1 00:00:13,467 --> 00:00:16,133 (lapping waves) 2 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:26,333 (whipping wind gusts) 3 00:00:40,867 --> 00:00:43,533 (flies buzzing) 4 00:01:18,433 --> 00:01:21,767 (cacophony of wildlife) 5 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:30,267 - Hello? 6 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,133 Hello? 7 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:49,133 Sir? 8 00:01:53,533 --> 00:01:54,367 Sir? 9 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,400 (makes monkey call) 10 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:08,633 (hoots) 11 00:03:01,633 --> 00:03:04,633 (boat engine roars) 12 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:28,900 - Hello, come out here. 13 00:03:35,667 --> 00:03:38,567 (triumphant laugh) 14 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:31,800 (gun blasts) 15 00:05:01,967 --> 00:05:04,033 (grunts) 16 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:26,633 (heavy breathing) 17 00:05:37,267 --> 00:05:40,033 (tranquil music) 18 00:07:08,733 --> 00:07:11,100 - Uncertain, It's not on the way to anywhere. 19 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:12,967 You've either got to know where you are going 20 00:07:12,967 --> 00:07:14,800 or be lost to find it. 21 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:19,033 Being located on the Louisiana-Texas border 22 00:07:19,033 --> 00:07:22,700 tends to be an area where persons with uh, , 23 00:07:24,833 --> 00:07:27,567 criminal histories or problems with the law 24 00:07:27,567 --> 00:07:29,500 will tend to migrate to, 25 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:31,567 to get away from other jurisdictions. 26 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:33,467 In other words, people who are running from something 27 00:07:33,467 --> 00:07:36,567 in Louisiana would like to run into Texas 28 00:07:36,567 --> 00:07:40,633 and use the state line as kind of a barrier 29 00:07:40,633 --> 00:07:44,000 to protect themselves from being arrested in Louisiana. 30 00:07:44,000 --> 00:07:46,700 So uh, , or running from anywhere, 31 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,267 Uncertain's a good place to hide 32 00:07:48,267 --> 00:07:52,433 because as I said it's just down in the middle of nowhere. 33 00:07:58,300 --> 00:08:01,700 - If you live in Uncertain, you retire at 21. 34 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:04,600 Which means that, once you turn 21 35 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,567 there's nothing for you to do out here. 36 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:09,500 I mean, you are gonna be drinking 37 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,667 at those bars religiously. 38 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:17,367 If you can break out of that cycle 39 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:19,900 and just fight your way out and get somewhere else, 40 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:23,067 you'll be able to get your feet on the ground, 41 00:08:23,067 --> 00:08:25,067 and build up from there. 42 00:08:32,400 --> 00:08:33,967 Yay, beer! 43 00:08:33,967 --> 00:08:36,767 ("My Girl" by the Temptations) 44 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,567 There's not a lot of new faces. 45 00:08:39,567 --> 00:08:43,233 Even if you got a job in this town, there's no women. 46 00:08:43,233 --> 00:08:47,500 All the girls have all moved off and got married. 47 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,267 The ones that do come down here, 48 00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:52,033 better get there first, you know. 49 00:08:56,967 --> 00:08:58,800 - [Karaoke DJ] Zach, are you ready to sing? 50 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:00,300 You gonna give me the name you wanna sing? 51 00:09:00,300 --> 00:09:01,533 - Umm. 52 00:09:01,533 --> 00:09:02,933 - [Karaoke DJ] You don't know yet? 53 00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,200 - Dunno yet. 54 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:06,767 - All right, All My Loving, Oh Darling? 55 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,100 - All My Loving. 56 00:09:11,033 --> 00:09:14,300 * Close your eyes and I'll kiss you 57 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:17,233 * Tomorrow I'll miss you 58 00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:21,700 * Remember I'll always be true 59 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:25,867 * Do, do, doo, do, doo 60 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:55,700 (meat slicer whirring) 61 00:09:59,767 --> 00:10:01,267 - [Cindy] You do realize that you look like Peg Bundy 62 00:10:01,267 --> 00:10:03,433 with that cigarette hanging from your mouth 63 00:10:03,433 --> 00:10:05,600 - That's quite all right. 64 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:13,300 - Aww, I've got to wash my hands. 65 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,900 - Well, wash your hands, honey. 66 00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,400 - OK, your mama's not lookin', you want some? 67 00:10:19,400 --> 00:10:20,233 Good girl. 68 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:24,033 Me and my girlfriend, 69 00:10:24,033 --> 00:10:25,667 we're both in recovery. 70 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,400 So we figured this was a good place 71 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,800 to kinda get away from everything. 72 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,633 And you know, we've been able to make a life together 73 00:10:31,633 --> 00:10:35,233 that's just beyond anything we ever dreamed. 74 00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:38,500 (meat slicer whirring) 75 00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:43,667 (solemn music) 76 00:10:55,400 --> 00:10:59,333 People say, you're a little obsessed with hogs. 77 00:11:00,733 --> 00:11:02,533 It's being in an environment, you know, and doing things 78 00:11:02,533 --> 00:11:06,667 that I did prior to becoming a drug addict. 79 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,367 And it was a re-connection with 80 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:11,167 my Native American ancestry. 81 00:11:11,167 --> 00:11:14,000 It's something to, uh, hold on to. 82 00:11:17,633 --> 00:11:20,633 Early this morning, we got our first, uh, 83 00:11:20,633 --> 00:11:22,233 sighting, of Mr Ed. 84 00:11:24,967 --> 00:11:27,233 There's the profile, you see that long snout? 85 00:11:27,233 --> 00:11:29,467 That's him, I can pause it. 86 00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:34,667 Mr Ed, the hog with the horse's head. 87 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:37,333 You know, that's not just any hog, you know. 88 00:11:37,333 --> 00:11:39,400 That's the big one out here. 89 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,500 This is his territory now 90 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:45,267 and til he either dies of old age or somebody kills him, 91 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,867 I don't think there's another boar out here 92 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,033 big enough to run him out. 93 00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:54,900 So we need to kill him, 94 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:58,100 not only for the food and everything else, 95 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:02,200 but once we get him out then that'll bring other animals in. 96 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:06,800 (boar chomps) 97 00:12:54,600 --> 00:12:55,433 Oh well. 98 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:47,567 (electric knife whurrs) 99 00:13:58,833 --> 00:14:01,267 (phone rings) 100 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,700 - Johnson's Ranch. 101 00:14:08,100 --> 00:14:10,767 OK, which cabin are you wanting? 102 00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:15,033 How many people do you have? 103 00:14:15,033 --> 00:14:16,867 - How far you going down? 104 00:14:16,867 --> 00:14:19,100 - I'm still going, I ain't gonna go far 105 00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:21,100 but I'm going somewhere. 