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Hi!

2
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(SCREAMS)
(THUDDING)

3
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Sorry, my sweet.
Did I startle you?

4
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No, I screamed and
fell on my butt for fun!

5
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Zuri!
Why are you screaming?

6
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Hey, Jessie.

7
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Oh, Stuart.
Question retracted.

8
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Stuart, where have you been?

9
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You were supposed
to meet here
15 minutes ago.

10
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Forgive me.

11
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My monkey bar pants
were still in the dryer.

12
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I've heard a lot of
excuses from guys before,
but that one's a first.

13
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Stuart,
I'm a busy woman.

14
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I scheduled monkey bars
from 9:00 to 9:15.

15
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Now I have to go
groom my zebra.

16
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You know,
Zuri and I really seem
to be drifting apart.

17
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Were you ever together?

18
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Yes, if Photoshop counts.

19
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According to Channing Tatum's
lawyer, it does not.

20
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Look, Stuart, the truth is,
relationships are hard work.

21
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Zuri said we're in
a relationship?

22
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(SPRAYS)

23
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Friendships are hard work.

24
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Sometimes you have to make
an extra effort to carve out
time for each other.

25
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You're right, Jessie.

26
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I'll make more time
for Zuri by reducing
my piccolo practice

27
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from two hours a day
to one hour.

28
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Oh, Stuart...

29
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If you want any girl to
spend time with you,

30
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cut down piccolo practice
to zero hours.

31
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Then pick up a guitar.

32
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And some weights.

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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh

34
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

35
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

36
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

37
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♪ But they keep on pulling
me every which way

38
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♪ Hey Jessie, hey Jessie

39
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♪ My whole world is changing
Turning around

40
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♪ They got me going crazy
Yeah, they're shaking
the ground

41
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♪ But they took a chance
on the new girl in town

42
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♪ And I don't want to let them
down, down, down

43
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♪ Hey Jessie

44
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♪ Hey Jessie

45
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♪ It feels like a party
every day

46
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♪ Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey, Jessie ♪

47
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Guess what show
I'm auditioning
for tomorrow!

48
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Guess who doesn't care.

49
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Oh, so you don't care
about a certain TV show

50
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about a wealthy
aristocratic family

51
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and their servants in a
turn-of-the-century
Boston estate?

52
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BOTH: Worthington Manor?

53
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That's our favorite show!

54
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Congratulations, Jessie!
You'll be great
playing a servant.

55
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What makes you think
I'm auditioning
to play a servant?

56
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Because you're a servant.

57
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I am an actor.
I can be anything.

58
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In that case, can you be
"good at acting?"

59
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Because if you get this part,

60
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then Emma and I can go
to set with you and meet all
of our favorite actors!

61
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And we can help you prepare.

62
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We're Worthington Manor
experts.

63
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I was actually president
of the Worthington Manor
Fan Club.

64
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Until I was overthrown
in a coup d'etat.

65
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I had to do it!
You were a tyrant!

66
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Okay.

67
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Well, I will take
all the help I can get.

68
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I'm auditioning for the role
of a socialite heiress
who visits the estate.

69
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You're gonna play
an heiress?

70
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Do you think you can
pull off that level
of sophistication?

71
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Sure, why not?

72
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(MUFFLED) You want some?

73
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I hope she means
from the can.

74
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Okay, Stuart,
for doing my homework,

75
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you get an hour
of Zuri time.

76
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Don't waste it.

77
00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:10,746
Your eyes sparkle brighter
than the sequins
on my band uniform.

78
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Fifty-nine minutes
and counting.

79
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(GRUNTS)

80
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Luke, I beg your pardon,
but the terrace is reserved
for Zuri and me.

81
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Yeah, pretty sure
you can't do that.

82
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Plus, Jessie sent me
out here.

83
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She says I'm spending
too much time inside
playing video games.

84
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So...

85
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(LASERS FIRING IN GAME)

86
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Luke!
Prepare for a thrashing!

87
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Ugh! With these two nitwits,
I can't concentrate
on the game.

88
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Oh, honey, you roll dice

89
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and move the game piece
a corresponding
amount of spaces.

