1 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:07,132 You know, Lex Luthor may have been wowed 2 00:00:07,299 --> 00:00:10,552 by your high-tech smoke and mirrors, Dr. Groll 3 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,346 but I've come to expect more 4 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,182 hardcore evidence from boys and their toys. 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,476 So far my toys have provided a breakthrough 6 00:00:17,643 --> 00:00:19,853 in identifying the crystal's origin. 7 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:22,606 Prove to me I wasn't wrong spending weeks 8 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:25,859 to lure one of Lex's top scientists out of hiding. 9 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:28,362 After an exhaustive battery of tests 10 00:00:28,487 --> 00:00:30,322 we've discovered that the crystal's composition 11 00:00:30,405 --> 00:00:32,783 doesn't match any element on this planet. 12 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,827 It appears to be some kind of computer hard drive. 13 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,121 We believe it may be alien. 14 00:00:39,623 --> 00:00:41,083 You can't be serious. 15 00:00:41,166 --> 00:00:43,794 I know that's hard to accept, but that's what the facts support. 16 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:47,756 No, the facts are Lex disappeared in an Arctic wasteland here on Earth. 17 00:00:47,839 --> 00:00:49,591 He's not lost in space. 18 00:00:49,675 --> 00:00:51,677 This crystal is the only clue that we have. 19 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:55,722 So stick to science not science fiction, and find me Lex Luthor. 20 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,769 Preliminary findings suggest that the crystal responds 21 00:01:00,852 --> 00:01:03,313 on a molecular level to sonic vibrations. 22 00:01:03,397 --> 00:01:08,235 If you allow me to proceed, this frequency generator may be the key 23 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:09,653 to telling you what you want to know. 24 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:14,449 For your sake, I hope it is. 25 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:51,028 What just happened? 26 00:02:01,288 --> 00:02:04,166 Look, man, I know the stock is crap. 27 00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:06,335 But it's pump-and-dump time, my man. 28 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:09,630 So hype it, sell it and make me a profit or you're dead to me. 29 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:10,881 Hello? 30 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,799 Hello? 31 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:43,664 I came when I saw your Kryptonian beacon. 32 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:45,582 Yeah. 33 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,292 Whatever you say. 34 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,463 I'm Maxima. 35 00:02:52,130 --> 00:02:53,507 Queen of Almerac. 36 00:02:57,552 --> 00:02:59,429 I've been searching for you. 37 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:01,973 Well, here I am, baby. 38 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:22,494 Whoa. 39 00:03:22,661 --> 00:03:24,371 Whoa, what a rush. 40 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:25,997 What did you give me? 41 00:03:27,499 --> 00:03:29,584 A taste of things to come. 42 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,896 You lied to me. 43 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:51,982 You're not Kryptonian. 44 00:03:52,691 --> 00:03:53,734 What's happening? 45 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:57,487 You're dying because you're not the one I came for. 46 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:03,410 But I will find him. 47 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:13,670 Somebody save me 48 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:18,717 Let your warm hands Break right through 49 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:23,221 Somebody save me 50 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:28,769 Don't care how you do it 51 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:33,440 Just stay, stay 52 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,358 Come on 53 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:38,987 I've been waiting for you 54 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:43,575 Just stay with me 55 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:49,331 I've made this whole world Shine for you 56 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:53,502 Just stay, stay 57 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:56,630 Come on 58 00:05:09,267 --> 00:05:11,269 Ready for some breakfast, boy? 59 00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:17,442 You know, I still can't get used to it just being you and me around here. 60 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:45,512 Hello? 61 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,805 I need you, Smallville. 62 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:47,889 I just got to the Planet, 63 00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:50,141 and I'm already having the workday from hell. 64 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,936 - What's your ETA? - I'm flying into the building right now. 65 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:54,312 I'll be there in a second. 66 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,905 Go ahead. Come on. 67 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,579 Hey, I thought you said you were coming in for a landing. 68 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:11,872 What happened? 69 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:13,582 - Run into some turbulence? - According to the clock, 70 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,125 I'm still two minutes early. 71 00:06:15,208 --> 00:06:16,209 What's the hurry? 