1 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,312 How are you doing? 2 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:29,320 Mr Rob Zombie says, it would be a little rude 3 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:33,314 this film without one to present a friendly warning. 4 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,280 Today we will show you the story of El Superbeasto. 5 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:39,317 A man of action. 6 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:43,314 It's the strangest story, that has ever been told. 7 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:47,394 I think she will excite you. Maybe even shock. 8 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,360 Or it causes horror. 9 00:00:52,320 --> 00:00:56,394 You shouldn't plan on using your nerves to subject to such tension, 10 00:00:56,400 --> 00:01:02,317 Now is your chance to... Well, we warned you. 11 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:17,394 Big Film Casting - Now! Actress wanted - Apartment 9A 12 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:23,471 All right, you bitches listen everyone! 13 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:27,438 The director is on set! He will now speak to you! 14 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:32,394 Hello, you cute ladies! What a fantastic sight! 15 00:02:32,400 --> 00:02:34,437 The casting will begin in a few minutes. 16 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:39,435 Today a very special porn... ... I mean, art film, to be recorded. 17 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:42,478 For this I need a top team. - You heard it! 18 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,393 The tastiest ass gets the role! 19 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:50,429 I'm not a superficial Hollywood guy, who only casts based on looks. 20 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,512 For me it's about pure talent. The audience should believe the character, 21 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,470 experiencing the feelings and the spicy Breathe in the smell of Meatball Man. 22 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:00,472 Just like in real life. 23 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,520 All right, grandma. Explain to me why should I ignore the fact 24 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:07,477 that you about you're a thousand years too old. 25 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:10,518 I visited in 1910 the Royal Academy of Drama. 26 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:15,434 I later won the Helen Hayes Award. As Blanche DuBois... - The Next. 27 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:17,432 ... there were only excellent reviews. 28 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,440 Oh my God. I feel it. I am a born star. 29 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,511 What am I saying! I know it's me! 30 00:03:25,440 --> 00:03:28,433 Simply bombastic. You're there. The next one! 31 00:03:28,440 --> 00:03:33,515 I dig into the soul of the character and reflect the problems of society 32 00:03:33,520 --> 00:03:36,513 with women and their hatred on the vagina. - The next one. 33 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:40,514 I'll put it this way... - Nope. - I would like to meet again... - No. 34 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:43,513 People disgust me. - No chance. - Hello! - Nope. 35 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,513 Who should I fuck later? - Edgar, why did you... 36 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,557 I'm ready for anything... - Please don't! 37 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,553 Wow! Hello, honey panties. 38 00:03:51,560 --> 00:03:55,520 A good tan is the same way as important as a good script! 39 00:03:55,520 --> 00:03:58,479 I was at school bad at reading, 40 00:03:58,480 --> 00:04:03,475 but I can do three hundred sit-ups without a break. - Words are so overrated. 41 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:07,474 But then again, will Abdominal muscles are often underestimated. 42 00:04:07,480 --> 00:04:08,516 Oh my God. 43 00:04:09,480 --> 00:04:11,597 Peace and quiet on set! - Sound is playing. 44 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:17,551 The spicy big meatball macho man. Take one. - And action! 45 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:22,553 Text? - Mamma Mia, how about it 46 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,553 with a delicious sauce... - It's okay, I know. 47 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,519 Okay, we're still shooting, buddy. 48 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:36,596 Mamma Mia, how about a delicious one Sauce on your spicy jumbo meatballs. 49 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:39,559 Ouch, Why on my titties of all things? 50 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:41,597 That's way too hot for me. 51 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:45,560 If my sauce isn't hot, the cheese can't melt. 52 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:49,634 She doesn't want to understand the sauce It has to be hot so that the cheese melts! 53 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:55,589 Hey, que facha! Jus se! Pasto in el testa. 54 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:00,595 Just shut up. - Do you want me to prove you wrong, Luigi? 55 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:03,638 Bon appetit. I love spicy meatballs. 56 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:09,629 Luigi, your chef's hat turns me on. Oh, yes! 57 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:19,600 Mamma Mia! - You're good at riding! Yes, that's good! 58 00:05:20,600 --> 00:05:23,559 It's time! 59 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:31,632 And how do you like my cannelloni? And now the meat filling with cream sauce. 60 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:37,594 Mamma Mia, the grand finale! It's coming soon! 61 00:05:38,600 --> 00:05:42,640 Complete? Oh, you holy crab! But that wasn't in the script! 62 00:05:42,640 --> 00:05:43,630 SEX TOYS 63 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:50,632 Snakes on a bride. 64 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:01,669 Please tell me everything is in order. - Yes, everything is in the box! - Lint check, baby! 65 00:06:02,640 --> 00:06:04,677 Everything okay! - End of filming! 66 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:10,677 Don't forget your fee slips to the office before you disappear! 67 00:06:10,680 --> 00:06:14,720 That was a hard day. Directing and acting at the same time. 68 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:19,670 Now I will first really chill out. At the Tittie Bar! 69 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:23,677 Let's see... Confidence? Checked. 70 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:26,673 Shockingly good looks? Checked. 71 00:06:26,680 --> 00:06:30,640 A considerably obscene bump, namely in the lower region? 72 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,633 What the hell is that about? - Even double check. 73 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:38,634 See you later, brother! - Dubedidu, you are the greatest! 74 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,711 I am here, to kill the bats. 75 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:44,712 Don't let it bother you, my friend on minimum wage. 76 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,679 I only do this as a part-time job. 77 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,718 I went to Dinky Donuts applied and as long as I... 78 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:54,680 I know you want an autograph. - Yes, that would be great. 79 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:58,754 Sorry, I don't give any. That's damaging my artistic credibility. 80 00:06:58,760 --> 00:07:03,710 I'm sorry, what? - All right then. Here you have a photo and a Superbeasto bumper sticker. 81 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:06,679 Stick it on your fucking car. And fuck off! 82 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:08,717 Kawa-ya-yaaa! 83 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:11,713 Don't you think too it's time for my theme song? 84 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,712 Maestro, may I ask? 85 00:07:58,720 --> 00:08:01,758 Oh shit! Hey, what the fuck... 86 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:04,753 If I have you If I get my hands on it, I'll... 87 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,798 Hello, Beasto. Nice, to see you here again. 88 00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:23,794 Wow! Even better to see you again. And so much from you. 89 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,759 Really, you beast, Beasto. 90 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,799 Nice build, buddy. 91 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:35,838 Houston, now we no longer have a problem. 92 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,754 Time for a little hair from the dog, who bit me, Lloyd. 93 00:08:43,760 --> 00:08:48,789 Got it? Quote from "The Shining". - Very funny! Such a damn comedian! 94 00:08:48,800 --> 00:08:52,840 What do you think? I'm not in the mood for 80s references. 95 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,877 Then make me a Shirley Temple. 96 00:08:54,880 --> 00:09:01,798 And because I'm a man of taste, I order a few more delicious hot wings. 97 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:06,874 Bugger me! Forgiveness! Is this space still available? 98 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,793 TROPHIES ROOM 99 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,833 Jallo? Beasto World Enterprises. 100 00:09:36,840 --> 00:09:39,878 Beasto. I'm in position. Operation “Iron Eagle” is underway. 101 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:44,830 This is a bit inconvenient. Can we move this to Thursday? 102 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:48,914 Are you in a bar? - No, I am in no bar. But the reception is a bit... 103 00:09:48,920 --> 00:09:52,834 It could be that I'm about to... Suzi? 104 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,912 My agent. I'm working especially on a synergy project like this 105 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:59,914 with a win-win Multi-stage cross-over marketing part. 106 00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:02,879 Hey, Blondie! There is no running in the halls! 