90
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It doesn't require
a lot of concentration.

91
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And yet,
I'm walking away.

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What do you Neanderthals
not understand about
a red velvet rope?

93
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(GRUNTS)

94
00:05:04,875 --> 00:05:07,575
(CLATTERING)

95
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Luke, the whole school
is talking about my crush
on Kylie Nicholson.

96
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I told you that
in confidence!

97
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I didn't tell anybody,

98
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except Dave,
and Eric and Gossip Gary.

99
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Who knew it would get out?

100
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Ugh! You have
ruined my life!

101
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And I will have my revenge!

102
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I will tell the entire
school about your
embarrassing habit of...

103
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You know, how you...

104
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You got nothing.

105
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My life is an open book.

106
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Which is ironic,
since I don't like
to open books.

107
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You just had a baby,
why were you driving so fast?

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(SNIFFLING)

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(TURNS OFF THE TV)
BERTRAM: Ah.

110
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That wraps up Season 5
of Worthington Manor.

111
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(SNORING)

112
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Jessie!

113
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Isn't this helpful
for your audition?

114
00:06:04,665 --> 00:06:06,965
Not as helpful as getting
a good night's sleep.

115
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Well, if you don't
get the part,

116
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you'll have plenty of time
to sleep on the streets.

117
00:06:12,643 --> 00:06:15,513
What?
I'll still be the nanny.

118
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I'll still have
a room here. Right?

119
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You have to know the show
to be on it.

120
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(SCOFFS) I think I know
the show by now.

121
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Oh, yeah?

122
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Then how did the Worthingtons
earn their fortune back

123
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after losing it
for the fifth time at
the end of Season 3?

124
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Huh?

125
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Uh, uh...

126
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Oh! That was when
Waldorf Worthington
got that huge settlement

127
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after tripping on
Henry Cabot's
crooked cobblestones.

128
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That was Season 2!

129
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You bring shame to
Worthington Manor!

130
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How do you two know
so much about the
Worthington Family,

131
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yet neither of you
could tell me
Ravi's middle name?

132
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He has a middle name?

133
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(WHISPERS)
Which one is Ravi?

134
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What's so great about
the Worthingtons anyway?

135
00:07:00,020 --> 00:07:01,750
They can't even
dress themselves.

136
00:07:01,752 --> 00:07:03,652
Back then,
the rich were pampered.

137
00:07:03,654 --> 00:07:05,604
Not like today.

138
00:07:05,596 --> 00:07:07,026
Says the girl
I take to dance class
in a helicopter.

139
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Stuart, what are we
doing here?

140
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I want to be alone
with you, my sweet.

141
00:07:16,937 --> 00:07:19,537
So we can finally

142
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finish our board game!

143
00:07:23,714 --> 00:07:26,924
Stuart, the panic room
is for emergencies,

144
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like for us to hide in
if someone breaks into
the penthouse.

145
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Or Jessie tries to
make me do chores.

146
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But this is an emergency!

147
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We need to bond!

148
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I'm a lonely little guy!

149
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And it's gonna
stay that way.

150
00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:43,792
(BEEPING)

151
00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:45,774
(BUZZING)

152
00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,596
The exit code
is not working!

153
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On the bright side,

154
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that gives us
plenty of time to
finish our game!

155
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Stuart! We are trapped
without any food or water!

156
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And I do not want
to be found next to a skeleton
in a sweater vest!

157
00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:10,058
Stuart, what are we
gonna do?

158
00:08:10,060 --> 00:08:12,090
Enjoy our time together?

159
00:08:14,665 --> 00:08:17,065
Remove your arm
from my shoulder,

160
00:08:17,067 --> 00:08:19,797
or you'll be removing
these dice from your colon!

161
00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,812
RAVI: Could you please
keep it down?
We are trying to meditate!

162
00:08:25,235 --> 00:08:26,235
Ravi?

163
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(GROWLING)

164
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What are you doing
in here?

165
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This is where I come
when I need some
peace and quiet

166
00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,286
to center myself
after Luke has ruined
my life.

167
00:08:39,249 --> 00:08:40,719
I am in here a lot.

