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www.titlovi.com

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Shh...

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Shh...

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Shh...

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It's okay...

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Shh...

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I know.

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Yo.
Yo. Twenty-five pounds?

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Twenty-five?
No, no, I ordered 200.

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Paid for 25.

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Take it up with Lu.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no. No, Luanne, that's...

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that's... that's
really nice of you.

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Uh-huh.

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Yeah. No, no,
w-we're really grateful

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to still be open
after everything.

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Yeah, so, listen, I, um...

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I'm still trying to figure
this place out,

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you know, see how Michael
was doing everything,

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and I wanna get your money.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I miss him.

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Uh, I miss him, too. Yeah.

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Okay.

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No, it's good. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Thanks anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Alright. Bye.

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Fuck!

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Ball Breaker!

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...broken!

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Shut up!
No, no, no. Puta!

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Don't unplug it.

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I know what that means, Tina.

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You unplug it,
it won't work again.

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Bonus!
When was the last time
you emptied these?

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I don't know.

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Let's dance, fuck you

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Hey, Chi-Chi, it's Carmy.
Still got that meat connect?

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Oh! I'll have
what she's having!

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You cut vegetables like a bitch.

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Don't wipe your hands
on your apron, Chef.

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Jeff?
Chef.

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We got issues.
This arcuate's painted.

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Yeah, no shit it is.

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They conserved copper
during World War II.

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That's why there's no rivets?
That's why no rivets.

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How the fuck do
you not know that?
Because I fuckin' don't.

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This is original Big E
red-line selvage, alright?

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From 1944. You can get 1,250
for that on eBay tonight.

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And I'd still
be five and a half short.
Add this.

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What am I, a Coinstar?

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That's like three hundo,
Chi-Chi!
Three hundo plus what?

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Plus a 1955
blanket-lined Type 3.

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Pleated?
Pleated.

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Boom.

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Ball Breaker!

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Hey, Sugar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look, I-I need your help.

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No.

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No, no, no, no.
It's not like that.

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Yeah, I need that, uh,
jacket that Mike gave me.

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Yeah. Look, can you, uh,
can you bring it here?

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Thank you. Okay. Yeah, yeah.
Alright. Alright. Bye.

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Hi. Hello.

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Hi.
I-I'm Sydney.

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I called about
the sous position,
I'm staging today.

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Right. Shit. Sorry. Yes. Yeah.
Yeah.

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Carmy. Um, here,
gimme your... Thank you.
Hey. Uh, yes.

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Uh, Alinea, Smoque, Avec.

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That's some serious heat.
What's, uh...

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What's UPS? That's in Chicago?
Uh,

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United Parcel Service...

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Shit. That's the UPS.
The one-The mail-Yeah...

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Yeah. Um, what'd you--
what'd you do for them?
Drove.

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Paid my way through
culinary school, so...

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CIA?
Uh, CIA, yeah.

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Okay, so what are
you doing here?

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You know, this, um,

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this was my dad's favorite
spot when I was a kid.

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Come here every Sunday.

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Special place.

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Good. Um...

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Okay, so you know
the drill. We, uh...

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you're gonna make family.

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It's meat plus three,
and w-we eat around 2:00.

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Yeah, heard. Dope. Cool.

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What's up?

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Can I just, like, ask
you a question maybe?
Of course. Yeah.

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I know who you are.

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Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I-I mean...

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you were the most excellent CDC

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at the most excellent restaurant

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in the entire
United States of America.

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So, what are you
doing here? I guess.

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Making sandwiches.

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Yeah...

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Tina... Ebraheim?
Carmen! Where is beef?

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It's in the oven.
Tina, can you start

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a new giardiniera
for me please, Chef?
I need my fennel first, Jeff.

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Carmen.
I need my beef!
Ebraheim...

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Then I do onion, then I do
potatoes. We have system.

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Aight, but you can
punch 'em, blanch 'em,

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freeze 'em, fry 'em
before the beef, right?

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Don't mess up our place!
I'm not missing anything up.

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Chef, no! Please, please,
do not touch that.

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This is the one time
you listen to me.

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Please do not touch that.

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That's been going
for 12 hours, okay?

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That's my pot, Jeff.

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Everybody know.
That's her pot.

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Use another pot, please,
Chef. Alright? Corner!

