1 00:00:00,909 --> 00:00:02,743 ♪ ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:02,744 --> 00:00:04,787 You spoke to Fernando, right? 3 00:00:04,788 --> 00:00:06,122 He still has it. 4 00:00:06,123 --> 00:00:08,166 Hasn't it made you uncomfortable? 5 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:09,458 What happened here? 6 00:00:09,459 --> 00:00:10,626 Well, she stole a pair of jeans. 7 00:00:10,627 --> 00:00:12,086 [Whitney] Crimes like this, 8 00:00:12,087 --> 00:00:13,879 they're not hurting anyone. 9 00:00:13,880 --> 00:00:16,257 If someone takes an item from the store, 10 00:00:16,258 --> 00:00:18,592 charge my credit card, and then it's not stealing. 11 00:00:18,593 --> 00:00:20,803 [Whitney] Amazing Architecture tagged me. 12 00:00:20,804 --> 00:00:22,388 Now I'm getting all these comments, 13 00:00:22,389 --> 00:00:24,557 and they're saying I'm ripping off Doug Aitkin. 14 00:00:24,558 --> 00:00:27,768 Who cares? He an artist, and you're not. 15 00:00:27,769 --> 00:00:30,063 My homes are art. 16 00:00:31,356 --> 00:00:34,400 [screams] 17 00:00:34,401 --> 00:00:35,444 Why did you do that? 18 00:00:35,861 --> 00:00:38,779 I came here today to ask you to be a consultant 19 00:00:38,780 --> 00:00:39,905 for this show. 20 00:00:39,906 --> 00:00:42,366 And this is for $20,000? 21 00:00:42,367 --> 00:00:45,119 [Whitney] I don't want to force you into anything. 22 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:47,830 I saw you have a hoop outside. Let's play. 23 00:00:47,831 --> 00:00:49,915 Yeah, I guess I'm free. 24 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:51,459 I'm gonna go get it, okay? 25 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,628 I was cursed. There's no other way to explain what happened 26 00:00:54,629 --> 00:00:55,921 with my wife. 27 00:00:55,922 --> 00:00:57,965 Thank you, by the way, for never inviting me, 28 00:00:57,966 --> 00:01:00,009 not even once, for your Shabbat dinner. 29 00:01:00,010 --> 00:01:01,385 Remember, I'm Jewish. 30 00:01:01,386 --> 00:01:03,596 [Whitney] When you said that you witnessed this, 31 00:01:03,597 --> 00:01:06,015 I didn't realize that you were part of it. 32 00:01:06,016 --> 00:01:08,017 I was trying to get him to remove her. 33 00:01:08,018 --> 00:01:11,312 You wouldn't do anything good if I didn't force you to. 34 00:01:11,313 --> 00:01:14,815 You guys are strong, right? You're gonna survive. 35 00:01:14,816 --> 00:01:16,942 Right? 36 00:01:16,943 --> 00:01:18,987 Next question. 37 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,918 [driver] I've heard the same story like, three fucking times. 38 00:01:33,919 --> 00:01:36,879 Y'all are gonna go, "Oh, we're done." 39 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:38,339 "He's being mean." And then guess what? 40 00:01:38,340 --> 00:01:39,965 Y'all are gonna get back together. 41 00:01:39,966 --> 00:01:42,092 And then one of you is gonna sleep with someone else, 42 00:01:42,093 --> 00:01:43,886 and you're gonna break up again. 43 00:01:43,887 --> 00:01:45,137 Yeah. 44 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:46,889 [driver] Why don't you just accept that? 45 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:48,057 No, because I already did. 46 00:01:48,058 --> 00:01:50,267 I already slept with Kelsey. 47 00:01:50,268 --> 00:01:51,685 I fucked John. 48 00:01:51,686 --> 00:01:52,853 - No. - Yeah, I did. 49 00:01:52,854 --> 00:01:54,396 No, he told me you didn't. 50 00:01:54,397 --> 00:01:56,607 - Guys, guys, guys... - Because he's your friend. 51 00:01:56,608 --> 00:01:58,651 No, he doesn't lie to me. 52 00:01:58,652 --> 00:02:00,236 No, John doesn't lie to me. 53 00:02:00,237 --> 00:02:03,281 ♪ hip-hop music plays ♪ 54 00:02:12,499 --> 00:02:17,671 ♪ ♪ ♪ 55 00:02:39,109 --> 00:02:40,693 - This the place? - Yeah. 56 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,319 My brother was here a couple days ago. 57 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:44,697 - And you're sure about this? - Yes, I'm sure. Positive. 58 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:46,240 What, are you gonna chicken out now? 59 00:02:46,241 --> 00:02:49,034 Don't act like you weren't scared an hour ago, pussy. 60 00:02:49,035 --> 00:02:50,828 For real, though. They won't do anything. 61 00:02:50,829 --> 00:02:53,205 My brother took three pairs and sold them online. 62 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:55,499 - It's legit. - Well, let's do this, then. 63 00:02:55,500 --> 00:02:58,085 - Maybe we go in waves? - It doesn't matter. 64 00:02:58,086 --> 00:03:00,338 Let's just go in. 65 00:03:02,299 --> 00:03:03,883 [driver] Like a promotion or something? 66 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,010 - [girl] I don't know. - [boy] Shut up. 67 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:07,679 Damn. 68 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,182 [door squeaks open] 69 00:03:19,816 --> 00:03:21,525 This place is sick. 70 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:23,027 Welcome in. 71 00:03:23,028 --> 00:03:24,820 That's what's up. 72 00:03:24,821 --> 00:03:26,448 Are you Indian? 73 00:03:27,699 --> 00:03:29,825 Native, but yeah. 74 00:03:29,826 --> 00:03:32,119 What are you doing tonight? 75 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:33,787 Having dinner with my roommate. 76 00:03:33,788 --> 00:03:35,707 Oh, can I come? 77 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,211 What grade are you in? 78 00:03:41,212 --> 00:03:42,755 So you can just do that? 79 00:03:42,756 --> 00:03:44,048 Yeah. I don't give a shit. 80 00:03:44,049 --> 00:03:46,216 [boy] Is it like a promo or something? 81 00:03:46,217 --> 00:03:49,053 The landlord is putting it all on her credit card. 82 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:50,846 She's rich, I guess. 83 00:03:50,847 --> 00:03:52,890 I wish I was rich. 84 00:03:52,891 --> 00:03:54,600 Me, too. 85 00:03:54,601 --> 00:03:55,726 You're not? 86 00:03:55,727 --> 00:03:58,020 Not me. My parents are, though. 87 00:03:58,021 --> 00:04:00,731 - That's a pretty nice chain. - Thank you. 88 00:04:00,732 --> 00:04:02,733 Do you take any for yourself? 89 00:04:02,734 --> 00:04:03,693 Not yet. 90 00:04:03,694 --> 00:04:06,737 I was maybe gonna ask my sister 91 00:04:06,738 --> 00:04:09,114 or someone to get one for me, 92 00:04:09,115 --> 00:04:12,284 but it's kind of weird, because I work here. 93 00:04:12,285 --> 00:04:14,995 Makes sense. What size are you? 94 00:04:14,996 --> 00:04:17,039 I'm pretty thick. 95 00:04:17,040 --> 00:04:19,041 Hell, yeah. I mess with thick girls. 96 00:04:19,042 --> 00:04:22,504 That'll work out. How many is that? 97 00:04:23,171 --> 00:04:25,256 Uh, five. 98 00:04:29,678 --> 00:04:31,261 Say what, give me your number, 99 00:04:31,262 --> 00:04:33,222 because I'm for real about dinner. 100 00:04:33,223 --> 00:04:36,725 Well, I live with my friend and her parents, 101 00:04:36,726 --> 00:04:38,310 so you can't come to dinner. 102 00:04:38,311 --> 00:04:40,145 But I'll give you my number. 103 00:04:40,146 --> 00:04:41,939 Maybe we could do Cliffs? 104 00:04:41,940 --> 00:04:43,148 I'd be down. 105 00:04:43,149 --> 00:04:44,817 I mean, do you want these jeans or not? 106 00:04:44,818 --> 00:04:46,193 I don't know. 107 00:04:46,194 --> 00:04:48,112 I just want to see you, too. 108 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:49,780 Me, too. 109 00:04:49,781 --> 00:04:51,782 Wait, how many jeans are those? 110 00:04:51,783 --> 00:04:53,952 - Six? - [Enola] Okay. 111 00:04:58,081 --> 00:04:59,624 [door closes] 112 00:05:23,898 --> 00:05:25,734 [rings bell] 113 00:05:34,784 --> 00:05:36,160 Fernando, hi. 114 00:05:36,161 --> 00:05:38,120 Hi, is everything okay? 115 00:05:38,121 --> 00:05:40,247 I thought you guys were here to clean shit up. 116 00:05:40,248 --> 00:05:41,623 [Whitney] We are. 117 00:05:41,624 --> 00:05:43,333 We are. I'm sorry... 118 00:05:43,334 --> 00:05:44,793 [Asher] What is this referring to? 119 00:05:44,794 --> 00:05:45,794 The thieves. 120 00:05:45,795 --> 00:05:46,755 The whole jeans shit. 121 00:05:46,756 --> 00:05:48,422 Okay, Fernando, 122 00:05:48,423 --> 00:05:52,342 why don't you just come in and we can explain all of that? 123 00:05:52,343 --> 00:05:54,178 - Just the three of us. - I don't need this. 124 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,221 You guys are trying to get me in trouble or something. 125 00:05:56,222 --> 00:06:00,267 No, no. Please, please, just come in and we can talk. 126 00:06:00,268 --> 00:06:02,686 Just you. Just him. Just him. 127 00:06:02,687 --> 00:06:05,105 Please, Fernando. Please. 128 00:06:05,106 --> 00:06:08,693 Please? Okay, great. Thank you, thank you. Okay. 129 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,411 Hey, Lily. Lily, hi. 130 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:22,582 Could you start with our bedroom first, please? 131 00:06:23,291 --> 00:06:25,376 Okay, Fernando. 132 00:06:28,338 --> 00:06:31,340 This situation was all about de-escalation, 133 00:06:31,341 --> 00:06:35,219 and I can see now that that has gotten out of hand. 134 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,720 And it needs to be stopped. 135 00:06:36,721 --> 00:06:41,100 And we are so grateful for your stewardship. 136 00:06:41,101 --> 00:06:44,186 But showing up at our house with guns, 137 00:06:44,187 --> 00:06:47,773 is that really the way that we want to handle problems? 138 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,191 It works, doesn't it? 139 00:06:49,192 --> 00:06:50,984 It doesn't. 140 00:06:50,985 --> 00:06:52,486 It's inappropriate. 141 00:06:52,487 --> 00:06:54,363 Don't tell me what the fuck is inappropriate. 142 00:06:54,364 --> 00:06:56,782 - Hey! - Listen. Shut up and listen. 143 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,117 Buddy... 144 00:06:58,118 --> 00:06:59,243 I'm gonna handle my business 145 00:06:59,244 --> 00:07:00,577 however the fuck I want to handle that shit. 146 00:07:00,578 --> 00:07:02,996 - [Asher] Quit it, okay? - Or what? 147 00:07:02,997 --> 00:07:04,623 Or what? There's gonna be consequences. 148 00:07:04,624 --> 00:07:07,459 - Take your hand from your gun. - I ain't afraid of consequences. 