1 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:16,080 Hello 2 00:00:54,870 --> 00:01:00,480 [Music] 3 00:00:57,480 --> 00:01:00,480 Chris, 4 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:06,080 the doctor 5 00:01:15,759 --> 00:01:19,479 waiting for you, 6 00:01:19,759 --> 00:01:25,320 Chris, you should be really proud 7 00:01:23,119 --> 00:01:27,600 yourself. Not everyone can make it 8 00:01:25,320 --> 00:01:30,960 first 9 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:34,079 the time. It is truly commendable. So I get 10 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:36,840 a prize or something? Yes, one more chance 11 00:01:34,079 --> 00:01:39,040 in life. There is no greater honor than that it comes 12 00:01:36,840 --> 00:01:39,040 13 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:47,040 a family member and 14 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:52,040 picks up 15 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:54,320 you. No no, I said there is no family. I said under 16 00:01:52,040 --> 00:02:00,200 our sessions. Oh yes, yes you did. 17 00:01:54,320 --> 00:02:03,799 My agent is coming. Um, me 18 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,799 understand. And where would you go? 19 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:13,120 stay? Somewhere in a half-white house, 20 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:16,959 Nick runs it. Nick, yes, Nick, my 21 00:02:13,120 --> 00:02:22,040 new sponsor, Doug, fell off the wagon. Oh Nick, yes, oh, 22 00:02:16,959 --> 00:02:23,680 he is difficult. But in fairness, yes, that's what it's about 23 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:27,120 24 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:30,640 her. I wonder, Chris, if you've, uh, thought 25 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:32,959 on what to do now. Yes, 26 00:02:30,640 --> 00:02:35,840 my agent will post me 27 00:02:32,959 --> 00:02:38,800 for a Christmas pan. I know 28 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:40,760 that the Australian pan is a fine lime, 29 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,800 but anyway, i have to start somewhere. No no no no, 30 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:45,239 i meant, uh, 31 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:47,680 How do you feel about going out? 32 00:02:45,239 --> 00:02:50,360 in the world again? I'm probably the same 33 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:53,000 happy as the world is to have me 34 00:02:50,360 --> 00:02:55,200 back. Just remember that Christmas can be very 35 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:57,480 difficult for everyone if you put the same 36 00:02:55,200 --> 00:03:01,000 focus. And make sure you put down 37 00:02:57,480 --> 00:03:04,000 your characters on yourself, it will work 38 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:07,480 good. Okay 39 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:11,799 Chris. Be kind to 40 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:16,400 yourself, take it easy, one day at a time. 41 00:03:11,799 --> 00:03:16,400 Merry Christmas, Chris. 42 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:41,920 One 43 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:41,920 message. Yes, [ __ ] you 44 00:03:42,319 --> 00:04:00,200 Mike, damn it. 45 00:03:44,630 --> 00:04:02,710 [Music] 46 00:04:00,200 --> 00:04:56,800 All of them. [ 47 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:57,840 Music] 48 00:04:56,800 --> 00:05:29,690 [Applause] 49 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:29,690 [Music] 50 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:56,600 Hi Nick, Nick, it is 51 00:05:51,639 --> 00:05:56,600 Chris, Chris Flint 52 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:10,220 [Music] 53 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:22,360 Damn, oh, it was 54 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:41,720 55 00:07:09,639 --> 00:07:14,919 because you cracked Janice, who is Janice 56 00:07:12,560 --> 00:07:17,639 Joplin? My favorite pop plant. You know 57 00:07:14,919 --> 00:07:19,720 your plant. Yes, I know my body parts too. 58 00:07:17,639 --> 00:07:23,319 I am my car. I am only selling it to pay for 59 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:28,240 rehab, but I'll get it back. okay, 60 00:07:23,319 --> 00:07:31,759 and uh, do you have a tip? No, I'm dry, 61 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:34,000 who are you I'm Joy and 62 00:07:31,759 --> 00:07:34,000 you are 63 00:07:35,479 --> 00:07:40,120 Chris. So where is Nick? He's down to 64 00:07:38,039 --> 00:07:42,840 the shelter, we have been waiting for you for several hours. 65 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,360 Yes, my rod made me stop. You know, it is 66 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,800 courtesy of letting people know in advance 67 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,240 if you will be late. Yes, me 68 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:49,240 would surprise him, but my phone 69 00:07:47,240 --> 00:07:50,639 ran out of battery, so that 70 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:53,199 really surprised me. I almost caught the police when 71 00:07:50,639 --> 00:07:56,360 I saw you lying naked out here. Are you saying that 72 00:07:53,199 --> 00:07:56,360 you are inside all 73 00:07:56,440 --> 00:08:00,240 the time? Or? crushed 74 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:02,240 the window so [ __ ] hot 75 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:04,599 then I really would have called the police 76 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:08,120 why didn't you do it? I recognize you from 77 00:08:04,599 --> 00:08:11,479 damn who are you again Joy you live 78 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:14,560 here yes Nick is my sponsor what Nick is 79 00:08:11,479 --> 00:08:16,319 my sponsor Nick is my sponsor cool 80 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:18,479 that's not cool, you're jealous of yours 81 00:08:16,319 --> 00:08:20,479 sponsors are timing you no was not 82 00:08:18,479 --> 00:08:22,400 stupid it's just that he helps so many people 83 00:08:20,479 --> 00:08:25,199 it's just who he is no i just thought that 84 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:26,639 you were special no dude you are not special there is 85 00:08:25,199 --> 00:08:27,960 lots of messed up people and 86 00:08:26,639 --> 00:08:30,960 they come out of the wooden curtain at 87 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:30,960 Christmas is coming 88 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,599 you or 89 00:08:36,640 --> 00:08:40,839 what how long have you been here for 90 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:42,839 will you in a year last Christmas was not one 91 00:08:40,839 --> 00:08:44,080 especially Merry Christmas to me but things 92 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:47,200 looks a little happier this year 93 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:49,680 thanks nick ok this is the shower 94 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:51,519 dny and this you here I'm right next door this 95 00:08:49,680 --> 00:08:53,240 is Nick's room but what 96 00:08:51,519 --> 00:08:55,320 whatever you do, don't go into Nick's room again 97 00:08:53,240 --> 00:09:00,240 you don't have any kind of death wish you have 98 00:08:55,320 --> 00:09:03,399 a death wish Chris no no I don't know where 99 00:09:00,240 --> 00:09:06,959 WS all this shit oh this SES she 100 00:09:03,399 --> 00:09:09,000 died what am I kidding she moved out yes 101 00:09:06,959 --> 00:09:10,320 technically she got kicked out, 102 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:12,320 just wait for her to come get her stuff, 103 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:14,160 but I suppose she will, and why was 104 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:16,920 she kicked out? She broke rule number 105 00:09:14,160 --> 00:09:19,160 three, what is rule number three? she lied 106 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:22,880 lied to Nick, and you're a real mate, what have you 107 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:25,920 right in? Any other rules? Yeah, like none 108 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:28,040 no drugs or booze, no stealing, cleaning 109 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:29,920 after you, no fornication with 110 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:32,480 other roommates. Just generally, really was one 111 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:35,320 good person Can you handle that fan? Yes, 112 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:36,720 you 113 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:39,680 discovered it, about this much around here, 114 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:41,560 you learn to adapt. You know that 115 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:44,519 you can boil water with 116 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:49,519 iron. I didn't know that, thanks 117 00:09:44,519 --> 00:09:49,519 the tip. Sure, okay, I'll leave you alone 118 00:09:58,320 --> 00:10:02,360 that. 119 00:10:43,380 --> 00:10:46,519 [Applause] By the way, yours 120 00:10:58,519 --> 00:11:03,440 121 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:03,440 small 122 00:11:03,519 --> 00:11:08,760 diva. Hi, hope you like a meatless one 123 00:11:05,639 --> 00:11:11,639 lasagna. Who doesn't want that? I am 124 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:15,480 vegan. Yes, of course, you want something to 125 00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:17,959 drink? I got water or soda. Buy one 126 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:20,320 from Audi and I love it. Yes, now 127 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:20,320 is the board 128 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:29,760 ok, thanks by the way, we'll take it in turns 129 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:32,240 cook food. What is your favorite dish? Uh, me 130 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:34,160 don't know, you can't cook, can't you? Yes, I can 131 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:36,560 cook, it's just a... I'm... It 132 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:38,839 doesn't get boring cooking for someone, 133 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:41,440 you know, now you won't be 134 00:11:38,839 --> 00:11:43,120 bored, good point, so come on, which one is yours 135 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:44,600 signature right? Every bl must have 136 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:46,720 at least one 137 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:48,480 specialty. I look like maybe you should 138 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,959 give it some thought. I mean, you just can't linger 139 00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:52,240 too long, because you were there 140 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:55,160 tomorrow night, and who does 141 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:59,600 Rust? I, of course, 142 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:59,600 you are okay 143 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,240 for the foot, 144 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:05,360 145 00:12:16,920 --> 00:12:23,680 thank you So who was up to you today? He is yours 146 00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:28,680 cloth that does not appear to 147 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:30,639 be my agent He is, well, 148 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:32,279 sometimes he's a real idiot. You 149 00:12:30,639 --> 00:12:36,440 know, I've thought about that 150 00:12:32,279 --> 00:12:39,320 get an agent for my music. Any advice? well, 151 00:12:36,440 --> 00:12:42,279 all agents are 152 00:12:39,320 --> 00:12:44,320 evil, but they are kind of necessary 153 00:12:42,279 --> 00:12:46,959 pain 154 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:48,720 So yes, they are always there when you are 155 00:12:46,959 --> 00:12:51,320 hot, and when you're not, they just disappear into thin air. 156 00:12:48,720 --> 00:12:54,519 157 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:57,959 You know, not too long ago I had a, uh, I had 158 00:12:54,519 --> 00:13:00,839 a British agent, American agent, a publicist, manager, 159 00:12:57,959 --> 00:13:02,079 lawyer. 160 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:05,839 Now I have 161 00:13:02,079 --> 00:13:07,240 nothing. Hey, that's not true, you have Nick 162 00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:10,760 and you have 163 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:13,000 me. That's a good point, and I really, really am 164 00:13:10,760 --> 00:13:14,760 grateful too. I really am. I would 165 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,959 never being able to be an actor, I could never remember 166 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:19,720 all replicas. I have a hard enough time 167 00:13:16,959 --> 00:13:22,880 remember my own 168 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:25,639 lyrics, it gets hard when you get older and 169 00:13:22,880 --> 00:13:28,720 all drug and alcohol abuse is 170 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:30,360 so it must be a real [ __ ] head, like being 171 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:33,360 someone else all the time, how do you learn 172 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:33,360 ever know who you really are 173 00:13:36,079 --> 00:13:42,240 is? It's a raisin on an addict. Not 174 00:13:39,560 --> 00:13:45,199 surprised, I did with an actress once. Yes, me 175 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:47,720 had that guy. Oh, never again, she was like that 176 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:48,839 self absorbed and needy, so needy. 