106 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:25,767 - What are they catching now, yellow bellies? 107 00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,533 - On minnows or jigs? 108 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,167 - Really? 109 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,833 - Yellow Bass? 110 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,267 - White Perch, huh? 111 00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:45,100 Now you can catch 25 with no size limit. 112 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,833 Well, it's not hard to stay legal. 113 00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:51,900 You're on the straight and narrow now aren't you? 114 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:57,967 - When you're young but it's gonna catch up with you. 115 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,667 - Boy it's a nice cool morning. 116 00:15:05,700 --> 00:15:07,267 Well that vegetation's got a lot of 117 00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:10,600 the back parts of the lake swallowed up. 118 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,433 - [Woman] I heard that it, 119 00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:26,200 the whole way it started was that it was a plant 120 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,333 that people bought for their fish tanks. 121 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,233 And when they threw it out, it ended up, you know, 122 00:15:31,233 --> 00:15:34,000 working its way to the lake. 123 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:38,033 - Always risky business, playing with Mother Nature. 124 00:15:38,033 --> 00:15:41,567 No, it's put us on a limited lifetime I think. 125 00:15:41,567 --> 00:15:44,400 - Yeah, cause if the lake turns into a, 126 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:47,833 island per se, there ain't nothing to do. 127 00:15:47,833 --> 00:15:49,833 There's no reason for people to come. 128 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:51,733 I mean, they waited until it was so bad 129 00:15:51,733 --> 00:15:53,600 and then they really sprayed it 130 00:15:53,600 --> 00:15:56,600 but it just killed what you see. 131 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,267 It's not, and then it sinks. 132 00:15:58,267 --> 00:16:00,100 And then it takes up the bottom of the lake. 133 00:16:00,100 --> 00:16:00,933 So I don't know. 134 00:16:00,933 --> 00:16:01,767 - Well. 135 00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,867 This is Mother Nature's favorite place. 136 00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:11,700 Heaven and home, and a little bit of hell too. 137 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:15,933 It's heartbreaking to know the only place like this 138 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,567 is going away if they don't figure out something, 139 00:16:19,567 --> 00:16:21,767 and I don't see a solution. 140 00:16:21,767 --> 00:16:24,567 It's already affecting the fishing big time. 141 00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:25,800 It's just getting worse. 142 00:16:25,800 --> 00:16:28,500 There's no oxygen so there's no fish. 143 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:32,400 I see the beginning of the end with this stuff. 144 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:52,000 The raccoon came to us in a kid's hand. 145 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,600 (heartwarming music) 146 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:58,267 Oh, he was a couple inches long. 147 00:16:59,767 --> 00:17:03,600 Two weeks after we got him he opened his eyes, 148 00:17:06,100 --> 00:17:07,767 raised all our dogs, 149 00:17:09,467 --> 00:17:11,900 he's a wonderful part of our lives. 150 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,667 He's not a pet, he lives outside every day, 151 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,767 comes in at night and plays with the dogs 152 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:20,100 and eats his groceries at the end of my bed. 153 00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,567 And I play with him a little bit and then he goes his way, 154 00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:26,167 right before the sun comes up. 155 00:17:26,167 --> 00:17:29,233 (heartwarming music) 156 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,433 - The thing about Texas is it allows 157 00:17:55,433 --> 00:17:59,067 convicted felons to hunt, with rifles 158 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:01,800 that are either replicas, curios 159 00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:05,167 or were produced before the year 1899. 160 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:08,200 It would be illegal for me to own anything else. 161 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,600 They could give me 10 years 162 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,067 for having these rifles in Louisiana. 163 00:18:12,067 --> 00:18:13,633 Texas doesn't care. 164 00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:24,100 (loping music) 165 00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:30,633 You ain't got to run faster than the hog. 166 00:18:30,633 --> 00:18:34,367 You just got to run faster than the slowest person. 167 00:18:34,367 --> 00:18:36,433 (laughs) 168 00:19:03,833 --> 00:19:05,667 The hog is over there. 169 00:19:35,233 --> 00:19:38,567 (trigger clicks) 170 00:19:38,567 --> 00:19:40,900 God damn it , what happened? 171 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,667 Fuck, he just ran off. 172 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:48,567 God damn it. 173 00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:54,567 Mr. Ed, that son of a bitch. 174 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:03,133 That's one lucky fucking pig. 175 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:07,300 And he's smart too, he ran off when he heard that click. 176 00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:11,767 He'll be back. 177 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:27,933 Mr. Ed is a smart pig. 178 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:30,933 He knows we're hunting him up there. 179 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,733 That's what this area here was about, 180 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:39,900 was to get it where, where somewhere he doesn't expect us. 181 00:20:44,067 --> 00:20:46,000 So every time you make a step 182 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:49,900 and you give up your hand, you've educated him. 183 00:20:51,367 --> 00:20:54,933 He's just a monster and he's a super aggressive animal. 184 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,200 - [Zach] Living down here I tell myself don't dream, 185 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,933 that's not how you're gonna be happy in life, 186 00:21:11,067 --> 00:21:14,133 and I kind of pushed my dreams aside. 187 00:21:17,967 --> 00:21:19,667 My mom raised us weird. 188 00:21:19,667 --> 00:21:22,467 We were just born to be weirdos. 189 00:21:22,467 --> 00:21:25,833 Whatever we wanted to do, we were into it. 190 00:21:25,833 --> 00:21:27,433 She had a meltdown. 191 00:21:27,433 --> 00:21:29,100 She just got depressed one night, 192 00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:31,800 she says she's got dynamite and she's about to end it all. 193 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,033 I was talking with my neighbor and she was like, 194 00:21:34,033 --> 00:21:35,967 the best thing to do is have the police 195 00:21:35,967 --> 00:21:38,767 do a welfare checkup on her. 196 00:21:38,767 --> 00:21:40,900 So I had that done 197 00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,200 but because of that they carried her off to the hospital 198 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,767 to see what was wrong with her. 199 00:21:47,767 --> 00:21:50,367 So now I live here with my cats 200 00:21:53,033 --> 00:21:53,967 and my 360. 