1 00:00:07,485 --> 00:00:09,400 Mm-kay. Bet's to you, Gregg. 2 00:00:09,574 --> 00:00:12,534 The current pot is a Starbucks gift card with 75 cents left, 3 00:00:12,664 --> 00:00:14,101 a Troll doll pen, 4 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:16,581 and a completed sudoku book. Ooh. 5 00:00:16,712 --> 00:00:18,148 I'll raise. 6 00:00:18,322 --> 00:00:19,671 A sick day. 7 00:00:19,802 --> 00:00:21,543 - Whoa! - Heyo. 8 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:22,979 I bet you got nothing. 9 00:00:23,110 --> 00:00:24,546 - I call. - I'm out. 10 00:00:24,676 --> 00:00:27,114 I was chasing a Route 66 straight. 11 00:00:27,201 --> 00:00:28,637 - Thanks for nothing, Maine. - Well, 12 00:00:28,767 --> 00:00:29,899 close the Pontiac plant, 13 00:00:30,073 --> 00:00:33,033 because I got three Michiganders. 14 00:00:33,163 --> 00:00:34,512 Oh, Houston, we have a problem. 15 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:36,688 'Cause I've got three Floridas. 16 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:37,950 So I win. 17 00:00:38,081 --> 00:00:39,213 No, Florida beats Michigan. 18 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:40,605 Right, Colette? 19 00:00:40,736 --> 00:00:42,085 It did, until you got food poisoning 20 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,000 from, uh, roadside salsa in Tallahassee. 21 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,610 - Ah. - Mm-hmm. 22 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,177 - You called it "gator guts." - Yeah, that's right. 23 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,136 - You texted us a picture. - And a video. 24 00:00:49,223 --> 00:00:50,398 Anybody mind if I borrow this chair? 25 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:51,834 Uh, my old broken chair? 26 00:00:51,964 --> 00:00:53,140 - No. - Good. 27 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:55,229 Because I hired a new driving examiner. 28 00:00:55,359 --> 00:00:56,708 - Really? - Whoa. 29 00:00:56,795 --> 00:00:57,927 This person's about to put us on the map. 30 00:00:58,058 --> 00:00:59,842 She is... 31 00:00:59,972 --> 00:01:01,974 Ray Henderson's niece! 32 00:01:03,367 --> 00:01:05,804 Ray Henderson, director of the California DMV? 33 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:07,850 Huh. 34 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:09,156 Ray Henderson? 35 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:11,723 Any relation to Harry and the Hendersons? 36 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,290 You work at the DMV. 37 00:01:13,464 --> 00:01:15,597 In the state of California. Come on, you guys. 38 00:01:15,727 --> 00:01:17,729 Oh! Ray Henderson. 39 00:01:17,816 --> 00:01:19,079 The inventor of the Muppets. 40 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:20,297 - Yes. - Yeah. 41 00:01:21,429 --> 00:01:22,473 Hmm. 42 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:29,306 Oh, good. 43 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:31,613 Looks like the new driving examiner's not here. 44 00:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,180 - Maybe she'll never show. - Pshh. 45 00:01:33,310 --> 00:01:34,746 Last thing I need is some woman complaining 46 00:01:34,877 --> 00:01:36,792 every time I burp or fart. 47 00:01:36,922 --> 00:01:38,750 I'm a woman, and I do complain. 48 00:01:38,837 --> 00:01:40,796 Colette, no. I meant, like, a real woman. 49 00:01:40,926 --> 00:01:43,059 Like Debra Messing or Cher. 50 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:44,582 Well, I for one am excited 51 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,410 for a fresh new start. 52 00:01:46,497 --> 00:01:48,325 I think I'm gonna tell her I go by "Cole." 53 00:01:48,456 --> 00:01:50,197 Everybody put your hands up... 54 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,460 - and welcome Robin Henderson! - Ah! 55 00:01:52,590 --> 00:01:54,418 Hi! I'm Colette. Damn it. 56 00:01:54,592 --> 00:01:55,854 Of course you are. 57 00:01:56,028 --> 00:01:58,248 It is so lovely to meet you. 58 00:01:58,422 --> 00:01:59,423 Would you take a hug? 59 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:00,642 Because I would give a hug. 60 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,557 Don't make me beg for it. 61 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,951 - Oh! - Mmm. 62 00:02:06,038 --> 00:02:07,431 Oh. 63 00:02:07,562 --> 00:02:10,173 And you must be Vic. 64 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:11,479 Hey. 65 00:02:11,609 --> 00:02:13,176 - Mm. - Ooh, what a powerhouse. 66 00:02:15,047 --> 00:02:16,136 - And that is Gregg. - Mm. 67 00:02:16,266 --> 00:02:18,312 I am gonna respectfully pass on the hugs. 68 00:02:18,442 --> 00:02:20,705 Oh. And I'm guessing you hate nicknames, too. 69 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:21,793 And to think, I had 70 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,534 "Handsome" locked and loaded. 71 00:02:23,665 --> 00:02:25,884 I'll tolerate it. 72 00:02:26,058 --> 00:02:28,017 So, Colette is our bright shining star. 73 00:02:28,148 --> 00:02:29,627 - Wow. - And she's gonna take you under her wing 74 00:02:29,714 --> 00:02:31,412 and show you the ropes. 