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Ladies and gentlemen...

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it gives me great pleasure to introduce
to you my commanding officer...

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Gen. Strike!

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Thank you, Archer.

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It's indeed an honor to have with us today...

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to dedicate this right wing of the chemical
biological warfare proving grounds...

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here in Cholera, Alaska...

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the chairman of the board
of flameout aeronautics...

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the father of massive retaliation...

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and the chief architect
of the military-industrial complex...

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Sen. Chance Vaught.

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- Senator?
- Thank you, Gen. Strike.

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A pleasure.

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Fabulous occasion, a boon to mankind.

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Get your piece, old rake-off, more finesse.

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The champagne, please.

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Archer, you crud, where's the champagne?

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Hurry!

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Meeting, it's a pleasure, disorganized,
full report, heads rolling.

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The bottle! Where's the bottle?

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The bottle.

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- Got it here!
- What?

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Oh, yeah.

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On this auspicious,
we are prepared, deterrent...

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in the human enemy, animals.

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Christen you, for Typhoid Mary.

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Thank you, Senator.

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<i>And remember the motto of</i>
<i>the chemical-biological warfare unit.</i>

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<i>To you, it may be deadly,</i>
<i>but to us, it's really a gas.</i>

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<i>What the hell do you suppose</i>
<i>we use to baptize the building?</i>

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<i>I don't know, sir.</i>

32
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<i>But it's really going to screw up</i>
<i>our spotless safety record.</i>

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Good morning, Father.

34
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I chased a hippie in here.

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Aye? Could you describe him, my son?

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Long hair, weird clothes.

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Looks like a real troublemaker to me.

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No, there hasn't been anyone like that
around the church for years.

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My conscience is troubling me, Father.

40
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I wonder, would you hear my confession?

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Gotta make a phone call, mac.

42
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Pearls after swine.

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- Are you the one who phoned, Father?
- Yes.

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Tell me all about that gas, my child.

45
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I am Dr. Harvey Murder's mistress...

46
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and lab assistant.

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While we were studying
the aging process in man...

48
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he discovered a gas that increases
the rate of neuron depletion.

49
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You see, neurons begin dying off
in anyone over the age of 25.

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That's when this gas gets them.

51
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It causes death from instant old age.

52
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Anyway, that's when the army got hold of...

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And the army fucked it up.

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Father!

55
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It's a sin to say "fuck"!

56
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I will forgive you, my child.

57
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Father, I have to know,
is police brutality really a sin?

58
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Only on Friday!

59
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I'm guilty, Father.

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For your penance,
you will demonstrate bicycle safety...

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at the Black Panther convention
in Mobile, Alabama.

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<i>Mr. Vice President...</i>

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<i>is it true a gas has escaped from</i>
<i>our chemical research center in Alaska...</i>

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<i>that is killing everyone in the world over 25?</i>

65
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<i>That is a malicious rumor...</i>

66
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<i>peddled by the limp-wristed cadre</i>
<i>of perpetual students...</i>

67
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<i>pseudo-intellectuals</i>
<i>and biased news media.</i>

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They're Medicare. I'm Medicaid.

69
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I'm afraid there's no hope.

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Say, "I'm prepared to pay."

71
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They say there's no bliss
like that enjoyed by a man...

72
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who knows he will be happy
in the next world.

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I'm Morgue Catapult,
of the Styx funeral chapel...

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in Highway Close, Mesquite.

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Say, friends!

76
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Were you really screwing Dr. Murder?

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Screwing?

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What a horrible word.
Where did you hear that?

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I made it up.

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Why don't you make up
a beautiful word for lovemaking?

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I bet you can't.

82
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Of course I can.

83
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There's lots of beautiful words.

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Turquoise.

85
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Gian Carlo Menotti.

86
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I like that.

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Rainy day.

88
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Deferment.

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Fantasia sensation.

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Fantastic.

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<i>The President of the United States.</i>

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<i>As the result of a human error,</i>
<i>a mistake anyone might have made...</i>

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<i>one of our gases has escaped.</i>

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<i>I'm sorry to announce that I,</i>
<i>the former Vice President...</i>

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<i>am now the President of the United States.</i>

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<i>You're sorry?</i>

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I'd have insanity.

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Survivors will erupt in violence
and bickering feuds.

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I'm taking a sabbatical.

100
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Yeah well, we just decided
to stay stoned, you know...

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until the whole world blows over.

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We will attempt to continue everything
approximately as it is.

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Except on a smaller, more personal scale.

104
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What happens to those who don't like it?

105
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We'll take no guff from
the dope-smoking minority.

106
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Laws are to be obeyed by all citizens.

107
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The suicidal arrogance of ignorance
has presented us with a revolution!

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And if we have to...

109
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we will eliminate
the love-peace-flower-drug bunch...

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as well as the reactionary goody-goodies!

111
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This is no time for division!
You're the first to go!

112
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Commie pinko!

113
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This weirdo wants to talk to you.

114
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So, you're one of the weirdoes.

115
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Actually, I'm a creep.

116
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Permit denied!

117
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I didn't request a permit!

118
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I came here to question your authority
to issue travel permits!

119
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This is my authority!

120
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This is all I need!

121
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In my two years on the force, you weirdoes...

122
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Creeps!

123
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Creeps...

124
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like you...

125
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oinked at me...

126
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abused me.

127
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You creeps had all the power...

128
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and this little piggy had none!

129
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But now...

130
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I am the law!

131
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<i>Say goodbye to Dallas, Cilla.</i>

132
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<i>We've seen that kind of law</i>
<i>around here before.</i>

133
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I couldn't find any firewood.

134
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<i>Mein Gott!</i>
You're not going to burn the books?

135
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The collected works of Jacqueline Susann?

136
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Think this will be enough?

137
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Don't worry, there's a whole shelf
of Harold Robbins inside.

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- Residual.
- Sapling.

139
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- Resurrection.
- Maroon.

140
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- Forsythia.
- Appaloosa.

141
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Georgian!

142
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Orgasm!

143
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My car! My food! My supplies!

144
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My ass!

145
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There she goes.

146
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Greatest little soul car in America.

147
00:15:20,531 --> 00:15:21,589
See?

148
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You go along the highway, picking daisies...

149
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and pow!

150
00:15:26,704 --> 00:15:29,696
Small print comes out of nowhere
and gets you.

151
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Look, thief...

152
00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:32,569
The name's Billy.

153
00:15:33,111 --> 00:15:35,045
People call me The Kid.

154
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Got the largest selection of used cars
west of the Mississippi.

155
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The secret of my success?

156
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Low overhead.

157
00:15:46,457 --> 00:15:49,290
Like the way I came low over your head.

158
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,452
Honestly, mister...

159
00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:52,928
You calling me honest?

160
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Don't run.
He's looking for a reason to kill us.

161
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Easy, Pretentious.

162
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I don't have to kill them.

163
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They can't dance.

164
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Hey, hi!

165
00:16:42,613 --> 00:16:43,944
You remember the Twist?

166
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What started white America dancing again!

167
00:16:53,624 --> 00:16:55,649
On your way, Jack. We've moved in here.

168
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:57,660
Property values always go down.

169
00:16:57,728 --> 00:17:00,629
You picked the wrong one
to pull that honky humor on, boy!

170
00:17:00,698 --> 00:17:02,996
That's just his way of making friends.

171
00:17:03,067 --> 00:17:06,161
It's too late for that.
Too many people have died for your sins.

172
00:17:06,237 --> 00:17:08,762
- Hi again.
- Bye again. They were just leaving.

173
00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,707
Carlos, you must realize, the War is over!

174
00:17:11,776 --> 00:17:12,970
Never!

175
00:17:14,078 --> 00:17:17,047
This place is full of oldies but goodies.
You should see it.

176
00:17:17,114 --> 00:17:20,948
The Kinks, The Five Satins,
Conway Twitty, The Byrds, Elvis.

177
00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:24,983
You know, I kind of get the feeling...

178
00:17:28,759 --> 00:17:31,319
She's kind of in another world, huh?

179
00:17:31,529 --> 00:17:33,292
- You noticed?
- Yeah.

180
00:17:33,564 --> 00:17:35,361
She has oldies but goodies.

181
00:17:35,433 --> 00:17:36,798
I have mine.

182
00:17:36,868 --> 00:17:41,396
Malcolm X, Spartacus,
Che Guevara, Robespierre!

183
00:17:41,472 --> 00:17:42,905
Robespierre?

184
00:17:44,208 --> 00:17:45,835
Is she with you?

185
00:17:46,244 --> 00:17:48,178
Marissa's my lady, man.

186
00:17:48,246 --> 00:17:49,804
But she's white!

187
00:17:49,881 --> 00:17:51,007
The book, the gun!

188
00:17:51,082 --> 00:17:54,051
Look, man, we all have our inconsistencies.

189
00:17:54,118 --> 00:17:56,052
But that doesn't stop the revolution.

190
00:17:56,120 --> 00:17:57,610
Does it?

191
00:17:58,823 --> 00:18:01,951
Easy, Hoop, I got this man covered.

