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Whose idea was this, anyway?

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They're gaining on us!

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Shit.

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Yeah, yeah!

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Wow!

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He's after me!

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= phill

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wow!

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Wow!

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Oh, shit.

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Jesus!

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Ed!

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Go, Mitch!

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= ah!

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Ah, oh!

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Back, bull, back, bull, back, bull!

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Stop following me!

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Please!

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Oops!

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Does he know what he's doing?

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Does he have any idea what he's doing?

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Because, you know, I can't talk to him.

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Ow!

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Relax.

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He's doing a beautiful job.

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Sir.

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El doctor.

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Hello!

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Don't sew up anything that's
supposed to remain open, okay?

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Okay.

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What, are you taking pictures, Phil?

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Are you kidding?

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This is a Kodak moment.

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Now, smile.

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- Oops!
- Oh, good,

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blind him with the flash.

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Phil, let the man keep what's
left of his dignity, please.

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Dignity.

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This is all your fault, ed.

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My fault?

41
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Yeah, because you're a macho lunatic.

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Phil and I are sheep.

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We're not sheep.

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We are sheep.

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We do every stupid thing he asks.

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I didn't make you run.

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No, it was a 2,000-pound
rampaging animal

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spraying bull snot all over Spain.

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That's what made me run.

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You made me stand in front of it.

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Come on, guys, group shot.

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I got a big "I told you so”
coming from Barbara on this.

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Maybe she won't notice.

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Honey, want a pillow?

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It's a long flight.

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No, thanks.

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Come on, it's not that bad.

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I look like your mother.

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Here comes Mr. bull.

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Yeah.

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Kim, baby, do you want the
aisle seat or the window seat?

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Because whichever one
you want makes me happy.

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- I don't care.
- Good, then take the window.

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I wanna talk to Mitch.

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Okay.

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Be right back.

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Miss me.

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Admit it, pal, you had fun.

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No.

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Scuba diving is fun.

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I mean, it's normal.

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People do that.

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Baseball fantasy camp,

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until Phil threw up on
Willie mays, was fabulous.

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I was nervous, he was my idol.

76
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I'll never forget Willie's face.

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"Say hey, that's lunch on me!”

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Phil, I'm standing.

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Yes, dear.

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I can't wait to get out

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of this country, these people.

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You know, maybe it's just me,

83
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but I think our little adventures lately

84
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are becoming stupid, you know?

85
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What did you call them?

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Desperate attempt to
cling to your youth?

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Yeah, that.

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= that's bullshit.

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= bullshit?

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Ed, have you noticed the older you get,

91
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the younger your girlfriends get?

92
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Soon, you'll be dating sperm.

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I'm back.

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Okay.

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I have just one more thing to say.

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Target parachute jumping.

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Ed!

98
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Now, it's a smaller parachute,

99
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but you're traveling twice as fast.

100
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Great! So when they find your body,

101
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they can bury it in a sucrets box.

102
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Phil said he'd go.

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= Phil wants to die.

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I mean, if you were married
to that, you'd wanna die, too.

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Look at him.

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He's pretending to be asleep

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so he doesn't have to talk to her.

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It's a couple of little
jumps from a plane.

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And then what?

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We go on safari, only
the animals have guns

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and they hunt us?

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Forget about it.

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It's never enough for you, ed.

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I'm reading.

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When's it ever gonna be enough?

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Hi, mom.

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It's September 8th, 1952.

118
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We're driving back from your aunt Marsha.

119
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My water breaks.

120
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Your father jumps the divider

121
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of the saw mill river parkway

122
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and races me to doctors' hospital and...

123
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At 5:16, out you came.

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Oh.

125
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Happy birthday, darling.

126
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Here's your father.

127
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Hello, boy, happy birthday.

128
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Hi, dad, how are you?

129
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I'm losing
feeling in my left leg.

130
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Here's your mother.

131
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Don't worry, he's fine.

132
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So, what are you gonna
do now, birthday boy?

133
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Well, I thought I'd
lie here another three

134
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and a half hours and then go to work.

135
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Is Barbara with you?

136
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No, she's working the streets

137
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and she likes to have
breakfast with her pimp.

138
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She should be in around 7:30.

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Hi, mom.

140
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Give my boy a kiss, oh.

141
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I can't believe my baby's 39 years old.

142
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Bye, mom.

143
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Oh...

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Bye...

145
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Angel, birthday boy.

146
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Oh!

147
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Happy birthday.

148
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Well, at least she said my age in years.

149
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Usually, she uses months,
like I'm still an infant.

150
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"How's Mitch?"

151
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"Oh, good, he's 168 months today."

152
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Wow.

153
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I look a year older.

154
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Do I look a year older to you?

155
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Honey, at 5:15 everybody
looks a year older.

156
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Do you know what I found yesterday?

157
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Hm.

158
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Hair in my ear.

159
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Mitch.

160
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I'm losing hair where I
want hair and I'm getting hair

161
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where there shouldn't be hair.

162
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I found four big fat ones on my back.

163
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I'm starting to look like the fly.

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That's it, I'm canceling
your birthday party.

165
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Why?

166
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Because your
birthdays depress you.

167
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No, they don't.

168
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Oh, Mitch.

169
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On your 30th birthday you
said you couldn't see.

170
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And then on your 34th birthday,

171
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you forgot my name for an hour.

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Then last year, when I
asked you what you wanted,

173
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you said a cat scan.

174
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= t had a headache.

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This year, let's just let it pass.

176
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I wanna see my friends.

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All right.

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But I don't want people
coming over here thinking

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they're in a bergman film.

180
00:11:15,333 --> 00:11:17,415
You've met my husband, Mr. death?

181
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I'll be good.

182
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Yeah?

183
00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,540
Because I don't need you
any worse than you've been.

184
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Wait a second, what does that mean?

185
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Nothing.

186
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Nothing.

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Great.

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Oh.

189
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Ar.

190
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Got a minute?

191
00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:34,619
Hi. I only have a few minutes.

192
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I have career day at
Danny's school, so, I...

193
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Yeah, it'll just take a second.

194
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What is it?

195
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J; Pizza guys, pizza guys j

196
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j come on down to pizza guys

197
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j be a happy, healthy fellow j

198
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j have some sauce and mozzarella j

199
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j at pizza guys j

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s07?

201
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So.

202
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So, it's stupid.

203
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It's annoying.

204
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It makes people change the station.

205
00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,160
It didn't write it.

206
00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,031
But you bought it.

207
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:05,999
You put it on the air three
times a night during drive time.

208
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,365
People are having accidents.

209
00:13:16,792 --> 00:13:19,499
You used to go out and get advertising.

210
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:20,330
You hustled.

211
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:21,698
You were creative.

212
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:23,994
Something bad came in, you fixed it.

213
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You rewrote it.

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You worked with it.

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00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,582
My god, we used to make fun of guys

216
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who bought crap like this.

217
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,123
What's going on with you?

218
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Did you ever reach a point in your life

219
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where you say to yourself,

220
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"this is the best I'm ever gonna look,

221
00:13:41,083 --> 00:13:42,914
"the best I'm ever gonna feel,

222
00:13:42,917 --> 00:13:45,158
"the best I'm ever gonna do,

223
00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:46,452
"and it ain't that great?”

224
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Happy birthday.

225
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Thank you.

226
00:13:52,750 --> 00:13:55,947
Now, look, I'm the station manager.

227
00:13:55,958 --> 00:14:00,782
I'm responsible for the quality
of work here at the station.

228
00:14:00,792 --> 00:14:01,952
So, till further notice,

229
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:04,700
I have to insist on personally
approving all the new spots.

230
00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:05,538
What?

231
00:14:05,542 --> 00:14:08,158
I can't make a deal without
checking with you first?

232
00:14:08,167 --> 00:14:09,828
Just till you get back on track.

233
00:14:13,125 --> 00:14:15,787
So we're doing this job on 60th and 3rd,

234
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:18,283
big frigging ballbreaker of a job, right?

235
00:14:18,292 --> 00:14:19,623
And we got the area roped off,

236
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,707
you know, so that some schmuck
don't walk through there

237
00:14:21,708 --> 00:14:23,448
and take a wrecking ball between the eyes.

238
00:14:25,292 --> 00:14:28,034
All of a sudden, this woman,
you know, with the big,

239
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dark glasses, the bloomingdale's bags,

240
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she starts walking
right through the ropes.

241
00:14:32,667 --> 00:14:33,577
I yelled down at her,

242
00:14:33,583 --> 00:14:36,165
"hey, you can't go
there, you stupid bitch!"

243
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:40,614
And suddenly, this big
steam fitting bursts

244
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:43,992
and this enormous goddamn
crane crashes right down

245
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:48,994
on her legs, and she's
screaming, "my legs, my legs!"

246
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,865
And I say, "no shit, your legs.

247
00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:53,537
"You got a 2,000-pound
goddamn crane on them."

248
00:14:55,375 --> 00:14:58,287
Now, do you know how, in an
emergency, you could get,

249
00:14:58,292 --> 00:15:00,829
like, superhuman strength?

250
00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:03,950
I reach down and I lift this crane,

251
00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,745
and Ernesto's able to
slide her out from under,

252
00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:09,617
and the doctors were
able to save her legs.

253
00:15:09,625 --> 00:15:13,243
So the moral is: Don't walk
where you're not supposed

254
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,206
to walk because there may not be somebody

255
00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,665
with superhuman strength
to save your little ass.

256
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,032
And don't do drugs.

257
00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:24,581
That's it.

258
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:30,990
Thank you, Mr. morelli.

259
00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:34,197
That was very descriptive.

260
00:15:35,542 --> 00:15:38,784
Daniel, would you introduce
your father, please,

261
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:40,157
and tell us what he does?

262
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:46,745
My dad's named Mitch and he's...

263
00:15:46,750 --> 00:15:48,866
He's a submarine commander.

264
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:50,705
Danny!

265
00:15:50,708 --> 00:15:51,993
Submarine commander?

266
00:15:53,542 --> 00:15:55,999
He works for wblm radio.

267
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,000
Ah!

268
00:16:08,708 --> 00:16:13,623
Well, like Danny said,
I work for wblm radio.

269
00:16:13,625 --> 00:16:14,865
Are you a disc jockey?

270
00:16:14,875 --> 00:16:16,240
No, I'm not a disc jockey.

271
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:20,282
You know the commercials
that are on the radio?

272
00:16:20,292 --> 00:16:21,122
= oh!

273
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:22,706
Do you make all those commercials?

274
00:16:23,875 --> 00:16:25,160
No.

275
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:27,579
Other people make the commercials.

276
00:16:27,583 --> 00:16:30,290
I sell them time on our station

277
00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:32,078
for the commercials to be on.

278
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:35,701
So you decide which
commercials to use and when?

279
00:16:35,708 --> 00:16:37,073
That's right.

280
00:16:37,083 --> 00:16:38,243
Well, no, it's not right.

281
00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,241
It used to be right.

282
00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,866
Seems now that I even have to
check with the station manager

283
00:16:42,875 --> 00:16:44,661
if I wanna wipe my nose.

284
00:16:47,750 --> 00:16:50,457
The minute he took away my
authority, I should have quit.

285
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,782
Mr. Robbins?

286
00:17:01,875 --> 00:17:02,875
What?

287
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,991
Value this time in your life, kids,

288
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:09,830
because this is the time in your life

289
00:17:09,833 --> 00:17:12,370
when you still have your choices.

290
00:17:12,375 --> 00:17:14,491
It goes by so fast.

291
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,240
When you're a teenager,

292
00:17:16,250 --> 00:17:17,956
you think you can do anything, and you do.

293
00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:19,664
Your twenties are a blur.

294
00:17:19,667 --> 00:17:22,534
Thirties, you raise your
family, you make a little money,

295
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,407
and you think to yourself,

296
00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:26,328
"what happened to my twenties?"

297
00:17:26,333 --> 00:17:30,121
Forties, you grow a little pot
belly, you grow another chin.

298
00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,286
The music starts to get too loud.

299
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:33,247
One of your old girlfriends

300
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,616
from high school becomes a grandmother.

301
00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:37,456
Fifties, you have a minor surgery.

302
00:17:37,458 --> 00:17:40,950
You'll call it a procedure,
but it's a surgery.

303
00:17:40,958 --> 00:17:42,664
Sixties, you'll have a major surgery.

304
00:17:42,667 --> 00:17:44,532
The music is still loud,
but it doesn't matter

305
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:46,498
because you can't hear it anyway.

306
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:49,663
Seventies, you and the wife
retire to Fort Lauderdale.

307
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,244
You start eating dinner at
two o'clock in the afternoon,

308
00:17:53,250 --> 00:17:56,082
you have lunch around 10:00,
breakfast the night before.

309
00:17:56,083 --> 00:17:58,495
You spend most of your time
wandering around malls looking

310
00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:00,661
for the ultimate soft
vogurt and muttering,

311
00:18:00,667 --> 00:18:01,622
"how come the kids don't call?

312
00:18:01,625 --> 00:18:03,661
"How come the kids don't call?"

313
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:06,499
The eighties, you'll have a major stroke.

314
00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:08,331
You end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse

315
00:18:08,333 --> 00:18:11,245
who your wife can't stand
but who you call mama.

316
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,285
Any questions?

317
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,822
Danny was embarrassed to tell
the class what my job is.

318
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:19,993
They're nine!

319
00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,581
They get excited about the guy

320
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,790
who gives them change at the arcade.

321
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:27,620
You just happen to have one of those jobs

322
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:29,411
that's difficult to...

323
00:18:29,417 --> 00:18:32,909
Believe that a grown man
does without losing his mind.

324
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:34,989
I mean, what is my job?

325
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,662
I mean, I sell advertising
time on the radio.

326
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:39,953
So, basically, I sell air.

327
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,494
At least my father was an upholsterer.

328
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:43,456
He made a sofa, a couch you could sit on.

329
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,868
It was something tangible.

330
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,240
What can I point to?

331
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,330
Where's my work?

332
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,163
It's air.

333
00:18:48,167 --> 00:18:49,156
I sell air.

334
00:18:49,167 --> 00:18:51,203
What, so what are you saying?

335
00:18:51,208 --> 00:18:52,573
You wanna quit?

336
00:18:52,583 --> 00:18:53,993
How can I quit?

337
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,285
I'm trapped.

338
00:18:55,292 --> 00:18:56,998
You're trapped?

339
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:57,830
Yeah.

340
00:18:57,833 --> 00:18:59,289
The other day you said
you wanna send Holly

341
00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,532
to a performing arts school.

342
00:19:00,542 --> 00:19:01,657
She's got talent.

343
00:19:01,667 --> 00:19:02,497
Talent?

344
00:19:02,500 --> 00:19:04,661
She was in one play and
she fell off the stage.

345
00:19:04,667 --> 00:19:06,703
That's not talent, that's gravity.

346
00:19:06,708 --> 00:19:08,039
And that school costs money.

347
00:19:08,042 --> 00:19:09,327
Everything costs money. - Bye!

348
00:19:09,333 --> 00:19:10,914
Bye.

349
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:11,872
Where are you going?

350
00:19:11,875 --> 00:19:13,411
I'm sleeping at Gwen's down the hall.

351
00:19:13,417 --> 00:19:14,327
Again?

352
00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,449
Are you paying rent there?

353
00:19:16,458 --> 00:19:17,368
Oh, dad.

354
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:19,661
We're having a birthday party.

355
00:19:19,667 --> 00:19:21,749
I don't wanna sit around
all night with your friends.

356
00:19:21,750 --> 00:19:23,286
I told her it'd be all right.

357
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:24,998
We'll have a family party tomorrow.

358
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:31,163
Bye, dad.

359
00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:31,997
Bye.

360
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,830
Happy birthday.

361
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:34,323
Thank you.

362
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,662
Ah!

363
00:19:38,667 --> 00:19:40,498
Let me show you how I pop my shoulder.

364
00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:43,580
Ouch!

365
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,539
Danny, Dan, come on, come on.

366
00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:47,407
He's in the gifted program at school.

367
00:19:47,417 --> 00:19:49,078
Come on, go to sleep, huh?

368
00:19:50,417 --> 00:19:51,657
Kim, you poor thing.

369
00:19:51,667 --> 00:19:53,123
What has married life done to you?

370
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,865
I mean, you look like hell!

371
00:19:54,875 --> 00:19:56,206
= six months.

372
00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:58,699
Admit it, you didn't think
ed would ever get married.

373
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:00,073
Well, he met the right woman.

374
00:20:00,083 --> 00:20:01,869
And how often are you meeting that woman?

375
00:20:01,875 --> 00:20:03,456
You're lucky it's your birthday, pal.

376
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:07,241
Excuse me, I see one of
the guests is stealing.

377
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,412
Your husband is so cute.

378
00:20:12,417 --> 00:20:13,623
You must laugh all day.

379
00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:15,286
Yeah, my sides hurt.

380
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,082
We saw a picture of you in
a hewspaper in your underwear.

381
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:21,449
Oh, well, that was an advertisement.

382
00:20:21,458 --> 00:20:23,449
I sometimes model ladies' underwear.

383
00:20:23,458 --> 00:20:24,994
You looked great.

384
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,116
Mom, you said, "let's see how she looks

385
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,207
"after having two kids."

386
00:20:31,917 --> 00:20:34,158
Daniel, time to go to bed.

387
00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:35,873
We'll wake you for your wedding.

388
00:20:39,250 --> 00:20:40,865
= Phil.

389
00:20:40,875 --> 00:20:41,875
Hello.

390
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:46,072
You're pretending to sleep
at my birthday party.

391
00:20:46,083 --> 00:20:47,573
Is she around?

392
00:20:50,167 --> 00:20:51,282
She's in the kitchen.

393
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:56,199
This is quite a life you've
carved out for yourself, Phil.

394
00:20:56,208 --> 00:20:57,869
= phill

395
00:20:57,875 --> 00:20:58,705
Phil!

396
00:20:58,708 --> 00:20:59,993
We're leaving.

397
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,740
We haven't had cake.

398
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,786
He hasn't even opened his presents yet.

399
00:21:03,792 --> 00:21:06,374
Phil, you have to
open the store at 4:30.

400
00:21:06,375 --> 00:21:08,331
Daddy's counting on you.

401
00:21:08,333 --> 00:21:10,039
= 15 more minutes?

402
00:21:14,542 --> 00:21:15,542
Starting now.

403
00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:26,536
4:30 in the morning?

404
00:21:26,542 --> 00:21:28,078
Hey, you know, you manage a supermarket,

405
00:21:28,083 --> 00:21:29,573
that's when the food arrives.

406
00:21:29,583 --> 00:21:32,040
Don't you have an assistant
or a kid or something?

407
00:21:32,042 --> 00:21:33,998
= Arlene's father likes me to do it.

408
00:21:34,958 --> 00:21:36,789
"No free rides, Philly boy!