75 00:02:31,499 --> 00:02:32,804 Well, I am very honored, 76 00:02:32,891 --> 00:02:34,545 - Colette. - Oh. 77 00:02:34,676 --> 00:02:36,460 Would it be okay if we just exchanged phone numbers 78 00:02:36,591 --> 00:02:38,680 just in case any questions come up? 79 00:02:38,854 --> 00:02:40,247 Oh, my God, I love you. 80 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,770 But, like, in a boundaried way. 81 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,075 - Unless you also hate boundaries. - Oh, 82 00:02:43,250 --> 00:02:45,121 I hate them. 83 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,731 Looks like we have a winner. 84 00:02:46,862 --> 00:02:48,820 - Good luck, Robin. - Mm-hmm. 85 00:02:48,951 --> 00:02:50,474 Henderson. 86 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,173 Take care, mate. Thank you. 87 00:02:53,260 --> 00:02:54,870 Oh, God. 88 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,264 - No, not again. - Relax, Kiwi. 89 00:02:57,394 --> 00:02:59,266 I didn't come here just to get influenza. 90 00:02:59,440 --> 00:03:00,876 I came for her. 91 00:03:01,006 --> 00:03:02,007 You're late, dummy. 92 00:03:02,094 --> 00:03:03,835 I am so sorry. 93 00:03:03,966 --> 00:03:05,272 I'm not even gonna waste your time with a pathetic excuse. 94 00:03:05,402 --> 00:03:07,752 Wait, wait, you're-you're going out with him? 95 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:09,754 Third date. It's our hard launch. 96 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:11,626 - Mm-hmm. - Please tell me this isn't happening. 97 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:12,975 Oh, it's happening, Kimmy Kangaroo. 98 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,846 Took the G-Wagon to your cousin. 99 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:17,414 I mean, six bills for a wash seems more than fair. 100 00:03:17,588 --> 00:03:18,676 Good. 101 00:03:18,807 --> 00:03:19,938 Now go get it. Hello? 102 00:03:20,112 --> 00:03:20,852 I'm in heels. I'm not gonna walk. 103 00:03:21,026 --> 00:03:23,420 Course not. Be right back. 104 00:03:23,551 --> 00:03:24,639 What? 105 00:03:24,726 --> 00:03:26,597 - Wait, I thought he was married. - Mm. 106 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,643 Freshly divorced. That's when they're the most irresponsible 107 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:29,644 with their money. 108 00:03:29,731 --> 00:03:30,688 Bye, Noa. 109 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,093 - That's what she said? - No. 110 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:44,963 Oh, yeah. That's what she said. 111 00:03:45,094 --> 00:03:46,008 You're bad. 112 00:03:46,138 --> 00:03:47,792 You're bad. 113 00:03:47,923 --> 00:03:49,707 Group breakfast without the whole group. 114 00:03:49,794 --> 00:03:50,839 - Fun. - Colette, 115 00:03:50,969 --> 00:03:51,883 you have to try Robin's cookies. 116 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,233 They are amazing. 117 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,060 Grandma Henderson's recipe. 118 00:03:55,191 --> 00:03:58,107 Why didn't you guys tell me about burritos and cookies? 119 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,109 I've been texting you, silly goose. 120 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:01,153 - Where have you been? - Mm. 121 00:04:01,284 --> 00:04:02,546 Literally sitting at my desk. 122 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:03,895 Staring at my phone. 123 00:04:04,026 --> 00:04:06,028 - Okay, that's so weird. - Yeah. 124 00:04:06,115 --> 00:04:07,899 Hold on. 125 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,597 Okay. 126 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,251 3-6-4-7... 127 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:12,426 3-6-4-8. 128 00:04:12,556 --> 00:04:14,210 I put it in. 129 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,473 Smartphones, right? 130 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:20,434 Okay. I've got such a big surprise for everybody. 131 00:04:20,564 --> 00:04:22,131 - Oh, yeah! - Oh... 132 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,698 Custom shirts? 133 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,221 - These are amazing. - Yes. 134 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:27,049 Well, the best driving examiner team ever 135 00:04:27,179 --> 00:04:28,311 needs the best shirts ever. 136 00:04:28,442 --> 00:04:30,182 And they have our names on them. 137 00:04:30,357 --> 00:04:31,140 "Handsome"? 138 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,142 Oh, Robin, you are so bad. 139 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,012 Oh. 140 00:04:34,143 --> 00:04:36,624 "Complete stops are sexy." 141 00:04:36,754 --> 00:04:38,669 It's so good and clever. 142 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:39,888 Because it's about our work. 143 00:04:39,975 --> 00:04:41,237 Hey. 144 00:04:42,282 --> 00:04:44,371 I think I might need a different size. 145 00:04:44,501 --> 00:04:47,374 Oh, no. I must have guessed the wrong one. 146 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,811 - You still look cute, though. - Yeah? 147 00:04:51,508 --> 00:04:52,509 Yeah. 148 00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:54,381 Cool. 149 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:56,121 Is this Gregg's old chair? 150 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,993 Did someone switch them? 151 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:00,300 Mm... 152 00:05:00,387 --> 00:05:02,084 No? 153 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,303 Thank you. 154 00:05:03,390 --> 00:05:04,565 Next. 155 00:05:06,393 --> 00:05:07,916 Uh... 156 00:05:08,046 --> 00:05:10,048 Ceci, please. I said I was sorry. 