72 00:06:16,293 --> 00:06:18,044 I need you to take on some of my workload. 73 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,588 This is my second quart of java, 74 00:06:19,671 --> 00:06:21,673 and I'm still not firing on all eight cylinders. 75 00:06:21,756 --> 00:06:24,384 - Rough night of sleep? - More like no night of sleep. 76 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,845 Jimmy moved in so he and Chloe can save their pennies 77 00:06:26,928 --> 00:06:29,222 but the groom snores like a freight train. 78 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:32,893 I am so jealous of you and that Kent farmhouse all by yourself. 79 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,728 So many empty rooms. 80 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,397 It is pretty quiet. 81 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,487 You are about as predictable as mullets at NASCAR. 82 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,198 One little mention of you living alone 83 00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:49,743 and you start singing the "Missing Lana Blues." 84 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:53,872 I hate to be the one to dish out a helping of tough love here, Clark, 85 00:06:54,456 --> 00:06:56,124 but Lana is gone for good. 86 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,585 Time to get back in the saddle, buckaroo. 87 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,171 This go-around, you need look outside your wheelhouse. 88 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,756 I didn't know I had a wheelhouse. 89 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,718 Of course you do. Pretty, friendly, damsel in distress-y. 90 00:07:06,968 --> 00:07:09,179 You need to try another scoop of the 31 flavors. 91 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:12,891 Maybe a little less sweet vanilla and a lot more wild cherry. 92 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,226 Let's get back to the work, please? 93 00:07:15,393 --> 00:07:16,436 Good idea. 94 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,897 Bury your heartache in your job. 95 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,775 Here, start with this. 96 00:07:21,983 --> 00:07:24,027 Baby-faced broker dies of ticker trouble. 97 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,738 How does a healthy 25-year-old suddenly die of a heart attack? 98 00:07:26,905 --> 00:07:29,741 I don't have time to handhold, but the coroner's report said 99 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:32,744 the endorphin and adrenalin levels in his blood were sky-high. 100 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:35,580 You know endorphins? 101 00:07:36,373 --> 00:07:37,874 Hormones that are released 102 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:39,542 when the body performs a certain activity. 103 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:41,044 Like when you play a sport. 104 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:45,048 Or there's another kind of activity two people share. 105 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:48,385 Repetitive motion, builds to a climax. 106 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,137 Thank you. 107 00:07:54,933 --> 00:07:57,477 But the police say they found the victim fully clothed. 108 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,772 What? He didn't even get past first base? 109 00:08:01,106 --> 00:08:03,733 And the ME says the hormone levels weren't only through the roof, 110 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,528 they're higher than any normal human body can produce. 111 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:18,957 You know, unpacking your fiancé really should be a wedding requirement course. 112 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:23,128 I had no idea you had such a propensity for recording bass-fishing shows 113 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,006 and reading Pablo Neruda love poems. 114 00:08:26,131 --> 00:08:29,801 And that you've collected every CD ever made by ABBA. 115 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:31,344 I'm complicated. 116 00:08:31,845 --> 00:08:34,389 Who knew there were so many sides to Jimmy Olsen? 117 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,516 Why? Do you have a problem with that? 118 00:08:36,766 --> 00:08:39,644 Not at all. I love a man of mystery. 119 00:08:41,646 --> 00:08:43,648 But I would keep the ABBA away from Lois. 120 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:45,233 She's a Whitesnake girl 121 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,694 and I don't think she'd understand this side of you. 122 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,030 Oh, I don't think that Lois likes any side of me. 123 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,406 She's still mad I didn't tell her the truth 124 00:08:51,489 --> 00:08:52,949 about Lex Luthor's Arctic antics. 125 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:55,952 Yeah, Lois wins medals for holding a grudge. 126 00:08:56,244 --> 00:08:59,664 Don't worry, just a couple of weeks of walking around on eggshells 127 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,041 and it'll all be over. 128 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,250 Great. 129 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:36,618 I guess we sort of skated over the conversation about boundaries. 130 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,206 Looks like I stumbled into the razor wire 131 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:43,124 surrounding the Clark issue again. 132 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:50,548 I knew that he was your first love. I just never knew you felt like this. 133 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,343 It's ancient history. 134 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,054 I wrote that when I was 15. 