409
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,783
"No free rides."

410
00:21:38,792 --> 00:21:41,784
But I'm telling you,
they got me by the balls.

411
00:21:41,792 --> 00:21:43,578
She's got one, he's got the other.

412
00:21:46,250 --> 00:21:48,832
Do you ever think about quitting?

413
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:50,494
Yeah, sure, right.

414
00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:51,535
That's just what I wanna do:

415
00:21:51,542 --> 00:21:53,749
Start over with two kids to take care of.

416
00:21:55,542 --> 00:21:56,372
No.

417
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,242
At this age, where you are, you are.

418
00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,535
Hey, look who's awake.

419
00:22:02,542 --> 00:22:04,658
Look, I have got 14 minutes, okay?

420
00:22:04,667 --> 00:22:05,873
So can we give him the present?

421
00:22:05,875 --> 00:22:06,705
Yeah.

422
00:22:06,708 --> 00:22:07,708
What'd you get me?

423
00:22:09,458 --> 00:22:10,914
Two weeks.

424
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,282
The three of us.

425
00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:13,532
New Mexico.

426
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:14,702
Driving cattle.

427
00:22:14,708 --> 00:22:15,993
What, like in a truck?

428
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:16,864
No, no!

429
00:22:16,875 --> 00:22:17,955
Cowboys!

430
00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:20,324
It's a real old-fashioned cattle drive.

431
00:22:20,333 --> 00:22:23,166
We drive the herd from
new Mexico to Colorado.

432
00:22:23,167 --> 00:22:23,997
= you can do this?

433
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,832
We ride, we rope, we
sleep out under the stars.

434
00:22:26,833 --> 00:22:27,948
Show him the brochure.

435
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,323
It's fantastic, Mitch.

436
00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:32,865
It's the newest
thing, people do this!

437
00:22:32,875 --> 00:22:33,990
It's great!

438
00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:36,241
Wow, look at this.

439
00:22:36,250 --> 00:22:37,490
Real horses.

440
00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:38,615
Does look good.

441
00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:39,455
Good?

442
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:40,288
It's great.

443
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:42,157
Cowboys, that's what
you always wanted to be.

444
00:22:42,167 --> 00:22:44,078
Remember mitchy the kid?

445
00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,698
Right, mitchy the kid!

446
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,744
And it's right when your vacation comes.

447
00:22:47,750 --> 00:22:49,365
We've been planning it for weeks.

448
00:22:50,833 --> 00:22:51,833
T can't do it.

449
00:22:54,500 --> 00:22:55,615
Why?

450
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,911
We're going to Florida
to visit Barbara's parents.

451
00:22:57,917 --> 00:22:58,952
What, are you sick?

452
00:23:00,917 --> 00:23:01,997
No, it's planned already.

453
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,080
I promised.

454
00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:05,665
I worked every weekend
for a year to get this.

455
00:23:05,667 --> 00:23:07,407
What's with you these days?

456
00:23:07,417 --> 00:23:08,907
Nothing, you know, nothing.

457
00:23:10,917 --> 00:23:12,373
It's just, I...

458
00:23:12,375 --> 00:23:14,912
You know, I don't wanna
disappoint Barbara.

459
00:23:16,042 --> 00:23:16,872
Who is that?

460
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:18,957
I know nine people and they're all here.

461
00:23:18,958 --> 00:23:20,539
Excuse me.

462
00:23:24,208 --> 00:23:25,038
Hi.

463
00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:27,624
Hi, is Mr. Phil berquist here?

464
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:29,331
Can I get you something to...

465
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:32,499
Mr. berquist, your housekeeper
told me where you were.

466
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:33,455
I'm in trouble.

467
00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:34,618
What are you doing here, Nancy?

468
00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:36,991
Who's on register nine?
I don't know what to do.

469
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:37,830
Harumaki?

470
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,663
= t don't think this is the time

471
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:39,702
or the place to talk about this.

472
00:23:39,708 --> 00:23:41,664
- I'm late.
- What?

473
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,498
I missed my period!

474
00:23:43,500 --> 00:23:44,330
Whoops!

475
00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:45,243
What?!

476
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,330
I was at work and on my break,

477
00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:49,370
and I took one of those home
pregnancy tests from aisle 11.

478
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:50,455
The ones on special?

479
00:23:50,458 --> 00:23:51,368
Yes!

480
00:23:51,375 --> 00:23:52,865
And it came up blue.

481
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:56,287
Why is she telling you this, Phil?

482
00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:58,955
Because I'm...

483
00:23:58,958 --> 00:24:01,370
I'm her boss and...

484
00:24:01,375 --> 00:24:03,240
We have a health plan.

485
00:24:03,250 --> 00:24:04,456
= son of a bitch!

486
00:24:04,458 --> 00:24:07,450
You screwed this little
girl in my father's store?!

487
00:24:07,458 --> 00:24:08,288
No, no, no!

488
00:24:08,292 --> 00:24:10,408
= it was in his car!

489
00:24:10,417 --> 00:24:11,702
Oh, Jesus!

490
00:24:11,708 --> 00:24:14,620
And I'm not a little girl, I'm 20.

491
00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:17,457
Get out of this house, you little whore.

492
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,573
Hey!

493
00:24:18,583 --> 00:24:20,824
I will not permit you
to talk to her that way!

494
00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:26,125
Fine.

495
00:24:27,625 --> 00:24:29,490
I'll tell my father what you did!

496
00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,364
= no!

497
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,286
Do not call Mr. levine!

498
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:34,032
Hey, put down that phone! Phil.

499
00:24:34,042 --> 00:24:34,872
Put it down. = no!

500
00:24:34,875 --> 00:24:36,786
No. - Get, get off.

501
00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:37,827
- That's my phone!
- You're crazy!

502
00:24:37,833 --> 00:24:38,913
That's right!

503
00:24:38,917 --> 00:24:41,909
Not having sex for 12 years
will do that to a person!

504
00:24:41,917 --> 00:24:43,873
Now, come on, you two, stop it.

505
00:24:43,875 --> 00:24:45,991
Come on, not in front of
your friends. Come on.

506
00:24:46,833 --> 00:24:47,993
I'm not afraid of you!

507
00:24:50,333 --> 00:24:52,073
I'll call from the bedroom!

508
00:24:52,083 --> 00:24:52,913
The bedroom?

509
00:24:52,917 --> 00:24:54,908
How the hell would you
know where the bedroom is?!

510
00:24:54,917 --> 00:24:55,747
I'm calling!

511
00:24:55,750 --> 00:24:56,660
Go ahead, call him!

512
00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:57,656
I'm sure he's home!

513
00:24:57,667 --> 00:25:00,079
It's his night to meet with
the other escaped Nazis.

514
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,948
I hate you!

515
00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,744
I hate you more!

516
00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,662
If hate were people, I'd be China.

517
00:25:14,542 --> 00:25:15,873
Let's bring out the cake.

518
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:24,490
Good party.

519
00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,500
It's...

520
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:27,958
Mitch?

521
00:25:28,958 --> 00:25:31,290
Is that what you've
been trying to tell me?

522
00:25:31,292 --> 00:25:32,657
That you feel like Phil?

523
00:25:34,417 --> 00:25:35,281
Like Phil?

524
00:25:35,292 --> 00:25:37,123
Yeah, am I gonna be
sitting here some night

525
00:25:37,125 --> 00:25:40,617
and some checkout girl
comes here looking for you?

526
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:43,207
No, no, of course not.

527
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:44,789
I know you're not happy here.

528
00:25:46,417 --> 00:25:48,078
You're not happy at work.

529
00:25:48,083 --> 00:25:49,994
I know how men think.

530
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,582
"I'm not happy here, I'm not happy there,

531
00:25:52,583 --> 00:25:54,915
"I'll be happy here.”

532
00:25:54,917 --> 00:25:55,781
No.

533
00:25:55,792 --> 00:25:58,374
You make me happy here.

534
00:25:58,375 --> 00:25:59,375
No.

535
00:26:00,250 --> 00:26:02,491
No, I make you feel trapped.

536
00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:04,365
No, you don't, it's not you.

537
00:26:04,375 --> 00:26:05,990
How do you think that makes me feel

538
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,490
when I hear you say that?

539
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,910
I didn't mean you.

540
00:26:10,208 --> 00:26:11,208
It's me.

541
00:26:13,458 --> 00:26:14,493
T...

542
00:26:15,333 --> 00:26:16,743
I just feel lost.

543
00:26:22,125 --> 00:26:26,038
Kim was telling me about
this cattle drive thing.

544
00:26:26,042 --> 00:26:27,657
= oh.

545
00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:28,873
Maybe you should go.

546
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,615
What about Florida?

547
00:26:31,625 --> 00:26:33,581
You'll be miserable in Florida.

548
00:26:33,583 --> 00:26:35,039
You'll make me miserable.

549
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,327
You hate my parents.

550
00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,664
Look, I don't hate your parents.

551
00:26:37,667 --> 00:26:39,532
Oh, come on, Mitch,
you have known my father

552
00:26:39,542 --> 00:26:40,907
since you were 18 years old

553
00:26:40,917 --> 00:26:43,533
and you've never called him by his name.

554
00:26:43,542 --> 00:26:44,542
What is his name?

555
00:26:45,958 --> 00:26:47,448
It's a joke, I was just joking.

556
00:26:48,625 --> 00:26:51,742
Look, I said I'm gonna
go and I'm gonna go.

557
00:26:51,750 --> 00:26:53,911
You don't understand what I'm saying.

558
00:26:53,917 --> 00:26:55,407
I'm not saying it's all right

559
00:26:55,417 --> 00:26:57,203
if you don't wanna come with us.

560
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,412
I'm saying I don't want you to come.

561
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,907
Go away with ed.

562
00:27:09,833 --> 00:27:11,448
Take Phil.

563
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:14,165
I am giving you these two weeks.

564
00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,407
It's my present.

565
00:27:17,208 --> 00:27:19,324
Go and find your smile.

566
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:23,583
What if I can't?

567
00:27:27,167 --> 00:27:29,829
We'll jump off that
bridge when we come to it.

568
00:28:14,708 --> 00:28:16,744
My ass hurts just watching this.

569
00:28:16,750 --> 00:28:17,956
Are you kidding?

570
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:19,038
This is fantastic!

571
00:28:20,208 --> 00:28:21,368
Take him down, hoss!

572
00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:23,890
= ti wonder if I could do that to Arlene.

573
00:28:24,667 --> 00:28:25,952
Phil, forget about it already.

574
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,323
= t could do it.

575
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,413
You've seen her ears.

576
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,452
They must be the other guests.

577
00:28:31,458 --> 00:28:33,744
I wish you
hadn't worn this jacket.

578
00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:34,580
Why not?

579
00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:35,743
Why, look at it, it's got your name

580
00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:36,660
and your picture on it.

581
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:37,747
It's a little grotesque.

582
00:28:37,750 --> 00:28:39,240
I'm proud of what I do.

583
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,080
So is the president.

584
00:28:40,083 --> 00:28:41,789
He doesn't put his picture on his suit.

585
00:28:42,708 --> 00:28:43,538
You guys guests here?

586
00:28:43,542 --> 00:28:45,908
Yeah, we just got here a
minute ago. I'm Mitch Robbins.

587
00:28:45,917 --> 00:28:46,747
= ed furillo.

588
00:28:46,750 --> 00:28:47,580
I sell sporting goods.

589
00:28:47,583 --> 00:28:48,948
Show him your jacket.

590
00:28:48,958 --> 00:28:51,040
Yeah, I'm Phil berquist.

591
00:28:51,042 --> 00:28:52,452
I committed adultery.

592
00:28:52,458 --> 00:28:54,164
Lost my job and my family.

593
00:28:55,667 --> 00:28:57,203
His jacket's being made.

594
00:28:58,042 --> 00:28:58,906
Yeah.

595
00:28:58,917 --> 00:29:01,249
I'm Ben Jessup and this
is my son, Steve Jessup.

596
00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:03,490
Where are you from?

597
00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:04,330
Baltimore.

598
00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:05,869
We have a dental practice there.

599
00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:06,705
Really?

600
00:29:06,708 --> 00:29:07,618
You're both dentists?

601
00:29:07,625 --> 00:29:08,455
Yes.

602
00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:09,948
We're black and we're dentists.

603
00:29:09,958 --> 00:29:12,199
Let's not make an issue out of it.

604
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:13,368
They're not making an issue.

605
00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:14,865
You're making an issue.

606
00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:17,042
Hello.

607
00:29:17,875 --> 00:29:19,331
Isn't this great?

608
00:29:19,333 --> 00:29:21,449
We're ira and Barry shalowitz.

609
00:29:21,458 --> 00:29:23,414
Ira and Barry, that's
like the ice cream.

610
00:29:23,417 --> 00:29:25,032
No, that's us.

611
00:29:25,042 --> 00:29:27,533
We make ira and Barry's ice cream.

612
00:29:27,542 --> 00:29:29,078
Really, I love that ice cream.

613
00:29:31,500 --> 00:29:32,785
It's two...

614
00:29:32,792 --> 00:29:34,157
Good-looking guys.

615
00:29:34,167 --> 00:29:35,748
Models.

616
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,581
If it was us, could you eat?

617
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:41,375
Who is that?

618
00:29:47,583 --> 00:29:48,583
I'm Bonnie rayburn.

619
00:29:51,042 --> 00:29:52,998
Actually, I was supposed
to meet somebody here,

620
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:54,456
but I got the message at the airport

621
00:29:54,458 --> 00:29:56,699
that she's not coming and...

622
00:29:56,708 --> 00:29:58,494
I'm feeling really out of place.

623
00:29:58,500 --> 00:29:59,660
I'm thinking of leaving.

624
00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,783
No, you should stay.

625
00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:03,703
- Right, right, right.
- Stay, definitely.

626
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:04,572
You know, when I was alive,

627
00:30:04,583 --> 00:30:06,574
I would have found her attractive.

628
00:30:09,458 --> 00:30:10,458
Howdy.

629
00:30:11,167 --> 00:30:14,489
I'm Clay stone and this
is my wife, Millie.

630
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,364
How do?

631
00:30:15,375 --> 00:30:16,205
Howdy.

632
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:17,618
Welcome to the stone ranch.

633
00:30:17,625 --> 00:30:20,287
Believe it or not, that
work you saw a while ago,

634
00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:22,829
y'all are gonna be doing
that the next two weeks.

635
00:30:22,833 --> 00:30:23,833
Yahoo!

636
00:30:25,875 --> 00:30:27,456
That's a good yahoo, son.

637
00:30:27,458 --> 00:30:28,413
Thank you.

638
00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,453
Now, this ranch has been in my family

639
00:30:30,458 --> 00:30:33,165
for five generations,
and we've always tried

640
00:30:33,167 --> 00:30:35,408
to live out here by the
code of the old west.

641
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:37,453
If you came out here thinking
this is a dude ranch,

642
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,868
I hate to disappoint you.

643
00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:39,875
This is not pretend.

644
00:30:40,875 --> 00:30:42,957
This is a real working ranch.

645
00:30:44,750 --> 00:30:46,331
To our ranch in Colorado.

646
00:30:46,333 --> 00:30:47,322
This is gonna be great.

647
00:30:47,333 --> 00:30:49,574
You may feel like a bunch
of pigs on roller skates

648
00:30:49,583 --> 00:30:52,325
for a while, but we're
gonna be watching you.

649
00:30:52,333 --> 00:30:54,073
We're gonna see how you sit a horse.

650
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,491
And in a few days, you'll
be rounding up a herd

651
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,491
and going after strays.

652
00:30:59,500 --> 00:31:00,990
And you're gonna be in some country

653
00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:02,740
that's just as pretty as heaven.

654
00:31:03,833 --> 00:31:05,414
Now here's some of the folks
you'll be working with.

655
00:31:05,417 --> 00:31:06,907
This is t.R. And Jeff.

656
00:31:06,917 --> 00:31:08,578
They're both professional cowboys.

657
00:31:08,583 --> 00:31:10,995
And our trail boss will
be in in a couple of days.

658
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:13,582
And this is the best
doggone western chef going.

659
00:31:13,583 --> 00:31:14,868
Cookie, hook up!

660
00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,073
Tell them what they're gonna eat.

661
00:31:17,083 --> 00:31:20,371
You ain't gonna be getting
no nouveau, almondine,

662
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:22,912
thin crust, bottled
water, sautéed city food.

663
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:27,451
Food's brown, hot, and plenty of it.

664
00:31:27,458 --> 00:31:28,994
= it's not that bad!

665
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:32,072
Now, listen, we're gonna
go to work in the morning.

666
00:31:32,083 --> 00:31:33,789
And I mean work.

667
00:31:33,792 --> 00:31:35,999
You came out here city slickers.

668
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:37,365
You're gonna go home cowboys.

669
00:31:45,042 --> 00:31:45,872
What do you think?

670
00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:47,831
I think you look like
one of the village people.

671
00:32:16,750 --> 00:32:17,990
I'll take that shirt, too.

672
00:32:24,250 --> 00:32:25,239
Excuse me.

673
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:26,080
Here, boy.

674
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:27,083
Here, boy.

675
00:32:42,375 --> 00:32:43,865
Whoa!

676
00:33:00,958 --> 00:33:03,449
You did it again.
Boy, you're getting great, ed.

677
00:33:03,458 --> 00:33:04,743
See?

678
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,536
There's nothing to it.

679
00:33:06,542 --> 00:33:07,542
Okay, your turn.

680
00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,077
You'll do it this time. - Okay.

681
00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:12,074
It's wrist, wrist, wrist, go.

682
00:33:12,083 --> 00:33:12,913
Okay.

683
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:14,908
That's it, wrist, wrist, wrist, go.

684
00:33:14,917 --> 00:33:16,032
Will you stop kidding around?

685
00:33:16,042 --> 00:33:17,828
I'm not kidding around.

686
00:33:17,833 --> 00:33:19,949
I can't get this, I'm not good with ropes.

687
00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:21,789
I can't even take the
string off a bakery box.

688
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:23,660
This time, run!

689
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:24,667
Okay.

690
00:33:28,125 --> 00:33:29,240
Yahoo!

691
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:30,535
Hey!

692
00:33:30,542 --> 00:33:32,749
- Woof!
- Everyone can do it but you.

693
00:33:32,750 --> 00:33:33,660
It's embarrassing.

694
00:33:33,667 --> 00:33:35,077
It's not a competition, ed.

695
00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:36,368
Everything's a competition.

696
00:33:36,375 --> 00:33:37,831
Life's a competition.

697
00:33:37,833 --> 00:33:38,868
Come on, try it again.

698
00:33:40,875 --> 00:33:41,739
How's it going?

699
00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:42,785
Okay.

700
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:44,123
Where have you been?

701
00:33:44,125 --> 00:33:47,413
Oh, I was watching
them castrate a horse.

