1 00:00:36,625 --> 00:00:37,750 Michi, we need to talk. 2 00:00:39,625 --> 00:00:42,708 The last few months have made it clear to me 3 00:00:43,208 --> 00:00:45,208 that we want different things from life. 4 00:00:46,083 --> 00:00:48,166 You're taking over your parents' farm now 5 00:00:48,291 --> 00:00:50,375 and you're talking about having children. 6 00:00:50,833 --> 00:00:51,791 Children, Michi. 7 00:00:53,458 --> 00:00:55,125 I still want to see the world, 8 00:00:55,250 --> 00:00:57,958 maybe I want to study or move to a different city ... 9 00:00:58,583 --> 00:00:59,875 I don't know. 10 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:03,833 But we shouldn't stand in eachother's way. 11 00:01:07,625 --> 00:01:09,625 And that's why I have to break up with you. 12 00:01:20,083 --> 00:01:21,083 And? 13 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:27,125 - That one was a bit harsh. - You don't want a hard "I'm breaking up", 14 00:01:27,250 --> 00:01:30,708 nor a padded, softer "I'm breaking up". - Yes, I know. 15 00:01:30,833 --> 00:01:33,083 - So? - I just don't want to hurt him. 16 00:01:33,708 --> 00:01:36,500 And maybe I'll regret my decision in a few months. 17 00:01:36,625 --> 00:01:38,375 You know, I do love him. 18 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,000 We just want different things. 19 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:41,750 Okay, then tell him that! 20 00:01:42,791 --> 00:01:46,208 Tell him, you don't know right now, but you can't go on like this. 21 00:01:46,333 --> 00:01:50,166 You might still make up your mind and be back on his doorstep in a few months. 22 00:01:50,875 --> 00:01:52,916 Then he'll be waiting for you forever. 23 00:01:53,041 --> 00:01:54,875 Dad, please. 24 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:00,291 Shit. 25 00:02:11,125 --> 00:02:12,125 Okay. 26 00:02:13,458 --> 00:02:15,500 I'll just go in there and get it over with. 27 00:02:15,625 --> 00:02:17,458 - Yes, totally. You can do it. - Okay. 28 00:02:17,583 --> 00:02:19,500 Just end it. Now. 29 00:02:20,041 --> 00:02:21,041 Now. 30 00:02:22,708 --> 00:02:24,833 - Resi, now. - Yes. Now. 31 00:02:45,541 --> 00:02:47,583 Sophie, could you not? 32 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:49,458 Okay, I'll turn it off. 33 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:54,208 Sorry. 34 00:02:58,791 --> 00:02:59,791 Good. 35 00:03:02,125 --> 00:03:05,750 If she loves him, why is she breaking up with him? 36 00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:08,791 Because they're not meant for each other. 37 00:03:10,541 --> 00:03:12,500 And she noticed that just now. 38 00:03:12,625 --> 00:03:14,833 Some things you don't notice right away. 39 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:16,583 Just ask Mom. 40 00:03:20,166 --> 00:03:21,958 No, I didn't mean it like that. 41 00:03:35,541 --> 00:03:36,750 Michi, we need to talk. 42 00:03:38,125 --> 00:03:40,000 - Over the last few years I've realized ... 43 00:03:40,083 --> 00:03:41,625 - Resi, I have to tell you something. 44 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,291 What? 45 00:03:51,458 --> 00:03:52,625 I have a tumor. 46 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:58,916 Resi, do you remember, when we were on the mountain with the others. 47 00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:01,916 We said that we'd all one day scatter our ashes up there. 48 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:06,041 Resi, you'll have to do that for me now. 49 00:04:06,166 --> 00:04:08,375 My parents will want me buried in the cemetery, 50 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,791 but I don't want that. - Michi, don't say that. 51 00:04:17,833 --> 00:04:20,625 Resi, worst case scenario, we only have half a year left. 52 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:25,791 - Yes, worst case scenario. - Yes. 53 00:04:27,041 --> 00:04:28,541 Worst case scenario, Resi. 54 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,958 Doesn't have to be worst case ... 55 00:04:45,833 --> 00:04:47,208 I'm sorry, Resi. 56 00:04:50,041 --> 00:04:51,541 What did you want to tell me? 57 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:06,416 Nothing. 58 00:05:40,791 --> 00:05:44,166 3 YEARS LATER... 59 00:05:51,166 --> 00:05:55,041 WAGNER FAMILY FARM MILK - EGGS - CHEESE 60 00:06:11,458 --> 00:06:13,375 Hey, where's the mourning ribbon? 61 00:06:16,458 --> 00:06:18,166 - We must have forgotten it. - We? 62 00:06:18,583 --> 00:06:19,583 Yes. 63 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,500 So it's not in the car? 64 00:06:22,833 --> 00:06:24,000 No. 65 00:06:24,125 --> 00:06:27,166 If I go looking in the trunk right now, it won't be in there by any chance? 66 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,291 No. 67 00:06:30,291 --> 00:06:31,500 I see. 68 00:06:51,791 --> 00:06:52,791 Excuse me. 69 00:06:55,166 --> 00:06:56,833 - Oh God. - Oh, dear. Oh dear. 70 00:06:56,958 --> 00:06:58,208 Oh God, I'm so sorry. 71 00:06:58,333 --> 00:06:59,625 - Just a moment. - I ... 72 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:23,166 Don't worry, it's not the first time this happened. 73 00:07:27,375 --> 00:07:28,916 Everything's back! 74 00:07:29,875 --> 00:07:32,833 What are you doing here? The funeral starts in an hour. 75 00:07:32,958 --> 00:07:36,083 Yeah, I just wanted to be alone with him for a bit. 76 00:07:37,750 --> 00:07:39,500 - Are you his girlfriend? - Yes. 77 00:07:40,291 --> 00:07:41,791 - Condolences. - Condolences. 78 00:07:44,375 --> 00:07:45,625 Well ... 79 00:07:46,583 --> 00:07:49,083 Would you like to be alone with him? 80 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:50,958 Yes, that would be nice. 81 00:07:51,083 --> 00:07:52,291 - Of course. - Of course. 82 00:07:52,416 --> 00:07:53,708 Yes. 83 00:07:56,666 --> 00:07:58,291 - Yes. - Yes. 84 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:37,500 Hi. 85 00:08:37,916 --> 00:08:39,416 Why did you park right here? 86 00:08:39,541 --> 00:08:41,166 - Hm? - Why did you park here? 87 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:42,958 Oh, it's closer to the funeral. 88 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:44,625 Yes, but next to Michi's farm. 89 00:08:44,750 --> 00:08:47,625 - Hi, how are you? - Hi Fipsi. 90 00:08:48,666 --> 00:08:50,750 - Philipp. - He's all grown up now. 91 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:52,375 Hi, Mel. 92 00:08:52,916 --> 00:08:56,416 Good, can we go? Before Michi's parents come out. 93 00:08:58,500 --> 00:09:00,208 I thought we'd walk there? 94 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:03,208 Guys? Come on. 95 00:09:03,333 --> 00:09:04,541 Let's go. 96 00:09:06,833 --> 00:09:08,000 But why- ? 97 00:09:11,583 --> 00:09:13,916 Okay, what's going on? 98 00:09:14,041 --> 00:09:16,708 Do you remember the first time we were on top of Rotkopf mountain? 99 00:09:16,833 --> 00:09:19,583 - When we tried to ... with the apple. - Right. 100 00:09:19,708 --> 00:09:21,583 And Fipsi passed out. 101 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:23,916 I didn't pass out, okay? I was thinking. 102 00:09:24,041 --> 00:09:26,000 Do you remember what Michi said there? 103 00:09:26,125 --> 00:09:28,791 - Yes, that he wanted to stay there forever. - Yes. 104 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:29,791 What else? 105 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:32,375 That when we die, we'd scatter our ashes on the mountain. 106 00:09:32,500 --> 00:09:34,291 That we'll still be united in death. 107 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:37,416 It's stupid, in Germany you can't just scatter them. 108 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,833 Exactly, and that's why we should go now. 109 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,583 Please don't tell me you stole his ashes. 110 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:49,458 Whoa. 111 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,541 What? It sucks to just let everyone think they're burying Michi. 112 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:58,041 - No, I left some of him there. - Seriously? 113 00:09:58,166 --> 00:10:00,375 Now everyone gets what they want. Right? 114 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:01,833 You'll go to hell for that. 115 00:10:01,958 --> 00:10:03,416 Yes, but it was his last wish. 116 00:10:04,166 --> 00:10:05,166 Come on. 117 00:10:08,416 --> 00:10:11,041 Okay. Fipsi, what do you think? 118 00:10:15,625 --> 00:10:18,250 It would mean a lot to Michi, if you were there with us. 119 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:25,000 "It would mean a lot to Michi, if you were there with us." 120 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:26,833 That means yes. 121 00:10:28,333 --> 00:10:29,125 Shit. 122 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:30,208 Okay. 123 00:10:40,666 --> 00:10:42,333 How are you? 124 00:10:47,166 --> 00:10:48,500 Look. 125 00:10:50,291 --> 00:10:51,166 Australia? 126 00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:52,833 Oh wow! When are you going? 127 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,125 The day after tomorrow. 128 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:55,500 Down Under. 129 00:10:58,458 --> 00:10:59,833 You deserve it. 130 00:11:00,375 --> 00:11:01,375 Thank you. 131 00:11:04,208 --> 00:11:05,041 Oh shit. 132 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:09,916 Typical. 133 00:11:10,041 --> 00:11:11,500 Please just shut up, Mel. 134 00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:14,875 I didn't say anything, okay? 135 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:16,875 Yes, "typical". 136 00:11:18,208 --> 00:11:19,791 - You could've called. - Why would I? 137 00:11:19,916 --> 00:11:21,833 As if you were waiting for me to call. 138 00:11:21,958 --> 00:11:24,500 - You could have called as well. - Why me? 139 00:11:24,625 --> 00:11:26,833 You started dating this ... What's his name? 140 00:11:27,291 --> 00:11:28,375 ... Matze? 141 00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:30,125 - Malte. - Malte, then. 142 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,291 You're such a child, you know? 143 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:36,916 Listen, we're here for Michi and for Resi. 144 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,833 Let's just leave it at that, okay? 145 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:41,791 Yes, okay. I'm a child? 146 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:43,500 I'm sick of this crap. 147 00:11:43,625 --> 00:11:46,416 Could you just stop, both of you? It's been two years. 148 00:11:46,541 --> 00:11:47,750 - Good God. - What? 149 00:11:47,875 --> 00:11:50,708 If Mel stops acting like a cow we can leave it at that. 150 00:11:51,416 --> 00:11:52,500 - Sophie? - Yeah? 151 00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:55,166 - Philipp put a scratch in your seats. - You did what? 152 00:11:55,291 --> 00:11:58,208 It's not a scratch, okay? It's just a rubber stain. 