1 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,180 (WIND WHOOSHING) 2 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,063 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING) 3 00:00:41,833 --> 00:00:43,877 GORR: Oh, great and mighty Rapu, 4 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:47,964 we pray to you for water and sustenance. 5 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:53,511 I pray to you, not for me, but for my daughter. 6 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,058 (WIND GUSTING) 7 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,108 (MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES) 8 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:28,546 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 9 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:32,300 (WEAKLY) I'm tired. 10 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:35,929 (CRYING SOFTLY) 11 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:45,939 (CONTINUES CRYING) 12 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:52,153 (SNIFFLES) 13 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,128 (WIND GUSTING) 14 00:02:12,257 --> 00:02:15,552 VOICES: (WHISPERING) You have suffered. 15 00:02:16,344 --> 00:02:18,221 VOICE 1: Come to me. 16 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,391 VOICE 2: Come to me. 17 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:29,149 VOICES: You have suffered. 18 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,280 Come to me. 19 00:02:35,363 --> 00:02:37,365 (WIND HOWLING) 20 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,705 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 21 00:02:45,790 --> 00:02:48,835 You have suffered. 22 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,133 (BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING) 23 00:02:58,094 --> 00:02:59,721 (WATER BURBLING) 24 00:03:05,268 --> 00:03:06,895 (GRUNTING IN RELIEF) 25 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,481 (COUGHS) 26 00:03:16,821 --> 00:03:17,906 (OBJECT STABS) 27 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,115 (WINCES) 28 00:03:20,617 --> 00:03:21,618 (GRUNTS) 29 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,870 (PANTING) 30 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:32,212 Ah! What do we have here? 31 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,673 (GRUNTING CONTENTEDLY) 32 00:03:34,756 --> 00:03:35,757 Look at it. 33 00:03:35,924 --> 00:03:37,676 It's gobbling up all my fruit. 34 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,472 Rapu. 35 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,268 Bringer of Light. 36 00:03:47,435 --> 00:03:48,645 Oh, it's one of mine. 37 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:50,605 (LAUGHTER) 38 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,525 I am Gorr, the last of your disciples. 39 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:56,611 We have lost everything, my lord. 40 00:03:56,778 --> 00:03:58,405 The land is dry. 41 00:03:58,571 --> 00:04:00,740 All life is lost. 42 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,992 But our faith in you never wavered 43 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:05,161 and now we await the promise 44 00:04:06,705 --> 00:04:08,707 of the eternal reward. 45 00:04:09,457 --> 00:04:11,084 Is this why you celebrate? 46 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,460 (LAUGHS) 47 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:15,463 He... He thinks there's an eternal reward. 48 00:04:15,547 --> 00:04:18,717 (ALL LAUGHING) 49 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,511 No. No, sorry. 50 00:04:21,678 --> 00:04:23,888 There's no eternal reward for you, dog! 51 00:04:24,305 --> 00:04:25,306 (GORR GASPS) 52 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,351 What we're celebrating is a fresh kill. 53 00:04:28,977 --> 00:04:31,521 We just vanquished the holder of the Necrosword... 54 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,023 VOICE 1: You have suffered. RAPU: ...before he could harm 55 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,733 any other gods with that cursed blade. 56 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:35,817 VOICE 2: If it's revenge you seek. 57 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:38,111 He threatened to end my entire empire. 58 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,238 But, my lord, 59 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,324 your empire has already ended. 60 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,827 There's no one left to worship you. 61 00:04:45,994 --> 00:04:48,413 RAPU: There'll be more followers to replace you. 62 00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,789 There always are. 63 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,750 (SHUDDERING) We have suffered... 64 00:04:53,209 --> 00:04:55,045 and we have starved. 65 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:56,796 (GORR CRYING) 66 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,883 My daughter died... 67 00:05:01,926 --> 00:05:03,762 -in your name. -And well you should. 68 00:05:03,928 --> 00:05:06,890 Suffering for your gods is your only purpose. 69 00:05:07,724 --> 00:05:09,267 There's nothing for you after death. 70 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:10,810 Except death. 71 00:05:12,937 --> 00:05:14,272 You are no god. 72 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:20,945 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 73 00:05:21,029 --> 00:05:22,530 I renounce you. 74 00:05:23,656 --> 00:05:24,991 (CHOKING) 75 00:05:25,075 --> 00:05:27,660 -(FLOWER GODS GASPING) -(RAPU SHUSHES) 76 00:05:29,704 --> 00:05:32,707 Now your meaningless life finally does have a purpose. 77 00:05:32,791 --> 00:05:34,084 (CONTINUES CHOKING) 78 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:36,378 To sacrifice yourself to me. 79 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:41,883 VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek... 80 00:05:42,258 --> 00:05:44,094 VOICE 4: ...kill all the gods. 81 00:05:44,594 --> 00:05:46,096 Go to Eternity. 82 00:05:46,262 --> 00:05:49,224 VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek... 83 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:52,477 summon the Bifrost. 84 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:53,770 VOICE 4: Go to Eternity. 85 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:55,146 VOICE 5: Kill all the gods. 86 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:56,981 VOICE 3: Summon the Bifrost. 87 00:05:57,065 --> 00:05:59,150 VOICE 4: Go to Eternity. VOICE 5: Kill all the gods. 88 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,569 Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods. 89 00:06:01,653 --> 00:06:04,614 -(SWORD STABBING) -(FLOWER GODS GASPING) 90 00:06:04,698 --> 00:06:07,158 -(RAPU CHOKING) -(FLOWER GODS WHIMPERING) 91 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,619 (FLOWER GODS SHRIEK) 92 00:06:11,162 --> 00:06:13,331 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 93 00:06:15,166 --> 00:06:16,793 RAPU: The sword chose you. 94 00:06:17,627 --> 00:06:19,587 You are now cursed! 95 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:20,839 Funny. 96 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:23,091 It doesn't feel like a curse. 97 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:25,802 (GROANS) 98 00:06:26,761 --> 00:06:28,346 Feels like a promise. 99 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,433 So, this is my vow. 100 00:06:34,686 --> 00:06:36,521 All gods will die. 101 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,481 (SWORD SWISHES) 102 00:06:38,565 --> 00:06:40,567 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) 103 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,404 (SINISTER MUSIC STOPS) 104 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,449 (SOFT MUSIC INTRO PLAYS) 105 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:54,080 (HARD ROCK VERSION OF MARVEL THEME PLAYING) 106 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,319 KORG: Come, come, gather round. 107 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:27,697 And listen to the legend of the Space Viking. 108 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:33,495 AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson. 109 00:07:33,661 --> 00:07:36,331 (ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING) 110 00:07:40,210 --> 00:07:42,212 Raised in the way of the warrior, 111 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:44,798 Thor was taught to help win battles, 112 00:07:44,964 --> 00:07:46,007 fighting the good fight 113 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:48,343 for those who can't fight good. 114 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:50,345 (BABY THOR COOING) 115 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:54,432 He grew and he grew and he grew. 116 00:07:55,225 --> 00:07:57,352 He was sensitive, like a smile. 117 00:07:57,519 --> 00:08:00,730 And his loving nature did not discriminate. 118 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:03,900 He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista. 119 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:06,903 Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman 120 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,571 on a Woman Wolf. 121 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:09,948 (THOR AND WOLF HOWL) 122 00:08:10,615 --> 00:08:13,493 But Thor's one true love was an Earth woman 123 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:15,245 named Jane Fonda. 124 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:17,831 Oh, wait. No. Jane Foster. 125 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:21,459 But sadly, in the battle for love, Thor lost. 126 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,544 Ooh. 127 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:26,423 In fact, he lost a lot of people in those days. 128 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:27,716 His mum. 129 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,092 His dad. 130 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,552 And that guy. 131 00:08:30,635 --> 00:08:31,678 And that guy. 132 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:32,971 And whoever that is. 133 00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,264 And Heimdall. 134 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:36,182 -And his brother. -(THOR YELLING) 135 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,934 -And his brother, again. -(THOR YELLING) 136 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:39,019 And again. 137 00:08:39,102 --> 00:08:40,562 (DISTANT YELLING) 138 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:43,314 Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode. 139 00:08:43,940 --> 00:08:46,234 And then he said, "What have I done?" 140 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:48,236 It seemed that everything 141 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:50,238 and everyone he loved, he lost. 142 00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:53,283 And so he hid his heart behind a big, fleshy bod, 143 00:08:53,450 --> 00:08:55,910 so it could never be broken again. 144 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,246 But just because he was done loving, 145 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,956 didn't mean he was done fighting. 146 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,710 He teamed up with the Guardians of the Galaxy 147 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:06,296 and set off on some classic Thor adventures. 148 00:09:06,921 --> 00:09:08,340 He got in shape. 149 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,300 Putting in the hard yards. 150 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:14,471 Turning pains into gains, and never skipping leg day. 151 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:15,889 (THOR GRUNTS) 152 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,933 He went from Dad Bod to God Bod. 153 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:22,270 But beneath his God Bod, there was still a Sad Bod 154 00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,521 just trying to get out. 155 00:09:23,605 --> 00:09:25,940 (ALL YELLING) 156 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,275 Because all of the bods 157 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,444 that Thor had worn over the years 158 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:30,737 couldn't hide the pain 159 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:32,739 that he was feeling on the inside. 160 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,493 So he gave up his search for love, 161 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:40,330 accepting that he was only good for one thing... 162 00:09:41,581 --> 00:09:44,793 Waiting in quiet contemplation for someone to say, 163 00:09:45,251 --> 00:09:48,505 "Thor, we need your help to win this battle." 164 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,839 (SONG ENDS) 165 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,299 -QUILL: Thor. -(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 166 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,385 We need your help to win this battle. 167 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:54,719 Let's go. 168 00:09:54,803 --> 00:09:56,888 (SIGHS) Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker. 169 00:09:56,971 --> 00:09:58,640 Back to work. 170 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:01,601 We must hurry, okay? 171 00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:04,020 People are dying. 172 00:10:04,187 --> 00:10:05,230 See you down there. 173 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:06,606 (GRUNTS) 174 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,650 (DISTANT GUNFIRE) 175 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,277 Hurry up! 176 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,197 (YELLING) 177 00:10:15,073 --> 00:10:17,200 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 178 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:21,621 (CLUCKING) 179 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,998 Give me those. You're gonna break 'em. 180 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,376 (GRUNTING) I am Groot! 181 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,169 Ah, you got sap all over it. 182 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:31,881 Hello, everybody. 183 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,633 ROCKET: Well, well, look who it is. 184 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,301 How are we doing, guys? 185 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:36,594 DRAX: Terrible! 186 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:38,638 We're all about to die. 187 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:41,182 You said this planet would be a relaxing holiday. 188 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:44,144 I said it was going to be, "Like a relaxing holiday." 189 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,104 But look at that resplendent skyscape. 190 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,480 Three suns of Saturn. 191 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:49,190 What could be more relaxing than that? 192 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,234 An actual holiday! 193 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:53,445 Die, Booskan scum! 194 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:55,822 (BOOSKANS GROAN) 195 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:57,699 God of Thunder. 196 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,117 King Yakan. 197 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:01,786 You have finally joined our fight. 198 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,079 Well, as they say, 199 00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,622 "Better late than not at all." (CHUCKLES) 200 00:11:04,789 --> 00:11:06,374 Yes, it's very nice. 201 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:09,586 As you know, we used to live in a peaceful oasis. 202 00:11:09,753 --> 00:11:11,671 But then our gods were murdered. 203 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:12,756 Murdered? 204 00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:15,842 And now our sacred temple has been left unguarded, 205 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,762 and Habooska's hordes took control of its power. 206 00:11:18,928 --> 00:11:22,349 It is our most sacred shrine and he desecrates it. 207 00:11:22,432 --> 00:11:23,433 Not for long. 208 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,685 (DRAMATICALLY) Ah! 209 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:29,105 King Yakan, tell them what happened here today. 210 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:31,566 Tell of the time that Thor, 211 00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:36,404 and his ragtag, motley crew of misfit desperados, 212 00:11:36,488 --> 00:11:38,448 turned the tide of the battle, 213 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,700 and etched their names in history. 214 00:11:40,867 --> 00:11:42,744 For the odds may be against us, 215 00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:44,162 but I'll tell you this for free... 216 00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:45,372 Here it comes. 217 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:48,917 This ends here and now! 218 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,126 (MOUTHING ALONG) 219 00:11:52,337 --> 00:11:53,922 Oh! 220 00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:56,925 (WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 221 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,718 (GRUNTS) 222 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:07,060 (EXCLAIMS) 223 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,814 (ENGINE ROARING) 224 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,403 (GRUNTS) 225 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,161 (WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES) 226 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,791 (THOR GRUNTING) 227 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,091 -(SCREECHES) -(THOR GRUNTS) 228 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:40,593 (LAUGHS) 229 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,391 (EXCLAIMS) 230 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,643 (GRUNTS) 231 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,441 (STORMBREAKER POWERS UP) 232 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,067 (GRUNTS) 233 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,456 (GRUNTS) 234 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,167 (ENGINES REVVING) 235 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,668 (STRAINING) 236 00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,841 (ENGINES CONTINUE REVVING) 237 00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:25,930 (YELLING) 238 00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:27,349 (TURBINES SQUEAKING) 239 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,821 (BOOSKAN CACKLES) 240 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:46,326 He's not going to go into the temple, is he? No. 241 00:13:46,785 --> 00:13:48,244 (CRACKLING) 242 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,705 Oh. 243 00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,837 -(SONG STOPS) -(ALL CHEERING) 244 00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,339 Well done, everybody. 