702
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:49,823
Well, I'm hungry.

703
00:33:49,833 --> 00:33:51,118
How about you, hm?

704
00:33:51,125 --> 00:33:52,706
Can I help you with that?

705
00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,495
No, thanks,
I think I'm getting it.

706
00:33:56,625 --> 00:33:57,625
Are you?

707
00:33:59,583 --> 00:34:00,698
Are you getting it?

708
00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:01,538
See this?

709
00:34:01,542 --> 00:34:02,372
You see what's going on?

710
00:34:02,375 --> 00:34:04,457
- Yeah, I'll take the big one.
- Wait, wait, wait a second.

711
00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,573
We are guests here.

712
00:34:05,583 --> 00:34:07,665
What, are you gonna wrestle the cowboys?

713
00:34:07,667 --> 00:34:08,998
- I'm not gonna do nothing.
- Wait, wait, wait.

714
00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,991
Hey, let me handle this, okay?

715
00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:11,830
You know how you get.

716
00:34:11,833 --> 00:34:12,833
It'll be high noon.

717
00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,616
Come on, let me help you out.

718
00:34:16,625 --> 00:34:18,866
Look, just leave me alone.

719
00:34:18,875 --> 00:34:19,705
Oh, damn.

720
00:34:19,708 --> 00:34:20,538
= come on.

721
00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:21,827
Well, I can't, you see.

722
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:23,369
I'm in love.

723
00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:24,865
Hi, boys, how are you?

724
00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,240
Yeah, I was just roping over there.

725
00:34:27,250 --> 00:34:29,616
Thought I'd mosey on over.

726
00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:31,240
You know, I'd never moseyed before.

727
00:34:31,250 --> 00:34:32,990
Hope I did it correctly.

728
00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:34,786
I mean, I've walked, I've ambled.

729
00:34:34,792 --> 00:34:36,123
I even sashayed once.

730
00:34:36,125 --> 00:34:37,765
But that was in front of the draft board.

731
00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:44,875
Hello!

732
00:34:49,125 --> 00:34:50,205
Ooh, rough corral.

733
00:34:51,250 --> 00:34:52,365
Bonnie, wanna come roping

734
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:53,285
with us? = yes.

735
00:34:53,292 --> 00:34:54,122
No, that's all right.

736
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,911
I think that Bonnie's
talking with us, friend.

737
00:34:55,917 --> 00:34:57,248
She's fine right here.

738
00:34:57,250 --> 00:34:59,161
Guys, listen, what are you doing, huh?

739
00:34:59,167 --> 00:35:00,873
This isn't exactly 90's behavior,

740
00:35:00,875 --> 00:35:02,991
I gotta be honest with you.

741
00:35:06,000 --> 00:35:07,706
You stepped on my foot.

742
00:35:07,708 --> 00:35:09,369
He did not, you horse's ass.

743
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,285
Ed.

744
00:35:10,292 --> 00:35:11,702
You want a piece of this?

745
00:35:11,708 --> 00:35:12,993
Any time, Zeke.

746
00:35:13,000 --> 00:35:14,706
How about right now, stubby?

747
00:35:14,708 --> 00:35:15,708
Fine.

748
00:35:38,958 --> 00:35:40,949
This man owes you an apology.

749
00:35:40,958 --> 00:35:42,744
I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it.

750
00:35:42,750 --> 00:35:44,160
Not you.

751
00:35:44,167 --> 00:35:45,031
Him.

752
00:35:45,042 --> 00:35:46,828
Him, yeah, of course.

753
00:35:48,708 --> 00:35:50,118
= uh-uh.

754
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,125
No.

755
00:35:54,875 --> 00:35:57,082
God, I'm sorry, ma'am,
that'll never happen again!

756
00:35:58,292 --> 00:35:59,452
Yeah, see that it doesn't.

757
00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:04,999
I'm sorry, I thought
we were on the same...

758
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,115
You're doing fine.

759
00:36:10,792 --> 00:36:11,998
You guys were drinking.

760
00:36:17,125 --> 00:36:19,161
Don't let it happen again.

761
00:36:19,167 --> 00:36:20,167
Huh-huh.

762
00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:32,250
Ma'am.

763
00:36:41,042 --> 00:36:42,157
Did you see that guy?

764
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:46,905
That is the toughest man
I've ever seen in my life.

765
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,994
Did you see how leathery he was?

766
00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:53,786
He was like a saddlebag with eyes.

767
00:36:55,292 --> 00:36:58,614
Listen, it took a lot of
courage to do what you did.

768
00:36:58,625 --> 00:36:59,625
Thank you.

769
00:37:02,792 --> 00:37:03,792
= I'm married.

770
00:37:11,667 --> 00:37:12,998
Barry, over here, Barry.

771
00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:14,615
Barry, look here.

772
00:37:14,625 --> 00:37:16,581
You're wrong, ed, I'm telling you.

773
00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,323
It was not a stupid thing to say.

774
00:37:18,333 --> 00:37:19,163
It was.

775
00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:21,658
She says, "thanks", and
you say, "I'm married?"

776
00:37:21,667 --> 00:37:23,077
Yeah.

777
00:37:23,083 --> 00:37:26,450
I don't want any false flirtings.

778
00:37:26,458 --> 00:37:27,948
- False flirtings?
- Mm-hm.

779
00:37:27,958 --> 00:37:29,914
But what if you're like me?

780
00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:31,123
What if you don't encourage them

781
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,956
and they still come after you?

782
00:37:32,958 --> 00:37:34,243
It doesn't happen.

783
00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:36,081
See, women need a reason to have sex.

784
00:37:36,083 --> 00:37:37,323
Men just need a place.

785
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:39,868
Good night.

786
00:37:39,875 --> 00:37:41,331
I'm going to bed.

787
00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:42,573
Good night, sleep tight.

788
00:37:45,792 --> 00:37:47,623
That was flirting.

789
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:48,455
No.

790
00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:49,823
That was politeness.

791
00:37:49,833 --> 00:37:51,949
That was, "have a pleasant
and restful evening."

792
00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:53,164
No, that was, "I like your ass.

793
00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:54,953
"Could I wear it as a hat?"

794
00:37:55,875 --> 00:37:56,875
Say, hi.

795
00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:59,039
Phil was telling us you
had a little trouble

796
00:37:59,042 --> 00:38:00,077
with Jeff and t.R.?

797
00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,823
Yeah, they were giving
Bonnie a hard time.

798
00:38:01,833 --> 00:38:03,869
Yeah, but he took care of it.

799
00:38:03,875 --> 00:38:06,867
But what made it worse was
the trail boss comes over.

800
00:38:06,875 --> 00:38:08,331
Curly?

801
00:38:10,833 --> 00:38:12,824
His name is curly?

802
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,993
Perfect.

803
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:14,830
You know what the cook said about him?

804
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:16,573
He said he killed a man in a knife fight.

805
00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,245
= he said he slit him from neck to nuts.

806
00:38:20,250 --> 00:38:21,535
I'm not happy about this.

807
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,289
This guy's a cowboy.

808
00:38:24,292 --> 00:38:26,032
One of the last real men.

809
00:38:26,042 --> 00:38:28,328
He's untamed, a mustang.

810
00:38:28,333 --> 00:38:29,823
We're trained ponies.

811
00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,824
It'll do us good to be
in his world for a while.

812
00:38:31,833 --> 00:38:32,948
Do us good?

813
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,619
He was hanging the help.

814
00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,081
He was helping us.

815
00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,914
This guy is not normal, I'm telling you.

816
00:38:37,917 --> 00:38:38,872
Did you see his eyes?

817
00:38:38,875 --> 00:38:40,411
He's got crazy eyes.

818
00:38:40,417 --> 00:38:41,247
He's a lunatic.

819
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,081
I'm telling you, we're
going into the wilderness

820
00:38:43,083 --> 00:38:45,369
being led by a lunatic.

821
00:38:45,375 --> 00:38:46,581
He's behind me, isn't he?

822
00:38:50,250 --> 00:38:51,831
= time to turn in.

823
00:38:51,833 --> 00:38:53,369
Good night.

824
00:38:57,333 --> 00:38:58,333
Yeah.

825
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:03,990
I'm sorry.

826
00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:05,865
I didn't mean anything by that.

827
00:39:05,875 --> 00:39:08,537
I crap bigger than you.

828
00:39:18,167 --> 00:39:19,828
He's gonna kill me.

829
00:39:20,667 --> 00:39:21,497
Watch it!

830
00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:22,410
Excuse Mel!

831
00:39:22,417 --> 00:39:23,417
Whoa!

832
00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:26,622
Whoa.

833
00:39:26,625 --> 00:39:28,707
Great, you are riding so much better.

834
00:39:28,708 --> 00:39:29,743
Thanks.

835
00:39:29,750 --> 00:39:31,957
Hey, I just talked to Nancy.

836
00:39:31,958 --> 00:39:32,947
Who's Nancy?

837
00:39:32,958 --> 00:39:34,823
She's the uh...

838
00:39:34,833 --> 00:39:35,868
The girl.

839
00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:37,786
Oh, the uh...

840
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:38,747
The girl.

841
00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:40,490
She's not pregnant.

842
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:41,535
Really?

843
00:39:41,542 --> 00:39:42,998
Well, that's good, isn't it?

844
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,615
For her.

845
00:39:45,625 --> 00:39:46,705
So what does it mean?

846
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,207
You know what I think?

847
00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:52,073
Out there are all the answers.

848
00:39:52,083 --> 00:39:53,083
No, ed.

849
00:39:53,917 --> 00:39:54,952
Out there...

850
00:39:59,208 --> 00:40:00,914
Are cows, and plenty of them.

851
00:40:00,917 --> 00:40:03,533
We're gonna go 200 miles
with a big, moving stink.

852
00:40:04,583 --> 00:40:06,164
Okay, ready? = come on.

853
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,082
You guys are probably
too young to remember this,

854
00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,573
but when I was a kid,

855
00:40:10,583 --> 00:40:13,325
I remember seeing a
movie called red river.

856
00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,914
Oh, I've seen it on TV, yeah.

857
00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:17,033
= but not in the movie theater.

858
00:40:17,042 --> 00:40:20,239
The big screen, with John
Wayne and Montgomery clift.

859
00:40:21,417 --> 00:40:22,281
You remember the scene?

860
00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:24,032
It was the start of the cattle drive.

861
00:40:24,042 --> 00:40:25,202
Dad.

862
00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:26,789
No, no, son, that's why we're here.

863
00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:28,657
The yee-haw scene?

864
00:40:28,667 --> 00:40:29,907
The yee-haw scene!

865
00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:31,782
Before they took the cattle out,

866
00:40:31,792 --> 00:40:33,828
those cowboys waved their hats

867
00:40:33,833 --> 00:40:36,449
in the air and yelled, "yee-haw!"

868
00:40:38,167 --> 00:40:39,623
What do you say to that?

869
00:40:39,625 --> 00:40:40,865
All right!

870
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:42,490
Move them out!

871
00:40:46,667 --> 00:40:48,203
Yee-haw!

872
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:49,414
Yee-haw!

873
00:40:49,417 --> 00:40:50,497
Yahoo!

874
00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:51,740
Yahoo!

875
00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,115
Yahoo!

876
00:40:53,125 --> 00:40:54,125
Yee-haw!

877
00:40:55,917 --> 00:40:56,917
Yee-haw!

878
00:40:58,458 --> 00:40:59,698
Yee-haw!

879
00:40:59,708 --> 00:41:00,663
Yee-haw!

880
00:41:00,667 --> 00:41:01,531
Yee-haw!

881
00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:02,542
Yee-haw!

882
00:41:04,042 --> 00:41:04,872
Feel like a schmuck?

883
00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:06,615
Oh, yeah, a big schmuck, yeah.

884
00:41:06,625 --> 00:41:07,990
Yee-haw!

885
00:41:09,542 --> 00:41:12,329
We'll see you in Colorado!

886
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:21,826
J fairy tales can come true j

887
00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:25,075
j it can happen to you!

888
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:30,032
J if you're young at heart j

889
00:41:30,292 --> 00:41:35,241
j for it's hard, you will
find to be narrow of mind j;

890
00:41:36,083 --> 00:41:41,077
j if you're young at heart j

891
00:41:41,083 --> 00:41:46,032
j and if you should survive to 105 j

892
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:51,407
j look at all you'll derive
just by being alive j

893
00:41:55,958 --> 00:41:59,621
j now here is the best part j

894
00:41:59,625 --> 00:42:02,412
j you have a head start j

895
00:42:02,417 --> 00:42:07,366
j if you are amongst the very young

896
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,207
j at heart j

897
00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,167
Look, a stray.

898
00:42:24,458 --> 00:42:25,493
You take him, Mitch.

899
00:42:25,500 --> 00:42:27,331
No, it's the first one, you get him, ed.

900
00:42:27,333 --> 00:42:29,119
No, no, it's the first
one. Let Phil have him.

901
00:42:29,125 --> 00:42:30,080
No, no, I'll get the next one.

902
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,368
Look, you get this one,
I'll get the next one.

903
00:42:31,375 --> 00:42:33,036
You sure? I mean,
there's gonna be plenty.

904
00:42:33,042 --> 00:42:34,578
No, yeah, you get this
one, I'll get the next one.

905
00:42:34,583 --> 00:42:35,789
Then ed, then you, we'll go...

906
00:42:35,792 --> 00:42:37,657
Like a round-Robin kind of thing.

907
00:42:37,667 --> 00:42:38,531
That's good, yeah.

908
00:42:38,542 --> 00:42:39,622
All right, so who gets this?

909
00:42:39,625 --> 00:42:40,455
You!

910
00:42:40,458 --> 00:42:41,288
All right, good.

911
00:42:41,292 --> 00:42:42,281
Come on, go!

912
00:42:42,292 --> 00:42:43,498
= out of chute number nine!

913
00:42:43,500 --> 00:42:45,832
- Hey, go mitchy!
- Let's rock, go, mitchy!

914
00:42:46,792 --> 00:42:49,408
No, no, no, don't go back, no.

915
00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:52,248
Think I can't see you behind there?

916
00:42:53,667 --> 00:42:55,658
Hello.

917
00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:58,329
Come on, now, move it, here we go.

918
00:42:58,333 --> 00:43:00,324
Come on now, here we go, come on.

919
00:43:00,333 --> 00:43:02,619
It's like chasing a mime.

920
00:43:07,583 --> 00:43:09,039
Yee-haw, cowboy!

921
00:43:11,042 --> 00:43:13,033
All right! - All right, mitchy!

922
00:43:13,042 --> 00:43:14,782
= t did it!

923
00:43:14,792 --> 00:43:16,202
All right!

924
00:43:16,208 --> 00:43:17,038
Oh-0h.

925
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:18,873
Hey, moonwalk!

926
00:43:20,417 --> 00:43:21,953
I'd like to thank everybody and god

927
00:43:21,958 --> 00:43:23,914
for helping me get my stray in.

928
00:43:23,917 --> 00:43:25,327
Let's go, boy.

929
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,163
Oh.

930
00:43:26,167 --> 00:43:26,997
All right, all right.

931
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:27,830
Come on back.

932
00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:28,948
Come on back, come on back.

933
00:43:28,958 --> 00:43:30,789
All right, now, easy on the clutch.

934
00:43:30,792 --> 00:43:31,622
Cut the wheel!

935
00:43:31,625 --> 00:43:32,831
Cut it, cut it, cut it!

936
00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:33,663
That's it.

937
00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:36,659
Straight back and park and lock it.

938
00:43:36,667 --> 00:43:37,782
You got the keys, sir?

939
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:39,032
How long you gonna be?

940
00:43:39,042 --> 00:43:39,872
Woo!

941
00:43:39,875 --> 00:43:41,581
I wish the kids could've seen that.

942
00:43:42,917 --> 00:43:43,872
Then dump it into the personal

943
00:43:43,875 --> 00:43:45,490
and then make out the check.

944
00:43:45,500 --> 00:43:47,161
What are we telling him
this for? He's our accountant.

945
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,828
What are we telling you this
for? You're our accountant.

946
00:43:48,833 --> 00:43:49,868
No, don't...

947
00:43:49,875 --> 00:43:50,739
Just get a mets score. - Okay.

948
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,741
Arnold, I'm losing you.

949
00:43:52,750 --> 00:43:54,957
We're going behind a butte.

950
00:43:54,958 --> 00:43:55,947
Arnold?

951
00:43:55,958 --> 00:43:57,368
Arnold, what's the mets score?

952
00:43:57,375 --> 00:43:58,455
The mets, huh...

953
00:44:00,208 --> 00:44:01,789
I lost him.

954
00:44:25,875 --> 00:44:27,831
Boy, that saddle"s having all the fun.

955
00:44:29,167 --> 00:44:31,249
You have, like, a half-track mind.

956
00:44:31,250 --> 00:44:32,990
You wouldn't like to
screw her brains out?

957
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:34,000
Lovely image.

958
00:44:34,708 --> 00:44:36,869
It ranks up there with my
other favorite of yours,

959
00:44:36,875 --> 00:44:38,786
"bang the shit out of her."

960
00:44:40,125 --> 00:44:43,538
I'm sorry if I offended
your delicate sensibilities.

961
00:44:43,542 --> 00:44:45,624
I noticed you were staring
at her pretty good.

962
00:44:45,625 --> 00:44:46,990
= that's different.

963
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,035
Different?

964
00:44:48,042 --> 00:44:49,623
Yeah.

965
00:44:49,625 --> 00:44:52,082
Look, I go to an art gallery, right?

966
00:44:52,083 --> 00:44:53,198
And I see a Picasso.

967
00:44:53,208 --> 00:44:54,618
Oh, she's a Picasso now?

968
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:56,707
No, she's not a Picasso.

969
00:44:56,708 --> 00:44:58,915
If she was a Picasso,
she'd have three tits.

970
00:44:58,917 --> 00:45:01,624
What I'm saying is, if
I see a nice painting,

971
00:45:03,958 --> 00:45:05,994
let me ask you this.

972
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:07,410
What if you could have great sex

973
00:45:07,417 --> 00:45:09,453
with someone very attractive

974
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,619
and Barbara would never find out?

975
00:45:11,625 --> 00:45:13,661
It's a big trap. I mean,
look what happened to Phil.

976
00:45:13,667 --> 00:45:17,239
The girl came to his house,
then she came to my house.

977
00:45:17,250 --> 00:45:18,786
Yeah.

978
00:45:20,208 --> 00:45:22,119
Let's say a spaceship lands.

979
00:45:22,125 --> 00:45:22,955
Good, reality.

980
00:45:22,958 --> 00:45:24,118
Are you listening to this?

981
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:26,116
A spaceship lands and
the most beautiful woman

982
00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:28,161
you ever saw gets out.

