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♪♪

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Check it out, people.

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The lair of Wraith,
notorious bounty hunter.

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I am Groot.
[Rocket]
Got that right, bud.

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I heard he's got some of
the best boom in the galaxy
stashed here.

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And since he just got arrested,
it's only a matter of time

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before the wrong folks
loot his hideout.

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Ah, as we
are looting it now.

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Eh, but we're
the right folks, Drax.

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Any weapons we find
go straight to Nova Corps
for safekeeping.

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Eh, minus 15 percent
for expenses.

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It doesn't bother you
we haven't encountered
any defenses

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in the lair of a villain
who's all about weapons?

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Specifically shape-shifting
weapons.

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Seriously, Rocket?
I mean, did you lead us
to the lair

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of Wraith the Bounty Hunter,
or Wraith the Accountant?

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I don't know.
He's supposed to be
some type of super-assassin.

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I guess he likes his digs
less super.

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There were weapons.
We're too late.

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The nerve of some people,
clearing out the place
before we could!

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Now, in my experience,
people never leave

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the good stuff in plain view.
[clicks]

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Ha-ha!

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Wait. This isn't--
It can't be.

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Tactigon.
What's a Tactigon?

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Oh, it's just one of
the most powerful weapons
in the galaxy.

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My personal
Pinnacle of Boom!

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It automatically identifies
the weakness of the enemy
of whoever wields it,

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then transforms into the weapon
that'll destroy that enemy.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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No way your sausage fingers
can evade those lasers.

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Drax the Destroyer
does not evade lasers.

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Lasers evade
Drax the Destroyer.

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I am Groot!
[alarm blaring]

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[beeping]

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[all beeping]

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Definitely not
Wraith the Accountant.

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[Rocket]
Aw, krutack.

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[alarm blaring]
[weapons firing]

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Use the Tactigon!

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It's a blaster.
Just point it
and shoot something!

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[grunts]

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[ascending whirring]

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Eat Tactigon!

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[alarm continues blaring]
[yells]

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[grunting]
Okay, I don't think it works.

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Figure it out later.

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[all grunt]

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I'll make a door.

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Groot, open it.

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I am Groot!
[grunts]

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[grunts]

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[grunts]
[yells]

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[both grunting]

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[Quill]
He cuts back, avoids a tackle!

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Oh, what a move!

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He could go all the way!

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[grunts]

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[grunts]

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♪♪ [rock]
Touchdown Guardians!

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[singsongy]
Go, Quill! Go, Quill!

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Our ship has
already touched down.
That's not what I--

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Anyway, point is,
we scored, and everything
turned out perfectly. Huh?

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[beeping]

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Think again.

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I've put together enough bombs
to know a countdown
when I see one.

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Wraith must have booby-trapped
it to self-destruct

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if anyone but him
tried to use it.

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Then I will destroy it.
No!

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This is an Omega-level weapon.
If its power is unleashed--

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It'll take out
half the galaxy.

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So disarm it already.

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[beeping continues]

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[yells]
Ugh!

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Definitely booby-trapped.
[grunts]

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And I can't read the clock,
so I don't know how long we got.

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This thing could detonate
at any time!
[yells]

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Time. That's it.
If we can't stop the countdown
in the weapon,

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we'll stop time
around the weapon
so it'll never explode.

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We'd need a Temporal
Stasis Field to do that.
We don't have one.

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No. But I know who does.

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Wanna run that by me
one more time, Quill?

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It's really simple, Dey.
We're just gonna
swing by Nova Corps HQ

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and drop off this thing that,
you know, could blow up
the universe.

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Uh-huh. Nice try, Quill.

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But as you can see
from my new hairdo,

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I'm very aware
of what day it is.

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[laughing]
Oh! Who got you?

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Oh, you should see
the look on your face!

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Uh-huh. Better pranking
next year.

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No. Wait, wait, wait!
We got--
[groans]

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What did Dey mean
by "pranking"?

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It's not important
right now.
[beeps]

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Peter Quill, you know
you're forbidden on Xandar

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during the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons.

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Set foot on this planet
for any reason,

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and you'll be thrown
out of orbit so fast

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your jet boots will spin.

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Am I clear?
[passing gas sound]

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[squeals]

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[laughing]

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Oh, Nova Prime,
someone got you so good!

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You should see the look
on your face right now.

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What the flarg is the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons?

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Yeah. That. Okay. Um...

