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[TENSE MUSIC]

2
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[POLICE SIREN]

3
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Hey, you got a permit
for those guns?

4
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I got your permit right here.

5
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

6
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Catchy tune.

7
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[SOUND EFFECTS AND
SHOOTING FROM ARCADE GAMES]

8
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[GEEK IN ARCADE]
Fuck this game.

9
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FUCK YOU!
[ARCADE GAME BEEPING]

10
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[STATIC FROM ARCADE GAME]

11
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[CLANKING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY]

12
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[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING]

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[PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND BABY CRYING]

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-== [ www.OpenSubtitles.com ] ==-

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[SIGNAL FROM POLICE WALK TALKIE]
We need backup,
we need Kung Fury.

16
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[GUN SHOTS AND SCREAMING
IN THE DISTANCE]

17
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[SEDUCTIVE 80'S SAXOPHONE MUSIC]

18
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Yeah, that's my bicep.

19
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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One second babe.

21
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Hello?

22
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[POLICE OFFICER]
 We got an arcade machine
 down here going crazy,

23
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 it is killing everybody,
 it's destruction,
 chaos, terror-

24
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[CRUNCHING OF PLASTIC]

25
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What are you gonna do?

26
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My job.

27
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[80'S SYNTHPOP ACTION MUSIC]

28
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[CAR ENGINE REVVING]

29
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING
AND DOG WHIMPERING]

30
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[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND CAR ACCELERATING]

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[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]

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[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC]

33
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[MUSIC KICKS BACK IN]

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[FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS]

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[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC]

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[END OF 80'S TECHNOPOP
ACTION MUSIC]

37
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Game over.

38
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[STATIC FROM FAILING MACHINERY]

39
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[KUNG FURY] I'm a cop and
 damn good at my job.

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 It all began years ago.

41
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 In the line of duty,

42
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 me and my partner were
 chasing  down

43
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 a mysterious Kung Fu-master.

44
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[KUNG FURY]
 You're under arrest, punk.

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 Show us your hands.

46
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[CLINKING OF
METAL CLASPS CLOSING]

47
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Good work, Dragon.

48
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 That crazy stunt could've
 killed us both.

49
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 But goddammit, you're the
 best partner I've ever had.

50
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 Thanks,
 I learned from the best.

51
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 You're like a father to me.
[SWORD SWINGING]

52
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[KUNG FURY]
 With one fatal blow,
 he hit my partner.

53
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[SQUELCHING]

54
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[KUNG FURY] I could tell
 he was dead straight off.

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[TENSE MUSIC
AND KUNG-FU MASTER GRUNTING]

56
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[EERY ECHOING
AND DRIPPING OF BLOOD]

57
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[KUNG FURY]
 Before I could pull the trigger

58
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 I was hit by lightning
and bitten by a cobra.

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 I blacked out.

60
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[EERY ECHOING
AND SOFT TINKLING]

61
00:04:01,674 --> 00:04:04,877
 And saw images of ancient
 Shaolin temples and monks,

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 mastering the art of Kung Fu.

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 There was an ancient prophecy,

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 about a new form
 of Kung Fu so powerful,

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 only one man could master it.

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 The chosen one.

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 When I woke up,

68
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 I saw the Kung Fu master
 running towards me.

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 I could feel my body mutate

70
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 into some sort of
 Kung Fu freak of nature.

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[KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING]

72
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE]

73
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 You!

74
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 You are the chosen one!

75
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 - Knock, knock.
 - Who's there?

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 Knuckles.

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[KUNG FU MASTER SCREAMING
IN THE DISTANCE]

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[TENSE MUSIC
AND FIRE CRACKLING]

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[KUNG FURY]
 As a memento,

80
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 I put on a strip of cloth
 from the dead Kung Fu master.

81
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 I decided I would use
 my new super Kung Fu powers

82
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 to fight crime.

83
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 So, I became
 the best cop in the world.

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 I became, Kung Fury.

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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC FADES OUT]

87
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[STATIC FROM RADIO
AND NOISES FROM THE CITY]

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[CHIEF MCNICKLES]
I don't wanna hear it Kung Fury.