107 00:10:04,840 --> 00:10:06,911 Lick me! You Aryan asshole! 108 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,877 In the name of the leader! Stop! 109 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:13,875 About as many people of our race than, for example, Denmark has inhabitants. 110 00:10:13,880 --> 00:10:15,917 You should always smell good. 111 00:10:15,920 --> 00:10:20,870 These Germans are now too Creatures of God. - Oh, my God. 112 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:23,918 A giant, spiky iron ball? Completely cliche. 113 00:10:23,920 --> 00:10:27,880 I'm sorry, sweetie. But it is done in the name of freedom. 114 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,874 ... through a Versailles State construction of a foreign one, 115 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,873 at the mercy of the violence they hate. 116 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:42,879 It's time for me to go. 117 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:45,870 Oh man! 118 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,960 I bet McGyver never had something like that in his neckline. 119 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:02,949 Hey, Murray baby! Did you miss me? - Yes, of course I missed you. 120 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:05,953 I missed you, like the stars miss the moon. 121 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,997 Murray! You need a girlfriend. 122 00:11:08,920 --> 00:11:10,912 I'll definitely think of another one. 123 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:15,960 I have someone in mind. I was thinking about... - Tell me about that later. 124 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:18,998 Now I need your ingenious transformation skills. - Okay. 125 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:32,034 Guys, what do I actually have to do? to get your own theme song? 126 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:51,032 GIRLS' PROFESSIONS Nurse 127 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:55,990 housewife Crack whore 128 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,036 CONFIDENT TEACHERS 129 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:53,035 Hi! I am El Superbeasto and I use "Over and Out" dandruff shampoo! 130 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:57,114 Is that embarrassing! My advertising is currently running. 131 00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:00,079 I'm on TV. Right up there. 132 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,074 ... no white flakes on clothes. Everyone thought I never showered. 133 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,118 Or have a coke problem. - Makes fissures, shrinkages, 134 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,032 Brain bleeding, Leprosy and nipple waste. 135 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:15,074 Got a problem, dude? - Go away and blow yourself into “Once upon a time”. 136 00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:18,039 Stay calm, Beasto! - Second, darling. 137 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,078 I still have it a little talk with assface. 138 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:34,080 Oh my God! You killed him! - Listen, guys, calm down. 139 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:37,152 Without real silver you can not harm a werewolf. 140 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,112 EAT ME Silver Knuckles 141 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:46,070 The little one doesn't look very good. - He's fine. No worries! 142 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:52,111 There's nothing to see here. Goes to the bar. - No, not silver. Please don't. - Oh, Beasto! 143 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:54,112 Hey, my taxi! Come on. 144 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:04,070 Yes. 145 00:14:06,160 --> 00:14:11,110 Women! Women everywhere! But none of them bear the mark! 146 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:16,115 My army of video voyeur bats is everywhere. I can spy on them all! 147 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:19,158 I can help them Watching showers, looking into their boudoirs. 148 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:22,153 And when they sit on the potty! 149 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,192 Where are you, my future queen of evil? 150 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:33,194 Look who I spotted in the newspaper. - Give it to me, you stupid noodle ass! 151 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:39,195 Steve Wachowski? How often do I have to? tell them that it is Dr. Satan is called! 152 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,193 Dr. Satan! 153 00:14:42,200 --> 00:14:48,117 This guy doesn't exist anymore. - So what. And what is the name of the big man? 154 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:52,194 I told them I called the editors. 155 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,240 I even changed my name. - It's not your fault, it's their fault. 156 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:02,155 I'm evil, aren't I, Otto? I'm really really scary, right? - Yes! 157 00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,200 Just at the sound of your name we tremble. - Oh, really? 158 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:11,229 And tonight at midnight it will be the whole world trembles! - I'm glad, Otto. 159 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:16,156 Tell me again how I do the horrifying power of hell will win. 160 00:15:16,160 --> 00:15:17,230 That again. 161 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:21,154 Now pay attention, because this shit is serious! 162 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:26,159 DEVIL MARK 163 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:39,229 MATTER WORD 164 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:43,197 UNHOLY BRIDE 165 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:52,278 WONDERFUL CHANGE 166 00:15:57,280 --> 00:16:02,196 BACK 167 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,190 RANDOM 168 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,232 RUN AWAY AND HIDE 169 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,272 Yeah, all right! 170 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:19,274 All the power of hell! 171 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:25,315 Soon I'll be kicking some big ass! Hurry up, Otto. Come on, use the joystick! 172 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:31,320 Ladies and gentlemen, The Ghost Palace presents to you today: 173 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:39,277 Miss Velvet by Black. 174 00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:24,400 Is that it? The sign. I think I see the sign! 175 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,393 This can also be done her string was created. 176 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:34,352 You have to catch them! That's that Sign of my longed-for, unholy bride! 177 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:37,398 Now of all times, where my soufflé turned out so well. 178 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:43,351 You wouldn't be able to say "soufflé" without the cleverness screw in the skull. 179 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:47,434 I can also remove them at any time. Then we head back into the jungle. 180 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:51,432 You still remember to the jungle, right? 181 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:59,472 Not the jungle! There's no cable TV there. 182 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:05,397 Then we understood each other, old monkey? - Of course, master! 183 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,438 Then you know what to do. Move your monkey ass! 184 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:25,393 Pretty hot out there. 185 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:30,514 Tomorrow it's supposed to be even hotter. Or so they say. 186 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,479 Yes, that's usually what summer is like. 187 00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:42,480 Did you see the game last night? 188 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,517 Yes, it was very nerve-wracking. 189 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:50,515 The Puerto Rican boy can hit really well. 190 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:06,469 Alright, here we are! Have a nice day. - Thank you, you too. 191 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,553 I think I have change forgotten on stage. 192 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:18,518 Consider it a donation to the sad whore ass club. 193 00:20:18,520 --> 00:20:24,517 What did she say? - You heard right, you sad, deaf whore ass. 194 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:26,512 That was good. 195 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,518 Damn thong. It always slips into my crack. 196 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:44,515 I don't know that I'm stupid I was looking for a monkey's ass. - Oh, charming. 197 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:47,557 Everything is clear, now we can get started. 198 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,551 Flowers would have to be enough. Don't overdo it. 199 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:54,554 She's just a stripper and I a world famous man of action. 200 00:20:54,560 --> 00:20:59,555 No reason to be nervous. Hello, Miss von Black? 201 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:02,598 Ow! - Come on, It's not that bad after all. 202 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,559 So I... Forgiveness? I do not understand. 203 00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:09,600 Now come on! Go in! - Come in? Then what am I waiting for? 204 00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:12,513 Just don't be so modest. 205 00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:19,510 Hello there! Should I go or join in? 206 00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,552 Already understood. 207 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:29,511 Come on, Beasto. Flowers? A beer hat? Stop thinking with your brain. 