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So, every year,
Xandar has a festival

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when the planet's moons
all form, well, smiles.

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And to celebrate,
there's a party
across the planet

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where everyone pranks
and plays jokes on each other.

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[sighs]

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Back in the day,
when I was still a Ravager,

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me and Yondu were
the best there was at pranking.

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[whistles]

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Actually, I taught Yondu
everything he knows.

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[laughing]
[laughing]

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Yeah, boyo.
Man!

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So Nova Prime banished you
over a mustache?

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I know, right?
Just a total overreaction.

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[beeping]

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We need Nova's
Temporal Stasis Field

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to stop this thing
from blowing up,

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so you better hope
they're in a forgiving mood.

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Nova Tower Control
to Milano.

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Your landing permit
has been suspended.

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Turn away immediately,
or you will be fired upon.

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Corpsman, you do not
understand the danger.
We are running out of time.

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Can't you give a break
to the guys who saved
your entire planet?

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The law is the law, Quill.
[grunts]

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Xandar's defenses
now register your vessel

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as an enemy ship
for the duration of the Feast.
[growls]

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I suggest you return
after it's over.

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[Rocket grunting]

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Okay.

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Definitely not
a forgiving mood.

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[Quill on radio]
Whoa! Dey, wait!

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Come on.
Tell your defenses
to cease fire.

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[Dey on radio]
See, that's the thing
about automated defenses.

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They're automated.
I don't have to tell them
to do anything.

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You might wanna take
the hint, Quill.

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We really don't
want you on Xandar

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during the Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons.

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Well, too bad, Dey,
'cause this is a Code
Double-Secret Emergency,

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which clearly supersedes
your banishing of me.

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That's not a thing, Quill.
You just made that up.

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[Quill]
I-- Nuh-uh.

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Quill, you're aware
if we blow up,

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so does the Tactigon and,
by extension, half the galaxy?

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I agree. And I propose
a new strategy.

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I will take the controls.
The lasers will evade me.

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You don't get the concept
of lasers, do you?

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[Quill]
So how about a concept
of getting past them?

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[Rocket]
No problem.
Got a spare ship on ya?

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What are you talking about?
We got five of them.

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Maybe the pods
won't register as enemy ships.

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[Gamora]
They're still shooting
at us, Quill.

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[Quill]
But now we're
much smaller targets.

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Small enough to get through
the defense grid.

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Ha-ha! We're in!

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Here comes the welcome wagon.

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Drax will welcome them
with much destruction.

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No, no, no, no, no.
This is good.

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If they arrest us,
they have to process us,

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and that means
confiscating the Tactigon

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and sticking it safely
in their Temporal Stasis Field.

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Nice try, Quill,
but you're not landing.

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Starblasters, escort
those pods back into orbit.

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Wait. No. Arrest us!
Ple-- Please?

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[sighs]
Fine.

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Let a pro handle this.

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[Dey]
Right. That's it.

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Hey!

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I want that guy's
name and badge number!

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And an address
where I can send him
a ticking package.

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[laughs]
Yeah. And speaking

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of ticking packages,
we're halfway there.

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Don't worry.
I'll work the Quill charm
on whoever's in charge.

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[Dey]
Will you now, Quill?

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Corpsman Dey!

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Hi. I, for one,
am glad to see you.

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Remember that object
I told you we were bringing over
that's gonna blow up the galaxy?

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Well, that's it!
It's-- That's the one
and only Tactigon!

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[beeping]

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The Tactigon?

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Corpsman,
we need to get this

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into the Temporal Stasis Field
right away!

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Uh, nah. Just kidding.

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[groans]

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Hmm.

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[chuckling]
Seriously, Quill,

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you think we're gonna fall
for that lame gag?

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I expect more from you.
Especially after
your last prank.

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[nervous chuckle]

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What, the mustache
on Nova Prime thing?

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You told them that was
the prank that got you
banned from the Feast?

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[laughs]
Transport them
to their ship in orbit.

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But-- But the Tactigon!

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And make sure they take
that obviously fake Tactigon
with them.

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What? No, no, no, no, no!
Wait! Dey, listen!

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Not listening.

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[beeping continues]

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I am Groot!

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Yeah, I can't believe
the galaxy is gonna be destroyed

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because of
some stupid prank neither.

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I believe it.
Quill is involved.

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Quill, confess
the true nature
of your prank

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that has caused us
so many complications.

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[sighs]
Fine.

