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<b>Risasi ya bunduki inasafiri
kwa zaidi ya maili 700 kwa saa.</b>

2
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Haya!
Sivyo kabisa. Hapana.

3
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Angalia, ikiwa hutaki kufanya
hivyo, si lazima kufanya hivyo.

4
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Sawa. Nzuri,
Sitaki kufanya hivyo.

5
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Mungu jamani!! niko hai.

6
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Oh, hiyo ni ajabu!!

7
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Najua, sawa. Hivyo..

8
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Je, uko tayari kwenda tena?

9
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Sivyo kabisa.

10
00:01:26,954 --> 00:01:29,730
Usiseme tu "nzuri" na
kisha nipige risasi kifuani.

11
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Maana sio poa.

12
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Kama wakati wote.

13
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Sawa. Jeez.

14
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<b>Siku zote nilijiuliza kwa nini hakuna mtu
alijaribu kuwa shujaa kabla yangu.</b>

15
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<b>Inageuka
mtu alikuwa. Mindy Macready.</b>

16
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<b>Baada ya baba yake kufariki, wake
mpenzi wa zamani juu ya nguvu,</b>

17
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<b>Marcus, akawa mlezi wake.</b>

18
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Je, huo ni mfuko wa GPPony wa Pinki aliovaa?
Mkoba mzuri.

19
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Asante.

20
00:01:59,886 --> 00:02:01,559
Kuiba kutoka kwa mtoto wa miaka sita?

21
00:02:01,722 --> 00:02:03,895
<b>Marcus alianguka
yake kila siku.</b>

22
00:02:03,991 --> 00:02:07,165
<b>Lakini mara tu yeye
alikuwa amekwenda, naye pia.</b>

23
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<b>Hakuna mtu shuleni aliyegundua kwa sababu
aliingia kwenye seva</b>

24
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<b>na akajipa tuzo
kwa mahudhurio kamili.</b>

25
00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:17,907
<b>Hit Girl na Big Daddy
imekuwa mpango halisi.</b>

26
00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:20,645
<b>Mindy angeweza
endelea kuvaa mask</b>

27
00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,253
<b>ilimradi kuwepo
wahalifu kuwaondoa.</b>

28
00:02:26,079 --> 00:02:28,423
<b>Lakini haijalishi ni ngapi
wauza madawa ya kulevya aliacha,</b>

29
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<b>hakuweza kuacha
kujisikia mpweke.</b>

30
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<b>Mimi? Ningependa kukata tamaa
kuwa shujaa</b>

31
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<b>kwa sababu ilikuwa
njia hatari sana.</b>

32
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<b>Tatizo pekee,
Nilikuwa nikifa kwa kuchoka.</b>

33
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<b>Kama vijana wengi wa shule ya upili,</b>

34
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<b>Sikujua nini mimi
nilitaka kufanya na maisha yangu.</b>

35
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<b>Kuzimu, sikujua nini
kituo nilichotaka kutazama.</b>

36
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Ni TV tu, Dave, sivyo
amani katika Mashariki ya Kati.

37
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<b>Marafiki zangu wa karibu Todd na Marty</b>

38
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<b>Sikuwa na fununu kwamba nilikuwa wa kwanza
shujaa kutangazwa hadharani.</b>

39
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Nyie angalieni
Spider-Man jana usiku?

40
00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,712
Je, ni ajabu kwamba Shangazi
Je, inaweza kunifanya kuwa mgumu?

41
00:02:57,811 --> 00:02:59,449
Si kama uko
bibi-slammer.

42
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<b>Wanaweza kuvaa
mavazi, lakini si Halloween.</b>

43
00:03:02,449 --> 00:03:04,156
<b>Hao ni mashujaa wa maisha halisi,</b>

44
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<b>na katika miaka miwili tangu
wananchi wa kwanza wa kawaida</b>

45
00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,393
<b>vifuniko na vinyago,</b>

46
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<b>harakati ina
ilianza kuenea.</b>

47
00:03:10,490 --> 00:03:12,470
<b>Nimekuwa shujaa
kwa sababu ya Kick-Ass.</b>

48
00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:13,887
<b>Ndio, wewe tu
kuja nyumbani kutoka kazini,</b>

49
00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:16,463
<b>unachukua vifaa vyako
na mnatoka nje kwa doria.</b>

50
00:03:16,563 --> 00:03:18,372
<b>Tusaidie kufanya mitaa kuwa salama.</b>

51
00:03:18,699 --> 00:03:21,543
<b>Nimewatia moyo wale wote
watu kushuka punda zao,</b>

52
00:03:21,635 --> 00:03:23,706
<b>na sasa nilikuwa nimekwama kwenye yangu.</b>

53
00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:28,252
<b>Kwa hiyo usiku huo baada ya chakula cha jioni, mimi
niliamua kutoa vazi langu kuukuu.</b>

54
00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,881
Pole. Lo!!
Je, huwezi kubisha?

55
00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:35,687
Unajua, rafiki, ni kikamilifu
kawaida kwako kujigusa..

56
00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:37,887
Ee Yesu, Baba.
Toka nje!!

57
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<b>Kama hata nilikuwa nawaza
kuhusu muendelezo wa Kick-Ass,</b>

58
00:03:42,189 --> 00:03:43,827
<b>Ilinibidi nichukue hatua kali.</b>

59
00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,394
Habari. Habari,
tunaweza kuzungumza?

60
00:03:48,428 --> 00:03:49,930
Tafadhali, Mindy?

61
00:03:50,397 --> 00:03:53,401
Ingia kwenye teksi.
Mita mbio.

62
00:03:55,202 --> 00:03:58,206
Nataka kuungana
kama Batman na Robin.

63
00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,908
Hakuna mtu anataka kuwa Robin.

64
00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:02,213
Robin ana tatizo gani?

65
00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,549
Je! haukuwa kama wewe
Robin wa Baba Mkubwa?

66
00:04:04,611 --> 00:04:06,022
Robin anatamani angekuwa mimi.

67
00:04:06,113 --> 00:04:07,993
Ninachojaribu kusema
tunapaswa kuwa washirika,

68
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wewe na mimi, kama watu wawili wanaobadilika.

69
00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:14,057
Niko kwenye NFL, Dave.
Unacheza pee-wee.

70
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Kwa hiyo?
Nifunze.

71
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Nataka kutembea,

72
00:04:17,758 --> 00:04:20,432
na wewe ndiye kitu cha karibu zaidi
Najua kwa shujaa wa kweli.

73
00:04:21,962 --> 00:04:24,636
Je, wewe si uchovu
ya kuwa peke yako?

74
00:04:25,432 --> 00:04:27,912
Je, hutaki kujua
kuna mtu kwa ajili yako?

75
00:04:28,802 --> 00:04:30,941
Mtu ambaye ana mgongo wako?

76
00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:39,890
Na utafanya chochote ninachosema?

77
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Chochote.

78
00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:42,449
Nipige.

79
00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,222
Wewe ni msichana wa miaka 15.

80
00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,325
Kuzimu nini?

81
00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:51,435
Fanya kama kichaa,
kupigwa makofi kama mbuzi.

82
00:04:57,764 --> 00:04:59,266
Oh, goddamn.

83
00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,740
<b>Mindy alinipiga kama asubuhi
mbao kila siku kwa muda wa wiki tatu.</b>

84
00:05:03,804 --> 00:05:06,808
Njoo. Jilinde!!
Kushoto, kulia, linda!!

85
00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:14,288
<b>Hata kwa mishipa yangu iliyoharibika
mwisho, iliumiza kama kuzimu.</b>

86
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<b>Lakini, kwa njia ya ajabu,
Niliipenda.</b>

87
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<b>Ilinipa hisia ya kusudi.</b>

88
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Nini kilitokea kwa uso wako?
Hakuna kitu.

89
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<b>Kama tulikuwa tunaendesha gari
kuelekea kitu.</b>

90
00:05:24,925 --> 00:05:26,131
Mungu jamani!!

91
00:05:26,293 --> 00:05:28,967
Oh!! Oh, hiyo ni ajabu!!

92
00:05:30,430 --> 00:05:33,377
<b>Watu wengine wote wanavaa
masks walikuwa wanacheza shujaa tu.</b>

93
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<b>Tulikuwa tunafanya mazoezi
kuifanya kweli.</b>

94
00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:39,509
<b>Sikuweza kumwambia mpenzi wangu
Katie, au Marty na Todd.</b>

95
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<b>Lakini sikujali. Sisi
walikuwa wakiburudika kupita kiasi.</b>

96
00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:44,955
Kushoto, kulia, kushoto!!

97
00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:52,727
<b>Timu yetu wenyewe ya mashujaa.</b>

98
00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,694
<b>Itakuwa mipira.</b>

99
00:06:00,460 --> 00:06:03,498
Nini kuzimu, Mama? Je, wewe
ungependa kufuta habari kwenye DVR?

100
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Ndiyo. Ndiyo,
Nilifanya, Christopher.

101
00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:08,004
Huyo ndiye
pamoja na Kick-Ass.

102
00:06:08,068 --> 00:06:12,210
Oh, Christopher, you've got kuacha
kumtazama shujaa huyu.

103
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Yeye sio shujaa,
Mama, yeye ni muuaji.

104
00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:17,048
Alimlipua Baba kwa a
bazooka, for fuck's sake!!

105
00:06:17,143 --> 00:06:19,248
Baba yako alikufa kwa moto.

106
00:06:19,346 --> 00:06:21,553
Moto?
Tatizo lako ni nini?

107
00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:24,521
Wewe!! Wewe ni shida yangu!!

108
00:06:24,651 --> 00:06:28,690
Ninajaribu kukulea
kuwa kijana wa kawaida!!

109
00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:32,602
Ndiyo maana tulihamia Long Island
baada ya ajali ya baba yako.

110
00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:36,834
Bazooka sio ajali,
mpuuzi wewe!!

111
00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,171
Mazungumzo haya yamekwisha.

112
00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:40,905
Kubwa. Kisha naondoka.

113
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Njoo, Javier, kuwa mtulivu.

114
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Pole, Chris, lakini mama yako
inanilipa nisiwe poa.

115
00:06:51,511 --> 00:06:55,960
nakuchukia!! Wewe shule ya nyumbani
kama mimi ni mfungwa!!

116
00:06:56,049 --> 00:06:57,858
Umetupa
vazi langu la Red Mist.

117
00:06:57,918 --> 00:07:00,728
Mungu!! mimi si
tatizo!! Wewe ni!!

118
00:07:00,854 --> 00:07:04,358
Laiti ungekufa!!

119
00:07:11,197 --> 00:07:12,369
Mama?

120
00:07:18,705 --> 00:07:19,809
Usiguse hiyo.

121
00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,044
Lo, samahani.
Ni nini?

122
00:07:21,107 --> 00:07:24,884
Ni hatua ya mwisho. Kama kama yote
mengine itashindikana na unakaribia kufa.

123
00:07:29,716 --> 00:07:31,889
Huogopi kufa?

124
00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:34,762
Unaogopa kuwa hautawahi
kukua ndani ya suruali yako kubwa ya kijana?

125
00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:37,835
niko serious. Nini kama Spider-Man
au Batman aliuawa usiku mmoja?

126
00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:38,959
Inaweza kutokea.

127
00:07:39,092 --> 00:07:43,097
Ikiwa unaogopa kufa, jambo moja
ni hakika, utakufa.

128
00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:46,733
Baba yangu hakuwahi
kuogopa kufa.

129
00:07:47,734 --> 00:07:49,611
Angalia hiyo imemfikisha wapi.

130
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:53,975
Alijua angelazimika kufanya
sadaka ya mwisho siku moja.

131
00:07:55,241 --> 00:07:56,584
Na ndiyo maana
aliniahidi

132
00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,249
Ningependa kamwe kuacha
kutetea mji huu.

133
00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,487
Vunja moyo wangu,

134
00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,156
matumaini ya kufa.

135
00:08:07,420 --> 00:08:10,492
Baba yako alikuwa mwendawazimu.
Unajua hilo, sawa?

136
00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:16,964
Umekosea, Dave. Baba yangu
alikuwa shujaa wa kwanza wa kweli,

137
00:08:17,030 --> 00:08:20,807
sio wewe au Red Mist.
Ilikuwa ni baba yangu,

138
00:08:21,601 --> 00:08:24,480
na ilikuwa heshima
kutumikia upande wake.

139
00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,787
Halo, Min, shule ilikuwaje?

140
00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:39,353
Super mambo.

141
00:08:39,486 --> 00:08:40,965
Bibi Mullins alikuwa nje leo,

142
00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,195
hivyo tulikuwa na Mheshimiwa Cooper leaching
sisi biolojia, grump vile.

143
00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:47,051
Oh, kweli? Hiyo ni ajabu kwa sababu
Mkuu wa shule alinipigia simu jana.

144
00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,538
Ulitakiwa
kupata tuzo

145
00:08:48,628 --> 00:08:51,165
kwa mahudhurio kamili,
lakini hukuhudhuria.

146
00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:54,910
Nilikufuata asubuhi ya leo. Niliona
unaingia kwenye teksi na mvulana fulani,

147
00:08:55,001 --> 00:08:57,038
na nimewapoteza nyie
juu ya daraja.

148
00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:59,981
Kwa hivyo sasa unataka kuniambia
ulikuwa wapi leo?

149
00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,854
Samahani sana, Marcus.
Sikutaka kukukasirisha.

150
00:09:08,915 --> 00:09:11,555
Kata mitambo ya maji, Min.
Una miaka 15, sio mitano.

151
00:09:15,488 --> 00:09:16,660
Sawa.

152
00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:19,400
Angalia, aliniuliza kukata
darasa na uende kwenye maduka.

153
00:09:19,492 --> 00:09:21,836
Kwa hivyo, ndio, ndio, nilifanya.

154
00:09:22,328 --> 00:09:24,399
Hili halina la kufanya
na wewe kuwa Hit Girl?

155
00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:26,534
sitaki
pata blade zozote za ninja

156
00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,909
au kutupa nyota
chini ya kitanda chako?

157
00:09:29,035 --> 00:09:32,209
Hapana nilimtaka tu
kunipenda. Sawa?

158
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,782
Mpenzi, kuruka shule sio
njia ya kuwafanya wavulana wakupende.

159
00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,582
Mimi ni mjinga sana.
Jambo, hujambo.

160
00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,602
Wewe ni mmoja wa wajanja zaidi
wasichana wadogo ninaowajua.

161
00:09:40,628 --> 00:09:42,151
Twende tukachukue pizza.

162
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,186
Unamaanisha nini
Mimi si msingi?

163
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,457
Naam, fikiria tu
hili ni onyo.

164
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:51,032
Hey, una uhakika unataka
kutoa vitu vyote vya mama yako?

165
00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:53,171
Nini kuzimu mimi eti
kufanya na mambo yake yote?

166
00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:57,106
Damn, yeye alikuwa
jozi nzuri ya bunduki.

167
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,938
Jamani, amekufa!!
Usizungumze juu ya matiti yake.

168
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,046
Nilikuwa nazungumzia haya.

169
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:04,810
Oh, wale.
Hizo zilikuwa za baba yangu.

170
00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,819
Kwa nini usiziweke?

171
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,649
Je, una uhakika?

172
00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,778
Ndiyo. Namaanisha,
ni mali yako, sawa?

173
00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:14,757
Njoo, Chris.
Wewe ni mtu wako sasa.

174
00:10:15,381 --> 00:10:18,089
Kuwa mwangalifu tu, sawa?
Ndiyo.

175
00:10:20,386 --> 00:10:21,729
Lo!!

176
00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:24,544
Bila shaka usifanye hivyo
unataka kuweka hizo!!

177
00:10:24,557 --> 00:10:25,763
Nitaitunza.

178
00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:36,137
Unachukua siku ya kupumzika.
Baadaye.

179
00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:40,974
Habari.

180
00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:44,283
Kwa hivyo, uko tayari
mtihani wako wa kwanza wa shamba?

181
00:10:44,410 --> 00:10:45,810
Je, ninatakiwa
ya kufanya na haya?

182
00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,755
Waweke na, uh,
kwenda kuvua samaki.

183
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:01,532
Mimi ndiye pimp mweupe zaidi kuwahi kutokea.

184
00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:02,867
Hilo ndilo wazo.

185
00:11:02,962 --> 00:11:04,942
<b>Fuata inayofuata kulia.
Inatoka kwenye Flatbush.</b>

186
00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:07,011
Una uhakika ningepaswa kufanya
hii bila gia yangu?

187
00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,170
<b>Hilo ndilo suala.</b>

188
00:11:08,268 --> 00:11:11,112
<b>Kick-Ass si vazi.
Kick-Ass ndivyo ulivyo.</b>

189
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,980
<b>Dave Lizewski ndiye kinyago.</b>

190
00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:16,384
Kweli, "mask" yangu iko karibu
apige meno yake ndani.

191
00:11:16,976 --> 00:11:21,118
Hey, queer bait, uko wapi
kwenda na hiyo mifuko jamani?

192
00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:24,286
<b>Mwambie kwamba uko njiani kwenda kufanya mapenzi
mama yake akiwa na kamba ya inchi 12.</b>

193
00:11:24,384 --> 00:11:26,022
Ninatembea tu.

194
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:29,157
Kweli sio ninachofanya. I
kawaida tu kuwaita polisi.

195
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,235
Unaongea na nani jamani?

196
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,328
Lo, niko kwenye simu tu.
Ilikuwa..

197
00:11:34,394 --> 00:11:37,136
Unajua, pande zote za huduma
hapa, inauma, jamani.

198
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,009
Sasa nipe mifuko, fagot, kabla
Ninakufanya unyonye jogoo wangu mnene, huh?

199
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:42,844
Njoo.

200
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,709
Sawa, sawa.

201
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:17,014
<b>Je, unaweza kuamini nilimruhusu Mindy
piga snot kutoka kwangu kwa wiki</b>

202
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,243
<b>ili tu nipate
punda wangu alipigwa teke tena?</b>

203
00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,080
<b>Sana kwa timu.</b>

204
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,551
Uko tayari kufa?
Mjinga wewe!!

205
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:30,754
Unajua, chuki hiyo yote
ujinga hukufanya usikike shoga sana.