245 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:01,216 We can collectively take credit for that 246 00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,717 because we worked as a team. 247 00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,928 We used our hearts and our minds 248 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,346 to defeat the enemy 249 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,139 with minimal loss or damage. 250 00:14:11,226 --> 00:14:13,061 (CROWD GASPING) 251 00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,941 What a classic Thor adventure! 252 00:14:18,149 --> 00:14:19,359 Hurrah! 253 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:21,027 (SOUNDS FADE OUT) 254 00:14:26,074 --> 00:14:28,076 (MACHINE THRUMMING) 255 00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:37,669 -(THRUMMING STOPS) -(SIGHS) 256 00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:39,671 (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER) 257 00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,384 Good book? 258 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,593 MAN: Yeah. 259 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,470 I wrote it. 260 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:51,057 Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster? 261 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,392 I am. 262 00:14:52,475 --> 00:14:54,227 -Uh... Hi. (CHUCKLES) -Hi. 263 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,937 How's the, uh, Einstein-Rosen Bridge? 264 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,480 It's tough. 265 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,857 -Yeah. -Really tough. 266 00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:00,775 It's... You need a 3D model. 267 00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:02,402 You ever see Event Horizon? 268 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,820 -No. -(SIGHS) 269 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,239 -Interstellar? -No. 270 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:08,199 That movie explains everything really clearly. 271 00:15:08,283 --> 00:15:10,744 Um, all right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge 272 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,497 folds space, so that point A and point B 273 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,459 coexist in space and time. 274 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,085 Like that. 275 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,297 You just ruined your own book. 276 00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:24,132 Yeah, but now you understand wormholes. 277 00:15:24,841 --> 00:15:25,842 (CHUCKLES) 278 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:27,886 Watch those movies. 279 00:15:28,303 --> 00:15:29,387 -Okay. -Okay. 280 00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,806 Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it. 281 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:33,099 (CLEARS THROAT) 282 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,688 (SIGHS NOISILY) 283 00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:41,066 So, how's, uh... how's it going? 284 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:44,486 It's going amazing. 285 00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,535 Have you told anyone else besides me? 286 00:15:53,161 --> 00:15:55,413 When people find out, they start acting weird. 287 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:57,540 They're just different. 288 00:15:58,333 --> 00:16:00,126 I don't need that in my life right now. 289 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,920 Anyway, it's not that serious. 290 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,588 Jane, it's Stage Four. 291 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,924 Out of, like, how many stages? 292 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:07,676 Four. 293 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,010 That we know about. 294 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,096 -(CHUCKLES) -(DARCY SIGHS) 295 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,642 Oh, you have somewhere else you gotta be right now 296 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,435 that's more important than chemo? 297 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:18,853 No. 298 00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:26,403 (JANE TUTS) 299 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,987 You're trying to get back to the lab, aren't you? 300 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,906 I have a few ideas I'm trying. 301 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,866 Okay, no, time out. 302 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,911 I know you think your lab work is something you have to do, 303 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:37,622 otherwise you're letting down all of civilization, 304 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,333 but you're not getting what the universe 305 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:41,960 is actually trying to tell you, 306 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:43,503 so let me translate. 307 00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:46,089 Slow down. 308 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,216 You need your energy to fight this thing. 309 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,845 I'll fight it my way, okay? 310 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,346 Well, FYI, 311 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:57,183 "my way" does not have to equal "alone in a lab." 312 00:16:58,018 --> 00:16:59,019 (GASPS) 313 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,188 Maybe it's time to play the Space Viking card. 314 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:04,357 -It's not a card. -Yes, it is. 315 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:05,942 -There's no card. -There's a card. 316 00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:08,486 It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous. 317 00:17:08,653 --> 00:17:10,030 It's a handsome card. 318 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,948 -Jane, are you sure? -Look, Darcy... 319 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:15,243 I will figure this out by myself. 320 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:16,327 (BEEPS) 321 00:17:16,411 --> 00:17:18,288 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 322 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,962 SELVIG: Results are still coming back the same. 323 00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:28,465 I'm afraid the chemo has very little effect. 324 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:32,218 I'm so sorry, Jane. 325 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:34,804 If there's anything I can do, 326 00:17:34,888 --> 00:17:36,848 or if you just wanna talk, call me. 327 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:49,736 -(SIGHS) -(RUSTLING) 328 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,113 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 329 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,082 (PARADISE CITY BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 330 00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,614 Smell like a king, because you're worthy. 331 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,157 Old Spice. 332 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:38,535 (PLAYS OLD SPICE JINGLE) 333 00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,120 -DIRECTOR: Cut! -(BELL RINGS) 334 00:18:41,121 --> 00:18:42,580 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 335 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,751 (CROWD CHEERING) 336 00:18:48,420 --> 00:18:50,880 (PARADISE CITY BY GUNS 'N' ROSES CONTINUES) 337 00:18:58,888 --> 00:18:59,889 (SONG FADES) 338 00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,351 (BAND PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC) 339 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,978 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 340 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,691 ACTOR ODIN: Look at this place. It's beautiful. 341 00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,026 Home. 342 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,360 Yes, home, Father. 343 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,529 We're here to take you home. 344 00:19:14,863 --> 00:19:17,449 Yes. To planet Asgard. 345 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,993 Asgard is not a planet, my sons. 346 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,829 It is people. It is you! 347 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,873 And now, it is time 348 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:27,584 for me to pass on to the spirit realm. 349 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,294 (ACTOR LOKI WHIMPERS) 350 00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:32,047 I will take my place 351 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,091 in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla, 352 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,594 the resting place of the gods. 353 00:19:37,761 --> 00:19:39,721 Oh, one more thing. 354 00:19:40,638 --> 00:19:41,890 You have a sister. 355 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:46,811 And so now, I turn into godly stardust, 356 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:49,022 and say farewell. 357 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:50,690 Oh, look. 358 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:53,193 Do you see? It's happening. 359 00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:55,612 I'm disappearing. 360 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,697 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 361 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,701 No! 362 00:20:01,785 --> 00:20:02,827 Father! 363 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:06,414 But wait! Brother! 364 00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:11,086 An ominous portal hath appeared behind us. 365 00:20:11,628 --> 00:20:12,754 BOTH: Transform! 366 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:13,963 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 367 00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:16,549 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,471 (LAUGHING WICKEDLY) 369 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:22,555 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 370 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:25,266 I am Hela, Goddess of Death. 371 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,602 Now, I return to Asgard 372 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:30,397 to stake my claim as the rightful heir to the throne, 373 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,399 and no one will stop me! 374 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,483 Join me or die! 375 00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:34,859 We will never join you, witch! 376 00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:35,944 Mjolnir! 377 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,740 (LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY) 378 00:20:40,824 --> 00:20:42,075 Impossible! 379 00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,535 (GRUNTS) 380 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:45,495 I broke your hammer! 381 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,080 Time to die! 382 00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:48,540 BOTH: Bifrost! 383 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,334 (CHEERING) 384 00:21:00,385 --> 00:21:02,846 You can almost feel the power 385 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:05,807 of these magnificent and immovable stones. 386 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,685 Okay. Let's head back to the village 387 00:21:08,852 --> 00:21:11,771 where we can drink some real Asgardian mead. 388 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,523 -Come on. -(TOURISTS CHEER) 389 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:20,572 (SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 390 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:30,790 (DEEP RUMBLING) 391 00:21:33,543 --> 00:21:35,712 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 392 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,005 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 393 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,382 (CRACKLING) 394 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,802 (THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING) 395 00:21:42,886 --> 00:21:44,888 (MUSIC CRESCENDOING) 396 00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:50,060 God of Disaster, 397 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,479 we thank you. 398 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:54,481 We feared we would be at war forever 399 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,358 without the protection of our gods, 400 00:21:56,524 --> 00:21:59,527 but now, peace shall reign. 401 00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:03,448 In return for your service, please accept these gifts. 402 00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:04,699 (INTENSE SCREAMING) 403 00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,327 As is tradition, the protectors of our world 404 00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:09,496 are bestowed with great beasts. 405 00:22:09,579 --> 00:22:11,998 -(GOATS SCREAMING) -(MEN GRUNTING) 406 00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,124 Giant goats! 407 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:15,251 Oh, look at those! They are wonderful. 408 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:18,213 Korg, look at that. Those things are beautiful. 409 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:20,632 King Yakan, thank you so much. 410 00:22:20,799 --> 00:22:22,634 Listen, um, about the temple... 411 00:22:22,717 --> 00:22:23,843 I don't wanna talk about the temple. 412 00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:25,011 I know, but if we were to talk about it, 413 00:22:25,095 --> 00:22:26,346 -I think it's important... -It's making me sad. 414 00:22:26,429 --> 00:22:27,430 ...to life and material objects... 415 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:28,807 -And mad. -Okay, I'll stop talking. 416 00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:30,642 -(CHUCKLES) -Don't forget the goats. 417 00:22:30,809 --> 00:22:33,103 Which you accepted, and now must take with you. 418 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,396 No backsies. 419 00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:38,233 -Aw. They are beautiful. -Yes, they are beautiful. 420 00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:39,317 (GOATS SCREAMING) 421 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:40,944 They also scream quite a lot. 422 00:22:41,027 --> 00:22:42,028 They'll be fine. 423 00:22:42,112 --> 00:22:44,072 -(SCREAMING) -I am Groot. 424 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,198 We need to find the damn remote 425 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,950 so we can download the distress signal! 426 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,077 THOR: Retrace your steps. Where did you put the remote? 427 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,495 One of your goats probably ate it! 428 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,330 Goats didn't eat the remote. Don't be ridiculous. 429 00:22:52,414 --> 00:22:53,832 Well, I ain't digging through their crap. 430 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,625 -DRAX: I love them! -(ROCKET GRUNTS) 431 00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:56,710 They should live with us forever! 432 00:22:56,793 --> 00:22:57,919 QUILL: Found the remote! 433 00:22:58,086 --> 00:22:59,129 I'm putting them down. 434 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,296 -MANTIS: Me too. -Is it working or not? 435 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,673 No, it's not workin'. It's not charged. 436 00:23:01,756 --> 00:23:02,757 Well, maybe you need to find a charger... 437 00:23:02,841 --> 00:23:03,883 -(GUN POWERS UP) -Get out of my way! 438 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,218 Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa! 439 00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,012 -(KORG GRUNTS) -THOR: Whew. 440 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,888 -Korg, you okay? -Yeah, bro. All good. 441 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,181 All right. Everybody, just relax. 442 00:23:10,265 --> 00:23:11,433 The goats are gonna be fine. 443 00:23:11,516 --> 00:23:13,226 If not, we can just use them for meat... 444 00:23:13,727 --> 00:23:15,061 (SCREAMING STOPS) 445 00:23:15,145 --> 00:23:16,771 ...ting people. Meeting people. 446 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,231 They're a great conversation starter. 447 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:19,315 And I've been told 448 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:20,775 you can summon them with a special whistle 449 00:23:20,859 --> 00:23:22,444 that goes something like this... (FAILS TO WHISTLE) 450 00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:24,320 No, that's not it. (WHISTLES) No, that's not it. (WHISTLES) 451 00:23:24,404 --> 00:23:25,822 No, that's not it. You have a go. 452 00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:27,323 -(GROWLS) -No, that's not it. 453 00:23:27,407 --> 00:23:29,034 -KRAGLIN: Oh, hey, guys. -Kraglin! 454 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:30,410 KORG: (FAILS TO WHISTLE) No, that's not it. 455 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:31,494 You been here this whole time? 456 00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:32,787 Yeah, you said to stay with the ship. 457 00:23:33,246 --> 00:23:35,206 This is Glenda. We're married. 458 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,334 (SPLUTTERS) I am Groot. 459 00:23:37,417 --> 00:23:38,418 What did we tell you 460 00:23:38,501 --> 00:23:40,003 about jumpin' into new relationships? 461 00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,421 That I shouldn't be doing that. 462 00:23:41,504 --> 00:23:42,589 Yeah, you can't get married 463 00:23:42,672 --> 00:23:44,174 on every single planet we land on. 464 00:23:44,591 --> 00:23:45,800 I am Groot. 465 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,802 -(BEEPING) -QUILL: Finally! 466 00:23:47,969 --> 00:23:49,763 All right, here we go. Distress calls. 467 00:23:50,347 --> 00:23:53,141 FEMALE CALLER: Please help us! The God Butcher has found us! 468 00:23:53,308 --> 00:23:54,434 QUILL: God Butcher? 469 00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:56,227 MALE CALLER: He left them hanging as a warning. 470 00:23:56,394 --> 00:23:58,146 Look at all of these gods, murdered. 471 00:23:58,229 --> 00:24:00,106 MALE CALLER 2: Our greatest champions, 472 00:24:00,190 --> 00:24:01,941 now laid to waste. 473 00:24:02,108 --> 00:24:03,276 The horror. 474 00:24:03,443 --> 00:24:04,819 Who could have done something like this? 475 00:24:05,904 --> 00:24:07,030 Thor, where are you? 476 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,698 Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back. 477 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:11,201 Play that one. 478 00:24:12,786 --> 00:24:14,287 -Thor, where are you? -THOR: Sif? 479 00:24:14,371 --> 00:24:15,663 We need you here. 480 00:24:16,373 --> 00:24:17,999 My friend is in danger. We must go at once. 481 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,793 Start the ship, my friends. 