135 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:59,432 I've told you before, Clark is my best friend, and that's all. 136 00:10:01,059 --> 00:10:05,855 "I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend." 137 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,735 You realize I'm living my biggest nightmare right now 138 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,821 Jimmy, it was a schoolgirl crush. 139 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,699 And to be perfectly honest, this constant insecurity about Clark 140 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,660 is really starting to wear thin. 141 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:20,954 Every time I try and leave it in the past, 142 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,123 it just keeps making its way into the present. 143 00:10:23,206 --> 00:10:24,290 I... 144 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,001 I don't know what else I can do. 145 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:33,424 Why don't you start by asking yourself why you never said these things to me? 146 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,108 This arrived this morning. 147 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,444 Hmm. 148 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,369 "Meet me at the Ace of Clubs." 149 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,832 Oliver sure hasn't lost his flare for the dramatic. 150 00:11:05,915 --> 00:11:07,792 You'll have him eating out of your hand. 151 00:11:10,879 --> 00:11:13,506 Thank him for the dress, but send my regrets. 152 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,364 Well, talk about being fashion-forward 153 00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:40,909 but I'm afraid you've crashed the wrong disco. 154 00:11:41,618 --> 00:11:43,870 Whoever you are, I think it's time that you leave. 155 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,499 Where's the owner of the crystal? 156 00:11:53,922 --> 00:11:56,925 Crystal? I'm sorry, that doesn't ring a bell. 157 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,929 But maybe if you told me about the owner, I could help you. 158 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:08,019 He's Kryptonian and my perfect mate. 159 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:11,231 You know, I thought there'd be more of them on this planet 160 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,525 but every single man I've come across has been a human. 161 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,027 Hmm. 162 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:20,114 Maybe if we work together, 163 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:25,495 I could help you find this Kryptonian. 164 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,539 You're lying to me. 165 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,708 I know the beacon came from here. 166 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:34,128 Is it the man who sent you this? 167 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:39,217 You're trying to keep him for yourself, aren't you? 168 00:12:40,343 --> 00:12:42,345 I've traveled too far to let you stand in my way. 169 00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,112 Thanks. 170 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,990 Lois, I thought you said you didn't have time to work on this article. 171 00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:04,325 That's when it was gonna end up buried on the last page. 172 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:07,829 But with this super-endorphin angle, the scoop is a lot bigger. 173 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,331 You just learned to dog-paddle your way through a story. 174 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,374 What kind of friend would I be 175 00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,584 if I threw you in the deep end without a floaty? 176 00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:17,088 What did the police officers say? 177 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,881 They found evidence of a fire in the alley, 178 00:13:18,965 --> 00:13:20,258 but they suspect it's unrelated. 179 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:23,261 So in other words, there was no reason for us to come down here. 180 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:24,554 Common rookie mistake. 181 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,681 See, that's why you're lucky I came along. 182 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,309 The scorch marks are probably from a homeless hoedown. 183 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:33,521 If we talk to a few local transients, maybe somebody saw something. 184 00:13:45,575 --> 00:13:46,743 Thanks. 185 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,289 Well, this story just made it above the fold. 186 00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,708 Cops say a string of hormone-jacked stiffs 187 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,044 turned up between Metropolis and Smallville. 188 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:57,211 All males. 189 00:13:57,295 --> 00:14:00,506 Ask me, I think we have a meteor freak on a rampage. 190 00:14:40,755 --> 00:14:43,841 They make it look so easy. 191 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,678 Women are a complicated species, dude. 192 00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,556 You have to embrace a little survival of the fittest. 193 00:14:51,682 --> 00:14:55,228 Make her realize she's not the only fox in the forest. 194 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,649 You are so right. 195 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,575 I see you're the only one in here that's all alone. 196 00:15:10,118 --> 00:15:12,870 I think you're the man that I've been looking for. 197 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,640 Hey. Am I glad to see you. 198 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:35,476 Now that Lois is riding shotgun in your Mystery Machine, 199 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,520 your old sidekick's jonesing for a Scooby clue. 200 00:15:37,603 --> 00:15:41,441 - Let me see that concrete crop circle. - I know it's not Kryptonian. 