1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.SubtitleDB.org today 2 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,254 Take it easy! 3 00:00:45,421 --> 00:00:46,797 One at a time! 4 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,925 Stand back! Come on, stand back! 5 00:00:50,092 --> 00:00:52,094 You'll knock over the railing! 6 00:00:52,470 --> 00:00:53,220 Get back! 7 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:54,680 Let us in! 8 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,599 My papers are in order! 9 00:00:56,807 --> 00:01:00,436 Three robberies! Two rapes! What else do I have to do? 10 00:01:00,603 --> 00:01:03,147 We told you, it's full! No one else can come in! 11 00:01:03,439 --> 00:01:04,440 It can't be full! 12 00:01:04,607 --> 00:01:06,192 That guy just came out! 13 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:09,153 This is prison, not a parking lot! Fire a round in the air. 14 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:10,738 Torrente! 15 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:12,281 Great to see you! 16 00:01:12,823 --> 00:01:15,785 What did they do to you in there? 17 00:01:15,951 --> 00:01:20,372 You look worn out, older, like somebody else. 18 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:23,834 So do you, Cuco. Did I say a damn word? 19 00:01:24,001 --> 00:01:25,961 Cuco is somebody else, Mr. Torrente. 20 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:29,757 He spent a year in detox on my ranch. He's a new man. 21 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:31,592 Who the fuck is this? 22 00:01:32,009 --> 00:01:34,720 My cousin Jesusin. I told you about him 23 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:36,388 when we were in Marbella. 24 00:01:36,555 --> 00:01:37,848 He looks pretty damn stupid. 25 00:01:38,015 --> 00:01:39,183 He's a good person. 26 00:01:39,475 --> 00:01:41,018 Got a suitcase or something? 27 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:42,144 The clothes on my back. 28 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:43,938 Let's hit the road! 29 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:51,987 I really missed you, Torrente! I thought about you a lot 30 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,864 while you were in jail. 31 00:01:54,657 --> 00:01:58,661 Hey, nothing wrong with being in jail, okay? 32 00:01:59,078 --> 00:02:02,790 Not everyone can say they had an experience like that. 33 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:07,086 You're a free man now. We can go anywhere you want. 34 00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:12,675 Must have been the Catalonians. 35 00:02:12,842 --> 00:02:15,511 Things got out of hand when they got their independence last year. 36 00:02:15,678 --> 00:02:20,057 But we can clean it up and it'll be like new. 37 00:02:20,683 --> 00:02:21,767 Cheer up! 38 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:24,687 Sir... sir... 39 00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:29,608 Fresh flowers for tomb, 2,000 pesetas. For baby. 40 00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:32,611 Have you got 2,000 pesetas, kid? 41 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:39,827 I can't even look at it! 42 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:42,413 Let's go, I can't be here. 43 00:02:42,580 --> 00:02:44,165 Come on, Torrente. It's okay. 44 00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:50,963 Where do you want to go now? 45 00:02:51,130 --> 00:02:52,882 I want to get my car back. 46 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:56,218 I left it with Peladilla to watch it. 47 00:02:57,928 --> 00:03:01,682 Wait until you see it, cuz. A collector's edition. 48 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:03,434 A tuned-UP machine! 49 00:03:05,352 --> 00:03:07,688 There's a man living in your car. 50 00:03:09,773 --> 00:03:11,859 - It's a black guy! as the night. 51 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,112 Is nothing sacred in this country? 52 00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,281 Nobody respects anything! 53 00:03:36,008 --> 00:03:37,218 No! 54 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,054 Damn you! 55 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:45,809 You destroyed it! Damn you all! 56 00:03:45,976 --> 00:03:46,936 Damn you! 57 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,729 VICENTE CALDERON STADIUM 58 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:52,274 - It's okay, Mr. Torrente. - Get up, you'll get dirty. 59 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:55,319 Besides, they built it somewhere else. 60 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,988 No. 61 00:03:58,364 --> 00:04:00,658 It can't be. My whole life dedicated 62 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,035 to upholding and serving the law. 63 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:04,787 Handing out justice 64 00:04:04,954 --> 00:04:08,374 with criteria and "Spartanian" discipline! 65 00:04:09,083 --> 00:04:13,128 My only goal was to help Spain achieve greatness! 66 00:04:13,420 --> 00:04:15,631 And after being unjustly incarcerated, 67 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:19,593 I get out and witness this infamy! This misery! 68 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:25,349 This moral and ethical decadence! This disgrace! This godlessness! 69 00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:26,809 Keep it together, Torrente. 70 00:04:26,976 --> 00:04:30,604 It's over. No more Mister Perfect Citizen. 71 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:34,692 No more Mister Example of Model Behavior and Civility. 72 00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:37,653 They better get ready, because from now on, 73 00:04:37,820 --> 00:04:41,240 from this moment on, they can consider me... 74 00:04:41,907 --> 00:04:43,784 an outlaw. 75 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:05,973 OPERATION EUROVEGAS 76 00:06:50,411 --> 00:06:54,832 Tonight's news is brought to you by Cascajares Chicken Roast. 77 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,418 This morning President Mariano Rajoy 78 00:06:57,584 --> 00:07:00,212 met with opposition leader Pablo Iglesias 79 00:07:00,379 --> 00:07:03,757 to sign the new salary reduction agreement into law. 80 00:07:03,924 --> 00:07:06,677 The new average salary will be 98,000 pesetas. 81 00:07:06,844 --> 00:07:09,513 We went into the street to ask the public 82 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:13,600 how they're managing since our expulsion from the European Union, 83 00:07:13,767 --> 00:07:14,643 the disappearance of the euro 84 00:07:14,810 --> 00:07:15,853 and the return of the peseta. 85 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,230 The peseta? Spanish, as usual. 86 00:07:18,397 --> 00:07:21,024 Great, great. It's fine. 87 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:22,693 The peseta? Of course. 88 00:07:22,860 --> 00:07:24,403 Our dear peseta. 89 00:07:24,570 --> 00:07:28,073 Total disaster. We're not conscious of the debt we have to pay, 90 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,535 which is in euros, with pesetas, losing their value... 91 00:07:31,702 --> 00:07:35,664 Viva España! Dubari dubari doo, Andalusia I love you. 92 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:39,835 The new pesetas once again are a part of our daily lives. 93 00:07:40,002 --> 00:07:42,713 As you can see, some people still have their doubts. 94 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:46,216 AH euro accounts have been automatically turned to pesetas, 95 00:07:47,551 --> 00:07:50,888 while 16% of those accounts have been confiscated by the government 96 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:53,182 to reduce the national debt. 97 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:57,269 Valencia has been chosen for the world's largest radioactive dump. 98 00:07:57,561 --> 00:07:59,897 The dump, which will open in 2020 99 00:08:00,063 --> 00:08:03,317 and will be built on the Mediterranean coast, 100 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,612 will be a goldmine for the area... 101 00:08:07,154 --> 00:08:08,906 Ben appetit, NH. Torrente. 102 00:08:09,573 --> 00:08:10,240 Thanks. 103 00:08:11,116 --> 00:08:12,701 That's more like it. 104 00:08:13,035 --> 00:08:15,412 I'm starting to feel better. 105 00:08:16,079 --> 00:08:17,915 Some fried churros. 106 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,500 Are you gonna eat those? 107 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:24,087 No, they're for the road. Our mission is starting. Let's go. 108 00:08:28,717 --> 00:08:30,844 The best way to tune up your intellect. 109 00:08:31,053 --> 00:08:32,888 Human relations. 110 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,974 Okay, Okay- 111 00:08:36,725 --> 00:08:39,895 - Your turn, kid. - I can't. I have a girlfriend now. 112 00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:43,148 Besides, I'm against exploiting women. 113 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,193 Exploiting women? What bullshit. 114 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,695 Your cousin is paying this whore good money. 115 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:51,198 This South American has a family to feed. 116 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,574 Hey, I'm Spanish! 117 00:08:52,741 --> 00:08:55,536 I'm paying off my master's degree in renewable energy. 118 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,538 That's it, keep studying. 119 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:58,622 Wanna give it a shot? 120 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:02,751 I'm against exploiting women too. 121 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:05,712 But hey, as long as I'm the one paying for it... 122 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:08,382 Find anything down there? 123 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:13,262 What a disgrace. People don't get high in these places anymore. 124 00:09:16,390 --> 00:09:19,226 Not quite, Torrente. You can still find something. 125 00:09:19,393 --> 00:09:22,604 People are back since official said the crisis is over. 126 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:25,941 - I thought you quit. - I did, I'm clean now. 127 00:09:26,108 --> 00:09:28,902 Well, a little Diazepam, Clorazepam, Ketamine, 128 00:09:29,069 --> 00:09:31,196 Vicodine, Roipnol... 129 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:33,365 and children's aspirin. 130 00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:34,950 Look, Torrente! 131 00:09:35,534 --> 00:09:36,868 What the fuck is that? 132 00:09:37,035 --> 00:09:38,412 My Mortadelo collection. 133 00:09:38,579 --> 00:09:40,789 My cousin is awesome. 134 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:44,126 When a chick falls asleep, he gives her a Mortadelo. 135 00:09:44,293 --> 00:09:48,005 He puts his balls over her eyes with a pair of glasses 136 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:52,384 and his dick covering her nose, then he takes a photo. 137 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:55,679 Young people have degenerated beyond belief. 138 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,014 Out of the way, kid. 139 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,891 The stuff accumulates on the edge of the lid. 140 00:10:00,058 --> 00:10:01,768 This is where you can find some. 141 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:07,399 I got something there, I just don't know what. 142 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,443 Juan Carlos! 143 00:10:10,152 --> 00:10:13,697 The laws have ignored us, treated us like trash. 144 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,032 But it's time to rebel. 145 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:19,161 Yeah, we should hold up a bank or something. 146 00:10:19,328 --> 00:10:22,456 A bank? That's for low-lifes. 147 00:10:22,623 --> 00:10:24,625 We have class, style! 148 00:10:27,878 --> 00:10:31,465 We're going to rob three Eurovegas casinos in one night. 149 00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,300 That's impossible, Mr. Torrente. 150 00:10:33,467 --> 00:10:34,134 Why impossible? 151 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:38,597 Because only one is finished and operational. 152 00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:41,016 Damn, that's even better! 153 00:10:41,183 --> 00:10:43,602 Your cousin's a real ball buster. 154 00:11:13,131 --> 00:11:15,509 Here... I feel free here. 155 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:17,469 This is where I fit in. 156 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:19,096 - Eurovegas? - No, damn it. 157 00:11:19,262 --> 00:11:22,683 The nightlife, the hookers, the vice, the casino... 158 00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,895 I'm an outlaw. 159 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:33,944 But Mr. Torrente. 160 00:11:34,111 --> 00:11:36,405 Why do I have to pay for all three of us? 161 00:11:36,655 --> 00:11:40,075 Look, kid. Consider it an investment... 162 00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,911 You'll have to give me that bottle. No drinking outside the gambling area. 163 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,538 - Says who? - Says me. 164 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,915 Look, little man. 165 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:49,793 The other six dwarfs are looking all over for you. 166 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,045 It's a surprise party and they're all there: 167 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:54,756 David the Gnome, the Smurfs... You're the only one missing. 168 00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,342 Maybe you'd rather talk to my friend. 169 00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:10,564 I don't understand why they still call this Eurovegas. 170 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:13,567 They've thrown us out of the European Community. 171 00:12:13,734 --> 00:12:16,611 I would call it Spanish Las Vegas. 172 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,782 Sure. Prettier, sounds better, more Spanish... 173 00:12:20,949 --> 00:12:24,202 Or maybe the Francisco Franco Grand Hotel Casino. 174 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:26,538 At first they called it Hispavegas. 175 00:12:26,705 --> 00:12:30,709 Adelson fell through and the city took over the project. 176 00:12:30,876 --> 00:12:32,794 Yeah, I remember. Well, then? 177 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:36,381 Then the ex-president's relatives got involved, 178 00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,967 and ex Terra Mitica executives, 179 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,969 ex El Palau consultants... 180 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:42,471 Say no more. 181 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:44,806 Finally they ended up buying the name back from Adelson. 182 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,309 - For a shitload of cash. - Some things never change. 183 00:12:47,476 --> 00:12:49,853 Come on, handouts for everyone! 184 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,441 Know who else is a good kid? He was in my block. 185 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,401 - Who? - Urdangarin. 186 00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:58,278 We played handball 187 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:02,991 in the yard with Barcenas. The bastard always stole the ball. 188 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,036 Chink! What's the problem? 189 00:13:06,328 --> 00:13:07,204 Scram! 190 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:11,666 We give them all the retail stores and now we can't get rid of them. 191 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:15,378 I didn't waste any time in jail. 192 00:13:15,754 --> 00:13:17,547 I made great contacts. 