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Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com

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Yup.

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You're good.

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- Cool.
- Yup.

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- Yup... Whoa, hold up. ID, please?
- Yeah, I left it in my car. Sorry.

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Why are you doing this to me?

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I can't let you in.

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All right, I'll get it,

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even though you see me come
through here every morning.

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Dude, this is my first day.

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So, that's the job.

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Pretty simple.
No one gets in without an ID.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Keep your eye out for vagrants.

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They're gonna want to use the bathrooms,
can't let them.

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You'd think it'd be easy
to tell the difference

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between a homeless guy
and an art student.

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It's not.
Which reminds me, if you see a guy,

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kind of a raggedy fella
with a broom around his neck,

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a little broom, just wave him on through.

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He's one of our deans.

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So, any questions?

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I read that after 120 days,
I'm eligible for health insurance?

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- Oh, that sounds great! Uh-huh.
- Yeah.

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Anything else?

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Yeah. Seems like there's a lot
of downtime. Can I use the computer?

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- Oh, yes. Knock yourself out.
- Cool.

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No hardcore porno.

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We had to make a "no hardcore porno" rule,
because the last guy fried the computer.

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I'm not allowed to tell you his name.

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We call it the Dave Rogers rule.

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Got it.

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No <i>hardcore</i> porno.

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So, uh, what are you working on?

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- I'm sort of starting an eBay page.
- Ah! Doing the eBay thing, huh? Ha, ha.

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- Selling those Beanie Babies, huh?
- Not exactly.

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Ah, people love those Beanie Babies.

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You know, I read
that one sold for half a mil.

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Can you believe that?

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Man, if I got a half a million dollars
in my pocket,

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I'd buy myself
one of those big-ass jet planes.

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- I think they cost more than that.
- Ah!

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Another dream dead.

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So, if I wanna buy something from you...

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- where do I go?
- Hmm?

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On, uh... on eBay?

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What name do I search for?

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Yeah, I'm working on that.

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Whoo!

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Oh, hi.

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That smell.

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It's like a mix of April fresh
and August stank.

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Via old clothes and definitely not
because I'm pitting out like a mofo.

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All right, as requested, all the old
vintage dresses I don't wear anymore.

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Probably unusable.

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Oh. No.

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Try it on.

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Shimmy, shimmy!

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See, the lady at the shop
said I could belt it.

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That lady fucking lied to me.

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Hmm...

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Mm...

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Okay.

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Ooh, all right. Goin' right for it.

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I don't know if the sleeves
were the problem. Ooh...

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Be still, you nut.

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Whoo! Huh.

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Hot damn!

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- All right, looks like you can belt it.
- Mm-hmm.

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I can call this Stevie Nicks
stage-goddess boho duster.

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- Yeah.
- Bet I can get 200 bucks for it.

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- What?
- Mm-hmm.

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Put that awesome shit online
and make yourself some ka-ching, ka-ching.

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Not until I've landed on a name.

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Who cares? Pick one out of a hat.

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This is the most important decision
of my young life.

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When you sell stuff,
you're asking people to buy into you.

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And I need a name that reflects who I am.

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So, I've been going through
some of these vintage names online.

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Remembrances?

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Old-Timey Treasures, Twigs and Twat.

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These all sound
like songs Joni Mitchell jerks off to.

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It's not me.

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- I'm cool.
- You're hip.

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You're fab, you're totally gear.

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Yeah.

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I don't know, man,
why don't you just call it Sophia's Joint.

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Change it when you think
of something better.

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We all know what happened
to Skeleton Key

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when they re-launched
Miss Theo Goes Vintage.

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We do?

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She lost her eBay rating
and then all of her customers.

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Oof! That sucks.

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Well, my Sophia, I would love to stay
and help you brainstorm,

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but I gotta go let Dax buy me dinner,
because I'm totally regressive that way.

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But before I go,
I'm gonna leave you with this.

