1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:05,000 Edited at https://subtitletools.com 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,000 THUNDER ROLLS 3 00:00:09,000 --> 00:00:13,000 This programme contains very strong language. 4 00:00:21,080 --> 00:00:25,080 THUNDER ROLLS 5 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:33,480 SCANNER BEEPS 6 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:53,040 DOORS CLUNK 7 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:14,040 INDISTINCT CHATTER 8 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:23,000 Thank you. 9 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:31,760 THUD Hey, has she been out yet? 10 00:02:31,760 --> 00:02:33,720 No, not yet. 11 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,160 Can you cover for me? Really need a coke and a piss. 12 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:40,160 Get me one. 13 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:45,240 Er, where's, er, what's-her-face? 14 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:47,240 Erm, Jane's just gone to the loo. 15 00:02:47,240 --> 00:02:49,920 The boardroom needs setting up for a meeting this afternoon. 16 00:02:49,920 --> 00:02:52,440 Of course. No problem. 17 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:53,960 Er, Victoria? Yes. 18 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,720 Could I have a word, please? Sure. 19 00:02:56,720 --> 00:03:00,440 I want you to have a look at the Asian strategy. 20 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:04,160 Sure, no problem. 21 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:05,880 I would! 22 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:09,880 PHONE RINGS 23 00:03:10,840 --> 00:03:14,840 Good morning - Hewitt Maurice Asset Management... 24 00:03:34,920 --> 00:03:37,760 Erm, sorry, I thought the... the meeting was... 25 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,200 CUPS RATTLE I'll just put these here. 26 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,560 Calm down. 27 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:45,560 CUPS RATTLE 28 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,640 Can I get you anything? 29 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,680 Emmy, is it? 30 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:54,160 Effy. 31 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:55,720 Effy. Effy. andgt; 32 00:03:55,720 --> 00:03:57,440 I'm fine, thanks. 33 00:03:57,440 --> 00:04:01,440 PHONE RINGS 34 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:07,840 (WHISPERS) Idiot. 35 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:16,480 Touching him where exactly? Arse? Dick? Come on, I need specifics. 36 00:04:16,480 --> 00:04:17,960 Ew! 37 00:04:17,960 --> 00:04:21,480 Do you think he only goes for senior analysts or the slammin' boobs count? 38 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:23,080 Come on! Shut up! 39 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,120 SIREN WAILS 40 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:28,080 Oh, looks like Dominic's just picked up an extra sandwich... 41 00:04:28,080 --> 00:04:32,080 as he was just passing...again. 42 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,680 I picked up another sandwich, just in case. 43 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:36,720 You were just passing, right? 44 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:40,720 Thanks, Dom. 45 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:44,880 So you, er, you got any, you know, plans after work? 46 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:47,960 I'm just going to go home and do some work there. 47 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:51,160 Right, yeah, course. Anything I can help with? 48 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:53,080 (COUGHS) 49 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,320 That's really sweet. I'm fine. 50 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,320 Well, I'm around, you know. Just in case you fancy a quick one... 51 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,840 Quick once... Er... I... Once around the finance world 52 00:05:03,840 --> 00:05:06,080 a la Dominic! 53 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:10,080 Thank you, Dom. 54 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:16,520 Watch it, mate! 55 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:18,680 Watch it, mate! (LAUGHS) 56 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Oh, my God. He is so tragic! 57 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,840 You look like a horse when you laugh down your nose like that. 58 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,440 LOW CHATTER Leave it with me. 59 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:54,160 Effy - I know this is really shitty 60 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:56,840 but I really need the monthly report documented by tonight. 61 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,480 Any chance you could just knock it out now? 62 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:01,880 Sure. I'll just, erm, e-mail it. 63 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:05,880 We'll be at the drinks thing so maybe you can just pop it down. 64 00:06:06,960 --> 00:06:08,640 Is that OK? 65 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:12,640 Fine. 66 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:32,080 MUSIC BEAT COMES FROM INSIDE BAR 67 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,200 You're amazing. Thank you so much. 68 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:45,960 Perfect. 69 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:48,800 Did you want to come in for a drink? No, I'm fine. 70 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:52,800 See you tomorrow. 71 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:59,840 ANIMATED CHATTER INSIDE BAR 72 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,760 MUSIC PLAYS IN OTHER ROOM 73 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,760 LAUGHTER 74 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,400 CHATTERING AND GLASS CLINKING 75 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:02,920 MUSIC PLAYS 76 00:08:02,920 --> 00:08:06,920 MUSIC PLAYS (MAN) All right, Effy? 77 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:11,320 Hey, where have you been?! 78 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,120 Working. 79 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,960 andlt; Effy! Are you joining us on the juice? 80 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,720 You seem to be doing all right without me. 81 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:21,720 Oh, we started at two. I am gone, mate, I'm fuckin' gone. 82 00:08:21,800 --> 00:08:23,280 Congratulations. 83 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:25,120 You all right? 84 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,520 How was work? Fine. 85 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,240 Pub's too expensive so we came back here. 86 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:33,160 Save enough money to pay the rent? 87 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,920 Potentially. Sit down, have a beer. 88 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:36,440 PHONE RINGS 89 00:08:36,440 --> 00:08:40,440 PHONE RINGS Want one? 90 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:51,160 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Look, have this. 91 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:52,720 Naomi, you got any food? 92 00:08:52,720 --> 00:08:56,720 Naomi, you got any food? Yes, plenty. What do you fancy? 93 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,840 We got, er...steak. 