193 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:20,300 Special friends. 194 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:23,094 Sure, little buddies. 195 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:25,222 That happens in jail. 196 00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,807 The more the merrier. 197 00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,141 Are you stupid? 198 00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,976 Hey, I think it's great. 199 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:33,355 I'm a meat and fish lover too. Anything to pass the time. 200 00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,982 Professional contacts! 201 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:39,986 Follow me. 202 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:47,202 This place has cameras everywhere. 203 00:13:47,369 --> 00:13:50,205 Hundreds, even in the toilets. Look. 204 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,082 That's a camera. 205 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,795 That is too, but concealed. 206 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:01,091 Stop acting like idiots, damn it! 207 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:03,760 It's an ironclad fortress. 208 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,222 That's a security guard over there. 209 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:11,226 So is that, but in plain clothes. 210 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,352 What's that? 211 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:13,770 That? 212 00:14:14,187 --> 00:14:15,730 That's an old hag. 213 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:19,943 The security in this place is a work of art. 214 00:14:20,443 --> 00:14:21,319 Okay, then. 215 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:25,949 In jail I made contact with the person who designed all this. 216 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:28,410 He oversaw the construction of the casino. 217 00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:31,872 America's greatest expert on security systems 218 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,040 and all the casinos in Las Vegas. 219 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:36,042 John Marshall. 220 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,085 "Joan Marsha"? 221 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,128 "Joan Martians". 222 00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:39,629 John Marshall. 223 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,256 That's what I said, "Joan Marsha". 224 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,883 "Joan Martians". 225 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,722 - This is it. - But Torrente... 226 00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:50,473 This is the address. 227 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,728 Can we just show up like this without calling first? 228 00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:55,729 Sure. 229 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,565 - You're sure he's expecting us? - I said yes. 230 00:14:58,732 --> 00:15:00,191 This is scaring me. 231 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,193 Cut the bullshit, damn it! 232 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,989 My contact in jail was reliable. 233 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,450 Sure, that's why he was in jail. 234 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,244 Follow me. 235 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,044 It's open. Let's go inside. 236 00:15:20,503 --> 00:15:22,422 Damn! Nice pad. 237 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,383 - Very classy. - Good lord. 238 00:15:27,218 --> 00:15:29,054 Now we're talking. 239 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:32,307 Torrente, look! 240 00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,102 Damn! 241 00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:37,604 Awesome. 242 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:41,191 It's all here, the whole robbery in perfect detail. 243 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:43,193 Freeze! Against the wall. 244 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,110 Hey! 245 00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:45,862 We're the good guys. 246 00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,280 - Spread your legs. - This is Jose Luis Torrente. 247 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,823 Mr. Marshall is expecting him. 248 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,371 True. 249 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,332 Since yesterday. 250 00:15:57,666 --> 00:16:00,418 - I thought I said to come alone. - Yes. 251 00:16:00,835 --> 00:16:03,713 But these guys are like my right hands. 252 00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,136 Quickly. 253 00:16:13,807 --> 00:16:14,724 Sir. 254 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,603 You're wondering why I need someone like you. 255 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:23,149 I mean you're handicapped. 256 00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:27,362 Remember the movie "Ocean's Eleven?" 257 00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:31,032 Danny Ocean planned a robbery with his gang 258 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,742 of ex-combatants. 259 00:16:32,909 --> 00:16:35,620 The old classic. Great flick. 260 00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,124 No, "Ocean's Eleven," the one with George Clooney. 261 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:42,544 Don't be ridiculous. He means the one with Frank Sinatra. The good one. 262 00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,378 Frank who? 263 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:45,005 You're fucking kidding me. 264 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:48,508 He's like the American Fary. 265 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:55,849 People I can trust, capable 266 00:16:56,474 --> 00:16:57,809 and well-trained. 267 00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,728 That's obvious, Marshall, my friend. 268 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,563 You're in good hands. 269 00:17:01,730 --> 00:17:06,443 You won't find a man on the force with a better reputation. 270 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:09,362 - You just got out of jail. - Shut up. 271 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,240 We'll put together a group of people 272 00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,117 disenchanted with the system 273 00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,660 but with clean records 274 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:18,413 and spotless trajectories within security forces. 275 00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:25,170 "Don't worry," Marshall. Piece of cake. 276 00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,172 We'll see about that, Torrente. 277 00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:29,841 Damn it... 278 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:35,305 We'll fix this in no time, Mr. Marshall. 279 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:36,806 Watch out! 280 00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:41,895 No problem, no problem... 281 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:44,773 Here's a rag, I'll dry it. 282 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:56,284 Okay, the list says 283 00:17:56,451 --> 00:18:00,246 one computer specialist, two explosives experts, 284 00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,832 one midget acrobat, 285 00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:06,252 one pretty seductive actress and one... 286 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,546 one gas... 287 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,465 I don't know what it says. 288 00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:13,760 We sure got lucky. That American is hot shit. 289 00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,220 He's the one who got lucky. 290 00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:19,808 It's not every day you find quality professionals like us. 291 00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:26,272 What's up, Damian? 292 00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,358 Torrente! Long time no see. 293 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,652 - Cuco, Jesusin... - What's up? 294 00:18:30,819 --> 00:18:31,986 What's up, bro? 295 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,446 How are you GUYS? 296 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,323 I hope you don't need money... 297 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:38,576 We're looking for those kids who were in the joint with me. 298 00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:40,453 The ones who cracked the IRS computers. 299 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,666 Since they got here I have the whole workshop 300 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:46,668 digitalized. 301 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,544 They're phenomenal. 302 00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:49,129 - I see that. - Whiskers! 303 00:18:49,379 --> 00:18:50,380 Teeth! 304 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,133 How are you, boys? 305 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:56,511 You don't know it, but you just won the lottery. 306 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:04,310 Juani? 307 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:05,270 Juani. 308 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:06,646 Juana Ines. 309 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:13,111 You owe me 3,000 pesetas. I brought you from the airport. 310 00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:17,115 I heard Antoñito sold the bar for a better business, 311 00:19:17,282 --> 00:19:18,741 but I wasn't expecting this. 312 00:19:20,034 --> 00:19:21,369 Look! Manolito! 313 00:19:21,536 --> 00:19:22,662 Hey! 314 00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,372 What's up, Torrente? 315 00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,749 - How's it going? - You know, pulling my own. 316 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:28,126 Pulling, get it? 317 00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,419 You said it! 318 00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,714 Hey, Torrente. Well, there you have it. 319 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,008 Working like Chinamen! 320 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,971 Listen up, kids! 321 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,682 We're planning the heist of the century. 322 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,226 Be discreet. 323 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:47,854 We might be able to use a few of you. 324 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:51,441 Soon you'll be swimming in 5,000-peseta bills. 325 00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:55,612 But you can't all go. We only need Manolito... 326 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,363 - Good! - Torrente. 327 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,699 Remember, I'm the best at doing my thing. 328 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:02,660 Yeah, but nobody knows what that is. 329 00:20:02,827 --> 00:20:04,954 Antoñito, can you speak English? 330 00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,748 Good night, buenas noches. 331 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,333 You're hired. 332 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:09,459 Torrelavega. 333 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,586 - You're Catalonian, right? - Yes, from Lleida. 334 00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:14,214 Then you get to stay here and pull the cart. 335 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:16,216 How's that for independence? 336 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:23,723 A midget acrobat. Where can we get one of those? 337 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,309 Remember the midget bullfighting? 338 00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:29,020 We might have to check the bull rings. 339 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:31,773 No, that gives me goosebumps! 340 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,442 My cousin's against bullfighting. 341 00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,070 Come on, Cuco! It's a national pastime! 342 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,198 - I can't see animals suffer. - Nonsense. 343 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:44,452 Ban bullfighting and Spain goes to dog. 344 00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:47,288 Right on, Mr. Torrente. Bullfighting is the best! 345 00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:48,206 You like it, huh? 346 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:50,583 I'd kill for it! 347 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,836 You look like you've got a little banderillero in you. 348 00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:55,672 I've been there, done that. 349 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,090 Oh, yeah? What happened? 350 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,967 - I had a problem. - What problem? 351 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,510 Flat feet. 352 00:21:00,843 --> 00:21:01,344 Torrente. 353 00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:04,847 Maybe we can find a circus midget. There's a circus nearby. 354 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,349 Great idea, kid. 355 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,769 - You've been investigating. - No, I saw that poster. 356 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,562 GREAT HOLIDAY CIRCUS 357 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:16,401 Even though your proposal is illegal, it sounds interesting. 358 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,152 I haven't committed many crimes. 359 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,364 I worked as a movie stuntman one time 360 00:21:21,531 --> 00:21:24,117 and I stole some melons when I was a kid... 361 00:21:25,201 --> 00:21:26,911 No, this is a classy job. 362 00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:29,080 Then count me in. I'm sick of the circus anyway. 363 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:32,417 Yeah, but are you sure you're an acrobat? 364 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,876 You don't believe me? 365 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,879 You might as well say the monkey's a trapeze artist. 366 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:39,882 I'd have to believe it. Fine, you're a midget. But an acrobat? 367 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,010 - You don't know who you're talking to. - No, I don't. 368 00:21:42,176 --> 00:21:42,760 Watch. 369 00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,811 Damn. 370 00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,439 Shit, he is good. 371 00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:56,607 Damn! 372 00:21:56,858 --> 00:21:57,859 He's got skills. 373 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,070 - Excellent "acrobat." - Look. 374 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,614 I don't understand you with your mouth full. 375 00:22:03,781 --> 00:22:06,701 - With his mouth empty either. - That's true. 376 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:14,459 Damn. 377 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:16,627 Torrente, my girlfriend's not a midget, 378 00:22:16,794 --> 00:22:18,796 but she's shorter than that guy. 379 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,548 Let's go see. 380 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:29,349 Look, there she is. 381 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:34,145 What's up, Chickie? 