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'Cause it just don't end

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Hey, Marcus, I need
a double order of bread today,

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okay, Chef?
Come on, Carmy,
I been telling you

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for the past two weeks
the mixer's fucked,

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and I gotta do all this by hand.

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Plus, Tina keeps messing
with the temperature

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and it's fucking up my rise.
No ingl�s.

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Tina, I know you speak English!
Listen,

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Marcus, we're not
meeting dailies, alright?

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Vendors are cutting us off.
I don't have the money

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to fix it right this second,

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but I will get you
a new mixer. Okay?

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I promise you. Yeah?
Carmen! Buzzer!

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Alright, that's the beef.
Come on, gimme a hand.

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I said I don't give a damn

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Corner! Smaller fry scoops
today, Chef. Behind!

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Not system!
What is this system?

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Michael's system.
Carmen, there is a girl.

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Yeah, that's Sydney.
She's helping us out today.

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Michael's system
makes no sense--
I'm saying something!

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Marcus, I say something.
You are my favorite bitch.

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Oh, your English
is gettin' tight, Zeebs.

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You kidnap a ship captain?

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Your mom teach me during sex.

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Oh, that's not cool.
I'm fucking with you.

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That's how you do it!

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Yo yo yo.
Hey yo, Gary!

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You set up a compost
for me today, Chef?

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After I do my thing
in the place.

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That's very clear. Thank you.

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Behind. Behind.

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Hey, Chef, is there, like,
a family shelf or something?
Behind!

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Shelf?
Sorry, um...

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Fuck off.

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Gracias.

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Bottom right side of walk-in.
Thanks, Chef.

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Like that all rough Yo,
this shit looks different.

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Corner... Yo, you.
Yo, family!

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Fucking with my program, cousin?

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Program started four hours ago.

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I had the kid all morning.
Excuse me.

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Listen, what is going
on with Ballbreaker?

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My Insta's completely
blowing up.

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You got like
30 followers, dog.

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Yeah, I got--
What is that, a diss?

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I got 36 followers...

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We need the business! Nerds
come in from Rockford to play.

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Yeah, like in 1987. You know,
when you were still in

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that deadbeat's balls.
How are you?

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Good.
How was the recital?

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Oh my god,
she murdered it, Tina!

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I gotta-H-hold on.

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Listen, you gotta run
this stuff by me first.
I don't have to do shit.

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Hold on. Listen, let's just have
a conversation for a second!

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Whoa. Fuck is this?
This is Sydney.
I'm staging today.

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You're what-ing today?
That's Sydney.

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She's helping us out today.

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Cousin, you ordering
a different mayonnaise, bro?
...bananas?

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No, all you, Chef.
Yeah, "All you, Chef."
This biff,

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he was usin' them to
make a giant nut muffin!
It was a play on

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a Panettone.
It woulda been beautiful

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if you'd let me finish it.
Fuck! Cousin!
Fuck you!

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Richie Jerimovich.
Pleasure to meet you,
sweetheart.

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Don't say sweetheart,
you fucking weirdo.
Oh sorry,

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Carm, you're so woke.
I meant nothing by it,

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Sydney. Saying sweetheart

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is just part of
our Italian heritage.

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That's beautiful.
Thank you.
Corner!

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Okay--
Listen, I'm trying
to talk to you, okay?

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Don't be rude and start
doing a million things--

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I don't have time
for this right now.
I don't remember having time

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to take care of your mom
for six months.
Don't you fucking--

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No, don't you fucking!
I got all kinds of receipts

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from my divorce lawyer backing
up 'cause all the time I spent

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trying to put your family
back together

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'cause you're too much of
a cocksucker to come home!

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The guys are texting me.

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You're telling them to do all
sorts of weird shit backwards.

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Don't fucking do that, Carmen!

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Don't go messing
with their heads and ordering

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different mayonnaise
and hiring new fucking broads

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without talking to me first!

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This is your brother's house,
okay? Yeah? Remember?

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I was running it
fine without you.

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Why didn't he leave it
to you then?

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Low on olive oil, Carmen.
Heard.

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Huh huh huh

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Where's my knife?!

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Chefs, we gotta
sharpen our knives

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when we got a sec!
You gotta sharpen

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your brain when
we get a second.

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You been here for two weeks,

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we been having money problems
for two weeks.

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One plus one equals
you're an asshole, Bobby Flay.

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Don't call me Bobby Flay!
Sydney, stir

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that pot for me,
please, Chef.
Yes, Chef.