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I just got back from city hall,
$50 million worth of damages,

90
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and I got the mayor up
my ass like a fag on Viagra.

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How am I going to explain
this to the press, hm?

92
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You just destroyed an entire
city block for Christ's sake.

93
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Didn't you tell me
to block it out?

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I told you do it by the book.

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Cut the bullshit.

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Nobody else could have stopped

97
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that arcade machine
and you know it.

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[CHIEF MCNICKLES]
Oh man, listen to me Kung Fury.

99
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You need to start following
the rules like the rest of us,

100
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so I'm assigning you
a new partner.

101
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What?
Hell no, I work alone.

102
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Not anymore you don't.

103
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Say hi to your new partner,
Triceracop.

104
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Very nice meeting you Kung Fury,

105
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looking forward to
working with you.

106
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 You're like a father to me.

107
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I work alone.

108
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Either you team up
with Triceracop,

109
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or you're off the case.

110
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I'm not off the case,

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I quit.

112
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

113
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[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO]

114
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Yeah Yeah, I did the blood test.

115
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It was positive, yeah?

116
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[GIRL ON PHONE]
 What the hell
 are you talking about?

117
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Yeah no problem.

118
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[HITLER]
Give me the phone.

119
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[TENSE MUSIC]

120
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[HITLER DIALLING PHONE]

121
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What the hell is this?

122
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[TELELPHONE RINGING]

123
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- Chief McNickles speaking.
 - Is this the police?

124
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 - Yeah, this is the police.
- Fuck you!

125
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[POLICE OFFICERS
SHOUTING HYSTERICALLY]

126
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[BULLETS PINGING OFF WALLS
AND GLASS SMASHING]

127
00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,688
MALFUNCTIONING?

128
00:08:07,019 --> 00:08:08,688
[PHONE BEEPING]

129
00:08:09,922 --> 00:08:12,425
I need someone
to trace that call!

130
00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:14,393
But that's impossible!

131
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[HACKERMAN]
Not for me it isn't.

132
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[ROCK AND ROLL GUITAR RIFF]

133
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[KUNG FURY]
 Hackerman, he's the most
 powerful hacker of all time.

134
00:08:29,909 --> 00:08:30,977
Follow me.

135
00:08:34,246 --> 00:08:36,482
[HACKERMAN]
I was able to triangulate
the cell phone signal

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and trace the caller.

137
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His name is Adolf Hitler.

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Hitler, he's the worst
criminal of all time.

139
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Do you know him, sir?

140
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I guess you could say that.

141
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In the 1940's,
Hitler was a Kung Fu champion.

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[KUNG FURY]
He was so good at Kung Fu,

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 that he decided to change
 his name to Kung Führer.

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 But he didn't stop there.

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 He knew of
 the Kung Fury prophecy,

146
00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:03,608
 and wanted to claim the throne.

147
00:09:03,708 --> 00:09:05,844
 He and his posse of
 Nazi soldiers

148
00:09:05,944 --> 00:09:07,747
 conducted experiments
 for years.

149
00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:14,353
[TENSE MUSIC
WITH A KUNG FU UNDERTONE]

150
00:09:18,958 --> 00:09:20,559
 But they weren't able
 to figure out

151
00:09:20,659 --> 00:09:23,162
 how to master the art
 of Kung Fury.

152
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 And one day,

153
00:09:25,831 --> 00:09:27,999
 he disappeared
 from the face of the earth.

154
00:09:28,099 --> 00:09:30,335
 And no-one has seen him
 ever since.

155
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Until now.

156
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I guess he figured if he could
find and kill the chosen one,

157
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he would become
Kung Fury himself.

158
00:09:37,242 --> 00:09:39,712
He must have traveled in time
in order to get here,

159
00:09:39,812 --> 00:09:42,514
that's probably why
he disappeared.

160
00:09:42,614 --> 00:09:43,983
So, what're you gonna do?

161
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My job.

162
00:09:45,985 --> 00:09:48,353
I'm gonna go back in time
to Nazi Germany,

163
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and kill Hitler,
once and for all.

164
00:09:50,355 --> 00:09:52,457
[HACKERMAN]
So, how are you gonna do that?

