1 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,735 What can brown do for me? Move your fucking truck! 2 00:00:38,071 --> 00:00:40,062 Oh, what a weekend. 3 00:00:40,106 --> 00:00:41,903 I mean a three-day cruise 4 00:00:41,941 --> 00:00:44,967 and now we get to see your place in New York, honey. 5 00:00:45,011 --> 00:00:47,809 I personally am excited to meet Tim the boyfriend. 6 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:50,509 Oh yes, the boyfriend. 7 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,347 - You guys. - My little girl. 8 00:00:52,385 --> 00:00:55,047 - I hope you like him. - I'm sure we will, sweetie. 9 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,682 He sounds positively delightful. 10 00:00:57,724 --> 00:00:59,521 Tim! 11 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,619 What? Oh, Amy. I thought you guys were coming in tonight. 12 00:01:02,662 --> 00:01:04,459 - Who is she? - Who? 13 00:01:04,497 --> 00:01:05,862 - This woman? - Yes. 14 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:07,560 Or that woman? That's your mother, I assume. 15 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:09,795 - No, who is she? - Oh, my name's Debbie. 16 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,064 - That's Debbie. - Yeah. 17 00:01:11,104 --> 00:01:12,537 I'm sitting with Debbie. 18 00:01:12,572 --> 00:01:14,335 And what is Debbie doing here? 19 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,865 - She's an electrician. - Oh. 20 00:01:16,910 --> 00:01:18,275 That's what she does for a living. 21 00:01:18,311 --> 00:01:20,006 - An electrician? - Yeah. 22 00:01:20,046 --> 00:01:21,877 - So let's just... - Are you a prostitute? 23 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,974 - Oh, no. - What's happening? 24 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,247 Now you've crossed the line. 25 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,686 I don't allow that kind of language in this home. 26 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,951 - What a mouth. - What do you do? 27 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:34,517 I am a self-employed person. 28 00:01:34,561 --> 00:01:36,620 But occasionally 29 00:01:36,663 --> 00:01:39,461 - I do give a $10 BJ. - Oh-ho! 30 00:01:39,499 --> 00:01:41,899 - $10 BJ? - $10 BJ, what's that? 31 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:43,402 - What does that phrase mean? - I think I'm gonna be sick. 32 00:01:43,436 --> 00:01:45,495 - You should know. - What does BJ stand for? 33 00:01:45,538 --> 00:01:47,199 I can't believe you got a prostitute 34 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:49,367 while we're on a cruise. 35 00:01:49,409 --> 00:01:51,639 Let's... you know what? Let's change the subject. 36 00:01:51,678 --> 00:01:55,273 - How was the cruise? - Uh, it was lovely. 37 00:01:55,315 --> 00:01:58,079 - Thank you. - The shrimp was good. 38 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:01,884 - The shrimp was good? - Tim, we are not changing the subject. 39 00:02:01,921 --> 00:02:03,946 Was it like a shrimp cocktail or... 40 00:02:03,990 --> 00:02:07,084 - Just buffet. King size. - Buffet style. That's nice. 41 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:09,652 - That sounds like a nice cruise. - Tim! 42 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,687 - Yeah? - We are not changing the subject. 43 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,926 There is a prostitute sitting on our couch. 44 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:15,901 - Language. - You're still dwelling on that? 45 00:02:15,935 --> 00:02:19,098 - Yes! - I'm sure Tim has a good explanation. 46 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:21,403 Let's just pay the woman and be done with it. 47 00:02:21,441 --> 00:02:23,705 - Yes. - Miss, what does Timothy owe you? 48 00:02:23,743 --> 00:02:26,769 Oh, Timothy here owes me $300. 49 00:02:26,813 --> 00:02:29,407 - Good lord, for what? - That's too much. 50 00:02:29,449 --> 00:02:31,883 That's just too much money. 51 00:02:31,918 --> 00:02:35,354 Well, for house calls my rate is $50 flat. 52 00:02:35,388 --> 00:02:38,084 - That's fair. - Then there's another $50 53 00:02:38,124 --> 00:02:40,149 for a hurry-up-and-do-it-now rate. 54 00:02:40,193 --> 00:02:41,785 Okay. 55 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,194 And then you asked for the back-door action. 56 00:02:44,230 --> 00:02:46,198 - No no. - Back-door action? 57 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:48,564 - $200. - Tim, who are you? 58 00:02:48,601 --> 00:02:50,432 Who am I? I'm not the back-door guy. 59 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,597 Yes, you are. You called and said, 60 00:02:52,639 --> 00:02:55,574 "It's 9:00 a.m. Cock-a-doodle-doo. 61 00:02:55,608 --> 00:02:58,839 Send someone over for some back-door action at Tim's place." 62 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:01,073 No, I did not say cock-a-doodle-doo. 63 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:03,810 Okay, you know what? We're not having this conversation. 64 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,750 My parents are here for one night. 65 00:03:05,785 --> 00:03:08,481 - I want her gone. - All right, that's a good idea. 66 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:11,319 Why don't you guys go into the kitchen, start preparing dinner? 67 00:03:11,357 --> 00:03:14,724 We'll settle up and we'll have a nice night. 68 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,888 Amy, I don't know if you noticed, 69 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,727 I vacuumed. 70 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,800 Wow, that was not a good first impression. 71 00:03:24,837 --> 00:03:27,362 Is it because I mentioned the back-door action? 72 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:30,001 - That didn't help, I got to say. - Oh. 73 00:03:30,043 --> 00:03:33,012 - I obviously called you by mistake... - No, you didn't. 74 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:35,947 ...so if you could just leave. No hard feelings. 75 00:03:35,982 --> 00:03:38,780 Okay, I won't have any hard feelings 76 00:03:38,818 --> 00:03:40,445 when you cough up $300. 77 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:44,388 How about a free dinner? Free meatloaf? 