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<i>Malayziyada esa deyarli bor
haddan tashqari eyforiya hissi,</i>

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<i>yangi saylangan bosh vazir sifatida</i>

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<i>buni berdi
qashshoq xalq umid tuhfasi,</i>

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<i>ko'tarishga va'da berish
sifatsiz eng kam ish haqi</i>

5
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<i>va bolalar mehnatini bir marta va butunlay tugatish.</i>

6
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<i>Allaqachon tirik avliyo hisoblangan,</i>

7
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<i>u bu kichik mamlakatga aylandi
eng katta umid,</i>

8
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<i>gullab-yashnagan kelajak uchun
yangi ming yillikda.</i>

9
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Yaqinroq kel, Jako.

10
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Bu jirkanch.
Qanday qilib bunga yo'l qo'yishingiz mumkin?

11
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Men dumbam bilan kelishib oldim, Jorjio.

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Men pora olishga harakat qildim, sovg'alarni sinab ko'rdim.
Men unga hatto chorva mollarini ham yubordim.

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Aytmoqchimanki, ular Malayziyadagi axlatni yaxshi ko'radilar.
lekin u o'rnidan turmaydi.

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Eshiting, inventarimning 50%

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ter do'konlarida ishlab chiqariladi
Malayziya chegarasida.

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Biror narsa qilish kerak.

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Malayziya ketsa, keyin nima bo'ladi?

18
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Mening butun panty liniyasi Vetnamda ishlab chiqarilgan.

19
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Bir yil ichida hammamiz bankrot bo'lamiz.

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Malayziya bo'lishi kerak
yo'q qilindi, Mugatu.

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Nima? Yo'q, bunga vaqtim yo'q.

22
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Ehtimol, siz orqaga qaytishni afzal ko'rasiz

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yangi bo'yinbog'larni burish uchun
Hackensack shahrida.

24
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Lekin mening yangi kuz chizig'im deyarli tugaydi.

25
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Va ishonamanki, siz yashashni xohlaysiz
bahor chizig'ingizni ko'rish uchunmi?

26
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Malayziya bosh vaziri
14 kun ichida Nyu-Yorkka tashrif buyuradi.

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Keyin qiling.

28
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O'n to'rt kunmi? Bu Moda haftaligi.
Bu mumkin emas! Menda shou bor!

29
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Bu mukammal. Uni taklif qiling
Sizning faxriy mehmoningiz bo'lish.

30
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Bu vaqt yetarli emas. Bu oladi
operativni tayyorlash uchun oylar.

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Fabio-chi?

32
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Juda aqlli. Bu shoshilinch ish.
U nihoyatda aqlsiz bo'lishi kerak.

33
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- Siz profilni bilasiz, Yoqubim.
- Go'zal, o'zini o'zi so'raydigan,

34
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manipulyatsiya qilish mumkin bo'lgan oddiy odam
va Jell-O kabi shakllangan.

35
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Yoki pechene xamiri.

36
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- Yoki Play-Doh.
- Har qanday xamir.

37
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Gap shundaki, bizga bo'sh idish kerak,
sayoz, soqov, bo'sh ahmoq.

38
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Va u tugagach,
biz uni yo'q qilamiz.

39
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Lekin kim?

40
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Aytmoqchimanki, Xudoning hamma joyida
yashil yaxshilik,

41
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Men kimnidir topamanmi?
bu mol go'shti?

42
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Derek, menda yana bir nechtasi bor
savollar, agar bu yaxshi bo'lsa.

43
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Ajoyib.

44
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Xo'sh, qachon bildingiz
model bo'lmoqchimisiz?

45
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Menimcha, bu birinchi marta bo'lishi kerak
Men ikkinchi sinfga o'tdim.

46
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Men qoshiqda o'z aksimni ushladim
Men donni yeyayotganimda,

47
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va men o'ylaganimni eslayman,
“Voy, sen kulgili darajada chiroyli ekansan.

48
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- "Balki, siz buni martaba uchun qilishingiz mumkin."
- Nima qilay?

49
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- Kasbiy jihatdan chiroyli bo'ling.
- To'g'ri.

50
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Siz nima deysiz
savdo belgisi, agar sizda mavjud bo'lsa?

51
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Xo'sh, menimcha, tashqi ko'rinish
Meni ko‘proq Blue Steel deb biladi.

52
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Bu qanday ko'rinish?

53
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Bu ta'sirli.

54
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Keyin esa Ferrari va Le Tigre bor.

55
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Le Tigre ancha yumshoqroq.
Bu biroz ko'proq katalog ko'rinishi.

56
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- Men uni ba'zan poyabzal uchun ishlataman.
- Ko'rsam bo'ladimi?

57
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Qarang, Derek Zulandersiz,

58
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erkak modellashtirish bo'lmaydi
bugun nima.

59
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U moda timsoli.

60
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Shunday qilib, siz ko'p vaqt sarflaysizmi?
bu ko'rinishlar ustida ishlash,

61
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ular haqida o'ylaysizmi?

62
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Oh, albatta. Men Magnum ustida ishlayapman
kamida sakkiz yoki to'qqiz yil.

63
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"Magnum"? Bu qiziq.
Men buni ko'ra olamanmi?

64
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Xazillashyapsizmi?
Men bu haqda gapirmasligim kerak edi.

65
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U tayyor emas.

66
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Chiroq borga o‘xshaydi
uning atrofida. U go'zallikni aks ettiradi.

67
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Men Derek haqida o'ylayman
har safar to'plamni loyihalashtiraman.

68
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Derek, siz tanishmisiz, bilmayman

69
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degan ishonch bilan
ba'zi aborigen qabilalar tutadi.

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Bu fotosurat degan tushuncha
ruhingizning bir qismini o'g'irlashi mumkin.

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Bu haqda qanday fikrdasiz,

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uning rasmini olgan kishi sifatida
yashash uchun olinganmi?

73
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O'sha Blue Steel ko'rinishi?
Oh, xudoyim! Uslub va soch turmagi.

74
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Bilasizmi, bu deyarli yangi afroga o'xshaydi
oq odam uchun, lekin bu go'zal.

75
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Xo'sh, men javob berishim kerak deb o'ylayman
Sizning savolingiz boshqa savol bilan.

76
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Qancha "abo-raqamlar"
modellashtirishni ko'rasizmi?

77
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Xonimlar va janoblar, xush kelibsiz
moda sanoatining eng katta kechasiga,

78
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VH 1 Fashion mukofotlari.

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Mana u,
uch marta yilning eng yaxshi erkak modeli,

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Derek Zoolander.

81
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U musiqaga o'xshaydi.

82
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Blue Steelning faxrli egasi,

83
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uni qilgan ko'rinish
u bugungi afsonadir.

84
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U deyarli juda chiroyli.

85
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Salom, Pako!

86
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Bu mening asosiy to'siq bo'lardi
munosabatlarni ko'rib chiqishda.

87
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Va bu Derek Zoolander
bugun tunda o'z unvonini himoya qiladi.

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Hansel.

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- Xansel, shu yerda!
- Mayli, mayli. yaxshi.

90
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Rookie sensatsiyasi
yo'lini yoqib yuborgan

91
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ko'z bo'shlig'iga
moda olamidan,

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va ularni panjalarini qoldirdi
ularning yuzlari ko'proq.

93
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Mugatu yomon!
Bosh vazirni qo'llab-quvvatlang!

94
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Mugatu qul mehnatidan foydalanadi!

95
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Mugatu la'nat!

96
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Siz bunday narsalarni ko'rishni yomon ko'rasiz
shunga o'xshash tadbirda.

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Xunuk namoyishchilar
go'zal odamlarni bezovta qiladi.

98
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Yakobim Mugatuni inkor etib bo'lmaydi
arzon Malayziya ishchilaridan foydalangan

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uning qilish, va eng
tikuvchilik sanoati, kiyim-kechak.

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- Derek! Derek!
- Hey, Stiv, yaxshisan?

101
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Siz ketma-ket to'rtinchi marta borasiz
Bugun kechqurun Yilning eng yaxshi erkak modeli.

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Qo'ysangchi; qani endi. Siz asabiylashyapsizmi?

103
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Xo'sh, ikkitasi bor
Mening savatimdagi kichkina kapalaklar,

104
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lekin men yaxshi ish qilyapman deb o'ylayman.

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Yangi ish ustida ishlayotganingizni ham eshitdik
qarang. Bu haqda bizga aytib bera olasizmi?

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Aslida, men qila olmayman, Stiv,
chunki u hali takomillashtirilmagan.

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Lekin men sizga ayta olaman
Bu Magnum deb ataladi va ...

108
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Yop, bolam, yoping!

109
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Agar boshqa gap aytsam,
bu yigit meni o'ldiradi.

110
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To'g'ri tushundim.
Ishlar yaxshimi, Stiven?

111
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- Maury Ballstein, Balls modellari.
- Hech qanday tanishtirishga muhtoj bo'lmagan odam.

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Maury, siz barcha muhim narsalarni hal qildingiz
so'nggi 30 yil ichida erkak modeli.

113
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- Bu kecha Derekning imkoniyatlari?
- Sizga bir narsa aytaman.

114
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Derekga hech kim tegishi mumkin emas.
Hech kim! Men ichkariga kirishim kerak.

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Men shmendrik kabi shvitzing qilaman
bu barcha chiroqlar bilan.

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Derek! Derek!
Hanseldan xavotirdamisiz?

117
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Unchalik emas
chunki men Greteldan xavotirdaman.

118
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Hey, Hansel va Gretelni qo'ying
maqolangizdagi qator.

119
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Men odamlar bilishini xohlayman
Men qanchalik kulgili bo'lishim mumkin.

120
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Oh, ishoning, ular bilishadi.
Ertaga gazeta do'konlarida paydo bo'ladi.

121
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Kechirasiz, janob Mugatu.
Janob Mugatu, Matilda Jeffris.

122
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Time jurnali.

123
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Bosh vazirga har qanday izoh
Hasanning maoshi oshadi

124
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- Malayziya tikuvchilari uchunmi?
- Yo'q, uning izohi yo'q.

125
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Nega unga ruxsat bermaysiz
o'zi uchun gapiradimi?

126
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Siz ko'rmoqchi bo'lganingiz rost emasmi?
bosh vazir hokimiyatdan chiqib ketdi

127
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shuning uchun davom etishingiz mumkin
arzon Malayziya ishchi kuchidan foydalanish?

128
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Salom, Mugatu! Qani
va sizning kichkina itingiz ham!

129
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Hushyor bo'ling! Uning tuxumi bor!

130
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Yo Xudo! Meni qo‘yib yuboring!

131
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Ha!

132
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Ha.

133
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Voy-buy.

134
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Men sizga qanchaligini ayta olmayman
bu men uchun anglatadi,

135
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birinchi oluvchi bo'lish
ushbu go'zal mukofot haqida.

136
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Bizda jiddiy muammo bor
bizning qo'limizda, Maury.

137
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Bu Malayziya narsasi
qo'ldan ketmoqda.

138
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Eshityapman, Jako.

139
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Bu, Slashie, nimani anglatadi

140
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meni hisoblaysizmi
eng yaxshi aktyor slash modeli,

141
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va aksincha emas.

142
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Uning taklif qilgan ish haqini oshirish
hammamizni buzishi mumkin.

143
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Tez orada unga g'amxo'rlik qilishim kerak.
Javob beradigan odamlarim bor.

144
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Xo'sh, endi muhim narsalarga.

145
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Bu qirrali chiziq emas, odamlar.

146
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Bular toza zotlardir.

147
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Mana nomzodlar
Yilning eng yaxshi erkak modeli uchun.

148
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Yosh, issiq, jasur.

149
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Uning birinchi yilida ko'proq qopqoqlar bilan
har qanday yangilik modelidan ko'ra

150
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va shunday degan munosabat,
"Kimga qiziq? Bu faqat moda."

151
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Hansel hozir juda issiq.

152
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Men juda ko'p so'zlarni eshitaman
"go'zallik" va "chiroylilik" kabi

153
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va "ajoyib chiselled xususiyatlari."

154
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Men uchun bu bema'nilik kabi,
o'z-o'zini singdirish,

155
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Men undan qochishga harakat qilaman.

156
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Men bunge qazaman.
Men uchun bu mening hayot tarzim.

157
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Men uni ushlayman va yirtib tashlayman.
Men uni juda ko'p iste'dod bilan yashayman.

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Men bo'lishim kerak bo'lgan chekkada yashayman.

159
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Men boshqa bolalar kabi emas edim,
kim kosmonavt bo'lishni orzu qiladi.

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Men har doim ko'proq qiziqardim
daraxtda qanday qobiqdan yasalgan.

161
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Richard Gere
mening haqiqiy qahramonim. Sting.

162
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,881
Sting boshqa odam bo'lardi
kim qahramon.

163
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U yaratgan musiqa
yillar davomida,

164
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Men bunga umuman quloq solmayman,

165
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lekin u buni amalga oshirayotgani,
Men buni hurmat qilaman.

166
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Men nima qilayotganimdan umidsizlikka tushaman.

167
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Men qaysi mahsulotni sotayotganimni bilamanmi? Yo'q.
Bugun nima qilayotganimni bilamanmi? Yo'q.

168
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Lekin men shu yerdaman,
va men unga eng yaxshi zarbani beraman.

169
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O'tgan o'n yil ichida,

170
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erkak modellashtirish soyaga ega bo'ldi
uni bir kishi tashladi

171
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va besh bo'g'in,

172
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Derek Zoolander.

173
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Men uchun modellashtirish shunchaki emas
chiroyli bo'lish haqida,

174
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yoki juda qiziqarli va
haqiqatan ham, juda chiroyli bo'lish.

175
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Kalendar ajoyib edi,

176
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chunki bu odamlarga imkoniyat berdi
ko'p qirraliligimning bir tomonini ko'rish uchun.

177
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Asl yunoncha model so'zi
"shaklsiz loy to'p" degan ma'noni anglatadi,

178
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va men har safar bu haqda o'ylashga harakat qilaman
kamera oldiga tushgan vaqtim.

179
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Yilning uch karra erkak modeli.

180
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Va mukofot ...

181
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Hansel.

182
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Rahmat, Lenni.

183
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Voy-buy!

184
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Bilasizmi, ko'pchilik aytdi
ushbu mukofotni qo'lga kiritdi

185
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to'rt yil ketma-ket bo'lishi mumkin emas edi.

