1 00:00:06,470 --> 00:00:09,345 No, no, fucker, no! 2 00:00:09,345 --> 00:00:10,804 Fuck no! 3 00:00:10,804 --> 00:00:12,387 I am not telling you 4 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:15,178 what happened last season on "Shameless"! 5 00:00:15,178 --> 00:00:16,720 Yeah! 6 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:19,220 Yeahno! 7 00:00:19,220 --> 00:00:22,804 Not without me, Frank, you motherfucker! 8 00:00:22,804 --> 00:00:24,553 Put me down. Put me down. 9 00:00:24,553 --> 00:00:25,345 No more! Ah! 10 00:00:25,345 --> 00:00:26,637 Ooh. 11 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:27,553 How long did the doctor say 12 00:00:27,553 --> 00:00:28,637 you were gonna be like this? 13 00:00:28,637 --> 00:00:30,303 Three to six months. 14 00:00:30,303 --> 00:00:31,470 I think I might be gay. 15 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:32,428 Where is this coming from? 16 00:00:32,428 --> 00:00:33,845 Is this because you're a welder now? 17 00:00:33,845 --> 00:00:35,720 No, I've just been feeling ways 18 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:37,220 that I've never felt before. 19 00:00:37,220 --> 00:00:38,553 Is Liam back from church yet? 20 00:00:38,553 --> 00:00:40,011 - Yeah. - Where is he? 21 00:00:40,011 --> 00:00:41,470 - In his room. - His room? 22 00:00:41,470 --> 00:00:43,011 Yeah, I've noticed that you're black. 23 00:00:43,011 --> 00:00:44,053 Your point? 24 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:45,929 That you have never made any attempt 25 00:00:45,929 --> 00:00:48,261 to surround me with my own cultural and racial heritage. 26 00:00:48,261 --> 00:00:50,679 - What's this? - My list of demands. 27 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:52,887 Once agreed upon, I'll consider coming home. 28 00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:54,095 I didn't make it past 29 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:55,303 the first round of cuts for West Point. 30 00:00:55,303 --> 00:00:56,595 You're going back to school. 31 00:00:56,595 --> 00:00:58,011 No, I'm not. 32 00:00:58,011 --> 00:01:00,095 Yes, you are, Carl. 33 00:01:00,095 --> 00:01:01,261 I'm a loser, Debbie. 34 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,637 So are you done being a pussy 35 00:01:03,637 --> 00:01:06,095 and ready to get back to being the man that I love? 36 00:01:06,762 --> 00:01:07,929 Oh, shit. 37 00:01:07,929 --> 00:01:10,303 You guys invited Jabby? 38 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:11,637 I was hoping you'd be here. 39 00:01:11,637 --> 00:01:14,762 I've having a lot of really great sex recently. 40 00:01:14,762 --> 00:01:16,136 Let's go bang one out, 41 00:01:16,136 --> 00:01:17,720 get my average back in the shitter where it belongs. 42 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,845 Yeah, you know, I could use 43 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,637 some fresh puke on my shoes, so that'd be good. 44 00:01:20,637 --> 00:01:21,762 I'm pregnant. 45 00:01:21,762 --> 00:01:22,762 You sure it's mine? 46 00:01:22,762 --> 00:01:24,470 Yeah, I'm sure it's yours. 47 00:01:24,470 --> 00:01:26,095 If you decide to have this baby, 48 00:01:26,095 --> 00:01:28,887 I wanna make damn sure it has a father. 49 00:01:28,887 --> 00:01:30,762 Anybody order a hot piece of ass? 50 00:01:32,095 --> 00:01:34,053 Feast your eyes, boys. 51 00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,804 You can look, but you can't touch. 52 00:01:35,804 --> 00:01:37,303 Is that Jesus? 53 00:01:39,011 --> 00:01:41,178 And I'm thinking maybe it's time for me to go. 54 00:01:41,178 --> 00:01:42,470 You should go. 55 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,428 What? 56 00:01:43,428 --> 00:01:45,011 You should get the fuck out. 57 00:01:45,011 --> 00:01:46,178 You deserve it. 58 00:01:46,178 --> 00:01:48,303 You should go as far away as you can. 59 00:01:48,303 --> 00:01:50,303 A check for $50,000. 60 00:01:51,637 --> 00:01:52,720 "Love you." 61 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:54,637 Yeah, she does. 62 00:03:49,303 --> 00:03:51,011 Oh, yeah. 63 00:03:51,011 --> 00:03:52,970 Oh, yeah, baby. 64 00:03:52,970 --> 00:03:55,595 I'm so wet. 65 00:03:55,595 --> 00:03:57,220 I'm so very, very wet. 66 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:59,428 Um... 67 00:03:59,428 --> 00:04:02,470 - One sec. One sec. - What? 68 00:04:02,470 --> 00:04:03,345 Okay. 69 00:04:03,345 --> 00:04:05,762 Yeah. 70 00:04:05,762 --> 00:04:08,178 - Yeah. 71 00:04:08,178 --> 00:04:09,804 It slipped out again. I slipped. 72 00:04:09,804 --> 00:04:10,762 Okay, hang on. Let me get on top. 73 00:04:10,762 --> 00:04:13,095 All right. 74 00:04:14,095 --> 00:04:14,929 Careful, careful. 75 00:04:14,929 --> 00:04:16,762 Yeah. 76 00:04:16,762 --> 00:04:18,929 Whew, okay. 77 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:24,011 Oh, yeah. 78 00:04:24,011 --> 00:04:25,970 Yeah, no, whoa, whoa, I just felt the baby kick. 79 00:04:25,970 --> 00:04:28,178 Oh, focus. 80 00:04:28,178 --> 00:04:29,720 Baby likes it. 81 00:04:29,720 --> 00:04:33,136 Yeah. 82 00:04:41,804 --> 00:04:42,762 Really? 83 00:04:48,512 --> 00:04:50,011 Yeah, yeah, oh! 84 00:04:50,011 --> 00:04:52,970 Is it really that hard to put your clothes down the chute? 85 00:04:52,970 --> 00:04:56,011 Come on! 86 00:04:56,011 --> 00:04:58,136 Baby wants you to smack that ass. 87 00:05:01,136 --> 00:05:03,303 No, Liam, I have to pee! 88 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:07,512 - Oh, yes, yes! - Oh. 89 00:05:07,512 --> 00:05:08,512 Sorry, Sister Debbie. 90 00:05:08,512 --> 00:05:10,804 Five after seven is my bathroom time, 91 00:05:10,804 --> 00:05:11,845 per the deal with me 92 00:05:11,845 --> 00:05:13,720 for me to come live in this cracker barrel. 93 00:05:18,220 --> 00:05:20,428 I'm not your maid, people! 94 00:05:57,804 --> 00:06:00,053 Ooh. 95 00:06:03,470 --> 00:06:05,845 Ugh. 96 00:06:05,845 --> 00:06:08,595 Get your head out of the sink, Frank. 97 00:06:08,595 --> 00:06:09,637 Where's your pants? 98 00:06:40,011 --> 00:06:41,428 Has anyone seen my gas mask? 99 00:06:41,428 --> 00:06:42,762 And my work boots? 100 00:06:42,762 --> 00:06:44,470 Anything left in the upstairs hallway 101 00:06:44,470 --> 00:06:47,303 can now be found in the backyard! 102 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:49,929 What? Why? 103 00:06:49,929 --> 00:06:51,929 'Cause the hallway is a public space, 104 00:06:51,929 --> 00:06:54,720 and all public spaces need to be kept clear of clutter 105 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,595 to allow for safe egress in the event of fire. 106 00:06:57,595 --> 00:06:58,595 All right. 107 00:06:59,929 --> 00:07:01,887 Can you get out of the kitchen, Frank? 108 00:07:01,887 --> 00:07:03,053 Hey, shoo. 109 00:07:04,929 --> 00:07:06,178 No pants, Frank. 110 00:07:06,178 --> 00:07:07,845 Hey, good morning, Debbie. 111 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:08,762 Mwah. 112 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:09,929 Hi. 113 00:07:11,470 --> 00:07:12,804 Who are you supposed to be today? 114 00:07:12,804 --> 00:07:14,595 Frederick Douglass. 115 00:07:14,595 --> 00:07:16,679 Liam, sausage and eggs. 116 00:07:16,679 --> 00:07:18,095 Grab a plate. 117 00:07:18,095 --> 00:07:20,303 I don't eat the white man's swine. 118 00:07:20,303 --> 00:07:21,929 - Huh? - Pork. 119 00:07:21,929 --> 00:07:23,345 I like swine. 120 00:07:23,345 --> 00:07:24,220 Hey! 121 00:07:24,220 --> 00:07:25,637 Ouch. 122 00:07:25,637 --> 00:07:27,303 Only kids under 12 eat for free. 123 00:07:27,303 --> 00:07:28,345 Everybody else pays. 124 00:07:29,136 --> 00:07:30,512 Farhad's letting me 125 00:07:30,512 --> 00:07:31,970 borrow his car on Saturday to go visit Ian. 126 00:07:31,970 --> 00:07:33,303 Oh, yeah? 127 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:34,470 Yeah, if any of you guys want to tag along, 128 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:37,136 Franny and I are gonna leave at 8 a.m. sharp. 129 00:07:37,136 --> 00:07:38,178 Yeah, we're in. 130 00:07:38,178 --> 00:07:38,970 Me too. 131 00:07:38,970 --> 00:07:40,553 Cool. Frank? 132 00:07:40,553 --> 00:07:41,470 What? 133 00:07:41,470 --> 00:07:43,136 Down to visit Ian? 134 00:07:43,136 --> 00:07:44,553 No one ran a load? 135 00:07:44,553 --> 00:07:46,303 Okay, listen up, people. 136 00:07:46,303 --> 00:07:48,512 For the last time, I'm not Fiona. 137 00:07:48,512 --> 00:07:50,637 I've got my own kid to raise. 