983
00:45:28,167 --> 00:45:30,954
And all she wants to do
is have the greatest sex

984
00:45:30,958 --> 00:45:32,539
in the universe with you.

985
00:45:32,542 --> 00:45:33,372
Could happen.

986
00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:36,617
And the second it's over,
she flies away for eternity.

987
00:45:36,625 --> 00:45:37,831
No one will ever know.

988
00:45:39,083 --> 00:45:40,744
You're telling me you wouldn't do it?

989
00:45:40,750 --> 00:45:41,865
No.

990
00:45:41,875 --> 00:45:42,990
Because what you're describing

991
00:45:43,000 --> 00:45:44,536
actually happened to my cousin, Ronald.

992
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:46,658
And his wife did find out
about it at the beauty parlor.

993
00:45:46,667 --> 00:45:48,248
They know everything there.

994
00:45:48,250 --> 00:45:49,080
Forget about it.

995
00:45:49,083 --> 00:45:51,950
Look, ed, what I'm saying is
it wouldn't make it all right

996
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:52,947
if Barbara didn't know.

997
00:45:52,958 --> 00:45:55,244
I'd know, and I wouldn't like myself.

998
00:45:55,250 --> 00:45:56,285
That's all.

999
00:45:56,292 --> 00:45:58,248
Pay attention, girls, we got strays.

1000
00:45:58,250 --> 00:45:59,080
Hi, curly.

1001
00:45:59,083 --> 00:46:00,083
Kill anyone today?

1002
00:46:01,042 --> 00:46:02,703
Day ain't over yet.

1003
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:04,958
Hyah!

1004
00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:12,329
I wonder what Barbara's doing.

1005
00:46:12,333 --> 00:46:14,699
You're really with just
one woman for 15 years?

1006
00:46:14,708 --> 00:46:15,572
Just one”?

1007
00:46:15,583 --> 00:46:18,120
Yes, ed, I'm married, I caught my limit.

1008
00:46:18,125 --> 00:46:19,706
Why are you after me about this?

1009
00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,240
Let's say...

1010
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,081
All your life, for
breakfast, you're eating

1011
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,869
from the kellogg's variety pack.

1012
00:46:26,875 --> 00:46:28,285
And a spaceship lands.

1013
00:46:28,292 --> 00:46:29,532
No.

1014
00:46:29,542 --> 00:46:31,248
And then you don't get the variety pack.

1015
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:33,036
You pick one, your favorite one,

1016
00:46:33,042 --> 00:46:35,158
and you just get that one from then on.

1017
00:46:35,167 --> 00:46:38,409
Every day for the rest of
your life, the same cereal.

1018
00:46:38,417 --> 00:46:39,657
And then you wake up one morning

1019
00:46:39,667 --> 00:46:41,578
and you're just not hungry anymore.

1020
00:46:41,583 --> 00:46:43,448
You can't get an erection.

1021
00:46:45,125 --> 00:46:47,616
Hey, pal, I can get an
erection any time I want.

1022
00:46:47,625 --> 00:46:48,455
Watch.

1023
00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:49,743
Ed, please, don't, come on.

1024
00:46:49,750 --> 00:46:51,035
Leave the stallion in the corral.

1025
00:46:51,042 --> 00:46:52,578
You'll knock me into the fire, okay?

1026
00:46:58,250 --> 00:46:59,330
Kim wants to have kids.

1027
00:47:00,375 --> 00:47:01,375
And you don't?

1028
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,866
I tell her it's because we
wouldn't have as much fun.

1029
00:47:04,875 --> 00:47:05,705
It would hurt her modeling.

1030
00:47:05,708 --> 00:47:07,619
But that's not the reason.

1031
00:47:07,625 --> 00:47:09,741
Having a kid, that's heavy.

1032
00:47:09,750 --> 00:47:11,160
That's a real commitment.

1033
00:47:11,167 --> 00:47:13,408
That's saying, "I'm never
gonna be with another woman

1034
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,624
"for the rest of my life."

1035
00:47:15,625 --> 00:47:18,162
Wait a minute, let me get this straight.

1036
00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:19,498
I have no life.

1037
00:47:19,500 --> 00:47:20,865
We're all agreed on that, right?

1038
00:47:20,875 --> 00:47:22,240
Right. = yeah.

1039
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:25,572
Okay, and your big problem
is that you're married

1040
00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:28,996
to this gorgeous
24-year-old underwear model

1041
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:32,447
who thinks that the sun
rises and sets in your pants,

1042
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:33,914
and that's not enough for you?

1043
00:47:33,917 --> 00:47:35,248
You don't understand.

1044
00:47:35,250 --> 00:47:37,036
No, I don't understand.

1045
00:47:38,000 --> 00:47:39,911
= t don't wanna screw around on Kim.

1046
00:47:39,917 --> 00:47:41,282
So don't.

1047
00:47:41,292 --> 00:47:42,292
= oh.

1048
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:44,285
From the king of restraint.

1049
00:47:45,458 --> 00:47:46,288
What does that mean?

1050
00:47:46,292 --> 00:47:49,284
It means that's pretty
smug advice coming from a man

1051
00:47:49,292 --> 00:47:51,408
who mounted an 18-year-old checkout girl

1052
00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:52,998
on the day-old bread rack.

1053
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,615
She's 20, and shut up.

1054
00:47:54,625 --> 00:47:56,456
Let me get you hot, Phil.

1055
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,244
"I need a price, register nine.

1056
00:47:58,250 --> 00:47:59,410
"I need a price."

1057
00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:00,497
= cut it out.

1058
00:48:00,500 --> 00:48:01,535
Guys, come on...

1059
00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:03,502
What'd you use for
protection? Paper or plastic?

1060
00:48:04,250 --> 00:48:05,205
Come on! - Come on!

1061
00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:06,493
We're on vacation!

1062
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,615
You're gonna do nothing!

1063
00:48:11,625 --> 00:48:13,490
You're spooking the cattle.

1064
00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,831
We were just fooling around.

1065
00:48:14,833 --> 00:48:16,198
See you tomorrow.

1066
00:48:19,417 --> 00:48:20,417
Sun-up.

1067
00:48:28,500 --> 00:48:29,330
Morning.

1068
00:48:29,333 --> 00:48:30,994
- Hi.
- You done with that?

1069
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,706
Yeah, help yourself.

1070
00:48:32,708 --> 00:48:34,289
See, mom, we're keeping clean.

1071
00:48:35,208 --> 00:48:38,780
It'scold, butl'ma
real pioneer man, yeah.

1072
00:48:44,708 --> 00:48:45,538
Morning.

1073
00:48:45,542 --> 00:48:46,748
- Good morning.
- Morning.

1074
00:48:48,667 --> 00:48:50,032
Come on, guys.

1075
00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:52,408
You're sorry, you're sorry.

1076
00:48:52,417 --> 00:48:53,782
Let's make up, huh?

1077
00:49:00,250 --> 00:49:01,250
All right.

1078
00:49:03,250 --> 00:49:04,114
My fault.

1079
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:05,990
No, it's all right.

1080
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:08,582
Now, to celebrate,
I got a special treat.

1081
00:49:08,583 --> 00:49:10,073
I'm gonna make fresh coffee.

1082
00:49:10,083 --> 00:49:12,415
Battery-operated, instantly
grinds its own beans.

1083
00:49:12,417 --> 00:49:14,123
Only 19.95.

1084
00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:15,490
Come on, why live like animals?

1085
00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,115
That's great. = yeah.

1086
00:49:17,125 --> 00:49:17,955
All right, now first cup"s gonna be

1087
00:49:17,958 --> 00:49:19,243
for my good friend Phil,

1088
00:49:19,250 --> 00:49:20,490
who when we were kids used

1089
00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:22,115
to let me watch his sister undress.

1090
00:49:22,125 --> 00:49:23,865
- Uh.
- I've never forgot it, Phil.

1091
00:49:23,875 --> 00:49:24,830
Because I still do it.

1092
00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:26,289
Okay!

1093
00:49:33,833 --> 00:49:35,664
Wow, there's something
spooking the cattle.

1094
00:49:37,208 --> 00:49:39,369
Look, look, look, the
cows are going away.

1095
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:45,661
Wow, look at them go!

1096
00:49:45,667 --> 00:49:47,407
That is amazing!

1097
00:49:47,417 --> 00:49:48,406
Stampede!

1098
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:51,249
We gotta get them!

1099
00:49:51,250 --> 00:49:52,490
We gotta get them.

1100
00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:54,161
Whoa, whoa!

1101
00:49:54,167 --> 00:49:54,997
Beautiful.

1102
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:56,740
Get that in the frame.
Oh, yeah, I got them.

1103
00:49:56,750 --> 00:49:57,865
Hyah!

1104
00:50:06,458 --> 00:50:09,825
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

1105
00:50:12,667 --> 00:50:14,077
I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die!

1106
00:50:14,083 --> 00:50:14,913
Oh, god!

1107
00:50:14,917 --> 00:50:16,123
They're coming at us!

1108
00:50:23,083 --> 00:50:24,083
God dammit!

1109
00:50:26,500 --> 00:50:27,410
Come on!

1110
00:50:27,417 --> 00:50:29,783
Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god!

1111
00:50:40,125 --> 00:50:42,411
Bonnie, there's a stampede!

1112
00:50:42,417 --> 00:50:43,577
In your tent!

1113
00:51:48,042 --> 00:51:49,042
City folk.

1114
00:51:57,917 --> 00:51:58,997
I'm sorry.

1115
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:02,072
I mean, I was just trying
to make a cup of coffee.

1116
00:52:02,083 --> 00:52:03,083
That's all.

1117
00:52:06,958 --> 00:52:07,958
It was French roast.

1118
00:52:08,792 --> 00:52:10,328
There's still a few head missing.

1119
00:52:10,333 --> 00:52:11,448
Must have gone into that canyon

1120
00:52:11,458 --> 00:52:12,743
while I was getting the others.

1121
00:52:12,750 --> 00:52:13,705
T.r. And I'll get them.

1122
00:52:13,708 --> 00:52:14,743
No, I'll get them.

1123
00:52:16,500 --> 00:52:18,161
With you.

1124
00:52:19,583 --> 00:52:20,413
Me?

1125
00:52:20,417 --> 00:52:21,953
Yeah.

1126
00:52:21,958 --> 00:52:23,494
You're coming with me.

1127
00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:24,500
= just the two of us?

1128
00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:30,534
You move the
herd, I'll catch up.

1129
00:52:30,542 --> 00:52:32,533
You mean, we'll catch up.

1130
00:52:32,542 --> 00:52:33,542
Let's go.

1131
00:52:45,542 --> 00:52:46,542
Bye.

1132
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:52,284
Curly, did I ever show you
pictures of my wife and kids?

1133
00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:55,448
I'm their sole support, you know.

1134
00:52:55,458 --> 00:52:57,198
Is he gonna be all right?

1135
00:52:57,208 --> 00:52:58,573
Sure.

1136
00:52:58,583 --> 00:53:00,949
Curly's just trying to scare
him. You know Mitch, he's a...

1137
00:53:00,958 --> 00:53:01,958
He's a wise-ass.

1138
00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,453
If anything happens to him...

1139
00:53:06,542 --> 00:53:07,873
I'm going after Barbara.

1140
00:53:16,000 --> 00:53:18,992
Throw a rope on this one so
we can go after the others.

1141
00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:20,661
Rope him. - I'm not good at it.

1142
00:53:20,667 --> 00:53:21,952
I have a roping disability.

1143
00:53:35,792 --> 00:53:36,792
Be right with you.

1144
00:53:44,500 --> 00:53:45,956
= Jesus Christ.

1145
00:53:49,958 --> 00:53:50,788
Hey.

1146
00:53:50,792 --> 00:53:52,077
See, I'm good at this part.

1147
00:53:53,292 --> 00:53:54,452
Throw it.

1148
00:54:05,292 --> 00:54:06,873
You know what just occurred to me?

1149
00:54:06,875 --> 00:54:08,081
Roping is stupid.

1150
00:54:08,083 --> 00:54:10,074
This is a cow, not a gazelle.

1151
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:10,913
Watch.

1152
00:54:10,917 --> 00:54:12,657
Get off the horse, huh?

1153
00:54:12,667 --> 00:54:13,667
Okay.

1154
00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:17,706
Then you walk up to the cow.

1155
00:54:17,708 --> 00:54:19,448
Look how good this is working.

1156
00:54:19,458 --> 00:54:22,700
Then you say, "hi, Bob
vila for this old herd.

1157
00:54:22,708 --> 00:54:24,073
"We're gonna rope you today."

1158
00:54:24,083 --> 00:54:26,415
Then you take Mr. loop

1159
00:54:26,417 --> 00:54:28,703
and put it around the head of Mr. cow.

1160
00:54:33,375 --> 00:54:35,240
Now what's wrong with that?

1161
00:54:36,083 --> 00:54:37,083
Ah!

1162
00:54:40,083 --> 00:54:41,038
= that!

1163
00:54:41,042 --> 00:54:43,249
= I'm on vacation!

1164
00:54:53,500 --> 00:54:55,115
Is that it?

1165
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:56,125
That's it.

1166
00:54:59,125 --> 00:55:00,535
What are we doing?

1167
00:55:00,542 --> 00:55:01,542
Making camp.

1168
00:55:02,708 --> 00:55:05,575
Too late to catch up to
the herd before dark.

1169
00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:07,414
We'll catch up tomorrow.

1170
00:55:07,417 --> 00:55:08,748
You mean we're gonna...

1171
00:55:08,750 --> 00:55:10,490
Sleep out here?

1172
00:55:10,500 --> 00:55:12,286
Just uh...

1173
00:55:12,292 --> 00:55:13,292
That's right.

1174
00:55:17,667 --> 00:55:19,703
Oh, god, it's deliverance.

1175
00:55:29,542 --> 00:55:30,622
Getting ready to shave?

1176
00:55:31,875 --> 00:55:32,910
You make a lot of...

1177
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,536
Smart remarks at my expense, don't you?

1178
00:55:38,167 --> 00:55:39,828
I'm joking.

1179
00:55:39,833 --> 00:55:40,913
I do it with everybody.

1180
00:55:42,250 --> 00:55:43,250
It's just my way.

1181
00:55:44,792 --> 00:55:46,373
I don't understand that way.

1182
00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,240
Put that away.

1183
00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:02,458
I said...

1184
00:56:04,208 --> 00:56:05,323
Put that away.

1185
00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:08,413
Hey, you know, the first time I tried

1186
00:56:08,417 --> 00:56:10,123
to talk to you, you embarrassed me.

1187
00:56:11,250 --> 00:56:12,490
So I teased you a little bit,

1188
00:56:12,500 --> 00:56:14,240
which maybe I shouldn't have done.

1189
00:56:14,250 --> 00:56:15,706
So I'm sorry.

1190
00:56:15,708 --> 00:56:16,823
And now you're sitting over there playing

1191
00:56:16,833 --> 00:56:18,915
with your knife, trying to frighten me,

1192
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:20,453
which you're doing a good job.

1193
00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:25,582
But if you're gonna
kill me, get on with it.

1194
00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:27,869
If not, shut the hell up!

1195
00:56:29,667 --> 00:56:31,407
I'm on vacation.

1196
00:56:58,292 --> 00:57:02,615
J; See them tumbling down

1197
00:57:02,625 --> 00:57:06,163
j; Pledging their love to the ground

1198
00:57:06,167 --> 00:57:09,580
j lonely, but free, I'll be found j

1199
00:57:09,583 --> 00:57:11,414
j drifting along j

1200
00:57:11,417 --> 00:57:16,366
j with the tumbling tumbleweeds

1201
00:57:16,375 --> 00:57:20,493
j cares of the past are behind j

1202
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:25,449
j nowhere to go but I'll find j

1203
00:57:25,708 --> 00:57:30,702
j just where the trail will wind j»

1204
00:57:30,708 --> 00:57:35,657
j drifting along with the
tumbling tumbleweeds »

1205
00:57:42,750 --> 00:57:44,230
Do you know any show tunes?

1206
00:57:45,625 --> 00:57:47,411
And the second it's over,

1207
00:57:47,417 --> 00:57:49,157
she's gonna get back into her spaceship

1208
00:57:49,167 --> 00:57:51,249
and fly away for eternity.

1209
00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:52,250
Would you do it?

1210
00:57:53,000 --> 00:57:54,115
Is she a redhead?

1211
00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:56,208
Could be.

1212
00:57:57,792 --> 00:57:58,872
= it like redheads.

1213
00:58:04,292 --> 00:58:06,203
You ever been married?

1214
00:58:06,208 --> 00:58:07,208
No.

1215
00:58:09,042 --> 00:58:10,157
You ever been in love?

1216
00:58:13,042 --> 00:58:14,042
= once.

1217
00:58:15,542 --> 00:58:18,249
I was driving a herd across the panhandle.

1218
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:19,365
Texas. - Mm-hm.

1219
00:58:20,458 --> 00:58:23,325
And passed near this little dirt farm

1220
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:24,333
around about sundown.

1221
00:58:26,458 --> 00:58:29,780
Out in the field was this young woman,

1222
00:58:29,792 --> 00:58:31,248
working down in the dirt.

1223
00:58:32,583 --> 00:58:35,495
Just about then, she stood
up to stretch her back.

1224
00:58:38,625 --> 00:58:40,581
She was wearing a little cotton dress,

1225
00:58:40,583 --> 00:58:43,655
and the setting sun was right behind her,

1226
00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,956
showing the shape that god had give her.

1227
00:58:49,208 --> 00:58:51,164
What happened?

1228
00:58:55,375 --> 00:58:56,375
Why?

1229
00:58:58,250 --> 00:59:00,582
I figured it wasn't gonna
get any better than that.

1230
00:59:01,792 --> 00:59:04,374
Yeah, but you could've
been, you know, with her.

1231
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,408
= I've been with lots of women.

1232
00:59:07,417 --> 00:59:09,328
Yeah, but, you know,
she could've been the love

1233
00:59:09,333 --> 00:59:10,333
of your life.

1234
00:59:11,208 --> 00:59:12,208
She is.

1235
00:59:14,417 --> 00:59:15,247
That's great.

1236
00:59:15,250 --> 00:59:16,250
That's...

1237
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,830
Not great.

1238
00:59:17,833 --> 00:59:19,073
No, that's wrong, curly.

1239
00:59:19,083 --> 00:59:21,825
You passed up something that
might have been terrific.

1240
00:59:21,833 --> 00:59:23,198
My choice.

1241
00:59:23,208 --> 00:59:25,119
= t never could have done that.

1242
00:59:25,125 --> 00:59:26,160
That's your choice.

1243
00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:31,162
A cowboy leads a different kind of life...

1244
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,373
When there were cowboys.

1245
00:59:34,167 --> 00:59:35,167
We're a dying breed.

1246
00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,415
Still means something to me, though.

