1 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:08,467 [♪ theme music plays] 2 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:17,721 - You look... - Twelve. 3 00:02:19,264 --> 00:02:20,640 I look like I'm 12. 4 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:26,729 I didn't even know this was possible. 5 00:02:27,938 --> 00:02:29,899 To regress this far. Become a child. 6 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,193 I'm still me. 7 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:33,527 Just like when you changed. 8 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,614 You were still you inside. 9 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:38,699 Yeah, I know. 10 00:02:40,826 --> 00:02:43,079 We can't afford to be emotional right now. 11 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,872 We don't have time to mess around with that. 12 00:02:45,873 --> 00:02:47,084 We need to move. 13 00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:50,795 - Where? - To stop him. I'm not just gonna give up. 14 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,170 Cooper, look at yourself. 15 00:02:52,171 --> 00:02:55,591 You'll trip over your goddamn trousers before you can even draw your gun. 16 00:02:56,468 --> 00:02:58,009 - Give it to me. - What? 17 00:02:58,010 --> 00:03:00,597 My gun. Let's go. 18 00:03:04,141 --> 00:03:05,936 I won't stay like this. 19 00:03:07,312 --> 00:03:08,813 I'll grow up one day. 20 00:03:09,605 --> 00:03:10,606 Right? 21 00:03:16,445 --> 00:03:21,784 Well, maybe this is a gift, you know? 22 00:03:23,412 --> 00:03:28,207 Maybe you can just say screw it and start your life again from scratch. 23 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:31,420 Knowing everything that you do now. 24 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:34,673 That would be a gift, right? 25 00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,848 [water running] 26 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:50,187 [♪ upbeat music plays] 27 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,652 - Tequila, please. Neat. - [bartender] You got it. 28 00:03:58,572 --> 00:04:01,032 - Boyfriend got a poopy diaper? - Oh, fuck you. 29 00:04:02,950 --> 00:04:03,951 I'm sorry. 30 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,495 - I really am. - [bartender] Here you go, ma'am. 31 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:09,290 [Antonio] I just find this all inexplicable and fucking… 32 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,126 terrifying. 33 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:12,627 So I joke. 34 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:17,507 How is he? 35 00:04:18,007 --> 00:04:22,177 He's tired and wanted to lay down for a bit. 36 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,180 [panting] 37 00:04:25,557 --> 00:04:28,559 - He doesn't have any pubic hair. - One less thing to worry about. 38 00:04:28,560 --> 00:04:29,560 I don't have any. 39 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:32,396 - Can't blame him. - This shit can't be permanent, right? 40 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:35,106 Stop asking me shit like that. How the fuck am I supposed to know? 41 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:37,778 Calm down. Calm down. We have to strategize. 42 00:04:41,697 --> 00:04:43,449 Are we still going for it? 43 00:04:46,327 --> 00:04:47,620 Fuck yes, we are. 44 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,122 We just need to get our shit together and move. 45 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,125 Right. 46 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,711 Then what the fuck is the plan? 47 00:04:57,588 --> 00:05:01,466 I say we call Diana. Get his location. 48 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,012 Use her and his wife, who apparently hates him, to breach access. 49 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,891 Then we slit his fucking throat. 50 00:05:09,391 --> 00:05:13,312 Stop this. Stop what happened to us, and now Coop, 51 00:05:13,312 --> 00:05:16,190 who's been dealt the most fucked-up hand of all. How does that sound? 52 00:05:17,108 --> 00:05:18,192 Yeah, I fuck with that. 53 00:05:18,192 --> 00:05:20,528 God, I love it when a plan comes together. 54 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:21,612 [♪ music plays on TV] 55 00:05:21,612 --> 00:05:23,781 [all phones buzzing, beeping] 56 00:05:25,908 --> 00:05:29,036 [commercial actor] Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life 57 00:05:29,036 --> 00:05:30,495 and my legs. 58 00:05:30,497 --> 00:05:32,915 I was told amputation was in my future. 59 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:36,377 - But not anymore, thanks to The Beauty… - ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 60 00:05:36,377 --> 00:05:39,129 ♪ One in a million girl ♪ 61 00:05:39,129 --> 00:05:40,463 I'm living my best life. 62 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,007 ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 63 00:05:42,007 --> 00:05:44,050 [commercial actor 2] After a life filled with antidepressants… 64 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:45,134 No. 65 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,137 [commercial actor 2] …I became a cop to help me cope… 66 00:05:47,137 --> 00:05:49,098 Hey, I thought this shit wasn't dropping till tomorrow. 