94 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:03,840 Where the fuck did that come from? 95 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:35,280 CHATTERING FROM THE PARTY 96 00:09:41,360 --> 00:09:45,360 SKYPE ALERT 97 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:47,960 (SIGHS) 98 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:51,960 SKYPE ALERT CONTINUES 99 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:55,480 SKYPE BLEEP 100 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,320 andlt; (EMILY) Where the fuck have you been? 101 00:09:57,320 --> 00:09:59,760 andlt; (NAOMI) Sorry. I've had people round. Couldn't hear my laptop. 102 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,400 andlt; Is this you trying to prove a point? It's fucking hard here. 103 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,920 andlt; Sorry! I just want to speak to my girlfriend! 104 00:10:04,920 --> 00:10:07,040 andlt; I'm speaking to you now. I'm just tired! 105 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,080 andlt; You're not tired, you're stoned. Again! 106 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:10,760 andlt; Call me when you can be bothered. 107 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:11,280 Ems? Ems? 108 00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,160 Ems? Ems? SKYPE BLEEPS 109 00:10:13,160 --> 00:10:14,400 Fuck's sake! 110 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:15,200 DOOR SHUTS 111 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,480 DOOR SHUTS Don't you dare. 112 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:19,960 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH ON STAIRS 113 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:21,720 DOOR OPENS 114 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:23,880 Eff? I'm asleep. 115 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:27,880 Oh, fine - fuck you, then. 116 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:39,800 She's going to dump me. No, she's not. 117 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:42,840 New York's full of hot dykes. Emily doesn't like hot dykes. 118 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,160 She likes useless stoners like you. 119 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:48,480 Mmm, yeah. 120 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,720 Yeah. She loves me. 121 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:55,320 Weirdly, yes. 122 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:56,840 I'm going to go see her. 123 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,480 I need some fanny time soon or I'm going to burst into flames. 124 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:03,480 Romantic. You might need to get a job first. 125 00:11:04,320 --> 00:11:08,160 I think I'm going to be a stand-up comedian. 126 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:12,160 Brilliant. Go to sleep now. 127 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,960 MUFFLED BEAT POUNDS 128 00:11:54,440 --> 00:12:22,000 PERCUSSIVE MUSIC BECOMES MORE CLEAR 129 00:12:25,760 --> 00:12:28,520 PHONE RINGS 130 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,360 Jane, Jane... Jane, Jane, Jane! 131 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:31,600 Jane, the idea is that you're 132 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,720 conscious enough to answer the phone, remember? 133 00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:36,720 I'm sorry, I had a... Associates' meeting in five. You ready? 134 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,720 Victoria? Victoria? 135 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,840 I've been looking through the monthly reports 136 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,480 and the one from last night... Why? 137 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:47,000 I just have. But, look, look - there's been a mistake. 138 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:51,000 The monthly figures in the emerging sectors haven't been updated. 139 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:53,440 See there? Couldn't some of the investors think 140 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,000 we're trying to hide something? 141 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:59,000 I'm sure it's fine. But thank you, you know, for trying. 142 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,120 Mark? andgt; 143 00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,840 Mark? andgt; Yo. andgt; 144 00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:05,840 Boys... andgt; 145 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,040 (MARK) Er, yeah, so the figures 146 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,480 that have come down from upstairs are, erm... 147 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:20,360 Hang on a second. Let me find them. 148 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:24,240 (SIGHS) 149 00:13:24,240 --> 00:13:26,200 Yeah, Appendix 16. 150 00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:29,120 Er...as you can see, the growth is negative, which we like, 151 00:13:29,120 --> 00:13:32,720 and we're in a position to short it, so... 152 00:13:32,720 --> 00:13:34,280 Yeah, it's good. 153 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,240 Mark, what the fuck is up with you? 154 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:40,240 Er...John McAndrew came in from Miami last night. 155 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:41,920 He's such a dick. 156 00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:43,840 He's such a dick. Well, I ended up out with him, 157 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:45,760 and stayed out with him and, er... 158 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:49,200 Save it for your wife. Come on, what have you got? 159 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,280 Yeah. Er...basically, we should do it. 160 00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,920 Great. Any problems in legal? 161 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,760 No. No problem. We're compliant. 162 00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,240 Great. I think that's it. Thanks, Mark. That was shit. 163 00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:00,760 But accurate. 164 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:02,640 But accurate. Congratulations. 165 00:14:02,640 --> 00:14:05,120 Have a cookie. OK, that's everything. 166 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,480 Let's keep the energy up, guys. End of quarter is fast approaching. 167 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,080 Sorry, Jake, just one thing... What is it? 168 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,880 There's been a fuck-up with the emerging market numbers. 169 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,240 How do you mean? 170 00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:19,240 They haven't been updated. They don't reflect the returns at all. 171 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,960 Has this gone out yet? 172 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,120 No. 173 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,560 Fine. Mark? 174 00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:31,760 Send that back upstairs, find the fucking author of it, and fire them. 175 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:33,000 Then you get it amended. 176 00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,680 We're not running a pissing Ponzi here. Yeah, got it. 177 00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,600 Good. 178 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:40,880 Thank you. 179 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,560 andlt; Get me Chris on the phone, tell him... 180 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,000 INDISTINCT CHATTER 181 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,000 What would I do without you? Well done. 182 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:52,080 Can we have coffees in Jake's office, please? Decaf for me. 183 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,080 They want coffee. 