177 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:52,000 178 00:13:48,839 --> 00:13:54,720 Gosh, sounds about right. I also dated an actor, 179 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:56,519 he was even worse. Never stopped 180 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:59,399 talking about himself when he looked in 181 00:13:56,519 --> 00:14:01,720 the mirror. That is also true. Has 182 00:13:59,399 --> 00:14:04,279 have you ever been with a guy? No, I can't say I haven't. How about 183 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:06,079 Chris Donal? It is one 184 00:14:04,279 --> 00:14:08,480 Film. We are acting. Looks pretty 185 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:10,800 looks convincing to me. Can I say that I am a quite 186 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:15,440 good actor? Not so 187 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:15,440 good. I should check out dinner. 188 00:14:24,710 --> 00:14:43,519 [Music]. 189 00:14:46,279 --> 00:14:52,600 Hello 190 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:52,600 Nick, oh, it's kind of you to finally join 191 00:14:55,279 --> 00:14:59,240 us. 192 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,279 Taada, what the hell is that? Meant to 193 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:02,759 be a fruit shop? We threw it out. Yes, 194 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:06,320 they threw it out because it is 195 00:15:02,759 --> 00:15:07,560 dead, mate, it's dying, it's not dead. There is none 196 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:10,120 better than me too. 197 00:15:07,560 --> 00:15:11,639 saves dying things, besides, she just needs to get by 198 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:12,880 for Christmas. 199 00:15:11,639 --> 00:15:15,279 Good luck with that, over a week to go. 200 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:19,639 I'm going to stop being such a Grinch. Can 201 00:15:15,279 --> 00:15:21,240 you bite into a glacier star at the top? I think that 202 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:23,240 she will give this house some Christmas spirit. Me 203 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:26,519 think we could all use some 204 00:15:23,240 --> 00:15:29,000 joy here. This is almost oops, that is 205 00:15:26,519 --> 00:15:30,759 the ugliest Christmas tree I've ever seen. Is 206 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:33,319 the dead? You will be if you don't open up 207 00:15:30,759 --> 00:15:35,920 the door. It sheds hair. Is it meant to 208 00:15:33,319 --> 00:15:40,240 do it? No no, it isn't. So what 209 00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:40,240 should you call it? Chris. Ho ho ho, 210 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:47,920 maybe you just need a little 211 00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:50,120 water tape? More similar. No, it still has it 212 00:15:47,920 --> 00:15:52,360 the smell though. There is nothing better than 213 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:55,839 the scent of a real one 214 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:59,519 Christmas tree, reminds me of my dad. You know, when 215 00:15:55,839 --> 00:16:01,319 when I was little we used to go and 216 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:03,040 buy a real Christmas tree and decorate 217 00:16:01,319 --> 00:16:05,600 the together each 218 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:08,399 Christmas. That was before we checked out. 219 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:10,680 Hi Chris, I believe there is a suitcase with it 220 00:16:08,399 --> 00:16:12,000 decorations up on the ceiling. Why 221 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:14,680 don't you climb up there after dinner 222 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,759 and grab it? I would love to, but unfortunately I hurt 223 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:18,440 the foot 224 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:21,959 today. I do it. You can put 225 00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:23,800 foot down, oh god. What do you say, bring it out 226 00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:28,199 the guitar and treat us to some 227 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:30,160 Christmas music? Oh yes, oh god, really, yes, maybe 228 00:16:28,199 --> 00:16:32,920 you know, help us get in 229 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,800 a little Christmas spirit. Yeah, you know, no offense, but 230 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:37,279 normally when the guitar arrives on one 231 00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:40,160 party it's a bit of a punishment. 232 00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:41,920 Oh don't worry, she doesn't suck. FYI: I have 233 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:43,720 sat through your kitschy Christmas 234 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:46,279 Moodie every year since god knows how 235 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,880 old and it really is a punishment. It is 236 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:50,440 true, it's a terrible movie and i'm terrible 237 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:53,319 in it, it makes Love Actually look like 238 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:57,079 The godfather. I love, really love, you 239 00:16:53,319 --> 00:16:59,800 just love Christmas. Yes, it's true, so which one is 240 00:16:57,079 --> 00:17:04,480 the best Christmas movie ever? Uh, Elf 241 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:07,199 n Die Hard, I've never seen it, never 242 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:09,959 watched Die Hard. No, you should 243 00:17:07,199 --> 00:17:12,120 one more Christmas movie and call it try 244 00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:14,240 hard. I thought people would be 245 00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:17,839 be kind to each other at Christmas. 246 00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,839 Oh, that's right, you just met 247 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:25,480 me. You said: Okay, yes, man, enjoy me. 248 00:17:22,799 --> 00:17:28,600 She is quite meticulous, 249 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,360 she was excited for you to come. 250 00:17:28,600 --> 00:17:32,400 Really, 251 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:32,400 hmm, me too. 252 00:17:32,799 --> 00:17:39,280 So, um, Joy explained everyone 253 00:17:36,559 --> 00:17:44,559 house rules for me, do you have any? Problem with 254 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:44,559 them no of course yes 255 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:49,320 good what are you going to cook for us 256 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:50,799 tomorrow night i don't know 257 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:53,000 still thinking about what it will be 258 00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:55,240 pretty hard to talk tonight joy is a good one 259 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:58,559 chef hey what are you talking about 260 00:17:55,240 --> 00:18:00,280 me no i just say you are a good cook 261 00:17:58,559 --> 00:18:03,679 wait you hear me 262 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:03,679 music like what 263 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,440 ok what do you want 264 00:18:10,799 --> 00:18:15,200 hear an original or a cover you have 265 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:18,080 an original Christmas carol uhhuh den 266 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:19,760 called tom chair s cherry never said there was one 267 00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:22,600 merry Christmas carol so it is 268 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,600 not Jingle Bells 269 00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,200 name 270 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:32,919 okay oh [ __ ] have 271 00:18:29,559 --> 00:18:32,919 never played van a celebrity 272 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:49,039 before I waited for you there 273 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:49,039 stood behind yours 274 00:18:49,559 --> 00:18:56,799 favorite chair we used to hold my hand when I 275 00:18:53,320 --> 00:18:59,170 could barely walk or even 276 00:18:56,799 --> 00:19:00,799 stand then come home 277 00:18:59,170 --> 00:19:03,880 [Music] 278 00:19:00,799 --> 00:19:05,400 I can't believe you're gone 279 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:08,640 come 280 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:11,520 home you see the end of the year and I am 281 00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:16,080 alone here came 282 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:20,000 home for this house feels so tired and 283 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:28,920 empty when you are not 284 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:28,920 [Music] 285 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,480 damn there's no one here 286 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:12,280 so how we know 1 more 287 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:16,159 10 maybe four yes yes 288 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:20,240 it's good we can work with 289 00:20:16,159 --> 00:20:23,600 it what Do you need a drink, can't help 290 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:25,240 you there? Work with me Chris, how about 291 00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:28,799 about some air conditioning? 292 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:31,240 Er, Christian, it's so hot. I'm fucking BLS, 293 00:20:28,799 --> 00:20:33,440 fight. Yes, PR, I can't help you 294 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:33,440 there 295 00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:41,880 neither, not now, Joy. Can you at least ask him 296 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:41,880 if he liked it? not now 297 00:20:42,679 --> 00:20:47,960 Joy. It is 298 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:47,960 better. Yes, 299 00:20:48,799 --> 00:20:56,840 little, what triggered you? 300 00:20:51,799 --> 00:20:56,840 Come on, just think about it. 301 00:20:57,159 --> 00:21:00,760 Chris, maybe it is 302 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:07,679 the lyrics, maybe it's the heat, maybe it was 303 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,679 the tinkling of the ice, min 304 00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:16,279 drink. I don't know, man [ __ ], look 305 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:17,840 me, you know, you may not feel it, but you do 306 00:21:16,279 --> 00:21:21,720 307 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:23,799 good. I mean, you should be sober 308 00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:26,039 tomorrow, how many years ago did you do it, 309 00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:29,120 just have to hold on to that thought, 310 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:31,880 try to let go with the others, 311 00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:31,880 one day at a time. 312 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:42,240 You have 313 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:42,240 right, it's a season to 314 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:47,000 believe, I believe in you. 315 00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:52,840 Chris. You have read 316 00:21:53,950 --> 00:22:00,520 [Music] 317 00:21:56,400 --> 00:22:00,520 who read him, 318 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,039 comforting. Yes, 319 00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:12,480 my joy wants to know what you thought 320 00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:12,480 this song. What have you heard of anyway, 321 00:22:15,919 --> 00:22:21,480 i loved 322 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:21,480 her, she is 323 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:30,520 fantastic. Okay, see you tomorrow. 324 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,520 Good night 325 00:22:34,919 --> 00:22:40,400 Chris, I think she is 326 00:22:37,330 --> 00:22:40,400 [Music] 327 00:22:49,919 --> 00:22:54,600 Good 328 00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:57,240 morning Chris, how did you sleep? Yes, good 329 00:22:54,600 --> 00:23:00,080 human, this is what you become 330 00:22:57,240 --> 00:23:02,520 here, just provide for yourself. God, thank you 331 00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:02,520 morning, 332 00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,720 eating for a vaginitis man. Me 333 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:16,760 come on, didn't you call it vegetarian? 334 00:23:14,720 --> 00:23:20,200 M, vagina M, and peanut butter, 335 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:22,200 the penis oil goes up. No, I can't say we did. No, me 336 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:24,200 forgot you Posh probably had cava 337 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:26,320 on toast every morning. I can assure 338 00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:30,240 you that my family was not rich at all. The fact is that 339 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,240 we were the opposite. 340 00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:45,279 Bless this food to our bodies and help 341 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:47,160 us to keep you in our hearts. In Jesus 342 00:23:45,279 --> 00:23:50,299 name please. Amen. 343 00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:50,299 [Music] 344 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:56,279 Amen. 345 00:23:52,840 --> 00:23:58,120 So what are everyone's priorities today? Me 346 00:23:56,279 --> 00:23:59,159 have work and then rehearsal before Christmas. 