482 00:24:19,876 --> 00:24:21,878 I don't know, maybe we should split up. 483 00:24:21,961 --> 00:24:22,962 So many people to save, 484 00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:25,048 I mean, look at all of these distress... 485 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:26,633 -(VEST CREAKS SLOWLY) -...calls. 486 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:29,010 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 487 00:24:30,011 --> 00:24:31,012 Thor. 488 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,514 You gonna be okay? 489 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:34,140 I admire your commitment to each other. 490 00:24:34,224 --> 00:24:35,392 It's a beautiful thing. 491 00:24:35,642 --> 00:24:37,268 Alas, it's something I'll never have. 492 00:24:37,435 --> 00:24:38,812 Buddy, if I may... 493 00:24:39,396 --> 00:24:40,397 You may. 494 00:24:41,940 --> 00:24:43,149 After thousands of years of living, 495 00:24:43,233 --> 00:24:44,484 you don't seem to know who the hell you are. 496 00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:46,903 I've been lost before. 497 00:24:47,904 --> 00:24:49,614 But then I found meaning, I found love. 498 00:24:50,865 --> 00:24:51,950 And yeah, it got taken from me, 499 00:24:52,033 --> 00:24:53,159 and god, that hurts. 500 00:24:55,036 --> 00:24:57,747 But that shitty feeling is better than feeling empty. 501 00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:00,250 My hope for you is that 502 00:25:00,333 --> 00:25:02,877 one day, you will find something 503 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:05,547 to make you feel this shitty. 504 00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:08,425 I have loved before. It didn't work out. 505 00:25:08,591 --> 00:25:10,677 They either die a grismal death 506 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:12,429 or they dump you with a handwritten letter. 507 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,513 I don't know which is worse, 508 00:25:13,596 --> 00:25:15,765 but it's why I keep everyone at arm's length. 509 00:25:16,641 --> 00:25:17,809 (MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) 510 00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:19,728 You've grown too attached. 511 00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:20,937 Damn it, I knew this would happen. 512 00:25:21,021 --> 00:25:22,897 -You must go. I'll find Sif. -(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) 513 00:25:23,648 --> 00:25:24,858 You answer the other calls. 514 00:25:24,941 --> 00:25:26,317 The galaxy needs its Guardians. 515 00:25:26,401 --> 00:25:27,402 Cool, yeah. We were just leaving... 516 00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,903 Shh. I know it hurts. 517 00:25:29,070 --> 00:25:30,780 But it's better this way. You have to trust me. 518 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,408 To ease the pain, why don't you, uh, 519 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,911 take this ship here as a parting farewell gift? 520 00:25:37,579 --> 00:25:38,872 Oh, you're giving me my ship? 521 00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:40,373 Yes, she's yours. 522 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,209 May you make as many memories with her as I have. 523 00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:44,878 She's a temperamental old lass. 524 00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:47,339 Will serve you well in a tight pickle. 525 00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:48,715 -KRAGLIN: I'll start the ship. -Thank you. 526 00:25:48,798 --> 00:25:50,091 Goodbye, old friend. 527 00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:53,011 A human handshake 528 00:25:53,094 --> 00:25:54,971 to the Asgardian shake. 529 00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:57,599 Into the snake that you cannot trust. 530 00:25:57,682 --> 00:25:58,683 (WHOOSHES) 531 00:25:58,767 --> 00:25:59,934 You're really dragging this out. 532 00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,854 And finish with the classic Asgardian high one. 533 00:26:04,439 --> 00:26:05,690 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 534 00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:07,942 -DRAX: Let's go. -(SPACESHIP POWERING UP) 535 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,110 Take care of my crew. 536 00:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,320 This is gonna be hard for them. 537 00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,571 Hurry up! 538 00:26:11,654 --> 00:26:12,739 Not her. 539 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,157 Remember what I told you. 540 00:26:15,116 --> 00:26:16,576 You ever feel lost, 541 00:26:17,369 --> 00:26:19,704 just look into the eyes of the people that you love. 542 00:26:20,121 --> 00:26:22,123 They'll tell you exactly who you are. 543 00:26:22,207 --> 00:26:24,250 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 544 00:26:26,503 --> 00:26:27,504 All right. Bye. 545 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:33,468 For what it's worth, let's cling to the good memories. 546 00:26:33,551 --> 00:26:35,303 -(ENGINE HUMMING LOUDLY) -We Asgardians say, 547 00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,972 "May you travel with the speed of Odin's ravens. 548 00:26:38,431 --> 00:26:39,599 "I'll see you in Valhalla 549 00:26:39,683 --> 00:26:41,559 "where we shall drink mead and..." 550 00:26:43,520 --> 00:26:45,730 -They're gone. -Alone again. Just me and you. 551 00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,065 Stormbreaker! 552 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,984 Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe! 553 00:26:50,068 --> 00:26:52,070 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 554 00:26:53,613 --> 00:26:54,864 So what do we do now, bro? 555 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,408 Let's go get Sif! 556 00:26:57,826 --> 00:27:00,036 (GOATS SCREAMING) 557 00:27:03,081 --> 00:27:04,332 (GOATS SCREAM) 558 00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,717 KORG: Who or what is that? 559 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:17,012 Falligar, God of the Falligarians. 560 00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,514 One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet. 561 00:27:21,099 --> 00:27:22,267 Oh, no. 562 00:27:24,894 --> 00:27:25,979 (GRUNTS) 563 00:27:31,276 --> 00:27:32,986 Sif, it's me, Thor. 564 00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:34,571 Odinson? 565 00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:36,156 You're missing an arm. 566 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:37,490 I'm gonna get you home. 567 00:27:37,657 --> 00:27:39,576 No! Leave me here. 568 00:27:39,743 --> 00:27:41,703 I want to die a warrior's death. 569 00:27:41,870 --> 00:27:43,913 On the battlefield. In battle. 570 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,958 And then I can claim my place in Valhalla. 571 00:27:47,542 --> 00:27:49,419 Oh, I hate to break it to you, 572 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:51,087 but for a warrior to get into Valhalla, 573 00:27:51,171 --> 00:27:52,589 you have to die in the battle. 574 00:27:53,256 --> 00:27:55,300 -You survived. -Oh, shit. 575 00:27:55,884 --> 00:27:57,677 Maybe your arm is in Valhalla. 576 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,555 What happened here? 577 00:28:00,638 --> 00:28:02,640 (SIGHS) I've been hunting a madman. 578 00:28:02,807 --> 00:28:04,893 I followed him here, but it was a trap. 579 00:28:05,060 --> 00:28:06,061 Who is this madman? 580 00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,855 The God Butcher is coming. 581 00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,358 He seeks the extinction of the gods. 582 00:28:11,733 --> 00:28:13,276 Asgard is next. 583 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:15,445 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 584 00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,574 (BELL CLANGING IN DISTANCE) 585 00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:24,662 (EERIE WHOOSHING) 586 00:28:44,432 --> 00:28:46,851 (LOW UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING) 587 00:29:05,954 --> 00:29:08,164 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 588 00:29:24,556 --> 00:29:27,142 (CREATURES GROWLING) 589 00:29:27,976 --> 00:29:29,936 (ROCK SONG PLAYING QUIETLY ON SPEAKER) 590 00:29:31,438 --> 00:29:33,898 -(WOMAN SCREAMING) -(EXPLOSIONS) 591 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:38,069 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 592 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,196 (CREATURE SCREECHES) 593 00:29:41,573 --> 00:29:43,575 (MUSIC BUILDS UP) 594 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:46,953 (HORSE WHINNYING) 595 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:49,330 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 596 00:29:50,081 --> 00:29:51,374 (GRUNTS) 597 00:30:01,593 --> 00:30:03,094 (WARRIORS GRUNT) 598 00:30:03,762 --> 00:30:04,804 MAN: Look, it's Thor! 599 00:30:04,971 --> 00:30:06,931 -MAN 2: Thor! -Take Sif to the infirmary. 600 00:30:07,182 --> 00:30:08,183 VALKYRIE: Hey! 601 00:30:08,266 --> 00:30:09,476 Who'd you piss off now? 602 00:30:09,559 --> 00:30:11,061 This is not my fault. I've never even seen these things, 603 00:30:11,144 --> 00:30:12,145 whatever the hell they are. 604 00:30:12,228 --> 00:30:13,396 Welcome back. 605 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,567 (DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 606 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:25,742 (CREATURE ROARING) 607 00:30:28,244 --> 00:30:29,496 (SCREECHES) 608 00:30:30,830 --> 00:30:33,083 (METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD) 609 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,168 (WHOOSHING) 610 00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:38,338 (WARRIORS CHEERING) 611 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:40,006 Who's the new guy? 612 00:30:40,465 --> 00:30:42,884 That guy? You're gonna love that guy. 613 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,680 (WHOOSHING) 614 00:30:57,232 --> 00:30:59,609 Mjol... Mjolnir! Mjolnir! 615 00:30:59,776 --> 00:31:00,819 It's me, Thor. 616 00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:02,195 Have you seen my hammer? 617 00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:03,780 (WHISTLES) Mjolnir, here, boy. 618 00:31:03,863 --> 00:31:05,365 (SOFT RUMBLING) 619 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:07,325 Mjolnir? 620 00:31:11,538 --> 00:31:12,622 Mjolnir. 621 00:31:12,706 --> 00:31:14,833 (HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS) 622 00:31:17,377 --> 00:31:19,879 (SLOW-MOTIONED) You're back! 623 00:31:21,381 --> 00:31:22,590 -(WHOOSHES) -(MUSIC STOPS) 624 00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:24,467 Mjolnir! 625 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,680 (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING) 626 00:31:35,186 --> 00:31:37,564 (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 627 00:31:52,328 --> 00:31:53,329 Excuse me. 628 00:31:53,413 --> 00:31:55,290 Hello. That's my hammer you've got there. 629 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,084 And that's my look. 630 00:31:58,168 --> 00:31:59,544 -(CREATURE SNARLS) -(GRUNTS) 631 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:06,885 Hey! 632 00:32:09,220 --> 00:32:10,388 Enough tomfoolery. 633 00:32:10,555 --> 00:32:12,724 Why don't you take off that mask and reveal yourself? 634 00:32:12,891 --> 00:32:13,892 Come on. 635 00:32:15,810 --> 00:32:16,811 Hey. 636 00:32:17,437 --> 00:32:18,605 (INCREDULOUSLY) Jane? 637 00:32:24,152 --> 00:32:27,155 KORG: Let me tell you the legend of Thor and Jane. 638 00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,823 (OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA PLAYING) 639 00:32:28,907 --> 00:32:32,911 He was a God of Thunder and she, a woman of science. 640 00:32:34,162 --> 00:32:36,581 And although they were from different worlds, 641 00:32:38,375 --> 00:32:40,043 somehow, it just made sense. 642 00:32:40,126 --> 00:32:41,336 THOR: Whoo! Ha-ha! 643 00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:42,879 KORG: And together they embarked 644 00:32:42,962 --> 00:32:44,881 on a journey of love. 645 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,344 (LAUGHS PROUDLY) 646 00:32:49,427 --> 00:32:50,470 (JANE SNICKERS) 647 00:32:50,553 --> 00:32:52,931 Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior... 648 00:32:53,014 --> 00:32:54,974 -(JANE GASPS) -(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING) 649 00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:58,103 And Jane taught Thor the way of the people. 650 00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:00,939 And as time passed, 651 00:33:01,022 --> 00:33:03,650 their love grew deeper and deeper. 652 00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,527 (LAUGHING) 653 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,780 She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir? 654 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:11,366 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 655 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:14,744 I need you to promise me you'll always protect her. 656 00:33:16,454 --> 00:33:18,373 I love you too, buddy. 657 00:33:19,958 --> 00:33:23,545 KORG: And love that deep has a way of becoming magical. 658 00:33:23,628 --> 00:33:25,422 (HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) 659 00:33:27,257 --> 00:33:29,342 Thor set his sights toward a future 660 00:33:29,426 --> 00:33:31,553 and all it might hold. 661 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:34,347 (OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA CONTINUES) 662 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:37,892 But the more he pondered a life with Jane, 663 00:33:37,976 --> 00:33:39,978 the more he feared losing that life. 664 00:33:40,478 --> 00:33:42,814 And although Jane didn't want to admit it, 665 00:33:42,981 --> 00:33:45,316 she was scared of loss as well. 666 00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:51,072 And so, they built walls between them. 667 00:33:51,948 --> 00:33:53,992 Thor got busy saving humanity. 668 00:33:54,701 --> 00:33:55,785 THOR: Heimdall! 669 00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:57,078 (WHOOSHING) 670 00:33:57,162 --> 00:33:59,456 KORG: And Jane got busy doing the same. 671 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,750 Real busy. 672 00:34:01,833 --> 00:34:04,753 And eventually, the space between them grew and grew 673 00:34:04,836 --> 00:34:06,921 until it became too wide to bear. 674 00:34:07,005 --> 00:34:08,340 (WHOOSHING) 675 00:34:12,886 --> 00:34:14,262 KORG: Something had to give. 676 00:34:14,429 --> 00:34:18,016 I have to stay up all night to go through this data. Okay? 677 00:34:18,099 --> 00:34:19,225 And I have to stay up all night 678 00:34:19,309 --> 00:34:21,478 -and clean all of this up. -There's two plates! 679 00:34:21,561 --> 00:34:22,562 It's two plates and two forks! 680 00:34:22,937 --> 00:34:24,939 (WHOOSHING) 681 00:34:26,858 --> 00:34:28,943 KORG: And then, one night, it did give. 682 00:34:30,528 --> 00:34:32,155 Jane wrote a note. 683 00:34:33,406 --> 00:34:35,408 And Thor read that note. 684 00:34:37,202 --> 00:34:39,829 And their legend suddenly became myth. 685 00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,331 (SONG FADES) 686 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,291 Or so they thought. 687 00:34:45,835 --> 00:34:47,879 -(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING) -You okay? 688 00:34:48,046 --> 00:34:50,882 Yeah... (CHUCKLES) it's a little, uh, hot in... 689 00:34:50,965 --> 00:34:53,009 -(EARS RINGING) -(PANTING) Startin' to feel... 690 00:34:53,259 --> 00:34:56,054 It's claustrophobic with the helmet. 691 00:34:56,971 --> 00:34:59,224 -(GRUNTS, PANTS) -(RINGING STOPS) 692 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:01,351 How? 693 00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:02,852 -Uh... (GRUNTS) -(CREATURE SNARLS) 694 00:35:03,436 --> 00:35:05,730 (GRUNTING) Can we talk about this later? 695 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,273 Yeah, sure. 696 00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:08,650 Great seeing you. 697 00:35:08,858 --> 00:35:10,318 (WHOOSHING) 698 00:35:10,402 --> 00:35:11,528 What? 699 00:35:13,530 --> 00:35:15,949 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 700 00:35:17,909 --> 00:35:20,161 VOICE: Kill all the gods. 701 00:35:20,245 --> 00:35:21,663 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 702 00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:31,381 (CREATURE SNARLS) 703 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:37,846 (SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES) 704 00:35:39,556 --> 00:35:40,557 (GRUNTS) 705 00:35:44,602 --> 00:35:47,147 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 706 00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:49,607 (GORR GROANS) 707 00:35:50,900 --> 00:35:51,901 (GRUNTS) 708 00:35:58,616 --> 00:36:00,618 Hey. Is that the Necrosword? 709 00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:03,079 That's cool. I've only ever read about it in stories. 710 00:36:03,455 --> 00:36:06,166 Then you know this is going to hurt. 711 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,917 (SCOFFS) Pain. 712 00:36:08,084 --> 00:36:10,462 What is pain but a construct invented by the weak? 713 00:36:10,545 --> 00:36:11,880 Okay, that's very sharp! 714 00:36:12,088 --> 00:36:13,340 (GRUNTING) 715 00:36:21,181 --> 00:36:22,182 Ready? 716 00:36:23,058 --> 00:36:26,102 Don't touch my things. 717 00:36:26,519 --> 00:36:27,687 (BOTH GRUNT) 718 00:36:28,271 --> 00:36:29,898 (GORR CHOKING) 719 00:36:34,611 --> 00:36:36,613 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 720 00:36:47,415 --> 00:36:48,625 (GRUNTS) 721 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:54,881 Yeah, you better run, you coward. (CHUCKLES) 722 00:36:54,964 --> 00:36:57,133 (EERIE MUSIC PLAYING) 723 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:00,845 (CREATURE GROWLING SOFTLY) 724 00:37:10,146 --> 00:37:12,399 -(CREATURE GROWLS) -(SCREAMING) 725 00:37:14,067 --> 00:37:16,444 The children. They're taking the children! 726 00:37:16,695 --> 00:37:18,154 -(SCREAMS) -Mommy! 727 00:37:18,238 --> 00:37:19,531 (CLAMORING) 728 00:37:20,365 --> 00:37:21,449 Mom! 729 00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:24,828 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 730 00:37:29,791 --> 00:37:30,792 (SCREAMING STOPS) 731 00:37:45,223 --> 00:37:47,684 Shadow monsters. Disgusting. 732 00:37:51,354 --> 00:37:53,606 Flew around the world twice. Nothing. 733 00:37:53,773 --> 00:37:56,526 Cowards must have run away. We'll find them. (SCOFFS) 734 00:37:57,360 --> 00:37:58,361 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 735 00:37:59,571 --> 00:38:01,531 -Quite a reunion, huh? -Eh, you're telling me. 736 00:38:01,698 --> 00:38:03,533 What's it been? Like, three, four years? 737 00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:05,994 Eight years, seven months, and six days. 738 00:38:06,327 --> 00:38:07,370 I haven't forgotten 739 00:38:07,537 --> 00:38:08,705 the last time I saw you, 740 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,582 or didn't see you, because you left. (CHUCKLES) 741 00:38:10,915 --> 00:38:12,417 It's kind of an oversimplification 742 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:13,626 to say that I left. 743 00:38:13,793 --> 00:38:15,920 Ah, no, you left. You did. 744 00:38:16,087 --> 00:38:17,922 You wrote me a beautiful handwritten letter. 