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You want a cartouche?
What's a cartouche?

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What's our best day here?
Five.

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Okay, Ebraheim, get me
a pot for the giardiniera!

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So if we do six, that'll get
us through the week, right?

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So, Ballbreaker.
Just make it easy

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and make the fucking spaghetti!
Don't say spaghetti!

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All these knives are dull!
Spaghetti's
the biggest seller, Carm.

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That shit was straight-up fire.
Straight-up done now, Chef.
Behind.

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Yeah, but why?
Because fucking 11 Madison Park

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dickhead over here,
he couldn't figure it out!

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Housekeeping, Chefs!
Again, what the fuck
are you saying?

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Anyone understand
what he's saying?

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Housekeeping means you have
to clean your stations

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'cause this place
is fuckin' gross.

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I refer to everybody as Chef
because it's a sign of respect,

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and I never said I couldn't
figure out the spaghetti.

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I said it doesn't make
any sense on this menu,

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so it is done. The end.

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Three hours to open, Chefs!

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Who are you yelling at, Carmy?
There's like four of us in here.

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Now, let me ask you something.

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If the spaghetti
didn't make any sense,

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how come everybody
fucking loved that shit?

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Everybody did love it.
Everybody doesn't
have any taste.

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It was an under-seasoned
over-sauced mess.

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It took seven hours to prep.
Oh, fuck!

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You know what?
This shit right here

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made you pompous and delusional

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and a fucking gayrod!

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These guys, they taught you
how to cook with ants,

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but none of these fuckwads
taught you how to make a pasta!

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Probably should learn
how to make pasta, Carmy.

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A, I know how to
make pasta, Marcus.

238
00:12:04,993 --> 00:12:07,003
B, I hate to break
your hearts, motherfuckers,

239
00:12:07,030 --> 00:12:08,770
but that gluey, mushy bullshit

240
00:12:08,800 --> 00:12:10,440
is not bailing us out this time.

241
00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:12,340
Ballbreaker is.
Fak's raising plays

242
00:12:12,374 --> 00:12:14,144
to a dollar,
so shut the fuck up!

243
00:12:14,177 --> 00:12:16,547
Who the fuck is Fak?
Tina! Did you take
my knife, Chef?

244
00:12:16,583 --> 00:12:18,093
Did you take my pot, Jeff?

245
00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:22,433
Fuck!
Neil Fak!

246
00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,370
This fucking fairy's
butt-buddy. He's--

247
00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,140
Whoa!

248
00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:30,040
Why is the beef so hot?
'Cause we
just took it out.

249
00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:32,276
Two hours late?
Two hours longer!

250
00:12:32,313 --> 00:12:33,983
Wrigley didn't deliver
enough meat this week.

251
00:12:34,017 --> 00:12:36,987
Why didn't Wrigley deliver?
Because we're out of money!

252
00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,293
The only beef I could get

253
00:12:38,325 --> 00:12:40,095
was bone-in, which
you have to braise, alright?

254
00:12:40,129 --> 00:12:42,569
It takes two hours longer.
The good news is

255
00:12:42,601 --> 00:12:45,011
we can stretch it by
cutting the bread shorter...
Call Wrigley.

256
00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:47,279
...and using less gravy.
Call Wrigley! Which is not
how we have ever done

257
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:49,280
a beef here in 25 years, Carm!

258
00:12:49,314 --> 00:12:51,954
System, baby.
System!

259
00:12:51,986 --> 00:12:54,156
You can barely afford to pay
people, but sick system.
Don't fucking

260
00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,391
talk to me about labor, Noma!

261
00:12:55,426 --> 00:12:57,396
I thought this was your house!

262
00:13:02,207 --> 00:13:04,137
Fuck all this.

263
00:13:04,177 --> 00:13:06,377
Announcement! Listen up!

264
00:13:06,415 --> 00:13:08,345
Bread stays the same!

265
00:13:08,385 --> 00:13:10,415
Gravy stays the same!

266
00:13:13,964 --> 00:13:15,974
Let it go, baby

267
00:13:16,001 --> 00:13:17,941
Now

268
00:13:17,972 --> 00:13:21,312
I'm gonna kick back
down and see

269
00:13:23,917 --> 00:13:25,417
Ballbreaker!

270
00:13:25,453 --> 00:13:27,493
A buck's not gonna
get 'em anywhere, Bear.