347 00:23:58,120 --> 00:24:01,840 348 00:23:59,159 --> 00:24:05,880 Where are you working at the conference? But is 349 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:07,000 you that? I'm an alcoholic? Yes, Nick 350 00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:09,120 think I shouldn't hide from mine 351 00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,760 problem. I have to confront him head on. The more 352 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:12,480 I'm nearby, though 353 00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,039 stronger is my willpower. It's like one 354 00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:16,320 constant reminder that helps me to 355 00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:18,480 keep me on track. Whatever works is fair 356 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:21,360 or not. Plus they let me play this 357 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:23,880 sometimes. Cool. What's on your agenda 358 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:26,760 today? Chris can't just... Roam around 359 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:28,880 your bedroom all day no i have to 360 00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,559 prepare dinner first and 361 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:36,760 I thought I might take a walk into town. 362 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:39,120 I have, uh, my iron job. Oh yes yes, me 363 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:41,600 saw an ad for a, you know, mall elf 364 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,600 365 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:48,559 so yes i know it's pretty pathetic. no 366 00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:52,000 it's not pathetic, is it? Joy, not 367 00:24:48,559 --> 00:24:53,039 pathetic, come on, I'm a silver Loy winner. Yes, 368 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,679 you should write it on 369 00:24:53,039 --> 00:24:58,480 application, you will become Shing. I mean, you get 370 00:24:55,679 --> 00:25:00,320 make children and parents happy. 371 00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:03,240 Not many can say they do 372 00:25:00,320 --> 00:25:04,919 for their livelihood. You know, my first 373 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:07,640 job after acting school was actually like 374 00:25:04,919 --> 00:25:10,039 shopping mall. Yes there you have it. 375 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:13,200 You even had some experience, 376 00:25:10,039 --> 00:25:16,520 do you like it? I can't remember that I actually 377 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:19,159 took FIB off acid then. Yes, acid 378 00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:20,320 or not. I guess you might. I give you 379 00:25:19,159 --> 00:25:22,080 LIF to the shops on the way to 380 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:25,279 the shelter if you want, that would be great. Oh 381 00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:25,279 [ __ ], I have to get rid of 382 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:33,640 the job. You're, uh, not cracked, just cracked it. 383 00:25:29,799 --> 00:25:33,640 Yes, she cracked it years ago 384 00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:45,880 then. 385 00:25:46,390 --> 00:25:49,599 [Music] 386 00:25:51,279 --> 00:25:58,960 Lu God 387 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:58,960 Christmas Merry Christmas h no thanks 388 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:14,159 Mike, it is 389 00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:14,159 Chris ho ho ho mofo, you're fired. 390 00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,720 Come on your [ __ ] 391 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:57,630 [Music] 392 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:12,079 [Music] 393 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:28,190 f 394 00:27:23,470 --> 00:27:28,190 [Music] 395 00:27:31,279 --> 00:27:36,799 You realize that you are the only one 396 00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:37,840 the person out right now. I mean, the dashboard 397 00:27:36,799 --> 00:27:40,600 shows 398 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:42,200 40°. Sure, it always says that because 399 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:45,120 it's stuck, but this time I think it might be right, 400 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:47,519 the gas bottle was empty. 401 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:50,360 Seriously, yes, we have a gas bottle. Yes, 402 00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:51,760 to the grill, we have a grill 403 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:54,600 somewhere under all that disgusting and dirty. 404 00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:57,720 Yeah, why don't you just use one 405 00:27:54,600 --> 00:28:00,120 stove, you cannot use a stove for one 406 00:27:57,720 --> 00:28:03,600 sausage. Sizzle, just that, oh, you cook one 407 00:28:00,120 --> 00:28:05,679 sausage rush. Joy will be 408 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:08,279 Overjoyed with that one. No, I heard a bit of that one 409 00:28:05,679 --> 00:28:11,480 herbal hippie shit, she will 410 00:28:08,279 --> 00:28:14,039 love it. Everyone loves a hot dog rush. 411 00:28:11,480 --> 00:28:16,760 Why are you like that? 412 00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:18,679 happy? You got the job, got the part. Yes, 413 00:28:16,760 --> 00:28:20,559 oh Chris that's great you can call me 414 00:28:18,679 --> 00:28:22,919 Santa Claus, thank you very much. Yes, 415 00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:26,480 we're having a party, you want, 416 00:28:22,919 --> 00:28:28,519 swing past the bottle. Yeah, good idea, idiot, 417 00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:30,320 how to celebrate 418 00:28:28,519 --> 00:28:33,080 when you can't drink or take drugs, that is 419 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:36,279 bullshit, I don't know, let me think 420 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:38,039 it, it's starting to look like it. 421 00:28:36,279 --> 00:28:41,679 Let's leave the song. To joy, you take 422 00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:41,679 take care of the driving. H oh 423 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:54,640 you know, fried sausage for you, plant-based 424 00:28:51,480 --> 00:29:00,039 hippie, vegan 425 00:28:54,640 --> 00:29:00,039 trash and chisel sausage for more, what what, 426 00:29:10,919 --> 00:29:17,120 B. You don't seem special 427 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:21,760 impressed, that's because I'm not 428 00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:21,760 impressed. Gratitude, Joey. 429 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:37,039 What we should get from our 430 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:43,320 participation price. Children, may the Lord 431 00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:43,320 make us truly grateful. Amen, amen. 432 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:07,559 [Music] 433 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:10,080 Wait Chris, what's with the costume? We have one 434 00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:12,480 big premiere coming up. You should invite 435 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:13,200 us guys. Wanted to receive a dividend 436 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:17,919 red 437 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:20,600 the carpet. No, it's mine, my uniform. uniform, 438 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:20,600 yes, that's my new one 439 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:28,519 job. Did you wear yours 440 00:30:25,159 --> 00:30:31,200 Santa costume? yes, oh, 441 00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:33,360 and what does it look like? Yes, right? Me 442 00:30:31,200 --> 00:30:35,679 haven't tried it yet. Come in here right now. No, there is 443 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:37,880 no way i'm giving it to you. 444 00:30:35,679 --> 00:30:40,200 Enjoy the open possibility of 445 00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:41,799 pee. You're laughing at me, huh? I thought that 446 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,600 you would be used to people laughing at you 447 00:30:41,799 --> 00:30:47,320 job, only the dramas come again. It will be 448 00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:49,200 fun, yes, fun for you, humiliating for me, 449 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:51,519 it will be more humiliating to show up 450 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:53,919 tomorrow and realize it doesn't fit. 451 00:30:51,519 --> 00:30:56,480 Nobody wants to see Santa's blue sack, 452 00:30:53,919 --> 00:31:00,080 yes. She has a valid point there, come on 453 00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:01,760 in here now, the man really smells a bit 454 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:05,720 like piss, though the former 455 00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:07,880 didn't let "bath", maybe it's the children's piss. 456 00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:10,159 Oh yeah, they said we'd air it out, now got it 457 00:31:07,880 --> 00:31:11,720 The S fired because he was too drunk. Oh, 458 00:31:10,159 --> 00:31:13,760 you happened to tell her that you yourself were fresh from 459 00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,679 rehab, no, but apparently 460 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:17,039 she read it online. You're still making news, that is 461 00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:18,120 pretty cool. Yes, of all 462 00:31:17,039 --> 00:31:21,919 wrong 463 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:24,120 reasons. Wait, what are you doing? I would 464 00:31:21,919 --> 00:31:26,639 smell like koala ice cream. It is one 465 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:29,279 air freshener that smells good. Come on, stripper 466 00:31:26,639 --> 00:31:31,279 for us. Magic Mik is not on your Nelly. come on, 467 00:31:29,279 --> 00:31:35,080 santa, take it off, now we go, now we go, 468 00:31:31,279 --> 00:31:36,880 take it off, Santa, put it on. I will try 469 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:40,039 this one, as long as you promise that no matter what 470 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:43,600 how stupid I look not to laugh. ok promise 471 00:31:40,039 --> 00:31:48,799 promises. Okay. Oh, Santa 472 00:31:43,600 --> 00:31:48,799 come early. 473 00:31:56,250 --> 00:32:02,509 [Music] 474 00:32:06,290 --> 00:32:23,000 [Music] 475 00:32:23,919 --> 00:32:29,840 Ho ho ho Merry Christmas, 476 00:32:30,039 --> 00:32:34,480 come on, you absolutely promised you would 477 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:36,480 wouldn't laugh at me. It is so 478 00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:38,279 good, besides, you know better than that 479 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,440 promise a drug addict. Oh, this is it 480 00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:43,519 ridiculous. I look like an idiot. 481 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:46,360 You look like the real Santa. yes wait 482 00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:49,360 isn't it, Santa. To be 483 00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:49,360 bold 484 00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:55,440 there you have it, I keep slipping 485 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:58,039 down. Oh, you need one 486 00:32:55,440 --> 00:33:01,080 belt. Come on, tell the truth, man 487 00:32:58,039 --> 00:33:04,600 mean, look like an idiot, right? You see 488 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:06,080 great looking chris you don't know that a lie 489 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:08,000 not even Little White 490 00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:10,760 Lies. This will be the best 491 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,760 the character you ever 492 00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:16,519 played. Oh, you think Sanda 493 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:18,120 maybe doing heavy metal. Is that right? 494 00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:20,200 You assume that by chance it might be so. 495 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:22,039 You know, scare the cats away, 496 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:24,639 it is better than the alternative, and 497 00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:26,480 you won't know it's SES. It is 498 00:33:24,639 --> 00:33:28,760 okay, she's not coming back for it, plus she can't 499 00:33:26,480 --> 00:33:31,000 keep your pants on long enough, 500 00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:32,840 we need a photo. Oh, good idea, no, there is one 501 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,720 real [ __ ]. IDE, come on, I've never been to 502 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:36,799 photo with Santa before, not even 503 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:38,840 as a child, no, mother never got up on time, 504 00:33:36,799 --> 00:33:41,080 slept all day, drank all night, i was never on 505 00:33:38,840 --> 00:33:42,559 photo with Santa either. Come on, man 506 00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:44,760 is an orphan, one must have 507 00:33:42,559 --> 00:33:46,799 parents organizing the Santa photo, 508 00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:49,480 it's crazy. Talk, okay, you know 509 00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:53,279 what you are looking for. A photo with 510 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:56,159 Santa Claus, let's go in front of the Christmas tree, mirrors to the right. 