149 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,419 I'm tired of these fucking gangbangers, 150 00:07:09,420 --> 00:07:11,004 thieves coming to steal. 151 00:07:11,005 --> 00:07:12,548 You know what the fuck that is? 152 00:07:12,549 --> 00:07:15,635 That's cancer, and you guys brought that shit. 153 00:07:16,594 --> 00:07:19,054 It's a petty misdemeanor, Fernando. 154 00:07:19,055 --> 00:07:21,975 It's hurting no one. Who is it hurting? 155 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:26,770 [laughs] 156 00:07:26,771 --> 00:07:28,439 Can I use your bathroom? 157 00:07:29,357 --> 00:07:30,984 - [Asher] No. - [Whitney] No. 158 00:07:34,571 --> 00:07:37,573 Why are you with these men, Fernando? 159 00:07:37,574 --> 00:07:39,491 These men? These men are my fucking brothers. 160 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:43,454 Hey, you can use our bathroom, okay? 161 00:07:46,875 --> 00:07:48,917 [door closes] 162 00:07:48,918 --> 00:07:51,378 I was ready to take a bullet for you. 163 00:07:51,379 --> 00:07:54,089 What are you talking about? 164 00:07:54,090 --> 00:07:55,924 They weren't gonna fucking do anything. 165 00:07:55,925 --> 00:07:57,719 - Shh! Shh! - They're cowards. 166 00:08:00,388 --> 00:08:01,638 [sighs] 167 00:08:01,639 --> 00:08:05,267 How much have we been charged total for those jeans? 168 00:08:05,268 --> 00:08:08,061 Roughly $14,000-ish. 169 00:08:08,062 --> 00:08:10,272 I know, I know that it's too mu... 170 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:12,441 I know that we need to put a stop to it. 171 00:08:12,442 --> 00:08:15,819 I understand. I just expected more from people. 172 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,154 You know? 173 00:08:17,155 --> 00:08:18,363 [sighs] 174 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:20,449 Maybe this is all happening for a reason. 175 00:08:20,450 --> 00:08:22,702 What does that mean? 176 00:08:23,578 --> 00:08:25,120 - I don't know. - You know what? 177 00:08:25,121 --> 00:08:27,456 I think we should just tell Dougie to shoot 178 00:08:27,457 --> 00:08:29,666 whatever he needs to shoot in the stores, 179 00:08:29,667 --> 00:08:32,502 and then we just... We starting charging them rent. 180 00:08:32,503 --> 00:08:34,213 That's what we'll do. 181 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:36,632 If we charge them rent, they're gonna leave. 182 00:08:36,633 --> 00:08:38,675 They'll shut down. They're not having customers... 183 00:08:38,676 --> 00:08:41,136 We need to get this show on the air. 184 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:42,596 We need to get this show on the air, 185 00:08:42,597 --> 00:08:46,642 and then it'll grow organically from there, okay? 186 00:08:46,643 --> 00:08:49,186 But what about Fernando? I mean, we promised him a job. 187 00:08:49,187 --> 00:08:52,231 Oh, my God, I'm not thinking about that right now. 188 00:08:52,232 --> 00:08:56,027 But his mom and everything. 189 00:08:59,072 --> 00:09:00,405 His mom? 190 00:09:00,406 --> 00:09:02,366 [mock sobbing] 191 00:09:02,367 --> 00:09:03,492 Oh, Ashy. 192 00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:06,787 Oh, you're so sweet. 193 00:09:06,788 --> 00:09:09,248 Oh, wow. 194 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:11,792 Nice to meet you. Who's this? 195 00:09:11,793 --> 00:09:12,918 Who's this? 196 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,544 You care about people so much. 197 00:09:14,545 --> 00:09:16,004 You're such an angel. 198 00:09:16,005 --> 00:09:17,089 [gasps] 199 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,465 [in deep voice] Good! 200 00:09:18,466 --> 00:09:20,884 You'd better quit it, mister! 201 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:23,095 There'll be consequences! Oh! 202 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:28,559 ♪ ♪ ♪ 203 00:09:33,940 --> 00:09:39,112 ♪ ♪ ♪ 204 00:09:46,077 --> 00:09:47,786 Hey, you're good with me for the day? 205 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:49,538 - Yeah, yeah. - You don't need anything? 206 00:09:49,539 --> 00:09:51,456 No, no, it's probably better you're gone anyway. 207 00:09:51,457 --> 00:09:53,083 I'm gonna go pretty hard, so... 208 00:09:53,084 --> 00:09:54,376 [sighs] 209 00:09:54,377 --> 00:09:56,295 You're sending a camera with me tonight, though? 210 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,671 - Oh, for Cara? yeah, sure. - All right. 211 00:09:57,672 --> 00:10:00,091 You're sure you don't want to come to that? 212 00:10:01,217 --> 00:10:02,718 Yeah, I'm good. 213 00:10:02,719 --> 00:10:04,178 Okay. 214 00:10:05,513 --> 00:10:08,265 - All right, good luck. - All right, thank you. 215 00:10:08,266 --> 00:10:09,976 See you. 216 00:10:11,728 --> 00:10:16,106 Ash-man! Hey, that's good. Don't make him look too good. 217 00:10:16,107 --> 00:10:18,066 Alright? 218 00:10:18,067 --> 00:10:19,484 Where's that photo? 219 00:10:19,485 --> 00:10:21,403 - Oh. - Thank you. 220 00:10:21,404 --> 00:10:23,071 How are you feeling? 221 00:10:23,072 --> 00:10:24,740 - Good. - [Dougie] Yeah? 222 00:10:24,741 --> 00:10:26,533 All right, we got a lot to cover, 223 00:10:26,534 --> 00:10:27,951 so I hope you're ready. 224 00:10:27,952 --> 00:10:29,369 It's gonna be a little marathon. 225 00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:31,371 - [woman] Is that good? - [Dougie] That's great. 226 00:10:31,372 --> 00:10:33,165 Yeah. So I'm excited. 227 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,750 All right! So let's clear the frame. 228 00:10:34,751 --> 00:10:36,960 - Let's do it. - [Dougie] Let's roll everything. 229 00:10:36,961 --> 00:10:39,796 So, I've been looking through the footage, 230 00:10:39,797 --> 00:10:41,631 you know, as we're putting a cut together. 231 00:10:41,632 --> 00:10:45,552 And, uh, you and Whit are, like, the perfect couple. 232 00:10:45,553 --> 00:10:47,929 Fairy-tale romance, you know? 233 00:10:47,930 --> 00:10:51,933 You just feel it. It's really... It's really beautiful. 234 00:10:51,934 --> 00:10:53,686 And I got to ask... 235 00:10:54,729 --> 00:10:57,148 What do you love most about Whitney? 236 00:10:59,442 --> 00:11:02,070 Well, where do I even start? I mean... 237 00:11:02,987 --> 00:11:05,405 She's... kind. 238 00:11:05,406 --> 00:11:07,991 Thoughtful. Intelligent. 239 00:11:07,992 --> 00:11:12,120 She's the most selfless person I've ever met. 240 00:11:12,121 --> 00:11:13,497 Uh... 241 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,875 just everything she does is so... 242 00:11:16,876 --> 00:11:19,337 true and pure. 243 00:11:19,712 --> 00:11:23,757 It's like she has a connection with the universe or something. 244 00:11:23,758 --> 00:11:25,342 Uh... 245 00:11:25,343 --> 00:11:26,843 she just knows. 246 00:11:26,844 --> 00:11:29,096 And I feel lucky 247 00:11:29,097 --> 00:11:31,348 to stand in her shadow. 248 00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:34,893 So, would you say she's a better person than you? 249 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,269 Yeah. 250 00:11:36,270 --> 00:11:37,772 Yeah, definitely. 251 00:11:38,022 --> 00:11:40,565 Could you say that back to me as a sentence? 252 00:11:40,566 --> 00:11:43,151 She's a better person than me. 253 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:44,528 Who's "she"? 254 00:11:44,529 --> 00:11:46,906 Whitney is a better person than me. 255 00:11:47,156 --> 00:11:50,033 That's great. That's great. 256 00:11:50,034 --> 00:11:51,368 Um... 257 00:11:51,369 --> 00:11:53,287 so... 258 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:55,957 let's say... 259 00:11:56,916 --> 00:12:00,211 what would your life be like without her? 260 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:03,088 You know, upside-down, like crazy. 261 00:12:03,089 --> 00:12:04,506 Crazy world, you know? 262 00:12:04,507 --> 00:12:08,052 Alternate universe, if she left you or something. 263 00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:13,599 I'd have nothing. 264 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:29,240 ♪ ♪ ♪ 265 00:12:31,159 --> 00:12:32,492 So, um, Asher. 266 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:37,122 Why don't we talk about the speakers in the houses. 267 00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:37,874 Right? 268 00:12:37,875 --> 00:12:40,041 "The Asher Special," I like to call it. 269 00:12:40,042 --> 00:12:42,294 Yeah. I mean, um... 270 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:43,753 Well, they're bezel-less, 271 00:12:43,754 --> 00:12:47,716 so they're completely flush with the ceilings or the floors. 272 00:12:47,717 --> 00:12:51,845 And, um, you can paint over them and, you know, 273 00:12:51,846 --> 00:12:54,931 that doesn't affect the sound whatsoever. 274 00:12:54,932 --> 00:12:56,975 Yeah. We're talking good sound, right? 275 00:12:56,976 --> 00:13:00,270 You're fully submerged in sound, yeah. 276 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:02,772 I love that. I'm liking this house. 277 00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,566 How many speakers are we talking? 278 00:13:04,567 --> 00:13:06,193 11. 279 00:13:06,194 --> 00:13:08,278 Plus a subwoofer. 280 00:13:08,279 --> 00:13:09,488 11 what? 281 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,655 There are 11 speakers, 282 00:13:10,656 --> 00:13:13,326 plus a subwoofer in this house. 283 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,785 Say it more proud. 284 00:13:15,786 --> 00:13:17,412 There are 11 speakers, 285 00:13:17,413 --> 00:13:19,664 plus a subwoofer in this house. 286 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:22,167 [Whitney, over phone] This militia comes to my door 287 00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,418 with guns. 288 00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:25,253 - Guns? - Yes. 289 00:13:25,254 --> 00:13:26,880 - Whoa. - And why? 290 00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:29,799 Because of my activism in the community. 291 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:31,635 That is so crazy. 292 00:13:31,636 --> 00:13:34,472 They're out of green chili. That's a first. 