271
00:13:27,525 --> 00:13:29,955
It's just too difficult.
Yeah, Fak, that's the point.

272
00:13:29,996 --> 00:13:32,196
It's already ultra confusing.
Yeah, homie,

273
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:34,913
it-it's a Norwegian knockoff
of Mortal Kombat.

274
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:36,939
Part of the reason why
this machine got recalled

275
00:13:36,976 --> 00:13:38,576
in the first place,
aside from the excessive

276
00:13:38,613 --> 00:13:40,923
and irresponsible violence,
is it's just too difficult!

277
00:13:40,951 --> 00:13:42,921
It's a fighter
and a fucking scroller.

278
00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:45,555
Also, sorry.

279
00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,234
I didn't make it to the funeral.

280
00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:49,173
I sent flowers,

281
00:13:49,201 --> 00:13:51,971
and I really hope
they looked nice.
I don't know. I wasn't there.

282
00:13:52,006 --> 00:13:53,906
How long's this gonna take?
It's gonna take an hour.

283
00:13:53,944 --> 00:13:55,354
Aight, it's gotta be faster.
Yo, Sweeps,

284
00:13:55,379 --> 00:13:57,079
can open up the windows
in the back, please?

285
00:13:57,117 --> 00:13:58,587
Later.
Carmy, you're bleeding!

286
00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:02,260
Shit! Man, stupid
dull-ass knife!
Corner!

287
00:14:02,293 --> 00:14:04,333
You're making me queasy.
Fucking damn it, Ebraheim!

288
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:07,474
Carmen, your fault! Say corner!
Blood! You see?

289
00:14:07,505 --> 00:14:09,635
Good! Good! Y'all happy now?

290
00:14:09,675 --> 00:14:12,075
Can I have
my fucking knife back?!

291
00:14:49,287 --> 00:14:51,187
Ebraheim,
I swear to God,

292
00:14:51,225 --> 00:14:54,225
she looks fucking beautiful.
You would've lost your mind.

293
00:14:54,264 --> 00:14:56,444
That's fire, Chef.
And all of a sudden,

294
00:14:56,468 --> 00:14:58,638
the guy's back in my face!
Hey!

295
00:14:58,673 --> 00:15:00,383
Guys, look, we gotta line up!

296
00:15:00,409 --> 00:15:02,449
We got service
in an hour, alright?

297
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,150
I'm like, listen, if you're
gonna get in my face,

298
00:15:04,184 --> 00:15:06,124
we're gonna have a problem.
Hey! Cousin!

299
00:15:06,154 --> 00:15:08,434
Yeah, one second.
Seriously, I wanna
start defining our roles

300
00:15:08,459 --> 00:15:10,529
a little bit more
clearly, alright?
Hold on a second here.

301
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,544
We're just-Hold on a second.
Cousin. Seriously, Cousin!

302
00:15:12,568 --> 00:15:14,168
Trying to get some work
done here, capiche?

303
00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:16,144
This the dude from
the hot dog stand?

304
00:15:16,174 --> 00:15:18,054
This is
his twin brother...
Fucking lying.

305
00:15:18,078 --> 00:15:20,018
...which I found out later!
I found out later.
You lying!

306
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:22,449
But at this point, I think it's
the guy from the hot dog stand,

307
00:15:22,487 --> 00:15:24,987
and I'm like, listen,
go home already!

308
00:15:25,026 --> 00:15:27,566
Get the fuck outta here!

309
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,138
Oh my god! I'm like...

310
00:15:30,169 --> 00:15:32,069
So, I'm like, okay,
now there's a problem.

311
00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:35,076
I'm trying to enjoy my tacos,
you're ruining my date, right?

312
00:15:35,112 --> 00:15:37,552
So, this guy,
he pulls out a revolver.

313
00:15:37,585 --> 00:15:40,155
Come on.
Swear to God!
And I'm like, oh my god,

314
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,499
wh-where did you get that?
What, did you steal that

315
00:15:42,528 --> 00:15:44,158
from the museum gift shop?

316
00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:46,767
You know, like, who
are you? Mr. Bogart?

317
00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:50,183
Please, what are we doing
here...

318
00:16:10,416 --> 00:16:12,216
Hey, Tina,
I gotta go see my sister.

319
00:16:12,253 --> 00:16:15,063
You hold down the fort?
Yeah, sure. Listen, Jeff.