186
00:10:58,074 --> 00:10:59,658
Xo'sh, men ko'rsatdim ...

187
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:18,594
Menimcha, biz topdik
bizning yechimimiz, Ballshteyn.

188
00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:21,680
Yo'q, Derek emas.

189
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,433
U mukammal va siz buni bilasiz.
Endi buni amalga oshiring.

190
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:29,355
Bu meni yoriq kabi tishlaydi
mening eshakda, lekin siz haqsiz.

191
00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:30,856
U tayyor.

192
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,128
Men kimman?

193
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:55,464
Bilmadim.

194
00:11:56,841 --> 00:11:59,134
O'ylashim kerak bo'lgan juda ko'p narsa bor deb o'ylayman.

195
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,263
Natijalar tayyor, do'stim!

196
00:12:03,473 --> 00:12:06,307
O'ylash uchun nima qoldi?
voy!

197
00:12:08,103 --> 00:12:09,895
Yaxshi qaytish!

198
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:25,804
Men Hanselga chiday olmayman!

199
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,181
Men bilaman, to'g'rimi?

200
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,558
O'sha skuterga minish
go'yo u juda zo'r.

201
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:32,936
- Va Hanselning sochlarini tarash usuli.
- Yoki yo'q.

202
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:37,357
Bu xuddi shunday: "Meni siqib qo'ying",
lekin siz hech qachon styling geli haqida eshitganmisiz?

203
00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:40,402
Ishonchim komilki, Hansel eshitgan
styling gelidan. U erkak model.

204
00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:42,654
Yerdan Brintgacha. Men hazil qilardim.

205
00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:45,908
Yerdan Meekusgacha.
Ha, yaxshimi? Men buni bilardim.

206
00:13:46,242 --> 00:13:48,285
Yerdan Brintgacha. Siz qilganingizga unchalik ishonchim komil emas

207
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:51,288
'Chunki siz hammangiz: "Ishonchim komil
U styling geli haqida eshitgan."

208
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,415
Bu hazil ekanligini bilmaganingizdek.

209
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:57,294
Bu hazil ekanini bilardim, Mikus.
Men buni darhol qabul qilmadim.

210
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,922
- Yerdan Brintgacha...
- Bolalar, buni allaqachon to'xtatasizmi!

211
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,675
Ehtimol, shunday deb o'ylaganmisiz
hayotda ko'proq narsa bor

212
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:08,555
haqiqatdan, haqiqatdan, haqiqatdan ham,
kulgili darajada chiroylimi?

213
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,100
Aytmoqchimanki, ehtimol biz qilishimiz kerak

214
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,228
mazmunliroq narsa
hayotimiz bilan.

215
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,647
Odamlarga yordam berish kabi.

216
00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,650
Derek, qanday odamlar?

217
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,862
Bilmadim. Yordamga muhtoj odamlar.

218
00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:28,534
Modellar odamlarga yordam beradi. Ularni yaratadilar
o'zlarini yaxshi his qilish.

219
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:32,287
Shuningdek, ular qanday qilib salqin kiyinishni ko'rsatadilar,
va sochlarini qiziqarli yo'llar bilan kiyishadi.

220
00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,456
Shunday bo'lsa kerak.

221
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,960
Sizga nima yordam berishi mumkinligini bilasiz
ushbu muhim masalalarni hal qilasizmi?

222
00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,127
Nima?

223
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:42,714
- Apelsin mocha frappuchino!
- Apelsin mocha frappuchino!

224
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:45,759
- Ha!
- Ha!

225
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:48,303
Qani, odam! Qo'ysangchi; qani endi!

226
00:15:57,540 --> 00:16:01,043
"Derek Zoolander. Namunali ahmoq."

227
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,521
- Brint!
- Ha?

228
00:16:21,606 --> 00:16:22,731
Yo'q!

229
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:39,247
Rufus, Brint va Mikus
men uchun birodarlardek edilar.

230
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,669
Va uka deganimda,
Men haqiqiy uka kabi demoqchi emasman,

231
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,004
lekin men buni yo'l kabi demoqchiman
qora tanlilar foydalanadi,

232
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:48,924
qaysi biri ma'noliroq, menimcha.

233
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:53,261
Agar shunday narsa bo'lsa
dahshatli fojia bizga o'rgatishi mumkin,

234
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:57,182
bu erkak modelning hayoti
qimmatbaho, qimmatbaho tovardir.

235
00:16:57,725 --> 00:17:02,688
Bizda qorin bo'shlig'i kesilganligi sababli,
va ajoyib xususiyatlar,

236
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:08,402
Bu biz ham o'la olmaymiz, degani emas
dahshatli benzin jangida.

237
00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:13,365
Shunday qilib, bugun, xonimlar va janoblar,
Men bu imkoniyatdan foydalanmoqchiman,

238
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,326
e'lon qilish uchun ...

239
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,254
Hansel. U hozir juda issiq. Hansel.

240
00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,923
Men buni olmoqchiman ...

241
00:17:31,634 --> 00:17:33,427
Odamlar!

242
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,431
Men nafaqaga chiqqanimni e'lon qilmoqchiman
erkak modellik kasbidan.

243
00:17:39,016 --> 00:17:40,183
Nima?

244
00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:45,480
Ishonchim komilki, hayotda ko'p narsa bor
haqiqatdan ham, chindan ham chiroyli bo'lishdan ko'ra.

245
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:48,400
Va men bu nima ekanligini aniqlashni rejalashtirmoqdaman.
Rahmat.

246
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,819
Janob Mugatu! Janob Mugatu!

247
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,113
Qani bo'lsa edi
Vaqtingizdan bir lahza, iltimos, ser.

248
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,699
Vaqtingizning bir daqiqasi,
iltimos, janob!

249
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,786
Derek? Derek, salom!

250
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,081
- Nima xohlaysiz?
- Aslida, men Mugatu bilan gaplashmoqchiman,

251
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,250
lekin unga erishish qiyinroq
prezidentga qaraganda.

252
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,253
Menga aytasiz deb o'yladim
Men qanday yomon "eugoogolizer"man.

253
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,504
Nima?

254
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,924
"Eugoogolizer".
Dafn marosimlarida gapiradigan kishi.

255
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,846
Yoki meni juda ahmoq deb o'yladingizmi?
"eugoogoly" nima ekanligini bilish uchunmi?

256
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,058
Qanday yozgan bo'larding
men haqimda bu dahshatli narsalar?

257
00:18:22,143 --> 00:18:24,978
Qarang, Derek,
muharririm shu sarlavhani qo'ydi, xo'pmi?

258
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:27,856
Uzr so'rayman. Uzr so'rayman.
Bilaman, bu juda qattiq bo'ldi.

259
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:30,442
Ha, yaxshi, baxtingizga,
men biladigan odamlar juda ko'p emas

260
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,403
kichkina Time jurnalingizni o'qing,
yoki nima deyilsa.

261
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,614
Qarang, balki menga yaxshilik qila olarsiz.

262
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:38,992
Men qilmoqchi bo'lgan narsa - bir oz olish
Mugatu haqida ma'lumot.

263
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:41,036
Mugatu? Agar biror narsani bilsangiz,

264
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,997
Mugatu yagona dizayner ekanligini bilasiz
meni hech qachon yollamagan.

265
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,373
Qo'ysangchi; qani endi. Bo'lishi kerak...

266
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,584
Kechirasiz, xonim. Qiziq emas.

267
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,796
Endi, kechirasizmi,
Mening dafn marosimidan keyin qatnashishim kerak.

268
00:18:55,092 --> 00:18:57,135
Uyga qaytasizmi? Siz haddan tashqari munosabatdasiz.

269
00:18:57,220 --> 00:18:59,554
Men mazmunli biror narsa qilishni xohlayman
hayotim bilan, Maury.

270
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,973
Mening miyamda chuqurroq fikrlar bor.

271
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:04,226
Boshqa kuni,
Men ko'ngillilik haqida o'yladim,

272
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:07,145
kam ta'minlangan bolalarni o'qitishga yordam berish
o'qishni o'rganish uchun.

273
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,857
Faqat bu haqda o'ylash eng ko'p edi
men ega bo'lgan foydali tajriba.

274
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:12,943
Derek, menimcha, sizni chetga surib qo'yganingiz yo'q
bunday narsa uchun.

275
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:15,445
Aytmoqchimanki, ehtimol men ham ega bo'lishim mumkin edi
o'zimning institutim.

276
00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:21,409
Biz uni Derek Zoolander deb atashimiz mumkin
Yaxshi o'qiy olmaydigan bolalar markazi.

277
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,954
Biz-chi?
Biz bu joyni birga qurdik.

278
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:25,747
Hushyor bo'ling! Tushy siqish!

279
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,123
Maury!

280
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:29,376
Derek, men seni uchratganimda,
siz kichkina kichkina bola edingiz

281
00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,586
kim bron qila olmadi
la'nati Sears katalogi,

282
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,296
va kim chapga burila olmadi
eshagini qutqarish uchun.

283
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,424
- Endi senga qara.
- Men chapga burila olaman!

284
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,134
Ha, to'g'ri.

285
00:19:38,261 --> 00:19:40,846
Derek, iltimos. Ba'zi erkak modellar
uchish-qo'nish yo'lagi oxirida chapga buriling,

286
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,055
boshqalar to'g'ri ketadi.

287
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,225
Sizda juda ko'p sovg'alar bor, lekin osilgan
louie shunchaki ulardan biri emas.

288
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:46,601
Oʻtiring!

289
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:50,438
Eshitmoqchisiz
ajoyib yangiliklar bormi?

290
00:19:54,777 --> 00:19:57,946
Mugatu sizni xohlaydi
uning yangi kampaniyasi uchun.

291
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:01,199
Meni eshitmadingizmi, Mauri?
Men endigina nafaqaga chiqdim.

292
00:20:01,284 --> 00:20:03,243
Ammo bu Mugatu, Derek.

293
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:05,620
Hozir bu yigit juda issiq,

294
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:09,207
u axlatni olib, qalay folga bilan o'rashi mumkin,
ustiga bir nechta baliq ilgagini qo'ying,

295
00:20:09,292 --> 00:20:11,751
va uni qirolicha Yelizavetaga soting
sirg'alar sifatida.

296
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:18,133
Derek, sen kulgisisan
butun moda olamidan.

297
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:23,805
Nima qilamiz
otdan yiqilib tushganimizda?

298
00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:31,771
Biz qaytamiz.

299
00:20:33,316 --> 00:20:36,192
Kechirasiz, Maury. Men gimnastikachi emasman.

300
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:40,447
Men uyga qaytaman.
Men ildizlarim bilan bog'lanishim kerak.

301
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:43,450
Mening kimligimni aniqlang.
Ko'rishguncha, Mauri.

302
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,775
Hey, Pop!

303
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,115
Bu men.

304
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:28,578
Scrappy, Luka,

305
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:31,790
ukangizni eslaysiz, to'g'rimi?

306
00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,500
Nima xohlaysiz?

307
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:37,545
Men ishlay olaman deb o'yladim
sizlar bilan konlar.

308
00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:39,923
Bilasizmi, barcha Zoolander erkaklari
yana birga,

309
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,591
xuddi bolaligimizdagidek.

310
00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:43,343
Zamon o'zgardi, bolam.

311
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:45,720
Siz bir kun turolmaysiz
bu ko'mir konlarini pastga tushirish.

312
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:49,349
Hatto o'zini ko'rsata olmaysizmi?
meni ko'rganingdan xursand bo'lish uchunmi, Pop?

313
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:53,728
Jin ursin, Derek, men ko‘mirchiman, yo‘q
professional kino va televideniye aktyori.

314
00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:59,901
Hammamizga yaxshilik qiling va bu yerdan keting.

315
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:04,364
Pop, kuting, iltimos!

316
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,074
Menga imkoniyat bering.

317
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,661
Men sizni tushkunlikka tushirmayman. Va'da beraman.

318
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:22,173
Juda jim turing. Juda tinch.
Men hozir ishlayapman. Bu...

319
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:24,050
- Voy!
- Oh, kechirasiz.

320
00:22:24,135 --> 00:22:26,386
Mening pinjim sizning eshagingizga to'sqinlik qildimi?

321
00:22:26,762 --> 00:22:29,556
Menga yaxshilik qiling va yo'qoting
darhol besh funt,

322
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,766
yoki hozir kabi mening binomdan chiqib keting!

323
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,268
Yo'qol!

324
00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:36,521
Men juda charchaganman! Yo'q, Todd, hozir emas!

325
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,856
Bu Maury.

326
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:39,774
Menga yaxshi narsa ayt.

327
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,860
Siz boshlashingiz kerak bo'lishi mumkin
boshqa birovni qidirib.

328
00:22:42,236 --> 00:22:45,780
Boshqa hech kim yo'q.
Shou 10 kundan keyin, Ballshteyn.

329
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,199
Jako, eshityapman, lekin bola aralashibdi.

330
00:22:48,284 --> 00:22:51,119
U uyga ketdi. U gapiryapti
o'ylash uchun ketish haqida

331
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,621
va repetitorlik imkoniyati cheklangan
kechikishlar yoki qandaydir axloqsizlik.

332
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,666
Menga nima kerakligi qiziq emas.
Uni qaytarib oling.

333
00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:59,044
Vaqtimiz tugayapti. Capisce?

334
00:22:59,128 --> 00:23:02,130
Ha, men o'girilib ketaman.
Endi men faqat ca-piss mumkin edi.

335
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:05,759
Mening prostatam alangalanmoqda
xuddi tiki mash'aliga o'xshaydi.

336
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:10,472
Menga bir oz siyish bering.
Qani, bir-ikki tomchi.

337
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:14,642
Men bu haqda gapiryapman!

338
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:49,677
Hayrat!

339
00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,645
Senga nima bo'ldi?

340
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:12,534
Pacheko to'p uzatishga qaytdi.

341
00:24:12,618 --> 00:24:14,369
U Pressman tomonidan bosimni his qilmoqda.

342
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,538
U butun amerikalik uchun o'zini tutadi
Jon DeRosa, keng qabul qiluvchi.

343
00:24:16,622 --> 00:24:18,373
U uni keng ochdi
maydonning o'rtasida.

344
00:24:18,499 --> 00:24:20,041
Katta shoshqaloqlik.

345
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:21,960
Uchrashuvda kim g'alaba qozonadi?

