1 00:00:34,258 --> 00:00:36,510 {\an8}- Where does that guy live anyway? - In Brooklyn 2 00:00:36,710 --> 00:00:39,505 {\an8}- Man, he must be very rich - Absolutely 3 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:41,082 He's a very important lawyer 4 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,039 He has so much money that he doesn't know what to do with it 5 00:00:43,152 --> 00:00:44,529 Well, how long will this take? 6 00:00:44,654 --> 00:00:47,698 {\an8}White supremacists will join Jerry Springer. And they are always the best 7 00:00:47,823 --> 00:00:50,284 I think they intentionally find the lightest chairs 8 00:00:50,409 --> 00:00:52,870 {\an8}This will take as long as it takes Oh my God 9 00:00:52,995 --> 00:00:55,039 {\an8}How many times have I asked you to come help me with a job? 10 00:00:55,206 --> 00:00:57,041 {\an8}- 5 thousand - That's true, I never did 11 00:00:57,583 --> 00:00:58,960 {\an8}He is a very important customer 12 00:00:59,085 --> 00:01:00,836 {\an8}So when we get there, messing around is prohibited 13 00:01:01,636 --> 00:01:04,430 Johnny, when we get there Let's mess around a lot 14 00:01:12,181 --> 00:01:13,558 {\an8}Oh my God, you weren't kidding, Dad 15 00:01:13,891 --> 00:01:15,685 {\an8}The length of this man's driveway It is as long as our street 16 00:01:15,851 --> 00:01:19,063 {\an8}Yes, well, big house Big meadow, big problems 17 00:01:19,230 --> 00:01:22,692 {\an8}- Any problems? - Well, since the house is so far from the street 18 00:01:22,817 --> 00:01:25,111 {\an8}They're probably not connected City sewer line 19 00:01:25,236 --> 00:01:27,488 I bet you twenty dollars That they had to put a sanitary tank there 20 00:01:27,613 --> 00:01:28,990 {\an8}No, thank you 21 00:01:29,198 --> 00:01:31,742 {\an8}- You feel jealous - No, I don't 22 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:34,620 Yes, you are jealous of their money And now you're jealous of their turds 23 00:01:34,745 --> 00:01:38,040 {\an8}- I'm not jealous of their poop - He can have his own tank 24 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:40,251 {\an8}- And it drives you crazy - He's an elite turd 25 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:42,295 {\an8}Do you want me to turn this car around now? 26 00:01:42,545 --> 00:01:44,463 {\an8}Do you want me to take you home immediately? 27 00:01:45,590 --> 00:01:47,187 {\an8}- Well... yeah, yeah - Actually, yes, yes 28 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:48,351 - Great, that sounds good - This would be amazing 29 00:01:48,386 --> 00:01:49,763 Well, I won't 30 00:01:51,097 --> 00:01:53,820 - Their excrement is better than your body - Shut up 31 00:02:12,297 --> 00:02:15,967 Hello, I'm Matty Bennett. And you came to install a wireless dog fence 32 00:02:16,134 --> 00:02:17,719 Yes, of course 33 00:02:17,844 --> 00:02:21,222 I'm Mrs. Robichek. My husband said you'd stop by But I'm afraid he has already left 34 00:02:21,431 --> 00:02:23,141 But you can get right to work 35 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:26,102 Well, I can put up the fence today And put the collar on next week 36 00:02:26,311 --> 00:02:28,438 That's perfect, we'll get the dog on Thursday 37 00:02:28,772 --> 00:02:31,149 By the way, you must hear this a lot But... 38 00:02:32,025 --> 00:02:35,946 Are you connected to the city sewer line? Or do you have a septic tank? 39 00:02:36,613 --> 00:02:37,989 I don't know 40 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:42,702 Well, whether we are rich or poor We all spend two hours a day on the toilet 41 00:02:43,078 --> 00:02:45,038 Yes, poop is a great counterbalancer 42 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,831 Benjamin Franklin said this 43 00:02:47,457 --> 00:02:50,627 In fact, until 1940 This is what was written on the shark's background 44 00:02:52,212 --> 00:02:53,630 Well, you can get to work 45 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:58,551 Hello Can I get you iced tea? 46 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:04,516 Johnny, move! We have work to do 47 00:03:14,776 --> 00:03:18,738 Oh my God, I've never seen a woman so beautiful in my life 48 00:03:19,114 --> 00:03:21,992 - Well, don't look now, but she's staring at you - What? Seriously? 49 00:03:22,158 --> 00:03:23,535 I said don't look 50 00:03:23,702 --> 00:03:26,830 -You know what? Take off your shirt - What? No, why? 51 00:03:27,038 --> 00:03:30,792 Do you know why she's looking at you? Because most likely That her husband is a hairy old man 52 00:03:31,001 --> 00:03:33,336 Most likely his back It looks like a barbershop floor 53 00:03:33,545 --> 00:03:36,673 But you are smooth and hairless Like a baby dolphin 54 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,468 - Hair started to appear on my chest - This is nonsense, you are hairless 55 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:42,721 - Come on, make her an offer - No, leave me alone 56 00:03:43,805 --> 00:03:45,181 Found a sewer line 57 00:03:45,306 --> 00:03:46,683 They probably have a tank there 58 00:03:46,808 --> 00:03:49,310 With a 30 cm tube It branches out to all the toilets 59 00:03:49,811 --> 00:03:51,855 Do they think they are better than mixing with our excrement? 