1247
00:59:41,417 --> 00:59:44,955
In a couple of days, we'll move
this herd across the river,

1248
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:48,206
drive them through the valley.

1249
00:59:49,208 --> 00:59:50,368
Oh!

1250
00:59:51,750 --> 00:59:54,492
There's nothing like bringing in a herd.

1251
00:59:54,500 --> 00:59:56,036
See, now that's great.

1252
00:59:56,042 --> 00:59:57,657
Your life makes sense to you.

1253
00:59:59,167 --> 01:00:00,031
What?

1254
01:00:00,042 --> 01:00:00,997
What's so funny?

1255
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,413
You city folk, you worry
about a lot of shit, don't you?

1256
01:00:04,417 --> 01:00:05,327
- Shit?
- Yeah.

1257
01:00:05,333 --> 01:00:08,575
My wife basically told me
she doesn't want me around.

1258
01:00:08,583 --> 01:00:10,039
Is she a redhead?

1259
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,457
- I'm just saying...
- How old are you?

1260
01:00:13,458 --> 01:00:14,447
387?

1261
01:00:14,458 --> 01:00:15,288
30.

1262
01:00:15,292 --> 01:00:16,122
Yeah.

1263
01:00:16,125 --> 01:00:17,615
You all come up here about the same age.

1264
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,161
Same problems.

1265
01:00:19,167 --> 01:00:21,078
Spend about 50 weeks a year getting knots

1266
01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,744
in your rope and then...

1267
01:00:22,750 --> 01:00:26,743
Then you think two weeks up
here'll untie them for you.

1268
01:00:26,750 --> 01:00:28,286
None of you get it.

1269
01:00:31,375 --> 01:00:33,491
Do you know what the secret of life is?

1270
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,330
No.

1271
01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:35,333
What?

1272
01:00:36,042 --> 01:00:37,248
= this.

1273
01:00:37,250 --> 01:00:38,615
Your finger?

1274
01:00:38,625 --> 01:00:39,910
One thing.

1275
01:00:39,917 --> 01:00:41,123
Just one thing.

1276
01:00:42,875 --> 01:00:46,788
You stick to that and
everything else don't mean shit.

1277
01:00:46,792 --> 01:00:48,623
That's great, but...

1278
01:00:48,625 --> 01:00:49,660
What's the one thing?

1279
01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:52,869
That's what you gotta figure out.

1280
01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:03,198
Oh, damn it, come on!

1281
01:01:11,208 --> 01:01:12,038
What's the matter?

1282
01:01:12,042 --> 01:01:13,282
What's going on?

1283
01:01:13,292 --> 01:01:15,328
This cow's having a baby, yeah.

1284
01:01:18,417 --> 01:01:20,248
I noticed it when we found her.

1285
01:01:20,250 --> 01:01:21,786
I was hoping she'd make
it through the drive,

1286
01:01:21,792 --> 01:01:24,124
but she's ready.

1287
01:01:24,125 --> 01:01:26,662
Does she do it herself
or do you have to help her?

1288
01:01:26,667 --> 01:01:27,497
= t'll hold her down.

1289
01:01:27,500 --> 01:01:29,536
You deliver the calf.

1290
01:01:29,542 --> 01:01:30,873
Excuse me”?

1291
01:01:30,875 --> 01:01:31,705
Hello!

1292
01:01:31,708 --> 01:01:32,663
Why don't I hold her down?

1293
01:01:32,667 --> 01:01:34,532
Because you don't know how.

1294
01:01:34,542 --> 01:01:37,124
She'll kick you and kill
you, and her and the calf.

1295
01:01:37,125 --> 01:01:39,411
And that's too much for me to carry back.

1296
01:01:39,417 --> 01:01:40,827
I see your point.

1297
01:01:40,833 --> 01:01:41,948
Come on, she's ready.

1298
01:01:44,667 --> 01:01:45,497
= j...

1299
01:01:45,500 --> 01:01:46,706
She's bursting!

1300
01:01:46,708 --> 01:01:48,494
Oh, god, there's gonna be bursting?

1301
01:01:49,500 --> 01:01:52,412
Just reach in and pull out the calf.

1302
01:02:06,833 --> 01:02:07,833
= ooh.

1303
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:15,285
You know, this was not in the brochure.

1304
01:02:15,292 --> 01:02:17,123
She needs help, goddamn it!

1305
01:02:22,917 --> 01:02:23,747
Now what's taking so long?

1306
01:02:23,750 --> 01:02:24,750
Do you see the head?

1307
01:02:33,417 --> 01:02:34,907
I only see a tail.

1308
01:02:34,917 --> 01:02:36,077
Oh, shit!

1309
01:02:36,083 --> 01:02:37,948
It's turned the wrong way.

1310
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:38,958
Get it out.

1311
01:02:40,625 --> 01:02:41,956
Uh-oh.

1312
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:42,822
My watch came off.

1313
01:02:42,833 --> 01:02:44,164
Now!

1314
01:02:44,167 --> 01:02:45,498
It was a gift!

1315
01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:46,706
= do it!

1316
01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:49,917
= come on.

1317
01:02:52,333 --> 01:02:53,333
Come on.

1318
01:03:10,500 --> 01:03:12,081
Look what I did!

1319
01:03:12,083 --> 01:03:13,163
I made a cow.

1320
01:03:16,833 --> 01:03:17,833
This is unbelievable.

1321
01:03:20,083 --> 01:03:21,289
This is amazing.

1322
01:03:21,292 --> 01:03:22,702
He looks like you.

1323
01:03:23,542 --> 01:03:25,123
Look at him.

1324
01:03:25,125 --> 01:03:26,410
Yeah.

1325
01:03:26,417 --> 01:03:27,417
Get up.

1326
01:03:28,875 --> 01:03:29,875
Oh, shit.

1327
01:03:31,167 --> 01:03:32,498
Look, look at this.

1328
01:03:32,500 --> 01:03:34,036
He's walking already.

1329
01:03:34,042 --> 01:03:35,042
He's a genius.

1330
01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:37,828
He gets that from my side of the family.

1331
01:03:37,833 --> 01:03:39,164
We all walked very early.

1332
01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,082
I'm gonna name him Norman.

1333
01:03:44,083 --> 01:03:45,573
You know, because years ago...

1334
01:03:50,333 --> 01:03:51,698
Why did you do that?

1335
01:03:51,708 --> 01:03:52,708
She was dying.

1336
01:03:55,708 --> 01:03:56,788
And she was suffering.

1337
01:03:58,750 --> 01:04:00,160
You saved the calf.

1338
01:04:05,917 --> 01:04:07,282
Good job, cowboy.

1339
01:04:21,875 --> 01:04:22,910
There you
go, Norman, that is it.

1340
01:04:22,917 --> 01:04:24,453
You are only down a quart.

1341
01:04:24,458 --> 01:04:25,538
That's really wonderful.

1342
01:04:25,542 --> 01:04:27,373
You got him to drink from the bottle.

1343
01:04:29,208 --> 01:04:32,075
Yeah, thank god, because
my nipples were killing me.

1344
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:35,285
What do you think?

1345
01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:38,249
What would be the perfect
flavor with this meal?

1346
01:04:38,250 --> 01:04:39,706
Cherry vanilla?

1347
01:04:39,708 --> 01:04:40,538
No.

1348
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:42,328
If it was Chinese food,
right on the money.

1349
01:04:42,333 --> 01:04:43,163
But this?

1350
01:04:43,167 --> 01:04:44,167
Toasted almond.

1351
01:04:47,958 --> 01:04:49,073
What's going on?

1352
01:04:49,083 --> 01:04:51,039
Barry can pick out
the exact right flavor

1353
01:04:51,042 --> 01:04:53,408
of ice cream to follow any meal.

1354
01:04:54,958 --> 01:04:56,243
Go ahead.

1355
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:57,250
Challenge him.

1356
01:04:58,542 --> 01:04:59,372
Challenge him?

1357
01:04:59,375 --> 01:05:00,375
Come on.

1358
01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:04,365
Franks and beans.

1359
01:05:04,375 --> 01:05:06,411
Scoop of chocolate, scoop of vanilla.

1360
01:05:06,417 --> 01:05:07,907
Don't waste my time.

1361
01:05:16,750 --> 01:05:17,750
Come on.

1362
01:05:18,833 --> 01:05:19,833
Push me.

1363
01:05:24,333 --> 01:05:25,789
Sea bass.

1364
01:05:25,792 --> 01:05:26,792
Grilled?

1365
01:05:27,750 --> 01:05:28,865
Sautéed.

1366
01:05:28,875 --> 01:05:29,875
I'm with you.

1367
01:05:30,667 --> 01:05:31,782
Potatoes au gratin.

1368
01:05:36,333 --> 01:05:37,539
Asparagus.

1369
01:05:45,167 --> 01:05:46,167
= rum raisin.

1370
01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:50,906
Woof!

1371
01:05:50,917 --> 01:05:52,498
Woof, what?

1372
01:05:52,500 --> 01:05:53,956
How do you know he's right?

1373
01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:55,573
How do we know?

1374
01:05:55,583 --> 01:05:57,949
1,400 retail outlets across the country.

1375
01:05:57,958 --> 01:05:59,073
That's how we know.

1376
01:06:01,167 --> 01:06:02,077
Woof!

1377
01:06:02,083 --> 01:06:04,495
Will you stop with Roberto clemente?

1378
01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:06,616
Henry Aaron was the greatest right fielder

1379
01:06:06,625 --> 01:06:07,740
of our generation.

1380
01:06:07,750 --> 01:06:08,830
= could he run like clemente?

1381
01:06:08,833 --> 01:06:09,663
Could he throw like clemente?

1382
01:06:09,667 --> 01:06:13,740
Look, I'm gonna say one thing
to you, okay? 755 home runs.

1383
01:06:13,750 --> 01:06:14,614
Goodbye.

1384
01:06:14,625 --> 01:06:16,616
Hey, clemente was
killed in a plane crash.

1385
01:06:16,625 --> 01:06:18,240
What, you're gonna blame that on Aaron?

1386
01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:19,740
No, I'm not blaming, I'm just saying.

1387
01:06:19,750 --> 01:06:21,832
Ugh, baseball.

1388
01:06:22,667 --> 01:06:23,998
You've got something against baseball?

1389
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:24,830
It's just I used to live with a guy

1390
01:06:24,833 --> 01:06:28,746
who was like a baseball
encyclopedia and I just got flashes.

1391
01:06:28,750 --> 01:06:30,490
You broke up with him
because of baseball?

1392
01:06:30,500 --> 01:06:31,660
Uh, no.

1393
01:06:31,667 --> 01:06:33,203
We had different needs.

1394
01:06:33,208 --> 01:06:35,244
I needed him to treat me
decently and get a job

1395
01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,287
and he needed to empty my
bank account and leave.

1396
01:06:38,292 --> 01:06:39,292
= ouch!

1397
01:06:40,625 --> 01:06:42,411
So, do you hate baseball?

1398
01:06:42,417 --> 01:06:44,248
No, I like baseball.

1399
01:06:44,250 --> 01:06:45,740
I just never understood how you guys

1400
01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:48,241
can spend so much time discussing it.

1401
01:06:48,250 --> 01:06:50,491
I mean, I've been to
games, but I don't memorize

1402
01:06:50,500 --> 01:06:54,448
who played third base
for Pittsburgh in 1960.

1403
01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:55,743
Don hoak.

1404
01:06:55,750 --> 01:06:56,990
Beat you.

1405
01:06:57,000 --> 01:06:59,332
See, that's exactly what I mean.

1406
01:06:59,333 --> 01:07:03,747
So, what do you and your
friends talk about out there?

1407
01:07:03,750 --> 01:07:07,072
Well, real life.

1408
01:07:07,083 --> 01:07:08,414
Relationships.

1409
01:07:08,417 --> 01:07:09,247
Are they working?

1410
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,581
Are they not?

1411
01:07:10,583 --> 01:07:11,413
Who's she seeing?

1412
01:07:11,417 --> 01:07:13,032
Is that working?

1413
01:07:13,042 --> 01:07:14,077
No contest, we win.

1414
01:07:15,125 --> 01:07:16,410
Why?

1415
01:07:16,417 --> 01:07:20,740
Honey, if that were as
interesting as baseball,

1416
01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:23,457
they'd have cards for
it and sell it with gum.

1417
01:07:25,667 --> 01:07:28,625
Ed, I see by the sun it's
time for you to hibernate again.

1418
01:07:29,875 --> 01:07:31,035
You're right, I suppose.

1419
01:07:31,042 --> 01:07:33,624
I mean, I guess it is childish, but uh...

1420
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,745
When I was about 18 and my
dad and I couldn't communicate

1421
01:07:37,750 --> 01:07:42,494
about anything at all, we could
still talk about baseball.

1422
01:07:44,292 --> 01:07:45,407
You know, that was real.

1423
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,866
You know what the secret of life is?

1424
01:07:53,875 --> 01:07:55,240
It's this.

1425
01:07:57,250 --> 01:07:58,581
One thing.

1426
01:07:58,583 --> 01:07:59,583
Just one thing.

1427
01:08:00,750 --> 01:08:01,785
And what's that?

1428
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:03,032
= t have no idea.

1429
01:08:06,917 --> 01:08:08,782
Curly knows the secret of life?

1430
01:08:08,792 --> 01:08:10,077
Yeah.

1431
01:08:10,083 --> 01:08:11,448
I'm gonna invite him over.

1432
01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,914
I mean, he's a very
interesting guy, you'll see.

1433
01:08:12,917 --> 01:08:13,917
= I'm sure he is.

1434
01:08:21,333 --> 01:08:23,995
Hey, curly.

1435
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,456
Curly?

1436
01:08:25,458 --> 01:08:26,288
Curl?

1437
01:08:26,292 --> 01:08:27,292
You got a minute?

1438
01:08:28,917 --> 01:08:30,498
He is a real cowboy.

1439
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:33,867
He sleeps with his eyes open
so he can still watch the herd.

1440
01:08:37,500 --> 01:08:39,115
Curl.

1441
01:08:39,125 --> 01:08:40,365
Curly?

1442
01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,414
Is this all right?

1443
01:08:56,417 --> 01:08:59,864
Do you need, like, a license
or something to bury somebody?

1444
01:08:59,875 --> 01:09:00,705
No.

1445
01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,323
This is where curly would wanna be buried.

1446
01:09:02,333 --> 01:09:04,244
I mean, he said he was a dying breed.

1447
01:09:04,250 --> 01:09:06,286
I didn't know he meant on this trip.

1448
01:09:06,292 --> 01:09:08,499
The man ate bacon at every meal.

1449
01:09:08,500 --> 01:09:10,582
I mean, you can't do that.

1450
01:09:10,583 --> 01:09:12,995
Well, I guess that's it.

1451
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:14,991
Wait a minute, shouldn't
somebody say something?

1452
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:16,240
I mean, you know, like a eulogy.

1453
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:17,535
Yeah.

1454
01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:19,658
Cookie, you knew him best.

1455
01:09:25,083 --> 01:09:27,415
Lord, we give you curly.

1456
01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:28,748
Try not to piss him off.

1457
01:09:30,375 --> 01:09:31,865
That's it?

1458
01:09:31,875 --> 01:09:32,705
What else is there?

1459
01:09:32,708 --> 01:09:34,448
I got chicken burning.

1460
01:09:34,458 --> 01:09:36,414
You're a warm man, cookie.

1461
01:09:36,417 --> 01:09:37,452
Wait a second, I'll...

1462
01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:43,285
What can I say about curly?

1463
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,832
I didn't know you well,
but I'll never forget you.

1464
01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:51,868
You lived life on your terms:
Simple, honest and brave.

1465
01:09:53,042 --> 01:09:56,205
I'm glad for this short
time that we spent together.

1466
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:57,038
Amen.

1467
01:09:57,042 --> 01:09:57,872
- Amen.
- Amen.

1468
01:09:57,875 --> 01:09:59,285
- Amen.
- Amen.

1469
01:10:07,083 --> 01:10:08,448
Do you think this is all right?

1470
01:10:08,458 --> 01:10:09,538
I mean, with them.

1471
01:10:09,542 --> 01:10:11,453
All right, listen up.

1472
01:10:11,458 --> 01:10:14,245
Ben, I want you to take the
left flank with t.R. And Bonnie.

1473
01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,616
I want you three boys,
you're gonna ride point.

1474
01:10:16,625 --> 01:10:19,287
I'm gonna push with Steve, Barry and ira.

1475
01:10:19,292 --> 01:10:21,203
Yeah, they're pros.

1476
01:10:21,208 --> 01:10:22,744
It'll be okay.

1477
01:10:46,667 --> 01:10:47,667
So long, cowboy.

1478
01:11:06,417 --> 01:11:08,248
You know, it makes you stop and think.

1479
01:11:08,250 --> 01:11:09,911
Stop the clock.

1480
01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,158
- That's 25 minutes, I win.
- Yup.

1481
01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,407
Win what?

1482
01:11:13,417 --> 01:11:15,783
I had under a half an
hour before you started

1483
01:11:15,792 --> 01:11:17,532
to talk about death.

1484
01:11:17,542 --> 01:11:19,828
Why would you think I
would talk about death?

1485
01:11:19,833 --> 01:11:20,663
What, are you kidding?

1486
01:11:20,667 --> 01:11:22,032
We just came from a funeral.

1487
01:11:22,042 --> 01:11:23,578
And it's your favorite subject.

1488
01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:24,413
= it is not.

1489
01:11:24,417 --> 01:11:25,998
I just think that when you see a life end,

1490
01:11:26,000 --> 01:11:28,912
it's a natural time to think
about your own mortality.

1491
01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:30,373
No, it isn't.

1492
01:11:30,375 --> 01:11:32,115
Why do that to yourself?

1493
01:11:32,125 --> 01:11:34,662
When somebody dies, I don't
change places with him.

1494
01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:37,204
I appreciate the fact that I'm not dead.

1495
01:11:37,208 --> 01:11:39,324
Look at this: It's a beautiful day,

1496
01:11:39,333 --> 01:11:40,869
I'm here with my two best friends

1497
01:11:40,875 --> 01:11:43,537
and we're driving a herd of
cattle across the plains.

1498
01:11:43,542 --> 01:11:44,748
Pretty goddamn great.

1499
01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,116
It's one of the best days of my life.

1500
01:11:47,125 --> 01:11:50,242
All right, what is the
best day of your life?

1501
01:11:50,250 --> 01:11:51,239
You mean ever?

1502
01:11:51,250 --> 01:11:53,866
Yeah, best day ever in your whole life.

1503
01:11:53,875 --> 01:11:56,195
And you can't do when your kids
were born. That's too easy.

1504
01:11:57,875 --> 01:11:58,875
I got one.

1505
01:12:00,125 --> 01:12:03,288
I'm seven years old and my dad
takes me to yankee stadium.