153 00:11:58,333 --> 00:11:59,833 - You have to clean it up. - Red light! 154 00:11:59,958 --> 00:12:01,916 Sophie, red light! 155 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:06,083 Shit, that was close. 156 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,458 - Is everyone alright? - Yes. 157 00:12:07,583 --> 00:12:09,166 Thank God there was no traffic. 158 00:12:13,083 --> 00:12:17,708 - 2,790 people per day. - In Germany alone. 159 00:12:18,708 --> 00:12:22,041 - That's 116 per hour. - Per hour. 160 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:25,625 - Two per minute. - Per minute. 161 00:12:26,583 --> 00:12:29,375 Divided between the 16 German branch offices, 162 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:31,833 that's 174 per day. 163 00:12:35,750 --> 00:12:40,458 Even if we worked 24 hours non- stop, that'd be 8 minutes per person. 164 00:12:40,583 --> 00:12:41,833 8 minutes. 165 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:46,208 - That's too little. - Way too little. 166 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,416 How are we supposed to meet everyone's needs? 167 00:12:49,541 --> 00:12:52,041 And we need a break sometimes as well. 168 00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,500 We're beat. 169 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:14,083 My dear Sylvia, my dear Rita, 170 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:18,333 of course, I'm taking your concern to heart. 171 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,125 But what am I supposed to do? 172 00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:21,875 I'm only the head of department. 173 00:13:22,375 --> 00:13:23,791 And if He- 174 00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:28,916 If He thinks He needs a break, then we all have to deal with it. 175 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:32,833 And besides, you're only working at the reception. 176 00:13:33,416 --> 00:13:34,916 What do you mean, "only"? 177 00:13:35,041 --> 00:13:36,458 Exactly. 178 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,333 That's not what I meant. 179 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:43,750 I just think that other departments are a little more important than yours. 180 00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:45,208 That's rude. 181 00:13:45,333 --> 00:13:46,541 But true. 182 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:48,375 Oh, excuse me. 183 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,208 We handle all cases. 184 00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:55,791 And after we sorted out half of them, only a small part goes to your department. 185 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:57,458 A tiny little part. 186 00:13:57,583 --> 00:14:01,208 And that's where the real work starts. 187 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,375 She shouldn't mouth off like that. 188 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,458 We could also just quit. 189 00:14:07,583 --> 00:14:10,666 You know as well as I do that you cannot just do that. 190 00:14:54,666 --> 00:14:57,958 LUNCH BREAK 191 00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,166 Where are we? 192 00:15:05,541 --> 00:15:06,708 Are we dead? 193 00:15:07,583 --> 00:15:10,708 Dude, if we're dead because you ruined my car, I'll kill you. 194 00:15:15,041 --> 00:15:16,333 I think we're dead. 195 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,458 You're kidding, right? 196 00:15:31,583 --> 00:15:33,458 Eh, excuse me ... 197 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,875 Could you tell us where we are? 198 00:15:37,458 --> 00:15:39,708 (incomprehensible) 199 00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:40,916 Sorry? 200 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:44,125 You have to take a number. 201 00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:52,208 - Here? - Are you slow on the uptake? 202 00:16:04,500 --> 00:16:05,625 Should we go in there? 203 00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,250 Please. 204 00:16:23,125 --> 00:16:24,875 At least we said something. 205 00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:27,458 And again, it didn't change anything. 206 00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:29,541 This has been going on for years. 207 00:16:29,666 --> 00:16:32,416 No, for decades! 208 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,500 Can't you knock? 209 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:43,958 - We are ... erm. - Four at once? 210 00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,375 So we only have eight minutes for them as well? 211 00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:52,375 Welcome to- 212 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:56,291 Would you like to? 213 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,541 - Really? - Mhm. 214 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:10,291 Welcome to local branch office "Southern Germany III / 2". 215 00:17:10,875 --> 00:17:12,833 - What branch? - We- 216 00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:15,166 Branch office? 217 00:17:16,041 --> 00:17:20,708 A branch office is a legally and economically dependent establishment 218 00:17:20,833 --> 00:17:24,875 that is locally separate from the registered office of an organization, 219 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:31,833 has its own competencies and is assigned to a (main) branch. 220 00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:32,583 Okay. 221 00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:34,291 Let's start over. 222 00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:41,708 Welcome to local branch office "Southern Germany III / 2". 223 00:17:41,833 --> 00:17:44,041 Unfortunately, we have to tell you that... 224 00:17:44,750 --> 00:17:46,625 - Oh no, please not. - Where did she go? 225 00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:49,875 We need an ambulance. 226 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:52,750 It seems she's not quite dead yet. 227 00:17:53,208 --> 00:17:55,333 Or she's being revived. 228 00:17:55,916 --> 00:17:58,291 We can't really tell from here. 229 00:17:58,416 --> 00:17:59,750 We- We are dead? 230 00:17:59,875 --> 00:18:01,416 At the moment, yes. 231 00:18:01,875 --> 00:18:02,875 No. 232 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,583 I told you ... 233 00:18:05,041 --> 00:18:06,750 Stop it! Stop! 234 00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:08,625 - Will you just- ? - Guys! 235 00:18:13,333 --> 00:18:15,500 Let's calm down a little. 236 00:18:17,666 --> 00:18:19,083 Oh my God! 237 00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:25,000 Welcome to the branch office "Southern Germany III / 2". 238 00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,083 Unfortunately, we have to tell you that ... 239 00:18:29,541 --> 00:18:32,708 - Oh, good God. - This might take a while. 240 00:18:33,208 --> 00:18:34,000 Too bad. 241 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,250 Let's continue. 242 00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,250 Welcome. 243 00:18:38,833 --> 00:18:44,083 Unfortunately, we have to tell you that you died and are now with us. 244 00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:48,208 We will now take care of the transfer of your soul. 245 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:51,416 Did you believe in anything in life? 246 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:56,750 Be it religion, spirituality or just some conviction. 247 00:18:56,875 --> 00:18:59,250 Then this is the place for you. 248 00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:04,208 We have a special department for each belief. 249 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,500 Only if you believed in nothing, 250 00:19:07,625 --> 00:19:10,791 unfortunately we'd have to send you into "the nothing" too. 251 00:19:11,291 --> 00:19:12,541 Into "the nothing"? 252 00:19:12,666 --> 00:19:15,500 Yes. Now let us have your numbers, please, 253 00:19:15,625 --> 00:19:17,833 and we'll take a closer look at your cases. 254 00:19:18,875 --> 00:19:20,375 - Yes. - Baptized Catholic. 255 00:19:22,625 --> 00:19:23,583 And you? 256 00:19:24,416 --> 00:19:25,583 I'm here with them. 257 00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,833 You have to take your own number. 258 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,875 Without a number, nothing works here. 259 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,916 Unfortunately. 260 00:19:31,041 --> 00:19:33,166 Do you want mine? You're the one who drew it. 261 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,208 Now, please. 262 00:19:37,083 --> 00:19:38,083 Okay. 263 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:43,458 - What is it? - In case we don't see each other again. 264 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,916 I'm sure you'll be reunited in "the nothing". 265 00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:47,625 I'm definitely not going there. 266 00:19:48,750 --> 00:19:50,375 I'm sorry that I got you into this. 267 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:52,583 Stop it. If it's done, it's done. 268 00:19:54,625 --> 00:19:57,708 - Fipsi. - Philipp. 269 00:19:57,833 --> 00:19:59,083 Okay, it's time. 270 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,708 - Bye, Resi. - Could you at least- 271 00:20:06,958 --> 00:20:08,666 Well, now we can continue. 272 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:11,916 - Welcome! - Don't bother. 273 00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:13,333 Please, follow me. 274 00:20:13,458 --> 00:20:15,208 Can someone tell me what ...? 275 00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:18,708 Now. If you could just go in here for a moment. 276 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,083 But there is ... 277 00:20:35,708 --> 00:20:36,791 Excuse me. 278 00:20:37,458 --> 00:20:38,750 The machine is broken. 279 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,666 (incomprehensible) 280 00:20:40,791 --> 00:20:41,500 Sorry? 281 00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,333 Lunch. It's my lunch break. 282 00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:48,708 Yeah, well. It's broken. 283 00:20:52,291 --> 00:20:53,625 Someone's coming. 284 00:21:01,875 --> 00:21:03,833 So, you're our number zero? 285 00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:09,291 Uhm, yeah. My friends call me "Zero". 286 00:21:29,083 --> 00:21:31,458 - What's that? - A lottery. 