60 00:03:52,230 --> 00:03:53,648 Okay, I'll show them 61 00:03:54,983 --> 00:03:57,777 -What does he mean he will show them? - Whatever it means 62 00:03:57,986 --> 00:04:00,363 We probably should To prepare for martyrdom 63 00:04:10,832 --> 00:04:13,418 - (Johnny) - No, I... 64 00:04:13,585 --> 00:04:14,961 - (Johnny)? - What? 65 00:04:16,755 --> 00:04:19,799 -I was dreaming of Mrs. Robichek. - Really? 66 00:04:20,050 --> 00:04:24,763 Yes, we were in a colonial village She was making butter 67 00:04:25,138 --> 00:04:28,391 It was very exciting I was standing and masturbating in front of him 68 00:04:29,017 --> 00:04:31,186 - In front of him? - Yes, why? 69 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:35,607 It's a strange preposition Makes it look like you're throwing cum on her 70 00:04:35,857 --> 00:04:38,902 - I'm guessing about it? - I don't know, both seem wrong 71 00:04:39,152 --> 00:04:43,239 Also, last week, didn't you have a dream? Where Cindy Crawford was naked 72 00:04:43,448 --> 00:04:47,243 She said, "I really want you." So I ran home and masturbated? 73 00:04:47,494 --> 00:04:48,870 Yes, that was very exciting 74 00:04:48,995 --> 00:04:51,831 But in your dream, you came home and masturbated 75 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,668 You're supposed to have sex in your dreams But you came home 76 00:04:55,794 --> 00:04:58,505 Yes, I didn't have a condom What was I supposed to do? 77 00:04:58,630 --> 00:05:00,006 - What? -I don't want to get her pregnant 78 00:05:00,215 --> 00:05:02,801 - And to ruin her modeling career -It's your dream 79 00:05:03,009 --> 00:05:04,385 She should do whatever you want 80 00:05:04,636 --> 00:05:07,472 -She was great when I helped her move - In your damned dream? 81 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:09,891 I should go back to sleep And take her to the airport 82 00:05:10,433 --> 00:05:14,312 -I think you are being exploited - I'll tell you who's being exploited 83 00:05:14,687 --> 00:05:18,691 Cindy Crawford in my imagination While I masturbate in my dream 84 00:05:19,192 --> 00:05:22,195 Oh my God, you are so stupid 85 00:05:23,822 --> 00:05:26,241 -What do you think about this? - No 86 00:05:26,449 --> 00:05:27,826 - No - Did you succeed? 87 00:05:27,951 --> 00:05:29,327 -I can't... - Okay 88 00:05:33,123 --> 00:05:34,499 Forget it 89 00:05:35,667 --> 00:05:38,002 - It's okay, Matty. - No, this is unacceptable, Susan. 90 00:05:38,211 --> 00:05:40,672 - This is very humiliating - Maybe you're just tired 91 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,215 - What? - Or tense 92 00:05:42,340 --> 00:05:43,716 Of course I'm nervous 93 00:05:43,842 --> 00:05:46,469 I work very hard every day We are barely managing 94 00:05:46,594 --> 00:05:47,971 Who on earth wouldn't be nervous? 95 00:05:49,389 --> 00:05:53,226 - Have you tried thinking of Karl Yastrzemski? - This is the first thing I did 96 00:05:54,144 --> 00:05:55,770 What about Reagan? 97 00:05:56,437 --> 00:05:59,023 When he asked Gorbachev To aim at the wall 98 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,025 - Nothing - Okay... 99 00:06:01,651 --> 00:06:08,241 Mr. Gorbachev, tear down that wall - Susan, I don't want to think about things falling 100 00:06:09,617 --> 00:06:11,619 Maybe you should call your doctor 101 00:06:12,036 --> 00:06:16,958 You know, we might be in trouble financially But there is something good for us 102 00:06:17,625 --> 00:06:20,128 We are still on the municipal sewer line 103 00:06:20,962 --> 00:06:23,631 Whatever comes out of us, one splash He will no longer be our problem 104 00:06:25,466 --> 00:06:27,051 You should contact your doctor 105 00:06:34,225 --> 00:06:35,602 Hello? 106 00:06:35,727 --> 00:06:38,229 mr bennett I'm Mrs. Robichek from yesterday? 107 00:06:38,521 --> 00:06:42,525 - Hello, is everything good? - It's all good 108 00:06:42,650 --> 00:06:44,068 But I feel so stupid 109 00:06:44,527 --> 00:06:48,448 You wrote your check from the wrong account Can I give you another one? 110 00:06:48,698 --> 00:06:51,117 Yeah, no problem, I'll send Johnny. 111 00:06:51,451 --> 00:06:56,623 - Would you mind sending Little Bear instead? - Whatever you want 112 00:06:58,458 --> 00:06:59,834 (ted) 113 00:07:00,126 --> 00:07:03,004 - Well, I don't understand, why did I ask you? - I don't know 114 00:07:03,213 --> 00:07:04,672 Maybe you want the scoop on you 115 00:07:05,006 --> 00:07:07,592 Maybe she wants to fuck you And you think I'm your pimp 116 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,053 - Why would you think that? - I always wear fur 117 00:07:10,178 --> 00:07:11,971 -And you look like a bitch - What? 118 00:07:12,096 --> 00:07:15,225 Or maybe she wants you and wants to make sure you don't gossip 119 00:07:15,433 --> 00:07:18,019 Well, tell her I can keep a secret Then do this 120 00:07:19,979 --> 00:07:23,191 - Yes, I... I don't have fingers - Yes, that's right 121 00:07:23,441 --> 00:07:27,278 - What if I just do this? - Yes, that's good 122 00:07:28,279 --> 00:07:31,241 Man, I can't believe I'm coming soon I will look at a woman 123 00:07:31,366 --> 00:07:34,369 And I will run home to masturbate In real life 124 00:07:55,223 --> 00:07:56,599 Hello? 