67 00:05:49,098 --> 00:05:51,600 [commercial actor 2] Cursed by my family genes. 68 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:53,351 Until now. 69 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:54,562 [phones buzzing, beeping] 70 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:56,648 What is this? 71 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,442 ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 72 00:06:00,442 --> 00:06:05,156 - ♪ One in a million girl ♪ - ♪ One in a million girl ♪ 73 00:06:08,492 --> 00:06:09,870 [new Cooper] We're too late. 74 00:06:11,745 --> 00:06:14,081 Is this a joke? This is crazy. 75 00:06:14,081 --> 00:06:17,000 No need to consult a doctor. Protector boosters are approved for everyone. 76 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,086 [commercial actor 4] Need help cleaning up your gooey sac 77 00:06:19,086 --> 00:06:21,630 or a soothing voice to hold you through those beautiful sweats? 78 00:06:22,214 --> 00:06:25,175 Visit The Beauty website to find the package that's right for you. 79 00:06:26,218 --> 00:06:28,428 ♪ She's a Beauty ♪ 80 00:06:28,430 --> 00:06:33,183 - ♪ One in a million girl ♪ - ♪ One in a million girl ♪ 81 00:06:35,728 --> 00:06:36,730 [♪ eerie music plays] 82 00:06:41,483 --> 00:06:42,944 [students chattering] 83 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:54,454 [student groaning] 84 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:58,082 - Don-Don't do it. - Stop. It's fine. God. 85 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,377 [student 2] You told me it needed another week to heal. 86 00:07:00,377 --> 00:07:03,379 I need to see my new fucking nose. 87 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,923 Go outside if you're gonna be such a Karen. 88 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:08,009 - [groans] - Oh, God! I can't. 89 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:10,805 [student groaning] Ow, ow, ow, ow. 90 00:07:13,807 --> 00:07:15,934 - Does it hurt? - Yes, it fucking hurts. 91 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,978 What the fuck? 92 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:20,564 [student 2] Are you okay? 93 00:07:21,524 --> 00:07:23,276 Look at this. 94 00:07:24,401 --> 00:07:26,944 - It looks great. - This is not a Kendall Jenner. 95 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:31,033 [scoffs] I showed that fucking butcher, like, 50 classic KJen shots, and this, 96 00:07:31,033 --> 00:07:34,286 this is what the best in Montclair comes up with for seven fucking grand? 97 00:07:34,286 --> 00:07:36,747 [sobs] Do you know how many summers I saved up for this? 98 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:39,832 How can you even tell with all the swelling and the bruising? 99 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:42,961 You remember in second grade, I broke my collarbone. 100 00:07:42,961 --> 00:07:45,297 We both thought I was gonna be lopsided for life. 101 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:46,757 Update. I'm not. 102 00:07:47,257 --> 00:07:50,052 - Stop. - Why? It's already fucked-up. 103 00:07:50,552 --> 00:07:51,846 No curve. 104 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:54,432 [cries] 105 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:56,600 No point. 106 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,815 - All I see is my fucking dad. - Ruthie... 107 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:06,192 No one wants to make out with a chick with the face of a contractor. 108 00:08:06,194 --> 00:08:09,447 - Relax, you're gonna make it worse. - [sobs] It's throbbing. 109 00:08:10,197 --> 00:08:12,283 Look, I'm not insane. 110 00:08:13,492 --> 00:08:17,829 I let go of our Vogue cover dreams long, long ago. 111 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:18,831 But, like… 112 00:08:20,290 --> 00:08:21,709 this was all part of a plan. 113 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:26,129 I only applied to out-of-state schools for a reason. 114 00:08:26,130 --> 00:08:29,966 I can't continue the next stage of my life being the same sad tomboy Ruthie 115 00:08:29,968 --> 00:08:31,970 with a big fucking beak. 116 00:08:32,928 --> 00:08:35,849 I need to launch a new version of me. 117 00:08:38,726 --> 00:08:40,729 A beautiful me. 118 00:08:41,562 --> 00:08:42,938 I feel it too. 119 00:08:43,440 --> 00:08:45,524 You know how hard it is for me to find jeans 120 00:08:45,524 --> 00:08:48,693 that give my ass a boost and hide my extra squish? 121 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,113 Mm-hmm. 122 00:08:52,823 --> 00:08:55,158 - But you are more than your nose. - [sobs] 123 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:59,121 You are amazing, and you will do amazing things no matter what. 124 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,043 You are beautiful. 125 00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:06,336 Got it? 126 00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:08,589 - [suspenseful music plays] - [Ruthie] Oh. 127 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:11,009 [student 2] Fuck. Oh. One second. 