78 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:47,154 Sugar, I don't want meatloaf. I want money. 79 00:03:47,193 --> 00:03:49,684 I don't have it. I don't make that much. 80 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:51,822 Well, then I'm calling Maurice. 81 00:03:51,864 --> 00:03:54,128 - Maurice? - Maurice. I'm calling him now. 82 00:03:54,167 --> 00:03:56,294 - You're calling Maurice? - I'm calling Maurice. 83 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,133 - Unbelievable. - Quiet. 84 00:03:58,171 --> 00:04:00,867 Just have Maurice send me an invoice. 85 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:03,967 - Oh, don't try that, honey. - Have Maurice... 86 00:04:04,010 --> 00:04:05,978 - Okay. - Maurice! 87 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,775 Yes, this is Debbie. 88 00:04:07,814 --> 00:04:11,614 I'm here with a young gentleman who owes me $300 89 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:14,484 and he wants to pay with meatloaf. 90 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,715 Explain to him how she's gonna prepare it. 91 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:19,520 Quiet, sugar. Is that okay? 92 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,050 All right. 93 00:04:22,095 --> 00:04:23,426 Bye, sugar. 94 00:04:23,463 --> 00:04:25,829 What did Maurice say? He's cool with that? 95 00:04:25,865 --> 00:04:28,493 - Oh, Maurice is coming over. - Maurice is coming over? 96 00:04:28,534 --> 00:04:30,798 Mind if I sit here for about 20 minutes? 97 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:38,035 You guys having fun? Enjoying yourselves? 98 00:04:38,077 --> 00:04:40,602 It's meatloaf night. 99 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,877 - It is meatloaf night. - Tim, is she gone? 100 00:04:42,915 --> 00:04:44,849 Uh, gone? No. 101 00:04:44,884 --> 00:04:48,251 Debbie's not gone, and just a quick FYI, 102 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:52,054 Maurice is gonna join us. Should be fun. 103 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,786 Catch up with you guys in a bit. 104 00:04:57,830 --> 00:05:00,822 This is not good. We only have four chairs. 105 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:02,926 We always only have four chairs, Tim. 106 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,994 I know. This is not good. Um... 107 00:05:05,038 --> 00:05:07,563 Would it be awkward if Debbie sits on my lap? 108 00:05:07,607 --> 00:05:09,336 - Um, yes it would. - That would be awkward? 109 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,240 - Yes, it would be really awkward. - Who else... 110 00:05:11,277 --> 00:05:13,370 - can she sit on your dad's lap? - No! 111 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:15,779 We got no choice. Do you want her to sit on your lap? 112 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:18,682 Okay, you know what? Fine. Just sit down. 113 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:21,653 - Let's work with what we have. - Yeah, let's do it. 114 00:05:21,688 --> 00:05:24,714 Mmm, two of my favorite things... 115 00:05:24,757 --> 00:05:27,248 meatloaf and giving a lap dance. 116 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,318 - No no, stop doing that. - Up and down. 117 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,852 - This is not a lap dance. - Up and down. 118 00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,228 Stop the up and down. 119 00:05:32,265 --> 00:05:34,733 - Tim, this is not a lap dance. - I'm well aware. 120 00:05:34,767 --> 00:05:36,598 - So, Timothy. - Yeah? 121 00:05:36,636 --> 00:05:39,799 You're the head of the household here. Would you like to say grace? 122 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:42,103 - Grace? I would love to say grace. - Excellent. 123 00:05:42,141 --> 00:05:44,905 - Say a little prayer to the Lord. - Oh, how nice. 124 00:05:44,944 --> 00:05:48,345 Lord, thank You for the blessings 125 00:05:48,381 --> 00:05:50,611 You have bestowed upon us. 126 00:05:50,650 --> 00:05:52,584 We pray for health, 127 00:05:52,618 --> 00:05:54,711 we pray for happiness, 128 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:58,747 and for the $300 I owe Maurice. 129 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:02,488 We really are hoping for that to come through. 130 00:06:02,528 --> 00:06:04,086 If You could set that up. 131 00:06:04,130 --> 00:06:06,997 And, uh, we pray for understanding. 132 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:10,298 - Mm-hmm. - As we all occasionally 133 00:06:10,336 --> 00:06:14,033 request back-door action by accident 134 00:06:14,073 --> 00:06:16,735 when we tried to call an electrician. 135 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:19,472 It happens. It simply happens. 136 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:21,639 And in Your name we pray. Amen. 137 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,740 Amen. 138 00:06:23,783 --> 00:06:27,014 - That was a very interesting prayer. - Thank you. 139 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:28,611 All right, let's just do this. 140 00:06:28,654 --> 00:06:30,417 Let's just have a nice dinner. 141 00:06:30,456 --> 00:06:32,583 Whoops, there's Maurice. 142 00:06:32,625 --> 00:06:35,389 That didn't last long. 143 00:06:35,428 --> 00:06:37,988 - Hello? - You don't let me upstairs 144 00:06:38,030 --> 00:06:41,295 I'm gonna take your head and shove it through your asshole. 145 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,768 Safe to assume that's Maurice? 146 00:06:43,803 --> 00:06:46,203 That's unmistakably Maurice. 147 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,639 - That's classic Maurice. - I'm waiting down here. 148 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:51,404 - Maurice, I'm buzzing you in. - Who's Maurice? 149 00:06:51,444 --> 00:06:54,607 Well, he says he works in financial retrieval, 150 00:06:54,647 --> 00:06:57,775 but that just means he's a pimp. 151 00:06:57,817 --> 00:06:59,944 - Okay, we're leaving. - You're leaving? 152 00:06:59,986 --> 00:07:01,749 What do you mean you're leaving? How's Maurice gonna feel? 153 00:07:01,788 --> 00:07:03,483 - Mom, Dad... - He just got here. 154 00:07:03,523 --> 00:07:05,115 ...let's just go out for a nice dinner 155 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,251 and then we'll get you back to your hotel. 