287 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,125 If you win, you get a free wish. 288 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:37,833 And we won't have to do all the paperwork. 289 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:45,833 - And? - And? 290 00:21:47,875 --> 00:21:48,875 Blank. 291 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:50,416 What a pity. 292 00:21:50,541 --> 00:21:52,041 Did anyone ever win? 293 00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:53,375 Of course. 294 00:21:54,250 --> 00:21:56,000 One, to be exact. 295 00:21:56,916 --> 00:21:57,958 Good morning, ladies. 296 00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,291 Morning routine! 297 00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,708 Today will be nice and bright. 298 00:22:07,833 --> 00:22:10,083 Oh good morning, dear sunlight. 299 00:22:10,208 --> 00:22:12,708 Come, let's start, we're energized. 300 00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:15,166 One, two, three, let's get to it. 301 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:40,208 Couldn't you turn it the other way? 302 00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:42,708 What a genius idea. 303 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:48,333 And you can't do it faster? 304 00:22:49,208 --> 00:22:51,208 Go turn it yourself, then. 305 00:22:53,291 --> 00:22:54,291 Ok. 306 00:23:05,875 --> 00:23:09,500 It's great to see such enthusiasm, just so you can ... 307 00:23:09,625 --> 00:23:11,708 ... get to "the nothing" faster. 308 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:14,000 We don't have that very often. 309 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,625 EMERGENCY EXIT 310 00:24:00,916 --> 00:24:02,958 Today will be nice and bright. 311 00:24:03,083 --> 00:24:05,625 Oh good morning, dear sunlight. 312 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,958 Come, let's start, we're energized. 313 00:24:08,083 --> 00:24:10,416 One, two, three, let's get to it. 314 00:24:19,791 --> 00:24:21,500 Nice. Yes. 315 00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:22,750 That was great. 316 00:24:22,875 --> 00:24:25,416 - That was fun, right? - I had a lot of fun. 317 00:24:25,541 --> 00:24:27,833 - Wow. - Well, let's get to work. 318 00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:29,375 Hello? 319 00:24:30,916 --> 00:24:32,708 - What was that? - Can anyone hear me? 320 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:34,541 That's precisely one of those cases 321 00:24:34,666 --> 00:24:36,875 about which I wrote so many requests to you. 322 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,875 And for which we finally need a reasonable solution. 323 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:42,958 And I'm sure you'll find that solution. 324 00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:44,458 Pragmatically. 325 00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:46,875 Great. 326 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:47,958 Fantastic. 327 00:24:48,083 --> 00:24:50,125 - Don't you think- - Today will be ... 328 00:24:51,083 --> 00:24:52,583 - Help! - Mel? 329 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:53,625 Hello? 330 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:54,791 Don't you dare! 331 00:24:54,916 --> 00:24:56,375 Can you please tell me where I am? 332 00:24:56,500 --> 00:24:58,500 She'll probably disappear again, soon. 333 00:24:58,625 --> 00:24:59,875 I can hear you! 334 00:25:01,416 --> 00:25:03,125 You should be happy. 335 00:25:03,250 --> 00:25:04,583 That means she survived. 336 00:25:04,708 --> 00:25:06,375 Just get me out of here, please! 337 00:25:07,791 --> 00:25:08,791 Good. 338 00:25:09,375 --> 00:25:12,166 Then, let's get to the ... bureaucratic part. 339 00:25:43,708 --> 00:25:44,708 No. 340 00:25:45,250 --> 00:25:47,625 Why didn't you do that right away? 341 00:25:47,750 --> 00:25:51,125 Turning the little wheel, happens to be one of my favorite tasks. 342 00:25:51,208 --> 00:25:55,333 Makes you look super- busy, but really ... 343 00:25:55,458 --> 00:25:59,750 ... you just get some time for yourself. 344 00:26:05,125 --> 00:26:07,208 I hope you have a good journey. 345 00:26:19,208 --> 00:26:21,041 Do you maybe need an intern? 346 00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,666 Well, do you have the necessary qualifications? 347 00:26:28,333 --> 00:26:29,791 Yeah, sure. 348 00:26:29,916 --> 00:26:31,541 I'm ambitious, 349 00:26:31,666 --> 00:26:34,208 I love mopping floors, 350 00:26:34,333 --> 00:26:36,958 repairing things is my favorite hobby. 351 00:26:37,083 --> 00:26:40,500 You could do some Sudoku riddles while I do things for you. 352 00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,416 - Two rules. - Mhm. 353 00:26:47,541 --> 00:26:49,291 - You don't talk to anyone. - Good. 354 00:26:49,416 --> 00:26:50,916 And secondly, no games. 355 00:26:51,041 --> 00:26:55,208 If you try to fool me in any way, you'll go straight into "the nothing". 356 00:26:55,333 --> 00:26:56,666 Am I making myself clear? 357 00:26:58,500 --> 00:26:59,500 Crystal clear. 358 00:27:00,666 --> 00:27:03,291 Third rule: Only I push the cart. 359 00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,958 I wish I was his intern. 360 00:27:08,083 --> 00:27:11,333 You left the church two years ago, is that correct? 361 00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,958 - Yes, 'cause of the abuse cases. - Because. 362 00:27:14,583 --> 00:27:16,750 - What? - Because of the cases of abuse. 363 00:27:19,666 --> 00:27:22,750 Did you continue to believe in God after you left the church? 364 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:24,208 Well, "believed" ... 365 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:27,083 I was baptized. 366 00:27:29,083 --> 00:27:31,208 And why were you baptized? 367 00:27:31,333 --> 00:27:32,750 I didn't choose to be. 368 00:27:33,333 --> 00:27:34,958 It was my parents' decision. 369 00:27:36,500 --> 00:27:39,958 "Baptized Catholic, but never a believer". 370 00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:43,916 Then there's only one question left: 371 00:27:44,041 --> 00:27:47,458 When you were alive, did you believe in any kind of afterlife? 372 00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:50,958 As a child, I always thought I'd be reborn in The Land Before Time. 373 00:27:51,750 --> 00:27:53,000 And what's that? 374 00:27:53,625 --> 00:27:55,208 - A movie. - A cartoon. 375 00:27:56,083 --> 00:27:58,000 Do you still believe in it today? 376 00:27:58,125 --> 00:27:59,458 Of course not. 377 00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:06,041 - Would that have been enough? - Sure, if you still believed in it today. 378 00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:09,166 Since you didn't believe in anything relevant ... 379 00:28:09,291 --> 00:28:12,333 Unfortunately you have no other choice, but to go into "the nothing". 380 00:28:14,458 --> 00:28:15,458 Into "the nothing"? 381 00:28:21,291 --> 00:28:22,708 Fipsi, what ... 382 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,916 What about Buddhism? 383 00:28:25,833 --> 00:28:26,750 What about it? 384 00:28:26,875 --> 00:28:28,791 On the mountain, you were raving about it. 385 00:28:29,416 --> 00:28:30,541 I was stoned. 386 00:28:31,041 --> 00:28:34,666 You were really enthusiastic about it and you also believed in it. 387 00:28:34,791 --> 00:28:38,083 You know ... karma and rebirth. 388 00:28:40,333 --> 00:28:41,333 Yes. 389 00:28:42,375 --> 00:28:44,416 Yes, I still believe in it today. 390 00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:47,000 In what? 391 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:48,333 - Buddhism. - Buddhism. 392 00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:50,625 Buddhism? 393 00:28:52,666 --> 00:28:56,666 Well, if that's the case, we respect every faith, of course. 394 00:28:57,166 --> 00:28:59,250 Whether your faith suffices today 395 00:28:59,375 --> 00:29:02,250 will be judged by the responsible specialty department. 396 00:29:03,083 --> 00:29:05,083 You are sure you still believe in it? 397 00:29:07,958 --> 00:29:09,500 Sure, of course. 398 00:29:09,625 --> 00:29:10,625 Good. 399 00:29:14,125 --> 00:29:14,833 Gitti, hello. 400 00:29:15,333 --> 00:29:17,750 You also had 14-B the other day, right? 401 00:29:18,375 --> 00:29:19,958 Yes, I know, it was awful. 402 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,083 I know, I know. 403 00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:23,041 How did you do it? 404 00:29:35,375 --> 00:29:37,666 So, you haven't told me your name yet. 405 00:29:39,166 --> 00:29:40,500 Janitor. 406 00:29:41,541 --> 00:29:42,791 Yes? 407 00:29:42,916 --> 00:29:44,166 - Really? - Janitor. 408 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:48,416 I think as your intern I should know your name. 409 00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:49,541 Janitor. 410 00:29:50,250 --> 00:29:51,250 Alright. 411 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,291 Then I'll call you ... 412 00:29:56,833 --> 00:29:57,916 Jack. 413 00:29:59,041 --> 00:30:01,958 I've been given a lot of names in my time, but Jack? 414 00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:05,666 Yeah. And the name can even reach a higher form. 415 00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:07,291 A higher form? - Yes. 416 00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:08,541 But you have to earn it. 417 00:30:08,666 --> 00:30:09,916 Jackass. 418 00:30:10,041 --> 00:30:11,666 Jackass. 419 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:14,500 Nice to meet you, I'm Zero. 420 00:30:14,625 --> 00:30:15,750 I know. 421 00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:27,750 Well, you can't walk around with me like this. 422 00:30:29,458 --> 00:30:31,375 - What are you doing? - Listen. 423 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:35,541 Everything here is aimed at making the last step a little easier for you. 424 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:40,208 A frightened soul or one who clings to its old life 425 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:42,166 doesn't help anyone. 426 00:30:44,583 --> 00:30:45,833 Trust. 427 00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:56,791 Perfect. 428 00:30:58,041 --> 00:30:59,250 It's a little scratchy. 429 00:30:59,375 --> 00:31:00,916 You get used to it. 430 00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:05,083 Come on, let's go. 431 00:31:07,375 --> 00:31:10,208 But I already entered all the personal data. 432 00:31:16,458 --> 00:31:17,458 Well. 433 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:22,875 Alright, then I'll get the necessary forms now. 434 00:31:25,208 --> 00:31:27,458 - What's going on? - I'm a Buddhist. 435 00:31:28,875 --> 00:31:29,541 And you? 436 00:31:30,083 --> 00:31:33,166 Me? I believed in nothing. I'll have to go into "the nothing". 