346
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,295
Kevin Konollini xitlar,
qattiq uchi u erda.

347
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,713
Davlat.

348
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:33,138
Menimcha, men qora o'pkani olaman, Pop.

349
00:24:33,222 --> 00:24:35,473
U erda juda yaxshi ventilyatsiya qilinmagan.

350
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:37,976
Masih uchun, Derek,
Siz u erda bir kun bo'lgansiz.

351
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,603
30 yildan keyin men bilan gaplash.

352
00:24:51,157 --> 00:24:54,159
Namlik - namlikning mohiyati,

353
00:24:57,913 --> 00:25:02,750
ho'llik esa go'zallikning mohiyatidir.

354
00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:16,598
Nega qaytib kelish kerak edi
bu la'nati shahargami?

355
00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:20,143
Men o'zim uchun yangi hayot qurmoqchi edim.

356
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,646
Men tug'ilganimdan afsusdaman
bu mukammal suyak tuzilishi bilan.

357
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:26,274
Mening sochlarim yaxshiroq ko'rinadi
jel va muss bilan tayyorlang

358
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,985
ahmoq shlyapa ostida yashiringanidan ko'ra
ustiga chiroq bilan!

359
00:25:30,112 --> 00:25:33,364
Men qilishni xohlagan hamma narsa
Men bilan faxrlansangiz edi, Pop.

360
00:25:33,908 --> 00:25:36,117
Nima bilan? Sizning erkak modelligingizmi?

361
00:25:36,785 --> 00:25:38,369
Ichki kiyimingizda aylanib yuring

362
00:25:38,454 --> 00:25:40,455
vineringiz bilan birga
hamma ko'rishi uchunmi?

363
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,127
Sen men uchun o'liksan, bolam.

364
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:51,674
Siz men uchun o'likroqsiz
o'lgan onangdan ko'ra.

365
00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:56,804
Men faqat Rabbiyga rahmat aytaman, u bunday qilmagan
o'g'lini suv parisi sifatida ko'rish uchun yashang.

366
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:01,935
Merman.

367
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:08,316
Merman!

368
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:19,911
Men kimman?

369
00:26:31,382 --> 00:26:34,050
Salom? Derek, meni eshityapsanmi?

370
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,219
- Xudo?
- Xudo?

371
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:39,264
Nima ahmoq haqida gapiryapsiz?
Bu men. Maury.

372
00:26:39,348 --> 00:26:41,015
Umid qilamanki, siz tugatdingiz
ildizlaringizga tegib,

373
00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,768
chunki Mugatu sizni qiladi
siz ishonmaydigan taklif.

374
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,603
Tushlaringizni bu yerga qaytarishingiz kerak.

375
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:54,404
Rostini aytsam,
Avvaliga bir oz ikkilanib qoldim, janob Mugatu.

376
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:58,866
Aytmoqchimanki, siz meni ilgari hech qachon ishga olmadingiz.
va men atrofida bo'lganman ...

377
00:26:58,951 --> 00:27:01,369
Yosh va yosh uchun. Siz bo'ldingiz
uzoq, uzoq vaqt atrofida.

378
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:02,662
Men sendan hech qachon hech narsani xohlamaganman.

379
00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,914
Va endi siz nafaqaga chiqqansiz,
Men sizga ega bo'lolmayman.

380
00:27:04,999 --> 00:27:06,291
Va uning qanday o'zgarishi kulgili.

381
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,460
Ammo endi taqiqlangan meva
tatib ko'rish kerak.

382
00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,714
Xo'sh, Mori menga aytganida
nima qilishga tayyor edingiz, men ...

383
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,385
Todd!

384
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:21,556
Bilmayapsizmi, men o'chganimni
va ko'pikli latte bilan shishganmi?

385
00:27:21,974 --> 00:27:23,808
Mening xatoim, Yoqubim.

386
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:25,393
Haqiqatan ham sizning xatoingiz!

387
00:27:36,780 --> 00:27:37,864
Ha, Derek.

388
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:42,076
Maury nima dedi
Men siz uchun qilishga tayyor edim.

389
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:45,496
Keling, sababga qaytaylik
biz haqiqatan ham shu yerdamiz.

390
00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,877
Ko'p gapirmasdan, sizga beraman

391
00:27:52,421 --> 00:27:55,882
Derek Zoolander markazi
Yaxshi o'qiy olmaydigan bolalar uchun.

392
00:28:06,268 --> 00:28:07,643
Bu nima?

393
00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:14,025
Chumolilar uchun markazmi?

394
00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:15,777
Nima?

395
00:28:19,573 --> 00:28:22,867
Qanday qilib bizdan ta'lim berishni kutish mumkin
bolalar o'qishni o'rganish uchun,

396
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:25,953
Agar ular binoning ichiga sig'masa?

397
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:30,708
- Derek, bu kichkinagina...
- Uzrlaringizni eshitishni xohlamayman!

398
00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:33,628
Markaz kamida bo'lishi kerak

399
00:28:35,756 --> 00:28:37,799
bundan uch marta katta.

400
00:28:40,552 --> 00:28:44,180
- U mutlaqo haq.
- Rahmat.

401
00:28:45,265 --> 00:28:46,474
Menda tasavvur bor.

402
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:50,186
Men ham shunday qilaman. Sizga o'zimnikini ko'rsataman.

403
00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:53,815
Men sizga yordam bera olmayman, xonim.
Mugatu haqida hech narsa bilmayman.

404
00:28:54,108 --> 00:28:56,609
Lekin siz har birining vakili bo'ldingiz
har bir kampaniyasida erkak model.

405
00:28:56,693 --> 00:28:58,694
Sizda qandaydir bo'lishi kerak
u bilan munosabatlar haqida.

406
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,863
Agar gapirsam ham, nega sen bilan gaplashaman?

407
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,075
Qanday tanlaganingiz uyat
Bu hikoyada Derek Zoolander.

408
00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:06,494
U yoqimli oddiy odam
hech qachon pashshaga zarar yetkazmagan.

409
00:29:06,578 --> 00:29:09,122
Iltimos mavzuni o'zgartirmang
Janob Ballshteyn.

410
00:29:09,206 --> 00:29:12,166
Mugatu ekspluatatsiyasi haqida nima deyish mumkin?
Malayziyadagi ter do'koni ishchilari?

411
00:29:12,251 --> 00:29:14,669
- Bu borada fikringiz bormi?
- Fikrni eshitmoqchimisiz?

412
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:17,755
Push-up sutyen bilan, siz bo'lishi mumkin
u yerda go'zal qo'zichoq ketmoqda.

413
00:29:18,424 --> 00:29:21,843
Keling, sizga moda kelajagini ko'rsataman.

414
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:25,012
Men sizga ko'rsataman

415
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,057
Derelicte!

416
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,601
Bu moda, hayot tarzi,

417
00:29:30,686 --> 00:29:33,604
juda uysizlardan ilhomlanib,
vagrantlar,

418
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,606
yoriq fohishalar

419
00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,025
Bu ajoyib shaharni juda noyob qiladi.

420
00:29:39,194 --> 00:29:42,029
Va men sizni, Derek, yuz bo'lishingizni xohlayman,

421
00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:46,159
tasvir, yo'q, Derelicte ruhi!

422
00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,662
Bu sizning ajoyib qaytishingiz bo'ladi.

423
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,372
Salqin eshitiladi.

424
00:29:51,457 --> 00:29:56,127
Derek, uchrashishingizni xohlayman
Katinka Ingabogovinanana.

425
00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:59,297
U sizning kuningiz bo'ladi
kampaniyada.

426
00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,675
Keling, ushbu modelni yo'lga qo'yaylik!

427
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,636
Katta shou sakkiz kundan keyin, Derek.

428
00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:12,226
Tırtıl kapalak bo'lganidek,
Shunday qilib, siz Derelicte bo'lishingiz kerak!

429
00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:14,270
Xo'sh, siz meni olukda uxlashni xohlaysizmi?

430
00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:17,690
Yoʻq. Sizga yuboryapmiz
juda eksklyuziv kunlik kurortga.

431
00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:22,445
Shunday eksklyuziv, bu haqda hech kim bilmaydi.
Bizning kichik sirimiz, shundaymi?

432
00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:32,830
- Matilda, salom.
- Hoy, Arch, nima bo'ldi?

433
00:30:32,915 --> 00:30:34,499
Hech narsa. Men shunchaki
bir necha kun turdim,

434
00:30:34,583 --> 00:30:37,502
bu fonni birlashtirish
Siz so'ragan Mugatu haqidagi maqolalar.

435
00:30:37,586 --> 00:30:40,338
Voy-buy! Juda puxta, Archie.
Rahmat.

436
00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:43,674
Bu g‘alati. Men ololmadim
1995 yilgacha u haqida biron bir ma'lumot.

437
00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:45,009
Go‘yo u kutilmaganda paydo bo‘lgandek.

438
00:30:45,093 --> 00:30:47,345
- Haqiqatanmi? Bu g'alati.
- Ha.

439
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:51,724
- Matilda Jeffries.
- Kozokni tortishda davom eting.

440
00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:55,436
- Kechirasizmi?
- Oxir-oqibat, gap ochiladi.

441
00:30:56,104 --> 00:31:00,233
Ipni tortsangiz, demoqchisiz.
hammasi ochiladimi?

442
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:03,986
Endi gapiryapsiz, opa.
Agar siz ko'proq bilmoqchi bo'lsangiz, Pier 12 ga boring.

443
00:31:04,112 --> 00:31:06,239
Hamma narsa ko'rinadigandek emas.

444
00:31:15,791 --> 00:31:17,959
Bu qanday kurort?

445
00:31:19,253 --> 00:31:24,131
U chuqur va chuqur dam olish uchun mo'ljallangan.
Keling, sizni bo'shashtiraylik.

446
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,395
Yaxshi bola. Yaxshi bola.

447
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:38,563
Yaxshi bola.

448
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:08,926
Uzr so'rayman.

449
00:32:09,511 --> 00:32:10,511
Derek?

450
00:32:12,389 --> 00:32:15,099
Matilda, bu yerda nima qilyapsan?

451
00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:16,684
Men...

452
00:32:20,856 --> 00:32:24,108
Bu yerda nima qilyapsan, Derek?
Siz biznesni tark etasiz deb o'yladim.

453
00:32:24,443 --> 00:32:27,695
Eshitmadingmi? Men yangi yuzman
Mugatuning "Derelicte" kampaniyasi.

454
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:34,827
Nima demoqchisiz, Derek?
Mugatu sizni hech qachon ishga olmaydi dedingiz.

455
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:36,579
Menimcha, u fikrini o'zgartirdi.

456
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:39,165
Bu faqat eng katta kampaniya
dunyoda. Har doim.

457
00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:42,084
Bu nima? Siz kimsiz?

458
00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:44,420
Bu xususiy mulk. Nils!

459
00:32:48,258 --> 00:32:52,011
Men sizga va Kmartni taklif qilaman
Jaclyn Smit kolleksiyasi liboslari,

460
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:55,514
do'zaxdan uzoqroq turing
Derek Zoolanderdan.

461
00:33:02,522 --> 00:33:04,231
O'zingizni qanday his qilyapsiz, Derek?

462
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:07,860
Xop.

463
00:33:09,196 --> 00:33:10,780
Dengiz o'ti qachon o'raladi?

464
00:33:10,864 --> 00:33:11,906
Endi jim tur.

465
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:15,534
Men dam olishingizni xohlayman

466
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:19,622
va chuqur nafas oling.

467
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,919
Chuqur nafas oling.

468
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:34,804
- Menga bu qo'shiq yoqadi.
- Albatta qilasiz.

469
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,266
Salom, Derek.

470
00:33:39,935 --> 00:33:41,060
Salom.

471
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:44,021
Dam olish vaqtingizga xush kelibsiz.

472
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:49,318
Bu ajoyib bo'lsin
80-yillarning klassikasi sizni tinchlantiradi.

473
00:33:49,403 --> 00:33:52,405
Faqat yoqimli, iliq va baxtli vaqt.

474
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:56,617
Baxtli, baxtli, baxtli.

475
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,456
Umuman tashvishlanadigan hech narsa yo'q.

476
00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:05,042
Faqat dam oling.

477
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,714
Salom, Derek.
Mening ismim Lit' Kteatus.

478
00:34:10,674 --> 00:34:14,343
Men shunchaki bilishingizni xohlaydigan bolaman
bolalar mehnati qonunlari haqidagi haqiqiy haqiqat.

479
00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,470
- Xop?
- Xop.

480
00:34:16,638 --> 00:34:19,598
Ular ahmoq va eskirgan.
Qadimgi yaxshi kunlarda,

481
00:34:19,683 --> 00:34:22,810
besh yoshgacha bo'lgan bolalar
ular xohlagancha ishlashlari mumkin,

482
00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,855
toʻqimachilik fabrikalaridan tortib temir eritish zavodlarigacha.

483
00:34:25,939 --> 00:34:27,940
Yippi! Xayr!

484
00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:32,069
Lekin bugungi kunda, eski huquqi
bolalarning ishlashi hujum ostida.

485
00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:36,323
Filippindan Bangladeshga,
Xitoy va Hindistonda,

486
00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,325
va Janubiy Amerika ham.

487
00:34:39,953 --> 00:34:42,455
Ammo siz bu bolalarga yordam bera olasiz, Derek,

488
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:45,499
Malayziya bosh vazirini o'ldirish orqali.

489
00:34:45,667 --> 00:34:47,668
- U yomon.
- Nima?

490
00:34:48,795 --> 00:34:50,838
Siz jang san'atlarini o'rganasiz.

491
00:34:52,799 --> 00:34:55,134
Malayziya bosh vaziri yomon!

492
00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,886
Jang san'ati yaxshi!

493
00:34:57,053 --> 00:35:01,515
Nopok odamni o'ldiring! Nopok odamni o'ldiring!
Nopok odamni o'ldiring!

494
00:35:02,142 --> 00:35:03,726
Mening itimga itoat et!

495
00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:06,645
Uchish-qo'nish yo'lagida sizning bitta maqsadingiz bor.

496
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:11,275
Chalg'itmang
go'zal mashhurlar tomonidan.

497
00:35:13,695 --> 00:35:19,283
O'rgatilgandek qiling
va Malayziya bosh vazirini o'ldiring!

498
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:23,204
Karate chop! Yomon, odam! Dahshatli odam!