156 00:07:07,293 --> 00:07:09,454 This is crazy. 157 00:07:09,495 --> 00:07:11,759 It was a pleasure meeting you, Timothy. 158 00:07:11,798 --> 00:07:13,459 The pleasure was all mine. 159 00:07:13,499 --> 00:07:16,229 If we never see each other again, son, good luck. 160 00:07:16,269 --> 00:07:18,237 Never see each other again? What happened here? 161 00:07:19,472 --> 00:07:21,702 You know, I think you made 162 00:07:21,741 --> 00:07:23,572 a better impression than you think. 163 00:07:23,609 --> 00:07:25,042 You think I made a good impression? 164 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:27,443 Mmm-hmm. See, if you ask me, 165 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,380 the fact that you vacuumed 166 00:07:29,415 --> 00:07:31,883 cancels out the back-door action. 167 00:07:31,918 --> 00:07:34,079 - I don't think it cancels it. - Well, maybe it... 168 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,953 - Whoops. - You got my money, bitch? 169 00:07:36,989 --> 00:07:38,251 What kind of entrance is that? 170 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,316 I want cash in my hand. 171 00:07:40,359 --> 00:07:42,327 - I don't have it. - What? 172 00:07:42,361 --> 00:07:44,329 - I don't have the money. - Then we're gonna have to barter. 173 00:07:44,363 --> 00:07:46,797 - Barter? - Let me see what I want in this place. 174 00:07:46,833 --> 00:07:48,391 - No. - TV sucks. 175 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:50,834 - You can't have that. - Furniture sucks. 176 00:07:50,870 --> 00:07:53,168 Man, I don't want any of this junk. 177 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:54,400 This place is beat, yo. 178 00:07:54,440 --> 00:07:57,136 - You want some meatloaf? - What? 179 00:07:57,176 --> 00:08:00,168 - I can give you half of the meatloaf. - Come on, man. 180 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,340 - You don't want it? - No. 181 00:08:02,381 --> 00:08:05,111 You're not being reasonable. You're really... 182 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:08,348 You better shut your mouth right now, son, and find my $300. 183 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,378 - You understand? - All right. Um... 184 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:13,859 how about some clothes? I can give you this shirt. 185 00:08:13,893 --> 00:08:17,124 Can you honestly picture me wearing a shirt like that? 186 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,563 I can. No offense, 187 00:08:19,599 --> 00:08:23,296 your look is a little... little expected. 188 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:24,860 What did you say? 189 00:08:24,904 --> 00:08:26,496 I just said it's like a parody. 190 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,598 If this was a TV sitcom, 191 00:08:28,641 --> 00:08:31,371 the pimp would look like you. 192 00:08:31,410 --> 00:08:33,105 Maybe you got a point. 193 00:08:33,145 --> 00:08:35,306 You know what? I think I do. Here, try my shirt on. 194 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,576 A'ight. 195 00:08:38,818 --> 00:08:41,616 Oh, that is precious. 196 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,383 - That's working. - You know what? 197 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,686 I think this is a good look for me. 198 00:08:45,725 --> 00:08:47,352 - That's a very good look. - Yeah. 199 00:08:47,393 --> 00:08:49,361 You could be a pimp or a CPA. 200 00:08:49,395 --> 00:08:51,260 - I look hard in this. - It's nice. 201 00:08:51,297 --> 00:08:53,356 Check this angle. Bam! 202 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:55,492 - Bam. - Feel that? 203 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,298 Watch this. I could slap too in this thing. 204 00:08:57,336 --> 00:08:58,894 - Bam! - Bam! 205 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,872 Slap you up, bitch. Give me my money. 206 00:09:00,907 --> 00:09:02,431 - Okay. - Feels good. Feels good. 207 00:09:02,475 --> 00:09:06,206 It looks good. It suits your job and your lifestyle. 208 00:09:06,245 --> 00:09:09,442 What you think, Debbie? Do I look like a badass pimp? 209 00:09:09,482 --> 00:09:12,815 Oh, with some nice chinos, I think you would. 210 00:09:12,852 --> 00:09:14,649 - Those chinos? - Mmm-hmm. 211 00:09:14,687 --> 00:09:16,314 - These? You want these? - Yeah. 212 00:09:16,355 --> 00:09:18,323 - Let's do it. - Why don't you take them pants off? 213 00:09:18,357 --> 00:09:21,815 I'll take them off right now if that makes this go away. 214 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:24,927 That's a good look. 215 00:09:24,964 --> 00:09:27,091 I think this might be a good look for me. 216 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,327 I don't know, you know? 217 00:09:28,367 --> 00:09:30,631 I mean, you don't find a lot of pimps shopping at The Gap... 218 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:32,365 - You're right. ...or Banana Republic. 219 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:34,930 Tim, I think you did a very good job. 220 00:09:34,974 --> 00:09:37,636 - I'm glad it worked out. - You might have changed my life. 221 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,510 I got a dream now. You know what I'm saying? I feel good in these things. 222 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,878 This is emotional. 223 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,780 You're a good guy. 224 00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,341 Wow, you're not crying, are you? 225 00:09:46,385 --> 00:09:49,218 No, I'm not. I will shiv you quicker than you can blink. 226 00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:51,587 All right, obviously you're not crying. 227 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:54,092 I'm gonna show myself out. 228 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,993 All right. That worked out. That's nice. Happy ending. 229 00:09:57,029 --> 00:09:59,964 Or as I like to say, back to the meatloaf. 230 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:02,968 Should I put something on? 231 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:05,402 No, I'm used to that look. 232 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:08,532 This dinner really took a weird... a weird turn. 233 00:10:08,574 --> 00:10:10,405 - Didn't it though? - Yeah. 234 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:13,071 Yeah, I think it's nice, though. 