138 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:52,428 If you wanna do your laundry, do it yourself. 139 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:54,011 It's right there. 140 00:07:54,011 --> 00:07:56,136 You don't want breakfast, Liam? Fine. 141 00:07:56,136 --> 00:07:57,303 I gotta get to work. 142 00:07:57,303 --> 00:07:58,220 All right, you good? 143 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,345 - Yeah. - Yeah? 144 00:07:59,345 --> 00:08:00,178 Bye. 145 00:08:04,136 --> 00:08:06,428 I love you so much. 146 00:08:07,178 --> 00:08:08,303 I miss you already. 147 00:08:08,303 --> 00:08:10,178 All right. 148 00:08:10,178 --> 00:08:11,220 - I'll see you. - Yeah. 149 00:08:11,220 --> 00:08:13,345 Bye, family. 150 00:08:13,345 --> 00:08:14,929 Bye. 151 00:08:18,303 --> 00:08:20,637 She have a serious head injury or something recently? 152 00:08:20,637 --> 00:08:23,178 Ah, it's just the baby hormones making her nice. 153 00:08:23,178 --> 00:08:24,345 - School? - Yep. 154 00:08:24,345 --> 00:08:26,178 All right, let's go. 155 00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:29,011 Bye, Debs. See ya, Franny. 156 00:08:29,011 --> 00:08:31,303 Bye. 157 00:09:11,553 --> 00:09:14,595 Gallagher, get your ass up! 158 00:09:20,136 --> 00:09:22,053 How long have I been in here? 159 00:09:28,053 --> 00:09:28,929 Clean yourself up. 160 00:09:28,929 --> 00:09:30,261 You're graduating 161 00:09:30,261 --> 00:09:31,845 so we can kick you the hell out. 162 00:10:05,970 --> 00:10:08,053 - Attention! 163 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:10,095 Forward! 164 00:10:10,095 --> 00:10:11,845 One, two! 165 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,804 Left, left, right, left. 166 00:10:14,804 --> 00:10:18,095 Left, left, left, right, left. 167 00:10:25,637 --> 00:10:27,178 Your dashiki came! 168 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:28,845 Yeah, yesterday. 169 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:29,804 Very handsome. 170 00:10:29,804 --> 00:10:31,303 Frederick Douglass breakfast? 171 00:10:31,303 --> 00:10:32,929 Slave or freedom breakfast? 172 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:36,512 Slave breakfast from my new "Slave Quarters Cookbook," 173 00:10:36,512 --> 00:10:37,470 grits and okra. 174 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:38,929 Slaves ate okra? 175 00:10:38,929 --> 00:10:41,637 That's what the book says okra, weeds, roots, 176 00:10:41,637 --> 00:10:44,595 whatever we could grow or dig up behind slave quarters. 177 00:10:44,595 --> 00:10:47,345 Master only gave us a cup of cornmeal a day to live on. 178 00:10:48,345 --> 00:10:49,595 Want some blackstrap molasses? 179 00:10:49,595 --> 00:10:50,804 Sure. 180 00:10:52,762 --> 00:10:54,553 What do you think of Chukwuemeka? 181 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:56,512 I wanna ditch my slave name. 182 00:10:56,512 --> 00:10:59,845 It means "God has done something great" in Igbo. 183 00:10:59,845 --> 00:11:02,387 I like it. 184 00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:05,345 God definitely did something great day you were born. 185 00:11:06,512 --> 00:11:08,261 Mornin'. 186 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:10,011 Mornin'. 187 00:11:11,178 --> 00:11:12,303 Good morning, girls. 188 00:11:12,303 --> 00:11:14,720 - Hi. - Hi, Daddy. 189 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:15,887 Don King, right? 190 00:11:15,887 --> 00:11:17,970 No, Frederick Douglass. 191 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:18,887 Who? 192 00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:20,595 Author, orator, escaped slave. 193 00:11:20,595 --> 00:11:22,720 Oh, you two studying him in your "being black" class? 194 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,136 Yep, we are up to the Civil War. 195 00:11:25,136 --> 00:11:26,887 Reconstruction is next. 196 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,136 Have to cover the Emancipation Proclamation 197 00:11:29,136 --> 00:11:31,011 and the defeat of the slave-owning traitor 198 00:11:31,011 --> 00:11:32,679 Robert E. Lee at the hands of black soldiers 199 00:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,595 who fought and died to save America for the white man. 200 00:11:35,595 --> 00:11:36,762 I always thought Robert E. Lee 201 00:11:36,762 --> 00:11:38,220 was some sort of great general. 202 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,595 Racist shithead. 203 00:11:39,595 --> 00:11:40,720 But don't he have statues? 204 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:43,387 Statues all gotta come down. 205 00:11:43,387 --> 00:11:44,387 What the hell is that? 206 00:11:44,387 --> 00:11:45,595 Chitlins. 207 00:11:45,595 --> 00:11:47,053 - Chitlins? - Pig intestines. 208 00:11:47,053 --> 00:11:48,387 Really? 209 00:11:48,387 --> 00:11:50,220 We gotta eat what our ancestors ate 210 00:11:50,220 --> 00:11:52,637 if we're gonna understand what they sacrificed for us. 211 00:11:52,637 --> 00:11:54,512 All right, baby, I'm going to the park to shoot some hoops. 212 00:11:54,512 --> 00:11:55,762 I'll see you later at the Alibi. 213 00:11:55,762 --> 00:11:58,136 Bye, girls. See you later, Fred. 214 00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:02,762 Why can't I get 215 00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:05,428 a couple of hundred bucks of my Fiona money now? 216 00:12:05,428 --> 00:12:07,595 Fiona didn't leave you any money, Frank. 217 00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:09,428 She left money for the family, 218 00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,595 and she left it under my control 219 00:12:10,595 --> 00:12:11,887 because she knows I'm the only Gallagher 220 00:12:11,887 --> 00:12:15,136 that wouldn't waste it on frivolous, stupid things. 221 00:12:15,136 --> 00:12:18,553 I've divided Fiona's $50,000 into three categories: 222 00:12:18,553 --> 00:12:21,679 30,000 for essentials, 20,000 for savings. 223 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,387 Savings? 224 00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:25,011 What the hell for? 225 00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:26,970 We need a rainy day fund, Frank. 226 00:12:26,970 --> 00:12:28,929 Anytime you're around, it's pouring. 227 00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:31,428 After I take care of all of the essentials, 228 00:12:31,428 --> 00:12:34,720 whatever's left goes into the discretionary fund 229 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,595 with money divided equally for each of us, 230 00:12:36,595 --> 00:12:38,637 you included, unfortunately. 231 00:12:38,637 --> 00:12:40,261 Doctors? 232 00:12:40,261 --> 00:12:41,804 Yep, and dentists. 233 00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:43,136 What's wrong with the ER? 234 00:12:43,136 --> 00:12:44,011 It's free. 235 00:12:44,011 --> 00:12:46,261 The ER is not free, Frank. 236 00:12:46,261 --> 00:12:48,261 You just don't pay your bills. 237 00:12:48,261 --> 00:12:52,178 Garbage disposal, home repairs. 238 00:12:52,178 --> 00:12:54,011 Taxes? 239 00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:56,220 What's this 600 bucks you've already taken 240 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:58,637 out of my nonexistent discretionary money? 241 00:12:58,637 --> 00:13:00,929 600 bucks, new couch. 242 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:04,637 There's nothing wrong with our couch. 243 00:13:04,637 --> 00:13:06,470 You spent the last six months 244 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:09,637 dribbling your broken leg juices and piss all over it. 245 00:13:09,637 --> 00:13:11,470 It's perfectly fine. 246 00:13:13,178 --> 00:13:14,553 It's just 247 00:13:14,553 --> 00:13:17,053 the cushions need plumping, that's all. 248 00:13:20,261 --> 00:13:21,637 Yeah, we're getting a new couch, 249 00:13:21,637 --> 00:13:23,929 and it's coming out of your share. 250 00:13:23,929 --> 00:13:25,679 Oh, no, it is not. 251 00:13:25,679 --> 00:13:26,887 Yeah, it is. 252 00:13:26,887 --> 00:13:28,970 All right, I gotta go to work now, 253 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,261 you know, that thing people do to make money 254 00:13:31,261 --> 00:13:33,095 to support their children. 255 00:13:33,095 --> 00:13:34,345 You might want to wash those clothes. 