499
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:26,832
Kichkina ko'k kostyumingizda
va sizning tikanli qora sochlaringiz. O'ldir!

500
00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:29,543
Siz juda issiq ninja mashinasisiz!

501
00:35:39,387 --> 00:35:42,056
- Derek, siz u erdamisiz?
- Otlaringizni ushlab turing!

502
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:45,518
- Derek, iltimos, eshikni och!
- Qanday kuku orzusi.

503
00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:46,602
Derek!

504
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:50,981
- Nima?
- Hoy, yaxshimisiz?

505
00:35:51,066 --> 00:35:53,067
Bir haftadan beri siz bilan bog'lanishga harakat qildim.

506
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,319
Bir hafta? Nima, bormi
zarba hujummi?

507
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:57,530
Bugun tushdan keyin sizni ko'rdim, dum-dum.

508
00:35:57,864 --> 00:35:59,365
Bu o'tgan juma edi.

509
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:02,368
Yerdan Matildagacha. Men kunlik kurortda edim.

510
00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:07,414
kun. D-A-I-Y-E. Xop?

511
00:36:08,667 --> 00:36:10,125
Qarang, men bu nima haqida ekanligini bilaman deb o'ylayman,

512
00:36:10,210 --> 00:36:14,338
va men juda maqtovga sazovorman,
lekin qiziqmas.

513
00:36:15,257 --> 00:36:17,758
- Nima?
- Siz bilan uxlay olmayman, xo'pmi?

514
00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,553
- Boshim meni o'ldiradi va ...
- Nima haqida gapiryapsiz?

515
00:36:20,637 --> 00:36:22,596
Mayli, agar xohlasangiz
bir oz ahmoq qilish ...

516
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,266
Hey, men sen bilan uxlashni xohlamayman!

517
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:27,518
Men sizga aytishga harakat qildim
bir haftadan beri yo'qolding.

518
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:28,644
Sanaga qaraysizmi.

519
00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:31,730
Mugatuning "Derelicte" shousi
ertaga kechasi.

520
00:36:31,815 --> 00:36:33,983
Sana nima deyishi menga qiziq emas.

521
00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:38,612
Sizda 1200 ta xabar bor.

522
00:36:40,448 --> 00:36:41,824
Bu oʻrtachadan biroz yuqoriroq.

523
00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,119
- Derek, kurortda nima bo'ldi?
- Bilmadim.

524
00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,496
Bir oz massaj, bir oz aromaterapiya.

525
00:36:47,581 --> 00:36:51,333
Ya'ni, qara, xonim, siz shunchaki qila olmaysiz
odamlarning uylariga kirib,

526
00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:53,419
jinsiy aloqa qilishni xohlash, keyin fikringizni o'zgartirish,

527
00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,880
keyin ularga bo'lganliklarini ayting
bir hafta davomida kunlik kurortda.

528
00:36:55,964 --> 00:36:58,007
Siz bir haftadan beri kunlik kurortda bo'ldingiz.

529
00:36:58,091 --> 00:36:59,633
Xo'sh?

530
00:36:59,718 --> 00:37:02,887
Tushunyapsizmi dunyo
atrofingda aylanmaydi,

531
00:37:02,971 --> 00:37:05,973
va sizning "nima kerak bo'lsa, qiling,
ko'p odamlarning hayotini buzish,

532
00:37:06,099 --> 00:37:08,893
"Toki siz nom chiqara olasiz
o'zingiz uchun tergovchi jurnalist sifatida,

533
00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:10,436
"Qancha do'stingizni yo'qotsangiz ham,

534
00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:13,188
"Yoki siz o'lgan odamlarni
va yo'lda qonga to'lgan,

535
00:37:13,273 --> 00:37:15,065
"Iloji boricha
o'zingiz uchun nom qo'ying

536
00:37:15,150 --> 00:37:16,317
"Surishtiruvchi jurnalist sifatida,

537
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:18,360
"Qancha do'stingizni yo'qotsangiz ham,

538
00:37:18,445 --> 00:37:22,156
"Yoki siz o'lgan odamlarni va
yo'lda qonga belanib, o'layaptimi"?

539
00:37:23,992 --> 00:37:26,327
Derek, men senga kechirim so'raganimni aytdim
o'sha maqola haqida.

540
00:37:26,453 --> 00:37:28,913
Yetarli! Boshim og'riyapti!

541
00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:30,664
Va agar u haqiqatan ham bo'lsa
Siz qaysi kun deb da'vo qilasiz,

542
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,709
Menda uchish-qo'nish yo'lagi oldidan ziyofat bor,
agar meni kechirsangiz.

543
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,506
- Aytgancha...
- Nima?

544
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,008
Sizning yuzingiz bilan,

545
00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,177
siz, albatta, kiymasligingiz kerak
sochlaringiz shunday tarang tortdi.

546
00:37:43,762 --> 00:37:45,095
Nima haqida gapiryapsiz?

547
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:46,889
Peshonangizdagi terini orqaga tortadi,

548
00:37:46,973 --> 00:37:48,933
keskinlikni yaratish
bu teshiklarni yopib qo'yadi.

549
00:37:49,017 --> 00:37:51,644
Shuning uchun sizda yorug'lik bor
bosh terisi atrofida quruqlik namunasi.

550
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:54,021
Qarshi emasmisiz?

551
00:38:03,156 --> 00:38:04,448
Ajoyib.

552
00:38:16,044 --> 00:38:20,798
Men snoopy muxbirni yoqtirmayman
moda hissi yo'qligi bilan.

553
00:38:20,882 --> 00:38:23,384
Bir oz emas.

554
00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:29,682
Hey, men sizga elektron pochta xabarini yubordim
barcha LexisNexis qidiruvlari,

555
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:32,810
ega bo'lgan erkak modellarda
Mugatu kampaniyalarida paydo bo'ldi.

556
00:38:32,894 --> 00:38:36,271
Bu juda g'alati. Aftidan
janob Mugatuning barcha modellari kabi

557
00:38:36,356 --> 00:38:39,650
yosh o'lish yomon odati bor
dahshatli baxtsiz hodisalarda.

558
00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:40,776
Nima?

559
00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,494
- Bir soniya kuting.
- Nima?

560
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,590
- Jin o'rsin. Men ketishim kerak.
- Nima gaplar?

561
00:39:06,803 --> 00:39:08,804
Men o'tirishni xohlamayman, to'g'rimi?

562
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:11,390
Men faqat gapirishim kerak
Derek Zoolander bilan, iltimos!

563
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:14,727
Men shunchaki siz qanday munosabatda bo'lganingizni o'yladim
bu mukofotni Hanselga yo'qotish,

564
00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:17,521
va keyin siz bir muddat yotdingiz,

565
00:39:17,605 --> 00:39:19,648
va keyin qaytib keldingiz ...

566
00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,567
Bu juda jasoratli edi.

567
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,819
Mana, men siyishim kerak,

568
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:26,655
lekin men davom etishni juda xohlayman
bu suhbat haqida gapirish

569
00:39:26,740 --> 00:39:27,865
qaytib kelganimda.

570
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,199
Ha.

571
00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:34,329
- Hammasi yaxshi, Derek?
- Ajoyib, Biff. Rahmat.

572
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:38,500
Salom, Derek. Siz boshqarasiz.

573
00:39:38,793 --> 00:39:40,961
Rahmat, Parij. Men buni qadrlayman.

574
00:39:41,296 --> 00:39:44,214
- Salom, Derek.
- Salom, Moris.

575
00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:47,092
- Hoy, odamim.
- Nimalar bo'lyapti?

576
00:39:48,344 --> 00:39:50,262
Derek, tepada, odam.

577
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:52,431
Rahmat, Billi. Siz tosh.

578
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:55,142
Yo'q, siz tosh. Qachon berasiz
Magnumni bizga tashla, do'stim?

579
00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:58,729
Hali emas. Yirtqichni qo'lga olish kerak
uni qafasidan chiqarishdan oldin.

580
00:40:02,484 --> 00:40:05,694
- Kechirasiz, uka.
- Kechirasiz.

581
00:40:10,116 --> 00:40:11,784
Va men sizning ukangiz emasman.

582
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:18,165
Nima bo'lganda ham, do'stim. Nima bo'lganda ham.
Tinchlik. Xudo panohida saqlasin.

583
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:22,544
Hey, Xansel, qilmadingiz uchun afsusdaman
Mugatuning "Derelicte" kampaniyasini oling.

584
00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,421
Balkim keyingi safar.

585
00:40:25,548 --> 00:40:26,799
Nima u?

586
00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:30,344
Mugatuning "Derelicte" kampaniyasi.
Kechirasiz, siz uni band qilmadingiz.

587
00:40:30,887 --> 00:40:33,097
Ha, albatta? Men bu haqda hech qachon eshitmaganman.

588
00:40:33,181 --> 00:40:34,640
Men va do'stlarim juda band edik

589
00:40:34,724 --> 00:40:36,308
janubiy qirg'oqda cho'milish
Sent-Barts,

590
00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:38,060
o'rgimchak maymunlari bilan
oxirgi ikki hafta davomida.

591
00:40:38,394 --> 00:40:41,230
Kislota ustida qoqilish o'zgardi
axlatga bo'lgan butun nuqtai nazarimiz.

592
00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:46,401
Shunday qilib, siz Dere-lick qila olasiz deb o'ylayman
mening to'plarim, kapitan.

593
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:51,365
Buni men uchun ushlab turasizmi?

594
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:56,912
Men o'z to'plarimni yalay olaman,
katta rahmat.

595
00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,459
Siz maktab uchun juda zo'r deb o'ylaysiz.

596
00:41:03,336 --> 00:41:06,255
Lekin menda siz uchun yangilik bor,
Valter Kronkit.

597
00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:12,052
Siz emassiz.

598
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,059
Kimga harakat qilyapsan
aqldan ozish uchun, ese?

599
00:41:20,728 --> 00:41:22,563
Men loko ekanligimni bilmaysizmi?

600
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,400
Hey, menda g'alati fikr bor.

601
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:31,572
Biz buni uchish-qo'nish yo'lagida hal qilamiz, nima deymiz?

602
00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:35,159
Xan-solo?

603
00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,084
To'xtating.

604
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:48,005
Siz meni yurishga chaqiryapsizmi?

605
00:41:48,089 --> 00:41:50,257
Boo-lander?

606
00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,385
Buni qilma, Derek.

607
00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,304
Do'stingiz Billi Zaynni tinglang.

608
00:41:56,598 --> 00:42:00,475
U zo'r yigit.
U sizga yordam berishga harakat qilmoqda.

609
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:04,605
Ha, albatta. Bu yurish
qiyinchilik, do'stim.

610
00:42:09,319 --> 00:42:12,154
O'n daqiqa.
Faqat eski a'zolar ombori.

611
00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:14,364
Buni eslab qolishingiz kerak.
Siz dinozavrsiz.

612
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,116
Qani ketdik. Oching.

613
00:42:20,747 --> 00:42:23,457
Men bu bola haqida g'alati hikoyalarni eshitdim.
U aqlli. U juda beozor.

614
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,626
Unga tiqin qo'ying, Zeyn!

615
00:42:28,004 --> 00:42:30,631
Bu yurish. Yurish.

616
00:42:30,924 --> 00:42:33,800
Bu shoshilinch, xonim.
Sizda bormi...

617
00:42:35,345 --> 00:42:38,472
Derek? Derek! Derek!

618
00:42:38,556 --> 00:42:39,598
Salom, Matilda.

619
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:41,767
Bu nima? Hamma qaerga ketyapti?

620
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:44,102
Omad tilaymiz, Derek! Hanselning eshagini tep!

621
00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,812
Rahmat, Riko. Men harakat qilib ko'raman.

622
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,273
Haqiqiy dunyoni ko'rishni xohlaysiz
erkak modellashtirish haqida?

623
00:42:48,358 --> 00:42:51,109
Ular sizga ko'rsatmaydigan narsa
jurnallarda yoki E! kanal?

624
00:42:51,194 --> 00:42:53,612
Ha, menimcha. Derek, iltimos.

625
00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:55,781
Menda juda muhim narsa bor
siz bilan gaplashish uchun.

626
00:42:55,865 --> 00:42:57,074
Hozir emas, Matilda.

627
00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:59,910
Han-sell-out bo'lishi haqida
uning Han-sotish-eshak

628
00:42:59,994 --> 00:43:03,413
laganda unga uzatdi
frantsuzcha qovurilgan kartoshka bilan.

629
00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:06,166
Katinka, shunday deb o'yladingiz
bilishni istayman,

630
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:08,418
Sizning o'g'lingiz Zoolander dumalab ketyapti.

631
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:10,003
Bu yurish.

632
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:34,987
Xo'p, bu so'rg'ichni kim chaqiradi?

633
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:36,571
Hech kimning e'tirozi bo'lmasa,

634
00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:40,033
Men xizmat qilishim mumkinligiga ishonaman.

635
00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:50,377
Endi bu to'g'ridan-to'g'ri yurish bo'ladi,
eski maktab qoidalari.

636
00:43:50,503 --> 00:43:53,380
Birinchi model yuradi,
ikkinchi model nusxalari,

637
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:54,756
keyin batafsil bayon qiladi.

638
00:43:55,425 --> 00:43:57,759
Yaxshi, bolalar, keling, ishga boraylik.

639
00:43:58,219 --> 00:44:00,304
Go'zallikdan oldin yosh, echki pishloq.

640
00:44:00,388 --> 00:44:01,763
Nima bo'lganda ham.

641
00:44:05,184 --> 00:44:06,184
To'g'ri.

642
00:44:36,257 --> 00:44:37,758
O'yin maktabi, bolam.

643
00:45:08,414 --> 00:45:10,540
Siz meni kesishingiz kerak. Men ko‘rmayapman.
Men u yerda ko‘rman.

644
00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:11,625
Evian. Evian.

645
00:45:15,088 --> 00:45:16,713
Hammasi joyida. Hammasi joyida.

646
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:31,978
- Men qayerdaman? Men qayerdaman?
- Hammasi joyida.

647
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,899
- Tep, Xos.
- Men rohibga boraman.

648
00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:40,445
Men rohibga borishim kerak. Namoz. Namoz.

649
00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:41,738
Buyuk Ruhga ibodat qiling.

650
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:00,674
Buni qiling, Hansel. Shunchaki bajargin.
Buni qiling, Hansel.

