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[ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

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GOOD MORNING.

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GOOD MORNING.

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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING.

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GOOD MORNING!

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>> [ QUACKS ]

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[ CHOMP! ]

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[ MUNCH! MUNCH! ]

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>> Pizza Steve: AW, MAN.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU BEAT

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THE GAME ALREADY, PIZZA STEVE?

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>> Pizza Steve: THIS STUPID

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GAME?

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[ SCOFFS ]

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME, BRO?

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IT ONLY TOOK LIKE FIVE MINUTES.

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AND I HAD MY EYES CLOSED THE

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WHOLE TIME.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: NO WAY!

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>> Pizza Steve: HERE.

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I'LL PROVE IT.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

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HIGH FIVE FOR BEING THE BEST

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NUMBER-ONE VIDEO-GAME CHAMPION,

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PIZZA STEVE.

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>> Pizza Steve: [ LAUGHS ]

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ALL RIGHT!

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>> Uncle Grandpa: I SHOULD LET

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YOU DRIVE THE R.V. ONE DAY.

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>> Mr. Gus: YOU NEVER LET ME

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DRIVE THE R.V.

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WHY --

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>> Uncle Grandpa

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MR. GUS.

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PIZZA STEVE WAS PROBABLY JUST

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ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING.

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>> Pizza Steve: MR. GUS, MAYBE

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YOU SHOULD SPEND MORE TIME BEING

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A WINNER AND LESS TIME PUTTING

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UP LOSER BIRDHOUSES.

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'CAUSE LAST TIME I CHECKED, I

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DIDN'T SEE ANY BIRDS IN HERE.

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UNCLE G, DO YOU SEE ANY BIRDS IN

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HERE?

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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOPE.

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[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

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[ POP! ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: GOOD MORNING!

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NEAT!

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>> HEY!

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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

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LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT!

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OH...YOU JUST LOST.

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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!

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>> Uncle Grandpa: HEY, ADAM.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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>> I'VE BEEN DOWN HERE FOR WEEKS

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TRYING TO BEAT THIS VIDEO GAME.

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I CAN'T EVEN GET PAST THE FIRST

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LEVEL.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: I KNOW HOW TO

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HELP YOU.

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>> YOU...DO?

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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.

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NOW, LISTEN.

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THAT GAME'S A TOUGH ONE, BUT

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YOU'VE GOT A BRAIN, SO ALL WE

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HAVE TO DO IS MAKE THAT BRAIN

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AWESOME AT VIDEO GAMES.

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AND YOU'RE IN LUCK, 'CAUSE I

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KNOW THE MASTER OF VIDEO

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GAMES -- PIZZA STEVE.

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>> Pizza Steve: MASTER OF VIDEO

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GAMES?

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UH...BUT I, UH --

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY,

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PIZZA STEVE.

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WE'RE GONNA GET INSIDE ADAM'S

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HEAD, TAKE OVER ADAM'S BRAIN,

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AND THEN USE YOUR AWESOME

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VIDEO-GAME SKILLS TO MAKE ADAM

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GOOD AT VIDEO GAMES.

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>> Pizza Steve: MY...AWESOME

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VIDEO-GAME SKILLS?

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BUT I, UH -- I DON'T HAVE MY

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LUCKY CONTROLLER WITH ME.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: THAT'S OKAY.

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I GOT IT RIGHT HERE.

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HEY, UNCLE GRANDPA!

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CAN YOU MAKE US TEENY-TINY?

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>> Uncle Grandpa

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UNCLE GRANDPA.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: NOW PUT US ON

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ADAM'S FACE.

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THANKS.

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WAIT.

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NOW ADD SOME LENS FLARES.

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[ TWINKLE! ]

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AWESOME.

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ALL RIGHT.

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LET'S MOVE.

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[ SQUISH! ]

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[ POP! ZIP! ]

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OKAY, PIZZA STEVE.

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THE PRESSURE'S ON, AND THE

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STAKES HAVE NEVER BEEN HIGHER.

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THIS GAME WILL DETERMINE WHETHER

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ADAM WILL BECOME SUCCESSFUL IN

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LIFE OR SPIRAL OUT OF CONTROL

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INTO THE DEPTHS OF DEPRESSION

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AND FAILURE.