168
00:08:42,553 --> 00:08:45,763
Well, I'm glad you like it,
because we're trapped!

169
00:08:45,756 --> 00:08:47,656
What? Nonsense.

170
00:08:47,658 --> 00:08:49,828
You probably just
entered the code wrong.

171
00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:52,601
(BEEPING)
(BUZZES)

172
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Oh, dear.

173
00:08:55,105 --> 00:08:56,605
By the quickening
of my pulse,

174
00:08:56,607 --> 00:08:59,737
I am beginning to see
why this is called a
"panic room."

175
00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,940
Now give me room to panic!

176
00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:03,142
(SCREAMING)

177
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:10,176
I'm auditioning for
the role of an heiress,
not a bookshelf!

178
00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,182
Heiresses have great posture.

179
00:09:14,184 --> 00:09:16,164
You look like
you're auditioning
for the letter "S."

180
00:09:19,690 --> 00:09:22,330
Tea is served,
as you requested, milady.

181
00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:25,344
How delightful.

182
00:09:25,335 --> 00:09:27,135
Thank you, Bertram.

183
00:09:27,137 --> 00:09:28,867
Mmm. Don't mind if I do.

184
00:09:31,071 --> 00:09:32,241
Ow!

185
00:09:32,242 --> 00:09:34,142
Do it like on
Worthington Manor!

186
00:09:34,144 --> 00:09:37,084
I wanted to be the one
to smack you,
but Emma won the coin toss.

187
00:09:40,981 --> 00:09:42,751
Ow!
Again!

188
00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,313
You must hold the saucer,

189
00:09:44,314 --> 00:09:47,924
then lift the tea cup
by the handle,
with your pinkie out.

190
00:09:53,163 --> 00:09:56,203
It's like watching
a monkey using tools
for the first time.

191
00:09:59,029 --> 00:10:00,969
This is terrible!

192
00:10:00,971 --> 00:10:03,071
It could be days before
someone comes in here!

193
00:10:03,073 --> 00:10:04,273
Hey, guys.

194
00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:06,144
Luke! Do not let
the door close

195
00:10:07,978 --> 00:10:09,108
behind you.

196
00:10:11,682 --> 00:10:13,112
What are you guys
doing in here?

197
00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:14,113
Bowling.

198
00:10:16,046 --> 00:10:18,216
Why did you come
in here, Luke?

199
00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:23,118
Oh, well, you see.
I was looking for you guys.

200
00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,193
(CHUCKLES)

201
00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:25,834
Because I missed you.

202
00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:30,359
And why do you keep on
looking over there?

203
00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:35,172
What shameful thing
are you hiding
in that trunk?

204
00:10:35,165 --> 00:10:36,635
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
It's nothing.

205
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:37,636
Whoa!

206
00:10:40,110 --> 00:10:41,870
An accordion?

207
00:10:41,872 --> 00:10:44,112
This is almost too easy.

208
00:10:44,114 --> 00:10:47,684
The accordion happens to be
very a noble instrument.

209
00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:49,878
It makes beautiful music
by expelling air.

210
00:10:50,380 --> 00:10:51,380
Like I do.

211
00:10:53,123 --> 00:10:56,333
I am telling
the whole school!

212
00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:59,056
Even band geeks will
throw you in a locker!

213
00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,129
(LAUGHS)

214
00:11:01,131 --> 00:11:04,801
The accordion is
the pocket protector
of instruments.

215
00:11:04,795 --> 00:11:07,195
And that's coming from a guy
who rocks the piccolo.

216
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,882
Okay, this is my
big emotional scene.

217
00:11:14,875 --> 00:11:18,045
Katherine Mansford
confesses her feelings for the
butler of Worthington Manor,

218
00:11:18,048 --> 00:11:19,048
but knows her
father will never...

219
00:11:19,049 --> 00:11:20,849
La-la-la-la-la-la-la!

220
00:11:22,052 --> 00:11:24,792
I don't want
any more spoilers.

221
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,885
Call if Jessie needs
to be hit with
the ruler again.

222
00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,387
That was fun.