293 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:37,516 Wait, where are you right now? 294 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,770 Uh, I'm at, uh, Cochinita Grande. 295 00:13:41,771 --> 00:13:44,397 I'm literally two blocks from you. 296 00:13:44,398 --> 00:13:46,399 I'll just come by. I love that place. 297 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,567 I'm starving. 298 00:13:47,568 --> 00:13:49,027 Okay. I'm with a friend. 299 00:13:49,028 --> 00:13:50,153 Great. 300 00:13:50,154 --> 00:13:51,363 Okay, see you in a sec. 301 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,407 Okay, see you in a sec. 302 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:57,911 See you in a sec? Was that her? 303 00:13:57,912 --> 00:13:59,079 Mm-hmm. 304 00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,705 I'm excited to meet her. 305 00:14:00,706 --> 00:14:02,541 Maybe she'll want to pay me, too, 306 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,708 for some of my wisdom, 307 00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:05,252 - don't you think? - Stop. 308 00:14:05,253 --> 00:14:06,419 [laughs] 309 00:14:06,420 --> 00:14:08,421 When the owl does his last hoo-hoo 310 00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:11,591 and the cow does his last moo-moo, 311 00:14:11,592 --> 00:14:13,760 that's when a dove does his last quack-quack. 312 00:14:13,761 --> 00:14:16,638 - [Nativistic chanting] - [both laugh] 313 00:14:16,639 --> 00:14:19,099 Do not do that voice when she's here. 314 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,226 [Brett] Is she gonna have lunch with us, too? 315 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,812 I thought it was just gonna be the two of us. 316 00:14:23,813 --> 00:14:25,814 - It'll be quick. Be nice. - [Brett] All right. 317 00:14:25,815 --> 00:14:28,567 I'm always nice. What are you talking about? 318 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,026 Hi! 319 00:14:30,027 --> 00:14:31,486 [laughs] 320 00:14:31,487 --> 00:14:32,696 Oh, let me go order. 321 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:34,739 [Cara] Oh, have some tacos. 322 00:14:34,740 --> 00:14:35,991 I have, like, so much. 323 00:14:35,992 --> 00:14:37,576 - You sure? - Yeah, help yourself. 324 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,452 - I have a lot. - Thank you. I'll Venmo you. 325 00:14:39,453 --> 00:14:40,870 - This is Brett. - Hi, Brett. 326 00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:43,373 Oh, wait. What I was telling you. 327 00:14:43,374 --> 00:14:46,710 Okay, so these guys come with guns 328 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,420 because they're upset 329 00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,922 at what is basically an urban art piece 330 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:55,552 that's making a statement on prosecuting petty theft. 331 00:14:55,553 --> 00:14:58,471 I've been working with Iosheka Jeans, you know? 332 00:14:58,472 --> 00:14:59,848 - Mm-hmm. - And, um, 333 00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:02,475 they were calling the cops on people for stealing jeans. 334 00:15:02,476 --> 00:15:04,519 And I was like, "We are not doing that anymore." 335 00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:06,479 - Laws make criminals. - Right. 336 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:10,609 And we need to really decide who we allow 337 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,319 to make those laws. 338 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:13,653 - Yeah. - You know? 339 00:15:13,654 --> 00:15:15,113 Yeah, totally. 340 00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:19,618 I give thanks for this burrito that I'm about to consume. 341 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:20,869 You fought the good fight 342 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,412 to be where you are today, 343 00:15:22,413 --> 00:15:23,872 here on this plate. 344 00:15:23,873 --> 00:15:27,167 May your spirit be free as I eat your delicious body. 345 00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:32,297 Rest now, and join your brothers and sisters in the next life. 346 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:33,465 Aho. 347 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:34,633 That was weird. 348 00:15:34,634 --> 00:15:36,509 Uh, I talked to Vivi, 349 00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:38,303 and he's very cool with cameras. 350 00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,888 And are you okay with it? 351 00:15:39,889 --> 00:15:42,015 Yeah. I don't have to act, right? 352 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:43,892 [Whitney] No, nobody has to do anything. 353 00:15:43,893 --> 00:15:46,478 It's just really to get footage of my real life. 354 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,021 You know, just hanging out. 355 00:15:48,022 --> 00:15:51,608 Because there's basically no footage for the show 356 00:15:51,609 --> 00:15:54,153 of my real life outside of Asher. 357 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,529 I have one. 358 00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,448 And I just want to share that. 359 00:15:58,449 --> 00:15:59,574 You know? 360 00:15:59,575 --> 00:16:02,160 What is this gathering? 361 00:16:02,161 --> 00:16:03,745 Uh, it's this collector. 362 00:16:03,746 --> 00:16:05,622 They're having a little get-together. 363 00:16:05,623 --> 00:16:07,500 Marjorie wanted me to go. 364 00:16:10,044 --> 00:16:11,711 Sometimes you have to put in face time 365 00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:14,464 with people you don't like, because they might buy your art. 366 00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:16,133 [laughs] 367 00:16:18,135 --> 00:16:19,345 Oh. 368 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:25,225 You know, you are more than welcome to come 369 00:16:25,226 --> 00:16:26,351 if you'd like to. 370 00:16:26,352 --> 00:16:29,396 I mean, if you're comfortable with that sort of thing. 371 00:16:29,397 --> 00:16:30,647 [Cara] No, no, no, no. 372 00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:31,815 It's... It's good. 373 00:16:31,816 --> 00:16:33,692 He hates this kind of thing. 374 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:38,322 But hate is a passion that often resembles love. 375 00:16:39,490 --> 00:16:40,865 That's beautiful. 376 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:42,368 I will come. 377 00:16:43,994 --> 00:16:45,663 - Great. - Great. 378 00:16:47,623 --> 00:16:50,166 [Dougie] So, if you're tiling the bathroom 379 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:53,212 and you have to get around a pipe, what do you do? 380 00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:55,505 You cut it. 381 00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,340 [Dougie] With what? 382 00:16:57,341 --> 00:16:58,758 A saw. 383 00:16:58,759 --> 00:17:01,053 [Dougie] What kind of saw? 384 00:17:03,556 --> 00:17:04,764 Diamond. 385 00:17:04,765 --> 00:17:07,100 Close, but, uh... 386 00:17:07,101 --> 00:17:09,644 - It's not? What type of saw? - [Dougie] No. 387 00:17:09,645 --> 00:17:11,855 Pretty sure it's a wet saw. But, uh... 388 00:17:11,856 --> 00:17:13,398 But you don't need to know that stuff, right? 389 00:17:13,399 --> 00:17:15,692 You have other people who do that stuff for you. 390 00:17:15,693 --> 00:17:17,278 Like Freckle. 391 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,320 I mean, I oversee him. 392 00:17:19,321 --> 00:17:22,907 Yeah, but you don't get down and dirty. 393 00:17:22,908 --> 00:17:25,703 You hire people for that. 394 00:17:26,787 --> 00:17:29,623 I have employees who do contract work. 395 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:31,875 Can you say, 396 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:34,294 "I hire people to get down and dirty" for me 397 00:17:34,295 --> 00:17:35,837 in a sentence? 398 00:17:35,838 --> 00:17:37,005 [sighs] 399 00:17:37,006 --> 00:17:38,965 Can we take a break? I'm exhausted. 400 00:17:38,966 --> 00:17:42,469 Just say, "I hire people to get down and dirty for me." 401 00:17:42,470 --> 00:17:43,928 It'll be dynamic. It'll be good. 402 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:46,014 How much longer do we have to go, Dougie? 403 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:48,808 Fine, fine. Let's go back. Let's go back to you and Whit. 404 00:17:48,809 --> 00:17:50,769 Fairy-tale romance, right? 405 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,645 Came out of nowhere. 406 00:17:52,646 --> 00:17:54,230 Met in Santa Fe? 407 00:17:54,231 --> 00:17:55,649 Mm-hmm. 408 00:17:56,650 --> 00:17:57,859 - Yes. - And, uh, 409 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,486 you're not from here, right? 410 00:17:59,487 --> 00:18:01,112 So, what brought you down here? 411 00:18:01,113 --> 00:18:02,864 Well, I got... I was doing... 412 00:18:02,865 --> 00:18:06,993 I got a job doing contract work for a local casino. 413 00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:08,244 But you were... 414 00:18:08,245 --> 00:18:10,623 You were here before that job, right? 415 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,250 Yeah. 416 00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:15,043 And, um, 417 00:18:15,044 --> 00:18:17,588 what brought you down here to start with? 418 00:18:18,672 --> 00:18:21,258 A prior relationship. 419 00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:24,595 And, uh, what happened with that? 420 00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:28,098 Nothing happened. It ended. 421 00:18:29,683 --> 00:18:32,811 And, uh, how'd it end? 422 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,437 What does this have to do with the show? 423 00:18:34,438 --> 00:18:37,649 Well, I just figure, like, if she never left you, right, 424 00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,900 you'd never have met Whitney 425 00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,276 and none of this would be happening. 426 00:18:40,277 --> 00:18:42,111 So just to give people some context. 