437 00:31:34,083 --> 00:31:35,166 Say, say. 438 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:36,833 Are you sure? 439 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:39,166 Yes, I stand by my decision. 440 00:31:40,208 --> 00:31:41,458 Well, okay. 441 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,416 Then you just have to quickly ... 442 00:31:45,375 --> 00:31:48,375 ... sign this form for us. 443 00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:53,666 What's in the small print? 444 00:31:53,791 --> 00:31:57,625 Just that you agree with the Terms and Conditions. 445 00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,833 - Then I'd like to read them. - Excuse me? 446 00:32:00,958 --> 00:32:04,083 I want to read the Terms and Conditions. - Nobody wants that. 447 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:05,500 I always read them. 448 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:09,083 Then come with me. 449 00:32:09,750 --> 00:32:11,041 Where to? 450 00:32:11,166 --> 00:32:14,791 Well, if you want to read the GTC you have to make a request. 451 00:32:15,875 --> 00:32:16,958 Seriously? 452 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:21,083 Hey, I kind of imagined this differently. 453 00:32:21,208 --> 00:32:23,750 Why? I thought you Germans loved bureaucracy. 454 00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:24,875 What? 455 00:32:25,291 --> 00:32:27,125 - No, who says that? - Everyone. 456 00:32:29,583 --> 00:32:33,708 - So only Germans have to go through a bureaucracy in the afterlife? - Yes. 457 00:32:33,833 --> 00:32:34,833 Really? 458 00:32:35,833 --> 00:32:37,333 What about everyone else? 459 00:32:37,458 --> 00:32:38,958 We can't tell anyone. 460 00:32:39,083 --> 00:32:41,541 Otherwise, nobody would want to die here anymore. 461 00:32:41,666 --> 00:32:44,125 Nobody wants to die here anyway. 462 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:49,333 Bella, are you alright? 463 00:32:49,458 --> 00:32:52,500 Yes, I must have caught a cold. Sorry. 464 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,375 What was that? 465 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,750 "That"? 466 00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:03,583 "That" was Bella. 467 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:08,875 - This monster is called Bella? - Monster? She's one of us. 468 00:33:11,625 --> 00:33:13,125 Do all of you look like that? 469 00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,291 Well, everyone as they wish. 470 00:33:16,416 --> 00:33:19,500 Of course, we wanted to comply with your visual preferences. 471 00:33:19,625 --> 00:33:23,083 But otherwise, everyone had free reign. 472 00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:27,750 I think I'll have to take care of her. 473 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:29,125 You stay here. 474 00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:32,625 - Yes. - Inconspicuously. 475 00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:35,625 - Inconspicuously. - What are the two rules? 476 00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:39,500 I don't talk to anyone and I don't fool you. 477 00:33:48,916 --> 00:33:50,208 No whistling. 478 00:33:50,833 --> 00:33:52,750 Inconspicuously, no whistling. 479 00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,458 So, here we are. 480 00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:24,583 I'll wait for you here. 481 00:34:25,416 --> 00:34:26,791 Are you not coming? 482 00:34:26,916 --> 00:34:28,958 For God's sake, no. 483 00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,416 Good luck. 484 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:40,958 Uh, hello? 485 00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,083 Hello? 486 00:35:11,166 --> 00:35:14,250 I would like to file a request to read the Terms and Conditions. 487 00:35:14,958 --> 00:35:15,958 Why? 488 00:35:18,375 --> 00:35:20,250 Because ... I have a right to. 489 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:21,250 Why? 490 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:25,000 Because I have to know what I'm signing. 491 00:35:25,125 --> 00:35:27,291 Why? 492 00:35:28,625 --> 00:35:29,625 Because ... 493 00:35:31,166 --> 00:35:35,958 Ms. Krüger. Could you please just sign this paper? 494 00:35:36,583 --> 00:35:37,750 No. 495 00:35:45,708 --> 00:35:47,291 Where is he? 496 00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,500 Hi! 497 00:35:49,916 --> 00:35:51,375 Who are you, now? 498 00:35:52,833 --> 00:35:53,708 Hello? 499 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,875 Can't you speak? 500 00:35:58,958 --> 00:35:59,750 Oh. 501 00:35:59,875 --> 00:36:01,083 You can't speak? 502 00:36:02,250 --> 00:36:03,666 Uhm. 503 00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:16,625 I'm the janitor's intern. 504 00:36:16,750 --> 00:36:17,958 Ah! 505 00:36:18,750 --> 00:36:19,666 Great! 506 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:21,958 - Yes. - Then, come on, let's go. 507 00:36:22,083 --> 00:36:25,833 Well, don't just stand around then. Look, we've got this problem here... 508 00:36:43,791 --> 00:36:44,791 Hello? 509 00:36:45,291 --> 00:36:46,291 Mel? 510 00:36:50,125 --> 00:36:51,500 - Philipp? - Yes. 511 00:36:51,916 --> 00:36:55,291 - Are you okay? - Philipp, where are we? 512 00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,833 Do you remember our accident? 513 00:36:59,708 --> 00:37:00,708 No. 514 00:37:01,083 --> 00:37:02,208 What accident? 515 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:04,708 Don't you remember? 516 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:07,291 We drove into something. 517 00:37:09,708 --> 00:37:12,666 A special transport. From the government. 518 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:15,916 This is a joke, isn't it? 519 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:17,500 No. 520 00:37:18,250 --> 00:37:20,958 - You were unconscious for almost two weeks. - Two weeks? 521 00:37:21,083 --> 00:37:23,333 We're in a research facility. 522 00:37:23,458 --> 00:37:26,458 What if they carry out experiments on us? 523 00:37:26,583 --> 00:37:28,708 They've been doing that for a long time. 524 00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:30,041 Biochemical ones. 525 00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:35,458 Philipp. 526 00:37:37,541 --> 00:37:38,375 Okay. 527 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,333 I'm so sorry that I've been so shitty to you lately. 528 00:37:41,458 --> 00:37:44,916 You know, I wanted to tell you this much earlier, but I ... 529 00:37:45,041 --> 00:37:45,833 I don't know. 530 00:37:45,958 --> 00:37:46,791 It was a joke. 531 00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:54,125 Philipp, you're such an asshole. 532 00:37:56,625 --> 00:37:57,791 Mel, we're dead. 533 00:37:58,791 --> 00:37:59,875 Yeah, sure. 534 00:38:02,375 --> 00:38:03,375 I'm sorry. 535 00:38:05,833 --> 00:38:06,958 You know ... 536 00:38:08,041 --> 00:38:10,166 ... I always feel so small in your presence. 537 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:15,500 You're just so cool and quick- witted. 538 00:38:17,041 --> 00:38:18,041 While I ... 539 00:38:19,541 --> 00:38:21,375 I just try to keep up somehow. 540 00:38:24,291 --> 00:38:27,125 And at the party, when we kissed ... 541 00:38:28,125 --> 00:38:29,875 ... that was all I ever wanted. 542 00:38:33,541 --> 00:38:35,583 I just wanted to be cool as well, for once. 543 00:38:36,333 --> 00:38:39,208 And people say you shouldn't be the one to call, because- 544 00:38:42,041 --> 00:38:44,541 I don't know. I was such an idiot, Mel. 545 00:38:46,875 --> 00:38:49,375 I should've told you from the beginning that I ... 546 00:38:52,541 --> 00:38:53,708 ... that I love you. 547 00:39:04,333 --> 00:39:05,291 Mel? 548 00:39:14,750 --> 00:39:15,791 Mel? 549 00:39:16,458 --> 00:39:17,916 Very touching. 550 00:39:18,666 --> 00:39:20,875 Mr. Kammermair, your forms. 551 00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:26,625 You have to go to room 729. 552 00:39:27,750 --> 00:39:29,083 Are you not coming with me? 553 00:39:29,958 --> 00:39:32,583 It seems your heart already belongs to another woman. 554 00:40:05,166 --> 00:40:06,166 Don't ask. 555 00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:21,208 Was it ... 556 00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,875 Erm ... 557 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:33,583 Well. Now we have to wait a little. 558 00:40:34,000 --> 00:40:35,000 Amazing! 559 00:40:38,041 --> 00:40:40,250 Great! Now it says "Ready". 560 00:40:40,958 --> 00:40:42,958 Well, I normally know my way around. 561 00:40:43,083 --> 00:40:46,791 I'm a pioneer in digitalization. I took part in all the trainings. 562 00:40:46,916 --> 00:40:49,833 - I see. - But the hardware ... can be overwhelming. 563 00:40:49,958 --> 00:40:51,500 But that's what we have you for. 564 00:40:51,625 --> 00:40:53,583 You've been here for a while, right? 565 00:40:53,708 --> 00:40:54,708 Yeah, yeah. 566 00:40:56,458 --> 00:40:57,916 "A while" is underselling it. 567 00:40:58,041 --> 00:41:00,875 I've been here before this even became a bureau. - Really? 568 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:02,000 Yes, oh my. 569 00:41:03,458 --> 00:41:04,791 Those were the days. 570 00:41:05,666 --> 00:41:07,750 Really? What was different? 571 00:41:11,291 --> 00:41:12,791 Ah, well ... 572 00:41:13,416 --> 00:41:14,708 Between you and me ... 573 00:41:14,833 --> 00:41:17,458 He doesn't want us to talk about it, but ... 574 00:41:17,583 --> 00:41:18,958 Well, I was ... 575 00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,250 I was in charge of miracles back then. 576 00:41:23,166 --> 00:41:25,625 Not just me, but ... 577 00:41:25,750 --> 00:41:27,708 But I played a significant role. 578 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:28,833 Ah ... 579 00:41:31,041 --> 00:41:33,500 That sounds like a lot of responsibility. 580 00:41:33,916 --> 00:41:35,541 Yes, it is, indeed. 581 00:41:35,666 --> 00:41:39,458 Yes, you're wielding a lot of influence. That's for sure. 582 00:41:39,958 --> 00:41:42,375 He doesn't want anyone talking about it? 583 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,583 No! Shh. No. 584 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,833 And he's right, he's right. 585 00:41:46,958 --> 00:41:49,250 It's rarely led to anything good. 586 00:41:49,375 --> 00:41:51,833 Wars and so on. Because of these miracles. 587 00:41:52,708 --> 00:41:54,958 But sometimes it gets to you, right? 588 00:41:55,875 --> 00:41:58,375 Then I sneak into the room of miracles at night. 589 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,250 - Where- - Nulli! 590 00:42:01,916 --> 00:42:03,125 Here! 591 00:42:03,250 --> 00:42:05,291 So if I may speak freely. 592 00:42:05,416 --> 00:42:06,916 Hire her immediately! 593 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:07,791 Immediately! 