1
00:00:00,804 --> 00:00:02,506
There are moments when
I leap back in time
2
00:00:02,531 --> 00:00:05,054
that remind me of the
evening of my senior prom.
3
00:00:05,114 --> 00:00:07,525
Some of the songs
are soft and slow,
4
00:00:07,550 --> 00:00:09,517
and there's always a guy
who didn't bring a date...
5
00:00:09,576 --> 00:00:14,581
and wants to dance with your girl...
Guys who don't take no for an answer.
6
00:00:14,873 --> 00:00:16,708
And just when
everything quiets down,
7
00:00:16,792 --> 00:00:19,628
and you find a song that you
want to dance to forever,
8
00:00:53,912 --> 00:00:55,581
Disco.
9
00:01:10,220 --> 00:01:13,557
Oh, I'd rather be dead.
10
00:02:41,937 --> 00:02:43,855
Chad, you all right, guy?
11
00:02:44,174 --> 00:02:45,643
I've been hit.
12
00:02:45,668 --> 00:02:48,952
And cut! Cut it!
It's good. Print that one.
13
00:02:50,529 --> 00:02:52,406
Oh-ho-ho, babe! Good job!
14
00:02:52,447 --> 00:02:56,368
Loved it. Okay.
Okay, next shot is, uh, over here.
15
00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,454
Come on. Let's go, let's go.
We're an hour behind here. Let's go.
16
00:02:59,538 --> 00:03:02,541
- I'm a stuntman.
- Almost a dead one.
17
00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:05,085
- I told you to check that safety pad.
- I did!
18
00:03:05,168 --> 00:03:07,296
- Well, then how come it was moved?
- I don't know. I double-checked it.
19
00:03:07,337 --> 00:03:09,548
You almost got
your brother's head caved in.
20
00:03:09,631 --> 00:03:11,675
Whoa, whoa. Wait-Wait a second.
I'm okay.
21
00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:13,218
Stop standing up for him.
22
00:03:13,302 --> 00:03:15,387
Somebody must have moved it
while I was workin' the ratchet.
23
00:03:15,470 --> 00:03:18,432
Come on, guys, huh? Out of the way.
I got shots to get, all right?
24
00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:21,643
Not till I find out who
moved my safety pad!
25
00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:23,979
Hey, not my problem, babe.
26
00:03:27,357 --> 00:03:30,736
Someone gets killed on your set,
it will be. Let's go, guys.
27
00:03:30,861 --> 00:03:33,614
- Oh, whoa, whoa. What's your problem?
- You.
28
00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:37,034
You're more concerned about your
schedule than whether somebody gets hurt.
29
00:03:37,242 --> 00:03:39,745
- Hey, hey, where you goin'?
- Off this picture.
30
00:03:39,911 --> 00:03:42,247
- Oh, no. You can't quit on me.
- Watch me.
31
00:03:42,372 --> 00:03:44,374
Hey, hey, hey.
I already paid you for Friday's stunt.
32
00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:46,152
- So I'll pay you back.
- All right.
33
00:03:46,177 --> 00:03:47,754
- What about you two guys?
- What?
34
00:03:47,801 --> 00:03:49,986
That's right. You quit, not them.
How about it guys?
35
00:03:50,018 --> 00:03:51,882
You want to work in the disco?
36
00:03:52,174 --> 00:03:54,760
Look, pal, I'm the stunt coordinator
here, and these are my boys.
37
00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:58,680
- I don't work, they don't work.
- Well, why don't you let them decide?
38
00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:02,100
- Hack.
- Yeah, right. How about it, you guys?
39
00:04:04,061 --> 00:04:05,771
Uh, no, thanks.
40
00:04:09,941 --> 00:04:15,447
How about you, babe? I mean, uh, this fire
thing was your first big stunt, wasn't it?
41
00:04:22,037 --> 00:04:23,664
No.
42
00:04:24,373 --> 00:04:25,791
Okay.
43
00:04:26,458 --> 00:04:29,920
Okay, okay, what's everybody gawkin'
at, huh? Stop gawkin'!
44
00:04:30,087 --> 00:04:33,006
- Line up. Okay, roll playback.
- I double-checked it, Chad. I swear.
45
00:04:34,549 --> 00:04:37,427
- Uh, just forget it, okay?
- Dad won't let me.
46
00:04:38,053 --> 00:04:41,848
Rick's been laying into us for three weeks.
I don't know why Dad had to quit now.
47
00:04:42,182 --> 00:04:46,311
It's two days before my big stunt.
I could have got my union card.
48
00:04:47,145 --> 00:04:50,774
Maybe you could talk to him about it.
Make him change his mind.
49
00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:53,318
Uh, to Dad?
50
00:04:53,485 --> 00:04:55,570
Yeah, get my stunt back for me.
51
00:04:55,946 --> 00:04:58,156
Well, yeah, okay.
I'll... I'll try.
52
00:04:58,323 --> 00:05:03,245
Are you for real? You're crazy.
I like that in a guy.
53
00:05:03,787 --> 00:05:05,079
Really?
54
00:05:05,165 --> 00:05:07,022
He's done stunts you
wouldn't even dream of.
55
00:05:07,165 --> 00:05:10,460
I don't know.
I've got a pretty vivid imagination.
56
00:05:10,877 --> 00:05:13,547
Traci Duvore, Aquarius.
57
00:05:13,672 --> 00:05:17,384
Boogie Town Records. We're handling
all of the music on this movie.
58
00:05:17,551 --> 00:05:20,846
You're Chad Stone. Leo, right?
59
00:05:22,514 --> 00:05:24,307
I guess... I guess so.
60
00:05:24,474 --> 00:05:29,688
I knew it! Oh, you've got "king of
the beasts" written all over you.
61
00:05:30,897 --> 00:05:32,691
Thank you.
62
00:05:33,275 --> 00:05:36,778
Ever, uh, break anything... vital?
63
00:05:36,945 --> 00:05:39,990
Are you kiddin'? He's...
He's broken every bone in his body.
64
00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:42,117
Every bone?
65
00:05:43,910 --> 00:05:47,831
I gotta get, uh, a... drink.
66
00:05:48,165 --> 00:05:52,043
Mm-hmm.
Come with me, baby. Come on.
67
00:06:01,303 --> 00:06:03,054
Excuse me.
68
00:06:04,055 --> 00:06:07,642
- Hi, Chad.
- Hi.
69
00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:11,438
Aren't you gonna introduce
me to your new friend?
70
00:06:12,397 --> 00:06:14,649
Oh! Uh, yeah, sure.
71
00:06:14,816 --> 00:06:17,486
This is Traci. Traci, this is...
72
00:06:19,669 --> 00:06:21,782
I'm sorry.
I'm blanking on your name.
73
00:06:21,907 --> 00:06:26,119
Well, you didn't blank on me
in your trailer last night.
74
00:06:27,370 --> 00:06:29,372
Nice to meet ya.
75
00:06:33,502 --> 00:06:35,629
Hey, Chad, nice hit.
76
00:06:50,060 --> 00:06:51,328
Chad?
77
00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:54,356
No matter how hard you look,
it doesn't get any better.
78
00:06:57,984 --> 00:07:00,862
- Nice hickey.
- Hickey?
79
00:07:05,534 --> 00:07:07,452
I got a hickey.
80
00:07:07,994 --> 00:07:10,205
Well, it isn't a monkey bump.