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Ding Dong Monkey Song Vintage.

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Bye!

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Bye-bye!

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Just Vintage.

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Minty Vintage.

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Who am I?

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White...

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bitch.

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Party Machine!

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Ding Dong Monkey Song?

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What is happening right now?

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- Oh, hi.
- I need a break.

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- Getting food. You want in?
- Where are you going?

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Maybe La Taqueria.

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Hm. Yeah, let me think about it.

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What are you listening to?

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That's Lee Iacocca
on management strategies.

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Mm.

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Dax has all of his seminars on CD
for school.

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So, you just thought
that you'd pop one in and chill?

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Mm-hmm. I find his voice soothing.

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Burritos with me
or grocery chicken with Iacocca?

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That's the mental calculation
in your brain right now?

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Mm! It kicks ass, right?

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It's fine.

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What?

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Oh, I see.
It's fine until you say "kicks ass."

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I don't know. I just feel somewhere,
the burrito got overrated.

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Mm-mm. Burrito is perfectly rated.

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It's cheap, portable, passably nutritious.

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What's a total racket is the fajita.

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You know,
here's all the ingredients of a meal.

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We'll heat it up for you,
but you're gonna put it together.

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And charge you five bucks more
for the chance

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to get a fourth-degree burn
from your plate.

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No, thank you, fajita. Go fuck yourself.

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Well, I don't know that I'd go that far,
but yes, it is a rip-off.

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Did you get the chance
to sell that dead lady's clothes?

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No. I can't do anything until I find
the perfect name for my store.

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- That's...
- You. You are the problem.

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Another ignorant man walking around
like he owns the place.

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Who the hell do you think you are?

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- Relax, he's cool.
- I don't care what he is.

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- Let's walk this way.
- Hold up, whitey.

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You listen to his control words.

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You think he's gonna stick by you

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when the bank repossesses your Miata,
and they're taping up your bad checks

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on the wall at the 7-Eleven?
Because he won't.

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Why's she yelling?

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"She"?

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You got a problem with female power words?

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Fucking hold my ovaries.

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You know what I'm saying?
You come at me like I'm some dumb bitch...

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Shh.

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- There you go.
- Mm.

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- See? That's better.
- Mm.

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Hope you don't mind my mouth germs.

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Oh, no, that's yours. You earned it.

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You're still the problem.

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Oh, God.

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Isn't this city great?
I mean, that was awesome.

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Hmm... I don't know if that was awesome.

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I mean, I've only been here a few months,
but this city is...

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- Careful, this is my home.
- It's expensive.

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- It's dirty.
- Dirt don't hurt.

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Every time I go anywhere,
it's full of tech assholes.

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- That's not true.
- Well... No?

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- Can you help me?
- Yeah.

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I'm looking to invest in some tech space.

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- For real?
- Yeah.

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I work for a startup,
and we're looking for seeding money.

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Doesn't sound right for me, thanks.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Hmm!

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So, if you hate this place so much,
why are you still here?

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I followed a girl here, who is now my ex.

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What was her deal?

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Her deal? Well, she... You just fed her.

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Crusty.

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- Crusty?
- Yeah, with the curly hair.

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- Oh, you and Crusty were a thing?
- Crusty, yes.

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She seems cool. A little high-strung.

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She was never the same
after that women's studies class.

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You haven't been here long.

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God, there's so much to explore.
You just gotta jump on it.

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Is this your way of asking me
to invest in your startup?

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Because forget what I told that guy,
I don't have any money.

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Wait. This is good.

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Being stuck in that cramped apartment
wasn't giving me what I need.

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Yeah, so instead,
I'm gonna give it over to the city

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and let the city provide.

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And I will prove to you
what I already know.

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This place is magic.

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This is the Castro.

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And that, my friend,
is the Castro Theatre.

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Super-old and super-cool,
and you should see it before you die.

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Ta-da!

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Shit.

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I know.