165
00:09:52,557 --> 00:09:54,393
I'm not sure.

166
00:09:54,493 --> 00:09:56,295
I need some sort of
time machine.

167
00:10:00,298 --> 00:10:01,800
Wait a minute,

168
00:10:01,900 --> 00:10:03,869
using an RX modulator,
I might be able to conduct

169
00:10:03,969 --> 00:10:06,638
a mainframe cell direct and
hack the uplink to the download.

170
00:10:06,738 --> 00:10:08,340
What does that mean?

171
00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:11,277
With the right algorithms,
I can hack you back in time.

172
00:10:12,277 --> 00:10:14,313
Just like a time machine.

173
00:10:14,413 --> 00:10:16,815
Well then, it's hacking time.

174
00:10:16,915 --> 00:10:21,253
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]

175
00:11:06,264 --> 00:11:08,401
[80'S ACTION MUSIC
FADES TO STATIC]

176
00:11:15,374 --> 00:11:17,677
[ACTION MUSIC KICKS BACK IN]

177
00:11:31,456 --> 00:11:33,259
[COMPUTER BEEPING]

178
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,427
Oh, no!

179
00:11:39,764 --> 00:11:42,667
[INTERFERENCE IN
80'S ACTION MUSIC]

180
00:11:42,768 --> 00:11:44,804
[SILENCE]

181
00:11:46,738 --> 00:11:49,775
[EERY ECHOING AND WIND BLOWING]

182
00:11:51,509 --> 00:11:54,714
[SOFT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

183
00:12:19,805 --> 00:12:21,740
[ELECTRICAL SURGE]

184
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:24,276
[MUSIC FADES OUT]

185
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:37,423
 Fuck!

186
00:12:37,523 --> 00:12:39,157
That's a Laser-Raptor.

187
00:12:39,257 --> 00:12:41,493
 I thought they went
 extinct thousands of years ago.

188
00:12:41,593 --> 00:12:43,462
[TENSE MUSIC]

189
00:12:51,503 --> 00:12:55,274
[MACHINE GUN SHOOTING
AND LASER-RAPTOR WAILING]

190
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:59,478
[SOFT, INDIGENOUS MUSIC]

191
00:13:03,515 --> 00:13:05,717
[BIRD CAWING IN THE DISTANCE]

192
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:07,219
Who are you?

193
00:13:07,319 --> 00:13:08,420
My name,

194
00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:11,023
is Barbarianna.

195
00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:17,462
[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC]

196
00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,264
What year is this?

197
00:13:19,364 --> 00:13:20,933
It's the Viking age.

198
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,568
 That explains the Laser-Raptor.
 Fuck!

199
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:25,671
 I went too far back in time.

200
00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,739
You need to get out
of this valley.

201
00:13:27,839 --> 00:13:30,142
This place is swarming
with Laser-Raptors.

202
00:13:30,242 --> 00:13:33,578
I'll meet you at the God's drop.
Katana can help you get there.

203
00:13:33,678 --> 00:13:35,347
Who's Katana?

204
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,582
[KATANA]
I'm Katana.

205
00:13:40,185 --> 00:13:42,521
I can give you a ride to Asgard.

206
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:44,390
A ride on what?

207
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:48,627
[UPBEAT ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC]

208
00:14:01,072 --> 00:14:04,076
[ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC FADES OUT]

209
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:08,747
So, who are you?

210
00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,650
I'm a cop from the future.

211
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,852
I was sent back in time
to kill Hitler,

212
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:18,424
but I accidently went
too far back in time

213
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:19,859
and ended up in this place.

214
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:25,264
I know someone
who might be able to help you.

215
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,134
[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC]

216
00:14:29,234 --> 00:14:33,472
Thor!

217
00:14:34,406 --> 00:14:40,346
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

218
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:51,022
[THOR]
Behold! It is me, Thor!

219
00:14:51,122 --> 00:14:54,059
Son of Odin
and protector of mankind.

220
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:56,094
Check out my pecs.

221
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:57,596
Your pecs are epic.

222
00:14:57,696 --> 00:14:59,064
[THOR]
Thanks bro!