192
00:18:02,827 --> 00:18:05,352
Coralee, you were supposed to
find us some food.

193
00:18:05,429 --> 00:18:06,487
Did you, babe?

194
00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:07,826
She did.

195
00:18:08,099 --> 00:18:09,088
She ate it.

196
00:18:09,166 --> 00:18:10,827
I am going crack-brained!

197
00:18:10,902 --> 00:18:14,702
Do you realize that this whole store
is covered with rock 'n' roll hits?

198
00:18:14,772 --> 00:18:17,002
Everywhere! Hits, hits, hits!

199
00:18:17,275 --> 00:18:20,767
Marissa is our resident pre-pill
groupie bubble-gummer.

200
00:18:21,245 --> 00:18:23,543
Yeah, I almost ate your bullet.

201
00:18:23,614 --> 00:18:27,175
If you had the right fork,
you'd probably eat the music.

202
00:18:29,787 --> 00:18:34,451
What say we go someplace, toots,
and really get it on?

203
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,859
I can never resist the sophisticated...

204
00:18:38,195 --> 00:18:41,187
silver-tongued smooth talker.

205
00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:44,161
She's with somebody, Horny.

206
00:18:44,702 --> 00:18:47,933
Listen! I got a bitchin' idea!
What do you think about this?

207
00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:50,565
What say we all listen to the golden oldies...

208
00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:54,441
and sit around and reminisce about
the super sound of the '60s?

209
00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,707
The sound of the '60s. A gunshot.

210
00:18:57,214 --> 00:18:59,239
Rock 'n' roll!

211
00:18:59,383 --> 00:19:02,648
From Motown to Liverpool,
from Woodstock to Memphis...

212
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:04,654
it was music that rocked the '60s!

213
00:19:04,722 --> 00:19:05,780
Can't you dig it?

214
00:19:05,856 --> 00:19:09,656
I mean, Chuck Berry got out of jail,
Elvis got out of the army...

215
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:12,218
the silver Beatles started,
the Stones rolled...

216
00:19:12,296 --> 00:19:15,060
the Jefferson Airplane
landed in San Francisco...

217
00:19:15,132 --> 00:19:17,657
and Dylan sang what was going down.

218
00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:20,563
Are you on foot?

219
00:19:21,005 --> 00:19:23,530
We had a car, but we lost it.

220
00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:26,036
Where are you all headed?

221
00:19:26,110 --> 00:19:29,910
We heard that everybody's getting together
in this groovy pueblo in New Mexico.

222
00:19:29,981 --> 00:19:31,471
Want to come?

223
00:19:32,116 --> 00:19:35,279
One hell of a long walk to that pueblo.

224
00:19:35,619 --> 00:19:40,613
Especially with Lady Locust
eating a swath across Texas.

225
00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:43,951
We can give you a car
to ride to New Mexico...

226
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,792
if you guys can use those guns.

227
00:19:46,864 --> 00:19:49,162
You take us to where a car be...

228
00:19:49,233 --> 00:19:52,532
and these guns say you worry no longer.

229
00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:08,645
<i>I used to be a rambler</i>

230
00:20:08,719 --> 00:20:11,187
<i>Ran from here to there</i>

231
00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:13,587
<i>But then one day I ran straight home</i>

232
00:20:13,657 --> 00:20:16,217
<i>And stopped my rambling</i>

233
00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:18,955
<i>When I first turned on the radio</i>

234
00:20:19,030 --> 00:20:22,090
<i>And I heard Glen Campbell sing</i>

235
00:20:25,903 --> 00:20:27,962
All right, hold that note!

236
00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,402
That's close enough, stranger.

237
00:20:32,476 --> 00:20:34,205
I'm not no stranger.

238
00:20:34,278 --> 00:20:36,075
We met this morning.

239
00:20:36,213 --> 00:20:37,942
My hair looked neater then.

240
00:20:38,015 --> 00:20:39,573
Enough palaver.

241
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:43,208
You've got 17 seconds to beat it,
or we open up.

242
00:20:43,954 --> 00:20:45,285
Okay, let them have it!

243
00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:46,789
Bronco Billy!

244
00:20:48,225 --> 00:20:50,420
You fired first, mister. It's on your head.

245
00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:52,052
Iron Eyes Cody!

246
00:20:52,463 --> 00:20:54,021
Randolph Scott!

247
00:20:54,765 --> 00:20:56,392
Johnny MacBrown!

248
00:20:57,134 --> 00:20:58,499
Kim McCoy!

249
00:20:59,370 --> 00:21:00,632
William S. Hart!

250
00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:02,228
Buster Crabbe!

251
00:21:04,608 --> 00:21:06,041
Fuzzy Navel!

252
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,611
Gabby Hayes!

253
00:21:09,113 --> 00:21:10,375
Tom Mix!

254
00:21:11,582 --> 00:21:13,106
Lee Van Cleef!

255
00:21:13,551 --> 00:21:14,916
Jim Brown!

256
00:21:15,753 --> 00:21:17,846
Hey, babe, he's the only one, you know?

257
00:21:17,922 --> 00:21:19,321
Jim Arness!

258
00:21:20,991 --> 00:21:22,549
Burt Lancaster!

259
00:21:24,728 --> 00:21:26,719
Roy Rogers! Lash La Rue!

260
00:21:28,232 --> 00:21:29,290
Ward Bond!

261
00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:31,061
You're forcing me.

262
00:21:34,939 --> 00:21:36,338
Gene Autry!

263
00:21:40,778 --> 00:21:42,177
John Wayne!

264
00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:11,597
Are you hurt?

265
00:22:25,322 --> 00:22:28,348
I espied you from the proud tower
in the town.

266
00:22:28,792 --> 00:22:30,521
Perchance I may be of service.

267
00:22:30,594 --> 00:22:33,461
Thank you, Edgar Allen,
but we don't need your help, man.

268
00:22:33,531 --> 00:22:35,795
My man, he really burned them.

269
00:22:35,866 --> 00:22:37,493
There were no alternatives?

270
00:22:37,568 --> 00:22:41,402
Maybe I could have winged them
with a Dale Robertson or a Clint Eastwood.

271
00:22:41,472 --> 00:22:43,963
Things are going great! See?

272
00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:46,874
Oftentimes I've heard those words repeated.

273
00:22:46,944 --> 00:22:50,141
Yet again the Red Death
is visited upon the land.

274
00:22:50,381 --> 00:22:51,473
We will survive.

275
00:22:51,549 --> 00:22:53,710
The Edsel is faster than a speeding bullet.

276
00:22:53,784 --> 00:22:56,275
Flight may be the most reckless solution.

277
00:22:56,353 --> 00:22:59,288
Prince Prospero learned
that the wicked find no solace.

278
00:22:59,356 --> 00:23:00,584
But we're not wicked.

279
00:23:00,658 --> 00:23:02,057
Not as yet.

280
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:05,319
But now that you are
sole heir to our world...

281
00:23:05,563 --> 00:23:09,932
you will have every opportunity
to achieve wickedness.

282
00:24:50,367 --> 00:24:51,561
<i>Hippie, baby!</i>

283
00:24:51,635 --> 00:24:54,160
<i>This is Howdy Man Jack</i>
<i>talking the news at you.</i>

284
00:24:54,238 --> 00:24:55,262
<i>Can you dig it?</i>

285
00:24:55,339 --> 00:24:58,570
<i>We have lived four whole days</i>
<i>without the help of electricity...</i>

286
00:24:58,642 --> 00:25:02,305
<i>jet planes, elder statesmen, New York,</i>
<i>smog and pollution.</i>

287
00:25:02,379 --> 00:25:04,006
<i>That calls for a celebration.</i>

288
00:25:04,081 --> 00:25:06,982
<i>Look for the big 66 in the sky, baby!</i>

289
00:25:07,051 --> 00:25:08,541
<i>And howl!</i>

290
00:25:26,904 --> 00:25:28,997
<i>They wanted us to die</i>

291
00:25:29,707 --> 00:25:32,005
<i>But they were always dead</i>

292
00:25:32,076 --> 00:25:34,510
<i>They planned to kill the enemy</i>

293
00:25:34,578 --> 00:25:37,103
<i>But they killed themselves instead</i>

294
00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:39,482
<i>They were always evil</i>

295
00:25:39,783 --> 00:25:41,876
<i>Teaching about war and hate</i>

296
00:25:42,386 --> 00:25:45,184
<i>They had their chance and blew it, child</i>

297
00:25:45,255 --> 00:25:47,416
<i>And now they've met their fate</i>

298
00:25:47,691 --> 00:25:50,159
<i>Come on, cats and chickies</i>

299
00:25:50,327 --> 00:25:52,591
<i>You know what to do</i>

300
00:25:52,930 --> 00:25:55,194
<i>Now there's no more adults</i>

301
00:25:55,466 --> 00:25:57,297
<i>To try and bum trip you</i>

302
00:25:57,368 --> 00:26:02,328
<i>It's the world that we all dreamed of</i>

303
00:26:03,374 --> 00:26:06,969
<i>Come on, now's our chance</i>

304
00:26:08,145 --> 00:26:12,912
<i>It's the world that we all dreamed of</i>

305
00:26:13,951 --> 00:26:17,409
<i>Come on, now's our chance</i>

306
00:26:18,622 --> 00:26:23,616
<i>It's the world that we all dreamed of</i>

307
00:26:24,194 --> 00:26:26,662
<i>Come on, everybody, let's dance</i>

308
00:26:26,730 --> 00:26:28,288
- Come on.
- What?