223
00:11:29,389 --> 00:11:32,889
Remember,
your character is part of
the upper-class elite,

224
00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,033
and I am playing
the lowly butler.

225
00:11:35,025 --> 00:11:37,795
You must resist the urge
to love me.

226
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,368
Not exactly an
acting challenge.

227
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:45,112
Hey, Ravi, shouldn't
this cable plugged in
to the monitor?

228
00:11:45,976 --> 00:11:47,706
Actually, yes.

229
00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,277
Way to nerd out, Luke.

230
00:11:49,279 --> 00:11:53,039
First, the accordion,
now audio-visual expertise...

231
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:55,853
When does your
Civil War Reenactment
Club meet?

232
00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:01,320
Ravi, you fixed it!

233
00:12:05,856 --> 00:12:08,856
JESSIE: Can this really
be happening?
What will people think?

234
00:12:08,859 --> 00:12:10,829
I don't care what
the world thinks!

235
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,061
All that matters is
what you think.

236
00:12:13,063 --> 00:12:15,013
JESSIE: I think you are
the sweetest,

237
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:17,965
kindest, most wonderful man
I've ever met.

238
00:12:17,968 --> 00:12:20,208
But alas, we must
fight these feelings.

239
00:12:20,210 --> 00:12:22,270
Don't fight them,
embrace them.

240
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:26,053
Please,
I'm just a butler,

241
00:12:26,046 --> 00:12:29,416
sitting in front of a girl,
asking her to love him.

242
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,080
No. Way.

243
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:39,225
And I'm just a girl
telling a butler,
"I love you!"

244
00:12:39,229 --> 00:12:41,229
No!

245
00:12:41,231 --> 00:12:43,231
(SOBBING)

246
00:12:43,233 --> 00:12:44,293
Jessie and...

247
00:12:44,294 --> 00:12:45,544
Bertram?

248
00:12:45,535 --> 00:12:47,395
I guess love
is in the air.

249
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:52,270
I want to shout it
from the rooftops.

250
00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:54,272
I love you!
I love you! I love you!
I love you! I love you!

251
00:12:56,106 --> 00:12:58,246
Turn it off!
Turn it off!

252
00:13:00,050 --> 00:13:02,150
Shall we cement our love

253
00:13:02,813 --> 00:13:04,053
with a kiss?

254
00:13:05,956 --> 00:13:07,816
You got it!
Let's stop there!

255
00:13:07,818 --> 00:13:08,888
Okay.

256
00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,289
Great.
Way to go.

257
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:14,020
Well, (CHUCKLES)
I can't believe I'm saying
this, but you were

258
00:13:14,024 --> 00:13:15,204
great.

259
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,195
I might actually
get this part!

260
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:21,197
And more importantly,
I might get to meet
the Worthingtons!

261
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:25,111
It's amazing how much
you can get done when you
don't have any distractions.

262
00:13:25,105 --> 00:13:26,175
Hey!

263
00:13:26,176 --> 00:13:28,176
Where are all
the distractions?

264
00:13:28,178 --> 00:13:31,438
Now that I think of it,
I haven't seen Luke, Ravi,
or Zuri in hours.

265
00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:33,181
You say that like
it's a bad thing.

266
00:13:38,388 --> 00:13:41,488
Okay, I have connected
this switch
from the control panel

267
00:13:41,491 --> 00:13:43,591
into the penthouse
electrical system.

268
00:13:43,593 --> 00:13:46,463
Now, I can signal Jessie
using Morse Code.

269
00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:48,226
You know Morse Code?

270
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:51,028
Of course! It is my favorite
of all the codes.

271
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:54,132
Why Bertram?

272
00:13:54,134 --> 00:13:55,574
(SOBBING)

273
00:13:55,565 --> 00:13:58,005
He's cranky and bald,

274
00:13:58,008 --> 00:14:02,268
and dances like an
electrocuted walrus.

275
00:14:02,272 --> 00:14:03,572
(SOBBING CONTINUES)

276
00:14:04,474 --> 00:14:06,024
Why, Jessie?

277
00:14:07,317 --> 00:14:08,447
Why?

278
00:14:13,123 --> 00:14:15,533
Listen, if you're turning
lights off,
can you start in here?