201 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,234 This is a hypogeous marker. 202 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,737 It's the royal crest from the planet called Almerac. 203 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,197 This belongs to their queen. 204 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,074 A planet called Almerac? 205 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,869 Chloe, I didn't realize that your Brainiac download 206 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,496 had included an intergalactic encyclopedia. 207 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,457 Were there fresh burn marks in the area? 208 00:15:58,082 --> 00:15:59,208 Yeah. 209 00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,919 Then she must have teleported in recently. 210 00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:04,797 They use an Urquilium bracelet that acts as a hyperdrive 211 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,924 compressing the fabrics of time and space. 212 00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,015 You said the chemicals in our victims were elevated? 213 00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,517 Endorphins and adrenalin. 214 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,269 All the men died the same way. 215 00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:21,564 She's searching for a mate. 216 00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:24,692 Those chemicals must be released into her victims 217 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,569 once she locks lips with them. 218 00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,322 She's won the battle of the sexes on her planet, 219 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:30,907 and now she's looking for a new contender. 220 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,826 If she can find someone to survive her killer kiss, 221 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:35,495 then she can live happily ever after. 222 00:16:35,578 --> 00:16:37,997 The only problem is that humans can't take the hormone surge. 223 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,248 They all flatlined. 224 00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,000 Certainly narrows down her choices. 225 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:45,046 There are numerous deaths, maybe I can find a pattern 226 00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:47,215 so you can stop this kissing bandit. 227 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,721 Chloe, do you remember when you said we'd talk about your condition, 228 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,431 you know, if things got worse? 229 00:16:57,225 --> 00:17:00,061 Clark, I've analyzed every possible scenario. 230 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,063 And as much as it scares me 231 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,358 you can't wave your Kryptonian wand and save me on this one. 232 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,444 - I'll find a way. - Clark, it's just how it is. 233 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,988 There's nothing you can do, so just let it go. 234 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:18,913 Here we go. According to the police wire, 235 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,164 it looks like she struck again. 236 00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,418 They just found a German businessman outside the Ace of Clubs. 237 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,589 Clark, I'm not the only one in the world who needs your help. 238 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,758 You have to go. 239 00:17:39,183 --> 00:17:41,477 Those were some dance moves you were doing in there. 240 00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,145 Get you arrested in most states. 241 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:47,233 Wait until you see some of the moves I'll show you now that we're alone. 242 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:57,827 I'm sorry. 243 00:17:58,953 --> 00:18:02,790 Look, you are really, really pretty 244 00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:06,752 and hot. 245 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:10,381 But I wasn't honest with you before. 246 00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,885 I'm in love with another woman. 247 00:18:15,678 --> 00:18:19,390 I promise, just one kiss 248 00:18:19,473 --> 00:18:21,809 and you will see that I was meant for you. 249 00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,552 That's embarrassing. 250 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:02,808 Help me. 251 00:19:04,101 --> 00:19:08,981 I'm really sorry. You were so sweet, I really hoped you are the one. 252 00:19:45,059 --> 00:19:46,894 - Jimmy, what's wrong? - It's my heart. 253 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,983 Now that's more like it. 254 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:10,918 Good evening, Miss Sullivan. 255 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:14,046 I am sorry for the cloak-and-dagger routine 256 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,924 but I didn't have time to schedule this little meet and greet. 257 00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:19,719 - My name is... - You can save the introduction. 258 00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,012 I know who you are, and I don't care to talk 259 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,223 with anyone connected to Lex Luthor. 260 00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,852 It is no secret that you and Lex have your differences. 