594 00:42:07,916 --> 00:42:12,041 She showed an astonishing expertise, calmness and serenity solving this problem. 595 00:42:12,166 --> 00:42:13,833 It was incredible. Incredible! 596 00:42:13,958 --> 00:42:15,708 Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant! 597 00:42:15,833 --> 00:42:17,500 It was brilliant ... 598 00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,250 Ah, one moment. 599 00:42:24,291 --> 00:42:27,375 What have you done to Fridolin? 600 00:42:30,375 --> 00:42:31,916 - Homemade. - Oh! 601 00:42:32,041 --> 00:42:33,708 - For the next coffee break. - Yes. 602 00:42:33,833 --> 00:42:34,666 Enjoy it. 603 00:42:34,791 --> 00:42:36,041 - Thank you. - Yes, yes. 604 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:38,583 Be sure to return the box! 605 00:42:38,708 --> 00:42:40,416 No, no, it's fine, just keep it. 606 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:41,916 Well, we have to keep going. 607 00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:43,041 Yes, yes. 608 00:42:44,041 --> 00:42:45,333 - Thank you. - Yes, yes. 609 00:42:48,083 --> 00:42:49,541 I would hire her! 610 00:42:51,333 --> 00:42:54,041 Ms. Krüger, I really just need your signature. 611 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:06,583 Ms. Krüger? 612 00:43:07,458 --> 00:43:10,958 Do you want to sign it together, maybe? 613 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,375 If you could ... 614 00:43:13,208 --> 00:43:15,000 If you could just ... 615 00:43:15,916 --> 00:43:17,000 Ms. Krüger, please. 616 00:43:17,125 --> 00:43:20,958 I was told I'd need your signature to read the Terms and Conditions. 617 00:43:21,708 --> 00:43:22,708 Please. 618 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:26,125 721: Mormons. 619 00:43:26,250 --> 00:43:28,500 723: Druze. 620 00:43:29,666 --> 00:43:31,708 725: Taoism. 621 00:43:31,833 --> 00:43:34,000 727: Hinduism. 622 00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,166 731: 623 00:43:36,291 --> 00:43:37,500 SHINTOISM 624 00:43:37,625 --> 00:43:38,833 What? 625 00:43:54,541 --> 00:43:55,875 It looks terrible. 626 00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:59,000 That's "the nothing". 627 00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:01,875 Why didn't you make it a bit more inviting? 628 00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:05,000 Nobody would ever want to go in there. 629 00:44:05,125 --> 00:44:07,208 "The nothing" has always been this way. 630 00:44:07,333 --> 00:44:11,958 Right. And if something's always been one way, that means you can't improve it? 631 00:44:14,083 --> 00:44:16,083 No one's complained so far. 632 00:44:17,208 --> 00:44:19,375 So, are you going in now? 633 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:20,500 What? 634 00:44:20,625 --> 00:44:23,750 No, that's beyond question. I just wanted to take a look inside. 635 00:44:25,666 --> 00:44:26,666 Come on. 636 00:44:27,500 --> 00:44:28,958 I'll show you something. 637 00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:33,208 Why don't you just let the non- believers continue to believe that there is nothing? 638 00:44:35,375 --> 00:44:36,708 Aren't we doing that? 639 00:44:48,083 --> 00:44:49,291 Come in! 640 00:44:50,416 --> 00:44:52,291 Where's that thingy ... 641 00:44:55,500 --> 00:44:56,500 Namaste. 642 00:44:57,791 --> 00:44:59,291 Nice, nice to have you here. 643 00:45:00,041 --> 00:45:02,666 Please, give me the form, so we can move forward. 644 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:04,208 Excellent. Have a seat. 645 00:45:07,583 --> 00:45:08,333 Well ... 646 00:45:10,458 --> 00:45:12,250 Philipp. May I call you Philipp? 647 00:45:12,375 --> 00:45:13,375 Yeah, sure. 648 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:15,500 Alright. 649 00:45:16,625 --> 00:45:18,125 Booting up ... 650 00:45:18,250 --> 00:45:19,208 Alright. 651 00:45:20,083 --> 00:45:22,333 Philipp ... 652 00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:25,750 ... Kammermeier. 653 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:27,125 It's, uh ... 654 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,958 "- mair" without "e", but with "ai". 655 00:45:30,083 --> 00:45:31,625 - "Mair" with "ai". - Ah, okay. 656 00:45:33,791 --> 00:45:34,791 Delete. 657 00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:38,583 "- air". 658 00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:40,750 Confirm. 659 00:45:41,416 --> 00:45:42,750 Now. 660 00:45:43,791 --> 00:45:45,958 Great. You're a Buddhist? 661 00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:47,166 Yes, exactly. 662 00:45:47,750 --> 00:45:50,125 - You too? - No, no, I'm not. 663 00:45:50,250 --> 00:45:52,458 I'm just the person in charge of it here. 664 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,333 But I love doing it. 665 00:45:54,458 --> 00:45:55,541 I'm sure you do. 666 00:45:55,666 --> 00:45:59,666 I think we're ... basically done with this part. 667 00:45:59,791 --> 00:46:01,583 We just need to print. 668 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,041 Come on. 669 00:46:06,833 --> 00:46:07,833 Print. 670 00:46:22,041 --> 00:46:23,041 Okay. 671 00:46:23,791 --> 00:46:24,791 Come on. 672 00:46:25,166 --> 00:46:26,166 Print. 673 00:46:28,625 --> 00:46:29,875 Goddamnit! 674 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:33,333 I'm sorry. No offense. 675 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,083 It's not the first time. 676 00:46:35,208 --> 00:46:37,166 - Why don't you try- - No, not now. 677 00:46:37,291 --> 00:46:38,625 It's just been set up. 678 00:46:38,750 --> 00:46:40,416 We don't question that. 679 00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:41,833 Like a smart alec. 680 00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:44,375 This is the button. This is the printer. 681 00:46:44,500 --> 00:46:45,541 That's all there is. 682 00:46:53,291 --> 00:46:54,666 Not bad. 683 00:46:55,333 --> 00:46:56,708 Let's go, then. 684 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,083 Welcome to my kingdom. 685 00:47:28,791 --> 00:47:30,250 Not bad. 686 00:47:35,083 --> 00:47:36,416 Are you coming? 687 00:47:39,791 --> 00:47:41,583 Dude, are you Jesus? 688 00:47:41,708 --> 00:47:43,625 Zero, it's all an illusion. 689 00:47:43,750 --> 00:47:45,333 You can do that too. 690 00:47:54,750 --> 00:47:55,625 Nonsense. 691 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,083 Think of everything you've seen here already. 692 00:47:58,208 --> 00:48:00,541 Why wouldn't you be able to walk on water? 693 00:48:08,833 --> 00:48:09,833 Trust. 694 00:48:17,125 --> 00:48:18,250 Focus on me. 695 00:48:19,458 --> 00:48:21,708 And go straight towards me. 696 00:48:21,833 --> 00:48:25,333 And always think, "I have solid ground beneath my feet". 697 00:48:25,458 --> 00:48:28,208 "I have solid ground beneath my feet". 698 00:48:28,333 --> 00:48:31,958 "I have solid ground beneath my feet". 699 00:48:32,083 --> 00:48:34,041 You have solid ground beneath your feet. 700 00:48:34,166 --> 00:48:37,541 No! You have solid ground under your feet. 701 00:48:52,250 --> 00:48:53,541 Very funny. 702 00:49:05,208 --> 00:49:07,708 Go faster. Otherwise we'll lose her again. 703 00:49:07,833 --> 00:49:09,750 I'm going as fast as possible. 704 00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,208 Shit, we're losing her! Go faster! 705 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:24,875 I'll take a shortcut. 706 00:49:37,333 --> 00:49:39,500 COFFEE BREAK 707 00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:54,583 A heavenly day to you. 708 00:49:57,166 --> 00:50:01,041 Could you perhaps tell me how I ... Where am I? 709 00:50:02,791 --> 00:50:04,875 - Coffee break. - Of course. 710 00:50:12,916 --> 00:50:14,625 What are you doing? 711 00:50:15,125 --> 00:50:16,333 Well, I'm waiting. 712 00:50:16,458 --> 00:50:18,000 You're on your coffee break. 713 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,083 I'm really sorry for disturbing you, 714 00:50:20,833 --> 00:50:22,041 I didn't mean to. 715 00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:23,666 That's so nice of you. 716 00:50:28,458 --> 00:50:30,583 Over there you have to take a number. 717 00:50:30,708 --> 00:50:32,625 By the way, you're dead. 718 00:50:33,875 --> 00:50:35,416 Yes, exactly, that's good. 719 00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:38,250 - I'm glad you're so happy about that. - Yes. 720 00:50:48,875 --> 00:50:49,875 Oh, shit. 721 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,208 Then that's it. 722 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,958 Excuse me, what about my patient? 723 00:51:04,625 --> 00:51:06,375 - She survived. - That's good. 724 00:51:08,583 --> 00:51:12,500 And again, some fancy doctor is gonna take credit for that. 725 00:51:16,500 --> 00:51:18,750 You didn't die in vain. 726 00:51:20,125 --> 00:51:21,166 Thanks. 727 00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:26,833 I just wanted to be seen once. 728 00:51:27,875 --> 00:51:28,875 Just once. 729 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:35,083 Just a little "thank you". 730 00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:37,666 That would have been enough. Right? 731 00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:41,125 But no, no time, not even for that. 732 00:51:44,375 --> 00:51:45,958 So, Ms. Böhm. 733 00:51:46,083 --> 00:51:47,958 Here are your Terms and Conditions. 734 00:51:49,875 --> 00:51:52,333 That's all? You could have attached that. 735 00:51:52,458 --> 00:51:57,458 Oh, no. That's just the overview for what you can find in which folder. 736 00:52:06,125 --> 00:52:07,208 Here. 737 00:52:20,041 --> 00:52:21,250 There's still more? 738 00:52:22,541 --> 00:52:24,750 Just kidding. That's all. 739 00:52:25,750 --> 00:52:27,083 Have fun. 740 00:52:35,666 --> 00:52:36,666 Zero. 741 00:52:38,083 --> 00:52:39,208 Listen, I- 742 00:52:42,083 --> 00:52:45,958 In two to three days you will dissolve. 743 00:52:51,583 --> 00:52:52,833 Well ... 744 00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:54,875 What do you think would be going on here 745 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:58,375 if all souls that can't let go were still wandering around here? 746 00:52:59,916 --> 00:53:01,833 I should've just broken up with him. 747 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:05,791 I still had so much I wanted to do. 748 00:53:05,916 --> 00:53:07,500 Everyone has, always. 749 00:53:08,791 --> 00:53:11,166 Everyone always wants to do everything better. 750 00:53:11,291 --> 00:53:13,583 "More sports, better health." 751 00:53:14,333 --> 00:53:15,958 "Better job, earn more money." 752 00:53:16,083 --> 00:53:18,541 It's always all about the "more". 753 00:53:18,666 --> 00:53:21,333 Well no, I really didn't achieve anything in my life. 754 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:23,750 That's complete nonsense. 755 00:53:25,208 --> 00:53:29,250 You accompanied a person to their death. 