256 00:13:34,345 --> 00:13:35,595 You smell like 257 00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:37,845 a sushi restaurant dumpster on a hot day. 258 00:13:47,637 --> 00:13:49,011 Right here, here. Here, here. 259 00:13:56,845 --> 00:13:58,011 Oh! 260 00:14:05,637 --> 00:14:06,637 Don't give it to him. 261 00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:07,887 I'm open. Pass me the ball. 262 00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:10,053 Here, here, here, here, here. 263 00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:14,762 I got it. I got it. 264 00:14:16,387 --> 00:14:18,261 - Awesome, Pete. - Thanks, man. 265 00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:23,679 Give me the ball, man. Give me the ball. 266 00:14:23,679 --> 00:14:25,303 Give me the ball! 267 00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:26,679 Come on, man. 268 00:14:32,428 --> 00:14:34,720 Give me the damn ball, man. 269 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,762 Give me the rock. I'm open. 270 00:14:41,929 --> 00:14:43,553 Yo, yo, yo, yo, look up! Look up! 271 00:14:43,553 --> 00:14:44,720 Pass it! 272 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:47,553 Right here, here, here, here. 273 00:15:01,428 --> 00:15:03,011 Oh, man. 274 00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:09,929 Morning, Gloria. 275 00:15:09,929 --> 00:15:12,887 Anything governmental check-like in there? 276 00:15:12,887 --> 00:15:14,804 Government hasn't figured out you're scamming 277 00:15:14,804 --> 00:15:17,679 our hard-earned taxpayer dollars yet, Frank? 278 00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:20,345 I am a loyal citizen of this great republic, 279 00:15:20,345 --> 00:15:23,762 currently unemployed due to endemic ageism 280 00:15:23,762 --> 00:15:25,261 and disruptive technologies 281 00:15:25,261 --> 00:15:29,428 reordering everything in our new gig economy. 282 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:32,011 Fiona, Fiona. 283 00:15:32,011 --> 00:15:34,720 Fiona, Fiona, Fiona. Fiona. 284 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,428 You should thank me for continuing to pay 285 00:15:37,428 --> 00:15:40,345 your inflated civil service wages 286 00:15:40,345 --> 00:15:44,345 while the Silicon Valley eggheads program the drones 287 00:15:44,345 --> 00:15:47,637 that will make your antiquated job obsolete. 288 00:16:15,512 --> 00:16:17,011 Here we go. 289 00:16:29,261 --> 00:16:31,512 Don't look at me like that. 290 00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,512 I've got a system. 291 00:16:33,512 --> 00:16:35,303 It's all going back. 292 00:16:35,303 --> 00:16:36,512 Nordstrom's is blue, 293 00:16:36,512 --> 00:16:38,178 Marshalls is pink, 294 00:16:38,178 --> 00:16:40,011 Bloomie's is purple, 295 00:16:40,011 --> 00:16:41,845 Chanel is orange, Gucci's black, 296 00:16:41,845 --> 00:16:44,595 and Prada is yellow. 297 00:16:44,595 --> 00:16:46,804 I deserve to feel special. 298 00:16:46,804 --> 00:16:50,178 What should I wear under my Carhartts today, 299 00:16:50,178 --> 00:16:54,303 La Perla or Victoria's Secret? 300 00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:56,762 Victoria's Secret. 301 00:16:56,762 --> 00:16:58,637 Victoria's Secret it is. 302 00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:19,387 Who you supposed to be today? 303 00:17:19,387 --> 00:17:20,470 Frederick Douglass. 304 00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,095 In a dashiki? 305 00:17:22,095 --> 00:17:23,804 Douglass was from Senegambia. 306 00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:25,220 Dude, it's not a real place. 307 00:17:25,220 --> 00:17:26,387 You gotta chill out with that shit. 308 00:17:26,387 --> 00:17:28,053 You look like "Coming to America." 309 00:17:29,053 --> 00:17:30,720 Most people aren't as ignorant as you. 310 00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:32,553 They'll appreciate this. 311 00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,136 We going or not? 312 00:17:37,428 --> 00:17:38,970 Okay. 313 00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:40,762 I'm not walking next to you dressed like that. 314 00:17:47,845 --> 00:17:50,095 She wants to have sex all the time. 315 00:17:50,095 --> 00:17:51,470 All right, three times last night 316 00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:52,845 and again this morning. 317 00:17:52,845 --> 00:17:55,428 No hemorrhoids or problems with the mucus plug? 318 00:17:55,428 --> 00:17:57,136 What's a mucus plug? 319 00:17:57,136 --> 00:17:58,845 You'd know if you'd had a problem with it. 320 00:17:58,845 --> 00:17:59,762 You know, I never thought I'd be complaining 321 00:17:59,762 --> 00:18:01,762 about having this much sex. 322 00:18:01,762 --> 00:18:03,011 Enjoy it while you can. 323 00:18:03,011 --> 00:18:04,595 Cami didn't want me to touch her for months 324 00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:05,804 after Miles was born. 325 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,011 Oh, that's the thing, 326 00:18:07,011 --> 00:18:08,053 she's so fucking nice to me all the time. 327 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:09,970 You know, it's all honey, sweetie. 328 00:18:09,970 --> 00:18:12,136 She called me boo this morning. 329 00:18:12,136 --> 00:18:13,804 I mean, it's "alien abduction movie" creepy. 330 00:18:13,804 --> 00:18:14,929 I don't like it. 331 00:18:14,929 --> 00:18:16,095 It won't last. 332 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,804 Once the baby's born, with the sleep deprivation, 333 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:22,637 the postpartum craziness, and Tami being kind of a bitch, 334 00:18:22,637 --> 00:18:24,929 it's gonna be a rough ride, my friend. 335 00:18:24,929 --> 00:18:25,845 Is that valves? 336 00:18:25,845 --> 00:18:27,804 Hmm, and rings. 337 00:18:29,053 --> 00:18:31,136 Cami's making a list of stuff she thinks 338 00:18:31,136 --> 00:18:32,804 you still need to buy before your baby gets here. 339 00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:34,136 Oh, come on, man. Really? 340 00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:36,887 Whawhat about all the shit we got at the baby shower? 341 00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:38,095 The expensive stuff nobody around here 342 00:18:38,095 --> 00:18:40,887 can afford to give at a shower. 343 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,679 It's a fancy breast pump, 344 00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:45,470 baby video monitor that connects to your phone, 345 00:18:45,470 --> 00:18:49,178 some Scandinavian car seat-stroller combo thing. 346 00:18:49,178 --> 00:18:51,011 I grew up around a ton of kids. 347 00:18:51,011 --> 00:18:52,887 I never had any of that shit. 348 00:18:52,887 --> 00:18:55,303 You know, Frank wouldn't even buy us diapers half the time. 349 00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:57,303 He'd tape garbage bags around us, 350 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,136 hose us off in the backyard before bedtime. 351 00:19:00,136 --> 00:19:02,637 Really? 352 00:19:02,637 --> 00:19:04,345 No, but close. 353 00:19:06,970 --> 00:19:08,345 It's on a different floor. 354 00:19:08,345 --> 00:19:10,345 One moment, please. I'll transfer you. 355 00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:20,095 How you feeling, Frank? 356 00:19:20,095 --> 00:19:22,011 Still in a lot of pain, Doc. 357 00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:24,512 Really, after all this time? 358 00:19:24,512 --> 00:19:25,637 I can barely sleep. 359 00:19:25,637 --> 00:19:27,637 The pain is excruciating. 360 00:19:27,637 --> 00:19:31,261 Oxycontin is the only thing making life bearable. 361 00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:34,136 Hmm, well, let's take a look. 362 00:19:35,762 --> 00:19:37,845 Doc, please, careful. 363 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,220 I haven't touched you yet, Frank. 364 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:45,261 I think that kid surgeon, uh, 365 00:19:45,261 --> 00:19:47,470 musta severed some nerves or something. 366 00:19:47,470 --> 00:19:49,053 How long's it been now, six months? 367 00:19:49,053 --> 00:19:53,053 Five. Five months of agony. 368 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:55,387 Well, congratulations. 369 00:19:55,387 --> 00:19:56,720 You're healed. 