184 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:02,080 Who does? 185 00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,440 Hi. 186 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:38,200 Effy! Oh! 187 00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,120 Oh, no. 188 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:43,080 It's OK. You...you're not supposed to be in here. 189 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,240 I know, but you said you were around, 190 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,960 and I need a drink right now. 191 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:49,400 Right. Right, yeah, of course. 192 00:15:49,400 --> 00:15:52,960 But...hedge funders are not allowed in here. 193 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,960 andlt; She works in a hedge fund? 194 00:15:54,960 --> 00:15:57,840 Bloody fuck, Dom! 195 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,080 She's looking, she's.... She's not looking! 196 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:02,320 She's not looking. Are you? Listen... 197 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,320 Do you want to go for a drink or not? I need your help. 198 00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:10,280 You didn't see her. All right, Kevin? 199 00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,160 I quite clearly saw her. 200 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:16,160 And I saw what you did on the sims last week...with the thing. 201 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:21,720 Yeah - keep your mouth shut. 202 00:16:21,720 --> 00:16:23,320 Let's go. 203 00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:27,320 Where are we going? 204 00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:45,520 This is a really nice place. Very...warm. 205 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:49,040 It's very expensive. 206 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:52,200 All right? Naomi, this is Dominic. 207 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,920 Dominic! 208 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:57,600 Dominic... Who the fuck are you, Dominic? 209 00:16:57,600 --> 00:17:01,320 I'm a research strategist. 210 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,680 Well, fuck me. What is that? 211 00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:07,160 I, er...research stuff... 212 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,840 er...strategically. 213 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:12,120 I thought you said they were all dicks. 214 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:16,120 No, I work in a completely different building, so... 215 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,920 Ugh... 216 00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:19,560 Are you all right? 217 00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:23,560 Yeah, just a, erm, hysterical dyke, apparently. 218 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:25,920 Is that a thing? 219 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:29,120 I'm a hormone hypochondriac, doctor said. 220 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,520 Attention seeker. 221 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:32,880 That's right. Takes creative vision. Spliff? 222 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,440 No. We've got stuff to do. 223 00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,040 What, right now? Yep. Come on, Dom. 224 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:42,040 I've been on my own all day! 225 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,080 What are we doing? I want to know. Know what? 226 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:49,560 TRAFFIC SOUNDS 227 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:51,240 TRAFFIC SOUNDS Everything. 228 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,400 Everything that you know. Right. 229 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,880 That's a lot. It's fine. 230 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:58,880 Start from the beginning. 231 00:17:58,880 --> 00:18:02,800 Money. Show me. 232 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,280 OK. Yeah. 233 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:06,880 We could... OK, let's see. We could start with the beginning. 234 00:18:06,880 --> 00:18:09,320 Neolithic barter systems. 235 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:11,640 No. No, no, no, that's too far back. 236 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:14,160 OK, 18th-century mutual funds and their bastard children. 237 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,240 Derivatives and futures... OK. 238 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:20,240 Check out the following algorithm... 239 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,040 Hang on, slow down. 240 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,040 MUSIC DROWNS THEIR VOICES 241 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:38,480 ..if you know how to short-sell... 242 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:40,600 ..if you know how to short-sell... Yeah, so that means... 243 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,560 ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES 244 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,600 Say it again...? 245 00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:49,600 MUSIC CONTINUES 246 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:52,960 Do you get it now? 247 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:55,480 Thank you, Dom. 248 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,880 Seriously. 249 00:18:56,880 --> 00:19:00,880 Thank you so much. 250 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:02,480 Dom? 251 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,960 Oh. I... I'm sorry. 252 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,760 Oops. I'm not... I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. I just, erm... 253 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:09,000 Dominic. 254 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,920 No, no, no need to worry. I just... I'm confused, obviously. I... 255 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:15,240 I just... 256 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:19,240 Shout if you're naked! Shout if you're naked! Shout if you're naked! 257 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:22,920 Hm, disappointing. 258 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:24,480 We're finished. 259 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,360 Ooh. Amazing. Because, erm... 260 00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:30,200 I was actually hoping you might listen to some of my material. 261 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:31,960 Please, please, please? 262 00:19:31,960 --> 00:19:33,960 Naomi wants to be a stand-up comedian. 263 00:19:33,960 --> 00:19:36,040 Really? Wow, that's cool. That's really cool. 264 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,920 Well, thank you! We like him. 265 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,480 I was thinking about moving to London. 266 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,800 What? 267 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,560 No, I've... I've started. This is... 268 00:19:44,560 --> 00:19:46,200 Sorry. 