1 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:17,120 (Moans) 2 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:22,200 Oh, my God! My painting! 3 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:25,240 Harald, wake up! 4 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:32,960 Mette-Marit, Ingrid Alexandra, Swear Magnus, Leah Isadora Behn! 5 00:01:33,080 --> 00:01:37,200 My painting is gone! 6 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:33,760 Well done. Impressive, Harrbjørn. 7 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:37,840 As you have probably realized, has PST got a little... 8 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,320 Come on, Harrbjørn! 9 00:04:16,240 --> 00:04:18,960 (Sighs contentedly) 10 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,760 You know what, Babben? I've missed this a bit. 11 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:30,160 Just stand up here and enjoy... 12 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:33,600 These beautiful walls in the PST office. 13 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:38,000 They are so robust and durable. 14 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:43,320 They don't make walls like that these days. Now everything will just be made in plaster. 15 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:47,000 Herrbjørn, we have received a very delicate case. 16 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:51,040 You know enough that Queen Sonja is an avid painter. 17 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:56,920 - Yes, I knew that. -She has had a long series of exhibitions. 18 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,880 Here are some of her paintings. 19 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,720 "Love on the Bridge", "The most boring day of the year", - 20 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:19,840 - "Fish in the Ministry of Finance". These are innocent pictures. 21 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:25,840 Earlier this year the Queen painted a socially critical and provocative painting. 22 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:32,000 "The Heavenly Orgy" offends every religion and minority on the globe. 23 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:35,320 Ugh, then. Have you seen this painting? 24 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:40,800 No, it's just the queen and the Palace's art curator who has seen it. 25 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:48,320 Now the disaster has happened; the picture is stolen. No one knows where it is, and yesterday this arrived. 26 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,840 "Honorable Monarchs. I now have 'The Heavenly Orgy'." 27 00:05:54,960 --> 00:06:01,720 "The painting will be publicly unveiled in one week, unless the royal couple abdicate." 28 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:09,960 "If the police are contacted, the picture will be published on 'social media', which is unsocial media." 29 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:13,920 - Yes, that is actually a good point. - Yes, to that extent. 30 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:18,960 - The original has been sent to the lab. - Why did the thief do it? 31 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:24,960 - We sent it to the lab. - How is that possible when we are not the thieves? 32 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:30,400 - The castle sent it to us first. - Doesn't the thief have anything to do with it? 33 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:37,160 - It ended up in the lab for examination. - There is no point in examining the lab. 34 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:41,360 My gut says that the thief is behind this. 35 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:47,160 This is getting a bit complicated for you, Babben. I should probably take it from here. 36 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:51,440 -Do you take the door with you on your way out? -Yes, of course. 37 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,440 Exactly the one I was looking for. Join here. 38 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:01,560 Queen Sonja has clicked and painted some sick stuff. 39 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,640 If the picture is published, will the bomb threats hail. 40 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:09,560 -Get hold of him... - Art curator Martin Andresen. 41 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,840 - A little firepower. -But... 42 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:15,320 Nothing but. The clock is ticking, click-clock. 43 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,440 I have picked him up. He is taken into interrogation room 7. 44 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:25,760 There you see. Was it that difficult? I've been waiting in the interrogation room for so long. 45 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:30,280 -Are you taking the door with you? -Yes, of course. 46 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:49,520 Yes, Art curator Martin Andresen. 47 00:07:49,640 --> 00:07:53,680 If that's your real name? 48 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:58,280 It's not often you meet people with the name "Art Curator". 49 00:07:58,400 --> 00:08:03,800 -Am I suspected of something? - I ask the questions. Am I a suspect? 50 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,680 Are you asking me if you are a suspect? 51 00:08:07,800 --> 00:08:12,200 The subject appears confused and stressed. I'm moving on. 52 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:16,960 Do not bend down towards the microphone. I hear everything you say. 53 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,280 Yes, it is brave… 54 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:23,320 It has been received. It shall not happen again. 55 00:08:35,360 --> 00:08:40,480 So Art Curator, only you and the queen have seen the painting? 