370 00:19:56,720 --> 00:19:58,845 You might experience some minor discomfort, 371 00:19:58,845 --> 00:20:02,220 but you can take care of that with some Advil. 372 00:20:02,220 --> 00:20:04,053 Advil? 373 00:20:04,053 --> 00:20:06,303 Yeah, or anything over the counter will do. 374 00:20:06,303 --> 00:20:08,220 You're cutting me off? 375 00:20:11,053 --> 00:20:13,887 Gotta err on the side of caution. 376 00:20:13,887 --> 00:20:16,261 Oxycontin is highly addictive. 377 00:20:16,261 --> 00:20:18,679 We wouldn't want you to become drug dependent. 378 00:20:18,679 --> 00:20:22,261 Shouldn't you be titrating me down slowly 379 00:20:22,261 --> 00:20:24,970 like a half a dose for a year or two, 380 00:20:24,970 --> 00:20:26,553 - Maybe, um - Nope. 381 00:20:27,929 --> 00:20:30,261 - Vicodin. - No. 382 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,095 - Codeine. - Not a chance. 383 00:20:34,303 --> 00:20:35,428 So that's it. 384 00:20:35,428 --> 00:20:37,261 You're just gonna let me suffer in silence. 385 00:20:37,261 --> 00:20:39,929 Oh, I don't think you're gonna be silent, Frank. 386 00:20:39,929 --> 00:20:41,220 You know, you may want to try 387 00:20:41,220 --> 00:20:44,178 to slip out the back on your way out. 388 00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:47,095 The billing department put out a most-wanted deadbeats poster, 389 00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:49,428 and your picture is on it. 390 00:20:49,428 --> 00:20:50,679 When the doctors in this dump 391 00:20:50,679 --> 00:20:52,637 start caring about their patients in pain, 392 00:20:52,637 --> 00:20:55,095 maybe some of us'll start paying our bills! 393 00:20:56,679 --> 00:20:58,762 Well, shit. 394 00:21:07,303 --> 00:21:10,303 Hey, yo, African booty scratcher! 395 00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:12,845 Yo, dashiki boy! 396 00:21:12,845 --> 00:21:14,887 Yeah, you. 397 00:21:16,303 --> 00:21:18,637 I'm talking to you, Mufasa. 398 00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:20,470 - Yo, kid! 399 00:21:25,804 --> 00:21:27,679 I'm that guy now, 400 00:21:27,679 --> 00:21:29,679 that pathetic old guy that no one guards 401 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,637 because he can't make a basket. 402 00:21:31,637 --> 00:21:33,261 You're not old-old, honey, 403 00:21:33,261 --> 00:21:35,303 but every athlete slows down a bit. 404 00:21:35,303 --> 00:21:38,345 Maybe you just need to change up your game. 405 00:21:38,345 --> 00:21:39,470 Has Brady slowed down? 406 00:21:39,470 --> 00:21:42,011 No, he just won the Super Bowl last year. 407 00:21:42,011 --> 00:21:43,970 Tiger Woods? No. 408 00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:45,178 He won the Masters. 409 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,095 Those guys are freaks of nature 410 00:21:47,095 --> 00:21:50,470 pampered and coddled by an army of trainers and nutritionists. 411 00:21:50,470 --> 00:21:52,428 Not to mention the performance-enhancing drugs. 412 00:21:52,428 --> 00:21:54,762 Brady doesn't use performance-enhancing drugs. 413 00:21:54,762 --> 00:21:56,595 Uh-huh, sure he doesn't. 414 00:21:56,595 --> 00:21:57,970 Look, you can't compare yourself 415 00:21:57,970 --> 00:21:59,679 to professional athletes, Kev. 416 00:21:59,679 --> 00:22:02,220 Hell, I ran a 5.2 40 in high school, 417 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:04,011 and now I can barely finish a 5K. 418 00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:05,178 Or touch your toes. 419 00:22:05,178 --> 00:22:06,845 You ran a 5K? 420 00:22:06,845 --> 00:22:08,178 Well, I didn't say I ran it. 421 00:22:08,178 --> 00:22:09,679 There was some walking involved. 422 00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:10,553 And an Uber. 423 00:22:10,553 --> 00:22:12,011 It's testosterone. 424 00:22:12,011 --> 00:22:14,178 Men lose one percent every year after the age of 30. 425 00:22:14,178 --> 00:22:15,762 Really, one percent? 426 00:22:15,762 --> 00:22:18,261 You never had any to begin with, so don't worry about it. 427 00:22:18,261 --> 00:22:20,679 It's not me. It's my shitty shoes. 428 00:22:20,679 --> 00:22:21,929 Your shoes? 429 00:22:21,929 --> 00:22:23,178 Yeah, all the players are wearing 430 00:22:23,178 --> 00:22:25,345 Kobes and Jordans and LeBrons. 431 00:22:25,345 --> 00:22:26,804 This is what I need right here. 432 00:22:29,887 --> 00:22:31,553 $350? 433 00:22:31,553 --> 00:22:34,220 Impact cushioning and instant responsiveness 434 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,220 plus easy entry. 435 00:22:35,220 --> 00:22:36,845 That a shoe or a fat hooker? 436 00:22:36,845 --> 00:22:38,637 Absolutely not. 437 00:22:38,637 --> 00:22:40,720 But, V, my old shoes are fucking up my shooting rhythm. 438 00:22:40,720 --> 00:22:43,512 It's not the shoes, honey. You're just getting old. 439 00:22:43,512 --> 00:22:45,095 You just said I wasn't getting old. 440 00:22:45,095 --> 00:22:47,512 For $350, you old as shit, 441 00:22:47,512 --> 00:22:50,011 Bernie Sanders old, Harry Belafonte old. 442 00:22:50,011 --> 00:22:51,178 Well, I'm still buying 'em. 443 00:22:51,178 --> 00:22:52,095 Not with our money, you're not. 444 00:22:52,095 --> 00:22:53,428 It's my money too. 445 00:22:53,428 --> 00:22:54,595 We're on a budget, Kev. 446 00:22:54,595 --> 00:22:56,053 What do you suggest we skip this month, 447 00:22:56,053 --> 00:22:57,053 food or electricity? 448 00:22:57,053 --> 00:22:58,512 All right, fine. 449 00:22:58,512 --> 00:23:00,053 You don't want to help me reclaim my manhood, 450 00:23:00,053 --> 00:23:00,970 that's just fine. 451 00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:02,095 Then I'm gonna earn my own money, 452 00:23:02,095 --> 00:23:03,387 and I'm gonna buy these shoes. 453 00:23:07,387 --> 00:23:10,929 - Stonewall Jackson Keogh. 454 00:23:20,011 --> 00:23:22,303 George S. Patton Lopez. 455 00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:37,762 Carl Francis Hashish Gallagher. 456 00:23:38,762 --> 00:23:40,595 Yo, Gallagher! 457 00:23:48,178 --> 00:23:50,303 You're a disgrace, Gallagher, 458 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:51,720 a dark, putrid shit stain 459 00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,637 on the reputation of this institution. 460 00:23:53,637 --> 00:23:56,470 I never, ever want to see your face again, 461 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:58,970 not on my campus, not in my town, 462 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:01,178 my state, and not ever in my army. 463 00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,553 We clear, son? 464 00:24:02,553 --> 00:24:04,053 Crystal, sir. 465 00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:05,679 I've informed the Pentagon. 466 00:24:05,679 --> 00:24:06,929 You're not going to be allowed 467 00:24:06,929 --> 00:24:08,970 the honor of dying for your country. 468 00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,303 Thank you, sir. 469 00:24:14,637 --> 00:24:17,637 Yeah, baby! Yeah! 470 00:24:37,845 --> 00:24:39,595 This should really help with your arthritis pain, 471 00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:41,095 but beware of any dizziness. 472 00:24:41,095 --> 00:24:42,345 It's a common side effect of Oxycontin. 473 00:24:42,345 --> 00:24:47,095 Oh, II didn't know that. 474 00:24:47,095 --> 00:24:50,553 Well, uh, thank you so much, Bill. 475 00:25:05,178 --> 00:25:06,387 Oh! 476 00:25:06,387 --> 00:25:09,428 Goodness gracious, I'm so sorry. 477 00:25:09,428 --> 00:25:12,512 Oh, no, I'm sure it was my fault. 478 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:14,553 I am so clumsy these days. 479 00:25:14,553 --> 00:25:17,053 No, no, it's this walker. 480 00:25:17,053 --> 00:25:19,053 I just can't get used to using it. 481 00:25:19,053 --> 00:25:20,679 I broke my hip. 482 00:25:20,679 --> 00:25:22,178 - Your hip? - Yeah. 483 00:25:22,178 --> 00:25:25,303 Oh, that's what happened to my Danny. 484 00:25:25,303 --> 00:25:26,887 Oh, I'm so sorry. 485 00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:31,345 Old age isn't for the faint of heart, is it? 486 00:25:31,345 --> 00:25:33,053 When you're right, you're right. 487 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,720 - Yeah. - You take care now. 488 00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,136 Oh, you too. Thanks. 489 00:25:42,637 --> 00:25:44,595 Uh, sir? 490 00:25:44,595 --> 00:25:47,095 Sir, uh, uh, you in the walker. 