208 00:21:29,520 --> 00:21:32,592 Better think with your brother... - Do I look like a wheelbarrow? 209 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:37,550 Take your paws off me! - Did you say something? - Negative. 210 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,632 Hello? Someone can tear a monkey away from a bitch? 211 00:21:42,560 --> 00:21:46,600 Take your dirty paws off her, you damn stinking monkey! 212 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,598 That's a little derivative. Don't you think so? 213 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,559 A pretty perverted bride. 214 00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:10,678 Hello? Can I expect hot monkey love now? 215 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,637 Just be quiet. That's humiliating enough. 216 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:18,590 If Penelope knew that I was with you have to do. - I'm not interested. 217 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,674 I bet if I saw Velvet before this Save monkey, she will love me forever. 218 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:27,675 But the hot wings will be delivered soon. And I love the little hot wings. 219 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:32,630 You drape my ass over yours hairy shoulders as if I were a mink stole. 220 00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,677 Mink stole? More like a mangy mole. 221 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,674 If you don't want to get out of breath, Be more careful what you say. 222 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,674 On the other hand, she has a great ass. And those wonderful Titteli-Titties! 223 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:47,594 Almost as great as the blue cheese, that you get with the wings. 224 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:51,674 The wings are so spicy and the mold cheese rounds it off. Wonderful. 225 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,633 Madame! This sets me back hours. 226 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,634 Hey, monkey! Where is your organ grinder? 227 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,677 I find that extremely hurtful. 228 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,640 You know what else is hurtful? Your thumb in my ass! 229 00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:10,714 My thumb is not in your ass. - And why not? Are you maybe gay? 230 00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,672 I'll save the lady! 231 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:26,674 Attention, let me through. I'm famous. Out of the way, lard ass. 232 00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,677 Get my cart, but pronto. I'm in a hurry. 233 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,718 Stand at the end the fucking snake! 234 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,713 Guys, take it easy. Unfortunately I don't have any more photos. 235 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:39,713 Dude, what am I supposed to do with this nonsense? - Okay! 236 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:42,679 Here you have my new CD: "Beasto Crankies". 237 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:46,720 Fifty minutes of funny phone pranks. This is your bank advisor speaking. 238 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,680 Beasto, I know it's you. - No! I'm not Beasto. 239 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:54,674 I'm really your bank advisor. - Beasto! Do you hear me? 240 00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,718 Stop kidding me! - I have some great... 241 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,757 Beasto! - ... bank offers. 242 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:08,709 I'm meeting Suzi X now. - What an asshole! - Thank you very much! 243 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:20,757 I'll make you a suggestion. You hand over Let's pick the leader's head, okay? 244 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,834 We promise that we will have mercy let prevail. That's all I can do. 245 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,755 I love it when you're so Nazi-like talks to me. That makes me all fuzzy inside. 246 00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,832 So who wants this little head? - I want! I want! 247 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:38,874 Are you still ticking correctly? - Oh, I want. I wanted to say that I... Yeah, well... 248 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:43,796 Get the Leader's Head! Hans! William! Get your head! 249 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,792 Show the Nazis how it's done! 250 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,837 Hold me tight, my big, strong friend. 251 00:25:51,840 --> 00:25:54,799 Holy shit! They are coming! 252 00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,837 Shut up and start spinning! 253 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,916 Oh God. 254 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,878 Kaw-a ya-ya! - Beasto! What are you doing here? 255 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:21,839 Hold on tight! - Hey, I know that guy! 256 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,877 Isn't that Charlie Chaplin? 257 00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,873 He's so funny. And much bigger than I thought. 258 00:26:26,880 --> 00:26:30,920 What's up? Why are you here? - You could help me with a problem. 259 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,833 Actually it's not a problem. More of a problem. 260 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,878 Beasto, don't blabber around. Is it about a pussy? - Nope. 261 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,918 A pussy? - Nada. A jerk off machine? - No. 262 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,879 Your piston? -Nope. Sex dolls? - Negatives! 263 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:46,839 Flokati? - Not at all. Giant clam? Can? Cave? 264 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:51,869 Panty hamster? Bacon sandwich? - No, ma'am. - Okay. I'll help you! 265 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,873 You forgot Mumu. - You're so vulgar. 266 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,873 It's nothing. A cunning monkey with a screw in the head 267 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,873 kidnapped one innocent little village girl. 268 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:03,918 And all this right in front of my eyes. It was terrible. 269 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,918 A primate kidnapper? Sounds groovy, baby. I'll help you. 270 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:11,880 But if you try to get into the little one's panties, 271 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,909 I'll make a fool of you. You primate. - Find out where the monkey is hiding. 272 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:22,917 Then call me. A piece of cake for you. - Don't talk shit. What are you doing? 273 00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:27,954 I check everything out, talk to the boys and get the info from my boys in the hood. Yo. 274 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:30,951 Here, your pickled guide. 275 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:35,958 All right, Shitler youth! Today is your lucky day! 276 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,953 You want this here? Then go! Get it! 277 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,912 My guide! I will save you! 278 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:47,950 Finally, my guide! You are finally back home! 279 00:27:47,960 --> 00:27:52,910 Cheers to our leader! Our fearless leader has returned! 280 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:01,913 I hope you like my new design. 281 00:28:02,920 --> 00:28:04,957 My guide, why don't you sing with us? 282 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,037 What a fun mint. 283 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:17,993 Then I said: “Get out of those pumps, bitch. 284 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:20,993 That shit is mine!” Where the hell are we going? 285 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:25,995 What kind of Fright Night bullshit is this? - Please leave the vulgar expressions. 286 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:28,993 You must be proud on your beauty school training, 287 00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:33,950 but your use of profanity is an attack on my nursery. 288 00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:37,032 Maybe sticks with me a clast berry in your ass hair? 289 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,954 Nasty monkey. That's shit. - I wouldn't be so sure about that. 290 00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,953 Your stink I'm spoiled for smoking and drinking. 291 00:28:43,960 --> 00:28:47,032 It takes forever to get my tender To get tissue supple again. 292 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:58,997 Any news on gas prices? Not that I need any, but oh well... 293 00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:03,999 Hey, monkey. Hello? 294 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,994 I think he's talking to you. And definitely not with my ass. 295 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,080 Thank God today is Friday. Yes. 296 00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:16,993 Already Friday? I thought Wednesday. 297 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:21,037 That was good. 298 00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:30,029 Speaking of gas prices. Disgusting. - Shit. Even my ass is bored. 299 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:33,033 Just don't think that I apologize. 300 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:38,035 A fart like that can smell good too. - A sewer rat's delicious lunch. 301 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:42,034 I finally have that itch under control again. - Oh God! 302 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:44,111 Yes, my poor ass. 303 00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:49,036 IF YOU LIVED HERE... ...IF YOU WERE HOME NOW 304 00:30:02,040 --> 00:30:04,077 What's wrong with your car? 305 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,110 Hey, buddies! 