157 00:05:10,222 --> 00:05:11,398 - I promise, it'll never happen again. - Mm. 158 00:05:11,572 --> 00:05:14,401 Oh, yeah? Is that what you said to Charlize? 159 00:05:14,531 --> 00:05:16,228 Wait, Charlize, like Theron? 160 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:17,665 Mr. Johnny Big Shot over here 161 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:19,188 left me all alone at our dinner table 162 00:05:19,275 --> 00:05:20,494 so he could flirt with some actress. 163 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:23,018 Look, we want her for a big part in Yahtzee. 164 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,585 So I had to say hello. 165 00:05:24,715 --> 00:05:26,238 Yahtzee? Who cares about Yahtzee? 166 00:05:26,413 --> 00:05:28,632 - And now I'm leaving him. - No, no. 167 00:05:28,763 --> 00:05:30,373 - Ceci, please. - Mm-mm. 168 00:05:30,504 --> 00:05:32,767 Seems like you crashed and burned, bro. 169 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:33,898 Oh, really? 170 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:35,596 Is that how it seems? 171 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,108 Olé! 172 00:06:10,282 --> 00:06:11,849 - Now serving... - Ha! 173 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,982 I don't get this country. 174 00:06:14,112 --> 00:06:16,376 At window number five. 175 00:06:18,813 --> 00:06:20,249 Oh, you might want to slow down. It's... 176 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,512 school zone and it rained earlier. 177 00:06:22,686 --> 00:06:24,601 I'm going the speed limit. 178 00:06:24,688 --> 00:06:26,560 Yeah, but when the road is slick, 179 00:06:26,734 --> 00:06:29,998 the rule is technically "as safe as conditions allow." 180 00:06:30,128 --> 00:06:32,043 Okay, Professor Driving. 181 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:36,483 I'm just teasing, you big goof. 182 00:06:37,658 --> 00:06:40,356 Yeah. So, this is so dumb 183 00:06:40,487 --> 00:06:43,620 and sometimes I get in my head about this stuff, but... 184 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:47,058 since you've arrived, I-I kind of feel like I'm... 185 00:06:47,232 --> 00:06:48,930 being boxed out. 186 00:06:49,060 --> 00:06:51,541 Oh, my God. Colette. 187 00:06:51,672 --> 00:06:53,500 I know, I know. It's silly. 188 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:54,718 You're so right. 189 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:56,851 I am boxing you out. 190 00:06:56,938 --> 00:06:59,941 There's just only room for one star at the DMV, 191 00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,943 and it's me. 192 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:04,685 That's why I'm coming for your spot. 193 00:07:07,078 --> 00:07:08,079 That's why you have to go. 194 00:07:10,299 --> 00:07:11,866 So, take a left on Western. 195 00:07:11,996 --> 00:07:13,171 Mm-hmm. 196 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:19,003 I am telling you, Robin is not who you think. 197 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:20,309 She's a black widow. 198 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:21,484 She killed her husband? 199 00:07:21,615 --> 00:07:23,268 No, sh-she's coming for my job. 200 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,706 - Oh. So not a black widow at all. - Mm. 201 00:07:25,836 --> 00:07:28,578 Sounds like somebody's got a little jelly in their belly. 202 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:29,666 No jelly in this belly. 203 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:32,539 She told me I had to go. 204 00:07:32,626 --> 00:07:34,541 Only a crazy person would say that. 205 00:07:34,671 --> 00:07:35,716 Exactly! 206 00:07:35,846 --> 00:07:37,152 I was talking about you. 207 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:38,980 - What? - She's the niece 208 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:39,937 of Ray Henderson. 209 00:07:40,111 --> 00:07:41,373 She is set for life. 210 00:07:41,548 --> 00:07:43,724 Why would she want to "get rid" of you? 211 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,813 Because I'm the star and she wants to be the star. 212 00:07:45,943 --> 00:07:46,944 This is the DMV. 213 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:48,337 There are no stars. 214 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:51,035 Seriously? You don't believe me. 215 00:07:51,209 --> 00:07:52,689 Robin is so awesome. 216 00:07:52,776 --> 00:07:54,212 She makes me protein shakes 217 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:56,519 before I even feel my peptides getting low. 218 00:07:56,650 --> 00:07:58,042 I want to believe you. 219 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,783 I just don't. 220 00:07:59,914 --> 00:08:02,525 How can you not be on my side right now? 221 00:08:02,656 --> 00:08:04,048 It's just that you're coming off 222 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,442 a teeny bit extremely paranoid. 223 00:08:06,573 --> 00:08:08,749 Perhaps somebody 224 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,186 - needs a little rest. - What? No, no, no. 225 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:13,188 - Mm. - No. I'm fine. 226 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,799 We'll call it a wellness break. 227 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,410 - Yeah. - Mm. - Doesn't that sound wonderful? 228 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,977 - Please, no. - You gonna be a good girl. 229 00:08:20,064 --> 00:08:21,370 I can change. 