382 00:22:34,312 --> 00:22:37,815 Why are you here? I told you I was meeting my friends, damn it! 383 00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:39,734 She's short and dear! 384 00:22:39,901 --> 00:22:42,570 She's got a temper, since she's quitting too. 385 00:22:42,737 --> 00:22:43,446 But she's a sweetheart. 386 00:22:43,613 --> 00:22:45,531 Stop talking about me! 387 00:22:45,698 --> 00:22:46,491 Shoo! Shoo! 388 00:22:46,657 --> 00:22:48,618 Shoo! What shoo? 389 00:22:48,785 --> 00:22:50,328 She's got a temper, that microbe. 390 00:22:50,495 --> 00:22:53,373 Seriously, my girlfriend is like a two for one. 391 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:55,458 Midget acrobat and hot chick. 392 00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,877 Midget, yes. Acrobat, we'll see. 393 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,545 But hot chick? Get the fuck out of here. 394 00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:01,047 We should talk about 395 00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,801 how screwed up our standards of beauty are nowadays. 396 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,136 No, she has to be a fox. 397 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:10,431 The type your cock gets all veiny over. 398 00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,643 And if she's a little slutty, even better. 399 00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:15,019 That would be a two for one. 400 00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:16,813 That one. 401 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:17,480 The fat one? 402 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,399 No, gross. The other one. 403 00:23:19,857 --> 00:23:20,608 Oh, that one. 404 00:23:20,775 --> 00:23:24,028 She's a friend of my girlfriend's. But she's a little skanky. 405 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:26,072 She's the one we need. 406 00:23:28,032 --> 00:23:31,119 I don't understand this guy's handwriting. 407 00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,746 Are you sure this says "gas man?" 408 00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:35,998 Yes, that's what it says. "Gas man." 409 00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,875 They deliver tanks of butane. 410 00:23:38,042 --> 00:23:40,628 What the hell does he want one of them for? 411 00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:42,922 Maybe he needs a gas expert. 412 00:23:43,089 --> 00:23:46,426 I could have handled that myself. 413 00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:50,888 How's that for gas? 414 00:23:51,431 --> 00:23:52,974 Spicy food sure is nasty. 415 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,976 Torrente, don't be disgusting. 416 00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:57,895 I meant tear gas and explosives. 417 00:23:58,062 --> 00:24:01,274 - That one packed a punch. - Smells rotten. 418 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:04,152 Look, here's your friend. The delivery man. 419 00:24:06,988 --> 00:24:08,573 Butane! 420 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,702 - Cuco! - What's up, Genaro? 421 00:24:12,869 --> 00:24:14,203 What's up, dude? 422 00:24:16,247 --> 00:24:18,166 Right there, come on! 423 00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,877 - How are you? - Great. 424 00:24:21,043 --> 00:24:23,546 Glad to hear it. My brother... 425 00:24:23,713 --> 00:24:26,841 I see he joined the family business. What's up, Ricardito? 426 00:24:27,425 --> 00:24:28,384 Hello. 427 00:24:28,593 --> 00:24:29,051 Cuco. 428 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:34,098 I can't leave him alone at home, he loses it. He's a bit... 429 00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,684 Yeah, a "borderliner"... 430 00:24:36,934 --> 00:24:39,103 Genaro, this is Mr. Torrente. 431 00:24:39,270 --> 00:24:42,148 The guy setting up that little job I mentioned. 432 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:43,649 What are you? 433 00:24:43,816 --> 00:24:44,942 The brains of the family? 434 00:24:45,109 --> 00:24:45,776 What? 435 00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:46,777 Say what? 436 00:24:47,153 --> 00:24:50,907 I'm grateful for what you're doing for me, but the company said 437 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,286 if I screw up again, they'll fire me. The other day... 438 00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,913 Listen, kid. Are you a fucking idiot? 439 00:24:57,246 --> 00:24:57,747 What? 440 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,207 Are you a fucking idiot? 441 00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:00,291 What, what? 442 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:03,169 We're offering you the chance to make millions. 443 00:25:03,336 --> 00:25:06,631 And you're worried about your shitty job. 444 00:25:06,797 --> 00:25:08,758 Mr. Torrente, show a little respect. 445 00:25:08,925 --> 00:25:11,302 This is a steady job, your thing is fishy... 446 00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:13,179 Hey! Your truck! It's rolling away! 447 00:25:13,346 --> 00:25:13,846 No! 448 00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:14,889 The lever! 449 00:25:15,056 --> 00:25:17,183 Stop! Stop! 450 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:22,313 Oh my God! 451 00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,024 Ricardito, you took off the hand brake! 452 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:25,900 The lever! 453 00:25:38,538 --> 00:25:39,622 Holy shit! 454 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:40,748 Wow. 455 00:25:41,165 --> 00:25:41,999 Okay- 456 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:43,626 Anyway, kid. 457 00:25:43,918 --> 00:25:46,170 You don't have to worry about that job anymore. 458 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,422 Come to this address tonight. 459 00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:51,217 They'll set you up. 460 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,056 Don't bring him along. Come by yourself, okay? 461 00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:19,996 What is that? 462 00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,122 That's... 463 00:26:22,707 --> 00:26:24,333 That's a technician. 464 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:32,883 Yeah, he wasn't on your list, but in Spain we always bring one along. 465 00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:34,260 What kind of technician? 466 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:38,139 General. We call him "the all around technician." 467 00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:40,057 Can he be trusted? 468 00:26:41,267 --> 00:26:42,602 He's the gas man's brother. 469 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:44,186 Gas man? 470 00:26:44,729 --> 00:26:45,771 Genaro Martin Lafuente, 471 00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:48,190 three years at Madrid Gas, six years 472 00:26:48,357 --> 00:26:50,651 at Spain Gas, military service in Melilla. 473 00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,321 The gas man you asked for on the list, Mr. Marshall. 474 00:26:53,487 --> 00:26:54,572 Hard to find, but... 475 00:26:54,739 --> 00:26:56,198 Blast man! 476 00:26:56,365 --> 00:27:00,036 I said we needed a blast man to blast a hole! 477 00:27:01,871 --> 00:27:04,248 Mr. Torrente, I think he's insulting us. 478 00:27:04,415 --> 00:27:06,626 Yes, he doesn't sound very happy. Mr. Marshall... 479 00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:12,131 Hey, take it easy. We're okay. 480 00:27:12,298 --> 00:27:12,840 This is wrong. 481 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:16,510 This ellipse is calculated wrong. 482 00:27:17,345 --> 00:27:18,679 - What? - It's wrong. 483 00:27:19,805 --> 00:27:23,643 If we multiply the logarithm by the quotient, the result 484 00:27:23,809 --> 00:27:25,478 is inferior to the variable 485 00:27:25,645 --> 00:27:26,854 that determines the equation, 486 00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:30,941 which means there's a constant error between 5 and 11 decimals 487 00:27:31,108 --> 00:27:33,069 in each of the measurements 488 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:34,779 that have been taken. 489 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:44,080 Ricardito is like Rain Man. 490 00:27:44,246 --> 00:27:48,209 Don't send him out for bread, but he's a math whiz. 491 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:56,217 The midget acrobat you asked for 492 00:27:56,384 --> 00:27:58,135 and the "attractive actress." 493 00:27:58,302 --> 00:28:00,513 Excuse me, but nobody has told me what this is all about. 494 00:28:01,138 --> 00:28:01,764 What? 495 00:28:02,014 --> 00:28:05,059 She says she's down for anything you want. 496 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:08,187 If there's a special job, I charge separately. 497 00:28:08,354 --> 00:28:09,313 Me too. 498 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:11,190 Keep quiet, midget. Don't be overanxious. 499 00:28:12,149 --> 00:28:13,192 Excellent, son. 500 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,819 Thank you. 501 00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:18,739 Next Saturday we're going to steal two billion pesetas 502 00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,158 from the main Eurovegas casino 503 00:28:21,325 --> 00:28:23,953 during the World Cup Final 504 00:28:24,537 --> 00:28:26,497 between Argentina and Catalonia. 505 00:28:26,664 --> 00:28:31,335 But first we must take a series of steps without which 506 00:28:31,502 --> 00:28:35,089 it will be impossible to carry out the operation. 507 00:28:35,381 --> 00:28:37,341 The first step consists of... 508 00:28:37,508 --> 00:28:41,804 stealing a magnetic bracelet from a casino security guard. 509 00:28:41,971 --> 00:28:45,224 That will give us access the day of the robbery to the corridors 510 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,185 that lead straight to the elevator to the vault. 511 00:28:48,352 --> 00:28:51,313 We've been watching this guy. He goes down to the parking lot 512 00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,149 for his car every day at the same time. 513 00:28:53,315 --> 00:28:56,861 That's where we'll be waiting to jump him. 514 00:28:57,027 --> 00:28:58,487 What do my brother and I do? 515 00:28:59,113 --> 00:28:59,613 Nothing. 516 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:00,865 It's already 3 against 1. 517 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:05,161 Even if I were alone, the Nelson Pinch I learned at the academy 518 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,121 can immobilize anyone in seconds. 519 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:08,330 Got a light? 520 00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:09,206 What? 521 00:29:14,336 --> 00:29:15,755 Torrente, the bracelet. 522 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,173 Then why are we here? 523 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,424 Fuck if I know. 524 00:29:18,591 --> 00:29:20,301 Cuco, why are they here? 525 00:29:20,468 --> 00:29:21,802 It wasn't today? 526 00:29:22,136 --> 00:29:27,767 Don Jose Luis, all this time working without a snack. 527 00:29:28,184 --> 00:29:31,187 You shouldn't have gone to the trouble. 528 00:29:31,353 --> 00:29:32,646 Some powdered pastry balls 529 00:29:32,813 --> 00:29:35,775 and a little muscatel will hit the spot. 530 00:29:35,941 --> 00:29:38,736 - Your friends look so pitiful... - Hands off! 531 00:29:38,903 --> 00:29:42,448 - ...and you're way too skinny. - Thanks, you're a doll. 532 00:29:42,656 --> 00:29:45,034 You're welcome to stay here 533 00:29:45,201 --> 00:29:47,453 while your place is getting fixed up. 534 00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:48,370 With your friends. 535 00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:51,624 Every since my Nuria went to Germany 536 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,251 to work in a frozen food factory 537 00:29:54,418 --> 00:29:55,878 and my Rafa got married, 538 00:29:56,212 --> 00:29:59,965 my niece Amparito and I are all alone here. 539 00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,884 Look, there she is. 540 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:03,886 Amparito! 541 00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:07,890 Hey, Torrente! 542 00:30:08,349 --> 00:30:10,768 Long time no see. You look great! 543 00:30:11,227 --> 00:30:14,230 And that's not a line. You look great! 544 00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,357 What brings you here? 545 00:30:16,524 --> 00:30:19,151 Thanks to your aunt Reme's kindness and hospitality, 546 00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:24,406 she said we could stay here while my place is getting remodeled. 547 00:30:24,740 --> 00:30:27,493 Your place? I thought the bank took it away. 548 00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,704 Amparito's such a joker! 549 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:34,792 I didn't know you walked old people now. 550 00:30:34,959 --> 00:30:37,503 - Hey, watch it! - He's my beau. 551 00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,171 Beau? He's an antique. 552 00:30:39,338 --> 00:30:40,130 A little respect. 553 00:30:40,297 --> 00:30:43,384 I've learned to not let passion get the best of me 554 00:30:43,551 --> 00:30:46,220 and appreciate a man for his internal qualities. 555 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:49,056 I bet his wallet is full of internal qualities. 556 00:30:50,891 --> 00:30:54,687 You have no idea how much I've missed you. 557 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:58,107 You haven't called much since Marbella. 558 00:30:59,859 --> 00:31:01,318 What is this awful creature? 559 00:31:01,485 --> 00:31:02,444 Ricardito! 560 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,697 Don't worry, ma'am. He's harmless. 561 00:31:04,864 --> 00:31:06,448 He only attacks if he feels threatened. 562 00:31:06,615 --> 00:31:07,700 Shoo! Shoo! 563 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:08,617 Shoo! 564 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:10,911 Fucking bozo! 565 00:31:16,041 --> 00:31:18,627 This is the bad thing about surveillance missions. 566 00:31:19,295 --> 00:31:20,713 The time waiting. 567 00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,966 What to do? 568 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,893 Wanna jerk each other off? 569 00:31:35,352 --> 00:31:36,812 Jerk off? 570 00:31:37,855 --> 00:31:40,524 My cousin says you're really good at that. 571 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:43,110 - Well... - To pass the time, right? 572 00:31:43,277 --> 00:31:45,112 - Sure. - None of that gay stuff. 573 00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:46,947 No gay stuff, never. 574 00:31:47,114 --> 00:31:49,700 Where I'm from we grab it like this, 575 00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,744 squeeze it like a chicken's neck 576 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:54,330 and spank the tip... Wham, barn... 577 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:55,581 Wham, barn... 578 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,249 until it pops. 579 00:31:57,416 --> 00:31:58,959 That's gotta hurt. 580 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:01,128 - Try it. - Hey, what are you doing? 581 00:32:01,295 --> 00:32:03,172 Wait, it's caught in the zipper! 582 00:32:03,339 --> 00:32:06,467 The coolest thing is to drain your brain of all the oxygen. 583 00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:07,718 What do you mean? 584 00:32:07,885 --> 00:32:08,969 - Like this. - Stop! 585 00:32:09,136 --> 00:32:10,387 The asphyxiation thing. 