206
00:13:00,813 --> 00:13:02,417
- Njoo, mtu.
- Njoo.

207
00:13:04,884 --> 00:13:07,057
Nikiwahi kukushika ukiiba
tena, shit-burger,

208
00:13:07,153 --> 00:13:09,724
Nitaenda Saudi Arabia
punda wako na kukata mkono wako mbali.

209
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,294
Niahidi kuwa umemaliza
na maisha yako ya uhalifu.

210
00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:13,735
Naahidi.

211
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:19,675
Suruali kwa moto.

212
00:13:20,733 --> 00:13:22,974
Unafikiri nini? Nadhani
karibu uniuwe!!

213
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,106
Hapana. Unafanya nini
fikiria mstari wangu?

214
00:13:25,171 --> 00:13:26,972
"Suruali inawaka moto."
Niliandika rundo zima la 'em.

215
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:30,083
Kimbia!! Nitawaambia
umeniokoa. Nenda!!

216
00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:32,784
<b>Mwanamke
mtuhumiwa anayekimbia Flatbush.</b>

217
00:13:32,845 --> 00:13:35,758
<b>Chini ya futi 5. Kifuniko. Silaha
na chucks za watawa na upanga.</b>

218
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,504
Habari, Min. Habari, Marcus.
Kuna nini?

219
00:13:52,598 --> 00:13:53,798
<b>Naona umejibu simu yako.</b>

220
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:54,870
<b>Hiyo inamaanisha
hauko shuleni.</b>

221
00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,310
<b>Nilikuwa,</b>

222
00:13:56,436 --> 00:14:00,475
lakini sikuwa najisikia vizuri, na hivyo
nesi akaamua kunirudisha nyumbani.

223
00:14:00,606 --> 00:14:02,779
Maskini.
Kweli, karibu niko nyumbani.

224
00:14:02,875 --> 00:14:04,821
Nitatengeneza supu
na tunaweza kuangalia Jeopardy!!

225
00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,788
Sawa.
Nitakuona hivi karibuni, sawa?

226
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:07,950
<b>Sawa.</b>

227
00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:34,876
Shida!!

228
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:03,340
Umepata supu yangu?

229
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:09,043
Acha nichukue yako
joto kwanza.

230
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,917
Lo, wewe ni mtukutu kweli.

231
00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,785
Nitajisikia vizuri
baada ya kulala usingizi.

232
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,519
Funga macho yako. mimi ni
nitakupa hiyo supu.

233
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,622
Je, hiyo ni damu?

234
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,929
Jamani, Mindy.
Siwezi kufanya hivi tena.

235
00:15:26,292 --> 00:15:27,930
Baba yako alikuwa
kama kaka kwangu.

236
00:15:28,027 --> 00:15:29,938
Alikuwa askari mkubwa na shujaa.

237
00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,202
Lakini Baba mkubwa? Hiyo ilikuwa
si baba yako, sawa?

238
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,269
Huyo alikuwa ni mtu aliyeiba
wewe wa utoto wako.

239
00:15:35,368 --> 00:15:36,779
Na hii?

240
00:15:37,637 --> 00:15:40,811
Hit Girl?
Huyo sio wewe.

241
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:47,881
Wewe ni Mindy Macready na uko
tu kuanza shule ya sekondari.

242
00:15:49,148 --> 00:15:51,094
Ninaelewa kuwa hujui
kujua mtu huyo bado ni nani,

243
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,824
lakini utafanya,
inabidi ujaribu tu.

244
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,092
sitaki.

245
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:56,394
Hujui unachotaka.

246
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,230
Huwezi. Wewe sivyo
mtu mzima, bado.

247
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:03,135
Ndio, nimefanya zaidi katika miaka yangu 15
kuliko watu wazima wengi katika maisha yao.

248
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,171
Kumbuka hiyo
baba yako alikupa,

249
00:16:06,265 --> 00:16:08,973
ile uliyotakiwa kufanya
wazi kama kuna jambo lolote limewahi kutokea.

250
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,979
Ilisema nini?

251
00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:12,105
Kwamba ungenitunza.

252
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:14,481
Na kwamba ulipaswa
kunisikiliza, sawa?

253
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,678
Naam, sikiliza.

254
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,483
Nakutaka shuleni. nakutaka wewe
kuacha kuzungumza na kijana huyo.

255
00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:19,955
Na mimi nataka uniahidi

256
00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:22,618
kwamba hii kamwe
itatokea tena.

257
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,601
Vunja moyo wangu,

258
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,633
matumaini ya kufa.

259
00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,273
Nzuri.

260
00:16:58,217 --> 00:16:59,287
<b>Akili!!</b>

261
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:00,353
Kuzimu nini?

262
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:02,533
Kwanza karibu unipate
kuuawa, basi unisimamishe.

263
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:03,533
Dave, samahani.

264
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:05,227
Namaanisha, mimi..
Wewe ni?

265
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:07,126
mimi niko.

266
00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,232
Kwa kila kitu.

267
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,406
Oh, sawa, kubwa.

268
00:17:12,965 --> 00:17:16,640
Ninamaanisha, "kuomba msamaha" sio a
neno ningependa kutumia kukuelezea.

269
00:17:16,802 --> 00:17:19,043
Ni mara ngapi
Lazima niseme?

270
00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:21,311
Angalia, tuondoke hapa.

271
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,848
Lazima uwe rahisi. Nadhani
Labda nilivunjika mbavu.

272
00:17:23,910 --> 00:17:25,412
Dave, nimemaliza.

273
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,024
Pamoja na mafunzo?

274
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:28,490
Pamoja na kila kitu.

275
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:31,826
Subiri, unamaanisha kila kitu?

276
00:17:34,921 --> 00:17:37,094
Huwezi.
Wewe ni Hit Girl.

277
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,396
Tungeanzisha timu,
huwezi kuacha tu.

278
00:17:39,492 --> 00:17:41,335
Hivi ndivyo ulivyo.

279
00:17:41,427 --> 00:17:42,565
Sio tena, Dave.

280
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,176
Samahani, lakini imekwisha.
Nimemaliza.

281
00:17:47,233 --> 00:17:48,507
Ameachana naye tu?

282
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:49,706
Niache tu.

283
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:51,942
Utaacha kuomba msamaha?

284
00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:56,085
Sijui ni nini mbaya zaidi, hiyo
unamtania mtoto wa darasa la 9

285
00:17:56,175 --> 00:17:57,711
au umetupwa tu na mmoja.
Lo, wah!!

286
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,847
Kituko cha Pedophile.

287
00:17:59,011 --> 00:17:59,955
Sio hivyo

288
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,582
Halafu inakuwaje?
Tafadhali, niambie.

289
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,685
siwezi. Inahusiana na
Kitu cha Kick-Ass.

290
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:07,594
Nina siri kwako.
Unamkumbuka Malik?

291
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,928
Jamani ambaye anajitolea
katika kubadilishana sindano yako?

292
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,026
Fimbo yake ni nyingi sana
kubwa kuliko Kick-Ass'.

293
00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:14,866
Hapana.
Ndiyo.

294
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,773
Na kwa "fimbo," namaanisha uume.

295
00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:19,805
Ndio, nimepata hiyo. Asante.

296
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,611
Kumi na tano hukupata 20, potofu.

297
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:26,213
Dave, mwanafunzi mpya?
Wewe mbwa mzee, mwenye chumvi.

298
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:29,713
Tatizo ni nini? Nyasi imewashwa
uwanjani, cheza mpira. Kweli?

299
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,778
Hapana, Todd.

300
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:32,981
<b>Chris, mwalimu wako yuko hapa.</b>

301
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:34,951
Chris!!

302
00:18:35,581 --> 00:18:37,151
Chris, wako..

303
00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:40,487
Shit mtakatifu.
Kuzimu ni nini hiyo?

304
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:43,123
Hatima yangu.

305
00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:46,335
Chris, kwa sababu tu mama yako alipenda
kupata kituko kidogo sasa.

306
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,405
Ninajua jukumu langu
ni katika hili, Javier.

307
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,806
Baba yangu alikuwa bosi wa uhalifu,
kwa hiyo inaleta maana.

308
00:18:52,331 --> 00:18:55,312
Mimi ni mhalifu mkuu.
Ni mageuzi.

309
00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,573
Njoo, njoo.

310
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,775
Weka tu mambo hayo chini
kabla ya kuumiza mtu, Chris.

311
00:18:58,838 --> 00:18:59,908
Hilo si jina langu.

312
00:19:00,239 --> 00:19:02,651
Sawa, sawa.
Lo, Red Mist..

313
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:05,517
Red Mist lilikuwa jina langu la shujaa.

314
00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,284
Kuanzia sasa nitajulikana kama

315
00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:10,355
Mnyama wa Mama.

316
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:13,456
<b>Baada ya Mindy kuacha,</b>

317
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,659
<b>Niliamua kuacha kupiga nzito
mfuko na kuanza kugonga mitaa.</b>

318
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,928
Halo, Kick-Ass,
karibu tena!!

319
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,129
Ndio!!
Shoo!!

320
00:19:20,426 --> 00:19:21,928
Wewe ni bora, mtu!!

321
00:19:22,028 --> 00:19:25,475
<b>Tatizo pekee,
Bado nilikuwa peke yangu.</b>

322
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:28,100
<b>Kwa hivyo nilienda mtandaoni na kupata
profesa wa fizikia</b>

323
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,169
<b>kujiita
"Dr. Gravity."</b>

324
00:19:30,269 --> 00:19:33,375
Hakika, hakuwa Hit Girl,
lakini ilibidi nianzie mahali fulani.</b>

325
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:36,009
Hiki ndicho kifaa cha sifuri cha G
kwamba mimi zuliwa.

326
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,349
Inaweza kuinua
kitu chochote hadi tani.

327
00:19:38,477 --> 00:19:39,649
Kwa kweli?

328
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:43,022
Kuzimu, hapana, mtu. Hii ni
mpira wa besiboli uliovikwa kwenye tinfoil.

329
00:19:43,115 --> 00:19:44,651
Lakini ilikudanganya.

330
00:19:44,784 --> 00:19:46,695
Halo, naweza kupata Lishe
Umande wa Mlima, tafadhali?

331
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,321
Mimi si hata
profesa wa fizikia.

332
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,957
Mwandishi wa nakala tu
kwa wakala wa matangazo.

333
00:19:50,122 --> 00:19:52,033
Lakini ndiyo sababu
Ninapenda vitu hivi.

334
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:54,297
Unaweza kuwa mtu yeyote umtakaye!!

335
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:56,740
Umefanya mengi
timu kabla?

336
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:59,309
Aina ya. Ndiyo.
Hapana, si kweli.

337
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:01,502
Nilikuwa nikipata woga kiasi fulani
kuwa peke yangu, unajua?

338
00:20:01,567 --> 00:20:04,571
Ndio, mimi pia. Sijawahi
hata kuwa kwenye vita.

339
00:20:06,138 --> 00:20:08,516
Naam, kwa matumaini
hutalazimika.

340
00:20:08,641 --> 00:20:12,020
Mimi rafiki ed guy kuzungumza kuhusu kuunda
timu, ikiwa una nia.

341
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,714
sijui yuko serious kiasi gani,

342
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,253
lakini picha yake
ilikuwa ngumu sana msingi.

343
00:20:15,314 --> 00:20:18,386
Unatania?
Ndiyo maana niliwasiliana nawe.

344
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,997
Sikutaka kukushtua
kwa kuileta mapema sana.

345
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,533
Nitakuonyesha wasifu wake
baada ya kugonga chumba cha wanaume.

346
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:27,897
Mjomba wako Ralph sio
nitafurahi kuhusu hili, Chris.

347
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:29,063
Hilo si jina langu.

348
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:30,606
sipigi simu
wewe hilo, sahau.

349
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:32,733
Javier, ulifanya kazi kwa baba yangu.

350
00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:35,870
Kisha ulifanya kazi kwa mama yangu.
Sasa unanifanyia kazi.

351
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,677
Labda mimi ndiye mtoto tajiri zaidi
katika jiji la New York.

352
00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:40,182
Lakini ikiwa haupendi hivyo,

353
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:43,186
tafuta mwenyewe mwingine
kazi ya mama, sawa?

354
00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:45,780
Lo, Kick-Ass!!

355
00:20:46,445 --> 00:20:48,356
Mwanaume, nimefurahi kukuona.

356
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,017
<b>Kuna chochote
Je, ninaweza kukusaidia, bwana?</b>

357
00:20:50,182 --> 00:20:52,753
Ndiyo. Nilitegemea unaweza kusaidia
napata vibao milioni moja kwenye YouTube.

358
00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:00,864
Njoo. Njoo.

359
00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:20,056
Kimbia, Kick-Ass, kimbia!

360
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:24,825
Jersey Shore mama jamani!!

361
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,564
Hey, nini, wewe si
nia ya mapambano ya haki?

362
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,615
Hayo si mapambano ya haki.
Kikao cha timu kesho.

363
00:21:32,641 --> 00:21:34,422
Nitakutumia barua pepe.

364
00:21:35,961 --> 00:21:37,907
Tahadhari Dr Mvuto!!

365
00:21:38,063 --> 00:21:41,010
<b>Ulipaswa kushangaa
shauku ya Daktari.</b>

366
00:21:41,100 --> 00:21:42,579
<b>Sikuweza kusubiri
kukutana na marafiki zake.</b>

367
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,784
Mikono hewani, Spring Roll.

368
00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:55,121
Futa rejista na
usifanye kitu kijinga.

369
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:58,490
Njoo!! Hey, wako wapi
kamera zako za usalama?

370
00:21:58,617 --> 00:22:00,756
Hatuna yao. Too expensive.
Kwa umakini?

371
00:22:00,853 --> 00:22:03,493
jamani nini? Je, hii itasambaa vipi?
Unataka kurekodiwa?

372
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,158
Nyamaza na tu
shuka chini!!

373
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:08,704
Na bora uwaambie watu
Yule mama mzazi alikuwa hapa.

374
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,102
Una shida gani, kijana?

375
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:11,504
Nenda sakafuni pia, Gandalf,

376
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,634
au nitapasua
kofia katika punda wako.

377
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:15,040
Utapasua uso wako mwenyewe

378
00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,875
wakati bunduki hiyo inapiga kama wewe
don't hold it properly.

379
00:22:16,969 --> 00:22:18,949
Nenda tu chini!!

380
00:22:22,374 --> 00:22:24,285
Mungu, utafanya haraka!!

381
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,347
Nilikuambia.

382
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,537
Nenda!! Nenda, nenda, nenda!!

383
00:22:42,661 --> 00:22:44,140
Washa gari!! Nenda, nenda!!

384
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,966
Ilikuwa ni ajabu!!

385
00:22:47,399 --> 00:22:51,370
Najisikia hai sana. Najua mimi ni nani.
Najua kwa nini niko hapa.

386
00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,710
Nitaipiga dunia hii!!

387
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:56,150
Watajua jina la The Motherfuckers!!

388
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,382
Nimepata kunitafutia punda mbaya
Aina za MAM kunifundisha, sawa?

389
00:22:59,511 --> 00:23:01,650
Kama Chuck Liddell
au nani.

390
00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,216
Fuck, sijali
inagharimu kiasi gani.

391
00:23:03,349 --> 00:23:07,354
Nataka tu kuua
Kick-Ass kwa mikono yangu mitupu.

392
00:23:09,588 --> 00:23:11,329
Lazima nitweet kuhusu hili.

393
00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:34,081
Sawa.
Je, uko tayari?

394
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:37,451
Um, sijui.
Je! ni mimi?

395
00:23:37,583 --> 00:23:39,290
Ndiyo, wewe ni.
Unaonekana mzuri.

396
00:23:39,785 --> 00:23:41,287
Na binti wa Barbara,
Brooke, ni mzuri sana.

397
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,697
Je, ninatakiwa
kuzungumza nao?

398
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,635
Afadhali niwekewe maji
kuliko kumsikiliza Justin Bieber.

399
00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,602
Utakuwa sawa.
Nitakuwa janga.

400
00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,269
Unajuaje hilo?

401
00:23:50,362 --> 00:23:53,036
Kwa sababu ni sherehe ya usingizi,
kwa ajili ya fuck.

402
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,105
Dola. Jar.

403
00:24:00,906 --> 00:24:02,613
Utahitaji chupa kubwa zaidi.

404
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:09,789
Mzuri sana, huh? Hivi ndivyo
bia inatolewa.

405
00:24:11,216 --> 00:24:14,993
Jamani. Una lifti ya siri
kwa makao makuu yako ya chinichini.

406
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:18,158
Ndiyo. Yule kijana nilimwambia
unahusu kumiliki eneo hili.

407
00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:19,997
Ni kama pango la popo la maisha halisi.

408
00:24:20,092 --> 00:24:21,594
Najua, sawa.
Oh, ndiyo.

409
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:30,736
Hii ni moja kubwa zaidi
jambo ambalo nimewahi kuona.

410
00:24:33,305 --> 00:24:35,012
Karibu kwa Haki Milele.

411
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,493
Habari, Detective Williams.
Huyu lazima awe Mindy.

412
00:24:43,615 --> 00:24:44,923
Ni. Habari, Brooke.

413
00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,260
Ninyi wasichana kuwa na furaha na nitachagua
umeamka asubuhi, sawa?

414
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:49,628
Mimi nitakuwa mmoja
na mikono iliyokatwa.

415
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:52,328
Hapana, utakuwa wewe
ambayo hupata manicure ya kushangaza.

416
00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:54,802
Mimi ni?
Mmm-hmm. Oh, ndiyo.

417
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:57,372
Sema "jambo" kwa Mindy, wanawake.

418
00:24:57,463 --> 00:24:58,498
Habari.

419
00:24:58,630 --> 00:24:59,631
Nakujua wewe.

420
00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:02,379
Wewe ndiye mwanafunzi wa kwanza ambaye alipanda gari
kwenye kijiti cha disco cha Dave Lizewski.

421
00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:03,640
sikupanda yake..

422
00:25:03,702 --> 00:25:05,702
Ukimlipua tu, uko
totes bikira, sawa?