125 00:07:57,684 --> 00:07:59,060 Hello, Theodore. 126 00:07:59,852 --> 00:08:04,607 - Just called Ted -I'm sure everyone calls you Ted. 127 00:08:05,316 --> 00:08:09,195 I want to have a unique name for you Only I can use it 128 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:14,784 I like the name Theodore. 129 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:16,828 Yes, I... 130 00:08:16,953 --> 00:08:18,663 Matty said I'm supposed to get a check 131 00:08:18,955 --> 00:08:20,331 Yes, that's true 132 00:08:22,458 --> 00:08:24,836 It's a very strange place to put a checkbook 133 00:08:35,570 --> 00:08:36,947 Thank you 134 00:08:38,782 --> 00:08:43,537 - Wow, it's a good drink, yeah? - We have everything good for sure 135 00:08:43,829 --> 00:08:48,125 Extravagant drink, extravagant food Extravagant furniture 136 00:08:48,500 --> 00:08:50,085 We also have outdoor cushions 137 00:08:51,128 --> 00:08:54,214 -We also don't bring her inside at night - Wow 138 00:08:55,882 --> 00:08:59,678 But no one is here to enjoy it with me 139 00:09:00,512 --> 00:09:04,391 I feel very lonely And I'm walking around this huge place 140 00:09:04,516 --> 00:09:07,602 Yes, I was saying this to my coworker yesterday 141 00:09:07,811 --> 00:09:11,940 Yes, there was another boy What was his name again? 142 00:09:12,357 --> 00:09:16,236 I actually forgot his name He's one of the guys from the crew 143 00:09:16,361 --> 00:09:18,572 You know, he's married and has a big family He has AIDS 144 00:09:19,030 --> 00:09:22,325 Even when my husband is here Not really here 145 00:09:23,160 --> 00:09:26,746 It always works He wanders around in his thoughts somewhere 146 00:09:27,706 --> 00:09:29,082 You know what I mean? 147 00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:32,252 - What? - Nothing 148 00:09:32,377 --> 00:09:34,254 This was so I wouldn't have to To lie to a friend 149 00:09:35,088 --> 00:09:36,464 You look nervous 150 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:38,341 Come on, let me help 151 00:09:41,761 --> 00:09:44,181 - Damn -Just relax 152 00:09:44,639 --> 00:09:49,561 - Your husband is not at home, yes? - There's no one here but us chickens 153 00:09:52,397 --> 00:09:54,900 Well, I hope you like licking dick 154 00:09:55,567 --> 00:09:56,943 What? 155 00:09:57,068 --> 00:09:59,821 Sorry, this is my first foray into the chicken topic I was just trying things out 156 00:10:00,989 --> 00:10:02,365 Come closer 157 00:10:15,712 --> 00:10:17,589 I can't believe you missed your flight 158 00:10:18,924 --> 00:10:22,010 - Mrs. Robichek is a goddess - How did it go? 159 00:10:22,177 --> 00:10:25,180 - It went well, mate, well -Did you speak well of me? 160 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:28,934 Johnny, I tried, I really tried But she didn't care 161 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:31,603 I don't know what... There's a rumor in town That you have AIDS 162 00:10:31,895 --> 00:10:34,898 Maybe that was a contributing factor, I don't know But she wasn't really interested 163 00:10:35,607 --> 00:10:38,693 On the other hand, guess who has two thumbs No fingers 164 00:10:38,860 --> 00:10:43,031 And he just kissed with Mrs. Robichek? - What? You're kidding 165 00:10:43,156 --> 00:10:44,866 Not knowing what happened, I walked through the door 166 00:10:45,075 --> 00:10:47,202 Soon she had half of my face in her mouth 167 00:10:47,577 --> 00:10:50,205 -Listen, don't be mad at me, okay? - Get angry? 168 00:10:50,580 --> 00:10:52,666 - Teddy, this is legendary - I know, right? 169 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:55,460 -I will meet her again tomorrow -You must tell me what will happen 170 00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:56,962 I will 171 00:10:57,170 --> 00:10:59,881 In the meantime, I hope your father doesn't try To smell that check 172 00:11:04,344 --> 00:11:07,305 So, what's up today, Matty? Do you defecate often or not? 173 00:11:07,430 --> 00:11:10,141 No, nothing like that It's embarrassing 174 00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:11,851 What's the problem? 175 00:11:14,437 --> 00:11:16,022 "Corn doesn't grow" 176 00:11:20,277 --> 00:11:21,820 You know...you know what I'm saying? 