269 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:50,200 Anyway, so, London. Supposed to be the city of opportunity, right? 270 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,600 But, actually, only gets you the 271 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,800 opportunity to get fucked in the arse. 272 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,480 Oh, my God. 273 00:19:56,480 --> 00:19:59,400 I mean, Boris bikes? They're lovely, aren't they? 274 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,080 Thank you, Mr Boris. Thank you, Barclays Bank. 275 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:05,440 But, those saddles, they're not really for girls, are they? 276 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:08,680 I mean, I think, every time you sit in one of those saddles, 277 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:11,200 it's basically like letting Boris finger you. 278 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:13,920 (SNIGGERS) 279 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,000 That's funny. 280 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,200 That's funny. Really? 281 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:20,200 Yeah. You're really good. 282 00:20:20,360 --> 00:20:21,760 It's good. 283 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:25,760 Mm, fan-dabi-dozi! 284 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:53,920 Effy! Effy! Effy! 285 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,640 Yes, Jane, that's my name. 286 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:58,600 I forgot to cancel Victoria's meeting with the fund of fund guys, 287 00:20:58,600 --> 00:20:59,560 and it starts in five minutes. 288 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,400 and it starts in five minutes. And you stopped to tell me this why? 289 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,000 Oh, fuck. Yeah, you're right! 290 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,840 Run, Jane, run. 291 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:08,840 PHONE RINGS 292 00:21:08,840 --> 00:21:12,400 Good morning, Hewitt Maurice Asset Management... 293 00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:16,400 Yep. Yep, I'll be right down. 294 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:18,440 She's going to fire me, isn't she? 295 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,960 She's going to fire me, isn't she? Probably. 296 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:23,040 I'll do it. 297 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,920 Thank you! Thank you! 298 00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,400 PHONE RINGS 299 00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:28,120 PHONE RINGS Thank you! 300 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:32,120 Good morning, Hewitt Maurice Asset Management... 301 00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:45,000 Mr Stibbard? Effy Stonem. Pleased to meet you. 302 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,280 I'm terribly sorry, but Victoria's feeling under the weather. 303 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:52,280 I see. And no-one thought to let me know? 304 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:57,480 She asked me to cover this meeting. Can I take you for lunch? 305 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:01,360 Yeah, I keep telling Victoria that we're just not that into you. 306 00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:04,000 You're a single fund. 307 00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:07,360 She's just not getting it. 308 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:11,360 What is Hewitt Maurice's sudden interest in fund of funds? 309 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,880 Well... 310 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:18,440 ..maybe she's just too polite 311 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,440 to tell you that we know you have a liquidity issue. 312 00:22:24,080 --> 00:22:25,400 Really? 313 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:26,720 Really. 314 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,280 In the current climate, we need to diversify, 315 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,360 and you are going to need some significant cash, 316 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:36,360 within the next two months - if my research is correct. 317 00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,000 OK, go on. 318 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,280 Well, we've been looking into your investments... 319 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:48,280 MUSIC DROWNS DIALOGUE 320 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:05,760 OK. 321 00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:09,160 I told Jane to cancel the meeting. andgt; 322 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,840 As far as I was concerned, it was being rearranged. andgt; 323 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:13,880 What the hell where you thinking? andgt; 324 00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:14,440 I don't know what came over me. 325 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,840 I don't know what came over me. Don't give me that shit. You're a fucking assistant. 326 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:19,560 Vic... Jesus fucking Christ! 327 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,560 Vic! What?! 328 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,280 All right. 329 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:29,280 You fucking deal with her, then. 330 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,040 So, am I fired? 331 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:38,800 Looks like it. 332 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,520 andlt; That's bullshit. 333 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,000 You could have lost us an incredibly valuable investment. 334 00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:47,000 And did I? 335 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,880 That's not the point. 336 00:23:48,880 --> 00:23:51,320 I was good in there. Really good. 337 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,560 Yeah? 338 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:56,760 That's what Stibbard said, too. 339 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:58,920 Well, you'd better go. 340 00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,920 Pack your things. 341 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:07,000 I'm sorry. 342 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:22,000 Pussy. 343 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,480 No, er...can I take a message? andgt; 344 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:31,480 Yeah... OK. andgt; 345 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:33,480 Just been fired. 346 00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:36,560 What? You're the only one that understands Excel. 347 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:39,440 Not my problem any more. 348 00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,680 You know, this is shitting unfair dismissal. 349 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,720 It's not really. 350 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,640 He's a cunt and she's a cunt 351 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,840 and I'm gonna go in there and say something. 352 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:50,840 (CLEARS THROAT) 353 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000 Mr Abassi. Could I get you some..? 354 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,640 And you can stop scowling at me, for a start. I need to talk to you. 355 00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,840 Could you hack it in there? 