261 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:31,355 But I'm sure that you are far too fair 262 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,315 a person to fault me for his mistakes. 263 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:37,653 Because I really need your help. 264 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,449 I know that you've cracked into some of the most complex 265 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,868 and protected computer systems in the world. 266 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:46,412 And I'd like to hire you to do the same for me. 267 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:50,916 I guess Lex's lackeys didn't tell you that he actually dropped the dime on me 268 00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,585 for being a techno wiz. 269 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,463 I was locked up. It wasn't pretty. 270 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,631 No laws will be broken. 271 00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:04,013 You'll be trying to hack a very unique supercomputer. 272 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:08,350 Sorry, my plate's full. 273 00:21:09,685 --> 00:21:12,897 Yeah, I'm sure planning a wedding and starting up the Isis Foundation 274 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,523 have you pretty busy. 275 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:18,527 How did you know all that? 276 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:22,531 I have access to all of Lex's records. 277 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,576 And I know everything about you, Chloe. 278 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,121 Which is why I know you're the only person that can help me. 279 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,999 So I'm hoping you'll reconsider. 280 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,628 You learned well from Lex. 281 00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:40,841 When you don't get your way, you just threaten. 282 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:45,221 This isn't my first tour of duty on the Luthor battlefield. 283 00:21:45,304 --> 00:21:48,474 So you're gonna have to come at me with a lot more firepower. 284 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,289 Oh, it feels like my chest was run over by a Mack truck 285 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:14,291 and the rest of me was dragged behind it. 286 00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,086 You got to the hospital just in time. 287 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,798 The doctors say your vitals are stabilized. You're gonna be okay. 288 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:26,178 I need to know what happened at the Ace of Clubs, Jimmy. 289 00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:31,767 Oh, yeah, it must've been all those tequila shots. 290 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,106 I know you were with a woman, Jimmy. 291 00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,737 That wasn't my fault, C.K. 292 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:47,408 Well, look, I mean, the drinking part was, but... 293 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,163 It all started with that letter. 294 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,041 What are you talking about? 295 00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,924 I found an old love letter that Chloe wrote. 296 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,095 And I realized 297 00:23:10,806 --> 00:23:14,143 a person never really gets over their first true love. 298 00:23:18,105 --> 00:23:19,523 I mean... 299 00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:25,195 You believe you're gonna spend the rest of your life with someone. 300 00:23:26,113 --> 00:23:27,615 That they're the one. 301 00:23:30,576 --> 00:23:33,412 And when you gotta start over again with someone new 302 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,207 is it ever the same? 303 00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,674 Everyone has to move on, Jimmy. 304 00:23:47,468 --> 00:23:49,762 Chloe must have, because she found you. 305 00:23:54,099 --> 00:23:56,352 You don't know how lucky you are to have each other. 306 00:24:02,358 --> 00:24:04,568 I kissed another woman, C.K. 307 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:10,866 It wasn't your fault, Jimmy. You weren't in control. 308 00:24:11,909 --> 00:24:13,577 But tell me what she looked like, 309 00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:15,579 so I can find her before she hurts anyone else. 310 00:24:16,872 --> 00:24:20,042 Look, everything's a blur after she came up to me at the bar. 311 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,172 Jimmy. What happened? 312 00:24:28,050 --> 00:24:29,051 He's gonna be okay. 313 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,595 He was at the Ace of Clubs and things got a little messy. 314 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:36,225 The important thing is that you guys are together. 315 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:30,320 Clark Kent. 316 00:25:31,780 --> 00:25:33,407 That's a strong name. 317 00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,909 - I like it. - Who are you? 318 00:25:37,995 --> 00:25:39,538 Maxima. 319 00:25:41,123 --> 00:25:43,917 You don't know how long I've searched for you. 320 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,402 Not here. 321 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,518 Smallville. 322 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:46,730 Lois? 323 00:26:51,902 --> 00:26:53,612 I'll take the stairs. 324 00:26:57,324 --> 00:26:58,659 Let her go. 325 00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:05,415 Lois. 326 00:27:05,499 --> 00:27:07,417 - Lois, wait. - What? 327 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:10,546 Oh, sorry to rain on your orgy, Smallville. 