423
00:25:05,704 --> 00:25:07,183
Yeye hakumpiga,
mtazame.

424
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,047
Kisha nini? Kazi ya rim?
Kazi ya mikono? Fingerbang?

425
00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,485
Sweet-Ryan-Seacrest, uko
angalau kumbusu, sawa?

426
00:25:12,878 --> 00:25:13,982
Totes.

427
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:16,792
Hujawahi kumbusu
mvulana, je!

428
00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:18,559
Ee Mungu wangu,
hiyo inapendeza sana.

429
00:25:18,650 --> 00:25:19,685
Labda yeye ni mchawi.

430
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,026
Labda nitafanya jam
mguu wangu juu kunyakua yako.

431
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,294
Ah, yeye ni mjanja sana,
Napenda.

432
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:26,336
Kisha nini
jambo kubwa hata hivyo?

433
00:25:26,392 --> 00:25:28,804
Nini inaweza kuwa kubwa kuhusu gagging
kwenye ulimi wa begi la douche?

434
00:25:28,894 --> 00:25:30,635
Inapendeza sana.

435
00:25:30,729 --> 00:25:33,733
Unajua jinsi unavyohisi wakati wewe
tazama hiyo video ya Union J?

436
00:25:33,866 --> 00:25:36,369
Shit mtakatifu, hujui?

437
00:25:36,468 --> 00:25:38,641
Hii itabadilisha maisha yako.

438
00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:42,583
<b>Usiwahi kusema wewe
upweke Weka tu matatizo yako juu yangu</b>

439
00:25:42,674 --> 00:25:45,382
<b>Na nitakuwa nikisubiri
hapo kwa ajili yako</b>

440
00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:49,050
Nyinyi mnapenda ujinga huu kuliko
mashabiki wanampenda Stan Lee, sivyo?

441
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,559
Stan Lee ni nani?

442
00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:54,062
<b>Nitakubeba nitakubeba</b>

443
00:25:54,420 --> 00:25:56,195
<b>Nitakubeba</b>

444
00:25:57,056 --> 00:26:00,094
<b>Kwa hivyo unajua kwamba nitakubeba</b>

445
00:26:00,325 --> 00:26:04,501
<b>Nitakubeba</b>

446
00:26:06,698 --> 00:26:09,110
<b>Kama ulivyokuwa
kukimbia kwa saa</b>

447
00:26:09,201 --> 00:26:10,839
<b>Na siwezi kupata pumzi yako</b>

448
00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:14,180
<b>Mashetani wanapiga kelele
kwa sauti kubwa sana katika kichwa chako</b>

449
00:26:15,007 --> 00:26:16,850
<b>Umechoka Umevunjika</b>

450
00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:18,946
<b>Umekatwa na una michubuko</b>

451
00:26:19,044 --> 00:26:20,444
<b>Lakini hakuna kitu kizito sana
Shikilia tu</b>

452
00:26:21,947 --> 00:26:23,392
<b>Nitakubeba</b>

453
00:26:23,449 --> 00:26:24,587
Nini jamani hiyo?

454
00:26:24,683 --> 00:26:26,356
Najua, sawa?
Nimelowa.

455
00:26:26,452 --> 00:26:28,432
Hiyo? Hiyo ni
wewe ni nani, Mindy.

456
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:30,591
Unaweza usivae
kama sisi au kuzungumza kama sisi,

457
00:26:30,689 --> 00:26:33,033
lakini linapokuja suala la wavulana,
sote tuko sawa.

458
00:26:33,192 --> 00:26:36,105
Jioni. Channing Tatum.
Muungano J.

459
00:26:36,195 --> 00:26:39,540
Ni biolojia, bitch.
Usipigane nayo.

460
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,271
Mimi, um..

461
00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,107
Lazima niende.

462
00:26:45,204 --> 00:26:47,616
Lakini tulikuwa tunaenda na kupata juu
kwenye chumvi za kuoga kwenye nyumba ya Logan.

463
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,151
Mindy, nataka
kukupa nafasi

464
00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:52,552
kwamba wasichana wengine
katika darasa letu ingeua kwa.

465
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:56,319
Usitake kutoka nje ya mlango
kila siku katika nguo za kubana ngozi

466
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:59,122
kujua hilo
kila mtu anakutembeza?

467
00:26:59,218 --> 00:27:02,461
Je, si unataka kisiri nje katika
usiku, inua kuzimu kidogo,

468
00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,261
na kuonyesha ulimwengu
nguvu gani,

469
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:07,236
mwanamke huru
ana uwezo?

470
00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,501
Je, hutaki kuwa mali?

471
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:13,236
<b>Kwa hivyo unajua kwamba nitakubeba</b>

472
00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:14,470
Je, ninaweza kuvaa hii kwa Logan?

473
00:27:14,566 --> 00:27:15,601
Ndio!!

474
00:27:15,734 --> 00:27:17,236
Itakuwa furaha sana.

475
00:27:18,737 --> 00:27:22,412
Kwa hivyo tulijaribu polisi
na kujaribu magazeti,

476
00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:27,451
na hata kuanzisha, unajua,
jambo kwenye mtandao

477
00:27:27,579 --> 00:27:30,253
kwa watu
tusaidie kumpata Tommy.

478
00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,493
Um..

479
00:27:32,584 --> 00:27:36,430
Lakini hatukupata chochote. Sisi
sikumwona tena mtoto wetu.

480
00:27:37,689 --> 00:27:40,465
Nilikuja na jina
Kumbuka Tommy,

481
00:27:40,592 --> 00:27:43,766
na, uh, tumekuwa tukifanya hivi
usiku tatu kwa wiki. Hivyo..

482
00:27:44,429 --> 00:27:46,932
Kanali Nyota na Kupigwa
alitukuta mtandaoni.

483
00:27:47,466 --> 00:27:50,447
Hiyo ni mbaya, guys.
Samahani sana.

484
00:27:50,536 --> 00:27:54,109
Nikawa Night Bitch baada ya dada yangu
aliuawa na kupatikana kwenye jalala.

485
00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:55,377
Shit mtakatifu.

486
00:27:55,474 --> 00:27:57,147
Hakumrudisha,

487
00:27:57,209 --> 00:27:59,209
lakini angalau ninafanya
kitu chanya juu yake.

488
00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,390
Mdudu Mtu.
Ndio, um..

489
00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:05,124
Nimeonewa mzima mzima
maisha ya kuwa mashoga,

490
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:08,130
kwa hiyo sasa nasimama
kwa wasio na ulinzi.

491
00:28:08,287 --> 00:28:10,460
Ndio maana sivai kinyago.

492
00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,042
Sana kama kuwa
kurudi chumbani.

493
00:28:12,457 --> 00:28:14,368
Muda mrefu kama yako
moyo uko mahali pazuri,

494
00:28:14,459 --> 00:28:16,132
hatujali nini wewe
weka kinywani mwako.

495
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:18,333
Bonge la ngumi.
Asante. Asante, bwana.

496
00:28:18,964 --> 00:28:20,568
Kweli, nikawa Guy wa Vita

497
00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:24,341
baada ya wazazi wangu kutekwa na
aliuawa akirudi nyumbani kutoka kwenye opera.

498
00:28:24,403 --> 00:28:25,905
Je, nilikuambia
yule mwanaharamu mgonjwa

499
00:28:26,004 --> 00:28:27,745
ilizidisha mikopo yao
kadi kwenye tovuti za ponografia?

500
00:28:27,839 --> 00:28:30,217
Natumai tutapata nafasi
msalimie mtu huyu siku moja

501
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:32,983
kwa hivyo naweza kuhesabu kibinafsi
roho yake kutoka kwa mwili wake.

502
00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,716
Ee Mungu wangu. Marty?

503
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:37,517
Ndio, nilijua
Nimeitambua sauti yako.

504
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:39,822
Hapana, sijui nini
unazungumzia.

505
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:42,522
Sijui Marty.
Mwanaume mpya.

506
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:45,260
Hey, punda, ni mimi, Dave.

507
00:28:45,991 --> 00:28:49,165
Dave? Kwa nini wewe
amevaa kama Kick-Ass?

508
00:28:49,328 --> 00:28:51,672
Kwa sababu mimi nina Kick-Ass.

509
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:52,901
Nyinyi wawili mnajuana?

510
00:28:52,998 --> 00:28:54,534
Ndio, kama vile tulikuwa watano.

511
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:58,374
Ujinga wote huu wa nini
wazazi wako wanauawa?

512
00:28:58,503 --> 00:29:00,039
Ndiyo, lugha.
Je!

513
00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,846
Vita Guy, jali
sasisha wasifu wako?

514
00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:05,084
Uh..

515
00:29:05,677 --> 00:29:07,247
Ninajaribu kujua
jinsi ya kuelezea hili

516
00:29:07,346 --> 00:29:10,122
bila kusikika kama
mjinga kabisa sasa hivi.

517
00:29:10,215 --> 00:29:12,422
Ndio, sina uhakika
hiyo inawezekana, Batman.

518
00:29:12,517 --> 00:29:13,587
Mimi si pia.

519
00:29:14,219 --> 00:29:15,459
Um..

520
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,155
Sawa. Naam, nilipopata
nyie watu mtandaoni,

521
00:29:17,189 --> 00:29:19,760
mlikuwa mnabadilishana hizi
hadithi za asili za kushangaza.

522
00:29:19,858 --> 00:29:21,898
I mean, Kanali, wewe ni
ex-Mafia, kwa ajili ya Kristo.

523
00:29:22,027 --> 00:29:25,031
Yo. Usichukue
jina la Bwana bure.

524
00:29:25,197 --> 00:29:26,733
samahani.

525
00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,903
Sikufikiri ungefanya
ngoja nijiunge na timu

526
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:32,039
isipokuwa nilikuwa na hadithi nzuri pia.

527
00:29:32,871 --> 00:29:36,978
Sawa, tutakuacha uondoke
ndoano wakati huu, Battle Guy.

528
00:29:37,709 --> 00:29:39,985
Unataka kuona kitu kizuri?
Ndiyo.

529
00:29:40,879 --> 00:29:42,722
Nilidhani hii inaweza
kuwa chumba chetu cha mikutano.

530
00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:45,217
Lo, hii ni nzuri sana.

531
00:29:45,317 --> 00:29:47,627
Sasa ukarabati huu mdogo
ilikuwa ya siri kabisa,

532
00:29:47,719 --> 00:29:49,892
ambayo ina maana hakuna mtu alijua kuhusu hilo.

533
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:54,231
Sasa, najua sio sana, lakini
huu ni mwanzo tu.

534
00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,067
Pamoja tunaweza kufanya
tofauti ya kweli.

535
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:57,232
Lo!!

536
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,008
Ikiwa ungezingatia,
Kick-Ass,

537
00:30:00,098 --> 00:30:01,907
tungeheshimiwa
ili ujiunge nasi.

538
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,173
Kuzimu, ndio!!

539
00:30:07,839 --> 00:30:09,910
Hiyo ndiyo ninayopenda kusikia.

540
00:30:10,075 --> 00:30:12,749
Kweli, wakati wa kuanzishwa.

541
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:14,188
Geuka nami nitakufungua zipu.

542
00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,448
Samahani, je!

543
00:30:16,515 --> 00:30:18,495
Utani tu. Hebu tupate
chini kwa biashara.

544
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,324
Gotcha.

545
00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,490
Hapo ulipo.

546
00:30:22,587 --> 00:30:25,591
Tulikuhifadhia kiti kwenye
cafe, lakini haujawahi kuonyesha.

547
00:30:25,691 --> 00:30:28,262
Mimi kawaida kichwa juu ya
Bustani ya Mizeituni kwa mzigo wa carb.

548
00:30:29,261 --> 00:30:31,104
Sijapata sukari nyeupe
tangu siku yangu ya kuzaliwa.

549
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,471
Je, tunahitaji uingiliaji kati?

550
00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:35,942
Njoo, njia bora ya kukaza
Tumbo ni timu ya densi ya varsity.

551
00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:38,308
Karatasi ya kujiandikisha
tu kwenda juu.

552
00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:43,343
Bado inavuma
akili yangu. Kick-Ass.

553
00:30:43,442 --> 00:30:44,443
Ni kama kutafuta
rafiki yako bora

554
00:30:44,509 --> 00:30:45,852
Daima alikuwa Will Smith,
unajua?

555
00:30:47,045 --> 00:30:49,616
Habari, wavulana. Wewe ni nini
kuzungumzia?

556
00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:51,023
Hakuna kitu.

557
00:30:51,316 --> 00:30:53,887
Hakuna kitu?
Ndio, Todd, hakuna kitu.

558
00:30:55,053 --> 00:30:57,055
Sawa.
Tuonane karibu, nyie.

559
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,958
Todd, subiri.

560
00:30:59,958 --> 00:31:02,802
Lo, iangalie.
Tazama nikimaliza maisha yako.

561
00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:04,167
Njoo. Sahau.

562
00:31:04,229 --> 00:31:06,539
Moja tu ya dickheads kwamba
follows The Motherfucker on Twitter.

563
00:31:06,631 --> 00:31:07,575
WHO?

564
00:31:07,666 --> 00:31:08,866
Mnyama wa Mama.
Yeye ni mtu fulani

565
00:31:08,900 --> 00:31:10,402
wakidai kuwa wa dunia
supervillain wa kwanza.

566
00:31:10,502 --> 00:31:12,243
Ana 1,000
wafuasi tayari.

567
00:31:12,337 --> 00:31:13,372
Punda gani.

568
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:16,642
Pata kidogo!!
Uh-huh!! Ndio!!

569
00:31:16,742 --> 00:31:18,585
Umepata hii, mama mjanja!!

570
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,315
Unafikiria kweli
amepigwa risasi?

571
00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:22,086
Nisingechukua
pesa zake nisipozipata.

572
00:31:22,180 --> 00:31:23,853
MA ni kama chess.

573
00:31:23,915 --> 00:31:27,192
Yote ni kuhusu hatua. Na
kijana wako anajua mambo yake.

574
00:31:29,488 --> 00:31:31,263
Ni wakati wa kufa, punda.

575
00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,165
Uko sawa?
niko poa. Ala!!

576
00:31:36,495 --> 00:31:39,442
Kazi nzuri.
Jab nzuri, rafiki.

577
00:31:39,531 --> 00:31:42,011
Njoo, kaa huru, mtoto.
Iondoe, iondoke.

578
00:31:42,768 --> 00:31:44,714
- juu!!
- Shida!!

579
00:31:44,770 --> 00:31:46,181
Umenivunja mguu!!

580
00:31:46,605 --> 00:31:48,414
- Njoo. Fanya kitu.
- Hebu tuchukue mapumziko.

581
00:31:48,507 --> 00:31:49,884
Ndio, ndio, hebu
pumzika jamani. Njoo.

582
00:31:49,941 --> 00:31:51,181
Sheria za mtaani jamani!!

583
00:31:55,347 --> 00:31:57,349
Chuki!! Niondolee huyu binti!!

584
00:31:57,849 --> 00:31:59,590
Hey, unafanya nini?
Unafanya nini jamani?

585
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,254
Uko sawa, Chris?
Uko sawa, rafiki?

586
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:03,094
Ondoka kwangu!!
Nilikuwa nikishinda.

587
00:32:03,188 --> 00:32:04,690
Hapana, ulikuwa unalia.

588
00:32:05,524 --> 00:32:09,233
Unajua nini? Safisha hii.
Nguvu yangu kuu

589
00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:12,071
ni kwamba mimi ni tajiri kama shit.

590
00:32:12,130 --> 00:32:13,871
Hey, unataka
kazi kwa ajili yangu, huh?

591
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,707
Unataka kupiga
people up for me?

592
00:32:17,035 --> 00:32:18,639
Hakika.
Sawa!!

593
00:32:18,737 --> 00:32:20,444
Hebu tupate
mask na vazi,

594
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:23,816
nasi tutakuita
Kifo Cheusi.

595
00:32:23,909 --> 00:32:27,220
Lo, wee, haufikiri hivyo
kidogo tu incredibly ubaguzi wa rangi?

596
00:32:27,312 --> 00:32:28,450
sitoi chochote.

597
00:32:28,547 --> 00:32:29,958
Nataka uweke neno

598
00:32:30,048 --> 00:32:31,721
kwamba niko tayari
kulipa dola ya juu

599
00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,023
kwa kila mshambuliaji aliyeajiriwa mjini.

600
00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:34,256
Njoo, njoo.
Zungumza tu kwanza

601
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:35,389
Pesa inazungumza.

602
00:32:35,554 --> 00:32:37,727
Ulitaka niwe mtu wangu mwenyewe.

603
00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,268
Hivi ndivyo inavyoonekana.

604
00:32:40,826 --> 00:32:42,737
Vema, sawa, nitafanya
piga baadhi ya simu. Ndiyo!!

605
00:32:42,828 --> 00:32:45,604
Mtu mwingine yeyote anataka
kuwa supervillain?

606
00:32:45,730 --> 00:32:48,176
Ahadi nitalipa bora kuliko
Chuck-little-dick-Liddell.

607
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:49,836
Umeniita nini?
Hapana, hapana, jamani.

608
00:32:49,935 --> 00:32:52,176
Alichukua hit ya kichwa.
Hajui anachosema.

609
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:55,741
Nimekuwa nikisoma
faragha na Kocha Podell.

610
00:32:55,841 --> 00:32:59,618
Na kwa kusoma, ninamaanisha mama yangu
kulipwa yake mbali kufanya mimi varsity.

611
00:32:59,744 --> 00:33:03,419
Kwa hiyo, kama wewe ni nusu heshima, mimi itabidi
hakikisha anakuweka kwenye timu.

612
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:05,017
Angalau kama mbadala.

613
00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,754
Ungefanya hivyo kwa ajili yangu?

614
00:33:07,185 --> 00:33:09,187
Mabesti hushikana.

615
00:33:09,855 --> 00:33:12,426
Ikiwa Brooke anataka mnyama,
anapaswa kupata mbwa tu.

616
00:33:12,524 --> 00:33:14,765
Anajaribu tu kuunda upya
Mindy kwa sura yake mwenyewe.

617
00:33:14,926 --> 00:33:16,928
Sawa, wanawake, kaeni.
Hebu tuanze.