320
00:16:15,092 --> 00:16:16,762
How come your sister don't
come by here no more?

321
00:16:16,796 --> 00:16:18,466
Oh, you gotta ask her.

322
00:16:20,369 --> 00:16:22,209
I dreamed about
killing you...

323
00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:25,080
Hi.
Yo. You didn't put it
in a bag or anything?

324
00:16:26,281 --> 00:16:28,091
That's how you say hello to me?

325
00:16:28,118 --> 00:16:30,518
Hi.
Hi there!

326
00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,457
Dying on the banks

327
00:16:32,494 --> 00:16:35,604
Of Embarcadero skies

328
00:16:35,634 --> 00:16:38,714
I sat and watched
you bleed

329
00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:42,550
You smell like this place.

330
00:16:42,581 --> 00:16:45,621
Hi.

331
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:49,134
Sorry. I just...
hate seeing you here.

332
00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:50,999
Yeah, well...

333
00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:55,371
Your cold, hot blood
ran away from me

334
00:16:56,274 --> 00:16:57,284
These labels.

335
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,810
Marcus!
What?

336
00:16:58,847 --> 00:17:01,147
Where are the chili flakes?
It's the most Polish shit ever.

337
00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:04,124
Cousin organizes it,
it's more confusing--
Right there.

338
00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:05,587
Labeled "chili flakes."

339
00:17:09,602 --> 00:17:12,112
What does Sweeps stand for?

340
00:17:12,140 --> 00:17:14,440
I swept St. Louis three times
and had a no-hitter.

341
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:16,547
My real last name is Woods.

342
00:17:21,826 --> 00:17:26,266
I printed my name
on the back of a leaf

343
00:17:26,301 --> 00:17:29,781
And I watched it
float away

344
00:17:33,516 --> 00:17:35,216
You talk to Mom?

345
00:17:35,252 --> 00:17:37,692
No. Uh...
I know she'd love to see you.

346
00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,195
No, I know, I know. I just...

347
00:17:42,835 --> 00:17:45,135
The wind blew me back...

348
00:17:50,249 --> 00:17:52,559
I've been trying to call you.
You haven't called me back.

349
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,288
Yeah, no, I know. I just--
I've been busy.

350
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,304
I've been working, so...

351
00:17:56,328 --> 00:17:58,628
Uncle Jimmy wants
to buy this place.
It's not for sale.

352
00:17:58,666 --> 00:18:00,696
I know. That's what
I wanted to tell you.
That it's not for sale?

353
00:18:00,737 --> 00:18:02,367
No, that I think
we should sell it to him.

354
00:18:02,407 --> 00:18:03,837
So he can flip it
into an Applebee's?

355
00:18:03,877 --> 00:18:07,217
No, no, I-I'm trying to
to do something here, Sugar.

356
00:18:07,250 --> 00:18:10,320
Okay, I was so excited
for you to come home.

357
00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:12,696
Via Chicago...

358
00:18:12,728 --> 00:18:14,258
Gotta go. Um...

359
00:18:15,199 --> 00:18:17,269
Okay.

360
00:18:18,338 --> 00:18:19,608
I'm okay.

361
00:18:21,211 --> 00:18:22,681
Okay?
Okay.

362
00:18:24,885 --> 00:18:26,855
I'm gonna fix this place.

363
00:18:26,889 --> 00:18:28,459
Searching for home...

364
00:18:28,493 --> 00:18:30,803
No one's asking you to.

365
00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:33,341
Searching for home
via Chicago

366
00:18:34,370 --> 00:18:36,540
Um, I really-I gotta go, okay?

367
00:18:36,576 --> 00:18:38,206
Bear.
Yeah?

368
00:18:38,245 --> 00:18:39,845
I love you.

369
00:18:40,951 --> 00:18:42,961
Thank you for this.

370
00:18:45,761 --> 00:18:47,361
You're welcome.

371
00:18:55,514 --> 00:18:57,454
Welcome back.

372
00:19:01,526 --> 00:19:03,596
Time to try the new sandwiches.
Behind!

373
00:19:04,264 --> 00:19:05,674
Corner!

374
00:19:08,472 --> 00:19:09,882
Marcus, rolls, please, Chef!

375
00:19:10,944 --> 00:19:12,614
Fuck. Again!

376
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,589
That's crumbly! It's too dense!
Doing it by hand!