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Sometimes I like to come here
in the summer

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just to kill a couple hours
in the middle of the day.

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So, should we grab some seats?

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We don't have time for that nonsense.

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Take it in and let's go.

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Oh, hey.

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Over here.

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Oh, I see. We're in here to have sex,
because you're one of those girls

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who can only orgasm in the face of danger.

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I've already been through that
with Crusty, and I...

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What are you doing?

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Let's go.

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You're not gonna pay for these?

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We bought a ticket
and we didn't watch a movie. We're even.

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So, I put the CD in my pants.

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And I walked up, all stiff,
and I'm sweating.

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Because again,
I had never stolen anything in my life.

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The guy at the counter looked at me,
probably Sam Goody himself,

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he was like, "Kid,
who do you think you're fooling?"

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And I just booked it.

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And when I tell you that I cut the shit
out of my scrotum...

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Hey. It's a psychic.

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- Where did I lose you, at cut scrotum?
- We should go in there.

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Really? It's kind of a scam,
don't you think?

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It's totally a scam.

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Okay, as long as you know.

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Yes.

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Okay, so, the way this works best

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is for you to be open to the fact
that I have a gift.

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And do not look for proof
or evidence that I don't.

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- Mm-hmm.
- Mm.

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What areas of your life are you looking
to focus on today?

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Well, Sophia here wants to know
if she should join the Navy.

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And I keep telling her,
"Girl, you get seasick."

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Oh, dear, you're not funny.

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- I know why you're here.
- Oh, you do?

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Mm-hmm. Yes.

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Oh. I'm getting a very strong feeling
from you.

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You're on the precipice.
You're feeling something, and it's...

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It could be big,
but you're not sure what it is.

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Yes, awesome!
Okay, is there a specific name?

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Something that describes me or my soul?

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Hopefully, one or two words
that could fit into a URL?

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No, he doesn't really work in specifics
like that. It's just more of feeling...

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That's true
and I'm also not feeling you right now.

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And yes, I am getting...

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Oh, no, it's a feeling of chaos.

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- Whoa.
- Upheaval, even.

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- Okay, from him or me, or...?
- It's everywhere.

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- It's all around us.
- But is there a specific name?

244
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:29,791
- Like he said, it's more of a feeling.
- Police. Everybody down.

245
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,793
Shit, hit the deck!

246
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:32,835
Shit!

247
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:34,587
Put your hands up!

248
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,215
- Let's get out of here.
- But the police said...

249
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,174
Fuck the police.

250
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:52,105
Oh, my God.

251
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,859
- Holy crap.
- Yeah. That was crazy.

252
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,111
The place was a front?

253
00:12:58,194 --> 00:13:00,989
- I can't believe we didn't shit ourselves.
- Came close.

254
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:05,284
- Wait, you took the wine.
- Yeah, I had to. My DNA was all over it.

255
00:13:08,496 --> 00:13:09,414
All right.

256
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:13,292
Well, what next?

257
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,712
You tell me.

258
00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,348
Try this.

259
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,142
The best in the city.

260
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:35,606
Whoa, big bite!

261
00:13:35,982 --> 00:13:38,818
You know, I thought with that weak chin,
it'd be half that.

262
00:13:39,027 --> 00:13:41,279
- My chin is 90 degrees.
- Mm-hmm.

263
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,948
Architects stop me in the street.

264
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,867
- You're ridiculous.
- They do.

265
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,660
You know what's weird?

266
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,788
I don't know what you do for a living.

267
00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:54,333
That's actually not weird. You've yet
to ask a single question about me.

268
00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:56,794
Touché, okay.

269
00:13:57,879 --> 00:14:00,673
- So, what do you do?
- I don't like talking about myself.

270
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,509
Are you being serious?

271
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,887
I manage bands.

272
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:08,848
Indie bands mostly,
people you've never heard of.

273
00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:10,850
Damn, Shane!

274
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,894
That sounds cool.