651
00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:05,512
Nega u qo'lini yopishtirmoqda
shimidami?

652
00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:09,683
Buni qiling, Hansel.

653
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:30,287
Men bu haqda gapiryapman.

654
00:46:30,371 --> 00:46:34,749
Derek, sen endi bola emassan.
Siz u erda o'zingizga zarar etkazishingiz mumkin.

655
00:46:37,378 --> 00:46:39,045
Men buni qila olaman, Tayson.

656
00:46:49,724 --> 00:46:52,058
Xudoga shukur, bugun ichki kiyim kiydim.

657
00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,152
U buning uchun ketmoqda.

658
00:47:23,799 --> 00:47:25,258
Yo Xudo.

659
00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:36,603
Diskvalifikatsiya qilingan.

660
00:47:44,028 --> 00:47:45,195
Derek, kel. Qo'ysangchi; qani endi.

661
00:47:45,279 --> 00:47:46,988
Qo'ysangchi; qani endi.

662
00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:49,032
Nima gaplar?

663
00:47:49,116 --> 00:47:51,201
Menimcha, Katinka sizni o'ldirmoqchi.

664
00:47:51,285 --> 00:47:55,956
Yaxshi. Agar qila olmasam, o'lishga loyiqman
yurish-off Han-so'rmoq-eshak mag'lub.

665
00:47:56,791 --> 00:47:58,208
Derek, bu to'g'ri emas.

666
00:47:58,834 --> 00:48:01,628
Yigit mo''jizaviy tarzda kerak edi
uning ichki kiyimini dumbasidan tortib oling

667
00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:02,963
shunchaki sizni mag'lub etish uchun.

668
00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:07,842
Va u faqat chapga burilishi kerak edi.

669
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,888
Nimani nazarda tutdingiz?

670
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:14,015
Men ambi-torner emasman.

671
00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:17,686
Bu menda chaqaloqligimdan beri bor muammo.

672
00:48:18,688 --> 00:48:20,063
Men chapga burila olmayman.

673
00:48:21,190 --> 00:48:23,984
Derek, bundan uyaladigan narsa yo'q.

674
00:48:24,277 --> 00:48:27,279
Ishonchim komilki, ko'p odamlar bor
u erda kim burilmaydi ...

675
00:48:31,117 --> 00:48:33,910
Aytmoqchimanki, bo'lishi kerak
u erda ba'zi odamlar,

676
00:48:33,995 --> 00:48:36,663
xuddi senga o'xshab aylana olmaydigan...

677
00:48:37,164 --> 00:48:39,833
Chapga buriling.

678
00:48:41,919 --> 00:48:42,919
Salom.

679
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:45,755
Agar javob olishni istasangiz,
hozir Sent-Adonis qabristoniga keling.

680
00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:47,799
Kutib turing! Kutib turing! Kutib turing! Siz kimsiz?

681
00:48:48,509 --> 00:48:49,509
Bu kim edi?

682
00:48:49,594 --> 00:48:52,762
Aniq emas; ishonchim komil emas.
Men Sent-Adonis qabristoniga borishim kerak.

683
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:54,264
Eshiting, men sizni olib ketaman
mening kvartiramga, yaxshimi?

684
00:48:54,348 --> 00:48:56,099
Men qaytib kelgunimcha u yerda qolishingiz mumkin.

685
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:57,851
Men bilan kelsam bo'ladimi?

686
00:48:58,853 --> 00:49:00,770
Men bu kecha yolg'iz qolishni xohlamayman.

687
00:49:13,075 --> 00:49:14,701
Pedro Scialfa.

688
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,288
U 29 yoshida vafot etdi.

689
00:49:21,709 --> 00:49:23,209
Vin Korrexo.

690
00:49:25,087 --> 00:49:27,881
"Derriere g'ayrioddiy."

691
00:49:31,927 --> 00:49:34,679
92 minus 63.

692
00:49:35,431 --> 00:49:37,390
Ularning hech biri 30 yoshdan oshib ketmagan.

693
00:49:38,851 --> 00:49:39,851
Men qildim.

694
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:42,520
Siz kimsiz?

695
00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:45,190
Bu muhim emas.

696
00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,108
Siz arvohmisiz?

697
00:49:49,445 --> 00:49:51,237
U qo'ng'iroq qildi, Derek.

698
00:49:52,156 --> 00:49:53,573
Keling, sayr qilaylik.

699
00:49:54,450 --> 00:49:58,119
Sizningcha, Zoolander muammoga duch keldimi?
Yana o'ylab ko'ring.

700
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:01,581
Siz qoqilgan narsa yo'ldan ketadi
siz tasavvur qila olmaydigan darajada chuqurroqdir.

701
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:04,167
Moda sanoati orqada qoldi,

702
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:08,421
har bir yirik siyosiy qotillik
oxirgi 200 yil ichida.

703
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:12,967
Va har bir zarba ortida,
kartani ko'taruvchi erkak modeli.

704
00:50:13,344 --> 00:50:14,844
OK, bu mumkin emas.

705
00:50:14,929 --> 00:50:17,764
Ha, albatta?
Tinglang va o'rganing, shirinlik.

706
00:50:17,973 --> 00:50:20,684
Abe Linkoln bekor qilmoqchi edi
qullik, to'g'rimi?

707
00:50:20,768 --> 00:50:22,185
Lekin kim yaratgan deb o'ylaysiz
kukunli pariklar

708
00:50:22,269 --> 00:50:25,355
va rangli oyoq paypoqlari,
mamlakatimizning ilk rahbarlari tomonidan kiyilgan?

709
00:50:27,191 --> 00:50:28,441
Mugatu!

710
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:31,903
Qullar, Derek.

711
00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:37,492
Ularning bepul mehnatisiz, narxlar davom etadi
bunday narsalar o'n barobar ko'tarilgan bo'lar edi.

712
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:40,537
Shunday qilib, kuchlar
Jon Uilks Butni yollagan,

713
00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:43,957
asl model/aktyor,
janob Linkolnni kiritish uchun.

714
00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,127
Men davom etaman.

715
00:50:47,420 --> 00:50:50,255
Dallas, Texas, 1963 yil.

716
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:52,882
Kennedi hozirgina qo'ygan edi
Kubaga savdo embargosi,

717
00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:56,678
go'yoki jo'natishni to'xtatib qo'ygan
Kubada ishlab chiqarilgan shimlar.

718
00:50:56,804 --> 00:50:58,471
O'sha paytda juda mashhur buyum.

719
00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:01,015
Li Xarvi Osvald
erkak model emas edi.

720
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:02,142
Siz haqsiz, u shunday emas edi.

721
00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,768
Ammo o'sha ikki ko'ruvchi
Kennedini kim qoplagan

722
00:51:03,853 --> 00:51:05,729
o'tli knoll dan axlat kabi ishonch.

723
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:08,773
Xo'sh, sen-chi?

724
00:51:08,858 --> 00:51:10,442
Bularning barchasiga qanday moslashasiz?

725
00:51:11,110 --> 00:51:12,318
Bu xalq talon-taroj qilindi...

726
00:51:13,279 --> 00:51:14,654
Men olaman, xonim.

727
00:51:20,327 --> 00:51:22,495
Men o'ta olmayman ...

728
00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:23,997
Bir daqiqa kuting.

729
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:28,001
- Yo'q.
- Men bu qo'lni bilaman.

730
00:51:29,962 --> 00:51:33,214
Bu 1973 yilning kuzida edi
Bulova soatlar katalogi.

731
00:51:35,176 --> 00:51:36,468
Siz J. P. Prewittsiz.

732
00:51:38,387 --> 00:51:40,263
Dunyodagi eng zo'r qo'l modeli.

733
00:51:41,974 --> 00:51:45,727
Bir paytlar. Lekin narsalar o'zgaradi.

734
00:51:46,353 --> 00:51:48,271
Bu uy qurilishi uchun rahmat
giperbarik kamera,

735
00:51:48,355 --> 00:51:50,106
mening shirin bolam hech qachon bunday qilmagan.

736
00:51:52,151 --> 00:51:54,027
Harakatda davom etaylik.

737
00:51:54,695 --> 00:51:58,323
O‘shanda men navbatda turganimni bildim
Jimmi Karterga suiqasd qilish.

738
00:51:58,407 --> 00:52:01,534
- Xo'sh, qanday qilib qochishga muvaffaq bo'ldingiz?
- Chunki men qo'l modeliman, oyim.

739
00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:04,120
Barmoqli jokey.
Biz bir xil fikrda emasmiz

740
00:52:04,205 --> 00:52:06,289
yuz va tana o'g'il bolalar kabi.

741
00:52:06,373 --> 00:52:09,626
- Biz boshqa zotmiz.
- Xo'sh, nega erkak modellar?

742
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:11,127
O'ylab ko'ring, Derek.

743
00:52:11,879 --> 00:52:15,215
Erkak modellari genetikdir
qotilga aylanish uchun qurilgan.

744
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,258
Ular eng yuqori jismoniy holatda.

745
00:52:20,054 --> 00:52:23,056
Ular kirish huquqiga ega bo'lishlari mumkin
dunyodagi eng xavfsiz joylar.

746
00:52:25,267 --> 00:52:28,770
Va eng muhimi,
modellar o'zlari uchun o'ylamaydilar.

747
00:52:28,854 --> 00:52:32,065
- Ular aytganidek qiladilar.
- Bu to'g'ri emas.

748
00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:34,234
- Ha, shunday, Derek.
- Xop.

749
00:52:35,277 --> 00:52:38,404
Ha. Har qanday fotosessiya haqida o'ylang
siz hech qachon bo'lgansiz.

750
00:52:39,698 --> 00:52:41,950
Sen maymunsan, Derek!
Sen maymunsan.

751
00:52:42,034 --> 00:52:44,953
Raqs, maymun,
kichkina tuflilaringda!

752
00:52:45,037 --> 00:52:47,622
Chimchalaringni mash tort, chimpan!
Raqsga tush, Derek, raqsga tush!

753
00:52:48,707 --> 00:52:50,166
Yaxshi nuqta.

754
00:52:50,251 --> 00:52:53,002
Ammo agar bu davom etgan bo'lsa
shuncha vaqtdan beri, Mugatu ...

755
00:52:53,087 --> 00:52:54,963
U shunchaki ahmoq bola,

756
00:52:55,047 --> 00:52:57,549
xalqaro uchun ishlash
moda dizaynerlari sindikati.

757
00:52:58,008 --> 00:53:00,760
Siz bir oz fon tekshiruvi qilasiz
Sizning janob Mugatu haqida.

758
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:04,931
U jonini sotganini topasiz
katta vaqtda bir zarbasi uchun shayton.

759
00:53:06,058 --> 00:53:07,475
Lekin nega erkak modellar?

760
00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:15,984
Siz jiddiy gapirdingizmi? Men shunchaki...
Men buni bir oz oldin aytdim.

761
00:53:16,694 --> 00:53:17,694
To'g'ri.

762
00:53:17,778 --> 00:53:21,155
Sen qotillik mashinasisan, Derek.
Ular sizni dasturlashtirgan.

763
00:53:21,240 --> 00:53:23,074
Lekin men buni qilmayman. Men hech kimni o'ldirmayman.

764
00:53:23,158 --> 00:53:24,367
Bu sizga bog'liq emas.

765
00:53:24,451 --> 00:53:26,286
Kerakli vaqtda,
ular sizni qo'zg'atadi,

766
00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:28,079
odatda qandaydir eshitish vositasidan foydalaniladi

767
00:53:28,163 --> 00:53:30,290
yoki ingl. Pavlovian
javob mexanizmi.

768
00:53:30,374 --> 00:53:33,001
- "Audi-what-ey"mi?
- Va tugashi bilan ...

769
00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:36,254
Nima?

770
00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:39,299
Bayramdan keyingi bayram bormi?

771
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:42,468
Derek, tush!

772
00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,182
Siz yetib olishingiz kerak
Maury Ballstein kompyuteri.

773
00:53:48,601 --> 00:53:52,645
U hamma narsani yozib oldi
agar ular unga o'girilib qolishsa.

774
00:53:54,773 --> 00:53:57,066
Derek, qo'lga ol! Qo'lga oling!

775
00:53:57,151 --> 00:54:01,613
Sizga omad, Derek.
Men har doim Blue Steelning muxlisi bo'lganman.

776
00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:04,741
Va men Magnumni eshitaman
hammamizni haydab yuboradi.

777
00:54:05,993 --> 00:54:07,076
Qo'ysangchi; qani endi!

778
00:54:08,162 --> 00:54:10,830
- Bu yerdan ket.
- Kutib turing, J. P.

779
00:54:12,917 --> 00:54:14,334
Sen ahmoq!

780
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,548
Odam, bu yaqin edi.

781
00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:22,967
Men Mori ham bunga ishonmayman.

782
00:54:23,052 --> 00:54:25,386
O'sha erkak Katinkaniki
chalkashmaslik.

783
00:54:25,471 --> 00:54:27,096
Sen menga aytyapsan! Bir soniya u erda,

784
00:54:27,181 --> 00:54:29,432
Men kimdir keladi deb o'yladim
Bizning "eugoogoly" ni o'qing.

785
00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,851
Yaxshi, yaxshi, bizga yashirinadigan joy kerak.

786
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:34,646
Derek, kimning oxirgi joyi qayerda?
sizni izlashni kutganmisiz?

787
00:54:35,064 --> 00:54:36,272
Bilmadim.

788
00:54:36,357 --> 00:54:38,650
O'ylab ko'ring, maylimi? Bu muhim!

789
00:54:44,365 --> 00:54:45,615
Men Hanseldan nafratlanaman!

790
00:54:45,699 --> 00:54:49,035
Xansel, Xansel! Qaerga qarasam ham!
Hansel! Xansel, Xansel!

791
00:54:59,171 --> 00:55:00,797
Revansh o'yinini qidirdingizmi?

792
00:55:01,966 --> 00:55:03,007
Kechirasiz, Hansel.

793
00:55:03,092 --> 00:55:05,009
Menimcha, oson yo'li yo'q
buni qo'yish uchun,

794
00:55:05,094 --> 00:55:06,719
shuning uchun men uni shunchaki qo'yib yuboraman.

795
00:55:07,054 --> 00:55:09,889
Derekning miyasi yuvilgan

796
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,518
Malayziya bosh vazirini o'ldirish.