230 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,589 Don't. Please. 231 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:23,851 - Just relax. - No, no, no. 232 00:08:24,025 --> 00:08:25,374 Please don't send me to... 233 00:08:25,461 --> 00:08:26,854 Be sure and click "finished" 234 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:29,378 after the last question of the written test. 235 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:32,642 This will indicate to the system that you are finished. 236 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:33,730 Hi! 237 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,735 Get back to your test. 238 00:08:39,823 --> 00:08:40,781 Hey, Noa. 239 00:08:40,955 --> 00:08:41,956 Hey, Ceci. 240 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,653 Uh, I'm sorry. 241 00:08:43,784 --> 00:08:44,959 I got a bit of paperwork to catch up on. 242 00:08:45,046 --> 00:08:46,613 So, Brent and I made up, but then he ghosted me 243 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:47,831 for, like, ten minutes, 244 00:08:47,962 --> 00:08:49,050 so now he's dead to me. 245 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,313 Okay. Well, hey, y-you're very... 246 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,444 levelheaded people. 247 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:53,968 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 248 00:08:54,098 --> 00:08:55,230 Nope. It's over. 249 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,318 I was going to drive to his condo 250 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:57,537 and hide all of his remotes, 251 00:08:57,667 --> 00:08:58,973 but I got a flat tire in the parking lot 252 00:08:59,060 --> 00:08:59,756 and I can't change it because of... 253 00:09:00,757 --> 00:09:01,628 Will you help me? 254 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,238 Yeah. 255 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:04,805 As long as you're out of that toxic relationship, 256 00:09:04,892 --> 00:09:06,241 yeah, I'm happy to help. 257 00:09:07,024 --> 00:09:08,722 'Kay. 258 00:09:08,852 --> 00:09:09,984 So are you gonna do it or just talk about it? 259 00:09:10,114 --> 00:09:11,028 I'll go do it. 260 00:09:18,862 --> 00:09:19,994 All right. 261 00:09:20,124 --> 00:09:21,865 I got two Iowas, 262 00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,651 a Nebraska, and, whoo, a Puerto Rico. 263 00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:27,784 Ha-ha. Is it me or am I, like, really good at this? 264 00:09:27,958 --> 00:09:30,787 Uh, no. That's the worst hand I've ever seen in this game. 265 00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,876 - Yeah, you don't even have five cards. - Yeah. 266 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:35,139 But I beat you, bro. Full house. 267 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:37,098 New Yorks full of Utahs. 268 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:41,363 Oh, well, nothing could be finer than full house Carolina. 269 00:09:41,493 --> 00:09:43,974 North meets South. Together again. 270 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:46,107 Uh, I'm so sor, bro, 271 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,108 but I got the better hand. 272 00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:48,588 No. I'm... Where's Colette? 273 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:50,024 - She remembers all the rules. - Yeah. 274 00:09:50,154 --> 00:09:51,721 Oh, come on. Does it really matter, guys? 275 00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:54,071 I mean, this is just a stupid game anyway. 276 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,464 - Stupid game? - Yoo-hoo. 277 00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,292 Hey, Robin. I got a great idea. 278 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,468 You, me, selfie under your uncle's photo. 279 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,078 Send it to him. What a thrill. 280 00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:03,037 That is a great idea. 281 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,082 I hope he doesn't get confused and think I'm the manager. 282 00:10:05,256 --> 00:10:06,170 Oh! 283 00:10:06,301 --> 00:10:07,868 Yeah. 284 00:10:07,998 --> 00:10:08,825 Hello, Ray. 285 00:10:08,912 --> 00:10:09,957 I think you got us mixed up. 286 00:10:10,087 --> 00:10:11,698 She's a blondie. 287 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,003 She's so funny. 288 00:10:13,090 --> 00:10:14,222 Oh. 289 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,791 Hey. Remember when we found that license 290 00:10:17,921 --> 00:10:20,532 that looked like Colette as a little boy? 291 00:10:20,663 --> 00:10:22,926 You know, I still have that somewhere. Oh. 292 00:10:24,101 --> 00:10:25,973 Ah. Boylette. 293 00:10:26,103 --> 00:10:27,714 Coolest mustache in the Dakotas. 294 00:10:27,844 --> 00:10:30,194 Ah. You know, I'm starting to miss the old girl. 295 00:10:30,281 --> 00:10:31,326 Mm-hmm. 296 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,719 Well, I got a test. 297 00:10:32,849 --> 00:10:33,807 Uh, you want anything from Subway? 298 00:10:33,937 --> 00:10:34,938 I'm gonna have my kid stop. 299 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,505 Ooh, yeah. Just grab me a c... 300 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:38,115 Gregg, buddy, 301 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:39,900 you trailed off there. You taking your ginkgo? 