309
00:26:29,299 --> 00:26:33,429
Would you please come on with me
behind that screen and do it?

310
00:26:34,138 --> 00:26:35,969
I'd rather masticate.

311
00:26:40,911 --> 00:26:45,746
<i>It's the world that we all dreamed of</i>

312
00:26:46,483 --> 00:26:49,646
<i>Come on, everybody, let's dance</i>

313
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,553
<i>Hey, come on</i>

314
00:27:08,672 --> 00:27:10,697
<i>I am A.M. Radio. I am a prophet!</i>

315
00:27:10,774 --> 00:27:12,799
<i>I'm a leader! I'm God's road manager!</i>

316
00:27:12,876 --> 00:27:15,140
<i>I'm here to tell you what's happening.</i>

317
00:27:15,212 --> 00:27:18,340
<i>I know where it's at, man.</i>
<i>I tell it like it is. I sock it to you.</i>

318
00:27:18,415 --> 00:27:19,575
<i>I am A.M. Radio.</i>

319
00:27:19,650 --> 00:27:21,743
<i>All that and more. Yes, guys and girls.</i>

320
00:27:21,819 --> 00:27:22,877
<i>Cats and kitties.</i>

321
00:27:22,953 --> 00:27:25,581
<i>I'm as close to a God figure</i>
<i>as anyone who ever lived.</i>

322
00:27:25,656 --> 00:27:28,022
<i>As a matter of fact, if I'm not the Godhead...</i>

323
00:27:28,091 --> 00:27:30,082
<i>Get it, gang? God? Head?</i>

324
00:27:31,295 --> 00:27:34,389
<i>If I'm not the Godhead,</i>
<i>will the real God play something for me?</i>

325
00:27:34,465 --> 00:27:37,127
<i>This is the real God speaking.</i>

326
00:27:37,234 --> 00:27:40,397
<i>Will the owner of</i>
<i>the dark-blue Mustang convertible...</i>

327
00:27:40,471 --> 00:27:43,406
<i>license number TUV 525...</i>

328
00:27:43,474 --> 00:27:46,034
<i>please turn off your parking lights?</i>

329
00:27:49,246 --> 00:27:51,339
<i>Here we stand in the New World</i>

330
00:27:51,415 --> 00:27:53,576
<i>We're gonna make it better</i>

331
00:27:53,650 --> 00:27:55,584
<i>We're gonna start a new way of living</i>

332
00:27:55,652 --> 00:27:57,984
<i>Can't you feel it getting together?</i>

333
00:27:58,055 --> 00:28:00,216
<i>Tomorrow's the start of a brand-new day</i>

334
00:28:00,290 --> 00:28:02,121
<i>Yesterday's cast and gone</i>

335
00:28:02,192 --> 00:28:03,887
What do they call you?

336
00:28:03,961 --> 00:28:05,053
Zoe.

337
00:28:10,834 --> 00:28:13,530
<i>The beginning</i>

338
00:28:15,639 --> 00:28:19,234
<i>This is</i>

339
00:28:19,409 --> 00:28:22,139
<i>the beginning</i>

340
00:28:24,114 --> 00:28:26,241
<i>Love each other every day</i>

341
00:28:26,316 --> 00:28:28,511
<i>Forget about the way it used to be</i>

342
00:28:28,585 --> 00:28:30,519
<i>We got ourselves a whole new thing</i>

343
00:28:30,587 --> 00:28:33,021
<i>And everybody's going to be free</i>

344
00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:35,217
<i>Here we stand in the New World</i>

345
00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:37,453
<i>We're going to make it better</i>

346
00:28:37,528 --> 00:28:39,587
<i>We're going to start a new way of living</i>

347
00:28:39,663 --> 00:28:41,995
<i>Can't you feel it getting together?</i>

348
00:28:42,065 --> 00:28:45,831
<i>This is</i>

349
00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:48,895
<i>the beginning</i>

350
00:28:50,674 --> 00:28:54,337
<i>This is</i>

351
00:28:54,411 --> 00:28:57,676
<i>the beginning</i>

352
00:29:16,233 --> 00:29:17,723
Arrowfeather!

353
00:29:38,488 --> 00:29:39,580
<i>Zoe!</i>

354
00:29:42,326 --> 00:29:43,816
<i>Arrowfeather!</i>

355
00:29:56,073 --> 00:29:57,506
Who was she?

356
00:29:58,075 --> 00:29:59,303
A gift.

357
00:29:59,576 --> 00:30:01,510
Did she make you happy?

358
00:30:03,981 --> 00:30:05,846
I thought of another beautiful word.

359
00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:07,440
What? Tell me.

360
00:30:07,951 --> 00:30:10,078
No, I can't. It's personal.

361
00:30:10,954 --> 00:30:12,444
It's private.

362
00:30:24,334 --> 00:30:25,426
<i>Zoe.</i>

363
00:30:27,771 --> 00:30:29,261
<i>Arrowfeather.</i>

364
00:32:46,443 --> 00:32:48,775
Hold still, you little wildcat!

365
00:32:49,179 --> 00:32:50,976
Not you, idiot! Her!

366
00:32:51,815 --> 00:32:53,510
Let go of my foot!

367
00:32:53,750 --> 00:32:55,012
Get her!

368
00:32:55,485 --> 00:32:57,214
That's it!

369
00:33:04,261 --> 00:33:05,387
Okay.

370
00:33:06,696 --> 00:33:08,493
Up against the wall.

371
00:33:08,765 --> 00:33:10,426
That's a penalty.

372
00:33:10,634 --> 00:33:12,192
You're offside!

373
00:33:12,803 --> 00:33:14,168
Five yards!

374
00:33:15,405 --> 00:33:17,669
We demand an explanation!

375
00:33:19,676 --> 00:33:22,611
You're officially Red Shirts
for the Warriors...

376
00:33:22,679 --> 00:33:25,443
champions of the Texas gridiron of life.

377
00:33:26,349 --> 00:33:29,113
You'll be given certain assignments.

378
00:33:29,186 --> 00:33:33,122
If you carry them out,
you'll be applauded as part of the team.

379
00:33:33,990 --> 00:33:37,084
If you fail, you'll be cut.

380
00:33:38,094 --> 00:33:39,652
Into the truck.

381
00:33:40,230 --> 00:33:42,289
The clock is ticking away.

382
00:33:43,099 --> 00:33:44,657
Take your hands off me, man!

383
00:33:44,734 --> 00:33:46,031
I'll break your balls!

384
00:34:03,453 --> 00:34:06,081
We've gotta kill! We've gotta kill!

385
00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:25,306
Okay, team, that was a lot better this time.

386
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:27,400
Now go back and do it again.

387
00:34:27,477 --> 00:34:29,604
- And hustle!
- Right, coach.

388
00:34:30,647 --> 00:34:33,480
I'm a little hard on you, because I like you.

389
00:34:33,550 --> 00:34:35,814
You just may have a lot of Warrior potential.

390
00:34:35,886 --> 00:34:37,911
But you've got to hang in there.

391
00:34:51,401 --> 00:34:52,766
All right!

392
00:34:53,270 --> 00:34:57,297
Remember, the bigger the wall,
the harder they fall.

393
00:34:57,407 --> 00:34:59,466
Now, run it one more time.

394
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:02,302
<i>Beat 'em on your left</i>

395
00:35:02,445 --> 00:35:04,072
<i>Beat 'em on your right</i>

396
00:35:04,147 --> 00:35:07,344
<i>Dynamite, exterminate, fight, fight, fight!</i>

397
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:13,284
Jason, I won't be able to play tomorrow.

398
00:35:14,324 --> 00:35:16,417
It's the old shoulder injury.

399
00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:17,721
You coward!

400
00:35:17,794 --> 00:35:20,456
I'm ashamed of calling you my brother.

401
00:35:21,197 --> 00:35:25,190
Listen, when the One Great Scorer
comes to mark against your name...

402
00:35:25,335 --> 00:35:27,997
he marks only if you've won or lost...

403
00:35:28,171 --> 00:35:30,196
not how you played the game.

404
00:35:30,273 --> 00:35:32,070
You're starting tomorrow, Brandon!