128 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,308 [student 2] Oh, my God. 129 00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,394 [school bell ringing] 130 00:09:22,394 --> 00:09:24,647 [students chattering] 131 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,025 [♪ upbeat music plays] 132 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,072 [commercial actor] Obesity and advanced diabetes were threatening my life 133 00:09:33,072 --> 00:09:34,155 and my legs… 134 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:35,990 [commercial actor 4] Visit The Beauty website to find 135 00:09:35,991 --> 00:09:37,076 the package that's right for you. 136 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,536 [commercial actor] …amputation was in my future. 137 00:09:39,537 --> 00:09:41,873 But not anymore thanks to The Beauty… 138 00:09:42,581 --> 00:09:45,709 [commercial actor 3] Long ago, we were forced to leave our best selves behind. 139 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:47,586 [commercial actor 2] After a life filled with antidepressants 140 00:09:47,586 --> 00:09:48,587 and crummy therapists… 141 00:09:51,131 --> 00:09:52,256 Cursed by my family genes. 142 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,384 [commercial actor 4] Need help cleaning up your gooey sac… 143 00:09:54,384 --> 00:09:56,260 [commercial actor 5] Get jabbed and feel fab today. 144 00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:58,932 [commercial actor 7] Aging, illness, no nursing home. 145 00:09:59,932 --> 00:10:02,101 [commercial actor 6] I can't even remember my own name… 146 00:10:03,727 --> 00:10:04,895 No need to consult a doctor. 147 00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,321 Get jabbed and feel fab today. 148 00:10:14,697 --> 00:10:15,865 [door opens] 149 00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,616 [students chattering] 150 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,129 Hey, cunt. 151 00:10:29,796 --> 00:10:32,423 Yeah, you. Remember me? 152 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:36,844 I know. I got the shot. 153 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,177 That's right. 154 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:42,932 And now I have a better rack, ass, and Mark Wyler won't stop liking my posts. 155 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:44,852 No fucking way. 156 00:10:45,352 --> 00:10:46,854 - [grunts] - [thuds] 157 00:10:46,855 --> 00:10:48,397 [students screaming] 158 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,441 - [students cheering] Fight! Fight! - [Tina grunts] 159 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:52,942 [Kallie groans] 160 00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:54,570 Enjoy the view, bitch! 161 00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,071 [Kallie coughing] 162 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,614 [students screaming] 163 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,448 - [students gasping] - [smacks] 164 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,993 [grunts] 165 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,953 Look at you! Look at me! 166 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:05,913 I won! 167 00:11:05,914 --> 00:11:08,167 [Tina panting] 168 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,085 I'm gonna kill you all! 169 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:11,753 [cackles] 170 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,714 - What the hell just happened? - [Tina grunting] 171 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:16,133 Tina Castle just whooped Kallie Hanigan's ass. 172 00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,342 Tina with the front butt and training bra? 173 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,263 - [Tina grunting, screaming] - She got the shot. 174 00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:21,972 She got The Beauty. 175 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,142 What? 176 00:11:24,975 --> 00:11:26,394 She's stunning. 177 00:11:29,688 --> 00:11:30,690 Yeah. 178 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,357 And that side is called the hypotenuse. 179 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:37,361 To find that, use a simple little formula called… [echoes] …the Pythagorean theorem 180 00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,489 which, of course, as you can see on the board, 181 00:11:39,490 --> 00:11:42,618 is A squared, plus B squared equals C squared. 182 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,661 [student screaming] 183 00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,331 [student 2 groaning] 184 00:11:49,750 --> 00:11:51,418 Send the nurse to room 216. Now. 185 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,004 - [cracking] - [thuds] 186 00:11:53,962 --> 00:11:57,131 [Teacher] Hold him so he doesn't hurt his head. This is epilepsy. 187 00:11:57,133 --> 00:11:58,134 [groaning] 188 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:00,470 [student 2 screaming] 189 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:02,929 Grab his feet. 190 00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:04,849 He took something. What did he take? 191 00:12:05,350 --> 00:12:08,184 - Joe, he took something. What did he take? - Nothing. I swear. 192 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:11,355 We can't help him if you don't tell me. You're his best friend. 