745 00:38:18,089 --> 00:38:20,050 I should know, I was there. (CHUCKLES) 746 00:38:20,133 --> 00:38:21,301 -You weren't there... -I was. 747 00:38:21,384 --> 00:38:22,761 ...actually, hence the note. 748 00:38:24,429 --> 00:38:26,264 (CHUCKLES) And if you weren't there to see me leave, 749 00:38:26,348 --> 00:38:28,099 then maybe it was you that left. 750 00:38:29,059 --> 00:38:30,810 -Fair point. Hmm. -Uh... 751 00:38:31,144 --> 00:38:32,354 Not that it matters. 752 00:38:32,437 --> 00:38:33,563 Like, who's keeping track, right? 753 00:38:33,646 --> 00:38:35,106 (CHUCKLING) No, yeah. 754 00:38:35,190 --> 00:38:37,609 I suppose we both left and both got left. (CHUCKLES) 755 00:38:37,692 --> 00:38:38,818 Now you're leaving again. 756 00:38:40,445 --> 00:38:42,155 VALKYRIE: Miek, we need detailed accounts 757 00:38:42,238 --> 00:38:43,323 from all the witnesses. 758 00:38:43,406 --> 00:38:44,491 Darryl, get me all the names 759 00:38:44,574 --> 00:38:45,658 of the children who have been lost. 760 00:38:46,284 --> 00:38:47,702 Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken, 761 00:38:47,786 --> 00:38:48,787 and I don't know where she is. 762 00:38:48,870 --> 00:38:50,288 And she'll be found. 763 00:38:50,580 --> 00:38:51,790 Guys, they're bleeding. 764 00:38:51,873 --> 00:38:53,291 Get them to the infirmary. Now! 765 00:38:53,375 --> 00:38:54,376 Darryl! 766 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,336 Majesty, should we start working 767 00:38:56,419 --> 00:38:58,338 on a performance of this entire debacle? 768 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:00,006 The people need entertainment. 769 00:39:00,173 --> 00:39:01,883 Particularly now, in times of crisis. 770 00:39:02,050 --> 00:39:03,510 Particularly. 771 00:39:03,593 --> 00:39:05,470 (PEOPLE PLEADING) 772 00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:06,805 I did not hear a, "No." 773 00:39:07,263 --> 00:39:08,473 Nor did I. 774 00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:09,766 -Asgard. Night. -Yes! 775 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,142 We open on some sleeping children. 776 00:39:13,186 --> 00:39:14,896 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) 777 00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:17,440 So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it? 778 00:39:17,982 --> 00:39:19,150 The old ex-girlfriend. 779 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:20,360 Jodie Foster. 780 00:39:20,527 --> 00:39:21,569 Jane Foster. 781 00:39:21,653 --> 00:39:22,904 The one that got away. 782 00:39:23,363 --> 00:39:24,572 THOR: The one that got away. 783 00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:25,740 That means escaped. 784 00:39:25,824 --> 00:39:27,492 Yeah. Yeah... Yeah. 785 00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,786 Must be hard for you to see your ex-girlfriend 786 00:39:29,869 --> 00:39:31,454 and your ex-hammer hangin' out, 787 00:39:31,538 --> 00:39:32,956 and getting on so well. 788 00:39:37,168 --> 00:39:38,420 What you up to, bro? 789 00:39:39,462 --> 00:39:40,463 (SOFTLY) Come on. 790 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:42,298 Come to daddy. 791 00:39:42,757 --> 00:39:45,301 (CLICKS TONGUE) Come on. Mjolnir. 792 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:49,681 Hey! There you are. 793 00:39:49,764 --> 00:39:50,765 Hey. 794 00:39:50,849 --> 00:39:51,933 WOMAN: Do you know what I think we should do? 795 00:39:52,017 --> 00:39:53,727 -I was just calling you. -WOMAN: Start an army! 796 00:39:53,810 --> 00:39:55,687 With what? Half our soldiers are dead! 797 00:39:55,770 --> 00:39:57,355 Half our soldiers are always dead! 798 00:39:57,439 --> 00:39:59,482 -Where are the children? -Everyone, please go home. 799 00:39:59,566 --> 00:40:00,608 I promise you we'll have news soon. 800 00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:02,110 Someone needs to tell us what happened. 801 00:40:02,402 --> 00:40:03,737 VALKYRIE: We shall find them. 802 00:40:03,820 --> 00:40:05,655 (CLAMORING CONTINUES) 803 00:40:05,739 --> 00:40:07,073 -I just don't understand. -MAN: You know what? 804 00:40:07,157 --> 00:40:08,450 This is all our fault. 805 00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:09,743 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -MAN 2: Stop it! 806 00:40:09,826 --> 00:40:10,910 Asgard! 807 00:40:10,994 --> 00:40:12,454 (COMMOTION STOPS) 808 00:40:16,875 --> 00:40:18,877 (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) 809 00:40:20,003 --> 00:40:22,797 My friends, we must not quarrel. 810 00:40:23,757 --> 00:40:26,217 In times like this, we need to unite, come together. 811 00:40:26,968 --> 00:40:28,803 I see what's happening here. 812 00:40:29,471 --> 00:40:31,681 -You're afraid. Hmm? -(SOFT SQUEAKING) 813 00:40:32,307 --> 00:40:33,350 Scared. 814 00:40:34,642 --> 00:40:35,685 Afraid. 815 00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:36,978 Anxious. 816 00:40:37,562 --> 00:40:38,730 (SQUEAKING CONTINUES) 817 00:40:38,813 --> 00:40:39,814 If we are to find the children, 818 00:40:39,898 --> 00:40:42,650 we must first look within ourselves. 819 00:40:43,109 --> 00:40:44,903 I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard 820 00:40:44,986 --> 00:40:46,279 to give a rousing speech 821 00:40:46,363 --> 00:40:47,489 with the (MIMICS SQUEAKING) noise. 822 00:40:47,655 --> 00:40:49,074 -What are you doing? -She's taking minutes. 823 00:40:49,157 --> 00:40:50,492 Oh, precious minutes we don't have. 824 00:40:50,575 --> 00:40:52,619 -(WHINES) -You want the kids back? 825 00:40:53,703 --> 00:40:55,372 I'll be back in a minute. 826 00:40:56,456 --> 00:40:57,624 You can write that down, Miek. 827 00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:00,335 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) 828 00:41:00,418 --> 00:41:01,670 -(GRUNTS) -VALKYRIE: No! 829 00:41:02,587 --> 00:41:04,005 (ALL EXCLAIM) 830 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:06,466 (RUMBLING) 831 00:41:07,217 --> 00:41:08,218 (THOR GRUNTS) 832 00:41:10,470 --> 00:41:12,055 THOR: Stormbreaker, what are you doing? 833 00:41:12,138 --> 00:41:13,431 Is this about Mjolnir? 834 00:41:13,765 --> 00:41:15,225 Everyone, out! 835 00:41:16,017 --> 00:41:17,018 (SIGHS ANGRILY) 836 00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:18,937 -(SIZZLING) -Didn't find them. 837 00:41:19,020 --> 00:41:20,146 Oh, bae, your cape's on fire. 838 00:41:20,230 --> 00:41:21,272 It's fine. It'll grow back. 839 00:41:21,356 --> 00:41:22,774 I'm invoicing you for this. 840 00:41:22,857 --> 00:41:23,858 Listen. 841 00:41:23,942 --> 00:41:25,068 What do we know about this guy? 842 00:41:25,235 --> 00:41:26,486 He travels through shadows. 843 00:41:26,569 --> 00:41:27,987 And he creates monsters with them. 844 00:41:28,154 --> 00:41:29,698 Absolutely freaky monsters. 845 00:41:29,864 --> 00:41:31,825 He also wields the Necrosword. How do I know that? 846 00:41:31,908 --> 00:41:33,368 Because he almost speared me in the face with it. 847 00:41:33,451 --> 00:41:34,494 What's a Necrosword? 848 00:41:34,661 --> 00:41:35,870 It's an ancient weapon that's been passed 849 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:37,497 through hands since the dawn of time. 850 00:41:37,872 --> 00:41:39,791 It has the ability to slay gods, 851 00:41:39,874 --> 00:41:41,418 but it slowly corrupts and kills 852 00:41:41,501 --> 00:41:43,044 whoever wields it, which means... 853 00:41:43,211 --> 00:41:44,587 Oh, so, it infected him. 854 00:41:44,671 --> 00:41:46,172 It's infecting him. Yes. It must be. 855 00:41:46,464 --> 00:41:48,967 VALKYRIE: So basically, we're up against a cursed, 856 00:41:49,050 --> 00:41:50,844 shadow-zombie kidnapper. 857 00:41:51,219 --> 00:41:52,637 Awesome. When do we leave? 858 00:41:52,762 --> 00:41:54,180 -(WHOOSHING) -BOY: Thor. 859 00:41:54,597 --> 00:41:55,640 Can you see me? 860 00:41:55,807 --> 00:41:56,975 Uh, floating head alert. 861 00:41:57,142 --> 00:41:58,977 It's Astrid. Heimdall's son. 862 00:41:59,144 --> 00:42:00,770 Astrid, are you okay? 863 00:42:00,937 --> 00:42:02,939 I no longer go by the name Astrid. 864 00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:05,066 I'm now known as Axl. 865 00:42:05,233 --> 00:42:07,444 He's a singer from a popular band I heard on Earth. 866 00:42:07,527 --> 00:42:08,778 -KORG: G N' R. -THOR: Astrid, 867 00:42:08,862 --> 00:42:10,864 your father gave you a very tough Viking name 868 00:42:10,947 --> 00:42:12,449 and I intend to honor his wishes. 869 00:42:12,615 --> 00:42:13,700 -Axl. -Astrid. 870 00:42:13,783 --> 00:42:14,993 -I said Axl. -Astrid. 871 00:42:15,076 --> 00:42:16,202 -Axl! -It's asshole. 872 00:42:16,286 --> 00:42:17,287 Now listen to him! 873 00:42:17,370 --> 00:42:19,956 All right, fine, Axl. Where are you? 874 00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:23,335 I'm not sure. I don't know how to use my magic eyes yet. 875 00:42:23,460 --> 00:42:24,878 Your father taught me and I'm gonna teach you. 876 00:42:24,961 --> 00:42:27,505 I need you to focus and hold out your hand. 877 00:42:27,964 --> 00:42:30,091 Okay, good. Now focus. 878 00:42:30,258 --> 00:42:31,384 Close your eyes. 879 00:42:31,468 --> 00:42:33,345 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS) 880 00:42:34,346 --> 00:42:35,805 (DEEP RUMBLING) 881 00:42:36,348 --> 00:42:38,433 CHILDREN: (GASP) Thor! 882 00:42:39,184 --> 00:42:40,310 (PANTS) 883 00:42:40,393 --> 00:42:41,686 Hey, how's it going, kids? 884 00:42:41,853 --> 00:42:43,688 "How's it going"? Look where we are. 885 00:42:43,855 --> 00:42:45,774 We're in a cage made of spikes. 886 00:42:46,399 --> 00:42:48,068 Yes, right. Not good. Yeah. 887 00:42:48,234 --> 00:42:49,319 Are you gonna do something? 888 00:42:49,402 --> 00:42:50,987 Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now. 889 00:42:51,154 --> 00:42:53,156 I'm the vision ghost. Look. 890 00:42:53,406 --> 00:42:54,491 (WHOOSHES) 891 00:42:54,574 --> 00:42:56,242 -See? -What will happen to us? 892 00:42:56,534 --> 00:42:57,827 (SIGHS) Who can tell? 893 00:42:57,911 --> 00:42:59,954 I mean, this is a very, very bad situation. 894 00:43:00,121 --> 00:43:02,540 You know, the good news is you're Asgardians. 895 00:43:02,707 --> 00:43:04,751 So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla. 896 00:43:04,918 --> 00:43:06,086 Oh, my God. Go away. 897 00:43:06,252 --> 00:43:07,962 -Wait, wait. Listen. -(RUMBLING) 898 00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:09,422 (ALL WHIMPERING) 899 00:43:09,506 --> 00:43:10,882 Okay. It's all right, children. 900 00:43:10,965 --> 00:43:12,384 Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay. 901 00:43:12,550 --> 00:43:13,927 Listen, I've got a plan, okay? 902 00:43:14,010 --> 00:43:15,845 I'm putting together a really, really good team. 903 00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:19,641 We've got, um, Uncle Korg, uh, King Valkyrie, 904 00:43:19,724 --> 00:43:21,893 um, my ex-girlfriend, Jane, 905 00:43:21,976 --> 00:43:24,187 which is a whole other story I won't bore you with, okay? 906 00:43:24,354 --> 00:43:26,398 But it is a top-notch team, 907 00:43:26,481 --> 00:43:28,441 and we're gonna have you home before you know it. 908 00:43:28,608 --> 00:43:29,734 Yeah. 909 00:43:29,818 --> 00:43:31,820 (ATMOSPHERIC RUMBLING) 910 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:35,407 (SOFT OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 911 00:43:37,117 --> 00:43:38,201 I know where you are. 912 00:43:41,329 --> 00:43:42,580 I'm gonna get you out of here. 913 00:43:42,789 --> 00:43:43,915 I'm scared. 914 00:43:43,998 --> 00:43:46,042 -We all are. -(CHILD WHIMPERS) 915 00:43:46,126 --> 00:43:48,420 ALL: Thor! Thor! Save us. 916 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:51,923 (ALL CONTINUE PLEADING) 917 00:43:52,007 --> 00:43:53,299 Get me out of here. You take care, okay? 918 00:43:53,383 --> 00:43:55,218 Take care. I'll see you soon. All right? 919 00:43:55,301 --> 00:43:56,511 Axl, get me out of here! 920 00:43:56,594 --> 00:43:57,595 (RUMBLE) 921 00:43:58,096 --> 00:43:59,139 They're in the Shadow Realm. 922 00:43:59,305 --> 00:44:00,306 How do you know? 923 00:44:00,473 --> 00:44:03,018 The heavy atmosphere there has a darkness like no other. 924 00:44:03,184 --> 00:44:05,145 It's as if color fears to tread. It's unmistakable. 925 00:44:05,937 --> 00:44:07,605 Well then, if it's color we need, 926 00:44:08,064 --> 00:44:09,566 let's bring the rainbow. 927 00:44:11,568 --> 00:44:13,445 "Bring the rainbow"? Is that a catchphrase or something? 928 00:44:13,611 --> 00:44:15,196 She's only been a Thor for a minute. 929 00:44:15,363 --> 00:44:16,656 I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at. 930 00:44:16,740 --> 00:44:17,866 But the rest of it, she needs work. 931 00:44:17,949 --> 00:44:18,950 How many catchphrases have there been? 932 00:44:19,034 --> 00:44:20,035 A lot. 933 00:44:21,745 --> 00:44:23,580 Yep. Jumped the gun. 934 00:44:23,663 --> 00:44:24,998 Hang on, he moves through shadows 935 00:44:25,081 --> 00:44:26,291 and he's going to the Shadow Realm, 936 00:44:26,374 --> 00:44:27,375 it seems like that's where 937 00:44:27,459 --> 00:44:28,460 he's going to be the most powerful. 938 00:44:28,543 --> 00:44:29,544 THOR: You're right. We can't just go 939 00:44:29,627 --> 00:44:30,670 marching in there. It could be a trap. 940 00:44:30,754 --> 00:44:31,796 We'd be endangering the children. 941 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,089 -VALKYRIE: Mm. -We need reinforcements. 942 00:44:33,173 --> 00:44:34,174 We must raise an army. 943 00:44:34,257 --> 00:44:35,592 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 944 00:44:35,675 --> 00:44:36,968 -I'm thinking it. -What are we thinking? 945 00:44:37,052 --> 00:44:38,428 -Thinking what? -I'm thinking it too. 946 00:44:38,511 --> 00:44:40,805 -BOTH: Omnipotence City. -KORG: Hmm! 947 00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:42,599 What's Omnipotence City? 948 00:44:42,766 --> 00:44:44,934 It's the home of the most powerful gods in the universe. 949 00:44:45,101 --> 00:44:46,936 We could pull together the greatest team ever. 950 00:44:47,103 --> 00:44:49,272 We could recruit Ra, Hercules, 951 00:44:49,439 --> 00:44:50,523 Tūmatauenga. 952 00:44:50,690 --> 00:44:52,108 Quetzalcoatl, maybe. 953 00:44:52,192 --> 00:44:54,361 And Zeus, the oldest and wisest of them all. 954 00:44:54,527 --> 00:44:56,529 -Did you say Zeus? -Yeah, Zeus. 955 00:44:56,613 --> 00:44:58,156 Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus? 956 00:44:58,323 --> 00:44:59,657 I'm not sure if he has a second name. 957 00:44:59,741 --> 00:45:00,950 Do you think my god will be there, 958 00:45:01,034 --> 00:45:02,035 Ninny of the Nonny? 959 00:45:02,118 --> 00:45:03,119 Oh, you never know, Korg. 960 00:45:03,203 --> 00:45:04,204 But if they are, we'll ask them to join our team. 961 00:45:04,287 --> 00:45:05,288 Yes. 962 00:45:05,372 --> 00:45:07,123 -Stormbreaker. (GRUNTS) -(WHOOSHING) 963 00:45:07,207 --> 00:45:09,000 -(KORG GRUNTS) -All right. Calm down. Relax. 964 00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:10,377 No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling 965 00:45:10,460 --> 00:45:12,003 in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost. 966 00:45:12,087 --> 00:45:13,088 Look what just happened. 967 00:45:13,171 --> 00:45:14,673 We can't exactly go in your tiny, little, 968 00:45:14,756 --> 00:45:16,508 flying portal horse, can we? We won't all fit. 969 00:45:16,675 --> 00:45:18,051 What are you talking about? Warsong's awesome. 970 00:45:18,134 --> 00:45:19,344 Stormbreaker's awesome too. 971 00:45:19,427 --> 00:45:20,804 Stormbreaker just needs a conduit. 972 00:45:20,887 --> 00:45:22,263 Anything that can handle space travel. 973 00:45:22,472 --> 00:45:23,682 I love it when she talks shop. 974 00:45:23,765 --> 00:45:25,058 It has the power to get us there, 975 00:45:25,141 --> 00:45:26,726 it just needs something to focus that energy 976 00:45:26,810 --> 00:45:28,770 so it's not so unpredictable. 977 00:45:28,937 --> 00:45:30,897 You know, if we had a ship, we could harness it 978 00:45:30,980 --> 00:45:32,482 and use Stormbreaker as a power source. 979 00:45:32,649 --> 00:45:34,401 -Oh, like an engine. -Like an engine. 980 00:45:34,484 --> 00:45:35,735 You need a ship? 981 00:45:36,027 --> 00:45:37,404 I've got a ship. 982 00:45:37,487 --> 00:45:39,114 (GOATS SCREAMING) 983 00:45:41,866 --> 00:45:43,118 KORG: Get rid of all those seats. 984 00:45:43,284 --> 00:45:45,328 And you guys, go tie those goats to the front. 985 00:45:45,495 --> 00:45:46,746 We leave in 15 minutes. 986 00:45:46,913 --> 00:45:48,748 Essentials only, everyone. 987 00:45:48,915 --> 00:45:50,792 That's essential. Mm-hmm. 988 00:45:50,875 --> 00:45:52,127 MAN: Fifteen minutes to departure! 989 00:45:52,210 --> 00:45:54,504 Well, you moved on quick, didn't you? (CHUCKLES) 990 00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:57,132 You're some piece of work. 991 00:45:58,633 --> 00:46:00,468 -Oh, hey! (CHUCKLES) -Hey. 992 00:46:00,677 --> 00:46:02,220 Just catching up with an old friend. 993 00:46:02,303 --> 00:46:03,304 Yeah. 994 00:46:03,388 --> 00:46:05,140 I've been meaning to apologize. 995 00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:06,975 Sorta acting a little weird before. 996 00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:08,601 I just haven't really been myself lately. 997 00:46:08,768 --> 00:46:10,228 You know, kind of... 998 00:46:10,395 --> 00:46:11,604 Trying to figure out who I am, 999 00:46:11,688 --> 00:46:13,356 and, uh, just felt a little bit lost. 1000 00:46:13,523 --> 00:46:16,109 And then, all of a sudden, I see you dressed as me 1001 00:46:16,276 --> 00:46:17,652 and it was kind of... (CHUCKLES) 1002 00:46:17,736 --> 00:46:19,195 It's a lot for me, too. 1003 00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:22,532 So, how did you guys get together? How did this happen? 1004 00:46:23,158 --> 00:46:26,202 I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me. 1005 00:46:26,369 --> 00:46:27,871 Ah! Did it? 1006 00:46:28,038 --> 00:46:29,706 And so I came here to investigate, 1007 00:46:29,789 --> 00:46:32,584 and its pieces started glowing and swirling, 1008 00:46:32,834 --> 00:46:33,835 -and then... -Crazy. 1009 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:35,420 -...Thor. -Ah. 1010 00:46:35,754 --> 00:46:36,755 Well, you know what, 1011 00:46:36,838 --> 00:46:39,007 it looks good on you, it works, so... 1012 00:46:41,593 --> 00:46:43,011 Whew. (CHUCKLES) 1013 00:46:43,094 --> 00:46:44,095 Just checking. 1014 00:46:47,974 --> 00:46:49,142 JANE: (CHUCKLES) See you later. 1015 00:46:49,225 --> 00:46:51,436 MAN: Five minutes to departure! 1016 00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:53,313 (LOW METALLIC HUMMING) 1017 00:46:55,523 --> 00:46:56,691 What? 1018 00:46:57,150 --> 00:46:58,526 We were just talking. 1019 00:46:58,777 --> 00:46:59,778 (DOOR CLOSES) 1020 00:47:01,529 --> 00:47:03,698 (UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING) 1021 00:47:09,704 --> 00:47:11,998 GIRL: Mommy, don't leave me. 1022 00:47:12,415 --> 00:47:14,000 Don't be afraid. 1023 00:47:15,585 --> 00:47:17,087 Even when I'm gone, honey... 1024 00:47:18,880 --> 00:47:20,674 You won't be alone. 1025 00:47:23,385 --> 00:47:25,387 And whatever happens... 1026 00:47:27,222 --> 00:47:28,973 never stop fighting. 1027 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:31,351 Never stop fighting. 1028 00:47:32,310 --> 00:47:33,812 (MUSIC BUILDING UP) 1029 00:47:43,029 --> 00:47:44,656 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 1030 00:47:45,448 --> 00:47:47,200 Hey. You all right? 1031 00:47:47,534 --> 00:47:49,077 -Great. (CLEARS THROAT) -Mm. 1032 00:47:50,078 --> 00:47:51,496 The sink would say otherwise. 1033 00:47:53,331 --> 00:47:54,916 You think I really should be coming? 1034 00:47:55,125 --> 00:47:56,501 I'm not getting any better. 1035 00:47:56,668 --> 00:47:58,378 You're a Thor. Of course, you should come. 1036 00:47:58,795 --> 00:48:00,130 Besides, what else are you gonna do? 1037 00:48:00,296 --> 00:48:01,589 You're a Viking now. 1038 00:48:01,756 --> 00:48:03,883 Means you pretty much have to die in battle, 1039 00:48:04,050 --> 00:48:06,136 and it needs to be devastatingly painful. 1040 00:48:06,302 --> 00:48:07,679 Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla. 1041 00:48:08,221 --> 00:48:09,431 That's my plan. 1042 00:48:09,514 --> 00:48:11,766 What about, you know, kinging and stuff? 