328 00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,131 I think I scared off your date. 329 00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:15,008 - Where did she go? - Probably to find you two a motel room. 330 00:27:15,676 --> 00:27:18,178 - You don't understand. - What's not to understand? 331 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,514 You were pulling a Nine 1/2 Weeks in the elevator. 332 00:27:20,681 --> 00:27:21,849 I mean, it may not get you a membership 333 00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,393 in the mile-high club, but, hey, you gotta start somewhere. 334 00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:27,271 - Just calm down. - I am calm. I am perfectly calm. 335 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:28,605 Why wouldn't I be calm? 336 00:27:28,772 --> 00:27:30,315 Dial down the ego, Smallville. 337 00:27:30,399 --> 00:27:32,192 I don't care what you do with your love life. 338 00:27:42,619 --> 00:27:44,204 Give me a break. 339 00:27:44,329 --> 00:27:48,292 Does he really think that I care who he sucks face with? 340 00:27:50,961 --> 00:27:54,965 Hello. "Slutty Anna" wasn't even his type. 341 00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:20,782 I couldn't kill you in front of him. 342 00:28:20,908 --> 00:28:24,119 But now that you're alone, I'll make sure you never take him away. 343 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:26,038 Who? Smallville? 344 00:28:27,122 --> 00:28:31,168 Look, I don't know who or what you are, but you got it all wrong, lady. 345 00:28:31,251 --> 00:28:33,545 There is nothing romantic between Lois and Clark. 346 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,340 You have a deep connection to him. I felt it. 347 00:28:36,423 --> 00:28:38,383 Then your radar's on the fritz 348 00:28:38,467 --> 00:28:41,011 because even on a good day, we're barely friends. 349 00:28:41,178 --> 00:28:42,971 He would never have been able to pull away from me 350 00:28:43,055 --> 00:28:45,390 if he wasn't drawn by his attraction to you. 351 00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:49,186 Look, he's about as attracted to me as a Red Sox fan to the Yankees. 352 00:28:49,478 --> 00:28:51,104 Well, he may not know it yet. 353 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,773 But believe me, there's a bond. 354 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,524 And I could see it on your face 355 00:28:54,608 --> 00:28:56,568 when you caught us together. You feel it too. 356 00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,323 But I finally found the man that I've wanted all my life 357 00:29:01,406 --> 00:29:02,950 and you can't have him. 358 00:29:03,033 --> 00:29:04,409 Freeze! 359 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:25,722 Chloe, just talk me through the face-recognition software. 360 00:29:26,848 --> 00:29:28,350 I'll call you back. 361 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,186 Amazing, Kent. 362 00:29:31,395 --> 00:29:33,105 It seems wherever we are in the universe, 363 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,731 our stars keep crossing. 364 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:36,358 That is strange. 365 00:29:36,525 --> 00:29:38,193 Especially when I find you in a locked office 366 00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:39,653 and you don't have a key. 367 00:29:40,862 --> 00:29:42,948 And how come Clark Kent has an all-night pass 368 00:29:43,031 --> 00:29:45,075 to a clinic for the meteor-impaired? 369 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,161 - My friend works here. - She's helping me on an article. 370 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:49,955 Hmm. 371 00:29:54,084 --> 00:29:56,253 Are you writing a story about that woman? 372 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,172 You know her? 373 00:30:02,718 --> 00:30:05,512 We had a close encounter this afternoon. 374 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,683 What do you know about her? 375 00:30:10,392 --> 00:30:12,060 She's wanted for murder. 376 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:18,150 That's a pretty big story for a copy boy. 377 00:30:18,317 --> 00:30:20,444 Up until now, she's only attacked men. 378 00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:23,864 I wonder why she'd be after you. 379 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:29,202 She has her heart set on finding someone. 380 00:30:30,787 --> 00:30:32,122 Who? 381 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,669 The guy who owns this. 382 00:30:41,006 --> 00:30:44,593 I was hoping that Chloe might use her skills 383 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:46,511 to shed some light on it. 384 00:30:48,722 --> 00:30:50,349 Where did you get something like that? 385 00:30:50,599 --> 00:30:53,643 It was the only thing found at the spot where Lex disappeared. 386 00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:59,149 You spent a lot of time with Lex. Did you ever see him with it? 387 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,527 No. 388 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:05,280 Clark, do you know what this is? 389 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:10,535 I've never seen that before. 390 00:31:17,125 --> 00:31:18,460 Yes? 391 00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,546 Target located, Miss Mercer, 392 00:31:21,630 --> 00:31:23,340 corner of Melbourne and Holly. 393 00:31:23,507 --> 00:31:24,549 She flipped a car. 394 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,676 Civilian female's trapped inside her Pontiac. 395 00:31:28,011 --> 00:31:29,262 What's... 396 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,102 Hello? What's going on? 397 00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:51,410 Bring it, bitch. 398 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,128 Finally. 399 00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:03,755 A man with some fight in him. 400 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,675 None of the men on my planet had the stamina to keep up. 401 00:32:08,301 --> 00:32:10,470 Maybe you shouldn't have come on so strong. 