618
00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:57,803
Mindy Macready?

619
00:34:00,972 --> 00:34:05,250
Tulia. Ilimradi huna
kuanguka juu ya uso wako, wewe ni katika.

620
00:34:05,911 --> 00:34:06,912
Nenda.

621
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:22,037
Washambuliaji wanne.

622
00:34:23,862 --> 00:34:25,603
Hakuna kutoroka.

623
00:35:18,416 --> 00:35:20,123
Ee Mungu wangu. Wewe
angeweza kabisa kuwa nahodha.

624
00:35:20,218 --> 00:35:22,061
Hiyo ilikuwa sana
bora kuliko Brooke.

625
00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,497
Ee Mungu wangu.

626
00:35:23,588 --> 00:35:25,668
Brooke hasimama a
nafasi kwa nahodha baada ya hapo.

627
00:35:26,424 --> 00:35:28,563
<b>Kundi la watu
na majina ya maandishi</b>

628
00:35:28,627 --> 00:35:30,971
<b>amesimama
katika mavazi ya nyumbani,</b>

629
00:35:31,062 --> 00:35:33,804
<b>kutafuta mtandao
kwa uhalifu ambao haujatatuliwa.</b>

630
00:35:33,898 --> 00:35:36,572
<b>Mashujaa wa vitabu vya katuni
zote zina besi za mabilioni ya dola</b>

631
00:35:36,668 --> 00:35:39,842
<b>na makao makuu juu ya mwezi,
lakini huu ndio ulimwengu wa kweli.</b>

632
00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:42,417
Mizani, kama nyekundu, nyeupe na bluu.
It's awesome.

633
00:35:42,507 --> 00:35:44,180
Ni nini hicho?
Matofali.

634
00:35:44,309 --> 00:35:45,344
Sawa.

635
00:35:47,078 --> 00:35:49,080
Unafikiri nini?
Nadhani inafanya kazi.

636
00:35:49,247 --> 00:35:50,658
<b>Watu wanapaswa kupata
wanachostahili.</b>

637
00:35:51,249 --> 00:35:53,490
<b>Familia inayoishi mtaani
anastahili mlo wa moto.</b>

638
00:35:54,119 --> 00:35:57,100
Msichana wa chuo aliyelewa anastahili
kuifanya iwe salama nyumbani usiku.

639
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:59,999
Na mpotovu, mnyanyasaji,

640
00:36:01,826 --> 00:36:04,170
inastahili kutembelewa
kutoka Eisenhower.

641
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:05,769
Schwaniz!!

642
00:36:06,197 --> 00:36:07,437
Lo.

643
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:09,035
Hutaki kugonga
kwa ngumi iliyofungwa.

644
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:11,341
Unaweza kuvunja mkono wako,
basi huna kinga.

645
00:36:11,436 --> 00:36:15,043
Unataka kugonga kwa kiganja wazi na egemeo.
Fungua kiganja na egemeo.

646
00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:16,208
Shika mgongo".

647
00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,112
<b>Sijawahi kufanya soka ya chuo kikuu</b>

648
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:21,121
<b>au alihusika katika mchezo wa shule.</b>

649
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,455
<b>Kuzimu, sijawahi hata
alifanya heshima roll.</b>

650
00:36:23,615 --> 00:36:24,787
piga hodi jamani!!

651
00:36:25,283 --> 00:36:29,527
<b>Lakini kama ningekuwa nayo, ni lazima niamini
ningehisi hivi.</b>

652
00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:32,859
Wakati polisi hawawezi
kulinda na kutumikia tena,

653
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,665
kuonywa, muuaji,
vichwa juu, perv.

654
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:38,206
Tulipata nguvu,
tulipata ujasiri

655
00:36:38,329 --> 00:36:40,832
kuwapa wale wanaohitaji
wanastahili nini!!

656
00:36:40,965 --> 00:36:42,967
Haki Milele!!

657
00:36:44,502 --> 00:36:46,504
<b>Tulikuwa kwenye kundi la mwisho.</b>

658
00:36:46,638 --> 00:36:48,709
<b>Haikuwa jambo hilo
hakuna mtu mwingine aliyejua.</b>

659
00:36:48,807 --> 00:36:51,720
<b>Tulijua.
Na tulihisi kama nyota wa rock.</b>

660
00:36:52,577 --> 00:36:54,989
Usiku mwema, wavulana.
Kazi nzuri. Mwanaume wa Vita.

661
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:57,720
Usiku, Kanali.
Asante kwa kila kitu.

662
00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,189
Hapana, mwanangu, asante.

663
00:37:00,351 --> 00:37:03,025
Ulituonyesha kwamba kila
mwanadamu anaweza kuleta mabadiliko.

664
00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,328
Bila Kick-Ass,
hakuna hata mmoja wetu angekuwa hapa.

665
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,903
Hiyo ni kutoka moyoni.
Usiruhusu iende kichwani mwako.

666
00:37:13,031 --> 00:37:14,032
Hivyo..

667
00:37:15,266 --> 00:37:17,405
Mimi si kweli kwamba nimechoka.

668
00:37:27,078 --> 00:37:28,079
Mmm.

669
00:37:28,179 --> 00:37:30,284
Mmm-mmm?

670
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:31,916
Mmm. Sawa.

671
00:37:32,016 --> 00:37:34,018
Hebu tuache masks juu.

672
00:37:34,452 --> 00:37:36,227
Ndio?
Ndiyo.

673
00:37:36,287 --> 00:37:37,459
Ndio!!

674
00:37:40,692 --> 00:37:42,569
<b>Misheni kuu ya kwanza leo usiku</b>

675
00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,367
na sio huduma ya jamii.

676
00:37:44,429 --> 00:37:46,909
Tunaendelea
watu wabaya kweli.

677
00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,772
Nini, huwezi yako
timu kushughulikia hilo?

678
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,573
Wao si wewe, Mindy.

679
00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:53,444
Kumbuka Tommy
anamiliki biashara ya matunda makavu.

680
00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:54,881
Night Bitch anafundisha ballet.

681
00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:56,452
Bitch wa usiku?

682
00:37:56,541 --> 00:37:59,249
Yeye ni nini? Shujaa mkuu
au porno laini ya msingi?

683
00:37:59,377 --> 00:38:01,323
Labda kidogo ya wote wawili.

684
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:04,655
Ee Mungu, unamfunga?

685
00:38:04,783 --> 00:38:06,729
Nitapika.

686
00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,126
Wewe ni kama ninja.

687
00:38:08,219 --> 00:38:11,496
Je, huwezi tu kutoroka
baada ya Marcus kwenda kulala?

688
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,292
Hujaelewa, Dave.

689
00:38:16,094 --> 00:38:17,471
Nilitoa ahadi kwa Marcus.

690
00:38:17,562 --> 00:38:20,304
Hivyo kuvunja. Wewe ni
shujaa mkuu, unakumbuka?

691
00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:23,002
Mindy Macready's
kujificha tu.

692
00:38:23,401 --> 00:38:26,177
Ndio, sijui nini
aina ya shujaa wa Usiku Kahaba ni,

693
00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,012
lakini ikiwa unafikiria kweli
Ningewahi kuvunja neno langu,

694
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:30,677
ni wazi unayo
sijui mimi ni nani.

695
00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:33,570
Ninajua kuwa kutengeneza timu ya densi hakufanyi
kukufanya uache kuwa vile ulivyo.

696
00:38:33,578 --> 00:38:35,524
Najua Hit Girl
hakuweza kutoa shit

697
00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,093
kuhusu shule gani ya sekondari
wasichana wameingia.

698
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:40,752
Najua haungeendelea na a
tarehe ikiwa maisha yako yalitegemea.

699
00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:41,989
Nenda kuzimu, Dave.

700
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,997
Je! Unajua niko sawa.

701
00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,334
Haya!! Roid Rage.

702
00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,937
Mimi?
Ndiyo.

703
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:50,533
Unataka kunichukua
kwa tarehe wakati fulani?

704
00:38:50,595 --> 00:38:52,632
Lo, ndio.
Hakika. Um..

705
00:38:53,264 --> 00:38:56,108
Jina langu ni Simon.

706
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,670
Mkuu, Simon.

707
00:38:59,637 --> 00:39:00,843
Ni tarehe.

708
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,351
Mindy, samahani.

709
00:39:03,441 --> 00:39:04,511
Je, kuna tatizo, Min?

710
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:05,644
Sifuri.

711
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:08,656
Nzuri. Kwa sababu
Sipendi matatizo.

712
00:39:09,881 --> 00:39:12,020
<b>Dave, umekuwa
kutoroka usiku?</b>

713
00:39:12,183 --> 00:39:13,184
Bi Neipert alisema

714
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,230
alifikiri alikuona ukiondoka
saa 2:00 asubuhi.

715
00:39:15,353 --> 00:39:17,799
Bibi Neipert ni kichaa, Baba.

716
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:20,029
Alijaribu kufundisha
mbwa wake Kihispania.

717
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,466
Je, unatumia madawa ya kulevya?

718
00:39:23,728 --> 00:39:24,968
Kwa umakini?

719
00:39:25,029 --> 00:39:26,201
Naomba kuuliza.

720
00:39:26,331 --> 00:39:29,676
Wewe ni chipukizi wangu bora na
unakua haraka sana.

721
00:39:30,134 --> 00:39:32,546
Niahidi kuwa hauko
kufanya kitu kijinga?

722
00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:35,176
Ndio, naahidi.

723
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,315
Nzuri ya kutosha kwangu, rafiki.

724
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:41,517
Una akili sana
kufanya chochote kijinga.

725
00:39:42,313 --> 00:39:45,817
Haki Milele!!

726
00:39:45,884 --> 00:39:48,694
Nimefurahi kuwa umepata hiyo nje ya mfumo wako.

727
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:53,761
Lo, Todd alinitumia ujumbe.
Tena. Nini hasara.

728
00:39:54,993 --> 00:39:57,166
Rafiki, jinsi punda ni mbaya
Kanali Nyota na Kupigwa?

729
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,572
Ndio, bado siwezi kuamini
yeye ni mtekelezaji wa umati wa zamani.

730
00:39:59,664 --> 00:40:01,940
Namaanisha, unatokaje
kwamba kuwa superhero?

731
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:03,273
Yeye ni Mkristo aliyezaliwa mara ya pili.

732
00:40:03,368 --> 00:40:04,608
Nyamaza.
Ndiyo.

733
00:40:05,837 --> 00:40:08,374
Hebu tumaini yeye
can handle tonight.

734
00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,519
Nadhani tuko
kuhusu kujua.

735
00:40:20,385 --> 00:40:22,365
Habari. Wapi wengine
wa timu?

736
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,227
Dr. Gravity ana mafua,

737
00:40:24,289 --> 00:40:26,565
na Kukumbuka Tommy got
Tikiti za Kitabu cha Mormoni, kwa hivyo..

738
00:40:26,624 --> 00:40:28,228
Hiyo ni sawa.

739
00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:30,100
Watano kati yetu tunapaswa kufanya.

740
00:40:30,194 --> 00:40:32,765
Ulisemaje huyu jamaa
pesa zake bwana? Ukahaba?

741
00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:37,605
Sio wasichana tu. Watoto. Husafirisha
kutoka vijijini kurudi nyumbani.

742
00:40:37,702 --> 00:40:39,704
Mifupa katika bluu
fumba macho.

743
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:41,714
Unajuaje
yuko hapa usiku wa leo?

744
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:43,980
Kwa sababu Alhamisi usiku
ni usiku wa poker.

745
00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:46,748
Sawa tano za maisha ya chini
kila wiki.

746
00:40:46,811 --> 00:40:48,449
Mwanaume mwenye tabia
si vigumu kupata.

747
00:40:48,546 --> 00:40:51,288
Kwa hivyo ni mpango gani?
Je, tunaingia kisiri?

748
00:40:51,416 --> 00:40:52,759
Nilidhani tungebisha.
Ni adabu zaidi.

749
00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:54,091
Je!

750
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:56,754
Kukaa baridi, timu.

751
00:40:57,288 --> 00:41:00,326
Nilikuwa nakula punks
kama hii kwa kifungua kinywa.

752
00:41:02,593 --> 00:41:03,731
Mashahidi wa Yehova!!

753
00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,181
Samahani, mimi tu
kutengwa kwa sekunde.

754
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:22,689
Je, ulisema kwamba tunaenda
dhidi ya majambazi watano?

755
00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,350
Na bouncer hufanya sita.

756
00:41:28,286 --> 00:41:29,458
Na robo tatu.

757
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,659
Unataka nini jamani?

758
00:41:31,789 --> 00:41:34,963
Habari za jioni, kijana. Tungependa
kama neno na Jimmy Kim.

759
00:41:35,093 --> 00:41:36,436
Ikiwa sio usumbufu sana

760
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:43,669
Ondoka hapa kabla ya mimi
ng'oa kichwa chako, wewe mzee.

761
00:41:44,936 --> 00:41:45,937
samahani.

762
00:41:46,838 --> 00:41:48,442
Nadhani tuko kwenye shida.

763
00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,813
Sielewi tu
kwa nini watu wanahisi hitaji

764
00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,819
kutumia lugha ya aina hiyo.

765
00:41:57,815 --> 00:41:59,021
Lo!!

766
00:41:59,117 --> 00:42:00,460
Huko anaenda.

767
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:05,065
Ee Yesu mpendwa.

768
00:42:05,156 --> 00:42:09,571
Vita Guy, nilikuambia nini kuhusu
kulitaja bure jina la Bwana?

769
00:42:09,660 --> 00:42:10,798
Samahani, bwana.

770
00:42:10,895 --> 00:42:13,307
Eisenhower, at the ready.

771
00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:14,984
Mtu wa wadudu, nataka wewe
right behind me.

772
00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:17,479
Wengine wote walienea,
kamata waliopotea.

773
00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:18,806
Oh.

774
00:42:18,870 --> 00:42:22,977
Na jaribu kufurahiya,
vinginevyo kuna faida gani?

775
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,978
Sherehe nzuri.
Kuna mtu anataka kucheza?

776
00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:35,597
Unaenda wapi?

777
00:42:42,226 --> 00:42:43,569
Nzuri sana.
Nyuma yako!!

778
00:42:46,898 --> 00:42:48,400
Tazama ndege.

779
00:42:49,667 --> 00:42:51,169
Whoo!!

780
00:42:57,675 --> 00:42:58,779
Je, si hoja.

781
00:42:58,876 --> 00:42:59,911
Bitch wa usiku!!
Nyuma yako!!

782
00:43:05,083 --> 00:43:06,084
Subiri.

783
00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:09,029
MARTY; ANGALIA!!

784
00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:18,870
Sawa, nilipata mkono wake wa kulia.

785
00:43:25,536 --> 00:43:27,106
Unajua, hupaswi kuzungumza
huku mdomo ukiwa umejaa.

786
00:43:27,205 --> 00:43:29,708
Ni mkorofi sana.
Njoo.

787
00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:32,549
Wewe ni nani kuzimu?

788
00:43:34,212 --> 00:43:35,418
Sisi ni watu wazuri.

789
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:38,290
Oh, hapana, wewe ni
wafu jamani.

790
00:43:40,885 --> 00:43:42,660
Eisenhower!! Schwantz!!

791
00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,767
Imewashwa!!

792
00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,130
Ala!!

793
00:43:52,230 --> 00:43:53,231
Wasichana wako wapi?

794
00:43:53,297 --> 00:43:55,675
Haya jamani.
Nina tatizo la moyo.

795
00:43:55,766 --> 00:43:56,836
Oh, ndio?

796
00:43:57,668 --> 00:43:58,669
Hapana.

797
00:43:58,769 --> 00:44:00,442
Je! unanitaka
kutatua hilo kwako?

798
00:44:00,505 --> 00:44:02,451
Lo, wah!!

799
00:44:02,740 --> 00:44:05,914
Sawa. Wasichana ni
ghorofani katika vyumba.

800
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:10,254
Ndugu yangu mdogo, yuko kwenye
mpaka-Yeye ni mtoto tu wa chuo kikuu.

801
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:12,121
Kick-Ass, Night Bitch.
Juu yake.

802
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:15,254
Ralph D'Amico yuko
nitakumaliza kwa hili.

803
00:44:15,353 --> 00:44:16,764
Ala!! Inauma!!

804
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:20,097
Ndiyo,
kuna mbwa kwenye mipira yako.

805
00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,969
Unataka pesa? Kuna
50 kubwa kwenye meza.

806
00:44:25,096 --> 00:44:27,940
Tafadhali tu kumzuia!! Tafadhali!!

807
00:44:28,132 --> 00:44:31,272
Unafikiri unaweza kutununua?
Je, ndivyo unavyofikiri?

808
00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,542
Hatuko hapa
kukuibia.

809
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:38,679
Tuko hapa kutuma ujumbe kwa
wakaaji wengine wote wa chini.

810
00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:41,953
- Tunakufunga.
- Njoo.

811
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:44,789
Kuna van inasubiri nje
kutoka kwa makazi ya wanawake waliopigwa.

812
00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,193
Itakupeleka mahali salama.

813
00:44:47,285 --> 00:44:49,322
Nenda. Nenda.
Kwa kweli hatuwezi kuondoka.

814
00:44:49,453 --> 00:44:51,194
Hatuna pesa.

815
00:44:52,123 --> 00:44:54,125
Vita Guy, ni kiasi gani
wana mezani?

816
00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:56,169
Lo, ni kama 50 kuu.

817
00:44:56,294 --> 00:44:58,035
Una mengi sasa.

818
00:44:58,162 --> 00:44:59,641
Asante.

819
00:45:10,341 --> 00:45:11,979
Kazi nzuri, guys.

820
00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:14,546
Nadhifu sana.
Nadhifu sana.

821
00:45:14,679 --> 00:45:17,660
Siwezi kuamini ulivuta
bunduki juu ya mtu huyo.

822
00:45:17,815 --> 00:45:19,385
Ulikuwa kweli
utampiga risasi?

823
00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:21,394
Wacha uingie kwa siri kidogo.

824
00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:25,661
Tupu.
Usiwaambie watu wabaya.