1043 00:48:11,933 --> 00:48:14,519 I love being king. I love my people, 1044 00:48:14,602 --> 00:48:16,146 but it's all meetings and raven-mail, 1045 00:48:16,229 --> 00:48:17,856 and meetings that could've been raven-mail. 1046 00:48:18,023 --> 00:48:19,190 I miss fighting. 1047 00:48:19,357 --> 00:48:20,442 I miss my sisters. 1048 00:48:20,608 --> 00:48:22,527 Which is why you need to come, 'cause I need one. 1049 00:48:23,653 --> 00:48:24,654 Okay, we should go. 1050 00:48:24,904 --> 00:48:26,031 -(CLEARS THROAT) -You packed? 1051 00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:27,615 Are you packed? 1052 00:48:29,492 --> 00:48:30,493 Yes! 1053 00:48:30,994 --> 00:48:31,995 (GASPS) 1054 00:48:32,912 --> 00:48:33,955 A hand grenade? 1055 00:48:34,039 --> 00:48:35,915 -No. It's a portable speaker. -(BUTTON CLICKS) 1056 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:37,000 (FAMILY AFFAIR BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING) 1057 00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,465 -(TURNS OFF MUSIC) -Let's go. 1058 00:48:44,341 --> 00:48:47,927 If you don't mind keeping the sink thing under wraps? 1059 00:48:48,261 --> 00:48:49,387 I got you. 1060 00:48:50,138 --> 00:48:52,098 -(WEAPONS CLANG) -(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1061 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:53,808 My fellow Asgardians... 1062 00:48:54,225 --> 00:48:56,102 Wish us well, for we shall travel 1063 00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:58,313 with the speed of Odin's ravens. 1064 00:48:58,605 --> 00:49:01,149 We will return with children. 1065 00:49:01,232 --> 00:49:02,484 (ASGARDIANS CHEERING) 1066 00:49:02,776 --> 00:49:04,277 Many children. 1067 00:49:04,444 --> 00:49:06,071 -And then we shall feast! -(CHEERING CONTINUES) 1068 00:49:06,154 --> 00:49:07,864 -Not on the children. -(ASGARDIANS EXCLAIM) 1069 00:49:07,947 --> 00:49:09,699 We do not do that anymore. 1070 00:49:09,866 --> 00:49:12,369 Those were dark times. Shameful times. 1071 00:49:13,161 --> 00:49:14,454 Okay, we should go. 1072 00:49:15,997 --> 00:49:19,417 -(GOATS SCREAMING) -(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1073 00:49:30,428 --> 00:49:33,056 -(METALLIC TINKLING) -(GOATS SCREAM) 1074 00:49:35,225 --> 00:49:37,644 (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) 1075 00:49:53,326 --> 00:49:54,953 -(MUSIC ENDS) -(GOATS SCREAM) 1076 00:49:56,037 --> 00:49:58,456 -(ANCIENT MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY) -(BIRDS CHIRPING) 1077 00:50:01,042 --> 00:50:02,752 So, you still rollerblading? 1078 00:50:02,836 --> 00:50:04,671 No. No. You? 1079 00:50:04,754 --> 00:50:06,006 Oh, yeah. Every weekend. 1080 00:50:06,172 --> 00:50:08,008 Once you blade, you never fade. Right, Korg? 1081 00:50:08,091 --> 00:50:09,092 KORG: Skate mates for life! 1082 00:50:09,175 --> 00:50:10,635 Hey, can I run something by you? 1083 00:50:10,719 --> 00:50:12,220 -Yeah. -So, I was thinking, 1084 00:50:12,303 --> 00:50:13,680 when we get to the bad guy, 1085 00:50:13,763 --> 00:50:15,849 what about if I had, like, a cool catchphrase? 1086 00:50:16,641 --> 00:50:18,476 Like, "Eat this hammer!" Bang! 1087 00:50:18,560 --> 00:50:19,728 -(THOR CHUCKLING) -Or, like, 1088 00:50:19,811 --> 00:50:21,813 "Check out my hammer." Boom! 1089 00:50:21,896 --> 00:50:23,565 Like, what about, um... 1090 00:50:23,732 --> 00:50:25,608 No... I'm workshopping it. 1091 00:50:25,775 --> 00:50:28,111 No, they are all really good. Mine is, uh, 1092 00:50:28,278 --> 00:50:30,030 "This ends here and now." 1093 00:50:30,196 --> 00:50:31,364 Oh, that's such a good one. 1094 00:50:31,531 --> 00:50:32,782 Took me a long time to perfect it. 1095 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:34,200 You'll get there. You just need to practice. 1096 00:50:34,284 --> 00:50:35,702 Just my first bad guy. 1097 00:50:35,869 --> 00:50:37,162 You never forget your first. 1098 00:50:40,540 --> 00:50:41,541 Yeah. 1099 00:50:42,167 --> 00:50:43,460 So, you got a girlfriend? 1100 00:50:44,127 --> 00:50:45,670 Oh... No, no. (CHUCKLES) 1101 00:50:45,754 --> 00:50:47,630 Too busy, don't have time, you know? 1102 00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:50,091 Just the work and everything. 1103 00:50:50,258 --> 00:50:52,260 Cool. Gonna check this place out. 1104 00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:55,138 (WHOOSHING AND CRACKLING) 1105 00:50:55,221 --> 00:50:56,723 Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES) 1106 00:50:56,806 --> 00:50:57,807 So cool. 1107 00:50:57,974 --> 00:50:58,975 -Who's so cool? -Huh? 1108 00:50:59,142 --> 00:51:00,602 The buildings are cool. 1109 00:51:01,144 --> 00:51:02,520 -What's happening there? -Where? 1110 00:51:02,687 --> 00:51:05,148 Am I, uh, sensing feelings? 1111 00:51:05,231 --> 00:51:06,232 (SNORTS) Feelings? 1112 00:51:06,316 --> 00:51:07,525 -What, for Jane? -Mm-hmm. 1113 00:51:07,609 --> 00:51:09,069 No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings. 1114 00:51:09,235 --> 00:51:10,987 The last time we had feelings were 1115 00:51:11,071 --> 00:51:12,822 long time ago. Long, long gone. I think you... 1116 00:51:12,906 --> 00:51:14,366 -Maybe you have feelings. -Right. 1117 00:51:14,449 --> 00:51:16,159 Oh... (CHUCKLES) Mate, relax. 1118 00:51:16,242 --> 00:51:17,410 -I don't know. -We're on the same team. 1119 00:51:17,577 --> 00:51:19,954 Know exactly what team we're on, okay? 1120 00:51:20,121 --> 00:51:21,498 Team Jane. 1121 00:51:21,831 --> 00:51:22,999 (LAUGHS) 1122 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:24,376 (SOFTLY) Um... 1123 00:51:25,794 --> 00:51:28,254 AXL: Thing about Thor is that he always bounces back. 1124 00:51:28,797 --> 00:51:30,423 -CHILD: Yeah. -Like when Hela stole his hammer, 1125 00:51:30,507 --> 00:51:31,716 he went and built an axe which was forged 1126 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:33,259 in the heart of a dying star. 1127 00:51:33,343 --> 00:51:35,345 (CHILDREN GASP AND EXCLAIM) 1128 00:51:36,513 --> 00:51:39,057 And the same axe was used to cut off Thanos' head. 1129 00:51:39,432 --> 00:51:40,475 (CHILDREN EXCLAIM) 1130 00:51:40,558 --> 00:51:42,185 (CHUCKLING) That's a good one. 1131 00:51:42,268 --> 00:51:44,270 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1132 00:51:45,563 --> 00:51:47,816 What a neat story! 1133 00:51:49,859 --> 00:51:52,946 Ah, with all this talk about chopping off heads, 1134 00:51:53,113 --> 00:51:54,447 I wanna have a go. 1135 00:51:55,281 --> 00:51:56,700 -What's this? -(CHILDREN WHIMPER) 1136 00:51:56,783 --> 00:51:57,784 Oh. 1137 00:51:58,618 --> 00:51:59,869 (CHUCKLING) 1138 00:52:00,412 --> 00:52:01,538 Aw! 1139 00:52:01,621 --> 00:52:04,165 -This is Octy. Hello, Octy. -(HISSING) 1140 00:52:04,499 --> 00:52:06,376 -How are you? -(GIRL WHIMPERS) 1141 00:52:06,459 --> 00:52:08,420 (IN FALSETTO) You know what Octy loves? 1142 00:52:08,878 --> 00:52:10,880 (IN DEEP VOICE) Having his head ripped off! 1143 00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:13,675 -(BONES SNAP) -(CHILDREN SCREAMING, CRYING) 1144 00:52:14,926 --> 00:52:17,470 What? You liked it a second ago. 1145 00:52:18,722 --> 00:52:20,056 (IN FALSETTO) All right, all right, all right. 1146 00:52:20,348 --> 00:52:21,349 Octy's gone. 1147 00:52:22,392 --> 00:52:24,102 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1148 00:52:25,311 --> 00:52:27,105 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Come on. (SHUSHING) 1149 00:52:27,188 --> 00:52:28,356 I'm scared. 1150 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,191 Aw, look at you. 1151 00:52:31,401 --> 00:52:34,362 I knew a little girl just like you. 1152 00:52:34,904 --> 00:52:38,533 And she was brave, and she was smart... 1153 00:52:40,285 --> 00:52:43,830 and funny and she liked to draw. 1154 00:52:44,247 --> 00:52:45,665 (CHILDREN WHIMPERING) 1155 00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:48,293 Let me ask you a question 1156 00:52:49,836 --> 00:52:51,087 about gods. 1157 00:52:51,629 --> 00:52:53,673 They're meant to protect you, right? 1158 00:52:54,341 --> 00:52:55,675 Well, where are they? 1159 00:52:55,842 --> 00:52:58,553 -Thor is on his way. -CHILDREN: Yeah! 1160 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,389 Yes. I'm counting on that. 1161 00:53:02,015 --> 00:53:04,184 That's why you're here. 1162 00:53:07,604 --> 00:53:08,605 THOR: It's invitation only, 1163 00:53:08,688 --> 00:53:10,523 so we're gonna have to keep a low profile and blend in. 1164 00:53:10,607 --> 00:53:13,193 Luckily, disguises are my specialty. 1165 00:53:13,943 --> 00:53:14,986 Greek philosopher? 1166 00:53:15,570 --> 00:53:16,613 Got us these. 1167 00:53:17,197 --> 00:53:18,198 THOR: What are those? 1168 00:53:18,365 --> 00:53:19,366 Actual disguises. 1169 00:53:20,158 --> 00:53:22,243 They're the cloaks of the emotion gods. 1170 00:53:22,619 --> 00:53:26,081 Every color signifies a different emotion. 1171 00:53:26,623 --> 00:53:27,957 Where are the emotion gods? 1172 00:53:28,041 --> 00:53:29,584 Mm. Don't ask. 1173 00:53:31,211 --> 00:53:32,837 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1174 00:53:32,921 --> 00:53:34,130 Holy shit. 1175 00:53:43,223 --> 00:53:45,141 Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids. 1176 00:53:45,308 --> 00:53:47,352 This is where the most powerful creator gods 1177 00:53:47,435 --> 00:53:48,520 in the universe hang out. 1178 00:53:49,688 --> 00:53:51,064 (DRAGON GRUNTS) 1179 00:53:51,439 --> 00:53:53,942 VALKYRIE: There's the god of magic, 1180 00:53:54,025 --> 00:53:55,276 the god of dreams, 1181 00:53:55,443 --> 00:53:56,444 the god of carpentry. 1182 00:53:56,528 --> 00:53:57,904 (GASPS) Look at that one. 1183 00:53:58,071 --> 00:53:59,614 Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings. 1184 00:53:59,698 --> 00:54:01,908 -Psst. Hey, Bao! -BAO: (GIGGLES) Bao. 1185 00:54:01,991 --> 00:54:03,076 Look up there, guys! 1186 00:54:03,159 --> 00:54:05,036 That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny. 1187 00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:07,330 Hey, Ninny Nonny! 1188 00:54:11,084 --> 00:54:13,253 (FANFARE PLAYING) 1189 00:54:14,754 --> 00:54:17,173 (RUMBLING AND CRACKLING) 1190 00:54:17,590 --> 00:54:20,385 GODS: (CHANTING) Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1191 00:54:20,552 --> 00:54:23,138 -(FANFARE STOPS) -Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1192 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:25,807 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1193 00:54:25,890 --> 00:54:28,101 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1194 00:54:28,184 --> 00:54:30,770 -(FANFARE RESUMES) -(THUNDER RUMBLING) 1195 00:54:30,854 --> 00:54:32,731 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1196 00:54:32,814 --> 00:54:35,233 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1197 00:54:35,316 --> 00:54:37,485 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1198 00:54:37,569 --> 00:54:39,654 Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! 1199 00:54:39,738 --> 00:54:41,740 -Zeus! Zeus! -(ELECTRICITY SURGES) 1200 00:54:41,823 --> 00:54:44,242 -(FANFARE STOPS) -(GODS CHEERING) 1201 00:54:47,996 --> 00:54:49,748 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1202 00:54:49,831 --> 00:54:50,957 Yes. 1203 00:54:52,167 --> 00:54:53,585 I am Zeus! 1204 00:54:54,753 --> 00:54:55,962 Yassas! 1205 00:54:58,131 --> 00:54:59,341 Oh, there he is! 1206 00:54:59,507 --> 00:55:01,426 The man, the myth, the legend. 1207 00:55:01,509 --> 00:55:02,802 Oh, I don't know if you know this, 1208 00:55:02,886 --> 00:55:05,055 but I base a lot of what I do on this guy. 1209 00:55:05,221 --> 00:55:06,931 He's the god of lightning, I'm the god of thunder. 1210 00:55:07,015 --> 00:55:09,142 -Huge source of inspiration. -That's really good. 1211 00:55:09,225 --> 00:55:11,728 You should lead with that when you ask him for an army. 1212 00:55:11,811 --> 00:55:13,730 -Ah. -Um, how do we get up there? 1213 00:55:13,813 --> 00:55:15,315 Do we just, like, fly? 1214 00:55:15,482 --> 00:55:16,900 No, we can't interrupt him in the middle of an entrance. 1215 00:55:16,983 --> 00:55:18,610 He's famous for his entrances. 1216 00:55:18,777 --> 00:55:20,570 GODS: (CHANTING) Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt! 1217 00:55:21,196 --> 00:55:23,281 -Yes! -(GODS CHEERING) 1218 00:55:23,365 --> 00:55:24,824 (BLASTS) 1219 00:55:24,908 --> 00:55:26,284 ZEUS: Zeus! 1220 00:55:28,536 --> 00:55:30,955 -(WHOOSHING) -(THOR EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY) 1221 00:55:31,039 --> 00:55:33,041 (FANFARE PLAYING) 1222 00:55:35,585 --> 00:55:37,712 -Yes! Thunderbolt! -(GODS CHEERING) 1223 00:55:40,215 --> 00:55:42,926 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1224 00:55:43,009 --> 00:55:45,387 (MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1225 00:55:45,470 --> 00:55:46,471 Order. 1226 00:55:47,055 --> 00:55:48,139 Order! 1227 00:55:50,016 --> 00:55:52,435 -Silence! Silence! -(CHEERING AND MUSIC STOP) 1228 00:55:54,229 --> 00:55:56,356 (PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC) 1229 00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:58,525 I hereby open 1230 00:55:59,192 --> 00:56:02,404 this holy council of the god. 1231 00:56:02,987 --> 00:56:05,907 Where we have many, many serious matter 1232 00:56:05,990 --> 00:56:07,367 to be talk about. 1233 00:56:07,826 --> 00:56:08,910 Such as, 1234 00:56:09,828 --> 00:56:11,996 where are we going to hold this year's orgy? 1235 00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:14,124 -(GODS CHEERING) -Is this guy for real? 1236 00:56:14,207 --> 00:56:15,375 Honestly, I'm not mad at it. 1237 00:56:15,458 --> 00:56:17,002 Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay? 1238 00:56:17,085 --> 00:56:18,712 -(SHUSHES) -Sorry. 1239 00:56:18,878 --> 00:56:20,130 So now we're going to announce the winner 1240 00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:23,091 of the, "Most human souls 1241 00:56:23,174 --> 00:56:25,301 "sacrificed in the name of a god." 1242 00:56:25,635 --> 00:56:27,053 Okay, maybe he's not that great. 1243 00:56:27,137 --> 00:56:28,471 Oh, no, not good. 1244 00:56:28,638 --> 00:56:30,432 No, I don't think it's gonna get any better than this. 1245 00:56:30,515 --> 00:56:31,933 Look, these gods aren't gonna help. 1246 00:56:32,100 --> 00:56:33,101 But that thunderbolt, 1247 00:56:33,184 --> 00:56:34,561 -I think that might be of use. -(ZEUS EXCLAIMS) 1248 00:56:34,644 --> 00:56:36,646 Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left. 1249 00:56:36,730 --> 00:56:37,814 -(GODS LAUGH AND CHEER) -We bum-rush him, 1250 00:56:37,897 --> 00:56:39,190 take the bolt, ding-dong. 1251 00:56:39,274 --> 00:56:40,316 All right, let's go get it! 1252 00:56:40,400 --> 00:56:41,568 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait! 1253 00:56:41,651 --> 00:56:43,403 There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing. 1254 00:56:43,486 --> 00:56:44,946 Especially not Zeus' bum. 1255 00:56:45,113 --> 00:56:46,573 When the time is right, I'm gonna talk to him. 1256 00:56:46,656 --> 00:56:47,699 The time is right now. 1257 00:56:47,782 --> 00:56:48,783 Time is not right now. 1258 00:56:48,867 --> 00:56:50,160 ZEUS: Who is talking? 1259 00:56:50,326 --> 00:56:51,411 Who is talking? 1260 00:56:51,494 --> 00:56:52,912 -These guys. -Korg, shut up. 1261 00:56:52,996 --> 00:56:55,415 Do you have something to say to the group? 1262 00:56:55,790 --> 00:56:56,791 Sorry. 1263 00:56:56,958 --> 00:56:59,669 I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds, so speak fast. 1264 00:56:59,836 --> 00:57:01,296 Literally, heads will roll. 1265 00:57:02,088 --> 00:57:03,381 (WHISPERS) Who are you two? 1266 00:57:04,257 --> 00:57:05,675 Hello. (CHUCKLES) 1267 00:57:05,759 --> 00:57:07,177 Uh, let me be the first to say 1268 00:57:07,260 --> 00:57:08,428 it is an honor and a privilege to be... 1269 00:57:08,511 --> 00:57:09,679 No, I can't hear you. 1270 00:57:09,846 --> 00:57:11,181 Why don't you take the stage? 1271 00:57:11,639 --> 00:57:13,224 The stage down there? 1272 00:57:13,391 --> 00:57:15,268 Well, yes. You see the area 1273 00:57:15,352 --> 00:57:17,645 that looks very much like a stage? 1274 00:57:17,729 --> 00:57:19,105 (GODS LAUGHING) 1275 00:57:19,189 --> 00:57:20,190 Got ya. 1276 00:57:21,524 --> 00:57:23,151 (VALKYRIE MOUTHING) 1277 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,782 THOR: (GRUNTING) Coming through. 1278 00:57:29,574 --> 00:57:30,825 Oops. Sorry. 1279 00:57:30,909 --> 00:57:31,993 KORG: Good luck, bro. 1280 00:57:39,834 --> 00:57:41,086 Mighty Zeus! 1281 00:57:41,169 --> 00:57:42,796 (CHUCKLES) Wow! 1282 00:57:43,380 --> 00:57:44,964 Gods of the universe, 1283 00:57:45,465 --> 00:57:47,384 I come here to ask for your help, 1284 00:57:47,467 --> 00:57:48,718 to raise an army. 1285 00:57:49,010 --> 00:57:50,762 There's a maniac called the God Butcher 1286 00:57:50,845 --> 00:57:52,013 who seeks to end us all. 1287 00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:53,682 His destruction is everywhere. 1288 00:57:53,848 --> 00:57:55,850 Entire planets, realms 1289 00:57:56,017 --> 00:57:57,560 have been left completely unprotected. 1290 00:57:57,644 --> 00:57:59,771 He's left nothing but chaos in his wake. 1291 00:58:00,188 --> 00:58:01,731 But I know where he is, 1292 00:58:01,898 --> 00:58:03,149 and with your help, 1293 00:58:03,233 --> 00:58:06,027 we can crush him before he kills anyone else. 1294 00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,862 -(GODS MURMURING) -ZEUS: That guy, 1295 00:58:08,029 --> 00:58:10,907 he killed a couple of low-level god. 1296 00:58:10,990 --> 00:58:12,242 Eh. Boo-hoo. 1297 00:58:12,409 --> 00:58:13,743 If that's all, 1298 00:58:13,910 --> 00:58:15,036 -pretty boy... -(GODS LAUGH) 1299 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,955 ...you go back to your seat and you be quiet. 1300 00:58:17,122 --> 00:58:18,915 Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear 1301 00:58:18,998 --> 00:58:20,125 any of what I just said? 1302 00:58:20,208 --> 00:58:22,252 He's... He's murdering en masse. 1303 00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:24,504 I tell you one time, 1304 00:58:24,587 --> 00:58:25,672 now, you shut up. 1305 00:58:25,839 --> 00:58:26,840 You be quiet. 1306 00:58:26,923 --> 00:58:29,634 Because you are this close to being uninvited to the orgy. 1307 00:58:29,801 --> 00:58:32,095 Zeus, we must do something. 1308 00:58:32,262 --> 00:58:34,055 You cannot come to the orgy! 1309 00:58:34,222 --> 00:58:36,141 -You have to listen to us! -ZEUS: That's it! 1310 00:58:36,641 --> 00:58:37,684 Shackle! 1311 00:58:40,228 --> 00:58:41,855 Your Highness, whenever you're ready, you just tell me. 1312 00:58:41,938 --> 00:58:43,189 -We go on my signal. -Mm-hmm. 1313 00:58:43,273 --> 00:58:44,274 What is the signal? 1314 00:58:44,357 --> 00:58:45,817 -It'll be, "Go." -KORG: Hmm. 1315 00:58:49,612 --> 00:58:50,905 ZEUS: Let's see who you are. 1316 00:58:51,072 --> 00:58:52,657 I take off your disguise. 1317 00:58:52,782 --> 00:58:53,783 And flick! 1318 00:58:55,744 --> 00:58:56,995 (GODS MURMUR) 1319 00:58:58,580 --> 00:58:59,622 (HARP TRILLS) 1320 00:59:00,623 --> 00:59:01,916 -(GODS GASP) -(WOLF-WHISTLING) 1321 00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:03,626 You flicked too hard, damn it! 1322 00:59:03,793 --> 00:59:04,794 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1323 00:59:06,171 --> 00:59:08,423 Should we help him? 1324 00:59:08,590 --> 00:59:09,924 I mean, eventually. 1325 00:59:10,091 --> 00:59:11,092 Grape? 1326 00:59:11,176 --> 00:59:12,969 Mm, looks like a shy courgette. 1327 00:59:13,136 --> 00:59:14,888 And what about the others? 1328 00:59:15,055 --> 00:59:16,139 We take off their disguise too. 1329 00:59:16,222 --> 00:59:17,557 Oh, no. No. Don't flick us. 1330 00:59:17,640 --> 00:59:18,725 KORG: It's cool. 1331 00:59:18,808 --> 00:59:20,310 Uh... Disguise gone! 1332 00:59:20,393 --> 00:59:21,394 Disguise off. Cool? 1333 00:59:21,478 --> 00:59:22,771 ZEUS: Asgardians. 1334 00:59:23,188 --> 00:59:25,732 I thought we'd seen the last of you when Odin died. 1335 00:59:27,233 --> 00:59:29,527 You are Thor, 1336 00:59:29,903 --> 00:59:31,529 the God of Thunder. 