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Every year, the Feast
of the Grinning Moons

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crowns a Prankster King.

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Me and Yondu were always
competing for the title,

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and, you know, one of
our pranks got out of hand.
[laughing]

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Oh, no.

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[laughing]

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Oh, yeah!

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Oh, come on.
The Kree Supreme Intelligence

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looked like a big punch bowl.
[laughing]

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It's hilarious. They--
They did not think so at all.

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Nearly causing
an intergalactic war?

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Yeah, uh,
that'll get you banned.

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I can see now why Nova Corps
believes you are here
to prank them again.

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So we'll use it
to our advantage.

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If Rocket
ever gets us out--
I'm out.

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I disabled the locks
a while ago.

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Yeah. I was actually
interested in Quill's story.

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Will you stop wasting time
with the truth and listen up?

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We go back to Nova Corps HQ,
and I prank them,
just like they expect.

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So while they chase me around...

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We break in and get Tactigon
into the Temporal Stasis Field.

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Why would all the Nova Corps
chase just one man?

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Oh, I'm not just one man.
I'm the Prankster King.

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♪♪ [Steppenwolf's
"Born to Be Wild"]

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I'm gonna hit
the ladies' room.

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[gasps]

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[cluck]

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[grunts]

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That was quick. Wha--
[cluck]

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[cluck]
[groans]

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♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪
Do you always carry such

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00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:36,750
curious weaponry
on your person?
[cluck]

240
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:40,460
I am the Prankster King.
♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪

241
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:44,500
♪ And whatever comes our way ♪

242
00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:47,960
♪ Yeah, darlin',
go make it happen ♪

243
00:12:47,960 --> 00:12:51,170
♪ Take the world
in a love embrace ♪
[Quill yelling]

244
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,920
♪ Fire all of your guns
at once ♪
Huh?

245
00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,920
♪ And explode into space ♪
[whimpers]

246
00:12:56,920 --> 00:12:59,920
Huh?
[cluck]

247
00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:03,330
♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪
[groans]

248
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:06,960
I am Groot.
♪ Racin' with the wind ♪

249
00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:10,040
For pranking! For glory!
♪ And the feelin'
that I'm under ♪

250
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:13,460
[clucking]
♪ Yeah, darlin',
go make it happen ♪

251
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,750
[beeping]
Quill...

252
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,620
All units, he's back!

253
00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,000
[alarm blaring]
Repeat:
the Prankster King is back!

254
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,960
Yoo-hoo!

255
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:29,420
Neener-neener!

256
00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:32,460
Oh, that's right.
Uh-huh, that's right.

257
00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:35,710
I T.P.'d your Starblaster.
What are you gonna do about it?

258
00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:39,500
What are you gonna do?
Oh, look! Another Starblaster!
[yelling]

259
00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:42,670
Whatever shall I do
with all this toilet paper?

260
00:13:44,290 --> 00:13:46,120
[alarm continues blaring]

261
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,120
[clattering]

262
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,790
I'm picking up
an unidentified blockage
in Air Shaft 7-B.

263
00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,580
Moving to investigate.
[Dey]
Negative that, Corpsman.

264
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:57,080
We have exploding toilets
on Level One-Niner.

265
00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:59,420
All units deploy, stat!

266
00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:05,210
These guys really
got it in for Quill.
I like 'em.

267
00:14:05,210 --> 00:14:07,290
[alarm continues blaring]
[Corpsman]
Hey! Stop right there!

268
00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,960
[yells]

269
00:14:11,710 --> 00:14:13,080
[both grunt]

270
00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,880
[laughing]

271
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:17,460
Oh, you should see
the look on your face--

272
00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:20,420
[yelling]

273
00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:23,500
I'm gonna put you
where you can't make
any more trouble.

274
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,120
You took us
to the prisoner level?

275
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:31,710
Relax.

276
00:14:31,710 --> 00:14:35,620
This terminal should give us
an idea where they keep
the Temporal thingamajig.

277
00:14:35,620 --> 00:14:37,540
[keyboard clacking]

278
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,000
Wraith! What are
you doing here?

279
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,460
He was arrested.
That is why we were able
to loot his hide-- [groans]

280
00:14:44,460 --> 00:14:49,460
Slipped out of my cell
while the guards were chasing
some fool prankster.

281
00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,960
Question is,
what are you doing here?

282
00:14:51,960 --> 00:14:56,830
You gotta believe me.
We stole that crazy weapon
from Wraith's hideout!