275
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:16,564
You'd think, but mainly,
it's answering a thousand e-mails

276
00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:18,483
from neurotic musicians every day

277
00:14:18,566 --> 00:14:20,860
who are pissed off
they're not The Strokes.

278
00:14:20,943 --> 00:14:22,445
- Okay.
- Yeah.

279
00:14:23,029 --> 00:14:23,863
So, it's not fun?

280
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:28,117
Honestly, it's hard, it's long hours,
I'm on the road a lot.

281
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,537
It's kind of the reason
my relationship imploded.

282
00:14:31,621 --> 00:14:32,497
Mm.

283
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:36,000
- Crusty don't like indie rock?
- Oh, no. Crusty love indie rock.

284
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,128
Katie, on the other hand,
my actual ex-girlfriend,

285
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,798
had a big problem with my job.

286
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,049
Why?

287
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:46,552
She wasn't into you being chased around
by groupies all the time?

288
00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,097
Actually, yes. She was very jealous.

289
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:52,308
Did you give her a reason to be jealous?

290
00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:53,768
Yeah.

291
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,772
- Yeah, mistakes were made. Yeah, I mean...
- Yeah.

292
00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,108
Yeah. No, that's on me. That sucks.

293
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:01,442
I... Yeah.

294
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:06,197
You know, it's none of my business,
but it sounds like you...

295
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,950
are the reason your relationship imploded.

296
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,202
That's fair. Yeah.

297
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,705
What about you?
You ever cheat on anybody?

298
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,208
No, that's shitty.
That's what bad people do.

299
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,210
Let's get on the trolley without paying.

300
00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,674
- Go?
- Yeah.

301
00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,647
Wow.

302
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,443
This is the Rice-A-Roni shot.

303
00:15:48,656 --> 00:15:49,907
Come on, city...

304
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,160
I need you.

305
00:15:57,039 --> 00:16:00,710
What do you think... this is?

306
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:02,628
Crazy.

307
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:04,714
Tough.

308
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:06,591
Cool.

309
00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:08,968
Mean.

310
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,095
Fun.

311
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,474
Brash, spontaneous.

312
00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:16,726
Beautiful.

313
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,607
Oh.

314
00:16:23,024 --> 00:16:24,692
Man, and a huge upset.

315
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:28,571
My San Francisco comes back
to defeat your San Francisco.

316
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,705
There is one place
I've always wanted to see.

317
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,124
Don't say the Golden Gate Bridge.

318
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,626
The Golden Gate Bridge.

319
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:45,129
- What? Too cheesy?
- No. It's just I don't do bridges.

320
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,340
What do you mean, you don't build them?

321
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:51,427
No, wiseass.
I mean, I'm deathly afraid of them.

322
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,012
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

323
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,099
Yeah, I mean, haven't you ever seen
footage of a bridge in an earthquake?

324
00:16:57,308 --> 00:17:00,978
- They're the first to go.
- Sounds like you're afraid of earthquakes.

325
00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,064
No, because you can't fall off
an earthquake

326
00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,274
and land in shark-infested waters.

327
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:06,984
That's true.

328
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:09,779
Yeah. Sophia is not going out like that.

329
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,823
I decide when, where I kick the bucket.

330
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:14,242
And how's that?

331
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,369
Oh, I just live 400 more years
cryogenically

332
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:19,872
and then someone accidentally unplugs
my head freezer and I thaw and die.

333
00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:21,332
That's how my uncle went.

334
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,334
I miss you, Big Bill.

335
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:25,920
I'll never run in the lab again.

336
00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,716
All right, so, not the bridge,
where are we headed?

337
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,260
Duh.

338
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,720
Someplace magical.

339
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:45,898
Behold, the secret gem stashed
in the touristy butthole

340
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:48,943
of San Francisco...

341
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,194
Jolly Jack.

342
00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:53,030
Okay.

343
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:02,248
I mean, I love this weird little fucker.