81
00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:15,335
Look, Traci, uh, I'll, um...
I'll talk to you in a little bit.
82
00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,963
Where you goin'? Sit down.
83
00:07:18,964 --> 00:07:20,632
What're you doin'?
84
00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:24,302
- Giving you my mood ring.
- Aah!
85
00:07:24,427 --> 00:07:26,888
A mood ring from the
self-obsessed '70s,
86
00:07:27,013 --> 00:07:29,641
when everyone was getting in
touch with their feelings.
87
00:07:29,766 --> 00:07:32,435
It's for getting in touch
with your feelings.
88
00:07:32,561 --> 00:07:35,689
Jade green means
you're ultra-intense.
89
00:07:35,939 --> 00:07:38,817
Blue means you're feeling ecstasy.
90
00:07:39,150 --> 00:07:42,821
And reddish brown means
you need to chug some sangria. Hm!
91
00:07:42,988 --> 00:07:45,240
Oh, it's turned black!
92
00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:50,328
That means you're tense,
disoriented, harassed.
93
00:07:50,745 --> 00:07:53,248
Maybe these things work after all.
94
00:07:53,415 --> 00:07:55,166
Call me, and I'll turn it blue.
95
00:07:55,292 --> 00:07:56,793
Hm!
96
00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,896
Al.
97
00:08:21,568 --> 00:08:23,236
Al, would you...
98
00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:28,033
Would you cut that out?
Would you get over here, please?
99
00:08:39,836 --> 00:08:41,713
He's a real killer, huh?
100
00:08:43,006 --> 00:08:47,052
His clothes are the killer,
and all those gold chains have to go.
101
00:08:48,303 --> 00:08:49,971
That's my brother.
102
00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:52,557
I guess bad taste isn't genetic.
103
00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,104
Does he usually talk to himself?
104
00:08:58,647 --> 00:09:00,732
Aw, he's just goofin'.
105
00:09:01,232 --> 00:09:03,818
Every girl I've ever met
goes crazy for him.
106
00:09:03,985 --> 00:09:05,862
I'm not every girl.
107
00:09:06,613 --> 00:09:08,239
Really?
108
00:09:09,574 --> 00:09:11,576
What kind of guys do you like?
109
00:09:12,702 --> 00:09:14,329
More natural.
110
00:09:14,663 --> 00:09:18,833
You know, jeans, cowboy boots,
111
00:09:19,459 --> 00:09:23,380
a blue denim shirt with,
uh, pearl buttons.
112
00:09:25,632 --> 00:09:27,342
Really?
113
00:09:31,846 --> 00:09:35,392
Al, this is worse than anything imaginable.
114
00:09:35,558 --> 00:09:36,887
What're you talkin' about, Sam?
115
00:09:36,950 --> 00:09:41,088
You're on the set of a low-budget
disaster movie, Disco Inferno,
116
00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:44,734
with lights, camera,
plenty of action.
117
00:09:44,859 --> 00:09:49,364
You know, I think I saw this movie once
on cable. We're talkin' two thumbs down.
118
00:09:49,531 --> 00:09:51,032
I'm back in the '70s.
119
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:54,119
Yeah. That was one of the
happiest times in my life.
120
00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:58,123
You had disco, swinging singles,
hot tubs, EST,
121
00:09:58,289 --> 00:10:02,544
uh, mantras, Farrah Fawcett,
eh, edible underwear...
122
00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:07,257
The "Me Decade," where everybody
had the morality of two dogs in a park.
123
00:10:08,258 --> 00:10:11,761
- What're you doin'? What's the matter?
- Ah, my mood ring is stuck.
124
00:10:11,928 --> 00:10:15,807
Oh, gee. Looks like you're
in a bad mood, Sam.
125
00:10:16,725 --> 00:10:20,395
- Where am I?
- Uh, you're in, uh,
126
00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,188
Burbank, California,
127
00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,607
April 1, 1976.
128
00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:28,486
What, are you tellin' me I'm the butt
of some cosmic April Fool's joke?
129
00:10:28,611 --> 00:10:31,364
What does Ziggy say
I'm here to figure out?
130
00:10:31,990 --> 00:10:33,533
Al?
131
00:10:34,492 --> 00:10:36,119
Al!
132
00:10:37,328 --> 00:10:40,957
Oh, uh... Oh, Ziggy,
he crashed on us the other night.
133
00:10:41,082 --> 00:10:44,085
Ever since,
he's been doin' screwball things,
134
00:10:44,252 --> 00:10:47,338
like he put extra zeros
on everybody's paycheck.
135
00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:50,884
So half the staff
rushed out on vacation.
136
00:10:51,301 --> 00:10:52,635
Why didn't you go?
137
00:10:52,802 --> 00:10:55,579
I can't go.
I gotta be on standby for you.
138
00:10:55,680 --> 00:10:59,559
Besides, this is like a vacation for me.
I always wanted to be in the movies.
139
00:10:59,684 --> 00:11:02,187
Great. That's great.
You're starstruck.
140
00:11:02,437 --> 00:11:04,731
Al, would you just find
out what I'm here to do?
141
00:11:04,788 --> 00:11:07,692
Well, before Ziggy crashed,
he did come up with one thing.
142
00:11:08,610 --> 00:11:11,696
In the next two days, uh,
143
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,991
Chris is gonna die.
144
00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:18,870
Chris?
145
00:11:20,497 --> 00:11:23,583
Yeah, Chris.
He's your little brother.
146
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:26,795
- He dies? How?
- I don't know.
147
00:11:27,879 --> 00:11:30,590
- Well, when?
- I don't know.
148
00:11:30,615 --> 00:11:32,142
- Where?
- I don't know.
149
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:33,500
Will you find out?
150
00:11:33,525 --> 00:11:35,410
I don't know anything
until Ziggy gets fixed.
151
00:11:35,553 --> 00:11:39,849
In the meantime, you just gotta play
big brother, uh, for a couple of days.
152
00:11:39,974 --> 00:11:44,521
Make sure Chris doesn't do
any stunts or race any fast cars, or,
153
00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:46,898
you know, that he doesn't...
154
00:11:48,399 --> 00:11:49,943
What?
155
00:11:51,861 --> 00:11:55,281
Al, I... I have a big brother.
156
00:11:55,406 --> 00:11:59,369
Oh, hmm. I was wondering when
you were gonna remember that.
157
00:11:59,536 --> 00:12:02,163
Tom. His name is Tom.
158
00:12:02,413 --> 00:12:04,958
How could I forget
that I have a brother?
159
00:12:05,208 --> 00:12:08,795
The leap Swiss-cheesed
your memory.
160
00:12:10,547 --> 00:12:13,591
I don't remember anything about him.
Where is he? What's he doin'?
161
00:12:13,716 --> 00:12:16,136
Sam, you know the rules.
162
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,603
I can't tell you any of that.
163
00:12:17,642 --> 00:12:19,913
I don't remember anything.
Come on, Al. Help me.
164
00:12:20,056 --> 00:12:25,520
Sam, just worry about the little
brother down there... who's gonna die...
165
00:12:26,062 --> 00:12:27,939
in two days.
166
00:12:36,614 --> 00:12:39,284
Toby? We're ready for you.
167
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,496
Toby? We're...
168
00:12:46,457 --> 00:12:48,543
Uh, we're-we're ready.