586 00:32:10,554 --> 00:32:13,349 But be careful, some guys keel over. 587 00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:15,392 - Look, a plastic bag. - Here. 588 00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:19,063 Now we're talking! 589 00:32:19,229 --> 00:32:20,898 Enjoy the trip! 590 00:32:21,065 --> 00:32:22,775 Party time! 591 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:25,235 Here we go. 592 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,154 Okay, Okay- 593 00:32:29,698 --> 00:32:30,616 Okay- 594 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:32,993 Cool, huh? 595 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:34,828 Pretty nice, huh, Torrente? 596 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:35,955 Nice? 597 00:32:36,121 --> 00:32:38,582 I'll show you nice, you homo! 598 00:32:39,166 --> 00:32:40,751 Mr. Torrente, over there! 599 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:41,835 There! 600 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,174 He's not alone, he's with some buff guy. 601 00:32:47,758 --> 00:32:48,926 It doesn't matter. 602 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:51,553 We stick with the plan. Let's go. 603 00:32:58,143 --> 00:33:00,562 - 3,500 sit-ups a day. - Damn. 604 00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:04,066 3,500. Can you do that? That's what it takes. 605 00:33:04,233 --> 00:33:05,859 Got a light? 606 00:33:06,568 --> 00:33:07,736 Light? 607 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,571 Spare change? 608 00:33:22,710 --> 00:33:24,169 Take it easy, kid. 609 00:33:25,004 --> 00:33:25,754 Jesusin! 610 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,589 Go ahead, take him on! 611 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:28,924 Attack! 612 00:33:29,425 --> 00:33:31,051 Come on, champ! Let's go! 613 00:33:31,427 --> 00:33:32,720 No... Bite him! 614 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:34,346 Bite him! 615 00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:36,849 Cuco! 616 00:33:49,319 --> 00:33:51,321 - Torrente, the bracelet! - Perfect. 617 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:52,197 Let's go! 618 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,783 Wait, his wallet... Damn, a 92/3 cell phone. 619 00:33:54,950 --> 00:33:55,576 Come on! 620 00:33:55,743 --> 00:33:56,535 Let's go! 621 00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,037 Right, let's go! 622 00:34:01,832 --> 00:34:05,419 The code to open the vault changes every day. 623 00:34:05,586 --> 00:34:09,006 The casino manager gets the new codes every Friday 624 00:34:09,173 --> 00:34:12,217 and keeps them in his PC at home. 625 00:34:12,593 --> 00:34:14,094 So we need to get the keys 626 00:34:14,261 --> 00:34:17,097 to get in the day of the robbery and decipher the code. 627 00:34:17,264 --> 00:34:18,807 You mean I have to fuck him. 628 00:34:18,974 --> 00:34:20,684 Sluts like you have tons of tricks 629 00:34:20,851 --> 00:34:22,603 to get stuff without dropping your panties, 630 00:34:22,770 --> 00:34:23,937 but hey, it's up to you. 631 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:26,398 Charm him, slim him a mickey 632 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,525 and when he's groggy, you clean him out. 633 00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:30,110 You see? The midget knows her stuff. 634 00:34:30,277 --> 00:34:33,113 But you can't take his keys or he'll suspect. 635 00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:36,658 You have to take a mold with this special putty. 636 00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:38,952 We'll handle the rest. Right, Torrente? 637 00:34:39,119 --> 00:34:41,705 It's a perfect plan. Seamless. 638 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:45,292 Mr. Torrente, do you know where this lady keeps the aspirin? 639 00:34:45,459 --> 00:34:46,752 Aspirin? Here. 640 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,213 The best thing for your head. Brandy. 641 00:34:49,505 --> 00:34:51,715 - Should I pour it on my head? - No! 642 00:34:51,882 --> 00:34:54,802 Rub it on your balls, dummy. Drink it! 643 00:35:03,977 --> 00:35:05,104 Good evening. 644 00:35:05,521 --> 00:35:07,689 I'm the casino manager. Can I give you a hand? 645 00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:10,818 Can you stick it in the crack? 646 00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,237 I mean the key. 647 00:35:14,154 --> 00:35:15,239 Yes. 648 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:18,784 That was easy! 649 00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,703 You're a man of skill. 650 00:35:22,121 --> 00:35:25,332 Would you like to have a drink with me? 651 00:35:26,208 --> 00:35:27,918 I hate drinking alone. 652 00:35:28,669 --> 00:35:31,088 And besides, I drink from the bottle. 653 00:35:31,255 --> 00:35:33,006 Look, Miss. I'm very busy. 654 00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:37,344 And I think you've had enough to drink. If you'll excuse me... 655 00:35:40,097 --> 00:35:42,015 What a schmuck! 656 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:46,186 Don't worry. I think we're going to need the heavy artillery. 657 00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:49,690 - Like my friend Chelo. - Chelo? 658 00:35:49,857 --> 00:35:53,861 If her artillery is heavier than yours, we'll need a dolly. 659 00:36:06,373 --> 00:36:07,583 Good evening. 660 00:36:07,958 --> 00:36:08,584 Hi. 661 00:36:08,750 --> 00:36:09,751 Can I help you? 662 00:36:10,586 --> 00:36:13,881 My door is resisting. Can you give me a hand? 663 00:36:14,047 --> 00:36:16,049 These doors should open automatically 664 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,719 before a beautiful woman like yourself. May I? 665 00:36:21,597 --> 00:36:22,681 All set. 666 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:26,059 If you need anything else, I'm entirely at your disposal. 667 00:36:26,226 --> 00:36:27,311 Entirely? 668 00:36:27,477 --> 00:36:31,773 Let's go inside, handsome. See if you resist less than the door. 669 00:36:32,024 --> 00:36:33,317 They're inside. 670 00:36:33,984 --> 00:36:36,945 What the hell. You only live once! 671 00:36:38,655 --> 00:36:40,949 - Come here. - No, you come here. 672 00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:42,409 Whatever you say! 673 00:36:42,576 --> 00:36:45,495 This view is getting me horny. 674 00:36:46,955 --> 00:36:48,582 Hey, as long as we're here... 675 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:52,252 Wanna give it a stroke? 676 00:36:52,419 --> 00:36:54,588 Don't be ridiculous, for God's sake! 677 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:58,759 The thing is filling up with blood. 678 00:36:59,509 --> 00:37:00,969 I even feel dizzy. 679 00:37:02,596 --> 00:37:04,139 What are you doing? 680 00:37:04,306 --> 00:37:06,767 Here, give me your hand. Feel how hard it is! 681 00:37:06,934 --> 00:37:09,061 No, you filthy pig! 682 00:37:09,228 --> 00:37:12,022 Take that thing off your head! Look, they're almost done. 683 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:24,243 Great work, ma'am. You knocked him out. 684 00:37:24,409 --> 00:37:24,993 Miss. 685 00:37:25,160 --> 00:37:28,830 Having sex with you must be double the pleasure. 686 00:37:28,997 --> 00:37:29,957 First the sex, 687 00:37:30,415 --> 00:37:32,000 and then when you get off. 688 00:37:32,459 --> 00:37:33,835 Don't be rude! 689 00:37:34,002 --> 00:37:35,587 Okay, the copy is ready. 690 00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:39,007 We have the keys. We need to splite before he wakes up. 691 00:37:39,174 --> 00:37:40,217 Hey, Torrente. 692 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,471 The room's already paid for. How about a quickie? 693 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,017 Who do you take me for? 694 00:37:50,727 --> 00:37:53,814 Paqui, tell Cuco I'm going to be a little late. 695 00:37:53,981 --> 00:37:55,899 I need to stay here and wipe fingerprints. 696 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:03,699 Look at this dump. What a country. 697 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:07,244 Don't complain, your guys won the last election again. 698 00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:09,955 My guys? They're all the same, man. 699 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:13,083 The government is full of crooks. 700 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:15,335 I'm blown away, Torrente. 701 00:38:15,502 --> 00:38:18,755 Don't tell me you've gone Occupy Wall Street on us! 702 00:38:18,922 --> 00:38:20,340 Watch your mouth, kid! 703 00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,719 Being full of sleazebags is one thing, 704 00:38:23,885 --> 00:38:26,471 comparing me to those hippie wannabes is another. 705 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:29,182 Now I've heard it all. What we need is a heavy hand. 706 00:38:29,349 --> 00:38:33,353 You sound like you want Franco back. 707 00:38:33,979 --> 00:38:36,231 Son, don't get me started... 708 00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:38,317 This is it. Let's go inside. 709 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:49,619 The karate ones are out of style. Grab the merchandise and get going. 710 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:50,871 Here we are. 711 00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:53,582 Torrente, I thought you weren't coming. 712 00:38:53,749 --> 00:38:55,667 - I've got your keys. - Great, Cabañas. 713 00:38:55,834 --> 00:38:57,210 Step into my office. 714 00:38:57,377 --> 00:38:59,546 - Quite a factory you've got here. - And there's more. 715 00:39:04,801 --> 00:39:07,763 There you have it. Spain is now fifth in the world 716 00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:12,059 in creating child labor. That's what I call progress! 717 00:39:12,225 --> 00:39:16,396 Incredible. And it's nice to see most of the kids are Spanish. 718 00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:17,230 Yeah. 719 00:39:17,397 --> 00:39:19,316 Keep up the good work, sweetheart! 720 00:39:19,483 --> 00:39:20,275 Pretty girl. 721 00:39:20,776 --> 00:39:21,777 Hey! 722 00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:24,571 Don't touch them, some haven't been vaccinated. 723 00:39:26,114 --> 00:39:27,783 Kid, that's dangerous. 724 00:39:27,949 --> 00:39:28,784 Come on, kids! 725 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:33,580 There's a piece of bread for you if you reach 20 pairs before nightfall. 726 00:39:33,914 --> 00:39:35,749 You're so generous with your workers. 727 00:39:35,916 --> 00:39:36,875 They love it. 728 00:39:37,250 --> 00:39:39,836 Right this way, Torrente. The keys are in here. 729 00:39:40,003 --> 00:39:41,838 - But there's one thing. - What? 730 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:45,842 They were sticky. The putty had something white on it. 731 00:39:46,176 --> 00:39:47,594 It looked like semen. 732 00:39:47,761 --> 00:39:49,805 What are you talking about? That's impossible. 733 00:39:49,971 --> 00:39:51,723 - I'm serious. - What nonsense! 734 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,934 - There you go. - They're perfect. 735 00:39:54,101 --> 00:39:55,268 You're the best! 736 00:39:55,435 --> 00:39:57,521 Look, I know you're preparing something big. 737 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:00,232 I have to be in on it. 738 00:40:00,399 --> 00:40:02,567 You'd only get in the way. 739 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,237 I'm more capable than any of your men. 740 00:40:05,404 --> 00:40:08,573 You're damaged goods. You're defective. 741 00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:11,201 - Want me to prove it? - Hey, take it easy. 742 00:40:11,410 --> 00:40:14,413 With the tall one. Bring it on, putz! 743 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:18,041 Come on, putz! Attack me if you've got the balls! 744 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:25,173 Cabañas! 745 00:40:25,632 --> 00:40:29,428 We'll come back another day and pay for the keys. 746 00:40:31,138 --> 00:40:33,181 The street is nearby. 747 00:40:33,348 --> 00:40:36,810 Gas man... How could you be so stupid? 748 00:40:36,977 --> 00:40:40,230 Come on, you couldn't read his handwriting either. 749 00:40:40,856 --> 00:40:43,984 Luckily I know the perfect guy. An expert in blasting holes. 750 00:40:44,734 --> 00:40:48,405 And he was unjustly kicked off the force, just like me. 751 00:40:50,449 --> 00:40:51,867 No, no. 752 00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:52,742 Torrente? 753 00:40:52,909 --> 00:40:53,827 Sonsoles! 754 00:40:53,994 --> 00:40:54,995 Weren't you in jail? 755 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,413 Judicial error. 756 00:40:56,580 --> 00:40:57,664 Is your husband home? 757 00:40:57,831 --> 00:41:00,208 He's not here! He's not here! 758 00:41:00,375 --> 00:41:02,002 Cuadrado! How's it going? 759 00:41:02,169 --> 00:41:05,380 Is that chick pea stew? Hers is delicious. 760 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:07,215 - Great. Come on. - Where are you going? 761 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:09,259 Yummy! Chick pea stew! 762 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,219 Hold on! Where are you going? 763 00:41:14,181 --> 00:41:17,893 Nobody knows criminal procedure like you, Cuadrado. 764 00:41:18,059 --> 00:41:21,021 Heists, robberies, and especially blasting holes! 765 00:41:21,271 --> 00:41:22,606 You're our man. 766 00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:24,649 I already said no, Torrente. 767 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:27,402 I lead a quiet life now. 768 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:30,155 I live with dignity... 769 00:41:30,322 --> 00:41:32,115 Hey, don't exaggerate. 770 00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,242 I have a decent steady job. 771 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:37,579 Cleaning and security at an arcade facility. 772 00:41:37,746 --> 00:41:39,581 And you were a bad influence. 773 00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,667 Ramiro is a weak man. 774 00:41:43,293 --> 00:41:46,338 And you surrounded him with vice and floozies. 775 00:41:46,505 --> 00:41:49,674 Yeah, right. Like I put a gun to his head. 776 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,511 Actually I wish I could, Torrente, but... 777 00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:55,180 No! This time he won't fall into your trap. 778 00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:58,725 It's your call, Cuadrado. This is serious. 779 00:41:59,059 --> 00:42:01,269 We're talking about not being poor anymore. 780 00:42:01,436 --> 00:42:03,939 About grabbing the bull by the horns. 781 00:42:04,105 --> 00:42:07,609 But most of all, about not being slaves to the system anymore 782 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:09,319 and living like real men! 783 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:10,737 But hey, 784 00:42:11,029 --> 00:42:11,613 it's up to you. 785 00:42:12,697 --> 00:42:13,907 Let's go, boys. 786 00:42:17,494 --> 00:42:18,161 Boys! 787 00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:21,706 We haven't had dessert yet. 788 00:42:22,541 --> 00:42:24,709 There is dessert, right, ma'am? 789 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,566 Keep it coming, Marshall! Be generous. 790 00:42:47,732 --> 00:42:48,525 Don't be stingy- 791 00:42:49,067 --> 00:42:50,277 Spread the wealth. 792 00:43:25,312 --> 00:43:27,063 Persian Gulf! 793 00:43:30,275 --> 00:43:31,943 Me too, me too. 794 00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:46,249 Me very brave, huge balls. 795 00:43:48,293 --> 00:43:52,005 Your legs... in Vietnam, kaput, no? 796 00:44:04,684 --> 00:44:07,020 We leave nothing to improvisation. 797 00:44:07,646 --> 00:44:09,481 Here's to your balls, Marshall. 798 00:44:10,148 --> 00:44:11,733 Here's to my balls. 799 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,033 Fucking Marshall... He's a riot. 800 00:44:23,828 --> 00:44:26,790 Holy shit. What a smoke-out. 801 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:30,877 You're high off your asses. 802 00:44:31,127 --> 00:44:33,213 Cowabunga, Torrente. 