56 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:45,640 -Yes. -Describe this painting to me. 57 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:50,760 No. 58 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,240 Yes. 59 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:56,000 No. 60 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:59,600 - Yeah. -No. 61 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:02,680 Yes. 62 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:05,760 -No. - Yeah. 63 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:10,360 No, it is absolutely indescribably offensive. 64 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:15,560 I'm a big boy, Art Curator. Describe the picture to me. 65 00:09:16,920 --> 00:09:21,640 OK. But remember you asked for it. 66 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,960 Drive on. 67 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:29,240 In the middle of the picture stands the prophet ... 68 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:32,880 - Muhammad. - Ugh, then. 69 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:38,600 And makes a ... caricature ... the female body ... women's makeup. 70 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:44,000 -And he of all things... - There is something wrong with the sound, Harrbjørn. 71 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:47,480 -The N-word... -Hello! 72 00:09:47,600 --> 00:09:51,960 His Majesty King Harald ... blackface ... Nazi salute ... 73 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,880 -Does he...? -Yes. Very tight leather pants. 74 00:09:56,000 --> 00:10:00,080 -Jesus Christ of Nazareth. -Adolf Hitler and Jesus? 75 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:05,480 In a double bed. Gandhi stands and pisses... a Jewish girl. 76 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:08,120 What are you saying out loud?! 77 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,480 -Martin Luther King? -Yes. 78 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:15,080 -And Gandhi? -Yes. Inserted ... anal openings ... 79 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:18,800 I can't take it anymore! Greta Thunberg... 80 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:21,280 -Harrbjorn! -Not them either! 81 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,880 Violent orgy ... lots of penises. 82 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:31,640 Dalai Lama films ... selfie stick, as she dips ... cum. 83 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:34,840 Rainbow ... shit and pee ... 84 00:10:34,960 --> 00:10:38,840 - "No gays in heaven". -Shut up! 85 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:43,240 - You haven't heard the worst. - Now you shut up! 86 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:46,240 I can't take it anymore! 87 00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,960 We need to find the painting, Nell. 88 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:04,480 Otherwise, Norway will be the number one terrorist target. 89 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,600 Damn! 90 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:14,400 Babb is coming to call from morning to night. 91 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:17,720 What a damn soup! 92 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:23,360 While you were spitting, I continued the questioning with Andresen. 93 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:26,680 This will probably put you in a better mood. 94 00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:29,640 This is certainly at the very beginning. 95 00:11:29,760 --> 00:11:33,920 Finally alone. (Farts and moans) 96 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:39,600 Just flush. I was alone for quite a long time before Andresen and you entered the room. 97 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,200 (Bum sounds) 98 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,240 Just flush. 99 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:53,440 There I think... (Farts) Rewind a little more. 100 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:56,360 - Flush. -Yes... 101 00:11:57,920 --> 00:12:00,120 (Farts) 102 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:04,080 -There! -There, you know. So, listen to this. 103 00:12:04,200 --> 00:12:09,160 How the painting disappeared when only you and the queen have the key? 104 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:14,640 The royal house gave me a task to keep the painting hidden from the outside world. 105 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:18,120 But Sonja was desperate to exhibit it. 106 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:23,360 -So you got it? - No, I staged a fake theft. 107 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:29,080 But the thief was not to be trusted. He must have sold it on. 108 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:35,520 -Where do you sell such a painting? - Only at Petter Belsvik's bunker party. 109 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:40,280 - Art is sold there for millions. -When is the next party? 110 00:12:40,400 --> 00:12:43,400 It is... 111 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,000 Today. 112 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:57,720 - A plan is starting to take shape, Nell. -You're going undercover at Belsvik's party? 113 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:04,600 Absolutely correct. Tell Babben that I have had a breakthrough. 114 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:08,880 You may excuse me. I have to make a little phone call. 115 00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:18,480 -Hello. - Hi, it's me. I need a haircut. 116 00:13:18,600 --> 00:13:21,880 -OK. - Great, see you. 117 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,800 Petter Belsvik, Norway's first tech billionaire. 118 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:34,520 He loves modern art, and has art worth several billion kroner. 119 00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:41,120 We think the thief will try to sell "The Heavenly Orgie" at the bunker party tonight. 