405
00:35:32,776 --> 00:35:34,744
<i>Warriors are lovers</i>

406
00:35:34,811 --> 00:35:36,403
<i>Warriors are tough</i>

407
00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:39,676
<i>We're so busy cheering,</i>
<i>they never get enough</i>

408
00:35:41,318 --> 00:35:43,445
<i>Now for the instant replay.</i>

409
00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,420
<i>Jason, keep your eye on Number 30.</i>

410
00:35:45,488 --> 00:35:48,389
<i>That's young, blond Dave Carnegie</i>
<i>from Odessa, Texas...</i>

411
00:35:48,458 --> 00:35:51,291
<i>a boy to watch this season, a real comer.</i>

412
00:35:54,597 --> 00:35:56,428
You call that a rape?

413
00:35:56,666 --> 00:35:58,361
You let her score!

414
00:35:58,468 --> 00:36:00,231
Now go do it again.

415
00:36:01,404 --> 00:36:03,429
I'll work with you later.

416
00:36:07,243 --> 00:36:08,835
That's the Mole.

417
00:36:08,912 --> 00:36:11,278
- He doesn't talk.
- Hi, everybody.

418
00:36:11,781 --> 00:36:13,578
- It's on.
- What's on?

419
00:36:13,917 --> 00:36:14,975
The escape.

420
00:36:22,092 --> 00:36:23,457
Thank you.

421
00:36:23,526 --> 00:36:25,494
All right, hold it down.

422
00:36:25,762 --> 00:36:27,286
That's enough!

423
00:36:27,664 --> 00:36:28,790
Okay!

424
00:36:33,737 --> 00:36:35,295
Listen up!

425
00:36:38,208 --> 00:36:40,836
Warriors, tomorrow's the big one.

426
00:36:42,278 --> 00:36:43,939
The big one!

427
00:36:45,248 --> 00:36:48,012
The one we've been aiming at all season.

428
00:36:48,485 --> 00:36:51,511
Tomorrow, we're going to sack El Paso!

429
00:36:54,657 --> 00:36:57,182
You all know El Paso's a good city.

430
00:36:57,460 --> 00:37:00,759
And on any given Saturday,
she can be a great city.

431
00:37:01,197 --> 00:37:05,293
And I don't have to tell you
that El Paso's going to be up for us!

432
00:37:05,769 --> 00:37:08,829
I only hope we're ready for El Paso!

433
00:37:09,606 --> 00:37:14,566
I guess you know I take a great deal of pride
in each and every one of you people.

434
00:37:14,811 --> 00:37:18,042
But I've got to tell you
that after the way you looked today...

435
00:37:18,114 --> 00:37:20,582
I don't know if we're
good enough to beat El Paso.

436
00:37:20,650 --> 00:37:23,778
And I'm sure the films
will bear me out on this.

437
00:37:25,255 --> 00:37:29,123
If you think El Paso is just another sacking,
you are wrong!

438
00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:32,557
We could go bigtime if we beat El Paso.

439
00:37:33,563 --> 00:37:34,825
Top ten.

440
00:37:35,565 --> 00:37:36,930
Bowl bids.

441
00:37:38,068 --> 00:37:41,663
But if you Warriors can't show
a little more barbarism...

442
00:37:41,805 --> 00:37:45,366
we're going to get ourselves skinned
out there tomorrow.

443
00:37:45,675 --> 00:37:48,337
The only thing that counts is winning.

444
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:53,376
And to win, you have to want to win.

445
00:37:54,217 --> 00:37:57,152
And what does the Great Coach in the Sky
call that?

446
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,619
Spirit!

447
00:37:58,688 --> 00:38:00,747
Did someone say "spirit"?

448
00:38:00,824 --> 00:38:01,813
Yes!

449
00:38:01,891 --> 00:38:04,883
- Are we going to beat El Paso tomorrow?
- Yes!

450
00:38:04,961 --> 00:38:07,896
- What are we going to do to El Paso?
- Burn it!

451
00:38:07,964 --> 00:38:10,990
- And the El Paso personnel?
- Kill them!

452
00:38:11,067 --> 00:38:13,399
- Who is?
- Warriors!

453
00:38:13,470 --> 00:38:17,133
- One more time!
- One more time!

454
00:38:25,915 --> 00:38:26,904
Kill them!

455
00:38:27,383 --> 00:38:28,850
<i>F- A-S-C</i>

456
00:38:28,918 --> 00:38:30,818
<i>l- S-T</i>

457
00:38:30,887 --> 00:38:34,152
<i>Yeah, fascist!</i>

458
00:38:35,291 --> 00:38:37,282
Don't let them get away!

459
00:38:56,112 --> 00:38:58,808
<i>Hitler, Hitler, he's our man</i>

460
00:38:58,882 --> 00:39:01,749
<i>If he can't do it, Jason can</i>

461
00:39:04,187 --> 00:39:07,452
<i>Two, four, six, eight, who do we annihilate?</i>

462
00:39:07,524 --> 00:39:09,856
<i>Everybody!</i>

463
00:40:14,524 --> 00:40:16,788
I think I found the front door!

464
00:40:18,027 --> 00:40:19,551
Over here.

465
00:40:20,496 --> 00:40:23,294
Why is it only two bedrooms?
No southern exposure!

466
00:40:23,366 --> 00:40:26,028
Cheer up, baby.
I'll find you a doctor in Socorro.

467
00:40:26,102 --> 00:40:28,332
I'd rather have an architect.

468
00:40:29,906 --> 00:40:31,897
What is this place?

469
00:40:32,008 --> 00:40:34,340
You don't understand! I'm fine!

470
00:40:41,718 --> 00:40:44,551
Drop that fluoride, you Commie anarchist!

471
00:40:46,122 --> 00:40:47,783
Sounds like it's empty.

472
00:40:47,857 --> 00:40:50,382
Sounds like it's out of tune to me.

473
00:40:51,127 --> 00:40:53,527
Could you bring me back some chow mein?

474
00:40:53,596 --> 00:40:55,621
Won't fit in the canteen.

475
00:40:56,466 --> 00:40:57,626
I'm Dr. Drake.

476
00:40:57,700 --> 00:41:01,329
I can give you a bogus prescription
for 30 ccs of Methedrine...

477
00:41:01,404 --> 00:41:03,872
and there's an albino druggist
in Waxahachie...

478
00:41:03,940 --> 00:41:05,771
and he can fill it for you...

479
00:41:05,842 --> 00:41:09,710
for $25.

480
00:41:10,046 --> 00:41:13,243
Or I can get you 100 five-grain caps for $50.

481
00:41:13,316 --> 00:41:14,476
What'll it be?

482
00:41:14,550 --> 00:41:15,949
We don't have any money.

483
00:41:16,019 --> 00:41:18,214
Listen, there's lots of money in medicine.

484
00:41:18,288 --> 00:41:20,984
I can get you into
any medical school in the country.

485
00:41:21,057 --> 00:41:22,718
We've got a problem.

486
00:41:22,792 --> 00:41:27,161
If you haven't got the grades,
you can tell them you're my son.

487
00:41:28,164 --> 00:41:32,624
Hello, Agnes, can you hold all the calls
for the next 30 minutes, please?

488
00:41:32,769 --> 00:41:34,862
- Where are you taking me?
- House call.

489
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:37,735
Wait a minute!

490
00:41:37,807 --> 00:41:39,968
I don't dig the house-call jokes...

491
00:41:40,043 --> 00:41:43,570
or the anti-doctor humor
that's rampant in this country.

492
00:41:43,646 --> 00:41:45,307
What seems to be the problem?

493
00:41:45,381 --> 00:41:47,941
A girl's going to have a baby, Jack.

494
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:53,546
Tell her to take an aspirin,
and call me if it gets worse.

495
00:41:53,623 --> 00:41:55,921
- Get the door, Hoop.
- What are you guys doing?

496
00:41:55,992 --> 00:41:58,358
Everything's all right. It's okay, I'm coming.

497
00:42:04,434 --> 00:42:05,765
Get her legs.

498
00:42:11,007 --> 00:42:13,840
If I'd only taken karate lessons
instead of ballet.

499
00:42:20,883 --> 00:42:23,044
Help! Police!

500
00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:27,855
Did you see that?

501
00:42:28,257 --> 00:42:29,656
Darn anarchists.

502
00:42:29,959 --> 00:42:31,221
Hey, you.

503
00:42:32,495 --> 00:42:35,726
You can use my car
but it's going to be an extra charge.

504
00:42:35,798 --> 00:42:37,493
Come on!

505
00:42:39,335 --> 00:42:40,859
We can do it here.

506
00:42:46,843 --> 00:42:48,401
Well, boys...

507
00:42:54,016 --> 00:42:56,211
I'm first. I'm the oldest.

508
00:42:56,352 --> 00:42:58,547
Like hell. I'm first, I'm the toughest.

509
00:42:58,621 --> 00:43:00,486
- But I'm the best.
- I'm the fastest.

510
00:43:00,556 --> 00:43:02,387
- I'm the slowest.
- I'm the sadist.

511
00:43:02,458 --> 00:43:05,086
- You're first, shorty.
- This is none of your business.

512
00:43:05,194 --> 00:43:07,560
I'm the rapee,
I should have something to say.

513
00:43:07,663 --> 00:43:09,221
You're next and then you.

514
00:43:09,332 --> 00:43:10,822
Come on, honey.