511 00:33:53,279 --> 00:34:00,720 Look into the camera, 512 00:33:56,159 --> 00:34:03,320 we're driving 1 2 3 Santa, okay 1 2 3 513 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:06,039 Santa, nice and close, 514 00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:08,720 Santa, looking into the camera, big smiles, 515 00:34:06,039 --> 00:34:11,800 ready 1 2 516 00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:13,800 3 Seriously, is it that hard to smile, din 517 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:16,560 fat 518 00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:20,679 loser, have you been smoking again too? 519 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:23,839 War voice, what's coming, he 520 00:34:20,679 --> 00:34:28,440 doesn't smile and he doesn't smoke? Leave it with 521 00:34:23,839 --> 00:34:31,320 me. Oh my God, here we go. Chris, 522 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:33,760 do you think it could? I don't know, maybe smile, 523 00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:36,399 or have you forgotten how it is? Cindy, 524 00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:38,480 i am trying Okay, you're an actor, so maybe 525 00:34:36,399 --> 00:34:40,280 he actually could just start acting. Yes, 526 00:34:38,480 --> 00:34:42,000 maybe if I had some dialogue, or 527 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:44,399 maybe if he referred to me as Santa, it might 528 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:46,679 help me get into it. I am a method 529 00:34:44,399 --> 00:34:50,159 actor, a meth addict. I can't have junkies 530 00:34:46,679 --> 00:34:52,639 around me. Not a meth addict, a method actor. 531 00:34:50,159 --> 00:34:54,879 It's a style of acting that was first pioneered 532 00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:57,480 by Brando, though some say it's Stant's 533 00:34:54,879 --> 00:35:00,240 last. Oh look whatever, most gnomes are 534 00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:03,320 just happy to sit there, smile and have 535 00:35:00,240 --> 00:35:04,320 paid. Most elves are not graduates. 536 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,880 You would be 537 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:11,920 surprised, and no more smoking around 538 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:11,920 the children. Santa doesn't smoke. 539 00:35:13,240 --> 00:35:18,400 Next elf right? Hello. 540 00:35:21,240 --> 00:35:29,290 1 2 3 541 00:35:25,580 --> 00:35:29,290 [Music] 542 00:35:38,830 --> 00:35:41,929 [Music] 543 00:35:45,450 --> 00:35:51,720 [Music] 544 00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:55,119 Smile at the camera, ready 1 2 3 545 00:35:51,720 --> 00:35:57,720 Smile hope yes, good morning, welcome to 546 00:35:55,119 --> 00:36:00,720 Santa's toy store. My name is Cindy, my name is Noel and that 547 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:02,920 here is jackson. Hi Jackson, hi, have 548 00:36:00,720 --> 00:36:06,400 have you been a good boy to Santa this year? 549 00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:06,400 Yes, good, go ahead. 550 00:36:16,720 --> 00:36:19,720 551 00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:28,480 Noel, Noel Chris, I mean, Santa, what's going on? 552 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:28,480 553 00:36:31,359 --> 00:36:37,160 Where is 554 00:36:32,839 --> 00:36:39,760 you? Which one near the mall? ok look 555 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:41,599 I'm 5 minutes away? Put the cashier on 556 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,160 what? I want you to give the phone to the cashier. 557 00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:46,079 558 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:48,280 Now he wants to talk to 559 00:36:46,079 --> 00:36:51,160 you, who wants? I wouldn't let him 560 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,160 wait, buddy. He gets a little weird. 561 00:36:52,599 --> 00:36:58,640 Who is this? It's Tom. Hi Tom, 562 00:36:55,880 --> 00:37:00,440 my name is Nick. Hey, don't let anyone down 563 00:36:58,640 --> 00:37:03,319 circumstances that man leave your 564 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:06,040 shop. can you hear me But no, he is 565 00:37:03,319 --> 00:37:07,599 alcoholic and just out of rehab. You 566 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,920 do not want to be responsible for what 567 00:37:07,599 --> 00:37:12,119 he can 568 00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:14,720 do. He is dressed as Santa Claus. He is one 569 00:37:12,119 --> 00:37:17,280 bad Santa. Do you want to destroy 570 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:21,599 Christmas? No, sir, don't let him 571 00:37:17,280 --> 00:37:21,599 go If you do, I will [ __ ] you, 572 00:37:22,240 --> 00:37:28,119 he is scary. Yes, you can, but 573 00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:30,520 yes, 574 00:37:28,119 --> 00:37:34,880 listen, mate. I can't let you join 575 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:34,880 the alcohol yes me 576 00:37:35,720 --> 00:37:39,040 know beef 577 00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:53,440 jerky you are 578 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:55,000 angry and I'm not angry I'm happy happy 579 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,560 580 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:59,240 yes right now you could have crashed 581 00:37:57,560 --> 00:38:02,440 in some ditch somewhere though 582 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:04,480 instead you called me, that's for sure you 583 00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:05,800 should be proud of yourself 584 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:09,760 [Music] 585 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:11,280 Chris makes me feel anything but proud right now 586 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:14,119 it is only the disease that 587 00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:20,680 talking it has a stranglehold on you 588 00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:23,640 mind don't let it control alt delete 589 00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:27,960 reset fun visualization really helps 590 00:38:23,640 --> 00:38:27,960 yes i do it with you close your eyes 591 00:38:30,599 --> 00:38:38,200 Nick you drive sorry you realize that you 592 00:38:34,319 --> 00:38:38,200 drive yes i can do it yes hi i'm me 593 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:45,680 Jeff I am 594 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:45,680 alcoholic i don't have 595 00:38:47,599 --> 00:38:52,920 drank at almost three 596 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:57,720 Christmas 597 00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,720 but my god I'm thirsty 598 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:03,160 the man i hate 599 00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:07,040 christmas i hate it it is 600 00:39:03,160 --> 00:39:10,319 B for being Christmas but 601 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:13,000 um there's nothing festive about it it's just one 602 00:39:10,319 --> 00:39:17,040 reminder of how alone I am 603 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,520 and how messed up my life really is and 604 00:39:17,040 --> 00:39:19,720 without my friend Jack Daniels helping out 605 00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:24,079 me through it it's just really really fucking 606 00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:24,079 difficult 607 00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:37,480 um i saw my kids and my tracy and my 608 00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,319 replacement at Burger King 609 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:44,720 the other night I I drove through the drive-thru 610 00:39:40,319 --> 00:39:47,119 and they just sat there and watched 611 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:50,119 really, really 612 00:39:47,119 --> 00:39:50,119 happy out. 613 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:57,400 Scotty, my youngest, um, 614 00:39:53,839 --> 00:39:59,800 dipped his fries in the car. 615 00:39:57,400 --> 00:40:02,280 Ordinary Sunday before you... and him 616 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:06,000 learned my 617 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:08,680 substitute it. I taught him… 618 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:12,560 I mean, it sounds a little silly, but it got 619 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:14,680 me really to say 620 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:18,800 that. That which does 621 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:21,560 the worst thing is that it's mine 622 00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:22,839 wrong, you know, I'm the reason I'm where I am 623 00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,240 now, 624 00:40:22,839 --> 00:40:28,240 and I want to see my children at 625 00:40:25,240 --> 00:40:28,240 Christmas Eve. 626 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:39,720 I know, I know we meant to be grateful 627 00:40:37,319 --> 00:40:43,359 and all that, but I just think it's real, real 628 00:40:39,720 --> 00:40:43,359 difficult to 629 00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,880 be... and then, um, I remember you 630 00:40:51,160 --> 00:40:57,720 come here 631 00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:59,319 you are in my family now. 632 00:40:57,720 --> 00:41:00,880 I mean, we might not share the same 633 00:40:59,319 --> 00:41:03,839 blood, but we share the same pain, and it's, um, it's the same 634 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:07,119 real. So um, thanks, 635 00:41:03,839 --> 00:41:09,760 thank you for listening to me 636 00:41:07,119 --> 00:41:13,560 today. 637 00:41:09,760 --> 00:41:13,560 Thanks, who else wants to share? Hello 638 00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:29,240 639 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:29,240 everyone, my name is Joe and I'm an alcoholic. 640 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:38,880 I saw my daughter tonight, 641 00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:46,240 have not seen 642 00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:49,640 her. I don't know, in 20 643 00:41:46,240 --> 00:41:49,640 years, maybe 644 00:41:51,240 --> 00:41:57,800 more, resigned me from 645 00:41:53,520 --> 00:42:00,140 the job. Oh, got fired. 646 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:01,839 I don't know, I buy enough 647 00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:05,850 [Music] 648 00:42:01,839 --> 00:42:13,659 do you want to talk about it 649 00:42:05,850 --> 00:42:13,659 [Music] 650 00:42:16,180 --> 00:42:38,480 [Music] 651 00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:50,459 [Music] 652 00:42:55,480 --> 00:43:01,520 lemonade grease we uh have a picnic 653 00:42:59,319 --> 00:43:05,040 Joy took the lemons from a neighbor 654 00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:07,800 trees further down the road we hate him in so 655 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:10,400 case what a bubbly little number 656 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:13,280 do you have for us tonight Yes I wrote this 657 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,480 today yes i finished it about you guys 658 00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:17,160 like it i think i have enough for one 659 00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:18,760 EP EP it's like a short record yes yes 660 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,680 i know what an ep is i'm pretty impressed with that 661 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:23,280 you have enough songs for an EP that is 662 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:25,680 more a demo until I get a record deal 663 00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:29,079 maybe you can give it to your ra if i 664 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:31,200 ever hear from him again 665 00:43:29,079 --> 00:43:33,599 ok i dedicate this to all deadbeat 666 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:36,319 dads out there what's it called 667 00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:37,920 deadbeat dads of course and I have a few 668 00:43:36,319 --> 00:43:40,040 serious daddy issues going on but mine 669 00:43:37,920 --> 00:43:43,490 mommy problems are just as bad just play 670 00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:46,559 this song for your enjoyment 671 00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:50,400 [Music] 672 00:43:46,559 --> 00:43:52,720 ok i never asked to be your daughter 673 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:55,079 but you took a chance with what was lying 674 00:43:52,720 --> 00:43:58,400 around the corner you are a deadbeat 675 00:43:55,079 --> 00:44:01,280 why did no one warn you 676 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:03,839 people say I have your smile but I I wouldn't 677 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,839 678 00:44:04,720 --> 00:44:13,000 know and I pray for you every morning 679 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:17,240 but me 680 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:20,200 not waiting for you 681 00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:22,800 longer for you are dead, why warned 682 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:26,559 none 683 00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:27,280 you if you say I have your smile but I 684 00:44:26,559 --> 00:44:30,160 wouldn't 