427 00:18:42,112 --> 00:18:44,405 I think it'll be really helpful for people to relate to you, 428 00:18:44,406 --> 00:18:47,367 and you might even be more attractive in that way. 429 00:18:47,368 --> 00:18:51,371 Because, uh, I know it's tough when you're in a relationship 430 00:18:51,372 --> 00:18:54,457 and you're more adventurous than the other person. 431 00:18:54,458 --> 00:18:55,793 So... 432 00:18:57,461 --> 00:18:59,671 People are just different. 433 00:18:59,672 --> 00:19:03,842 Sometimes it's not meant to be. 434 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,469 I get that. 435 00:19:07,054 --> 00:19:10,723 Do you know if she's seeing anyone else right now, or...? 436 00:19:10,724 --> 00:19:12,476 I do not. 437 00:19:16,146 --> 00:19:21,610 Does the idea of her seeing someone else excite you at all? 438 00:19:22,194 --> 00:19:25,196 Because I know that's kind of what you wanted all along. 439 00:19:25,197 --> 00:19:29,909 Right? 440 00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:33,371 You want to talk to me about how you might ask a girlfriend 441 00:19:33,372 --> 00:19:39,044 to have sex with another man while you watched? 442 00:19:39,962 --> 00:19:42,088 Because I imagine that'd be 443 00:19:42,089 --> 00:19:45,676 a pretty delicate thing to bring up, right? 444 00:20:00,190 --> 00:20:03,235 Well, I'm never telling you anything again. 445 00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,072 It's all right, everybody. 446 00:20:08,073 --> 00:20:09,866 Just kidding. Just kidding. 447 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:12,202 Just messing around with Asher over here. 448 00:20:13,287 --> 00:20:15,622 He doesn't really like to do that kind of stuff. 449 00:20:15,623 --> 00:20:17,207 Right? 450 00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:21,545 [scoffs] 451 00:20:25,090 --> 00:20:27,593 - Right? - Fucking idiot. 452 00:20:27,968 --> 00:20:29,762 You want to talk about the lighting? 453 00:20:31,555 --> 00:20:33,474 Very funny. 454 00:20:42,316 --> 00:20:44,400 Oh. I'll see you later. 455 00:20:44,401 --> 00:20:45,778 Yeah, see you. 456 00:20:48,697 --> 00:20:50,657 - You good? - What are you... 457 00:20:50,658 --> 00:20:52,784 - [stammers] - What was that? 458 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,327 No, what did you say? 459 00:20:54,328 --> 00:20:58,624 I said you were about to ask me what I was doing tonight. 460 00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:01,793 Uh... 461 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:03,295 maybe. 462 00:21:05,589 --> 00:21:07,633 Buy me some dinner? 463 00:21:10,427 --> 00:21:11,679 Yeah. 464 00:21:12,262 --> 00:21:14,889 Take it easy. Start with dinner, 465 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,850 and then we'll see where things go, okay? 466 00:21:17,726 --> 00:21:20,103 Just keep an open mind. We'll see what happens. 467 00:21:20,104 --> 00:21:22,522 Got to load up on these, because... 468 00:21:22,523 --> 00:21:25,775 come Monday I'm going full Atkins. 469 00:21:25,776 --> 00:21:27,486 [crunching] 470 00:21:28,195 --> 00:21:30,071 Like the diet? 471 00:21:30,072 --> 00:21:31,280 Yup. 472 00:21:31,281 --> 00:21:33,408 Is that thing still around? 473 00:21:33,409 --> 00:21:34,951 Of course it is. 474 00:21:34,952 --> 00:21:36,828 Atkins. You know, the... 475 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,706 The guy died of a heart attack, 476 00:21:39,707 --> 00:21:41,457 and everybody blamed his diet. 477 00:21:41,458 --> 00:21:43,960 But they just kind of change up the name. 478 00:21:43,961 --> 00:21:46,629 Paleo, keto, caveman. 479 00:21:46,630 --> 00:21:47,964 It's all the same. 480 00:21:47,965 --> 00:21:49,966 It's just derivative of his original idea. 481 00:21:49,967 --> 00:21:51,634 It's the least I could do, you know? 482 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:53,011 It's like his legacy. 483 00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,762 Just the way you looked at me and was like, 484 00:21:54,763 --> 00:21:56,180 "Oh, Atkins? What?" 485 00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:59,517 It's like, I look at it and I say, "Yes. Atkins." 486 00:21:59,518 --> 00:22:02,520 You trying to lose weight or something? 487 00:22:02,521 --> 00:22:04,147 Maintain. 488 00:22:04,148 --> 00:22:07,735 You know, like a lifestyle choice. 489 00:22:12,448 --> 00:22:14,742 This is fun. I needed this. 490 00:22:16,326 --> 00:22:18,703 You want to take me to the room, 491 00:22:18,704 --> 00:22:20,329 or do you want to eat first? 492 00:22:20,330 --> 00:22:21,914 - [laughs] - I mean, for real. 493 00:22:21,915 --> 00:22:24,292 Like, you flew across the country for this. 494 00:22:24,293 --> 00:22:26,627 And you're, like, killing yourself every day. 495 00:22:26,628 --> 00:22:27,837 And you're here as a friend. 496 00:22:27,838 --> 00:22:29,630 - Hmm. - And I forget that. 497 00:22:29,631 --> 00:22:33,719 And I, I don't know. I feel like I've taken that for granted. 498 00:22:35,637 --> 00:22:36,929 I appreciate that. 499 00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:39,098 Six months late, but thank you. 500 00:22:39,099 --> 00:22:40,141 I know. 501 00:22:40,142 --> 00:22:41,601 I mean, my instinct is to say, 502 00:22:41,602 --> 00:22:43,561 oh, I was stressed about doing all this show stuff 503 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,147 and changing careers or whatever. 504 00:22:46,148 --> 00:22:49,901 But I don't think that's true. 505 00:22:49,902 --> 00:22:52,236 I did not prioritize this friendship. 506 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,280 And that was shitty of me. 507 00:22:54,281 --> 00:22:57,241 I get it. You're sorry. We're good. 508 00:22:57,242 --> 00:22:58,743 Let's order some food, all right? 509 00:22:58,744 --> 00:23:00,161 Remember when I was homesick 510 00:23:00,162 --> 00:23:01,913 and you guys would include me in your pranks 511 00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:03,623 just to make me feel better? 512 00:23:03,624 --> 00:23:05,958 That's you. That's your instinct. 513 00:23:05,959 --> 00:23:07,251 Can I just get another beer, please? 514 00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:08,544 - [waitress] Mm-hmm. - Thank you. 515 00:23:08,545 --> 00:23:10,213 I just feel like I could have been better 516 00:23:10,214 --> 00:23:12,340 about reaching out to you while you've been here. 517 00:23:12,341 --> 00:23:14,050 I've been shitty about it. 518 00:23:14,051 --> 00:23:15,927 [sighs] It's so embarrassing. 519 00:23:15,928 --> 00:23:17,428 I just asked for a beer and she's like, 520 00:23:17,429 --> 00:23:19,305 "Oh, yeah, I'll get it right for you." 521 00:23:19,306 --> 00:23:22,392 And then she just turns around and she's taking an order now. 522 00:23:24,353 --> 00:23:26,020 - Unreal. - Whatever. Look... 523 00:23:26,021 --> 00:23:28,189 Can I get this beer, please? Thank you. 524 00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:30,608 You're a good friend, okay? For real. 525 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:32,360 And I'm really happy you're here. 526 00:23:32,361 --> 00:23:35,905 And I'm happy you've been such a good friend to me, okay? 527 00:23:35,906 --> 00:23:38,491 You're a good friend, too. 528 00:23:38,492 --> 00:23:41,911 All right. You know what? Fuck it. 529 00:23:41,912 --> 00:23:44,330 I'm going to Atkins right now. 530 00:23:44,331 --> 00:23:46,291 Thank you so much. 531 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,418 [car door slams] 532 00:23:55,384 --> 00:24:00,806 ♪ ♪ ♪ 533 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:12,860 ♪ mellow piano music playing ♪ 534 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:22,369 ♪ ♪ ♪ 535 00:24:27,291 --> 00:24:28,541 Hi, Whitney. 536 00:24:28,542 --> 00:24:30,376 - Hi! - Hey, great to see you. 537 00:24:30,377 --> 00:24:32,170 - Nice to see you. - Yeah. 538 00:24:32,171 --> 00:24:34,172 You should try one of these cookies I made. 539 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:37,008 Chocolate chip dusted with a little sea salt. 540 00:24:37,009 --> 00:24:39,093 - Yum. - Yeah. You know, 541 00:24:39,094 --> 00:24:41,804 I brought them thinking they'd feed for dessert, 542 00:24:41,805 --> 00:24:43,639 but there's no food here. 543 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,640 Nothing. 544 00:24:44,641 --> 00:24:46,601 You know, you'd think a millionaire 545 00:24:46,602 --> 00:24:49,312 would serve supper to his guests, 546 00:24:49,313 --> 00:24:51,815 but oh, well. 547 00:24:54,401 --> 00:24:56,527 [Whitney] Uh, did I beat Cara here? 548 00:24:56,528 --> 00:25:00,114 No. She's having a discussion with Vivi. 549 00:25:00,115 --> 00:25:01,658 Yeah. 550 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,626 Yeah, I made this plate. 551 00:25:11,627 --> 00:25:14,128 It's one of my favorite plates. I just love it. 552 00:25:14,129 --> 00:25:16,505 - It's beautiful. - Let me show you. 553 00:25:16,506 --> 00:25:19,926 Yeah, it was fired in the salt kiln. 554 00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:21,427 So when the salt hits the plate... 555 00:25:21,428 --> 00:25:23,471 [Vivi] Just as long as we're all clear. 556 00:25:23,472 --> 00:25:25,890 Just as long as we're all clear. 557 00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:27,558 Whitney. 558 00:25:27,559 --> 00:25:30,645 - Hello. - The Whide-ney. 559 00:25:30,646 --> 00:25:31,938 [laughing] 560 00:25:31,939 --> 00:25:33,314 I am ready for my close-up. 561 00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:34,398 [laughing] 562 00:25:34,399 --> 00:25:35,816 Well, they're not here yet, 563 00:25:35,817 --> 00:25:37,526 but hold that smile, okay? 564 00:25:37,527 --> 00:25:40,321 And this place is absolutely beautiful. 565 00:25:40,322 --> 00:25:41,989 Who was the architect? 566 00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:43,574 You're speaking to him right now. 567 00:25:43,575 --> 00:25:45,868 I'm the fucking architect! 568 00:25:45,869 --> 00:25:46,994 [laughing] Oh! No! 569 00:25:46,995 --> 00:25:48,996 - Wow. - And a little help 570 00:25:48,997 --> 00:25:50,373 from someone else. 571 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:53,209 The greatest architect of them all. 572 00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:54,418 Him. 573 00:25:54,419 --> 00:25:57,129 Well, I will have to get His number. 