797
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:15,561
Va?

798
00:55:16,563 --> 00:55:20,191
Va bizga yashirinish uchun joy kerak
Biz bularning barchasini tushunmagunimizcha.

799
00:55:20,275 --> 00:55:22,068
Derek, bu ehtimol bo'lishini aytdi

800
00:55:22,152 --> 00:55:24,112
oxirgi joy
har kim uni qidiradi.

801
00:55:25,948 --> 00:55:27,907
Ha, siz bu yerda yashirinishingiz mumkin.

802
00:55:28,951 --> 00:55:31,285
Lekin birinchi navbatda men va u
ba'zi narsalarni tuzatish kerak.

803
00:55:33,330 --> 00:55:34,414
Yaxshi.

804
00:55:36,083 --> 00:55:42,213
Nega harakat qildingiz
Menga shunchalik xafa bo'ldingizmi?

805
00:55:48,429 --> 00:55:49,762
Xo'sh, siz birinchi bo'ling.

806
00:55:51,056 --> 00:55:53,057
Bilmadim. Balki his qilgandirman
biroz tahdid yoki biror narsa,

807
00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:56,102
Chunki karerangiz
qandaydir, endigina gullaydi,

808
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:58,855
va meniki, xuddi shunday,
o'chirish yoki boshqa narsa.

809
00:55:58,939 --> 00:56:01,607
Va men shunday his qildim:
"Bu yigit meni juda xafa qilyapti"

810
00:56:02,985 --> 00:56:04,318
va og'riyapti.

811
00:56:06,613 --> 00:56:09,699
Va siz menga aytganingizday his qildim
to'plarimni yalab,

812
00:56:09,783 --> 00:56:11,159
bu haqiqatan ham og'riyapti.

813
00:56:11,452 --> 00:56:14,871
Ehtimol, men qo'rqib ketgandirman, odam.
Siz Derek Zoolandersiz!

814
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,708
Ha, siz Derek Zoolandersiz.

815
00:56:18,792 --> 00:56:20,376
Bu qanday ekanligini bilasiz
boshqa model bo'lish

816
00:56:20,461 --> 00:56:22,962
va Derek Zoolanderning soyasida bo'lasizmi?

817
00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:29,135
Siz aqldan ozgan narsani eshitmoqchimisiz?

818
00:56:32,347 --> 00:56:34,390
Sizning ishingiz

819
00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:38,144
95 yil qishda
Xalqaro erkaklar katalogi

820
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,860
meni model bo'lish istagini uyg'otdi.

821
00:56:49,448 --> 00:56:51,657
Men senga sajda qilaman, odam.

822
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:56,120
Xafa bo'lganim uchun afsusdaman.

823
00:56:56,747 --> 00:57:00,124
Men xijolat bo'ldim.

824
00:57:09,593 --> 00:57:11,094
Shunday qilib, Chez Hanselga xush kelibsiz.

825
00:57:11,345 --> 00:57:13,262
Bu yerda yashirinishingiz mumkin
xohlaganingizcha.

826
00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:15,848
Xo'sh, ko'p vaqt yo'q.
Shou ertaga kechasi.

827
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:17,683
Shu vaqtgacha rejani ishlab chiqishimiz kerak.

828
00:57:19,394 --> 00:57:21,646
Men qo‘shinlarni shu yerda to‘playman.

829
00:57:22,022 --> 00:57:24,982
Hoy, nima bo'ldi?
Bu Derek va Matilda.

830
00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:27,360
Derek, siz Natani va Chloeni bilasiz.

831
00:57:27,486 --> 00:57:28,486
Salom!

832
00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:32,073
Bizda Buzzy Sallivan bor,
Maverick's katta to'lqinli sörfçü.

833
00:57:32,157 --> 00:57:33,116
Hey, sutyen.

834
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:35,576
Bu ajoyib guruh,
Kichik shohlar,

835
00:57:35,661 --> 00:57:37,870
Men Finlyandiyada muz bilan suzib yurganimda tanishganman.

836
00:57:38,497 --> 00:57:40,414
Bu mening Sherpam, Lapsang.

837
00:57:40,499 --> 00:57:43,042
Mayli, hammaga!
Bir soniya tinglang.

838
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:47,588
Derek va Matilda yashiringan
Chunki ba'zi dugonalar Derekning miyasini yuvishgan,

839
00:57:47,673 --> 00:57:49,757
Mikroneziya bosh vaziri lavozimidan ozod etildi.

840
00:57:49,842 --> 00:57:51,634
- Malayziya.
- To'g'ri.

841
00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:54,137
Demak, ular shu yerda yashirinadi
bir oz vaqtga.

842
00:57:54,221 --> 00:57:55,429
Keling, ularga yaxshi vaqt ko'rsataylik.

843
00:57:55,639 --> 00:57:57,974
- To'g'ri!
- Mayli, keling, bu erga.

844
00:57:58,267 --> 00:58:00,393
Hey, Ennui, menga yaxshilik qila olasizmi?

845
00:58:00,519 --> 00:58:02,478
O'sha choydan menga olib berasizmi?
Men va Lapsang olganimiz,

846
00:58:02,563 --> 00:58:04,147
biz erkin toqqa chiqqanimizda
Mayya xarobalari?

847
00:58:10,737 --> 00:58:14,073
Bu... Bu chindan ham kuchli choy.

848
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:17,201
Yo'q, bu to'g'ri. Menga ishoning.

849
00:58:17,286 --> 00:58:19,912
Barcha intrigalar bilan nima
Sizlar bilan shug'ullangansiz.

850
00:58:20,706 --> 00:58:24,709
Bilasizmi, Matilda, men hayronman
Siz "Der-rock" haqida juda xavotirdasiz.

851
00:58:26,253 --> 00:58:28,004
Men o'qigan maqoladan,
tuyuladi

852
00:58:28,088 --> 00:58:30,798
sizga unchalik ahamiyat bermaysiz
ishimizdagi yigitlar haqida.

853
00:58:32,050 --> 00:58:34,093
Nega siz modellarni yomon ko'rasiz, Matilda?

854
00:58:35,304 --> 00:58:37,597
- Rostini aytsam?
- Ha.

855
00:58:39,099 --> 00:58:43,936
Menimcha, ular behuda, ahmoq
va nihoyatda o'ziga qaram.

856
00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,606
Men siz bilan to'liq qo'shilaman.

857
00:58:48,358 --> 00:58:50,943
Lekin o'zingizni qanday his qilyapsiz
erkak modellar haqida?

858
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,528
Shirin.

859
00:58:54,948 --> 00:58:59,160
Yo'q, yo'q! Yaxshi, lekin jiddiy, Matil.
Seni Matil desam maylimi?

860
00:59:01,205 --> 00:59:02,914
Nima gap, yo-yo?

861
00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:05,458
Chunki siz bizga aytmayapsiz
butun hikoya.

862
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,460
Yana bir narsa bor, shunday emasmi?

863
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,879
Bolalar, haqiqatni bilishni xohlaysizmi?

864
00:59:09,963 --> 00:59:13,341
- Ha.
- Mayli, men sizga rostini aytaman.

865
00:59:15,677 --> 00:59:20,932
Yettinchi sinfda o‘qib yurganimda,
Men sinfimdagi semiz bola edim.

866
00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:27,396
Mayli, unut.

867
00:59:27,981 --> 00:59:30,399
- Yo'q.
- Do'stim, bugun kechqurun salqin bo'l. Qo'ysangchi; qani endi.

868
00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:32,944
Uzr so'rayman. Iltimos, davom eting.
Mening xatom.

869
00:59:34,279 --> 00:59:36,948
Men o'sha odam edim
hamma go'zal qizlarni masxara qilishardi.

870
00:59:37,032 --> 00:59:39,867
Bu noqulay bosqich edi.

871
00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:44,080
Baribir,

872
00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:46,916
har kuni maktabdan keyin,
Men uyga kelaman va ...

873
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:52,255
Bilasizmi, men sahifalarni varaqlardim
onamning Vogue va Glamour.

874
00:59:52,339 --> 00:59:55,508
Va men shunchaki...

875
00:59:55,592 --> 00:59:56,926
Men bu ayollarga qarayman,

876
00:59:57,010 --> 01:00:00,846
Bu mukammal, chiroyli,

877
01:00:01,431 --> 01:00:04,517
shunchaki aql bovar qilmaydigan, oriq ayollar.

878
01:00:05,018 --> 01:00:06,852
Men qila olmadim...

879
01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:09,897
Oh, men tushunolmadim
nega men ularga o'xshamasdim.

880
01:00:11,358 --> 01:00:13,943
Men... shunchaki tushunmadim. Shunday qilib...

881
01:00:16,822 --> 01:00:20,032
Shunday qilib, men ...

882
01:00:23,745 --> 01:00:24,745
Nima?

883
01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,208
Bulimik.

884
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:33,587
Siz fikrlarni o'qiy olasizmi?

885
01:00:41,722 --> 01:00:44,598
Bu har ovqatdan keyin qusganingizda.

886
01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,562
Qarang, bilasizmi? Bu aynan
siz modellar odamlarga nima qilasiz.

887
01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,814
Siz ularni yomon his qilasiz
o'zlari haqida.

888
01:00:51,898 --> 01:00:52,898
Matilda...

889
01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:55,359
Matilda, bu shunchaki...

890
01:00:56,695 --> 01:01:00,448
Xo'sh, nima? qusaman
ko'p ovqatdan keyin.

891
01:01:00,782 --> 01:01:04,285
Men ham shunday. Bu ajoyib yo'l
namoyishdan oldin kilogramm yo'qotish.

892
01:01:04,911 --> 01:01:08,122
Siz aqldan ozganmisiz?
Bu kasallik ekanligini tushunasizmi?

893
01:01:08,206 --> 01:01:11,917
Voy-buy. Bu sizga yigitlarga qanday ta'sir qildi?
Ular siz bilan band bo'lishni xohlamadilarmi?

894
01:01:12,002 --> 01:01:14,378
- Yaxshi nuqta.
- Xop. Bilasizmi nima?

895
01:01:14,463 --> 01:01:19,091
Men bu yerda ikkalangiz bilan o‘tirmayman
va mening jinsiy hayotimni muhokama qiling yoki ...

896
01:01:21,261 --> 01:01:23,763
Yoki uning etishmasligi.

897
01:01:25,599 --> 01:01:28,184
Siz kabi, siz kabi, siz kabi ... demoqchisiz.

898
01:01:28,268 --> 01:01:29,935
- Haqiqatan ham...
- Sizda yo'q ...

899
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:32,772
- Bajarildi...
- Birozdan keyin qildim, ha.

900
01:01:33,106 --> 01:01:35,649
Mayli, qancha vaqt?
Masalan, sakkiz kunmi?

901
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:39,111
Ko'proq?

902
01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:44,116
Bir necha yil harakat qilib ko'ring.

903
01:01:44,201 --> 01:01:46,452
Qani!

904
01:01:46,536 --> 01:01:49,497
Qanday yashaysiz? Qanday yashaysiz?

905
01:01:49,581 --> 01:01:52,291
Jiddiy. O'zingizga xizmat qilasizmi
kuniga o'n marta?

906
01:01:53,085 --> 01:01:55,669
- Suhbat tugadi!
- Oson. Mayli, turing.

907
01:01:55,754 --> 01:01:57,213
- Oson, oson.
- Menga gapirish qulay emas,

908
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,006
- Oson. Oson.
- Bu...

909
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,343
Bu hissiyotli kun bo'ldi
hammamiz uchun.

910
01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:09,517
Menimcha, biz yalang'och bo'lishimiz kerak.

911
01:02:09,601 --> 01:02:10,601
Nima?

912
01:02:10,936 --> 01:02:12,686
Savol bermang.

913
01:02:13,772 --> 01:02:15,940
Faqat choyning kuchiga beriling.

914
01:02:59,025 --> 01:03:00,943
Shunday qilib, men Vezuviy tog'idan pastga tushaman,

915
01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:04,071
to'satdan men sirpanib ketaman va yiqila boshlayman.

916
01:03:04,156 --> 01:03:06,073
Aytmoqchimanki, o‘limga yaqinman.
Issiq non, Zeke.

917
01:03:07,033 --> 01:03:10,536
Shunchaki tushish. Men terrorni hech qachon unutmayman.

918
01:03:10,662 --> 01:03:14,290
Birdan esimga tushganda,
"Janob, Hansel,

919
01:03:14,374 --> 01:03:17,126
- Siz peyot chekmaganmisiz
olti kun davomida?

920
01:03:17,210 --> 01:03:19,962
"Va bularning bir qismini qila olmadim,
Balki xayolingizdadir?

921
01:03:20,046 --> 01:03:21,380
Va?

922
01:03:22,674 --> 01:03:25,176
Bo'lgandi. Men butunlay yaxshi edim.

923
01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:27,386
Men hech qachon Vezuviy tog'ida bo'lmaganman.

924
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,306
Ajoyib hikoya, Hansel.

925
01:03:30,682 --> 01:03:31,765
Rahmat, Olaf.

926
01:03:33,351 --> 01:03:35,644
Do‘stim, kecha doping qanday o‘tdi?

927
01:03:35,729 --> 01:03:38,063
Ya'ni, tuproq xonasi.
Kir uchib ketardi.

928
01:03:38,190 --> 01:03:40,691
Siz hech narsani ko'rmadingiz.
Bu kim ekan?

929
01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:43,694
- Bu kim?
- Menimcha, men Matildaga tushaman, Xansel.

930
01:03:44,529 --> 01:03:47,114
Do'stim, men hech narsa demoqchi emas edim,

931
01:03:47,199 --> 01:03:50,451
lekin bu aqldan energiya uchib ketdi
orangizda oldinga va orqaga.

932
01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:52,119
Ehtiyot bo'ling!

933
01:03:52,204 --> 01:03:53,829
Kecha bir lahza bor edi,

934
01:03:53,914 --> 01:03:56,165
u o'rtasiga qo'yilganda
ikki Fin mitti

935
01:03:56,249 --> 01:03:57,333
va Maori qabilasi ...

936
01:03:59,044 --> 01:04:00,586
- Ha.
- ... men o'ylagan joyda,

937
01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:05,466
“Voy, qolganini haqiqatan ham o'tkazishim mumkin edi
bu ayol bilan mening hayotim ».

938
01:04:06,760 --> 01:04:07,801
Haqiqatanmi?