169
00:12:56,134 --> 00:12:59,304
Hey, Chad.
You're lookin' dy-no-mite.
170
00:13:11,232 --> 00:13:14,068
I ain't gonna let that hack
put us all in jeopardy.
171
00:13:14,944 --> 00:13:18,114
Hey, you gotta understand
this ain't my fault.
172
00:13:18,239 --> 00:13:21,618
We could've finished the show. One more
day wouldn't have made a difference.
173
00:13:21,661 --> 00:13:23,409
You want to work for
me, do what I say.
174
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,371
Otherwise, go to work
for someone else. Got it?
175
00:13:26,079 --> 00:13:27,602
- Got it.
- Good.
176
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:30,251
- And ease up on the door.
- He's tryin' really hard.
177
00:13:30,376 --> 00:13:31,878
Well, that ain't good enough.
178
00:13:32,003 --> 00:13:34,881
One false move in this business
you're dead, and you know that.
179
00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,300
- But he won't listen.
- Maybe if you wouldn't yell.
180
00:13:37,467 --> 00:13:40,303
What do you want me to do,
baby him like his mother did?
181
00:13:41,012 --> 00:13:44,390
- Well, I'm-I'm not sayin' that...
- What are you sayin'?
182
00:13:44,682 --> 00:13:47,018
You know, just ease up on him a little.
183
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:56,444
Hey, kiddo, gonna wear that frown all day?
Come on. Come on.
184
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,988
Come on! Come on. Get set.
185
00:13:59,155 --> 00:14:03,826
Gonna beat yourself. Oh-ho!
Gotcha! Come here, boy.
186
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:07,705
Look, Chris, the director in there is
dangerous. He takes too many chances.
187
00:14:07,872 --> 00:14:10,625
You gotta trust me on this. You'll
get your shot soon enough. I promise.
188
00:14:10,792 --> 00:14:13,127
Yeah? When?
189
00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:15,797
How about it, Chad?
190
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:19,509
We got that stunt comin' up on Earthquake
tomorrow. You think the boy's ready?
191
00:14:19,842 --> 00:14:22,845
- Well...
- Come on, Chad. I can do it.
192
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:26,933
- Uh...
- It's your stunt. It's your call.
193
00:14:32,355 --> 00:14:33,648
No.
194
00:14:33,815 --> 00:14:35,858
- Chad, you know I'm ready.
- Not this time.
195
00:14:35,984 --> 00:14:37,402
It's just a little fall.
196
00:14:38,027 --> 00:14:40,613
- A fall?
- Yeah, it's a piece of cake.
197
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:44,325
Look, I can't give it to you.
I'm sorry. Uh, next time.
198
00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,661
That's it.
199
00:14:49,747 --> 00:14:52,041
It's not that tough a gag, Chad.
200
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,506
5:30 call tomorrow, boys.
Don't be late.
201
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,967
And I could've got my union card
with that stunt.
202
00:15:01,134 --> 00:15:04,637
You'll get it next week.
I've been hearin' that for nine months.
203
00:15:08,057 --> 00:15:10,268
Look at these old eight-track tapes.
204
00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:12,228
You just bought those.
205
00:15:12,395 --> 00:15:15,940
Yeah, well, they get old pretty fast.
206
00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:22,822
Barry White, the Village People, Donna
Summer, Neil Sedaka, Kung Fu Fighting.
207
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:25,908
Wow. Hey, wait a minute!
I'm supposed to drive!
208
00:15:26,868 --> 00:15:30,830
Chris raced back to the marina, with me
telling him to slow down the whole way.
209
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:35,251
He hardly said a thing.
Can't say I blame him though.
210
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:39,672
I remember how mad I'd get whenever
I thought Tom was bossing me around.
211
00:15:40,214 --> 00:15:44,093
I see now it just comes
with the job of being a big brother.
212
00:15:57,774 --> 00:16:00,568
Tom played basketball,
high school varsity.
213
00:16:00,735 --> 00:16:04,614
He was All-American,
Indiana State Championships...
214
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:09,202
It was 1965... uh, no, '64...
215
00:16:09,327 --> 00:16:10,787
And...
216
00:16:11,412 --> 00:16:13,164
what happened?
217
00:16:14,415 --> 00:16:16,042
I want to remember,
218
00:16:16,501 --> 00:16:18,795
but... I'm afraid.
219
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,963
Of what?
220
00:16:57,959 --> 00:17:02,046
There's a thing called knocking.
You might want to try it sometime.
221
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:09,053
You're good.
222
00:17:09,887 --> 00:17:11,931
Too bad you can't
make a living at it.
223
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,599
Why not?
224
00:17:14,100 --> 00:17:16,686
I can't play that disco garbage.
225
00:17:18,229 --> 00:17:20,857
Disco's not gonna last forever.
226
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:25,194
I got a feeling it's probably
gonna die in a couple of years.
227
00:17:26,195 --> 00:17:28,531
- How do you know?
- Just a feeling.
228
00:17:28,906 --> 00:17:31,159
Maybe in a couple years
those disco maniacs...
229
00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:34,328
will become urban cowboys.
230
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,418
How come you didn't
give me my shot?
231
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:44,464
- I got my reasons.
- You know, there's still time.
232
00:17:44,589 --> 00:17:46,549
You can just call Dad and tell him I'm
the one who's gonna do it.
233
00:17:46,716 --> 00:17:49,177
Chris. Chris. I'm doing the stunt.
234
00:17:51,095 --> 00:17:55,224
You know, you're some big brother.
You're always there when I need ya.
235
00:17:56,267 --> 00:17:58,060
You know, it's funny. Uh,
236
00:17:58,853 --> 00:18:01,230
big brothers sometimes
do things that...
237
00:18:01,355 --> 00:18:03,608
little brothers
can't quite understand.
238
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:07,820
- Like what?
- I knew these two brothers.
239
00:18:08,696 --> 00:18:11,199
The older one was a terrific athlete...
240
00:18:11,365 --> 00:18:13,075
Basketball, track, football, the works.
241
00:18:13,201 --> 00:18:17,371
The younger brother was good,
too, but his real gift was in physics.
242
00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:21,042
But the kid fought it. You know,
he wanted to be just like his big brother.
243
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:23,711
But the brother knew.
244
00:18:24,378 --> 00:18:27,840
He pushed that kid
to follow his talents,
245
00:18:28,758 --> 00:18:31,093
convinced him to go to MIT.
246
00:18:32,803 --> 00:18:34,931
Kid won a Nobel Prize.
247
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,433
Yeah.
248
00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,478
Well, I'm not winnin' any Grammys.
249
00:18:41,562 --> 00:18:43,773
You don't know unless you try.
250
00:18:51,489 --> 00:18:54,408
She showed up!
I-I can't believe it!
251
00:18:54,575 --> 00:18:56,619
Shannon, the girl I met
on the set today!
252
00:18:56,786 --> 00:18:59,539
Uh, listen, Chad,
253
00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:01,499
do me a favor, will ya?
254
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,876
- Just don't hit on her.
- Why would I hit on her?
255
00:19:04,043 --> 00:19:06,754
Because you hit on everybody.
Promise me.
256
00:19:06,921 --> 00:19:09,757
Yeah, okay, I promise.
I won't hit on her.
257
00:19:13,594 --> 00:19:15,429
Cross my heart.