279
00:14:15,525 --> 00:14:17,955
I cannot watch this
train wreck anymore.

280
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,472
Guys! Where are you?

281
00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:28,495
Really? Sell the helicopter
and pay your electric bill,
people!

282
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,370
Wait, that's Morse Code!

283
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,075
S...

284
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,576
O...

285
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,248
S... It must be Ravi!
It's his favorite
of all the codes.

286
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,624
(DOOR BEEPS)

287
00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:47,185
Ravi?

288
00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:50,187
Jessie, thank goodness!
Hold the door open.

289
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:52,120
What are you guys
doing in here?
Hiding from Stuart?

290
00:14:53,263 --> 00:14:56,203
Uh, I mean... Uh...

291
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:57,596
I got nothing.
Sorry, Stuart.

292
00:14:59,169 --> 00:15:01,599
He's fine.
The kid's got thick skin.

293
00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,132
Let's just get out of here!

294
00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:06,344
Luke, no!
What in the blazes...

295
00:15:06,336 --> 00:15:08,206
No one's leaving.

296
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:11,178
Not until Jessie gets over
being in love with Bertram!

297
00:15:11,181 --> 00:15:13,941
What? I am not in love
with Bertram. And frankly,

298
00:15:13,944 --> 00:15:16,554
I'm really hurt that
you think my dating life
has come to that.

299
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:22,489
Then what was that
little scene we saw
on the cameras?

300
00:15:22,492 --> 00:15:25,032
A little scene!
For my audition tonight!

301
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,555
Oh, like you would
get an audition!

302
00:15:28,358 --> 00:15:29,928
Thanks a lot, Luke.

303
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:32,099
Now we are all going
to die in here!

304
00:15:32,102 --> 00:15:33,932
We're not locked in here.

305
00:15:35,305 --> 00:15:37,135
(BEEPS)

306
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,437
(BUZZES)
We're locked in here!

307
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:42,269
Luke, this just went
from being the panic room

308
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:44,372
to being the
"I'm gonna kick
your butt" room!

309
00:15:44,374 --> 00:15:45,724
Guys!

310
00:15:46,216 --> 00:15:47,516
Calm down.

311
00:15:47,517 --> 00:15:50,717
The truth is,
we're not trapped.

312
00:15:50,720 --> 00:15:54,150
I changed the exit code
so Zuri and I could
be together.

313
00:15:54,154 --> 00:15:55,634
Whoa, that's desperate.

314
00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,155
You make Ravi
look like a player.

315
00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:01,630
It's Jessie's fault!

316
00:16:01,631 --> 00:16:04,731
She said I should
carve out alone time
with you.

317
00:16:04,734 --> 00:16:07,344
You told him to trap
me in here?

318
00:16:07,337 --> 00:16:10,667
Not at all! I had no
idea Stuart would take it
this far.

319
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,540
He takes everything
this far!

320
00:16:15,045 --> 00:16:17,405
As they say,
go big or go home.

321
00:16:19,209 --> 00:16:21,479
In that case,
just go home!

322
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,551
This relationship is over!

323
00:16:23,553 --> 00:16:25,123
I knew it was
a relationship!

324
00:16:28,258 --> 00:16:31,158
You are out of your mind!
Let us out!

325
00:16:32,462 --> 00:16:34,022
Fine.

326
00:16:34,024 --> 00:16:35,634
The new code
is in my pocket.

327
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,170
Uh-oh.

328
00:16:42,172 --> 00:16:43,502
Let me guess.

329
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,713
You forgot to put the code
in your panic room pants.

330
00:16:53,343 --> 00:16:55,593
I cannot miss
this audition!

331
00:16:55,585 --> 00:16:58,585
Just because we might
die in here, doesn't
mean my career has to!

332
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,120
Meanwhile, I am starving!
(GROWLING)

333
00:17:03,123 --> 00:17:05,363
I'm so hungry,

334
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:08,225
even Mrs. Kipling is
starting to look good.

335
00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,498
(GROWLING)

336
00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:10,629
(SIZZLING)

337
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:16,812
You just better hope
you do not start looking
good to Mrs. Kipling.