685 00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:34,040 [Music] 686 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:36,839 no damn that guy really hates my plan eh he 687 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:39,079 take it easy he's had one 688 00:44:36,839 --> 00:44:41,520 bit tough day i think he got fired 689 00:44:39,079 --> 00:44:44,400 what i knew he wouldn't be able to do Santa Claus has one 690 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:46,920 big responsibility he wasn't ready me 691 00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:50,800 goes and talks to him no I go no I have become 692 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:50,800 fired so many times i have understood this 693 00:44:53,599 --> 00:44:58,880 before you say 694 00:44:55,760 --> 00:45:00,920 some time like your music think it is really real 695 00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:02,280 good I just don't ah Nick 696 00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:05,440 explained 697 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:07,480 everything mhm it's ok i've become 698 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:09,800 fired so many times if you looked at mine 699 00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:12,319 Resume would you think I'm a fool crazy didn't get fired I would 700 00:45:09,800 --> 00:45:12,319 701 00:45:12,720 --> 00:45:18,839 probably got fired 702 00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:21,440 still you want to talk about it no 703 00:45:18,839 --> 00:45:21,440 sits on 704 00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:30,880 SM guess Nick told you I met mine 705 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:33,760 daughter 706 00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:36,559 today um no he forgot to mention it 707 00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:36,559 quite important 708 00:45:37,400 --> 00:45:42,760 the detail you know was the first time I saw 709 00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:46,240 her in 20 years okay wait just One second 710 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:47,920 Nick, get out of here. Pronto, sorry 711 00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:49,599 man, i'm not emotionally equipped to 712 00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:53,839 handle this level of 713 00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:53,839 real luck. 714 00:46:03,720 --> 00:46:08,559 You know, when we first met you said 715 00:46:07,079 --> 00:46:11,200 that you had none 716 00:46:08,559 --> 00:46:13,960 daughter. In fact, you said you didn't have any 717 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:17,760 family at all. Me 718 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:20,400 is an actor, an addict. What did he expect from 719 00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,960 him? She said what she 720 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:27,400 wanted? Yes, she 721 00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:27,400 said she wanted me to go and help. 722 00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:42,240 The other day I asked you if you were 723 00:46:38,599 --> 00:46:45,920 okay with the house rules and you said 724 00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:48,040 yes. Technically, I lied before I did 725 00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:51,520 moved in. okay, 726 00:46:48,040 --> 00:46:54,480 I'll give it to you, 727 00:46:51,520 --> 00:46:58,400 but don't do it 728 00:46:54,480 --> 00:47:01,640 again. I can't have a liar in this house. 729 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:04,920 Chris, yes, it's not healthy for 730 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:04,920 someone, are we 731 00:47:06,520 --> 00:47:10,640 ready? Do you want ice cream? 732 00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,599 and Christmas pudding? Yes, where 733 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,480 did you steal it from Hi, I did it. Thank you so 734 00:47:12,599 --> 00:47:17,640 much, but yes, I stole the fig, 735 00:47:15,480 --> 00:47:18,800 but they are doing well. Come on, let's go first 736 00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:21,559 that 737 00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:24,760 melts. So what are we going to do about it 738 00:47:21,559 --> 00:47:27,359 your daughter's situation, um, I don't think so 739 00:47:24,760 --> 00:47:31,079 do something. Uh, 740 00:47:27,359 --> 00:47:34,240 sorry, your incredible father. The days are 741 00:47:31,079 --> 00:47:37,040 over. Yes, she is right, 742 00:47:34,240 --> 00:47:38,559 Chris, plus you're a grandfather now, so 743 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,000 you have to take the plunge. Be that as it may 744 00:47:38,559 --> 00:47:43,640 or not, it's not up to me, it's not a question 745 00:47:41,000 --> 00:47:45,079 El, she made it quite clear today that she 746 00:47:43,640 --> 00:47:48,000 don't want anything to do with me. 747 00:47:45,079 --> 00:47:50,800 You are the parent, it's always up to 748 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:52,760 you. Balls in the court, why you left 749 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:55,480 there, you didn't tell her to go her way, she wants to 750 00:47:52,760 --> 00:47:57,559 don't borrow me. Every daughter 751 00:47:55,480 --> 00:47:59,640 wants her daddy, right? 752 00:47:57,559 --> 00:48:03,400 753 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:08,040 Chris, in the group we talk about ours 754 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:09,720 purpose. Yes, this is yours. You are lucky. 755 00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:13,960 Chris, I mean, some people never find 756 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:16,280 sit. I am happy. Yes, yes, you are now, right now. 757 00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:18,400 God or what the hell you 758 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:20,920 want to believe extends to you 759 00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:23,160 and it's a sin if you don't reach back. 760 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:27,079 You must do this, 761 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:29,079 Chris, and I know it's hard, but 762 00:48:27,079 --> 00:48:32,240 nothing in life worth thinking about ever was 763 00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:36,559 easy. If she never wants to get to know 764 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:39,839 me you just keep trying. Christmas is 765 00:48:36,559 --> 00:48:39,839 the time for 766 00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:43,599 forgiveness, the time is 767 00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:49,880 near. This is so 768 00:48:46,520 --> 00:48:53,480 exciting, not a game, this is my life, we 769 00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:55,599 talking about here. I know, of course it is 770 00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:58,240 wonderful, you don't even know where she is 771 00:48:55,599 --> 00:49:01,350 is. Oh, you live there for us, between joys 772 00:48:58,240 --> 00:49:04,510 and me. We know everyone in this town. 773 00:49:01,350 --> 00:49:04,510 [Music] 774 00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:10,280 Everyone, 775 00:49:06,760 --> 00:49:12,079 i'm too young To be a grandfather 776 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:14,480 I think you look old. 777 00:49:12,079 --> 00:49:17,400 778 00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:19,520 How old are you? You never ask one 779 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:22,319 actors how old they are. Oh, I thought so 780 00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:26,799 were only actresses. No no, it's the actor 781 00:49:22,319 --> 00:49:30,200 St. I'm going to Hy Night Chris. 782 00:49:26,799 --> 00:49:30,200 Night Pops. 783 00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:55,000 [Music] 784 00:49:57,620 --> 00:50:00,730 [Music] 785 00:50:07,970 --> 00:50:12,130 [Music] 786 00:50:15,240 --> 00:50:31,619 [Music] 787 00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:53,119 Do you have anything to do with this? 788 00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:54,440 Maybe I encouraged her a little, didn't I? 789 00:50:53,119 --> 00:50:57,000 The word integrity 790 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:59,799 clearly means nothing to you. She found 791 00:50:57,000 --> 00:51:01,040 Chris. How is that not important? How 792 00:50:59,799 --> 00:51:03,119 do you even know it was noel? You're right, you 793 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:05,000 know absolutely nothing about her. It was quite 794 00:51:03,119 --> 00:51:06,760 simple. You are actually a celebrity, 795 00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,280 you can find your entire life story 796 00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:10,880 here. If you dig deep enough, who i 797 00:51:08,280 --> 00:51:13,440 the hell are you, the damn paparazzi? Hello 798 00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:18,040 My God, did you find her address? Yes, I did 799 00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:20,040 actually. Oh Christ Jesus Christ, 800 00:51:18,040 --> 00:51:21,359 sorry Chris. I thought you would be happy. Me 801 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:22,880 just trying to help. Please, don't be 802 00:51:21,359 --> 00:51:25,119 angry with me. Yeah, yeah, that's just who I am 803 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:27,799 a bit of a cocktail of emotions right now. 804 00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:31,079 You know. Okay, he's a [ __ ]. If now? 805 00:51:27,799 --> 00:51:33,319 Yes, me too. The biggest, bloodiest Mary around. Noel was 806 00:51:31,079 --> 00:51:33,319 807 00:51:42,599 --> 00:51:48,680 seven. Last time I saw 808 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:51,040 she was so afraid of her... Santa like me 809 00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:53,599 810 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,160 also had to sit on his lap. God, all those Christmas mornings 811 00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:59,839 is 812 00:51:55,160 --> 00:52:04,119 missed. I have missed such a big part of my life 813 00:51:59,839 --> 00:52:07,880 because I was a selfish, drunk, 814 00:52:04,119 --> 00:52:07,880 ambitious 815 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:16,160 idiot See you Chris today, don't waste 816 00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:19,760 one for Christmas, I don't know what to do 817 00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:21,240 say. My God, what kind of actor are you? Me 818 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:24,440 usually has a screenwriter, right? I will 819 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:28,240 show you, right now there is nothing 820 00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:30,359 script. I have an idea. 821 00:52:28,240 --> 00:52:32,520 Okay, so here's the scene 822 00:52:30,359 --> 00:52:34,960 go Chris, you're going to play Chris. Coping 823 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:37,240 you of it? Yes, I guess it's that good, 824 00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,640 Nick, you will be Noel. I'm the director, this 825 00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:40,240 is the front door, Chris. You will 826 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,640 knock, Nick, you shall 827 00:52:40,240 --> 00:52:44,960 answer You will not be Nick and 828 00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:44,960 be Noel. All of them, sure. good, 829 00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:49,960 let's get into the first one 830 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,280 place, um, what can I say? Oh, 831 00:52:49,960 --> 00:52:53,359 you've never heard of improvisation, yes, but 832 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:54,880 What is my motivation? Win your daughter's 833 00:52:53,359 --> 00:52:57,000 forgiveness and make her come with us on 834 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:59,240 Christmas lunch. It's really a good one 835 00:52:57,000 --> 00:53:01,559 idea. Plus you just say no, feel free 836 00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:05,319 you good? I'm not sure you have to 837 00:53:01,559 --> 00:53:05,319 convince me Good, okay. 838 00:53:06,880 --> 00:53:11,580 839 00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:11,580 [Music] 840 00:53:11,599 --> 00:53:15,240 Action, tap. door 841 00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:24,799 Chris who is that 842 00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:27,319 I um it's it's Chris it's yours 843 00:53:24,799 --> 00:53:30,000 Dad, I said I never wanted to see 844 00:53:27,319 --> 00:53:30,000 your face 845 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:44,720 again Chris are you ok yes I'm fine oh oh yes good 846 00:53:39,480 --> 00:53:47,720 it is very convincing that you should 847 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,720 848 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:53,799 um I don't really know what to say you 849 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:57,559 know it's normal is me I get mine 850 00:53:53,799 --> 00:54:00,720 lines it's always a script but 851 00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:03,880 apparently there is no script for this 852 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:05,400 are you playing now yes no i was yours 853 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:08,520 daughter then oh wow it was real 854 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:10,440 good Nick yes thanks anyway 855 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:13,119 I have to rush to the store right now 856 