258
00:19:16,222 --> 00:19:17,974
What heart?
259
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:24,522
Sandwich. All right.
That's acceptable. Okay.
260
00:19:24,689 --> 00:19:29,902
Twelve people said sandwich. All right,
Connie: something that people like to bite.
261
00:19:30,444 --> 00:19:32,488
Mmm, the big one.
262
00:19:33,739 --> 00:19:35,741
Bite the big one. All right.
263
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:37,910
- Does our audience bite the big one?
- Proceed.
264
00:19:38,619 --> 00:19:40,371
Something you eat with eggs.
265
00:19:40,496 --> 00:19:42,039
Fiberglass.
266
00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:45,459
Okay, Beldar. Very interesting.
267
00:19:45,626 --> 00:19:47,837
You're on quite a roll there, fella...
no points, no money.
268
00:19:48,004 --> 00:19:49,338
Don't feel bad about it though.
269
00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:52,383
We'll be back tomorrow, and you'll
have another chance at the fast money.
270
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:57,263
Until then, everybody, remember old people
are our greatest natural resource.
271
00:19:57,388 --> 00:19:59,849
So check in on one today
and push 'em around the block.
272
00:19:59,974 --> 00:20:01,976
So long, everybody.
273
00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,895
Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States.
274
00:20:05,062 --> 00:20:07,189
Oh, this...
this next one is great.
275
00:20:07,356 --> 00:20:10,151
Chevy Chase
imitates President Ford.
276
00:20:10,985 --> 00:20:12,737
This show is live.
277
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,532
Uh, yeah, but it's also
on a three-hour tape delay.
278
00:20:16,657 --> 00:20:18,284
My fellow Americans.
279
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:21,245
I had a friend back East call me,
and he told me about it.
280
00:20:21,412 --> 00:20:23,497
You don't know anybody
east of Vegas.
281
00:20:23,664 --> 00:20:27,335
Ford popularity is certainly
on a sharp rise here,
282
00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:31,005
whereas the...
283
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:39,388
If Ford falls one more time,
there's no way he's gonna beat Carter.
284
00:20:39,555 --> 00:20:42,808
Well, what makes you so sure that Carter's
gonna win the Democratic nomination?
285
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:45,019
He won Illinois by 48%.
286
00:20:45,186 --> 00:20:48,397
He's pulling way ahead of Wallace,
Jackson and Udall with the delegates.
287
00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,565
Well, you-you could be right.
288
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:53,694
You're sure up on this election.
289
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,155
I work for the League
of Women Voters at school.
290
00:20:56,322 --> 00:20:58,616
President Ford's speaking
on campus in a few weeks.
291
00:20:58,783 --> 00:21:00,701
If you guys want to come,
I'll get you special passes.
292
00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:02,127
That'd be great.
293
00:21:04,038 --> 00:21:06,916
Since when were you
so interested in politics?
294
00:21:08,376 --> 00:21:13,255
Uh, it's always been
kind of a special... interest...
295
00:21:13,422 --> 00:21:15,341
Secret... for me.
296
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,844
Chad, the last time you voted
was for homecoming king,
297
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,680
and you voted
for yourself twice.
298
00:21:20,805 --> 00:21:22,932
The point is: Do I really
know what the issue is?
299
00:21:23,099 --> 00:21:26,811
Relevant, irrelevant, fault, default...
These are just hard words.
300
00:21:29,188 --> 00:21:32,483
- Yes, Hank.
- I need to get some fresh air.
301
00:21:32,608 --> 00:21:34,443
Take your time out there.
302
00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,034
Hi, Sam.
303
00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,912
Al.
304
00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:50,167
Where did you dig up that... costume?
305
00:21:52,044 --> 00:21:55,464
Sam, wake up and smell the '70s.
306
00:21:55,589 --> 00:22:00,636
You're looking at genuine
100% high-grade virgin polyester.
307
00:22:01,011 --> 00:22:04,306
The only thing that got me
more women was my space suit.
308
00:22:04,473 --> 00:22:07,184
This comes from the days
when I was king.
309
00:22:07,435 --> 00:22:11,313
I had outer space behind me,
Star Bright Project ahead of me,
310
00:22:11,439 --> 00:22:14,066
and I was a dancing machine.
311
00:22:14,442 --> 00:22:17,820
- You had a purse!
- Get outta here! Purse!
312
00:22:17,987 --> 00:22:20,114
This is a man bag.
You owned a man bag?
313
00:22:20,281 --> 00:22:23,659
Yeah. My pants were always
too tight to carry a wallet, so...
314
00:22:24,243 --> 00:22:26,954
Hey, the women loved it.
315
00:22:28,998 --> 00:22:30,708
Is Ziggy fixed yet?
316
00:22:30,958 --> 00:22:33,085
We're havin' some problems with him.
317
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,589
Uh, right now he's...
318
00:22:38,841 --> 00:22:41,093
Right now he's Japanese.
319
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,262
- What?
- He's Jap...
320
00:22:43,429 --> 00:22:46,919
Well, I mean,
he's spitting out everything in Japanese.
321
00:22:47,391 --> 00:22:50,519
That's what you get for feeding him
those foreign microchips.
322
00:22:50,686 --> 00:22:52,938
- Al?
- Yeah?
323
00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:54,857
How was he killed?
324
00:22:56,442 --> 00:22:58,110
Who?
325
00:22:58,527 --> 00:23:01,781
- What do you mean, "Who?" Chris.
- Chris.
326
00:23:01,906 --> 00:23:05,409
- Yeah.
- Right. Well, we're checkin' on that.
327
00:23:05,534 --> 00:23:08,871
Uh, we know that it
happened sometime...
328
00:23:08,996 --> 00:23:12,041
- in the next two days.
- Al, this kid has got a future.
329
00:23:12,833 --> 00:23:14,627
From what I just heard, it's in music.
330
00:23:14,752 --> 00:23:17,671
- You like the kid, huh?
- Well, yeah.
331
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:22,760
Kind of has that same drive to
prove himself that I had with Tom.
332
00:23:22,927 --> 00:23:25,513
You know that Tom
talked me into goin' to MIT?
333
00:23:26,514 --> 00:23:30,017
- Really? Uh, no. I didn't know that.
- Yeah.
334
00:23:30,684 --> 00:23:32,853
Yeah, I remembered
when I was talkin' with Chris.
335
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:36,398
Hey, tomorrow you're on
the Earthquake set.
336
00:23:36,565 --> 00:23:39,485
Chuck Heston, Lorne Greene and...
337
00:23:40,236 --> 00:23:42,112
Ava Gardner.
338
00:23:42,363 --> 00:23:45,741
Yeah, I know, Ava Gardner.
And I'm supposed to be doing a stunt,
339
00:23:45,866 --> 00:23:47,576
and I don't even
know what it is.
340
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:49,370
Wha-What, the stunt?
341
00:23:49,537 --> 00:23:53,082
- Yeah.
- Oh, I hear it's-it's just a little fall.
342
00:23:58,128 --> 00:24:00,214
This is a little fall?
343
00:24:01,048 --> 00:24:03,592
Well, for a stuntman.
344
00:24:03,676 --> 00:24:05,553
We're almost ready!
345
00:24:05,928 --> 00:24:09,640
Look, Al, I-I... I don't...
I don't think I can do this.