491 00:25:47,095 --> 00:25:48,387 Sir? 492 00:25:48,387 --> 00:25:51,220 III think you have my bag. 493 00:25:52,595 --> 00:25:54,178 Sir? 494 00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,095 He's stealing my drugs! 495 00:25:56,095 --> 00:25:58,345 Police! 496 00:25:58,345 --> 00:25:59,553 Police! 497 00:25:59,553 --> 00:26:00,720 Jesus. 498 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:04,387 - What the fuck, asshole? - Shit, what the fuck? 499 00:26:05,887 --> 00:26:07,095 Mikey? 500 00:26:07,095 --> 00:26:09,261 Frank. 501 00:26:09,261 --> 00:26:11,720 Jesus, Mikey, what 502 00:26:13,762 --> 00:26:14,887 What happened? 503 00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:16,053 What happened to you? 504 00:26:16,053 --> 00:26:17,428 Busted femur. 505 00:26:17,428 --> 00:26:18,970 Bone poked out right through the skin. 506 00:26:18,970 --> 00:26:21,929 Two ER nurses threw up when they saw it. 507 00:26:21,929 --> 00:26:23,804 Oh, train. 508 00:26:23,804 --> 00:26:27,095 I passed out on the Garfield L platform, 509 00:26:27,095 --> 00:26:29,512 then I fell onto the tracks, 510 00:26:29,512 --> 00:26:31,804 and then the train just came and took 'em clean off. 511 00:26:31,804 --> 00:26:33,845 There he is. That's him. 512 00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,136 Uh, good seeing you, Mikey. 513 00:26:35,136 --> 00:26:36,637 I gotta go. 514 00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,345 - All right. - Go quick. 515 00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:39,970 No, look, he's running away. 516 00:26:39,970 --> 00:26:41,178 Go get him. 517 00:26:41,178 --> 00:26:43,136 Go on, get him. 518 00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:47,637 Outstanding! 519 00:27:11,178 --> 00:27:13,095 They're so fucking disgusting. 520 00:27:13,095 --> 00:27:15,011 They never do their own dishes. 521 00:27:15,011 --> 00:27:18,428 They leave soaking wet towels on the floor after they shower. 522 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,178 There's dirty underwear everywhere. 523 00:27:20,178 --> 00:27:21,887 You'd think it would kill them 524 00:27:21,887 --> 00:27:23,178 to clean their pubes out of the tub 525 00:27:23,178 --> 00:27:26,428 oror use the toilet brush after they take a shit. 526 00:27:26,428 --> 00:27:29,178 And then they get mad at me if I don't buy the groceries 527 00:27:29,178 --> 00:27:31,428 or make dinner or do their laundry. 528 00:27:31,428 --> 00:27:34,261 Mmm, you smell nice. 529 00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:35,512 You wearing that Lancôme again? 530 00:27:35,512 --> 00:27:36,845 Chanel. 531 00:27:36,845 --> 00:27:38,762 I got two spritzes left before I have to return it. 532 00:27:38,762 --> 00:27:39,553 Nice. 533 00:27:39,553 --> 00:27:41,178 Yeah, I like it, 534 00:27:41,178 --> 00:27:44,887 hints of jasmine and elderberry. 535 00:27:44,887 --> 00:27:47,845 They're like blind baby boy pigs. 536 00:27:47,845 --> 00:27:49,804 And why is it my job to take care of them? 537 00:27:49,804 --> 00:27:51,845 I mean, just because they're boys and I'm girl. 538 00:27:51,845 --> 00:27:54,428 You know, the Amazon women had the right idea 539 00:27:54,428 --> 00:27:57,178 raise men in cages for reproduction, 540 00:27:57,178 --> 00:27:58,470 then sacrifice them to Aphrodite 541 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:00,512 on a big vulva-shaped altar. 542 00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:05,095 It is long past time women take over the world. 543 00:28:05,095 --> 00:28:07,220 Men have been screwing everything up 544 00:28:07,220 --> 00:28:10,261 since Adam forced Eve to eat that damn apple. 545 00:28:10,261 --> 00:28:13,387 Uh, I think the serpent made Eve eat the apple. 546 00:28:13,387 --> 00:28:16,679 Yeah, well, what do you want to bet the serpent had a dick? 547 00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,470 I'm so proud of you. 548 00:28:21,470 --> 00:28:22,679 Thanks. 549 00:28:22,679 --> 00:28:25,178 Oh, you made it. 550 00:28:28,261 --> 00:28:30,553 I didn't see your family. Are they here somewhere? 551 00:28:30,553 --> 00:28:32,095 I didn't tell them I was graduating. 552 00:28:32,095 --> 00:28:33,220 Why not? 553 00:28:33,220 --> 00:28:35,053 I wasn't sure I was going to. 554 00:28:35,053 --> 00:28:37,011 Carl, Carl! 555 00:28:38,345 --> 00:28:43,261 Um, Mom, Dad, this is Corporal Carl Gallagher, 556 00:28:43,261 --> 00:28:45,261 the only man who had the courage 557 00:28:45,261 --> 00:28:46,887 to stand up for me when I was assaulted. 558 00:28:46,887 --> 00:28:49,178 Oh! 559 00:28:49,178 --> 00:28:51,387 Mwah. Bless you, Corporal. 560 00:28:51,387 --> 00:28:54,136 Our Charlie couldn't have made it without you. 561 00:28:54,136 --> 00:28:56,512 Corporal Gallagher stood up to eight cadets 562 00:28:56,512 --> 00:28:57,804 when they jumped me in the showers, 563 00:28:57,804 --> 00:29:00,595 waded in to help me with only a bar of soap, 564 00:29:00,595 --> 00:29:03,428 a bottle of conditioner, andand a flip-flop. 565 00:29:05,095 --> 00:29:07,512 I would never have been able to come out as trans 566 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:11,553 and begin hormone reassignment therapy 567 00:29:11,553 --> 00:29:14,720 if he hadn't been willing to put his body on the line 568 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:18,136 so that I may live my gender truth. 569 00:29:18,136 --> 00:29:20,762 I will never forget you. 570 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,470 Thank you. 571 00:29:26,845 --> 00:29:28,637 Did he just say he wants to be a girl? 572 00:29:28,637 --> 00:29:30,762 III thought trans meant 573 00:29:30,762 --> 00:29:32,428 he was transferring in from another school. 574 00:29:32,428 --> 00:29:34,637 Did I just spend six fucking weeks in the brig 575 00:29:34,637 --> 00:29:37,387 because some dude wants to be a chick? 576 00:29:42,845 --> 00:29:44,470 So you used to work here. 577 00:29:44,470 --> 00:29:45,970 Yeah, a couple years ago. 578 00:29:45,970 --> 00:29:49,136 Customers loved it when I danced to "I Want Your Sex." 579 00:29:49,136 --> 00:29:51,261 - George Michael. - Yeah, and I do this fantastic 580 00:29:51,261 --> 00:29:52,804 little freeze thing with "Vogue," 581 00:29:52,804 --> 00:29:55,595 pop up here, Madonna. 582 00:29:56,887 --> 00:29:58,845 How old are you? 583 00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,053 30 584 00:30:03,136 --> 00:30:05,470 Come back at 6 and we'll see how it goes. 585 00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,887 I'm short a dancer tonight 586 00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:08,679 because Donny's shingles flared up. 587 00:30:08,679 --> 00:30:10,345 Thank you so much, man. 588 00:30:10,345 --> 00:30:11,845 You will not be disappointed, I promise. 589 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,553 Margi, hey. 590 00:30:21,553 --> 00:30:22,720 What are we doing today? 591 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,595 You wanna do, uh, more pink highlights, 592 00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:26,553 or are we taking you back to your natural brunette? 593 00:30:26,553 --> 00:30:30,011 Nordic white with honey streaks. 594 00:30:33,679 --> 00:30:34,970 I'll give it a shot. 595 00:30:37,261 --> 00:30:39,553 You know that mask's kind of freaky, right? 596 00:30:39,553 --> 00:30:40,720 Yeah, well, it's better than Junior 597 00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:43,637 being born with flippers and a tail. 598 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,929 Jeff is definitely cheating on me. 599 00:30:48,929 --> 00:30:50,637 But I'm not gonna confront him. 600 00:30:50,637 --> 00:30:51,929 Think I'll just start sleeping around 601 00:30:51,929 --> 00:30:54,178 until I pick up a nasty STD, 602 00:30:54,178 --> 00:30:56,553 then give it to him so he can give it to her. 603 00:30:56,553 --> 00:30:59,637 Serve the skank right. 604 00:30:59,637 --> 00:31:02,512 You okay? 605 00:31:02,512 --> 00:31:03,887 Tami? 606 00:31:03,887 --> 00:31:05,720 Should we call your doctor? 607 00:31:09,387 --> 00:31:10,804 Ah, ah! 608 00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:13,178 - Just breathe. 609 00:31:13,178 --> 00:31:14,470 Ah! 610 00:31:14,470 --> 00:31:17,178 - Shit. 611 00:31:17,178 --> 00:31:18,970 Hey, can you get that for me? 612 00:31:21,387 --> 00:31:23,053 Lip's phone. 