939
01:04:08,386 --> 01:04:10,304
Buni nima deb ataysiz?

940
01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:13,098
Menimcha, siz buni sevgi deb atayapsiz, D-Bone.

941
01:04:13,767 --> 01:04:18,729
Hey!

942
01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:20,439
Xo'sh, soat nechada?

943
01:04:20,774 --> 01:04:23,067
- Deyarli 5:00.
- Nima?

944
01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:25,903
Hoy, bolalar, bu tomosha uch soatdan keyin.

945
01:04:25,987 --> 01:04:29,114
Derek o'lgan bo'lsa
biz bu dalilni olamiz. Sizlar...

946
01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:33,452
Oson. Qanday qilib a
"Xayrli kun, Derek va Xansel.

947
01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:36,080
"Kechagi ajoyib bayram uchun rahmat"?

948
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,834
- Salom?
- Salom?

949
01:04:42,170 --> 01:04:43,379
Salom, Katinka.

950
01:04:44,422 --> 01:04:47,007
Yo'q, men shunchaki kechikdim
kecha kechasi.

951
01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,885
- Derek, hozir go'shakni qo'ying!
- Men qayerdaman?

952
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:50,928
- Mana, men ketishim kerak!
- Qo'ying!

953
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:52,513
Lekin soat 7:00da ko'rishamiz. Mayli, xayr.

954
01:04:52,597 --> 01:04:55,140
Derek, men sizga aytdim deb o'yladim
telefoningizni o'chirish uchun.

955
01:04:55,892 --> 01:05:00,896
Telefonimni o'chirib qo'yasizmi?

956
01:05:00,981 --> 01:05:02,898
- Ha.
- Yerdan Matildaga.

957
01:05:02,983 --> 01:05:05,734
Bu telefon ham shuncha
mening bir qismim sifatida ...

958
01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:09,655
Bilasizmi nima? Biz shunchaki kesib tashlay olamizmi?
Iltimos, barcha "Yerdan" bilan?

959
01:05:09,739 --> 01:05:12,658
Biz aslida aytmayapmiz
Bu Yer sizni chaqirmoqda, Matilda.

960
01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:16,161
Ha. Yo'q, tushundim.
Men tushunaman, siz tom ma'noda aytmaysiz ...

961
01:05:16,246 --> 01:05:18,122
Yo'q, menimcha, siz buni qilmaysiz.

962
01:05:18,498 --> 01:05:22,126
Eshiting. Bu biz o'ylagandek emas
biz aslida boshqaruv minorasidamiz,

963
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:25,629
kosmosga chiqishga harakat qilmoqda
musofirlar yoki biror narsa, yaxshimi?

964
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:29,508
Salom.

965
01:05:30,510 --> 01:05:33,554
- Oh, chaqqon!
- Hazil.

966
01:05:34,306 --> 01:05:35,764
Yaxshi, bilasizmi?

967
01:05:35,849 --> 01:05:39,268
Buni qilishning o'rniga, men harakat qilaman
Mauryga yo'l topish uchun,

968
01:05:39,352 --> 01:05:41,562
Derek o'ldirilishidan oldin
jahon yetakchisi.

969
01:05:44,232 --> 01:05:45,357
Bir daqiqa kuting.

970
01:05:46,234 --> 01:05:47,610
Menda shunchaki fikr bo'lishi mumkin.

971
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,196
Ular bizni qidirishadi
Maurida, to'g'rimi?

972
01:05:52,032 --> 01:05:53,741
Ammo ular qidirmaydilar ...

973
01:05:56,036 --> 01:05:57,036
Biz emas.

974
01:05:57,621 --> 01:05:59,371
Derek, nima haqida gapiryapsan?

975
01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,541
Xansel, sizda kosmetik quti bormi?

976
01:06:02,626 --> 01:06:05,502
Albatta, aytmoqchimanki,
faqat teginish yoki boshqa narsalar uchun.

977
01:06:05,587 --> 01:06:07,129
Bu bilan nima qilmoqchisiz?

978
01:06:08,214 --> 01:06:10,549
Bu qiladi. Faoliyatimning boshida,

979
01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,843
Men o'zimning bo'yanishimni o'zim qilardim
uslublar va tikuvchilik.

980
01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:15,137
Agar men biz uchun asosiy niqob yarata olsam,

981
01:06:15,221 --> 01:06:17,723
biz shunchaki qila olamiz
Maury'sga yashirincha kirib, aniqlanmagan.

982
01:06:18,933 --> 01:06:22,061
Siz loqo gapiryapsiz va bu menga yoqadi.

983
01:06:43,667 --> 01:06:50,756
Derelicte-ga xush kelibsiz.

984
01:06:53,426 --> 01:06:55,052
Hansel Matilga qo'ng'iroq qilmoqda.
Hansel Matilga qo'ng'iroq qilmoqda.

985
01:06:55,136 --> 01:06:56,178
Bizda kirish bor. Takrorlang.

986
01:06:56,262 --> 01:06:58,263
- Kirishimiz bor.
- Yaxshi, bolalar. Men sizni eshitaman.

987
01:06:58,348 --> 01:07:01,100
Endi ma'lumotni olganingizdan so'ng,
Men uni mening ofisimga elektron pochta orqali yuborishingizni xohlayman

988
01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,434
va men fayllarni yuklab olaman,

989
01:07:02,519 --> 01:07:04,770
uchrashamiz
va ma'lumotni politsiyaga olib boring.

990
01:07:04,854 --> 01:07:06,188
Biz sizni baland va aniq eshitamiz.

991
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:09,900
Eshiting, Matil.

992
01:07:10,485 --> 01:07:12,820
Men ko'p o'yladim
bu bulimiya haqida.

993
01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:16,865
Va men tushunganimni bilishingizni xohlayman
qayerdan kelyapsan.

994
01:07:17,617 --> 01:07:21,036
Men buni juda yomon his qilyapman
Bizga o'xshagan go'zal odamlar,

995
01:07:21,121 --> 01:07:23,288
qusishga majbur qildi
va o'zingizni yomon his qilasiz.

996
01:07:24,207 --> 01:07:25,416
Jiddiy uchun.

997
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,795
- Rahmat, Derek. Endi tezroq.
- Xop.

998
01:07:31,131 --> 01:07:32,506
Hey, men nihoyat natijalarga erishdim

999
01:07:32,590 --> 01:07:35,467
siz so'ragan ism tekshiruvida
Yakobim Mugatu haqida.

1000
01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:38,345
- Yoki Jeykob Mugbergni aytishim kerakmi?
- Nima?

1001
01:07:38,430 --> 01:07:40,848
U ismini o'zgartirdi
u moda biznesiga kirganida.

1002
01:07:41,099 --> 01:07:43,726
Ko'rinishidan, yigit edi
original gitara sintezatori,

1003
01:07:43,810 --> 01:07:45,436
bu guruh uchun
Frenki Gollivudga boradi,

1004
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,020
lekin uni haydab yuborishdi,
ular katta zarba berishdan oldin

1005
01:07:47,105 --> 01:07:48,814
bu qo'shiq bilan Relax.

1006
01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,774
Frenki xalqidan keyin
unga osmonni berdi,

1007
01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:53,152
qadar bir qator g'alati ishlarni bajargan,

1008
01:07:53,236 --> 01:07:57,573
buni oling, u o'ylab topdi
1985 yilda pianino kalitli bo'yinbog'.

1009
01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,033
Yigit bo'ldi
o'shandan beri moda dizayneri.

1010
01:08:05,832 --> 01:08:07,249
Birinchi to'siq.

1011
01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:12,921
Siz ulardan birini ishlatganmisiz?

1012
01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,465
Men bunday deb o‘ylamayman.

1013
01:08:16,301 --> 01:08:19,094
Ehtiyot bo'ling. Tomosha qiling...
Bu etagini tuzat, Jeyson.

1014
01:08:19,179 --> 01:08:21,346
Iltimos. Menga kerak... Katinka!

1015
01:08:22,223 --> 01:08:23,932
U hali bu yerda emas, Yoqubim.

1016
01:08:24,017 --> 01:08:27,144
- O'sha kichkina qurbaqa yuzli tomosha yaxshiroq.
- U ko'rsatadi.

1017
01:08:27,228 --> 01:08:30,189
Yaxshi, chunki
Men hozir issiq kichkina kartoshkaman.

1018
01:08:32,275 --> 01:08:34,485
Bo'lishi kerak
biror joyda "yoqish" tugmasi.

1019
01:08:34,861 --> 01:08:36,653
Olma narsasini bosdingizmi?

1020
01:09:24,077 --> 01:09:25,619
Kutib turing! Hansel!

1021
01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:27,663
Salqinlikni yo'qotmaylik.

1022
01:09:27,747 --> 01:09:29,206
Keyin biz mashinadan yaxshiroq emasmiz.

1023
01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:33,710
Soat 7:00 ga yaqin. Men ketishim kerak.

1024
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:36,213
Yo'q! Derek. Der, kuting.

1025
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:38,674
Borsang, seni o‘ldirishga majbur qilishadi
o'sha evrosiyolik do'stim.

1026
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:41,885
Menga baribir, Xansel. Men hech qachon
hayotimdagi shouga kechikdim.

1027
01:09:42,262 --> 01:09:43,804
Men hozir boshlashni rejalashtirmayman.

1028
01:09:44,430 --> 01:09:45,889
Jin ursin, siz haqsiz.

1029
01:09:46,766 --> 01:09:48,600
Menga yaxshilik qiling.

1030
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,144
Agar menga biror narsa bo'lsa,
Men buni Matildaga berishingni xohlayman.

1031
01:09:51,437 --> 01:09:54,731
- Yo'q.
- Iltimos, Xansel. Oling. Iltimos.

1032
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,775
- Erkak.
- Oling.

1033
01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:03,198
Aytaylik, men ushlab turaman
qaytib kelguningizcha unga.

1034
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:05,617
Bor! Bor!

1035
01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:08,537
Biz Derelicte shousida jonli efirdamiz,

1036
01:10:08,621 --> 01:10:11,081
qaerda bahsli dizayner
Yakobim Mugatu,

1037
01:10:11,165 --> 01:10:12,624
zaytun novdasini kengaytirdi

1038
01:10:12,709 --> 01:10:14,835
Malayziyaga
Bosh vazir Hasan,

1039
01:10:14,919 --> 01:10:17,129
uni faxriy mehmonga aylantirdi
kechagi shouda.

1040
01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:20,924
Va o'sha shouda rol o'ynagan,
faxriy supermodel Derek Zootander.

1041
01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:27,556
Bolalar, nima bo'lyapti?
Fayllarni topdingizmi?

1042
01:10:27,640 --> 01:10:28,974
Matilda, bizda muammolar bor.

1043
01:10:29,225 --> 01:10:30,893
Derek shouga allaqachon jo'nab ketgan.

1044
01:10:30,977 --> 01:10:33,604
Yo'q. Yo'q, qila olmaydi.
Biz tetik nima ekanligini ham bilmaymiz.

1045
01:10:33,688 --> 01:10:36,273
U bu yerdan yugurib ketdi.
Men uni to'xtata olmadim.

1046
01:10:36,733 --> 01:10:39,192
- Men uning telefoniga qo'ng'iroq qilaman.
- Unda yo'q.

1047
01:10:39,277 --> 01:10:41,236
- Nima?
- Ha, unda yo'q.

1048
01:10:41,321 --> 01:10:43,447
Nima haqida gapiryapsiz?
Unda har doim bor.

1049
01:10:43,531 --> 01:10:46,783
- Yo'q, u menga berdi.
- Fayllarni topdingizmi?

1050
01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:49,077
Men ular nima qilishlarini ham bilmayman ...
Ular nimaga o'xshaydi?

1051
01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:50,662
Ular kompyuterda.

1052
01:10:50,747 --> 01:10:52,956
Ular kompyuterdami?

1053
01:10:53,291 --> 01:10:56,126
Ha, ular albatta u erda.
Men ularni qanday belgilaganini bilmayman.

1054
01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:58,587
- Tushundim.
- Siz buni aniqlab olishingiz kerak.

1055
01:10:58,713 --> 01:11:00,213
Vaqtimiz tugayapti, Xansel,

1056
01:11:00,298 --> 01:11:02,466
siz ularni topishingiz kerak
va shouda men bilan uchrashing.

1057
01:11:02,550 --> 01:11:03,926
Rojer.

1058
01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:06,887
Kompyuterda.

1059
01:11:07,722 --> 01:11:09,431
Bu juda oddiy.

1060
01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,435
Hoy, men kesdim
bir nechta qovun yarmi,

1061
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:15,270
bir oz tvorog bilan,
agar siz och bo'lsangiz.

1062
01:11:15,355 --> 01:11:17,940
To'g'ri vaqt emas.
Men bu triggerni aniqlashim kerak

1063
01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:20,484
Derek o'ldirishdan oldin
Malayziya bosh vaziri.

1064
01:11:20,568 --> 01:11:23,320
Siz biroz tarang ko'rinasiz.
Men sizga dam olishga yordam berishga harakat qildim.

1065
01:11:23,404 --> 01:11:26,657
Rohatlaning? Oxirgi narsa
Men hozir qilishim kerak ...

1066
01:11:29,369 --> 01:11:31,161
- Shunaqa.
- Kelinglar, odamlar!

1067
01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:34,706
Qani ketdik! Bemorlar va fohishalar,
Sizni Makiyajda qidirmoqdasiz!

1068
01:11:34,791 --> 01:11:36,708
Qochqinlar va ko'cha ovchilari,
siz keyingisiz!

1069
01:11:37,126 --> 01:11:39,795
- Siz bizni tashvishga solib qo'ydingiz, Derek.
- Hammasi zo'r.

1070
01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:42,839
- Rostdan ham ko'rsatuvga juda zo'rman.
- Yaxshi.

1071
01:11:43,299 --> 01:11:46,593
Esingizda bo'lsin, dam oling.

1072
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:48,679
Ikki daqiqa, Derek.

1073
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:52,099
Mana u.

1074
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,560
Men sizga faqat omad tilayman.

1075
01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,563
“Xayr” demoqchi emasmisiz?

1076
01:11:59,065 --> 01:12:00,399
Nima gapiryapsiz?

1077
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:06,571
Bilaman, bu sensan, Mauri.