346
00:24:10,099 --> 00:24:12,726
Well, you got to
if you wanna leap outta here.
347
00:24:12,893 --> 00:24:14,603
To what, my death?
348
00:24:18,315 --> 00:24:19,859
Hi.
349
00:24:20,442 --> 00:24:22,987
Is that all you have to say,
Chad?
350
00:24:24,947 --> 00:24:26,657
Uh...
351
00:24:29,702 --> 00:24:31,996
You don't remember me, do you?
352
00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:35,040
Wrap party, Poseidon Adventure.
353
00:24:35,749 --> 00:24:38,794
I came as a giant clam.
You were Aquaman.
354
00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:41,714
I-I'm sor... I don't remember.
355
00:24:45,009 --> 00:24:48,345
Take two. Background. And action!
356
00:24:48,971 --> 00:24:51,765
- Maybe you were the flying fish.
- Hey!
357
00:24:51,932 --> 00:24:53,976
What?
358
00:25:00,941 --> 00:25:02,568
Help!
359
00:25:08,324 --> 00:25:09,992
Al!
360
00:25:11,785 --> 00:25:13,370
Help!
361
00:25:21,795 --> 00:25:23,380
It's Ben!
362
00:25:23,714 --> 00:25:28,636
It's Ben Cartwright!
Sam! Look, look! It's Ben Cartwright!
363
00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:31,305
- Al!
- Ooh! Step back.
364
00:25:31,472 --> 00:25:37,561
Sam, hang on! Ben Cartwright is
gonna save you. I don't believe it!
365
00:25:41,565 --> 00:25:43,192
Uh-oh.
366
00:26:03,963 --> 00:26:05,923
Chad, you okay, guy?
367
00:26:07,007 --> 00:26:08,801
- Huh?
- You okay?
368
00:26:17,351 --> 00:26:20,562
Once a screamer,
always a screamer.
369
00:26:43,444 --> 00:26:44,708
Look, Chris...
370
00:26:44,733 --> 00:26:47,113
I could have done it!
Had my card right now!
371
00:26:47,256 --> 00:26:50,050
Is that what you want?
Your stuntman's card?
372
00:26:50,123 --> 00:26:52,928
What do you think I've been
workin' for all this time?
373
00:26:53,095 --> 00:26:55,264
- I thought it was your music.
- Music!
374
00:26:55,431 --> 00:26:57,641
What in the hell you talkin' about?
Music's just for kicks.
375
00:26:57,766 --> 00:27:00,060
Look, what I heard last night
wasn't for kicks.
376
00:27:00,227 --> 00:27:03,689
Yeah, right. Can you see me telling
Dad I'm gonna be a musician?
377
00:27:03,814 --> 00:27:07,067
Dad? Come on. It's your life, not his.
378
00:27:07,192 --> 00:27:11,280
Listen to you! What've you
been doin' the last few years?
379
00:27:11,739 --> 00:27:13,741
Yeah, well, that... that's me.
380
00:27:13,907 --> 00:27:17,907
I mean, uh, it's-it's what I love to
do, but it isn't you.
381
00:27:18,173 --> 00:27:19,997
You've been playing guitar.
382
00:27:20,122 --> 00:27:23,876
Look, you wanna make Dad proud?
Then do what you do best.
383
00:27:24,710 --> 00:27:27,755
It'll take a lot more courage
than jumping off buildings.
384
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:33,427
Yeah. But what do I know
about the music business?
385
00:27:35,929 --> 00:27:38,932
♪ By the dark of the moon ♪
386
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,772
♪ But there came an early snow ♪
387
00:27:44,938 --> 00:27:49,651
Mort Greenblatt. He's the AandR V.P.
on our country and western label.
388
00:27:49,818 --> 00:27:54,323
Hm! The only Texas cowpoke
ever born in Brooklyn.
389
00:27:55,699 --> 00:27:59,620
He's kind of a sleaze-ball,
but he can make things happen.
390
00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:04,541
- Thank you for doin' this for Chris.
- Oh, I didn't do it for Chris.
391
00:28:08,712 --> 00:28:10,506
See you Saturday.
392
00:28:10,547 --> 00:28:11,840
♪ We'll be ridin' ♪
393
00:28:12,007 --> 00:28:14,426
♪ Wild... ♪
394
00:28:14,593 --> 00:28:20,516
♪ fire ♪
395
00:28:27,731 --> 00:28:30,776
- Where's Dad?
- Don't worry. He'll be here.
396
00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:32,486
He's up next.
397
00:28:32,694 --> 00:28:35,197
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
398
00:28:35,364 --> 00:28:39,409
♪ But there came an early snow ♪
399
00:28:40,702 --> 00:28:41,875
Dad?
400
00:28:41,937 --> 00:28:45,565
♪ There's a hoot owl howlin' ♪
♪ outside my window now ♪
401
00:28:45,833 --> 00:28:49,670
- Dad.
- Hey, big time.
402
00:28:49,795 --> 00:28:51,797
How long have you been in here?
403
00:28:52,506 --> 00:28:54,383
About a six-pack.
404
00:28:55,717 --> 00:28:59,388
- Come on. Chris is on.
- I can hear him just fine from here.
405
00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:03,225
- All he wants is to make you proud of him.
- Oh, I am proud.
406
00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:06,270
Then show him.
Go in there where he can see you.
407
00:29:07,104 --> 00:29:11,733
♪ We'll be ridin' Wildfire ♪
408
00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:13,527
Why are you doin' this?
409
00:29:14,695 --> 00:29:16,822
What have you got against him?
410
00:29:19,283 --> 00:29:21,160
He got born weak.
411
00:29:21,743 --> 00:29:24,997
- What?
- Weak. Premature.
412
00:29:25,956 --> 00:29:28,292
After your mom and I split,
413
00:29:28,542 --> 00:29:30,586
she raised him all wrong.
414
00:29:31,211 --> 00:29:33,255
I'm gonna make a man out of him.
415
00:29:37,176 --> 00:29:38,802
That's great, Dad.
416
00:29:39,887 --> 00:29:42,472
Next up is a young man from Montana,
417
00:29:42,639 --> 00:29:44,725
just been out to Hollywood
less than a year.
418
00:29:44,892 --> 00:29:47,936
Please welcome to the stage
Chris Stone!