756 00:53:29,375 --> 00:53:31,166 That's quite a lot. 757 00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:37,000 Four. 758 00:53:37,125 --> 00:53:38,250 No, three. 759 00:53:38,375 --> 00:53:39,375 Mel? 760 00:53:41,958 --> 00:53:42,958 Yes. 761 00:53:51,541 --> 00:53:52,916 I have to go now. 762 00:53:53,875 --> 00:53:57,500 You can stay here until you... 763 00:53:57,625 --> 00:53:58,875 Yes, just a moment. 764 00:54:01,875 --> 00:54:02,875 Jack. 765 00:54:04,666 --> 00:54:06,250 You're one of the good ones. 766 00:54:08,708 --> 00:54:10,125 Not everyone thinks that. 767 00:54:23,291 --> 00:54:24,416 Yes. 768 00:54:24,541 --> 00:54:26,541 How can I retrieve the data? 769 00:54:27,250 --> 00:54:28,625 Fridolin. 770 00:54:28,750 --> 00:54:30,666 Did you try to turn it off and- 771 00:54:30,791 --> 00:54:33,416 And turn it on again? Yes, we tried everything. 772 00:54:33,541 --> 00:54:35,583 Someone came to fix it as it didn't work. 773 00:54:35,708 --> 00:54:37,750 So you did turn it off and on again? 774 00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:40,250 - Yes. - The computer? 775 00:54:40,708 --> 00:54:42,375 No. Yes, no. 776 00:54:42,500 --> 00:54:44,791 The printer. For heaven's sake. 777 00:54:44,916 --> 00:54:47,333 Stop confusing me. 778 00:54:48,375 --> 00:54:49,833 Excuse me, one question. 779 00:54:49,958 --> 00:54:51,541 My data's on the screen, right? 780 00:54:51,666 --> 00:54:55,500 Can't you just write it down or something? Do you really have to print it? 781 00:54:59,583 --> 00:55:00,958 The young people. 782 00:55:01,083 --> 00:55:02,250 Brilliant idea. 783 00:55:03,208 --> 00:55:04,666 - Thanks anyway. - I love to help. 784 00:55:04,791 --> 00:55:06,000 Come on, get lost. 785 00:55:06,583 --> 00:55:08,041 Now let's try to get this done. 786 00:55:09,083 --> 00:55:10,083 We'll write it down. 787 00:55:10,875 --> 00:55:11,875 Excellent. 788 00:55:15,375 --> 00:55:16,375 Would you kindly? 789 00:55:21,250 --> 00:55:23,375 As if I had nothing else to do. 790 00:55:25,208 --> 00:55:26,208 Well. 791 00:55:30,041 --> 00:55:32,250 Can I choose how I will be reborn? 792 00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:37,708 That's a test. You want to test me, don't you? 793 00:55:38,500 --> 00:55:39,458 "Choose." 794 00:55:40,833 --> 00:55:41,750 Well ... 795 00:55:41,875 --> 00:55:44,416 We try to take it into account a little. 796 00:55:44,541 --> 00:55:48,083 Since, depending on how you're reborn, we might see each other again here. 797 00:55:48,666 --> 00:55:51,708 Until you're cleansed of all karmic impressions. 798 00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:54,291 Yeah, I thought you looked familiar. 799 00:55:55,291 --> 00:55:56,666 Don't distract me. 800 00:55:59,041 --> 00:56:02,291 No, but we had a case once. That was a tragic story. 801 00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:05,916 Nobody wants people to come back here every month, of course. 802 00:56:06,041 --> 00:56:08,958 There was one gentleman we couldn't find a place for. 803 00:56:09,083 --> 00:56:10,791 There weren't any good openings, 804 00:56:10,916 --> 00:56:13,250 so we had to keep sending him to factory farming. 805 00:56:13,375 --> 00:56:14,375 To factory farming? 806 00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:18,958 That's just one of our places, with the most openings available. 807 00:56:21,083 --> 00:56:22,500 What happened to him? 808 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:26,333 It was really tragic. 809 00:56:27,000 --> 00:56:28,500 He just kept coming here. 810 00:56:28,625 --> 00:56:31,875 We all tried cheering him up together. 811 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:33,416 To give him more confidence. 812 00:56:33,541 --> 00:56:34,875 To make him work on himself. 813 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,291 So that he could reincarnate at a higher level. 814 00:56:37,708 --> 00:56:41,125 No way, he didn't take any advice. No chance. 815 00:56:41,250 --> 00:56:42,458 Frustration! 816 00:56:42,583 --> 00:56:46,166 After the fourth time, he chose to go into "the nothing". 817 00:56:46,791 --> 00:56:47,791 Here we go! 818 00:56:49,625 --> 00:56:51,416 Now we'll do your karma test. 819 00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,250 - Karma test? - Yes. 820 00:56:54,375 --> 00:56:56,166 That's always exciting. 821 00:56:56,291 --> 00:56:59,166 Of course, we have to check where you rank. 822 00:56:59,291 --> 00:57:00,208 Karma-wise. 823 00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:06,333 Well. I'd say I've always been someone who cared for his fellow men ... 824 00:57:06,458 --> 00:57:08,125 You don't have to tell me all that. 825 00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:10,875 We'll see all that on the screen soon enough. 826 00:57:11,000 --> 00:57:14,458 I'm a pioneer in technology. Other departments should follow my lead. 827 00:57:14,583 --> 00:57:15,583 Let's see ... 828 00:57:16,083 --> 00:57:17,708 I'll press "Enter". 829 00:57:18,125 --> 00:57:20,583 The calculation is running. We have to wait a bit. 830 00:57:23,583 --> 00:57:24,583 My cup. 831 00:57:28,500 --> 00:57:30,458 Pass it on. Careful. 832 00:57:30,583 --> 00:57:31,583 Thank you. 833 00:58:12,375 --> 00:58:14,250 "The only way out of the branch office, 834 00:58:14,375 --> 00:58:17,250 excluding special decisions by specialty departments, 835 00:58:17,375 --> 00:58:19,916 see Appendixes G, H, I / J ... 836 00:58:24,125 --> 00:58:25,208 ... is via miracle." 837 00:58:26,500 --> 00:58:31,416 "By a unanimous decision, miracles and the dedicated room 042 838 00:58:31,500 --> 00:58:33,375 are closed until further notice." 839 00:58:38,416 --> 00:58:39,541 Zero! 840 00:58:39,666 --> 00:58:41,041 I forgot my k- . 841 00:58:51,250 --> 00:58:54,041 You probably know that condescending look. 842 00:58:54,541 --> 00:58:57,541 When, for once, you had the guts 843 00:58:57,666 --> 00:59:01,375 to say that you don't feel appreciated. 844 00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,250 Yes. 845 00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:05,541 Exactly, yeah. 846 00:59:07,208 --> 00:59:11,000 And the worst thing is, when you make a mistake, 847 00:59:11,125 --> 00:59:16,458 not even a big one that'd change anything, just a small one, a teeny- tiny one, 848 00:59:16,583 --> 00:59:19,583 and they hold it against you for weeks. 849 00:59:19,708 --> 00:59:21,833 For weeks! I know that feeling. 850 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:26,666 Okay. 851 00:59:28,291 --> 00:59:32,166 - How about we give each other a little hug? - Yes. 852 01:01:03,250 --> 01:01:04,500 Did you order something? 853 01:01:06,791 --> 01:01:08,041 Do you have the delivery? 854 01:01:11,458 --> 01:01:13,166 Yeah, sure, we ordered. 855 01:01:23,875 --> 01:01:24,875 Thank you. 856 01:01:26,625 --> 01:01:29,500 One Pizza Funghi, one Peperoni ... 857 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:36,291 What about Carsten's Diavola? 858 01:01:38,166 --> 01:01:41,000 - You only ordered two. - Oh dear God. 859 01:01:41,750 --> 01:01:44,291 Carsten, the lady forgot your pizza. 860 01:01:45,416 --> 01:01:47,083 He'll starve to death now. 861 01:01:57,416 --> 01:01:59,250 Just a joke. 862 01:01:59,833 --> 01:02:01,750 - There's no one in there. - Not yet. 863 01:02:01,875 --> 01:02:04,583 - Not yet. - But soon there will be. 864 01:02:04,708 --> 01:02:07,708 When we're at the scene of the accident someone goes in there. 865 01:02:07,833 --> 01:02:09,583 - Awful - Really awful. 866 01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:13,041 And are you gonna pay or is it on Carsten as well? 867 01:02:14,125 --> 01:02:16,791 - Not bad. - Carsten, you pay? 868 01:02:40,666 --> 01:02:42,083 Jack, I- 869 01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:46,166 Give me the key. 870 01:02:46,875 --> 01:02:49,416 I only wanted to- uhm ... 871 01:02:51,166 --> 01:02:52,541 The key. 872 01:02:55,208 --> 01:02:56,916 - You ... - Now come. 873 01:02:57,875 --> 01:02:59,958 - Jack, I really just wanted to ... - Come. 874 01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:10,208 Yes. 875 01:03:10,583 --> 01:03:13,125 - Careful. - Beg your pardon. 876 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:17,333 - Yes, please? - Yes, yes, please, yes, please. 877 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:20,458 He's a criminal. One of the worst kind. 878 01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:22,833 - I told you ... - Be quiet, you call me "Sir" now. 879 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:25,375 This is unheard of! Good heavens! 880 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:28,500 - I told you, Sir, I didn't ... - Quiet! I want to hear from her now. 881 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:30,416 - Quiet! - So, what happened- ? 882 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:34,375 Yes, thanks for asking. Thanks for letting me speak. 883 01:03:34,500 --> 01:03:37,791 The karma check showed that our friend here 884 01:03:37,916 --> 01:03:42,166 has a karmic value of a very low Buddhist faith. 885 01:03:42,291 --> 01:03:44,583 And that it's been like this for several years. 886 01:03:44,708 --> 01:03:46,916 And he was involved in the theft of a corpse. 887 01:03:47,041 --> 01:03:48,333 I had nothing to do with it. 888 01:03:48,458 --> 01:03:51,458 Quiet, now. We're talking. Or rather, I am. 889 01:03:51,583 --> 01:03:54,500 Impossible! Are they just painting their nails at the reception? 890 01:03:54,625 --> 01:03:57,083 These things have to be noticed. Where are we? 891 01:03:58,166 --> 01:04:03,666 Now please, you know very well that at the plenary meeting last year 892 01:04:03,791 --> 01:04:07,666 it was decided that the reception is not in charge of these things anymore. 893 01:04:07,791 --> 01:04:12,000 The specialty departments are in charge of this now. That means you. 894 01:04:12,125 --> 01:04:14,333 - Yes. Then we are quite happy. - Yes. 895 01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:16,208 Then there's no problem at all. 896 01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:18,250 Why do we have a problem, then? 897 01:04:18,375 --> 01:04:19,958 Then I'm done here. 898 01:04:20,083 --> 01:04:21,708 I'll just send this fella down. 899 01:04:21,833 --> 01:04:23,041 I'm sending him down, 900 01:04:23,166 --> 01:04:24,208 without further ado. 901 01:04:24,333 --> 01:04:26,458 - Don't look at me like that. - Down? - Oh, yes. 902 01:04:26,583 --> 01:04:29,000 - "Down"? - Don't you think that's a little harsh? 903 01:04:29,125 --> 01:04:32,166 I'm so fed up with people treating my department like this. 904 01:04:32,291 --> 01:04:36,041 Just because I have a lower throughput than the Catholics. It's not okay. 905 01:04:36,166 --> 01:04:39,666 I like my work, I take it seriously and I do it with care. - Yes, alright. 