306 00:30:13,080 --> 00:30:16,152 What the hell... Is that how you greet a buddy? 307 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:22,155 Yo, Ese, where have you been? Just have us Turned your back, dude. Blood is blood. 308 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:26,120 I was extremely busy. Then I lost my cell phone. 309 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:29,079 And then all the numbers too. 310 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:32,073 You look good. Really good. You lost weight. 311 00:30:32,080 --> 00:30:35,118 That's not cool, amigo. You could be dead in a ditch. 312 00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:39,080 We were worried. Rodriguez couldn't sleep for a month. 313 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:44,079 Rico, you are my brother. 314 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:48,120 And like John Wayne too Dean Martin said, "Don't be such a pussy!" 315 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,114 Look what you Rodriguez have done. You're so mean! 316 00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:56,198 Listen, I need information about a horny giant monkey. Pronto, amigos! 317 00:30:57,120 --> 00:31:01,194 Not so fast. First let's see whether you are still one of us. 318 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,156 I feared that. 319 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,191 Well, are you running out of breath now? 320 00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:23,114 You're still the same, brother. - Yes, of course I am. 321 00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:27,192 I missed you guys. - Yes! - Come to me. 322 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,114 Okay, I love you too. - A little more. 323 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:41,192 There we are. Make yourself comfortable. 324 00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:44,193 Rather not! I'm afraid this won't go well. 325 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,231 A flat screen. Very nice. 326 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:52,200 This is a good plasma. I hope you have a minibar here. 327 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:55,193 Cool! There is one! Really crazy, monkey! 328 00:31:55,200 --> 00:32:00,229 I'll run you a bath. That might make you a little more appetizing. 329 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,200 And please be somewhat coherent. - What do you ask of me? 330 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:08,240 Who is confusing everything? What are these little bottles for? 331 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,234 What do you think I am? A dwarf? I look like a Lilliputian. 332 00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,278 Nice mouth. You will be the perfect bride. 333 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:32,237 There he is. Hello. 334 00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:38,233 Good thing, boy! Already three centimeters. 335 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:41,277 You can do it, little one. 336 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:48,238 Come on, a little more, that's good! 337 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:51,278 Yes! Keep it up. -Dr. Satan, I... 338 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:57,275 Please knock! - Sorry, that I disturbed you while you were jerking off, sir. 339 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,240 Miss von Black is in her room. - Go away! 340 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:04,233 What crap! He was already so big. 341 00:33:21,320 --> 00:33:25,280 Come on, Suzi, call. You can't leave me hanging. 342 00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,239 I don't call that professional. 343 00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:31,233 Fuck it all. What should happen to me? 344 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:38,279 Nonsense. That only happens in scary movies. 345 00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,354 Yes, yes, yes... you little one, muddy, evil creature. - What the hell... 346 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:49,356 Yes! Right there! - But you're a dirty one, little girl. Daddy likes that. 347 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,319 You like to make raunchy sounds. 348 00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:00,360 Who is that then? - Baby, it wasn't at all so easy to find the right spot. 349 00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:05,354 Burt! - Hello! Beasto, buddy! - Burt, you crazy dog. 350 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,353 Hey, you got it here See a monkey running past? 351 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:12,400 Yes, in that direction. Has one great bride picked up. You understand? 352 00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,359 Hey! That's really a reason to end it. 353 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:19,393 Call me, when the fish has sucked here. 354 00:34:19,400 --> 00:34:23,314 Do you want me? Imposing a dialogue, squirrel? 355 00:34:23,320 --> 00:34:26,313 I am just because of the American ass party here. 356 00:34:26,320 --> 00:34:30,360 Make yourself useful and get me some Peanuts. - Two nuts are already here. 357 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,317 All you have to do is salt them... 358 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:38,358 Sorry about the door! I just had sex! 359 00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:44,354 All right, babies! Listen carefully! - This is Suzi X! 360 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:48,392 Then it occurs to me, I wanted to visit my sister in Newark. 361 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:52,360 I need her healing ointment on her fistula. See you then! 362 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:53,350 CLOSED 363 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,435 The little one, The one who cleans up is my girlfriend. 364 00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:02,433 What a delicious sight. Everything nice and fresh. 365 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:08,355 Do you feel like using your killer horns, to get into the circus business? 366 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,398 I should honk my horn get into your business? 367 00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,393 Then look at what my ass can do. 368 00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,393 Ow! My hand! You bitch. 369 00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:21,394 I need some information about an ugly, smelly monkey. 370 00:35:21,400 --> 00:35:25,394 I will pimple every one of you press until one pops. 371 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:35,389 Sorry, I have to answer it. My agent. Very important! What's new? 372 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,437 Really? Reality documentary? Good. 373 00:35:39,400 --> 00:35:43,474 So when Flavor Flav is on TV If I can look for a woman, why can't I? 374 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,392 MONKEY X 375 00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:51,476 Dr. Satan! On the monitor is the wrestler, who saw me kidnapping Miss Black! 376 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,430 Yes and? The cemetery is full of security guards. Don't shit your pants! 377 00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,392 It turned out pretty. 378 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,433 I'm not yelling at you! I'm not yelling at you. 379 00:36:08,440 --> 00:36:13,435 I'm just saying that I deserve to be a star. 380 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,478 I know I already am one. But I want to be a superstar. 381 00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:23,432 I have to hang up. 382 00:36:23,440 --> 00:36:27,480 Listen carefully. Nobody has me yet Chick turned into a pigeon. Understood? 383 00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:31,474 I've been kicked by the best. Joey the cockroach. Frankie, the idiot. 384 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,472 Jimmy the cracker. - All right, worm. 385 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:38,430 I count to three. Tell me: who works for the stinky monkey with the screw in his head? 386 00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,512 Or I blow your worm head into a million pieces. 387 00:36:41,520 --> 00:36:45,480 Yes, blow me. - Uno. - Fuck you! - Dos. 388 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:50,430 I bet you can't even count to three. - And three, I mean tres! 389 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:55,469 Listen, Blondie. I don't want to live anyway, you hear me! 390 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:58,551 Okay, he's with Dr. Satan! 391 00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:03,480 We have the name and address. Come on, let's go, Tin Man! 392 00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,551 Thanks, guys! Was fun! Ciao! 393 00:37:11,560 --> 00:37:15,520 You got the wrong guy picked on the wrong night. 394 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:20,515 And besides, I have a role right now lost to the whistle of “Malcolm in the Middle”! 395 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,510 Do you like that? 396 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:26,473 Just by doing push-ups and abdominal muscle training. 397 00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:30,520 Looks stupid but it works. My implant! 398 00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:36,594 Listen, assface. Get out of my sight! 399 00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,558 No, you disappear from my sight! 400 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:44,520 Come on, fly, Sally! - Absolutely not, Barbara! 401 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:48,514 Listen carefully, Mary. I'm a celebrity. First League. 402 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,513 And I don't have time for such shit! - Oh yes? 403 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:54,558 You are on private property, you stupid baby! 404 00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:58,519 Do not forget, what you wanted to say. Jallo? 