377
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,834
Yo.
It's the mixer.

378
00:19:18,860 --> 00:19:20,260
It's not the mixer, alright?
It's crumbly.

379
00:19:20,296 --> 00:19:21,526
The oven's too dry.

380
00:19:21,566 --> 00:19:23,236
You need to fill
a baking sheet with water,

381
00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:25,268
put it on the oven floor,
throw in another batch, okay?

382
00:19:25,306 --> 00:19:26,736
Don't tell me how to do my job.
Just do it!

383
00:19:29,682 --> 00:19:32,522
Yo! Somebody come
try this! Cousin!

384
00:19:32,554 --> 00:19:33,794
Yeah, right!

385
00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,793
There you go, Chef.

386
00:19:36,629 --> 00:19:38,669
Chef.

387
00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:40,600
What's goin' on?
What do you think?

388
00:19:40,637 --> 00:19:43,277
It's redundant and white,
just like you.
Heard, heard, heard.

389
00:19:43,308 --> 00:19:45,808
Tina. Salt? Beef? It's tender?

390
00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:48,017
Very good, puta!
It's nice? We happy? Happy?

391
00:19:48,051 --> 00:19:51,331
Alright, alright.

392
00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:52,798
Yo, Sydney!

393
00:19:52,828 --> 00:19:54,628
Try this business.

394
00:19:56,969 --> 00:19:59,709
Oh, fuck.
Mm-hmm. You know that's fire.

395
00:19:59,742 --> 00:20:01,582
Yeah, fuckin' fire.
Mm-hmm.

396
00:20:01,612 --> 00:20:03,822
So, how you gonna
pass the family test?

397
00:20:03,850 --> 00:20:05,390
Delicious or impressive?

398
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:08,459
Delicious is impressive.

399
00:20:08,493 --> 00:20:10,603
Word. Word...

400
00:20:15,807 --> 00:20:17,707
That dude looks like a carrot.

401
00:20:17,744 --> 00:20:20,524
Is that a fucking carrot?
I mean,
it's clearly a carrot.

402
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,450
Do you not know what
a carrot looks like?

403
00:20:22,486 --> 00:20:23,886
We're gonna need more bread.

404
00:20:27,463 --> 00:20:29,303
See, it's all good till
it starts making this weird

405
00:20:29,334 --> 00:20:30,844
"guggugguggug" sound.
Oh my god,

406
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,841
that's a classic sound with
these fucking pieces of shit.

407
00:20:32,875 --> 00:20:34,975
Hey, did you know Michael?

408
00:20:35,012 --> 00:20:36,582
Dude, he was like
one of my best friends,

409
00:20:36,616 --> 00:20:38,586
but then fuckin'
it got dark at the end...

410
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:39,860
Corner! How we looking
on that bread?

411
00:20:39,889 --> 00:20:42,059
Coming out soon.
Fak, watch your back.

412
00:20:42,093 --> 00:20:43,933
Hey, Chi-Chi, yeah,
come get your jacket.
Corner!

413
00:20:43,963 --> 00:20:45,473
Yo! Yo! Fak, how we looking?

414
00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:47,000
Dude, I'm gonna be
able to fix this, dude.

415
00:20:47,036 --> 00:20:49,636
Do you have any, like,
stale bread? Thank you.
Right there.

416
00:20:49,675 --> 00:20:52,005
Corner!
Chef! Corner! Behind...

417
00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:55,086
Fak, watch it.
Hey, I'll pay you
in sandwich, yeah?

418
00:20:55,119 --> 00:20:57,489
Deal!
No shit deal!

419
00:20:57,524 --> 00:20:59,504
Oh, fuck off, man.
Hey, was Richie
always an asshole?

420
00:20:59,528 --> 00:21:01,768
Dude, always and forever.
Dude, he's the fucking worst.

421
00:21:01,799 --> 00:21:04,339
Mm, yeah. He sucks.
Dude, he's not a nice guy.

422
00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:06,640
He's just-He's sad inside.
Yeah.

423
00:21:06,676 --> 00:21:08,646
Fak...

424
00:21:08,680 --> 00:21:09,750
Dude...

425
00:21:17,831 --> 00:21:21,041
Yo, family's up!
Yeah! Woo! Let's do this!

426
00:21:22,808 --> 00:21:25,548
Oh my gosh. I smell...
That looks so good!