803 00:44:35,674 --> 00:44:38,551 What bastards. Didn't wait long, did you? 804 00:44:38,885 --> 00:44:40,720 Young people are depraved. 805 00:45:01,449 --> 00:45:03,243 Do you want to be rich? 806 00:45:03,660 --> 00:45:05,453 Do you want to be a millionaire'? 807 00:45:05,954 --> 00:45:09,624 Do you want to be happy and forget your troubles? 808 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,878 Rob Eurovegas! 809 00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,929 Dad? Dad! 810 00:45:23,888 --> 00:45:25,640 - A robbery. - How much? 811 00:45:25,807 --> 00:45:27,517 A couple billion, Dad. 812 00:45:27,684 --> 00:45:30,478 I hooked up Cuco and his really smart cousin. 813 00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:34,274 A first-rate group. We even have an American assistant. 814 00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:37,110 I know it goes against the values you taught me, 815 00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:39,654 defending justice, fighting crime, 816 00:45:39,821 --> 00:45:41,698 but it's a lot of dough! 817 00:45:42,282 --> 00:45:46,953 Money deteriorates moral values, with very few exceptions. 818 00:45:47,370 --> 00:45:49,372 It's too hot in here, Dad. 819 00:45:49,998 --> 00:45:50,790 Yes, it is. 820 00:45:50,957 --> 00:45:55,670 The AC is broken and we need replacement parts from Chicago. 821 00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:57,338 I'm your friend, Torrente. 822 00:45:57,505 --> 00:45:58,715 I trust you. 823 00:45:58,882 --> 00:46:00,592 You're the best, Torrente. 824 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:01,926 Torrente! 825 00:46:02,552 --> 00:46:03,511 Torrente! 826 00:46:04,179 --> 00:46:05,305 Torrente! 827 00:46:05,847 --> 00:46:07,056 Torrente. 828 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:08,808 Torrente! 829 00:46:10,226 --> 00:46:12,896 Your friends are here waiting for 830 00:46:13,062 --> 00:46:14,314 your work meeting. 831 00:46:14,731 --> 00:46:15,774 Thanks, Reme. 832 00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:17,734 I was meditating. 833 00:46:21,488 --> 00:46:22,197 Okay- 834 00:46:22,363 --> 00:46:23,490 Okay, Okay- 835 00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:28,828 Let's go over the whole operation one more time. 836 00:46:29,078 --> 00:46:32,040 Step by step to make sure everything is clear. 837 00:46:32,832 --> 00:46:33,625 Please! 838 00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:36,419 Right. 839 00:46:36,836 --> 00:46:40,465 Marshall will guide us with the cameras at headquarters, his house. 840 00:46:40,632 --> 00:46:43,510 Our computer technicians will never leave his side 841 00:46:43,676 --> 00:46:46,846 to make sure everything runs smoothly. 842 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:49,265 By the way, you should be there already. 843 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:54,270 Ricardito said to wait until breakfast was served. 844 00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:57,774 Who gives the orders here? This retard or me? 845 00:46:58,399 --> 00:46:59,192 No. 846 00:46:59,442 --> 00:47:00,568 No, what? 847 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:03,905 - We can't without breakfast. - That's right. 848 00:47:04,697 --> 00:47:06,699 Goddamn it! Get the fuck out of here! 849 00:47:06,866 --> 00:47:08,076 Move your asses! 850 00:47:08,827 --> 00:47:10,286 Sorry about that. 851 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,832 We have to follow a hierarchy. Iron discipline. 852 00:47:13,998 --> 00:47:16,209 It's the only way. Am I right? 853 00:47:16,376 --> 00:47:18,211 - Where was I? - Torrente... 854 00:47:18,378 --> 00:47:21,005 The boys said you sent them on an errand 855 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,216 without food in their stomachs? 856 00:47:31,641 --> 00:47:34,978 Now that you've had your "Nesquack" and all that, 857 00:47:35,144 --> 00:47:36,396 we can get back to work. 858 00:47:36,563 --> 00:47:38,982 The robbery is tomorrow, 859 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:40,400 the day of the Final. 860 00:47:40,567 --> 00:47:41,484 The final what? 861 00:47:42,026 --> 00:47:43,945 - Please... - Chickie, 862 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:45,613 the World Cup Final. 863 00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,906 Catalonia vs. Argentina. 864 00:47:47,073 --> 00:47:48,366 Everybody knows that. 865 00:47:49,367 --> 00:47:50,034 Okay- 866 00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:52,245 We'll be divided into four teams, 867 00:47:52,704 --> 00:47:54,080 each with a specific function. 868 00:47:54,247 --> 00:47:57,166 But we'll be in constant contact on the radio. 869 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,502 Is the robbery going to be in English? 870 00:48:00,295 --> 00:48:01,546 We'll do it in Spanish. 871 00:48:01,963 --> 00:48:04,841 Besides, I'll be the one giving orders on the transmitters. 872 00:48:05,008 --> 00:48:07,302 Marshall will be there to supervise, 873 00:48:07,468 --> 00:48:09,178 sitting around. 874 00:48:09,345 --> 00:48:12,056 The first group will be me, Cuco, 875 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:13,266 his girlfriend, 876 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:14,684 and Cuadrado. 877 00:48:15,184 --> 00:48:18,438 We'll work from room 141 in the casino hotel, 878 00:48:18,605 --> 00:48:21,524 which Chickie and Cuadrado will have checked into beforehand. 879 00:48:24,319 --> 00:48:28,865 Room 141 is located above the casino computer room. 880 00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:31,910 That's where all the surveillance cameras are connected. 881 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:34,495 After a series of precise calculations 882 00:48:34,662 --> 00:48:36,873 are made by Cuadrado, our blast expert, 883 00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:40,793 we'll open up the floor and place explosive charges inside 884 00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:44,005 to blow a hole in the right spot. 885 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:55,350 We'll detonate the charges at exactly the right time. 886 00:48:55,516 --> 00:48:58,895 Beforehand, at 3 in the afternoon, a second group, 887 00:48:59,062 --> 00:49:02,649 momentarily led by Cuco and me, will arrive at a sewer opening 888 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:04,692 a few hundred yards away from the casino. 889 00:49:04,859 --> 00:49:05,318 Excuse me. 890 00:49:05,485 --> 00:49:06,486 Can we take my brother along? 891 00:49:06,653 --> 00:49:09,864 He's anti-social, if I leave him alone at home we're in trouble. 892 00:49:11,074 --> 00:49:14,535 If this keeps up, things are going to get ugly. 893 00:49:27,382 --> 00:49:30,051 This second group will climb down the sewer, 894 00:49:30,218 --> 00:49:33,846 proceed through the electrical tunnels 895 00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:37,600 and will reach a strategic spot where the structure is not as thick. 896 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:41,020 The high quantity of explosive material 897 00:49:41,187 --> 00:49:45,316 must be transported with great delicacy and precision. 898 00:49:45,483 --> 00:49:46,150 By the way, 899 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:50,655 I told Marshall we'd have no problem providing the explosives ourselves. 900 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:52,949 I don't want to burn my contacts. 901 00:49:53,199 --> 00:49:55,201 Can any of you get them? 902 00:49:55,535 --> 00:49:56,452 Me. 903 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,913 Your friend Genaro is finally proving useful. 904 00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:00,957 I'm gonna make a call. 905 00:50:01,124 --> 00:50:01,749 Who are you calling? 906 00:50:01,916 --> 00:50:03,459 411. 907 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:04,419 Information? 908 00:50:04,627 --> 00:50:08,006 Sure, they can get anything. They did Ricardito's Communion. 909 00:50:08,172 --> 00:50:09,382 Retards make Communion? 910 00:50:09,549 --> 00:50:10,216 Hi there. 911 00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:12,260 My friends and I are robbing a casino. 912 00:50:12,427 --> 00:50:14,095 We need explosives... 913 00:50:14,262 --> 00:50:17,056 Hang up right now! Put an ad in the paper while you're at it! 914 00:50:17,223 --> 00:50:18,182 I'll call you back. 915 00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,685 - Take it easy. - Thanks, Jesusin. 916 00:50:21,227 --> 00:50:24,522 The next team will consist of Antoñito. 917 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,317 Very impressive. Very good, Antoñito. 918 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,404 The casino has placed a giant screen in one of its bars 919 00:50:31,571 --> 00:50:33,239 for people to watch the World Cup. 920 00:50:33,573 --> 00:50:36,826 You'll get there early to hand out air horns 921 00:50:36,993 --> 00:50:38,995 and vuvuzelas to the fans. 922 00:50:39,162 --> 00:50:40,788 What's a vuvuzela? 923 00:50:41,247 --> 00:50:43,624 Where were you when Spain won the World Cup? 924 00:50:43,791 --> 00:50:45,001 Those fucking trumpets! 925 00:50:45,168 --> 00:50:47,086 Spain won the World Cup? 926 00:50:47,587 --> 00:50:48,296 Anyway... 927 00:50:48,463 --> 00:50:51,549 When we're ready, I'll call Antoñito on the radio 928 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:52,800 to sound his air horn. 929 00:50:52,967 --> 00:50:55,470 People will copy him like sheep 930 00:50:55,636 --> 00:50:58,347 and the place will get fucking noisy as hell, 931 00:50:58,514 --> 00:51:02,060 which is when we'll detonate the charges to open the hole. 932 00:51:03,644 --> 00:51:06,856 The hole will be above the computer room, remember? 933 00:51:07,023 --> 00:51:07,982 Okay, then. 934 00:51:08,149 --> 00:51:10,443 Cuadrado will help Chickie put on her harness 935 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,445 and he'll lower her down. Since she's a midget, 936 00:51:12,612 --> 00:51:13,905 she can fit into any orifice. 937 00:51:14,072 --> 00:51:16,824 It's only a like 20 feet anyway. 938 00:51:16,991 --> 00:51:21,579 You can't let the girl do something that dangerous! 939 00:51:21,913 --> 00:51:25,708 Reme, got any of that great fried pork fat in the kitchen? 940 00:51:25,875 --> 00:51:27,627 - I'll go check. - Thanks. 941 00:51:27,919 --> 00:51:31,714 Chickie will be wearing glasses with a camera allowing Marshall 942 00:51:31,881 --> 00:51:34,717 to watch everything from home. He'll tell her which wires to pinch 943 00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:39,555 and plug in to give him access to the casino surveillance cameras. 944 00:51:40,181 --> 00:51:41,057 Excellent. 945 00:51:41,224 --> 00:51:42,266 Very cool! 946 00:51:44,602 --> 00:51:47,814 Oops! I didn't know you were in a meeting. 947 00:51:53,528 --> 00:51:55,238 Excuse me, I need to use the bathroom. 948 00:51:57,490 --> 00:51:59,617 There he goes, at the best part. 949 00:51:59,826 --> 00:52:00,868 - Yes. - No. 950 00:52:01,035 --> 00:52:03,704 Yes, Amparito. Don't be silly. 951 00:52:04,664 --> 00:52:07,166 Come on, I'm the man of your dreams. 952 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:10,837 What? You're a sleazebag. 953 00:52:11,003 --> 00:52:13,965 No! I've changed, I've settled down. 954 00:52:14,132 --> 00:52:17,426 And I've got a lot of money coming my way. 955 00:52:17,593 --> 00:52:19,679 I'm going to make a queen out of you. 956 00:52:19,846 --> 00:52:22,390 You sure know how to seduce a woman. 957 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,600 Money, tons of it! 958 00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:26,561 You're a romantic at heart. 959 00:52:26,727 --> 00:52:28,771 Come on, get on your knees. 960 00:52:31,691 --> 00:52:33,693 If I do this, what will you think of me? 961 00:52:33,860 --> 00:52:36,612 If you don't bite me, only good things. 962 00:52:39,490 --> 00:52:41,534 Stick it in all the way, that's it. 963 00:52:41,826 --> 00:52:42,660 Torren-agh... 964 00:52:42,827 --> 00:52:45,538 If you don't gag, it's not a real blowjob. 965 00:52:45,705 --> 00:52:47,874 Oh, that's nice. Like that... 966 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,542 All the way in... 967 00:52:53,713 --> 00:52:55,590 Amparito, are these your panties? 968 00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:58,551 No, they're my aunt's. 969 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:07,643 Now give me a Segovian. 970 00:53:07,810 --> 00:53:09,478 - Segovian? - Yeah. 971 00:53:09,645 --> 00:53:11,647 The suckling pig. Swallow it whole. 972 00:53:17,153 --> 00:53:19,155 But without me I don't think... 973 00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:21,490 Okay, then. 974 00:53:24,368 --> 00:53:25,411 Where were we? 975 00:53:25,745 --> 00:53:27,038 The robbery. 976 00:53:27,330 --> 00:53:29,707 - Thanks, Gerardo. - Genaro, sir. 977 00:53:29,874 --> 00:53:31,209 Whatever. 978 00:53:31,417 --> 00:53:32,668 Like I was saying, 979 00:53:32,835 --> 00:53:34,670 Cuco and I will access the private area 980 00:53:34,837 --> 00:53:38,049 with the bracelet we took from the security guard. 981 00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:41,636 Once there, Marshall will record the empty corridors 982 00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:43,596 and play the recording in a loop 983 00:53:43,763 --> 00:53:46,599 to throw off the guards in the control room. 984 00:53:46,766 --> 00:53:49,602 Then we can walk freely to the elevator 985 00:53:49,769 --> 00:53:52,188 that will take us down to the vault. 986 00:53:52,396 --> 00:53:54,232 On our way down the corridor, 987 00:53:54,398 --> 00:53:58,027 Cuco and I will take out any guards we run into. 988 00:53:58,194 --> 00:54:00,238 How will we take them out? 989 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:03,449 Cuco, please! I can't believe you're asking me that. 990 00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:05,284 You were with me in Marbella. 991 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:08,746 I'm one of the best in Europe at hand-to-hand combat 992 00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,748 and martial arts. 993 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:34,730 Okay, we'll take a rifle with tranquilizer darts just in case. 994 00:54:46,075 --> 00:54:48,452 We'll wear gas masks in the elevator. 995 00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:52,832 Then we'll use a canister of tear gas on the last two guards. 996 00:55:04,093 --> 00:55:06,762 You're wondering what will happen once Cuco and I 997 00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:09,432 reach the door of the vault, aren't you? 998 00:55:09,849 --> 00:55:12,893 That's where Jesusin comes in. 999 00:55:13,436 --> 00:55:15,730 With the keys we stole from the casino manager, 1000 00:55:15,896 --> 00:55:17,523 you'll have to go to his house. 1001 00:55:35,249 --> 00:55:38,252 Once inside, you'll have to find his office. 1002 00:55:38,419 --> 00:55:42,089 Then you'll hack his PC with a special device 1003 00:55:42,256 --> 00:55:43,799 and decipher the code. 1004 00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:46,093 The fried pork fat. 1005 00:55:47,053 --> 00:55:49,805 I think you'll have trouble getting the code, Torrente. 1006 00:55:50,598 --> 00:55:51,557 Good grief. 1007 00:55:51,724 --> 00:55:53,309 Once we get the code, 1008 00:55:53,809 --> 00:55:58,439 Jesusin will give us the numbers of the combination to open it. 1009 00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:06,280 Once Cuco and I have the money in the bags, 1010 00:56:06,447 --> 00:56:07,573 we'll call the bomb squad 1011 00:56:07,740 --> 00:56:11,660 and they'll blast open a hole we can escape through. 1012 00:56:12,953 --> 00:56:15,081 I'm not keen on explosives. 1013 00:56:15,581 --> 00:56:17,500 They're too dangerous. 1014 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,584 Reme... 1015 00:56:18,751 --> 00:56:22,630 Don't you have some dusting or vacuuming to do? 1016 00:56:22,922 --> 00:56:23,631 No. 1017 00:56:23,798 --> 00:56:24,673 No. 1018 00:56:24,840 --> 00:56:26,217 How about some more goodies? 1019 00:56:26,384 --> 00:56:30,096 These vultures ate all the pork fat and some of us didn't get any. 1020 00:56:30,262 --> 00:56:32,139 Okay, I'll go check. 