302 00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:44,731 Her cookies are Subway cookies. 303 00:10:44,905 --> 00:10:46,733 - Robin lied to us. - What? 304 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:49,823 They are Subway. 305 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:52,608 She stole the recipe and baked them herself. 306 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,002 No. I think she's buying her cookies from Subway. 307 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,438 - There are so many levels to this. - No. 308 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,527 There's exactly one level. 309 00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:01,661 Look, I'll be honest. This is a tricky one. 310 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,665 Whoa, 311 00:11:05,795 --> 00:11:07,667 whoa, whoa. What are you doing, broham? 312 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:09,451 Ceci called me to change her tire. 313 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,974 And I brought a guy to do it. 314 00:11:11,105 --> 00:11:12,628 Oh. Well, you're too late. 315 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,848 - Noa here's already almost done. - I don't understand 316 00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:17,328 what I'm doing, but I do understand I'm not almost done. 317 00:11:17,415 --> 00:11:19,243 How am I late? I left as soon as you texted. 318 00:11:19,374 --> 00:11:20,810 Are you sure? 319 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,072 Are you sure you didn't get held up talking to, 320 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:24,248 I don't know, Charlize Theron? 321 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:25,467 Charlize means nothing to me. 322 00:11:25,554 --> 00:11:27,991 Sure. Let's go, Noa. Come on. 323 00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:30,690 Thank you for showing me what true loyalty feels like. 324 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:31,691 Oh, my God. 325 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,476 This friendship is over, mate. 326 00:11:34,606 --> 00:11:36,870 Friendship? We're famously enemies. 327 00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,308 Colette. 328 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,570 Robin is a fraud. 329 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,094 Oh, my God! You guys believe me! 330 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:46,053 We're sorry. We should've listened to you from the start. 331 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,141 Yeah, we didn't realize 332 00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:48,838 how evil she was. 333 00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,579 Passing off Subway cookies as her own. 334 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,276 But, also, she was really nice to me 335 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:53,408 and then she threatened me. 336 00:11:53,538 --> 00:11:54,931 It's all very upsetting. 337 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,237 Yeah, but, uh... 338 00:11:56,367 --> 00:11:58,195 saying that she's coming for my spot, 339 00:11:58,369 --> 00:11:59,719 that's a little more so. 340 00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:00,937 We got to tell Barb about this. 341 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,373 Also Subway. 342 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,811 There could be major legal ramifications. 343 00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:07,727 Not harping on it, but, uh, I'm a friend of yours 344 00:12:07,857 --> 00:12:08,858 and these are cookies. 345 00:12:08,989 --> 00:12:10,686 They're cookies. 346 00:12:10,817 --> 00:12:12,166 The screen's still frozen. 347 00:12:12,296 --> 00:12:13,297 Click "restart"! 348 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:15,430 I hate it here. 349 00:12:20,217 --> 00:12:21,566 Oh! 350 00:12:21,653 --> 00:12:23,220 You guys look intense. 351 00:12:23,351 --> 00:12:24,569 Another rat die in the walls? 352 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:27,703 No. Robin is a fraud. 353 00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:30,010 She's passing off Subway cookies as her own. 354 00:12:30,097 --> 00:12:31,315 And? 355 00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:32,621 Oh. Right, Colette. 356 00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:34,101 And she says she knows pro wrestling, 357 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,450 but there's no proof. 358 00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:36,581 It's really... It's the cookies. 359 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:37,844 - Yeah. - It's mostly the cookies. 360 00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,759 Okay, everybody just calm down. 361 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:41,238 This is Ray's niece 362 00:12:41,325 --> 00:12:43,545 and you're accusing her of baking fraud. 363 00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:44,981 And the fact that she s... 364 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,200 Uh, you know what, let's just go with the cookies. 365 00:12:46,330 --> 00:12:47,810 They seem to land. 366 00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,290 Listen, I want to believe you. I do. 367 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,945 But if Ray gets word of this, it could sink our branch. 