223
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:05,905
So, anyway.

224
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:09,474
Thor, this is Kung Fury,
he's a cop from the future.

225
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:13,111
[KUNG FURY]
Yeah, I need to get to
Nazi Germany and kill Hitler...

226
00:15:13,211 --> 00:15:15,681
- so if you could help me with--
- Stop!

227
00:15:15,781 --> 00:15:17,583
[SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING]

228
00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,084
Hammer time.

229
00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:22,821
[DRAMATIC 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

230
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:27,693
Walk through this portal and
you'll end up in Nazi Germany.

231
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:30,329
Good luck to you Kung Fury!

232
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:31,497
Thanks Thor!

233
00:15:38,137 --> 00:15:40,973
Well,
looks like this is my ride.

234
00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:44,610
Hey, future cop,
where are you going?

235
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:52,084
You know what.
Here, take my number.

236
00:15:52,984 --> 00:15:55,220
And use this phone to call me.

237
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:58,323
It's a personal, transportable,
cellular telephone.

238
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:01,693
It features 645 channel
capacity,

239
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:06,031
10 number speed dial,
and an electronic security lock.

240
00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,401
This revolution in communication
could make it possible

241
00:16:09,501 --> 00:16:12,604
for more and more people
to have a phone in their car!

242
00:16:12,704 --> 00:16:14,707
[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

243
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,609
[MUSIC FADES OUT]

244
00:16:25,417 --> 00:16:29,755
[TENSE MUSIC]

245
00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:34,059
[MUSIC FADES OUT]

246
00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,151
Tank you.

247
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:36,088
[TENSE MUSIC]

248
00:17:41,159 --> 00:17:46,064
I'm the greatest Kung Fu master
of all time,

249
00:17:46,164 --> 00:17:47,466
right guys?

250
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:54,606
[CROWD CHEERING AND WHISTLING]

251
00:17:54,706 --> 00:17:57,142
[HITLER]
Thank you!

252
00:18:02,280 --> 00:18:04,883
[TANK ENGINE REVVING
AND ACCELERATING]

253
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,090
[KUNG FURY]
I'm disarming you.

254
00:18:12,190 --> 00:18:14,259
My arm! My arm!

255
00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:19,631
[ARM MIMICS THE SOUND
OF A HELICOPER]

256
00:18:23,001 --> 00:18:24,636
[DULL THUD]

257
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:27,439
[LOW INTENSE DRONE]

258
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:29,241
Kill him!

259
00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:34,580
[CLAMOR OF NAZI SOLDIERS]

260
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:39,751
[NAZI SOLDIERS GROANING IN PAIN
AND KUNG FURY GRUNTING]

261
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,837
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]

262
00:20:01,599 --> 00:20:03,268
You don't need that spine,

263
00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:06,805
it's holding your back!

264
00:20:09,341 --> 00:20:11,210
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]

265
00:20:24,956 --> 00:20:28,994
[SOFT, SAD MUSIC]

266
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,296
[NAZI SOLIDERS GROANING]

267
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:34,233
[KUNG FURY GROANING IN PAIN]

268
00:20:36,835 --> 00:20:37,969
[HITLER]
A-ha!

269
00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:39,470
Fuck you Kung Fury.

270
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:43,541
Now nothing can stop me
and my army of death.

271
00:20:43,641 --> 00:20:46,578
[HITLER LAUGHING
AND CROWD APPLAUDING]

272
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:49,314
[MUSIC BUILDS]

273
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,885
[CROWD WHISTLING AND CHEERING]

274
00:20:55,753 --> 00:20:56,989
Thank you guys!

275
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,893
[MUSIC BUILDS TO A CRESCENDO
AND THEN FADES OUT]

276
00:21:01,993 --> 00:21:04,062
[SOUNDS OF A STORM BREWING]

277
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,597
What the fuck?