1506
01:12:03,292 --> 01:12:04,292
My first game.

1507
01:12:05,500 --> 01:12:08,663
We're going in this long, dark
tunnel underneath the stands

1508
01:12:08,667 --> 01:12:10,623
and I'm holding his
hand and we come up out

1509
01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,536
of the tunnel into the light.

1510
01:12:14,167 --> 01:12:15,077
It was huge.

1511
01:12:15,083 --> 01:12:17,699
How green the grass was.

1512
01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:18,708
Brown dirt.

1513
01:12:19,500 --> 01:12:21,582
And that great green
copper roof, remember?

1514
01:12:22,542 --> 01:12:23,702
We had a black-and-white TV,

1515
01:12:23,708 --> 01:12:25,994
so this was the first
game I ever saw in color.

1516
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:29,832
I sat there the whole game next to my dad.

1517
01:12:29,833 --> 01:12:31,323
He taught me how to keep score.

1518
01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:33,500
Mickey hit one out.

1519
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,373
Good day.

1520
01:12:36,375 --> 01:12:37,865
And I still have the program.

1521
01:12:39,750 --> 01:12:42,116
All right, what was the
worst day you ever had?

1522
01:12:44,708 --> 01:12:46,289
Worst day?

1523
01:12:46,292 --> 01:12:48,499
A couple of years ago,
Barbara finds a lump.

1524
01:12:48,500 --> 01:12:49,330
What?

1525
01:12:49,333 --> 01:12:50,368
Jesus.

1526
01:12:50,375 --> 01:12:51,911
Yeah, it scared the shit out of me.

1527
01:12:51,917 --> 01:12:53,532
You never said anything.

1528
01:12:53,542 --> 01:12:55,157
Yeah, well, you know, it
turned out to be nothing.

1529
01:12:55,167 --> 01:12:57,078
But that whole day was...

1530
01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:00,748
Yeah, but that was a good day.

1531
01:13:00,750 --> 01:13:01,739
How?

1532
01:13:01,750 --> 01:13:03,456
Because it turned out to be nothing.

1533
01:13:03,458 --> 01:13:06,746
Yeah, but the whole day
until then was horrible.

1534
01:13:06,750 --> 01:13:08,991
Yeah, but it came out good.

1535
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,787
You're a real the-glass-is-half-empty
kind of a guy,

1536
01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,123
you know that?

1537
01:13:13,125 --> 01:13:15,286
I don't know how Barbara can stand it.

1538
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,702
Yeah.

1539
01:13:16,708 --> 01:13:17,993
All right, I got one.

1540
01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,115
My best day.

1541
01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:20,365
= this isn't the one about Arlene

1542
01:13:20,375 --> 01:13:21,364
and that loose step, is it?

1543
01:13:21,375 --> 01:13:22,285
No.

1544
01:13:22,292 --> 01:13:23,292
No, my wedding day.

1545
01:13:24,375 --> 01:13:25,205
What?

1546
01:13:25,208 --> 01:13:26,038
Yeah.

1547
01:13:26,042 --> 01:13:27,077
Remember that day?

1548
01:13:27,083 --> 01:13:28,664
Outdoor wedding.

1549
01:13:28,667 --> 01:13:29,747
Arlene looked great.

1550
01:13:31,292 --> 01:13:33,032
Those water pills really worked.

1551
01:13:33,042 --> 01:13:34,828
You guys were all smiling at me.

1552
01:13:34,833 --> 01:13:39,782
And my dad, in the front, gives
me a little wink, you know?

1553
01:13:42,083 --> 01:13:46,656
I mean, he's not the warmest
of men, but he winked.

1554
01:13:46,667 --> 01:13:47,531
You know, I was the first one of us

1555
01:13:47,542 --> 01:13:48,907
to get married and have a real job

1556
01:13:48,917 --> 01:13:52,785
and I remember thinking, "I'm grown-up.”

1557
01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:53,656
You know?

1558
01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:55,658
"I'm not a goofball anymore, I made it."

1559
01:13:57,583 --> 01:13:58,583
I felt like 2A man.

1560
01:14:00,667 --> 01:14:02,157
It was the best day of my life.

1561
01:14:03,792 --> 01:14:05,248
What was your worst day?

1562
01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,536
Every day since is a tie.

1563
01:14:11,500 --> 01:14:12,364
All right, ed, your best day.

1564
01:14:12,375 --> 01:14:13,865
What is it, twins and a trapeze?

1565
01:14:13,875 --> 01:14:15,536
What? - No, I don't wanna play.

1566
01:14:15,542 --> 01:14:16,497
Come on, we did it.

1567
01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,615
=I don't feel like it.

1568
01:14:19,417 --> 01:14:20,417
Okay.

1569
01:14:26,125 --> 01:14:29,322
I'm 14 and my mother and
father are fighting again.

1570
01:14:29,333 --> 01:14:31,540
You know, because she caught him again.

1571
01:14:31,542 --> 01:14:32,782
Caught him.

1572
01:14:32,792 --> 01:14:35,454
This time, the girl drove
by the house to pick him up.

1573
01:14:37,667 --> 01:14:41,330
And I finally realized he wasn't
just cheating on my mother,

1574
01:14:41,333 --> 01:14:43,039
he was cheating on us.

1575
01:14:43,042 --> 01:14:44,042
So I told him.

1576
01:14:47,625 --> 01:14:49,331
"We don't love you.

1577
01:14:49,333 --> 01:14:50,994
"I'll take care of my
mother and my sister.

1578
01:14:51,000 --> 01:14:53,116
"We don't need you anymore."

1579
01:14:53,125 --> 01:14:55,958
And he made like he was gonna
hit me, but I didn't budge.

1580
01:14:57,000 --> 01:14:59,286
Then he turned around and he left.

1581
01:14:59,292 --> 01:15:00,532
Never bothered us again.

1582
01:15:01,792 --> 01:15:05,455
But I took care of my mother
and my sister from that day on.

1583
01:15:05,458 --> 01:15:06,493
That's my best day.

1584
01:15:08,250 --> 01:15:09,490
What was your worst day?

1585
01:15:11,042 --> 01:15:12,042
Same day.

1586
01:15:19,083 --> 01:15:20,448
He gets the sign from berra.

1587
01:15:20,458 --> 01:15:22,619
He gets the sign from berra, the pitch.

1588
01:15:37,167 --> 01:15:39,283
J rolling, rolling, rolling j

1589
01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:41,374
j; Keep them doggies rolling j

1590
01:15:41,375 --> 01:15:43,161
j man, my ass is swollen j

1591
01:15:43,167 --> 01:15:46,364
j rawhide j j get them up, move them out

1592
01:15:46,375 --> 01:15:47,330
j wake them up, get them dressed

1593
01:15:47,333 --> 01:15:49,449
; Get them shaved, comb
their hair, rawhide »

1594
01:15:49,458 --> 01:15:50,493
j tie me down, tell me lies j

1595
01:15:50,500 --> 01:15:52,115
j pull my hair, smack my thighs j

1596
01:15:52,125 --> 01:15:56,243
j with a big wet strap of rawhide

1597
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:05,500
Hyah.

1598
01:16:07,583 --> 01:16:08,583
Hyah!

1599
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:11,411
What is he doing?

1600
01:16:11,417 --> 01:16:12,532
Hyah, hyah!

1601
01:16:14,417 --> 01:16:16,032
Oh, I'm walking alone.

1602
01:16:16,042 --> 01:16:17,623
He's drunk, the old shithead.

1603
01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:20,367
- Where'd he get the liquor?
- How do I know that?

1604
01:16:20,375 --> 01:16:22,832
God dammit, we better
get him out of there.

1605
01:16:26,458 --> 01:16:28,323
Is that a happy face?

1606
01:16:28,333 --> 01:16:29,333
Hyah!

1607
01:16:30,458 --> 01:16:31,789
He's nuts.

1608
01:16:33,875 --> 01:16:34,705
Stop!

1609
01:16:34,708 --> 01:16:36,198
Jeff, get him!

1610
01:16:36,208 --> 01:16:37,414
Cookie!

1611
01:16:37,417 --> 01:16:39,123
He's throwing our food.

1612
01:16:39,125 --> 01:16:40,786
Well, we'll... =- we'll what?

1613
01:16:40,792 --> 01:16:41,792
We'll order out?

1614
01:16:51,250 --> 01:16:52,365
He's headed for the ravine.

1615
01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:53,831
= I'm sure he sees it.

1616
01:16:58,167 --> 01:16:59,247
Jump!

1617
01:17:12,708 --> 01:17:15,120
What can you say
about skyrocket and buttercup?

1618
01:17:15,125 --> 01:17:16,786
Don't say anything.
Let's just get out of here.

1619
01:17:16,792 --> 01:17:18,623
Wait, let's just recap
what we've buried so far

1620
01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:19,580
on this trip.

1621
01:17:19,583 --> 01:17:21,448
Trail boss, two horses...

1622
01:17:21,458 --> 01:17:23,198
= t can't believe we buried horses.

1623
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,244
Well, the impact really
drove them into the ground.

1624
01:17:25,250 --> 01:17:27,161
We just covered them up with some dirt.

1625
01:17:28,583 --> 01:17:30,369
How we gonna move
the food and the tents?

1626
01:17:30,375 --> 01:17:31,865
The tents roll up.

1627
01:17:31,875 --> 01:17:35,743
We can pack enough food in our
saddlebags to get us there.

1628
01:17:35,750 --> 01:17:36,739
Okay.

1629
01:17:36,750 --> 01:17:38,035
Let's do it.

1630
01:17:38,042 --> 01:17:39,748
The problem is cookie.

1631
01:17:39,750 --> 01:17:41,581
Let's not forget his legs are broken.

1632
01:17:41,583 --> 01:17:42,698
Oh, god, they're gonna shoot him.

1633
01:17:42,708 --> 01:17:43,743
I know it, they're gonna shoot him.

1634
01:17:43,750 --> 01:17:45,206
Now, we put cookie on this litter

1635
01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,449
so we could get him out of here.

1636
01:17:47,458 --> 01:17:51,030
Both me and t.R. Are gonna
stay with you all and the herd.

1637
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:54,239
We're gonna be hitting some
pretty rough mountain country.

1638
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:57,242
There's a town, it's about
half a day's ride out of here.

1639
01:17:57,250 --> 01:17:59,081
I can draw a map.

1640
01:17:59,083 --> 01:18:01,324
Somebody's gotta take cookie.

1641
01:18:01,333 --> 01:18:02,333
Volunteers?

1642
01:18:08,792 --> 01:18:10,328
I guess Steve and I should go.

1643
01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:12,364
Why?

1644
01:18:12,375 --> 01:18:15,037
Because he's injured and
we have medical training.

1645
01:18:15,042 --> 01:18:15,872
Dad, but we're dentists!

1646
01:18:15,875 --> 01:18:17,490
I mean, what are we gonna
do, give him a cleaning?

1647
01:18:17,500 --> 01:18:20,742
We have a better chance of
helping him than anyone, son.

1648
01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:22,490
But you're having fun.

1649
01:18:22,500 --> 01:18:24,161
Ride with me.

1650
01:18:24,167 --> 01:18:26,579
It will still be fun, huh?

1651
01:18:29,000 --> 01:18:30,786
That's really great of you, Ben, Steve.

1652
01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:31,827
Yeah, thanks a lot,

1653
01:18:31,833 --> 01:18:32,868
that's great. - Thank you.

1654
01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:33,705
Thanks, Ben.

1655
01:18:33,708 --> 01:18:34,538
Good luck.

1656
01:18:34,542 --> 01:18:35,657
Thank you, Dr. Jessup, that's...

1657
01:18:35,667 --> 01:18:37,498
We would have gone, but...

1658
01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:38,706
Good.

1659
01:18:38,708 --> 01:18:41,199
I'll make up that map.

1660
01:18:41,208 --> 01:18:42,288
Hey, look!

1661
01:18:42,292 --> 01:18:44,374
I found where cookie
was hiding his whiskey.

1662
01:18:44,375 --> 01:18:45,455
You old coot.

1663
01:18:45,458 --> 01:18:46,458
Hey, Jeff!

1664
01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:50,993
Shouldn't we do something?

1665
01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,490
Let them have their fun,

1666
01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:53,535
then they'll sleep it off.

1667
01:18:53,542 --> 01:18:54,542
Swig.

1668
01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:58,699
I knew it, I knew we
couldn't trust these guys.

1669
01:18:58,708 --> 01:18:59,948
I said, "tennis camp.”

1670
01:18:59,958 --> 01:19:02,119
You said, "let's drive cattle.”

1671
01:19:02,125 --> 01:19:03,661
Wait a minute, I got an idea.

1672
01:19:08,167 --> 01:19:09,247
Look at this.

1673
01:19:09,250 --> 01:19:10,250
Norman.

1674
01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:12,667
Norman.

1675
01:19:13,708 --> 01:19:15,414
What are they doing with Norman?

1676
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:17,203
Mitchy!

1677
01:19:17,208 --> 01:19:19,494
Mitchy, come on out and play.

1678
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:20,580
Don't go out there.

1679
01:19:20,583 --> 01:19:21,789
What do you think, I'm nuts?

1680
01:19:24,958 --> 01:19:27,870
Mitch, do you like calf brains?

1681
01:19:30,083 --> 01:19:32,039
This is over a cow.

1682
01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:34,124
Here's your last chance.

1683
01:19:34,125 --> 01:19:35,911
They're not gonna hurt me.
There's too many witnesses.

1684
01:19:35,917 --> 01:19:37,453
Please be careful.

1685
01:19:37,458 --> 01:19:39,119
They're just gonna embarrass me.

1686
01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:41,125
So I'll let them.

1687
01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:48,367
Norman, have you been
bothering the cowboys again?

1688
01:19:49,417 --> 01:19:51,032
You know, you raise them, you try

1689
01:19:51,042 --> 01:19:52,282
to teach them right from wrong,

1690
01:19:52,292 --> 01:19:53,998
but they learn these
things from their friends.

1691
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:55,581
I mean, it's the school systems.

1692
01:20:01,500 --> 01:20:02,660
You're grounded, mister.

1693
01:20:05,167 --> 01:20:06,577
These cows today, huh?

1694
01:20:10,958 --> 01:20:13,495
You pansy-assed bastard.

1695
01:20:13,500 --> 01:20:15,161
Are you talking to me or Norman?

1696
01:20:15,167 --> 01:20:18,580
You shit-nosed little faggot.

1697
01:20:18,583 --> 01:20:19,698
- Oh, me?
- Mm-hm.

1698
01:20:21,708 --> 01:20:23,824
Listen, guys, we have
a group of people here

1699
01:20:23,833 --> 01:20:25,869
who came out for a good time,

1700
01:20:25,875 --> 01:20:28,457
and to say the least, it's
been a little bit strange.

1701
01:20:31,167 --> 01:20:33,749
But we're counting on you
to get us through this.

1702
01:20:33,750 --> 01:20:35,957
So I'm asking you, please,

1703
01:20:35,958 --> 01:20:38,620
why don't you just go
and sleep it off, huh?

1704
01:20:39,708 --> 01:20:40,788
Sleep this off!

1705
01:20:48,833 --> 01:20:50,448
Yee-haw!

1706
01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,250
Put the gun down!

1707
01:21:03,208 --> 01:21:05,995
Put down the goddamn gun!

1708
01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:11,661
= Phil.

1709
01:21:11,667 --> 01:21:13,387
I'm not going to let
him bully us anymore.

1710
01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:15,953
My father-in-law's a bully.

1711
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:16,788
Phil.

1712
01:21:16,792 --> 01:21:17,792
= t hate bullies!

1713
01:21:20,333 --> 01:21:22,289
Because a bully doesn't just beat you up.

1714
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,161
He takes away your dignity.

1715
01:21:25,167 --> 01:21:26,167
= phill

1716
01:21:26,833 --> 01:21:27,833
= t hate that.

1717
01:21:29,125 --> 01:21:31,582
I really hate that.

1718
01:21:34,458 --> 01:21:35,823
Sorry.

1719
01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,165
All right, you two
assholes, go sleep it off!

1720
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:55,615
And let's have some peace

1721
01:21:55,625 --> 01:21:58,537
and quiet around here for Christ's sakes!

1722
01:22:00,250 --> 01:22:01,911
I'm tired!

1723
01:22:01,917 --> 01:22:03,498
I've been under a lot of stress.

1724
01:22:04,833 --> 01:22:05,833
I lost my wife.

1725
01:22:06,750 --> 01:22:07,990
I lost my job.

1726
01:22:09,792 --> 01:22:12,989
And I've got some sort of rash
from making in the bushes.

1727
01:22:20,125 --> 01:22:21,410
Are you okay?

1728
01:22:21,417 --> 01:22:22,417
Yeah.

1729
01:22:36,458 --> 01:22:37,948
Phil, thanks.

1730
01:22:37,958 --> 01:22:39,278
That was amazing.

1731
01:22:40,583 --> 01:22:41,948
What?

1732
01:22:41,958 --> 01:22:42,993
You know, uh...

1733
01:22:44,375 --> 01:22:45,375
Oh, that.

1734
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:47,500
Yeah.

1735
01:22:49,250 --> 01:22:51,411
Why don't you put
the gun down, Phil, hm?

1736
01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:53,953
Oh, no, you don't have to worry.

1737
01:22:53,958 --> 01:22:55,243
I know how to handle a gun.

1738
01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:58,540
I used to keep one at the store.

1739
01:22:58,542 --> 01:22:59,497
You know, you lock up late at night,

1740
01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:00,910
there's a lot of cash around.

1741
01:23:04,333 --> 01:23:08,030
You got to make sure that the
register totals match the cash

1742
01:23:08,042 --> 01:23:12,991
and checks and the coupons and
then you got the order forms

1743
01:23:13,000 --> 01:23:14,786
to fill out for the next day.

1744
01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:16,453
You've got to check the stock.

1745
01:23:16,458 --> 01:23:18,449
I mean, there's a lot to do there.

1746
01:23:18,458 --> 01:23:21,950
It's a very responsible job.

1747
01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:30,490
Oh, Christ!

1748
01:23:33,292 --> 01:23:35,157
Oh, Phil.

1749
01:23:35,167 --> 01:23:36,247
Come on, Philly.

1750
01:23:36,250 --> 01:23:37,865
Come on, man, it's not that bad.

1751
01:23:39,167 --> 01:23:40,703
I'm at a dead end.

1752
01:23:40,708 --> 01:23:43,745
I'm almost 40 years old,
I've wasted my life.

1753
01:23:43,750 --> 01:23:46,787
Yeah, but now you got
a chance to start over.

1754
01:23:46,792 --> 01:23:47,792
You know?

1755
01:23:50,625 --> 01:23:53,537
Phil, remember when we were kids?