515
00:43:22,812 --> 00:43:25,042
Everything's going to be all right.

516
00:43:25,148 --> 00:43:26,740
Are you all right?

517
00:43:26,849 --> 00:43:30,114
Everything's going to be all right.
This is Dr. Drake.

518
00:43:30,219 --> 00:43:33,586
I think you got the spelling wrong.
It ends in an "E".

519
00:43:35,124 --> 00:43:37,490
He's going to deliver the baby.

520
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:39,551
All right. Everybody out!

521
00:43:41,230 --> 00:43:43,664
Rip up the water and boil the sheets.

522
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,925
There's something I have to ask you.

523
00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:50,298
Are you now or have you ever been
a member of any organization...

524
00:43:50,373 --> 00:43:53,740
that advocates the violent overthrow
of the government of the USA?

525
00:43:55,144 --> 00:43:56,975
- Yes.
- Which one?

526
00:43:58,448 --> 00:44:01,474
The Paul Revere and the Raiders Fan Club.

527
00:44:05,054 --> 00:44:07,852
Marissa, are you pregnant or something?

528
00:44:08,224 --> 00:44:09,213
Yes.

529
00:44:09,559 --> 00:44:10,719
Since when?

530
00:44:12,929 --> 00:44:16,797
Since Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels
played the Astrodome.

531
00:44:17,033 --> 00:44:20,196
Marissa, it appears
you're going to have a baby.

532
00:44:28,811 --> 00:44:30,904
Coralee, how long's Cilla been missing?

533
00:44:31,147 --> 00:44:32,910
A couple hours.

534
00:44:37,653 --> 00:44:40,247
Hooper, help me look for her, will you?

535
00:44:56,706 --> 00:44:58,333
Raincoat Harry!

536
00:45:16,259 --> 00:45:18,193
Dr. William Beardsley speculated...

537
00:45:18,261 --> 00:45:20,821
that when the sexual needs
of contemporary women...

538
00:45:20,897 --> 00:45:23,889
are manifested overtly,
becoming akin to those of the males...

539
00:45:24,033 --> 00:45:27,366
the male's basic sexual drives
could be altered drastically.

540
00:45:27,603 --> 00:45:30,800
But as Dr. Mary Louise Velour answered:

541
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,067
"Work it out, fellas."

542
00:45:35,878 --> 00:45:37,505
Okay, hold it.

543
00:45:38,281 --> 00:45:39,714
Who can move?

544
00:45:44,987 --> 00:45:46,784
I'm not cold.

545
00:45:47,757 --> 00:45:49,122
Did they?

546
00:45:50,660 --> 00:45:54,460
They say, "If it's going to happen,
you might as well lay back and enjoy it."

547
00:45:54,530 --> 00:45:56,930
- "Lie back."
- Anyway, I found a new word.

548
00:45:57,033 --> 00:45:58,193
What?

549
00:45:58,768 --> 00:46:00,099
Arrowfeather?

550
00:46:00,603 --> 00:46:02,230
Zoe!

551
00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:17,145
Listen to me! Listen!

552
00:46:17,286 --> 00:46:20,915
You were wonderful, really,
but I just decided against it.

553
00:46:21,090 --> 00:46:25,925
It's a sign that she absolutely refuses
to have a baby.

554
00:46:27,697 --> 00:46:31,565
I just can't bring a child
into this kind of a world.

555
00:46:32,602 --> 00:46:34,035
Maybe later.

556
00:46:35,271 --> 00:46:36,898
Huh, Carlos?

557
00:47:46,809 --> 00:47:49,676
I've been watching you people
for some time now.

558
00:47:50,112 --> 00:47:51,875
Who are you, anyway?

559
00:47:52,314 --> 00:47:54,009
I'm a Texas Ranger...

560
00:47:54,216 --> 00:47:56,275
of the Texas Rangers.

561
00:47:56,686 --> 00:48:00,383
Though steeped in tradition
and glorious history...

562
00:48:00,523 --> 00:48:02,616
we still remain the most modern...

563
00:48:02,692 --> 00:48:06,025
forward-looking, peace-keeping agency
in the world today.

564
00:48:08,164 --> 00:48:10,655
Your breath smells like Tootsie Rolls.

565
00:48:11,500 --> 00:48:12,899
I'm sorry...

566
00:48:13,969 --> 00:48:15,869
It's been a long, lonely stakeout.

567
00:48:16,305 --> 00:48:19,274
I'm out here looking
for some runaway slaves.

568
00:48:19,542 --> 00:48:22,238
If you hear anything
you'll let me know, won't you?

569
00:48:22,311 --> 00:48:24,506
Remember, we always get our man.

570
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,643
No, that's the Mounties.

571
00:48:29,151 --> 00:48:31,711
We don't like your type in these parts, kid.

572
00:48:32,054 --> 00:48:34,989
Dirty, unwashed, hippie anarchist
coming into Texas.

573
00:48:35,357 --> 00:48:37,621
Texas, man? This is New Mexico.

574
00:48:37,727 --> 00:48:40,127
- That's right.
- New Mexico?

575
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:46,659
No wonder I feel so ineffectual.

576
00:48:46,836 --> 00:48:50,101
I'm out of my natural environment.
Pardon me, ma'am.

577
00:48:50,473 --> 00:48:51,838
Have a good day.

578
00:48:53,075 --> 00:48:54,440
It's our image.

579
00:48:55,077 --> 00:48:56,806
We're scaring people.

580
00:48:57,012 --> 00:49:00,345
Sloppy, dirty, long-haired, food-stained.

581
00:49:01,016 --> 00:49:03,576
We've got to immerse ourselves
in respectability.

582
00:49:03,753 --> 00:49:05,220
Dress invisibly.

583
00:49:05,488 --> 00:49:07,888
Like the silent majority. Fit in.

584
00:49:08,023 --> 00:49:09,183
Conform.

585
00:49:09,425 --> 00:49:11,689
Levine's! I think I have an account here.

586
00:49:11,827 --> 00:49:13,419
We all do now.

587
00:49:14,330 --> 00:49:15,820
I got one left in the roll.

588
00:49:15,898 --> 00:49:17,695
Let me get all of you.

589
00:49:20,035 --> 00:49:22,162
Now smile.

590
00:49:22,304 --> 00:49:24,033
- Good.
- A country club!

591
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:25,129
Fore!

592
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:29,341
Look, our kind of people.

593
00:49:29,411 --> 00:49:31,072
We'll fit right in.

594
00:49:41,290 --> 00:49:43,952
- Hi, we're...
- We know who you are.

595
00:49:44,593 --> 00:49:46,788
- Who am I?
- Don't get metaphysical.

596
00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:50,423
You're the filthy trash
who tear up and down the fairways...

597
00:49:50,599 --> 00:49:53,159
crazy with dope smoke and cheap wine...

598
00:49:53,302 --> 00:49:57,466
seducing young, innocent girls,
while us decent folk foot the bill.

599
00:49:57,940 --> 00:49:59,407
Get the marshal!

600
00:50:07,883 --> 00:50:09,578
What's going on here?

601
00:50:09,685 --> 00:50:11,243
We caught this riff raff...

602
00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,448
just about to rip off
our beautiful course, Marshal McLuhan.

603
00:50:14,523 --> 00:50:16,650
No, we were just playing through.

604
00:50:16,859 --> 00:50:19,020
I say we run them out of town.

605
00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:24,229
That's not the American way.

606
00:50:25,568 --> 00:50:29,368
Underneath those ridiculous clothes
and destructive attitudes...

607
00:50:29,638 --> 00:50:32,801
there beats a heart crying,
"Give me another chance."

608
00:50:34,043 --> 00:50:35,135
Who knows?

609
00:50:35,377 --> 00:50:37,845
They may be just around the dogleg...

610
00:50:38,113 --> 00:50:39,580
from good citizenship.

611
00:50:45,054 --> 00:50:48,751
Everything you need to make it here
is in that machine.

612
00:50:50,259 --> 00:50:51,851
Opportunity...

613
00:50:52,161 --> 00:50:53,788
security...

614
00:50:54,563 --> 00:50:55,996
self-respect.

615
00:51:00,469 --> 00:51:03,597
One day, you may be wearing this insignia.

616
00:51:04,740 --> 00:51:07,106
And that's democracy in action.

617
00:51:19,088 --> 00:51:22,319
You know,
a good woman is like a steel brush.

618
00:51:23,092 --> 00:51:24,719
Think about it.

619
00:51:33,836 --> 00:51:35,963
When I was your color, son...

620
00:51:36,071 --> 00:51:38,835
I made up my mind to be head pro here.

621
00:51:39,775 --> 00:51:42,300
I used to go home at nights and I'd say...

622
00:51:42,378 --> 00:51:45,313
"Someday I'll own this place."

623
00:51:58,661 --> 00:52:00,891
What's happening?

624
00:52:00,996 --> 00:52:04,193
I'm escaping.
I can't stay another minute in this sand trap.

625
00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:07,560
What about opportunity, future, head pro
and all that jazz?