356 00:25:08,080 --> 00:25:09,120 What do you mean? 357 00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:12,600 Could you handle Stibbard's investment? 358 00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:14,240 You want me to be a trader? 359 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,360 I'm giving you the chance to trade for one client. 360 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,080 Yes or no? 361 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:21,080 Yes. 362 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:23,720 Good. 363 00:25:23,720 --> 00:25:26,560 Glad we don't have to do the whole tribunal thing. 364 00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,720 Don't tempt me. 365 00:25:27,720 --> 00:25:29,240 Do I get a raise? 366 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:33,240 No. 367 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:40,360 (SIGHS) 368 00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:20,520 RAP MUSIC PLAYS 369 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,520 Come on, Naoms. 370 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,960 What do you want me to do? 371 00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:36,840 I know you've got more to tell me about it, Steve, come on. 372 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:40,000 I know it touched 105 yesterday. Don't bullshit me. 373 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,040 Yeah, didn't ask for a fucking partial fill. andgt; 374 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:44,560 Is everybody seeing this? 375 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:47,800 Can we all please keep an eye on this?! 376 00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:48,960 andlt; Er...what is going on? 377 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:50,800 300,020, right. Now. 378 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,800 LOUD CHATTER 379 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,600 JAKE AND VICTORIA ARGUE andgt; 380 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:05,760 You are jealous. The way you look at her, andgt; 381 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,040 the way you look at me. 382 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:09,440 Of a 20-year-old girl? Look at me! 383 00:27:09,440 --> 00:27:13,440 Do you think I really need to be jealous of a 20-year-old girl? 384 00:27:13,480 --> 00:27:17,080 Bye! 385 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:21,080 LOUD BACKGROUND CHATTER 386 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:34,440 Mark? Mark? Do you know why Gray Leverson's falling? 387 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:37,320 Yeah, yeah, I can see that, It's whether we move now or..? andgt; 388 00:27:37,320 --> 00:27:41,320 It's dropped 15% since we opened. Do I move? Have...have you gone? 389 00:27:41,760 --> 00:27:43,560 It's your portfolio, sweetheart. 390 00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,400 It will level out, right? 391 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,240 The CEO's leaving, Elf girl. 392 00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:49,960 Do you need any more confirmation there's trouble on deck? 393 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:51,280 So, what you are gonna do? 394 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:52,320 Did you move? 395 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:54,040 Got out hours ago. 396 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:58,040 (MOUTHS) 397 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,320 What's wrong? 398 00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:14,040 I'm fucking it up. 399 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:17,360 I thought I could keep up, but I can't. I don't know what I'm doing. 400 00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:20,880 I've lost on everything this month, Dom. Everything. 401 00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,880 Yeah, that's what trading's like. You go months not doing well. 402 00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,520 I know, I know, but now Gray Leverson's falling like shit 403 00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:31,480 and I'm supposed to be up there selling. 404 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:33,000 Right now I'm supposed to be making a move. 405 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,920 So, why aren't you? 406 00:28:34,920 --> 00:28:38,920 I don't know. Just a hunch. Something's not right. 407 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,040 Or I'm just shit. 408 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:45,040 No, you're not shit. 409 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,400 You know something, don't you? 410 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:50,640 No, I don't. 411 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,000 Yes. Yes, you do. 412 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,440 No! 413 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,480 No! What is it? 414 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:55,040 No, stop. It's illegal. So, no. 415 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,680 We're supposed to be friends. 416 00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,960 Yeah, and I told you I don't want to be your friend. 417 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,200 Dom, I can't deal with that right now. 418 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,120 I'm sorry, but you can't ask me to pretend... 419 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:04,160 MOBILE PHONE RINGS 420 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,160 ..I'm not thinking it, cos I am and I... 421 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,800 I need to take this. Hello? Hi. 422 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,280 Yeah, yeah. andgt; 423 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,640 And, John, Gray Leverson. 424 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:25,320 Yeah, I'll get the takeover analysis to you this afternoon 425 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:26,920 ready for the announcement. 426 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,920 And, yeah, it's all totally embargoed. Yeah. Great. Bye. 427 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,440 You're not here. OK? You're not here, you're not... 428 00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,160 Thank you, Dom. 429 00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:43,160 Hurry! 430 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,560 Bollocks. 431 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,600 Bad day, little Elf? 432 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,000 It happens. 433 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,000 andlt; You'll have to try harder, won't you? 434 00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:19,640 Hello? 435 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:23,320 Hi, this is Elf here, from Hewitt Maurice. 436 00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:26,640 Hi, I'd like to buy 300,000 shares in Gray Leverson, please. 437 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,000 (LAUGHING) What the fuck are you doing? 438 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,200 Ssh! 439 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,440 Thank you, thank you very much. 440 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:33,840 Are you watching this, guys? 441 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,840 I've never actually seen someone commit professional suicide. 