1078
01:12:06,698 --> 01:12:08,240
Bilaman, bu sensan,

1079
01:12:08,658 --> 01:12:10,075
va bu mening yuragimni buzadi.

1080
01:12:10,868 --> 01:12:12,703
Derek, nima gapirayotganingizni bilmayman.

1081
01:12:15,581 --> 01:12:18,083
Derek, men...

1082
01:12:20,712 --> 01:12:21,962
Kechirasiz.

1083
01:12:29,345 --> 01:12:31,054
Bizga qo‘shilganingizdan xursandman, Kmart.

1084
01:12:32,348 --> 01:12:34,433
Baxtingizga, kiyim kodi yo'q.

1085
01:12:36,310 --> 01:12:38,770
Men ahmoqman

1086
01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,689
bechora ommaning.

1087
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:45,193
Men haqiqatan ham juda iflosman.

1088
01:12:45,445 --> 01:12:48,238
Men Derelicteman!

1089
01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:05,088
Sen meni kasal qilyapsan
oshqozonimga, Jako.

1090
01:13:06,799 --> 01:13:08,675
Tez orada hammasi tugaydi.

1091
01:13:08,760 --> 01:13:11,803
Derek Zulander o'ladi
va siz yaxshi bo'lasiz.

1092
01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,056
Siz har doim shundaysiz.

1093
01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:15,265
Qani, Derek. Siz faolsiz.

1094
01:13:17,977 --> 01:13:19,519
Oyog'ingni sindir, Derek.

1095
01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:52,677
Derek...

1096
01:13:53,679 --> 01:13:54,888
Bu dam oling!

1097
01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:55,972
Sendan nafratlanaman.

1098
01:13:56,057 --> 01:13:58,558
Men yaxshiman.
Men buni ming marta qilganman.

1099
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,228
Tetik! Bu...

1100
01:14:13,032 --> 01:14:15,617
Konsentratsiya, Derelicte.

1101
01:14:16,869 --> 01:14:20,288
Chalg'itmang
go'zal mashhurlar tomonidan.

1102
01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,040
Mashhurlar.

1103
01:14:28,464 --> 01:14:33,051
O'rgatilgan narsani qiling
va Malayziya bosh vazirini o'ldiring!

1104
01:14:47,191 --> 01:14:48,650
Buni allaqachon bajaring!

1105
01:14:58,578 --> 01:14:59,744
D-Bone, men sizning orqangizni oldim!

1106
01:15:00,955 --> 01:15:01,997
Nima?

1107
01:15:04,750 --> 01:15:06,126
Bu la'nati Hansel!

1108
01:15:06,419 --> 01:15:07,794
U hozir juda issiq!

1109
01:15:09,589 --> 01:15:10,922
Ko'tarib qulflash, ahmoq!

1110
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:15,510
Ular breyk-dans jangi.

1111
01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:23,411
Derek Zoolander shunchaki o'ldirishga harakat qildi
Malayziya bosh vaziri.

1112
01:16:26,165 --> 01:16:28,750
Bu bema'nilik! Hamma eshiting.

1113
01:16:28,834 --> 01:16:30,335
Mugatu ahmoq!

1114
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:34,005
U Derekning miyasini yuvishga harakat qildi
Claymation dudeni o'ldirish uchun.

1115
01:16:36,175 --> 01:16:39,803
Bu yolg'on! Zoolander qichqirdi
chunki u tepada!

1116
01:16:39,887 --> 01:16:41,972
U karerasi tugaganini bilardi
va u bunga qarshi tura olmadi.

1117
01:16:42,056 --> 01:16:43,515
Hechqisi yo'q, o'rtoq.

1118
01:16:43,975 --> 01:16:47,560
Bizda 30 yillik fayllar bor
mana shu kompyuterda!

1119
01:16:47,645 --> 01:16:49,396
Ular sizni pastga tushirishadi!

1120
01:16:49,897 --> 01:16:51,189
Yo'q.

1121
01:16:51,524 --> 01:16:52,524
Pastga!

1122
01:16:56,821 --> 01:16:58,154
Barcha fayllar qaerga ketdi?

1123
01:17:00,324 --> 01:17:01,533
Seni olib ketyapman!

1124
01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:04,869
Yo, dardimni tatib ko'ring, kaltak!

1125
01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:10,625
Ha!

1126
01:17:11,335 --> 01:17:12,377
Bu bilan shug'ullaning!

1127
01:17:16,048 --> 01:17:18,925
Sizda jasorat yo'q, Kmart!

1128
01:17:19,343 --> 01:17:21,344
Tikishni xohlaysizmi? Aytgancha,

1129
01:17:21,429 --> 01:17:23,305
siz mening kiyimim haqida noto'g'ri edingiz.

1130
01:17:23,389 --> 01:17:26,850
Bu Cheryl Ladd kolleksiyasi,
va men uni J.C. Penneyda oldim.

1131
01:17:27,476 --> 01:17:28,977
Sotuvda.

1132
01:17:33,941 --> 01:17:37,193
Jig o'rnidan turdi, Mugatu.
Ular aytgan hamma narsa haqiqat.

1133
01:17:37,278 --> 01:17:39,571
Men u bilan 30 yildan beri shug‘ullanaman.

1134
01:17:39,697 --> 01:17:41,448
Nima qilyapsan, Ballshteyn?

1135
01:17:41,907 --> 01:17:45,493
Men tugatdim, Jako. Menda prostata bor
asal shudringining o'lchami,

1136
01:17:45,578 --> 01:17:47,329
va yomon xotiralarga to'la bosh.

1137
01:17:47,413 --> 01:17:49,331
Hamma narsani tuzatish vaqti keldi.

1138
01:17:49,415 --> 01:17:53,626
Sizda dalil yo'q.
Xan-ahmoq hamma narsani yo'q qildi.

1139
01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:57,339
Men sizga ikkita so'z oldim, shakar, Zip disk.

1140
01:17:57,590 --> 01:18:00,508
Hamma narsa
Long-Aylenddagi uyimda.

1141
01:18:00,593 --> 01:18:02,886
Menda bu dalil bor
20 daqiqada.

1142
01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:04,888
- Bu bola, Mori.
- Bir soniya kutib turing.

1143
01:18:04,972 --> 01:18:06,431
Men radiatsiyadan qo'rqaman.

1144
01:18:09,810 --> 01:18:12,354
Sheyla, azizim, bu menman. Eshiting.

1145
01:18:12,438 --> 01:18:15,940
Menga Zip diskni olib kelishing kerak
uyada moda namoyishigacha.

1146
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:19,944
Yo‘l harakati qanday bo‘lishi menga qiziq emas.

1147
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:23,865
Xudo la'nati xizmat yo'lidan boring
va ko'prik oldidan tushing.

1148
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,744
Shunday qilib, uni ulardan biriga qo'ying
Tupperware idishlari

1149
01:18:27,828 --> 01:18:29,829
va men uni mikroto'lqinli pechda qizdiraman
uyga kelganimda.

1150
01:18:30,873 --> 01:18:34,626
Masih uchun,
Bu kostryulka, Sheyla! Bu qoladi!

1151
01:18:36,128 --> 01:18:37,212
Ovozingni o'chir!

1152
01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:39,255
Yetar, Ballshteyn!

1153
01:18:39,340 --> 01:18:42,258
Kimga g'amxo'rlik qiladi
Derek Zoolander, baribir?

1154
01:18:42,343 --> 01:18:45,470
Odamning faqat bir qarashi bor,
Masih uchun!

1155
01:18:45,596 --> 01:18:48,431
Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre?

1156
01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:50,266
Ularning yuzi bir xil!

1157
01:18:51,769 --> 01:18:55,855
Hech kim buni sezmaydimi?
Men aqldan ozgan tabletkalarni ichayotganimni his qilyapman!

1158
01:18:57,525 --> 01:19:00,610
Men pianino kalitli bo'yinbog'ni ixtiro qildim!

1159
01:19:00,694 --> 01:19:02,529
Men ixtiro qildim!

1160
01:19:02,613 --> 01:19:05,365
Nima qilding, Derek?
Hech narsa!

1161
01:19:05,491 --> 01:19:08,701
Siz hech narsa qilmadingiz! Hech narsa!

1162
01:19:09,203 --> 01:19:12,872
Men esa maymunning amakisi bo'laman
Agar menda bo'lsa, men uchun buni buzing!

1163
01:19:12,957 --> 01:19:16,167
Chunki qila olmasangiz
ishni tugat, keyin men qilaman!

1164
01:19:16,794 --> 01:19:18,878
O'ling, maosh oluvchi ahmoq!

1165
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,551
Bir qarash?

1166
01:19:25,636 --> 01:19:29,139
Bir qarash? Men bunday deb o'ylamayman!

1167
01:19:41,694 --> 01:19:43,153
Mana!

1168
01:19:43,237 --> 01:19:44,362
Magnum!

1169
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:47,198
Muqaddas moli.

1170
01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:50,535
Ha, bolam!
Men kutganim shu edi!

1171
01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:54,164
Aziz Xudo. go'zal ekan.

1172
01:20:08,137 --> 01:20:10,388
Ha!

1173
01:20:16,812 --> 01:20:20,148
Bu mening bolam. Bu mening o'g'lim.

1174
01:20:23,152 --> 01:20:24,194
Ha!

1175
01:20:26,739 --> 01:20:27,739
Derek!

1176
01:20:28,115 --> 01:20:32,285
Men u bolani yaxshi ko'raman.
Dumaloq kabi soqov, lekin men uni yaxshi ko'raman.

1177
01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:34,329
Derek, sen qilding! Bu ajoyib edi!

1178
01:20:34,413 --> 01:20:36,581
bilaman. Men chapga burildim!

1179
01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:38,791
Ha, bu ham. Ammo, Derek,

1180
01:20:38,876 --> 01:20:40,919
siz bosh vazirni qutqardingiz
Malayziyadan!

1181
01:20:41,253 --> 01:20:43,505
To'g'ri. Ajoyib.

1182
01:20:44,256 --> 01:20:47,258
Rahmat, Derek Zulander,
hayotimni saqlab qolganim uchun.

1183
01:21:14,453 --> 01:21:18,164
Salom, men sobiq erkak supermodelman
Derek Zoolander.

1184
01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:19,832
Va bu erda
Derek Zoolander markazida

1185
01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:21,334
Yaxshi o'qiy olmaydigan bolalar uchun,

1186
01:21:21,418 --> 01:21:23,545
va Kim o'rganmoqchi
Boshqa yaxshi ishlarni ham qilish,

1187
01:21:23,629 --> 01:21:25,838
Biz barcha yoshdagi talabalarga dars beramiz,

1188
01:21:25,923 --> 01:21:29,008
ular bilishi kerak bo'lgan hamma narsa
professional model bo'lishni o'rganing

1189
01:21:29,093 --> 01:21:31,386
va professional inson.

1190
01:21:31,470 --> 01:21:34,514
Bizning turli fakultetimiz o'z ichiga oladi
biznes boshqaruvi o'qituvchisi,

1191
01:21:34,598 --> 01:21:37,225
va sobiq model agenti
Mauri Ballshteyn.

1192
01:21:37,309 --> 01:21:39,310
Dizayner sizning yong'oqlaringizni yomon ko'radi,

1193
01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,729
sizga o'n million taklif
ortiqcha uch foiz,

1194
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:44,065
sotilgan har bir ichki kiyimdan.

1195
01:21:44,149 --> 01:21:45,900
Nima qilmoqchisiz?

1196
01:21:45,985 --> 01:21:49,112
Uni jinni! Ko'proq ma'lumot olish uchun turing!

1197
01:21:49,196 --> 01:21:51,573
Men bu haqda gapiryapman!

1198
01:21:51,657 --> 01:21:54,409
Shunday qilib, hozir qo'shiling, chunki
Derek Zoolander bolalar markazi

1199
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:57,412
Kim yaxshi o'qiy olmaydi va xohlaydi
Boshqa yaxshi narsalarni ham qilishni o'rganing,

1200
01:21:57,496 --> 01:21:58,913
Biz sizga hayotda ko'proq narsa borligini o'rgatamiz,

1201
01:21:59,039 --> 01:22:01,708
shunchaki haqiqatdan, haqiqatdan ham,
haqiqatan ham yaxshi ko'rinish.

1202
01:22:01,792 --> 01:22:03,626
- To'g'rimi, bolalar?
- To'g'ri!

1203
01:22:03,711 --> 01:22:04,961
Va kesing!

1204
01:22:06,505 --> 01:22:09,173
- Ajoyib ko'rinadi. Menimcha, biz buni oldik.
- Mayli, Mitch. rahmat.

1205
01:22:09,258 --> 01:22:11,801
- Mayli, hamma! Bu o'rama!
- Salom, Hansel.

1206
01:22:11,885 --> 01:22:15,471
Hey, D-Rok, men bu bolalarni olaman
Jorj Vashington ko'prigiga,

1207
01:22:15,556 --> 01:22:17,515
ularga ozgina saboq bering
tayanch sakrashda.

1208
01:22:17,600 --> 01:22:19,142
Men sizni o'qituvchilar xonasida ushlayman
keyinroq?

1209
01:22:19,226 --> 01:22:20,268
Yaxshi.

1210
01:22:20,352 --> 01:22:23,021
Yaxshi, bolalar. Oxirgi
vertolyot chirigan tuxum. Qani ketdik!

1211
01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:26,149
Salom, Matilda!

1212
01:22:26,233 --> 01:22:29,277
- Mana dada! Salom.
- Hey.

1213
01:22:29,695 --> 01:22:31,195
- Kichik Derek qanday?
- U zo'r.

1214
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,531
Bilasizmi.
U bugun birinchi ko'rinishini qildi.

1215
01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:34,741
Haqiqatanmi?

1216
01:22:34,825 --> 01:22:36,659
Siz dadaga ko'rsatmoqchisiz
Sizning qarashingiz, Derek, Jr?

1217
01:22:42,374 --> 01:22:43,374
Voy-buy.

1218
01:22:44,126 --> 01:22:47,503
- Hikoya soatini o'tkazmoqchimisiz?
- Ajoyib. Ha. Qani ketdik.

1219
01:22:48,130 --> 01:22:50,715
- Hoy, kim ertak eshitishni xohlaydi?
- Ha!

1220
01:23:10,666 --> 01:29:12,666
<b>Yaxshilangan: Fidel33
Yuklash sanasi: 2016 yil 11 may</b>