419
00:30:04,745 --> 00:30:09,666
♪ Summer nights ♪
♪ fallin' around my shoulder ♪
420
00:30:10,876 --> 00:30:16,965
♪ Oh, the desert wind ♪
♪ blowin' across my mind ♪
421
00:30:18,258 --> 00:30:24,181
♪ Hold me tight out on the borderline ♪
422
00:30:24,681 --> 00:30:28,310
♪ It's a long way there ♪
♪ down a one-way trail ♪
423
00:30:28,477 --> 00:30:32,439
♪ To the love that I left behind ♪
424
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:37,277
♪ Out of sight ♪
♪ Can't see past you and me ♪
425
00:30:37,444 --> 00:30:39,905
♪ I'm haunted like a wanted man ♪
426
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,448
♪ Out of mind ♪
427
00:30:41,507 --> 00:30:45,601
♪ Don't think I can take ♪
♪ another night alone ♪
428
00:30:46,286 --> 00:30:50,999
♪ Ah, out of time ♪
♪ Too late, my mistake ♪
429
00:30:51,124 --> 00:30:53,919
♪ But you gotta understand ♪
430
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:59,675
♪ I've been dealin' with the pain ♪
♪ of lovin' you the best I can ♪
431
00:31:00,884 --> 00:31:06,473
♪ And I'm just another stranger ♪
♪ lookin' for the promised land ♪
432
00:31:07,808 --> 00:31:11,728
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
♪ Can't see past you and me ♪
433
00:31:11,853 --> 00:31:14,439
♪ I'm haunted like a wanted man ♪
434
00:31:14,564 --> 00:31:15,977
♪ Out of mind ♪
435
00:31:16,024 --> 00:31:19,844
♪ Don't think I can take ♪
♪ another night alone ♪
436
00:31:20,362 --> 00:31:25,617
♪ Hey, out of time ♪
♪ Too late, my mistake ♪
437
00:31:25,784 --> 00:31:28,370
♪ But what you gotta understand ♪
438
00:31:28,495 --> 00:31:33,834
♪ I've been dealin' with the pain ♪
♪ of lovin' you the best I can ♪
439
00:31:35,419 --> 00:31:41,008
♪ And I'm just another stranger ♪
♪ lookin' for the promised land ♪
440
00:31:43,885 --> 00:31:45,971
All right, Chris!
441
00:31:52,227 --> 00:31:57,065
Ow! That was Chris Stone,
a young man who's gonna go far!
442
00:31:57,607 --> 00:32:00,193
All right! Excellent.
443
00:32:10,078 --> 00:32:13,248
Well, what'd you think?
444
00:32:18,045 --> 00:32:20,297
I think you're wastin' your time.
445
00:32:21,506 --> 00:32:24,217
Oh, come on, Dad. He was good tonight.
Everybody loved him.
446
00:32:24,384 --> 00:32:26,803
You know, he got more applause tonight
than I did on my stunt this morning.
447
00:32:26,928 --> 00:32:28,930
Chad, forget it.
He doesn't care, okay?
448
00:32:29,097 --> 00:32:31,391
Oh, come on.
Did I hurt your feelings, kid?
449
00:32:31,558 --> 00:32:34,102
Come on. Put up your dukes.
Come on, come on.
450
00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:36,438
- Don't you wanna box with your old man?
- Take it easy, take it easy.
451
00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:38,315
Don't worry. Just playin' around.
Afraid I'll whup ya?
452
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:40,776
If I'd have raised you
instead of your mom, you'd be...
453
00:32:40,942 --> 00:32:42,152
Chris!
454
00:32:45,322 --> 00:32:47,074
Ohh.
455
00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:50,410
The boy do know how to punch,
doesn't he?
456
00:32:50,786 --> 00:32:53,121
Lucky for him
that you was holdin' me.
457
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,083
Lucky for you he only threw one.
458
00:33:04,591 --> 00:33:05,801
Yeah, hello?
459
00:33:05,967 --> 00:33:08,220
Yeah, Rick, it's Chris Stone.
460
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:11,348
Hey, man, you don't call
the director at home.
461
00:33:11,515 --> 00:33:15,310
Look, I know my dad quit on you, but you
got anybody for the fire stunt tomorrow?
462
00:33:15,477 --> 00:33:18,146
Huh! Babe,
I don't have a Stone.
463
00:33:19,022 --> 00:33:20,816
You got one now.
464
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,907
Chris?
465
00:33:35,288 --> 00:33:37,124
Chris?
466
00:33:52,889 --> 00:33:54,808
Cute kids.
467
00:33:56,059 --> 00:34:00,981
Al, look,
I gotta get outta here.
468
00:34:01,148 --> 00:34:03,650
There's somethin' about this
leap that's drivin' me crazy.
469
00:34:03,817 --> 00:34:05,819
I mean,
I don't even know what it is.
470
00:34:06,653 --> 00:34:08,405
Chris givin' you a hard time?
471
00:34:08,572 --> 00:34:10,824
No matter what I tell him,
you know, he won't listen.
472
00:34:10,991 --> 00:34:14,327
Well, sometimes it's tough
bein' a big brother.
473
00:34:14,661 --> 00:34:16,621
Yeah, now I know how Tom felt.
474
00:34:16,788 --> 00:34:19,833
I always thought he was putting me down...
You know, trying to tell me what to do.
475
00:34:19,858 --> 00:34:21,817
But by the time I figured out
he was just lookin' out for me,
476
00:34:21,842 --> 00:34:23,376
it was too late, because he...
477
00:34:29,718 --> 00:34:31,887
Tom's dead, isn't he?
478
00:34:35,307 --> 00:34:37,017
Come on, Al.
479
00:34:39,186 --> 00:34:40,854
Yeah.
480
00:34:42,272 --> 00:34:44,691
He was killed in Vietnam.
481
00:34:57,829 --> 00:35:02,042
That's one part of your memory
I was hoping you wouldn't get back.
482
00:35:29,277 --> 00:35:30,904
No date?
483
00:35:31,393 --> 00:35:32,582
What?
484
00:35:32,772 --> 00:35:36,141
Well, you're usually droppin' off
some skirt this early in the morning.
485
00:35:37,369 --> 00:35:40,455
Look, Chris didn't come home last night.
I was hoping he came by here.
486
00:35:40,622 --> 00:35:43,250
What for?
To admire the damage?
487
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:45,043
I'm worried about him.
488
00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:48,213
Well, if I know my boys,
he's out with that little brunette.
489
00:35:48,380 --> 00:35:50,298
He'll be home in
a couple of days.
490
00:35:50,757 --> 00:35:53,051
What makes you so sure
he'll come back?
491
00:35:53,218 --> 00:35:55,220
What the hell else is he gonna
do, be a musician?
492
00:35:55,257 --> 00:35:56,405
Why not?
493
00:35:56,452 --> 00:35:57,818
I thought we went all
through this last night.
494
00:35:57,847 --> 00:35:59,975
No, we didn't settle it. Chris was great.
495
00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:03,478
- Sure, he was good.
- Well, he needed to hear that from you.
496
00:36:03,645 --> 00:36:06,106
Look, that don't mean that I want him to go
and ruin his life.
497
00:36:06,149 --> 00:36:07,180
Yeah, but don't you see?
498
00:36:07,223 --> 00:36:09,550
That's exactly what you're doing
by forcing him to become a stuntman.
499
00:36:12,654 --> 00:36:14,364
I don't know.
500
00:36:15,115 --> 00:36:16,819
You know,
sometimes I find myself
501
00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:19,476
doing the same thing to Chris
that my daddy did to me.
502
00:36:20,912 --> 00:36:23,123
I can't seem to stop myself.
503
00:36:24,207 --> 00:36:26,710
Your granddaddy was a stuntman
so I became a stuntman,
504
00:36:26,876 --> 00:36:28,753
because I had to prove to
him that I could do it.
505
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,338
And I did.
506
00:36:31,548 --> 00:36:37,053
I don't know. I guess... I guess provin'
things is in the old Stone blood, huh?
507
00:36:41,016 --> 00:36:44,603
Like Chris proving
he has to do that fire stunt.
508
00:36:48,523 --> 00:36:50,191
Come on. I don't care. Just wire it...
509
00:36:50,317 --> 00:36:51,735
Rick, here's your coffee.
510
00:36:51,860 --> 00:36:53,719
I don't have time to
do anything like that.
511
00:36:53,862 --> 00:36:57,034
Ugh! Yo, uh, Hoss.