405 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,592 Hold on tight, baby! I know where the monkey is. 406 00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:05,594 He works for Dr. satan, who wants to take over the world. 407 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:11,517 Yes, you heard that right! -Dr. Satan, holy crap! 408 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,592 What does the crazy want? old losers of my lady? 409 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:17,593 Did you say "your lady"? I knew it was about a pussy! 410 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,553 People with cell phones are so rude. 411 00:38:22,560 --> 00:38:24,552 Beasto? What is it? Everything okay? 412 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,552 Flavor Flav, is that you? 413 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:33,560 I've thought of something. But it won't be easy. 414 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:36,553 Beasto braked, but I'm not going away 415 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,552 when the brother is in trouble. 416 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,673 There's the fucker! My goodness! 417 00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,673 Damn, Otto! You should knock! 418 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:20,638 All right then. Who the hell is that? 419 00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:23,633 Stop the drama already. Nobody buys that. 420 00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:27,680 Of course everyone in this room knows who I am. Am I right, guys? 421 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:34,674 You! - Wait a second. I know you. 422 00:39:34,680 --> 00:39:38,674 You are the first grader, who had a crush on my sister. - No. 423 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,718 I am Dr. Satan! 424 00:39:42,640 --> 00:39:47,669 Yes. You're the little one Stevie “Pee Panties” Wachowski. 425 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:49,637 Be aggressive! 426 00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:09,680 Cool song, buddy! I have one too. Listen. - Stop it, man! 427 00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:16,672 You better watch this, ladies! 428 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:19,718 I am the greatest. Am fantastic. I am the best! 429 00:40:19,720 --> 00:40:24,715 We repeat ourselves. Hand me Velvet. Then I can spank your ass. 430 00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:28,714 Nothing will come of this, you wannabe athlete! Velvet by Black is mine! 431 00:40:28,720 --> 00:40:34,671 At midnight she will be mine unholy bride and belongs to me! Me alone! Me! 432 00:40:37,760 --> 00:40:40,753 Oh, is that mine? You excuse me. 433 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:46,675 Jallo? Yes, I hear you! Tell me the good news. 434 00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,799 Oh, really? - Krongarr, teach him discipline! 435 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:52,796 Yes, master. 436 00:40:57,760 --> 00:41:02,755 That's right, asshole! Let's see who spanked whose? I to you! 437 00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:08,710 Ouch! 438 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:15,710 There you are finally. Get me some more of that champagne. 439 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,757 Oh God. Hold still. 440 00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:20,798 Hey! Take care of mine Open your delicate little head, you creep! 441 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:24,714 I can too imagine something better! - Don't act like that! 442 00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:29,715 You're staring at my twins. Do you want? squirt your monkey juice on the milk cartons? 443 00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:32,758 I would rather my eyes peel out with a knife. 444 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:36,754 Put the twins to bed. - Pour me another drink, stupid. 445 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:37,796 Yes gladly. 446 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:41,798 Hey! You pollute my bathwater, you shaggy creature! 447 00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:46,795 What? Hey, that's not so bad. 448 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,759 The guy has hidden talents. 449 00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:53,800 What a smell! That's worse than the sewage from the Thames. 450 00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:57,760 Why did you stop? I'll tell you when it's over, shit! 451 00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:01,800 Sorry, that was such an oversight, like "007" with George Lazenby. 452 00:42:01,800 --> 00:42:05,840 An oversight? You can be happy to be able to enjoy my bush at all. 453 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:09,800 Hence Velvet by Black! - I need an oral irrigator immediately. 454 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,871 And brainwashing. 455 00:42:11,880 --> 00:42:15,874 How come? 456 00:42:16,840 --> 00:42:20,834 How come? 457 00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:25,835 Hey brother, come on down again! - That's typical again. 458 00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:30,790 Who was that? Who dares to disturb me in my big moments? 459 00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:36,831 Me, brother. The toughest mat grabber this side of your mom's panties. 460 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,877 El Gato! 461 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,838 Who cares? As you can see, I'm very busy. 462 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,834 Okay, a little higher. - Something like that? - A little more. - Really? - Good! 463 00:42:46,840 --> 00:42:48,832 Sixty-seven the second! 464 00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:54,880 Damned. Do you see? That's what happens. 465 00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:58,840 And that to me. Text, please! - How come! 466 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:00,877 How come? Oh yeah, right. How come. 467 00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:04,912 How come? 468 00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:09,874 How come? 469 00:43:10,840 --> 00:43:16,837 I can't believe it. My role model chained like in Guantanamo. 470 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:19,878 Yes? But that is just a short-term setback. 471 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,830 Do you remember when I was the madman? Earth's crust held up my head? - No. 472 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:27,912 He was crushed, like I was a tick! But then when I... 473 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:31,958 Very nice. But I have to concentrate on my escape plan. 474 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,953 Later they were added to me the eggs ripped off. - Craziness. 475 00:43:35,880 --> 00:43:37,872 Your family must be proud of you. 476 00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,873 They sure have you baked a cake. - No. 477 00:43:40,880 --> 00:43:42,951 As a diabetic I'm not allowed to eat cake. 478 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:47,876 But they gave me a few for that Bull eggs transplanted. Do you see? 479 00:43:47,880 --> 00:43:50,918 I hope that this doesn't get any more disgusting. 480 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:56,871 A cute butt. Firm yet soft. I love him. 481 00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,873 Attention, full throttle on the twelve! Here we go, Big Daddy. 482 00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:05,872 I like the new two-wheeler. 483 00:44:05,880 --> 00:44:11,000 But the design of your joystick resembles more of a dildo. 484 00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,993 A dildo? No. 485 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:16,959 That was more like the aerodynamic design. 486 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,919 I have before Of course everything is calculated. 487 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:21,912 Because I... - Time for a new outfit. 488 00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,992 If someone notices, that I wear the same thing in two adventures, 489 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:27,913 My fan club would never forgive me for that. 490 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:31,960 I can understand that. That can be really painful. 491 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,910 Suzi. Boobies. - Wow, Murray, you're really awesome! 492 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,913 You can consider yourself lucky that you have no heart. 493 00:44:39,920 --> 00:44:42,913 You never have to Feel the blood in your veins. 494 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:48,917 Like the red juice in your most important ones Organs pumps. Heart pounding, pulsating. 495 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:51,913 Swelling, pumping. 496 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,994 Power your device back on. I'm telling you when we need the big guns. 497 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:07,032 Murray, I believe we have company! 498 00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:09,992 See! There they are! 499 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:15,993 Love is a battlefield. 500 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:20,998 The Wisdom of Benatar. Witness the carnage, Otto. 501 00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,950 Welcome to the Hall of Frozen Ex-Wives. 502 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:34,035 Twenty-two failed marriages. What did i do wrong? 503 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:39,035 For example Deidre, the medical student. How I adored her. 504 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,990 She was beneath you, sir. And under every Manchester United man. 505 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:46,071 So? What do you know, monkey head! 506 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,039 Anyway, she was boring. 507 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:53,034 My second marriage to Lilith was a rampant downward spiral. 508 00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:58,080 Shirley. She was sweet. But she had problems with her father. 