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ZEKE: Ever heard
of Saint Lawrence?

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In the 3rd century,

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Emperor Valerian demanded

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Lawrence hand over
the church's riches.

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So, Lawrence gathered the
poor, oppressed people of Rome

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and presented them to
the Emperor, saying,

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"Here, these are the
treasures of the church."

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Valerian, not known for
his sense of humour,

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ordered Lawrence to be
burnt to death on a grill.

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As he was burning,
Lawrence joked,

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"Turn me over, I'm
done on this side."

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It taught me one thing -

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no matter how much pain
you're in, just keep smiling.

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(BELL TOLLS)

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SAM: Zeke.

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Zeke!

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Zeke!

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Focus. The rings.

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Right. Sorry.

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Are you sure you're up to this?

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I think I can carry some rings.

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And then you will exchange your
first kiss as husband and wife,

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and I will read the
universal prayer.

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Question.

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I'm wondering if we
can amend the whole

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"marriage is only between
a man and a woman" part.

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Oh, for goodness sakes.

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I understand. I do.

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But I am legally bound
to say it as it is.

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Maybe I can say it
before the vows.

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Darling, this isn't
a Facebook post.

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People don't really talk about
this in their wedding vows.

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Yeah? Some people do.

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There's videos online
of couples saying

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that they want the law
changed for their gay friends.

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Well, our family doesn't
have any gay friends.

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I just want...

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To show respect to the
family you're marrying into?

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I'm not trying to
be disrespectful.

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Good. Then we'll just stick
with the usual script.

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Thank you, Father.

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MATT: Since when do you cook?

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What, you think I don't
have what it takes

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to survive on this farm?

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I don't normally eat breakfast.

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Well, you've got
to have something

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if you're going to be
on the fields all day.

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Do you use the barn for much?

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It's a shed.

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Fine. Do you use
the shed for much?

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Why?

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Well, I was thinking.

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You know, it's so
quiet out here,

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you wouldn't even
have to soundproof it

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if you were going to turn
it into a recording studio.

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And why would I do that?

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When I'm recording my albums,
I can do that anywhere.

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I don't need a big city.

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I mean, something like
the shed would be perfect.

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I mean, I can tour the
world and play stadiums

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while you work in
the field, and...

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Or you can come with me.

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And then, after that,
after the tour is over,

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I can come back here and I
can start it all over again.

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You've really got it
all figured out, hey?

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Yeah.

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I mean, when you think about it,

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it'd be way better than
living in Sydney or even LA.

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And you think that's
going to work?

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Absolutely, yeah.

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Really?

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Charlie?

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Charlie?

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It's never gonna work.

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(SIGHS)

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Why?

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You'd never survive here.

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You don't know that.

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I know what isolation
does to people.

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We could go somewhere
else. Charlie.

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You know, there are
canola farms in Perth.

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Even on the east coast.
This is where I belong.

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Did I do something wrong?

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No.

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We're just... not
right for each other.

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(PENSIVE MUSIC)

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You said I'd have my own suit.

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The tailor didn't
finish in time.

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This is better anyway.
It has history.

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And why do I have to squeeze
into someone else's history?

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Stop with the whinging.

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This is a big day
for your mother.

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We don't need you
making it all about you.

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Can we get everyone together?

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Just... Great.

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(CAMERA CLICKS)

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I can't believe this is
our last photo as a family.

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He's not dying.

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Chill out, Mum. It's not
like I'm marrying a bloke.

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I know.

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It just won't be the
same. That's all.

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Now some photos of
just the brothers.

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(SNIFFLES) Sorry.

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(CAMERA CLICKS)

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She's, uh, gonna be like
this all day, isn't she?

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You think she realises she's
not the one getting married?

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(GIGGLES)

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She's a nightmare. Oh, yeah.

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Go on, tell me how hard it
is being the golden child.

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It's harder than it looks.

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(EXHALES HEAVILY) Anyway...

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...I'm free now.

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You're on your own, bud.

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♪ When you have faded away... ♪

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(KNOCK AT DOOR)

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Fuck off.

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BEC: Chupa?

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♪ May you return to me

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♪ May all your battles
be easy to fight... ♪

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What?

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You weren't
answering your phone.

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Oh! Your room smells like it
belongs to Jeffrey Dahmer.

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That is the way us gays like it.

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Are you OK?

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I'm fucking great.
Can't you tell?

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What happened?

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Do I need to cut a bitch?

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It's over.

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He...

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He doesn't want me.

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Babe. Please, don't.

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I just wasn't enough.

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Or was I too much?

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Who the fuck knows?

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I'm so sorry.

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It's his loss.

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What was I gonna do
on a farm, anyway?

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Fucking rock it, that's what.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, it's not good timing.

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It never is with you.

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I got a call from
Lorenzo and Nat.

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She specifically asked for you

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to sing at their
bridal waltz tonight.

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What's the song?

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(SCOFFS)

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Don't worry. I'll
tell them you're busy.

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A wedding's the last place
you wanna be right now.

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No, I'll do it.

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What? You sure?

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The show must go on, right?

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I'm gonna need you to
do me a favour, though.

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If you're thinking what
I think you're gonna say,

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I'm way ahead of you.

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(WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS)

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Lorenzo, I'm more proud of you

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than a father could
ever be of his son.

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(APPLAUSE)

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And Nat, welcome to the family,

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even if your Italian
still needs a bit of work.