235 00:10:13,112 --> 00:10:15,444 - You're a very good host. - Thank you. 236 00:10:15,481 --> 00:10:16,778 - You know, Tim? - Yeah? 237 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:20,479 Most people have never treated me as nice as you have. 238 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:22,146 Well, I try to be nice. 239 00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:24,713 Oh, you're very nice. 240 00:10:24,757 --> 00:10:27,089 - Now I want to do something for you. - Okay. 241 00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,219 How about... 242 00:10:29,261 --> 00:10:30,751 a half price BJ? 243 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:33,321 - No no. - Doesn't that sound fun? 244 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:36,267 It actually does, but let's just not go there. 245 00:10:36,302 --> 00:10:37,428 Okay, baby. I understand. 246 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,961 How about a little peck on the cheek? 247 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,941 - You want to peck me on the cheek? - Yeah, or a hug? 248 00:10:42,975 --> 00:10:44,772 - That seems pretty innocent. - Okay. 249 00:10:44,810 --> 00:10:47,404 - Come here. - Let's do that. 250 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,009 Okay, that's not a peck. 251 00:10:53,786 --> 00:10:55,481 Tim? 252 00:10:55,521 --> 00:10:57,216 - Amy? - Hello. 253 00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,848 What are you doing? 254 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:01,052 What am I doing or how am I doing? 255 00:11:01,093 --> 00:11:02,492 What are you doing? 256 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:04,257 Listen, don't rush to judgment 257 00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,821 just because I'm nude and we're making out. 258 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:08,834 Unbelievable. 259 00:11:08,868 --> 00:11:10,733 I vacuumed. 260 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,379 Hey, Rodney, everything good? 261 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,475 Yeah, man. Hanging large, know what I mean? 262 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:28,009 - Uh, kind of. - Good, good. 263 00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,522 Hey, you know, Timbo, I've kind of always considered you 264 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,251 to be one of my closest friends, man. 265 00:11:32,291 --> 00:11:33,815 - Closest? - Yeah. 266 00:11:33,859 --> 00:11:36,760 We've never spoken outside of the desk area here, you know? 267 00:11:36,796 --> 00:11:39,731 Still, you get to know a guy when you make small talk and whatnot. 268 00:11:39,765 --> 00:11:42,029 - You know what my last name is? - No idea. 269 00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,502 Anyway, I want to invite you and Stu to my bachelor party. 270 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,834 - You're getting married? - Yeah. 271 00:11:45,871 --> 00:11:47,771 - To who? - Oh, dude, some broad. 272 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:49,172 - Some broad? - So here's the deal. 273 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:52,109 The party is going to just be, boom, fantastic. 274 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:54,840 I rented out a club. It's gonna be 20 guys, 275 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,713 20 strippers and, bam, a midget. 276 00:11:57,750 --> 00:11:59,547 There's gonna be a midget at the party? 277 00:11:59,585 --> 00:12:01,382 I know, a midget, man. You know what I mean? 278 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,978 - That sounds crazy. - Rodney, Rodney. 279 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,819 - Alan, what's up? - I'm 4'11". 280 00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:06,290 All right? 4'11". 281 00:12:06,325 --> 00:12:08,520 I'm happy to come to these parties of yours, 282 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,927 but please stop telling people I'm a midget, man. 283 00:12:10,963 --> 00:12:13,227 Alan, dude, you are a small guy. It's just... 284 00:12:13,265 --> 00:12:15,062 It's ignorant and hurtful. 285 00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,728 - Come on, dude. - I'm 4'11". 286 00:12:16,769 --> 00:12:19,431 Both of you need to get ready to party Rodney style. 287 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,463 - You know what I mean? - I don't, but... 288 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,475 Chicks and midgets. Bam! 289 00:12:28,981 --> 00:12:31,279 This is partying Rodney style? 290 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:34,184 Yeah, I don't know what to say, man. 291 00:12:34,220 --> 00:12:36,450 I mean, maybe everybody's running late. 292 00:12:36,489 --> 00:12:38,650 - Everybody? - What about the strippers? 293 00:12:38,691 --> 00:12:41,683 - Uh, yeah, they all called in sick. - All 20? 294 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,252 They said there's some kind of flu bug going around. 295 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:47,060 You know, there was some kind of, like, virus that was stuck to the pole. 296 00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,761 Then when they rubbed their junk on it, they all got sick. 297 00:12:49,802 --> 00:12:52,532 - I guess that's the way it goes. - I read about that online. 298 00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:55,335 - Yo yo yo yo yo yo, gentlemen. - Yo? 299 00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:57,035 You ready to get this party started? 300 00:12:57,076 --> 00:12:58,839 - I don't think we are, actually. - Yes! 301 00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,607 Please, let's do it. When people finally get here 302 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:01,943 I want this thing to be cracking. 303 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,449 All right. Then come on down, motherfuckers! 304 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,474 - Who's he talking to? - He got so angry. 305 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,488 Let's get this fucking party started! 