825
00:45:25,723 --> 00:45:29,899
Samahani lugha yangu, Kanali, lakini
una mipira mikubwa.

826
00:45:30,027 --> 00:45:32,234
Hakika zaidi ya bwana Kim.

827
00:45:32,430 --> 00:45:34,740
"Kuna mbwa kwenye mipira yangu."

828
00:45:37,768 --> 00:45:38,872
Mungu alaaniwe.

829
00:45:39,337 --> 00:45:41,339
Javier!!
Nini kilitokea?

830
00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:43,942
Baadhi ya douche imechapisha kiungo
kwa hadithi kuhusu kahaba,

831
00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,043
anasema kwamba Kick-Ass'
timu iliwatoa nje.

832
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,851
Kuzimu nini?
Wafanyakazi wangu wako wapi?

833
00:45:47,945 --> 00:45:49,117
Chris, kila mtu tu..

834
00:45:50,915 --> 00:45:53,794
Uh, unaweza wanawake
tusamehe kwa sekunde?

835
00:45:53,918 --> 00:45:55,124
La, ni washikaji wangu.

836
00:45:55,219 --> 00:45:56,596
Wanaweza kusikiliza
tunachosema.

837
00:45:56,721 --> 00:45:57,722
Wao si
wafuasi wako, Chris.

838
00:45:57,788 --> 00:46:00,064
Wao ni makahaba
na mashahidi, njooni.

839
00:46:00,191 --> 00:46:02,034
Sawa.
Samahani, hakuna kosa.

840
00:46:02,693 --> 00:46:05,867
Kila mtu anaogopa sana
Mjomba wako Ralph kuchukua kazi.

841
00:46:05,930 --> 00:46:06,965
Lakini yuko gerezani.

842
00:46:07,064 --> 00:46:09,135
Haijalishi.
Anaendesha familia sasa.

843
00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:11,543
Na anataka
kila mtu kuweka chini.

844
00:46:11,636 --> 00:46:12,944
Lakini, kwa bahati nzuri kwako,

845
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:15,540
Tony mkubwa hajui jinsi
kulala chini, kwa hivyo yuko ndani.

846
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,984
Sikumbuki Tony Mkubwa.
Je, yeye ni mkubwa? Yeye ni kejeli.

847
00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:21,617
<b>5 futi 4, lakini ina maana kama shit.</b>

848
00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,724
<b>Anaenda!! ngumu kama hiyo
kwa kuua watu.</b>

849
00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:32,325
Yeye ni mdogo na anaua.
Sawa.

850
00:46:32,957 --> 00:46:34,402
Mwite "Tumor,"

851
00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:35,593
<b>Nani anafuata?</b>

852
00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:38,800
<b>Sawa, tunayo, uh, an
Mwanachama wa zamani wa Triad anatafuta kazi.</b>

853
00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,842
Rahisi, "Genghis Carnage."
Njoo.

854
00:46:42,133 --> 00:46:44,579
Lazima uache na
ubaguzi wa rangi, Chris.

855
00:46:44,635 --> 00:46:46,637
Archetypes.
Endelea.

856
00:46:46,771 --> 00:46:48,773
Tuna, uh,
Katarina Dumbrovski.

857
00:46:48,839 --> 00:46:49,977
Subiri, subiri. Kifaranga?

858
00:46:50,107 --> 00:46:51,108
Ndiyo.

859
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:52,620
<b>Kweli, umeajiri kifaranga?</b>

860
00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:57,453
<b>Ndiyo. KGB ya zamani. Alikuwa amefungwa ndani
Gulag mpaka akala eel/mate yake.</b>

861
00:46:57,581 --> 00:47:00,187
Sawa. "Mama Urusi."

862
00:47:01,252 --> 00:47:03,664
Mama Urusi na mama mjanja
wote kwenye timu moja?

863
00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:04,824
Hiyo haifanyi kazi, Chris.

864
00:47:04,922 --> 00:47:06,697
siombi
mapendekezo, pumbavu.

865
00:47:06,791 --> 00:47:09,965
Wapate tu mavazi
na kuwaweka tayari!!

866
00:47:10,428 --> 00:47:11,498
Shit.

867
00:47:11,595 --> 00:47:13,438
Javier, asante.

868
00:47:14,031 --> 00:47:16,477
Nisingeweza kufanya hivi bila wewe.

869
00:47:17,702 --> 00:47:20,706
Wewe ni kama
familia ya kweli tu nimeiacha.

870
00:47:21,205 --> 00:47:23,708
Sio shida jamani.
Nimepata mgongo wako.

871
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:27,550
Ni kama wewe ndiye
Alfred kwa mbaya wangu Bruce Wayne.

872
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,351
Umenipigia simu tu
mnywaji wako mchafu?

873
00:47:29,613 --> 00:47:31,217
Ndio, hiyo sio pongezi?

874
00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,618
Shit. Mbaya wangu.

875
00:47:38,022 --> 00:47:40,161
<b>Haikuwepo
vitendo vingi usiku mwingi.</b>

876
00:47:40,224 --> 00:47:43,728
<b>Namaanisha, kila mara kulikuwa na a
kitendo kidogo na Night Bitch.</b>

877
00:47:46,464 --> 00:47:49,809
<b>Ukweli wa kuwa a
shujaa mkuu ni doria nyingi.</b>

878
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:53,244
<b>Lakini hilo halikuwazuia watu
kutoka kwa kuomba kujiunga.</b>

879
00:47:56,374 --> 00:48:00,379
<b>Na wanachama wetu wote wapya, ilionekana
kinda shitty si kuuliza Todd.</b>

880
00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:04,758
Acha kuchungulia jamani,
utaharibu.

881
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:07,886
Iangalie.

882
00:48:08,886 --> 00:48:12,356
Huwezi kupambana na uhalifu katika hilo
suruali imekubana sana, umepata jicho la chura.

883
00:48:12,490 --> 00:48:14,026
Nini
kuzimu "jicho la chura"?

884
00:48:14,091 --> 00:48:15,729
Kidole cha ngamia wa kiume.
Je!

885
00:48:15,826 --> 00:48:18,650
Sina hakika kabisa
majina haya, ama.

886
00:48:18,676 --> 00:48:20,357
"Whup-Ass," "Kick-Ass-Man."

887
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:22,705
"Dr. Kick-Ass"?
Ndiyo.

888
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:25,837
Ndio, wote
inaonekana kama derivative.

889
00:48:25,936 --> 00:48:27,244
Acha nitafsiri hivyo.

890
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,944
Huwezi tu kunakili ya Dave
jina, wewe knob-gobbler.

891
00:48:30,841 --> 00:48:32,115
Sawa. Um..

892
00:48:32,910 --> 00:48:34,048
Uh..

893
00:48:34,111 --> 00:48:36,216
Oh, ngoja. Lo, nimeipata.

894
00:48:36,447 --> 00:48:37,687
Nimeipata. Nimeipata.

895
00:48:39,517 --> 00:48:41,190
"Mpiga punda"

896
00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,127
Kwa umakini?

897
00:48:44,221 --> 00:48:45,461
Wewe ni Dick sana, Marty.

898
00:48:45,556 --> 00:48:47,092
Najua hii ndiyo sababu nyie
si kunitumia SMS,

899
00:48:47,191 --> 00:48:48,261
Mimi si mjinga halisi.

900
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,532
Naam, unaweza kuwa
alinidanganya, Ass-Licker.

901
00:48:50,895 --> 00:48:53,899
Ndiyo. vizuri, screw nyie.
Todd..

902
00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:55,875
Hapana, kwa kweli.
Jamani nyie.

903
00:48:55,933 --> 00:48:57,207
Nitaenda kutafuta timu yangu mwenyewe.

904
00:48:57,301 --> 00:48:58,803
Todd. Subiri. Njoo.

905
00:49:00,638 --> 00:49:03,642
<b>Todd alikuwa sahihi,
tulikuwa tukichanganyikiwa.</b>

906
00:49:03,741 --> 00:49:05,118
<b>Lakini ukweli ni kwamba,
mtu pekee</b>

907
00:49:05,209 --> 00:49:08,088
<b>Nilitaka sana
timu ilikuwa Mindy,</b>

908
00:49:08,479 --> 00:49:11,722
<b>lakini alikuwa na shughuli nyingi sana
kujaribu kutokuwa shujaa.</b>

909
00:49:12,216 --> 00:49:14,059
Sawa, Min, yuko hapa.

910
00:49:20,724 --> 00:49:23,398
Tarehe yako kubwa ya kwanza.
Unajisikiaje?

911
00:49:23,561 --> 00:49:25,472
Kama mara ya kwanza
Baba mkubwa alinituma

912
00:49:25,563 --> 00:49:28,237
pango lisilo na kitu
lakini kisu cha peni.

913
00:49:28,933 --> 00:49:31,106
Nina vipepeo.

914
00:49:32,303 --> 00:49:35,307
Wewe tu kuwa wewe mwenyewe
na umeniruhusu niwe na wasiwasi.

915
00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:39,080
Usijali kuhusu mimi. Naweza
kuua mtu kwa kidole chake.

916
00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:42,181
Neno la ushauri, singefanya
fungua na hilo.

917
00:49:46,517 --> 00:49:48,656
Asante kwa kuniruhusu
hatimaye kukutoa nje.

918
00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:49,924
Naam, uh,

919
00:49:50,321 --> 00:49:53,268
ningepata vipi tena
uache kupiga simu?

920
00:49:53,591 --> 00:49:55,593
Asante.
Unakaribishwa.

921
00:50:08,806 --> 00:50:10,012
Tunaenda wapi?

922
00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:11,279
Kwa sherehe.

923
00:50:11,375 --> 00:50:14,219
Kwa nini chama hiki kinaingia
katikati ya mahali?

924
00:50:14,311 --> 00:50:17,622
Kwa sababu hapo ndipo keg
vyama kawaida ni, sawa?

925
00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:32,673
Nadhani tuko
wa kwanza hapa.

926
00:50:32,796 --> 00:50:35,333
Hapa si mahali ulipo
kuwa na karamu, mpumbavu.

927
00:50:35,399 --> 00:50:36,844
Hapa ndipo ulipo
kutupa maiti.

928
00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:38,503
Tatizo lako ni nini?

929
00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,741
samahani.

930
00:50:40,971 --> 00:50:43,383
Nitaacha ujinga kama huo.

931
00:50:43,474 --> 00:50:44,795
Unaonekana kweli
kama mtu mzuri.

932
00:50:46,977 --> 00:50:48,081
Kwa hivyo, um..

933
00:50:49,313 --> 00:50:50,587
Unataka kuunganisha?

934
00:50:50,681 --> 00:50:51,887
Na mjinga kabisa.

935
00:50:54,752 --> 00:50:56,891
Simon, rudi kwenye gari.

936
00:50:57,388 --> 00:50:58,731
Sasa!!

937
00:51:08,265 --> 00:51:10,108
Ndio, umefanikiwa.

938
00:51:10,267 --> 00:51:11,746
Brooke?

939
00:51:12,269 --> 00:51:15,250
Hii ni kusherehekea.

940
00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,417
Kusherehekea?

941
00:51:17,508 --> 00:51:19,510
Wewe ni mpotevu kiasi gani.

942
00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,747
Na tunawaacha waliopotea.

943
00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:26,887
Maskini Akili.
Ulifikiria nini?

944
00:51:27,351 --> 00:51:29,854
Watoto wa baridi waliona
kitu maalum ndani yako

945
00:51:29,920 --> 00:51:32,400
na kukualika
kwa chama chako cha kwanza

946
00:51:32,790 --> 00:51:34,428
ambapo ungenywa bia yako ya kwanza

947
00:51:34,525 --> 00:51:37,472
na hatimaye kunyonya uso
kwa mara ya kwanza?

948
00:51:37,962 --> 00:51:41,034
Newsflash, wewe si maalum.

949
00:51:43,634 --> 00:51:47,104
Fuck na malkia wa nyuki
na utaumwa.

950
00:51:49,206 --> 00:51:50,879
Date ya tarehe.

951
00:51:51,809 --> 00:51:52,981
Sherehe nyumbani kwangu!!

952
00:51:53,077 --> 00:51:54,147
Inasikitisha.

953
00:51:54,244 --> 00:51:56,588
Simon, unaweza kutuendesha.

954
00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:44,199
Dave?

955
00:52:45,629 --> 00:52:49,839
Ee Mungu wangu!! Akili? Shit mtakatifu.
Unafanya nini?

956
00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:54,276
Inahitajika tu kuona
Robin wangu, nadhani.

957
00:52:57,307 --> 00:52:59,116
Uko sawa?

958
00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,518
Haya, haya, haya.

959
00:53:05,949 --> 00:53:08,020
sijui nifanye nini.

960
00:53:08,285 --> 00:53:10,287
Wasichana hao, ni ..

961
00:53:11,321 --> 00:53:12,994
Wao ni waovu.

962
00:53:13,457 --> 00:53:15,835
Ni sekondari tu.
Nani anakupa shit?

963
00:53:15,893 --> 00:53:19,397
Unapaswa kuwa huko nje kwa kweli
dunia kuifanya kuwa mahali pazuri zaidi.

964
00:53:20,464 --> 00:53:21,704
Dave, siwezi.

965
00:53:21,799 --> 00:53:23,540
Najua, ulimwahidi baba yako.

966
00:53:26,303 --> 00:53:28,180
Lakini hayuko hapa tena.

967
00:53:28,972 --> 00:53:31,816
Haya ni maisha yako.
Inabidi uiishi.

968
00:53:33,310 --> 00:53:36,086
Vipi ninatakiwa
kuwakabili kesho?

969
00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:38,683
Nina aibu sana.

970
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:39,750
Kwa nini?

971
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:44,321
Una akili. Wewe ni mrembo.
Unachekesha.

972
00:53:46,824 --> 00:53:50,431
Wewe ndiye mtu hodari ambaye nimewahi kukutana naye.
Unaweza kufanya chochote.

973
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,674
Na wewe ni Hit Girl.

974
00:53:52,930 --> 00:53:56,241
Haijalishi kama uko
kuvaa barakoa au vipodozi,

975
00:53:56,333 --> 00:53:57,778
ni wewe kweli.

976
00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:02,277
Kwa hiyo nifanye nini?
Kata ndimi zao?

977
00:54:02,372 --> 00:54:03,874
Hapana!! Bila shaka sivyo.

978
00:54:03,941 --> 00:54:05,420
Nachepuka na wewe.

979
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:10,750
Wapige tu
kwenye mchezo wao wenyewe.

980
00:54:11,949 --> 00:54:13,951
Kwa kuwa wewe mwenyewe.

981
00:54:22,025 --> 00:54:24,869
<b>Vema, kama wewe
kweli unataka kuwa maarufu,</b>

982
00:54:25,028 --> 00:54:29,033
zingatia maneno mawili madogo,
"sexy" "mkanda."

983
00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:48,322
Lois, huna
wanahitaji majeraha haya ya shoka.

984
00:54:48,418 --> 00:54:50,921
Ikiwa naweza kuvaa
kama wao, na wewe pia unaweza.

985
00:54:51,722 --> 00:54:55,260
Ni zawadi kutoka kwa dawa fulani
muuzaji ambaye alipotea.

986
00:54:56,426 --> 00:54:58,406
Kwa sababu unavaa kama sisi,

987
00:54:58,562 --> 00:55:00,473
haimaanishi wewe
anaweza kuwa kama mmoja wetu.

988
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:04,075
Haijalishi ni vazi gani
Ninavaa, yako au yangu,

989
00:55:04,168 --> 00:55:07,012
Mimi ni shujaa.
Ndivyo nilivyo.

990
00:55:07,137 --> 00:55:09,117
Sawa,
Kapteni Muffin-Muncher,

991
00:55:09,173 --> 00:55:10,811
kuwa na furaha kucheza
kujifanya kuamini.

992
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:11,943
Hii?

993
00:55:12,009 --> 00:55:13,647
Haya yote ni ya kujifanya,
Brooke.

994
00:55:13,744 --> 00:55:16,247
ukweli ni
wewe ni mbuzi mbaya

995
00:55:16,346 --> 00:55:18,758
who's just as bad as
uchafu mbaya zaidi wa uhalifu.

996
00:55:19,650 --> 00:55:22,961
Unataka kuwa halisi, Mindy?
Katika ulimwengu wa kweli, ninashinda.

997
00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:26,158
Ninaenda chuo kikuu,
Ninaolewa na mtu moto

998
00:55:26,256 --> 00:55:27,428
na ninafanya kupendeza

999
00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:30,961
watoto kwa yaya wangu kuwatunza
wakati tukiishi Paris.

1000
00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:34,837
Maisha yangu yatatikisa
na yako itanyonya.

1001
00:55:34,965 --> 00:55:37,138
Na bila kujali
jinsi unavyovaa ovyo,

1002
00:55:37,267 --> 00:55:40,771
hakuna mvulana atakayewahi kumbusu
hilo shimo unaita mdomo.

1003
00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:44,216
So why don't you spare us all the
kunung'unika na kupasua viganja vyako sasa?

1004
00:55:44,341 --> 00:55:46,014
Maana jambo pekee
hiyo itaniharibia siku

1005
00:55:46,109 --> 00:55:48,885
ni kuangalia uso wako
sekunde moja zaidi.

1006
00:55:49,179 --> 00:55:51,125
Akamwambia.
Jamani.

1007
00:55:52,783 --> 00:55:55,024
Ni nini hicho?
Simu ya ghetto?

1008
00:55:55,219 --> 00:55:57,813
Nitapiga simu
msaada na kurudi?

1009
00:55:57,839 --> 00:55:58,487
Hmm.

1010
00:55:58,522 --> 00:56:02,732
Kweli, baba yangu alinunua hii
kutoka kwa mfanyakazi wa DARPA aliyechukizwa.

1011
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:05,864
Unaona, iliundwa kwa ajili ya umati
kudhibiti, lakini inachukuliwa kuwa kali sana.

1012
00:56:05,996 --> 00:56:10,001
Inatoa mapigo ambayo huunda
kichefuchefu na kuhara papo hapo.

1013
00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:12,644
Aliita
"fimbo ya wagonjwa."