1337 00:59:32,238 --> 00:59:35,492 But is not thunder just the sound of lightning? 1338 00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:37,702 (GODS LAUGHING) 1339 00:59:37,786 --> 00:59:38,995 Good one, Dad. 1340 00:59:39,162 --> 00:59:40,372 THOR: Zeus, this is bigger than us. 1341 00:59:40,538 --> 00:59:42,540 He's taken Asgardian children. 1342 00:59:42,749 --> 00:59:45,960 Who do you think we are? The god police? 1343 00:59:46,836 --> 00:59:49,798 Every god watches over their own peoples. 1344 00:59:50,298 --> 00:59:52,842 Nothing more, nothing less. 1345 00:59:53,009 --> 00:59:54,678 Asgardian problems 1346 00:59:55,595 --> 00:59:58,306 are Asgardian problems. Hmm? 1347 00:59:58,390 --> 01:00:00,392 How the mighty have fallen. 1348 01:00:00,558 --> 01:00:02,727 My hero, Zeus, 1349 01:00:02,894 --> 01:00:03,895 afraid. 1350 01:00:04,104 --> 01:00:05,605 (GODS GASP) 1351 01:00:14,197 --> 01:00:15,490 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 1352 01:00:16,157 --> 01:00:18,034 (SOFTLY) Couple of thing. (CHUCKLES) 1353 01:00:18,118 --> 01:00:21,121 One, yes, I am scared. 1354 01:00:21,663 --> 01:00:23,998 Gorr has the Necrosword, 1355 01:00:24,165 --> 01:00:26,292 which means he could kill us. 1356 01:00:26,835 --> 01:00:28,211 Not good. Two, 1357 01:00:28,378 --> 01:00:30,296 I know you're trying to do the right thing. 1358 01:00:30,463 --> 01:00:31,631 I understand. 1359 01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:34,009 But all you do is cause a panic. 1360 01:00:34,426 --> 01:00:36,136 Panic is not good. 1361 01:00:36,302 --> 01:00:37,804 We are safe here. 1362 01:00:37,971 --> 01:00:40,348 You, my friend, you are safe here. 1363 01:00:40,890 --> 01:00:42,559 So, chill, baby cake. 1364 01:00:43,018 --> 01:00:45,270 Have some wine, have some grape. 1365 01:00:45,437 --> 01:00:46,896 Anything goes here 1366 01:00:47,063 --> 01:00:49,315 in Omnipotence City. Hmm. 1367 01:00:50,066 --> 01:00:52,527 Three, don't talk back to Zeus. 1368 01:00:52,902 --> 01:00:55,030 I flicked too hard. I put your clothes back on. 1369 01:00:55,113 --> 01:00:56,114 (CHUCKLES) 1370 01:00:56,781 --> 01:00:58,116 (LOUDLY) Now I put your clothes back on! 1371 01:00:58,199 --> 01:00:59,200 Flick, flick. 1372 01:00:59,367 --> 01:01:00,744 For this is the Golden Temple 1373 01:01:00,827 --> 01:01:02,120 -of the god. -(WOMEN SIGH) 1374 01:01:02,620 --> 01:01:04,748 It's not a rudie-nudie festival. 1375 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:06,249 -(GODS LAUGH) -If you're not gonna help us, 1376 01:01:06,332 --> 01:01:07,834 then at least let us use your weapon. 1377 01:01:08,001 --> 01:01:09,461 We need your lightning bolt. 1378 01:01:10,086 --> 01:01:12,339 My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt. 1379 01:01:12,505 --> 01:01:15,717 So, I think, to use somebody's secret weapon like this, 1380 01:01:15,884 --> 01:01:18,428 that you should at least get the name right when you ask. 1381 01:01:19,054 --> 01:01:20,764 Can I borrow Thunderbolt? 1382 01:01:20,930 --> 01:01:22,766 -Thunderbolt! -(THUNDERBOLT CLANGS) 1383 01:01:22,849 --> 01:01:24,851 (GODS CHEERING) 1384 01:01:29,272 --> 01:01:30,440 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1385 01:01:30,523 --> 01:01:32,192 (ZEUS HUFFING) 1386 01:01:38,239 --> 01:01:39,324 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1387 01:01:49,542 --> 01:01:50,543 No! 1388 01:01:50,627 --> 01:01:52,337 (GODS LAUGHING) 1389 01:01:54,172 --> 01:01:55,882 Do not worry. 1390 01:01:56,549 --> 01:01:58,259 The God Butcher, 1391 01:01:58,885 --> 01:02:00,845 he will not reach Eternity. 1392 01:02:01,179 --> 01:02:02,222 Eternity? 1393 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:04,099 What does he mean, reach Eternity? 1394 01:02:07,519 --> 01:02:09,312 Oh, shit. 1395 01:02:11,856 --> 01:02:14,776 Eternity is a very powerful being 1396 01:02:14,859 --> 01:02:16,319 at the center of the universe. 1397 01:02:17,112 --> 01:02:18,154 It will grant the desire 1398 01:02:18,238 --> 01:02:20,073 of the first person who reaches it. 1399 01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,075 JANE: So, it's like a wishing well? 1400 01:02:22,992 --> 01:02:24,494 (SIGHS) 1401 01:02:24,577 --> 01:02:26,287 What do you think a guy called the God Butcher 1402 01:02:26,371 --> 01:02:27,414 would wish for? 1403 01:02:27,497 --> 01:02:28,707 If he seeks the Altar of Eternity, 1404 01:02:28,790 --> 01:02:30,417 that means he could wipe us out at once. 1405 01:02:30,583 --> 01:02:32,168 Zeus, we must act now. 1406 01:02:32,335 --> 01:02:34,087 He's not going to make it. 1407 01:02:34,254 --> 01:02:35,547 He doesn't have the key. 1408 01:02:36,131 --> 01:02:37,882 Is this the purpose of the gods? 1409 01:02:38,049 --> 01:02:40,719 To hide away in a golden palace like cowards? 1410 01:02:40,885 --> 01:02:42,846 -Maybe we have lost our way. -(GODS EXCLAIM) 1411 01:02:42,929 --> 01:02:44,931 You know what? We'll stop him ourselves. 1412 01:02:45,098 --> 01:02:47,267 I am afraid I cannot allow that. 1413 01:02:47,642 --> 01:02:49,978 This is a secret place 1414 01:02:50,145 --> 01:02:51,938 known only to the gods. 1415 01:02:52,313 --> 01:02:54,024 You know where we are. 1416 01:02:54,190 --> 01:02:57,819 The God Butcher could use you to find us. 1417 01:02:58,570 --> 01:02:59,904 This is no good. 1418 01:03:01,072 --> 01:03:02,073 So now, 1419 01:03:03,324 --> 01:03:04,826 you must stay. 1420 01:03:06,202 --> 01:03:07,203 Guards! 1421 01:03:07,412 --> 01:03:08,580 (GODS EXCLAIM) 1422 01:03:09,873 --> 01:03:10,874 VALKYRIE: Hey. 1423 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:12,042 Can we do my plan now? 1424 01:03:12,125 --> 01:03:13,960 Yes. Rush his bum. 1425 01:03:14,127 --> 01:03:15,128 Hell, yeah! 1426 01:03:15,462 --> 01:03:17,839 (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1427 01:03:17,922 --> 01:03:19,549 Oh, you didn't say, "Go." 1428 01:03:21,468 --> 01:03:22,635 (ALL GRUNTING) 1429 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,513 Coming, guys! 1430 01:03:25,597 --> 01:03:28,224 (DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES) 1431 01:03:35,774 --> 01:03:36,775 Thor, catch! 1432 01:03:39,944 --> 01:03:40,945 Korg! 1433 01:04:00,423 --> 01:04:01,549 Val, duck! 1434 01:04:05,095 --> 01:04:06,096 (GRUNTS) 1435 01:04:07,013 --> 01:04:08,014 Korg! 1436 01:04:10,225 --> 01:04:11,226 Thor. 1437 01:04:12,268 --> 01:04:14,813 -(KORG GROANING) -Oh, no. No. Korg! 1438 01:04:15,480 --> 01:04:18,900 Thor, I'm... I'm perishing! 1439 01:04:20,068 --> 01:04:22,070 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1440 01:04:23,738 --> 01:04:24,864 Zeus! 1441 01:04:26,950 --> 01:04:28,410 You're next, Odinson! 1442 01:04:32,163 --> 01:04:33,248 (GROWLS) 1443 01:04:34,207 --> 01:04:35,208 (GASPS) 1444 01:04:36,209 --> 01:04:38,420 That's the sound of lightning. 1445 01:04:38,503 --> 01:04:40,839 -(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING) -(ZEUS WHEEZING) 1446 01:04:42,549 --> 01:04:44,009 (GODS GASP) 1447 01:04:45,635 --> 01:04:46,803 No! 1448 01:04:47,345 --> 01:04:48,346 (WHISPERS) Korgi. 1449 01:04:48,430 --> 01:04:49,556 (LOUDLY) Korgi! 1450 01:04:49,723 --> 01:04:50,724 KORG: Thor. 1451 01:04:50,890 --> 01:04:52,308 -Korgi? -KORG: I'm down here. 1452 01:04:52,392 --> 01:04:53,518 Where? Where are you? 1453 01:04:53,601 --> 01:04:54,686 I'm gonna get you out. It's okay. 1454 01:04:54,894 --> 01:04:56,187 -Korg. Korgi! -Here I am! 1455 01:04:56,271 --> 01:04:57,272 I didn't die! 1456 01:04:57,355 --> 01:04:59,482 Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive! 1457 01:04:59,649 --> 01:05:01,234 Turns out the only part of a Kronan that's alive 1458 01:05:01,317 --> 01:05:02,318 is his mouth. 1459 01:05:02,652 --> 01:05:04,696 Korgi, listen. I need you to call the goats. 1460 01:05:04,779 --> 01:05:05,780 I'll do my best. 1461 01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:07,198 Guard him with your life. 1462 01:05:07,365 --> 01:05:09,284 I will. Ready to go for a ride? 1463 01:05:11,911 --> 01:05:13,621 (ALL GRUNTING) 1464 01:05:13,705 --> 01:05:14,914 Now you've got my six. 1465 01:05:15,498 --> 01:05:16,624 Eight o'clock, Val. 1466 01:05:16,958 --> 01:05:18,626 -(VALKYRIE GRUNTING) -7:48. 1467 01:05:20,045 --> 01:05:22,047 I can do this, damn it. (WHISTLES) 1468 01:05:22,130 --> 01:05:23,423 No, that's not it. (WHISTLES) No, that's not it. 1469 01:05:23,506 --> 01:05:24,591 (WHISTLES) Nope. 1470 01:05:24,674 --> 01:05:27,260 (WHISTLES) Come on, Korg, purse those lips. 1471 01:05:27,344 --> 01:05:28,803 (INHALES SHARPLY) 1472 01:05:28,887 --> 01:05:32,182 (WHISTLES LONG, MYSTICAL NOTE) 1473 01:05:34,059 --> 01:05:36,644 (SCREAMING IN DISTANCE) 1474 01:05:38,188 --> 01:05:40,899 (SWEET CHILD O' MINE BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 1475 01:05:40,982 --> 01:05:41,983 I did it! 1476 01:05:42,317 --> 01:05:44,027 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1477 01:06:01,378 --> 01:06:03,713 (SWEET CHILD O' MINE BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES) 1478 01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:16,267 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1479 01:06:19,396 --> 01:06:22,065 THOR: And then the goat boat came in, rescued us, 1480 01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:23,566 and we flew out the window. 1481 01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:24,776 -(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING) -The end. 1482 01:06:24,859 --> 01:06:26,403 Another classic Thor adventure. 1483 01:06:27,028 --> 01:06:28,613 I can't believe you killed Zeus. 1484 01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:31,658 Well, you know what they say, never meet your heroes. 1485 01:06:31,950 --> 01:06:33,326 (CHILDREN EXCLAIM) 1486 01:06:33,410 --> 01:06:34,411 But what's important 1487 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:35,787 is we are on our way to you right now. 1488 01:06:36,162 --> 01:06:37,789 How are you guys doing? Are you okay? 1489 01:06:37,956 --> 01:06:39,541 We're all right. A little scared. 1490 01:06:39,708 --> 01:06:41,793 Well, listen, I know what it's like to be scared. 1491 01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:43,545 And I'll tell you, when I was your age, 1492 01:06:43,712 --> 01:06:45,338 I don't think I would have been as brave as you. 1493 01:06:45,505 --> 01:06:46,506 Really? 1494 01:06:46,673 --> 01:06:47,674 In fact, might just be 1495 01:06:47,757 --> 01:06:49,509 the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met. 1496 01:06:49,676 --> 01:06:50,885 -All of you. -(CHILDREN EXCLAIM) 1497 01:06:50,969 --> 01:06:52,887 So I need you to keep being brave, all right? 1498 01:06:53,054 --> 01:06:55,223 And take care of each other. You're a team now. 1499 01:06:55,390 --> 01:06:56,766 Team Kids in a Cage. 1500 01:06:56,850 --> 01:06:58,351 (CHILDREN CHUCKLING) 1501 01:06:58,435 --> 01:06:59,477 Can you do that? 1502 01:07:00,103 --> 01:07:02,230 Yeah. I think we can do that. 1503 01:07:02,981 --> 01:07:03,982 I know you can. 1504 01:07:04,607 --> 01:07:06,526 (ON SPEAKERS) That's the way I gotta have it 1505 01:07:06,609 --> 01:07:08,528 -(SONG STOPS) -Right? 1506 01:07:08,945 --> 01:07:10,113 -AXL: Thor? -Yeah. 1507 01:07:10,572 --> 01:07:11,948 I'm glad I met my hero. 1508 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,783 Oh, thanks, buddy. (CHUCKLES) 1509 01:07:14,743 --> 01:07:15,910 I bet you want the goodies 1510 01:07:15,994 --> 01:07:17,620 (GRUNTS) 1511 01:07:17,704 --> 01:07:19,372 How are the children? 1512 01:07:19,539 --> 01:07:20,540 As you can imagine, they're a little bit scared 1513 01:07:20,623 --> 01:07:21,624 because they're kids, 1514 01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,043 but I told them that everything is going to plan. 1515 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:25,086 -Oh, so you lied to them? -We still have a plan? 1516 01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:26,379 -Yes, there's a plan. -There's no plan. 1517 01:07:26,463 --> 01:07:28,590 -THOR: There is a plan. -No. There's no plan. 1518 01:07:28,757 --> 01:07:30,800 We failed to raise a god army, 1519 01:07:30,967 --> 01:07:31,968 Korg is dead. 1520 01:07:32,135 --> 01:07:33,303 -He's not dead. -KORG: I'm not dead. 1521 01:07:33,386 --> 01:07:34,846 Well, he's a head. And you, 1522 01:07:34,929 --> 01:07:36,389 you got properly humiliated. 1523 01:07:36,556 --> 01:07:38,850 No, I got properly naked, which I am okay with. 1524 01:07:39,017 --> 01:07:40,602 -Jane? -I was okay with it. 1525 01:07:40,769 --> 01:07:41,895 -Korg? -I loved it. 1526 01:07:42,062 --> 01:07:43,938 The point is, we are going into the Shadow Realm 1527 01:07:44,022 --> 01:07:45,315 weaker than we were before. 1528 01:07:45,482 --> 01:07:46,775 I mean, we're gonna die. 1529 01:07:46,858 --> 01:07:48,401 -No one's gonna die, okay? -Really? 1530 01:07:48,568 --> 01:07:50,820 Everything is fine. We did great back there. 1531 01:07:50,987 --> 01:07:52,906 -We killed Zeus! -You killed Zeus. 1532 01:07:52,989 --> 01:07:54,491 I mean, that may or may not be catastrophic 1533 01:07:54,574 --> 01:07:55,992 for the whole universe, 1534 01:07:56,076 --> 01:07:58,119 and, sure, the entire god kingdom is probably going 1535 01:07:58,203 --> 01:07:59,662 to hunt us down for the rest of our days, 1536 01:07:59,746 --> 01:08:02,248 but listen, you stole this beautiful weapon. 1537 01:08:02,415 --> 01:08:04,292 All right? This is the army right here. 1538 01:08:04,459 --> 01:08:05,919 It's sleek, it's slender, 1539 01:08:06,002 --> 01:08:07,462 it's powerful, it's beautiful... 1540 01:08:07,545 --> 01:08:08,797 (CRACKLES) 1541 01:08:09,422 --> 01:08:11,383 Ah, for you. I love it for you, Valkyrie. 1542 01:08:11,549 --> 01:08:13,134 I mean, it's not really what I'm into 1543 01:08:13,218 --> 01:08:15,095 'cause I've got my weapon out there. 1544 01:08:15,261 --> 01:08:16,888 Can I borrow that for a second? 1545 01:08:19,891 --> 01:08:22,185 Ah, there you are, old friend. 1546 01:08:22,602 --> 01:08:24,938 That was quite an entrance back there. 1547 01:08:25,021 --> 01:08:26,523 (CHUCKLES) 1548 01:08:26,606 --> 01:08:27,607 (SIGHS) 1549 01:08:30,777 --> 01:08:32,028 Listen, uh, 1550 01:08:32,112 --> 01:08:33,446 are we good? 1551 01:08:33,780 --> 01:08:34,781 Yeah? 1552 01:08:34,864 --> 01:08:35,865 I mean, I know it's a little weird 1553 01:08:35,949 --> 01:08:37,325 having my ex-weapon around, 1554 01:08:38,076 --> 01:08:39,994 but come on, Mjolnir, in the past. 1555 01:08:40,328 --> 01:08:41,746 It's you and me now, buddy. 1556 01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:43,331 You know what? 1557 01:08:43,498 --> 01:08:45,834 I think it's time for your first beer. What do you say? 1558 01:08:47,877 --> 01:08:49,921 (METALLIC HUMMING) 1559 01:08:51,631 --> 01:08:53,008 Delicious. 1560 01:08:53,091 --> 01:08:55,385 Hmm. I'm sorry we've been fighting lately. 1561 01:09:00,015 --> 01:09:02,100 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1562 01:09:03,435 --> 01:09:04,436 JANE: Hey. 1563 01:09:04,853 --> 01:09:05,854 Oh, hey. 1564 01:09:08,606 --> 01:09:10,942 It's quite the view, huh? (CHUCKLES) 1565 01:09:11,026 --> 01:09:12,110 Yeah. Beautiful. 1566 01:09:12,193 --> 01:09:14,320 I just want to say that was very, very impressive 1567 01:09:14,404 --> 01:09:15,864 what you did back there. 1568 01:09:16,573 --> 01:09:18,408 You and Mjolnir, you know. 1569 01:09:19,826 --> 01:09:20,952 (MUTTERS) 1570 01:09:21,036 --> 01:09:22,037 Yeah. 1571 01:09:24,664 --> 01:09:26,458 -Space dolphins. -What? 1572 01:09:26,541 --> 01:09:28,793 (CLEARS THROAT) You should see some space dolphins... 1573 01:09:28,877 --> 01:09:30,503 -What? -(DISTANT ANIMAL CALL) 1574 01:09:30,587 --> 01:09:32,255 -Oh, wow. (GASPS) -(FUMBLES) Yeah. 1575 01:09:32,339 --> 01:09:34,591 Beautiful. Wow. 1576 01:09:34,674 --> 01:09:36,134 THOR: So beautiful. So rare. 1577 01:09:36,301 --> 01:09:37,344 Very loyal creatures. 1578 01:09:37,510 --> 01:09:40,263 They mate for life, in packs of six. 1579 01:09:40,430 --> 01:09:42,182 Just love. 1580 01:09:42,265 --> 01:09:43,725 KORG: (SINGING) With a hey ninny-nonny 1581 01:09:43,808 --> 01:09:45,310 And a fair finny-fonny 1582 01:09:45,393 --> 01:09:48,730 Ooh, brother man, you look so hot 1583 01:09:48,897 --> 01:09:51,733 I wanna get in your rocks 1584 01:09:52,442 --> 01:09:55,278 When we get together We're gonna get it on 1585 01:09:55,445 --> 01:09:59,908 And we're all gonna make some babies, uh 1586 01:09:59,991 --> 01:10:02,160 That is the song that my dad sang 1587 01:10:02,243 --> 01:10:03,870 to my other dad when they were courting. 1588 01:10:04,037 --> 01:10:05,497 When two Kronans wanna make a baby, 1589 01:10:05,580 --> 01:10:06,956 they get together inside a mountain, 1590 01:10:07,123 --> 01:10:08,875 and they go down to a little lava pool, 1591 01:10:08,958 --> 01:10:10,585 and they hold hands over the hot lava, 1592 01:10:10,752 --> 01:10:13,004 and then, after a month, they pull their hands apart 1593 01:10:13,088 --> 01:10:14,172 and they find they've created 1594 01:10:14,255 --> 01:10:16,174 a beautiful new Kronan baby boy. 1595 01:10:16,257 --> 01:10:18,802 Mm, fascinating. And hot. (CHUCKLES) 1596 01:10:18,885 --> 01:10:20,011 Did you ever have a special someone? 1597 01:10:20,178 --> 01:10:23,056 (CHUCKLES) I've had so many special someones. 1598 01:10:23,139 --> 01:10:25,433 But I don't know... 1599 01:10:26,518 --> 01:10:27,644 I don't know if I want that again. 1600 01:10:27,811 --> 01:10:29,312 Is that because you lost your girlfriend in battle 1601 01:10:29,396 --> 01:10:30,522 and never forgave yourself? 1602 01:10:30,605 --> 01:10:31,731 And now, you're just trying 1603 01:10:31,815 --> 01:10:33,191 to find answers in the bottom of a bottle, 1604 01:10:33,358 --> 01:10:34,859 or some meaningless dalliance, 1605 01:10:34,943 --> 01:10:36,277 which only serves to numb the pain 1606 01:10:36,361 --> 01:10:37,445 instead of bringing you 1607 01:10:37,529 --> 01:10:38,988 real happiness or satisfaction? 1608 01:10:39,155 --> 01:10:42,450 -Yeah. Something like that. -Hmm. 1609 01:10:42,534 --> 01:10:44,202 (SPACE DOLPHINS CALLING) 1610 01:10:44,285 --> 01:10:47,163 Beautiful. Beautiful things. 1611 01:10:47,622 --> 01:10:49,457 (THOR BREATHING HEAVILY) 1612 01:10:51,126 --> 01:10:52,460 (SIGHS) Jane. 1613 01:10:52,919 --> 01:10:53,920 Thor. 1614 01:10:54,004 --> 01:10:55,338 I wanna feel shitty about you. 1615 01:10:55,505 --> 01:10:56,506 What? 1616 01:10:58,341 --> 01:10:59,801 (HESITATING) 1617 01:11:00,593 --> 01:11:02,721 I wanna feel shitty about something 1618 01:11:02,804 --> 01:11:04,222 and I think that's you. 1619 01:11:04,389 --> 01:11:05,432 Not really getting any better. 1620 01:11:05,515 --> 01:11:07,100 It's not, is it? Damn it. 1621 01:11:07,350 --> 01:11:08,643 I wanna... 1622 01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:11,396 My friend, he told me that it's better to feel shitty 1623 01:11:12,647 --> 01:11:14,566 from losing love than it is to never experience love 1624 01:11:14,649 --> 01:11:16,151 and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty, 1625 01:11:16,234 --> 01:11:17,360 and I think he was right, 1626 01:11:18,278 --> 01:11:20,697 which is how I've been feeling for a long time. 1627 01:11:20,864 --> 01:11:23,158 I've pushed people away, kept them at a distance 1628 01:11:23,241 --> 01:11:24,617 because of the fear of that loss, 1629 01:11:24,701 --> 01:11:25,827 but I don't wanna do that anymore. 1630 01:11:25,910 --> 01:11:26,911 I don't wanna live like that. 1631 01:11:26,995 --> 01:11:28,705 Better to close off your heart than feel the pain. 1632 01:11:28,788 --> 01:11:30,957 That's what I did, yes. I closed off my heart 1633 01:11:31,041 --> 01:11:32,917 and... and I meditated. Did you meditate? 1634 01:11:33,001 --> 01:11:34,252 No. It's so boring. 1635 01:11:34,419 --> 01:11:36,546 It actually made me more angry. (CHUCKLES) 1636 01:11:37,047 --> 01:11:39,674 But I'm tired of giving myself over to the idea of fate 1637 01:11:39,758 --> 01:11:42,052 and trying to figure out what the universe wants from me. 1638 01:11:42,218 --> 01:11:43,219 I wanna live in the moment, 1639 01:11:43,303 --> 01:11:44,679 I wanna live like there's no tomorrow, 1640 01:11:44,763 --> 01:11:46,014 throw caution to the wind. I want... 1641 01:11:46,097 --> 01:11:48,058 -I wanna be with you, Jane. -Ah. 1642 01:11:49,017 --> 01:11:50,185 What do you say? 1643 01:11:50,685 --> 01:11:52,354 I have cancer. 