1021 00:56:32,306 --> 00:56:35,768 Right. We'll climb down to the sewer through the hole we blasted open. 1022 00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:42,191 Then we'll haul ass back to the sewer opening where we parked the van. 1023 00:56:43,025 --> 00:56:48,114 We'll climb up and take off before the police even realize. 1024 00:56:58,249 --> 00:57:00,167 If any of us makes a single mistake 1025 00:57:00,334 --> 00:57:02,878 the whole plan is fucked. You got that? 1026 00:57:03,045 --> 00:57:04,880 Why are you looking at me? 1027 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,008 Who should I look at, him? He makes me nervous. 1028 00:57:08,175 --> 00:57:09,635 He has a toad face. 1029 00:57:09,969 --> 00:57:13,806 The meeting point after the robbery will be Marshall's house, 1030 00:57:13,973 --> 00:57:17,560 where we'll split the loot in 11 nearly equal shares. 1031 00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:19,770 I want more money. 1032 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:24,233 You owe me 6,000 pesetas in whiskey, plus interest! 1033 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:26,735 Okay- 1034 00:57:26,902 --> 00:57:29,655 Your demand is duly noted, but we'll see. 1035 00:57:30,239 --> 00:57:31,407 Now listen up. 1036 00:57:31,574 --> 00:57:33,159 Once we split the money, 1037 00:57:33,325 --> 00:57:36,078 we can't see or talk to each other for a few weeks 1038 00:57:36,245 --> 00:57:38,372 so we don't raise suspicion. 1039 00:57:38,539 --> 00:57:41,208 You're each free to do whatever you want with your share, 1040 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:44,253 as long as you show no signs of sudden wealth. 1041 00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,630 How about some pork rind sandwiches? 1042 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:50,301 Can't say no to that. Save one for me. 1043 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:52,386 - Hold on. - Leave one for me at least. 1044 00:57:52,553 --> 00:57:53,679 Thanks! 1045 00:57:58,017 --> 00:57:58,767 Ready? 1046 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,102 ROBBERY D DAY 1047 00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:15,534 Room 141 isn't available. 1048 00:58:17,203 --> 00:58:19,246 I'm sorry, but the room you booked 1049 00:58:19,413 --> 00:58:22,666 isn't room 141, it's room 114. 1050 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,377 I may have made a mistake. But we want room 141. 1051 00:58:25,544 --> 00:58:28,756 Yes, Miss, but room 141 is occupied. 1052 00:58:28,923 --> 00:58:30,966 Then unoccupy it. Make them change rooms. 1053 00:58:31,133 --> 00:58:31,926 Who gives a shit! 1054 00:58:32,092 --> 00:58:35,346 It's the room right above the computer room! 1055 00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:37,848 Well, that's okay. 1056 00:58:38,182 --> 00:58:39,266 Honey... 1057 00:58:39,517 --> 00:58:41,268 We'll take this room. 1058 00:58:41,519 --> 00:58:42,603 You like scandal. 1059 00:58:42,895 --> 00:58:43,562 No... 1060 00:58:43,938 --> 00:58:46,690 You should be ashamed of yourself! A man your age. 1061 00:58:47,316 --> 00:58:48,442 Such a young girl. 1062 00:58:48,609 --> 00:58:50,945 You could be her father. 1063 00:58:51,111 --> 00:58:52,279 Even her grandfather! 1064 00:58:52,613 --> 00:58:53,531 She's a friend. 1065 00:58:53,948 --> 00:58:55,115 Oh, a friend. 1066 00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:57,159 Sleazebag. 1067 00:58:57,326 --> 00:58:58,285 Pervert. 1068 00:58:58,452 --> 00:58:59,870 Corrupting minors! 1069 00:59:00,037 --> 00:59:01,205 Cradle robber! 1070 00:59:01,372 --> 00:59:02,206 Show off. 1071 00:59:02,456 --> 00:59:04,166 Fucking dwarf! 1072 00:59:04,375 --> 00:59:07,086 I'm about to call hotel security. 1073 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,131 Mr. Alonso. 1074 00:59:12,341 --> 00:59:14,760 I'm not busy on Saturday anymore. 1075 00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:16,178 That's great! 1076 00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,806 If it's great or not depends on you. 1077 00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:24,937 You caught me on a good day. 1078 00:59:25,521 --> 00:59:27,064 There's your key. 1079 00:59:29,775 --> 00:59:33,237 Torrente, we have a tiny little problem. 1080 00:59:34,029 --> 00:59:35,322 We didn't get the room. 1081 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:41,579 Torrente! 1082 00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,455 Take it easy, Marshall. 1083 00:59:43,622 --> 00:59:46,834 I have to stay on top of these guys to get things right. 1084 00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:50,296 I'll just have to send Cuco to supervise the explosives. 1085 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:53,465 But that's okay, he's completely reliable. 1086 00:59:55,801 --> 00:59:57,720 Careful, here it comes! 1087 00:59:57,886 --> 00:59:59,972 We have to do this with pinpoint accuracy. 1088 01:00:00,139 --> 01:00:01,974 That stuff blows up just looking at it. 1089 01:00:02,141 --> 01:00:04,143 Don't worry, I never lose my cool. 1090 01:00:19,158 --> 01:00:21,744 This is pathetic. We have to abort the mission. 1091 01:00:26,373 --> 01:00:28,125 We're canceling, Torrente. 1092 01:00:28,792 --> 01:00:29,835 No, don't worry. 1093 01:00:30,002 --> 01:00:33,255 We just have our own way of doing things here. 1094 01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:36,717 That's exactly what worries me. 1095 01:00:36,884 --> 01:00:38,886 Relax, I'm telling you. 1096 01:00:39,136 --> 01:00:41,889 Things are rolling along smoothly just like you. 1097 01:00:42,056 --> 01:00:44,099 One more mistake and we cancel the mission. 1098 01:00:44,266 --> 01:00:46,226 - Got it? - I got it, I got it. 1099 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,396 We've almost got the room figured out. 1100 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:53,942 I guarantee from this moment on not a single mistake will be made. 1101 01:00:59,198 --> 01:01:00,741 How does this work? 1102 01:01:01,283 --> 01:01:02,826 It's backwards. There. 1103 01:01:03,118 --> 01:01:03,577 There. 1104 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:17,132 They classified and reached the Final, 1105 01:01:17,299 --> 01:01:20,219 but obviously we came here to win. 1106 01:01:20,386 --> 01:01:23,514 Let's hear what Catalonia's coach, Tomas Roncero, has to say. 1107 01:01:23,806 --> 01:01:24,890 Good evening, Jose. 1108 01:01:25,057 --> 01:01:27,518 We all know Jorge D'Alessandro is a great coach, 1109 01:01:27,685 --> 01:01:30,020 but I think tonight We'll have nothing to say. 1110 01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:32,690 We let our play do the talking. Catalonia hired me 1111 01:01:32,856 --> 01:01:35,484 to make football history and we will. 1112 01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:37,903 Babe, the match is about to begin. 1113 01:01:38,070 --> 01:01:40,864 If your mom doesn't want to come, that's fine. 1114 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,450 Don't be pushy, you only just came out of the bathroom. 1115 01:01:43,617 --> 01:01:45,119 Hurry up, ma'am! 1116 01:01:45,285 --> 01:01:47,121 Always rushing me... 1117 01:01:47,830 --> 01:01:50,249 An Argentinean scarf! She's provoking me. 1118 01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:53,919 - Are you expecting someone? - Me? 1119 01:01:54,086 --> 01:01:55,254 Who is it? 1120 01:01:55,587 --> 01:01:57,381 Room service! 1121 01:01:57,631 --> 01:02:00,801 - We didn't order anything. - Compliments of the hotel. 1122 01:02:00,968 --> 01:02:02,219 Oh, in that case... 1123 01:02:02,511 --> 01:02:03,554 Torrente! 1124 01:02:03,721 --> 01:02:06,807 I'm starting to hand out the trumpets. 1125 01:02:08,559 --> 01:02:09,184 Take one! 1126 01:02:09,351 --> 01:02:10,728 Take one! 1127 01:02:11,311 --> 01:02:13,313 Take one already, you're pissing me off! 1128 01:02:13,939 --> 01:02:14,898 You don't want one? 1129 01:02:16,108 --> 01:02:17,443 Goddamn it! 1130 01:02:27,578 --> 01:02:30,289 How could you forget the electric saw? 1131 01:02:33,333 --> 01:02:36,587 The banging is fine, but if you keep moving around 1132 01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:37,921 we can't watch the game. 1133 01:02:38,088 --> 01:02:39,590 Is he gonna bitch the whole time? 1134 01:02:39,882 --> 01:02:40,674 What did I say? 1135 01:02:40,841 --> 01:02:43,385 Keep quiet or I'll gag you. 1136 01:02:43,635 --> 01:02:46,346 He's bitter because we eliminated them in the first round. 1137 01:02:46,722 --> 01:02:48,932 Don't get in my shorts... 1138 01:02:49,099 --> 01:02:50,851 Leave him alone, he's holding a hammer. 1139 01:02:51,018 --> 01:02:52,853 Always getting in people's shorts and then nothing. 1140 01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:55,439 They have no team. They can't play worth shit. 1141 01:02:55,898 --> 01:02:57,316 6-0 against Gambia, Dani Guiza as coach. 1142 01:02:57,483 --> 01:02:58,776 - They're hopeless. - That's it. 1143 01:02:58,942 --> 01:03:01,612 I've heard enough. Time for the bag. Here we go. 1144 01:03:02,279 --> 01:03:03,197 What are you doing? 1145 01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:06,325 Cuco, put this guy in the bathroom. 1146 01:03:06,492 --> 01:03:07,576 I've got it. 1147 01:03:07,743 --> 01:03:09,244 Take this bag off me! 1148 01:03:09,411 --> 01:03:10,746 What are you doing? 1149 01:03:11,371 --> 01:03:13,373 At least give me a radio! 1150 01:03:13,540 --> 01:03:14,958 He's touching my tits! 1151 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,627 On the outside, with no intent. 1152 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:18,212 Cuadrado! Grab the granny. 1153 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:21,924 Fucking hell. 1154 01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:33,519 This is the last step. 1155 01:03:34,478 --> 01:03:36,438 - It's ready, Torrente. - Good. 1156 01:03:36,814 --> 01:03:38,398 This is ready too. 1157 01:03:40,776 --> 01:03:41,443 Ready, Antoñito? 1158 01:03:41,819 --> 01:03:43,362 Yes, I'm ready. 1159 01:03:43,612 --> 01:03:45,197 It's party time. 1160 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:49,159 Shut the fuck up! 1161 01:03:49,326 --> 01:03:52,371 - I'm rooting for my team! - Shut up already. 1162 01:03:53,163 --> 01:03:55,666 Sir, you can't come in here with that. 1163 01:03:55,833 --> 01:03:59,169 What did I do? I'm rooting for my team! 1164 01:03:59,336 --> 01:04:01,630 I'm rooting for my team. What did I do? 1165 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:02,381 Antoñito! 1166 01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:04,049 Now what, Torrente? 1167 01:04:04,216 --> 01:04:06,635 Don't worry, Marshall. We have an idea. 1168 01:04:07,302 --> 01:04:08,846 Or we need to come up with one. 1169 01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:11,473 Torrente, check out Argentina. 1170 01:04:11,974 --> 01:04:14,643 Look at that finesse. They're dangerous. 1171 01:04:14,935 --> 01:04:16,603 - Skinny Pastore...! - He shoots... 1172 01:04:17,479 --> 01:04:18,188 Goal! 1173 01:04:21,400 --> 01:04:23,193 Argentina scores! 1174 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:27,030 Argentina is close to winning the World Cup! 1175 01:04:37,416 --> 01:04:38,458 Damn! 1176 01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,253 Geez, I should have been a bullfighter. 1177 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,093 Shit. 1178 01:04:48,260 --> 01:04:49,678 They must have heard the explosion! 1179 01:04:49,845 --> 01:04:52,347 - It was pretty damn loud. - This could never work. 1180 01:04:52,514 --> 01:04:54,558 Relax, I'll handle it. 1181 01:04:57,853 --> 01:04:58,520 Hi. 1182 01:04:58,687 --> 01:05:00,898 - Is my husband in there? - No, he's busy. 1183 01:05:01,064 --> 01:05:05,527 He forgot his vegetable soup. His cholesterol... 1184 01:05:05,694 --> 01:05:08,363 I can't believe it! What is this? 1185 01:05:08,530 --> 01:05:10,908 So this was the plan! Tag-teaming the floozy! 1186 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:13,285 Floozy? Watch your mouth! 1187 01:05:13,452 --> 01:05:15,579 Take it easy! 1188 01:05:15,746 --> 01:05:16,705 Hands off! 1189 01:05:18,457 --> 01:05:19,374 Let go! 1190 01:05:20,292 --> 01:05:21,960 That's my hand, lady! 1191 01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:24,922 Let me go! 1192 01:05:27,382 --> 01:05:29,301 The referee holds up the yellow card. 1193 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:37,768 It's not funny. 1194 01:05:43,732 --> 01:05:45,525 You killed her! 1195 01:05:45,692 --> 01:05:47,736 She's not dead, she's tough as nails. 1196 01:05:47,903 --> 01:05:49,404 We're in trouble when she wakes up. 1197 01:05:49,571 --> 01:05:52,157 That's true. Damn, what a lady. 1198 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,977 It's plaster! Fucking dog scared the shit out of me. 1199 01:06:20,936 --> 01:06:23,230 I think the knot is tight enough. 1200 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:27,067 You forgot the pulley, the tripod with the motor, everything. 1201 01:06:27,234 --> 01:06:29,236 Relax, I'll lower her by hand. 1202 01:06:29,403 --> 01:06:32,239 - We're counting on you, Chickie. - That's what worries me. 1203 01:06:32,406 --> 01:06:33,156 Hey! 1204 01:06:33,323 --> 01:06:35,075 I won't let you down. 1205 01:06:35,242 --> 01:06:37,244 I trust you, Cuadrado. Let's go. 1206 01:06:38,453 --> 01:06:41,373 - Chickie, hold on tight. - Okay. 1207 01:06:41,540 --> 01:06:43,000 Here we go. 1208 01:06:43,250 --> 01:06:46,211 I thought you were dressing up as a guard too. 1209 01:06:46,378 --> 01:06:49,881 Please, kid. Different class. I'm undercover. 1210 01:07:01,518 --> 01:07:02,394 Be careful! 1211 01:07:02,644 --> 01:07:03,729 Careful! 1212 01:07:04,438 --> 01:07:05,564 Gently! 1213 01:07:08,567 --> 01:07:10,444 Careful when you reach the floor. 1214 01:07:12,988 --> 01:07:14,031 Slow down. 1215 01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:15,866 Dude, slow down! 1216 01:07:17,576 --> 01:07:19,286 The wire, Marshall... 1217 01:07:21,371 --> 01:07:22,748 Here we go. 1218 01:07:28,378 --> 01:07:29,921 Take out the device. 1219 01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:30,964 Okay- 1220 01:07:31,965 --> 01:07:32,674 What's this for? 1221 01:07:32,841 --> 01:07:33,884 It's a splitter. 1222 01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,135 A what? 1223 01:07:35,552 --> 01:07:36,595 It connects ports. 1224 01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:39,681 Damn it, I shouldn't have gotten stoned before this. 1225 01:07:48,356 --> 01:07:49,941 Connector RJ45. 1226 01:07:50,859 --> 01:07:52,778 I don't understand any of this! 1227 01:07:52,944 --> 01:07:55,614 1-02-53-D. 1228 01:07:55,781 --> 01:07:57,991 Talk to me in colors, damn it. 1229 01:07:58,200 --> 01:08:00,202 The red wire and the yellow wire. 1230 01:08:06,291 --> 01:08:07,334 Okay, connected. 1231 01:08:11,088 --> 01:08:12,339 Cameras connected. 1232 01:08:12,506 --> 01:08:15,467 Marshall, we're ready. Just give the word. 1233 01:08:15,634 --> 01:08:17,636 Recording empty corridor, connecting loop. 1234 01:08:18,553 --> 01:08:19,638 You can go in, Torrente. 1235 01:08:21,181 --> 01:08:22,099 Let's go. 1236 01:08:31,525 --> 01:08:33,443 Okay, Ramiro, let's go! 1237 01:08:34,027 --> 01:08:35,445 Go ahead, Torrente. 1238 01:08:35,695 --> 01:08:38,740 I've sent the image of the empty corridor 1239 01:08:38,907 --> 01:08:40,242 to the control room. 1240 01:08:40,534 --> 01:08:42,202 Look at them, we're too nice. 1241 01:08:42,369 --> 01:08:45,038 We taught them to touch pass and now they're showing off. 1242 01:08:45,205 --> 01:08:48,291 They're nastier than a camel with phlegm in its ear. 1243 01:08:48,458 --> 01:08:51,586 Look at how they run. They don't know where they're going. 1244 01:08:53,505 --> 01:08:55,674 Keep going, you're clear. 1245 01:08:56,550 --> 01:08:57,926 Are we going the right way? 1246 01:08:58,093 --> 01:08:59,219 Stop. Be careful. 1247 01:08:59,469 --> 01:09:02,347 There's a guard in the corridor on the right. 1248 01:09:04,141 --> 01:09:05,600 Can I shoot him? Can I? 1249 01:09:05,767 --> 01:09:07,853 You? Don't be ridiculous. 