338
00:17:16,806 --> 00:17:18,666
(GROWLING)

339
00:17:18,668 --> 00:17:20,468
Is that why
she's staring at me?

340
00:17:23,213 --> 00:17:24,713
(GROWLING)

341
00:17:27,217 --> 00:17:30,417
Jessie seems to
have disappeared!
I'm really worried!

342
00:17:30,420 --> 00:17:31,580
Me too!

343
00:17:31,581 --> 00:17:33,321
Now, we'll never get
to Worthington Manor.

344
00:17:35,225 --> 00:17:38,155
Emma, if we can't find her,
you're going to have to
audition in her place.

345
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:41,228
Do you think you can
play a wealthy,
demanding heiress?

346
00:17:41,231 --> 00:17:43,061
I can try.

347
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,202
First,
make me a sandwich.

348
00:17:45,195 --> 00:17:47,295
Worthington Manor,
here I come.

349
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,197
Seriously,
quick with the sandwich.

350
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:56,153
Jessie,
we have a question.

351
00:17:56,146 --> 00:18:00,246
If we're all going
to die in here,
but I strangle Stuart,

352
00:18:00,250 --> 00:18:02,110
is that still murder?

353
00:18:04,414 --> 00:18:07,694
Don't talk like that Zuri.
We're going to
get out of here.

354
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,257
Do you really
believe that?

355
00:18:09,259 --> 00:18:11,819
No, I'm just trying
to buy you some time.

356
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:14,561
I cannot believe
I am going to
perish in here

357
00:18:14,564 --> 00:18:19,374
before I get my chance to
humiliate Luke in front of
the whole school.

358
00:18:19,369 --> 00:18:20,829
Why would you do that?

359
00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,670
I mean,
I'm sure he deserves it,
but why?

360
00:18:23,673 --> 00:18:27,643
(SIGHS) I told Luke about
my secret crush on
Kylie Nicholson,

361
00:18:27,637 --> 00:18:29,477
and he spilled the beans.

362
00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:31,709
Now, it is payback time.

363
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:33,811
What? Brothers don't
pay each other back.

364
00:18:33,813 --> 00:18:36,653
No kidding. Luke has
owed me $10 since May.

365
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:42,448
I mean family is supposed
to keep each other's secrets,

366
00:18:42,452 --> 00:18:44,592
not use them as ammunition.

367
00:18:44,594 --> 00:18:46,364
You are right.

368
00:18:46,356 --> 00:18:49,526
Luke, before we all
become lizard kibble,

369
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,660
I want you to know

370
00:18:52,662 --> 00:18:55,132
I am sorry I threatened
to tell everyone
you play the accordion.

371
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:59,314
(GASPS) Luke plays
the accordion?
Nerd alert!

372
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:02,339
(CLEARS THROAT) I mean, Luke,
do you have something
you'd like to say to Ravi?

373
00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:07,853
Ravi, I'm so sorry
I betrayed your trust.

374
00:19:07,847 --> 00:19:10,617
From now on,
if you tell me a secret,
it stays a secret.

375
00:19:12,222 --> 00:19:15,392
Aw, that's so sweet.

376
00:19:15,385 --> 00:19:17,255
You two made up.

377
00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:19,357
But we're still stuck
in the panic room!

378
00:19:21,591 --> 00:19:24,231
Hey, why is the
living room monitor off?

379
00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:25,904
You were professing
your love for Bertram,

380
00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:28,495
so it was either that
or gouge my own eyes out.

381
00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:34,871
So, Katherine,
I guess you chose your
father's money over me.

382
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,184
You're still just a
scared little girl.

383
00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:39,407
Maybe I am.

384
00:19:39,409 --> 00:19:42,549
But you are just
the butler of
Worthington Manor.

385
00:19:42,552 --> 00:19:44,512
And you always will be.

386
00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:47,294
No. Way.

387
00:19:49,259 --> 00:19:51,889
Emma, you were great!

388
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:53,521
Thanks.

389
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,933
But I still think
I'm way too young
to audition for this part.

390
00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:58,295
It was New England
in 1902.