1644 01:11:54,773 --> 01:11:55,774 I'm sorry, what? 1645 01:11:56,399 --> 01:11:57,400 I'm sick. 1646 01:11:57,567 --> 01:11:59,194 -Wait. What's happening? -Bye. 1647 01:11:59,486 --> 01:12:01,571 -Uh... (CLEARS THROAT) -No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane. 1648 01:12:01,654 --> 01:12:02,864 -Wait, wait, wait. Jane. -What did I say? 1649 01:12:02,947 --> 01:12:04,949 I didn't mean that. Just kidding. 1650 01:12:05,033 --> 01:12:06,034 I... 1651 01:12:06,576 --> 01:12:08,203 don't have cancer. (SCOFFS) 1652 01:12:08,286 --> 01:12:09,704 Let's go smash something. 1653 01:12:10,497 --> 01:12:11,498 Jane, I'm so sorry. 1654 01:12:11,664 --> 01:12:13,625 Don't be sorry for me. 1655 01:12:15,210 --> 01:12:16,711 When did you find out? 1656 01:12:17,337 --> 01:12:18,838 (VOICE BREAKS) Um... 1657 01:12:18,922 --> 01:12:20,715 Like six months ago. 1658 01:12:20,882 --> 01:12:22,967 I was just feeling tired, and then 1659 01:12:23,051 --> 01:12:24,678 they told me I have Stage Four. 1660 01:12:24,844 --> 01:12:26,554 Get my affairs in order. 1661 01:12:27,389 --> 01:12:29,724 And then I heard Mjolnir calling me, 1662 01:12:30,517 --> 01:12:32,977 so I thought maybe, if science isn't working, 1663 01:12:33,895 --> 01:12:37,273 maybe Viking space magic. (BREATHES SHAKILY) 1664 01:12:37,357 --> 01:12:38,858 That's why you came to New Asgard. 1665 01:12:39,025 --> 01:12:41,861 Yeah, I thought the hammer maybe could cure me, 1666 01:12:42,028 --> 01:12:44,948 and I think it's getting better. 1667 01:12:45,615 --> 01:12:47,075 Maybe not. 1668 01:12:48,118 --> 01:12:50,328 Jane, none of us know how long we have. 1669 01:12:50,495 --> 01:12:52,747 We don't know what tomorrow holds. 1670 01:12:52,914 --> 01:12:53,915 And Mjolnir... 1671 01:12:54,290 --> 01:12:55,542 Mjolnir chose you. 1672 01:12:56,418 --> 01:12:58,336 And it chose you because you're worthy. 1673 01:12:58,503 --> 01:12:59,754 And that's something. 1674 01:12:59,921 --> 01:13:01,047 When I first met you, 1675 01:13:01,715 --> 01:13:02,716 I was unworthy. 1676 01:13:02,799 --> 01:13:04,342 I was unable to pick up that hammer. 1677 01:13:05,218 --> 01:13:06,386 But you taught me 1678 01:13:06,553 --> 01:13:09,514 there is no greater purpose than to help those in need. 1679 01:13:10,265 --> 01:13:12,350 You made me worthy. 1680 01:13:13,810 --> 01:13:15,979 So whatever you wanna do, we can do together. 1681 01:13:18,148 --> 01:13:19,149 Okay. 1682 01:13:19,315 --> 01:13:21,067 Now what do you wanna do? 1683 01:13:22,193 --> 01:13:24,863 I wanna get those children back to their families. 1684 01:13:25,030 --> 01:13:26,281 I wanna finish that mission. 1685 01:13:27,490 --> 01:13:29,117 -Spoken like a true Thor. -Hmm. 1686 01:13:30,702 --> 01:13:32,037 How do you feel now? 1687 01:13:33,246 --> 01:13:34,372 So scared. 1688 01:13:35,665 --> 01:13:36,666 How are you feeling? 1689 01:13:36,833 --> 01:13:38,001 Shitty. 1690 01:13:38,084 --> 01:13:39,085 How shitty? 1691 01:13:39,252 --> 01:13:40,879 -Really shitty. -Well, then... 1692 01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:45,383 (SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1693 01:13:52,015 --> 01:13:54,017 I wonder what those two are talking about out there. 1694 01:13:54,684 --> 01:13:57,228 -Yeah, they're not talking. -Oh! 1695 01:13:58,480 --> 01:14:00,148 Do you think those two will ever hold hands 1696 01:14:00,231 --> 01:14:02,984 over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby? 1697 01:14:04,778 --> 01:14:06,946 It's unlikely, sadly. 1698 01:14:07,030 --> 01:14:08,740 Mm, that's too bad. 1699 01:14:08,823 --> 01:14:10,241 I think Thor would make a great dad. 1700 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:14,871 Hey. We're here. 1701 01:14:20,835 --> 01:14:22,337 (SOFT WHOOSHING) 1702 01:14:23,838 --> 01:14:25,423 KORG: Where did all the color go? 1703 01:14:25,507 --> 01:14:28,009 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING UP) 1704 01:14:38,937 --> 01:14:40,230 (THUD) 1705 01:14:40,313 --> 01:14:41,731 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1706 01:14:43,358 --> 01:14:44,818 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 1707 01:14:58,873 --> 01:15:00,125 JANE: They're not here. 1708 01:15:05,630 --> 01:15:06,673 Where are they? 1709 01:15:10,635 --> 01:15:12,637 (JANE BREATHING HEAVILY) 1710 01:15:25,900 --> 01:15:27,652 What the hell is this place? 1711 01:15:35,535 --> 01:15:36,911 (MJOLNIR HUMMING) 1712 01:15:53,845 --> 01:15:55,847 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 1713 01:15:56,014 --> 01:15:58,016 JANE: Bifrost is the key? 1714 01:15:59,059 --> 01:16:00,810 (LOW GROWLING) 1715 01:16:03,355 --> 01:16:04,356 (GASPS) 1716 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:08,651 It's a trap! 1717 01:16:10,862 --> 01:16:11,905 (GRUNTS) 1718 01:16:16,993 --> 01:16:19,120 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING) 1719 01:16:26,044 --> 01:16:27,253 (SOFTLY) You wanna tell me why you just threw 1720 01:16:27,337 --> 01:16:28,505 Stormbreaker out the window? 1721 01:16:28,672 --> 01:16:30,799 He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity. 1722 01:16:36,763 --> 01:16:39,099 (SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES) 1723 01:16:52,153 --> 01:16:53,363 (YELLS) 1724 01:16:54,614 --> 01:16:56,616 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1725 01:16:57,200 --> 01:16:59,452 -(GORR EXHALING DEEPLY) -(STRAINING) 1726 01:17:02,122 --> 01:17:03,665 We really have to stop meeting like this. 1727 01:17:03,748 --> 01:17:04,791 Call the axe. 1728 01:17:04,958 --> 01:17:06,459 I'll call the axe when you call the dentist. 1729 01:17:06,626 --> 01:17:09,254 Call the axe. 1730 01:17:09,421 --> 01:17:11,506 Tell me where the children are or I'm gonna kill you. 1731 01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:15,510 (THOR STRAINING) 1732 01:17:18,596 --> 01:17:20,015 Call the axe. 1733 01:17:21,725 --> 01:17:23,476 (THOR GRUNTING) 1734 01:17:27,230 --> 01:17:29,065 Some god you are. 1735 01:17:29,941 --> 01:17:33,319 You know nothing of being a god. 1736 01:17:35,864 --> 01:17:40,368 You went to the gods for help, and they did nothing. 1737 01:17:40,535 --> 01:17:43,204 We're alike in that sense. 1738 01:17:43,455 --> 01:17:45,081 (SCOFFS) He's nothing like you. 1739 01:17:45,248 --> 01:17:46,750 What was that? 1740 01:17:49,919 --> 01:17:51,713 (WHISPERS) I said he's nothing like you. 1741 01:17:51,880 --> 01:17:53,256 That's right. 1742 01:17:53,423 --> 01:17:57,886 I'm not a hypocrite. I'm truly creating peace. 1743 01:17:57,969 --> 01:17:59,804 Peace? You're murdering innocent gods. 1744 01:17:59,888 --> 01:18:00,930 Innocent? 1745 01:18:02,057 --> 01:18:03,058 Are you a Valkyrie? 1746 01:18:03,141 --> 01:18:04,184 Yes. 1747 01:18:04,434 --> 01:18:06,936 (LAUGHS) How exciting! 1748 01:18:08,021 --> 01:18:11,024 Oh, the gods failed you, too, 1749 01:18:11,358 --> 01:18:15,070 when your sisterhood was led to slaughter. 1750 01:18:15,236 --> 01:18:16,446 Don't you dare speak... (GRUNTS) 1751 01:18:17,113 --> 01:18:19,157 Did you pray to the gods 1752 01:18:19,324 --> 01:18:23,536 when the women you loved laid dying on the battlefield? 1753 01:18:23,620 --> 01:18:25,372 (VALKYRIE WHIMPERING) 1754 01:18:25,455 --> 01:18:27,582 Did you beg them for help 1755 01:18:28,249 --> 01:18:30,293 as your family was massacred? 1756 01:18:33,254 --> 01:18:34,255 Good chat. 1757 01:18:36,216 --> 01:18:37,550 (SEETHING) 1758 01:18:38,009 --> 01:18:39,177 This one. 1759 01:18:39,678 --> 01:18:41,429 You're interesting. 1760 01:18:42,555 --> 01:18:44,099 You're different. 1761 01:18:44,808 --> 01:18:46,017 -(JANE GRUNTS) -Yes. 1762 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:48,395 (JANE STRUGGLING) 1763 01:18:48,853 --> 01:18:50,689 -Aw. -(JANE BREATHING SHAKILY) 1764 01:18:53,274 --> 01:18:54,275 (JANE GRUNTS) 1765 01:18:54,359 --> 01:18:55,610 You're dying. 1766 01:18:57,445 --> 01:18:58,655 I'm sorry. 1767 01:18:59,781 --> 01:19:01,616 We're on the same path. 1768 01:19:01,700 --> 01:19:03,326 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1769 01:19:03,952 --> 01:19:07,288 Just as the sword empowered me, 1770 01:19:07,956 --> 01:19:10,083 the hammer empowered you. 1771 01:19:11,042 --> 01:19:13,753 But it did nothing to change your fate. 1772 01:19:14,754 --> 01:19:17,882 The gods will use you, 1773 01:19:18,758 --> 01:19:21,469 but they will not help you. 1774 01:19:21,928 --> 01:19:27,058 There is no eternal reward for us. 1775 01:19:28,768 --> 01:19:29,894 (JANE GRUNTS) 1776 01:19:33,690 --> 01:19:35,191 She'll be gone soon. 1777 01:19:36,985 --> 01:19:38,695 And you know who won't help her? 1778 01:19:38,862 --> 01:19:40,572 I'll give you one guess. 1779 01:19:40,655 --> 01:19:42,574 -(STRAINED GRUNT) -(CHUCKLES) 1780 01:19:42,949 --> 01:19:44,784 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1781 01:19:44,868 --> 01:19:46,453 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1782 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:49,289 (GORR SNIFFS, SIGHS) 1783 01:19:51,833 --> 01:19:53,209 I know your pain. 1784 01:19:53,376 --> 01:19:55,378 Love is pain. 1785 01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:02,427 I had a daughter once. 1786 01:20:03,261 --> 01:20:05,221 I put my faith in a higher power 1787 01:20:05,388 --> 01:20:08,099 hoping it would save her, 1788 01:20:08,266 --> 01:20:09,934 and she... 1789 01:20:11,144 --> 01:20:12,854 died. 1790 01:20:14,981 --> 01:20:16,107 (SIGHS) 1791 01:20:16,900 --> 01:20:18,985 Now I understand. 1792 01:20:19,152 --> 01:20:21,404 My daughter is the lucky one. 1793 01:20:22,030 --> 01:20:27,243 She does not have to grow up in a world of suffering 1794 01:20:27,410 --> 01:20:28,912 and pain 1795 01:20:29,079 --> 01:20:33,333 run by wicked gods. 1796 01:20:35,001 --> 01:20:37,379 Choose love. 1797 01:20:38,505 --> 01:20:41,966 Call the axe. 1798 01:20:44,844 --> 01:20:46,638 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 1799 01:20:46,721 --> 01:20:47,889 (WHOOSHING) 1800 01:20:47,972 --> 01:20:49,766 -(CRUNCHING) -(STRAINED GROANING) 1801 01:20:50,642 --> 01:20:52,686 Call 1802 01:20:53,103 --> 01:20:54,437 the axe. 1803 01:20:54,521 --> 01:20:56,940 -(CRUNCHING) -(VALKYRIE AND THOR GRUNTING) 1804 01:20:57,774 --> 01:20:58,817 (THOR GRUNTS LOUDLY) 1805 01:20:59,693 --> 01:21:00,694 (CHOKING) 1806 01:21:00,777 --> 01:21:02,779 (GROWLING IN EFFORT) 1807 01:21:04,698 --> 01:21:05,949 (CRACKLING) 1808 01:21:07,117 --> 01:21:08,660 (CONTINUES CHOKING) 1809 01:21:08,743 --> 01:21:10,370 (CONTINUES GROWLING) 1810 01:21:10,453 --> 01:21:11,538 (GRUNTS) 1811 01:21:13,498 --> 01:21:15,041 (RUMBLING) 1812 01:21:19,754 --> 01:21:22,424 (EERIE MOAN AND SCREECH) 1813 01:21:30,765 --> 01:21:32,017 You okay? 1814 01:21:32,183 --> 01:21:33,268 Yeah. 1815 01:21:35,854 --> 01:21:37,272 Mm, I wanna kill this guy. 1816 01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:39,899 So do I, but we have to take him alive. 1817 01:21:40,066 --> 01:21:42,068 He's our only link to finding those children. 1818 01:21:44,696 --> 01:21:47,365 (CREATURES MOANING) 1819 01:22:00,253 --> 01:22:02,464 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 1820 01:22:19,522 --> 01:22:21,524 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1821 01:22:22,650 --> 01:22:24,778 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1822 01:22:37,290 --> 01:22:38,291 (JANE YELLS) 1823 01:22:44,089 --> 01:22:45,382 (CREATURE GROANS) 1824 01:22:50,887 --> 01:22:52,389 (CREATURE GROWLING) 1825 01:22:52,472 --> 01:22:54,015 (KORG YELLING) 1826 01:22:54,099 --> 01:22:55,934 -(GRUNTS) -(GOAT SCREAMS) 1827 01:22:56,017 --> 01:22:57,811 KORG: Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat. 1828 01:22:57,894 --> 01:22:59,104 (GOAT SCREAMS) 1829 01:23:06,486 --> 01:23:07,862 (VALKYRIE YELLS) 1830 01:23:09,072 --> 01:23:10,824 -(GROANS) -(CREATURE ROARS) 1831 01:23:13,201 --> 01:23:14,285 (CREATURE ROARS) 1832 01:23:20,291 --> 01:23:21,543 (GRUNTS) 1833 01:23:22,669 --> 01:23:23,920 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1834 01:23:29,634 --> 01:23:31,594 -(STABS) -THOR: Val! 1835 01:23:35,181 --> 01:23:36,391 (VALKYRIE GRUNTS) 1836 01:23:38,101 --> 01:23:40,353 -(GRUNTING) -(JANE PANTING) 1837 01:23:41,312 --> 01:23:42,397 (GROANS) 1838 01:23:42,731 --> 01:23:44,107 We gotta get her out of here! 1839 01:23:53,908 --> 01:23:55,160 Hey. I got you. 1840 01:23:58,288 --> 01:23:59,539 (STRAINING) 1841 01:24:01,082 --> 01:24:03,084 (YELLING) 1842 01:24:06,296 --> 01:24:08,256 Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go. 1843 01:24:08,340 --> 01:24:10,258 Stormbreaker, take us home. 1844 01:24:12,135 --> 01:24:13,636 -(GRUNTS) -(GOATS SCREAMING) 1845 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:14,721 (SCREAMS) 1846 01:24:16,014 --> 01:24:17,682 (GRUNTING) 1847 01:24:18,183 --> 01:24:19,351 (GORR YELLS) 1848 01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:21,603 (THOR GRUNTS) 1849 01:24:28,109 --> 01:24:30,320 (SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS) 1850 01:24:37,619 --> 01:24:39,371 (GOATS SCREAMING) 1851 01:24:43,625 --> 01:24:45,001 (GROANS) 1852 01:24:45,377 --> 01:24:46,795 (PANTING) 1853 01:24:49,964 --> 01:24:51,383 (BREATHING SHAKILY) 1854 01:24:53,885 --> 01:24:55,220 (GRUNTS) 1855 01:24:58,181 --> 01:24:59,182 (MOANS) 1856 01:25:01,893 --> 01:25:03,353 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1857 01:25:05,897 --> 01:25:08,149 WOMAN: ...at a rate that none of us have seen before. 1858 01:25:08,233 --> 01:25:09,734 Look, there are other more 1859 01:25:09,818 --> 01:25:11,486 aggressive forms of treatment we can try, 1860 01:25:11,653 --> 01:25:12,862 but something's affecting 1861 01:25:12,946 --> 01:25:14,823 her body's ability to fight the cancer. 1862 01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:17,367 I'm sorry, Thor. 1863 01:25:20,328 --> 01:25:21,705 (SIGHING) 1864 01:25:25,041 --> 01:25:26,292 (GRUNTS) 1865 01:25:26,376 --> 01:25:28,837 (VENDING MACHINE RATTLING AND THUDDING) 1866 01:25:31,381 --> 01:25:33,091 Oh, there you are. Okay. 1867 01:25:33,174 --> 01:25:34,300 JANE: What's goin' on out there? 1868 01:25:34,384 --> 01:25:36,344 Oh, some moron made a fridge without a door. 1869 01:25:36,428 --> 01:25:37,429 Can you believe it? (CHUCKLES) 1870 01:25:37,512 --> 01:25:38,555 Not to worry. Got it open 1871 01:25:38,638 --> 01:25:40,473 and got you all sorts of goodies. 1872 01:25:40,640 --> 01:25:41,641 How's Val? 1873 01:25:41,975 --> 01:25:44,269 Oh, she's in a lot of pain, uh, but she is stable. 1874 01:25:44,352 --> 01:25:45,353 Okay, good. 1875 01:25:45,854 --> 01:25:48,231 Now you just gotta get this out of my... 1876 01:25:48,398 --> 01:25:49,858 Oh, no, no, no. That's gotta stay in there. 1877 01:25:50,025 --> 01:25:52,027 That's all the magic potions and elixirs 1878 01:25:52,110 --> 01:25:53,278 doing their thing, so... 1879 01:25:53,862 --> 01:25:54,946 I'm just gonna pop out for a moment, 1880 01:25:55,030 --> 01:25:56,698 pick up the kids, kill the bad guy, 1881 01:25:56,781 --> 01:25:57,949 and then I'll come straight back. 1882 01:25:59,117 --> 01:26:00,702 -(KISSES) -You're going without me? 1883 01:26:01,369 --> 01:26:02,454 Uh, yeah. 1884 01:26:02,620 --> 01:26:04,581 What happened to, like, doing everything together? 1885 01:26:04,748 --> 01:26:06,666 He's gonna use those kids to distract you. 1886 01:26:06,750 --> 01:26:07,751 You need me. 1887 01:26:07,834 --> 01:26:10,295 I do need you, Jane. I need you alive. 1888 01:26:10,462 --> 01:26:11,921 It'd be great to have you on the battlefield, 1889 01:26:12,005 --> 01:26:13,465 fighting Gorr side by side, 1890 01:26:13,631 --> 01:26:15,425 but that hammer is killing you. 1891 01:26:16,760 --> 01:26:18,011 Every time you use it, 1892 01:26:18,094 --> 01:26:19,763 it's draining all of your mortal strength, 1893 01:26:19,929 --> 01:26:22,098 leaving your body unable to fight the cancer. 1894 01:26:22,891 --> 01:26:24,809 What happened to, "Live like there's no tomorrow"? 1895 01:26:24,976 --> 01:26:26,853 Well, that's before I knew you might not have one. 1896 01:26:27,020 --> 01:26:28,396 Why not have one more adventure? 1897 01:26:28,605 --> 01:26:30,732 Jane, if there's a chance to live, you have to take it. 1898 01:26:30,899 --> 01:26:33,693 Spoken like a true Thor who does not have cancer. 1899 01:26:33,777 --> 01:26:35,028 (SIGHS) 1900 01:26:37,238 --> 01:26:39,866 I know I seem like some cool astrophysicist 1901 01:26:39,949 --> 01:26:41,201 from New Mexico, 1902 01:26:41,284 --> 01:26:43,953 just living the dream, but look at me. 1903 01:26:44,120 --> 01:26:47,791 I wanna keep fighting. I'm the Mighty Thor. 1904 01:26:47,957 --> 01:26:49,167 And you want me not to do that? 1905 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,920 What's the point of more time of this? 1906 01:26:52,962 --> 01:26:54,506 Because I love you. 1907 01:26:56,883 --> 01:26:58,760 (SIGHS) I've always loved you. 1908 01:26:59,844 --> 01:27:01,888 And this is a chance for us. 1909 01:27:02,597 --> 01:27:04,474 But if you pick up that damn hammer again, 1910 01:27:04,557 --> 01:27:06,101 then that chance is gone. 1911 01:27:06,184 --> 01:27:07,602 (SIGHING) 1912 01:27:09,938 --> 01:27:12,065 (SOFT SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1913 01:27:18,196 --> 01:27:19,614 It's your choice, Jane. 1914 01:27:20,782 --> 01:27:22,409 But I'd regret it every single day 1915 01:27:22,492 --> 01:27:23,618 if I didn't ask you to stay here 1916 01:27:23,702 --> 01:27:25,578 so we could try and figure this out together. 1917 01:27:28,790 --> 01:27:30,750 You better come back to me. 1918 01:27:31,626 --> 01:27:33,586 I'm coming back as soon as I can. 1919 01:27:36,131 --> 01:27:38,550 -(WHISPERS) Break a leg. -I'll break all his legs. 1920 01:27:38,633 --> 01:27:40,176 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1921 01:27:52,147 --> 01:27:53,314 Remember that the Gate to Eternity 1922 01:27:53,398 --> 01:27:54,399 is at the literal center 1923 01:27:54,482 --> 01:27:55,483 -of the universe. -Universe. Yes. 1924 01:27:55,567 --> 01:27:56,901 If you go past the cluster of comets... 1925 01:27:56,985 --> 01:27:58,111 Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this. 1926 01:27:58,194 --> 01:27:59,279 I'm not gonna get lost. 1927 01:27:59,821 --> 01:28:02,240 So how you feeling with the old stab wound? 1928 01:28:02,407 --> 01:28:03,533 I think I lost my kidney. 1929 01:28:03,616 --> 01:28:05,076 -Gone completely? Ugh. -Mm. 1930 01:28:05,160 --> 01:28:06,244 I wish I could join you, 1931 01:28:06,327 --> 01:28:07,662 but I'd probably die, 1932 01:28:07,746 --> 01:28:08,997 and that won't help get the kids back, 1933 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:10,498 so you'll have to go alone. 1934 01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:13,668 All you have to do is destroy that sword. 1935 01:28:13,835 --> 01:28:15,086 It's his source of power. 1936 01:28:15,170 --> 01:28:16,463 He won't survive long without it. 1937 01:28:18,465 --> 01:28:20,425 Hey. Don't die. 1938 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:21,968 Yeah, I know. 1939 01:28:23,636 --> 01:28:25,847 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1940 01:28:31,186 --> 01:28:33,396 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING) 1941 01:28:52,665 --> 01:28:54,000 (CHILDREN GASPING) 1942 01:29:06,638 --> 01:29:08,932 (OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES) 1943 01:29:15,730 --> 01:29:17,732 Eternity. 1944 01:29:20,026 --> 01:29:21,444 Finally. 1945 01:29:27,992 --> 01:29:29,119 (GRUNTS) 1946 01:29:36,209 --> 01:29:37,460 Come on. 1947 01:29:45,135 --> 01:29:46,636 (RUMBLING) 1948 01:29:55,854 --> 01:29:57,564 (CHILDREN SCREAMING) 1949 01:29:57,647 --> 01:29:58,857 (SCREAMING STOPS) 1950 01:30:01,192 --> 01:30:03,236 -(CHILDREN WHIMPERING) -(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING) 1951 01:30:03,319 --> 01:30:04,320 THOR: Hey, kids. 1952 01:30:06,865 --> 01:30:08,199 I knew he'd come. 1953 01:30:08,950 --> 01:30:09,951 Go! 1954 01:30:10,118 --> 01:30:11,119 Go, kids! 1955 01:30:13,246 --> 01:30:14,497 (GRUNTS) 1956 01:30:20,211 --> 01:30:22,964 Everyone okay? All right, gather round. Gather round. 