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:16,720 before you go i um i 857 00:54:13,119 --> 00:54:19,920 wanted to say that um yes it was just that 858 00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:24,040 859 00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:28,480 she said sorry you know 860 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:31,599 really sorry i didn't pay there for 861 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:34,079 you and me 862 00:54:31,599 --> 00:54:37,960 just thought i 863 00:54:34,079 --> 00:54:39,520 was hoping that, like you, I could find someone in 864 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:43,200 your heart to just 865 00:54:39,520 --> 00:54:45,240 forgive me a little 866 00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:48,160 867 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:50,599 and just let me back into your life like that 868 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:55,680 that I you 869 00:54:50,599 --> 00:54:55,680 know make it up to you now 870 00:54:56,799 --> 00:55:00,680 so maybe 871 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,200 you I don't know you might want to stop by 872 00:55:00,680 --> 00:55:04,319 us for Christmas lunch 873 00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:06,920 or something you 874 00:55:04,319 --> 00:55:10,480 just know i want to spend Another one 875 00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:10,480 Christmas away from mine 876 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:15,280 family so I can give you our address and 877 00:55:13,839 --> 00:55:20,040 if you, you 878 00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:25,599 know, wanted to stop by, it would be so fun to 879 00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:25,599 meet you and little Jackson, 880 00:55:27,559 --> 00:55:31,680 will they drink? I tell 881 00:55:32,319 --> 00:55:35,319 Strain 882 00:55:35,880 --> 00:55:41,559 Cut, Chris, that was so good. Don't you think so? I would do that too. Would you like 883 00:55:39,559 --> 00:55:46,680 884 00:55:41,559 --> 00:55:50,039 come 885 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:51,799 over, buddy. Your daughter would have to make such an effort 886 00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:52,599 hard as possible to refuse 887 00:55:51,799 --> 00:55:54,720 that there 888 00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:56,359 the courtship? It's the first time in a long time like that 889 00:55:54,720 --> 00:55:58,319 feel like i don't 890 00:55:56,359 --> 00:56:01,680 played. You 891 00:55:58,319 --> 00:56:02,480 know, the truth can be liberating and also 892 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:07,280 really 893 00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:07,280 painful. Nothing [ __ ], come in. 894 00:56:18,559 --> 00:56:25,960 Sorry, there is never smoking in this car. 895 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:27,079 All struggling, we vomit. Me 896 00:56:25,960 --> 00:56:28,920 will be like this 897 00:56:27,079 --> 00:56:31,760 nervous, louder. The only thing that 898 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:33,640 keeps me from puking is smoking. Yes, me 899 00:56:31,760 --> 00:56:36,359 takes 900 00:56:33,640 --> 00:56:39,000 the vomit. Smoking reminds me that 901 00:56:36,359 --> 00:56:40,520 drink. Sure, like 902 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:44,000 famous actor you are well used to 903 00:56:40,520 --> 00:56:45,559 premiere night. Jitters TV Actor. The actor, you know, 904 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:47,200 when you are a real actor you get so many 905 00:56:45,559 --> 00:56:49,760 thoughts you need. It will go 906 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,760 good. 907 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:56,000 Chris, stop it 908 00:56:57,520 --> 00:57:02,000 God, disgusting. At least he doesn't have one 909 00:57:00,720 --> 00:57:05,440 the carrot in itself 910 00:57:02,000 --> 00:57:08,039 puke Keep looking, you'll find it should have 911 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:08,039 done more 912 00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:17,559 theatre. You are ready. Yes, let's do it. Do it, oh 913 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:21,520 by the way chris you are welcome to smoke, 914 00:57:17,559 --> 00:57:21,520 very wise decision. Nicholas 915 00:57:23,820 --> 00:57:27,619 [Music] 916 00:57:30,140 --> 00:57:40,250 [Music] 917 00:57:46,760 --> 00:57:51,079 Thinks she could have gotten away with it 918 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:55,520 the alimony, Joy. I thought to act 919 00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:56,760 only got leftovers. Joy. No, we just do. 920 00:57:55,520 --> 00:57:58,520 I am 921 00:57:56,760 --> 00:58:02,559 cursed all over me against the wall and 922 00:57:58,520 --> 00:58:02,559 I, uh, went there, literally. 923 00:58:03,359 --> 00:58:10,000 That 924 00:58:06,079 --> 00:58:13,000 just doesn't feel right 925 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:14,119 timing. I didn't let you puke all over mine 926 00:58:13,000 --> 00:58:18,000 car for 927 00:58:14,119 --> 00:58:21,760 nothing. This is your time. 928 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:25,680 Chris, this is your defining moment. That's right 929 00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:28,760 here and right now. You have 930 00:58:25,680 --> 00:58:28,760 right. Joy. 931 00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:35,319 Yes, I have it, I have it. 932 00:58:31,839 --> 00:58:35,319 933 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:48,960 Oh God, he really will. 934 00:59:09,039 --> 00:59:15,799 Who are you Chris, are you 935 00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:18,760 for? Now it is not. It's not that. 936 00:59:15,799 --> 00:59:22,480 Who was 937 00:59:18,760 --> 00:59:24,880 that guy, look now. I guess he's yours 938 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:27,599 father Come in. 939 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:30,760 K no, he has none 940 00:59:27,599 --> 00:59:30,760 father Come on 941 00:59:33,359 --> 00:59:38,400 in. Sorry. what the hell please 942 00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:40,200 don't talk to me like that. No, I can tell 943 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:42,480 whatever I [ __ ] want. You 944 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:46,720 don't own me, you're nothing to me, so be damned 945 00:59:42,480 --> 00:59:46,720 before I call the police. Tres 946 01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:08,039 947 01:00:03,960 --> 01:00:11,680 didn't exactly rehearse, tough audience, which one 948 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:11,680 [ __ ], it's not hers 949 01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:17,640 wrong. So what 950 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:17,640 wait here now, which one 951 01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:25,160 God, what the hell 952 01:00:33,039 --> 01:00:35,599 the hell is he doing? 953 01:00:40,799 --> 01:00:47,520 What do you think he signed, or what do I know? That 954 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:47,520 looks like it 955 01:00:53,799 --> 01:00:57,799 works. 956 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,599 [Music] 957 01:01:06,839 --> 01:01:12,799 What did you say to her? I just said 958 01:01:09,599 --> 01:01:15,760 her that you are actually a decent BL 959 01:01:12,799 --> 01:01:18,920 after all, and she said that 960 01:01:15,760 --> 01:01:20,799 We'll see if she comes for Christmas. 961 01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:23,240 She said she would call me when she 962 01:01:20,799 --> 01:01:26,799 had time. Oh, what over there is 963 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,680 a child waving at us 964 01:01:26,799 --> 01:01:31,480 it's mine 965 01:01:27,680 --> 01:01:34,760 grandson it's jackson he looks like you 966 01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:38,640 poor child he I'll let you know I was one 967 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:41,960 once nominated as GQ's man of influence 968 01:01:38,640 --> 01:01:44,400 man under the influence more like it 969 01:01:41,960 --> 01:01:46,680 ok we should go before she 970 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:50,119 think we pursue quite sure that she 971 01:01:46,680 --> 01:01:50,119 already does 972 01:01:57,890 --> 01:02:07,799 [Music] 973 01:02:01,079 --> 01:02:12,960 Oh holy night the stars 974 01:02:07,799 --> 01:02:15,960 shining brightly it is the night of our dear 975 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,960 savior's 976 01:02:16,240 --> 01:02:26,400 birth long the world lay in sin and 977 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:32,200 forever until 978 01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:35,920 was revealed and the soul felt that it is 979 01:02:32,200 --> 01:02:39,720 worth one 980 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:41,880 love and Lord the world is calling 981 01:02:39,720 --> 01:02:43,400 982 01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:48,640 Y 983 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:48,640 breaks a new and glorious one 984 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:54,319 stone yours 985 01:02:54,359 --> 01:02:57,839 needs and he 986 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:04,760 the angelic voice 987 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:04,760 see 988 01:03:05,210 --> 01:03:11,639 [Music] oh 989 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:17,060 when Christ 990 01:03:16,310 --> 01:03:20,239 [Music] 991 01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:20,239 [Applause] 992 01:03:22,960 --> 01:03:27,319 born oh 993 01:03:25,530 --> 01:03:29,120 [Music] oh 994 01:03:27,319 --> 01:03:33,050 995 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,050 [Music] 996 01:03:44,319 --> 01:03:52,559 the night said she did not suffer 997 01:03:48,079 --> 01:03:55,319 remarkable I um have you heard from Noel 998 01:03:52,559 --> 01:03:56,680 oh come on it's christmas eve chris huh relax 999 01:03:55,319 --> 01:04:00,359 1000 01:03:56,680 --> 01:04:02,920 the night is still young indeed I must come 1001 01:04:00,359 --> 01:04:06,000 to the shelter you will be 1002 01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:08,359 here myself my joy dead 1003 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:09,640 me if I little T I took the geek see you 1004 01:04:08,359 --> 01:04:11,440 how is everyone on 1005 01:04:09,640 --> 01:04:13,920 christmas eve 1006 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:16,359 so you may not realize this, but we do 1007 01:04:13,920 --> 01:04:18,200 actually has a celebrity in the house, that's right, 1008 01:04:16,359 --> 01:04:20,599 Ladies and nuggets, give it up 1009 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:24,160 for my friend, sir 1010 01:04:20,599 --> 01:04:27,720 Chris, do you want to hear him sing one 1011 01:04:24,160 --> 01:04:27,720 singing? 1012 01:04:30,690 --> 01:04:39,559 [Applause] 1013 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:43,640 not 1 2 3 jingle bell jingle bell jingle 1014 01:04:39,559 --> 01:04:47,480 all the way, what is it to ride in one 1015 01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:50,370 open? Sligh jingle bells jingle bells 1016 01:04:47,480 --> 01:04:57,670 jingle all the way, what is it to ride in an open. 1017 01:04:50,370 --> 01:04:57,910 1018 01:04:57,670 --> 01:05:01,650 1019 01:04:57,910 --> 01:05:01,650 1020 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:12,079 1021 01:05:09,799 --> 01:05:14,440 1022 01:05:12,079 --> 01:05:16,359 Thanks hi chris that was awesome mate 1023 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:18,440 Thanks, what can I get you? 1024 01:05:16,359 --> 01:05:19,760 the house? Let's get another water, buddy, that's it 1025 01:05:18,440 --> 01:05:22,520 Christmas. I'll buy you a beer, mate, that is 1026 01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:24,200 just a thank you. My children took 1027 01:05:22,520 --> 01:05:26,680 their pictures with you 1028 01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:29,400 the other day. Oh god, really don't worry, me 1029 01:05:26,680 --> 01:05:31,200 don't kiss until thank you. Are you sure that you 1030 01:05:29,400 --> 01:05:33,119 don't want to drink? No no, I'm just on 1031 01:05:31,200 --> 01:05:35,880 water people, look. I have to work tonight 1032 01:05:33,119 --> 01:05:38,960 and the world is a very big place. How 1033 01:05:35,880 --> 01:05:42,010 many letters are there in the alphabet, sir. 26 26 1034 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:44,170 no 25, because there is none. 1035 01:05:42,010 --> 01:05:47,280 [laughter] 1036 01:05:44,170 --> 01:05:47,280 [Music] 1037 01:05:52,839 --> 01:05:57,640 ok joy you are amazing 1038 01:06:01,720 --> 01:06:07,720 what's wrong with that bitch? 1039 01:06:05,079 --> 01:06:12,839 Sorry, I don't follow. Neeve and one 1040 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:12,839 [ __ ] is here. Neeve, yours 1041 01:06:13,400 --> 01:06:22,799 eg, that is logical. She is like that 1042 01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:24,160 [ __ ]. Hi, this is your nerd. Okay, why 1043 01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,920 is she just trying to make you jealous? Trying 1044 01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:29,119 get into your head? Yes, that 1045 01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:29,119 works, what time later? 