177 00:11:26,241 --> 00:11:28,952 I am unable to raise the flag above the testicles 178 00:11:31,079 --> 00:11:32,956 Oh God, my penis isn't working 179 00:11:33,123 --> 00:11:36,418 -Is this a urinary problem? - I wish it were so 180 00:11:36,751 --> 00:11:38,211 I can urinate profusely 181 00:11:38,336 --> 00:11:40,588 But I can't get an erection Even if my life depended on it 182 00:11:40,964 --> 00:11:43,258 Well, we'll never know for sure 183 00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:45,260 Now, we can process Physical causes of disability 184 00:11:45,427 --> 00:11:48,096 But it usually involves a psychological element as well 185 00:11:48,221 --> 00:11:50,432 -Are you under high stress? - Yes 186 00:11:50,557 --> 00:11:52,767 Inability to get an erection It's stressful enough 187 00:11:52,976 --> 00:11:54,352 Yes, that's right 188 00:11:54,477 --> 00:11:56,438 And that stress will stop you From erection again 189 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:58,898 It's a contradiction we call Schrödinger's Bonner. 190 00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:03,528 - Did you even study in medical school? - Don't worry too much about me, you idiot 191 00:12:09,034 --> 00:12:10,410 (Betty Friedan) 192 00:12:10,577 --> 00:12:13,163 - Blair, I need a favor - Knock, please 193 00:12:13,330 --> 00:12:16,082 Listen, I won't bore you with details But I want to borrow your car 194 00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:20,003 Well, some details wouldn't hurt Why do you need my car? 195 00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:23,673 Well, two days ago, Teddy and I helped my dad On a big job in Brooklyn. 196 00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:27,344 -And there was a very sexy woman, Blair. -And I had to go back there yesterday 197 00:12:27,469 --> 00:12:30,555 Just to get the check, let's just say I got more than my check 198 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:32,057 - True? - Yes 199 00:12:32,182 --> 00:12:35,935 -And now he was invited to have sex again - Wow, okay 200 00:12:36,061 --> 00:12:40,106 - What's her name? Her name is Mrs. Robichek. 201 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:44,361 - Hey, what? She is married? - Yes, but I assume she is not happy in her marriage 202 00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:48,448 - Otherwise, she wouldn't have stuck her tongue down my throat - Ted, you can't be in a relationship 203 00:12:48,615 --> 00:12:52,035 Messing with someone's life Get involved in someone's marriage 204 00:12:52,285 --> 00:12:57,248 - I won't get involved in anything if you don't lend me your car - What about Mr. Robichek? Have you thought about it? 205 00:12:57,457 --> 00:13:01,044 - Oh my God, you're right, I need a monitor - No, he is a human being 206 00:13:01,252 --> 00:13:04,214 - His life may be ruined - Well, if only he found out 207 00:13:04,631 --> 00:13:07,258 Johnny, can you sit in Blair's car? And act as my observer 208 00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:09,969 While I'm having dirty bear sex With Mrs. Robichek? 209 00:13:10,095 --> 00:13:13,098 - Teddy, it would be an honor - Teddy, you asked me for a favor 210 00:13:13,223 --> 00:13:15,392 So I'll do you a favor 211 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:19,437 - No, you can't borrow my car - Blair, if you want to borrow my car 212 00:13:19,604 --> 00:13:23,358 To go to a man's house To fuck you, I'll do it 213 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:26,277 -Fuck me? - I don't know, my mind is disturbed 214 00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:29,697 - Because I should be there fucking - Please leave my room 215 00:13:34,577 --> 00:13:36,371 Matty, how did things go at the doctor? 216 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:38,248 The doctor says there is nothing physically wrong with me 217 00:13:38,373 --> 00:13:40,583 He says I should see a psychiatrist 218 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:44,421 - This might not be a bad idea - Yes, me too 219 00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:46,756 You know, why can't I? By chance, Susan? 220 00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:49,092 You know, one thing after another happens 221 00:13:49,300 --> 00:13:52,053 You know that guy, Robichek? It has its own septic tank 222 00:13:52,303 --> 00:13:54,848 -Oh my God - Yes, yes, of course, of course 223 00:13:54,973 --> 00:13:57,016 We all pretend it's better To be part of the city's sewerage system 224 00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:59,269 But in reality, he lives in luxury 225 00:13:59,644 --> 00:14:02,605 Did you know he's my age? Yes, we are the same age 226 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,190 Look at his life and look at my life 227 00:14:04,566 --> 00:14:06,526 Maybe I don't want my poop going into town 228 00:14:06,734 --> 00:14:09,362 Maybe I want him to stay here Under this damned house 229 00:14:09,529 --> 00:14:14,367 - Matty, you have a wonderful life - Half of my salary and all my leftovers go to the government 230 00:14:14,492 --> 00:14:17,245 -We have a very beautiful house - I try to leave this inside me 231 00:14:17,412 --> 00:14:19,497 But I'm weak, Susan. -I wouldn't want to live anywhere else 232 00:14:19,622 --> 00:14:21,541 