193 00:12:11,855 --> 00:12:14,024 He told me he got the shot this morning. 194 00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:15,942 This is The Beauty? 195 00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,946 [student 2 groaning] 196 00:12:18,528 --> 00:12:19,739 [all screaming] 197 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:22,783 [gags] 198 00:12:36,630 --> 00:12:38,756 [reporter 1] Despite his shocking transformation, 199 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,842 the president says it is the best he's ever felt. 200 00:12:41,844 --> 00:12:45,346 Declaring this a new pharmaceutical fountain of youth 201 00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:48,307 and a modern-day scientific miracle. 202 00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:49,893 On his way to Marine One, 203 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:53,437 he declared that he felt and looked so much younger that, quote, 204 00:12:53,438 --> 00:12:55,691 "Along with running for a third term, 205 00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:58,693 I'm also going to run for a fourth and a fifth," 206 00:12:58,695 --> 00:12:59,778 end quote. 207 00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:02,365 [president] Byron Forst is a genius, 208 00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,951 I look forward to hanging the Medal of Freedom around his neck… 209 00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:07,326 That stuff's really everywhere. 210 00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:09,328 [president] …when he's at the White House next week. 211 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:10,413 [camera shutter clicking] 212 00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,082 [reporter 1] Before leaving on his trip to a NATO conference, 213 00:13:13,083 --> 00:13:17,004 the president revealed that every member of his cabinet has been given the drug 214 00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:20,340 and cleared the way for emergency use authorization. 215 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:24,135 With further federal backing, full FDA approval is immediately in effect… 216 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,721 - Ugh. Whatever this is. - [sighs] 217 00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:28,557 …as questions about the nature of its clinical trials remain. 218 00:13:28,557 --> 00:13:29,558 Well, 219 00:13:30,100 --> 00:13:32,811 at least the president doesn't look like an octogenarian. 220 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,562 [reporter 2] Thank you very much, Angela. 221 00:13:34,563 --> 00:13:36,856 That was minutes ago from the White House. 222 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:39,360 We'll have more daily headlines right after the break. 223 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,282 [clicks tongue] We're gonna need to talk to her. 224 00:13:46,616 --> 00:13:49,828 - [students] Fight! Fight! - [Kallie screams] 225 00:13:50,871 --> 00:13:52,706 [commercial actor] I'm living my best life. 226 00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:55,917 [Sir Ma'am] Okay, guys, I did it. It's done. 227 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:59,171 I got The Beauty shot… [chuckles] 228 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:03,341 …at the pop-up at Christopher Street one hour ago. Yes. 229 00:14:03,341 --> 00:14:04,967 And, yes, I jumped the line. 230 00:14:04,969 --> 00:14:06,886 Yes, I had the sponsorship, 231 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,765 but I was a little afraid, and I just 232 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:11,850 took the leap. [chuckles] 233 00:14:11,850 --> 00:14:15,895 And news flash, it didn't hurt at all. [chuckles] 234 00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:20,192 And everybody at the pop-up was so nice and so welcoming. 235 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,485 And just like the friendly nurse said, 236 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:25,780 I am starting to develop a fever. 237 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,366 But apparently that is totally normal. 238 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:33,871 OMG, I am so excited! [giggles] 239 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:36,540 Follow and like and watch part two for the results. 240 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,253 Keep clicking for the big reveal. [chuckles] 241 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:42,840 [grunts] Mmm. 242 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,596 [♪ "Also Sprach Zarathustra" plays] 243 00:15:00,774 --> 00:15:01,857 You guys. 244 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:06,614 Okay, so I just looked in the mirror, and do I have abs now? [chuckles] 245 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:09,991 And is my jawline really this snatched? 246 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:16,749 And can I finally fit into this fucking sherbet-colored Speedo? 247 00:15:17,457 --> 00:15:18,668 [new Sir Ma'am chuckles] 248 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:26,259 Is this real life? 249 00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:29,802 Oh, my God. 250 00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,971 [parent] Dinner's ready. 