283
00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:01,460
I heard a rumor
somebody looted my lair.

284
00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:03,620
Now I know who.

285
00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,460
So what are you
gonna do about it?

286
00:15:05,460 --> 00:15:07,460
We're armed. You ain't.

287
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:10,460
Hit the armory
before I came here.

288
00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,750
Now I'm gonna hit you.

289
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,540
I am Groot!

290
00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:24,040
[cries out]
I am Groot.

291
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:26,500
It'll grow back!
Which beats burnin' to a crisp!

292
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:29,120
[yells, grunts]
Wait! Drax,
that's the main console!

293
00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:32,380
[grunts, yells]

294
00:15:32,380 --> 00:15:34,580
[yells, grunts]

295
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:38,500
Was it important?

296
00:15:38,500 --> 00:15:40,670
[Rocket]
Only if you want
the other inmates locked up.

297
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,330
[yells]

298
00:15:42,330 --> 00:15:43,330
[grunts]

299
00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,710
[groans]

300
00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:47,170
Now, you're gonna tell me
where you hid

301
00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:49,290
the weapons
you stole from me.

302
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:52,120
You want weapons?
I'll show ya weapons!

303
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:53,420
[yells]

304
00:15:54,790 --> 00:15:57,710
[yelling]

305
00:15:57,710 --> 00:16:00,210
[grunts]
You gotta believe me, Dey.

306
00:16:00,210 --> 00:16:02,120
[grunts]
[beeps]

307
00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,210
I'm not pranking you!
Whoa!

308
00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,750
Uh-huh.

309
00:16:08,750 --> 00:16:11,580
[grunting]

310
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:14,830
And it looks like I'm gonna
get a chance to prove it.

311
00:16:14,830 --> 00:16:16,750
Hiya, boyo.

312
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,380
[both laughing]

313
00:16:19,380 --> 00:16:20,830
[cocks weapon]

314
00:16:20,830 --> 00:16:23,620
[grunts]

315
00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,120
Aah!
Thanks.

316
00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,620
[Ravagers groaning]
Sure. Can I have
my weapon back?

317
00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:30,620
[grunts]

318
00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:35,120
Timed that perfect--
[cries out]

319
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,540
They hate it
when you tap on the glass.

320
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:41,540
Prisoners of Cellblock 261,
return to your enclosures
immediately.

321
00:16:41,540 --> 00:16:45,120
And why would we do that?

322
00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:47,880
When we outnumber you?

323
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,620
[growling]

324
00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,330
[yells]
[grunts]

325
00:16:51,330 --> 00:16:52,880
Whoa. Dey!

326
00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:56,620
[yells, grunts]

327
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,580
This jailbreak
another prank, Quill?
'Cause I'm not laughing.

328
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,830
I had nothing to do with it,
I swear.

329
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:07,580
[Rocket]
Uh, guys?

330
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,380
We got more
pressing matters.

331
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,540
[beeping]

332
00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,540
Oh, brilliant.
You guys found Wraith

333
00:17:13,540 --> 00:17:15,580
and asked him how to disable
the Tactigon, right?

334
00:17:15,580 --> 00:17:18,920
Actually,
we never had the chance
to obtain that information.

335
00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:22,210
Wait. Are you saying
the Tactigon is real?

336
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:23,960
Please, just trust me.

337
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,000
Get this thing
in the Temporal Stasis Field.

338
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,040
[sighs]

339
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:31,380
I'll do it.
If and only if

340
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:33,540
you apologize
for your last big prank.

341
00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:37,380
The one that got you
banned for life
from Xandar during the Feast.

342
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:40,250
The one that got you
named "Prankster King."

343
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:43,210
Let me guess.
It wasn't when you turned

344
00:17:43,210 --> 00:17:45,750
the Supreme Intelligence's tank
into a punch bowl.

345
00:17:45,750 --> 00:17:49,380
[sighs]
Okay. Look,
it was a few years back

346
00:17:49,380 --> 00:17:51,790
at the Feast
of the Four Grinning Moons...

347
00:17:51,790 --> 00:17:55,000
[chattering]
[Gamora]
Wait. Four grinning moons?

348
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:58,380
[Quill] So, anyway,
I thought, wouldn't it be great
if we could celebrate

349
00:17:58,380 --> 00:18:00,460
[citizens gasp]
the Feast of the Grinning Moons
every day?