Forget it, I'll go watch the match 233 00:14:24,502 --> 00:14:25,879 Make a pie 234 00:14:31,384 --> 00:14:34,179 - He's in the third row, deep ball - Hello, Dad 235 00:14:34,512 --> 00:14:36,431 - What? -Can we borrow the car? 236 00:14:36,681 --> 00:14:39,476 I am in a relationship with a married woman And I want to go to her house 237 00:14:39,893 --> 00:14:42,061 - And I have sex with her while her husband is away from home - Okay 238 00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,732 - Development in protecting the back-back - Thank you 239 00:14:50,487 --> 00:14:52,489 Fuck clean energetically 240 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:04,501 Well, if you see anyone Press the horn firmly 241 00:15:04,626 --> 00:15:06,002 I understand 242 00:15:06,127 --> 00:15:07,879 You're a true friend, Johnny. Do you know this? 243 00:15:08,213 --> 00:15:12,675 I want a detailed description of every part of the lady's body Naked Rubichek and we'll be enemies 244 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:15,428 - What if there is a strange mole? -I want to know about her 245 00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:16,971 -You should tell her - Okay 246 00:15:17,138 --> 00:15:20,808 - Ask her if she has changed recently -I will pay attention to anything with strange edges 247 00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:23,144 Before you leave, be sure to tell her She should start wearing sunscreen 248 00:15:23,394 --> 00:15:25,813 - Even on cloudy days - Especially on cloudy days 249 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,524 Oh my God, does this woman have cancer? 250 00:15:37,325 --> 00:15:40,370 Well, hello, Theodore. I was about to take a shower 251 00:15:40,745 --> 00:15:44,415 - Okay, I can come back later - There's no need to leave 252 00:15:44,749 --> 00:15:48,628 Well, I don't want to just sit around while... Sex in the bathtub 253 00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:51,631 -Can I ask you a question? - Of course 254 00:15:52,215 --> 00:15:55,134 I mean, you're super beautiful You can have any man you want 255 00:15:55,426 --> 00:15:58,096 - Why me? -Can I trust you? 256 00:15:58,388 --> 00:16:01,641 -You can do anything you want to me - Learned on a teddy bear 257 00:16:02,267 --> 00:16:06,854 It was soft and smooth But his nose was hard 258 00:16:07,063 --> 00:16:10,692 Well, I'll tell you My nose is very stiff now 259 00:16:11,234 --> 00:16:14,737 You know what? I think that's enough talk 260 00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:27,709 "Edit Beauty Store" 261 00:16:29,085 --> 00:16:34,257 - (Arlene)? Can I ask you a question? - Of course, Susan. 262 00:16:34,757 --> 00:16:36,134 I don't know how to say this 263 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:40,013 This must stay between us 264 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:45,435 - Matty has a problem - Drink? 265 00:16:46,394 --> 00:16:47,770 No 266 00:16:47,895 --> 00:16:51,691 Well, yes But in the bedroom too 267 00:16:54,902 --> 00:16:58,072 - A lot or a little? - Nothing at all 268 00:16:58,531 --> 00:16:59,907 He can't... 269 00:17:00,867 --> 00:17:03,870 Do you know how your leg gets numb sometimes? 270 00:17:04,454 --> 00:17:07,123 Even if you think about Karl Yastrzemski? 271 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:12,462 The doctor says there is nothing wrong with him I don't know what to do 272 00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:16,966 Well, unfortunately, my dear It's on you to fix this 273 00:17:17,216 --> 00:17:18,926 I was trying 274 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:24,515 I used new socks that day Didn't even notice 275 00:17:25,767 --> 00:17:28,478 Look at this 276 00:17:28,811 --> 00:17:32,899 Arlene, I can't read Cosmopolitan. 277 00:17:33,191 --> 00:17:36,152 - Why not? -We are Catholics 278 00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:41,866 Susan, there are a lot of good things here It can point you in the right direction 279 00:17:42,617 --> 00:17:45,787 "10 tickles to enliven sex" 280 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:47,580 Take it home with you 281 00:17:47,789 --> 00:17:51,084 I'm guessing there's something here It will help you solve your problem 282 00:17:51,334 --> 00:17:54,337 I'll have to hide it So that Matty can't find her 283 00:17:54,545 --> 00:17:56,881 Do what I do Place it near the vacuum cleaner 284 00:17:57,674 --> 00:18:00,802 Arlene Goldbaum, you are truly one of a kind 285 00:18:08,476 --> 00:18:10,353 Where did you find a robe in my size? 286 00:18:10,687 --> 00:18:14,357 -I had a 4-year-old boy who died - What? 287 00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:19,153 - I'm kidding - Well, one danger sign 288 00:18:19,278 --> 00:18:21,572 -But you're still so hot - No, actually... 