509 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:02,040 Oh, Mary. There were philosophical differences. 510 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:07,035 Impola, she never let me get close to her. Sarah, with extreme emotional swings. 511 00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:12,069 The sex was too mechanical. Too clingy. Too bossy. Slurped while doing it. 512 00:46:12,080 --> 00:46:17,075 My shirts. No, wrong! Nope, nope! Too nosey. 513 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:22,030 Thoroughly intimidating, bro. Twenty-two wives, Otto. 514 00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:26,034 Each of them a major disaster. And a total waste of time! 515 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:29,033 But how I loved her. 516 00:46:29,040 --> 00:46:34,035 Nothing will stop me now! Get me Velvet by Black right now! 517 00:46:35,040 --> 00:46:38,033 What was that? - I'll tell you if you ask me. 518 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:42,034 But with you you can get along difficult to maintain. - Shit. 519 00:46:42,040 --> 00:46:47,069 If that was a rat... I'm only afraid of two things in the world. 520 00:46:47,080 --> 00:46:51,074 In front of my Uncle Carl in a thong and rats. 521 00:46:51,080 --> 00:46:55,120 I have bad news for you. And really bad ones. 522 00:46:55,120 --> 00:47:00,070 What are the bad ones! - Hey, Beasto. Want will you be my bad little pony? How about it? 523 00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:04,074 Uncle Carl! Jesus, Mary, that can't be true. 524 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:08,074 And the really bad news? - Hey, take a look at this. 525 00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:16,156 Okay, done. 526 00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:21,076 To see something like that, people would pay a lot of money. - I can't stand this. 527 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:24,118 I can't die like this! I'm a celebrity! 528 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:28,160 Wachowski! You can do it drop your pants. 529 00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,160 Ah, my pretty Miss X. 530 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,192 You thought we had each other Last time you saw it, right? 531 00:47:57,120 --> 00:48:01,160 That's what I hoped. That's why I have I also changed clothes. Do you like it? 532 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:08,191 Oh, yes! Keep going. - Kitty. 533 00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:12,114 Baby, you're really hot. 534 00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:15,158 Wow! If I don't so rickety... - Sexy mom. 535 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:19,200 Shut up, big bourgeois! Really clever, Miss X. 536 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,195 But apparently you have the Nazi curse not yet common, right? 537 00:48:24,200 --> 00:48:27,193 Which one do you mean? There are so many. 538 00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:31,160 There are fucking Nazis. Damn Nazis. Nazi assholes. 539 00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:34,198 Nazi cocks. Nazi idiots. Nazi wankers. 540 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,237 The list goes on and on. 541 00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:40,200 That's funny. So funny I forget to laugh. 542 00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:43,159 No, my pretty one. The Nazi curse proclaims: 543 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:50,158 Whoever conquers the soul of the leader pays with the second entry of the Third Reich. 544 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,232 arise, Soldiers of the Third Reich! 545 00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:01,239 Now no one is laughing anymore! Just me! 546 00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:04,233 Because it's all about the context, if you understand! 547 00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,197 Correct me. 548 00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,274 But is the second entry of the Third Reich not the first of the Fourth? 549 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,270 What did you say? 550 00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:18,275 When the New Kingdom comes after three, Shouldn't it be four then, you complete idiot? 551 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:22,240 You're right. At least you know what you're talking about. 552 00:49:23,240 --> 00:49:27,234 Technically this is correct! - Wilhelm, do you know what you could do? 553 00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:32,315 Shut up! - Forget it. - Let's get out of here. - Yes, let's go. - Wait! 554 00:49:32,320 --> 00:49:37,270 No! Come out again! soldiers of the Fourth or Third Reich! Stands up! 555 00:49:38,280 --> 00:49:41,273 Makes it dependent however you want to count it. 556 00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,274 And who is your daddy now? Exactly, it's me. 557 00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:49,320 Murray, I don't need to tell you what to do. - Then let's get started! 558 00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:58,230 So, Dr. Satan? Are you a doctor? Do you have a doctorate or what? 559 00:49:58,240 --> 00:50:04,237 Velvet, you are the most enchanting woman, that I have ever met... 560 00:50:05,240 --> 00:50:07,232 I don't give a shit. 561 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:11,233 I don't want to right away fall into the house with the door. 562 00:50:11,240 --> 00:50:15,280 But the truth is that I am I had a crush on you. - Oh God! 563 00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,274 Yes, I feel the same way. You have a nice hut. Can't complain. 564 00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:23,354 When my colleagues come over, the bitches will be really jealous. 565 00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:26,272 Velvet, I can't hold on to myself anymore! 566 00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:31,309 Fifty percent of everything you see here is yours! If you become my bride. 567 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,280 Oh, Satan. You horny little sack. 568 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:40,355 And now, my dearest... And now! 569 00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:44,351 Otto! Where the hell is the ring?! 570 00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:48,320 Do you know how hard that is, sawing off a finger from a corpse? 571 00:50:51,280 --> 00:50:53,351 I'm a little embarrassed now. 572 00:50:58,400 --> 00:51:00,357 "Lightly used" 60 carat cubic zirconia 573 00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,357 Be my number twenty-three. 574 00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:13,320 That's how I imagined it, Triebling! That's really cool! 575 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,391 Yes, I am yours! Let's let the pig out! 576 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:23,357 We'll soon be the best, celebrate a Polish wedding of all time! 577 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:30,350 You just have to understand that is not a training, but a lifestyle. 578 00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:35,355 Look at me. I don't eat carbohydrates, I don't eat after eight and I stick to it. 579 00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:55,431 You know we're lost now! - Not so fast, my big-eyed friend. 580 00:51:55,440 --> 00:52:00,390 I didn't come here to be like one Transvestite dying during his defloration. 581 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,357 Music. 582 00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,474 Idiot, idiot, idiot! - What the... - Asshole, pig, cocksucker! 583 00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:40,434 That was fun. I haven't had a fight like that in a long time. 584 00:52:40,440 --> 00:52:45,435 Wait, I hear something. Is that Jaromir Vejvoda? The Polka King? 585 00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,433 So really, outrageous. - Come on! 586 00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:53,474 First he takes my balls as a nutcracker and then I should run like a young god. 587 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,510 Enemy at five o'clock! 588 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:03,440 Crap! When I woke up this morning, I was still in such a good mood. 589 00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:06,433 Does it bother you? What if I borrow it for a moment? 590 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:11,473 Now we're taking the helm. I'm going in there! 591 00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:14,439 Do you want to go in there? That's very brave. 592 00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:21,469 Damn, Otto. Today is a special day for me. And these two will ruin him. 593 00:53:21,480 --> 00:53:24,473 So you think I see it all too narrowly? 594 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:27,473 I don't claim that you see everything too closely, sir. 595 00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:31,440 Whose idea was it? the cascading waterfall full of shrimp? 596 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:37,560 Your. - And who wanted you? with a life-size ice sculpture 597 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:43,509 his supreme evil Dr. Satan in all his ways Surprise splendor and beauty? Who? 598 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:45,512 Didn't you? - I did. 599 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:52,518 Nice, but you have once thought about it, 600 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,513 if you don't act like a weirdo would - 601 00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:58,513 Wow at the top, ugh at the bottom - then you would have noticed 602 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:04,471 that the two superheroes just ruin my master plan? 603 00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:06,517 You stupid primate! 604 00:54:07,520 --> 00:54:11,514 Fuck you and your stupid shrimps, I'll do it my way! 605 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:13,591 Ow! Don't touch me! 606 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:18,516 “They’ll laugh at you, Steven. Everyone will laugh at you." Do you hear? 607 00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:20,596 Ouch. 608 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:29,589 You don't all have to squeeze in here, Another shuttle will arrive in a few minutes. 