906 01:04:39,791 --> 01:04:42,708 Well if you are so sure about it, 907 01:04:42,833 --> 01:04:46,041 I'll bring him down now. - Yes, yes, please. Please. 908 01:04:46,166 --> 01:04:47,250 Yes, I'm sure, yes. 909 01:04:47,375 --> 01:04:49,750 - You can come with me then. - Go with her then. 910 01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,750 You know what? 911 01:04:52,875 --> 01:04:55,958 I'll just do it now. I just have to walk through a door after all. 912 01:04:56,083 --> 01:04:57,083 Okay. 913 01:05:02,708 --> 01:05:04,166 There's nothing in there. 914 01:05:04,291 --> 01:05:06,125 That's what makes it "the nothing". 915 01:05:10,541 --> 01:05:11,541 Okay. 916 01:05:12,875 --> 01:05:14,500 Could you maybe give me a hug? 917 01:05:14,625 --> 01:05:15,458 Pardon? 918 01:05:15,583 --> 01:05:18,375 I have to go in there alone and you're the only one around. 919 01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:20,041 A goodbye would be kind of nice. 920 01:05:20,916 --> 01:05:21,916 Certainly. 921 01:05:30,458 --> 01:05:32,875 - Take care. - You too. 922 01:05:49,250 --> 01:05:50,375 Excuse me. 923 01:05:52,833 --> 01:05:54,583 I think it's broken. 924 01:05:57,083 --> 01:06:00,541 - Let me explain it to you, please. - There's nothing to explain. 925 01:06:03,291 --> 01:06:04,791 But I can explain it. 926 01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:11,875 - I've done it 50 times now, I think it's ... - One more time, please. 927 01:06:20,166 --> 01:06:22,083 What's going on here? 928 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,125 For heaven's sake. 929 01:06:27,250 --> 01:06:28,875 "The nothing" is broken. 930 01:06:29,833 --> 01:06:32,541 - What? - I'm telling you. 931 01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:34,958 "The nothing" has never been broken. 932 01:06:35,083 --> 01:06:37,875 Did she just come out of it or not? 933 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,833 - Well, get out of there. - Yes. 934 01:06:39,958 --> 01:06:41,083 - Hi! - Hey! 935 01:06:41,666 --> 01:06:44,291 - I'll never leave you again. - What are you doing here? 936 01:06:45,875 --> 01:06:47,666 I'm the janitor's intern. 937 01:06:48,583 --> 01:06:49,791 I don't even know her. 938 01:06:50,375 --> 01:06:52,458 What you do is your business. 939 01:06:52,583 --> 01:06:56,250 But don't create even more work for us than what we already have. 940 01:06:56,750 --> 01:06:57,916 Your number? 941 01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:03,291 Good God, are you kidding me? 942 01:07:03,416 --> 01:07:06,291 You can't just walk around without a number. 943 01:07:06,791 --> 01:07:08,583 You're coming with me now. 944 01:07:08,708 --> 01:07:10,291 And would you be so kind 945 01:07:10,416 --> 01:07:13,958 as to bring Ms. Böhm to a waiting room until "the nothing" works again. 946 01:07:14,666 --> 01:07:16,958 If it's not too much work for you, ok? 947 01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:18,083 Well then? 948 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,625 Can I at least say goodbye? 949 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:28,500 - There's a room of miracles somewhere. - I know, room 042. 950 01:07:54,958 --> 01:07:56,958 Take a number. Pronto! 951 01:07:58,291 --> 01:07:59,250 This one? 952 01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:02,708 Now. 953 01:08:11,166 --> 01:08:13,791 Please, have a seat. 954 01:08:27,833 --> 01:08:29,291 Get out. 955 01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,375 I'm sorry. 956 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:53,458 Well? 957 01:08:55,125 --> 01:08:57,041 Alright. Let's hear it. 958 01:08:57,125 --> 01:08:58,500 What would you like to hear? 959 01:08:58,625 --> 01:09:01,041 I know German, English, un poco italiano. 960 01:09:01,875 --> 01:09:04,625 Alright. We can play it that way. 961 01:09:07,416 --> 01:09:10,416 I'll sum it up: theft of a corpse. 962 01:09:11,291 --> 01:09:14,333 - And that's only what we know so far. - It wasn't me. 963 01:09:14,458 --> 01:09:15,500 Okay? 964 01:09:15,625 --> 01:09:16,958 At least not actively. 965 01:09:17,083 --> 01:09:19,625 What else will we find if we really start digging? 966 01:09:21,416 --> 01:09:23,666 Nothing. It wasn't me. 967 01:09:23,791 --> 01:09:26,625 Nobody ends up here because they didn't do anything. 968 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:27,791 Well, I haven't. 969 01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:30,041 Okay? It wasn't me. 970 01:09:30,666 --> 01:09:33,458 "It wasn't me" won't get you very far. 971 01:09:35,708 --> 01:09:36,708 It really wasn't me. 972 01:09:37,666 --> 01:09:39,458 I've had just about enough of you. 973 01:09:40,333 --> 01:09:43,458 - It's only been a minute. - If you don't confess ... 974 01:09:43,583 --> 01:09:45,333 ... you'll never get out of here. 975 01:09:46,041 --> 01:09:48,916 We don't like unreasonable souls around here. 976 01:09:58,125 --> 01:09:58,875 It wasn't me. 977 01:09:59,875 --> 01:10:01,750 Start talking! 978 01:10:17,208 --> 01:10:20,000 - How long does it take? - Ten months, usually. 979 01:10:20,625 --> 01:10:22,291 But I was born prematurely. 980 01:10:22,791 --> 01:10:24,041 It'll be faster, then. 981 01:10:34,791 --> 01:10:36,666 Please, sit down. 982 01:10:38,583 --> 01:10:39,750 Number? 983 01:10:46,125 --> 01:10:48,875 Your name is Theresa Bauer ... 984 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:50,541 It's her. 985 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:53,250 Sorry? 986 01:10:53,375 --> 01:10:54,375 It's her! 987 01:10:55,125 --> 01:10:56,375 Really? 988 01:10:56,916 --> 01:10:58,250 What do you mean? 989 01:10:58,375 --> 01:11:00,458 - Rita, tell everyone right away. - Yes! 990 01:11:00,875 --> 01:11:02,166 What's going on? 991 01:11:02,750 --> 01:11:04,500 "What's going on?" 992 01:11:04,625 --> 01:11:06,291 It's time to celebrate! 993 01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:26,291 - Hooray! A miracle! - What? 994 01:12:05,208 --> 01:12:06,291 Are you coming? 995 01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:09,875 Is "the nothing" broken? 996 01:12:12,125 --> 01:12:14,125 Did you check the ventilation? 997 01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:20,625 - Yes. - And the cable runs? 998 01:12:23,750 --> 01:12:24,916 The fuse? 999 01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:27,375 Yes. 1000 01:12:28,333 --> 01:12:29,416 Flashlight. 1001 01:12:33,333 --> 01:12:34,958 I'll take a look. 1002 01:12:38,041 --> 01:12:39,291 He's new. 1003 01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:41,833 Be patient with him. 1004 01:12:44,875 --> 01:12:47,916 Let it be, now. Otherwise we'll be late for- 1005 01:12:49,291 --> 01:12:49,916 Gone. 1006 01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,833 Well, I didn't see anything. 1007 01:12:55,958 --> 01:12:59,958 We should just go to the ceremony or this will be a lot of work. 1008 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:03,208 But at least "the nothing" seems to work again. 1009 01:13:03,333 --> 01:13:06,916 Sometimes, things just move in mysterious ways. 1010 01:13:07,750 --> 01:13:09,750 - It's going to be great! - Yeah? 1011 01:13:09,875 --> 01:13:12,416 - Yes! - Here. 1012 01:13:15,541 --> 01:13:18,500 - Well, finally. - She's finally here. 1013 01:13:18,625 --> 01:13:20,125 And who found her? 1014 01:13:20,250 --> 01:13:23,083 We have to hurry, the others are waiting. 1015 01:13:32,083 --> 01:13:34,583 If you want to sacrifice me to some deity, I'll ... 1016 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:38,875 Ladies, I'll take over from here. 1017 01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,000 - But Sylvia has- - And I'm very grateful to you for that. 1018 01:13:42,125 --> 01:13:44,208 But the lottery was my idea. 1019 01:13:44,625 --> 01:13:45,916 But it was- 1020 01:13:50,458 --> 01:13:51,416 Snip snap. 1021 01:13:52,875 --> 01:13:54,166 - Come. - Huh? 1022 01:13:58,791 --> 01:14:00,125 What the hell? 1023 01:14:00,250 --> 01:14:02,833 Quite the opposite, actually. 1024 01:14:02,958 --> 01:14:07,166 WAGNER FAMILY FARM MILK - EGGS - CHEESE 1025 01:14:07,291 --> 01:14:08,625 Come on. 1026 01:14:09,833 --> 01:14:12,666 No matter what we do, it's always wrong. 1027 01:14:12,791 --> 01:14:15,625 I think we're doing a lot of things right. 1028 01:14:29,958 --> 01:14:31,125 Michi. 1029 01:15:10,875 --> 01:15:11,875 Well. 1030 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:17,791 Dear colleagues, dear friends, dear Michael, dear Resi. 1031 01:15:18,833 --> 01:15:24,291 We have gathered here to fulfill a wish of a very special person: 1032 01:15:25,250 --> 01:15:30,000 Michael, the first winner of our lottery. 1033 01:15:39,208 --> 01:15:40,416 It is to our great pleasure, 1034 01:15:40,541 --> 01:15:45,208 that our first winner is such an unselfish one. 1035 01:15:45,333 --> 01:15:46,500 Why? 1036 01:15:46,625 --> 01:15:50,125 Because in the decisive moment, 1037 01:15:50,250 --> 01:15:52,166 when he was granted a wish, 1038 01:15:52,291 --> 01:15:54,583 he did not just think of himself 1039 01:15:54,708 --> 01:15:57,708 but also of his great love: Resi. 1040 01:15:58,750 --> 01:16:03,625 His wish was for you both to spend every day together, in eternity, 1041 01:16:03,750 --> 01:16:06,041 here at the family farm. 1042 01:16:06,166 --> 01:16:10,458 Especially since you were tragically denied this opportunity in your lifetime. 1043 01:16:12,833 --> 01:16:14,041 So now ... 1044 01:16:15,291 --> 01:16:17,375 Let's get to the most important question. 1045 01:16:18,625 --> 01:16:21,958 - Do you, dear Resi ... - No. 1046 01:16:25,916 --> 01:16:27,208 We'll try that again. 1047 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:31,458 Do you, dear Resi ... 1048 01:16:31,583 --> 01:16:32,583 No. 1049 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:35,000 I don't want this. 1050 01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:37,958 - I should have told you earlier. - But Resi ... 1051 01:16:38,083 --> 01:16:41,416 Resi, you know, if you refuse... 1052 01:16:42,416 --> 01:16:44,708 ... we'll have to send you into "the nothing". 1053 01:16:44,833 --> 01:16:46,041 And Michi as well. 1054 01:16:47,166 --> 01:16:49,500 You couldn't possibly be that selfish, right? 1055 01:16:52,541 --> 01:16:53,541 Yes, I am. 1056 01:16:58,125 --> 01:16:59,041 Theresa! 1057 01:16:59,958 --> 01:17:02,750 - We're talking about eternal life! - Yeah, sorry. 1058 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:07,750 For heaven's sake! 1059 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:14,000 She'll be comin' round the mountain When she comes 1060 01:17:14,125 --> 01:17:17,250 She'll be comin' round the mountain When she comes 1061 01:17:17,375 --> 01:17:20,750 She'll be comin' round the mountain ... 