427
00:21:25,580 --> 00:21:28,120
Damn, Sydney!
Let's go!

428
00:21:31,859 --> 00:21:34,059
What do we got
going on over here?
Yeah, we got a stew,

429
00:21:34,097 --> 00:21:37,367
rice, plantains,
and a little fennel salad.

430
00:21:37,403 --> 00:21:40,643
Alright, I'm interested.
Ebra, yo, let's do this.

431
00:21:40,677 --> 00:21:42,847
I bring my own.
This looks like shit.

432
00:21:42,881 --> 00:21:44,121
Oh, come on.

433
00:21:44,150 --> 00:21:46,050
Don't pay any attention.

434
00:21:46,087 --> 00:21:48,127
That's not nice.
That's not nice.
I don't eat pork.

435
00:21:48,158 --> 00:21:50,528
It's not pork. It's beef.
He never eats.

436
00:21:50,563 --> 00:21:53,603
It look like pork.
Alright, alright,
I'll start. I'll start.

437
00:21:53,636 --> 00:21:56,676
I'm grateful for Philip K. Dick.
Fak, you're up.

438
00:21:56,709 --> 00:21:59,109
Me?! Uh, I-I'm tha-uh...

439
00:21:59,147 --> 00:22:02,547
thankful for my-my cats Ralph.

440
00:22:02,587 --> 00:22:03,957
They both named Ralph?

441
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,460
Yeah. It's just, like,
it's easier that way.

442
00:22:06,495 --> 00:22:09,665
Ralph and Ralph.
Alright, Tina,
you're up. What's up?

443
00:22:09,702 --> 00:22:11,872
I'm grateful for all
y'all motherfuckers.

444
00:22:11,906 --> 00:22:14,546
Look at you, fucking softy!

445
00:22:14,578 --> 00:22:16,618
I guess I'm grateful that...

446
00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:18,689
Richie didn't come in here
wearing that cologne today

447
00:22:18,720 --> 00:22:20,620
that he always be wearing.
You know, it smell like

448
00:22:20,657 --> 00:22:23,757
a pine tree and shit.

449
00:22:23,796 --> 00:22:26,026
Smell like onion under arm.

450
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,980
Onion under arm!

451
00:22:31,011 --> 00:22:33,621
Chef, you want a plate?
All good. Thank you, Chef.

452
00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:35,720
You can have mine
if you change your mind.

453
00:22:35,754 --> 00:22:37,124
What?

454
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,856
I just never had pl�tanos
with, like, grass on it.

455
00:22:39,895 --> 00:22:41,765
Yo, shit. Cousin, Cousin.

456
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:43,439
Cousin, yo, it's getting
crazy out there.

457
00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:45,438
Come give me a hand.
Nah, bro.

458
00:22:45,472 --> 00:22:46,682
This is on you.

459
00:22:46,709 --> 00:22:48,479
Yo, Tina, how about these
pl�tanos though, right?

460
00:22:48,513 --> 00:22:50,523
Yo, really?
Yeah, really.

461
00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:53,520
This isn't my house, remember?
I didn't say
I didn't like 'em.

462
00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:56,856
She was just-She was
just saying she was...
You didn't eat them.

463
00:22:56,896 --> 00:22:59,736
Blockers!
Blockers! Blockers!
Yo! Eh!

464
00:22:59,768 --> 00:23:02,138
Everybody relax!
Things are fucking alright!

465
00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:04,143
Yo!

466
00:23:04,177 --> 00:23:06,477
Eh, stop banging on the fucking
glass! My guy, stop banging--

467
00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:09,615
Get off me, cocksucker!
Fuck you, man!

468
00:23:18,038 --> 00:23:20,108
Breaker...

469
00:23:23,181 --> 00:23:25,951
Merry Christmas, Lizards.

470
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,527
Sounds like we got
a real problem out here.

471
00:23:29,561 --> 00:23:32,631
Any of you Incel-QAnon-4Chan...

472
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:35,767
Snyder-Cut motherfuckers
wanna out of line now?

473
00:23:35,807 --> 00:23:38,077
Anybody?

474
00:23:39,681 --> 00:23:40,781
Yeah.

475
00:23:40,817 --> 00:23:42,787
Didn't think so.

476
00:23:42,821 --> 00:23:44,491
Cousin.

477
00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,297
You alright?
Thank you.