1250 01:09:13,400 --> 01:09:13,984 Let's go. 1251 01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,366 The last two guards 1252 01:09:21,533 --> 01:09:23,326 are at the elevator to the vault. 1253 01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:25,078 Okay- 1254 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:30,542 Let me shoot them, I have good aim. 1255 01:09:30,709 --> 01:09:32,252 You can't shoot for shit! 1256 01:09:32,419 --> 01:09:33,837 I always won at the fair. 1257 01:09:34,004 --> 01:09:36,339 This isn't a fair, it's the heist of the century! 1258 01:09:36,506 --> 01:09:38,300 Relax, I know what I'm doing! 1259 01:09:40,719 --> 01:09:42,512 Hey, no problem. 1260 01:09:42,679 --> 01:09:44,931 I'm immune to all drugs. 1261 01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:50,312 I prefer the day shift, I get tired at night. 1262 01:09:51,605 --> 01:09:52,480 Damn it... 1263 01:09:52,647 --> 01:09:54,733 Cuco! You're gonna fuck this up. 1264 01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:59,196 They had to anesthetize me 3 times when they operated on my foreskin. 1265 01:09:59,362 --> 01:10:01,615 This has no effect on me. It's like... 1266 01:10:13,084 --> 01:10:14,419 Why? 1267 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:17,130 Fucker won't go down! 1268 01:10:24,721 --> 01:10:25,931 The bastard... 1269 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:32,145 Help! 1270 01:10:32,520 --> 01:10:33,688 Help! 1271 01:10:36,775 --> 01:10:37,734 Kid! 1272 01:10:37,901 --> 01:10:40,028 Here, wake up. You wanted to shoot somebody. 1273 01:10:40,195 --> 01:10:42,781 Here, this guy seems to like it. 1274 01:10:48,036 --> 01:10:49,120 Help! 1275 01:10:56,795 --> 01:10:58,421 - Easy, Chickie. - Careful! 1276 01:10:58,588 --> 01:10:59,506 You're safe. 1277 01:11:12,894 --> 01:11:13,812 Goddamn it! 1278 01:11:15,146 --> 01:11:17,357 Quickly! There's interference. 1279 01:11:17,607 --> 01:11:21,194 I can't believe you're still working at age 70. 1280 01:11:21,361 --> 01:11:23,655 It's disgraceful that they raised 1281 01:11:23,822 --> 01:11:25,615 the retirement age to 72. 1282 01:11:25,782 --> 01:11:28,576 Then you demand an explanation and they blow you off. 1283 01:11:28,743 --> 01:11:30,078 - They don't listen. - They're cowards. 1284 01:11:30,245 --> 01:11:35,667 Cowards and sinners. Sinners going straight to hell. 1285 01:11:36,584 --> 01:11:39,212 Someone has to restart the connections. 1286 01:11:39,379 --> 01:11:40,171 I don't know. 1287 01:11:42,507 --> 01:11:45,468 Antoñito, come up to room 141 right away. 1288 01:11:45,635 --> 01:11:47,762 I can't, I'm busy. 1289 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:50,515 It's a matter of life or death! 1290 01:11:50,682 --> 01:11:53,476 I have a shot at the jackpot, damn it! 1291 01:12:00,233 --> 01:12:02,277 He's a tough one, isn't he? 1292 01:12:03,236 --> 01:12:04,279 Let's go. 1293 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,831 Mr. Martians, Mr. Martians. 1294 01:12:15,206 --> 01:12:16,458 This isn't going too well. 1295 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,127 "Listen, listen." 1296 01:12:22,714 --> 01:12:24,382 I can't see anything on your camera. 1297 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:28,178 I bumped my head, it must be broken. 1298 01:12:28,470 --> 01:12:30,638 Then I need images 1299 01:12:30,805 --> 01:12:33,683 - from your cell phone. - Okay, hold on. 1300 01:12:34,059 --> 01:12:35,268 Coming right up. 1301 01:12:36,728 --> 01:12:38,938 Open Bluetooth, camera and send. 1302 01:12:53,244 --> 01:12:56,247 You can't sleep now, you'll fuck up the plan! 1303 01:12:56,831 --> 01:12:59,084 Haven't you got something to pick you up? 1304 01:12:59,250 --> 01:13:01,461 Yeah, I have some glue. 1305 01:13:01,711 --> 01:13:03,546 But I don't sniff it, I lick it. 1306 01:13:05,173 --> 01:13:07,759 It's a glue stick. That works? 1307 01:13:07,926 --> 01:13:09,761 Faster than a speeding bullet! 1308 01:13:09,928 --> 01:13:12,097 Okay, the gas masks. 1309 01:13:15,934 --> 01:13:17,394 What the fuck is this? 1310 01:13:17,769 --> 01:13:20,939 It was late and the shops were closed. 1311 01:13:21,106 --> 01:13:24,150 And there was no room in the bag for them. 1312 01:13:24,317 --> 01:13:25,276 Okay- 1313 01:13:26,611 --> 01:13:27,737 The canister. 1314 01:13:35,954 --> 01:13:38,957 Torrente, it's stuck to my hand. 1315 01:13:39,416 --> 01:13:43,336 All I'm asking is if it's crossed your mind. 1316 01:13:43,586 --> 01:13:44,546 No. 1317 01:13:44,712 --> 01:13:48,299 - Not even when you were younger? - Not then and not now. No. 1318 01:13:49,843 --> 01:13:51,010 You have? 1319 01:13:51,302 --> 01:13:52,971 - No way. - You have. 1320 01:13:53,346 --> 01:13:54,764 - You have. - No way. 1321 01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:56,683 - You've been with a guy. - Yeah, right. 1322 01:13:56,850 --> 01:13:58,017 - You have. - No. 1323 01:13:58,435 --> 01:14:01,062 - In your home town... - No! 1324 01:14:01,521 --> 01:14:03,064 - You've tried it. - No! 1325 01:14:03,314 --> 01:14:04,149 Shit... 1326 01:14:06,317 --> 01:14:07,527 Who's there? 1327 01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,029 - Shit! - Sorry about that! 1328 01:14:10,196 --> 01:14:11,948 - You broke my nose! - Stop the bleeding! 1329 01:14:12,115 --> 01:14:12,949 Who the fuck are you guys? 1330 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:14,200 Take a deep breath, fuckers! 1331 01:14:14,367 --> 01:14:16,286 Get that fucking thing out of here! 1332 01:14:16,453 --> 01:14:18,705 - You haven't heard the latest. - You don't say. 1333 01:14:18,872 --> 01:14:22,834 Even better. They've stopped Phase 2 of the casino expansion. 1334 01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:25,628 - Get that thing out of here! - Bastard! 1335 01:14:31,301 --> 01:14:33,636 - Time for your siesta. - Come on. 1336 01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:43,313 Don't worry, Chickie. I'm coming to rescue you. 1337 01:14:44,522 --> 01:14:45,648 There it is. 1338 01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:52,280 Jesusin, send me the code. 1339 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:57,494 Marshall, damn it... 1340 01:14:57,660 --> 01:14:58,536 What the fuck? 1341 01:14:58,703 --> 01:15:01,289 The countdown has begun. You have one minute. 1342 01:15:01,581 --> 01:15:03,249 Jesusin, the code! 1343 01:15:03,416 --> 01:15:04,501 One minute, one minute! 1344 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:07,003 We don't have one minute! 1345 01:15:07,212 --> 01:15:09,297 Okay, let's see. 1346 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:13,092 Give me a second, Mr. Torrente. 1347 01:15:13,259 --> 01:15:16,054 Jesusin... holy fucking shit! 1348 01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:17,764 The number isn't coming up. 1349 01:15:18,056 --> 01:15:20,225 - He said it's not there. - He gets flustered sometimes. 1350 01:15:20,642 --> 01:15:22,519 Okay, here come the numbers. 1351 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:23,811 Hurry the fuck up! 1352 01:15:23,978 --> 01:15:26,356 Hey, I can't work under pressure. 1353 01:15:26,523 --> 01:15:30,068 Come and do it yourself. I'm having a rough time here. 1354 01:15:30,276 --> 01:15:31,027 Come on, cuz! 1355 01:15:31,194 --> 01:15:32,570 Come on, damn it! 1356 01:15:32,737 --> 01:15:33,613 I've got it! 1357 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,281 Four, six... 1358 01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:36,324 Five... 1359 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:37,825 Zero... 1360 01:15:37,992 --> 01:15:38,868 Seven... 1361 01:15:39,035 --> 01:15:39,702 One... 1362 01:15:39,869 --> 01:15:40,662 Four... 1363 01:15:42,413 --> 01:15:43,206 Two... 1364 01:15:43,998 --> 01:15:44,832 There's a number missing. 1365 01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:47,085 What the fuck? This number is missing. 1366 01:15:47,252 --> 01:15:48,503 There's a number missing, damn it! 1367 01:15:48,670 --> 01:15:50,213 I don't know, it's stuck! 1368 01:15:50,380 --> 01:15:52,090 It's stuck, wait a second! 1369 01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:54,384 - Come on, Jesusin! - We're fucked. 1370 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,177 It won't stop! 1371 01:15:56,678 --> 01:15:57,929 The fucking last number! 1372 01:15:59,305 --> 01:16:00,098 I've got it! 1373 01:16:00,807 --> 01:16:01,683 Two, Mr. Torrente. 1374 01:16:01,849 --> 01:16:02,892 Two! Two! 1375 01:16:03,101 --> 01:16:03,893 Two! 1376 01:16:04,102 --> 01:16:05,144 The alarm! 1377 01:16:05,645 --> 01:16:06,896 Come on, Torrente! 1378 01:16:13,027 --> 01:16:14,070 What are you doing? 1379 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:16,239 - Stop, damn it! - I'm getting dizzy! 1380 01:16:16,948 --> 01:16:17,657 Fuck! 1381 01:16:18,783 --> 01:16:20,743 Stop raising and lowering me! 1382 01:16:20,910 --> 01:16:21,661 That fucking hurt! 1383 01:16:21,828 --> 01:16:22,870 I'm falling... 1384 01:16:23,663 --> 01:16:25,164 I'm getting dizzy! 1385 01:16:25,582 --> 01:16:26,708 Not again! 1386 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:29,127 Goddamn it! 1387 01:16:29,836 --> 01:16:31,087 Goddamn it! 1388 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:33,423 Goddamn it! Goddamn... 1389 01:16:33,590 --> 01:16:36,050 And the government thinks people will vote for them again 1390 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:38,261 because they lowered sales tax to 42%. 1391 01:16:38,428 --> 01:16:40,138 Give me a fucking break! 1392 01:16:47,604 --> 01:16:50,231 It's a miracle! It's a miracle! 1393 01:16:50,481 --> 01:16:52,984 Olé, pesetas! Olé, pesetas! 1394 01:16:53,151 --> 01:16:56,696 Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah! 1395 01:16:56,863 --> 01:16:57,989 You idiot! 1396 01:16:58,156 --> 01:17:01,117 Not a single peseta stays behind. Fill the bags. 1397 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,711 And you saw Catalonia, we knew it would spread. 1398 01:17:11,878 --> 01:17:15,381 Now the Basques want the same thing. The grass is always greener. 1399 01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:16,966 What will happen next? 1400 01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:20,511 Theme Parks asking for independence so they can be like Monaco! 1401 01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:22,930 - Antoñito! - We're good! 1402 01:17:23,097 --> 01:17:24,265 And Chickie? 1403 01:17:24,515 --> 01:17:27,435 I'm going to give her mouth-to-mouth 1404 01:17:27,602 --> 01:17:29,646 to redeem her. 1405 01:17:33,816 --> 01:17:35,068 That's Antoñito. 1406 01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:39,238 Gross, man! Get off me! 1407 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,451 Look, Torrente! Works of art! 1408 01:17:44,327 --> 01:17:46,621 Great works of "picturesqueness." 1409 01:17:47,497 --> 01:17:49,290 Like in the casinos in Las Vegas. 1410 01:17:49,666 --> 01:17:50,375 And that? 1411 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:51,626 What is this? 1412 01:17:53,127 --> 01:17:54,045 Shit! 1413 01:17:54,212 --> 01:17:55,463 Damn, kid. 1414 01:17:56,214 --> 01:17:57,799 Fucking unbelievable! 1415 01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:02,428 Good lord. And the French brag about the Mona Lisa. 1416 01:18:02,679 --> 01:18:04,222 Now that's art. 1417 01:18:04,389 --> 01:18:05,973 I'm getting all emotional. 1418 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:09,102 - You know, Stendhal Syndrome. - "Standard." 1419 01:18:09,268 --> 01:18:09,852 No wonder. 1420 01:18:18,111 --> 01:18:19,779 Red with orange, orange with brown, 1421 01:18:19,946 --> 01:18:21,698 brown, green, blue, blue, white, 1422 01:18:21,864 --> 01:18:23,282 black, orange, okay. 1423 01:18:23,491 --> 01:18:25,201 Have you made the connections? 1424 01:18:25,368 --> 01:18:27,787 Yeah, we're all set. How are you doing? 1425 01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,997 - This is ready to go. - Ready! 1426 01:18:30,164 --> 01:18:31,249 No, no, no! 1427 01:18:35,211 --> 01:18:37,255 They've opened the hole. Let's go. 1428 01:18:43,177 --> 01:18:44,554 - But... - Right there. 1429 01:18:45,346 --> 01:18:47,557 Look at all of them. They're going in. 1430 01:18:47,724 --> 01:18:49,016 They want something. 1431 01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:58,359 You guys went a little overboard! 1432 01:18:59,152 --> 01:19:00,987 - Where's Genaro? - Genaro! 1433 01:19:01,654 --> 01:19:02,864 He's over there. 1434 01:19:04,699 --> 01:19:05,658 And there. 1435 01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:07,201 And there too. 1436 01:19:09,245 --> 01:19:10,288 Oh, no! 1437 01:19:10,788 --> 01:19:12,415 You wanna talk to him? 1438 01:19:12,582 --> 01:19:14,917 - Get that away from me. - Oh my God, Torrente! 1439 01:19:15,084 --> 01:19:17,295 More money to split up. 1440 01:19:21,132 --> 01:19:22,383 I can't... 1441 01:19:24,177 --> 01:19:25,928 I can't... 1442 01:19:26,345 --> 01:19:27,096 Torrente? 1443 01:19:27,472 --> 01:19:28,514 Torrente. 1444 01:19:30,391 --> 01:19:31,058 Torrente? 1445 01:19:31,309 --> 01:19:31,934 Torrente. 1446 01:19:33,394 --> 01:19:33,936 Torrente... 1447 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:43,613 Hurry, Ricardito. Climb up! 1448 01:19:53,581 --> 01:19:55,208 We left your wife up there! 1449 01:19:55,374 --> 01:19:56,459 Thank God. 1450 01:20:01,047 --> 01:20:02,465 Come on, let's go! 1451 01:20:02,840 --> 01:20:04,759 We have to wait for the others. 1452 01:20:04,926 --> 01:20:08,513 Don't be absurd! This place will be swarming with cops! 1453 01:20:08,679 --> 01:20:10,473 We can't endanger the money! 1454 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:11,516 My girlfriend! 1455 01:20:11,682 --> 01:20:15,436 Always yapping about that midget! You can meet up with her later! 1456 01:20:15,603 --> 01:20:16,979 You're right. 1457 01:20:17,146 --> 01:20:20,775 When she sees we're not here, she'll go straight to Marshall's house. 1458 01:20:20,942 --> 01:20:24,362 Then she won't see you. There's a change of plan. 1459 01:20:24,612 --> 01:20:26,155 We're going to Reme's, 1460 01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:29,575 we'll split the money and disappear forever. 1461 01:20:29,742 --> 01:20:30,368 Yes, sir. 1462 01:20:30,535 --> 01:20:33,663 Then I have to call my girlfriend and my cousin Jesusin. 1463 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:43,214 Eenie, meenie, miney, moe. Catch a weenie by the toe. 1464 01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:46,926 We have to split up the money. 1465 01:20:47,093 --> 01:20:48,719 We have to wait for the others. 1466 01:20:48,886 --> 01:20:52,306 What are you talking about? Finders keepers! 1467 01:20:57,186 --> 01:20:59,605 How's it going, Torrente? Everything okay? 1468 01:21:00,565 --> 01:21:03,234 Great, "fantastic," Mr. Marshall. 1469 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:05,111 This was the meeting point, right? 1470 01:21:05,278 --> 01:21:06,362 No, Torrente. 1471 01:21:06,529 --> 01:21:11,033 This was not the meeting point, not our meeting point. 1472 01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:12,410 But luckily 1473 01:21:12,577 --> 01:21:14,787 you're just like me. 1474 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:15,913 Ambitious, 1475 01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:17,790 stingy 1476 01:21:18,249 --> 01:21:20,001 and disloyal, but... 1477 01:21:21,502 --> 01:21:22,545 an imbecile. 1478 01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:23,296 Hey! 1479 01:21:23,462 --> 01:21:25,840 Torrente, where's his wheelchair? 1480 01:21:26,007 --> 01:21:30,845 In war, they say one must never reveal his weaknesses to the enemy. 1481 01:21:31,262 --> 01:21:34,432 But I think they should. 1482 01:21:34,599 --> 01:21:37,476 The problem is, I don't have any. 1483 01:21:37,852 --> 01:21:40,021 So I make them up. 1484 01:21:40,271 --> 01:21:42,815 Marshall, this is a mistake. We can work it out. 1485 01:21:42,982 --> 01:21:45,192 Don't worry about it, Torrente. 1486 01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:49,071 With your criminal record and all the clues you guys left, 1487 01:21:49,238 --> 01:21:51,949 you'll go right back to prison. 1488 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:53,868 Meanwhile, 1489 01:21:54,035 --> 01:21:55,703 I have clean hands... 