574 00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:58,339 [laughs] 575 00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:03,261 It's, uh, "1-800... 576 00:26:03,262 --> 00:26:05,263 I AM GOD." 577 00:26:05,264 --> 00:26:07,474 [all laugh] 578 00:26:08,725 --> 00:26:10,101 Does he collect? 579 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:11,852 Eventually. 580 00:26:11,853 --> 00:26:14,897 - Ah! You have to excuse me. - [Whitney] Of course. 581 00:26:14,898 --> 00:26:18,944 Finally, an artist who smiles when they see me. 582 00:26:23,365 --> 00:26:25,491 [Marjorie] Is everything okay? 583 00:26:25,492 --> 00:26:27,160 It'll be fine. 584 00:26:30,580 --> 00:26:32,832 Uh, Marjorie, what is going on? 585 00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:35,710 Well, it's a little stressful now. 586 00:26:35,711 --> 00:26:39,213 We're hoping he buys at least one piece of art. 587 00:26:39,214 --> 00:26:41,674 Oh, yeah, Cara said that Vivi's a collector. 588 00:26:41,675 --> 00:26:44,093 Yes, he does buy a lot of art. 589 00:26:44,094 --> 00:26:48,431 He's also, uh, a military contractor. 590 00:26:48,432 --> 00:26:49,598 - Oh. - Yeah. 591 00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:51,267 - [cell phone vibrates] - But I say, 592 00:26:51,268 --> 00:26:53,227 whenever you dig deep enough in anyone, 593 00:26:53,228 --> 00:26:55,146 you could find some bad things. 594 00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:56,355 Sorry. 595 00:26:56,356 --> 00:26:57,815 Hello? 596 00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:59,608 Mm-hmm. Oh, you're here? 597 00:26:59,609 --> 00:27:01,695 Oh, great. I'll be right out. 598 00:27:03,655 --> 00:27:05,990 So there's nobody here to do sound? 599 00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:07,575 How will we get sound, then? 600 00:27:07,576 --> 00:27:09,702 Dougie just said this is B roll. 601 00:27:09,703 --> 00:27:12,330 I do have this onboard shotgun mic, though. 602 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,582 But this isn't even our normal camera. 603 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:16,208 Does that have good audio? 604 00:27:16,209 --> 00:27:18,544 No. Are you gonna be talking? 605 00:27:18,545 --> 00:27:20,171 [sighs] Okay. 606 00:27:20,172 --> 00:27:21,464 Um... 607 00:27:21,465 --> 00:27:23,299 Okay, I mean, I guess we could cut 608 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:25,259 with some confessional from me 609 00:27:25,260 --> 00:27:28,804 that's kind of explaining my involvement in the art scene. 610 00:27:28,805 --> 00:27:31,557 You wouldn't be able to hear it, but I think that's fine, 611 00:27:31,558 --> 00:27:34,018 because you know I'm discussing art. 612 00:27:34,019 --> 00:27:35,812 It's kind of better. 613 00:27:36,897 --> 00:27:38,481 Oh, uh, 614 00:27:38,482 --> 00:27:41,525 avoid filming the man with the long hair. 615 00:27:41,526 --> 00:27:42,943 He's the owner of the house. 616 00:27:42,944 --> 00:27:44,570 I'll point him out when we get in there. 617 00:27:44,571 --> 00:27:46,447 I was paid for two hours. 618 00:27:46,448 --> 00:27:48,867 Okay, we should go. Let's go. 619 00:27:50,535 --> 00:27:53,079 Finna get paid. Finna... 620 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,288 Finna's "gonna." 621 00:27:54,289 --> 00:27:55,748 "I'm gonna tell you how we... Finna..." 622 00:27:55,749 --> 00:27:58,000 But then he talks ready for a caper, 623 00:27:58,001 --> 00:27:59,293 steady plottin' for the paper. 624 00:27:59,294 --> 00:28:00,920 It requires planning. Weeks of planning. 625 00:28:00,921 --> 00:28:03,047 - Wait, what do they do? - They go to the DMV. 626 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:05,132 - Right, gets an ID. - They steal the first name. 627 00:28:05,133 --> 00:28:06,675 They get the ID, but they steal the mail. 628 00:28:06,676 --> 00:28:09,261 The name says you, but the face is me. 629 00:28:09,262 --> 00:28:10,721 Was the chicken for you? 630 00:28:10,722 --> 00:28:13,766 Uh, I didn't order any chicken. 631 00:28:13,767 --> 00:28:16,268 Uh, it was ordered to this table. 632 00:28:16,269 --> 00:28:17,353 What? 633 00:28:17,354 --> 00:28:19,438 - Oh, fuck you. - [laughs] 634 00:28:19,439 --> 00:28:20,898 Fuck you. 635 00:28:20,899 --> 00:28:22,191 You can just put it here. 636 00:28:22,192 --> 00:28:24,777 Oh, your face. Wow. Unbelievable. 637 00:28:24,778 --> 00:28:26,362 [waitress] Can I take these out of the way? 638 00:28:26,363 --> 00:28:27,613 [Dougie] Yes. 639 00:28:27,614 --> 00:28:29,073 So that was you at the fire station, then? 640 00:28:29,074 --> 00:28:31,534 Come on, look at me. You think I could hide that? 641 00:28:31,535 --> 00:28:33,536 Jesus. Can we get another round, too? 642 00:28:33,537 --> 00:28:35,955 I'm okay, actually. Just, I'll drive. 643 00:28:35,956 --> 00:28:37,331 You keep going. 644 00:28:37,332 --> 00:28:38,541 Come on. We're good. 645 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:40,376 I've had five beers in two hours. 646 00:28:40,377 --> 00:28:42,963 I could totally handle another one. 647 00:28:43,880 --> 00:28:44,964 It's okay. 648 00:28:44,965 --> 00:28:46,173 I'll drive us home. 649 00:28:46,174 --> 00:28:47,383 I'm okay, thank you. 650 00:28:47,384 --> 00:28:48,843 You know what? Forget it. 651 00:28:48,844 --> 00:28:49,803 You got to relax. 652 00:28:49,804 --> 00:28:51,720 I'm gonna drive. You drink, all right? 653 00:28:51,721 --> 00:28:54,098 Let's get him a beer and a shot of tequila, 654 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,349 and I'll have a Coca-Cola. 655 00:28:55,350 --> 00:28:56,977 - Sounds good. - Great. 656 00:28:59,521 --> 00:29:02,189 - It's crazy you made that joke. - [Dougie] Hmm. 657 00:29:02,190 --> 00:29:04,567 It was pretty good. 658 00:29:04,568 --> 00:29:06,861 No, just because I just got a text 659 00:29:06,862 --> 00:29:10,489 from the father of the girl who said the chicken thing. 660 00:29:10,490 --> 00:29:11,991 Really? When? 661 00:29:11,992 --> 00:29:13,284 Like ten minutes ago. 662 00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,744 - You're fucking with me. - No, no. 663 00:29:15,745 --> 00:29:17,329 - Come on. - Look at this. 664 00:29:17,330 --> 00:29:21,168 Her smoke detector is... The battery's dead. 665 00:29:22,127 --> 00:29:24,671 "Smoke detector beeping. Fix." 666 00:29:26,506 --> 00:29:29,800 I don't know. Sent me a video. 667 00:29:29,801 --> 00:29:32,928 I guess I shouldn't have put in a used battery when I did it. 668 00:29:32,929 --> 00:29:34,221 That was dumb. 669 00:29:34,222 --> 00:29:37,142 You're not actually afraid of the chicken thing, right? 670 00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:40,227 I mean, didn't you say you... 671 00:29:40,228 --> 00:29:43,356 believe in this kind of stuff? 672 00:29:44,357 --> 00:29:46,109 What are you talking about? 673 00:29:47,444 --> 00:29:49,321 Like, you said that you're... 674 00:29:50,322 --> 00:29:51,530 Um... 675 00:29:51,531 --> 00:29:53,033 My what? 676 00:29:53,783 --> 00:29:56,744 Well, I mean, this guy, Abshir, he said there might be 677 00:29:56,745 --> 00:29:58,829 like a cultural connection or something. 678 00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:01,040 And even just saying the word "curse," 679 00:30:01,041 --> 00:30:03,877 you know, he gets really serious, and... 680 00:30:05,754 --> 00:30:07,464 That's pretty generic, though. 681 00:30:08,548 --> 00:30:09,965 [Asher] I know. I know. 682 00:30:09,966 --> 00:30:11,343 It's just that... 683 00:30:12,469 --> 00:30:14,386 Ever since that girl said that to me, 684 00:30:14,387 --> 00:30:16,013 things have been a little weird. 685 00:30:16,014 --> 00:30:18,057 [Dougie] Things are always a little weird. 686 00:30:18,058 --> 00:30:19,725 [Asher] Yeah. 687 00:30:19,726 --> 00:30:21,353 [clears throat] 688 00:30:22,437 --> 00:30:25,190 Oof! All right. Maybe we'll wrap this up. 689 00:30:28,652 --> 00:30:31,529 My man, can you just, uh, get that chicken wrapped up? 690 00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:34,657 And then tell the server the Coca-Cola that I ordered, 691 00:30:34,658 --> 00:30:36,033 just make it a rum and Coke. 692 00:30:36,034 --> 00:30:37,743 But make sure it's served in the same glass 693 00:30:37,744 --> 00:30:40,830 that you serve the regular Cokes in, okay? 694 00:30:45,126 --> 00:30:46,627 [waitress] Here's that to-go box. 695 00:30:46,628 --> 00:30:48,213 Oh, thank you. 696 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:06,022 ♪ ♪ ♪ 697 00:31:23,873 --> 00:31:25,749 Go over. Go over. 698 00:31:25,750 --> 00:31:27,294 Right there. 699 00:31:37,679 --> 00:31:43,101 ♪ ♪ ♪ 700 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,903 Come out here. 701 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:04,998 ♪ ♪ ♪ 702 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,000 Brett. 703 00:32:08,001 --> 00:32:09,335 [laughs] 704 00:32:09,336 --> 00:32:10,837 Hi. 705 00:32:11,796 --> 00:32:14,841 Oh, it's so good to see you. How are you? 706 00:32:17,927 --> 00:32:21,388 I love being surrounded by artists and art. 707 00:32:21,389 --> 00:32:25,059 My people, the first artists who called this place home. 708 00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:29,229 And viewed art with not only their eyes, but their souls. 709 00:32:29,230 --> 00:32:30,981 Like a soaring eagle 710 00:32:30,982 --> 00:32:33,692 waiting for people and Mother Earth to view it. 711 00:32:33,693 --> 00:32:36,695 And it graces us with its wings. 712 00:32:36,696 --> 00:32:38,197 Like the great buffalo 713 00:32:38,198 --> 00:32:39,573 roaming the land. 714 00:32:39,574 --> 00:32:42,826 Enhancing the mind to view beauty in such a way 715 00:32:42,827 --> 00:32:44,078 that it activates the soul 716 00:32:44,079 --> 00:32:47,290 to believe something more than itself. 717 00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,544 The body which has it. 718 00:32:55,256 --> 00:32:57,133 That was so beautiful. 