442 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,920 Keep watching. 443 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,280 OTHERS: Ooh! 444 00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:49,280 (SNORTS) 445 00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:55,720 Please explain to me. Gray Leverson's going positive. I don't get it. 446 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,480 Hold on. Smith, you seen this, mate? 447 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:00,960 Turn it up. 448 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:04,960 TV: 'The takeover of Gray Leverson by the mega-cap Rubetron Group 449 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,720 'has seen their share prices rise by 15%, 450 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,440 'with further rises predicted before closing today. 451 00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:15,280 'The CEO states that the deal will be accreted to EBS.' 452 00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:16,320 Look at the price. 453 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:20,320 I don't understand. Everyone was so fucking sure. Elfie. Elfie! 454 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,400 Yes, Mark? 455 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:23,240 What are you doing? 456 00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:27,240 What are you doing? Well, now I'm selling. 457 00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:32,560 Chris? 458 00:31:32,560 --> 00:31:34,720 Do you wanna explain what the fuck went down there? 459 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:37,080 Course I heard the news. 460 00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:40,080 No, that isn't what you fucking said! 461 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,280 andlt; SHOUTING 462 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:42,760 PHONE RINGS 463 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:46,760 andlt; We've got 70K each on the fucking portfolios. 464 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:52,480 andlt; RAISED VOICES 465 00:32:28,240 --> 00:32:30,200 KNOCKING 466 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,280 Hey, I'm finished. 467 00:32:32,280 --> 00:32:35,480 I'll see you tomorrow. 468 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:39,400 How much did you make for us today? 469 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:43,400 1.2 million. 470 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:48,200 You got any cigarettes? 471 00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:56,120 LIGHTER CLICKS 472 00:33:10,520 --> 00:33:13,840 Max Stibbard's coming in on Friday. 473 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:16,680 He's, um...asked to meet our star trader. 474 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,720 Victoria? 475 00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:21,720 No... You. 476 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:27,520 He's very happy with the relationship. 477 00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:30,520 So are we. 478 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:33,560 That's good. Maybe he'll invest again. 479 00:33:33,560 --> 00:33:37,560 Maybe. 480 00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,280 You should take him out. 481 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:44,000 Show him that we're...fun. 482 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Plus, Max is a sucker for beautiful women. 483 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:53,640 Do you have a problem with that? 484 00:33:54,320 --> 00:33:55,880 No. 485 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,880 Within reason. 486 00:33:57,880 --> 00:34:01,320 Course. 487 00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:04,320 People shouldn't underestimate you, should they? 488 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:07,160 Miss Stonem. 489 00:34:07,160 --> 00:34:11,160 No. 490 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:22,000 I should go. 491 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:25,560 Effy? 492 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:29,560 Your cigarettes. 493 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:34,480 Friday. 494 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,480 OK. 495 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,640 What were you doing in there? andgt; 496 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:02,640 Just thinking. It's quiet. 497 00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:05,200 You had a good day on the floor. 498 00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,320 Yeah, I did. 499 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,320 Clever girl. 500 00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:14,520 How did you know it was a takeover? 501 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:17,080 Just a feeling, I guess. 502 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:19,240 Right. 503 00:35:19,240 --> 00:35:22,240 A feeling. 504 00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:23,320 I'll see you tomorrow. 505 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,120 No, you won't, actually. 506 00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,480 I've decided to move on. 507 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:33,120 Why? 508 00:35:33,120 --> 00:35:36,800 Sick of wearing heels. 509 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:40,160 Good luck with that. 510 00:35:40,160 --> 00:35:42,600 Yeah, good luck to you, too. 511 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:46,600 See you around. 512 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:54,040 I always liked it in there, too. 513 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,640 (SIGHS) 514 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:59,640 Victoria! andgt; 515 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:07,000 Vic! andgt; 516 00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:19,600 ALARM BEEPING 517 00:36:20,880 --> 00:36:24,880 CLICK, BEEPING STOPS 518 00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,400 Good evening, Deptford. Is this still London? 519 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,000 Fuck, that's awful. 520 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:33,280 This one or this one? 521 00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,880 What? Which dress? 522 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:38,080 I'm trying to work here. Work? 523 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,080 Yes, it's my first gig tonight and you're supposed to be coming. 524 00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:45,080 You were supposed to be coming to the doctor's too, but, hey... 525 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:50,760 I'm sorry, it's a work thing. If you say so. 526 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:55,720 I've got to go. 527 00:36:55,720 --> 00:36:59,720 (SIGHS) 528 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:06,120 OK. 529 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:19,520 PHONE RINGS 530 00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,520 531 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,480 532 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:27,360 533 00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,440 534 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,040 535 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,800 100,000. 