120 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:48,120 Harrbjørn is at the hairdresser's to be transformed to the alias he will use at the party, - 121 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:54,640 - one of the great stars of the art world, the Italian artist Ugo Balongo. 122 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:04,400 Mi chiano Ugu Bileongo. 123 00:14:04,520 --> 00:14:07,000 -Mi chiamo. - Michamio. 124 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:10,200 -Ugo Balongo. -Ugu Beling... 125 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:14,200 - No. Ugo Balongo. -Ego Billiards. 126 00:14:18,560 --> 00:14:20,480 - Balongo. - Balingo. 127 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,280 -Ba-lon-go. - Balingo. 128 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,200 -Michi miamo. -Ugo Balongo! 129 00:14:28,320 --> 00:14:31,480 -Abi Baliongo. -Mi chiamo Ugo Balongo! 130 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:37,840 Balongo has had success with a performance about man's hunger for luxury. 131 00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:43,760 Balongo eats bags, watches, jewelery and luxury goods - 132 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:47,560 - as if it were a meal. 133 00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:50,960 Harrbjørn gets an edible bag, - 134 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:55,120 - in case he is asked to prove that he is Balongo. 135 00:14:55,240 --> 00:15:00,360 The biggest clue is the videos from the Castle's security cameras. 136 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:07,640 The thief managed to avoid most of them, but one camera managed to catch him on film. 137 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:15,920 So these are the shoes we have to find. 138 00:15:23,680 --> 00:15:27,280 Used for Delta. 139 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:57,560 Nell to Harrbjørn. Have you found the shoes? 140 00:15:57,680 --> 00:16:00,800 Stop nagging. I am working on the case. 141 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,640 Shall we see. Shoes, shoes, shoes... 142 00:16:11,760 --> 00:16:14,560 Shall we see. Ugly shoes... 143 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:20,120 Step shoes, clown shoes, clogs... 144 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:24,920 Horseshoes, swimming shoes... 145 00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:29,400 Hm, wait a minute. 146 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:35,080 Bingo! 147 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,080 Art curator has hired to steal the painting. 148 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:44,200 -Where is the painting? - I never say that. Oh! 149 00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:47,880 Out with the language. 150 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:53,600 Belsvik! Belsvik has the painting. Oh! 151 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:58,760 Now you must listen carefully. Leave the party and go straight to the doctor. 152 00:16:58,880 --> 00:17:01,480 I felt two lumps down there. 153 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,200 But the long and thin one your testicle was healthy and fine. 154 00:17:06,320 --> 00:17:09,440 Belsvik... Harrbjørn to Babben. 155 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,320 Belsvik has the painting. He is the blackmailer. 156 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:19,120 -Wonderful work, Harrbjørn. - I'll see if I can find the painting. 157 00:17:32,560 --> 00:17:37,680 art lovers, A warm welcome to my dear bunker. 158 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:41,120 Today we have a very special guest with us. 159 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:45,640 Ugo Balongo himself. 160 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:51,200 Ugo and I are friends. I met him three weeks ago. 161 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,920 Then you didn't say you were going to Norway. 162 00:17:55,040 --> 00:18:00,960 What do you think about our country? Have you tasted Norwegian cuisine? 163 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,880 Excuse me. 164 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,120 My chest of drawers. 165 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,600 About abandonment. 166 00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:26,560 But when you are still among us, Ugo, then we have to see you perform, huh? 167 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,920 -Oh... -Don't be shy. 168 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:35,800 Ugo eats bags and watches like it was wheat buns. 169 00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:38,480 So, absolutely fantastic! 170 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:41,120 -Come on, Ugo. - No, no. 171 00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:46,920 Ugo, Ugo, Ugo...! 172 00:18:50,840 --> 00:18:53,680 Shall we send in the team? 173 00:18:55,320 --> 00:19:00,840 No, he has the hairdresser's cake bag, and we don't know where the painting is. 174 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:05,760 Today you use my bag. Bon appétit! 175 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,280 Ugo, Ugo, Ugo...! 176 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:20,320 OK, Harrbjørn. What should I do? 177 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,200 I don't know. 178 00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,360 Take a bite now, then! 179 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,120 Yes! 180 00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:05,680 Take care of yourself now, Ugo. 181 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,800 (Smacking sounds) 182 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:33,560 Ugo Balongo, ladies and gentlemen! 183 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,720 I forgot to say that I brushed the bag with chloroform. 184 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,960 As they say in America: whoopsie doopsie. 