613 00:31:23,053 --> 00:31:24,470 It's Tami. 614 00:31:24,470 --> 00:31:25,929 Yeah, tell her I'll call her right back. 615 00:31:25,929 --> 00:31:27,553 Can he call you back? 616 00:31:29,261 --> 00:31:30,428 Uh, you're gonna wanna take this. 617 00:31:30,428 --> 00:31:33,136 Why? Why? Hey. 618 00:31:33,136 --> 00:31:34,345 Yeah, so I've been doing 619 00:31:34,345 --> 00:31:35,970 a little bit of this and that. 620 00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:38,428 I ran a pigeon drop scheme for a while. 621 00:31:38,428 --> 00:31:41,011 Ah, people still falling for that old chestnut? 622 00:31:41,011 --> 00:31:43,595 Yeah, a sucker born every minute. 623 00:31:43,595 --> 00:31:45,762 What about you? What you been up to? 624 00:31:45,762 --> 00:31:49,762 I've been stuck on the couch recovering for months, 625 00:31:49,762 --> 00:31:51,595 both physically, my femur, 626 00:31:51,595 --> 00:31:55,178 and from a broken heart. 627 00:31:55,178 --> 00:31:56,762 Unlucky in love? 628 00:31:56,762 --> 00:31:58,387 - Kids. - Oh. 629 00:31:58,387 --> 00:32:00,762 My firstborn ran off. 630 00:32:00,762 --> 00:32:03,095 And now my youngest daughter, 631 00:32:03,095 --> 00:32:05,804 the slutty one that had the baby in middle school, 632 00:32:05,804 --> 00:32:07,762 thinks she's in charge. 633 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:11,095 She's got her grubby, slutty hands 634 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,762 all over the family purse strings, 635 00:32:12,762 --> 00:32:14,220 won't even cough up a few bucks 636 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:15,762 for her old man to have a cold one 637 00:32:15,762 --> 00:32:17,053 after a long day of work. 638 00:32:17,053 --> 00:32:19,845 You know, we sacrifice so much for our kids, 639 00:32:19,845 --> 00:32:21,762 and first chance they get, wham, bam, 640 00:32:21,762 --> 00:32:23,804 not even "thank you, Dad," you know? 641 00:32:23,804 --> 00:32:25,679 IInah. 642 00:32:25,679 --> 00:32:28,220 Oh, oh, oh. 643 00:32:28,220 --> 00:32:29,970 What you doing? 644 00:32:40,762 --> 00:32:42,470 I thought we were going to your place. 645 00:32:42,470 --> 00:32:43,595 What are we doing here? 646 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,887 Shopping for a little home furnishings. 647 00:32:45,887 --> 00:32:48,136 Do me a favor. 648 00:32:48,136 --> 00:32:51,470 Go hit that fire alarm down there, will ya? 649 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:52,637 What's in it for me? 650 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,136 What's in it for you? 651 00:32:54,136 --> 00:32:55,720 How about... 652 00:32:56,637 --> 00:32:59,679 ...a little Purdue party? 653 00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:00,929 Where's that alarm? 654 00:33:00,929 --> 00:33:01,845 By the elevator. 655 00:33:01,845 --> 00:33:02,845 Yeah. 656 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:52,178 Please exit the building calmly, everyone. 657 00:33:52,178 --> 00:33:54,011 No need for concern. 658 00:33:54,011 --> 00:33:56,887 Right this way, just out the front doors, please. 659 00:34:01,637 --> 00:34:03,637 Probably just a false alarm. 660 00:34:03,637 --> 00:34:04,887 Right out that door, sir. 661 00:34:36,303 --> 00:34:38,762 They can't stop you from enlisting if you want to. 662 00:34:38,762 --> 00:34:40,261 Fuck the military. 663 00:34:40,261 --> 00:34:41,720 The army would be lucky to have you. 664 00:34:41,720 --> 00:34:43,136 The army can kiss my ass. 665 00:34:43,136 --> 00:34:44,804 Then join the navy with me. 666 00:34:44,804 --> 00:34:46,970 Sail the seven seas. See the world. 667 00:34:46,970 --> 00:34:48,845 Wait, there's seven seas? 668 00:34:48,845 --> 00:34:52,428 You would look so good in white bell-bottoms, 669 00:34:52,428 --> 00:34:54,011 little sailor hat. 670 00:34:54,011 --> 00:34:55,595 Nobody looks good in bell-bottoms. 671 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:01,387 I, uh, have some bad news. 672 00:35:01,387 --> 00:35:03,720 Herpes? 673 00:35:03,720 --> 00:35:05,428 The day after tomorrow, 674 00:35:05,428 --> 00:35:08,470 I have to report back to Annapolis for Plebe Summer. 675 00:35:08,470 --> 00:35:09,720 Hell's that for? 676 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,637 Freshman officer training. 677 00:35:11,637 --> 00:35:13,428 For how long? 678 00:35:13,428 --> 00:35:15,136 Six weeks. 679 00:35:15,136 --> 00:35:18,595 So we don't have a lot of time to fit it all in. 680 00:35:18,595 --> 00:35:19,804 Fit what all in? 681 00:35:19,804 --> 00:35:21,303 A summer's worth of sex. 682 00:35:23,637 --> 00:35:24,762 48 condoms? 683 00:35:24,762 --> 00:35:26,303 In 32 hours. 684 00:35:26,303 --> 00:35:27,804 You up for the challenge, Gallagher? 685 00:35:27,804 --> 00:35:29,470 Uh, yeah. 686 00:35:29,470 --> 00:35:31,720 Then prove it, pussy. 687 00:35:35,345 --> 00:35:36,845 Yo, V, do we have any turmeric? 688 00:35:36,845 --> 00:35:38,095 No. 689 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,804 What about spirulina? 690 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,136 What the hell's spirulina? 691 00:35:41,136 --> 00:35:42,345 I have no idea, 692 00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:44,845 but it's supposed to boost my testosterone. 693 00:35:47,804 --> 00:35:49,178 How much of that are you supposed to use? 694 00:35:49,178 --> 00:35:51,178 One scoop, but I'm a pretty big guy. 695 00:35:57,970 --> 00:35:59,178 Jesus, Kev. 696 00:36:17,845 --> 00:36:19,345 Holy shit. 697 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,345 Liam, your lip. What the hell happened? 698 00:36:35,345 --> 00:36:38,387 A lack of appreciation of our shared heritage 699 00:36:38,387 --> 00:36:41,220 from some of our less woke black brothers. 700 00:36:45,887 --> 00:36:46,887 What's he drinking? 701 00:36:46,887 --> 00:36:48,303 Testosterone smoothie. 702 00:36:48,303 --> 00:36:50,720 It's supposed to help him get his manly mojo back. 703 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:51,762 Can I have some? 704 00:36:51,762 --> 00:36:53,512 - No. - Just a little bit? 705 00:37:04,095 --> 00:37:07,720 You sure I can't get just a little bit of that? 706 00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:09,887 Think it's real this time? 707 00:37:09,887 --> 00:37:11,720 I'm not sure. 708 00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:13,470 Did your water break? 709 00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:15,720 No, but 710 00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:17,387 Those are getting pretty close together. 711 00:37:17,387 --> 00:37:21,095 Just shut the fuck up and find a goddamn parking spot! 712 00:37:21,095 --> 00:37:22,595 She's back. 713 00:37:22,595 --> 00:37:23,595 All right. 714 00:37:25,929 --> 00:37:27,261 Oh. 715 00:37:30,887 --> 00:37:31,929 Hey, all right. 716 00:37:31,929 --> 00:37:33,095 Can you walk? Can you walk? 717 00:37:33,095 --> 00:37:34,220 - Yeah. - Yeah? 718 00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:35,679 Jesus, of course I can walk. 719 00:37:35,679 --> 00:37:36,845 - Can you? 720 00:37:36,845 --> 00:37:38,011 - Yeaah! - Honey, hey, hey. 721 00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,011 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 722 00:37:39,011 --> 00:37:39,929 Should you be squatting? 723 00:37:39,929 --> 00:37:41,095 Yeah, did you call my sister? 724 00:37:41,095 --> 00:37:42,261 No, Cami, no. No, no, no. 725 00:37:42,261 --> 00:37:43,261 Excuse me! 726 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:44,345 I told you, I don't want you in there 727 00:37:44,345 --> 00:37:46,428 staring down my cooch 728 00:37:46,428 --> 00:37:50,470 with a baby head popping out while I shit in a hospital bed. 729 00:37:50,470 --> 00:37:51,762 All right, I'm gonna find you a wheelchair 730 00:37:51,762 --> 00:37:53,720 so you don't have the baby in the parking lot, all right? 731 00:38:00,095 --> 00:38:02,470 Ah, oh! 732 00:38:05,845 --> 00:38:08,303 Oh, yeah! 733 00:38:08,303 --> 00:38:10,303 Oh! Oh! Oh! 734 00:38:10,303 --> 00:38:12,220 Let's go. 735 00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:15,136 Oh! Whoo! 736 00:38:15,136 --> 00:38:17,804 Whew. 737 00:38:33,762 --> 00:38:36,178 - Who you texting? 738 00:38:36,178 --> 00:38:37,512 Debbie, 739 00:38:37,512 --> 00:38:42,178 let her know we'll be home in a couple of hours. 740 00:38:42,178 --> 00:38:43,679 How many condoms we have left? 741 00:38:44,553 --> 00:38:45,470 Hmm. 742 00:38:51,512 --> 00:38:52,845 41. 