289 00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,825 I asked the seamstress to make it this morning 290 00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:25,952 I also have something else for you too 291 00:18:26,661 --> 00:18:28,037 What is it? 292 00:18:28,413 --> 00:18:31,499 I thought we'd take this to the next level 293 00:18:31,833 --> 00:18:36,421 - Well, Hasbro forgot a small detail -I thought about this 294 00:18:37,839 --> 00:18:41,884 - Hurry, I want to see him - Slow down, I'm putting it in place 295 00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:46,389 Placed in the front, yes? 296 00:18:57,016 --> 00:19:00,311 - That was amazing - Sorry I cummed so quickly 297 00:19:02,062 --> 00:19:03,439 No, seriously 298 00:19:03,564 --> 00:19:06,358 I especially loved it The part where you turned me like a steering wheel 299 00:19:07,651 --> 00:19:11,697 - I call it the 10 and 2 movement - 10 and 2, great 300 00:19:12,156 --> 00:19:14,575 Next time How about wearing a dog collar? 301 00:19:15,242 --> 00:19:16,660 And fuck me near the electric fence? 302 00:19:17,828 --> 00:19:20,581 This is another danger sign But still sexy 303 00:19:29,673 --> 00:19:31,050 (Blair)? 304 00:19:31,508 --> 00:19:33,928 - Hello, Aunt Suze? - Do you have a minute? 305 00:19:34,178 --> 00:19:35,554 Yes, of course, please 306 00:19:38,432 --> 00:19:41,810 Sorry to bother you But I need advice 307 00:19:42,269 --> 00:19:44,271 Of course, what's the matter? 308 00:19:45,648 --> 00:19:50,235 - Matty was having a problem - Well, what kind of problem? 309 00:19:50,694 --> 00:19:55,240 It's a personal problem In the pool area 310 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,745 I was looking at this article On ways to help him 311 00:19:59,954 --> 00:20:03,916 -I don't even know what these things mean - Yes, if... 312 00:20:04,833 --> 00:20:09,296 If you promise not to use a sentence The swimsuit area is special (mate) again 313 00:20:09,546 --> 00:20:11,590 - I will help you - Okay 314 00:20:11,799 --> 00:20:15,469 Well, this is called unconventional sexual orientation 315 00:20:15,719 --> 00:20:18,514 Well, some of these things don't sound so bad 316 00:20:18,764 --> 00:20:21,892 Pearl necklace, skin care 317 00:20:22,434 --> 00:20:24,937 -This seems like a day of recovery - Yes, this is not... 318 00:20:25,062 --> 00:20:28,232 - A day at the spa - No, that's not what it is at all 319 00:20:28,357 --> 00:20:32,236 - Now, do people really do this? - I mean... 320 00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:35,072 I'm sure someone is, somewhere 321 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,158 I won't clench my fist even if I'm angry How much more... 322 00:20:38,325 --> 00:20:41,745 - Let's continue reviewing the list - What is golden pigeons? 323 00:20:42,121 --> 00:20:47,501 - That is, when you urinate on your partner -Oh my God 324 00:20:47,668 --> 00:20:49,044 Okay 325 00:20:49,169 --> 00:20:53,298 - Will we need a septic tank? - Well, what else? 326 00:20:53,549 --> 00:20:56,927 -What's on the list next? - Exhibitionism, is this a museum? 327 00:20:57,052 --> 00:20:58,721 No, but... 328 00:20:59,096 --> 00:21:02,641 When you act intimate While someone is watching you 329 00:21:03,142 --> 00:21:06,854 I wonder if it's Matty? He would like someone else to watch 330 00:21:07,021 --> 00:21:10,399 - I don't know -I think he should be a Republican 331 00:21:10,566 --> 00:21:12,484 You know what? I have an idea 332 00:21:12,818 --> 00:21:16,321 Why don't we put this away? We don't look at it anymore 333 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:17,948 - Okay - Okay 334 00:21:20,036 --> 00:21:22,288 Well, what does 10 and 2 mean? 335 00:21:31,298 --> 00:21:32,675 Fuck 336 00:21:33,968 --> 00:21:36,220 - What a shame - Why did you do this? 337 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:40,474 - So sorry, I didn't see you - Look at my groceries 338 00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,017 I will bring it 339 00:21:42,351 --> 00:21:45,354 - Oh, did you buy anything that wasn't circular? - Fuck you 340 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:49,441 You know, I hope you don't think so This is really surprising of me, but... 341 00:21:50,421 --> 00:21:51,797 I love you 342 00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:56,240 - That's nice - This is literally from the bottom of my heart 343 00:21:57,228 --> 00:22:00,064 You know, as crazy as this sounds Mrs. Robichek. 344 00:22:00,523 --> 00:22:02,567 But I'm really falling in love with you and... 345 00:22:02,817 --> 00:22:06,362 -I don't even know your first name - Don't you? 346 00:22:07,113 --> 00:22:08,489 This is crazy 347 00:22:08,614 --> 00:22:13,828 - Well, Theodore, I pretend... - “Darling, I'm back.” 348 00:22:14,036 --> 00:22:15,746 Oh my God, this is my husband 349 00:22:16,038 --> 00:22:17,623 He wasn't supposed to come back The day before tomorrow 350 00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:27,425 Fuck, fuck, fuck, what should we do? 351 00:22:29,969 --> 00:22:31,512 I can't take this damn thing off 352 00:22:32,555 --> 00:22:33,931 Where are you? 353 00:22:34,056 --> 00:22:35,433 I'm upstairs 354 00:22:37,894 --> 00:22:39,270 Quickly, hide under the bed 355 00:22:53,743 --> 00:22:55,786 - Where is he? - What are you talking about? 