1756
01:23:53,542 --> 01:23:55,749
And we'd be playing ball and
the ball would get stuck up

1757
01:23:55,750 --> 01:23:57,456
in a tree or something?

1758
01:23:57,458 --> 01:23:59,244
And we'd yell, "do over!”, huh?

1759
01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:00,250
Yeah.

1760
01:24:01,250 --> 01:24:02,706
= your life is a do over.

1761
01:24:03,708 --> 01:24:04,948
You got a clean slate.

1762
01:24:06,500 --> 01:24:07,706
I got no place to live.

1763
01:24:09,167 --> 01:24:11,032
I'm going to get wiped out in the divorce

1764
01:24:11,042 --> 01:24:12,578
because I committed adultery.

1765
01:24:14,292 --> 01:24:16,203
So I may never even see my kids again.

1766
01:24:18,083 --> 01:24:19,083
I'm alone.

1767
01:24:22,542 --> 01:24:23,782
How's that slate look now?

1768
01:24:26,917 --> 01:24:29,533
Well, the fun continues.

1769
01:24:29,542 --> 01:24:30,577
They're gone.

1770
01:24:30,583 --> 01:24:31,413
Who?

1771
01:24:31,417 --> 01:24:32,497
= Jeff and t.R.

1772
01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,660
They skedaddled.

1773
01:24:35,792 --> 01:24:38,374
They jumped on their
horses and took off.

1774
01:24:38,375 --> 01:24:39,831
They probably thought
we'd get them in trouble.

1775
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:40,993
Which we would.

1776
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:43,036
Does anybody know how
to get where we're going?

1777
01:24:45,750 --> 01:24:47,536
So we're talking death?

1778
01:24:47,542 --> 01:24:49,624
No, wait, won't Ben
and Steve send some help?

1779
01:24:49,625 --> 01:24:51,206
Maybe they won't.

1780
01:24:51,208 --> 01:24:53,915
I mean, when they left, we
were still pretty much okay.

1781
01:24:53,917 --> 01:24:55,407
Still, they might.

1782
01:24:55,417 --> 01:24:56,532
Might?

1783
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:59,158
We're hanging our lives on might!

1784
01:24:59,167 --> 01:25:01,624
Let's not get hysterical here, okay?

1785
01:25:01,625 --> 01:25:02,625
Calm down.

1786
01:25:03,500 --> 01:25:06,822
Now, for four days, we've
been going in this direction.

1787
01:25:06,833 --> 01:25:08,448
I think we keep going in that direction.

1788
01:25:08,458 --> 01:25:09,789
Isn't that a little vague?

1789
01:25:10,750 --> 01:25:13,742
Curly said there was
a river and a valley.

1790
01:25:13,750 --> 01:25:15,490
We'll just have to do the best we can.

1791
01:25:15,500 --> 01:25:17,786
So you're saying we can drive this herd?

1792
01:25:17,792 --> 01:25:19,123
Herd?

1793
01:25:19,125 --> 01:25:20,205
Are you delirious?

1794
01:25:21,125 --> 01:25:23,116
We leave the herd.

1795
01:25:23,125 --> 01:25:24,865
We'll go times as fast without them.

1796
01:25:25,833 --> 01:25:27,369
Well, yeah, but there's
no pasture land up here.

1797
01:25:27,375 --> 01:25:28,911
There's no water.

1798
01:25:28,917 --> 01:25:31,078
I don't think they can survive up here.

1799
01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:33,995
Well, not to sound cold-hearted,
but so-the-hell-what?

1800
01:25:35,333 --> 01:25:37,699
No, I mean, they give us a
trail boss with a coronary,

1801
01:25:37,708 --> 01:25:39,039
they give us a bunch of drunks,

1802
01:25:39,042 --> 01:25:41,624
and we're supposed to
worry about the cattle?

1803
01:25:41,625 --> 01:25:43,206
You're a nicer person than I am.

1804
01:25:44,167 --> 01:25:45,167
No, you're right.

1805
01:25:46,167 --> 01:25:47,782
Look, the rest of you go ahead.

1806
01:25:47,792 --> 01:25:48,907
I'll drive the herd.

1807
01:25:48,917 --> 01:25:50,407
What are you talking about?

1808
01:25:50,417 --> 01:25:52,624
I'm saying I think I
can bring in the herd.

1809
01:25:52,625 --> 01:25:53,740
No, you can't.

1810
01:25:53,750 --> 01:25:54,990
What, are you crazy?

1811
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,490
You couldn't even manage your stores.

1812
01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:58,286
You had to bring in your cousin.

1813
01:25:58,292 --> 01:26:01,455
Mitch, you were right about
all the weekend warrior shit.

1814
01:26:01,458 --> 01:26:03,494
The war games, the parachuting.

1815
01:26:03,500 --> 01:26:04,910
That was all bullshit.

1816
01:26:04,917 --> 01:26:06,077
But this is real.

1817
01:26:06,083 --> 01:26:07,198
This is really happening.

1818
01:26:07,208 --> 01:26:09,290
No rules, no games.

1819
01:26:09,292 --> 01:26:10,873
Just, can I do it?

1820
01:26:10,875 --> 01:26:12,160
It is a game.

1821
01:26:12,167 --> 01:26:14,408
It's your regular game,
ed, don't you see it?

1822
01:26:14,417 --> 01:26:16,248
Am I better than my father?

1823
01:26:16,250 --> 01:26:18,241
Well, you are, okay?

1824
01:26:18,250 --> 01:26:19,831
Look, I need to do this.

1825
01:26:19,833 --> 01:26:21,243
It's impossible.

1826
01:26:21,250 --> 01:26:22,285
I'll do it with you.

1827
01:26:24,833 --> 01:26:26,039
= Phil.

1828
01:26:26,042 --> 01:26:27,657
Phil...

1829
01:26:27,667 --> 01:26:29,999
You have, like, a day's
worth of food and water left.

1830
01:26:30,000 --> 01:26:30,830
We'll be all right.

1831
01:26:30,833 --> 01:26:31,663
Maybe you won't.

1832
01:26:31,667 --> 01:26:33,032
Well, maybe we will, Mitch.

1833
01:26:33,042 --> 01:26:33,997
Why don't you just accept

1834
01:26:34,000 --> 01:26:35,581
that maybe you don't know
what we're going through?

1835
01:26:35,583 --> 01:26:38,165
I know exactly what
you're going through.

1836
01:26:38,167 --> 01:26:39,748
And you think that bringing in this herd

1837
01:26:39,750 --> 01:26:41,240
is gonna make all the broken pieces

1838
01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:42,831
of your life come together?

1839
01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,698
Hey, you don't want
to do it, don't do it.

1840
01:26:44,708 --> 01:26:45,868
We want to do it.

1841
01:26:45,875 --> 01:26:46,955
I'm not doing it.

1842
01:26:46,958 --> 01:26:47,788
Don't do it.

1843
01:26:47,792 --> 01:26:49,498
I'm not asking you to do it.

1844
01:26:49,500 --> 01:26:50,455
You have been talking me

1845
01:26:50,458 --> 01:26:52,244
into doing stuff like this my whole life,

1846
01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:54,115
and I am not doing this!

1847
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:55,035
What, are you deaf?

1848
01:26:55,042 --> 01:26:56,828
I'm not asking you to do it!

1849
01:26:56,833 --> 01:26:57,833
Great!

1850
01:26:59,333 --> 01:27:00,333
Come on, Phil.

1851
01:27:05,583 --> 01:27:06,583
It's crazy.

1852
01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:34,780
We'll ride out together tomorrow
morning, without the herd.

1853
01:27:37,667 --> 01:27:39,248
They can do whatever they want.

1854
01:27:58,667 --> 01:28:01,625
Come on, we've got cattle to move.

1855
01:28:05,708 --> 01:28:07,448
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

1856
01:28:07,458 --> 01:28:09,119
What are you doing?

1857
01:28:09,125 --> 01:28:10,160
I'm not listening to you!

1858
01:28:10,167 --> 01:28:11,327
Fine, listen to the cows, then.

1859
01:28:11,333 --> 01:28:13,198
Goddamn cattle drive!
= just do your job!

1860
01:28:13,208 --> 01:28:15,039
= don't tell me, I'm
not listening to you anymore.

1861
01:28:15,042 --> 01:28:15,997
= listen to the cows!

1862
01:28:16,000 --> 01:28:17,490
Come on, you damn little doggies!

1863
01:28:17,500 --> 01:28:18,330
Move it! - Come on, let's go!

1864
01:28:18,333 --> 01:28:20,540
Hey, stop that!

1865
01:28:20,542 --> 01:28:21,622
Cut that out!

1866
01:28:21,625 --> 01:28:22,740
Phil, what are you doing?

1867
01:28:22,750 --> 01:28:23,739
They're not cooperating.

1868
01:28:23,750 --> 01:28:25,490
This is like herding my children.

1869
01:28:25,500 --> 01:28:27,036
You take those, I'll take these.

1870
01:28:27,042 --> 01:28:28,657
Hey, hey, come back here!

1871
01:28:30,083 --> 01:28:32,039
Hey, stop!

1872
01:28:32,042 --> 01:28:33,157
Stop it!

1873
01:28:33,167 --> 01:28:33,997
Stop!

1874
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:35,365
Get back here!

1875
01:28:35,375 --> 01:28:36,911
Ah, the hell with youl!

1876
01:28:36,917 --> 01:28:39,454
Who needs you, anyway?!

1877
01:28:44,625 --> 01:28:45,740
What the heck!

1878
01:28:47,417 --> 01:28:48,873
How did I do that?

1879
01:28:52,750 --> 01:28:54,206
Hey, Mitch!

1880
01:28:59,167 --> 01:29:00,167
It's Mitch!

1881
01:29:00,958 --> 01:29:02,414
Mitchy the kid!

1882
01:29:02,417 --> 01:29:05,374
Curly said there's nothing
like bringing in the herd.

1883
01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:18,448
Nice hat, partner.

1884
01:29:22,458 --> 01:29:23,288
Come on.

1885
01:29:23,292 --> 01:29:25,203
Hey, there's my little man.

1886
01:29:25,208 --> 01:29:27,824
Sorry I was late, but
there was so much traffic.

1887
01:29:27,833 --> 01:29:28,833
Let's go, hyah!

1888
01:29:34,417 --> 01:29:37,580
There's nothing to be ashamed
of, I had the same problem.

1889
01:29:37,583 --> 01:29:38,663
Didn't you feel stupid?

1890
01:29:38,667 --> 01:29:40,248
Ti mean...

1891
01:29:40,250 --> 01:29:42,912
Didn't you feel inadequate?

1892
01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:45,374
Yeah, for a while,
but then I overcame it.

1893
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:47,664
Can I explain it you again?

1894
01:29:47,667 --> 01:29:49,828
I mean, promise me you won't get upset.

1895
01:29:49,833 --> 01:29:51,289
Okay.

1896
01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:52,748
It's not going to do any good.

1897
01:29:53,667 --> 01:29:54,577
Okay.

1898
01:29:54,583 --> 01:29:56,244
If you want to watch one show,

1899
01:29:56,250 --> 01:29:58,206
but record another show at the same time,

1900
01:29:58,208 --> 01:30:00,870
the television set does not
have to be on channel three.

1901
01:30:00,875 --> 01:30:01,705
It does.

1902
01:30:01,708 --> 01:30:02,538
No, it doesn't. = it does.

1903
01:30:02,542 --> 01:30:03,782
No, if you're watching
what you're recording,

1904
01:30:03,792 --> 01:30:04,998
then it has to be on three.

1905
01:30:05,000 --> 01:30:07,412
Wait, the TV or the machine?

1906
01:30:07,417 --> 01:30:08,748
The TV.

1907
01:30:08,750 --> 01:30:09,990
You're saying I can record something

1908
01:30:10,000 --> 01:30:10,955
I'm not even watching?

1909
01:30:10,958 --> 01:30:11,993
Yes, that's the point.

1910
01:30:12,000 --> 01:30:14,366
You don't even need a TV to record.

1911
01:30:14,375 --> 01:30:15,205
How would I see it?

1912
01:30:15,208 --> 01:30:17,415
Well, to see it, you need a TV, but...

1913
01:30:17,417 --> 01:30:18,247
Shut up.

1914
01:30:18,250 --> 01:30:19,080
Just shut up!

1915
01:30:19,083 --> 01:30:20,539
He doesn't get it!

1916
01:30:20,542 --> 01:30:21,907
He'll never get it.

1917
01:30:21,917 --> 01:30:23,032
It's been four hours.

1918
01:30:23,042 --> 01:30:25,374
The cows can tape something by now.

1919
01:30:25,375 --> 01:30:27,832
Forget about it, please!

1920
01:30:29,875 --> 01:30:31,240
How do you do the clock?

1921
01:30:31,250 --> 01:30:32,205
You're dead.

1922
01:30:32,208 --> 01:30:33,208
You are dead!

1923
01:30:56,250 --> 01:30:57,615
Ya, ya, ya, ya!

1924
01:30:58,833 --> 01:30:59,663
Let's go!

1925
01:30:59,667 --> 01:31:01,953
Come on, Norman, keep up, boy, keep up!

1926
01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:03,073
Norman,

1927
01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:03,947
stay with the class.

1928
01:31:03,958 --> 01:31:05,118
Come on, boy!

1929
01:31:05,125 --> 01:31:06,125
Oh, shit.

1930
01:31:07,542 --> 01:31:08,782
What do we do now?

1931
01:31:08,792 --> 01:31:10,453
Like I should know?

1932
01:31:10,458 --> 01:31:11,914
Come on, let's keep the herd together.

1933
01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:13,032
Yeah, let's go.

1934
01:31:13,042 --> 01:31:14,703
Norman, hello!

1935
01:31:14,708 --> 01:31:15,663
Let's go, Norman.

1936
01:31:15,667 --> 01:31:17,908
Norman, what are you, gene Kelly?

1937
01:31:17,917 --> 01:31:18,997
Let's go.

1938
01:31:30,917 --> 01:31:31,747
Ah!

1939
01:31:31,750 --> 01:31:34,366
Whoa, whoa, easy, boy, easy boy!

1940
01:31:36,750 --> 01:31:37,580
Move it!

1941
01:31:37,583 --> 01:31:38,583
Go, go!

1942
01:31:49,250 --> 01:31:50,490
We're doing great, guys.

1943
01:31:50,500 --> 01:31:51,489
We're driving them.

1944
01:31:51,500 --> 01:31:52,865
Oh, that's perfect.

1945
01:31:52,875 --> 01:31:54,581
We're lost, but we're making good time.

1946
01:31:54,583 --> 01:31:55,789
This is the way, guys.

1947
01:31:55,792 --> 01:31:57,157
I can feel it.

1948
01:32:15,417 --> 01:32:16,953
Is there a way around?

1949
01:32:16,958 --> 01:32:18,164
= that could be 100 miles.

1950
01:32:18,167 --> 01:32:19,532
It could take days.

1951
01:32:19,542 --> 01:32:21,498
Is this supposed to be here?

1952
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:24,697
There's probably an easy place
to cross, but we missed it.

1953
01:32:24,708 --> 01:32:27,074
This could be the easy place!

1954
01:32:27,083 --> 01:32:28,368
Oh, god.

1955
01:32:28,375 --> 01:32:30,366
Look, we did the best we could.

1956
01:32:30,375 --> 01:32:33,207
Let's just leave the herd and
get the hell out of here, huh?

1957
01:32:33,208 --> 01:32:34,869
No.

1958
01:32:34,875 --> 01:32:37,207
A cowboy doesn't leave his herd.

1959
01:32:37,208 --> 01:32:39,665
You are a sporting goods salesman!

1960
01:32:42,167 --> 01:32:43,373
Not today.

1961
01:32:49,458 --> 01:32:50,288
Easy.

1962
01:32:50,292 --> 01:32:51,281
Okay.

1963
01:32:51,292 --> 01:32:53,328
I'm gonna lean back.

1964
01:32:53,333 --> 01:32:56,655
I started this, and
I'm going to finish it.

1965
01:32:56,667 --> 01:32:58,453
I'm going to finish it.

1966
01:33:06,333 --> 01:33:08,119
It's fast, but it's not deep.

1967
01:33:08,125 --> 01:33:10,161
Come on, bring them down!

1968
01:33:11,292 --> 01:33:12,292
Come on!

1969
01:33:13,042 --> 01:33:14,042
Let's go!

1970
01:33:19,875 --> 01:33:20,875
Oh, god.

1971
01:33:22,125 --> 01:33:24,707
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

1972
01:33:24,708 --> 01:33:26,824
Move it, move it, move it!

1973
01:33:28,417 --> 01:33:29,702
Come on.

1974
01:33:29,708 --> 01:33:30,708
Come on.

1975
01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:32,500
Yeah.

1976
01:33:34,167 --> 01:33:35,282
Come on!

1977
01:33:35,292 --> 01:33:36,452
Come on!

1978
01:33:45,333 --> 01:33:46,413
Come on, move!

1979
01:33:46,417 --> 01:33:47,372
Move it!

1980
01:33:47,375 --> 01:33:48,956
Come on!

1981
01:33:51,333 --> 01:33:53,494
Come on, move it!

1982
01:33:53,500 --> 01:33:54,500
Yah, yah!

1983
01:33:55,667 --> 01:33:57,623
Move it, cow, come on!

1984
01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:02,618
Whoa!

1985
01:34:02,625 --> 01:34:04,240
Shit!

1986
01:34:04,250 --> 01:34:05,706
Ya!

1987
01:34:05,708 --> 01:34:06,538
Come on!

1988
01:34:06,542 --> 01:34:08,203
Come on, let's move it!

1989
01:34:08,208 --> 01:34:09,414
Get over there.

1990
01:34:11,167 --> 01:34:12,623
Come on!

1991
01:34:15,083 --> 01:34:16,198
Ya, ya!

1992
01:34:19,750 --> 01:34:20,660
Come on, boys!

1993
01:34:20,667 --> 01:34:21,702
Come on, how.

1994
01:34:21,708 --> 01:34:22,868
Move it!

1995
01:34:22,875 --> 01:34:23,864
Moo, cow!

1996
01:34:23,875 --> 01:34:25,115
Go, baby!

1997
01:34:25,125 --> 01:34:25,955
Go, baby!

1998
01:34:25,958 --> 01:34:30,748
= Phil, I'm39 and I'm
saying moo cow in a river.

1999
01:34:30,750 --> 01:34:32,160
Do you believe this?

2000
01:34:33,417 --> 01:34:34,577
We did it!

2001
01:34:34,583 --> 01:34:35,698
Hey!

2002
01:34:38,833 --> 01:34:40,949
Ya, va, come on!

2003
01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:43,250
Ya, come on!

2004
01:34:47,917 --> 01:34:49,623
Yeah, baby, woo, woo!