1014
00:56:12,736 --> 00:56:14,579
Ama baba yako
aliibiwa,

1015
00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:16,981
au umerudi katika hali ya kujifanya
ardhi, mpenzi,

1016
00:56:17,541 --> 00:56:19,646
kwa sababu tunajisikia fabulous.

1017
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:21,312
Sio kwa muda mrefu.

1018
00:56:29,987 --> 00:56:32,024
Ee Mungu wangu!!

1019
00:56:33,323 --> 00:56:36,167
Wewe ondoka kwangu.
Tafadhali, unashinda.

1020
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:38,832
Sitaki kushinda. Nataka tu
kuifanya dunia kuwa mahali pazuri zaidi.

1021
00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:56,517
Baba?

1022
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:59,251
Wewe nyumbani? Baba?

1023
00:57:02,352 --> 00:57:03,512
Je! hivi ndivyo umekuwa ukienda

1024
00:57:03,520 --> 00:57:05,727
nikiwa nje ya kazi usiku
kuokoa kwa chuo chako?

1025
00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,132
Umekuwa ukivaa
na kupigana na watu?

1026
00:57:08,225 --> 00:57:11,069
Kuna damu
mambo ya fimbo haya.

1027
00:57:12,029 --> 00:57:13,736
Unafanya nini chumbani kwangu?

1028
00:57:13,797 --> 00:57:15,708
Nilikuwa nikitafuta dawa za kulevya.

1029
00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:16,801
Nilikuwa na wasiwasi na wewe.

1030
00:57:16,900 --> 00:57:18,072
Sawa, nzuri.
Sasa unaweza kuacha.

1031
00:57:18,135 --> 00:57:19,978
Hapana. Sasa niko sawa
wasiwasi zaidi.

1032
00:57:20,070 --> 00:57:22,107
Yesu, Dave,
madawa ya kulevya yangekuwa bora.

1033
00:57:22,205 --> 00:57:23,878
Hii imeharibika.

1034
00:57:23,941 --> 00:57:25,887
Lo! Baadhi ya watu
kufanya mabaya zaidi.

1035
00:57:26,043 --> 00:57:27,784
Lo, watu unaoshiriki nao?
Hapana.

1036
00:57:27,878 --> 00:57:30,119
Watu ninaojumuika nao
pamoja na mashujaa.

1037
00:57:30,213 --> 00:57:32,284
Hakuna kitu kama hicho, Dave.

1038
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:35,226
Huu ndio ulimwengu wa kweli
na matokeo halisi.

1039
00:57:35,285 --> 00:57:36,628
Utakua lini?

1040
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:38,393
Ikiwa na maana
kugeuka ndani yako, kamwe.

1041
00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:40,796
Sivai mask kwa sababu
Nina aibu juu ya mimi ni nani.

1042
00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:42,893
Si kama wewe.

1043
00:57:43,627 --> 00:57:44,901
Hiyo ina maana gani?

1044
00:57:44,962 --> 00:57:47,306
Ikiwa hauko kazini,
uko hapa unafanya porojo.

1045
00:57:47,431 --> 00:57:49,274
Kwa nini? Hivyo unaweza
kufanana na mtu mwingine?

1046
00:57:49,333 --> 00:57:51,574
Labda kupata miaka michache zaidi
ya kufanya chochote?

1047
00:57:51,635 --> 00:57:53,808
Maisha yako hayana maana, baba.

1048
00:57:53,904 --> 00:57:55,577
Ukienda,
nani atagundua?

1049
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:56,640
Unakwenda wapi jamani?

1050
00:57:56,740 --> 00:57:59,812
Oh, uh, mimi ninaondoka. Hiyo ni
unafanya nini unapokua.

1051
00:58:07,651 --> 00:58:09,927
Je, alisema kwa nini
alitaka kuniona?

1052
00:58:09,987 --> 00:58:12,695
Wakati mjomba wako Ralph
simu, siulizi maswali.

1053
00:58:16,426 --> 00:58:18,133
Mtoto tu.

1054
00:58:19,429 --> 00:58:22,433
Chris, kuwa baridi tu
na utakuwa sawa.

1055
00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:28,811
<b>Hujambo, unaendeleaje?</b>

1056
00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:30,180
Nzuri, Mjomba Ralph.

1057
00:58:30,273 --> 00:58:33,948
Sikiliza, Chrissy, mambo yamekuwa
mgumu kote tangu baba yako,

1058
00:58:34,011 --> 00:58:35,115
unajua.

1059
00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:39,115
Naam, nimekuwa nikijaribu kupata
familia inarudi kwenye wimbo kutoka hapa.

1060
00:58:39,282 --> 00:58:40,989
Wanarekodi mambo haya.

1061
00:58:41,051 --> 00:58:42,462
Najua, ni sawa.

1062
00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:45,190
Mlinzi ni rafiki.
Sasa nisikilize.

1063
00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:46,733
Ni sawa kuwa na furaha kidogo,

1064
00:58:46,823 --> 00:58:48,962
lakini huwezi kwenda kuajiri
genge la washambuliaji wakubwa.

1065
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,036
Javier alipaswa kukuambia.

1066
00:58:51,128 --> 00:58:52,539
Hapana, haijalishi.

1067
00:58:52,662 --> 00:58:56,633
Mjomba Ralph, nitafanya
Kick-Ass kulipa kwa kile alichotufanyia.

1068
00:58:56,700 --> 00:58:59,681
Chrissy, unahitaji
kumsahau huyo punk.

1069
00:58:59,736 --> 00:59:01,647
Ni muhimu zaidi
kwamba usikae nje ya hii.

1070
00:59:02,005 --> 00:59:04,986
Wewe si kama mimi,
au baba yako, wewe ni, uh..

1071
00:59:05,976 --> 00:59:07,148
Maalum.

1072
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:14,185
Huwezi kuniambia
nini cha kufanya tena.

1073
00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:17,162
Najua mimi ni nani sasa.

1074
00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:18,324
Oh, ndio?

1075
00:59:19,089 --> 00:59:20,727
Na ni nani huyo?

1076
00:59:20,824 --> 00:59:22,201
Mnyama wa Mama.

1077
00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:30,100
Unafikiri uko
mtu mbaya mkubwa, huh?

1078
00:59:31,835 --> 00:59:35,044
Ngoja nikuonyeshe nini
uovu halisi inaonekana kama.

1079
00:59:44,748 --> 00:59:45,954
Hujambo?

1080
00:59:46,950 --> 00:59:48,554
Javier, nini kinaendelea?

1081
00:59:48,685 --> 00:59:50,255
Chris, kuna nini?

1082
00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:51,873
Unafanya nini
kwenye simu ya Lou, huh?

1083
00:59:52,022 --> 00:59:53,797
<b>Angusha yako kwenye choo tena?</b>

1084
00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:55,096
Kila kitu sawa?

1085
01:00:19,416 --> 01:00:22,420
Asante kwa hilo nilihitaji.

1086
01:00:23,987 --> 01:00:25,295
Kwa kitakachofuata.

1087
01:00:25,388 --> 01:00:26,833
Usiwe mjinga, Chris.

1088
01:00:26,923 --> 01:00:30,132
Toka tu nje ya mji kwa muda.
Nenda chuo kikuu au kitu.

1089
01:00:30,227 --> 01:00:33,765
Kwa nini? Umenifundisha tu
kila kitu nilichohitaji kujua.

1090
01:00:41,071 --> 01:00:42,641
Voila!!

1091
01:00:42,739 --> 01:00:48,587
Presto na kifahari, damn. Wao
wavulana walitengeneza alama ya kitamu sana.

1092
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,793
Kuna nini, msichana?
Unasikia kitu?

1093
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,766
Haya, twende tuone.
Njoo!!

1094
01:01:04,928 --> 01:01:06,669
Kuna mtu yeyote hapa nje?

1095
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,935
sioni chochote.

1096
01:01:11,701 --> 01:01:14,841
Itabidi kukaa humo hadi
tulia kichaa wewe.

1097
01:01:19,643 --> 01:01:21,486
Nashangaa nini kinakusumbua.

1098
01:01:21,878 --> 01:01:24,950
Najua. Usiku wa leo unakufa.

1099
01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:28,160
Wanawake kwanza.

1100
01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:29,993
Hutanipiga risasi.

1101
01:01:30,153 --> 01:01:34,829
Wewe ni shujaa. Unasaidia watu.
Huwadhuru.

1102
01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:37,704
Hilo ni eneo la supervillain.

1103
01:01:37,794 --> 01:01:39,205
Au ninavyopenda
piga simu genge langu,

1104
01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:40,706
Mega-Cums yenye sumu.

1105
01:01:40,797 --> 01:01:42,140
Habari.

1106
01:01:48,238 --> 01:01:50,548
Ndio, kama kichwa chako.

1107
01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:02,755
Ndio!!

1108
01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:04,491
Ooh, itauma sana!!

1109
01:02:18,001 --> 01:02:20,504
Nilifanya kazi yangu ya nyumbani
juu yako, Kanali.

1110
01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:23,510
Ulikuwa
Sal Bertolini, sivyo?

1111
01:02:23,573 --> 01:02:27,521
Nilifanya kazi chache kwa baba yangu huko nyuma
siku, kabla ya "kuzaliwa mara ya pili."

1112
01:02:27,711 --> 01:02:30,920
Nilikuwa na hang na
wengi walioshindwa.

1113
01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:36,554
Je, hivi ndivyo ulivyofikiri utakufa, Sal?
Umevaa kama mjinga?

1114
01:02:38,021 --> 01:02:40,092
Je, unatakiwa kuwa nani?

1115
01:02:40,190 --> 01:02:42,033
Mimi ndiye Mama Mzazi!!

1116
01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:45,538
Na niko hapa kumaliza Kick-Ass.
Sio kumuua tu.

1117
01:02:45,629 --> 01:02:49,202
Nitacheza
kila kitu anachopenda.

1118
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:52,145
Hebu tupake mahali hapa, jamani.

1119
01:02:59,643 --> 01:03:01,384
"Miranda Swedlow"?

1120
01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:05,992
Ni nani huyo, Sal? Yeye mmoja
ya makahaba kwenye timu yako?

1121
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:23,638
Usiku Bitch wote
snuggled hadi Kick-Ass.

1122
01:03:23,733 --> 01:03:26,179
Inaonekana kama kijana wetu
nimepata mfuko mpya wa moto.

1123
01:03:28,238 --> 01:03:30,149
Unataka nimuue mbwa wake?

1124
01:03:30,240 --> 01:03:33,346
mbwa? Yesu Kristo,
Mimi sio mbaya hivyo.

1125
01:03:35,178 --> 01:03:37,180
Kata kichwa cha mzee.

1126
01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:39,487
Nyie mna njaa?
Nina njaa. Njoo.

1127
01:03:39,582 --> 01:03:41,687
Pizza, tunaweza kupata pizza?

1128
01:03:41,785 --> 01:03:42,786
Tunapata pizza.

1129
01:03:42,852 --> 01:03:45,662
Usijali, nakuua kwanza.

1130
01:03:49,159 --> 01:03:51,036
Haki kwa..

1131
01:03:51,661 --> 01:03:52,662
milele.

1132
01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:55,766
<b>Mkaazi wa Brooklyn alipatikana
kukatwa kichwa jana usiku.</b>

1133
01:03:56,099 --> 01:03:57,840
<b>Kulingana na Twitter,
mtu anayedai kuwa</b>

1134
01:03:57,934 --> 01:03:59,880
<b>ya dunia
mtawala mkuu wa kwanza..</b>

1135
01:03:59,969 --> 01:04:02,779
Shikilia, hakuna TV.
Wewe ni msingi, kumbuka?

1136
01:04:03,506 --> 01:04:05,508
Marcus, najua
Nilikuahidi,

1137
01:04:05,642 --> 01:04:06,985
lakini siwezi kushika
kuwa mtu ambaye sio.

1138
01:04:07,043 --> 01:04:08,886
Ninapoona uovu,
Lazima niikomeshe.

1139
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:12,221
Mindy, ulichowafanyia wasichana hao
shuleni ilikuwa haikubaliki.

1140
01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,329
Ungeweza kuwaumiza sana.
Uko sawa, ningeweza,

1141
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,294
lakini badala yake niliwarudisha nyumbani
na maumivu ya tumbo.

1142
01:04:16,353 --> 01:04:17,957
Boo-fucking-hoo.

1143
01:04:18,021 --> 01:04:21,161
sielewi ii. Ubaguzi huu
ulipize kisasi sio afya.

1144
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:23,134
Usiponiruhusu
na polisi tunafanya kazi zetu,

1145
01:04:23,193 --> 01:04:25,073
hakutakuwa na kitu
ambayo naweza kukufanyia.

1146
01:04:25,128 --> 01:04:26,630
Hutaweza kamwe
kuwa na maisha ya kawaida

1147
01:04:26,696 --> 01:04:28,175
na pengine utasikia
kuishia kama baba yako.

1148
01:04:28,231 --> 01:04:29,972
Marcus, walikata
kichwa cha mtu.

1149
01:04:30,033 --> 01:04:31,979
Nani mwingine atawazuia?

1150
01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:34,139
Kick-Ass? Wewe?

1151
01:04:34,671 --> 01:04:37,345
Nenda chumbani kwako
na fanya kazi yako ya nyumbani.

1152
01:04:46,916 --> 01:04:48,088
Sasa!!

1153
01:04:52,255 --> 01:04:55,702
Halo, watu, tunasaini a
kadi ya huruma kwa dada Kanali.

1154
01:04:55,825 --> 01:04:59,705
Unataka kupata pesa 5 kila moja ili sisi
unaweza kutuma maua kutoka kwa timu?

1155
01:05:01,331 --> 01:05:03,402
Je, watu waliona The
Ukurasa wa Twitter wa Motherfuckers?

1156
01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:05,604
Huyu jamaa ni nani? Na nini
tatizo lake na sisi?

1157
01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:08,375
Sijui, lakini amepata
baadhi ya mipira ya ukubwa wa tembo.

1158
01:05:08,505 --> 01:05:11,076
Amekuwa akijisifu kwenye wavuti kuhusu
walichomfanyia Kanali.

1159
01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,584
Je, hilo linaweza kufuatiliwa?

1160
01:05:12,675 --> 01:05:15,417
Nilijaribu.
Anwani yake ya IP imefichwa.

1161
01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:18,226
Sawa, hapa ndio tutafanya.
Tutapanga pambano.

1162
01:05:18,348 --> 01:05:20,555
Kuna watu wengi mtandaoni ambao
walisema wako ndani ikiwa tunawahitaji.

1163
01:05:20,617 --> 01:05:22,722
Unatania?
Hii sio Hadithi ya Upande wa Magharibi.

1164
01:05:22,786 --> 01:05:24,697
Hatukujiunga
kuwa kwenye genge.

1165
01:05:24,754 --> 01:05:26,154
Tulifanya hivi
tungeweza kuwasaidia watu.

1166
01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:28,361
Shannon!! kulia. Tunahitaji
haya waachie polisi.

1167
01:05:28,458 --> 01:05:29,960
Bora tuanze
kutembea kwa jozi.

1168
01:05:30,059 --> 01:05:33,973
Motherfuckers walitweet kuwa
Kanali ulikuwa mwanzo tu.

1169
01:05:34,063 --> 01:05:35,974
Kuna mtu ameona Night Bitch?

1170
01:05:47,310 --> 01:05:49,051
Je, una uhakika
yupo kwenye hiyo timu?

1171
01:05:49,112 --> 01:05:53,288
Ujinga wa kijinga uliochapishwa kwenye shujaa wake mkuu
ukurasa kwamba anachumbiana na Kick-Ass.

1172
01:05:53,416 --> 01:05:55,453
Kwa hivyo, ndio, nina hakika kabisa.

1173
01:05:59,422 --> 01:06:00,765
Habari, Bitch wa Usiku!!

1174
01:06:00,824 --> 01:06:02,098
Habari.

1175
01:06:03,493 --> 01:06:05,996
Oh, anataka kuchukua
chama cha juu.

1176
01:06:06,129 --> 01:06:08,268
Tutakuwa na karamu.

1177
01:06:08,398 --> 01:06:10,241
Alifunga mlango.

1178
01:06:15,305 --> 01:06:17,615
Usijali, mpenzi,
Sitakuua.

1179
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:20,311
Nataka unipe ujumbe
kwa mpenzi wako.

1180
01:06:22,278 --> 01:06:23,780
Kuja juu, wriggly.

1181
01:06:23,913 --> 01:06:25,085
Acha!!

1182
01:06:25,181 --> 01:06:27,957
Umemaliza kupiga mashujaa, mtoto.

1183
01:06:28,084 --> 01:06:30,690
Ni wakati wa kuona nini
Dick mbaya anahisi kama.

1184
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:39,702
Shit.

1185
01:06:40,363 --> 01:06:41,671
Kuna nini?

1186
01:06:44,200 --> 01:06:45,941
Unafanya nini?

1187
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,142
Njoo!!

1188
01:06:51,107 --> 01:06:54,452
Mungu, sawa, mimi tu..
Siko katika hali.

1189
01:06:54,544 --> 01:06:56,683
Nadhani Dick mbaya anahisi dhaifu.

1190
01:06:57,280 --> 01:06:59,783
Muumiza. Mbaya!!

1191
01:07:01,718 --> 01:07:03,356
Polisi wanakuja.

1192
01:07:03,453 --> 01:07:06,900
Mwachie Mama Urusi. Yeye
hufanya mara 10 ya kile tunachofanya.

1193
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:10,732
Elfu hamsini kwa wiki.
Pamoja na gharama.

1194
01:07:12,462 --> 01:07:13,634
Haya, angalia!!

1195
01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:23,982
Wow!!

1196
01:07:35,151 --> 01:07:36,653
Ibadilishe!! Ibadilishe!!

1197
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,905
Usisogee!! Kuganda!!

1198
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:55,343
Elfu hamsini.
Anastahili'

1199
01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:05,921
Lo, wah!!
Kwa nini wanaunga mkono?

1200
01:08:06,015 --> 01:08:07,858
Kwa nini kuna mashine ya kukata lawn
kwenye shina?

1201
01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:12,760
Wow!!