201 00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:11,833 I'm not the big hunter or fisherman, that's all my brother. 202 00:22:11,833 --> 00:22:16,133 - Bear and Son, they discontinued this gentleman's Bowie. 203 00:22:16,133 --> 00:22:19,733 That is a fucking knife, I mean that's 125. 204 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:28,133 - Zach, leave the knife alone before you hurt yourself. 205 00:22:28,133 --> 00:22:28,967 - Sure. 206 00:22:31,133 --> 00:22:32,067 A lot of people will ask me, 207 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,300 well Zach, what are you gonna do 208 00:22:33,300 --> 00:22:34,667 if they ever come up with a cure? 209 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:36,900 But if they did ever come up with a cure, 210 00:22:36,900 --> 00:22:38,100 I'm not gonna get it removed, 211 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:42,000 I'm just gonna get a thin red X across there. 212 00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:43,767 Just so people know, I had it 213 00:22:43,767 --> 00:22:46,233 but now the day has come that it's cured. 214 00:22:46,233 --> 00:22:48,667 Just a thin red X, like that. 215 00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:55,700 But yeah, that's just kind of my diabetes tattoo. 216 00:23:07,100 --> 00:23:11,433 - I value what I have today, you know, and who I am today. 217 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,900 And inter-personal relationships, they start to heal. 218 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:18,300 As evident with, uh, you know me hunting with my son again, 219 00:23:18,300 --> 00:23:22,833 you know, or him even being in my employ again. 220 00:23:22,833 --> 00:23:23,667 You done? 221 00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,833 Isaiah, are you done? 222 00:23:29,167 --> 00:23:31,233 - I've uh, probably used the word dad 223 00:23:31,233 --> 00:23:32,867 probably only called him that like three times 224 00:23:32,867 --> 00:23:34,200 in my entire life. 225 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,833 There was no father, son relationship. 226 00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:40,833 You know, we had threesomes with women together. 227 00:23:40,833 --> 00:23:43,700 Instead of teaching me how to play catch with a baseball 228 00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:46,600 he taught me how to cook dope. 229 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:48,700 He's been to prison so many times, 230 00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:51,933 I think he's done about 13 years. 231 00:23:51,933 --> 00:23:54,667 (dramatic music) 232 00:24:02,267 --> 00:24:05,333 - There was a kid that owed me a bunch of money. 233 00:24:05,333 --> 00:24:08,967 My sister had died of a heroine overdose, uh, 234 00:24:08,967 --> 00:24:10,567 a few days before. 235 00:24:10,567 --> 00:24:13,833 And, uh, I wanted to go to her funeral 236 00:24:13,833 --> 00:24:17,067 which was in Utah and you know my parents, 237 00:24:17,067 --> 00:24:19,400 at the time, knew how strung out I was, 238 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,000 they didn't want me there. 239 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:24,667 And, uh, so I went over to this kid's house, 240 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:27,267 ready to do battle, you know, 241 00:24:27,267 --> 00:24:29,867 strike fear in the heart of your enemy. 242 00:24:29,867 --> 00:24:32,833 - We shaved his head into a Mohawk and uh, 243 00:24:32,833 --> 00:24:35,100 I painted war paint on his face, 244 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,233 and we took a brick hammer 245 00:24:37,233 --> 00:24:39,033 and tied a leather strap around it 246 00:24:39,033 --> 00:24:40,533 and we took a hay bailing hook 247 00:24:40,533 --> 00:24:42,267 and wrapped it to his hand as well, 248 00:24:42,267 --> 00:24:44,700 so it couldn't be yanked out. 249 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:48,433 - And I pounded on his door in the middle of the night 250 00:24:48,433 --> 00:24:51,433 ready to attack him to get my money. 251 00:24:53,967 --> 00:24:56,300 - So we hear tch-tch 252 00:24:56,300 --> 00:24:58,133 and my father goes, you know what that is? 253 00:24:58,133 --> 00:24:59,233 And I'm like, yeah. 254 00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:01,633 (gun blasts) 255 00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:07,100 And he literally flew back about ten feet. 256 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,367 - [Wayne] It was like being hit in the chest 257 00:25:08,367 --> 00:25:10,533 with a sledgehammer, it was like somebody taking 258 00:25:10,533 --> 00:25:14,200 a red hot poker and shoving it into you. 259 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,633 - Get him in the car and I ask him, 260 00:25:15,633 --> 00:25:17,133 what do you wanna do? 261 00:25:17,133 --> 00:25:18,500 If you go to hospital the cops are gonna get involved. 262 00:25:18,500 --> 00:25:19,767 What do you wanna do? 263 00:25:19,767 --> 00:25:22,600 And he's like, take me to the hospital. 264 00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:27,767 - It went through my arm there, and it came out there, 265 00:25:27,767 --> 00:25:29,533 blew all that meat out 266 00:25:29,533 --> 00:25:32,200 and then I took another one in the chest. 267 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,867 It went through my gallbladder, 268 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:36,433 through my liver and into my intestines 269 00:25:36,433 --> 00:25:38,767 and it ran up behind my lung 270 00:25:39,833 --> 00:25:42,400 over here, somewhere by my heart. 271 00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:44,200 When I showed up he just assumed 272 00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:46,700 I was there to kill him, which I, you know, 273 00:25:46,700 --> 00:25:48,433 I can't say I was or I wasn't. 274 00:25:48,433 --> 00:25:52,600 But uh, you know, I would have shot me, too, you know? 275 00:25:54,367 --> 00:25:56,200 You know any normal human being would say, 276 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,267 ahh man, you know, I was shot, 277 00:25:58,267 --> 00:26:02,367 would, that's enough, would quit doing drugs, you know? 278 00:26:16,267 --> 00:26:19,033 Just go ahead and cock it, and pull that primer off of it. 279 00:26:19,033 --> 00:26:23,200 Make sure you point it in a safe direction when you do. 280 00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:27,067 And stab it down there as hard as you can. 281 00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:30,067 And then twist it, about four twists, five, 282 00:26:30,067 --> 00:26:32,533 until it gets tight. 283 00:26:32,533 --> 00:26:33,467 There you go. 284 00:26:33,467 --> 00:26:34,267 If it twists, let it turn. 285 00:26:34,267 --> 00:26:35,733 Let it turn as it comes. 286 00:26:35,733 --> 00:26:36,567 Come on. - [Isaiah] It's letting go. 287 00:26:36,567 --> 00:26:38,100 - No it's not. 288 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:39,800 The bullet's right there, the bullet's right there. 289 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:41,100 - I see it. 290 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,133 - Lift your arms. 291 00:26:43,133 --> 00:26:46,733 You're gonna get any of these sweat glands. 292 00:27:06,833 --> 00:27:10,867 When I was a kid, I was probably ten or eleven, 293 00:27:10,867 --> 00:27:14,200 I was sitting in my living room 294 00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:17,800 where I lived with my father and uh, 295 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:20,200 my stepmother had a parrot 296 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,933 and they had it in a cage on top of the piano 297 00:27:22,933 --> 00:27:25,933 across the room, and I was pumping shells 298 00:27:25,933 --> 00:27:29,100 through a shotgun because it had been jamming. 299 00:27:29,100 --> 00:27:32,667 And I pumped it, and that son of a bitch went off. 300 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:36,867 And it come about a foot away from killing the parrot. 