344
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,421
You think he's done laughing
and then he just keeps laughing.

345
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:14,969
This is really weird.

346
00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,930
- Do it again.
- Okay, ready?

347
00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:21,017
Oh, I'm gonna get you. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.

348
00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,730
That is such bullshit.

349
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:28,190
Mine is not registering any scores.

350
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:30,192
You gotta hit harder!

351
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,570
- Everyting I've played has been rigged.
- Oh!

352
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:34,322
I don't like your style.

353
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:35,906
Oh, no!

354
00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:37,074
No! No!

355
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:40,036
Happiness comes out. There we go.

356
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:41,829
All right.

357
00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,290
I'm gonna go for the red one.

358
00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:48,669
- Okay. Come on, come on.
- Here we go, here we go.

359
00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,589
- Yeah. Get ready. Here we go.
- Yes! Make it happen.

360
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:54,008
- You got it! All right, yup, yup.
- Wait for it.

361
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,093
- Don't get too excited.
- Sometimes it falls.

362
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,138
- Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
- Come on. Drop, baby, drop.

363
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:02,642
Yeah, man, that never happens. Whoo!

364
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:05,227
- I am victorious.
- Yes, you are.

365
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,729
- Well done.
- That sucks.

366
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,190
- No. You suck, virgin.
- You...

367
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,107
Yeah.

368
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,235
- I...
- Wow.

369
00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,695
want you to have this.

370
00:19:14,779 --> 00:19:16,864
No. I couldn't. The kid's right.
It does suck.

371
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,449
- Yeah, it's not great.
- Heh.

372
00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,993
Come on. Give it to me. I'll take it.

373
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,163
A little gift.

374
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:26,749
Holy shit!

375
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,084
What?

376
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,463
- This is it.
- This is what?

377
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,799
- The name of my store.
- Keychain?

378
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,467
No, no. Rubik's Vintage.

379
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:39,303
Think about it.
It's colorful and complicated,

380
00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:41,013
a total mindfuck to figure out.

381
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,139
It's me.

382
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:47,186
- Oh, thank you, San Francisco.
- Yeah.

383
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,650
Rubik's Vintage.

384
00:19:52,983 --> 00:19:54,860
I'm glad that's it. You got it.

385
00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,028
Yes!

386
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,863
Now, we can go home.

387
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,281
Okay, cool.

388
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,867
Rubik's Vintage.

389
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,869
- Rubik's Vintage.
- Yeah. See? You like it.

390
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:06,205
- I like it already.
- It's good, right? Rubik's.

391
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:10,501
You know, I never noticed
how many murals this city has.

392
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,295
But it is kind of nice
if you pay attention.

393
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:14,839
Shit.

394
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,174
The name is wrong.

395
00:20:17,258 --> 00:20:18,592
What? I like Rubik's Vintage.

396
00:20:18,676 --> 00:20:21,220
It's got a nice throwback feel to it,
you know? It's...

397
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:22,596
It's not special enough.

398
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,474
It has to be special. It has to be me.

399
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:31,105
- Oh, God. This whole night was a waste.
- What?

400
00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:35,443
But we had a really fun night tonight.
Don't let this one thing ruin it.

401
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:37,486
- You don't get it.
- I guess I don't.

402
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:41,031
Am I crazy for not wanting our date
to end with you all pissed off?

403
00:20:41,115 --> 00:20:44,660
- Shane, this was never a date.
- Okay, so, drinking stolen wine,

404
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:46,912
talking about our exes,
going to scenic vistas...

405
00:20:46,996 --> 00:20:48,664
- Yeah, not a date.
- Oh, okay.

406
00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,336
This is our stop.

407
00:20:56,881 --> 00:20:58,674
- Come on.
- You go.

408
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,218
I can't move.

409
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,220
I can't do anything.

410
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,223
You know what? This is bullshit.