743 00:38:52,845 --> 00:38:55,679 We're only averaging one an hour? 744 00:38:55,679 --> 00:38:58,178 I think we're gonna have to cut back on your recovery time. 745 00:38:58,178 --> 00:38:59,261 I think we may need to stop 746 00:38:59,261 --> 00:39:02,345 for a case of Red Bulls and some Tiger Balm. 747 00:39:02,345 --> 00:39:05,303 Mm, I have faith in you, Gallagher. 748 00:39:07,261 --> 00:39:08,887 Mm. 749 00:39:17,512 --> 00:39:18,512 Battery. 750 00:39:22,804 --> 00:39:25,053 - Who's that? - Kelly. 751 00:39:25,053 --> 00:39:26,720 Her and Carl are almost home. 752 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,512 I thought your brother was in the army or something. 753 00:39:28,512 --> 00:39:30,845 Military school. 754 00:39:30,845 --> 00:39:32,637 You excited to see him? 755 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:33,929 Yeah. 756 00:39:33,929 --> 00:39:36,512 Weird, II guess I kinda miss the little dickhead. 757 00:39:47,387 --> 00:39:49,178 Yeah, excuse me, um, uh, I don't really know 758 00:39:49,178 --> 00:39:51,095 all the answers to these questions. 759 00:39:51,095 --> 00:39:52,136 Don't you have it on file somewhere? 760 00:39:52,136 --> 00:39:53,637 Are you with Miss Tamietti? 761 00:39:53,637 --> 00:39:56,011 - Yeah, yeah. - Get your ass in here. 762 00:39:56,011 --> 00:39:57,261 Whoa, whoa, um... 763 00:39:57,261 --> 00:39:59,428 What, uh whawhat's going on? 764 00:40:00,762 --> 00:40:03,011 Hey, is there something wrong or, um 765 00:40:03,011 --> 00:40:04,428 Put those on. 766 00:40:11,762 --> 00:40:13,053 Sign this. 767 00:40:13,053 --> 00:40:14,220 Wait, what is what is this? 768 00:40:14,220 --> 00:40:15,053 Surgical consent. 769 00:40:15,053 --> 00:40:16,470 Fetal distress. 770 00:40:16,470 --> 00:40:18,387 We're performing an emergency C-section. 771 00:40:18,387 --> 00:40:19,762 We have to get this baby out now. 772 00:40:19,762 --> 00:40:21,261 No, no, no, no. I'm not having a Cesarean. 773 00:40:21,261 --> 00:40:22,512 I'm having my baby naturally. 774 00:40:22,512 --> 00:40:24,011 That's not going to happen, Tami. 775 00:40:24,011 --> 00:40:26,053 - Sign it. - III'm not really her 776 00:40:26,053 --> 00:40:27,095 Are you the father? 777 00:40:27,095 --> 00:40:28,428 - Yeah, yes. - Then sign it. 778 00:40:30,136 --> 00:40:31,929 - Asphyxia. 779 00:40:31,929 --> 00:40:34,553 - Uh... - Hold her hand. 780 00:40:36,303 --> 00:40:37,637 It's coming now. It's all right. 781 00:40:44,220 --> 00:40:46,762 Hey, you the guy taking Donny's place? 782 00:40:46,762 --> 00:40:48,136 Yeah, I guess so. 783 00:40:48,136 --> 00:40:51,303 Well, that's Donny's spot right there. 784 00:40:51,303 --> 00:40:53,261 Hey, uh, do me a favor, would ya? 785 00:40:54,512 --> 00:40:56,345 Rip my ass wax. 786 00:40:56,345 --> 00:40:58,470 I can't reach back there with my arthritis. 787 00:40:59,512 --> 00:41:01,303 You guys are dancers? 788 00:41:01,303 --> 00:41:02,887 Well, yeah. 789 00:41:02,887 --> 00:41:05,470 I've been dancing on Daddy Night for ten years. 790 00:41:06,804 --> 00:41:07,970 Great tips. 791 00:41:07,970 --> 00:41:09,637 Hey. 792 00:41:09,637 --> 00:41:11,220 You can borrow my Tom Selleck, if you want. 793 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,637 Millennials love it. 794 00:41:14,178 --> 00:41:16,929 Okay, go ahead, yank it. 795 00:41:19,220 --> 00:41:21,220 Don't be shy. 796 00:41:21,220 --> 00:41:22,387 Oh! 797 00:41:24,804 --> 00:41:27,929 Oh, thanks. 798 00:41:27,929 --> 00:41:30,512 Ah. 799 00:41:36,261 --> 00:41:37,637 Oh, Carl! 800 00:41:42,178 --> 00:41:43,970 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 801 00:41:43,970 --> 00:41:45,178 What? 802 00:41:45,178 --> 00:41:46,470 II think the condom broke. 803 00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:49,637 - Are you sure? - Yeah, hold on. 804 00:41:49,637 --> 00:41:50,679 I'mII'll check. 805 00:41:50,679 --> 00:41:52,637 No, no, I'll do it. 806 00:41:52,637 --> 00:41:54,303 Drive, get out. 807 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:55,929 I'm ovulating. Get out! 808 00:41:55,929 --> 00:41:58,720 Drive! Drive! 809 00:42:02,553 --> 00:42:04,720 Okay, okay, okay. 810 00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:06,553 - Aren't you gonna sit? - Hell no. 811 00:42:06,553 --> 00:42:08,470 Gotta keep your nasty little swimmers downstream. 812 00:42:08,470 --> 00:42:09,845 - Go! - Where? 813 00:42:09,845 --> 00:42:11,720 Find a drugstore, and fast. 814 00:42:19,220 --> 00:42:22,970 27 for me. 815 00:42:25,178 --> 00:42:26,178 One for you. 816 00:42:26,178 --> 00:42:27,261 Hey. 817 00:42:27,261 --> 00:42:30,553 And two for us to snort now. 818 00:42:32,387 --> 00:42:34,261 You're a true friend, Frankie. 819 00:42:34,261 --> 00:42:36,220 Don't I know it, Mikey. 820 00:42:40,053 --> 00:42:42,428 All hail mighty Oxy, 821 00:42:42,428 --> 00:42:45,595 the Dom Pérignon of opiates. 822 00:42:45,595 --> 00:42:48,553 Thank you, Mr. Sackler. 823 00:42:48,553 --> 00:42:51,679 You know, he'll never get the Nobel Prize... 824 00:42:53,929 --> 00:42:54,929 But he should. 825 00:42:54,929 --> 00:42:58,428 Yeah, Sackler should have his face carved 826 00:42:58,428 --> 00:43:00,929 on the Mount Rushmore of drugs. 827 00:43:03,804 --> 00:43:05,929 Who else should be on that mountain? 828 00:43:05,929 --> 00:43:07,762 Um... 829 00:43:07,762 --> 00:43:09,470 Bob Marley. 830 00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,136 Absolutely. 831 00:43:12,136 --> 00:43:13,887 - Willie Nelson. - Gotta have Willie. 832 00:43:13,887 --> 00:43:15,553 - Willie. - Keith Richards. 833 00:43:15,553 --> 00:43:17,970 Keith, yes, Keith. 834 00:43:17,970 --> 00:43:19,053 Of course. 835 00:43:19,053 --> 00:43:20,637 Jimi. 836 00:43:21,762 --> 00:43:25,261 OD'd, maybe not the best example. 837 00:43:27,428 --> 00:43:29,553 - Nirvana. 838 00:43:29,553 --> 00:43:31,553 Well, I loved their first album. 839 00:43:31,553 --> 00:43:34,637 No, man, I'm talking about this moment 840 00:43:34,637 --> 00:43:37,637 peace, heaven, enlightenment. 841 00:43:39,303 --> 00:43:40,637 Shit, you really are high. 842 00:43:40,637 --> 00:43:42,804 - Hmm. 843 00:43:43,929 --> 00:43:46,637 The four noble truths. 844 00:43:46,637 --> 00:43:48,303 You lost me there, littlelittle friend. 845 00:43:48,303 --> 00:43:51,136 Yeah, dukkha, 846 00:43:51,136 --> 00:43:52,679 truth of suffering. 847 00:43:52,679 --> 00:43:54,053 Not big on suffering. 848 00:43:54,053 --> 00:43:56,970 Yeah, life is suffering. 849 00:43:56,970 --> 00:44:00,303 We're born just to die. 850 00:44:00,303 --> 00:44:01,845 Buddha. 851 00:44:01,845 --> 00:44:03,762 You're kinda bumming me out. 852 00:44:04,845 --> 00:44:08,345 Life's finite, Frank. 853 00:44:09,512 --> 00:44:11,345 No one lives forever. 854 00:44:13,178 --> 00:44:16,220 We're just dust waiting to return 855 00:44:16,220 --> 00:44:18,553 to our mother... 856 00:44:18,553 --> 00:44:20,595 The Earth. 857 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:25,220 Oh, nice cushions, by the way. 858 00:44:25,220 --> 00:44:27,178 - Yeah. - Yeah. 859 00:44:27,178 --> 00:44:28,261 Did all right. 860 00:44:28,261 --> 00:44:29,637 Yeah, we did. 861 00:44:29,637 --> 00:44:31,345 We did good. 862 00:44:34,512 --> 00:44:35,970 - Transfers. - I want sushi. 863 00:44:35,970 --> 00:44:37,178 Yeah? 864 00:44:37,178 --> 00:44:38,845 Disneyland. 865 00:44:38,845 --> 00:44:40,178 Anywhere. 866 00:44:47,512 --> 00:44:48,303 It's a boy. 867 00:44:48,303 --> 00:44:50,261 Did you know? 868 00:44:50,261 --> 00:44:51,804 Nono, no. 869 00:44:58,220 --> 00:45:00,220 Check Apgar. 870 00:45:10,553 --> 00:45:12,261 Apgar is seven. 871 00:45:12,261 --> 00:45:14,261 Seven, that's good, right? 872 00:45:14,261 --> 00:45:17,553 - That's good. - That's good. 873 00:45:17,553 --> 00:45:19,679 Hey, hey, it's a boy. 874 00:45:19,679 --> 00:45:21,261 It's a boy. 875 00:45:21,261 --> 00:45:22,428 Yeah? 876 00:45:22,428 --> 00:45:24,095 Yeah, Tami, Tami, you won't believe it. 877 00:45:24,095 --> 00:45:26,220 He's so beautiful. 878 00:45:31,553 --> 00:45:33,053 What are you doing? 879 00:45:33,053 --> 00:45:34,136 My friend Janis 880 00:45:34,136 --> 00:45:36,595 said this is what you do when a condom breaks. 881 00:45:36,595 --> 00:45:39,720 Plan B, aisle two. Monistat, aisle three. 882 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,679 Will there be anything else? 883 00:46:06,679 --> 00:46:10,804 Nope, just the sperm killer and the pineapple Fanta, thanks. 884 00:46:10,804 --> 00:46:13,637 Unless you have any samples of Viagra. 