251 00:15:45,193 --> 00:15:46,528 What's the matter? 252 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:51,448 - Nothing. Why? - Your mom worked hard 253 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,284 - to make a nice meal for you. - Terry. 254 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,288 - [scoffs] It's true. - I'm just not that hungry, okay? 255 00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:57,706 [phone buzzes, beeps] 256 00:15:59,167 --> 00:16:01,251 - [Terry] Uh... - Uh-uh. What's the rule? 257 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,881 How is she? That kind of surgery is not fun. 258 00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,427 She's healing, but she's gonna look amazing. 259 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,721 So is Mickey Larson. 260 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,514 [parent] Mickey Larson got a nose job? 261 00:16:15,515 --> 00:16:16,892 No, Mom, he got The Beauty. 262 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:19,811 I watched him spaz and start changing right in the middle of math class. 263 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,312 Jesus Christ. Really? 264 00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,106 Everyone's doing it, and… 265 00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:26,525 the ones who haven't will soon enough. 266 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,111 All right. I know it seems that way now, but just wait. 267 00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,282 No. I always wait. I really want this. 268 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:33,073 More than anything. 269 00:16:33,075 --> 00:16:36,119 Bella, why on earth would you say such a thing? You are so cute. 270 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,662 I do not want to be cute, 271 00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,498 especially now when everyone else is going to be that fucking hot. 272 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:41,792 Look, I get it. 273 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:44,878 Okay? This is the hot new thing, and you want in. 274 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:47,297 I begged my folks for a BowFlex when I was in high school. 275 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,133 - You know how many times I used that? - [parent] Just eat well, 276 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,302 - keep getting on your bike… - You guys are such hypocrites. 277 00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:54,053 You think I don't see that shit in the fridge? 278 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:56,889 Ozempic is different. I was on the verge of heart disease. 279 00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,350 You're experimenting with off-label diabetes meds. 280 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,102 A doctor prescribed it. It's a medical treatment, honey. 281 00:17:02,104 --> 00:17:03,938 Oh, please. Did the doctor also prescribe 282 00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:06,357 those tight new jeans you love strolling around in? 283 00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:08,234 I see that smile when you get a double take. 284 00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:09,318 [parent] Bella! 285 00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:11,153 [scoffs] Don't talk to your mother that way. 286 00:17:11,154 --> 00:17:15,616 Look, there is nothing wrong with wanting to look good, feel good, 287 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:20,538 but there's more to life and more to you than the chase for perfection. 288 00:17:20,538 --> 00:17:22,123 Perfection? 289 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:26,001 Two summers ago, we spent every weekend visiting Gram in the home, 290 00:17:26,002 --> 00:17:27,797 and she didn't know who any of us were. 291 00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,673 Uncle Richie, two kinds of cancer, 292 00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,593 and The Beauty can stop that and make me feel better about myself. 293 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:36,971 - I mean, you guys should want this too. - I have to say I am shocked, Bella. 294 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:38,515 Look, where is my sweet girl? 295 00:17:38,516 --> 00:17:40,474 Do you even know the first thing about this? 296 00:17:40,476 --> 00:17:42,560 - Like what it does? - Yes, that's why I want it. 297 00:17:42,561 --> 00:17:43,728 It's irreversible, Bella. 298 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,981 And we're starting to hear about all these different kinds of side effects. 299 00:17:46,982 --> 00:17:48,525 Oh. Yeah. Mutations, comas, 300 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,236 disfigurement, ignition ketosis. Have you heard about that? 301 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:54,280 Stop. That's like a minuscule number of people. 302 00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:56,156 Only 5% of cases so far. 303 00:17:56,157 --> 00:17:58,660 That's nothing. The odds of me getting hit by a bus are higher. 