368 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:53,773 And I'm not sure how to prove it yet, but I'm pretty sure 369 00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,513 that if I stop working here, 370 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,080 - I will die. - Oh, come on. 371 00:12:57,211 --> 00:12:59,169 Barb, we're already on the chopping block. 372 00:12:59,343 --> 00:13:01,302 - Let's go out with some integrity. - Yeah. 373 00:13:01,476 --> 00:13:02,607 Screw this. I'm going in. 374 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:04,044 I'm already wearing a wire. 375 00:13:04,131 --> 00:13:05,567 - Whoa! - Whoa. 376 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:06,916 Do you have our backs? 377 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:08,613 It's not that simple, Colette. 378 00:13:08,744 --> 00:13:10,964 If we come for the king's niece, 379 00:13:11,094 --> 00:13:13,140 we best not miss. 380 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:15,446 She doesn't even know the rules of the road. 381 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:16,578 Say that again? 382 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,101 Not only does she not know them, 383 00:13:18,232 --> 00:13:20,147 she calls them "the suggestions" of the road. 384 00:13:21,322 --> 00:13:23,019 What in the name of fried butter? 385 00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:26,022 Look at this. Look. Ask her anything from this handbook. 386 00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:29,373 If I am wrong, I will stay in written tests forev... 387 00:13:29,547 --> 00:13:30,897 two week... t... days. 388 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,333 Two day... One day. 389 00:13:32,463 --> 00:13:34,248 An hour. 390 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:38,252 Ceci. 391 00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:40,123 Oh, good. 392 00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,298 You saw me. 393 00:13:42,256 --> 00:13:43,910 - What's new? - Hey, look, 394 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,607 I-I don't appreciate you using me 395 00:13:45,737 --> 00:13:47,827 in whatever twisted game you're playing with Brent. 396 00:13:47,957 --> 00:13:50,133 - Okay? - Okay, got it. 397 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,135 Relationships, they're based on respect, 398 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:53,789 even when it comes to conflict. 399 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:55,312 - Yeah, I got it, Noa. Thank you. - And... 400 00:13:55,399 --> 00:13:56,400 and over what? 401 00:13:56,531 --> 00:13:58,054 You know? Because he left you 402 00:13:58,228 --> 00:13:59,664 at a table for two minutes to talk to an actress? 403 00:13:59,795 --> 00:14:01,536 Why don't you just order yourself a drink 404 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,885 and eat some breadsticks? 405 00:14:02,972 --> 00:14:04,234 Are you that insecure? 406 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,763 - Oh, my God, what? Is it a rat? - I don't know, Noa. 407 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:14,114 Maybe I am that insecure, okay? 408 00:14:15,202 --> 00:14:16,507 Wait, what? Y... 409 00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:17,900 You? 410 00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:19,336 It's just... 411 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,730 He's this little big Hollywood guy, and... 412 00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:24,037 I don't know, I work at the DMV. 413 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:25,386 He takes me to all these fancy restaurants 414 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,344 with all these fancy people, and... 415 00:14:27,518 --> 00:14:28,780 I just don't fit in. 416 00:14:28,911 --> 00:14:31,392 I know it sounds stupid, but... 417 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:32,872 I think I really like him. 418 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,918 Doesn't sound stupid, okay? 419 00:14:36,919 --> 00:14:38,965 I mean, it sounds stupid to me. 420 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:42,142 But if you like the guy, then you should... 421 00:14:42,272 --> 00:14:43,578 tell him how you feel. 422 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:45,841 What if we don't have enough in common? 423 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:49,366 You're both incredibly selfish, petty people, so... 424 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,065 Thanks, Noa. 425 00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,370 That's really sweet. 426 00:14:53,457 --> 00:14:54,284 Right. 427 00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:59,594 Hey, Robin. 428 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,726 ♪ Robin Hood! ♪ 429 00:15:01,813 --> 00:15:03,598 Uh, 430 00:15:03,728 --> 00:15:06,340 I, um, am in a little bit of a pickle and I need your help. 431 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,255 Sure, what's up? 432 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:10,039 Examiner Tersillo moving into posish. 433 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:13,869 Uh, I-I signed up for some trivia online, 434 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,002 and I can't remember 435 00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,873 who has the right-of-way at a four-way stop. 436 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,093 Um... whoever gets there first? 