719 00:32:58,718 --> 00:33:00,177 Can I give you a hug? 720 00:33:00,178 --> 00:33:01,345 [laughs] 721 00:33:01,346 --> 00:33:02,972 - Sure. - Okay. 722 00:33:04,099 --> 00:33:05,350 Oh. 723 00:33:08,103 --> 00:33:09,229 Wow. 724 00:33:18,446 --> 00:33:21,032 It's always so good seeing you. 725 00:33:26,329 --> 00:33:28,205 [indistinct chattering] 726 00:33:28,206 --> 00:33:33,420 ♪ ♪ ♪ 727 00:33:33,795 --> 00:33:36,004 Marjorie? Hi! [laughs] 728 00:33:36,005 --> 00:33:38,507 It's so nice to see you. Sorry to interrupt. 729 00:33:38,508 --> 00:33:39,591 How are you? 730 00:33:39,592 --> 00:33:41,427 - Oh, good. Good. - Oh, good. 731 00:33:41,428 --> 00:33:44,888 Um, and don't worry about what we're talking about. 732 00:33:44,889 --> 00:33:46,974 Just don't look at the camera. 733 00:33:46,975 --> 00:33:49,727 How is everybody? [laughs] 734 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,978 Oh, great. 735 00:33:50,979 --> 00:33:52,646 So, what do you do? 736 00:33:52,647 --> 00:33:55,692 I work in private security. 737 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:59,362 Amazing. Amazing. 738 00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:02,948 Can we stop to pick up a 9-volt? 739 00:34:02,949 --> 00:34:06,411 He keeps texting me. I got to swap it out. 740 00:34:07,162 --> 00:34:08,746 You want to go right now? Come on. 741 00:34:08,747 --> 00:34:10,497 Seriously? 742 00:34:10,498 --> 00:34:11,790 Just, "Fix." 743 00:34:11,791 --> 00:34:13,876 Not even, "Can you fix this, please?" 744 00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:16,296 - [chuckles] - Just, "Fix." 745 00:34:17,922 --> 00:34:20,424 All right, you can just drop me there and I'll walk home. 746 00:34:20,425 --> 00:34:22,260 It's close. 747 00:34:27,182 --> 00:34:29,975 You mind reaching in that glove compartment 748 00:34:29,976 --> 00:34:32,228 and hand me my little gadget? 749 00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:39,319 - This? - Yeah. 750 00:34:40,236 --> 00:34:42,488 - You sure you're feeling okay? - [beeps] 751 00:34:42,489 --> 00:34:43,781 Feeling great. 752 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,365 I can tell you were a little uncomfortable, 753 00:34:45,366 --> 00:34:48,745 so I just want to put you at ease, you know? 754 00:34:53,458 --> 00:34:55,083 I'm so fucking drunk. 755 00:34:55,084 --> 00:34:57,337 Just kidding, just kidding. 756 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,256 [breathalyzer beeps] 757 00:35:01,257 --> 00:35:03,176 [blowing] 758 00:35:06,888 --> 00:35:09,014 There it is. 759 00:35:09,015 --> 00:35:10,766 [breathalyzer beeping] 760 00:35:10,767 --> 00:35:12,935 Damn. See that? 761 00:35:12,936 --> 00:35:14,937 Yeah. 762 00:35:14,938 --> 00:35:16,522 ...078. 763 00:35:16,523 --> 00:35:18,149 I'm good. 764 00:35:19,692 --> 00:35:20,859 Nice. 765 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:22,445 That's right. 766 00:35:24,739 --> 00:35:26,658 Love it. 767 00:35:28,785 --> 00:35:30,994 They got rings. 768 00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:34,165 Do you have any 9-volt batteries? 769 00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:37,001 Oh, great. Thank you. 770 00:35:39,295 --> 00:35:41,630 Hey, you wanted the gay porn, right? 771 00:35:41,631 --> 00:35:43,090 No, I don't want this. 772 00:35:43,091 --> 00:35:45,259 - Just the battery, please. - He does this all the time. 773 00:35:45,260 --> 00:35:47,553 Look Ash, I'll buy it for you if you're embarrassed. 774 00:35:47,554 --> 00:35:48,846 [Asher] This is a joke. 775 00:35:48,847 --> 00:35:50,180 [Dougie] It's not a joke. 776 00:35:50,181 --> 00:35:51,765 You know what? I'll buy it. 777 00:35:51,766 --> 00:35:53,642 You know, I keep telling him, use the internet, 778 00:35:53,643 --> 00:35:55,143 you know, but he wants the magazine. 779 00:35:55,144 --> 00:35:57,145 - Can I get the battery? - He loves the hold and feel. 780 00:35:57,146 --> 00:35:58,772 - No... - I keep telling him... 781 00:35:58,773 --> 00:36:00,482 - Dougie, stop! No! - Your wife is gonna find them. 782 00:36:00,483 --> 00:36:03,151 - She won't know about the cache. - [Asher] That's not true. 783 00:36:03,152 --> 00:36:04,403 I just want the battery. 784 00:36:04,404 --> 00:36:07,657 [Dougie] All right. Do you take Google Pay? 785 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:13,580 [Dougie chuckling] 786 00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:15,831 What goes through your mind 787 00:36:15,832 --> 00:36:17,583 when you see something like this, Ash-man? 788 00:36:17,584 --> 00:36:19,085 Huh? 789 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:23,922 Look at that. 790 00:36:23,923 --> 00:36:25,507 You know, in a way I actually think 791 00:36:25,508 --> 00:36:27,801 that's, like, way more problematic than what you have. 792 00:36:27,802 --> 00:36:30,095 I'd much rather have a dick like yours. 793 00:36:30,096 --> 00:36:33,224 This is just... so big. 794 00:36:34,684 --> 00:36:36,059 It's like a disability, you know? 795 00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:40,022 Like, a girl would never have an issue with your size. 796 00:36:40,023 --> 00:36:41,940 But, like, this is... 797 00:36:41,941 --> 00:36:43,525 This is like fucking abuse, right? 798 00:36:43,526 --> 00:36:46,779 - Will you focus on the road? - Okay, okay. You're right. 799 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:50,699 [laughs] 800 00:36:50,700 --> 00:36:52,534 You know what we should do? 801 00:36:52,535 --> 00:36:53,869 Um... 802 00:36:53,870 --> 00:36:57,415 We should get the girl to do the chicken curse to me. 803 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:00,126 What? 804 00:37:00,335 --> 00:37:01,919 We have the chicken, right? 805 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,963 When we get to the house, she can curse me 806 00:37:04,964 --> 00:37:06,381 and then we'll see if it disappears. 807 00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:08,133 - It'll be like, uh... - No. 808 00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:09,718 No, we're not doing that. 809 00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:10,802 [laughs] 810 00:37:10,803 --> 00:37:12,179 - Come on. - No. 811 00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:14,264 You've been fucking stressing about this for weeks, man. 812 00:37:14,265 --> 00:37:16,808 All right? It's the only way to get it out of your head. 813 00:37:16,809 --> 00:37:19,102 Show you there's nothing to worry about. 814 00:37:19,103 --> 00:37:20,479 All right? It's foolproof. 815 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:23,941 Her dad does not want me talking about curses around her. 816 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,567 It's a great idea, and we're doing it. 817 00:37:25,568 --> 00:37:28,153 And plus, I'm the one who's gonna be doing the talking. 818 00:37:28,154 --> 00:37:29,863 She's gonna fucking curse me. 819 00:37:29,864 --> 00:37:31,198 [chuckles] 820 00:37:31,199 --> 00:37:34,243 And then you'll see that curse is not real, right? 821 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,289 Come on, man. What's the problem? 822 00:37:39,290 --> 00:37:41,250 What are you thinking about? 823 00:37:42,835 --> 00:37:44,295 Nothing. 824 00:37:45,588 --> 00:37:46,923 Oh, yeah? 825 00:37:52,595 --> 00:37:54,221 ♪ Dean Street ♪ 826 00:37:54,222 --> 00:37:56,056 ♪ President ♪ 827 00:37:56,057 --> 00:37:58,684 ♪ Nostrand Ave ♪ 828 00:37:58,685 --> 00:38:00,227 ♪ Orange Ave ♪ 829 00:38:00,228 --> 00:38:01,895 - ♪ Tee Town ♪ - ♪ Click-clack ♪ 830 00:38:01,896 --> 00:38:03,689 [Dougie laughs] There we go. 831 00:38:03,690 --> 00:38:05,148 Come on, come on. 832 00:38:05,149 --> 00:38:07,192 ♪ Living room, on the floor, hunger pain ♪ 833 00:38:07,193 --> 00:38:09,027 ♪ Got me on some migraine shit, I'm gonna maintain ♪ 834 00:38:09,028 --> 00:38:10,904 ♪ Got 2 or 3 dollars to the name ♪ 835 00:38:10,905 --> 00:38:13,240 ♪ Homies in the same boat going through the same thing ♪ 836 00:38:13,241 --> 00:38:14,658 ♪ Looking for a caper ♪ 837 00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,410 ♪ We living in the dark since April ♪ 838 00:38:16,411 --> 00:38:18,370 ♪ Candle gotta get a handle ♪ 839 00:38:18,371 --> 00:38:20,747 ♪ Got an automatic and he's... [mumbles] ♪ 840 00:38:20,748 --> 00:38:22,290 [stammers] ♪ ...yellow page ♪ 841 00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:24,209 ♪ Let me tell you how we gonna get paid ♪ 842 00:38:24,210 --> 00:38:25,836 - Yeah. - [mumbling] 843 00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:28,714 ♪ ...gonna stick the 25 up in his face, let's ride ♪ 844 00:38:28,715 --> 00:38:30,090 ♪ Outside like warriors ♪ 845 00:38:30,091 --> 00:38:31,675 ♪ Into notorious South Side ♪ 846 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,593 ♪ ...the four of us in the corridor ♪ 847 00:38:33,594 --> 00:38:35,554 ♪ Until we see the B-man with his headlights ♪ 848 00:38:35,555 --> 00:38:37,514 ♪ White boy in the wrong place at the right time ♪ 849 00:38:37,515 --> 00:38:39,474 ♪ His car door opens, he'll be mine ♪ 850 00:38:39,475 --> 00:38:41,643 ♪ Roll up quick, stick the pistol in his nose ♪ 851 00:38:41,644 --> 00:38:43,687 ♪ By the look on the face he's shitting in his clothes ♪ 852 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:45,564 ♪ Know what it is, it's a stickup ♪ 853 00:38:45,565 --> 00:38:47,232 ♪ Give me the dough from the pickup... ♪ 854 00:38:47,233 --> 00:38:48,692 It's a wrong N-word. 855 00:38:48,693 --> 00:38:50,527 ♪ Drive blacktop through the rinds and boxes ♪ 856 00:38:50,528 --> 00:38:52,654 ♪ Split up and meet back at the apartment ♪ 857 00:38:52,655 --> 00:38:54,072 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 858 00:38:54,073 --> 00:38:55,741 ♪ Ain't you hungry, my N-word? ♪ 859 00:38:55,742 --> 00:38:57,075 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 860 00:38:57,076 --> 00:38:59,119 ♪ Wanna get paid, my N-word? ♪ 861 00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:00,704 ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ 862 00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:03,123 ♪ Aren't you tired of starving, my N-word? ♪ 863 00:39:03,124 --> 00:39:05,667 - ♪ Hell, yeah ♪ - ♪ That's right ♪ 864 00:39:05,668 --> 00:39:11,131 Just park in front of his car. 865 00:39:11,132 --> 00:39:19,724 - [Dougie] This it? - [Asher] Yeah. 866 00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:27,522 - Hey. - Hey. 867 00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:29,441 - Thank you for coming so quick. - Sorry about that. 868 00:39:29,442 --> 00:39:31,193 - Yeah, I got a new one. - Hey. 869 00:39:31,194 --> 00:39:33,111 Heard so much about you. 870 00:39:33,112 --> 00:39:35,030 - I feel like I know you. - This is a friend of mine. 871 00:39:35,031 --> 00:39:38,325 He's just gonna help, uh, me hold the ladder and stuff. 