536 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,120 For what it's worth 537 00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:39,880 538 00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,680 539 00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,960 540 00:37:43,960 --> 00:37:47,640 541 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,160 542 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:53,760 543 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:56,320 544 00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,800 545 00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,920 546 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:05,200 547 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:09,200 548 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:14,960 You, my everything... 549 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,600 Wow! 550 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:18,760 I do like this. 551 00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,440 Makes you look older. Oh, well, thanks. 552 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:25,040 No, I mean you...you look good. 553 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,400 Are you here to baby-sit me? Don't you have somewhere else to be? 554 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,960 I do. He needs to see me, 555 00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,960 otherwise he's going to try and roll over you. 556 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:36,440 You make it sound like I'm going into a war zone. 557 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,640 Money is war. 558 00:38:38,640 --> 00:38:40,600 I get it. 559 00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:44,600 Good. 560 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,600 He needs to think that he's winning. 561 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:51,600 When, in fact...you are. 562 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:56,560 Am I? 563 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:05,720 Easy, boss. 564 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,920 565 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:11,520 566 00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:15,520 567 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,200 Mr Stibbard. You know Jake Abassi? 568 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:35,520 Call me Max, for fuck's sake. 569 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,560 Jake, how you doing? 570 00:39:37,560 --> 00:39:39,400 Max. 571 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,560 You know my associate Freddie? Yes, I've heard of you. 572 00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:45,080 Too bloody right you have! How come all of Jake's traders are hot? 573 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,040 All of ours look like diseased hamsters. 574 00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,840 Well, on that appetising note, I have a dinner appointment. 575 00:39:51,840 --> 00:39:54,600 I'll leave you to it. 576 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:58,600 Be nice, Max. Oh, you can rely on it. 577 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,680 So, how do you two gentlemen feel about comedy? 578 00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,880 CROWD CHEERING Bethnal Green! 579 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:08,760 I've been Ben Tarrington! 580 00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:11,000 Thank you and fuck off! 581 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000 APPLAUSE AND CHEERING 582 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:17,640 Thank you, Ben Tarrington! 583 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,120 There you go. Fantastic stuff. Whoo! 584 00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:23,080 Thank you. That was Ben there. Ben, wonderful. 585 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,760 My wife doesn't like the anal sex, 586 00:40:24,760 --> 00:40:26,640 but I still make her do it to me anyway. 587 00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:29,480 Um...so, time for the next act, ladies and gentlemen. 588 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:32,600 Next we have Naomi Campbell! 589 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,640 So, er...where is she? Where's Naomi? 590 00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:37,600 Oh, there she is. Er...put your hands together for Naomi Campbell! 591 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,280 CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 592 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,440 Is this your friend? 593 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:42,600 Yeah! 594 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:46,600 CROWD WHOOPING AND CHEERING 595 00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:48,600 (SIGHS) 596 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:52,600 So, who here is from London? 597 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,040 No-one? 598 00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,760 Oh, er...good. 599 00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:02,440 Um...now I don't have to pretend to fucking like it here. 600 00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:06,040 Um...I'm...I'm new to London. CROWD MURMURING 601 00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:09,000 Um...I moved here with my girlfriend, er... 602 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,280 MAN: Fucking dyke. 603 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,440 LAUGHTER 604 00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:14,280 (SNORTS) 605 00:41:14,280 --> 00:41:17,520 Um...yeah, I am, actually. 606 00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:20,840 Um...so, London... 607 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,920 ..no-one actually tells you 608 00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,840 what it's really like to live here, do they? I mean, Boris bikes? 609 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:26,800 Am I the only one who thinks 610 00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:30,600 it's vaguely creepy that one man owns all the bikes? 611 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:32,280 I mean, I'm...I'm riding along 612 00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:33,640 and all I can think is, 613 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:37,080 isn't this pretty much like letting Boris finger you? 614 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,320 CROWD MURMURING You're shit! 615 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:42,760 SEVERAL PEOPLE: Ooh! LAUGHTER 616 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,960 Do you know what? Fuck you. 617 00:41:44,960 --> 00:41:47,440 Fuck you and your small-dick complex. 618 00:41:47,440 --> 00:41:49,440 CROWD: Ooh! 619 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:52,400 CROWD SHOUTING AND BOOING 620 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:53,720 Shall we just go? 621 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:56,760 No, I'm just starting to enjoy it now. 622 00:41:56,760 --> 00:41:58,960 Loser! 623 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,360 CROWD SHOUTING 624 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,360 Fuck you all. CROWD CHEERING 625 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:09,080 APPLAUSE 626 00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:13,080 It really wasn't that bad. Shut up, shut up, shut up. 627 00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,920 Look, I need to go. 628 00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:19,120 SIREN BLARING I'm going to kill myself. 629 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:23,120 Come on, funny girl. You come and have a drink with us. 630 00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:27,880 Ladies. 