1046 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:34,920 Why are people always so shitty? Against 1047 01:06:32,359 --> 01:06:36,640 the ones who love them the most? Wish I 1048 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:41,160 knew the answer to 1049 01:06:36,640 --> 01:06:45,039 that. Joy, come on, come on. Hello, 1050 01:06:41,160 --> 01:06:47,520 listen, have visible eyes. Okay, yes, I'm here 1051 01:06:45,039 --> 01:06:51,200 with you, just that, you have it, 1052 01:06:47,520 --> 01:06:51,200 let's go 1053 01:06:55,720 --> 01:06:58,720 1054 01:07:13,720 --> 01:07:32,929 [Music] 1055 01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:41,920 Okay, um, hey Joy, wait, I've got the mind. Joy, 1056 01:07:39,799 --> 01:07:44,400 please come back, [ __ ] 1057 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:47,920 1058 01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:49,880 me with your [ __ ]. Yes, blind pilots just like 1059 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:51,279 you fly in and out of people's lives 1060 01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:54,079 and you're just too self-absorbed to even 1061 01:07:51,279 --> 01:07:57,000 mark the damage you 1062 01:07:54,079 --> 01:08:00,279 causes. Yes, I can say that I really hope that 1063 01:07:57,000 --> 01:08:00,279 you do it, for her sake. 1064 01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:06,640 I have to get out of here before I fall off 1065 01:08:04,079 --> 01:08:09,960 the cart. I'm going with him. No, 1066 01:08:06,640 --> 01:08:09,960 I'm not going to blame it on either of us 1067 01:08:15,199 --> 01:08:20,839 nights. Yes, where are all the women? You are 1068 01:08:18,159 --> 01:08:23,480 involved in, bordering on ns 1069 01:08:20,839 --> 01:08:26,440 breakdown, well, it's just, uh, Christmas, 1070 01:08:23,480 --> 01:08:29,719 you know, it's a pretty stressful time. 1071 01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:35,000 Every day is Christmas with yours 1072 01:08:29,719 --> 01:08:37,920 breasts, that's not a compliment, is it? no no, 1073 01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:40,279 you know, I watched you closely 1074 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:43,560 all night, you didn't have a drink in 1075 01:08:40,279 --> 01:08:46,279 hand all evening, 34 days 1076 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:48,759 cber, I guess that's the beginning of the road there. 1077 01:08:46,279 --> 01:08:48,759 1078 01:08:50,679 --> 01:08:55,480 yes, so what time is lunch tomorrow, uh, 1079 01:08:56,159 --> 01:09:04,120 about Mish, if it works for you, yes, 1080 01:09:01,719 --> 01:09:06,279 perfect, you stay or leave 1081 01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:08,319 as he always does, now I'm on my way 1082 01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:14,120 home. I think I have a pretty big dat tom. huh? 1083 01:09:08,319 --> 01:09:14,120 Merry Christmas and then 1084 01:09:15,910 --> 01:09:22,080 [Music] 1085 01:09:18,799 --> 01:09:22,080 yes thank you 1086 01:09:23,880 --> 01:09:28,120 Santa Claus Joy 1087 01:09:25,660 --> 01:09:30,000 [Music] 1088 01:09:28,120 --> 01:09:32,239 Joy, open up, 1089 01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:34,120 okay, I'll give you a can of 1090 01:09:32,239 --> 01:09:36,000 three and I'm going to slam the door down. 1091 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:42,239 1092 01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:46,279 Okay, take care. 1 2 1093 01:09:42,239 --> 01:09:48,080 3 what the hell, you just broke down my door. Me 1094 01:09:46,279 --> 01:09:50,640 was worried. Okay god, you 1095 01:09:48,080 --> 01:09:52,319 did not answer. I have headphones on. I have 1096 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:55,040 knocked on the door for about 5 1097 01:09:52,319 --> 01:09:57,159 minutes, like a girl, crying, eyes out to bed. 1098 01:09:55,040 --> 01:10:02,920 TI M look, I was just worried about. You 1099 01:09:57,159 --> 01:10:05,800 please that's all i'm sorry chris i really am 1100 01:10:02,920 --> 01:10:08,199 sorry, I'm not going to hurt myself though. 1101 01:10:05,800 --> 01:10:11,000 Okay, good, good, that's all I needed 1102 01:10:08,199 --> 01:10:14,560 know. Hey don't worry I'll fix your door. 1103 01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:15,679 Yes, you will come again, do not be so sad, it is 1104 01:10:14,560 --> 01:10:17,880 1105 01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:20,120 Christmas. My daughter is coming for lunch 1106 01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:24,480 tomorrow. I'm so happy for you, CHR. Thanks. okay, 1107 01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:24,480 leave me alone now. stop, stop, 1108 01:10:35,239 --> 01:10:40,840 1109 01:10:37,840 --> 01:10:40,840 stay, 1110 01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:54,800 good. You are waiting for someone. Yes, 1111 01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:57,120 waiting for Santa. Thought I might 1112 01:10:54,800 --> 01:11:01,920 talk to him a little quickly. Trust me, you are 1113 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:05,159 definitely on his naughty list. Jesus, 1114 01:11:01,920 --> 01:11:07,600 Nick. I realize that's the only thing I understand. 1115 01:11:05,159 --> 01:11:10,120 Chris, what happened? Hey, let's get this straight. 1116 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:13,120 B. I am your sponsor, not 1117 01:11:10,120 --> 01:11:15,440 on the contrary. You understand. yes ok 1118 01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:18,360 it's uh, it's joy. Yes, she's in bed, hon 1119 01:11:15,440 --> 01:11:20,360 had an early evening. Yes, I guess we do 1120 01:11:18,360 --> 01:11:23,360 everyone had a shitty night. Late. 1121 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:25,719 H. I actually had a pretty good night, actually 1122 01:11:23,360 --> 01:11:27,600 fantastic. 1123 01:11:25,719 --> 01:11:31,400 What has happened, despite Noel? She's coming 1124 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:32,960 at lunch tomorrow. Guess Christmas miracle 1125 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:35,199 1126 01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:37,159 hands, the rest of the groceries are in 1127 01:11:35,199 --> 01:11:40,440 the car. Yes, exactly that, and don't forget that it is 1128 01:11:37,159 --> 01:11:40,440 B night. Yes, copy it. 1129 01:11:50,679 --> 01:11:53,880 Boss what is it 1130 01:11:54,239 --> 01:11:58,239 for 1131 01:12:30,040 --> 01:12:33,520 hi merry 1132 01:12:34,520 --> 01:12:38,560 chrm [ __ ] 1133 01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:43,880 [Music] 1134 01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:43,880 trashcan wait wait wait got up 1135 01:12:52,199 --> 01:12:58,000 up I Nick hi 1136 01:12:55,480 --> 01:13:00,639 Nick wake up Christmas has been 1137 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:02,840 leave me 1138 01:13:00,639 --> 01:13:04,920 ifred hi there is a prison for you below 1139 01:13:02,840 --> 01:13:04,920 1140 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:15,080 the tree hello Joy Joy wake up come on it's 1141 01:13:11,679 --> 01:13:17,080 christmas so what so there is a present 1142 01:13:15,080 --> 01:13:22,280 to you below 1143 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:22,280 the Christmas tree present yes come 1144 01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:28,440 again oh better please 1145 01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:51,920 here he is Captain 1146 01:13:48,199 --> 01:13:55,880 Grumpy oh [ __ ] Nick it's okay it's just 1147 01:13:51,920 --> 01:13:58,600 a workplace Hazard you okay it's just do 1148 01:13:55,880 --> 01:14:02,320 the gift thing yeah okay um first 1149 01:13:58,600 --> 01:14:05,760 out is to Joy from Santa God 1150 01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:05,760 Christmas oh it is 1151 01:14:07,719 --> 01:14:13,600 heavy oh my god thanks santa claus how 1152 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:17,199 1153 01:14:13,600 --> 01:14:21,000 did you know and also from santa claus this one is for 1154 01:14:17,199 --> 01:14:21,000 Nick Merry Christmas 1155 01:14:27,800 --> 01:14:32,480 get to know your grill yes that's what it is what it is 1156 01:14:30,480 --> 01:14:34,719 very thoughtful thank you 1157 01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:36,280 Anna hi who is it to oh yes it is 1158 01:14:34,719 --> 01:14:39,960 a group gift it's from me to you 1159 01:14:36,280 --> 01:14:39,960 who wants to open in that one 1160 01:14:43,440 --> 01:14:50,520 me oh no chance you didn't have to use 1161 01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:50,520 the iron to make your coffee 1162 01:14:51,400 --> 01:14:55,520 longer sorry eh Chris I I bought 1163 01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:57,639 you 1164 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:59,920 nothing yes me neither I didn't know that 1165 01:14:57,639 --> 01:15:02,360 make presents and I I'm completely broke, nobody cares 1166 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:04,600 role, your presence is 1167 01:15:02,360 --> 01:15:06,880 seriously the best gift i can 1168 01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:09,440 few. This will be the best 1169 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,440 Christmas 1170 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:28,280 ever. Yes, it's officially oven-stopped. 1171 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:30,480 What are you talking about? It can't be so, it can be so, 1172 01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:32,159 and that is the fault 1173 01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:33,679 which just can't be turned on. Why not? Me 1174 01:15:32,159 --> 01:15:35,719 don't know, I'm not 1175 01:15:33,679 --> 01:15:38,400 electrical engineer Chris, my mom always used to 1176 01:15:35,719 --> 01:15:38,400 argue, try that. No, it worked 1177 01:15:38,679 --> 01:15:44,360 not. Okay, where is 1178 01:15:43,239 --> 01:15:47,800 my phone? I'll call 1179 01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:49,920 the oven man on christmas day. Good luck. Yes, 1180 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:51,480 she's right, the oven men can't figure it out 1181 01:15:49,920 --> 01:15:52,719 Christmas Day, not even the bakers have 1182 01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:55,239 families. 1183 01:15:52,719 --> 01:15:57,440 Chris, so what are we going to do? There is 1184 01:15:55,239 --> 01:15:59,320 always a ham. M. My daughter is coming to 1185 01:15:57,440 --> 01:16:01,800 Christmas, we can't serve cold cuts, we have to 1186 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,800 be 1187 01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:07,239 perfect. I know, grill you. I bought it there 1188 01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:09,600 the gas cylinder for a reason. You can't 1189 01:16:07,239 --> 01:16:11,920 roast a 5-kilo turkey on one 1190 01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:15,880 grill plate, you idiot, you really don't know 1191 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:18,320 how to cook food. FYI. KFC is open for... 1192 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:21,679 We don't serve KFC to my daughter. 1193 01:16:18,320 --> 01:16:21,679 Okay, she hates me enough, because it is 1194 01:16:23,159 --> 01:16:26,920 what are you doing 1195 01:16:27,159 --> 01:16:32,960 neighbors. uh, they hate 1196 01:16:29,639 --> 01:16:34,679 all of us, all the neighbors hate us very much, 1197 01:16:32,960 --> 01:16:36,360 we are the only housing commission on 1198 01:16:34,679 --> 01:16:39,840 street, we lowered their property values 1199 01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,840 seriously. Oh 1200 01:16:42,320 --> 01:16:45,679 Oh my god, I have one 1201 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:59,159 ID. Oh, so you must have the wrong address, 1202 01:16:56,800 --> 01:17:01,120 we did not order Meals on Wheels. Oh no no no, 1203 01:16:59,159 --> 01:17:03,639 i'm not a charity, i 1204 01:17:01,120 --> 01:17:05,239 actually need your charity. Um, I'm from 1205 01:17:03,639 --> 01:17:07,199 the house a few houses down and 1206 01:17:05,239 --> 01:17:08,400 our oven is completely exhausted. Oh, 1207 01:17:07,199 --> 01:17:09,880 the halfway house. Yes, yes, that's it. yes yes yes 1208 01:17:08,400 --> 01:17:11,080 so our oven is broken, so me 1209 01:17:09,880 --> 01:17:13,120 just wondering if maybe we could borrow 1210 01:17:11,080 --> 01:17:15,719 yours. Sorry, we need that whole oven 1211 01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:17,560 the day. We have lots of people coming over, so 1212 01:17:15,719 --> 01:17:18,960 I'm sure you understand. Please, just be 1213 01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:21,960 for 1214 01:17:18,960 --> 01:17:21,960 one 1215 01:17:22,199 --> 01:17:27,920 man's sake, mate. Merry Christmas. Not a chance to 1216 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:27,920 you can disturb her. 1217 01:17:28,239 --> 01:17:33,120 Let's clean the dog shit off 1218 01:17:30,560 --> 01:17:33,120 your lawn, 1219 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:44,639 buddy Yes, Merry Christmas. 1220 01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:46,560 Christmas dinner for me, thank you very much. no no no no no, 1221 01:17:44,639 --> 01:17:49,440 I was just wondering if maybe I could 1222 01:17:46,560 --> 01:17:50,600 borrow your oven. It is quite heavy. 1223 01:17:49,440 --> 01:17:52,600 You will not be able to move it 1224 01:17:50,600 --> 01:17:55,199 himself. 1225 01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:57,639 Oh no no, I was just wondering if I could 1226 01:17:55,199 --> 01:17:59,120 use it, uh to. I'm into roasting this turkey 1227 01:17:57,639 --> 01:18:02,360 a little seat, I would really need yours 1228 01:17:59,120 --> 01:18:05,480 help. Oh sure, yes, come in, Santa, 1229 01:18:02,360 --> 01:18:08,520 please sit down please uh, you 1230 01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:11,520 want a cookie. Oh yes, please, it would be 1231 01:18:08,520 --> 01:18:14,360 wonderful, everything arranged. That nice old guy in the 1232 01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:17,760 the end of the street came to Sanders, a 1233 01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:21,199 old guy. Yes, what's his name? Mr. Banic. oh no no 1234 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,639 how he hates us, really 1235 01:18:21,199 --> 01:18:23,679 hate us. No, I know he's cool, he 1236 01:18:22,639 --> 01:18:25,040 even gave me a cookie and all you 1237 01:18:23,679 --> 01:18:27,400 didn't eat, yes, it was delicious. He is 1238 01:18:25,040 --> 01:18:29,560 a potato. He sells hash cakes to 1239 01:18:27,400 --> 01:18:32,400 the children at the local secondary schools. come on, 1240 01:18:29,560 --> 01:18:34,159 he totally fooled you. Not at all. yes, no, 1241 01:18:32,400 --> 01:18:37,440 he is really cool. He was really, really 1242 01:18:34,159 --> 01:18:37,440 glad to take the turkey away from me. I'll be right back. 1243 01:18:40,159 --> 01:18:43,600 1244 01:18:44,679 --> 01:18:48,239 Oh 1245 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:56,080 [ __ ], you bastards. 