872 00:39:38,326 --> 00:39:41,161 - He's a professional. - There it is. 873 00:39:41,162 --> 00:39:43,288 All right, Dougie, I'm gonna get the ladder out back. 874 00:39:43,289 --> 00:39:46,041 Why don't you come with me to help me carry it in. 875 00:39:46,042 --> 00:39:47,710 Okay. 876 00:39:48,294 --> 00:39:50,170 [speaking foreign language] 877 00:39:50,171 --> 00:39:51,880 No. 878 00:39:51,881 --> 00:39:53,925 I'll do it tomorrow morning. 879 00:39:55,760 --> 00:40:00,932 ♪ ♪ ♪ 880 00:40:09,232 --> 00:40:10,357 She might be asleep. 881 00:40:10,358 --> 00:40:12,192 Let's just change the battery and leave. 882 00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:14,236 No. We're so close. She's not asleep. 883 00:40:14,237 --> 00:40:16,113 She was sitting there watching TV. 884 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:18,240 That's the other one. 885 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:19,574 What's your plan, anyways? 886 00:40:19,575 --> 00:40:21,827 You gonna go into her bedroom? Come on, Dougie. 887 00:40:21,828 --> 00:40:24,246 - Come on. - Okay. 888 00:40:24,247 --> 00:40:26,624 ♪ mellow music playing ♪ 889 00:40:40,888 --> 00:40:42,430 [both chuckle] 890 00:40:42,431 --> 00:40:45,183 You know there's an elevator in this house. 891 00:40:45,184 --> 00:40:46,936 Really? 892 00:40:48,146 --> 00:40:49,354 Do you work with Vivi? 893 00:40:49,355 --> 00:40:51,314 No, I'm a friend of Eric's. 894 00:40:51,315 --> 00:40:52,816 Oh, thank God. 895 00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:55,277 Oh, Eric, he's a great guy. 896 00:40:55,278 --> 00:40:57,362 How do you know Eric? 897 00:40:57,363 --> 00:40:59,114 I don't know Eric. I was kidding. 898 00:40:59,115 --> 00:41:00,323 [laughs] 899 00:41:00,324 --> 00:41:02,033 You know how I know you don't know Eric? 900 00:41:02,034 --> 00:41:03,994 He's fake. I just made him up. 901 00:41:03,995 --> 00:41:06,204 - Marjorie invited me. - No, you didn't. 902 00:41:06,205 --> 00:41:08,039 - Mm-hmm. - There's no Eric? 903 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,624 - Mm-hmm. - Ugh. 904 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:10,959 [laughs] 905 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:12,127 How do you know Marjorie? 906 00:41:12,128 --> 00:41:15,297 I buy her art sometimes, you know. 907 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:17,800 There's no Eric. 908 00:41:18,384 --> 00:41:19,676 I don't believe you. 909 00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:22,387 You can believe whatever the fuck you want. 910 00:41:22,388 --> 00:41:24,222 Doesn't affect me. 911 00:41:24,223 --> 00:41:25,640 You swore. 912 00:41:25,641 --> 00:41:29,060 I didn't think you were allowed to... 913 00:41:29,061 --> 00:41:30,270 I don't know. 914 00:41:30,271 --> 00:41:31,563 [both chuckle] 915 00:41:31,564 --> 00:41:34,483 There's lots of things we do that might surprise you. 916 00:41:35,651 --> 00:41:36,860 Grape. 917 00:41:36,861 --> 00:41:38,778 Excuse me? 918 00:41:38,779 --> 00:41:40,280 Grape. 919 00:41:40,281 --> 00:41:41,907 Oh. 920 00:41:41,908 --> 00:41:43,074 [chuckles] 921 00:41:43,075 --> 00:41:44,994 Thank you, yeah. 922 00:41:50,958 --> 00:41:55,545 So, what else might surprise me? 923 00:41:55,546 --> 00:41:58,882 Should we take a look at that elevator? 924 00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:01,010 Okay. 925 00:42:11,395 --> 00:42:12,854 Thank you. 926 00:42:12,855 --> 00:42:13,980 [Whitney laughs] 927 00:42:13,981 --> 00:42:15,858 Only room for two, I guess. 928 00:42:37,296 --> 00:42:39,172 [laughing] 929 00:42:39,173 --> 00:42:40,465 It's... 930 00:42:40,466 --> 00:42:42,926 It was just a bathroom. It wasn't an elevator. 931 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,637 [laughing] 932 00:42:45,263 --> 00:42:46,429 Should we go outside? 933 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:48,099 - [Wyatt] Mm-hmm. - Okay. 934 00:42:49,725 --> 00:42:51,559 [Dougie] You know, we should, um... 935 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:54,312 We should probably switch out all the batteries 936 00:42:54,313 --> 00:42:55,814 in all the smoke detectors, 937 00:42:55,815 --> 00:42:58,316 because when one goes, they usually all go, 938 00:42:58,317 --> 00:43:01,403 because they went in around the same time. 939 00:43:01,404 --> 00:43:03,029 Well... 940 00:43:03,030 --> 00:43:05,992 I only have one battery, so... 941 00:43:07,618 --> 00:43:11,247 Well, it's lucky I carry a few extra 9-volts in my pocket. 942 00:43:12,164 --> 00:43:13,540 Always. 943 00:43:13,541 --> 00:43:16,001 That's a good idea. 944 00:43:16,002 --> 00:43:17,335 - Yeah. - Yeah. 945 00:43:17,336 --> 00:43:18,628 We'll be quick. We can split up. 946 00:43:18,629 --> 00:43:20,088 You can do the ones out here 947 00:43:20,089 --> 00:43:21,715 and I'll do the one in that room. 948 00:43:21,716 --> 00:43:24,592 Well, we wouldn't want to wake Nala if she's sleeping. 949 00:43:24,593 --> 00:43:28,346 No, she's awake. She stays up very late, so... 950 00:43:28,347 --> 00:43:30,223 Oh, she doesn't need a lot of sleep? 951 00:43:30,224 --> 00:43:31,976 No. 952 00:43:33,144 --> 00:43:34,394 All right, here. 953 00:43:34,395 --> 00:43:36,772 Let me give you the batteries. 954 00:43:41,902 --> 00:43:43,987 And, um, here, you use the ladder 955 00:43:43,988 --> 00:43:45,865 and I'll grab a chair. 956 00:43:46,615 --> 00:43:49,576 I need you to get out so they can change the smoke... 957 00:43:49,577 --> 00:43:51,161 [Dougie] It's okay. 958 00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:52,746 It's totally fine. Don't worry about it. 959 00:43:52,747 --> 00:43:54,831 I don't want to interrupt her at all, you know? 960 00:43:54,832 --> 00:43:56,374 - I'll be quick. - Are you sure? 961 00:43:56,375 --> 00:43:58,002 Yeah, I'm positive. 962 00:43:58,919 --> 00:44:00,211 Oh, wow. 963 00:44:00,212 --> 00:44:01,671 This one's really 964 00:44:01,672 --> 00:44:03,923 a lot more messed up than I thought that it would be. 965 00:44:03,924 --> 00:44:06,302 I'm gonna need a couple more minutes with it. 966 00:44:07,636 --> 00:44:09,972 [Asher] I'm almost done in here. 967 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:12,641 Need a few more minutes, Ash! 968 00:44:15,811 --> 00:44:18,022 - [chatter over TV] - [smoke detector chirps] 969 00:44:19,190 --> 00:44:20,774 I can't really hear the beeps. 970 00:44:20,775 --> 00:44:22,317 Can you turn down the TV a little? 971 00:44:22,318 --> 00:44:24,152 I want to make sure I fix it, so... 972 00:44:24,153 --> 00:44:26,030 - Okay. - Thank you. 973 00:44:30,201 --> 00:44:33,203 Why do you do that? You can clearly see I'm watching it. 974 00:44:33,204 --> 00:44:35,080 Because it's time for you to do your homework. 975 00:44:35,081 --> 00:44:36,206 You said I could do it tomorrow. 976 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:37,875 I'm doing it tomorrow morning. 977 00:44:39,460 --> 00:44:43,254 Yeah, you know, 99% of the time it's like a false alarm. 978 00:44:43,255 --> 00:44:45,465 But that 1% that it's right... 979 00:44:45,466 --> 00:44:48,177 It's like "The Boy Who Cried Wolf." 980 00:44:49,136 --> 00:44:50,846 You know that story? 981 00:44:51,555 --> 00:44:52,722 Yeah. 982 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:57,102 Well, it's about a boy who curses a wolf, right? 983 00:44:57,103 --> 00:44:58,771 No, it's not. 984 00:45:00,648 --> 00:45:03,109 The version I heard as a kid was, but... 985 00:45:06,404 --> 00:45:07,862 How has this been working out for you? 986 00:45:07,863 --> 00:45:09,614 - Oh, it's been working great. - Good? 987 00:45:09,615 --> 00:45:11,242 - Yeah. - Yeah. 988 00:45:12,952 --> 00:45:14,702 So, um, my friend, 989 00:45:14,703 --> 00:45:18,498 he tells me you're pretty powerful. 990 00:45:18,499 --> 00:45:20,209 I have a fun idea. 991 00:45:20,709 --> 00:45:22,711 You want to curse me? 992 00:45:25,673 --> 00:45:26,840 Come on, it'll be fun. 993 00:45:26,841 --> 00:45:29,676 ♪ ominous music plays ♪ 994 00:45:29,677 --> 00:45:32,763 Just say the words and I'll give you 20 bucks. 995 00:45:40,646 --> 00:45:42,689 Just quick. You just need to say the words. 996 00:45:42,690 --> 00:45:44,400 There's three of them. 997 00:45:49,989 --> 00:45:51,323 I need this. 998 00:45:57,788 --> 00:46:00,290 [indistinct chatter] 999 00:46:00,291 --> 00:46:02,918 I need this, okay? 1000 00:46:08,007 --> 00:46:09,257 Please. 1001 00:46:09,258 --> 00:46:11,468 [sobbing] I can't keep doing this. 1002 00:46:11,469 --> 00:46:14,679 I can't. Please just say it. 1003 00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,099 [shouts in foreign language] 1004 00:46:17,725 --> 00:46:19,184 [Dougie] Hey! It dropped. 1005 00:46:19,185 --> 00:46:20,602 It dropped. It fell, it fell. 1006 00:46:20,603 --> 00:46:22,312 She got scared. 1007 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:23,897 Um, I got the battery, 1008 00:46:23,898 --> 00:46:25,482 but I couldn't get it up in the wall. 1009 00:46:25,483 --> 00:46:26,774 Asher, you want to do that? 1010 00:46:26,775 --> 00:46:28,485 Yeah, she must have gotten scared. 1011 00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:30,487 She was telling me about the boy who cried wolf. 1012 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,156 [Abshir] Okay. 1013 00:46:40,414 --> 00:46:42,457 [Asher] We're leaving. 1014 00:46:42,458 --> 00:46:43,958 Okay? 1015 00:46:43,959 --> 00:46:45,461 We're leaving. 1016 00:46:53,594 --> 00:46:55,346 [door closes] 1017 00:47:01,936 --> 00:47:05,022 Uh, is everything okay? Why'd you call me? 1018 00:47:07,191 --> 00:47:09,401 He started to cry. 1019 00:47:09,735 --> 00:47:12,071 I thought he needed help. 1020 00:47:13,531 --> 00:47:15,032 That's it? 1021 00:47:17,409 --> 00:47:18,911 You sure? 1022 00:47:20,496 --> 00:47:22,498 Don't scare me like that again. 