304 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,327 Okay, that's not what I'm hearing. 305 00:18:00,328 --> 00:18:04,749 And even 5%, 7%, is that a risk that you want to take? 306 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,295 If I got a 95% on my research paper, you guys would be shitting yourself 307 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,921 - with happiness! - [Terry] That's enough. 308 00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,383 It's thousands of dollars that we don't have. 309 00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:15,594 And neither do you. End of discussion. 310 00:18:15,595 --> 00:18:18,513 You guys don't think I can get five, ten grand? 311 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:21,642 [scoffs] 312 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:28,273 I get good grades, I play soccer, my clothes are fine. 313 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:31,611 No one makes fun of me or bothers me. 314 00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,488 Sounds great, right? 315 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:40,327 It's because no one even knows I exist. 316 00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,832 I'm like a ghost just drifting through life no one can see, 317 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,667 and I don't want to live like that anymore. 318 00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:53,548 Dad, what about the risk of living a life unfulfilled, 319 00:18:53,548 --> 00:18:55,925 of wondering if more is possible? 320 00:18:56,926 --> 00:18:58,552 That's what scares me. 321 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:03,643 And now there's finally an out for me a-and people who feel like me. 322 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:07,063 [scoffs] 323 00:19:08,772 --> 00:19:10,648 I turn 18 in a week. 324 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,402 I don't need permission anymore. 325 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,864 You guys told me to follow my dreams and passions 326 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,075 and to do what makes me happy, and this is it. 327 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:24,497 I want to be the best version of me. I want to finally be beautiful. 328 00:19:26,082 --> 00:19:27,165 Oh. 329 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,000 Bella. 330 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,170 You guys don't fucking understand anything! 331 00:19:54,567 --> 00:19:55,568 'Sup, Bel? 332 00:19:57,404 --> 00:19:58,405 Hi. 333 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,535 You're usually more excited for lunch with your bestie. 334 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:05,703 Mazel, bitch, it's me. 335 00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:07,079 [Bella gasps] 336 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:08,623 Wow. 337 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,584 - [giggles] - [Bella] Holy shit. 338 00:20:11,876 --> 00:20:13,169 [new Ruthie] What do you think? 339 00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:16,005 - You really solved your nose problem. - Right? 340 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:17,089 Oh, my God. 341 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:19,049 [new Ruthie] Do I not look devastating? 342 00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,509 [Bella] How and-and when? 343 00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,845 Over the weekend. 344 00:20:21,846 --> 00:20:25,265 I gave Ben and Sarah the sob story pitch about the botched nose job, 345 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,809 and the parentals caved. 346 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,394 - Really? - Yeah, really. [sighs] 347 00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,980 I don't know if it's, like, them feeling bad 348 00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:36,901 about putting me on Adderall when I was ten or if they just genuinely know, like, 349 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,028 how important this time in my life is, 350 00:20:39,028 --> 00:20:43,742 but they ponied up for the full poke treatment. 351 00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:45,952 What's that? 352 00:20:47,954 --> 00:20:51,791 [new Ruthie] The full platinum concierge experience. 353 00:20:55,921 --> 00:21:00,383 First, there was Conor. Talk about a warm welcome. 354 00:21:00,384 --> 00:21:03,470 Welcome, Ruthie. I'll be your chaperone for your treatment today. 355 00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:06,307 [new Ruthie] Bel, this guy was fucking hot, 356 00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,142 and he was a real beauty. 357 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,268 We're pretty chill here. 358 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:13,061 Just whatever you do, don't call me "nurse." 359 00:21:13,063 --> 00:21:16,356 Those are for doctors and hospitals and negative energy institutions, 360 00:21:16,357 --> 00:21:18,067 and this is not that. 361 00:21:18,067 --> 00:21:20,945 My only purpose is to gently guide you to your best self. 362 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,866 Whenever you're ready. No rush. 363 00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,786 [Bella] The paperwork must have been a nightmare. 