1957 01:30:23,423 --> 01:30:26,176 Good to see you in person, buddy. Good to see you. 1958 01:30:30,722 --> 01:30:32,724 (OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS) 1959 01:30:37,062 --> 01:30:38,396 All right, listen up. Here's the plan. 1960 01:30:38,563 --> 01:30:40,690 We're gonna sneak our way towards Stormbreaker, 1961 01:30:40,857 --> 01:30:42,609 being very careful not to bump 1962 01:30:42,692 --> 01:30:44,778 into any of those big shadow monsters. 1963 01:30:45,070 --> 01:30:46,446 (CHILDREN WHIMPER) 1964 01:30:46,529 --> 01:30:47,697 They're behind me, aren't they? 1965 01:30:47,781 --> 01:30:49,240 (GROWLING IN DISTANCE) 1966 01:30:53,411 --> 01:30:54,913 Does anyone here have battle experience? 1967 01:30:54,996 --> 01:30:56,164 BOY: Battle experience? 1968 01:30:56,247 --> 01:30:58,208 Well, no time to learn like the present. 1969 01:30:58,375 --> 01:31:00,752 We're not strong like you. We're just kids. 1970 01:31:00,835 --> 01:31:02,921 Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids. 1971 01:31:03,380 --> 01:31:05,048 I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid. 1972 01:31:05,131 --> 01:31:06,383 And I'm a Midassian kid. 1973 01:31:06,466 --> 01:31:07,759 -BOY 2: I'm Falligarian. -Okay, okay. 1974 01:31:07,842 --> 01:31:10,303 But today, you're Asgardians. 1975 01:31:10,470 --> 01:31:11,680 Now collect your weapons. 1976 01:31:11,763 --> 01:31:12,764 CHILDREN: What? 1977 01:31:12,931 --> 01:31:14,933 Go and find anything you can pick up. 1978 01:31:15,100 --> 01:31:16,101 Bring it back here. 1979 01:31:16,518 --> 01:31:17,852 Hurry, hurry! 1980 01:31:17,936 --> 01:31:19,562 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -Okay, cool. Come on! 1981 01:31:20,814 --> 01:31:22,440 They're getting closer. Hurry up! 1982 01:31:22,607 --> 01:31:23,608 CHILD: Come on! 1983 01:31:23,692 --> 01:31:25,151 (ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 1984 01:31:25,235 --> 01:31:28,822 Today is a day that will go down in history. 1985 01:31:29,781 --> 01:31:31,408 Today is the day they will talk about 1986 01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:32,992 for generations to come. 1987 01:31:33,159 --> 01:31:35,537 Today, we are Space Vikings! 1988 01:31:36,413 --> 01:31:38,248 Present arms! 1989 01:31:41,918 --> 01:31:42,919 (TOY SQUEAKS) 1990 01:31:43,586 --> 01:31:46,297 Whosoever holds these weapons, and believes in getting home, 1991 01:31:46,464 --> 01:31:49,300 if they be true of heart is therefore worthy, 1992 01:31:49,467 --> 01:31:50,927 and shall possess, 1993 01:31:51,928 --> 01:31:53,471 for limited time only, 1994 01:31:54,055 --> 01:31:57,726 the power of Thor! 1995 01:32:06,985 --> 01:32:08,236 General Axl... 1996 01:32:08,319 --> 01:32:09,863 (NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 1997 01:32:09,946 --> 01:32:11,740 ...lead your army to that axe. 1998 01:32:12,449 --> 01:32:13,908 We shall do our worst. 1999 01:32:15,410 --> 01:32:16,703 For Asgard. 2000 01:32:17,662 --> 01:32:19,956 (ALL YELLING) 2001 01:32:28,256 --> 01:32:29,716 (NOVEMBER RAIN'S OUTRO GUITAR SOLO PLAYING) 2002 01:32:29,799 --> 01:32:31,051 (THOR GRUNTS) 2003 01:32:39,351 --> 01:32:41,144 (CREATURE SNARLS) 2004 01:33:19,307 --> 01:33:21,601 (YELLING) 2005 01:33:32,237 --> 01:33:33,947 (GASPS) 2006 01:33:35,031 --> 01:33:36,116 -(GRUNTS) -(JANE GASPS) 2007 01:33:38,076 --> 01:33:39,452 (GASPING) 2008 01:33:43,873 --> 01:33:45,333 (SOFT RUMBLING) 2009 01:33:47,127 --> 01:33:48,753 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 2010 01:33:52,882 --> 01:33:53,967 (GRUNTS) 2011 01:33:54,926 --> 01:33:56,219 (SONG ENDS) 2012 01:33:56,678 --> 01:33:57,804 (YELLS) 2013 01:33:59,973 --> 01:34:01,016 (STRAINING) 2014 01:34:01,766 --> 01:34:04,352 (YELLING) 2015 01:34:08,273 --> 01:34:09,691 (STRAINING) 2016 01:34:10,316 --> 01:34:11,317 (GORR GRUNTS) 2017 01:34:11,401 --> 01:34:12,902 (DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2018 01:34:12,986 --> 01:34:14,154 CHILDREN: Yeah! 2019 01:34:16,614 --> 01:34:17,615 No. 2020 01:34:20,452 --> 01:34:21,661 (HORSE WHINNIES) 2021 01:34:23,663 --> 01:34:26,041 (PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS) 2022 01:34:28,376 --> 01:34:29,377 (SIGHS) 2023 01:34:31,963 --> 01:34:33,381 Jane. 2024 01:34:39,596 --> 01:34:41,431 (ALL GRUNTING) 2025 01:34:41,514 --> 01:34:43,767 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2026 01:34:50,398 --> 01:34:51,983 We destroy that sword and he's dead. 2027 01:34:52,150 --> 01:34:54,277 The gateway's almost open. You gotta stop Stormbreaker. 2028 01:34:54,986 --> 01:34:56,321 It's okay. I got him. 2029 01:34:57,864 --> 01:35:00,158 (CHILDREN GRUNTING) 2030 01:35:04,371 --> 01:35:05,872 Stormbreaker, stop this! 2031 01:35:06,623 --> 01:35:08,249 Get a hold of yourself. Look what you're doing! 2032 01:35:08,333 --> 01:35:09,751 I'm gonna get you out of there. 2033 01:35:09,834 --> 01:35:11,544 (GRUNTING) Come on. 2034 01:35:11,628 --> 01:35:13,505 Come on, buddy. (YELPS) 2035 01:35:13,588 --> 01:35:15,674 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2036 01:35:18,218 --> 01:35:21,638 Let go of my friend. 2037 01:35:25,809 --> 01:35:27,310 You've lost, Lady Thor. 2038 01:35:33,191 --> 01:35:34,192 (GRUNTS) 2039 01:35:34,734 --> 01:35:35,735 First off, 2040 01:35:36,152 --> 01:35:38,780 the name is Mighty Thor. 2041 01:35:40,281 --> 01:35:41,658 And secondly, 2042 01:35:41,825 --> 01:35:44,369 if you can't say Mighty Thor, (GRUNTS) 2043 01:35:44,828 --> 01:35:48,456 I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster. 2044 01:35:52,419 --> 01:35:53,628 And thirdly, 2045 01:35:54,337 --> 01:35:57,215 eat my hammer! 2046 01:35:57,590 --> 01:35:59,217 (YELLING) 2047 01:36:05,515 --> 01:36:07,851 Stormbreaker! 2048 01:36:12,188 --> 01:36:13,440 I knew you could do it. 2049 01:36:14,566 --> 01:36:16,526 Axl! Get them home! 2050 01:36:20,488 --> 01:36:22,824 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS) 2051 01:36:26,369 --> 01:36:27,454 (MUSIC FADES) 2052 01:36:34,502 --> 01:36:35,795 (BOTH GRUNTING) 2053 01:36:41,509 --> 01:36:43,053 (GORR YELLS) 2054 01:36:43,136 --> 01:36:45,388 (INDISTINCT WHISPERING) 2055 01:36:48,641 --> 01:36:50,977 (PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2056 01:36:57,567 --> 01:36:59,569 (YELLING) 2057 01:37:01,446 --> 01:37:02,489 (GRUNTS) 2058 01:37:45,323 --> 01:37:47,617 (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2059 01:37:58,169 --> 01:37:59,170 (GRUNTS) 2060 01:37:59,254 --> 01:38:01,172 (PANTING) 2061 01:38:01,923 --> 01:38:03,466 (SHUDDERING) 2062 01:38:05,552 --> 01:38:06,678 Jane? 2063 01:38:07,178 --> 01:38:08,179 I'm okay. 2064 01:38:08,555 --> 01:38:09,848 You have to stop him. 2065 01:38:14,602 --> 01:38:15,937 (WHOOSHING) 2066 01:38:40,128 --> 01:38:41,504 Gorr! Stop! 2067 01:38:43,506 --> 01:38:45,383 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 2068 01:38:46,176 --> 01:38:48,303 What kind of father would I be 2069 01:38:48,887 --> 01:38:50,472 if I stopped? 2070 01:38:54,392 --> 01:38:57,604 I know your pain, but this isn't the way. 2071 01:38:59,564 --> 01:39:02,484 It's not death or revenge that you seek. 2072 01:39:05,236 --> 01:39:07,572 What do I seek? 2073 01:39:11,076 --> 01:39:13,495 (JANE BREATHING HEAVILY) 2074 01:39:21,044 --> 01:39:22,295 You seek love. 2075 01:39:25,674 --> 01:39:26,966 Love? 2076 01:39:28,009 --> 01:39:30,011 Why should I seek love? 2077 01:39:30,720 --> 01:39:32,555 Because it's all any of us want. 2078 01:39:35,016 --> 01:39:36,184 GORR: How 2079 01:39:36,351 --> 01:39:40,063 dare you turn your back on me? 2080 01:39:41,606 --> 01:39:43,400 You've won, Gorr. 2081 01:39:43,566 --> 01:39:45,402 Why would I spend my last moments with you 2082 01:39:45,485 --> 01:39:46,945 when I can be with her? 2083 01:39:48,321 --> 01:39:49,823 I choose love. 2084 01:39:50,031 --> 01:39:52,867 You can, too. You can bring her back. 2085 01:39:56,788 --> 01:39:58,498 Make your wish. 2086 01:40:03,837 --> 01:40:05,922 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 2087 01:40:21,312 --> 01:40:23,523 (GROANING) 2088 01:40:25,066 --> 01:40:27,068 (SOBS AND COUGHS) 2089 01:40:29,696 --> 01:40:31,072 I'm dying. 2090 01:40:32,532 --> 01:40:34,159 She would have no one. 2091 01:40:35,410 --> 01:40:37,203 She would be alone. 2092 01:40:42,792 --> 01:40:43,835 (JANE SIGHS) 2093 01:40:44,502 --> 01:40:46,504 She won't be alone. 2094 01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:52,135 (SHUDDERS) 2095 01:40:54,262 --> 01:40:56,473 (SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES) 2096 01:40:59,392 --> 01:41:00,810 (INHALES SHARPLY) 2097 01:41:07,192 --> 01:41:08,193 (GRUNTS) 2098 01:41:08,693 --> 01:41:10,695 (SOFT CHIMING) 2099 01:41:23,583 --> 01:41:25,585 (MUSIC BUILDS TO CLIMAX) 2100 01:41:25,669 --> 01:41:26,670 (WHOOSHING) 2101 01:41:26,753 --> 01:41:27,962 (DISTANT RUMBLE) 2102 01:41:36,388 --> 01:41:37,681 (WATER SLOSHES) 2103 01:41:43,019 --> 01:41:45,230 (EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2104 01:41:50,902 --> 01:41:52,070 (WEAKLY) Oh. 2105 01:41:53,363 --> 01:41:55,031 (CHUCKLES TEARFULLY) 2106 01:41:56,950 --> 01:41:58,118 My love. 2107 01:41:59,577 --> 01:42:01,329 (CRYING) 2108 01:42:06,042 --> 01:42:07,544 (CONTINUES CRYING) 2109 01:42:08,169 --> 01:42:10,088 I've missed you so much. 2110 01:42:12,966 --> 01:42:14,592 I missed you too. 2111 01:42:18,138 --> 01:42:19,389 I'm so sorry. 2112 01:42:19,472 --> 01:42:20,557 It's okay. 2113 01:42:22,642 --> 01:42:25,061 JANE: Ever since I picked up that hammer, 2114 01:42:26,896 --> 01:42:28,231 it's like 2115 01:42:28,982 --> 01:42:30,442 I've gotten an extra life. 2116 01:42:31,901 --> 01:42:33,820 And it was... 2117 01:42:34,404 --> 01:42:35,447 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 2118 01:42:35,530 --> 01:42:37,032 magical. 2119 01:42:37,866 --> 01:42:39,284 (JANE SIGHS WEAKLY) 2120 01:42:39,909 --> 01:42:41,953 Not too bad for a human. 2121 01:42:43,621 --> 01:42:45,165 Not too bad for a god. 2122 01:42:46,124 --> 01:42:50,045 Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase. 2123 01:42:50,462 --> 01:42:52,047 -Oh, yeah? What is it? -Come close... 2124 01:42:53,506 --> 01:42:54,632 (WHISPERS QUIETLY) 2125 01:42:54,924 --> 01:42:56,217 (THOR SNICKERS) 2126 01:42:57,385 --> 01:42:59,179 (KISSES) It's perfect. 2127 01:42:59,346 --> 01:43:00,638 It's the best one yet. 2128 01:43:00,805 --> 01:43:02,015 (LAUGHING) Thanks. 2129 01:43:06,353 --> 01:43:07,437 (JANE SNIFFLES) 2130 01:43:10,106 --> 01:43:12,359 Keep your heart open. 2131 01:43:17,864 --> 01:43:19,366 I love you. 2132 01:43:20,533 --> 01:43:22,035 I love you, too. 2133 01:43:22,118 --> 01:43:24,329 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 2134 01:43:53,316 --> 01:43:54,609 (SIGHS) 2135 01:43:57,237 --> 01:43:59,239 (GORR SHUDDERING SOFTLY) 2136 01:44:07,706 --> 01:44:09,207 Protect her. 2137 01:44:10,750 --> 01:44:12,085 Protect my love. 2138 01:44:20,760 --> 01:44:23,179 (SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES) 2139 01:44:46,077 --> 01:44:49,914 KORG: Let me tell you the legend of the Space Viking, 2140 01:44:50,707 --> 01:44:55,879 AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster. 2141 01:44:58,131 --> 01:45:00,592 Her sacrifice saved the universe 2142 01:45:00,759 --> 01:45:04,387 and taught us all what it means to be worthy. 2143 01:45:04,929 --> 01:45:06,848 She helped the children of the gods 2144 01:45:07,015 --> 01:45:09,309 who laser-beamed their way back home 2145 01:45:09,476 --> 01:45:11,394 to their dozy little fishing village 2146 01:45:11,478 --> 01:45:13,396 turned tourist destination. 2147 01:45:13,605 --> 01:45:15,648 -(HAPPY CHATTER) -WOMAN: (GASPS) Axl! 2148 01:45:15,732 --> 01:45:17,192 I missed you. 2149 01:45:17,567 --> 01:45:18,902 -Are you okay? -I'm fine. I'm okay. 2150 01:45:18,985 --> 01:45:20,111 -Are you sure? -I'm okay. 2151 01:45:20,278 --> 01:45:21,780 KORG: The kids were safe to be kids again. 2152 01:45:21,863 --> 01:45:23,239 VALKYRIE: Louder, three! 2153 01:45:23,323 --> 01:45:24,741 (CHILDREN GRUNTING) 2154 01:45:24,824 --> 01:45:25,825 Widen your stance. 2155 01:45:25,909 --> 01:45:28,036 KORG: Especially after their king made them all go 2156 01:45:28,119 --> 01:45:29,454 to self-defense classes. 2157 01:45:29,621 --> 01:45:31,498 Look at all those budding Space Vikings. 2158 01:45:31,581 --> 01:45:32,707 And the most important part. 2159 01:45:33,208 --> 01:45:34,501 The war cry! 2160 01:45:34,584 --> 01:45:35,919 (CHILDREN SCREAM) 2161 01:45:36,002 --> 01:45:37,337 KORG: Even Heimdall's son, 2162 01:45:37,420 --> 01:45:39,089 Axl Heimdallson, 2163 01:45:39,255 --> 01:45:41,466 who could now do his dad's freaky eye magic, 2164 01:45:41,633 --> 01:45:43,468 was becoming quite the warrior. 2165 01:45:43,927 --> 01:45:46,096 The future of Asgard was secure. 2166 01:45:46,179 --> 01:45:47,806 (KORG AND FRIEND SINGING) 2167 01:45:47,889 --> 01:45:50,850 KORG: Speaking of futures, I was forging one of my own, 2168 01:45:51,017 --> 01:45:52,477 now that my body's grown back, 2169 01:45:53,395 --> 01:45:55,563 with a dude I met called Dwayne. 2170 01:45:57,190 --> 01:45:58,817 And what about Thor, you ask? 2171 01:45:59,401 --> 01:46:01,528 He embarked on a new journey 2172 01:46:01,695 --> 01:46:03,822 because he had found something to live for, 2173 01:46:03,905 --> 01:46:06,074 something to love for. 2174 01:46:06,241 --> 01:46:08,118 A little someone who turned him 2175 01:46:08,201 --> 01:46:10,745 from Sad God into Dad God. 2176 01:46:10,912 --> 01:46:13,498 Breakfast is served. Bon appétit. (CHUCKLES) 2177 01:46:13,581 --> 01:46:15,542 Hello. There you go. 2178 01:46:15,709 --> 01:46:17,669 Hey. Breakfast. 2179 01:46:18,086 --> 01:46:20,588 Excuse me. What is that? 2180 01:46:20,755 --> 01:46:22,590 They're pan-flaps. From Earth. 2181 01:46:22,757 --> 01:46:24,592 I don't think I like pan-flaps. 2182 01:46:24,759 --> 01:46:25,760 -You love them. -No, I don't. 2183 01:46:25,844 --> 01:46:26,845 Yes, you do. 2184 01:46:26,928 --> 01:46:27,929 I've never had that in my life. 2185 01:46:28,013 --> 01:46:29,556 Come on. Eat up. We have to go. We're gonna be late. 2186 01:46:29,639 --> 01:46:30,640 Now where are your boots? 2187 01:46:30,890 --> 01:46:32,851 (IN SINGSONG) I'm wearing them. 2188 01:46:33,184 --> 01:46:34,352 You're not wearing those. 2189 01:46:34,519 --> 01:46:36,187 -Yes, I am. -No, you're not. 2190 01:46:36,271 --> 01:46:37,439 Yes, I am. 2191 01:46:37,605 --> 01:46:38,648 No. You're not. 2192 01:46:38,815 --> 01:46:39,983 (IN NORMAL TONE) Go to hell, demon! 2193 01:46:41,901 --> 01:46:43,153 Wow! 2194 01:46:43,236 --> 01:46:45,905 Brand new, now destroyed. Thank you very much. 2195 01:46:46,072 --> 01:46:47,907 You know what? You wear what you want. 2196 01:46:47,991 --> 01:46:49,034 Don't come complaining to me 2197 01:46:49,117 --> 01:46:50,118 when your feet get sore, all right? 2198 01:46:50,201 --> 01:46:51,953 You'll get no sympathy here from me. 2199 01:46:52,037 --> 01:46:54,205 Fine, I'll wear the boots. 2200 01:46:54,289 --> 01:46:55,290 Thank you. 2201 01:46:55,457 --> 01:46:57,208 Remember what my mother used to tell me. 2202 01:46:57,375 --> 01:46:58,376 Listen to the grown-ups, 2203 01:46:58,543 --> 01:47:00,587 and if you see anyone scared or being picked on, 2204 01:47:00,754 --> 01:47:02,088 -you look after them, okay? -Okay. 2205 01:47:02,255 --> 01:47:03,631 And most of all, have fun. 2206 01:47:03,798 --> 01:47:05,342 -Gotcha. -Gotcha. 2207 01:47:05,508 --> 01:47:07,510 Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him? 2208 01:47:07,677 --> 01:47:08,928 Over there. Sleeping in the bed. 2209 01:47:09,012 --> 01:47:10,180 In the bed. 2210 01:47:11,765 --> 01:47:12,766 Oh, wow. 2211 01:47:15,226 --> 01:47:17,020 That is not coming off. 2212 01:47:17,771 --> 01:47:19,189 What did you do? 2213 01:47:19,314 --> 01:47:21,274 Eh, she looked boring before. 2214 01:47:22,359 --> 01:47:23,860 Yeah. Suppose it did. 2215 01:47:24,027 --> 01:47:25,278 I love it. (CHUCKLES) 2216 01:47:25,362 --> 01:47:26,571 Very creative. 2217 01:47:26,863 --> 01:47:28,239 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 2218 01:47:30,700 --> 01:47:31,701 Okay. 2219 01:47:32,369 --> 01:47:33,578 Now, you see the aliens down there? 2220 01:47:33,745 --> 01:47:35,121 The stripy ones? 2221 01:47:35,205 --> 01:47:36,790 -They look nice. -Yeah, they are nice. 2222 01:47:36,873 --> 01:47:37,999 That's why we have to look after them. 2223 01:47:38,083 --> 01:47:39,918 Got it. Protect the nice ones. 2224 01:47:41,044 --> 01:47:42,045 I love you, sweetie. 2225 01:47:42,212 --> 01:47:43,421 Love you, Uncle Thor. 2226 01:47:43,505 --> 01:47:46,383 (SWEET CHILD O' MINE BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING) 2227 01:47:46,466 --> 01:47:48,051 KORG: They will always be there for us. 2228 01:47:48,134 --> 01:47:51,388 The Space Viking and his girl, born from Eternity. 2229 01:47:51,471 --> 01:47:53,807 With the powers of a god. 2230 01:47:56,267 --> 01:47:57,894 Two warriors 2231 01:47:58,061 --> 01:47:59,479 fighting the good fight 2232 01:47:59,562 --> 01:48:01,189 for those who can't fight good. 2233 01:48:06,861 --> 01:48:08,488 -(YELLING) -They have traveled far, 2234 01:48:08,571 --> 01:48:10,490 and have been given many names. 2235 01:48:11,157 --> 01:48:13,576 But to those who know them best, 2236 01:48:13,743 --> 01:48:15,412 they are simply known 2237 01:48:15,578 --> 01:48:17,580 as Love and Thunder. 2238 01:49:11,301 --> 01:49:13,303 (INSTRUMENTAL BREAK) 2239 01:50:02,102 --> 01:50:05,355 (SONG FADES) 2240 01:50:05,438 --> 01:50:07,774 ZEUS: It used to be that being a god, 2241 01:50:07,857 --> 01:50:09,442 it meant something. 2242 01:50:09,526 --> 01:50:11,152 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 2243 01:50:11,236 --> 01:50:13,279 People would whisper your name 2244 01:50:13,863 --> 01:50:17,784 before sharing their deepest hopes and dreams. 2245 01:50:18,868 --> 01:50:21,204 They begged you for mercy 2246 01:50:21,871 --> 01:50:24,624 without ever knowing if you were actually listening. 2247 01:50:24,708 --> 01:50:25,875 (CHUCKLES) 2248 01:50:26,960 --> 01:50:27,961 Now, 2249 01:50:28,670 --> 01:50:30,588 you know, they look to the sky, 2250 01:50:31,381 --> 01:50:33,633 they don't ask us for lightning. 2251 01:50:34,300 --> 01:50:36,636 They don't ask us for rain. 2252 01:50:37,345 --> 01:50:41,683 They just want to see one of their so-called superheroes. 2253 01:50:44,978 --> 01:50:47,355 When did we become the joke? 2254 01:50:50,442 --> 01:50:51,693 No. 2255 01:50:52,652 --> 01:50:54,112 No more. 2256 01:50:55,655 --> 01:50:58,241 They will fear us again 2257 01:50:58,742 --> 01:51:01,703 when Thor Odinson falls from the sky. 2258 01:51:01,786 --> 01:51:03,538 (MUSIC BUILDING UP) 2259 01:51:04,956 --> 01:51:07,834 Do you understand me, Hercules? 2260 01:51:08,335 --> 01:51:10,754 Do you understand me, my son? 2261 01:51:11,046 --> 01:51:12,464 Yes, Father. 2262 01:51:12,797 --> 01:51:15,216 (RAINBOW IN THE DARK BY DIO PLAYING) 2263 01:53:14,169 --> 01:53:15,378 (SONG FADES) 2264 01:53:15,462 --> 01:53:18,131 (DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING) 2265 01:53:42,781 --> 01:53:45,617 (HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2266 01:55:42,901 --> 01:55:45,320 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 2267 01:57:44,564 --> 01:57:46,566 (SOFT CHIMING) 2268 01:57:49,652 --> 01:57:52,030 (ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 2269 01:57:53,323 --> 01:57:54,657 (GASPING) 2270 01:57:54,741 --> 01:57:55,742 Huh? 2271 01:57:57,911 --> 01:57:59,329 (SHUDDERS) 2272 01:57:59,954 --> 01:58:00,955 What? 2273 01:58:01,998 --> 01:58:03,667 Oh. Hey. 2274 01:58:05,043 --> 01:58:06,544 Jane Foster. 2275 01:58:07,420 --> 01:58:08,963 Heimdall. 2276 01:58:09,422 --> 01:58:10,799 I see you're dead now. 2277 01:58:11,007 --> 01:58:12,801 (SIGHS) Yeah. 2278 01:58:13,426 --> 01:58:15,428 Thank you for looking after my son. 2279 01:58:16,179 --> 01:58:18,807 You are very welcome here, to the land of the gods. 2280 01:58:23,561 --> 01:58:25,313 Welcome to Valhalla. 2281 01:58:26,940 --> 01:58:28,358 (MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)