609 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:32,556 Perfect. 610 00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:35,598 There are enough sausages there for everyone in a dressing gown. 611 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:40,516 Hi! - Belong to the bride or to the bosom... groom? 612 00:54:40,520 --> 00:54:43,513 To the groom, sweetie. - Bitch. 613 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:46,592 Please, Mildred, don't make a scene. She seems very nice. 614 00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:50,550 Huh! 615 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:56,560 Listen, Letrecia, I'm telling you he's a dirty old bitch, 616 00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,598 but I will get all the money, not half. 617 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,559 I'm just giving myself satisfied with both halves. 618 00:55:04,560 --> 00:55:07,598 Darling, how far along are you? The guests are arriving soon. 619 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:10,593 You're not talking to me or am I already dressed? 620 00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:13,593 Shake your ass back to the door! Shit! 621 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:18,550 I just thought that I... - What? - I... - What? 622 00:55:18,560 --> 00:55:23,589 I thought... - What? Either you spit it out or you disappear! 623 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:27,594 Please, sugar ass! Do you always have to be so vulgar? 624 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:31,598 Today is our day. Think about the shrimp. 625 00:55:31,600 --> 00:55:35,640 I'll be done when I'm done, okay? Are you actually always like that? 626 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:39,634 You're acting like an idiot! - Like an idiot? 627 00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:41,677 No, not always my dearest one. 628 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:44,639 WOUND - CRIBLE - KILL - SHUT UP, BITCH 629 00:55:44,640 --> 00:55:47,599 Tell Dr. Farewell to Satan! 630 00:55:55,640 --> 00:56:00,635 Do you have any objection, Otto? - I'll save that for later, sir. 631 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:03,633 Then bring this frozen bitch now to the altar! 632 00:56:04,600 --> 00:56:08,640 Don't you agree? Does the roast somehow taste like shit? 633 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:11,717 I'll take a look mingle with the guests. 634 00:56:11,720 --> 00:56:15,680 Holy mother tit! What wonderful ass cheeks! 635 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,712 Hello, badass! Get naked! 636 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:26,638 Do you want to move in there or what? - Suzy. That would be incest. 637 00:56:28,640 --> 00:56:32,714 I ask for your attention! You can go back to your seats. 638 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:35,713 The wedding will begin soon. 639 00:56:35,720 --> 00:56:38,713 All right, brother, why did you summon me here? 640 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:42,680 It was all about a P-U-S-S-Y? 641 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:46,640 And? Am I right? - No! 642 00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,712 I mean, yes... But then again not. 643 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:56,718 And then maybe but still. Ow! Listen. Dr. Satan is Steve Wachowski. 644 00:56:56,720 --> 00:56:59,758 And if he marries that chick we'll all be roasted. 645 00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:04,676 Steve Wachowski? By that name even rips off my panties. 646 00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:06,672 But only, if I wore one. 647 00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:11,675 Maybe the sentence rings a bell for you: "Eat me up, I'm your love muffin"? 648 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:15,754 I think I puked inside. We have to stop him! Stop! 649 00:57:15,760 --> 00:57:17,717 How should we do it? 650 00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,673 Hey baby! Show me your titties! 651 00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:35,720 Madame, hold your meat pillows covered, please. - You can call me, monkey. 652 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:38,717 To each his own. 653 00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,753 Dear wedding community, we have gathered here, 654 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,710 about these two souls into the unholy state of marriage. 655 00:57:49,720 --> 00:57:54,749 Tears would be good now. - However. Today we marry Dr. Wachowski... 656 00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:57,753 I mean of course "Satan" and his big titted... 657 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:02,710 Don't you think we're the same? should kick some satanic ass? 658 00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,757 Trust me. The plan is foolproof. 659 00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:07,753 Before they both say "yes" I just have to pull the rope. 660 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:10,832 Come on, I got you ever disappointed, sis? 661 00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:15,760 Yes. Than you alone against this man-eating alligator men 662 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:17,831 let us fight on Venus! Forget? - Ow! 663 00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,800 Just because I missed the flight. First class was fully booked. 664 00:58:21,800 --> 00:58:24,793 I hate it, hanging out in business class. 665 00:58:24,800 --> 00:58:28,840 If I don't fly first class, Everyone thinks I'm a complete idiot. 666 00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:32,753 So I have one Completely clean slate, little sister. 667 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:37,834 If there is anyone who has objections, that the two enter into marriage, 668 00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:40,833 then he speaks now, or may remain silent forever. 669 00:58:42,800 --> 00:58:46,794 Then there was the massacre of vampire women that you overslept. 670 00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,838 And? Does it ring your bell now? Ding dong! - Sure it rings. 671 00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,834 It wasn't my fault. The alarm clock was set for mid-morning. Really. 672 00:58:54,840 --> 00:58:56,797 06:00 afternoon 673 00:58:56,800 --> 00:58:59,872 Do you, Velvet from Black, want this... 674 00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:02,871 ...this bookish nightmare of a man 675 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:05,839 to yours take a terrifying husband? 676 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:09,880 Do I look so stupid? I mean, I want to. I do love him. 677 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:15,795 Dr. Satan, do you want Velvet by Black to your unjustly wedded whore... 678 00:59:15,800 --> 00:59:18,838 ...I mean, take a wife? - I want! 679 00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:21,837 Have you heard anything? - Pull! 680 00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:24,833 I hereby pronounce you husband and wife. 681 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:27,792 Watch out! 682 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:26,952 Yes! Nice move, Shakespeare. - Actually, I had imagined it differently. 683 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,874 Oki doki, artichokes. I'll do it my way! 684 01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:34,956 Kawa-ya! 685 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:45,911 You're too late! Satan, bombayeah! Satan, bombayeah! 686 01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,913 Come back to yourself, Beasto! We have to save the earth! 687 01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,877 Candies are delicious. 688 01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,997 Finally my dream has come true! 689 01:01:03,000 --> 01:01:08,997 Steve Wachowski, Vice President of the Chess clubs and Suzi X the beautiful ball queen 690 01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:13,916 finally united! - Not so tight, you're crushing my twins. 691 01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:20,914 No, he's not serious. You'll regret this! 692 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,952 SPECIAL NOTIFICATION 693 01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:13,034 Santa Claus is dead. Evil wins. 694 01:02:14,040 --> 01:02:16,032 Is there... Stop it you fuckers! 695 01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,078 Is there anyone who can still save us now? 696 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,040 There they are. I see you. - What? Give it to me already! - Ouch! 697 01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:36,000 Two-track driving Wannabe pimp ass son of a bitch! 698 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:38,037 I'm going to beat his red ass! 699 01:02:39,000 --> 01:02:40,036 TOWN HALL 700 01:02:44,000 --> 01:02:48,040 Isn't that wonderful? Just the two of us, reminiscing. 701 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:54,034 It's almost like it used to be during the heat free in high school. 702 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,032 Paws off, Dr. Perverse! 703 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,078 Do you remember how I told you? pined after my song? 704 01:03:01,080 --> 01:03:04,039 If you love blueberries, kiss my toes. 705 01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:07,112 If you like apple sauce, lick my nose. 706 01:03:07,120 --> 01:03:11,034 If you're hungry for one sticky-sweet drug rush, 707 01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,077 yes, then eat me up, baby! 708 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:19,115 Baby, eat me up, because I am your real love muffin! 709 01:03:22,040 --> 01:03:25,033 Put that bitch down now! 710 01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:32,036 I said, paws off from that damn blonde chick! 711 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:34,157 What? Who are you calling a blonde chick! 