631 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:29,440 DANCE MUSIC PLAYING 632 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,760 What the actual fuck? Please, please, Naomi. 633 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,600 Just keep your mouth shut and try and pretend to have a good time. 634 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:37,480 Who are they anyway? 635 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,520 They're very important investors. 636 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:43,440 CROUPIER: No more bets. 637 00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:44,520 I just think it's weird, 638 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:46,800 a job that involves making money and nothing else. 639 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:48,960 I...I make people happy. 640 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,520 You make people rich, that's all. Fuck everyone else. 641 00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:52,720 Naomi... 642 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:56,440 Kiss it luck, girl. 643 00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:59,440 (SNIGGERS) 644 00:42:59,440 --> 00:43:03,440 CROUPIER: Any more bets, please? 645 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:07,160 (GASPS) How much is that? 646 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:11,160 A grand. CROUPIER: No more bets. 647 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:13,920 Come on, come on, come on, come on. Come on, come on. 648 00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,800 Come on, come on. 649 00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:19,200 Ah! 29 black. 650 00:43:19,200 --> 00:43:23,200 It's your fault, Naomi. You were supposed to fucking kiss it. 651 00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:30,360 Chips, sir. OK, beautiful. 652 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,040 Now you show me how you win. 653 00:43:33,040 --> 00:43:36,120 I think we're going to do great things, you and I. 654 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,400 With money? 655 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,160 Of course. 656 00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:44,520 No more bets, please. 657 00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:46,200 I need to talk to you. 658 00:43:46,200 --> 00:43:49,720 Hey! No, we need the talent at the table! 659 00:43:49,720 --> 00:43:52,160 What the fuck is this, Eff? 660 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:55,160 What's wrong with you now? Why is he touching you? 661 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:56,840 These are big investors, Naomi. 662 00:43:56,840 --> 00:43:59,640 That's fucked. Please tell me you can see that. 663 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:03,080 Yes, get in! Go home, Naomi. 664 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:05,360 I need to talk to you. I have to go somewhere. 665 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,800 Not now. I'm busy. 666 00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:11,040 They're disgusting. Why can't you see how disgusting they are? 667 00:44:11,040 --> 00:44:14,280 Go home, Naomi! 668 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,800 (SNORTS) 669 00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:19,800 Go. Effy, get over here! 670 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:35,760 Hey! 671 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:39,760 A winner. Let's see you do it again. 672 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:32,200 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 673 00:45:38,720 --> 00:45:41,080 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 674 00:45:41,080 --> 00:45:43,640 Naomi? 675 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,160 Naomi! 676 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:46,520 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 677 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:50,440 Naomi! 678 00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:53,960 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING Naomi! 679 00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:56,000 What the fuck are you doing? 680 00:45:56,000 --> 00:45:58,080 Turn it off! 681 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:01,040 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING Naomi! 682 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,160 Stop being so fucking mental! 683 00:46:03,160 --> 00:46:05,680 Turn it off now! 684 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,120 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 685 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:11,120 Naomi, I'm fucking sick of this. What is wrong with you? 686 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:17,680 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 687 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:20,400 Got cancer. 688 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:21,640 What did you say? 689 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:25,480 Cancer! OK? I've got fucking cancer! 690 00:46:25,480 --> 00:46:27,680 You win! You win again! 691 00:46:27,680 --> 00:46:30,360 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 692 00:46:30,360 --> 00:46:34,360 (SOBBING) 693 00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:40,720 DANCE MUSIC POUNDING 694 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,760 SILENCE 695 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:08,520 696 00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:11,480 697 00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:13,800 698 00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,840 699 00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:19,760 the consequence 700 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,400 701 00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:25,560 and it doesn't make sense 702 00:47:25,560 --> 00:47:28,320 703 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:31,160 704 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,560 705 00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:37,400 706 00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,960 707 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,480 708 00:47:43,480 --> 00:47:45,320 709 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:48,320 Oh, my God. Emily! Hi! 710 00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,920 She deserves to know what's going on. 711 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:51,960 I can't remember the figures ever being this low. 712 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:55,120 I need an Effy special. Could you make that happen? 713 00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:58,200 I need you to tell me that this isn't as bad as I think it is. 714 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,480 Before you, I was fine, and now I'm fucking pathetic! 715 00:48:01,480 --> 00:48:02,800 716 00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:06,000 the consequence 717 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:08,920 718 00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:11,840 make sense 719 00:48:11,840 --> 00:48:14,640 720 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,280 721 00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,640 in my head 722 00:48:20,640 --> 00:48:23,680 723 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,520 724 00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:29,600 725 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:33,600 726 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,000 727 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,320 728 00:48:41,320 --> 00:48:44,000 729 00:48:44,000 --> 00:48:51,000