478
00:23:52,541 --> 00:23:55,181
So we're gonna have a little
tournament here today.

479
00:23:55,212 --> 00:23:58,092
We are gonna be on
our best behavior.

480
00:23:58,118 --> 00:24:00,788
We're not gonna scare
any of the regulars.

481
00:24:00,824 --> 00:24:01,894
We're not gonna touch 'em.

482
00:24:01,926 --> 00:24:03,096
We're not gonna
look at 'em all weird.

483
00:24:03,128 --> 00:24:06,668
We're not gonna do any
of that spectral shit!

484
00:24:08,573 --> 00:24:12,213
Yes? Good.
You're gonna purchase

485
00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:14,716
one Italian Beef combo
to enter. Now,

486
00:24:14,752 --> 00:24:16,152
this is a single
elimination tourney,

487
00:24:16,187 --> 00:24:18,787
so you lose,
you get the fuck out.

488
00:24:18,826 --> 00:24:22,526
No two ways about it.
You win...

489
00:24:22,567 --> 00:24:24,967
free Italian Ice for a year.

490
00:24:25,005 --> 00:24:28,245
Also...

491
00:24:28,278 --> 00:24:29,718
Also...

492
00:24:30,249 --> 00:24:31,649
Also...

493
00:24:32,587 --> 00:24:34,727
I hate litter.

494
00:24:34,758 --> 00:24:37,998
So, you cucks are gonna
clean up after yourselves,

495
00:24:38,031 --> 00:24:40,601
and you're gonna
goddamn recycle.

496
00:24:44,010 --> 00:24:45,080
Fuck you.

497
00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,885
Cousin, how fucking dope
is that?! -
Not dope at all.

498
00:24:51,926 --> 00:24:53,696
What are you talking about?
I brought that crowd in!

499
00:24:53,729 --> 00:24:55,799
That's a lot of
money out there!
That we're not prepped for!

500
00:24:55,834 --> 00:24:57,814
I shoulda let those turkeys
eat you, Carmy, I swear to God.

501
00:24:57,838 --> 00:25:00,238
Today was not the day to
go fucking with the system.

502
00:25:00,275 --> 00:25:02,705
System, system! Cousin--
Hey, I don't care.

503
00:25:02,747 --> 00:25:04,747
I do not care what
you do up in Napa

504
00:25:04,785 --> 00:25:06,855
with your fucking tweezers
and your foie gras.

505
00:25:06,889 --> 00:25:09,999
You got no fuckin' idea
what you're doing here!

506
00:25:10,028 --> 00:25:12,968
None! Zero!

507
00:25:13,001 --> 00:25:14,741
So we are gonna stick
with what works,

508
00:25:14,771 --> 00:25:16,141
and we are gonna
fuckin' make sure

509
00:25:16,174 --> 00:25:19,154
we got enough food to
feed these fuckin' dorks.

510
00:25:20,617 --> 00:25:23,157
So get your ass back in there,

511
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:26,258
and you make that
fuckin' spaghetti.

512
00:25:28,766 --> 00:25:30,036
Sydney...

513
00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:33,638
Sorry about the gun, babe.
I had to get real.

514
00:26:03,201 --> 00:26:04,841
Mm...

515
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:06,909
Goddamn...

516
00:26:07,811 --> 00:26:09,581
Yo, Carm. Check it.

517
00:26:10,717 --> 00:26:12,187
That's good.
You see that difference?

518
00:26:12,219 --> 00:26:14,759
Big time. Steam tray.
You were right.
Yep.

519
00:26:16,327 --> 00:26:18,897
You can throw down, huh?

520
00:26:18,933 --> 00:26:20,943
Hey, grab me a fresh parm brick?

521
00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:23,807
Heard, Chef.

522
00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:10,201
One, two, three, four,
five against one

523
00:27:10,235 --> 00:27:12,105
Five, five,
five against one

524
00:27:12,139 --> 00:27:14,239
Said one, two, three, four,
five against one

525
00:27:14,277 --> 00:27:17,347
Five, five, five, five,
five against one

526
00:27:17,383 --> 00:27:19,993
Torture from you to

527
00:27:20,022 --> 00:27:23,832
Me, yeah

528
00:27:24,932 --> 00:27:27,002
Yeah, yeah

529
00:27:27,036 --> 00:27:30,976
Abducted from the street...

530
00:27:33,976 --> 00:27:37,976
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