391
00:19:58,298 --> 00:20:00,828
People died at 30.
You're practically
middle-aged.

392
00:20:02,772 --> 00:20:04,702
You are not getting
my part, Emma!

393
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:07,984
I have worked too hard
and raised my pinkie
too high to quit now!

394
00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,980
That monitor is tearing
this family apart.

395
00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:18,285
Okay, I'm breaking
us out of here.

396
00:20:18,288 --> 00:20:19,748
Just like Olivia Worthington

397
00:20:19,749 --> 00:20:22,589
broke out of the
collapsed diamond mine
in the end of Episode 12.

398
00:20:22,592 --> 00:20:23,992
What is she talking about?

399
00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,655
Worthington Manor.
Great show.

400
00:20:27,657 --> 00:20:29,327
But it was Episode 13.

401
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:30,859
(MOCKINGLY)
"But it was Episode 13."

402
00:20:30,860 --> 00:20:32,930
I am getting to
that audition!

403
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,232
(DOOR BEEPS)
(SCREAMING)

404
00:20:35,305 --> 00:20:36,665
(THUDS)

405
00:20:37,937 --> 00:20:39,707
In an ambulance.

406
00:20:40,510 --> 00:20:41,770
I found Jessie!

407
00:20:43,773 --> 00:20:46,753
I can't believe she
broke through
a solid steel door.

408
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:49,716
Actually, I managed
to cut the power
to the electronic lock

409
00:20:49,719 --> 00:20:51,449
just as she made contact.

410
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,651
(JESSIE GROANS)

411
00:20:53,623 --> 00:20:54,823
You are welcome.

412
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,628
Zuri, I'm really sorry
I locked you in here.

413
00:21:02,632 --> 00:21:04,932
I'll just go home,
and leave you
alone forever.

414
00:21:06,336 --> 00:21:08,036
Stuart, wait.

415
00:21:08,037 --> 00:21:10,797
I may have said
a few things I didn't mean.

416
00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:12,300
Like how I'm
out of my mind?

417
00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:13,972
No, that's pretty spot on.

418
00:21:15,745 --> 00:21:19,045
But, since you worship me,
I guess we can
finish the game.

419
00:21:20,650 --> 00:21:21,910
You mean it?

420
00:21:21,911 --> 00:21:23,011
Absolutely.

421
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:25,323
Where are the dice?

422
00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:26,315
(MRS. KIPLING BURPS)
(SPLATTERING)

423
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,759
Hey, the lizard just
rolled snake eyes!

424
00:21:32,762 --> 00:21:33,762
(BOTH LAUGHING)

425
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:39,367
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

426
00:21:39,369 --> 00:21:42,329
(GASPS) How was
your audition?
Did we get the part?

427
00:21:42,332 --> 00:21:44,902
Please tell me
you used better posture
than you have right now.

428
00:21:46,075 --> 00:21:47,775
My posture was perfect,

429
00:21:47,777 --> 00:21:51,807
but they didn't hire me
because they had a
problem with my pinkies.

430
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,581
Did you forget
to hold them out?

431
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:54,943
No, they were out.

432
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,416
Way out.

433
00:21:59,349 --> 00:22:00,819
(ALL SOBBING)

434
00:22:03,853 --> 00:22:07,403
I'm telling you,
this is not the way to
impress Kylie Nicholson.

435
00:22:07,397 --> 00:22:08,957
How about I tell her
you're a super hero?

436
00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,328
No.
A super villain?

437
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,599
No.
Got your third
chest hair?

438
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:12,961
In my dreams!
But, no.

439
00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:20,466
Kylie, prepare
to be serenaded!

440
00:22:20,470 --> 00:22:21,610
Hit it, Luke.

441
00:22:21,611 --> 00:22:23,971
♪ Kylie Nicholson be my girl

442
00:22:23,973 --> 00:22:25,953
♪ Doo-da, doo-da

443
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,015
♪ Kylie Nicholson be my girl

444
00:22:28,017 --> 00:22:30,077
♪ All the doo-da, day ♪

445
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,081
Kylie, wait,
come back!

446
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:36,093
I am on the verge of my
third chest hair!