1246 01:19:00,450 --> 01:19:03,899 [Music] 1247 01:19:09,199 --> 01:19:13,239 You're right, Chris. 1248 01:19:30,239 --> 01:19:34,639 Hamburgers, we have ham, 1249 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:37,639 we 1250 01:19:34,639 --> 01:19:37,639 do 1251 01:19:40,679 --> 01:19:44,360 hamburgers. I'll make myself 1252 01:19:46,520 --> 01:19:53,840 ready, the cake was kicked 1253 01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:53,840 in properly. 1254 01:20:02,180 --> 01:20:07,080 [Music] 1255 01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:07,080 The clock 1256 01:20:07,560 --> 01:20:13,280 is 1257 01:20:09,679 --> 01:20:17,320 1:30 p.m. Shall we begin 1258 01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:17,320 and just hold on a little longer, right? 1259 01:20:23,639 --> 01:20:29,280 Why don't we ask for mercy while we 1260 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:41,400 waiting? 1261 01:20:36,880 --> 01:20:43,440 Lord, we bless this wonderful feast which… 1262 01:20:41,400 --> 01:20:47,520 Chris has prepared for 1263 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:50,679 us and uh, we bless our family and ours 1264 01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:53,920 friends, take care of those who are most in 1265 01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:56,639 distress today, in Jesus name we pray, amen, 1266 01:20:53,920 --> 01:20:56,639 amen, 1267 01:21:11,719 --> 01:21:14,400 what time is it 1268 01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:24,110 [Music] 1269 01:21:20,840 --> 01:21:27,639 Now she won't come, will she? 1270 01:21:24,110 --> 01:21:29,239 [Music] 1271 01:21:27,639 --> 01:21:30,880 I mean, I can't say I don't blame her, 1272 01:21:29,239 --> 01:21:36,520 you have missed how many of ours 1273 01:21:30,880 --> 01:21:39,440 Christmas lunches that didn't help. Joy, no no, she has 1274 01:21:36,520 --> 01:21:41,719 right, a damn fool to even think of that shit, 1275 01:21:39,440 --> 01:21:41,719 1276 01:21:42,159 --> 01:21:45,560 excuse me 1277 01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:57,560 me too 1278 01:22:22,780 --> 01:22:26,680 [Music] 1279 01:22:34,990 --> 01:22:38,850 [Music] 1280 01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:27,480 All because 1281 01:24:10,880 --> 01:24:14,679 it's time to change 1282 01:24:36,960 --> 01:24:46,040 your Christmas movie, get [ __ ] each 1283 01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:46,040 year. Hi, I need to borrow 1284 01:24:48,320 --> 01:24:55,320 the car, you are planning something 1285 01:24:51,480 --> 01:24:57,480 stupid no 1286 01:24:55,320 --> 01:25:01,960 you have the right to drive, 1287 01:24:57,480 --> 01:25:01,960 yes, promise 1288 01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:06,520 promises, can't be 1289 01:25:15,060 --> 01:25:20,919 [Music] 1290 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:26,320 for a long time 1291 01:25:26,810 --> 01:25:30,659 [Music] 1292 01:25:53,239 --> 01:25:57,280 up for 1293 01:26:51,560 --> 01:26:55,520 one 1294 01:26:53,239 --> 01:27:01,679 smile, that was right 1295 01:26:55,520 --> 01:27:01,679 what I needed for the year. 1296 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:10,029 [Music] 1297 01:27:35,560 --> 01:27:40,199 Merry Christmas, officer, Merry Christmas, Santa, 1298 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:42,760 you are aware that you have one 1299 01:27:40,199 --> 01:27:42,760 tow, lights out, [ __ ] 1300 01:27:43,159 --> 01:27:49,239 that 1301 01:27:46,840 --> 01:27:52,520 That's right, Santa, have you 1302 01:27:49,239 --> 01:27:52,520 drank something tonight, if so, stay put 1303 01:28:06,080 --> 01:28:10,480 in the car. 1304 01:28:14,640 --> 01:28:20,759 [Music] [ 1305 01:28:25,140 --> 01:28:33,420 Music] 1306 01:28:39,719 --> 01:28:43,760 I'll fix you up 1307 01:28:41,639 --> 01:28:47,040 Uber, probably to get your car out 1308 01:28:43,760 --> 01:28:47,040 jingle, forget it, 1309 01:28:47,560 --> 01:28:51,560 I'll drive you back to rehab 1310 01:28:49,920 --> 01:28:55,239 tomorrow. 1311 01:28:51,560 --> 01:28:57,080 Chris, you are breaking the rules, 1312 01:28:55,239 --> 01:28:59,560 you. Can't live with us anymore, it's not 1313 01:28:57,080 --> 01:29:04,520 healthy for you and it's not healthy for 1314 01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:07,679 us. You're saying you're a s like Bob B, moron, aren't you? 1315 01:29:04,520 --> 01:29:11,080 My God. I've lost everything, you 1316 01:29:07,679 --> 01:29:14,119 know I've lost mine, lost mine 1317 01:29:11,080 --> 01:29:17,119 career, lost my reputation. I have lost mine 1318 01:29:14,119 --> 01:29:19,840 cursed family now and 1319 01:29:17,119 --> 01:29:23,320 maybe it is 1320 01:29:19,840 --> 01:29:25,760 yours. Which vocabulary bottle was found the longest 1321 01:29:23,320 --> 01:29:28,880 in the back of your car, mate, is your damned 1322 01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:32,119 bottle. It's about this is what 1323 01:29:28,880 --> 01:29:34,440 you did that, you [ __ ] idiot. 1324 01:29:32,119 --> 01:29:36,520 It wasn't my bottle. I took it from one 1325 01:29:34,440 --> 01:29:38,800 woman who relapsed in a group 1326 01:29:36,520 --> 01:29:41,679 the other night. That's how I got this shiny. 1327 01:29:38,800 --> 01:29:44,360 She hit me on the side. okay, 1328 01:29:41,679 --> 01:29:45,639 what's a big [ __ ] thing? I get stopped 1329 01:29:44,360 --> 01:29:47,639 by the police, but it could have been 1330 01:29:45,639 --> 01:29:48,840 much worse. You know, I guess 1331 01:29:47,639 --> 01:29:51,360 you have never done anything like this. I, 1332 01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:54,080 Mr. Perfect, self-centered, 1333 01:29:51,360 --> 01:29:56,199 selfish little man. It's always about you, 1334 01:29:54,080 --> 01:29:58,520 Chris. It's always been about you, 1335 01:29:56,199 --> 01:30:00,440 you and your [ __ ] career. Hey, you want 1336 01:29:58,520 --> 01:30:03,040 know how this will end for you. 1337 01:30:00,440 --> 01:30:04,760 One day you will drive your car and 1338 01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:07,040 some little [ __ ] will run over 1339 01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:08,880 the road ahead and chase. his ball 1340 01:30:07,040 --> 01:30:10,960 and you will be such a piece of shit that you 1341 01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:14,920 will not see him in a moment 1342 01:30:10,960 --> 01:30:14,920 everything [ __ ] will change for 1343 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:22,400 you want to know why I do what I do 1344 01:30:19,920 --> 01:30:24,679 why I have my faith and my rules it is because 1345 01:30:22,400 --> 01:30:27,560 I have to live with it every day 1346 01:30:24,679 --> 01:30:29,280 day in my life it's so much 1347 01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:32,440 worse than not being able to act in one 1348 01:30:29,280 --> 01:30:32,440 [ __ ] 1349 01:30:32,760 --> 01:30:38,719 Christmas movie you are out [ __ ] you 1350 01:30:54,119 --> 01:31:00,719 to Die the beans 1351 01:30:56,159 --> 01:31:00,719 here [ __ ] hell 1352 01:31:17,590 --> 01:31:21,239 [Music] 1353 01:31:24,260 --> 01:31:27,390 [Music] 1354 01:31:30,310 --> 01:31:33,529 [Music] 1355 01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:44,239 is 1356 01:31:41,120 --> 01:31:44,239 [Music] 1357 01:31:48,610 --> 01:31:51,780 [Music] 1358 01:32:00,400 --> 01:32:05,159 [Music] 1359 01:32:01,719 --> 01:32:07,520 Havey Boxing Day no one says that yes yes 1360 01:32:05,159 --> 01:32:07,520 they 1361 01:32:09,920 --> 01:32:16,119 should they he 1362 01:32:12,679 --> 01:32:17,199 um stole a copy of you i was listening 1363 01:32:16,119 --> 01:32:20,000 and it's really real 1364 01:32:17,199 --> 01:32:22,400 1365 01:32:20,000 --> 01:32:24,280 good so I'll send a copy to mine 1366 01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:26,080 agent no promises at all but man 1367 01:32:24,280 --> 01:32:28,480 you never know you're lucky you really will 1368 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:28,480 do 1369 01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:35,280 that and I'll give you your car 1370 01:32:33,639 --> 01:32:36,600 don't go back because you will need it 1371 01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:39,360 when you're a big rock star 1372 01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:44,960 1373 01:32:39,360 --> 01:32:44,960 thanks see take it easy Chris 1374 01:33:10,920 --> 01:33:20,199 [Music] 1375 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:23,840 this is the skin i'm in mapping 1376 01:33:20,199 --> 01:33:25,520 the life i have Life this is the scar 1377 01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:28,480 of that 1378 01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:32,119 fight these are the lines from 1379 01:33:28,480 --> 01:33:36,440 laughter and I swear I've seen it all 1380 01:33:32,119 --> 01:33:40,040 before I read the writing on the wall 1381 01:33:36,440 --> 01:33:44,119 life is a mess but love after all 1382 01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:44,119 takes your hand and leads 1383 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:56,159 you 1384 01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:59,159 [ __ ] I call the police on you to collect 1385 01:33:56,159 --> 01:33:59,159 that 1386 01:34:07,260 --> 01:34:10,539 [Music] 1387 01:34:13,160 --> 01:34:25,159 [Music] 1388 01:34:21,280 --> 01:34:28,040 [ __ ] sorry 1389 01:34:25,159 --> 01:34:31,310 mate if i had a dollar for every mistake 1390 01:34:28,040 --> 01:34:33,600 i did i would be jeffrey pissed off 1391 01:34:31,310 --> 01:34:35,780 [Music] 1392 01:34:33,600 --> 01:34:37,360 Bezos look about [ 1393 01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:40,400 Music] 1394 01:34:37,360 --> 01:34:44,159 um if you ever need someone to talk to 1395 01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:47,880 then you uh yes you know where I was 1396 01:34:44,159 --> 01:34:50,840 is yes you know you are pretty broken 1397 01:34:47,880 --> 01:34:55,639 when your sponsor needs one 1398 01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:55,639 sponsor more means up you as 1399 01:34:56,480 --> 01:35:01,760 friend I appreciate 1400 01:34:58,480 --> 01:35:05,360 [Music] 1401 01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:05,360 that we will see each other 1402 01:35:05,560 --> 01:35:11,080 Nick see you later Chris you star 1403 01:35:12,350 --> 01:35:18,299 [Music] 1404 01:35:24,880 --> 01:35:31,380 hi your daughter just sent a message 1405 01:35:28,040 --> 01:35:52,639 what does it say say dad 1406 01:35:31,380 --> 01:35:56,639 [Music] 1407 01:35:52,639 --> 01:35:56,639 thanks for 1408 01:35:59,970 --> 01:36:11,020 [Music] 1409 01:36:24,239 --> 01:36:33,639 Smokey no West blows in from 1410 01:36:28,520 --> 01:36:33,639 the bush with a flicker of a 1411 01:36:33,760 --> 01:36:39,119 feeling crack one 1412 01:36:36,119 --> 01:36:44,199 smile thought i had 1413 01:36:39,119 --> 01:36:44,199 lost just what i need for 1414 01:36:44,280 --> 01:36:55,280 healing day dreaming back to that dark Li- 1415 01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:55,280 the bar yes i know i shouldn't 1416 01:36:55,560 --> 01:37:03,370 think i'm just playing 1417 01:36:59,600 --> 01:37:04,880 guitar as if you thought me 1418 01:37:03,370 --> 01:37:09,639 [Music] wouldn't 1419 01:37:04,880 --> 01:37:14,280 the only thing that makes being does 1420 01:37:09,639 --> 01:37:16,679 whatever the feeling is 1421 01:37:14,280 --> 01:37:18,840 the air conditioner when it is 1422 01:37:16,679 --> 01:37:22,199 40° wide 1423 01:37:18,840 --> 01:37:25,910 Christmas scrolls through my phone 1424 01:37:22,199 --> 01:37:35,509 wondering who i will be 1425 01:37:25,910 --> 01:37:35,509 [Music] as 1426 01:37:35,520 --> 01:37:43,480 calls there I'm back out on 1427 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:46,599 the streets but only for 1428 01:37:43,480 --> 01:37:51,159 food items 1429 01:37:46,599 --> 01:37:54,920 movie candy now it's the bus the rats and 1430 01:37:51,159 --> 01:37:56,719 the race looks at old jimmy sure to collect 1431 01:37:54,920 --> 01:38:00,360 little 1432 01:37:56,719 --> 01:38:01,639 Grace I sit in a circle like one 1433 01:38:00,360 --> 01:38:04,679 grateful 1434 01:38:01,639 --> 01:38:06,480 square in the past and future neither 1435 01:38:04,679 --> 01:38:12,560 here or there as 1436 01:38:06,480 --> 01:38:18,159 a faded bubble a cafe up on 1437 01:38:12,560 --> 01:38:18,159 the street that hangs its cheer all year round no one 1438 01:38:21,599 --> 01:38:29,190 look beat SAG 1439 01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:30,639 ear up with the birds eat my C and 1440 01:38:29,190 --> 01:38:32,880 [Music] 1441 01:38:30,639 --> 01:38:37,960 put look at me 1442 01:38:32,880 --> 01:38:41,520 now into coffee number three before me 1443 01:38:37,960 --> 01:38:44,040 even started 1444 01:38:41,520 --> 01:38:47,159 the day all I have learned 1445 01:38:44,040 --> 01:38:52,960 turned into one 1446 01:38:47,159 --> 01:38:52,960 blood just has to stick to you 1447 01:38:53,679 --> 01:38:57,719 that 1448 01:38:55,360 --> 01:39:01,900 simply do yours 1449 01:38:57,719 --> 01:39:03,639 best take each day as it is 1450 01:39:01,900 --> 01:39:08,080 [Music] 1451 01:39:03,639 --> 01:39:12,080 comes staring into an open 1452 01:39:08,080 --> 01:39:12,080 fridge and watching