301 00:27:36,867 --> 00:27:40,300 Blew a big hole in the wall above the piano. 302 00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:43,200 So I hung a picture over it. 303 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:46,433 They never knew until they moved. 304 00:27:46,433 --> 00:27:49,600 Found this big hole in the fucking wall. 305 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:53,200 (fireworks whizzing and popping) 306 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,033 (cheers) 307 00:27:54,033 --> 00:27:56,533 (phone rings) 308 00:28:31,733 --> 00:28:33,800 - Johnson's Ranch. 309 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,733 Yeah, we're still here. 310 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:42,433 If the lake dies, the town dies. 311 00:28:42,433 --> 00:28:46,167 Until the fish start biting people aren't gonna come down. 312 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:47,500 I had some people in Lubbock calling 313 00:28:47,500 --> 00:28:50,333 and saying that Caddo's impassable. 314 00:28:50,333 --> 00:28:52,000 So then they change their vacation plans 315 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,433 and those last minute vacations 316 00:28:53,433 --> 00:28:55,167 we would be having right now, 317 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:56,333 aren't coming. 318 00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:19,900 You gotta be patient, Henry. 319 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:25,067 - [Karen] Your patience running short? 320 00:31:20,067 --> 00:31:22,833 (engine revving) 321 00:32:07,033 --> 00:32:08,833 - Yeah, it is pretty peaceful here in the mornings. 322 00:32:08,833 --> 00:32:13,000 just me and the weevils, you know, and the salvinia. 323 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:17,467 Under lab conditions the plant can double 324 00:32:17,467 --> 00:32:19,967 its leaf number in three days, 325 00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:25,500 it can make itself into forty square miles in three months. 326 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,967 Very hardy plant, difficult to kill. 327 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:36,000 You can go out there with sprays and three months later 328 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:39,100 it'll look like you were never there. 329 00:32:40,367 --> 00:32:42,700 The weevil has turned out to be 330 00:32:42,700 --> 00:32:46,067 the only actual effective bio control for salvinia. 331 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:49,233 The adults feed on the buds and leaves 332 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:52,900 and the larvae bore in the rhizomes. 333 00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:56,633 So together that really does a lot of damage. 334 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,767 It's a big undertaking. 335 00:33:01,767 --> 00:33:04,300 Bio control would need to be done on a scale 336 00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,900 which has not been done before. 337 00:33:08,233 --> 00:33:10,133 A lot of people just simply don't like the idea, 338 00:33:10,133 --> 00:33:11,933 or the expense or whatnot, but the question is 339 00:33:11,933 --> 00:33:13,667 what are the options? 340 00:33:16,033 --> 00:33:17,800 It's gonna take pretty much everybody, 341 00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:21,267 and it's gonna take some unity and uh, 342 00:33:21,267 --> 00:33:22,867 we're all in the same boat. 343 00:33:22,867 --> 00:33:25,067 The lake and the town of Uncertain, 344 00:33:25,067 --> 00:33:27,567 which pretty much relies on the lake, you know, 345 00:33:27,567 --> 00:33:29,733 is relying on the weevils. 346 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:06,533 (gun blasts) 347 00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:10,233 - He's down. 348 00:34:15,267 --> 00:34:16,900 That motherfucker's down. 349 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,367 There's so much smoke I can't see shit right now. 350 00:34:19,367 --> 00:34:21,867 Recoil caught me in the head. 351 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:25,933 Yeah, he's down there. 352 00:34:27,833 --> 00:34:30,000 Lets get that fucking hog. 353 00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:36,233 I don't see a spot of blood, 354 00:34:38,567 --> 00:34:40,733 which is pretty unusual. 355 00:34:40,733 --> 00:34:42,567 I don't see any blood. 356 00:34:48,867 --> 00:34:52,600 I think we're walking around in circles now. 357 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:58,733 No other hog could be that goddamn lucky, you know. 358 00:34:58,733 --> 00:35:00,400 You know, Molly is a, 359 00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:03,833 is a better chance of finding it than anything you know. 360 00:35:03,833 --> 00:35:07,300 She's hunted down a couple of dead hogs already. 361 00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:09,900 So she knows what the game is. 362 00:35:13,067 --> 00:35:16,900 Where's that pig at, Molly, where's that pig? 363 00:35:20,467 --> 00:35:22,667 I'm sure he hit the ground last night. 364 00:35:22,667 --> 00:35:24,733 But it wouldn't be the first time that I've shot one 365 00:35:24,733 --> 00:35:28,900 and they've showed back up with bullets in 'em. 366 00:35:28,900 --> 00:35:32,233 He's got nine lives, he's hard to kill. 367 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,900 * Let me lick you up 368 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,367 * Let me lick you down 369 00:35:49,367 --> 00:35:51,100 * Turn around babe 370 00:35:51,100 --> 00:35:53,833 * Let me lick you all around 371 00:35:53,833 --> 00:35:55,900 * Oh, let me lick you girl 372 00:35:55,900 --> 00:35:57,900 * Like your lover should 373 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,333 - [Preacher] Good Morning. 374 00:36:00,333 --> 00:36:01,367 Good morning! 375 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:02,200 - Mornin'. 376 00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:04,500 - Amen. 377 00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:06,733 The Lord is in his holy temple 378 00:36:06,733 --> 00:36:09,467 with all the others by his side. 379 00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:13,667 Give us this day, 380 00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:17,133 * Give us this day 381 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:18,633 - Our daily bread. 382 00:36:19,533 --> 00:36:23,700 * Our daily bread 383 00:36:29,333 --> 00:36:32,800 - And forgive us our trespasses. 384 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,000 * And forgive us our trespasses * 385 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:38,533 - As we forgive those 386 00:36:38,533 --> 00:36:42,700 * As we forgive those 387 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:49,567 - [Preacher] Who trespass against us. 388 00:36:51,900 --> 00:36:54,833 - Hello world of the internet and YouTube, 389 00:36:54,833 --> 00:36:57,933 and most likely my friends and family 390 00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,633 who wanted to see what this project was all about. 391 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:04,433 Well, second day of sobriety. 392 00:37:04,433 --> 00:37:08,067 Kudos to me on, well, not really it's only two days. 393 00:37:08,067 --> 00:37:09,433 Fuckin', I'll go two days 394 00:37:09,433 --> 00:37:11,800 when I'm just too poor to buy a beer. 395 00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,867 All my money went to booze and none of it 396 00:37:14,867 --> 00:37:16,767 went to paying off the people I owed. 397 00:37:16,767 --> 00:37:20,200 And, it's got to the point, my phone is shut off 398 00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,667 cause I can't afford to pay that 399 00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:24,733 cause the work's been so slow. 400 00:37:24,733 --> 00:37:27,667 My, haven't had Netflix in forever. 401 00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:32,700 Um, haven't been able to pay off Medtronics 402 00:37:32,700 --> 00:37:34,967 which I really need to 'cause they're gonna shut me off 403 00:37:34,967 --> 00:37:38,400 and stop, you know, sending me supplies. 