411
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,643
You slipped me a date fajita.
Gave me all the ingredients,

412
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,813
made me put it together
and now you're burning the shit out of me.

413
00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:14,774
- I know I'm not making this up.
- Dude.

414
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:18,152
You were definitely feeling some Shane
in that creepy museum that you...

415
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:19,069
Just come on.

416
00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:21,572
This fucking girl.

417
00:21:23,741 --> 00:21:26,786
<i>♪ I'm gonna tell 'em why
I'm gonna tell 'em why ♪</i>

418
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,454
<i>♪ You used to love it ♪</i>

419
00:21:28,537 --> 00:21:33,751
<i>♪ You used to love it, ooh
To ride my broom, honey ♪</i>

420
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:36,420
<i>♪ I used to love it ♪</i>

421
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:40,299
<i>♪ I used to love to ride the range
With ya, baby ♪</i>

422
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:42,176
<i>♪ Sing the song ♪</i>

423
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,972
<i>♪ I ain't nothin' but a, hey hey ♪</i>

424
00:21:47,056 --> 00:21:48,307
<i>♪ Nothin' but a ♪</i>

425
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,605
<i>♪ A hey, a hey, a hey ♪</i>

426
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:59,235
<i>♪ I said you said I turn you on
I turned you inside out ♪</i>

427
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,196
<i>♪ I even turned your head around now ♪</i>

428
00:22:02,279 --> 00:22:06,325
<i>♪ You said I love you every way
But your way ♪</i>

429
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:09,203
<i>♪ And my way was too dirty for you now ♪</i>

430
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:12,623
<i>♪ But if I really did him in ♪</i>

431
00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:16,502
<i>♪ I say why he want this
Nasty gal back again? ♪</i>

432
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:20,256
<i>♪ So you can finish what you started off
And I will give it to ya you can have it ♪</i>

433
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,384
<i>♪ Come on, come on, take it now ♪</i>

434
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:30,224
<i>♪ I ain't nothin' but a nasty gal now ♪</i>

435
00:22:30,307 --> 00:22:34,645
<i>♪ You say you want me
A hey hey ♪</i>

436
00:22:34,728 --> 00:22:39,525
<i>♪ A no-good dirty nasty gal now ♪</i>

437
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,905
Another round of applause for Foxxy Roxy.

438
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:47,575
And this little spitfire
singing "Nasty Gal"

439
00:22:47,658 --> 00:22:49,326
by the great Betty Davis,

440
00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:52,705
one badass bitch
and the nastiest gal around.

441
00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:04,008
I have to go. I have to go right now.

442
00:23:10,764 --> 00:23:15,019
<i>♪ I met a guy last week
He's been my hero ♪</i>

443
00:23:15,102 --> 00:23:17,771
See? I was right about this city.

444
00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:22,192
<i>♪ He gives me everything
I'll ever need ♪</i>

445
00:23:25,696 --> 00:23:26,780
You again.

446
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:29,241
Crusty.

447
00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:33,704
Look, what we had was real,
but I've moved on.

448
00:23:34,079 --> 00:23:35,581
And I think you should, too.

449
00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:37,249
What the fuck?

450
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:40,628
You pricks come in
and you establish your patriarchy

451
00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:43,339
in your Elowen boots,
and your Sean John jeans,

452
00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:46,383
and your stock options.
You don't even think about the fact

453
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:49,303
that this neighborhood belongs
to the Latino people!

454
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:54,099
You're just here smearing your feces
all up and down these historic avenues!

455
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,775
- Thanks.
- Thanks.

456
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,985
- Hi, there.
- Have fun today.

457
00:24:05,069 --> 00:24:06,195
Make art.

458
00:24:06,695 --> 00:24:08,280
- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.

459
00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,239
Hi.

460
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,409
Eh? A Beanie Baby.

461
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:13,494
For your eBay thing.

462
00:24:14,328 --> 00:24:15,245
Thanks.

463
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,877
It's perfect.