512
00:36:57,866 --> 00:36:59,409
Come here.
Yes, sir?
513
00:36:59,534 --> 00:37:01,244
I tell you three lumps of sugar?
514
00:37:01,327 --> 00:37:03,121
- Three. I mean, you get that, right?
- Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah.
515
00:37:03,146 --> 00:37:05,088
- I mean, you understand that?
- Yeah, I understand.
516
00:37:05,113 --> 00:37:06,904
- Good. Then do it. Okay?
- All right. You got it.
517
00:37:06,929 --> 00:37:10,346
Geez, who do I gotta sleep with to get
a decent cup of coffee around here?
518
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:13,423
Chris, babe! You made it.
519
00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:15,842
And, uh,
you brought us a cheerleader, huh?
520
00:37:16,009 --> 00:37:17,719
Uh, no. This is Shannon.
521
00:37:17,886 --> 00:37:19,554
Hey, nice to meet you,
sweet-face.
522
00:37:19,679 --> 00:37:21,848
Now, listen, we're gonna be up
for you in about 10 minutes, man.
523
00:37:21,973 --> 00:37:23,725
Hit wardrobe.
Hang tight. Let's go.
524
00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:26,645
You, come on. Let's go.
All right. Let's... Everybody, let's go!
525
00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,647
Time is money!
I have to say it again?
526
00:37:28,772 --> 00:37:30,273
All right. Come on.
This is a difficult stunt.
527
00:37:30,398 --> 00:37:32,525
Chris, are you sure
you want to do this?
528
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,528
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
529
00:37:35,654 --> 00:37:38,406
I mean, shouldn't your father be here
to check this out or something?
530
00:37:38,823 --> 00:37:40,867
Look, I already
checked it out, okay?
531
00:37:41,034 --> 00:37:42,702
What about your brother?
532
00:37:43,119 --> 00:37:45,580
He told me to do
whatever I wanted to do.
533
00:37:45,789 --> 00:37:47,666
So I am, all right?
534
00:37:55,215 --> 00:37:57,217
Come on. Take me up!
535
00:37:57,676 --> 00:37:59,594
Let's go. Be careful.
536
00:37:59,928 --> 00:38:04,182
Okay. Uh, what's his...
What's his name? Chris!
537
00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:08,561
Chris, look, as you run there'll be
some more squib hits on the wall.
538
00:38:08,687 --> 00:38:12,273
Okay, as you run across
there'll be a flash-pot blows up,
539
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:15,402
forcing you over to here,
which is where you hit the mini-tramp.
540
00:38:15,568 --> 00:38:18,279
And that's where the big explosion
takes place, okay?
541
00:38:18,446 --> 00:38:20,865
You fly over the ledge;
you crash down on the boxes.
542
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:23,952
You got it? Huh?
543
00:38:24,244 --> 00:38:26,579
Good. All right. Come on.
Take me down.
544
00:38:26,746 --> 00:38:29,374
Come on. I hate this thing.
Let's go, let's go, people!
545
00:38:29,395 --> 00:38:31,209
We're an hour behind. Come on!
546
00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:33,420
Rick, Rick, shouldn't we,
uh, get a rehearsal first?
547
00:38:33,586 --> 00:38:36,464
Ah, hell with it.
We'll shoot the rehearsal, all right?
548
00:38:36,756 --> 00:38:39,676
Come on! I said,
we're gonna shoot the rehearsal! Let's go!
549
00:38:39,801 --> 00:38:42,220
- Come on. Can I get off of this thing?
- Yeah.
550
00:38:44,139 --> 00:38:46,516
All right. Come on. Positions! Let's go!
551
00:38:46,683 --> 00:38:49,269
Okay, come on, come on, come on.
Stand by to roll cameras.
552
00:38:49,436 --> 00:38:51,029
Ready, special effects.
553
00:38:51,354 --> 00:38:53,773
- Ready, Chris, babe?
- Yes, sir.
554
00:38:53,940 --> 00:38:56,735
Background, stand by! Quiet on the set!
555
00:38:56,901 --> 00:38:59,904
- Roll cameras.
- "A" camera rolling.
556
00:39:07,203 --> 00:39:09,497
And... action!
557
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,250
Hey, Chad!
558
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:21,551
What happened?
559
00:39:24,596 --> 00:39:27,932
- Chris!
- Go! Get out, get out! Move it!
560
00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:29,517
- Come on!
- Aah!
561
00:39:29,642 --> 00:39:32,604
Chris! Chris!
562
00:39:32,729 --> 00:39:36,316
- Chris! Chris is in there!
- Dad, get back!
563
00:39:36,483 --> 00:39:38,318
- I gotta get him out!
- I know.
564
00:39:38,485 --> 00:39:40,570
Let go of me!
Dad, I'll find him.
565
00:39:40,695 --> 00:39:44,908
- Come on, guys. Take him out.
- Don't! Let me go!
566
00:39:45,074 --> 00:39:46,785
Let me go!
567
00:39:48,119 --> 00:39:52,040
Sam, I found Chris!
You can't get through this way! Go around!
568
00:39:55,460 --> 00:40:00,089
I can't see.
I can't see anything.
569
00:40:00,215 --> 00:40:03,760
- I'm over here. Follow my voice.
- Keep talkin'.
570
00:40:03,927 --> 00:40:06,179
I'm right here.
Keep comin' straight.
571
00:40:07,347 --> 00:40:10,475
I can't see you.
I'm right over here.
572
00:40:15,855 --> 00:40:17,524
Al.
573
00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,985
Get outta the way! Get out of the way!
574
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,200
His leg is pinned. Hurry up, Sam!
575
00:40:30,537 --> 00:40:33,164
Hurry, Sam. Come on!
You gotta hurry up!
576
00:40:38,795 --> 00:40:41,714
You got him.
Now, pull him outta there!
577
00:40:44,384 --> 00:40:45,802
Come on, Sam.
578
00:40:45,927 --> 00:40:49,204
Al! Lead us outta here.
We're dyin' in here!
579
00:40:49,305 --> 00:40:51,683
This way, Sam! This way!
580
00:40:52,058 --> 00:40:55,562
- Come on! You can do it!
- We're comin'.
581
00:41:15,832 --> 00:41:19,460
Thank God you showed up.
I can't believe it. I want you to... Oh!
582
00:41:19,627 --> 00:41:21,671
What the hell was that for?
583
00:41:26,384 --> 00:41:28,136
Check his leg.
584
00:41:29,470 --> 00:41:31,472
I think it's broken.
585
00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:41,316
Looks like I got my stunt card,
huh, Dad?
586
00:41:52,285 --> 00:41:53,786
Oh, look!
587
00:41:53,953 --> 00:41:58,374
You were exposed to all that heat,
but your mood ring's bright blue.
588
00:41:58,833 --> 00:42:00,835
You know what that means?
589
00:42:02,295 --> 00:42:04,505
I guess I'm in a good mood.
590
00:42:05,340 --> 00:42:09,052
- Get it! Get it! Ohh!
- Get it in to the... Get it, get it! Ohh!
591
00:42:09,218 --> 00:42:11,971
Come on. You gotta get
those offensive boards.
592
00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:13,386
Great defensive move there.
593
00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:15,499
102-79. Just listen to the
hand that they're getting.