356 00:22:55,912 --> 00:22:58,539 Don't do it, there are two cups almost empty In the basement 357 00:22:58,831 --> 00:23:01,375 A cigarette butt in the ashtray Where on earth is he? 358 00:23:01,542 --> 00:23:04,462 - I can explain - I will kill you, you asshole. Are you here? 359 00:23:04,629 --> 00:23:06,380 - David, please - Is he in the toilet? 360 00:23:07,131 --> 00:23:08,674 Are you in the toilet, you bastard? 361 00:23:10,635 --> 00:23:12,011 Come on, come on, come on 362 00:23:13,512 --> 00:23:15,681 I swear, you better tell me where he is Or will... 363 00:23:18,726 --> 00:23:20,353 What on earth is this? 364 00:23:21,479 --> 00:23:23,522 Is this a pervert's idea of a romantic gift? 365 00:23:24,649 --> 00:23:26,776 A stuffed teddy bear with a penis on it? 366 00:23:27,151 --> 00:23:29,820 - For heaven's sake, Charlotte. - (Charlotte)? 367 00:23:30,112 --> 00:23:31,489 I know he's here 368 00:23:31,614 --> 00:23:35,326 -When I catch that bastard, I'll... - What? What are you going to do, David? 369 00:23:36,035 --> 00:23:37,495 Will you change the date of a conference call? 370 00:23:38,287 --> 00:23:39,664 Cancel a meeting? 371 00:23:39,789 --> 00:23:41,165 Ignore the pager? 372 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:42,667 You won't do anything 373 00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:47,546 And for your information, that bastard shows off his manliness in bed More than you ever will 374 00:23:48,297 --> 00:23:49,674 Think about this 375 00:23:52,343 --> 00:23:56,055 You're probably right I need a drink 376 00:24:23,249 --> 00:24:24,625 Fuck 377 00:24:27,253 --> 00:24:29,630 I'll keep him busy Give me a minute and then sneak out the front door 378 00:24:29,922 --> 00:24:31,298 I understand 379 00:24:32,299 --> 00:24:34,760 Okay, here you go, sorry 380 00:24:35,302 --> 00:24:36,804 It's time for that 381 00:24:37,304 --> 00:24:42,435 Oh my God, pinball and soda pop. They turned all the boys into bastards 382 00:24:49,275 --> 00:24:51,402 - (David) - Don't say anything, please 383 00:24:52,403 --> 00:24:54,655 Let's not embarrass ourselves more than we did 384 00:24:57,074 --> 00:25:00,745 - Is this him? I will kill that bastard - David, wait 385 00:25:02,663 --> 00:25:04,874 (Johnny), (Johnny) 386 00:25:05,499 --> 00:25:06,876 Johnny, start the car 387 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:14,091 - What on earth is this? - Big purple penis, come on, come on, come on 388 00:25:14,216 --> 00:25:15,593 We must leave from here 389 00:25:18,012 --> 00:25:19,513 You bastard 390 00:25:20,598 --> 00:25:22,475 (BMN 6 7 3) 391 00:25:22,641 --> 00:25:24,602 (BMN 6 7 3) 392 00:25:24,852 --> 00:25:26,395 (BMN 6 7 3) 393 00:25:32,443 --> 00:25:34,028 "She's flying, she's flying alone." 394 00:25:35,112 --> 00:25:38,157 "Climb, baby, climb!" 395 00:25:39,492 --> 00:25:41,911 “The mountains, we're so close.” 396 00:25:49,251 --> 00:25:50,628 Can I help you? 397 00:25:51,462 --> 00:25:55,382 I thought you would look like this Primitive muscle mass 398 00:25:56,425 --> 00:26:00,054 Hey, you're David Rubiczk. Important lawyer 399 00:26:00,221 --> 00:26:04,642 Yes, and you are Matt Bennett. Is this your car parked outside? 400 00:26:04,975 --> 00:26:06,936 Yes, I recently installed your wireless fence 401 00:26:07,144 --> 00:26:09,855 Based on what my wife told me I did more than that 402 00:26:10,189 --> 00:26:14,235 Yeah, well... I checked the plumbing in the back I checked the place a little 403 00:26:14,401 --> 00:26:16,278 - You bastard - Hey, hey, sorry 404 00:26:16,737 --> 00:26:18,114 I just wanted to see Where does the poop go? 405 00:26:18,239 --> 00:26:20,116 - Your wife didn't seem to mind - Okay, stop 406 00:26:20,282 --> 00:26:21,659 Okay 407 00:26:22,201 --> 00:26:25,955 -I just want to know your secret - Secret? 408 00:26:28,707 --> 00:26:30,459 What makes you an amazing lover? 409 00:26:32,211 --> 00:26:34,380 How do you recite this ruqyah to women? 410 00:26:35,464 --> 00:26:37,341 Take it, I'll pay you 411 00:26:38,509 --> 00:26:40,553 I'll pay you a thousand dollars for surveillance 412 00:26:41,220 --> 00:26:44,682 - Monitor what? - Well, I will pay you 5 thousand dollars 413 00:26:44,807 --> 00:26:47,309 But not with my wife I don't think I can handle that 414 00:26:47,768 --> 00:26:52,064 - Well, am I missing something here? - Oh my God, should I spell it for you? 415 00:26:52,273 --> 00:26:56,777 I will pay you 5 thousand dollars To watch you have sex with your wife 416 00:26:57,111 --> 00:26:59,780 - What? -I could be angry with you 417 00:27:00,322 --> 00:27:01,699 But I'm not 418 00:27:02,283 --> 00:27:03,784 In fact, I envy you 419 00:27:04,451 --> 00:27:07,163 You're clearly a stallion of some sort And I... 420 00:27:08,497 --> 00:27:09,874 I'm not 421 00:27:09,999 --> 00:27:11,542 I want to learn from mr 422 00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:14,962 5 thousand? 