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50 years have passed,

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but I do not age.

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Time has lost its effect on me.

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[ Exhales sharply ]

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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Yet the suffering
continues.

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Aku's grasp chokes the past,

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present, and future.

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Hope is lost.

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Gotta get back,

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back to the past.

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Samurai Jack.

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♪

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[ Alarm ringing ]

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[ Alarm clock clatters ]

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[ Accordion music playing ]

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[ Groans ]

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[ Grunting ]

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[ Bones creaking ]

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♪

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[ Groans ]

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Host: Master, new arrivals
have come to offer tribute!

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Oh, great shogun of sorrow,

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master of all masters,

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you have allowed us
to inhabit this world,

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and for that,
we are forever grateful.

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[ Groans ]

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We offer you
a special tribute.

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Stop!

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[ Stammers ]
Look at what you're doing!

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You're getting yourselves
all over the floor.

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Uh...

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I just had it vacuumed.

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Out. Out!

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Get out!

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Master, [Chuckles]
Master, we've done it.

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May I introduce

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the most epic version
of the beetle drone yet!

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[ Laughs maniacally ]

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And I care because?

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B-b-because
the samurai.

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You've wanted to kill him
since forever.

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He's the bane
of your existence.

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Oh!

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That was the old aku.

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This is the new aku.

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And he really doesn't care
about a pathetic samurai

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who wanders around
like a mad fool.

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Ha!

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It's hilarious, really.

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Look, I tell you what --

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You want to destroy him,
go ahead.

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Who cares?

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I certainly don't,
not one bit at all.

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♪

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So, tell me
what's been bothering you.

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Well, you see, doc,

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it's been
over 50 years already.

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It's been that long?

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Yes.

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You see,
that's the actual problem.

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Once I eradicated

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all the time portals,

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I thought I would just wait it
out and then the samur--

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We don't
say his name here.

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It is a safe place.

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Yes.
Sorry, doctor.

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Well, I-i just assumed
that eventually

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over time he would just

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di-i-i-i-e!
Di-i-i-i-e!

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But he hasn't even aged.

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I mean, like, at all.

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He just grew
that stupid beard.

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It looks like
he'll be here forever!

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I-I just don't know
if I can handle that.

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Yes. It seems that
the initial time travel

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has affected
the aging process.

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It's quite
the conundrum.

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Yes.

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What is that again?

81
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Just a confusing
or difficult problem.

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Yes. Problem.

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I wish there was someone who
can dispose of my problem.

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Yes. One can hope.
Yes. One can hope.

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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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[ Engine rumbling ]

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[ Tires screech ]

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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♪

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[ Snarling ]

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[ All snarling ]

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[ Roars ]

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[ Snarling ]

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[ Tires screech ]

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[ Engine shuts off ]

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[ Birds chirping ]

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[ Birds squawking ]

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[ Rumbling ]

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[ Rumbling ]

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[ Rumbling intensifies ]

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[ Dramatic music continues ]

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[ Music ends ]

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[ Engine starts ]

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[ Dramatic music plays ]

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Ahh!

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[ Snarling ]

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[ Roars ]

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[ Whimpers ]

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[ Shrieking ]

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[ Snarls ]

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[ Shrieks ]

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[ Beeping ]

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[ Panting ]

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[ Thunder rumbling ]

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[ Clattering ]

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It's time to end it,
don't you think?

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Never.
They are just machines.

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I'll find a way.
I always have.

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When you have the sword,
but now it's gone.

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There's no hope!

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I've been doing fine
without it.

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Well, listen to you.

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And what are you going to do
when aku finds you

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and realizes
you have no sword?

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Aku doesn't know, and he hasn't
shown himself in years.

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He keeps thinking that one of
his machines can defeat me.

128
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Maybe he's right.

129
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You haven't faced anything
so powerful.

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How much longer
can you keep this up?

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It always seems bad at first,
but then I find a way.

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They're just
nuts and bolts,

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just nuts and bolts.

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Who cares anymore?!

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There's no way home.

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There's nothing
to fight for.

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There's no more honor.

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Come to think of it,

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the only honorable thing
to do is --

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Quiet.
No!

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I won't spend eternity
in this forsaken time!

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What do you want from me?

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I want it to end.

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Aren't you tired?

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Wouldn't it be great to be free
of all of this?

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Our ancestors
are waiting for us.

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They want you
to join them.

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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[ Horse whinnies ]

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[ Horse snorting ]

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There.
You'll never make it!

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They'll get you!

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I'll make it.

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[ Dramatic music continues ]

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[ Thunder crashing ]

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[ Thunder rumbling ]

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[ Thunder continues ]

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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[ Insect buzzing ]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[ Music ends ]

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[ Water dripping ]

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[ Insect buzzing ]

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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♪

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♪

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♪

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[ Music ends ]

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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♪

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[ Music ends ]

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Ahh!

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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[ Bones crunch ]

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♪

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[ Somber music playing ]

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[ Grunts ]

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Footsteps approaching ]

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[ Groaning ]

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[ Blades squealing ]

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[ High-pitched whine ]

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[ Footsteps approaching
rapidly ]

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[ Whine intensifies ]

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[ Dramatic music playing ]

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♪ Watch out
♪ gotta get back

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♪ back to the past
♪ samurai Jack

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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ wa-watch out

191
00:22:02,088 --> 00:22:03,421
♪ gotta get back,
back to the past, samurai Jack ♪

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00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:07,692
♪ Watch out

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00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:12,697
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack

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♪ watch out

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00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,566
♪ gotta get back

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00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:16,567
♪ Jack, Jack, Jack

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♪ samurai Jack

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♪ Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack
♪ wa-watch out