594
00:42:15,642 --> 00:42:18,394
Doesn't look good.
Does not look good, Dad.
595
00:42:18,887 --> 00:42:20,855
My pocket's gettin' full already.
Another beer?
596
00:42:20,980 --> 00:42:23,483
- You bet.
- Great defensive play.
597
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:25,693
Did you see that?
He missed another one!
598
00:42:25,818 --> 00:42:28,363
- Another one.
- Why do they keep passin'it to this guy?
599
00:42:29,238 --> 00:42:31,313
- Come on! Get it in the key!
- Come on!
600
00:42:31,338 --> 00:42:34,035
He starts to drive,
plays it off to Gibbons, and he scores!
601
00:42:35,244 --> 00:42:37,914
Oh! Al.
602
00:42:38,039 --> 00:42:40,583
Hi, Sam. How's it goin', pal?
603
00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:43,586
You tell me.
Why haven't I leaped?
604
00:42:43,753 --> 00:42:47,048
- Well, Ziggy's workin' on that.
- What's your rush?
605
00:42:47,215 --> 00:42:49,926
Things seem to be lookin' up here.
606
00:42:51,928 --> 00:42:53,012
Oh, I-I don't know.
607
00:42:53,179 --> 00:42:56,391
I just, um... just feel
a little homesick, that's all.
608
00:42:56,557 --> 00:42:59,310
You know, sometimes I can't
help but think about...
609
00:42:59,477 --> 00:43:03,356
Well, you know I hope that
maybe I'll leap all the way back.
610
00:43:04,565 --> 00:43:06,526
Uh, forward, you mean.
611
00:43:06,818 --> 00:43:09,320
Yeah, well,
I don't even remember...
612
00:43:09,487 --> 00:43:12,526
where I lived, or, you know, who my
friends were or if I had a dog or...
613
00:43:12,573 --> 00:43:14,876
No. You don't have a dog.
614
00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:21,541
Well, you know, just sometimes
you kind of feel alone, that's all.
615
00:43:21,833 --> 00:43:23,543
What do you mean, you're alone?
616
00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:26,129
I mean, it's not much,
but you got me.
617
00:43:29,549 --> 00:43:31,384
Uh, Sam...
618
00:43:32,552 --> 00:43:35,888
Sam, uh, I...
I shouldn't do this, but...
619
00:43:36,305 --> 00:43:37,849
here.
620
00:43:42,770 --> 00:43:45,732
It's Tom and me.
621
00:43:50,570 --> 00:43:53,156
Oh. I'm sorry, uh...
622
00:43:56,617 --> 00:43:59,245
I promise I'll save this for you.
623
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:03,750
Thanks, Al.
624
00:44:06,169 --> 00:44:08,671
Come on.
Don't you want to watch the game?
625
00:44:17,513 --> 00:44:19,057
Jump shot!
626
00:44:21,517 --> 00:44:23,311
- What happened?
- It's over.
627
00:44:23,478 --> 00:44:26,647
- This thing is drivin' me nuts.
- You'll get it off soon enough.
628
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:30,401
And then what?
629
00:44:31,778 --> 00:44:34,614
He's got his card.
He'll come to work for us.
630
00:44:35,323 --> 00:44:36,783
What about his music?
631
00:44:36,949 --> 00:44:39,702
He's real good, Mr. Stone.
Real good.
632
00:44:41,621 --> 00:44:44,749
Well, yeah, I guess he's okay
for a stuntman.
633
00:44:45,416 --> 00:44:49,378
Uh! Look, no offense, Chris, but...
634
00:44:49,712 --> 00:44:52,867
he shouldn't be a
stuntman any more than...
635
00:44:52,965 --> 00:44:55,043
We now switch to a live
broadcast of the president...
636
00:44:55,218 --> 00:44:59,138
Heh! Gerald Ford.
Look, Chris's future is in his music.
637
00:44:59,305 --> 00:45:02,600
- Now you know the future.
- Sam.
638
00:45:02,892 --> 00:45:04,644
I... Sam, I remember this.
639
00:45:04,769 --> 00:45:08,603
- He trips at the bottom of the stairs.
- In good spirits after their flight,
640
00:45:08,643 --> 00:45:11,067
waving to the crowd
of some 600 spectators.
641
00:45:11,234 --> 00:45:12,902
Uh, yeah.
642
00:45:13,027 --> 00:45:15,154
Dad, I do know the future.
643
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:19,492
- Ford's gonna trip down those stairs.
- No, no. Not again.
644
00:45:19,659 --> 00:45:22,787
No way you know what he's gonna do.
This is live.
645
00:45:22,954 --> 00:45:25,081
I'll bet you
Chris's future I do.
646
00:45:25,206 --> 00:45:28,376
- What?
- That's brilliant, Sam, brilliant.
647
00:45:28,543 --> 00:45:31,671
I say that Ford's gonna trip down
these stairs. And if I'm right,
648
00:45:31,796 --> 00:45:34,340
you get behind Chris
becoming a musician.
649
00:45:35,800 --> 00:45:39,262
- And if you're wrong?
- I get behind him becoming a stuntman.
650
00:45:39,428 --> 00:45:43,182
- Wait a minute. This is my future we're...
- Relax. Trust me. I know what I'm doin'.
651
00:45:44,517 --> 00:45:46,144
You're on, bud.
652
00:45:51,774 --> 00:45:53,901
You sure this is where he trips?
653
00:45:54,193 --> 00:45:56,779
Ehh, pretty sure.
654
00:45:56,904 --> 00:45:59,782
Thank you, Linda. You think we should
include this unofficial information?
655
00:45:59,907 --> 00:46:02,577
Well... Oh, just a minute.
They're coming down the stairs now...
656
00:46:02,702 --> 00:46:04,871
to great applause
from the spectators, and...
657
00:46:04,912 --> 00:46:06,914
Oop!
658
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:12,003
What a memory, huh?
What a memory!
659
00:46:12,128 --> 00:46:13,713
It looks like he'll be okay.
660
00:46:13,754 --> 00:46:17,008
Uh, Linda, do you have visual
of the president at this time?
661
00:46:38,112 --> 00:46:42,074
Oh, my God. I'm Popeye!
662
00:46:53,502 --> 00:46:58,466
♪ Summer nights ♪
♪ fallin' around my shoulder ♪
663
00:46:59,592 --> 00:47:05,681
♪ The desert wind ♪
♪ blowin' across my mind ♪
664
00:47:07,099 --> 00:47:12,813
♪ Hold me tight out on the borderline ♪
665
00:47:13,397 --> 00:47:17,109
♪ It's a long way there ♪
♪ down a one-way trail ♪
666
00:47:17,193 --> 00:47:21,239
♪ To the love that I left behind ♪
667
00:47:21,781 --> 00:47:25,910
♪ Out of sight ♪
♪ Can't see past you and me ♪
668
00:47:26,035 --> 00:47:28,621
♪ I'm haunted like a wanted man ♪
669
00:47:28,704 --> 00:47:32,959
♪ Out of time ♪
♪ Too late, my mistake ♪
670
00:47:33,042 --> 00:47:35,753
♪ But you gotta understand ♪
671
00:47:35,836 --> 00:47:41,300
♪ I've been dealin' with the pain ♪
♪ of lovin' you the best I can ♪
672
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:48,474
♪ And I'm just another stranger ♪
♪ lookin' for the promised land ♪