404 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:43,533 Fuck, I'm just gonna sit around here, 405 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,033 fuckin' whack off, 406 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:48,333 eat beans, 407 00:37:50,700 --> 00:37:51,533 and 408 00:37:53,433 --> 00:37:55,200 yeah, play Minecraft. 409 00:38:01,300 --> 00:38:04,700 You think you got drinking under control, 410 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:06,867 and then drinking gets the best of you. 411 00:38:06,867 --> 00:38:10,533 It just, it'll put its boot on your throat. 412 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,500 What Doctor Logan said was um, 413 00:38:14,500 --> 00:38:16,467 well, if I continue the way I am 414 00:38:16,467 --> 00:38:20,633 I'll be on dialysis by thirty and dead by thirty-six. 415 00:38:21,567 --> 00:38:24,033 I really want to quit drinking, 416 00:38:24,033 --> 00:38:27,333 but there's a whole nother person inside of me. 417 00:38:27,333 --> 00:38:30,733 I fight with him you know, all the time. 418 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:45,500 (ringtone plays) - [Henry] Hello. 419 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:22,367 * Go pick up my lady 420 00:39:58,033 --> 00:39:59,500 - You gonna be at the house today? 421 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,433 - Yeah. 422 00:40:00,433 --> 00:40:02,367 - OK, I'll be down there, man. 423 00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,167 I'll be on down there, man. 424 00:40:05,167 --> 00:40:06,500 - No you don't. 425 00:40:08,800 --> 00:40:11,400 - No, she ain't coming today. 426 00:40:34,533 --> 00:40:36,900 * When I'm in the mood 427 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,333 * My old man is not 428 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:40,500 * I toss and turn 429 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:41,667 * Yearn and burn 430 00:40:41,667 --> 00:40:45,833 * But can't sleep when I'm hot 431 00:40:56,300 --> 00:40:58,433 - When he's around her he's always wanting 432 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,133 to borrow money off people. 433 00:41:00,133 --> 00:41:01,467 I mean, at first he had a giddy in his step 434 00:41:01,467 --> 00:41:02,733 and he seemed really good 435 00:41:02,733 --> 00:41:04,600 and then all of sudden when he was maxed out 436 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:05,767 with borrowing from people 437 00:41:05,767 --> 00:41:06,867 and everybody started cutting him off, 438 00:41:06,867 --> 00:41:09,033 he just went downhill quick. 439 00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:11,167 I think it is a lot of stress running up there. 440 00:41:11,167 --> 00:41:12,300 The stress of needing money. 441 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,133 I need money, I need money." 442 00:41:14,133 --> 00:41:15,400 And I think when he's down here 443 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:17,100 he don't have all that stress. 444 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,433 I try to enforce that by telling him 445 00:41:18,433 --> 00:41:19,433 he needs to come and check on me. 446 00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:21,000 He needs to come you know, 447 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:22,900 I need you down here helping me in the morning. 448 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,667 And until she came in, he did, every morning. 449 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:26,600 He has breakfast and coffee with me 450 00:41:26,600 --> 00:41:28,400 and usually he'll hang out down here at the dock 451 00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,633 and talk with me and stuff, 452 00:41:29,633 --> 00:41:31,367 and it stays that way for a while. 453 00:41:31,367 --> 00:41:32,900 - I don't have any idea. 454 00:41:32,900 --> 00:41:34,233 I, I don't know. 455 00:41:35,633 --> 00:41:38,500 And I ask him, is it because her first name is Mary? 456 00:41:38,500 --> 00:41:40,633 He was like, no, no. 457 00:41:40,633 --> 00:41:45,200 I said, cause I know she don't hold a candle to my mama. 458 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,333 And I said she don't care anything about you. 459 00:41:47,333 --> 00:41:49,067 Yes she do, she just don't show it. 460 00:41:49,067 --> 00:41:53,800 I said, she don't care a thing about you, nothing. 461 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,367 And she don't mind telling nobody, you either, 462 00:41:56,367 --> 00:41:59,800 that she don't give a damn about him. 463 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:02,267 And she told my sister, yeah as long as he, 464 00:42:02,267 --> 00:42:04,500 as long as he got some money I'm gonna take it. 465 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:05,433 I'm goin' to get it. 466 00:42:05,433 --> 00:42:07,667 He got it, I'm gonna get it. 467 00:42:08,533 --> 00:42:10,800 You know so, I don't know. 468 00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:29,533 - I got some, uh, some great intel 469 00:42:29,533 --> 00:42:31,467 on that hog last night. 470 00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,533 He's been there the last two nights. 471 00:42:38,967 --> 00:42:40,167 As much as I hate to say it, 472 00:42:40,167 --> 00:42:43,300 I've been outsmarted by this hog many times. 473 00:42:43,300 --> 00:42:45,000 He tracked me out of the woods 474 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:46,800 last time I walked out of here. 475 00:42:46,800 --> 00:42:49,233 So he is letting me know that he knows 476 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:52,733 that I'm here, and this is his territory. 477 00:42:54,167 --> 00:42:57,700 To get above that scent, we needed to bring the tower on up. 478 00:43:16,133 --> 00:43:19,067 I've kind of got to know this guy, man. 479 00:43:19,067 --> 00:43:21,400 And I'll tell you what, he has no enemies 480 00:43:21,400 --> 00:43:23,700 in these woods except for me. 481 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:26,633 You know, and he knows that. 482 00:43:26,633 --> 00:43:30,800 So like, then you kill your adversary then what do you do? 483 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:51,000 (low warbling) 484 00:43:52,833 --> 00:43:55,533 - [Voiceover] What was that noise? 485 00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:58,800 - Alien abduction, I don't fuckin' know. 486 00:43:59,900 --> 00:44:02,833 That was kind of strange a noise, man. 487 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,500 It sounded almost mechanical. 488 00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:10,567 - [Isaiah] Oh hell. - What the fuck is that? 489 00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:12,667 - We don't know, it's a UFO. 490 00:44:12,667 --> 00:44:14,167 - Damn. 491 00:44:14,167 --> 00:44:15,600 You've said you've seen some weird things, though. 492 00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:17,767 - I have seen some really weird stuff out in those woods. 493 00:44:17,767 --> 00:44:19,233 That's the weirdest thing I've ever seen. 494 00:44:19,233 --> 00:44:20,767 - What's this flashing light here? 495 00:44:20,767 --> 00:44:24,433 - That's a tower back in the distance. 496 00:44:24,433 --> 00:44:25,600 - That's just a reflection. 497 00:44:25,600 --> 00:44:27,067 - That ain't a reflection, Charlie. 498 00:44:27,067 --> 00:44:29,333 There's nothing out there for it to reflect on. 499 00:44:29,333 --> 00:44:32,100 A series of lights just descending out of the sky. 500 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,333 Hovering around. 501 00:44:33,333 --> 00:44:34,833 - It's like, shoot at it or something? 502 00:44:34,833 --> 00:44:36,800 I don't know, you might not want to shoot at it, huh? 503 00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:38,267 - Have a good look at it with the scope. 