712 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:41,078 It may well be that I mean you! You're the only blonde whore I see! 713 01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:47,115 Please excuse me, Dr. Satan. Would you let me down for a moment? 714 01:03:47,120 --> 01:03:50,079 I don't think so that this is such a good... 715 01:03:52,120 --> 01:03:56,080 I said put me down! - Of course, sweetie. 716 01:03:59,080 --> 01:04:02,118 Yo! What was that earlier, bitch? - Am I mumbling? 717 01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:04,112 Understood! Catfight! 718 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:06,112 Wait a minute, I'll show you! 719 01:04:08,120 --> 01:04:10,112 Pleito de gato! 720 01:04:10,120 --> 01:04:13,192 Is it abnormal that this turns me on? 721 01:04:13,200 --> 01:04:16,113 Blondie, you're keen on something like that. 722 01:04:39,160 --> 01:04:41,152 I'll show you! 723 01:04:47,160 --> 01:04:48,150 You whore! 724 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:55,238 Say my name, bitch! How does that feel, Mamita? Ow! 725 01:05:02,200 --> 01:05:05,193 They should get naked! Show us the boobs! 726 01:05:51,240 --> 01:05:53,232 Who is the whore here? Stupid whore! 727 01:05:53,240 --> 01:05:58,269 And the new Mrs Satan through technical knockout in the first round is: 728 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:00,272 Suzy X! 729 01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:05,196 You want to leave Velvet from Black? Fuck you! 730 01:06:05,200 --> 01:06:08,238 I have a marriage contract. Bad luck! 731 01:06:10,280 --> 01:06:13,193 It is now null and void. 732 01:06:15,280 --> 01:06:18,318 doctor, But you don't look good at all. 733 01:06:18,320 --> 01:06:23,270 Something funny is going on in front of your upper room. - What the hell... 734 01:06:24,280 --> 01:06:27,239 According to the satanic manual... - Manual? 735 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:32,235 Satanic? Is that all, What do you writers think of this? 736 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:36,234 Hey, Shakespeare! The strike is over. Get back to work! 737 01:06:36,240 --> 01:06:39,233 All right folks, let's get this over with. 738 01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:43,280 You have this book and you never said a word? You idiot! 739 01:06:45,280 --> 01:06:48,273 Give it to me already! Dr. Satan shrinks to normal size when he 740 01:06:48,280 --> 01:06:53,309 his unholy bride under his hoof crushed by the crescent moon. - It's me. 741 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:55,357 And a Barry Manilow albino look-alike 742 01:06:55,360 --> 01:06:58,319 must under rainbow sparks Sing "Copacabana". 743 01:06:58,320 --> 01:07:01,358 And a cat has to scream Moroccan death song. 744 01:07:01,360 --> 01:07:05,274 Now where can we get a cat like that? - Hey buddy. 745 01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:09,274 I don't want to be rude, but when you look at your crotch, 746 01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:12,273 one might think, that your body purrs! 747 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,273 Get me the fuck out of here! 748 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:22,350 I had forgotten that. 749 01:07:27,320 --> 01:07:31,314 Don't worry, Suzi! - Thank you, my steely lifesaver. 750 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,391 That's me, Suzi. Murray loves Suzi. 751 01:07:33,400 --> 01:07:36,359 All right, that's just me a little smaller, so what? 752 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:39,319 I know how high school works. 753 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:44,349 I got the prom queen and it's time to put the school bully in his place. 754 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:52,315 A doctor! - We are now finally finished? - Yes, I think so. 755 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,397 Oh, my poor blueberries! 756 01:07:58,400 --> 01:08:03,316 And now some pretty ones Punches in the little ass face. 757 01:08:09,400 --> 01:08:15,431 And now, my dear muffin... - Sir, could I give you the good old one in return? 758 01:08:15,440 --> 01:08:18,353 Recommend Brixton 9000? 759 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:36,398 What the hell are you staring at? You bird. - Nada, my amigo. This is Spanish. 760 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:44,354 Okay, the only thing what we should do now is run! 761 01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:46,397 Drive like you stole it! 762 01:08:54,480 --> 01:08:59,396 Short-term setback. But I'll get it back easily. 763 01:09:06,480 --> 01:09:08,437 Oh, sweet heaven. 764 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:15,437 OK. Did it again. 765 01:09:16,400 --> 01:09:19,393 Save the world is just like riding a bike. 766 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:22,472 I know what he's getting at. - Believe me, you can't unlearn it. 767 01:09:23,400 --> 01:09:26,393 Come on, Murray, let's go. - Some say it's my strength. 768 01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:31,394 Have you seen how I... Now? 769 01:09:31,400 --> 01:09:34,472 Ladies? Do you fancy hot wings? 770 01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,510 AND NOW BACK TO... 771 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:39,479 Welcome at the Morris Green Show. 772 01:09:39,480 --> 01:09:44,509 Ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is a big favorite of my wife Dotie. 773 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,480 She loves two men seen in a sweaty embrace. 774 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,517 Preferably in the wrestling ring. 775 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:53,513 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Mr. Superbeasto! 776 01:09:53,520 --> 01:09:56,479 Nice to see you, my loves. 777 01:09:57,480 --> 01:10:00,473 We're glad you have time. How are you doing? 778 01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:05,430 I don't want to dwell on it, that I saved the planet again. 779 01:10:05,440 --> 01:10:07,511 I just can't help it. 780 01:10:07,520 --> 01:10:12,436 They also have a rock and roll CD brought out. Isn't that fantastic? 781 01:10:12,440 --> 01:10:17,469 Where did you get those? - Your press agent happened to send it to me. 782 01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:20,473 I'm with a few guys made such a small project. 783 01:10:20,480 --> 01:10:24,474 The group is called: Loverboy. 784 01:10:47,480 --> 01:10:49,472 Fast! Otherwise you'll miss it! 785 01:10:49,480 --> 01:10:53,599 Take it easy, Mister Robot. I've seen it all before. 786 01:10:53,600 --> 01:10:57,514 I heard that recently a little mechanical boy 787 01:10:57,520 --> 01:11:00,513 was naughty and must be punished severely for it. 788 01:11:00,520 --> 01:11:02,512 Cruel lot. 789 01:11:03,600 --> 01:11:06,593 As I see, there is great excitement under the covers. 790 01:11:06,600 --> 01:11:09,559 This function is not functional! 791 01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:13,600 Then we should make a new modification to it. 792 01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:17,514 Yes, Master Suzi, If you think it's right, you're welcome. 793 01:11:20,560 --> 01:11:24,600 Then buckle up, Murray. It's going to be a fun night. 794 01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,559 Yes, baby, faster! 795 01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:32,555 Good heavens, that's fantastic! Craziness! This should never stop! 796 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,552 Oh God, give me strength! 797 01:11:44,600 --> 01:11:48,594 Why do you sit me down night after night? this meaningless drivel? 798 01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:53,550 Why not turn on the BBC? There is one Documentary about Lord Byron's teacup collection. 799 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:56,632 Don't talk like a book. You're not here to talk. 800 01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,600 Grab me with your dirty paws, you damn crazy monkey. 801 01:12:09,600 --> 01:12:11,592 Don't be so rude! Understood? 802 01:12:16,600 --> 01:12:18,637 END 803 01:12:20,600 --> 01:12:24,640 Hey, there you are again. Unfortunately we can no longer meet here. 804 01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:27,678 Did you like the film? Anyway, my part was good. 805 01:12:27,680 --> 01:12:32,596 I would have it too without this banal humor. 806 01:12:32,600 --> 01:12:37,595 Instead of an imaginative punch line there are just a few titties. 807 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:43,629 Not that I'm complaining. But real whoppers 808 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,633 I've had it since Ave Gardner not seen. That was a porch. 809 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:52,635 Okey dokey, Smokey. You'd best leave now. Yes. 810 01:12:53,600 --> 01:12:56,638 No no. Go ahead, I'll do it here. 811 01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:01,720 OK. Alright, you wouldn't have it any other way! 812 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,673 Hello, people, My name is Betty Sue Lou. 813 01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:10,640 It's my honor to welcome my special guests today. 814 01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:14,634 Back from hers All-you-can-eat fish popper days tour 815 01:13:14,640 --> 01:13:18,680 at the “Barn Door” in Ruggsville. Just off Exit 7, along Route 91. 816 01:13:18,680 --> 01:13:23,630 Here they are already. The unique Banjo and Sullivan. 817 01:14:18,800 --> 01:14:23,750 All right, Pops. I think it's time to end the fiasco of this film screening. 818 01:14:23,760 --> 01:14:25,717 Say "Goodnight, Gracie." 819 01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:34,711 Come with me, baby! Let it crack. - But that will leave a few scars. 820 01:16:57,920 --> 01:17:02,870 And next summer EL BEASTO is coming "The one with the golden fireballs" 821 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:08,958 Make room for daddy. Kawa-ya-yaaaa! 822 01:17:10,880 --> 01:17:12,951 Hello, officer. Anyone arrested today? 823 01:17:13,880 --> 01:17:15,951 Nice hammer. Where is Old Shatterhand? 824 01:17:15,960 --> 01:17:19,920 Take a look at that. The pants should be banned. 825 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:24,920 Hey, here you can dance with men, without immediately being considered gay. 826 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:29,952 I don't care about my laundry. I'm not a fucking cowboy. 827 01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:31,910 Slut!