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HERE'S THE CONTROLLER.

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>> Pizza Steve: YOU GO FIRST,

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UNCLE G.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: BUT,

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PIZZA STEVE, YOU'RE THE

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VIDEO-GAME MASTER.

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>> Pizza Steve: BUT, UH...I'VE

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GOT PIZZA ALL OVER MY HANDS.

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YOU HANDLE THE CONTROLLER.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO DO IF YOU

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NEED HELP.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

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I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.

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[ BEEPING ]

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WHAT DO I DO? WHAT DO I DO?

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WHAT DO I DO?

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>> Pizza Steve: HIT "START,"

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BRO.

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[ BEEP ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY. GOT IT.

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NOW WHAT?

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>> Pizza Steve: UH...

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FIRST, YOU SHOULD START LOOKING

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AROUND.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: INTERESTING

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FIRST LEVEL WE GOT HERE.

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SIR LANCELOT'S BATTLE AX!

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>> Pizza Steve: OH, SWEET!

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PICK IT UP, UNCLE G.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: HECK, YEAH, I

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WILL.

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[ CREAK! ]

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[ WHIRRING ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

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NOW WHAT, PIZZA STEVE?

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>> Pizza Steve: DUDE, TREASURE

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CHEST STRAIGHT AHEAD.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: SWEET.

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[ WHIRRING ]

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[ WHAP! ]

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ALL RIGHT. LET'S KEEP MOVING.

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IT'S A CREEPY TORTURE DUNGEON!

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>> Pizza Steve: WE BETTER GET

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OUT OF HERE.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: THERE'S NO WAY

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OUT.

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WHAT DO WE DO, PIZZA STEVE?

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>> Pizza Steve: UH...USUALLY

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WHEN I CAN'T FIND A DOOR, UM, I

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JUST MAKE ONE?

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY, MASTER

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OF ALL VIDEO GAMES.

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[ WHIRRING ]

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[ PITTER! ]

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[ ZOOM! ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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>> Both: [ GROANING ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: ARE YOU SURE

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WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DOOR IN THIS

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GAME?

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>> Pizza Steve: TOTALLY.

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UH, YOU JUST GOT TO GIVE IT MORE

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JUICE, DUDE.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: ALL RIGHT.

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AAH!

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[ CRASH! ]

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SWEET. IT WORKED.

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>> Pizza Steve: TOLD YOU.

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[ WHIRRING ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

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IT'S A SKATEBOARD RAIL SLIDE

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BONUS LEVEL.

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YOU GOT TO DO IT, PIZZA STEVE.

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>> Pizza Steve: NO!

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[ ZIP! ]

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I MEAN, YEAH...I REALLY WANT TO

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PLAY [Chuckling] BUT...YOU'RE

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KILLING IT, UNCLE G!

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YOU GOT TO KEEP GOING.

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[ WHIRL! ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

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BUT IF THIS WASN'T A VIDEO GAME,

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IT WOULD BE A DEATH WISH.

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[ WHIRS ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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[ SQUEAK! ]

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[ WHOOSH! ]

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[ SCREECH! ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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I THINK WE BOTCHED THE LANDING.

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[ RUMBLING APPROACHING ]

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WE GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS STUPID

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LEVEL.

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YOU HAVE ANY MORE GOOD MOVES?

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>> Pizza Steve: SURE I DO.

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UM, HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF

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THE, UH...PIZZA STEVE 2000 MOVE?

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>> Uncle Grandpa: 2000?

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THAT SOUNDS WAY TOO HARD.

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YOU -- YOU BETTER DO IT,

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PIZZA STEVE.

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>> Pizza Steve: NO, MAN.

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IT'S EASY, AND, UH, WE CAN

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TOTALLY BEAT THE WHOLE GAME

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RIGHT NOW IF YOU DO IT.

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ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS, UH, SLAP

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ALL THE BUTTONS AND MOVE THE

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JOYSTICK ALL OVER THE PLACE.

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IT'S PURE WIN, DUDE.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: REALLY?

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OKAY. LET'S GIVE IT A WHIRL.