504 00:44:38,267 --> 00:44:39,467 - Yeah, I guess so 505 00:44:39,467 --> 00:44:43,367 but I have no idea what the hell that was. 506 00:44:43,367 --> 00:44:46,500 There's no explanation for it. 507 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:47,733 Except uh, I haven't seen the hog 508 00:44:47,733 --> 00:44:49,833 since that thing showed up so, 509 00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:51,400 - Maybe they took it with them? 510 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,633 - That's what I think, 511 00:44:52,633 --> 00:44:53,900 - They make their own cochon de lait. 512 00:44:53,900 --> 00:44:56,533 - Yeah they, (laughing) they took my pig. 513 00:44:56,533 --> 00:44:58,833 And I'm wondering if it might not 514 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:01,767 been even invisible to the naked eye. 515 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,000 That the only thing that picked it up 516 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:06,367 was the infra-red beam, you know? 517 00:45:06,367 --> 00:45:08,700 I mean that's real possible. 518 00:45:28,967 --> 00:45:30,367 Come on, come on. 519 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,333 We need hog pictures. 520 00:45:36,633 --> 00:45:37,467 Frogs. 521 00:45:40,833 --> 00:45:44,133 Probably see a raccoon party here pretty soon. 522 00:45:44,133 --> 00:45:46,900 (majestic music) 523 00:46:56,500 --> 00:46:58,367 - [Woman] We need to have some kind of plan of action. 524 00:46:58,367 --> 00:47:00,067 We need to put this much money towards spraying, 525 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:01,733 put this much money towards weevils. 526 00:47:01,733 --> 00:47:03,233 We need to get the state of Texas onboard 527 00:47:03,233 --> 00:47:04,833 so we can make things move. 528 00:47:04,833 --> 00:47:07,800 - Now, we would all like it to just, go away, OK. 529 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,033 It's not happening. 530 00:47:09,033 --> 00:47:12,100 - From the larvae to uh, ready to eat, 531 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:14,367 ready to do their job, what kind of time period 532 00:47:14,367 --> 00:47:15,733 are we looking at on the weevils? 533 00:47:15,733 --> 00:47:18,100 - Larvae to adult stage is six weeks. 534 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:20,700 So, when they lay eggs and their offspring 535 00:47:20,700 --> 00:47:24,300 start laying eggs, the numbers can go up really quickly. 536 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:27,033 The weevils are, they're two millimeters 537 00:47:27,033 --> 00:47:28,967 to three and a half millimeters. 538 00:47:28,967 --> 00:47:32,933 I would say that we probably need a billion and a half. 539 00:47:32,933 --> 00:47:35,067 To actually take care of this problem, 540 00:47:35,067 --> 00:47:38,100 now I'm just winging it you know, 541 00:47:38,100 --> 00:47:42,267 that it would probably take a couple of million dollars. 542 00:47:44,833 --> 00:47:45,867 - That's what I'm doing is getting the 543 00:47:45,867 --> 00:47:47,700 fuck out of Uncertain. 544 00:47:47,700 --> 00:47:49,533 That's the grand plan, 545 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:53,033 cause it's just too much. 546 00:47:53,033 --> 00:47:55,400 Your brain explodes and you're upset 547 00:47:55,400 --> 00:47:57,167 and you're screaming and hollering 548 00:47:57,167 --> 00:48:01,267 and, yeah, that's why I say I had to get out of this town. 549 00:48:07,267 --> 00:48:09,300 Sometimes shit feels hopeless but you gotta remember 550 00:48:09,300 --> 00:48:11,767 to remind yourself, it's only hopeless 551 00:48:11,767 --> 00:48:13,833 if you're not trying. 552 00:48:13,833 --> 00:48:16,700 You know the theists will tell you, 553 00:48:16,700 --> 00:48:19,933 you know you're strong when you, uh, 554 00:48:19,933 --> 00:48:22,133 put all your problems in the Lord's hand, 555 00:48:22,133 --> 00:48:24,633 or Lord's Hands, and then in the same breath 556 00:48:24,633 --> 00:48:27,133 they tell you, um, what is it? 557 00:48:29,067 --> 00:48:31,400 The lord acts through you. 558 00:48:31,400 --> 00:48:33,567 So what you're saying is, 559 00:48:33,567 --> 00:48:38,000 just have faith in yourself and you can get shit done. 560 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:41,700 You know, no but you need to ask God for his help. 561 00:48:41,700 --> 00:48:44,100 He says he's not gonna help you in the Bible, 562 00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:47,967 what the fuck are you talking about? 563 00:48:47,967 --> 00:48:49,600 I wanna see if I can get that waffle maker 564 00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,367 to go with me as well, to Austin. 565 00:48:53,533 --> 00:48:56,600 Cause, that fucking waffle maker's legit. 566 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:59,667 And it don't take a lot to make waffles. 567 00:48:59,667 --> 00:49:02,133 You can throw everything in there. 568 00:49:02,133 --> 00:49:04,033 Frickin' bacon, 569 00:49:04,033 --> 00:49:07,800 you can make brownies out of a waffle maker. 570 00:49:20,300 --> 00:49:21,133 Oh, 571 00:49:22,433 --> 00:49:23,833 is it gonna work? 572 00:49:26,467 --> 00:49:29,067 I just know it's gonna be epic. 573 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:34,700 It's not, it's just gonna be a total change. 574 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:41,300 That'll keep the insulin cool. 575 00:50:17,033 --> 00:50:18,667 - The day that they integrated, 576 00:50:18,667 --> 00:50:20,633 a lot of the people here, 577 00:50:20,633 --> 00:50:23,167 the black families, they got upset with him 578 00:50:23,167 --> 00:50:25,367 because he sent us to school. 579 00:50:25,367 --> 00:50:26,600 And he told them, he said, 580 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:28,633 I'm sending my kids to school to learn 581 00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:30,967 I'm not caring about all this other stuff. 582 00:50:30,967 --> 00:50:33,400 They need, they gonna learn. 583 00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,867 (dramatic music) 584 00:51:49,533 --> 00:51:52,200 (thunder booms) 585 00:52:02,933 --> 00:52:05,667 (dramatic music) 586 00:53:16,700 --> 00:53:18,000 - [Clerk] What's the name again? 587 00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:19,233 - Zach Warren. 588 00:53:20,400 --> 00:53:22,133 I'm a little nervous, cause I know 589 00:53:22,133 --> 00:53:25,500 something's gonna go wrong, I just know it. 590 00:53:25,500 --> 00:53:28,533 But I'm also glad, just feels good to say 591 00:53:28,533 --> 00:53:32,400 that I'm gettin' out of here, I'm making a change 592 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,500 that's gonna help me in the long run. 593 00:53:42,867 --> 00:53:45,533 (wistful music) 594 00:54:04,967 --> 00:54:05,800 All right. 595 00:54:24,367 --> 00:54:26,467 Jesus Christ on a stick. 596 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:29,633 What's up man? 597 00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:31,367 (grunting) 598 00:54:31,367 --> 00:54:33,200 Yeah, this one? 599 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,867 I forgot which one. 600 00:54:42,833 --> 00:54:45,900 I thought it was that one down there. 601 00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:51,467 (dog barks) 602 00:54:51,467 --> 00:54:52,800 How's it goin'? 603 00:55:07,900 --> 00:55:08,733 Oh. 604 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:14,100 Carlos, he's deaf. 605 00:55:16,033 --> 00:55:19,833 And then I have not caught the other guys' names. 606 00:55:19,833 --> 00:55:24,000 They're all also deaf and they have a lot of deaf friends. 607 00:55:38,633 --> 00:55:42,067 You know it's kind of hitting me all of a sudden, 608 00:55:42,067 --> 00:55:43,367 well you're in Austin. 609 00:55:43,367 --> 00:55:46,633 And it's that do or die kind of thing. 610 00:55:50,633 --> 00:55:54,133 Awesome, if you know my application online gets mixed in, 611 00:55:54,133 --> 00:55:56,167 it's Zach Warren. 612 00:55:56,167 --> 00:55:57,933 I mean, in case, you know. 613 00:55:57,933 --> 00:55:58,867 - Zach Warren. 614 00:55:58,867 --> 00:56:00,567 - And I just want to say, 615 00:56:00,567 --> 00:56:03,267 I do have like lawn care experience, a lot of it actually. 616 00:56:03,267 --> 00:56:04,800 - OK. - [Zack] So, 617 00:56:04,800 --> 00:56:07,767 working in the hot Texas sun does not bother me. 618 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:08,933 - All right. 