626
00:52:07,703 --> 00:52:09,967
Not with an 18 handicap on this course.

627
00:52:42,538 --> 00:52:45,029
If this isn't Heaven, don't tell me!

628
00:52:47,876 --> 00:52:49,275
I love it!

629
00:52:51,013 --> 00:52:52,412
Hop it up, Coel!

630
00:52:57,353 --> 00:52:58,411
Marissa!

631
00:52:59,755 --> 00:53:01,746
Marissa, come on, we're leaving.

632
00:53:02,725 --> 00:53:04,522
No, I can't leave.

633
00:53:04,793 --> 00:53:07,284
This is old-time, Carlos! Old-time!

634
00:53:07,429 --> 00:53:10,193
- Carlos, you've got make her.
- What about the baby?

635
00:53:10,499 --> 00:53:13,263
This may be the best place
for the baby and me.

636
00:53:21,510 --> 00:53:22,977
Come on, Carlos!

637
00:53:24,413 --> 00:53:25,744
Come on.

638
00:53:34,390 --> 00:53:37,086
I hope you find what you're looking for!

639
00:53:42,164 --> 00:53:43,859
They're escaping.

640
00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:46,294
Chop them down.

641
00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,332
All right, men!

642
00:54:26,442 --> 00:54:30,003
They're approaching the 14th green
approximately 180 yards out.

643
00:54:30,145 --> 00:54:31,942
Four iron, men.

644
00:54:34,950 --> 00:54:36,110
Grip!

645
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:39,209
Stance!

646
00:54:40,255 --> 00:54:41,654
Swing!

647
00:54:46,061 --> 00:54:47,688
They're heading for out-of-bounds.

648
00:54:47,763 --> 00:54:49,060
Driver, men.

649
00:54:50,399 --> 00:54:51,457
Grip!

650
00:54:52,634 --> 00:54:53,828
Stance!

651
00:54:54,837 --> 00:54:55,826
Swing!

652
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:00,933
Grip!

653
00:55:01,743 --> 00:55:02,801
Stance!

654
00:55:03,412 --> 00:55:04,401
Swing!

655
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:06,169
Swing!

656
00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:07,471
Swing!

657
00:55:07,883 --> 00:55:08,872
Swing!

658
00:55:12,888 --> 00:55:14,719
Swing at will!

659
00:55:15,324 --> 00:55:16,951
Which one is Will?

660
00:55:18,694 --> 00:55:20,719
We'll bomb them back to the Stone Age.

661
00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:23,691
Swing for effect!

662
00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:25,767
- Which one is...
- Swing, stupid!

663
00:55:33,876 --> 00:55:37,277
You men may be asking yourselves,
"Why are we here?"

664
00:55:37,446 --> 00:55:38,970
May I tell you why?

665
00:55:39,214 --> 00:55:43,514
If they take the 17th fairway,
the 15th and 16th will fall immediately.

666
00:55:43,719 --> 00:55:46,813
But we've got more pressing problems
right here in our own club.

667
00:55:46,889 --> 00:55:50,450
This club will be run by the democratic
process whether you like it or not.

668
00:55:50,526 --> 00:55:52,153
The tournament committee has ruled...

669
00:55:52,227 --> 00:55:54,787
that you can't pursue them
across the water hazard.

670
00:55:54,897 --> 00:55:56,728
The committee bears investigation.

671
00:55:56,798 --> 00:55:58,823
There's an internal security problem here.

672
00:55:58,901 --> 00:56:00,835
But your brother's on the committee.

673
00:56:00,903 --> 00:56:04,202
The membership committee would like
to know when you plan to withdraw.

674
00:56:04,306 --> 00:56:07,639
I refuse to be pinned down to any timetable.

675
00:56:49,585 --> 00:56:50,916
Look what the army left us!

676
00:56:50,986 --> 00:56:52,783
More surplus food!

677
00:56:52,988 --> 00:56:55,582
My kingdom for a can opener!

678
00:56:57,092 --> 00:57:01,028
At least we found out that 1938
was a good year for creamed chicken.

679
00:57:01,096 --> 00:57:02,859
Kentucky-fried, baby!

680
00:57:06,201 --> 00:57:10,069
I heartily recommend the diced asparagus.

681
00:57:10,973 --> 00:57:12,099
Coralee!

682
00:57:12,774 --> 00:57:14,503
What's the matter?

683
00:57:14,743 --> 00:57:15,767
What?

684
00:57:15,877 --> 00:57:19,335
Hooper, you know my deepest, darkest fear?

685
00:57:19,615 --> 00:57:22,140
It's been realized.

686
00:57:22,284 --> 00:57:24,013
I've lost my appetite.

687
00:57:24,253 --> 00:57:26,244
That's wonderful.

688
00:57:26,321 --> 00:57:29,017
I may waste away into a dwarf.

689
00:57:32,894 --> 00:57:35,226
At least a dwarf can get a little.

690
00:57:35,330 --> 00:57:37,628
They only need a little.

691
00:57:38,634 --> 00:57:40,898
You know what they say, Coralee:

692
00:57:42,671 --> 00:57:43,933
"Love...

693
00:57:44,539 --> 00:57:48,031
"is a two-headed monster."

694
00:57:49,144 --> 00:57:52,477
Hooper, coming to grips with one another.

695
00:57:56,718 --> 00:57:59,482
When can I make you happy?

696
00:58:00,889 --> 00:58:04,325
Fortunately, I do have the rest
of the night off.

697
00:58:12,868 --> 00:58:15,098
Are you feeling any of this?

698
00:58:15,170 --> 00:58:17,229
I'm feeling a little hungry.

699
00:58:17,439 --> 00:58:18,997
I knew it.

700
00:58:24,046 --> 00:58:26,879
Hoop, you know what?
When I'm finished eating...

701
00:58:27,115 --> 00:58:28,582
you know what we'll do?

702
00:58:28,650 --> 00:58:32,245
We'll loll upon the silken sheets
and we'll commune with Eros.

703
00:58:32,321 --> 00:58:34,983
Can't you think of a better word for it
than that?

704
00:58:37,693 --> 00:58:39,388
What was that? A bomb?

705
00:58:41,096 --> 00:58:43,360
It sounded more ironic than that.

706
00:58:52,174 --> 00:58:53,766
What happened, Hoop?

707
00:58:54,142 --> 00:58:55,700
Where's Coralee?

708
00:58:55,911 --> 00:58:57,276
What's wrong?

709
00:58:57,879 --> 00:59:00,211
She ate and ate...

710
00:59:02,184 --> 00:59:05,017
smiling and glowing.

711
00:59:05,287 --> 00:59:08,381
And then one small...

712
00:59:08,790 --> 00:59:11,190
final anchovy...

713
00:59:13,195 --> 00:59:14,355
Pop!

714
00:59:15,297 --> 00:59:18,027
Hoop, don't blame yourself.

715
00:59:18,266 --> 00:59:21,429
Just think of how happy she was
when she went off.

716
00:59:22,070 --> 00:59:24,231
It was almost perfect.

717
00:59:31,413 --> 00:59:33,643
I want to be alone.

718
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:39,553
I hope you find a girl and fall in love.

719
00:59:39,721 --> 00:59:42,451
You can bet if Hooper finds love,
he'll fall in it.

720
00:59:43,225 --> 00:59:45,420
If we've learned anything from all of this...

721
00:59:45,494 --> 00:59:48,258
it's that some of us are just never satisfied.

722
00:59:49,030 --> 00:59:52,727
I thought it was: "People who eat army food
often end up dead."

723
01:00:13,722 --> 01:00:16,919
They started out full of promise,
and new ideas.

724
01:00:17,893 --> 01:00:19,884
Are they really any different, Lenore?

725
01:00:20,128 --> 01:00:22,562
They've seen the signs.
They've been warned.

726
01:00:22,898 --> 01:00:26,766
Our dear friend Roderick Usher was warned.
And yet he persisted.

727
01:00:27,335 --> 01:00:30,566
He was your creation.
You could've kept him from falling.

728
01:00:30,872 --> 01:00:32,430
Sometimes we lose patience.

729
01:00:32,941 --> 01:00:34,909
Even with our own creations.

730
01:00:35,243 --> 01:00:37,302
<i>Don't I know it, Edgar?</i>

731
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,153
We come in peace for all mankind!

732
01:00:48,290 --> 01:00:50,190
Yes we do!

733
01:00:57,399 --> 01:00:58,764
<i>Operator.</i>

734
01:00:59,034 --> 01:01:02,162
Where the hell were you
when there was somebody left to call?

735
01:01:04,706 --> 01:01:07,834
- What is it, white eyes?
- One small step for man...

736
01:01:07,909 --> 01:01:11,003
Cool it! You've been singing that tune
for the last 500 years.

737
01:01:11,079 --> 01:01:12,876
Are you hostile or something?

738
01:01:13,014 --> 01:01:15,482
Did I give that impression? I'm sorry.

739
01:01:15,750 --> 01:01:18,514
I'm too stoned from the celebration
to be hostile.