1490 01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:14,931 He's taking Paqui too! 1491 01:22:15,097 --> 01:22:16,474 Wrong, schmucko. 1492 01:22:16,641 --> 01:22:19,226 Nobody's taking me, I'm walking out of here. 1493 01:22:19,435 --> 01:22:20,227 Did you really think 1494 01:22:20,394 --> 01:22:24,398 I would choose to stay with the ugly stupid guys? 1495 01:22:24,565 --> 01:22:25,816 Did she call us ugly? 1496 01:22:28,152 --> 01:22:29,403 Son of a bitch! 1497 01:22:29,570 --> 01:22:32,448 He took the money! He took the money! 1498 01:22:33,324 --> 01:22:35,910 Torrente, they have firearms! 1499 01:22:37,203 --> 01:22:38,871 They're going to the airport in La Moraleja. 1500 01:22:39,038 --> 01:22:42,124 I heard them before. They have a plane ready to leave the country. 1501 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:42,708 We have to stop them. 1502 01:22:42,875 --> 01:22:45,753 I put Whiskers' cell phone in Marshall's pocket. 1503 01:22:45,920 --> 01:22:48,214 We can track him with mine. 1504 01:22:48,381 --> 01:22:49,757 Let's go! To the truck! 1505 01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:56,013 What's up, Mr. Torrente? Have we got the money or not? 1506 01:22:56,180 --> 01:22:59,517 Not at the moment. But at least we have an awesome car. 1507 01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:01,310 To the airport! 1508 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:05,773 Manolito, you guys wait for the others and catch up to us in the truck. 1509 01:23:05,940 --> 01:23:09,694 That will take forever! You'd better not run with the money! 1510 01:23:09,860 --> 01:23:12,571 Please! What kind of person do you think I am? 1511 01:23:13,239 --> 01:23:14,198 Let's go! 1512 01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:16,409 I don't like this anymore, I want to go home. 1513 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:20,454 It's too late for that, Ricardito. Let's go. 1514 01:23:23,624 --> 01:23:25,835 What's the problem? Can't you speed up? 1515 01:23:31,382 --> 01:23:33,592 Look, there's his car! 1516 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:38,139 Stop here. 1517 01:23:43,102 --> 01:23:44,478 They're still here. 1518 01:23:44,645 --> 01:23:47,273 The element of surprise is in our favor. Let's go! 1519 01:24:10,463 --> 01:24:12,173 The plane was abandoned here 1520 01:24:12,339 --> 01:24:15,926 with everything else. We checked, it works perfectly. 1521 01:24:16,260 --> 01:24:19,430 And they built all this for the 2028 Madrid Olympics. Damn! 1522 01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:22,391 Yeah, but they didn't get the bid so it's all abandoned. 1523 01:24:29,774 --> 01:24:30,733 Come on! 1524 01:24:39,742 --> 01:24:41,243 No, it's "Let's go." 1525 01:24:48,501 --> 01:24:51,796 We have him located. He's in the boarding area. 1526 01:24:51,962 --> 01:24:53,631 We can ambush them. 1527 01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:57,384 They're stronger, but we're smarter. 1528 01:24:57,551 --> 01:24:58,552 Let's go! 1529 01:25:02,765 --> 01:25:04,475 Freeze! Nobody move! 1530 01:25:07,019 --> 01:25:07,812 Torrente? 1531 01:25:09,063 --> 01:25:10,981 I wasn't expecting to see you here. 1532 01:25:11,148 --> 01:25:13,484 Looks like I'll have to kill you. 1533 01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:16,070 You may not realize that we outnumber you. 1534 01:25:16,862 --> 01:25:18,405 No, Marshall. 1535 01:25:18,697 --> 01:25:21,200 There are less of you, and we're better. 1536 01:25:21,534 --> 01:25:22,076 "We?" 1537 01:25:22,785 --> 01:25:23,661 Guys! 1538 01:25:24,537 --> 01:25:25,704 Guys! 1539 01:25:28,791 --> 01:25:30,543 Torrente, you're pathetic. 1540 01:25:31,210 --> 01:25:33,295 I can tell you're Spanish. 1541 01:25:33,629 --> 01:25:35,923 That's why you conquered South America 1542 01:25:36,090 --> 01:25:38,050 and we conquered North America. 1543 01:25:38,342 --> 01:25:40,553 Losing is in your genes. 1544 01:25:40,761 --> 01:25:43,139 It's wrong to call an Athletico fan a loser. 1545 01:25:44,265 --> 01:25:48,477 But using the words "pathetic" and "Spanish" in the same sentence... 1546 01:25:48,644 --> 01:25:49,311 You'll pay for that! 1547 01:26:04,743 --> 01:26:06,287 Stop, suckers! 1548 01:26:09,206 --> 01:26:10,583 The game is over! 1549 01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,293 Give us the money or I'll waste the broad! 1550 01:26:12,668 --> 01:26:15,462 By any chance do you think silicon 1551 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:17,381 will work as a bulletproof vest? 1552 01:26:17,548 --> 01:26:19,216 Hey! These are natural! 1553 01:26:28,058 --> 01:26:30,603 Torrente, go with God. 1554 01:26:33,522 --> 01:26:35,608 Awesome work, kid! 1555 01:26:35,941 --> 01:26:37,985 Grab the cash and let's go! 1556 01:26:40,029 --> 01:26:41,363 Not so fast. 1557 01:26:41,530 --> 01:26:43,073 The money's coming with us. 1558 01:26:43,240 --> 01:26:44,950 Bring the bags over here, Fatso. 1559 01:26:45,659 --> 01:26:46,327 Fatso? 1560 01:26:53,792 --> 01:26:55,628 Torrente, get in! 1561 01:26:55,794 --> 01:26:57,296 There are cops everywhere! 1562 01:26:57,463 --> 01:26:58,923 Come on, get in! 1563 01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:01,050 No, not the truck. 1564 01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:02,801 I have a better idea. 1565 01:27:03,385 --> 01:27:06,847 Welcome to Captain Cudilleros' fifth tutorial. 1566 01:27:07,181 --> 01:27:12,394 Today I'm going to show you how to take off in a 747. 1567 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,188 Internet is awesome, kid. 1568 01:27:14,355 --> 01:27:16,398 You can learn anything from how to fry an egg 1569 01:27:16,565 --> 01:27:19,235 to making an atomic bomb with used batteries. 1570 01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:22,446 I don't know about this, Mr. Torrente... 1571 01:27:22,821 --> 01:27:26,909 Between this and your experience fumigating the cabbage fields back home, 1572 01:27:27,076 --> 01:27:28,535 it's a piece of cake. 1573 01:27:28,702 --> 01:27:31,789 - I was a little boy! - It's like riding a bike. 1574 01:27:31,956 --> 01:27:34,792 Just watch the video and start pressing buttons. 1575 01:27:40,464 --> 01:27:41,507 Hit it. 1576 01:27:47,513 --> 01:27:49,056 We're moving, you see? 1577 01:27:57,231 --> 01:27:57,815 Torrente! 1578 01:27:57,982 --> 01:27:58,691 Torrente! 1579 01:27:59,108 --> 01:28:00,317 I'll be right back. 1580 01:28:00,859 --> 01:28:03,195 - ...firmly and blow. - Come on, we're leaving! 1581 01:28:03,362 --> 01:28:05,698 Please bring me a piña colada. 1582 01:28:05,864 --> 01:28:08,993 - Do I look like a stewardess? - And some olives! 1583 01:28:09,326 --> 01:28:11,996 Ricardito decided he didn't want to fly 1584 01:28:12,162 --> 01:28:13,872 and he jumped out when we started moving. 1585 01:28:14,039 --> 01:28:17,084 That bozo? Fuck him. Who cares? More money for us. 1586 01:28:17,251 --> 01:28:20,587 - That's why you bothered me? - No, because the police are here. 1587 01:28:27,136 --> 01:28:29,555 The police! Goddamn it... 1588 01:28:30,848 --> 01:28:33,017 The police! The police are here! 1589 01:28:35,019 --> 01:28:37,771 Jesusin, let's go! We have to accelerate. 1590 01:28:37,938 --> 01:28:39,690 The police are here. Let's go! 1591 01:28:39,857 --> 01:28:42,526 Accelerating is easy, but then how do we take off? 1592 01:28:42,735 --> 01:28:44,903 We'll figure it out as we go along. 1593 01:28:45,404 --> 01:28:46,613 Hold on tight! 1594 01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:03,005 Torrente! Torrente! 1595 01:29:03,339 --> 01:29:04,131 I'll be right back. 1596 01:29:04,631 --> 01:29:07,009 Okay, friends. That concludes my first 1597 01:29:07,176 --> 01:29:09,428 tutorial. Don't miss Part 2 1598 01:29:09,595 --> 01:29:12,806 where I'll explain the mechanics behind a perfect take off. 1599 01:29:12,973 --> 01:29:13,974 What's wrong? 1600 01:29:14,141 --> 01:29:16,393 Look who's out there! You won't believe it! 1601 01:29:27,404 --> 01:29:28,280 It's Marshall! 1602 01:29:28,655 --> 01:29:30,574 I thought we killed him! 1603 01:29:30,949 --> 01:29:31,950 We have to throw something at him. 1604 01:29:33,243 --> 01:29:34,411 Here... 1605 01:29:35,162 --> 01:29:37,247 Welcome to my second tutorial... 1606 01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:40,584 - The ice cream cart. - Not the ice cream! 1607 01:30:01,105 --> 01:30:02,398 Pull me up! 1608 01:30:06,443 --> 01:30:08,028 Pull me up, you bastards! 1609 01:30:09,947 --> 01:30:11,281 - Climb up! - Torrente! 1610 01:30:21,208 --> 01:30:22,835 Marshall, stop! 1611 01:30:45,983 --> 01:30:48,861 - Torrente, we'll help you! - A rope! 1612 01:30:49,027 --> 01:30:49,820 Quick! 1613 01:30:49,987 --> 01:30:51,280 A rope in a plane? 1614 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:53,073 This might work! 1615 01:31:05,377 --> 01:31:06,670 Grab it! 1616 01:31:09,173 --> 01:31:11,884 Now everybody pull towards the aisle! 1617 01:31:17,139 --> 01:31:18,098 Come on, Torrente! 1618 01:31:18,265 --> 01:31:20,225 You made it! 1619 01:31:20,392 --> 01:31:22,603 Torrente, Jesusin is calling you! 1620 01:31:22,769 --> 01:31:23,854 We have to take off! 1621 01:31:26,190 --> 01:31:28,317 - What's up? - Look up ahead! 1622 01:31:28,859 --> 01:31:30,444 Damn! 1623 01:31:31,445 --> 01:31:32,613 Mother of God! 1624 01:31:32,779 --> 01:31:36,617 We have to fly right now. Like birds. See that lever? 1625 01:31:37,993 --> 01:31:39,119 - This? - Pull it. 1626 01:31:39,286 --> 01:31:39,870 Here we go! 1627 01:31:59,264 --> 01:32:02,559 Goodbye! Goodbye, Marshall! 1628 01:32:11,902 --> 01:32:14,655 I turned on the automatic pilot. Where to? 1629 01:32:14,821 --> 01:32:16,740 To Torremolinos, kid! 1630 01:32:17,115 --> 01:32:25,115 SOMEWHERE LOST IN SOUTH AMERICA 1631 01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:37,594 Damn, this doesn't look like Torremolinos to me. 1632 01:32:37,803 --> 01:32:40,222 As long as there's whiskey, hookers 1633 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:43,350 and other cultural activities to spend our money on, the farther the better. 1634 01:32:43,517 --> 01:32:44,977 We've been walking for two hours. 1635 01:32:45,143 --> 01:32:46,853 These look like coca leaves. 1636 01:32:47,020 --> 01:32:49,022 Don't be greedy, pick some for everyone. 1637 01:32:49,189 --> 01:32:51,441 - Spread the wealth. - Don't be stingy. 1638 01:32:51,608 --> 01:32:53,819 - No fighting. - Save some for later. 1639 01:32:55,112 --> 01:32:57,990 Torrente! There are snails over here! 1640 01:33:01,660 --> 01:33:04,288 Hey, the money's falling out. 1641 01:33:04,454 --> 01:33:06,790 Damn it, there's a hole in this thing. 1642 01:33:07,040 --> 01:33:08,584 We can't lose a single bill. 1643 01:33:11,169 --> 01:33:12,004 What the fuck? 1644 01:33:12,379 --> 01:33:14,381 What is this? 1645 01:33:14,631 --> 01:33:15,591 It can't be! 1646 01:33:15,757 --> 01:33:17,968 - What the hell? - It's full of fake bills! 1647 01:33:18,302 --> 01:33:20,887 They're fake! They're fake! 1648 01:33:21,138 --> 01:33:22,264 Fuck! 1649 01:33:22,514 --> 01:33:25,851 I don't care, I want my share! 1650 01:33:36,278 --> 01:33:40,657 BE LIVE CANOA - DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HOTEL PARADISE 1651 01:33:40,824 --> 01:33:43,535 Auntie! Auntie! 1652 01:33:44,453 --> 01:33:46,747 You don't know what you're missing. 1653 01:33:46,913 --> 01:33:50,375 This place is paradise. And tomorrow we're flying to Hawaii. 1654 01:33:51,043 --> 01:33:53,045 You should have come! 1655 01:33:53,211 --> 01:33:56,965 Sweetie, I hate flying. 1656 01:33:57,132 --> 01:33:59,384 I'm just fine here at the Parador in Toledo. 1657 01:33:59,551 --> 01:34:02,137 I see you made a little friend! 1658 01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:07,559 This guy? He's the stud I rented on the Internet. 1659 01:34:08,101 --> 01:34:11,063 He's a bit Gothic, but he does crazy shit to me. 1660 01:34:11,229 --> 01:34:13,023 What I don't understand 1661 01:34:13,190 --> 01:34:16,610 is how you changed the bags without anyone noticing. 1662 01:34:16,777 --> 01:34:18,487 When Ricardito said he didn't trust the American 1663 01:34:18,654 --> 01:34:20,989 and asked me to help him, I didn't think twice. 1664 01:34:21,156 --> 01:34:25,661 Grab the money and we'll take it to a tax haven. 1665 01:34:26,036 --> 01:34:29,665 That morning Ricardito prepared the bags with the fake money 1666 01:34:29,831 --> 01:34:32,334 and left them in the container by the sewer. 1667 01:34:32,959 --> 01:34:36,171 Since he came out first, he quickly changed them. 1668 01:34:46,264 --> 01:34:50,435 Then I went back for the bags with the real money. 1669 01:34:53,939 --> 01:34:57,067 My baby is so smart! 1670 01:34:57,234 --> 01:35:03,115 I imagine Mr. Torrente and the boys will come back for their share. 1671 01:35:03,281 --> 01:35:03,699 Of course. 1672 01:35:03,865 --> 01:35:07,953 That's why we're spending it as fast as we can, right, honey? 1673 01:35:10,580 --> 01:35:13,959 Let's go back to the room, I'll give you a Segovian. 1674 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:15,377 Or a titty-hump. 1675 01:35:15,544 --> 01:35:17,879 Anything you want, baby. But not here. 1676 01:35:18,046 --> 01:35:20,465 Ricardo, we're in a foreign country! 1677 01:35:20,757 --> 01:35:23,510 Ricardo, behind the palm tree! Not here! 1678 01:35:24,845 --> 01:35:28,932 IN THE SAME PLACE LOST IN SOUTH AMERICA AS BEFORE... 1679 01:35:29,766 --> 01:35:31,977 BUT FARTHER AWAY... 1680 01:35:32,144 --> 01:35:35,605 I invented this. It's my creation. 1681 01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:37,315 Coconut water. 1682 01:35:37,566 --> 01:35:39,401 And La Ina dry sherry. 1683 01:35:39,568 --> 01:35:41,778 - The latest cocktail. - Anything else? 1684 01:35:43,196 --> 01:35:45,282 Watch it! I'll bash your head in! 1685 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:47,200 I'll shove this tray down your throat! 1686 01:35:47,367 --> 01:35:48,869 I love Spanish women when they're angry. 1687 01:35:49,035 --> 01:35:50,203 Whiskers! 1688 01:35:50,370 --> 01:35:51,121 Teeth! 1689 01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:55,459 You're an embarrassment! You're pissing me off! 1690 01:35:55,625 --> 01:35:57,502 You bring shame on all of Spain! 1691 01:35:57,753 --> 01:35:59,838 Lotion on the house, one dollar. 1692 01:36:01,131 --> 01:36:02,466 Thighs, 50 cents. 1693 01:36:02,883 --> 01:36:05,761 Hey, handsome. Will you rub some on me? 1694 01:36:07,763 --> 01:36:09,598 Fucking hell. 1695 01:36:12,642 --> 01:36:14,519 Clean towels! 1696 01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:15,937 Towels! 1697 01:36:16,313 --> 01:36:16,897 Towels! 1698 01:36:17,063 --> 01:36:20,400 Mr. Torrente, these girls don't look Spanish to me. 1699 01:36:20,567 --> 01:36:21,568 Probably Swedish. 1700 01:36:24,613 --> 01:36:28,033 You've got sand in your belly button. Want me to take it out? 1701 01:36:30,452 --> 01:36:31,244 Torrente! 1702 01:36:31,411 --> 01:36:34,206 Come quick! The black guy's about to sell to the ladies! 1703 01:36:34,372 --> 01:36:35,665 Excuse me, ladies. 1704 01:36:37,209 --> 01:36:41,505 I'm the one who sells coral necklaces and ivory elephants here! 1705 01:36:41,671 --> 01:36:44,674 Look, you black bastard. This is our territory. 1706 01:36:44,841 --> 01:36:47,344 You guys are always freeloading! 1707 01:36:47,511 --> 01:36:50,514 This guy's nuts. You're the only foreigner here. 1708 01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:53,058 - What? - He's right, actually. 1709 01:36:53,225 --> 01:36:55,060 You're taking sides with the black guys? 1710 01:36:55,227 --> 01:36:58,939 This fucking Spaniard comes here to take our business! 1711 01:36:59,105 --> 01:37:01,316 Business? You just climbed out of a tree! 1712 01:37:01,483 --> 01:37:03,652 Listen closely, Whitey... 1713 01:37:03,819 --> 01:37:05,695 - Did you call me Whitey? - Yes. 1714 01:37:05,862 --> 01:37:09,783 Jesus, put that down and kick this guy's ass. 1715 01:37:09,991 --> 01:37:12,619 Come on, boys! Let them have it! 1716 01:41:52,774 --> 01:41:56,945 Why are you still here? The movie's over. Go home, damn it. 1717 01:41:57,112 --> 01:41:58,279 Haven't you got lives? 1718 01:41:58,446 --> 01:42:01,783 Hey! Can anybody tell me who won the match? 1718 01:42:02,305 --> 01:42:08,182 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.SubtitleDB.org