402 00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:13,640 You didn't seem to mind. You came back for more. 403 00:32:13,765 --> 00:32:16,143 I came back to stop you from killing Lois. 404 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:19,229 What would you have done to her if I didn't stop you? 405 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:22,983 I couldn't let her have you. You're my soul mate. 406 00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,402 You don't even know who I am. 407 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:26,736 When I was a little girl, 408 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:29,823 I heard the stories of the brave and gallant men of Krypton. 409 00:32:29,906 --> 00:32:32,868 Men worthy of standing by a queen's side. 410 00:32:34,244 --> 00:32:40,667 When I learned your planet had been destroyed, I prayed for survivors. 411 00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,421 And then I saw your beacon. 412 00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:49,217 The beacon didn't come from me. 413 00:32:52,512 --> 00:32:54,014 It doesn't matter. 414 00:32:55,849 --> 00:33:01,563 I found the last son of Krypton, and you're everything I wished for. 415 00:33:04,191 --> 00:33:09,362 A man who is my equal. 416 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,912 When we kissed, I felt your passion. 417 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:21,291 So much stronger than I've ever felt from any other man. 418 00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,755 And I could sense 419 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:29,925 that you were as desperate as I was to find a mate. 420 00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:36,598 You want me as much as I want you. 421 00:33:38,767 --> 00:33:39,976 I don't want you. 422 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:43,396 Are you sure? 423 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,942 Because no one on this planet will be a better match. 424 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:52,030 I know the loneliness of not finding your soul mate. 425 00:33:52,572 --> 00:33:57,035 You come back with me and you will never be alone. 426 00:33:58,745 --> 00:34:00,997 It's our destiny to be together. 427 00:34:03,750 --> 00:34:05,293 My destiny is here. 428 00:34:05,919 --> 00:34:07,629 And you're not a part of it. 429 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:31,861 - Chloe? - Hey. 430 00:34:32,028 --> 00:34:33,363 I just talked to the doctor. 431 00:34:33,446 --> 00:34:36,783 I'm bringing Jimmy home in two hours with his heart in the right place 432 00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,743 and his hormones in check. 433 00:34:39,452 --> 00:34:41,997 Guess you figured out that Maxima kissed Jimmy. 434 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:46,626 Oh, please, one look at Jimmy's blood panels and I put it all together. 435 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:51,006 I can't say I'm thrilled that he macked on an alien goddess. 436 00:34:51,089 --> 00:34:54,676 But I gotta say, Maxima knows how to rev a guy's engine. 437 00:34:54,843 --> 00:34:57,971 You know, speaking from experience, he didn't stand a chance. 438 00:34:58,054 --> 00:35:00,098 Especially since she went after him when he was vulnerable. 439 00:35:01,850 --> 00:35:03,560 He's really shaken up about some letter. 440 00:35:05,687 --> 00:35:08,982 Yeah, that letter was for you. 441 00:35:09,065 --> 00:35:11,192 I read it to you sophomore year 442 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,153 in high school when you were really sick. 443 00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:15,989 The only way I had enough guts to tell you how I actually felt 444 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:17,699 was when you were unconscious. 445 00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:32,839 "I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now 446 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,717 hoping one day you'll fly back to me." 447 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:40,680 The kicker is you did respond with one word: 448 00:35:41,806 --> 00:35:42,932 Lana. 449 00:35:45,602 --> 00:35:50,148 - I guess I always knew, I just... - Clark, that was a long time ago. 450 00:35:50,315 --> 00:35:52,150 Don't worry, I don't feel that way now. 451 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:53,943 I wanted you to read it 452 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,029 so that I could finally close that chapter of my life 453 00:35:56,154 --> 00:35:57,489 and put it behind me. 454 00:35:58,490 --> 00:35:59,783 But don't get me wrong. 455 00:35:59,991 --> 00:36:02,452 I don't regret having had those feelings. 456 00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,746 But that's because they helped prepare me 457 00:36:04,829 --> 00:36:06,873 so that I was ready to share my love 458 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:08,541 with the perfect person. 459 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:11,252 And to me, that person is Jimmy. 460 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,006 So you blew it, bud. 461 00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,343 I just want you to be happy. 462 00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:23,515 Clark, what you and I have, I will never share with anyone else. 463 00:36:25,225 --> 00:36:26,893 You're my BFF. 464 00:36:28,728 --> 00:36:32,816 Which is why when Jimmy and I get married 465 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:36,653 I was hoping that you would give me away at the altar. 466 00:36:38,363 --> 00:36:39,781 Absolutely. 467 00:36:41,074 --> 00:36:43,493 - I'd be honored to, Chloe. - Hmm. 468 00:36:45,328 --> 00:36:47,706 And I may have an early wedding present for you. 469 00:36:47,831 --> 00:36:51,167 Since Jor-El created Brainiac, I think he can cure your infection. 470 00:36:52,502 --> 00:36:54,170 Maybe so, but I thought that 471 00:36:54,254 --> 00:36:56,256 when the fortress disappeared, so did your father. 