350
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:09,380
[gasping, murmuring]

351
00:18:09,380 --> 00:18:11,710
And now for the finale.
[beeps]

352
00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,540
[gasping, exclaiming]

353
00:18:19,710 --> 00:18:22,670
[exclaiming continues]
Okay, that's bad.

354
00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:27,080
[laughing]

355
00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:30,120
You blew up the...
[laughing]

356
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:34,620
So-- So--
So you actually blew up
the fourth moon!

357
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,710
[hysterical laughter]

358
00:18:38,170 --> 00:18:40,500
I'm sorry, okay?
I'm really, really,

359
00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,710
really, really, really,
really, really sorry.

360
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:45,380
Okay, Quill.
I believe you now.

361
00:18:45,380 --> 00:18:48,880
And I believe this thing's
about to blow,
[beeping]

362
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:51,960
along with Xandar
and half the krutackin' galaxy!

363
00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:55,170
I just hope we can freeze it
in the time loop
before it's too late.

364
00:18:55,170 --> 00:18:57,710
Stasis Field's in the vault!
Go!

365
00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:06,670
Now, you're gonna tell me
where you hid the weapons
you stole from me.

366
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:08,880
Wraith! Just the guy
we're looking for!

367
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,920
Quick, tell us how
to shut down the Tactigon.

368
00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:13,460
No idea what
you're talking about.

369
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:14,880
[all grunt]

370
00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,830
I am Groot.

371
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,460
[cries out]

372
00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,880
I am Groot!

373
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,290
Seriously? Tactigon?

374
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:29,750
Omega-level weapon
that can wipe out the galaxy?
Any of this ringing a bell?

375
00:19:29,750 --> 00:19:31,120
[beeping continues]

376
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:34,000
[grunting]

377
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,330
[groans]

378
00:19:36,790 --> 00:19:38,790
Aah!
[grunts]
[Drax grunts]

379
00:19:38,790 --> 00:19:41,710
Shut down the Tactigon,
or I shut you down!

380
00:19:41,710 --> 00:19:43,420
[yells]

381
00:19:43,420 --> 00:19:45,790
[grunts]
[yells, grunts]

382
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,500
All right, Wraith.
Time to cool off.

383
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:58,830
Uh, Quill, how is he
supposed to stop the countdown

384
00:19:58,830 --> 00:20:01,250
from inside an ice cube?

385
00:20:01,250 --> 00:20:02,710
Oh, right.

386
00:20:02,710 --> 00:20:05,040
[beeping continues]

387
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:08,380
[alarm sounding]
Oh, man! Right on
the one-yard line!

388
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:09,500
[passing gas sound]

389
00:20:11,750 --> 00:20:14,880
[citizens clamoring]

390
00:20:17,460 --> 00:20:19,920
[coughing]

391
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:24,120
[crying out]
[citizens groaning]

392
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:31,500
[Rocket]
Poison gas?

393
00:20:32,500 --> 00:20:34,790
[beeping]

394
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,500
It's not reading
as toxic.

395
00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:42,330
Hello, boyo. Happy Feast
of the Three Grinning Moons.

396
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:46,420
Hope you liked that
ultimate stink-i-fier
I planted in Wraith's hideout.

397
00:20:46,420 --> 00:20:49,960
Better luck next year,
'cause as of now,

398
00:20:49,960 --> 00:20:53,170
I am the Prankster King!

399
00:20:53,170 --> 00:20:56,880
Huh! Okay,
that was pretty good.

400
00:20:56,880 --> 00:21:01,000
What? What--
The smell isn't that bad,
assuming you came prepared.

401
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:04,000
And, as I am still forbidden
to be on Xandar
during the Feast,

402
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,750
Corpsman Dey,
you can do your job
and kick us off the planet.

403
00:21:06,750 --> 00:21:10,670
As you apologized,
I have decided to pardon you,
[groaning]

404
00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:13,290
which means you and your crew
are going to stay

405
00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,290
and enjoy the sights,
the sounds,

406
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:18,790
and especially
the smells of the Feast.
[groaning continues]

407
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:22,420
[Guardians groaning]
I'll return this after
the celebration is over.

408
00:21:22,420 --> 00:21:24,120
Quill, you--
[laughing]

409
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:27,420
you really oughta see
the look on your face!

410
00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,710
[Rocket mock laughs]
Yeah,

411
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:32,210
especially after
we're done clobbering it!

412
00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,420
[sheepish laugh]