885 00:46:16,261 --> 00:46:18,762 Five-minute Apgar is nine. 886 00:46:18,762 --> 00:46:21,095 - Good work, Dad. - Thanks. 887 00:46:21,095 --> 00:46:22,970 Lip? 888 00:46:22,970 --> 00:46:24,553 Hey, hey. 889 00:46:24,553 --> 00:46:27,178 He's doing great. 890 00:46:27,178 --> 00:46:28,178 Lip? 891 00:46:28,178 --> 00:46:29,595 Tami? 892 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,887 Everything okay? 893 00:46:32,887 --> 00:46:35,011 Weight 3.3 kilos. 894 00:46:35,804 --> 00:46:37,220 Whatwhat's happening to her? 895 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:38,136 What's going on? 896 00:46:38,136 --> 00:46:39,303 Her BP is dropping. 897 00:46:39,303 --> 00:46:40,595 - She's hemorrhaging. - Tami. 898 00:46:40,595 --> 00:46:41,720 Call surgery, tell them we're coming up. 899 00:46:41,720 --> 00:46:42,887 Tami? 900 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:43,804 Tami! 901 00:46:43,804 --> 00:46:46,178 Sir, please step back. 902 00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:48,345 I'll go directly to the lab to drop off the sample. 903 00:46:48,345 --> 00:46:50,679 Let's go. 904 00:46:50,679 --> 00:46:52,679 Make sure surgery has O-neg on hand. 905 00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:53,679 I'll let them know. 906 00:46:53,679 --> 00:46:55,512 Hey, do I go with her or... 907 00:46:55,512 --> 00:46:58,637 No, no, you should stay here with your son. 908 00:47:11,553 --> 00:47:12,804 Whoo-hoo!! 909 00:47:19,178 --> 00:47:20,720 Hey, Daddy. 910 00:47:20,720 --> 00:47:22,720 Uh, do you wanna spank me? 911 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,095 I've been a really bad boy. 912 00:47:25,095 --> 00:47:27,887 Okay, thank you, sexy Uncle Sam. 913 00:47:27,887 --> 00:47:30,261 Our next is new. 914 00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:32,428 He's hot. He's ripped. 915 00:47:32,428 --> 00:47:35,303 He's the daddy you wish you had growing up. 916 00:47:35,303 --> 00:47:39,887 Get your milk ready because here comes Captain Crunch! 917 00:48:07,303 --> 00:48:08,387 Love it! 918 00:48:13,095 --> 00:48:15,011 Oh! 919 00:48:28,387 --> 00:48:29,553 The hell, Frank? 920 00:48:29,553 --> 00:48:30,762 I already got a new couch. 921 00:48:30,762 --> 00:48:32,595 It's getting delivered next week. 922 00:48:33,929 --> 00:48:35,887 You cannot leave your drug paraphernalia 923 00:48:35,887 --> 00:48:38,095 laying around for Franny to find. 924 00:48:40,011 --> 00:48:42,220 Is that my apron? 925 00:48:42,220 --> 00:48:43,387 Mikey doesn't like 926 00:48:43,387 --> 00:48:46,762 to get kitchen smells on his clothes. 927 00:48:46,762 --> 00:48:48,887 What are you doing on the floor? 928 00:48:48,887 --> 00:48:51,553 Legs don't seem to wanna work. 929 00:48:55,887 --> 00:48:57,387 Whoa, there's something 930 00:48:57,387 --> 00:48:58,637 you don't see every day. 931 00:48:58,637 --> 00:49:01,637 Hey, how you doin'? 932 00:49:01,637 --> 00:49:03,136 Who is this, Frank? 933 00:49:03,136 --> 00:49:05,595 Mikey O'Shea, follower of Buddha, 934 00:49:05,595 --> 00:49:07,261 seeker of the five truths. 935 00:49:07,261 --> 00:49:08,637 Four. 936 00:49:08,637 --> 00:49:11,970 Lover of dukkha and my best friend. 937 00:49:11,970 --> 00:49:13,470 Am I still taking Franny tonight? 938 00:49:13,470 --> 00:49:14,595 Please. 939 00:49:14,595 --> 00:49:16,261 I've got a deep-sea welding class. 940 00:49:16,261 --> 00:49:17,303 That's a thing? 941 00:49:17,303 --> 00:49:18,970 Yeah, shipyards and oil platforms 942 00:49:18,970 --> 00:49:21,470 pay big dough for underwater welders. 943 00:49:21,470 --> 00:49:22,637 Come on, beautiful girl. 944 00:49:22,637 --> 00:49:23,637 Let's get you and the twins some dinner. 945 00:49:23,637 --> 00:49:25,970 Love you too, pumpkin. 946 00:49:25,970 --> 00:49:27,970 Joining us for dinner tonight, Kwame? 947 00:49:27,970 --> 00:49:29,261 Chitlins involved? 948 00:49:29,261 --> 00:49:30,679 Cheese pizza okay? 949 00:49:30,679 --> 00:49:32,637 Harriet Tubman liked pizza? 950 00:49:32,637 --> 00:49:34,345 That's the rumor. 951 00:49:36,136 --> 00:49:38,512 Nice dashiki. 952 00:50:04,178 --> 00:50:06,095 Hey, everybody, it's a boy. 953 00:50:06,095 --> 00:50:09,553 Oh my! 954 00:50:09,553 --> 00:50:10,970 And Tami? 955 00:50:10,970 --> 00:50:15,720 Um, yeah, she, uhshe needed an emergency C-section. 956 00:50:15,720 --> 00:50:18,887 Um, there were some complications, bleeding. 957 00:50:18,887 --> 00:50:21,345 She'sshe's still in the OR. 958 00:50:21,345 --> 00:50:22,387 Shit. 959 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:23,887 But she's gonna be okay, right? 960 00:50:23,887 --> 00:50:26,470 I don'tI don't know. I don't know. 961 00:50:26,470 --> 00:50:27,887 I mean, they wouldn't tell me anything else. 962 00:50:27,887 --> 00:50:29,428 Well, go find the fuck out. 963 00:50:29,428 --> 00:50:31,804 Okay, okay, she's in surgery, Cami. 964 00:50:31,804 --> 00:50:33,053 They'll let us know how she is 965 00:50:33,053 --> 00:50:35,053 as soon as they have something to tell us. 966 00:50:36,345 --> 00:50:37,637 Mr. Tamietti? 967 00:50:37,637 --> 00:50:39,387 Yes. 968 00:50:39,387 --> 00:50:41,387 Oh, sorry, you know, I think, uh, she actually means me. 969 00:50:41,387 --> 00:50:44,470 Uh, I'll come back as soon as I know anything, all right? 970 00:51:02,679 --> 00:51:05,095 You up for going one more time before we head in? 971 00:51:05,095 --> 00:51:07,095 I could really use a bed. 972 00:51:07,095 --> 00:51:08,804 I kind of threw my back out. 973 00:51:08,804 --> 00:51:10,136 That, and I need to ice my balls. 974 00:51:10,136 --> 00:51:12,428 Maybe we could do it in the shower and then 975 00:51:12,428 --> 00:51:14,428 - maybe up on the roof. 976 00:51:14,428 --> 00:51:15,428 Debbie? 977 00:51:15,428 --> 00:51:17,553 No, Lip. Tami had the baby. 978 00:51:17,553 --> 00:51:19,261 That's great. 979 00:51:19,261 --> 00:51:20,762 Yeah, but she's in trouble. 980 00:51:20,762 --> 00:51:21,762 What? 981 00:51:21,762 --> 00:51:23,845 Something went wrong. 982 00:51:31,428 --> 00:51:33,261 Yeah, baby. 983 00:51:33,261 --> 00:51:36,387 Hey, looks like the boys love the new daddy, huh? 984 00:51:39,470 --> 00:51:41,595 Did somebody punch your tit? 985 00:51:41,595 --> 00:51:43,428 No, hickeys. 986 00:51:43,428 --> 00:51:44,970 One of the software engineers from Google 987 00:51:44,970 --> 00:51:46,637 likes to pretend he's nursing. 988 00:51:46,637 --> 00:51:47,804 Yeah, well, you're lucky. 989 00:51:47,804 --> 00:51:49,679 I had a guy who wanted me to change his diaper. 990 00:51:49,679 --> 00:51:52,804 - Oh. 991 00:52:12,512 --> 00:52:13,637 Good evening, Mauve. 992 00:52:13,637 --> 00:52:14,637 Oh, welcome back. 993 00:52:14,637 --> 00:52:16,136 Your usual? 994 00:52:16,136 --> 00:52:17,387 Please. 995 00:52:27,303 --> 00:52:28,887 You look fantastic. 996 00:52:28,887 --> 00:52:30,011 Thank you. 997 00:52:30,011 --> 00:52:31,345 I love your dress. 998 00:52:31,345 --> 00:52:33,345 Herve Leger. 999 00:52:33,345 --> 00:52:34,804 Wonderful. 1000 00:52:37,261 --> 00:52:39,178 - Thank you. 1001 00:52:47,887 --> 00:52:51,345 Fold the bottom of the blanket over baby's feet. 1002 00:52:51,345 --> 00:52:55,637 Then just tuck the point into the top, okay? 1003 00:52:57,637 --> 00:52:58,428 Yeah, yeah. 1004 00:52:58,428 --> 00:53:00,512 Sit. 1005 00:53:01,845 --> 00:53:04,345 Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. 1006 00:53:04,345 --> 00:53:06,220 Set him like this. 1007 00:53:09,178 --> 00:53:10,637 Hey. 1008 00:53:13,136 --> 00:53:14,679 Hey. 1009 00:53:16,595 --> 00:53:17,804 Shh. 1010 00:53:26,553 --> 00:53:28,053 Shh, shh, shh. 1011 00:53:28,053 --> 00:53:29,095 Oh, my gosh. 1012 00:53:29,095 --> 00:53:30,553 Shh, shh, shh. 1013 00:53:37,553 --> 00:53:39,053 Boy or girl? 1014 00:53:39,053 --> 00:53:41,095 Boy. 1015 00:53:46,553 --> 00:53:47,970 Are you sure it's yours? 1016 00:53:50,470 --> 00:53:52,011 Tami? 1017 00:53:52,011 --> 00:53:53,762 I don't know. 1018 00:53:53,762 --> 00:53:55,053 Still in surgery. 1019 00:54:03,929 --> 00:54:05,512 It'll be okay. 1020 00:54:18,637 --> 00:54:20,261 That's your uncle. 1021 00:54:24,387 --> 00:54:25,595 It's a boy. 1022 00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:27,303 No, Ian doesn't know yet. 1023 00:54:51,929 --> 00:54:53,679 - Oh! - Buddy! 1024 00:54:55,845 --> 00:54:57,637 Hey, guys, I'm open. I'm open. 1025 00:54:57,637 --> 00:54:59,804 Hey, the ball, ball, ball, ball, ball! 1026 00:54:59,804 --> 00:55:02,011 - Come on, man! - No, no, no, no! 1027 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:06,720 Oh!