619 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,367 - It's gonna have to be by the end of the week 620 00:56:11,367 --> 00:56:15,300 or by the start of next week to have a job. 621 00:56:15,300 --> 00:56:17,233 I spent my $100. 622 00:56:17,233 --> 00:56:21,400 I got beans and I got spam, and I can make that last. 623 00:56:23,933 --> 00:56:25,767 Insulin supplies' good. 624 00:56:25,767 --> 00:56:29,200 Enough Medtronics to last me forty days. 625 00:56:46,767 --> 00:56:48,167 - He like that song uh, 626 00:56:48,167 --> 00:56:50,900 * My baby can't stand no cheatin' 627 00:56:50,900 --> 00:56:54,100 * My baby can't stand no 628 00:56:54,100 --> 00:56:55,333 - My baby don't stand no cheatin'. 629 00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:57,900 - My baby, sing it for me, sing, sing it Henry. 630 00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:00,267 * My baby, true little baby 631 00:57:00,267 --> 00:57:01,800 That's it. 632 00:57:01,800 --> 00:57:02,733 - [Voiceover] Sing, let me hear you sing, sing Henry. 633 00:57:02,733 --> 00:57:03,967 - [Voiceover] Sing Mr. Henry! 634 00:57:03,967 --> 00:57:05,167 - I can't sing it all the way through. 635 00:57:05,167 --> 00:57:06,933 - [Voiceover] What you say mom? 636 00:57:06,933 --> 00:57:10,067 * My baby don't stand no cheatin' * 637 00:57:10,067 --> 00:57:12,333 (laughter) 638 00:57:13,433 --> 00:57:15,933 - A friend baby, F-R-I-E-N-D. 639 00:57:24,100 --> 00:57:25,800 - He'll be a good man for somebody, 640 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:29,100 but I'm too young for Mr. Henry, I'm still in my forties. 641 00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:30,600 - [Voiceover] How old is Henry? 642 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:31,433 - 74. 643 00:57:33,700 --> 00:57:35,233 - Henry's children run his life. 644 00:57:35,233 --> 00:57:36,467 When you got your children runnin' your life, 645 00:57:36,467 --> 00:57:39,133 you ain't never gonna get a woman. 646 00:57:41,233 --> 00:57:43,800 - I'm telling you the truth. 647 00:57:43,800 --> 00:57:45,633 - They run your life. 648 00:57:47,367 --> 00:57:49,700 - They tell him what to do. 649 00:57:50,867 --> 00:57:51,800 - And how they're better than me. 650 00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,767 They go to cry, they cry. 651 00:57:55,467 --> 00:57:56,667 So I ain't got time to raise kids. 652 00:57:56,667 --> 00:57:58,433 I got a grand baby right there, a knee baby, 653 00:57:58,433 --> 00:58:00,433 I got my mamma to raise. 654 00:58:16,633 --> 00:58:20,133 (boar squeals and snorts) 655 00:58:21,433 --> 00:58:24,500 - He's back in brute force strength. 656 00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:36,667 Five P's for hunting: 657 00:58:36,667 --> 00:58:38,500 planning, preparation, 658 00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:42,867 persistence, patience and shot placement. 659 00:58:44,367 --> 00:58:48,700 And we got all four, but we didn't get the last one. 660 00:58:48,700 --> 00:58:51,433 So, if you don't get all five, 661 00:58:51,433 --> 00:58:55,600 you just enjoy your walk in the woods (laughs). 662 00:59:00,633 --> 00:59:04,033 They build those webs in one night man. 663 00:59:04,033 --> 00:59:06,133 Pretty incredible. 664 00:59:06,133 --> 00:59:09,600 He's smiling at you, you see that? 665 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:12,367 (dramatic music) 666 00:59:23,167 --> 00:59:27,433 It doesn't matter what form of life it is, 667 00:59:27,433 --> 00:59:30,100 everything fights for its life. 668 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,000 So that tells me that 669 00:59:36,000 --> 00:59:39,333 there is some form of a conscious. 670 00:59:39,333 --> 00:59:42,500 Otherwise what are they fighting for? 671 01:00:15,033 --> 01:00:18,400 - Yeah, we fished a lot together. 672 01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:20,833 - Is Frog still living? 673 01:00:20,833 --> 01:00:23,067 - He died, and there was the guy that works here. 674 01:00:23,067 --> 01:00:24,800 What was his name uh? 675 01:00:26,033 --> 01:00:26,867 He died! 676 01:00:29,467 --> 01:00:30,700 - A black guy. 677 01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:33,600 - Yeah, he died. 678 01:00:35,267 --> 01:00:36,733 - And his sister, you remember Sissy? 679 01:00:36,733 --> 01:00:38,400 Is she still living? 680 01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:39,867 - Sissy, Sissy. 681 01:00:39,867 --> 01:00:43,300 - They called her Sissy or something like that, his sister. 682 01:00:43,300 --> 01:00:46,567 - [Preacher] For it is better if the will of God be so, 683 01:00:46,567 --> 01:00:50,733 that he suffer from well doing, than from evil doing. 684 01:00:51,767 --> 01:00:53,200 - [Congregation] Amen 685 01:00:53,200 --> 01:00:55,600 - May the Lord have a blessing on the doer 686 01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:57,467 of His most holy work. 687 01:00:59,067 --> 01:01:01,467 * Jesus keep 688 01:01:04,100 --> 01:01:07,167 * Me near that cross 689 01:01:13,067 --> 01:01:16,900 * There's a precious fountain 690 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:28,400 * Free too all 691 01:01:31,967 --> 01:01:36,133 * A healing stream 692 01:01:45,967 --> 01:01:49,033 - There was a bench, I can't find it. 693 01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,667 I don't know where it's at, I'll find it. 694 01:02:10,633 --> 01:02:11,633 Here it is. 695 01:02:14,133 --> 01:02:15,900 Michael Wayne Smith 696 01:02:15,900 --> 01:02:17,167 - Mr. Smith, my name is Officer Webb, 697 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,800 I'm from the DWI unit. - [Wayne] Yes ma'am. 698 01:02:18,800 --> 01:02:20,767 - Tonight you were involved in a two car 699 01:02:20,767 --> 01:02:24,800 major accident at Bert Kouns and Newcastle. 700 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,633 - OK, is that, I mean is that a fact 701 01:02:26,633 --> 01:02:28,667 or was there a third car involved? 702 01:02:28,667 --> 01:02:31,367 Because I'm not sure if somebody came, knocked me around. 703 01:02:31,367 --> 01:02:33,367 - Hey, was there a third car or two cars? 704 01:02:33,367 --> 01:02:34,967 Just two cars. - [Wayne] Two, OK. 705 01:02:34,967 --> 01:02:36,533 - [Officer] Just two cars. - Allegedly, OK. 706 01:02:36,533 --> 01:02:37,967 - Um, just two cars. 707 01:02:37,967 --> 01:02:41,433 The person, the driver of the other vehicle 708 01:02:41,433 --> 01:02:42,967 is um, critically injured. 709 01:02:42,967 --> 01:02:44,567 - Yes sir. I mean, yes ma'am, I'm sorry. 710 01:02:44,567 --> 01:02:46,633 - He's at LSU right now in treatment. 711 01:02:46,633 --> 01:02:49,567 Um, Louisiana officers did detect 712 01:02:49,567 --> 01:02:52,033 you have alcohol on your breath and person. 713 01:02:52,033 --> 01:02:54,133 You were transferred in here by Officer Skinner. 714 01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,767 I'm gonna read this form to you. 715 01:02:55,767 --> 01:02:57,533 This is the Louisiana Department of Public Safety 716 01:02:57,533 --> 01:02:59,767 and Corrections Office of state police. 717 01:02:59,767 --> 01:03:01,667 You are under arrest by a law enforcement officer 718 01:03:01,667 --> 01:03:03,733 who has reasonable grounds to believe 719 01:03:03,733 --> 01:03:06,600 you are driving a vehicle or watercraft while intoxicated. 720 01:03:06,600 --> 01:03:08,433 The law now requires you to submit to. 721 01:03:08,433 --> 01:03:10,800 - [Wayne] I was in full-blown addiction. 722 01:03:10,800 --> 01:03:12,467 I was living asleep. 723 01:03:14,067 --> 01:03:17,733 All I really experienced at that time in my life, 724 01:03:17,733 --> 01:03:21,167 was um,you know, my needs, my wants 725 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:23,967 and how do I go about making that happen. 726 01:03:23,967 --> 01:03:25,267 You know, what have I gotta do 727 01:03:25,267 --> 01:03:28,967 to get you to do what I want to do? 728 01:03:28,967 --> 01:03:30,533 - [Officer] What type of vehicle were you in? 729 01:03:30,533 --> 01:03:31,933 - A Ford Bronco. 730 01:03:31,933 --> 01:03:33,133 - [Officer] Were you the driver of that vehicle? 