472 00:36:56,464 --> 00:36:59,843 Jor-El's just complex computer programming inside a Kryptonian crystal. 473 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,387 The same crystal that produced the fortress. 474 00:37:03,471 --> 00:37:05,223 And now Tess Mercer has it. 475 00:37:07,684 --> 00:37:10,103 That's the computer she wants me to hack into. 476 00:37:10,186 --> 00:37:12,522 And I think I can re-create Jor-El and the fortress. 477 00:37:12,605 --> 00:37:14,315 I just need to get that crystal back. 478 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,734 The only problem is, 479 00:37:15,817 --> 00:37:18,194 I've already searched the Daily Planet and the mansion. 480 00:37:18,278 --> 00:37:19,279 I haven't found it. 481 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:21,698 Maybe this time, 482 00:37:21,781 --> 00:37:24,367 we use a little less brawn and a little more brain. 483 00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,057 Do you kickbox, Chloe? 484 00:37:48,183 --> 00:37:49,934 I find it helps me focus my anger. 485 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,811 Maybe I should rush over to the dojo, 486 00:37:51,895 --> 00:37:54,397 because I have a lot of it building up now. 487 00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,275 Call me paranoid, but it sounds like that rage is directed at me. 488 00:37:57,358 --> 00:38:01,237 I don't appreciate people breaking into my office when I'm not around. 489 00:38:02,030 --> 00:38:03,323 Door was open. 490 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:05,867 Do it again and I'll press charges. 491 00:38:08,536 --> 00:38:10,246 You made your point. 492 00:38:13,917 --> 00:38:17,796 Listen, while I'm here, maybe I could take a look at that supercomputer. 493 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:22,008 Sorry, but it looks like 494 00:38:22,091 --> 00:38:23,885 the little hacker bird missed the worm. 495 00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:27,096 What do you mean? 496 00:38:27,180 --> 00:38:28,640 I thought you said that I was the only one 497 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:30,558 capable of getting into it. 498 00:38:31,059 --> 00:38:34,687 You might be, but we won't know now, because I don't have it. 499 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,190 It was stolen. 500 00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:41,069 Well, who else would want it? 501 00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:42,946 I intend to find out. 502 00:38:43,446 --> 00:38:44,739 Stay by your phone, Chloe. 503 00:38:45,198 --> 00:38:47,742 Only a handful of people knew about that device. 504 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:51,120 When I find out who has it, I'm taking it back. 505 00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:14,352 Hey. 506 00:39:14,853 --> 00:39:16,312 Lois, what are you doing here? 507 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:18,815 You know, if you're worried about the editor 508 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:20,859 taking away the story, buck up. 509 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,193 It's not your fault. 510 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:26,364 Metropolis P.D. says that as far as they know 511 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:29,325 our big-haired bimbo has vanished off the face of the Earth. 512 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,370 I'm afraid this may not be the last we've seen of her. 513 00:39:32,579 --> 00:39:35,123 Hmm. Well, I'll be ready for her. 514 00:39:35,248 --> 00:39:38,084 The late night game of bumper cars might've knocked the wind out of me 515 00:39:38,167 --> 00:39:42,130 but one supercharged femme-bot can't put a serious dent in Lois Lane. 516 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,093 Thanks for showing up when you did. 517 00:39:48,678 --> 00:39:50,680 I guess you could say you saved my life. 518 00:39:51,848 --> 00:39:53,224 Tell me about it. 519 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:54,934 If I hadn't severed your love connection, 520 00:39:55,018 --> 00:39:57,020 you would've ended up like her other dates. 521 00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:02,275 You know, she said some weird things to me. 522 00:40:03,234 --> 00:40:04,319 Really? 523 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,280 She said she was my soul mate. 524 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:14,037 I think you can do a little bit better than a man-eating meteor freak. 525 00:40:14,787 --> 00:40:19,292 I know she's not the one, but it got me to thinking. 526 00:40:21,044 --> 00:40:23,922 Chloe showed me this love letter she wrote to me years ago. 527 00:40:24,172 --> 00:40:27,884 And her feelings were really intense. 528 00:40:29,677 --> 00:40:32,889 And Chloe was right there in front of me and I never realized how she felt. 529 00:40:35,058 --> 00:40:38,102 What if my soul mate comes along and I'm too blind to see it? 530 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:42,482 I don't know, Smallville. 531 00:40:42,565 --> 00:40:48,404 I think that when the right girl walks into your life, you'll know. 532 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:53,618 What did Maxima say to you? 533 00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:58,539 Nothing for the front page. 534 00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:03,086 Well, I gotta go. I'm meeting with a realtor, finding my own place. 535 00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:06,839 Those lovebirds are so sweet, my teeth will rot if I don't move out. 536 00:41:07,256 --> 00:41:09,092 Hey, Lois... 537 00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,345 You were right. This house is pretty big. 538 00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:16,140 If you want your old room back, it's yours. 539 00:41:18,267 --> 00:41:21,688 Being housemates didn't work out for us the first time, Smallville. 540 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,773 Why tempt fate?