2005
01:34:50,958 --> 01:34:51,958
Yal

2006
01:34:56,667 --> 01:34:57,667
here we go!

2007
01:35:03,292 --> 01:35:04,327
= Norman!

2008
01:35:06,667 --> 01:35:07,827
Oh, god.

2009
01:35:07,833 --> 01:35:08,833
Hyah!

2010
01:35:17,083 --> 01:35:18,744
Hyah, hyah.

2011
01:35:18,750 --> 01:35:20,081
Come on, come on.

2012
01:35:27,875 --> 01:35:28,875
Yeah!

2013
01:35:43,292 --> 01:35:44,292
Whoa!

2014
01:35:53,708 --> 01:35:54,708
Norman!

2015
01:35:57,917 --> 01:35:58,917
Norman!

2016
01:36:01,792 --> 01:36:03,032
Norman!

2017
01:36:03,042 --> 01:36:04,042
Norman!

2018
01:36:05,458 --> 01:36:06,458
Norman!

2019
01:36:10,667 --> 01:36:11,667
Got you.

2020
01:36:12,750 --> 01:36:13,580
Help!

2021
01:36:13,583 --> 01:36:14,618
Oh, my god.

2022
01:36:14,625 --> 01:36:15,489
Mitch!

2023
01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,330
Hey, ed!

2024
01:36:16,333 --> 01:36:17,493
Help!

2025
01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:18,500
Help me!

2026
01:36:20,708 --> 01:36:21,823
Hyah, hyah!

2027
01:36:21,833 --> 01:36:22,833
Oh, no!

2028
01:36:28,583 --> 01:36:29,583
= Mitch!

2029
01:36:48,417 --> 01:36:49,417
Oh, shit!

2030
01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:16,285
Mitch!

2031
01:37:21,292 --> 01:37:22,292
Mitch!

2032
01:37:23,292 --> 01:37:25,704
I'm coming!

2033
01:37:25,708 --> 01:37:26,708
I'm cc 0 ming 1

2034
01:37:30,500 --> 01:37:32,365
help, help!

2035
01:37:32,375 --> 01:37:35,082
I got you, I got you!

2036
01:37:35,083 --> 01:37:36,368
Come on, come on!

2037
01:37:36,375 --> 01:37:37,865
Come on, come on!

2038
01:37:37,875 --> 01:37:39,740
Come on, come on, come on!

2039
01:37:43,250 --> 01:37:44,160
I've got you.

2040
01:37:44,167 --> 01:37:45,623
I've got you.

2041
01:37:56,833 --> 01:37:57,788
Give me your hand!

2042
01:37:57,792 --> 01:37:59,328
Give me your hand!

2043
01:38:06,792 --> 01:38:08,077
You're crazy.

2044
01:38:08,083 --> 01:38:10,324
You talk about me, but you're crazy.

2045
01:38:12,167 --> 01:38:13,498
= you could have been killed!

2046
01:38:13,500 --> 01:38:15,081
We almost lost you, pal.

2047
01:38:24,958 --> 01:38:25,958
= nice catch.

2048
01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:30,786
It was like mays in the '54 world series.

2049
01:38:31,875 --> 01:38:33,581
- Vic wertz.
- Vic wertz.

2050
01:39:51,333 --> 01:39:52,573
Let's bring them in.

2051
01:39:52,583 --> 01:39:53,789
Yee-haw!

2052
01:39:53,792 --> 01:39:54,952
- Yee-haw!
- Yee-haw!

2053
01:40:03,917 --> 01:40:05,953
Great gobs of goose shit!

2054
01:40:07,125 --> 01:40:07,955
= it's them!

2055
01:40:07,958 --> 01:40:09,664
Ira, ira, camera, camera!

2056
01:40:11,292 --> 01:40:12,452
Yahoo!

2057
01:40:12,458 --> 01:40:13,994
Yeah!

2058
01:41:09,000 --> 01:41:09,830
= come on!

2059
01:41:09,833 --> 01:41:10,788
Yeah!

2060
01:41:10,792 --> 01:41:11,792
Yeah!

2061
01:41:20,750 --> 01:41:21,750
Mitch!

2062
01:41:26,042 --> 01:41:27,157
Yahoo!

2063
01:41:27,167 --> 01:41:28,407
Hey, the drinks!

2064
01:41:32,917 --> 01:41:34,282
Way to go, guys.

2065
01:41:41,667 --> 01:41:43,783
All right.

2066
01:41:43,792 --> 01:41:45,783
You did great.

2067
01:41:45,792 --> 01:41:47,578
Oh, lordy, lord, lord.

2068
01:41:52,167 --> 01:41:53,247
Here's your herd.

2069
01:41:53,250 --> 01:41:56,322
I'm telling you, I'm as happy
as a puppy with two Peters.

2070
01:41:56,333 --> 01:41:58,699
We had a search party
out looking for you boys.

2071
01:41:58,708 --> 01:42:00,539
They didn't find us.

2072
01:42:00,542 --> 01:42:03,158
Un-by-god-believable!

2073
01:42:03,167 --> 01:42:05,123
Bunch of tenderfeet bringing
in a herd like that.

2074
01:42:05,125 --> 01:42:07,537
Two weeks ago, you boys were
as worthless as hen shit

2075
01:42:07,542 --> 01:42:08,952
on a pump handle.

2076
01:42:08,958 --> 01:42:09,958
And look at you now.

2077
01:42:11,000 --> 01:42:13,082
I'm giving your money back!

2078
01:42:13,083 --> 01:42:14,198
Oh, this one's on me.

2079
01:42:14,208 --> 01:42:16,324
Now you're talking, Clay!

2080
01:42:16,333 --> 01:42:17,448
- Hey, uh...
- That's right.

2081
01:42:17,458 --> 01:42:18,573
Instead of the money, you think

2082
01:42:18,583 --> 01:42:20,448
that my dad and I could come back

2083
01:42:20,458 --> 01:42:23,370
and take the cattle back to new Mexico?

2084
01:42:23,375 --> 01:42:24,239
Really, son?

2085
01:42:24,250 --> 01:42:26,206
Ordinarily, that'd be great,

2086
01:42:26,208 --> 01:42:28,449
but this herd's not going back.

2087
01:42:28,458 --> 01:42:29,698
What do you mean?

2088
01:42:29,708 --> 01:42:31,949
I'm getting top dollar
from the meat company.

2089
01:42:33,625 --> 01:42:35,286
You mean these cows are...

2090
01:42:35,292 --> 01:42:37,408
I thought you just
moved them back and forth?

2091
01:42:37,417 --> 01:42:40,079
Usually do, but prices are sky high,

2092
01:42:40,083 --> 01:42:41,198
and I can't pass it up.

2093
01:42:47,208 --> 01:42:48,744
Look, folks, it's not like any

2094
01:42:48,750 --> 01:42:51,036
of them have a lot to live for.

2095
01:42:51,042 --> 01:42:53,124
They don't have much of a life, anyway.

2096
01:42:53,125 --> 01:42:55,582
Neither does Phil, but
we're not prepared to eat him.

2097
01:42:55,583 --> 01:42:56,948
That's right.

2098
01:42:56,958 --> 01:42:58,949
This is our business, son.

2099
01:42:58,958 --> 01:43:01,074
This is not an endangered species.

2100
01:43:02,500 --> 01:43:05,082
It's what these animals are bred for.

2101
01:43:05,083 --> 01:43:07,449
All that meat under
cellophane in the supermarket,

2102
01:43:07,458 --> 01:43:09,574
where do you think that comes from?

2103
01:43:09,583 --> 01:43:11,039
Come on, fellows, just relax.

2104
01:43:11,958 --> 01:43:14,324
You've done real good, cowboys.

2105
01:43:14,333 --> 01:43:15,333
Let's get some grub.

2106
01:43:16,708 --> 01:43:18,949
Bet you guys could use a nap?

2107
01:43:21,125 --> 01:43:21,955
You look dirty.

2108
01:43:21,958 --> 01:43:23,198
Did you mean that, son?

2109
01:43:23,958 --> 01:43:27,655
Yeah, we'll
come back that's great.

2110
01:43:33,375 --> 01:43:34,706
These cows trusted us.

2111
01:43:35,833 --> 01:43:36,868
They trusted us?

2112
01:43:37,917 --> 01:43:39,453
They don't even know us!

2113
01:43:39,458 --> 01:43:42,200
They followed us because we yelled yah!

2114
01:43:42,208 --> 01:43:43,618
They're cattle.

2115
01:44:36,292 --> 01:44:37,873
What?

2116
01:45:15,458 --> 01:45:17,790
I've got to stop being a schmuck.

2117
01:45:18,875 --> 01:45:20,285
You know, you were right, Mitch.

2118
01:45:21,333 --> 01:45:22,618
My life is a do over.

2119
01:45:25,000 --> 01:45:26,206
It's time to get started.

2120
01:45:27,792 --> 01:45:28,792
I hope I can help.

2121
01:45:31,917 --> 01:45:32,997
I'm going to go home

2122
01:45:34,250 --> 01:45:36,332
and I'm going to get Kim pregnant.

2123
01:45:36,333 --> 01:45:37,743
I hope I can help.

2124
01:45:37,750 --> 01:45:42,699
Oh, mitchy the kid's in trouble.

2125
01:45:43,250 --> 01:45:44,410
What about you?

2126
01:45:44,417 --> 01:45:45,907
Hm?

2127
01:45:45,917 --> 01:45:47,657
You going to be okay?

2128
01:45:47,667 --> 01:45:49,828
Yeah, because I know what he meant.

2129
01:45:49,833 --> 01:45:50,663
Who?

2130
01:45:50,667 --> 01:45:51,827
Curly.

2131
01:45:51,833 --> 01:45:53,198
I know what this is.

2132
01:45:53,208 --> 01:45:54,243
What?

2133
01:45:54,250 --> 01:45:55,205
That's what you have to figure out.

2134
01:45:55,208 --> 01:45:56,948
I'm going to deck you, pal.

2135
01:45:56,958 --> 01:45:58,198
No, that's what it is.

2136
01:45:58,208 --> 01:45:59,823
It's something different for everybody.

2137
01:45:59,833 --> 01:46:02,074
It's whatever's most important to you.

2138
01:46:02,083 --> 01:46:04,574
For me, when I was in the river,

2139
01:46:04,583 --> 01:46:06,665
I was only thinking about one thing.

2140
01:46:06,667 --> 01:46:09,249
All that other stuff just went away.

2141
01:46:09,250 --> 01:46:11,036
Only one thing really mattered to me.

2142
01:46:12,792 --> 01:46:13,656
Dad!

2143
01:46:13,667 --> 01:46:15,703
Daddy, you're home!

2144
01:46:18,917 --> 01:46:20,077
Oh, god.

2145
01:46:20,083 --> 01:46:21,083
I love you.

2146
01:46:22,833 --> 01:46:23,868
These faces.

2147
01:46:23,875 --> 01:46:25,081
I missed these faces.

2148
01:46:25,083 --> 01:46:26,414
We missed you too, dad.

2149
01:46:26,417 --> 01:46:27,702
It's no fun without you.

2150
01:46:28,917 --> 01:46:29,917
Hey, buckaroos.

2151
01:46:32,208 --> 01:46:34,164
Next year, the north pole.

2152
01:46:34,167 --> 01:46:34,997
What?

2153
01:46:35,000 --> 01:46:37,082
We hire dog sleds and
we follow the same route

2154
01:46:37,083 --> 01:46:38,493
as admiral byrd.

2155
01:46:38,500 --> 01:46:39,580
= uh-huh.

2156
01:46:39,583 --> 01:46:42,700
Next Tuesday, coffee and cake.

2157
01:46:42,708 --> 01:46:43,868
Better.

2158
01:46:43,875 --> 01:46:45,081
Come here.

2159
01:46:49,708 --> 01:46:50,663
Hey, Phil!

2160
01:46:50,667 --> 01:46:51,998
You need a ride?

2161
01:46:52,000 --> 01:46:53,240
No, thanks, I got a cab.

2162
01:47:09,708 --> 01:47:11,744
So, how are you?

2163
01:47:11,750 --> 01:47:12,785
Good.

2164
01:47:12,792 --> 01:47:14,453
Things are good.

2165
01:47:14,458 --> 01:47:15,458
Look what I found.

2166
01:47:18,167 --> 01:47:20,032
Mm, that's nice.

2167
01:47:20,042 --> 01:47:21,282
Where was it?

2168
01:47:21,292 --> 01:47:22,828
= Colorado.

2169
01:47:22,833 --> 01:47:24,824
I mean, it's always the
last place you look.

2170
01:47:26,917 --> 01:47:28,407
Mitch, I've been thinking.

2171
01:47:29,667 --> 01:47:32,659
If you really hate your job,
why don't you get out of there?

2172
01:47:32,667 --> 01:47:33,667
We'll be all right.

2173
01:47:34,625 --> 01:47:35,535
No.

2174
01:47:35,542 --> 01:47:37,123
I'm not going to quit my job.

2175
01:47:37,125 --> 01:47:38,661
I'm just going to do it better.

2176
01:47:38,667 --> 01:47:40,328
I'm going to do everything better.

2177
01:47:41,833 --> 01:47:43,164
Everything?

2178
01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:00,958
See?

2179
01:48:02,000 --> 01:48:03,365
Oh, I missed you.

2180
01:48:03,375 --> 01:48:04,706
I missed you, too.

2181
01:48:06,167 --> 01:48:07,167
Let's go home.

2182
01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:10,787
Today is my best day.

2183
01:48:16,875 --> 01:48:17,875
Mr. Robbins!

2184
01:48:18,708 --> 01:48:20,289
Yeah, right here.

2185
01:48:21,958 --> 01:48:22,958
This is great.

2186
01:48:25,042 --> 01:48:26,748
There you go, thanks.

2187
01:48:27,667 --> 01:48:29,498
What, did you get a dog?

2188
01:48:29,500 --> 01:48:31,661
- We got a dog?
- All right!

2189
01:48:31,667 --> 01:48:32,998
Come on, little man.

2190
01:48:36,375 --> 01:48:38,957
Everyone, this is Norman.

2191
01:48:41,250 --> 01:48:42,706
It's a cow.

2192
01:48:42,708 --> 01:48:46,075
Uh, he's a calf, actually.

2193
01:48:46,083 --> 01:48:47,083
= Mitch!

2194
01:48:47,917 --> 01:48:49,953
You're going to put him in the Van?

2195
01:48:49,958 --> 01:48:51,949
Oh, yeah, and then the den.

2196
01:48:51,958 --> 01:48:52,788
Mitch, you're not going

2197
01:48:52,792 --> 01:48:53,872
to take him home.

2198
01:48:53,875 --> 01:48:55,786
See, kids, he just said hellooo.

2199
01:48:56,875 --> 01:48:58,957
Well, just for a little while.

2200
01:48:58,958 --> 01:49:00,448
Then we'll put him in a petting zoo,

2201
01:49:00,458 --> 01:49:01,743
so he can be with your mother.

2202
01:49:01,750 --> 01:49:02,956
Mitch!

2203
01:49:05,000 --> 01:49:05,830
I'm kidding.

2204
01:49:05,833 --> 01:49:07,414
I'm just kidding! - All right.

2205
01:49:11,208 --> 01:49:12,208
All right.

2206
01:49:13,917 --> 01:49:15,782
Okay, seat belts, Norman, seat belts.

2207
01:49:15,792 --> 01:49:16,907
= Mitch!

2208
01:49:16,917 --> 01:49:18,373
I hope you went to the bathroom, mister.

2209
01:49:18,375 --> 01:49:20,206
We got a long ride.

2210
01:49:20,208 --> 01:49:21,038
Mitch.

2211
01:49:21,042 --> 01:49:22,282
Let's go home.

2212
01:49:22,292 --> 01:49:23,292
Ah!

2213
01:50:16,375 --> 01:50:19,993
J where did my heart go j

2214
01:50:20,000 --> 01:50:23,572
j when did it lose the way

2215
01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:26,290
j how did I let j

2216
01:50:26,292 --> 01:50:31,241
j you slip away j

2217
01:50:32,208 --> 01:50:37,157
j why is it so hard to say j

2218
01:50:38,125 --> 01:50:41,697
j words that might touch you j

2219
01:50:41,708 --> 01:50:45,280
j; Make you believe that I'm j

2220
01:50:45,292 --> 01:50:48,249
j more than it seems j

2221
01:50:48,250 --> 01:50:52,539
j that I am today'

2222
01:50:52,542 --> 01:50:55,909
jit can runj

2223
01:50:55,917 --> 01:50:59,705
j but I can't hide j

2224
01:50:59,708 --> 01:51:02,905
j all these dreams j

2225
01:51:02,917 --> 01:51:06,535
j that I keep inside j

2226
01:51:06,542 --> 01:51:11,366
j now, it's gonna take a while j

2227
01:51:11,375 --> 01:51:15,618
j but I've got to learn to smile

2228
01:51:15,625 --> 01:51:17,581
j again j

2229
01:51:28,750 --> 01:51:32,288
J once it was easy j

2230
01:51:32,292 --> 01:51:35,910
j I never had to try j

2231
01:51:35,917 --> 01:51:38,624
j I never had j

2232
01:51:38,625 --> 01:51:43,574
j tosay Allie!

2233
01:51:44,583 --> 01:51:49,532
J never thought I'd see you cry j

2234
01:51:50,292 --> 01:51:53,955
j but now I know better j

2235
01:51:53,958 --> 01:51:57,405
j I've got to find a way j

2236
01:51:57,417 --> 01:52:02,116
j I don't wanna hear you say j

2237
01:52:02,125 --> 01:52:04,912
j; Goodbye j

2238
01:52:04,917 --> 01:52:08,205
jit can runj

2239
01:52:08,208 --> 01:52:11,996
j but I can't hide j

2240
01:52:12,000 --> 01:52:15,163
j all these dreams j

2241
01:52:15,167 --> 01:52:18,864
j that I keep inside j

2242
01:52:18,875 --> 01:52:23,699
j now, it's gonna take a while j

2243
01:52:23,708 --> 01:52:27,906
j but I've got to learn to smile

2244
01:52:27,917 --> 01:52:30,659
j again j

2245
01:52:30,667 --> 01:52:33,499
j I've got to find the smile j

2246
01:52:33,500 --> 01:52:37,618
j that fills your heart with laughter j

2247
01:52:37,625 --> 01:52:40,788
j I don't wanna find a way j

2248
01:52:40,792 --> 01:52:45,741
j to get along after you j

2249
01:52:47,333 --> 01:52:51,372
j I wanna be the man j

2250
01:52:51,375 --> 01:52:53,991
j that you knew j

2251
01:53:07,708 --> 01:53:12,577
J now it's gonna take a while j

2252
01:53:12,583 --> 01:53:16,872
j but I've got to learn to smile

2253
01:53:16,875 --> 01:53:18,831
j again j