731 01:03:33,133 --> 01:03:34,400 - [Wayne] Yes, ma'am. 732 01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,300 - [Officer] Did you have any passengers? 733 01:03:41,333 --> 01:03:45,567 - [Wayne] You know, when I made that left hand turn, 734 01:03:45,567 --> 01:03:47,733 I didn't, I didn't see him. 735 01:03:47,733 --> 01:03:50,300 (solemn music) 736 01:04:06,967 --> 01:04:10,633 - If you blow a .10 grams-percent or higher, 737 01:04:12,167 --> 01:04:14,233 then that's you're gonna be charged with D-W-I. 738 01:04:14,233 --> 01:04:17,133 Make it tight around that mouthpiece, and blow. 739 01:04:17,133 --> 01:04:18,300 You gotta blow hard. 740 01:04:18,300 --> 01:04:19,500 Blow like you're blowing up a balloon. 741 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:20,500 Blow, you're not blowing hard enough. 742 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:22,333 Blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, 743 01:04:22,333 --> 01:04:25,233 blow, blow, blow, blow, blow, stop. 744 01:04:55,467 --> 01:04:58,333 - I searched for this for two weeks 745 01:04:58,333 --> 01:05:01,800 before I found him the first time. 746 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:02,733 I don't know what else to do except 747 01:05:02,733 --> 01:05:04,800 try to live a better life. 748 01:05:06,100 --> 01:05:07,600 Not to be that man 749 01:05:11,067 --> 01:05:14,467 that ran into that kid that night. 750 01:05:14,467 --> 01:05:17,033 (solemn music) 751 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:23,100 Enough people showed me value. 752 01:05:23,967 --> 01:05:26,300 Enough people showed me love. 753 01:05:26,300 --> 01:05:28,233 Enough people showed me 754 01:05:29,767 --> 01:05:33,000 that I wasn't this horrible human being 755 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,500 who had taken this life. 756 01:05:40,067 --> 01:05:42,000 And I worked with this. 757 01:05:44,067 --> 01:05:46,067 I did, I worked with it. 758 01:05:48,567 --> 01:05:50,867 Until, there came a night where I 759 01:05:50,867 --> 01:05:52,633 actually slept through the night, 760 01:05:52,633 --> 01:05:56,600 for the first time in years and years and years. 761 01:07:33,233 --> 01:07:35,900 (boar munching) 762 01:07:45,967 --> 01:07:48,367 (gun blasts) 763 01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,433 - I couldn't afford to get new supplies 764 01:08:09,433 --> 01:08:13,700 because I was pretty much without work for a month. 765 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:17,767 I was tore up, throwing up, just kidneys hurtin'. 766 01:08:19,767 --> 01:08:23,700 Could barely walk without having trouble breathing. 767 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:25,967 Just a whole mess of pain. 768 01:08:29,367 --> 01:08:32,100 A lot of people take, you know, 769 01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:34,600 what they have for granted. 770 01:08:34,600 --> 01:08:38,767 I wonder, you know, am I gonna be here, in ten years? 771 01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:41,800 Am I gonna afford to? 772 01:08:43,033 --> 01:08:45,700 Every day is a fight, you know. 773 01:08:58,700 --> 01:09:01,533 (blaring club music) 774 01:09:01,533 --> 01:09:04,700 What all does the um, what do you call it, come in? 775 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,633 Is that shirts? 776 01:09:05,633 --> 01:09:08,333 You all got stay cool stickers. 777 01:09:08,333 --> 01:09:10,233 - Yeah, I have that sticker right here. 778 01:09:10,233 --> 01:09:11,333 - How much is the sticker? 779 01:09:11,333 --> 01:09:12,567 - That one's three. 780 01:09:12,567 --> 01:09:13,767 - It's free? 781 01:09:13,767 --> 01:09:14,933 - Three Dollars. - [Zach] Oh, three, 782 01:09:14,933 --> 01:09:17,767 I was about to say, oh hell, shit. 783 01:09:19,833 --> 01:09:21,900 - [Voiceover] Look, tattoos. - Wow, that's awesome, 784 01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:23,300 oh my god! 785 01:09:23,300 --> 01:09:25,967 - [Zach] Yep. - That's awesome. 786 01:09:29,833 --> 01:09:32,467 - [Performer] There's a unique and individual quality 787 01:09:32,467 --> 01:09:34,233 about each and every single one of you 788 01:09:34,233 --> 01:09:36,133 and that thing that makes you who you are 789 01:09:36,133 --> 01:09:38,000 is fucking incredible. 790 01:09:38,000 --> 01:09:40,033 So don't ever let anyone take it from you, 791 01:09:40,033 --> 01:09:42,500 belittle it in any way or make you feel bad about it. 792 01:09:42,500 --> 01:09:44,033 Because you fucking rock. 793 01:09:44,033 --> 01:09:46,467 And I believe that and I hope you believe it too. 794 01:09:46,467 --> 01:09:49,067 (audience cheers) 795 01:09:49,067 --> 01:09:52,800 ("Steve Irwin" by Tribe One) 796 01:09:55,533 --> 01:09:57,900 * Every generation needs a Steve Irwin 797 01:09:57,900 --> 01:10:00,700 * To teach them believing in dreams can ease burdens 798 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:03,233 * To show us we're never too old to keep learning 799 01:10:03,233 --> 01:10:06,000 * I can't believe he isn't returning 800 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,633 * Cause every generation needs a Steve Irwin 801 01:10:08,633 --> 01:10:11,233 * As long as the passion for life can keep burning 802 01:10:11,233 --> 01:10:15,400 * The future is still free to be determined * 803 01:10:20,200 --> 01:10:22,300 (coughs) 804 01:10:54,533 --> 01:10:56,733 - He slept last night good. 805 01:10:58,733 --> 01:10:59,967 - He slept good. 806 01:10:59,967 --> 01:11:02,867 He had me put him a mattress on the floor. 807 01:11:02,867 --> 01:11:06,700 And he slept on the floor, in the living room. 808 01:11:08,233 --> 01:11:11,167 - You don't even want to know, guess how he got up. 809 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:12,433 - He crawled up, 810 01:11:12,433 --> 01:11:16,333 he caught ahold to the couch and crawled up. 811 01:11:16,333 --> 01:11:19,000 - She said, you ass is old, Dad. 812 01:11:24,767 --> 01:11:25,600 - OK. 813 01:11:35,567 --> 01:11:39,233 (mechanical motor whirring) 814 01:11:55,633 --> 01:11:58,733 (wind chimes ringing) 815 01:12:00,067 --> 01:12:02,400 (whistling) 816 01:12:03,433 --> 01:12:05,367 - I can hang it there. 817 01:12:13,033 --> 01:12:14,200 There we go. 818 01:12:17,300 --> 01:12:18,967 Well thank you, everybody, for coming. 819 01:12:18,967 --> 01:12:20,233 - Thank you. 820 01:12:20,233 --> 01:12:23,200 Thank the spirit for the meat of Mr. Ed. 821 01:12:25,467 --> 01:12:27,333 - The meat's amazing. 822 01:12:27,333 --> 01:12:28,933 - [Wayne] Yeah, you like it? - Love it, yeah. 823 01:12:28,933 --> 01:12:31,433 - It's pretty good. 824 01:12:31,433 --> 01:12:35,767 When I saw this all together as an organism 825 01:12:35,767 --> 01:12:39,333 that was, that was a living, breathing thing, 826 01:12:39,333 --> 01:12:41,233 it was like, wow. 827 01:12:41,233 --> 01:12:44,133 You know, God's here, man. 828 01:12:44,133 --> 01:12:45,667 You know, God is here. 829 01:12:45,667 --> 01:12:49,067 And he's in the trees and there's a beautiful, 830 01:12:49,067 --> 01:12:51,567 beautiful Native American prayer, you know, 831 01:12:51,567 --> 01:12:53,433 that says uh, it says 832 01:12:53,433 --> 01:12:56,000 Great Spirit whose voice I hear in the wind. 833 01:12:56,000 --> 01:12:59,300 I come to you as one of your many children. 834 01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:02,100 I ask you for strength, not that I may best my brother 835 01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:06,100 but that I may defeat my greatest enemy, myself. 836 01:13:06,100 --> 01:13:09,400 You know, and that sums it up, brother. 837 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:12,133 (dramatic music) 838 01:14:52,733 --> 01:14:55,500 (dramatic music) 839 01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:59,100 - I see weevils. 840 01:15:59,100 --> 01:16:01,033 We got weevils. 841 01:16:01,033 --> 01:16:02,433 A bunch, a bunch. 842 01:16:04,467 --> 01:16:06,933 My weevils are kicking ass. 843 01:16:06,933 --> 01:16:07,767 Oh, sorry. 844 01:16:21,367 --> 01:16:22,200 Holy shit. 845 01:16:24,067 --> 01:16:25,833 Hey just for your own uh, reference, 846 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:27,900 take a look through here. 847 01:16:39,700 --> 01:16:42,867 (wistful banjo music)