437 00:15:20,223 --> 00:15:21,964 Right, right. But, what if the cars get there at the... 438 00:15:22,051 --> 00:15:23,226 same time? 439 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:25,098 This is a trivia question? 440 00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:26,360 Yeah, I know. 441 00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,752 Um... 442 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,710 I don't know. 443 00:15:28,797 --> 00:15:29,929 They figure it out. 444 00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:33,367 They figure it out? 445 00:15:33,497 --> 00:15:35,412 There it is. 446 00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:36,370 You got got. 447 00:15:36,544 --> 00:15:37,719 Ha-ha. 448 00:15:37,849 --> 00:15:38,981 Suspect apprehended at... 449 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:41,157 Oh, I forgot to press "record." 450 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,768 Robin, I'm gonna need you to step away from the water cooler. 451 00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:44,813 What? 452 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,597 What is this? 453 00:15:46,684 --> 00:15:47,990 It's a bust. You're busted. 454 00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:49,513 You didn't think that I 455 00:15:49,687 --> 00:15:51,646 would recognize a cookie from Subway? 456 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,300 - Well, you didn't. - Eventually. 457 00:15:53,430 --> 00:15:55,215 And let's not forget 458 00:15:55,345 --> 00:15:56,738 that she threa... 459 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,045 Showed disregard and disrespect 460 00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:00,089 to the rules of the road. 461 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,090 Thank you, Colette. 462 00:16:01,264 --> 00:16:02,657 Oh, please. 463 00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,267 What are you gonna do about it, Barb? 464 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:05,703 Fire me? 465 00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,271 Good luck. My uncle will make a phone call 466 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:12,188 and you'll be working at the one window at the Mount Shasta DMV. 467 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,668 Mount Shasta. 468 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,626 You're exactly right. 469 00:16:15,713 --> 00:16:18,542 We all live under the great, benevolent shadow 470 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:19,804 of Sir Ray Henderson. 471 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,241 Mm. 472 00:16:21,328 --> 00:16:23,547 But there's one other picture on that wall 473 00:16:23,721 --> 00:16:25,419 I have to answer to. 474 00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,776 "The duck stops here." 475 00:16:34,906 --> 00:16:36,560 The duck stops with me, Robin. 476 00:16:36,691 --> 00:16:38,519 For the sake of this branch, 477 00:16:38,693 --> 00:16:41,696 the employees, and road safety... 478 00:16:42,610 --> 00:16:43,959 you are fired. 479 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,178 Yeah. 480 00:16:45,308 --> 00:16:47,528 - All right, Barb. - Get some. 481 00:16:47,658 --> 00:16:50,313 Well, congratulations, everybody. 482 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,751 May the rest of your life be an unending hell. 483 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,579 Too bad you weren't more careful. 484 00:16:56,711 --> 00:17:00,758 This is the second boot I've worn on a foot this year. 485 00:17:00,889 --> 00:17:03,152 Tootsie Pop, I don't know how to be careful. 486 00:17:03,326 --> 00:17:04,806 Yeah. She really doesn't. 487 00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,329 Nope. 488 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,159 You'll be sorry. 489 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:12,944 Now serving... 490 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,164 What is going on here? 491 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:16,687 Against every instinct I had, 492 00:17:16,818 --> 00:17:18,385 I asked Brent to come in. 493 00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:21,040 Is there something that you would like to say to him? 494 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:23,390 Fine. 495 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,087 I didn't like when you left me alone 496 00:17:25,174 --> 00:17:26,915 at that table, because... 497 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:29,787 it made me feel like... 498 00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,528 you were embarrassed by me. 499 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,182 Ceci, are you kidding? 500 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:34,705 No way. 501 00:17:34,879 --> 00:17:36,620 It's just that... 502 00:17:36,794 --> 00:17:39,188 sometimes I get nervous when I talk to Famouses, 503 00:17:39,275 --> 00:17:41,277 and I didn't want you to see me like that. 504 00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:42,452 Really? 505 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,932 Okay, now... 506 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,760 I want you each to say something positive 507 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,196 about the other person. 