364 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,788 [new Ruthie] Not when your parents pay 20 grand. 365 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,539 [beeping] 366 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,666 [automated voice] Welcome, Ruthie. 367 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,461 [new Ruthie] There was, like, one stupid form. 368 00:21:37,462 --> 00:21:40,048 I don't even know what it said, but it was probably fine. 369 00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,471 [automated voice] Thank you. Please proceed to your treatment. 370 00:21:47,096 --> 00:21:50,849 A tonic to help cleanse and balance the body. 371 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,769 We believe it makes the change easier. 372 00:21:52,769 --> 00:21:58,023 [new Ruthie] It was like the best spa day ever on steroids. 373 00:21:58,025 --> 00:22:02,529 They had everything. Juices. Tonics. Aromatherapy. 374 00:22:03,530 --> 00:22:04,823 I hate to say it. 375 00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:06,740 You remember Stacy's Instas from Bali? 376 00:22:06,741 --> 00:22:10,577 Dude, it was like that. Some real White Lotus shit. 377 00:22:10,578 --> 00:22:13,540 I'll step out while you get into your transformation robe. 378 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,166 Take your time. 379 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:21,757 And then they gave me the shot. 380 00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:24,926 [Conor] Lay back. 381 00:22:37,146 --> 00:22:38,273 Ready? 382 00:22:40,526 --> 00:22:41,984 - [Bella] Did it hurt? - [new Ruthie] No. 383 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:45,989 Isn't that so weird? I kept waiting for it to hurt, and it just never did. 384 00:22:45,990 --> 00:22:48,700 And I don't know if that's because I was with Conor and I was, like, 385 00:22:48,701 --> 00:22:50,326 totally smitten on him, 386 00:22:50,326 --> 00:22:53,288 or maybe I'm just used to it now 'cause of all the stupid COVID stuff, 387 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,832 but I seriously would have let Conor stab me, 388 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:57,625 like, a thousand times if he wanted to. 389 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:00,670 All set. 390 00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:01,672 Thank you. 391 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,592 Follow me to your no-harm experience. 392 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:09,305 [new Ruthie] After that, they took me to this room, right? 393 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:13,474 Sure, totally normal, except there was no furniture. 394 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:20,064 - Just floor-to-ceiling cashmere padding. - Oh, my God. 395 00:23:20,065 --> 00:23:22,525 It, like, looked and felt like heaven. 396 00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:25,320 I'm telling you, Bel, this place was fucking legit. 397 00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,696 We're gonna be right here, Ruthie. 398 00:23:27,698 --> 00:23:29,990 [new Ruthie] And as if Conor wasn't enough to keep me happy, 399 00:23:29,991 --> 00:23:32,993 in walks another hottie, and I started sweating. 400 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,371 - [Bella] Because of the guy? - [new Ruthie] That's what I thought. 401 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:37,624 Turns out that's just the beginning of the treatment. 402 00:23:37,625 --> 00:23:40,001 Just relax. We've got you. 403 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:43,212 [breathes deeply] 404 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:48,050 [gasps] 405 00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:49,927 [new Ruthie] They said I took, like, three hours, 406 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,846 but because they spritzed my dose with some kind of, like, benzo, 407 00:23:52,847 --> 00:23:53,932 I was able to just… 408 00:23:53,932 --> 00:23:56,183 [smacks lips] …sleep right through it. 409 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:57,185 [water running] 410 00:24:39,560 --> 00:24:41,646 [laughs] 411 00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:45,401 [new Ruthie] I just went in, 412 00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,693 took a little nap. 413 00:24:47,694 --> 00:24:49,528 I woke up three hours later and… 414 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:50,530 [sighs] 415 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:52,281 …I looked like this. 416 00:24:53,491 --> 00:24:54,575 Oof! 417 00:24:54,576 --> 00:24:55,660 Uh. 418 00:24:55,661 --> 00:24:56,953 Wow. How… 419 00:24:57,788 --> 00:24:59,038 How-How does it feel? 420 00:24:59,038 --> 00:25:02,250 Incredible, but also, like, super weird. 421 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:04,460 I don't know, it's hard to explain. 422 00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,547 You just have to experience it for yourself. 423 00:25:07,548 --> 00:25:08,882 It's like magic. 