423 00:27:29,268 --> 00:27:30,644 Can you excuse me? 424 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:46,118 - (Susan)? - Yes 425 00:27:49,205 --> 00:27:53,584 I want to ask you something It may scare you at first 426 00:27:53,709 --> 00:27:58,130 But before you refuse, just think about it - What's up? 427 00:28:01,258 --> 00:28:06,096 Do you agree... to have sex with me? While another man is watching us? 428 00:28:08,682 --> 00:28:13,145 - Matty, of course I agree - Really? 429 00:28:14,688 --> 00:28:16,815 Thanks, Cosmopolitan. 430 00:28:21,528 --> 00:28:23,447 - I'm ready -Can you find it? 431 00:28:23,572 --> 00:28:24,949 Just move a little 432 00:28:25,157 --> 00:28:28,327 - Mr. Robichek, would you like some coffee? - No, I'm fine 433 00:28:28,494 --> 00:28:31,497 -I'm just here to observe the sex - Well, here we are 434 00:28:43,467 --> 00:28:45,678 - This should suffice - That's it? 435 00:28:46,053 --> 00:28:47,805 That's how my father taught me 436 00:28:49,890 --> 00:28:51,350 I feel more confused now than ever 437 00:28:56,981 --> 00:28:58,357 (mate) 438 00:28:58,774 --> 00:29:01,068 - You have improved - Yes, I think so 439 00:29:02,486 --> 00:29:06,699 -I love you so much - Well, me too 440 00:29:08,534 --> 00:29:14,665 And I want you to know Whatever strange tendencies you may have 441 00:29:14,957 --> 00:29:16,792 You can always tell me 442 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,005 Oh my God, Susan. Why do you have to spoil everything? 443 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:34,852 - Wow, you look amazing - Ted, what are you doing here? 444 00:29:35,102 --> 00:29:37,062 Listen, I had to come here to tell you 445 00:29:37,646 --> 00:29:39,106 I'm really in love with you 446 00:29:39,648 --> 00:29:41,525 And I want to spend the rest of my life with you 447 00:29:41,900 --> 00:29:45,237 It could be perhaps a thousand years We haven't discovered this yet 448 00:29:45,404 --> 00:29:47,865 But I can be a better man for you More than he could ever be 449 00:29:48,073 --> 00:29:51,493 - Ted, I can't... - What? 450 00:29:52,411 --> 00:29:54,913 - Is it because I took the $8? - What? 451 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,834 - I...don't care, nothing - Listen, you're very cute 452 00:29:59,335 --> 00:30:04,548 What we brought together was fun and wonderful But David and I will try to make things work 453 00:30:05,174 --> 00:30:08,969 - But he's despicable -I only saw a side of him 454 00:30:09,219 --> 00:30:10,596 I got on top of you 455 00:30:10,846 --> 00:30:14,058 David came home yesterday Regretful and repentant 456 00:30:14,183 --> 00:30:16,393 He told me he still loves me More than life itself 457 00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:19,772 Another thing is that he had no idea Sexual standards are that low 458 00:30:19,938 --> 00:30:24,234 - But anyway, he's my husband and I'll keep him -But... 459 00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,738 I know you will find someone special To share your life with him 460 00:30:28,781 --> 00:30:31,617 It will be entirely yours And no one else 461 00:30:32,493 --> 00:30:34,745 -Are you okay, my dear? -I'll be ready in a minute 462 00:30:35,496 --> 00:30:37,748 - Who's at the door? -No one, my dear 463 00:30:39,750 --> 00:30:41,126 Goodbye, Ted. 464 00:30:57,935 --> 00:30:59,686 I will never find anyone else 465 00:31:00,396 --> 00:31:02,898 There will never be another Mrs. Robichek 466 00:31:03,565 --> 00:31:05,192 Buddy, I'm sorry 467 00:31:05,484 --> 00:31:07,694 I wish you had never wished that I would be alive 468 00:31:07,903 --> 00:31:09,530 I cannot bear the suffering 469 00:31:09,947 --> 00:31:12,449 Things will be good Okay? You will see 470 00:31:12,825 --> 00:31:15,786 No, there will never be another woman for me At all 471 00:31:21,291 --> 00:31:23,502 "I never saw Mrs. Robichek again after that." 472 00:31:23,877 --> 00:31:25,963 "I heard that she moved with her husband to Barcelona." 473 00:31:26,672 --> 00:31:28,549 “Finally, my pain went away.” 474 00:31:29,091 --> 00:31:32,052 “And then, one day, years later "At a flea market for adults only." 475 00:31:32,336 --> 00:31:35,131 “I came across an old purple dildo.” 476 00:31:35,639 --> 00:31:37,599 “He had some scratches And some dog bites.” 477 00:31:37,891 --> 00:31:39,268 "But it was definitely him." 478 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,354 “We laughed a little and then went our separate ways.” 479 00:31:42,938 --> 00:31:46,483 “But we didn't say goodbye "I think we wanted to leave the field open." 480 00:31:47,234 --> 00:31:49,531 “From time to time Place an ad in the classifieds" 481 00:31:49,627 --> 00:31:51,003 "To see if he'll respond." 482 00:31:51,352 --> 00:31:53,354 “Do you ever feel like you don't know? When should you stop talking? 483 00:31:54,984 --> 00:32:57,468 .RaYYaN...Drag and edit 484 00:32:57,955 --> 00:33:01,083 Translated by: Screens International - Beirut