508 00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,329 Okay. 509 00:17:50,373 --> 00:17:51,331 Brent. 510 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,248 I like how expensive your car is. 511 00:17:56,553 --> 00:17:58,294 And that you do whatever I say. 512 00:17:58,381 --> 00:18:01,341 And I like how you're so hot. 513 00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:02,864 Makes me look important. 514 00:18:02,994 --> 00:18:04,431 It does. 515 00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:06,128 And you're nice to me. 516 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:07,434 I like that. 517 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:09,523 - And you're so smart. - Mm-hmm. 518 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,525 Yes. Good. 519 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,961 Okay. 520 00:18:13,135 --> 00:18:14,963 Okay, now we are getting somewhere. 521 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,965 Is that somewhere a sexual desert? 522 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,054 Because I am so turned off right now. Oh, my God. 523 00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,795 Yeah, are you done killing the vibe? Or do you have 524 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:22,840 some voicemails from my mom you want to play for us? 525 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,015 Hey, you know what? 526 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,409 This is the most toxic, 527 00:18:26,540 --> 00:18:27,845 self-destructive relationship 528 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,109 I've ever witnessed. And for the sake 529 00:18:30,283 --> 00:18:32,023 of everyone in this world, I'm just so glad 530 00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,329 that you two found each other. 531 00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:35,026 - Well done. - Mm. 532 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:38,073 This freakin' guy. 533 00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:57,962 Barb? 534 00:18:59,007 --> 00:19:01,227 Ray Henderson's on the phone. 535 00:19:01,401 --> 00:19:02,315 Oh. 536 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,231 Chin up, Barb. Chin up. 537 00:19:15,066 --> 00:19:16,459 Hey, before you get canned, 538 00:19:16,546 --> 00:19:18,374 will you sign my vacaysh request really quick? 539 00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:19,810 Here and here. 540 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:23,466 - Thanks. - You did the right thing. 541 00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:33,737 She was a good, 542 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:34,912 good boss. 543 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:37,088 Yeah, I'm gonna miss Barb. 544 00:19:37,219 --> 00:19:38,742 I called her "Mom" once, you know. 545 00:19:38,829 --> 00:19:40,396 Same. 546 00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,625 Well, Ray asked me if I fired his niece. 547 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,367 And then... 548 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,717 he thanked me? 549 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:59,154 A-And he called me a hero? 550 00:19:59,285 --> 00:20:01,112 Robin's his annoying sister's kid. 551 00:20:01,287 --> 00:20:02,940 And I just did what he could never do. 552 00:20:03,071 --> 00:20:05,813 This is great for our branch, you guys. 553 00:20:05,900 --> 00:20:07,075 Awesome, Barb! 554 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,512 Aw. 555 00:20:09,686 --> 00:20:10,600 Well... 556 00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:11,993 Hey, let's play some poker. 557 00:20:12,123 --> 00:20:13,429 Winner buys... 558 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:15,344 Subway. 559 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,563 - Yes. - Hey, Nevada beats Pennsylvania, right? 560 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,652 No. Not since the, uh... 561 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:20,784 the vending machine at the Mirage ate Gregg's dollar. 562 00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:23,613 It's the one slot machine I thought I could beat, okay? 563 00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,098 - Stop, stop, stop. - Relax. I'm not even touching you yet. God, 564 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,578 - I thought you were tough. - No, no, no. Just 565 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,101 do a little at a time. 566 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,711 No, all at once. 567 00:20:34,798 --> 00:20:36,017 No, a little at a time. 568 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:38,062 Oh, my God. You're being such a baby. 569 00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,107 God. 570 00:20:39,281 --> 00:20:40,282 Okay, just close your eyes 571 00:20:40,413 --> 00:20:42,458 and imagine you're walking down 572 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,199 a beautiful path 573 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,810 and there's a garden and it's so nice. 574 00:20:46,941 --> 00:20:48,116 Oh, so lovely. Little puppy. 575 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,596 Ah, and we're done. 576 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:50,466 Oh. 577 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:51,815 Wow. 578 00:20:51,989 --> 00:20:53,077 I didn't feel a thing.