306 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,490 - Language. - Yeah, you don't have to curse. 307 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:14,925 - You, asshole, on the floor. - Really, I got to stop you right there. 308 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,894 - Now! Now! Now! - I do not appreciate... 309 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:20,296 - Jesus. - Let's get this motherfucker popping! 310 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:22,391 Let's start bumping. 311 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:25,494 I appreciate the rhyme, but I'm still not onboard. 312 00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:29,133 With bitches on the floor, we party all the more. 313 00:13:29,175 --> 00:13:30,699 - What did he call us? - Bitches, dude. 314 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,335 We're acting like bitches. Come on, guys, 315 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,970 let's just dance a little bit, please. 316 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,537 - The three of us? - Tim. 317 00:13:35,581 --> 00:13:37,776 All right. All right, motherfuckers. 318 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,217 - Yes. - This bitch is ready to turn it loose. 319 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,049 Heat! Heat! 320 00:13:42,087 --> 00:13:43,918 Dance! Heat! 321 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,652 Man meat! Dance! 322 00:13:46,692 --> 00:13:48,216 Is it just me or is this perhaps 323 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,421 the gayest bachelor party in the history of the world? 324 00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,986 Got to be top 10. 325 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,499 Guys, I'm getting in the cage and I'm taking off my shirt. 326 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,830 - Oh no. - Oh, God. 327 00:13:55,868 --> 00:13:58,029 No, this is not what people do at bachelor parties. 328 00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,095 This is what I'm doing right now. 329 00:14:00,139 --> 00:14:02,869 One motherfucker in the house getting it. 330 00:14:02,908 --> 00:14:04,933 Caged heat! Caged heat! 331 00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:06,638 Caged heat! Caged heat! 332 00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:09,011 Rodney, I'm begging with you to get out of that cage. 333 00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,812 - Why, man? I'm digging this. - If people show up... 334 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,445 You're dancing in a cage for two guys. All right? 335 00:14:14,486 --> 00:14:17,353 That is not your traditional straight man's bachelor party. 336 00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,414 All right, all right. Cut the music, cut the music. 337 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:24,622 Wow, that was incredibly awkward. 338 00:14:24,663 --> 00:14:27,427 - Man, this is depressing. - That never happened, okay? 339 00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:28,728 No one showed up but you guys. 340 00:14:28,767 --> 00:14:30,598 I know, and I don't even want to be here. 341 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,696 - I know that I'm loud and obnoxious... - True. 342 00:14:33,739 --> 00:14:35,206 ...and grab people and stuff. 343 00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,232 But, I don't know. I thought people liked me. 344 00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,335 Rodney, some people like you. 345 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,710 - People know who you are. - Yeah, you're well-known. 346 00:14:41,747 --> 00:14:45,080 Dude, I'm kind of embarrassed to go to work tomorrow. 347 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,846 What am I gonna tell everybody? 348 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,719 We'll make up stories. How's that sound? 349 00:14:49,755 --> 00:14:52,417 Make it sound like a crazy fun party. 350 00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:55,621 All your friends were here and everyone will wish they came. 351 00:14:55,661 --> 00:14:57,322 You guys would do that for me? 352 00:14:57,363 --> 00:14:59,297 Yeah, who cares? Yeah. 353 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,162 - I don't give a shit. - All right? 354 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,532 All right. Yeah, I'm on this, man. 355 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,059 Okay, I got it, I got it. 356 00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,368 Stu, you greased up two chicks in the cage 357 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,533 and had your way with them while someone was videotaping. 358 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,133 It'll be on YouTube next week. 359 00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,803 I can't wait to see the footage. 360 00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:15,712 And me, uh, the bartender gave me this look and I was like, 361 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,477 "What?" and he was like "What?" And then I kicked his ass. 362 00:15:17,516 --> 00:15:19,711 That's pretty good. That sounds like a fun party. 363 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,481 How about me? What did I do? 364 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:24,216 Oh, oh, Timbo, you just threw up 365 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,087 all over yourself and then you went home early. 366 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,491 - What? No. - Yeah. 367 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:30,119 - It's perfect. - No, give me a good story. 368 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:31,629 Give me something with a stripper. 369 00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,858 You puked on a stripper. 370 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,298 - Why am I puking at all? - It fits you. 371 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,165 - No, it doesn't. - Totally. Like a glove. 372 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:39,136 Let's do something with me in the cage with like a... 373 00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,105 I got it. Tim drank too much 374 00:15:41,140 --> 00:15:43,665 - and took a dump in his pants. - Oh, perfect. 