185 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:46,400 Babben, help me. 186 00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:51,000 -Participate, submit the team. - We will send in in an hour. 187 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:56,880 - No, send in the whole team. -Received. We send in one every full hour. 188 00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:59,840 No, now! It's crisis, over. 189 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:03,760 The crisis is over. We're going back to base. 190 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,400 Oh, damn it! 191 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,280 The streaming is now live. 192 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:37,560 Dear everyone. Today we are going to unveil something very special: 193 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:42,160 A painting painted by Norway's own queen. 194 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,440 Belsvik! 195 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:48,640 Stop. The game is over. 196 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:53,600 Surrender now, then you are out of prison before you are 140. 197 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:58,000 Surrender me? You must be crazy, Harrbjørn. 198 00:21:58,120 --> 00:22:01,880 - You're the one who's crazy. - No, you're the one who's crazy. 199 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,520 - You're the one who's crazy. - You're the one who's crazy. 200 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:09,480 - You're crazy. - From here to here you are so crazy. 201 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:14,040 You are obviously crazy. Take a look in the mirror and see what you're doing. 202 00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,560 -You're crazy! -You're crazy! 203 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:19,280 You are g... 204 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,120 It's over, Harrbjørn. The game is lost. 205 00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:26,000 You have lost. 206 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,240 Broken. 207 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,680 Over and out. 208 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,040 -Hello, are you here? -I'm having flashbacks. 209 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:42,960 -Ho-ho! - I don't know what the flashback is telling me. 210 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:53,520 The chin... 211 00:22:55,160 --> 00:23:01,000 You are the chin man who paws at Queen Sonja in that painting. 212 00:23:01,120 --> 00:23:04,200 Bravo, Harrbjørn. 213 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,320 Yes, we were lovers. We were young, and we were engaged. 214 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:13,440 And we both loved the art. 215 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:17,960 That was until he showed up. Harald, that idiot! 216 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:22,120 "I will be king, and I have a bigger sailboat than you." 217 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,600 "And I have an IQ of 25!" 218 00:23:27,120 --> 00:23:30,280 I didn't have a problem. 219 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:35,200 And since that day I have hated the monarchy. 220 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:39,680 Do you hear, King Haakon? I hate your grandson! 221 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:46,120 Belsvik, you put millions of innocent lives at risk. 222 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:49,440 The best of all is "il grande finale". 223 00:23:49,560 --> 00:23:55,520 When I immerse you in liquid metal and you are resurrected as a statuette. 224 00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:01,040 PST its idiotic special agent Harrbjørn Tørr! 225 00:24:02,360 --> 00:24:05,600 Let's get the shows started. 226 00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:10,600 We start the countdown from the 23rd. 227 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:13,640 22 ... 228 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,280 21. 229 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:21,600 20, 19, 18 ... 230 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:25,280 17, 16 ... 231 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:29,280 15, 14 ... 232 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:33,360 (Humming) 233 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:38,000 And twelve. Eleven ... 234 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,280 -Ten... - Bingo. 235 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:45,400 Nine, eight... 236 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:50,840 Seven, six... 237 00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,400 And then we jump to three ... 238 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:57,640 Two, one. 239 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:32,440 Are you going to go already now, Harrbjørn? 240 00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,440 Yes. 241 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:43,840 And I'll take the door with me on my way out. 242 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,520 (Screaming) 243 00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:03,560 As you say in Africa: whoopsie doopsie. 244 00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:17,320 (Cheers) Harrbjørn has solved the case. 245 00:26:17,440 --> 00:26:24,000 He has saved Norway and ensured that the queen's painting never reaches the public. 246 00:26:24,120 --> 00:26:26,960 Best of all, Harrbjørn is back. 247 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:32,800 On that occasion, your newest fan has made a welcome back present: 248 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:37,760 A portrait painted by Queen Sonja. 249 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:48,680 Oh, damn it! 250 00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:54,000 Harrbjorn? 251 00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:57,680 No, but damn it!