278
00:21:05,697 --> 00:21:07,866
[CROWD CHATTERING HYSTERICALLY]

279
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:11,903
[THUNDER AND LIGHTENING]

280
00:21:14,005 --> 00:21:16,008
[LOW RUMBLING]

281
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,714
[THUNDER CLAPPING]

282
00:21:22,814 --> 00:21:25,417
[EERY ECHOING]

283
00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:36,528
[BEEPING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY]

284
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,336
[SILENCE]

285
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:49,206
[NAZI SOLDIERS PRATTLING
AND LASER-RAPTOR SNARLING]

286
00:21:49,307 --> 00:21:50,608
Kill them!

287
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:53,979
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC]

288
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,807
[MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY
AND SHOOTING OF GUNS]

289
00:22:23,074 --> 00:22:24,910
[NAZI SOLDER SCREAMING]

290
00:22:26,344 --> 00:22:31,583
[80'S TECHNOPOP ACTION MUSIC
KICKS BACK IN]

291
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:36,455
[FUTURISTIC GUN SHOTS
AND CROWD SCREAMING IN AGONY]

292
00:22:40,024 --> 00:22:41,592
[MUSIC FADES OUT]

293
00:22:41,692 --> 00:22:45,731
[NAZI SOLDIER GROANING IN PAIN]

294
00:22:45,831 --> 00:22:51,136
Alright Hitler, the gig is up,
show me your hands.

295
00:22:51,236 --> 00:22:57,209
[CLANKING AND WHIRRING
OF MACHINERY]

296
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:58,844
[TRICERACOP GRUNTING
IN CONFUSION]

297
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:03,815
[BIRD CAWING]

298
00:23:08,986 --> 00:23:12,057
[TRICERACOP]
Hackerman,
have you seen Kung Fury?

299
00:23:14,325 --> 00:23:16,828
[HACKERMAN]
Oh, no! We were too late.

300
00:23:19,497 --> 00:23:24,102
[UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

301
00:23:43,521 --> 00:23:46,458
[MUSIC FADES OUT]

302
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,693
[CARTOON KUNG FURY GRUNTS
IN CONFUSION]

303
00:23:54,366 --> 00:23:55,967
Who the hell are you?

304
00:23:56,067 --> 00:23:59,170
My name is Cobra.

305
00:23:59,270 --> 00:24:02,908
I've been expecting you
Kung Fury.

306
00:24:03,008 --> 00:24:05,243
I'm your spirit animal.

307
00:24:05,343 --> 00:24:07,212
What the hell is this place?

308
00:24:07,312 --> 00:24:11,716
This is heaven,
I'm afraid you're dead.

309
00:24:12,417 --> 00:24:13,919
What?

310
00:24:14,019 --> 00:24:16,321
But it looks so real.

311
00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:20,558
Yeah, no it's totally real.

312
00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:22,793
Mr. Cobra, I'm a police officer.

313
00:24:22,894 --> 00:24:26,264
I need you to send me
back to earth, pronto.

314
00:24:26,364 --> 00:24:28,566
I'm sorry,
I can't help you with that.

315
00:24:28,666 --> 00:24:31,368
You see, you're dead.

316
00:24:31,469 --> 00:24:33,705
- You're under arrest!
- What?

317
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:38,476
For obstruction of justice,
you're breaking the law!

318
00:24:38,576 --> 00:24:41,847
[ACTION MUSIC
WITH DRAMATIC SINGING]

319
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:48,119
[CARTOON KUNG FURY SCREAMING
AND MUSIC FADES OUT]

320
00:24:52,223 --> 00:24:53,758
What the hell happened?

321
00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:56,494
I hacked away all of
your bullet wounds Kung Fury.

322
00:24:56,594 --> 00:24:57,829
Thanks!

323
00:24:57,929 --> 00:25:00,499
[BIRD CAWING AND
LASER-RAPTOR SHRIEKING]

324
00:25:10,207 --> 00:25:14,613
[TENSE MUSIC]

325
00:25:19,084 --> 00:25:23,054
I want to welcome you
and your friends to Germany.

326
00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,460
We are not so different,
you and I.

327
00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:31,963
I mean we both got
good style, you know?

328
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,732
Red, you know?

329
00:25:34,432 --> 00:25:35,700
So, that's cool!

330
00:25:37,969 --> 00:25:41,306
We both like doing moves,
check it out!