375 00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,370 I don't like the story. 376 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,437 I don't like the general themes you're exploring. 377 00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:50,448 Tim, if we exaggerate no one will believe us. 378 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:52,609 It has to be authentic to you, 379 00:15:52,651 --> 00:15:54,846 who you are around the office and stuff. 380 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,377 - That's who I am? - Yeah. 381 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,946 Remember, we're doing this for Rodney. 382 00:15:57,990 --> 00:15:59,548 Yeah, come on, Tim. 383 00:15:59,591 --> 00:16:02,025 Let's just come up with a good one for me. 384 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:03,961 All right, Tim. You know what? Let me sleep on it 385 00:16:03,996 --> 00:16:05,793 and I'll have something good for you in the morning. 386 00:16:05,831 --> 00:16:07,731 - Something fun? - Fun, exciting. 387 00:16:07,766 --> 00:16:09,427 You know, but authentic. 388 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:14,603 - Oh, dude, you should've been there. - Oh yeah? 389 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,471 - It was like midgets everywhere. - Oh my God. 390 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,373 - And you should have seen Stu. - Yeah? 391 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:21,573 He's in this cage with this chick that's dressed up like a cheetah 392 00:16:21,613 --> 00:16:23,547 and he's like in this safari outfit 393 00:16:23,582 --> 00:16:25,413 but he's got like this big tub of Vaseline 394 00:16:25,451 --> 00:16:27,544 and he's just like rubbing it all over 395 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:29,884 and making out with her. You know what I mean? 396 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,685 And I was just getting mine too. It was cool. 397 00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,919 - Oh man, I always miss the... - Hey. 398 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:35,290 Hey. 399 00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,659 The boss wants to see me? Is that true? 400 00:16:37,696 --> 00:16:40,130 Yeah yeah. You can head right in. 401 00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:42,065 All right. Sorry for interrupting. 402 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,193 - Hey, Tim. - Yeah? 403 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:46,500 It's gonna be okay, man. 404 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:50,065 I mean, l... just keep your head up high. 405 00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:53,340 - All right. - All right. 406 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,438 Great. 407 00:16:55,481 --> 00:16:57,244 Ah, Timothy. 408 00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,909 - Yes? - Come in, come in. 409 00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,714 - Close the door too, please. - Close the door? 410 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:02,311 - Yeah, shut the door. - Okay. 411 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,480 Sit down, please. Or don't sit. 412 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,513 You don't have to sit. 413 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,889 - I'll stand. - Great. 414 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,655 - Hi. - Hey. 415 00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:12,994 I understand you attended Rodney's bachelor party last night. 416 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,728 Oh, that. Yeah, we had a good time. 417 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,895 - Really? You had a great time? - So much fun. 418 00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,530 - Huh. - Rodney had a lot of friends there. 419 00:17:20,572 --> 00:17:22,472 - Right. - It got pretty nuts. 420 00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:24,442 A lot of good close friends. 421 00:17:24,476 --> 00:17:27,570 Listen, I'm all for some light-hearted shenanigans, 422 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:29,740 but I have to say that I'm a little concerned 423 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,613 about you in particular. 424 00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:33,777 What did... I was just at the party. 425 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:36,310 - Hmm, really? - Yeah. 426 00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,516 I'm hearing a couple of stories, 427 00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:42,220 and your story strikes me as just a little freaky. 428 00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:44,729 - My story? - Yeah. 429 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:46,663 Did I, um... 430 00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:49,098 did I do something with a stripper? I don't even remember. 431 00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:50,761 - No no. - What did I do? 432 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,863 Well, it's my understanding that you were raped by a bum. 433 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,430 Come again? 434 00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,874 - Raped by a bum. - No. No, my story... 435 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:00,276 - I kicked some guy's ass. - No, you were raped by a bum. 436 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,177 - I went home with a stripper. - I'm sorry, I'm confused. 437 00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,476 Are you saying Rodney's a liar? 438 00:18:03,515 --> 00:18:07,042 Um... can I have a minute? 