740
01:01:18,653 --> 01:01:20,780
Are you celebrating an Indian ritual?

741
01:01:20,989 --> 01:01:23,355
- A victory, paleface.
- What victory?

742
01:01:23,525 --> 01:01:26,221
Haven't you noticed?
We've got America back!

743
01:01:26,361 --> 01:01:29,330
They're just tourists.
Bring out some of the usual crap.

744
01:01:29,397 --> 01:01:31,388
We can't afford to buy anything...

745
01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:34,661
Listen, sweetheart.
It's our turn to be generous now.

746
01:01:35,170 --> 01:01:37,832
Everything you gave us,
you can have it all back.

747
01:01:37,973 --> 01:01:40,498
A shitty doll made in Fire Island.

748
01:01:40,609 --> 01:01:43,043
Hopi rugs woven in who knows where?
Japan.

749
01:01:43,245 --> 01:01:44,473
Take it all back!

750
01:01:44,679 --> 01:01:46,943
Your schools, your God...

751
01:01:47,249 --> 01:01:51,185
your booze, your silly smallpox
and especially Columbus Day!

752
01:01:51,386 --> 01:01:53,752
Thanks for everything,
but we can live without it.

753
01:01:53,822 --> 01:01:55,722
But you don't understand...

754
01:01:58,527 --> 01:02:00,791
He just gave us back the English language.

755
01:02:52,847 --> 01:02:54,474
What took you so long?

756
01:03:04,326 --> 01:03:07,295
These four came in on a magic yellow horse.

757
01:03:07,729 --> 01:03:10,163
- Brothers and sisters, welcome!
- Thank you.

758
01:03:10,298 --> 01:03:13,131
We have a couple of questions
about this place.

759
01:03:13,435 --> 01:03:16,165
I know the answers. Every one of them.

760
01:03:17,539 --> 01:03:20,099
I had a rousing speech of welcome.

761
01:03:21,710 --> 01:03:24,042
The hell with it! I'll wing it.

762
01:03:24,980 --> 01:03:27,574
We're all here...

763
01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:30,316
in this pueblo...

764
01:03:31,152 --> 01:03:32,779
because we want to be.

765
01:03:34,723 --> 01:03:37,624
We can all make a contribution...

766
01:03:38,126 --> 01:03:40,492
by doing what you enjoy doing.

767
01:03:41,029 --> 01:03:43,725
There's food, shelter...

768
01:03:43,965 --> 01:03:46,365
friendship and love here.

769
01:03:46,868 --> 01:03:49,336
There's no violence. None.

770
01:03:49,871 --> 01:03:52,431
No thought of it. Only love.

771
01:03:54,476 --> 01:03:56,501
The speech goes something like that.

772
01:03:57,145 --> 01:03:58,578
Beautiful.

773
01:03:58,880 --> 01:04:01,314
- But does it mean anything?
- Not yet.

774
01:04:01,750 --> 01:04:03,775
But we can give it meaning if we live by it.

775
01:04:04,653 --> 01:04:07,554
We're anxious
to make this pueblo come alive.

776
01:04:07,756 --> 01:04:09,951
And we can only do that with people.

777
01:04:11,593 --> 01:04:12,617
What's this?

778
01:04:12,694 --> 01:04:15,629
The National Park Service left all of this.

779
01:04:15,697 --> 01:04:17,392
Just follow the arrows.

780
01:04:18,566 --> 01:04:21,034
<i>Pueblo Heights, take three. Go, baby.</i>

781
01:04:21,503 --> 01:04:23,164
<i>Hi, folks.</i>

782
01:04:23,304 --> 01:04:25,966
<i>Have you ever envied</i>
<i>your 17th-century friends...</i>

783
01:04:26,041 --> 01:04:28,441
<i>when they talk about</i>
<i>the fabulous land buys...</i>

784
01:04:28,510 --> 01:04:31,343
<i>they made on Manhattan Island</i>
<i>300 years ago?</i>

785
01:04:32,247 --> 01:04:33,475
<i>Are we recording?</i>

786
01:04:33,548 --> 01:04:35,675
<i>- Sure, man. Want a hit?</i>
<i>- Put that away.</i>

787
01:04:35,750 --> 01:04:38,014
<i>How many times have you asked.</i>

788
01:04:38,119 --> 01:04:40,019
<i>"Where do I go when it's all over?</i>

789
01:04:40,121 --> 01:04:43,352
<i>"Where's the place to be after</i>
<i>the next boom hits?"</i>

790
01:04:44,793 --> 01:04:47,762
<i>It's time you considered</i>
<i>the pueblo of Acoma...</i>

791
01:04:47,896 --> 01:04:50,990
<i>the oldest continuously</i>
<i>occupied city in North America.</i>

792
01:04:51,066 --> 01:04:54,194
<i>Our cultural center consists</i>
<i>of an arsenal museum...</i>

793
01:04:54,269 --> 01:04:55,930
<i>a symbol of the evil of the past...</i>

794
01:04:56,037 --> 01:04:59,404
<i>and a library,</i>
<i>a symbol of the good from the past.</i>

795
01:04:59,474 --> 01:05:01,704
<i>The paths are in. The corn is in.</i>

796
01:05:01,776 --> 01:05:03,573
<i>The grass is in!</i>

797
01:05:03,645 --> 01:05:05,135
<i>Light industry is in.</i>

798
01:05:05,213 --> 01:05:08,705
<i>But freeways, steel mills,</i>
<i>and pollution are definitely out.</i>

799
01:05:08,883 --> 01:05:11,818
<i>Acoma is completely capable</i>
<i>of supporting herself.</i>

800
01:05:11,886 --> 01:05:13,615
<i>We grow our own, man.</i>

801
01:05:13,688 --> 01:05:16,486
<i>Hiking facilities</i>
<i>are within easy walking distance.</i>

802
01:05:16,558 --> 01:05:18,082
<i>I can't make it, man.</i>

803
01:05:18,159 --> 01:05:21,287
<i>Now is the time to act</i>
<i>if you want to get in on the ground floor.</i>

804
01:05:21,362 --> 01:05:24,092
<i>However, if you desire a choice view...</i>

805
01:05:24,165 --> 01:05:26,463
<i>you'll want to get in on the top floor!</i>

806
01:05:26,601 --> 01:05:28,899
<i>Wrap it up, man. We're running out of tape.</i>

807
01:05:28,970 --> 01:05:32,906
<i>If this is what you're looking for,</i>
<i>this is what you're looking for.</i>

808
01:05:32,974 --> 01:05:34,874
<i>Groovy. Take a hit of this, baby!</i>

809
01:05:34,943 --> 01:05:36,843
<i>Pueblo Heights, take four.</i>

810
01:05:36,911 --> 01:05:38,936
<i>Hi, folks...</i>

811
01:05:42,650 --> 01:05:45,380
8:00 and all is well.

812
01:05:45,487 --> 01:05:47,853
I always wanted to do that.

813
01:05:48,523 --> 01:05:51,356
There's a lot of things
I've always wanted to do.

814
01:05:51,493 --> 01:05:53,290
Maybe you can start here.

815
01:05:54,362 --> 01:05:55,886
Good morning, children.

816
01:05:56,131 --> 01:05:57,996
Good morning, teacher.

817
01:05:58,466 --> 01:06:00,525
I'm Coel, your substitute teacher.

818
01:06:00,835 --> 01:06:01,824
Now then.

819
01:06:01,903 --> 01:06:05,339
Today's lecture concerns
hallucinogenic research.

820
01:06:05,507 --> 01:06:08,067
- How psychedelic.
- Quiet, Soren.

821
01:06:08,943 --> 01:06:11,776
Science was in the process
of developing a pill...

822
01:06:11,946 --> 01:06:14,414
which, when taken,
would produce a motion picture...

823
01:06:14,482 --> 01:06:16,916
which would play on the inside
of the eyelids.

824
01:06:17,051 --> 01:06:18,541
How advanced were they?

825
01:06:18,853 --> 01:06:20,753
They have been able to reproduce...

826
01:06:20,822 --> 01:06:23,382
some of the great musical blockbusters
of the '30s.

827
01:06:23,992 --> 01:06:25,357
But only in mice.

828
01:06:25,660 --> 01:06:29,790
What you're saying is that some
of our largest drug manufacturers...

829
01:06:29,898 --> 01:06:32,196
would become film studios.

830
01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:35,858
I rather thought of it in terms
of some of our largest film studios...

831
01:06:35,937 --> 01:06:37,996
becoming drug pushers.

832
01:06:38,606 --> 01:06:40,437
Remember meat?

833
01:06:40,875 --> 01:06:42,172
Oh, yes.

834
01:06:43,211 --> 01:06:45,907
Every spring when the meat stalks...

835
01:06:46,047 --> 01:06:49,210
would push their way
through the frozen earth...

836
01:06:49,517 --> 01:06:51,178
and in the summer...

837
01:06:51,419 --> 01:06:54,013
running through the meat fields.

838
01:06:56,457 --> 01:06:58,357
And the meat harvest in autumn.