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[ WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! WHIP! ]

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[ HORN HONKS ]

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[ WHOOSH! ]

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[ CRASH! ]

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>> MY NUTS!

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[ WHIFFLE! ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: AWESOME

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GRAPHICS!

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[ ELEPHANT TRUMPETS ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MOVE

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WOULD BEAT THE GAME.

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>> Pizza Steve: I, UH --

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>> Uncle Grandpa: HMM...

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WAIT A MINUTE.

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THIS IS BAD.

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THIS IS REALLY BAD.

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WE'RE IN JAIL.

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[ GORILLA GRUNTING ]

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WITH A COUNTRY-MUSIC SUPERSTAR!

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FLIPPIN' FROG LEGS! WE LOST!

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[ POP! ]

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[ WHIFFLE! ]

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>> HUH?

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WHERE AM I?

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[ GORILLA GRUNTING ]

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AAH! WHAT THE --

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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU SAID THE

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SUPER PIZZA STEVE 2000 MOVE

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WOULD BEAT THE GAME.

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AND NOW WE'RE IN JAIL?!

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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, PIZZA STEVE,

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HELP!

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[ Muffled ] HELP!

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>> Uncle Grandpa: DID YOU HEAR

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THAT?

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>> Pizza Steve: UH...YEAH.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: I THINK ADAM'S

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IN TROUBLE.

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[ PLOP! ]

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[ GORILLA GRUNTING ]

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UH-OH.

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>> UNCLE GRANDPA, WHAT THE HECK

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IS GOING ON?

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>> Uncle Grandpa: HUH?

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OH, UH...JUST BEATING THE GAME.

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UH, WE'RE BEATING THE GAME.

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>> WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

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>> Uncle Grandpa: BEATING THE

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GAME!

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[ ZIP! ]

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>> UNCLE GRANDPA!

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[ GORILLA ROARS ]

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[ SCREECH! ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

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ADAM'S IN REAL DANGER OUT THERE.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE THE

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MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.

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>> Pizza Steve: I AM.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: I'M BEGINNING

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TO WONDER IF YOU'RE TELLING ME

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THE TRUTH ABOUT YOUR VIDEO-GAME

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SKILLS.

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IN FACT, I'M BEGINNING TO WONDER

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IF YOU'VE BEEN TELLING ME THE

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TRUTH ABOUT ANYTHING.

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>> Pizza Steve: UNCLE G, I DON'T

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NEED TO SIT HERE AND TAKE THIS.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: WAIT.

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IF YOU'RE NOT LYING TO ME, THEN

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YOU'RE GONNA PROVE IT.

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>> Pizza Steve: [ GULPS ]

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>> AH! NO, NO, NO.

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[ SCREAMS ]

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UNCLE GRANDPA!

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[ POP! ZIP! ]

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[ SQUISH! ]

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>> Pizza Steve: [ SIGHS ]

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ALL RIGHT. HERE GOES NOTHING.

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[ WHIRRING ]

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[ GORILLA ROARS ]

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[ GORILLA ROARS ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: GEE WHIZ!

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[ SCREECH! ]

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[ WHIFFLE! ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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AMAZING!

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[ POINK! POINK! POINK! ]

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>> Pizza Steve: OH, WHO AM I

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KIDDING?!

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: PIZZA STEVE,

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YOU DID IT!

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>> Pizza Steve: HUH?

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YEAH.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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I DID IT.

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NOT SURPRISING AT ALL WHEN

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YOU'RE THE MASTER OF VIDEO

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GAMES.

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[ SLINK! ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: WELL, I HOPE

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YOU LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY,

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ADAM.

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>> NOT AT ALL.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: GREAT!

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PIZZA STEVE, I OWE YOU AN

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APOLOGY.

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YOU PROVED THAT YOU REALLY ARE

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THE MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.

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>> Pizza Steve: NOT GONNA LIE,

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I'M A LITTLE HURT, UNCLE G.

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BUT I'LL CONSIDER ACCEPTING YOUR

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APOLOGY IF I CAN USE YOUR CREDIT

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CARD TO ORDER SOME PIZZAS

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TONIGHT.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: YOU GOT IT,

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PIZZA STEVE.

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NOW LET'S GO HOME.