1202
01:08:19,696 --> 01:08:21,403
Tunahitaji chelezo,
wanaume wanane chini.

1203
01:08:22,532 --> 01:08:24,273
Nadhani unamaanisha 10.

1204
01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,820
Hebu turuke!! Weka neno nje
Ninaunda jeshi mbaya.

1205
01:08:37,914 --> 01:08:40,224
Saikolojia zote
na ex-cons kuwakaribisha.

1206
01:08:40,316 --> 01:08:43,559
Sidhani utakuwa na
tatizo watu wanaposikia kuhusu hili.

1207
01:08:48,391 --> 01:08:50,166
Wametoweka tu?

1208
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:51,971
Wanachotakiwa kufanya ni
vua vinyago vyao,

1209
01:08:52,061 --> 01:08:54,473
hakuna mtu atawatambua mara moja
wamerudi kwenye nguo zao za mitaani.

1210
01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,441
Usikivu wako, tafadhali!!

1211
01:08:56,566 --> 01:09:00,912
Milisho ilifuatilia anwani za IP za
vituko vingine vyote vilivyovaliwa.

1212
01:09:01,004 --> 01:09:02,483
Tuna kila sheria
shirika la utekelezaji

1213
01:09:02,572 --> 01:09:04,779
katika jimbo kufanya kazi
kuwapiga mara moja!!

1214
01:09:04,907 --> 01:09:06,648
Kwa nini ni Kick-Ass
kwenye orodha hii?

1215
01:09:06,743 --> 01:09:07,778
Wafanyakazi wake wanafanya hivyo
huduma kwa jamii.

1216
01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:11,016
sitoi chochote. Mtu yeyote amevaa
mask inawekwa kizuizini.

1217
01:09:11,114 --> 01:09:13,526
Tunamaliza
hadi usiku huu!!

1218
01:09:14,083 --> 01:09:17,587
<b>Watu wengi walisema polisi
walikuwa wazito sana usiku huo.</b>

1219
01:09:18,287 --> 01:09:20,460
<b>Lakini unapaswa kuiweka
katika muktadha.</b>

1220
01:09:21,524 --> 01:09:24,334
<b>Polisi hawakujali
maisha yetu halisi mambo ya shujaa</b>

1221
01:09:24,427 --> 01:09:25,838
<b>ilimradi tu
kuokota takataka</b>

1222
01:09:25,928 --> 01:09:27,635
<b>au kusaidia vikongwe
vuka barabara.</b>

1223
01:09:29,365 --> 01:09:31,868
<b>Lakini ghafla ilikuwa mbaya.</b>

1224
01:09:32,435 --> 01:09:36,281
<b>Ghafla tuliwakilisha kila kitu
hiyo haikuwa sahihi kwa jamii.</b>

1225
01:09:36,806 --> 01:09:38,114
Kuganda!!

1226
01:09:38,374 --> 01:09:42,151
<b>Baba alikuwa amenionya kuwa kweli
ulimwengu ulikuwa na matokeo halisi.</b>

1227
01:09:42,612 --> 01:09:45,889
<b>Waliposogea, lazima awe
kuhisi kuthibitishwa kwa njia isiyofaa.</b>

1228
01:09:47,817 --> 01:09:51,162
Lo, shit, Dave.
Umefanya nini?

1229
01:09:55,124 --> 01:09:56,728
Polisi, fungua.

1230
01:10:01,397 --> 01:10:02,535
Habari.

1231
01:10:02,632 --> 01:10:03,633
Habari.

1232
01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,804
Lo, ni mimi, Kick-Ass.

1233
01:10:09,806 --> 01:10:10,978
Lo!

1234
01:10:12,141 --> 01:10:13,882
Wewe ni mzuri sana
chini ya mask hiyo.

1235
01:10:15,344 --> 01:10:18,325
samahani sana
kuhusu kilichotokea.

1236
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,883
Usiwe.

1237
01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:22,659
Ni kosa langu mwenyewe.

1238
01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:25,425
Tutapata hizi
wapumbavu na rekebisha hili.

1239
01:10:25,521 --> 01:10:27,228
Kuna maana gani?

1240
01:10:29,325 --> 01:10:31,066
Namaanisha,
sisi ni mashujaa kweli

1241
01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:32,833
kama vile
tunachumbiana kweli.

1242
01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:36,036
Hata hatujui
majina ya kila mmoja.

1243
01:10:36,999 --> 01:10:39,741
Nadhani ni wakati wa kupata
kurudi kwenye ulimwengu wa kweli.

1244
01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:43,608
Nilidhani tunajaribu
kuifanya iwe mahali pazuri zaidi.

1245
01:10:45,007 --> 01:10:47,009
Basi kwa nini ni mbaya zaidi?

1246
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:50,880
<b>Labda Night Bitch alikuwa sahihi,</b>

1247
01:10:51,347 --> 01:10:53,349
<b>ambayo ina maana kwamba Baba alikuwa pia.</b>

1248
01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:57,354
<b>Namaanisha, mambo yalikuwa
kutoka nje ya mkono.</b>

1249
01:10:57,854 --> 01:11:00,232
<b>Labda ulikuwa wakati wangu
acha kugonga kwa Marty</b>

1250
01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:02,200
<b>na anza kuomba msamaha.</b>

1251
01:11:11,968 --> 01:11:13,072
Baba?

1252
01:11:13,736 --> 01:11:15,545
Lo!
Huyo ni baba yangu.

1253
01:11:15,705 --> 01:11:17,150
Kick-Ass ya baba yako?
Je!

1254
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:18,878
Ndio, alijitoa tu.

1255
01:11:20,576 --> 01:11:23,386
Huelewi. Yeye ni
kufanya hivi ili kunilinda.

1256
01:11:23,479 --> 01:11:24,753
Baba!!

1257
01:11:25,648 --> 01:11:26,718
Baba!!

1258
01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:45,437
<b>Je, una akili?</b>
Dave?

1259
01:11:45,568 --> 01:11:47,169
Nahitaji msaada wako.
Baba yangu amekamatwa.

1260
01:11:47,170 --> 01:11:49,309
Wanafikiri yeye ni Kick-Ass.
Je, unaweza kuzungumza na Marcus?

1261
01:11:49,405 --> 01:11:51,248
Mimi nina msingi.
Kwa hiyo?

1262
01:11:51,340 --> 01:11:53,183
Hivyo hiyo ina maana
Siwezi kujihusisha.

1263
01:11:53,276 --> 01:11:54,914
<b>Angalia. Subiri kidogo.
Natamani ningeweza kusaidia.</b>

1264
01:11:55,077 --> 01:11:57,318
Akili!!
Je, uko kwenye simu?

1265
01:11:57,413 --> 01:11:58,517
Angalia, lazima niende, sawa?

1266
01:11:59,081 --> 01:12:00,287
<b>Samahani, Dave.</b>

1267
01:12:00,349 --> 01:12:01,487
Mindy, subiri, subiri.

1268
01:12:14,096 --> 01:12:15,803
<b>Hey, nini kuzimu
ulikuwa unafikiria?</b>

1269
01:12:15,932 --> 01:12:17,843
Ndio, ningeweza kukuuliza
kitu kimoja.

1270
01:12:17,934 --> 01:12:19,971
Siwezi kuamini
umewadanganya.

1271
01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:21,674
Sikufanya chochote
huku ukienda jela.

1272
01:12:21,771 --> 01:12:25,014
Nilichagua hii. Unapaswa kuruhusu
mimi kukabiliana na matokeo.

1273
01:12:25,107 --> 01:12:26,552
Nilidhani wewe
alitaka mimi kukua.

1274
01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:29,851
Ndio? When you get a kid of your
kumiliki siku moja, utaelewa.

1275
01:12:29,946 --> 01:12:30,947
Nitawaambia ukweli.

1276
01:12:31,013 --> 01:12:33,118
Hapana. Hujambo..
Itafanya mambo kuwa mabaya zaidi.

1277
01:12:33,282 --> 01:12:35,193
Tazama, nilizungumza na wakili wangu.

1278
01:12:35,284 --> 01:12:37,127
Alisema wanapaswa
ngoja nitoke kesho.

1279
01:12:37,286 --> 01:12:39,664
Hakuna uhalifu halisi uliofanyika.

1280
01:12:41,791 --> 01:12:44,795
Kuna watu huko nje
ambao wanataka kuua Kick-Ass.

1281
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:48,139
Kweli, polisi wametoka
huko kuwatafuta,

1282
01:12:48,197 --> 01:12:52,043
kwa hivyo mahali salama zaidi kwa Kick-Ass
iko hapa, imefungwa.

1283
01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:54,512
Sijui umepataje
katika uchafu huu wote, lakini

1284
01:12:54,570 --> 01:12:58,814
lazima uniahidi hutawahi
vaa tena vazi hilo.

1285
01:12:59,242 --> 01:13:00,812
Je! unanisikia?

1286
01:13:08,251 --> 01:13:09,753
Naahidi.

1287
01:13:18,494 --> 01:13:21,338
Hili mbovu linamiliki!!

1288
01:13:21,497 --> 01:13:23,499
Bado watu
kusema kwamba, "mwenyewe"?

1289
01:13:23,599 --> 01:13:25,408
Ndiyo, bila shaka.

1290
01:13:25,501 --> 01:13:27,606
Papa wako.
Kuna kitu kibaya.

1291
01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:29,257
Fikiria umetumia
aina mbaya ya maji.

1292
01:13:29,338 --> 01:13:30,510
Nini kuzimu, Eyal?

1293
01:13:30,606 --> 01:13:32,916
Kama ni sawa, Chris. Wanatakiwa
kulala chini ya tanki.

1294
01:13:33,009 --> 01:13:34,784
Ni njia yao tu,
unasemaje,

1295
01:13:34,877 --> 01:13:36,117
kutulia ndani
mazingira yao.

1296
01:13:36,178 --> 01:13:38,021
Usinisumbue kwa hili, sawa?

1297
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,252
Ulisema tutakuwa
tayari kwa siku mbili,

1298
01:13:39,348 --> 01:13:40,588
hata hatuna
chumba cha wanaume bado.

1299
01:13:40,683 --> 01:13:41,923
Usijali.

1300
01:13:42,018 --> 01:13:43,929
Ni nini na mifuko ya shit?

1301
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,795
Ni mbolea ya mabomu.

1302
01:13:45,922 --> 01:13:49,267
Wewe si supervillain kama huna
kuwa na mpango wa kuharibu mji.

1303
01:13:49,358 --> 01:13:51,770
Haitafanya kazi.
Unahitaji aina ya kemikali.

1304
01:13:51,861 --> 01:13:55,206
Je, ni lazima nifanye kila kitu mwenyewe?
Irekebishe tu!!

1305
01:13:55,364 --> 01:13:59,210
Lazima kupumzika. Kila kitu
inakwenda kama ilivyopangwa.

1306
01:13:59,302 --> 01:14:01,782
Mmm, hapana. Hapana.
Ila sivyo, sawa?

1307
01:14:02,138 --> 01:14:04,880
Gunia hilo la kusikitisha
sio Kick-Ass.

1308
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,387
Nimeona Kick-Ass,
yeye ni kama umri wangu.

1309
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:09,389
Jamaa ana umri wa kutosha
kuwa baba yake.

1310
01:14:09,445 --> 01:14:10,890
Hakuna shit, sawa.

1311
01:14:11,547 --> 01:14:13,891
Samahani, wewe ni nani?

1312
01:14:14,050 --> 01:14:17,156
Mimi, uh, nilijitolea kwa ajili yako
jeshi mbaya, kama wengine.

1313
01:14:17,286 --> 01:14:20,733
Sawa. Nashukuru hilo.
Asante kwa kujiunga na sababu.

1314
01:14:20,890 --> 01:14:24,337
Hili ni eneo la VIP
kwa kikundi cha msingi.

1315
01:14:24,460 --> 01:14:27,134
Nilidhani tu ndiyo
funny you said that.

1316
01:14:27,229 --> 01:14:28,731
Kwa sababu yuko
Kick-Ass, baba.

1317
01:14:28,898 --> 01:14:29,842
WHO?

1318
01:14:29,932 --> 01:14:32,003
Mheshimiwa Lizewski.
Yeye ni Kick-Ass, baba.

1319
01:14:32,802 --> 01:14:35,078
Nyamaza!!

1320
01:14:35,304 --> 01:14:37,978
Ndiyo. Wewe sivyo
nitamwambia mtu yeyote, je!

1321
01:14:38,074 --> 01:14:39,417
Hapana.

1322
01:14:39,809 --> 01:14:41,982
Lakini wewe, rafiki yangu,
wamepata

1323
01:14:42,078 --> 01:14:44,615
upatikanaji wa maisha
kwa eneo langu la VIP.

1324
01:14:44,814 --> 01:14:46,589
Nenda ukae kiti kidogo.

1325
01:14:46,649 --> 01:14:47,889
Halo, pata mtoto Frappuccino,

1326
01:14:47,984 --> 01:14:50,590
kisha kuweka mdogo wake
punk punda kurudi kazini.

1327
01:14:56,158 --> 01:14:57,364
Sawa.

1328
01:14:58,260 --> 01:14:59,603
Njoo.

1329
01:15:12,174 --> 01:15:13,676
Je, ninaweza kukusaidia?

1330
01:15:13,776 --> 01:15:16,882
Mama mjanja anatutaka
kupiga picha na wewe.

1331
01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:19,717
Inasaidia baba yangu
ni mwanasheria mzuri sana.

1332
01:15:19,849 --> 01:15:21,481
Kwa sababu mimi
usifikiri punda wangu mzuri

1333
01:15:21,484 --> 01:15:23,623
angedumu gerezani kwa muda mrefu sana.

1334
01:15:23,986 --> 01:15:27,695
Lo, ni ajabu. Chris
D'Amico amenitumia tu picha.

1335
01:15:27,823 --> 01:15:30,861
Ukungu Mwekundu? Vyovyote vile
ilitokea kwa mtu huyo?

1336
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,045
MARTY; Ni nini?

1337
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:40,538
Jamani, kuna nini?

1338
01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:46,013
Ni nini?

1339
01:16:00,856 --> 01:16:03,598
<b>Siku chache zijazo
kupita katika ukungu.</b>

1340
01:16:05,528 --> 01:16:08,873
<b>Haijalishi niliyoiambia
polisi kuhusu Chris,</b>

1341
01:16:09,198 --> 01:16:11,200
<b>hawakumpata.</b>

1342
01:16:12,168 --> 01:16:14,842
<b>Mapolisi walijitokeza
kwenye mazishi ya Baba,</b>

1343
01:16:15,204 --> 01:16:16,410
<b>sio kwa heshima,</b>

1344
01:16:16,505 --> 01:16:19,714
<b>lakini kwa sababu waliogopa
kitu kingetokea.</b>

1345
01:16:20,409 --> 01:16:22,548
<b>Baba yangu alikuwa mtu mzuri.</b>

1346
01:16:22,611 --> 01:16:25,683
<b>Alichowahi kufanya ni kujaribu
na unipe maisha mema,</b>

1347
01:16:26,682 --> 01:16:28,958
<b>na nikamwambia hakuna mtu
angalia alipokuwa amekwenda.</b>

1348
01:16:30,052 --> 01:16:31,861
Nakupenda, rafiki.

1349
01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:34,728
Nakupenda pia, Baba.

1350
01:16:41,564 --> 01:16:42,975
Nyinyi mlikuja.

1351
01:16:43,065 --> 01:16:46,911
Tungependa kukusaidia kufuatilia
hii Chris D'Amico d-mfuko, lakini

1352
01:16:47,403 --> 01:16:49,314
tumetoka tu kwa msamaha.

1353
01:16:49,405 --> 01:16:50,816
Hapana, ni sawa.

1354
01:16:51,407 --> 01:16:53,409
Sitafuti kulipiza kisasi.

1355
01:16:53,542 --> 01:16:56,989
Jambo la mwisho nililomuahidi baba lilikuwa
kwamba ningeacha hii.

1356
01:16:57,379 --> 01:16:59,586
Hiyo ni kweli
nitafanya nini.

1357
01:16:59,715 --> 01:17:01,422
Lakini ulianza hivi.

1358
01:17:02,284 --> 01:17:03,820
Sasa namalizia.

1359
01:17:13,062 --> 01:17:17,340
Dave, samahani sana. Je, wewe
kunichukia kwa kutokusaidia?

1360
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:19,468
Hapana, hata kidogo.

1361
01:17:19,835 --> 01:17:22,782
Ulikuwa sahihi.
Umeiacha.

1362
01:17:23,939 --> 01:17:27,682
Kama ningekuwa na baba yangu pia
angekuwa bado hai.

1363
01:17:29,845 --> 01:17:32,587
Mtu pekee
Lawama ni mimi mwenyewe.

1364
01:17:46,295 --> 01:17:47,968
Tufanye hivi!!

1365
01:17:50,833 --> 01:17:51,834
Shuka!!

1366
01:17:56,372 --> 01:17:57,783
Akili!!

1367
01:17:59,975 --> 01:18:01,045
Sambaza!!

1368
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:11,223
Weka kichwa chini!!

1369
01:18:21,897 --> 01:18:23,035
Njoo!!

1370
01:18:26,235 --> 01:18:27,373
Wauu, wah!

1371
01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,248
Mpate!!

1372
01:18:30,839 --> 01:18:32,910
Chukua hiyo gari hapa!!

1373
01:18:35,311 --> 01:18:36,813
Fanya haraka!!

1374
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,421
Akili?

1375
01:18:40,549 --> 01:18:41,892
Akili!!

1376
01:18:50,859 --> 01:18:52,167
Akili?

1377
01:18:58,234 --> 01:19:00,339
Lazima uvae hii.

1378
01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:06,743
Sitafanya.

1379
01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:11,421
Hakuna kitu kushoto unaweza
kufanya kuniumiza.

1380
01:19:13,949 --> 01:19:15,428
Unataka kuweka dau?

1381
01:19:18,454 --> 01:19:19,524
Lo!! Lo!!

1382
01:19:21,123 --> 01:19:23,125
Mchezo umeendelea, jogoo!!

1383
01:19:27,429 --> 01:19:29,136
Kuna msichana juu ya paa!!