1023 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:25,501 Go to sleep now. 1024 00:47:35,678 --> 00:47:36,637 It's still there. 1025 00:47:36,638 --> 00:47:40,182 She didn't do it, all right? 1026 00:47:40,933 --> 00:47:43,268 I can't believe you made me do that. 1027 00:47:43,269 --> 00:47:44,561 Fuck off, all right? 1028 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,521 You really think I could make you do something 1029 00:47:46,522 --> 00:47:47,730 you don't want to do? 1030 00:47:47,731 --> 00:47:49,107 I told you multiple times, 1031 00:47:49,108 --> 00:47:50,608 I just wanted to leave. 1032 00:47:50,609 --> 00:47:52,735 And yet you pretended that my Kleenex was a battery. 1033 00:47:52,736 --> 00:47:54,612 "I'm almost done in here." 1034 00:47:54,613 --> 00:47:57,448 All right? I know you. That was you in there. 1035 00:47:57,449 --> 00:48:00,201 This? Does this get exhausting? 1036 00:48:00,202 --> 00:48:02,203 Cosplaying as a good man? 1037 00:48:02,204 --> 00:48:04,497 [scoffs] Like you're one to talk. 1038 00:48:04,498 --> 00:48:06,249 What's that supposed to mean? 1039 00:48:06,250 --> 00:48:08,419 I don't know. Ask your wife. 1040 00:48:13,632 --> 00:48:16,927 I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to say that. 1041 00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,225 Okay. 1042 00:48:32,693 --> 00:48:35,446 [engine revs] 1043 00:49:33,879 --> 00:49:36,048 That was a fun night. Thanks. 1044 00:49:38,258 --> 00:49:39,843 It was fun. 1045 00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:45,557 Let's just forget about everything else, okay? 1046 00:49:46,558 --> 00:49:47,976 Mm-hmm. 1047 00:49:49,103 --> 00:49:52,189 We need more friends than enemies in this world, right? 1048 00:49:58,404 --> 00:50:00,154 You can have the chicken. 1049 00:50:00,155 --> 00:50:01,739 Thanks. 1050 00:50:01,740 --> 00:50:03,992 - What did you say? - I said thank you. 1051 00:50:05,994 --> 00:50:07,663 [seat belt unfastens] 1052 00:50:09,123 --> 00:50:11,250 - What was that? - That was a fly. 1053 00:50:12,626 --> 00:50:15,045 [Asher shifting] 1054 00:50:16,213 --> 00:50:17,548 [car door slams] 1055 00:50:27,474 --> 00:50:29,351 I curse you. 1056 00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:58,087 It is so exciting to see how far you've come as an artist. 1057 00:50:58,088 --> 00:51:01,007 I mean, I remember back in the early days 1058 00:51:01,008 --> 00:51:04,761 when we both started making work at the same time, 1059 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:09,849 and now to see, you know, that we're both being recognized 1060 00:51:09,850 --> 00:51:13,728 for our sculptures so far beyond New Mexico. 1061 00:51:13,729 --> 00:51:15,481 [laughs] It's just... 1062 00:51:16,398 --> 00:51:18,524 You're getting sound on this, right? 1063 00:51:18,525 --> 00:51:20,109 - [Clyde] Yeah. - You get... Okay. 1064 00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:22,153 Don't you think it's like a little weird 1065 00:51:22,154 --> 00:51:23,946 that you're not saying anything? 1066 00:51:23,947 --> 00:51:26,073 You know, or that I'm just the only one talking? 1067 00:51:26,074 --> 00:51:27,825 Can you say something back to me? 1068 00:51:27,826 --> 00:51:30,495 Sure. Like what? 1069 00:51:30,496 --> 00:51:32,413 Um, I don't know. 1070 00:51:32,414 --> 00:51:34,665 Just, you know, we're two artists talking. 1071 00:51:34,666 --> 00:51:38,461 Like, maybe compliment my work or something. 1072 00:51:38,462 --> 00:51:39,879 [chuckles] 1073 00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:44,134 You make really cool homes. 1074 00:51:45,344 --> 00:51:49,347 Can you say why they're artistic? 1075 00:51:49,348 --> 00:51:53,101 Just from your point of view as an artist. 1076 00:51:56,396 --> 00:51:57,855 Yeah. Um... 1077 00:51:57,856 --> 00:52:00,566 The reflections say a lot. 1078 00:52:00,567 --> 00:52:03,820 And they're really beautiful. 1079 00:52:03,821 --> 00:52:05,489 Thank you. 1080 00:52:06,406 --> 00:52:08,282 And then maybe could you just say 1081 00:52:08,283 --> 00:52:12,078 why you love having your work in my home? 1082 00:52:12,079 --> 00:52:15,081 You know, just like how it's a collaboration, 1083 00:52:15,082 --> 00:52:16,833 and, you know, it's a function... 1084 00:52:16,834 --> 00:52:18,459 You know, it's, um... 1085 00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:22,339 How the two pieces kind of function together? 1086 00:52:26,051 --> 00:52:28,594 I'm not really sure what you want me to say. 1087 00:52:28,595 --> 00:52:30,681 Maybe you can just say, um... 1088 00:52:31,807 --> 00:52:33,808 My homes are so unique 1089 00:52:33,809 --> 00:52:36,602 and, um, so important 1090 00:52:36,603 --> 00:52:38,062 as a piece of art. 1091 00:52:38,063 --> 00:52:40,022 And you're proud 1092 00:52:40,023 --> 00:52:42,859 to have your work displayed inside. 1093 00:52:42,860 --> 00:52:45,070 Something like that. 1094 00:52:49,700 --> 00:52:52,743 Your homes are so unique 1095 00:52:52,744 --> 00:52:55,997 and so important as a piece of art, 1096 00:52:55,998 --> 00:52:57,665 and I couldn't be more proud 1097 00:52:57,666 --> 00:53:00,668 to have my work displayed inside. 1098 00:53:00,669 --> 00:53:02,753 [laughs] 1099 00:53:02,754 --> 00:53:04,422 That is so sweet. 1100 00:53:04,423 --> 00:53:05,923 That means so much to me. 1101 00:53:05,924 --> 00:53:09,093 I mean, but honestly, I see it as a collaboration 1102 00:53:09,094 --> 00:53:10,845 between the two of us, you know? 1103 00:53:10,846 --> 00:53:12,930 Because I think we're just... 1104 00:53:12,931 --> 00:53:17,393 We're saying such similar things, you know? 1105 00:53:17,394 --> 00:53:18,811 Okay, okay. 1106 00:53:18,812 --> 00:53:21,147 I know I've said this to you a million times, 1107 00:53:21,148 --> 00:53:26,569 but I am still so obsessed with your tee-pee performance 1108 00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:28,154 from your last show. 1109 00:53:28,155 --> 00:53:30,407 It was just... It was so... 1110 00:53:31,199 --> 00:53:34,368 It was just saying so much. 1111 00:53:34,369 --> 00:53:35,746 And, um... 1112 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:38,706 I mean, you can tell me. 1113 00:53:38,707 --> 00:53:40,166 You've got to tell me. 1114 00:53:40,167 --> 00:53:42,376 Were we supposed to eat the turkey? 1115 00:53:42,377 --> 00:53:43,754 [laughs] 1116 00:53:50,802 --> 00:53:53,012 So the slicing of the meat 1117 00:53:53,013 --> 00:53:58,059 is me giving pieces of myself to people, 1118 00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,896 whether I want to or not. 1119 00:54:02,064 --> 00:54:03,397 And as a Native person, 1120 00:54:03,398 --> 00:54:06,525 that's basically what you're doing every day. 1121 00:54:06,526 --> 00:54:11,697 Just fucking slicing off pieces of yourself. 1122 00:54:11,698 --> 00:54:14,242 And it's exhausting. 1123 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:18,162 And whether people choose to... 1124 00:54:18,163 --> 00:54:21,249 eat it is totally up to them. 1125 00:54:24,586 --> 00:54:25,921 And you eat it. 1126 00:54:33,178 --> 00:54:35,305 That is so beautiful. 1127 00:54:39,851 --> 00:54:42,395 Clyde, I think we are all good for now. 1128 00:54:42,396 --> 00:54:44,021 - [Clyde] Oh, okay. - Yeah. 1129 00:54:44,022 --> 00:54:46,148 The audio was really good on that one. 1130 00:54:46,149 --> 00:54:47,942 Good. Good. 1131 00:54:47,943 --> 00:54:50,278 [Clyde] Uh, sorry. Let's see. 1132 00:54:51,029 --> 00:54:52,321 Uh... 1133 00:54:52,322 --> 00:54:54,240 Yeah, I got 15 minutes left. 1134 00:54:54,241 --> 00:54:56,492 You want me to pick up some inserts? 1135 00:54:56,493 --> 00:54:57,660 Oh, no. No inserts. 1136 00:54:57,661 --> 00:54:59,745 No. I think we're all good. 1137 00:54:59,746 --> 00:55:00,830 Yeah. 1138 00:55:00,831 --> 00:55:03,291 Um, I'll see you in a bit. 1139 00:55:04,418 --> 00:55:06,585 ♪ She's rolling up a lot of bread ♪ 1140 00:55:06,586 --> 00:55:09,130 ♪ To toss away ♪ 1141 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:12,216 ♪ She's in Santa Fe ♪ 1142 00:55:12,217 --> 00:55:17,013 ♪ Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Santa Fe ♪ 1143 00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:20,099 ♪ Now she's opened up an empty home ♪ 1144 00:55:20,100 --> 00:55:22,435 ♪ She's proud but she needs to roam ♪ 1145 00:55:22,436 --> 00:55:24,770 ♪ She'll open up a happy home ♪ 1146 00:55:24,771 --> 00:55:29,651 ♪ She'll open up a happy home in Santa Fe ♪ 1147 00:55:30,986 --> 00:55:32,570 ♪ Santa Fe ♪ 1148 00:55:32,571 --> 00:55:37,616 ♪ Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Santa Fe ♪ 1149 00:55:37,617 --> 00:55:40,411 ♪ Since I'm never gonna cease to roam ♪ 1150 00:55:40,412 --> 00:55:42,747 ♪ I'm never, never far from home ♪ 1151 00:55:42,748 --> 00:55:47,377 ♪ I'm never, ever, ever long to sail away ♪ 1152 00:55:48,378 --> 00:55:50,463 ♪ So don't feel bad ♪ 1153 00:55:50,464 --> 00:55:55,426 ♪ No, no, no, no, no, don't feel bad ♪ 1154 00:55:55,427 --> 00:55:58,220 ♪ It's the worst that I've ever had ♪ 1155 00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:00,598 ♪ There's a bad band that hates playing ♪ 1156 00:56:00,599 --> 00:56:03,100 ♪ It's over, but they have the band ♪ 1157 00:56:03,101 --> 00:56:07,564 ♪ She never did appear so bad when I'm away ♪ 1158 00:56:08,982 --> 00:56:10,608 ♪ Santa Fe ♪ 1159 00:56:10,609 --> 00:56:15,363 ♪ Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Santa Fe ♪ 1160 00:56:16,364 --> 00:56:18,742 ♪ My whole heart's in the lane ♪ 1161 00:56:20,118 --> 00:56:21,578 [crunching] 1162 00:56:25,457 --> 00:56:28,501 ♪ Oh, Santa Fe ♪ 1163 00:56:28,502 --> 00:56:33,089 ♪ Dear, dear, dear, dear, dear Santa Fe ♪ 1164 00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:36,133 ♪ Now a woman never sitting at home ♪ 1165 00:56:36,134 --> 00:56:38,385 ♪ Backing the police unknown ♪ 1166 00:56:38,386 --> 00:56:41,013 ♪ You grovel like a decent stone ♪ 1167 00:56:41,014 --> 00:56:43,224 ♪ She leaves under the road ♪ 1168 00:56:43,225 --> 00:56:45,684 ♪ But she leaves on the pot of gold ♪ 1169 00:56:45,685 --> 00:56:50,147 ♪ In the theater sitting on her own every day ♪ 1170 00:56:50,148 --> 00:56:55,612 ♪ ♪ ♪