1062 01:17:20,875 --> 01:17:23,625 She'll be comin' round the mountain When she comes 1063 01:17:25,833 --> 01:17:29,000 Singing 'aye aye yippee yippee aye' 1064 01:17:29,125 --> 01:17:32,416 Singing 'aye aye yippee yippee aye' 1065 01:17:32,541 --> 01:17:36,041 Singing 'aye aye yippee yippee' 'aye aye yippee yippee' 1066 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:39,583 'aye aye yippee yippee aye' 1067 01:17:39,708 --> 01:17:41,166 Come on, sing along! 1068 01:17:42,333 --> 01:17:43,583 - What? - Come on. 1069 01:17:44,041 --> 01:17:45,000 No. 1070 01:17:45,125 --> 01:17:48,000 Please, please, please. 1071 01:17:49,250 --> 01:17:52,375 She'll be comin' round the mountain When she comes 1072 01:17:52,500 --> 01:17:55,375 She'll be comin' round the mountain When she comes 1073 01:17:55,500 --> 01:17:58,416 Please shut up, okay? Shut up! 1074 01:17:58,541 --> 01:18:02,166 She'll be comin' round the mountain When she comes 1075 01:18:07,625 --> 01:18:11,041 Singing 'aye aye yippee yippee aye' 1076 01:18:11,166 --> 01:18:14,041 Singing 'aye aye yippee yippee aye' ... 1077 01:18:14,166 --> 01:18:17,541 Can't someone turn this off? Hello. Hello! 1078 01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:20,541 Can someone turn off the fish? Hello! 1079 01:18:22,708 --> 01:18:23,708 Hello! 1080 01:18:26,791 --> 01:18:27,791 Hello! 1081 01:18:31,458 --> 01:18:32,458 Hello? 1082 01:18:33,333 --> 01:18:35,250 - Help! - Hello? 1083 01:18:38,458 --> 01:18:40,166 Can anyone hear me? 1084 01:18:45,125 --> 01:18:46,125 Michi. 1085 01:18:49,875 --> 01:18:51,125 I'm sorry. 1086 01:18:52,958 --> 01:18:55,333 - Michi. - I don't get it. 1087 01:18:57,041 --> 01:18:59,875 You'd rather go into "the nothing" than be here with me. 1088 01:19:02,500 --> 01:19:04,166 Isn't that what we always wanted? 1089 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,833 No. I never wanted that. 1090 01:19:13,166 --> 01:19:16,958 The day you told me you had a tumor I actually wanted to break up. 1091 01:19:17,083 --> 01:19:18,958 - What? - Yeah. 1092 01:19:21,458 --> 01:19:22,750 Why didn't you do it? 1093 01:19:24,416 --> 01:19:26,750 Who would break up with someone who has cancer? 1094 01:19:29,458 --> 01:19:30,916 Didn't you love me anymore? 1095 01:19:32,166 --> 01:19:33,958 Yes, I did. 1096 01:19:34,875 --> 01:19:37,500 Of course. I mean, you're a great guy. It's just ... 1097 01:19:39,375 --> 01:19:41,208 It's just ... 1098 01:19:42,666 --> 01:19:44,875 I can't do all this, it's not ... 1099 01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,000 So now I have to go into "the nothing"? 1100 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:49,416 Did you ever think about me? 1101 01:19:49,541 --> 01:19:52,083 Yes. All the time, until the end. 1102 01:19:53,416 --> 01:19:55,041 That's why we're all dead. 1103 01:19:55,166 --> 01:19:58,000 Because I wanted to scatter your ashes as you wished. - We? 1104 01:19:58,416 --> 01:20:00,791 Fipsi, Mel, Sophie, all of us. We had a car accident. 1105 01:20:04,291 --> 01:20:07,000 So my ashes are lying in some roadside ditch? 1106 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:18,458 No, only half of your ashes. 1107 01:20:48,875 --> 01:20:50,333 Fridolin was only part of it. 1108 01:20:50,458 --> 01:20:51,750 - She's the main problem. - Yes! 1109 01:20:51,875 --> 01:20:54,125 - She's the problem. - Who'd expect her to say no? 1110 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,208 But who can solve the problem, if not her? 1111 01:21:07,916 --> 01:21:11,791 You're aware that you just rejected eternal life? 1112 01:21:13,291 --> 01:21:14,291 Yes. 1113 01:21:14,833 --> 01:21:16,375 I don't want it. 1114 01:21:16,875 --> 01:21:18,875 Why did you steal my key, then? 1115 01:21:20,458 --> 01:21:23,125 To get back to life somehow, I thought. 1116 01:21:23,250 --> 01:21:25,583 No, back to my life. 1117 01:21:27,083 --> 01:21:30,583 That's a big difference. I just wanted to live my life, for once. 1118 01:21:30,708 --> 01:21:33,333 You're clinging to things you can't change anymore. 1119 01:21:35,333 --> 01:21:36,333 Yes. 1120 01:21:37,875 --> 01:21:39,291 Sucks, right? 1121 01:21:43,291 --> 01:21:46,583 At least you didn't run away from your decisions anymore. 1122 01:21:49,416 --> 01:21:52,208 But now I'm guilty that he's lying in the roadside ditch. 1123 01:21:59,750 --> 01:22:01,250 I'll leave you to it. 1124 01:22:02,791 --> 01:22:04,125 Take care, Zero. 1125 01:22:08,666 --> 01:22:11,208 It was nice to meet you, Jack. 1126 01:22:12,041 --> 01:22:13,375 You too. 1127 01:22:15,458 --> 01:22:16,625 Oh, by the way ... 1128 01:22:18,166 --> 01:22:20,166 ... you'll have to make a sacrifice. 1129 01:22:23,166 --> 01:22:24,250 A sacrifice? 1130 01:22:30,916 --> 01:22:32,500 He is a Jackass. 1131 01:22:32,625 --> 01:22:33,625 A disaster. 1132 01:23:08,875 --> 01:23:10,333 Golly! 1133 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:14,041 - What are you doing here? - How did you get the keys? 1134 01:23:14,916 --> 01:23:17,000 - From the janitor. - Really? 1135 01:23:18,333 --> 01:23:20,291 And where are you going? 1136 01:23:22,041 --> 01:23:23,291 Room 042. 1137 01:23:28,583 --> 01:23:30,625 The head of department will go crazy. 1138 01:23:31,541 --> 01:23:34,125 Down the aisle to the left. 1139 01:23:35,250 --> 01:23:37,125 - Like the wind! - Like the wind! 1140 01:23:37,625 --> 01:23:39,333 We don't have much time! 1141 01:24:25,583 --> 01:24:26,875 What's going on here? 1142 01:24:27,000 --> 01:24:28,166 Sophie! 1143 01:24:28,291 --> 01:24:29,541 - Philipp! - Get me out of here. 1144 01:24:36,625 --> 01:24:39,041 - Where are we even going? - To the room of miracles. 1145 01:24:39,791 --> 01:24:40,791 Fipsi! 1146 01:24:41,291 --> 01:24:42,250 Philipp! 1147 01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:52,291 Oh my God! 1148 01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:54,083 - Resi! - Oh God. 1149 01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:57,458 - What happened? - Michi wanted to marry me. 1150 01:24:57,583 --> 01:24:58,541 - What? - Michi? 1151 01:25:20,125 --> 01:25:22,791 Hey, hey! Here! The room of miracles! 1152 01:25:38,208 --> 01:25:39,500 Three. 1153 01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:40,833 Lovely. 1154 01:25:40,958 --> 01:25:42,833 They could've told us earlier. 1155 01:25:43,625 --> 01:25:45,291 Where are we supposed to put them? 1156 01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:48,500 Maybe we could try ... 1157 01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:51,208 Try what? 1158 01:25:51,333 --> 01:25:53,750 Well, maybe they can ... 1159 01:25:56,291 --> 01:25:59,250 - You can't be serious? - Three birds, one stone. 1160 01:26:19,166 --> 01:26:21,208 - Hello. - Hello. 1161 01:26:36,916 --> 01:26:39,750 - We have to rearrange them, right? - Yes. 1162 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:54,166 Almost got it. 1163 01:26:55,125 --> 01:26:56,250 Do you want to sit down? 1164 01:26:56,375 --> 01:26:58,208 - What? - All good, go on. 1165 01:27:02,000 --> 01:27:03,916 - I can move my wrists again. - Really? 1166 01:27:05,083 --> 01:27:07,041 I swear, one of them will fit. 1167 01:27:09,375 --> 01:27:11,208 - Resi? - I almost got it. 1168 01:27:11,333 --> 01:27:14,000 - There are only seven left. - Quiet. There's someone- 1169 01:27:14,958 --> 01:27:16,250 - Got it! I got it! - Oh my God. 1170 01:27:16,375 --> 01:27:17,375 Let's go. 1171 01:27:22,875 --> 01:27:24,375 Guys, over there! 1172 01:27:25,250 --> 01:27:26,250 Come on. 1173 01:27:38,125 --> 01:27:39,791 This is supposed to be a miracle? 1174 01:27:39,916 --> 01:27:41,333 Looks like "the nothing". 1175 01:27:44,125 --> 01:27:45,041 Okay. 1176 01:27:46,125 --> 01:27:47,083 Then ... 1177 01:27:48,500 --> 01:27:49,500 Let's go. 1178 01:27:50,833 --> 01:27:52,250 Stop! Stop! 1179 01:27:53,833 --> 01:27:55,875 Jack said something about a sacrifice. 1180 01:27:57,541 --> 01:27:58,541 Wait. 1181 01:27:59,583 --> 01:28:01,541 Maybe someone has to go through one door 1182 01:28:01,666 --> 01:28:04,166 so that someone else can go through the other door. 1183 01:28:13,541 --> 01:28:14,541 Guys ... 1184 01:28:18,500 --> 01:28:20,583 I'm telling you right away. 1185 01:28:20,708 --> 01:28:22,791 I'm not sacrificing myself for anyone. 1186 01:28:23,916 --> 01:28:26,458 - What? - Resi, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. 1187 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:30,791 Philipp, we all wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. So you go first. 1188 01:28:30,916 --> 01:28:32,541 - What? Absolutely not. - Yes. 1189 01:28:32,666 --> 01:28:36,166 - You were driving, Sophie. You should go. - And who put a stain on my seat? 1190 01:28:36,291 --> 01:28:38,583 "Eyes on the road." The first rule of driving. 1191 01:28:38,708 --> 01:28:40,375 Okay, guys! I'll go. 1192 01:28:41,125 --> 01:28:42,916 No way. - Yes, Fipsi is right. 1193 01:28:43,041 --> 01:28:45,541 If I hadn't talked you into it, we wouldn't be here. 1194 01:28:56,875 --> 01:28:58,000 Wait, I'll do it! 1195 01:28:58,125 --> 01:29:00,208 Michi! Oh my God! 1196 01:29:03,708 --> 01:29:04,833 You look great. 1197 01:29:04,958 --> 01:29:06,083 You too. 1198 01:29:10,458 --> 01:29:11,208 Hey. 1199 01:29:15,541 --> 01:29:17,125 A- Are you sure? 1200 01:29:17,250 --> 01:29:20,500 All good. It's your turn, now. 1201 01:29:23,583 --> 01:29:25,000 Don't you want to go back? 1202 01:29:26,625 --> 01:29:28,375 It's too late for me. 1203 01:29:28,500 --> 01:29:30,875 My ashes have already been scattered. 1204 01:29:32,083 --> 01:29:33,458 Wait a minute. 1205 01:29:33,583 --> 01:29:36,666 Do we really want to risk it? We can still sacrifice two for two. 1206 01:29:38,166 --> 01:29:41,500 - What? No, no, no it will work. - Yes, it's going to work. 1207 01:29:41,625 --> 01:29:44,875 - I'll open the gate by going through a door. - Right. 1208 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,333 And how do you know? 1209 01:29:46,916 --> 01:29:48,625 You learn a few things when you ... 1210 01:30:18,541 --> 01:30:20,083 See you in the next life. 1211 01:30:23,208 --> 01:30:25,083 You didn't believe in that. 1212 01:30:44,000 --> 01:30:45,041 Okay. Let's go. 1213 01:31:24,208 --> 01:31:25,208 Hello, Zero. 1214 01:31:26,666 --> 01:31:28,291 What are you doing here? 1215 01:31:28,416 --> 01:31:30,708 We're going into "the nothing". 1216 01:31:35,291 --> 01:31:39,000 I made it as easy as possible for you. 1217 01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:43,583 But th- then ... 1218 01:31:47,083 --> 01:31:48,208 What about the others? 1219 01:31:48,708 --> 01:31:53,708 You gave them the gift of life. Two miracles, two sacrifices. 1220 01:32:01,875 --> 01:32:03,083 That's it, then? 1221 01:32:08,500 --> 01:32:09,958 Are you ready? 1222 01:33:31,916 --> 01:33:34,541 - I told you it was going to work. - Yeah. 1223 01:33:46,541 --> 01:33:47,541 Excuse me? 1224 01:34:23,625 --> 01:34:25,291 What are you two doing here? 1225 01:34:25,416 --> 01:34:28,083 We need a new company car. 1226 01:34:29,125 --> 01:34:30,125 Please. 1227 01:34:31,041 --> 01:34:32,041 Please. 1228 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:21,541 Subtitles: Jana Knäringer, digital images GmbH, Halle (Saale), 2025