839
01:06:58,793 --> 01:07:02,092
You're having
a protein-deficiency hallucination.

840
01:07:07,302 --> 01:07:08,792
Any survivors?

841
01:07:08,870 --> 01:07:12,397
Step aside.
I'm in the crucial stages of the countdown.

842
01:07:12,473 --> 01:07:15,271
- What are you doing?
- I'm clearing the fuel lines...

843
01:07:15,343 --> 01:07:18,540
for the great leap forward
towards the peaceful settlement...

844
01:07:18,646 --> 01:07:21,012
of the Industrial Revolution.

845
01:07:21,382 --> 01:07:24,545
Watch the gas leak this time around, Werner.

846
01:07:26,154 --> 01:07:27,519
Ginny!

847
01:07:30,191 --> 01:07:32,455
As my ex old lady might say...

848
01:07:32,594 --> 01:07:34,755
Your ex old lady?

849
01:07:38,233 --> 01:07:40,201
Ex old lady.

850
01:07:40,668 --> 01:07:42,329
She'd say:

851
01:07:42,470 --> 01:07:45,871
"I dig this pueblo. I'd give it a 95.

852
01:07:46,107 --> 01:07:48,268
"I like the words...

853
01:07:51,746 --> 01:07:53,737
"and it has a nice beat."

854
01:07:56,651 --> 01:07:59,176
What about revolution?

855
01:08:01,022 --> 01:08:02,683
To be continued.

856
01:08:07,662 --> 01:08:10,153
- Let's start an ancient legend.
- Okay.

857
01:08:11,332 --> 01:08:14,631
If you come to this pool
when the first breath of winter blows...

858
01:08:14,702 --> 01:08:17,865
remove all of your clothes
and dive into the icy water...

859
01:08:17,939 --> 01:08:20,066
- You'll freeze your ass off!
- No!

860
01:08:20,141 --> 01:08:24,737
You'll find the key to happiness,
the key to wisdom, and the key to love.

861
01:08:28,883 --> 01:08:30,180
You found one!

862
01:08:31,452 --> 01:08:34,182
The Sahara of Las Vegas.

863
01:09:09,791 --> 01:09:12,351
As morally repugnant...

864
01:09:12,694 --> 01:09:14,423
as it is to me...

865
01:09:16,464 --> 01:09:19,262
I feel that we have no choice but to re-arm.

866
01:09:20,768 --> 01:09:23,032
Our very existence is threatened.

867
01:09:23,771 --> 01:09:25,033
We must...

868
01:09:26,207 --> 01:09:27,697
defend our home.

869
01:09:28,209 --> 01:09:30,837
What happened to no thought of violence?

870
01:09:32,213 --> 01:09:34,238
The first time we're threatened...

871
01:09:34,615 --> 01:09:36,913
we run to the museum for the weapon.

872
01:09:37,118 --> 01:09:40,144
My mother told me to be a lover,
not a fighter.

873
01:09:40,421 --> 01:09:42,048
What choice have we?

874
01:09:42,190 --> 01:09:44,886
Can we allow these Warriors
to walk in and sack us?

875
01:09:45,259 --> 01:09:48,786
The only way we can beat the Warriors
once and for all...

876
01:09:49,998 --> 01:09:52,694
is to become better fascists than they are.

877
01:09:53,234 --> 01:09:55,202
We've got to do better than that.

878
01:09:55,403 --> 01:09:58,964
The only good fascist is a dead fascist.
I need action.

879
01:09:59,207 --> 01:10:01,767
You're getting all the action you need
in your cubicle.

880
01:10:01,843 --> 01:10:04,141
It's the kind of action we take.

881
01:10:04,679 --> 01:10:06,579
Let's try and talk to them.

882
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:14,449
Welcome to our pueblo.

883
01:10:14,622 --> 01:10:15,919
Thanks, coach.

884
01:10:16,090 --> 01:10:17,614
How's it going, Hoop?

885
01:10:19,861 --> 01:10:21,522
As a Warrior rookie...

886
01:10:21,729 --> 01:10:24,823
I get first pick of the pueblo girls.

887
01:10:26,634 --> 01:10:28,898
After we sack you.

888
01:10:29,537 --> 01:10:31,129
Enough studding.

889
01:10:33,007 --> 01:10:37,444
We have several non-negotiable demands
which simply boil down to this:

890
01:10:37,912 --> 01:10:40,210
We want all your fruits and vegetables.

891
01:10:41,115 --> 01:10:43,140
That's all the food we have.

892
01:10:43,384 --> 01:10:46,080
My people are dying from malnutrition.

893
01:10:46,521 --> 01:10:49,115
Man does not live by meat alone!

894
01:10:49,657 --> 01:10:51,682
Meat. I remember meat.

895
01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:53,955
Why don't we barter?

896
01:10:54,262 --> 01:10:55,957
You hunt and raise cattle...

897
01:10:56,264 --> 01:10:58,528
and we'll grow the vegetables and fruit.

898
01:10:59,033 --> 01:11:00,398
What do you say?

899
01:11:08,643 --> 01:11:10,770
No more dusty trails...

900
01:11:11,913 --> 01:11:13,175
or road games.

901
01:11:13,681 --> 01:11:15,273
No more barbecue.

902
01:11:18,486 --> 01:11:19,612
Fruits.

903
01:11:23,024 --> 01:11:24,355
Impossible.

904
01:11:24,759 --> 01:11:27,159
It's too late. We're already committed.

905
01:11:27,862 --> 01:11:29,329
If you're smart...

906
01:11:29,564 --> 01:11:31,828
you'll put up one hell of a fight.

907
01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:35,396
My men are counting on it.

908
01:11:36,971 --> 01:11:39,201
Gentlemen, start your engines!

909
01:11:44,045 --> 01:11:45,342
Twenty minutes.

910
01:11:49,016 --> 01:11:51,211
We must resist their aggression.

911
01:11:51,285 --> 01:11:53,651
Resistance doesn't necessarily
mean violence.

912
01:11:53,788 --> 01:11:56,518
I'd like to break that joker's face.

913
01:11:57,024 --> 01:11:58,889
Jason's a tyrant.

914
01:12:00,194 --> 01:12:02,594
Those who fail history...

915
01:12:03,097 --> 01:12:05,258
are destined to repeat the course.

916
01:12:05,366 --> 01:12:08,199
We've done it the other way for 10,000 years.

917
01:12:08,269 --> 01:12:10,032
It has to be my turn.

918
01:12:10,738 --> 01:12:12,296
Okay.

919
01:12:12,640 --> 01:12:14,972
Soren! I want you to be the look-out.

920
01:12:15,176 --> 01:12:16,404
Affirmative.

921
01:12:41,035 --> 01:12:44,027
This is a cheap sandlot trick!

922
01:12:45,373 --> 01:12:47,534
I gave at the all-star game.

923
01:12:47,942 --> 01:12:49,534
They're going to kill us all.

924
01:12:49,777 --> 01:12:51,142
Forgive me, Che.

925
01:12:54,682 --> 01:12:56,479
What is happening?

926
01:12:56,617 --> 01:12:57,777
What's happening?

927
01:12:58,052 --> 01:13:02,284
Do you think I can toss out my military
training and fire on the Red Cross?

928
01:13:08,629 --> 01:13:09,721
Hi.

929
01:13:10,498 --> 01:13:12,227
My name's Rosemary.

930
01:13:13,768 --> 01:13:16,737
Hi, Rosemary-baby.

931
01:13:19,707 --> 01:13:23,336
Get back here,
or you'll never make the Warrior team.

932
01:13:23,945 --> 01:13:25,344
Who needs it?

933
01:13:26,547 --> 01:13:28,640
I thought you were on my side.

934
01:13:29,317 --> 01:13:31,751
Live with us in peace. It's right.

935
01:13:34,055 --> 01:13:35,647
I feel a sign coming on.

936
01:13:35,957 --> 01:13:37,788
Yeah, sudden-death quarter.

937
01:13:43,497 --> 01:13:45,294
<i>How's that for a sign?</i>

938
01:13:45,466 --> 01:13:47,434
That was hell of a sign.

939
01:13:51,706 --> 01:13:53,173
Hi, everybody.

940
01:13:53,474 --> 01:13:55,203
You can come out now.

941
01:16:52,219 --> 01:16:56,849
Aren't they all going to rape, cheat, steal,
lie, fight and kill, Edgar?

942
01:16:58,292 --> 01:16:59,657
Nevermore.

943
01:17:16,110 --> 01:17:18,977
- What do we do now?
- Arrowfeather.

944
01:17:25,019 --> 01:17:28,614
<i>Jesus, shall we fire up the golden chariot...</i>

945
01:17:28,689 --> 01:17:30,213
<i>and descend to Earth?</i>

946
01:17:30,291 --> 01:17:32,316
<i>Sure, Pa.</i>

947
01:17:32,393 --> 01:17:35,157
<i>But this time, you go first.</i>

948
01:17:35,396 --> 01:17:37,455
<i>You should live so long!</i>