439 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,986 - Rodney? - Yeah? 440 00:18:09,021 --> 00:18:10,454 Raped by a bum? 441 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:12,081 Right in the backside. You know what I mean? 442 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:14,149 - That's not a good story. - Why not, man? It fits you. 443 00:18:14,193 --> 00:18:16,593 - It fits me? No. - Yeah, you're like a frail guy. 444 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:19,654 I can see like some homeless drunk taking advantage of you. 445 00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:22,667 - No, it's not a good story. - If you're not into it... 446 00:18:22,701 --> 00:18:25,295 - Get in there, tell him the truth. - Okay, fine. 447 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,703 Yeah, I'm a good storyteller, Tim. I'll rework it. 448 00:18:27,739 --> 00:18:30,105 - Let's rework it a lot. - Yeah. 449 00:18:30,142 --> 00:18:32,201 Hey, boss. 450 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,939 Uh, I wanted to clear something up with you. 451 00:18:33,979 --> 00:18:35,810 - Yes, Rodney, go. - You're not gonna believe this, 452 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:38,783 but there was a misunderstanding between you and me earlier. 453 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:40,250 - Oh? - This is crazy. 454 00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,082 Tim wasn't raped by a bum. 455 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,284 - He... he wasn't raped? - No, I thought I made this clear, 456 00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:49,090 but he actually bought drapes for a bum. 457 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,495 Drapes? You bought drapes for a bum? 458 00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:54,658 I did. I bought drapes. 459 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,930 - I, um... - He left the party and... 460 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,563 I just cut out and went to Bloomingdale's. 461 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,300 - I don't believe you. - You don't believe me? 462 00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,240 - No, I don't believe either of you. - Okay. 463 00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,470 - Okay? What happened? - Rodney. 464 00:19:05,511 --> 00:19:06,842 - What? - It's very noble of you 465 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,779 to try and cover for Tim, 466 00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,805 but the reality is 467 00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,249 a bum stuck his penis inside of Tim. 468 00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:15,810 That much has been established. It's clear. 469 00:19:15,854 --> 00:19:18,220 - Let's not lock that down just yet. - Tim, it's been established. 470 00:19:18,257 --> 00:19:20,418 - Please stop saying that. - No, it's true. It happened. 471 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,859 - That did not... the details of it... - He bought drapes. 472 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,920 Tim, I'm sending you to Human Resources 473 00:19:24,963 --> 00:19:27,090 for some mandatory counseling. 474 00:19:27,132 --> 00:19:28,690 - Counseling? - Counseling. 475 00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:29,996 - Marie. - Don't bother Marie. 476 00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:32,026 I'm sending Tim down your way. 477 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:33,697 Because he was raped by a bum last night? 478 00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,570 - Exactly. - All right. 479 00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:39,168 Wow, word travels fast. 480 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:44,043 - Hey, Marie. - Tim, how are you? 481 00:19:44,082 --> 00:19:46,710 - Doing all right. - I have a couple of questions. 482 00:19:46,752 --> 00:19:48,743 - All right, let's just... - We'll just wrap this up. 483 00:19:48,787 --> 00:19:50,254 - Yeah. - And then you can put 484 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:51,722 this entire ordeal behind you... 485 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:53,349 - That's what l... ...so to speak. 486 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,485 Behind me. 487 00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,927 Just a little bum-rape humor. I'm sorry. 488 00:19:57,963 --> 00:20:00,761 Bum rape humor? That's not a genre of humor. 489 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,426 Anyway, if you could describe exactly 490 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,435 what happened between you and this homeless man. 491 00:20:04,469 --> 00:20:06,369 - To be perfectly honest... - Yes, please. 492 00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,465 ...it never happened. The event did not take place. 493 00:20:09,508 --> 00:20:11,339 Tim, you're in denial. 494 00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,469 - No, I'm coming clean. - No. 495 00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:16,948 You continue to say no. That's an indication of denial. 496 00:20:16,982 --> 00:20:19,246 - No. - No. See? It's right there. 497 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,809 Tim, I'm worried. I'm afraid this man could strike again. 498 00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:24,481 No, let's just assume that's not gonna happen. 499 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,787 We can't take the chance. I'm gonna need to contact the police. 500 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:28,816 He seemed like a good guy. Don't bug him. 501 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:31,658 - I need to call the cops right now. - No no, don't call them. 502 00:20:31,697 --> 00:20:33,187 Tim, it's Omnicorp policy. 503 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:36,724 Omnicorp has a policy on bum rape? 504 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,862 My hands are tied... as I'm sure yours were. 505 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,998 I'm sorry. 506 00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,598 You should not be the HR lady. 507 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:46,372 - You really should not. - Oh, man. Yeah. 508 00:20:48,647 --> 00:20:51,081 - Hey, Tim. Thanks for coming by. - Okay. 509 00:20:51,116 --> 00:20:52,811 Listen, we rounded up all the homeless men 510 00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:54,614 within a five-block radius of the crime site. 511 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:56,712 All we need is a positive ID of this bum 512 00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:58,416 and you can be on your way back home, okay? 513 00:20:58,457 --> 00:21:01,392 - Whatever puts this to an end. - Great. 