424 00:25:10,134 --> 00:25:11,134 Wait, 425 00:25:11,634 --> 00:25:13,011 I gotta show you these. 426 00:25:20,059 --> 00:25:21,060 [sighs] 427 00:25:22,061 --> 00:25:24,355 - Oh. You look hot! - [new Ruthie] Wait, look at this one. 428 00:25:24,355 --> 00:25:26,773 Yeah, I am hot, I know. 429 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:28,984 - [Bella gasps] - Yeah, that's me. That's also me. 430 00:25:28,986 --> 00:25:30,569 [Bella] Oh, my God. I'm dead. 431 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:33,239 Looks like you finally got that reboot you always talked about. 432 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:34,365 I know, 433 00:25:34,365 --> 00:25:35,615 and just in time too. 434 00:25:35,616 --> 00:25:38,493 Like, fuck nose jobs and thread lifts. 435 00:25:38,494 --> 00:25:39,871 This is how you start college. 436 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,749 Like, I get to go in there 437 00:25:42,499 --> 00:25:44,125 the best version of me. 438 00:25:45,376 --> 00:25:49,087 And I don't know about Northwestern. Like, maybe I need to go somewhere else. 439 00:25:49,088 --> 00:25:51,048 Somewhere beachier and, like, 440 00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:53,718 sexier, like Miami. 441 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:55,470 Or even, like, Hawaii? 442 00:25:55,471 --> 00:25:59,682 Yeah, but y-you want to be a journalist. That's why you're going there. 443 00:25:59,682 --> 00:26:01,059 Things are different now. 444 00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:04,354 [chuckles] And I think I want to be a model. 445 00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:06,690 Wow. 446 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:10,067 - Wow. [chuckles] - What do you think? [chuckles] 447 00:26:10,068 --> 00:26:11,277 Um. 448 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:14,404 I… I am insanely jealous, 449 00:26:14,405 --> 00:26:15,615 obviously. 450 00:26:16,532 --> 00:26:18,366 I'm very excited for you. 451 00:26:18,367 --> 00:26:19,826 [chuckles] 452 00:26:19,827 --> 00:26:21,454 It's just, um, 453 00:26:22,455 --> 00:26:23,914 when you're off in Paris 454 00:26:23,915 --> 00:26:26,209 running around on photo shoots and stuff, 455 00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:28,544 just don't forget about me, 456 00:26:28,545 --> 00:26:29,880 - okay? - What are you talking about? 457 00:26:30,798 --> 00:26:33,424 - You're literally gonna be there with me. - [scoffs] 458 00:26:33,925 --> 00:26:35,927 You think I would do this and not think about you? 459 00:26:36,470 --> 00:26:38,096 How long have we been best friends? 460 00:26:38,096 --> 00:26:39,221 Forever. 461 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:40,473 - Duh. - Duh. 462 00:26:45,144 --> 00:26:47,438 [new Ruthie] When I was leaving, Conor stopped me. 463 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,272 You're one of the lucky ones. 464 00:26:49,273 --> 00:26:52,609 This experience isn't attainable or affordable for most, 465 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,864 but there is another way for people to at least get a dose. 466 00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,782 So if you knew of anyone, 467 00:26:58,866 --> 00:26:59,867 I can help. 468 00:27:10,086 --> 00:27:11,921 [new Ruthie] He said he can help people 469 00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:14,298 that can't get it the normal way. 470 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:19,511 What do you think? 471 00:27:19,512 --> 00:27:20,721 Is it legal? 472 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,809 - "Is it legal?" - Okay, sorry. 473 00:27:26,060 --> 00:27:27,728 So what's your holdup? 474 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:30,230 Just, did anyone say anything about side effects? 475 00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:31,773 Um, yeah. 476 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,234 They did mention, like, a tidal wave of hot dick, 477 00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:35,694 and you'll probably get asked to prom, 478 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:37,613 - like, way more times than you can count. - Ruthie. 479 00:27:37,614 --> 00:27:38,865 Be so for real. 480 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:40,575 - What? - Is there anything crazy 481 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:43,536 - that could happen, like… like dying? - No. No. 482 00:27:43,537 --> 00:27:45,913 No, they did not warn me that I might die. 483 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,664 Okay? 484 00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:49,959 If you want, I can ask when I go get my booster. 485 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,127 And you have to get boosters for life? 486 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:54,087 Like, what happens if I stop taking one? 487 00:27:54,088 --> 00:27:57,674 What happens if my dad stops taking his Lipitor or his Lexapro? 488 00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:59,677 You want to talk about side effects. 489 00:28:00,178 --> 00:28:01,596 This is what was best for me, 490 00:28:01,596 --> 00:28:02,597 and… 491 00:28:03,472 --> 00:28:05,808 I think it could be what's best for you too. 492 00:28:07,644 --> 00:28:08,811 Call him.