331
00:25:41,406 --> 00:25:43,308
[HITLER GRUNTS IN EXERTION]

332
00:25:43,408 --> 00:25:47,646
And killing people, I love it,
you clearly do, too!

333
00:25:48,546 --> 00:25:49,981
And that's cool!

334
00:25:51,182 --> 00:25:52,617
Join me,

335
00:25:52,717 --> 00:25:56,087
we could be brothers,
we are so alike.

336
00:25:56,187 --> 00:25:58,990
It's almost like
we finish each other's...

337
00:25:59,090 --> 00:26:00,625
- Balls.
- What?

338
00:26:02,327 --> 00:26:05,230
[HITLER GROANS IN PAIN]

339
00:26:23,047 --> 00:26:25,417
Oh, my,
not much left of him is there?

340
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:27,385
The important thing is that
he is gone.

341
00:26:28,786 --> 00:26:30,821
Sorry I doubted you Triceracop.

342
00:26:30,922 --> 00:26:32,857
You're the best damn partner
I've ever had.

343
00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:36,027
I came back in time
for you Kung Fury,

344
00:26:36,127 --> 00:26:38,429
because, damn it,
I love you.

345
00:26:38,530 --> 00:26:42,367
[TRIUMPHANT 80'S
SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

346
00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,770
Team work is very important.

347
00:26:47,104 --> 00:26:50,141
So, what happens now Kung Fury?

348
00:26:53,010 --> 00:26:55,280
Well, I need to
head back to the office.

349
00:26:57,148 --> 00:26:59,784
Looks like it's gonna be
hell of a lot of paperwork.

350
00:27:03,088 --> 00:27:07,092
[TRIUMPHANT 80'S
SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

351
00:27:12,864 --> 00:27:15,967
[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND PEOPLE SCREAMING]

352
00:27:18,403 --> 00:27:22,307
[CAR HORNS HONKING
AND CAR ENGINE ACCELERATING]

353
00:27:22,407 --> 00:27:23,841
Open the doors, Hoff.

354
00:27:23,941 --> 00:27:26,678
 I'm sorry Fury,
 I can't let you do that.

355
00:27:26,778 --> 00:27:28,480
Open the doors, Hoff!

356
00:27:28,580 --> 00:27:31,782
 I'm sorry, I can't let you
 open the doors Kung Fury.

357
00:27:31,882 --> 00:27:33,517
Goddammit, open the doors!

358
00:27:33,617 --> 00:27:37,222
 - Sorry I can't--
 - Open the doors!

359
00:27:37,322 --> 00:27:42,827
 Did anyone ever tell you
 not to hassle the Hoff 9000?

360
00:27:42,927 --> 00:27:45,964
Oh, Hoff 9000,
you son of a bitch.

361
00:27:46,064 --> 00:27:50,769
[UPBEAT 80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

362
00:27:53,972 --> 00:28:00,411
[INTERFERENCE IN MUSIC
COMING FROM RADIO]

363
00:28:00,511 --> 00:28:02,546
Piece of shit.

364
00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:07,718
[INTERFERENCE IN RADIO SIGNAL]

365
00:28:07,818 --> 00:28:11,222
[TENSE DRUM MACHINE MUSIC]

366
00:28:18,396 --> 00:28:20,631
[TRICERACOP] Oh, my,
 not much left of him is there?

367
00:28:20,731 --> 00:28:24,101
[KUNG FURY]
 The important thing is that
he is gone.

368
00:28:24,201 --> 00:28:26,037
[MUSIC BUILDS]

369
00:28:35,847 --> 00:28:37,315
Game over.

370
00:28:38,949 --> 00:28:40,385
 Wait a minute,

371
00:28:41,986 --> 00:28:44,322
 I've seen that symbol before...

372
00:28:46,491 --> 00:28:47,859
 somewhere.

373
00:28:57,268 --> 00:28:58,469
Hitler!

374
00:28:58,569 --> 00:29:00,004
[BIRD CAWING]

375
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:05,009
[TENSE MUSIC]

376
00:29:05,977 --> 00:29:11,182
[80'S SYNTHPOP MUSIC]

376
00:29:12,305 --> 00:30:12,640
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