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[ WHISTLES ]

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>> WAIT! WAIT!

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BUT I'M STILL A LOSER AT VIDEO

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GAMES.

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[ ZIP! ]

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>> Pizza Steve: BRO!

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YOU WANT TO KNOW THE MOTHER OF

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ALL VIDEO-GAME TIPS?

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>> YEAH.

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>> Pizza Steve: JUST CLOSE YOUR

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EYES AND HIT ALL THE BUTTONS

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RANDOMLY.

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WORKS EVERY TIME, DUDE.

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>> HIT ALL THE BUTTONS RANDOMLY.

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YEAH.

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THANKS, YOU GUYS.

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OW!

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>> [ QUACKING ]

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>> TEARS OF JOY WELL UP BEHIND

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MY SHADES AS I GAZE UPON A TRUE

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MASTER OF VIDEO GAMES.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: WHOA!

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[ CREAK! ]

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WHAA! WHO-O-A!

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THE CAMPFIRE IS RIP-ROARING, AND

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THAT CAN MEAN ONLY ONE THING.

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>> GRFT: [ ROARS ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: [ LAUGHS ]

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SILLY, GIANT REALISTIC FLYING

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TIGER.

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THE MART MART FIRE WAS AN

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ACCIDENT.

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THIS FIRE IS FOR...

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"UNCLE GRANDPA'S STORY TIME

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STORYBOOK OF STORIES."

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NOW, PAY ATTENTION, GANG.

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YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN A VERY

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IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT LIFE.

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"CHAPTER ONE -- THE LEGEND OF

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THE BEARDMAN, THE NIGHTTIME

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TICKLER."

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[ TWINKLE! ]

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[ RIP! ]

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[ CHOMP! ]

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MM-MMM.

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[ GULP! ]

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ONCE UPON A...

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[ RIP! ]

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MMM.

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...TIME.

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[ RIP! ]

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MMM. MMM.

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THERE WAS A MYSTERIOUS BEARD,

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COVERED FROM HEAD TO TOE IN

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BEARD, KNOWN ONLY AS THE

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BEARDMAN.

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[ POINK! ]

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>> [ CHUCKLES MANIACALLY ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: THIS BEARDMAN

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CHARACTER WAS A NOCTURNAL

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TRICKSTER...

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[ CRANK! ]

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...TICKLING NOSES WITH HIS WISPY

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BEARD.

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[ WHIFFLE! ]

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>> [ SNIFFS ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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[ SNIFFLES ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE WAS A REAL

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RASCAL.

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BUT ONE FATEFUL NIGHT, THE

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BEARDMAN LEARNED A VERY

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IMPORTANT LESSON ABOUT LIFE.

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[ ZIP! ]

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>> [ CHUCKLES MANIACALLY ]

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[ WHIFFLE! ]

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>> [ SNIFFLES ]

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[ SMACK! ]

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>> [ LAUGHS MANIACALLY ]

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>> [ GASPS ]

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[ SCREAMS ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: HE LEARNED A

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LESSON ABOUT LIFE WHICH LANDED

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HIM IN JAIL.

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THE END.

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[ RIP! ]

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MMM. YUM. YUM.

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[ GULP! ]

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SUCH A TASTY STORY.

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>> Mr. Gus: SO...THE BIG,

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IMPORTANT LIFE LESSON HE LEARNED

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WAS, DON'T SNEAK INTO OTHER

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PEOPLE'S HOUSES AND TICKLE THEM

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WITH YOUR BEARD WHILE THEY SLEEP

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OR YOU'LL GO TO JAIL.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: YEP.

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WHO WANTS THE COVER?

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>> Pizza Steve: UH...THAT'S ALL

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YOU, UNCLE G.

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>> Uncle Grandpa: OKAY.

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YOUR LOSS.

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[ SQUISH! ]

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MM-MMM.

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[ BLINK! ]

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>> Mr. Gus: [ SLURPING ]

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>> Uncle Grandpa: MR. GUS!

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A LITTLE HELP!

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PLEASE!

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[ SCREAMS ]

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>> Mr. Gus: [ SLURPING ]

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>> THAT WAS QUITE DELICIOUS.