1384
01:19:42,077 --> 01:19:44,079
Bado yuko juu!!

1385
01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:02,601
Nadhani nimempata!!
Nenda kaangalie!!

1386
01:20:12,775 --> 01:20:13,913
Ondoka hapo!!

1387
01:20:30,025 --> 01:20:31,629
Njoo!!
Sogeza kichwa chako.

1388
01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:01,824
Vuta juu, pube-uso.

1389
01:21:05,694 --> 01:21:08,800
Tunajua Chris D'Amico ndiye The Motherfucker.
Amejificha wapi?

1390
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:09,865
Kula dick.

1391
01:21:09,965 --> 01:21:11,171
Utakula yako
usipoanza kuongea.

1392
01:21:11,233 --> 01:21:13,474
Nenda mbele na kunipiga risasi,
dogo wewe.

1393
01:21:13,535 --> 01:21:16,141
Hakuna kitu unaweza kufanya hivyo
ingenifanya niongee.

1394
01:21:16,805 --> 01:21:20,810
Angalia, shikilia. Siwezi kufanya hivi sasa hivi.
Ni mazishi ya baba yangu.

1395
01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,880
Dave, baba yako alikupenda.

1396
01:21:26,148 --> 01:21:30,426
Kama vile baba yangu alinipenda. Na
Najua inaumiza, lakini labda,

1397
01:21:31,086 --> 01:21:34,499
labda hiyo ndiyo maana halisi
ya kuwa shujaa.

1398
01:21:34,757 --> 01:21:38,364
Inachukua maumivu hayo na kugeuka
kuwa kitu kizuri.

1399
01:21:39,428 --> 01:21:40,702
Kitu sahihi.

1400
01:21:41,864 --> 01:21:43,901
Unakumbuka ulichoniambia?

1401
01:21:44,433 --> 01:21:47,607
Haya ni maisha yako.
Inabidi uiishi.

1402
01:21:49,671 --> 01:21:53,084
Sasa nisaidie kupata koleo. mimi ni
nitamfanya huyu jamaa ale chakula chake mwenyewe.

1403
01:21:54,009 --> 01:21:55,215
Kwa umakini?

1404
01:21:58,180 --> 01:21:59,716
<b>- Hujambo?
- Marcus?</b>

1405
01:21:59,848 --> 01:22:01,850
Akili. Nini kinaendelea?
Uko sawa?

1406
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:02,918
<b>Sijambo.</b>

1407
01:22:03,051 --> 01:22:05,190
Tunajua wapi
Kujificha kwa Mama Mzazi.

1408
01:22:05,287 --> 01:22:07,928
Anaajiri jeshi la watawala wakuu
na kutengeneza mabomu ya kujitengenezea nyumbani.

1409
01:22:07,956 --> 01:22:09,902
<b>Marcus, anataka
kuchoma jiji.</b>

1410
01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:11,062
Uliniahidi.

1411
01:22:11,193 --> 01:22:16,472
Ujue unaniona kama mdogo hivi
msichana, lakini mimi sio na sikuwahi kuwa.

1412
01:22:17,099 --> 01:22:18,271
<b>Uko sahihi.</b>

1413
01:22:18,367 --> 01:22:20,574
<b>Baba alichukua
utoto wangu mbali,</b>

1414
01:22:20,636 --> 01:22:22,411
<b>lakini sina uhakika sana
hilo lilikuwa jambo baya.</b>

1415
01:22:22,471 --> 01:22:24,417
Marcus, alinipa zawadi,

1416
01:22:24,473 --> 01:22:26,919
zawadi ambayo siwezi kuikwepa
haijalishi nijitahidi vipi.

1417
01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:29,752
<b>Na sihitaji kutumia
miaka minne ijayo ya maisha yangu</b>

1418
01:22:29,812 --> 01:22:31,223
<b>kujaribu kujua mimi ni nani</b>

1419
01:22:32,281 --> 01:22:34,283
maana nimeshajua.

1420
01:22:37,085 --> 01:22:38,758
Mimi nina Hit Girl.

1421
01:22:43,492 --> 01:22:45,995
Niliweka anwani. Fanya
unadhani wataonyesha?

1422
01:22:47,095 --> 01:22:48,301
Chris ana jeshi.

1423
01:22:48,397 --> 01:22:49,967
Haya maisha halisi super dweebs

1424
01:22:50,065 --> 01:22:52,409
wamesubiri kwa muda wote
anaishi kwa simu kama hii.

1425
01:23:02,845 --> 01:23:04,153
Uko sawa?

1426
01:23:04,246 --> 01:23:06,283
Je! Ndio, hapana..
Niko sawa.

1427
01:23:06,782 --> 01:23:07,852
Hapa.

1428
01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:09,853
Chukua hii.

1429
01:23:10,185 --> 01:23:12,688
"Njia ya mwisho"
kweli sio mtindo wangu.

1430
01:23:12,988 --> 01:23:17,494
Dave, hiki si kitabu cha katuni. Kweli
watu watakufa usiku wa leo.

1431
01:23:17,926 --> 01:23:20,133
Baba yangu alikuwa tayari
kwa lolote.

1432
01:23:20,762 --> 01:23:22,105
Je, wewe?

1433
01:23:27,603 --> 01:23:28,809
Ndiyo.

1434
01:23:30,639 --> 01:23:31,982
mimi niko.

1435
01:23:40,349 --> 01:23:42,795
Wanapaswa kuwa wamerudi sasa hivi!!

1436
01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:43,852
Hakika imekufa.

1437
01:23:43,952 --> 01:23:47,195
Anasema kwenye mtandao unatakiwa
kuwaweka katika maji safi.

1438
01:23:47,289 --> 01:23:50,998
Ni njaa tu.
Ni lazima tuulishe.

1439
01:23:51,994 --> 01:23:53,974
Kwa nini unanitazama?

1440
01:23:54,029 --> 01:23:55,804
Inabidi tuanze mambo haya.

1441
01:23:56,298 --> 01:24:00,371
<b>Loo, ndio. Je, nimepata
onyesho kwa nyie nyie!!</b>

1442
01:24:06,542 --> 01:24:09,045
Mama mjanja, mama mjanja..

1443
01:24:09,511 --> 01:24:11,821
<b>Sawa, watu wa karamu!!</b>

1444
01:24:12,214 --> 01:24:14,820
<b>Tutaweza
kuua Kick-Ass,</b>

1445
01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:18,660
<b>shujaa wa kwanza kabisa,
pamoja.</b>

1446
01:24:18,754 --> 01:24:23,760
<b>Tutamkata vipande vidogo
vipande, kulisha shit hiyo kwa MC Shark</b>

1447
01:24:23,859 --> 01:24:27,102
<b>na uchapishe kote kwenye YouTube.
Kwa kweli!!</b>

1448
01:24:29,164 --> 01:24:30,108
Anatania, sawa?

1449
01:24:30,198 --> 01:24:31,438
Mama mzazi usifanye mtoto.

1450
01:24:31,533 --> 01:24:35,174
<b>Sio hivyo. Nitatoa
kila mmoja wenu</b>

1451
01:24:35,270 --> 01:24:37,841
<b>chama kinapendelea mabomu ya mbolea!!</b>

1452
01:24:37,940 --> 01:24:39,510
<b>Na tutaenda
anzisha ghasia zetu!!</b>

1453
01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,521
<b>Ndivyo ilivyo
inamaanisha kuwa mwovu.</b>

1454
01:24:41,677 --> 01:24:44,851
<b>Sisi, marafiki zangu,
ndio 1% halisi,</b>

1455
01:24:45,013 --> 01:24:48,859
<b>na usiku wa leo tutacheza
mji huu juu au jina langu si..</b>

1456
01:24:48,917 --> 01:24:50,954
Chris D'Amico!!

1457
01:24:52,254 --> 01:24:54,359
<b>Hilo si jina langu!!</b>

1458
01:24:56,725 --> 01:25:00,434
Hapana, uko sawa. Wako
jina jipya Bitch Mdogo.

1459
01:25:04,533 --> 01:25:06,274
<b>Lo, hii ni sawa.</b>

1460
01:25:07,235 --> 01:25:09,875
<b>Je, wewe ni mjinga kiasi hicho?</b>

1461
01:25:10,539 --> 01:25:15,249
<b>Mko wawili
na jeshi letu zima.</b>

1462
01:25:16,311 --> 01:25:18,985
<b>Je! unayo
mtu mgumu sana kufa?</b>

1463
01:25:20,415 --> 01:25:21,723
AKILI; Hapana.

1464
01:25:21,817 --> 01:25:24,297
Ndiyo maana sisi
tulileta marafiki zetu.

1465
01:25:55,417 --> 01:25:58,261
Kuna nini, Chris?
Je! umegonga kaptula yako?

1466
01:25:58,687 --> 01:26:02,863
Ndio, na nitaifuta
punda wangu na uso wako.

1467
01:26:04,459 --> 01:26:07,770
Utalipia
ulichomfanyia baba yangu.

1468
01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:12,101
Baba yako? Umelipuka
baba yangu na bazooka.

1469
01:26:18,640 --> 01:26:19,948
Oh!!

1470
01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:48,041
Uko tayari kufa,
msichana mdogo?

1471
01:26:48,236 --> 01:26:52,343
Ninaweza kuwa ikiwa itabidi niendelee kutafuta
kwenye hiyo shit-stain unaita face.

1472
01:27:02,150 --> 01:27:03,151
Chris!!

1473
01:27:59,307 --> 01:28:03,050
Hold him down. Nataka kuona
matumbo yake yanafananaje.

1474
01:28:07,249 --> 01:28:08,887
Inatosha kutoka kwenu wavulana!!

1475
01:28:12,888 --> 01:28:14,890
Umefanya vizuri, mpenzi.

1476
01:28:23,431 --> 01:28:24,637
Hiyo yote unayo?

1477
01:28:24,733 --> 01:28:27,509
Hapana, nimepata kifo changu
kifaa cha sifuri cha G.

1478
01:28:27,602 --> 01:28:28,637
Bullshit.

1479
01:28:30,272 --> 01:28:31,512
Hakuna shit.

1480
01:28:47,689 --> 01:28:48,667
Uko sawa?

1481
01:28:50,926 --> 01:28:53,600
Ndiyo. Asante.
Punda Kicker.

1482
01:28:56,264 --> 01:28:57,368
Nzuri.

1483
01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:06,839
Yesu, wewe ni pussy.

1484
01:30:07,002 --> 01:30:09,676
Ni nini maana ya kuvaa mask
kama huwezi kufanya unachotaka?

1485
01:30:16,511 --> 01:30:18,252
Tunataka kufanya mema.

1486
01:30:18,380 --> 01:30:20,291
Hapana, watu wanataka
kushinda bahati nasibu.

1487
01:30:21,549 --> 01:30:24,587
Watu wanataka kutomba
Scarlett Johansson.

1488
01:30:35,063 --> 01:30:38,772
Unafikiri unaweza kuniua
na sindano kidogo?

1489
01:30:57,452 --> 01:30:59,454
Hiyo sio kazi yake.

1490
01:31:03,458 --> 01:31:05,062
Inaitwa adrenaline, bitch.

1491
01:31:07,062 --> 01:31:08,666
Hiyo ilikuwa nini, risasi ya bei rahisi?

1492
01:31:08,763 --> 01:31:10,401
Hiyo ilikuwa kwa Kanali.

1493
01:31:13,768 --> 01:31:14,769
Ah!!

1494
01:31:17,305 --> 01:31:18,306
Hiyo ni kwa Night Bitch.

1495
01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:27,583
Na hiyo ni kwa baba yangu.

1496
01:32:03,952 --> 01:32:05,863
Unafanya nini jamani?

1497
01:32:06,287 --> 01:32:07,789
Kuokoa punda wako whiny!!

1498
01:32:07,856 --> 01:32:08,857
Hapana!!

1499
01:32:08,990 --> 01:32:12,460
Sitakuruhusu kupata hii.
Bora nife!!

1500
01:32:12,527 --> 01:32:16,634
Una shida gani jamani? Hii
sio kitabu cha vichekesho, ni maisha halisi!!

1501
01:32:16,965 --> 01:32:20,310
Unapokufa, imekamilika.
Hakuna mwendelezo.

1502
01:32:20,468 --> 01:32:25,178
Ulifanya hili kuwa kweli. Umeanza!!
Na nitamaliza ii.

1503
01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:28,885
nitakuwa siwezi kufa'
kama Yesu mbaya.

1504
01:32:39,354 --> 01:32:40,355
Subiri!!

1505
01:32:52,934 --> 01:32:55,244
niko hai.

1506
01:32:55,370 --> 01:32:56,678
Dave, samahani sana.

1507
01:33:05,947 --> 01:33:08,223
<b>Hisia haikuelezeka.</b>

1508
01:33:08,683 --> 01:33:10,890
<b>Chris D'Amico, amefariki.</b>

1509
01:33:12,053 --> 01:33:15,364
<b>Wabaya wake wakubwa,
kushindwa.</b>

1510
01:33:16,891 --> 01:33:19,735
<b>Lakini tulifanya
ulimwengu mahali pazuri zaidi?</b>

1511
01:33:20,695 --> 01:33:25,371
<b>Au tumemaliza tu jambo hilo
ilianza nilipovaa kinyago hiki kwa mara ya kwanza?</b>

1512
01:33:28,203 --> 01:33:30,205
Polisi wanakuja.

1513
01:33:30,872 --> 01:33:32,374
Watachukua
kuwajali watu wabaya.

1514
01:33:32,440 --> 01:33:35,387
Sisi bora skedaddle
kabla hawajafika hapa.

1515
01:33:35,977 --> 01:33:36,978
Tulifanya hivyo.

1516
01:33:37,078 --> 01:33:38,079
Fuck, ndio.

1517
01:33:38,146 --> 01:33:39,887
Hey, lugha.

1518
01:33:40,381 --> 01:33:44,887
Uko sawa, ikiwa tutavaa kama
mashujaa, tunapaswa kutenda kama mashujaa.

1519
01:33:45,887 --> 01:33:48,060
Angejivunia wewe, Dave.

1520
01:33:48,723 --> 01:33:50,930
Angejivunia sisi sote.

1521
01:33:52,827 --> 01:33:55,273
Unajua hatuwezi kamwe
fanya hivi tena, sawa?

1522
01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:58,641
Imekwisha.

1523
01:34:02,403 --> 01:34:04,405
Mara ya mwisho.
Njoo.

1524
01:34:08,309 --> 01:34:11,654
Unasemaje,
Hit Girl? Je, uko ndani?

1525
01:34:13,414 --> 01:34:15,257
Kwa nini sivyo?

1526
01:34:17,085 --> 01:34:19,087
Haki Milele!!

1527
01:34:30,798 --> 01:34:33,608
Asante kwa usafiri.

1528
01:34:34,102 --> 01:34:36,139
Nitakuona shuleni.

1529
01:34:37,939 --> 01:34:40,112
Ninaondoka New York, Dave.

1530
01:34:40,708 --> 01:34:44,212
Siwezi kwenda nyumbani. Siwezi kuweka
Marcus katika nafasi hiyo.

1531
01:34:44,445 --> 01:34:47,449
Kwa nini? Hatakukamata.
Umeokoa jiji hivi punde.

1532
01:34:47,615 --> 01:34:50,619
Ndio, mimi pia niliua
watu sita wakiwa na bunduki ya askari.

1533
01:34:50,718 --> 01:34:53,130
Walinzi hawafanyi hivyo
pata pasi ya bure.

1534
01:34:53,788 --> 01:34:57,395
Huwezi kwenda.
Watu wanakuhitaji.

1535
01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:00,367
Wamekupata sasa.
Akili..

1536
01:35:02,997 --> 01:35:04,533
mimi si kama wewe.

1537
01:35:04,666 --> 01:35:08,136
Huna budi kuwa punda mbaya
kuwa shujaa, Dave.

1538
01:35:10,171 --> 01:35:12,310
Inabidi tu uwe jasiri.

1539
01:35:24,252 --> 01:35:25,356
Hiyo ilikuwa nini?

1540
01:35:28,556 --> 01:35:30,502
Hiyo ilikuwa busu yangu ya kwanza.

1541
01:35:32,360 --> 01:35:35,830
Kuwa mzuri la sivyo nitakurarua <b>punda wako
</b> nje kupitia kinywa chako.

1542
01:35:42,770 --> 01:35:44,078
<b>Wakati Mindy alipoondoka,</b>

1543
01:35:44,772 --> 01:35:48,117
<b>hapo ndipo nilipoelewa
ambapo maisha yangu yalikuwa yanaenda.</b>

1544
01:35:49,177 --> 01:35:51,748
<b>Kama ilivyobidi
hatimaye kutokea,</b>

1545
01:35:51,846 --> 01:35:54,918
<b>kwamba watu halisi wangefanya
jaribu kuwa mashujaa.</b>

1546
01:35:55,550 --> 01:35:58,258
<b>Hatimaye ilibidi iishe pia.</b>

1547
01:36:14,802 --> 01:36:18,614
<b>Mashujaa hawawezi kuwepo
ulimwengu wa kweli kwa sababu.</b>

1548
01:36:18,740 --> 01:36:22,745
<b>Ni kwa sababu halisi
ulimwengu unahitaji mashujaa halisi.</b>

1549
01:36:23,478 --> 01:36:26,755
<b>Na si punk fulani katika a
suti mvua kucheza mavazi-up,</b>

1550
01:36:27,315 --> 01:36:31,764
<b>lakini punda mbaya kweli
ambaye kweli anaweza kupiga punda.</b>

1551
01:42:18,332 --> 01:42:19,675
<b>Hujambo?</b>

1552
01:42:20,468 --> 01:42:22,971
<b>Tafadhali. Usiende.</b>

1553
01:42:23,804 --> 01:42:25,340
<b>Usiende.</b>

1554
01:42:26,741 --> 01:42:28,482
Je, kuna mtu yeyote huko?

1555
01:42:31,646 --> 01:42:32,989
Hujambo?

1556
01:42:37,151 --> 01:42:39,597
Msaada, tafadhali?

1557
01:42:39,754 --> 01:42:43,361
Papa aling'oa mboo wangu
na siwezi kupata maji?