514 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,860 Bum number one, please reenact the crime. 515 00:21:03,895 --> 00:21:05,760 Uh, what do I do? 516 00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:08,960 You've got to pretend you're having sexual relationships with this man. 517 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,401 With this guy? Can I touch him? 518 00:21:11,436 --> 00:21:12,801 - Can you touch him? - No no. 519 00:21:12,838 --> 00:21:14,567 - That might be good for you, Tim. - No. 520 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,574 It's very realistic to be touched. Maybe that'll help. 521 00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,735 - You know what? Yes, touch him, bum. - All right. 522 00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:20,369 That's really the way you do these things? 523 00:21:20,412 --> 00:21:23,609 Here we go. 524 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,583 No, it's not him. 525 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,278 It's not the guy. Let's get number two. 526 00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:29,082 - That's not the guy? - It's so not the guy. 527 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,055 - Really, you sure? - I'm so positive. 528 00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:33,455 Maybe it'll jog your memory if he took his clothes off. 529 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,960 - No, that would not help. - Bum number one... 530 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:37,928 - I want to go. ...could you please get naked for us? 531 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,557 - All right. - This is not how lineups usually work. 532 00:21:40,599 --> 00:21:42,157 - That's better. - That doesn't help at all? 533 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:43,428 - It doesn't. - You sure, Tim? 534 00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:45,129 It was dark. It was behind a dumpster. 535 00:21:45,170 --> 00:21:46,899 - Look at his body. - Yeah. 536 00:21:46,938 --> 00:21:49,065 Get a good look at his body, Tim. 537 00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:50,972 My face was in the dirt. 538 00:21:51,009 --> 00:21:52,840 Whoa, hey. Excuse me. 539 00:21:52,878 --> 00:21:55,403 Sergeant, we have a development on this case here. 540 00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:57,608 - What's the development? - Development? 541 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,345 We got the security tape from the crime site. 542 00:22:00,385 --> 00:22:03,047 - It's pretty revealing. - Why do you keep talking? Put it in. 543 00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,885 - All right. - Security tape? 544 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:07,619 - Who's that? - Looks like you, Tim. 545 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:11,254 - Those tapes are so grainy. - Rodney, we're gonna make up stories. 546 00:22:11,296 --> 00:22:13,264 We're gonna make up fake stories, 547 00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:16,165 make everyone at work think they missed a great party. 548 00:22:16,201 --> 00:22:18,499 - Huh. - Wow. 549 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:20,732 - Wow. - I got a question for you, Tim. 550 00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:23,206 - Yeah? - There was no bum rape, was there? 551 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:25,402 You know what? I've got to come clean here. 552 00:22:25,444 --> 00:22:28,072 There was no bum rape. It never happened. 553 00:22:28,113 --> 00:22:30,274 - I'm glad we settled this. - Never happened? 554 00:22:30,315 --> 00:22:33,148 Sorry to inconvenience you guys. I'll be on my way. 555 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,518 - On no. - And sorry to inconvenience the bums. 556 00:22:36,555 --> 00:22:39,046 No no no no. It's not gonna happen like that, Tim. 557 00:22:39,091 --> 00:22:40,752 - No? - No. What was this? 558 00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,522 - What do you mean? - Was this your 15 minutes of fame? 559 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:46,292 - Fame? No. - Yeah, you want to be on "60 Minutes"? 560 00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:47,855 You wanna go, "Oh, look at me, I'm Tim. 561 00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,332 I'm the guy who got raped by a bum." 562 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,802 - That's the opposite of what I want. - Want to shake hands 563 00:22:51,837 --> 00:22:54,135 - with Oprah Winfrey? - Not really. 564 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:55,799 - You wanna go on "The View"? - No no. 565 00:22:55,841 --> 00:22:57,638 I'd like for this to fly under the radar. 566 00:22:57,676 --> 00:22:59,234 No, you're gonna get your wish, sonny boy. 567 00:22:59,277 --> 00:23:02,041 - I am? - You're getting your big old wish. 568 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,911 - No, please don't give me my wish. - Yeah. 569 00:23:03,949 --> 00:23:05,883 I'm gonna give you your wish. You're either going on TV 570 00:23:05,917 --> 00:23:08,511 or you're going in jail. Your choice, Timmy. 571 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:11,215 Those aren't good choices. 572 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,122 Tonight on "60 Minutes"... 573 00:23:16,161 --> 00:23:18,857 the Chinese economy shows no signs of slowing, 574 00:23:18,897 --> 00:23:21,127 but at what cost to the environment? 575 00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,657 Then a one-on-one with Tim 576 00:23:23,702 --> 00:23:27,069 who was raped by a bum behind a filthy dumpster. 577 00:23:27,105 --> 00:23:29,403 What was it like? 578 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:32,808 Anyone that's been raped by a bum knows the drill. 579 00:23:32,844 --> 00:23:36,280 He pretty much took his pants off and went crazy. 580 00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,684 What the fuck? 581 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,516 Did I not tell you that story?