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And now a word from
my beautiful wife.

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(VOICE BREAKS) I can't.
Sorry. GUESTS: Aww.

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I love you, Natalie Calogero.

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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I'd like to thank my
friends - my chosen family -

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for being here,
Wendy and Catherine.

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I don't have my own parents
here today, obviously.

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But, uh, to my new
parents, Sam and Anna,

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and to my new brother, Zeke,

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thank you for making me a
part of your family too.

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(APPLAUSE)

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My Italian still isn't perfect,
but I just want to say,

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grazie mille, mia famiglia.

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(LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE)

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(CHEERING)

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I was raised to love
everyone equally.

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So...

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...I just want to say
that, although the vows

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said marriage is only
between a man and a woman,

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I believe everyone,
gay or straight,

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should be able to get married.

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Love is love.

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(SCATTERED APPLAUSE)

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OK, that's me done.

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Now let's party! Whoo!

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(TRADITIONAL
ITALIAN MUSIC PLAYS)

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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Jimmy's gonna show
you. Don't be scared.

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Don't be scared. Come on.

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(CHEERING)

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(CHEERING)

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And now, signore e signori,

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it is time for the most
special moment of the evening.

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Our newlyweds, Mr and Mrs
Lorenzo and Nat Calogero,

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will share their first solo
dance as husband and wife.

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Nat has told us this
is a very special song

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from the night they first met.

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Performed by one of our
town's finest musicians.

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What is that boy doing here?

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(SCOFFS)

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(SINGS) ♪ I don't believe
in an interventionist God

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♪ But I know,
darling, that you do

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♪ But if I did, I would
kneel down and ask Him

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♪ Not to intervene
when it came to you

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♪ Or not to touch
a hair on your head

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♪ Leave you as you are

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♪ And if He felt the
need to direct you

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♪ Then direct you into my arms

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♪ Into my arms

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♪ Oh, Lord, into my arms

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Hey! Hello. ♪ Oh, Lord

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♪ Into my arms...

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I'm really glad that you're
a part of our family.

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Me too.

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It's nice having
a little brother.

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The mother-in-law bit? Meh.

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(BOTH LAUGH)

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♪ But I believe in love...

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You know, I brought
him here for you.

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Why?

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Isn't he your... you know?

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No! No! It's OK.

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You don't have to worry.

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No, he's not.

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But you are...?

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Yeah.

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I got your back, little bro.

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No matter what.

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And I know there's
someone you're into.

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And whoever he may be...

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...he would be
lucky to have you.

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You're a special guy.

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I just hope you know that.

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(HALF-LAUGHS) Yeah?

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Thank you... sis.

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♪ Into my arms, O Lord

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♪ Into my arms. ♪

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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

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Go, Charlie!

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We're gonna take a quick break,

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but the DJ will keep
the floor pumping.

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Hi. Charlie, isn't it?

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Can I help you?

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Oh, that was a
beautiful performance.

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You're a very
talented young man,

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but I think you understand
why you have to leave,

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at once.

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Seriously?

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You're not even gonna
offer me some cake?

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(HALF-LAUGHS) OK,
let's not make a scene.

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I just think everyone would
be a lot more comfortable

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if you just left.

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Cake?

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Sure.

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(GUESTS MURMUR)

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You knocked it out of my hands.

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I know. Just pick it up.

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Zeke.

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People are watching.

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(WHISPERS) Pick it up.

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OK.

262
00:14:34,045 --> 00:14:35,385
(GUESTS GASP)

263
00:14:35,485 --> 00:14:37,305
Zeke! That's Nonno's suit!

264
00:14:37,405 --> 00:14:38,464
Oh!

265
00:14:38,564 --> 00:14:41,124
(GUESTS EXCLAIM, MURMUR)

266
00:14:42,564 --> 00:14:44,563
Do you want some cake?

267
00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:47,403
Sure.

268
00:14:48,602 --> 00:14:50,222
(GUESTS EXCLAIM)

269
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:52,322
(LAUGHS)

270
00:14:57,361 --> 00:14:58,700
(ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS PLAYS)

271
00:14:58,800 --> 00:15:00,260
Do you wanna dance?

272
00:15:00,360 --> 00:15:02,420
But it's Kylie.

273
00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,919
Well, maybe we are those gays.

274
00:15:16,677 --> 00:15:20,776
♪ Don't say

275
00:15:20,876 --> 00:15:24,135
♪ It's like a fantasy

276
00:15:24,235 --> 00:15:27,475
Italian weddings are a bit
different, aren't they, eh?

277
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,654
♪ Know this is how it should be

278
00:15:31,754 --> 00:15:33,974
♪ You kiss me

279
00:15:34,074 --> 00:15:35,933
♪ I'm falling

280
00:15:36,033 --> 00:15:38,893
♪ Can you hear me calling?

281
00:15:38,993 --> 00:15:41,252
♪ You touch me

282
00:15:41,352 --> 00:15:43,132
♪ I want you

283
00:15:43,232 --> 00:15:46,331
♪ Feels like I've
always known you

284
00:15:46,431 --> 00:15:49,251
♪ On a night like this

285
00:15:49,351 --> 00:15:53,810
♪ I wanna stay forever,
stay forever... ♪

286
00:15:53,910 --> 00:15:57,249
(CHARLIE AND ZEKE LAUGH)

287
00:15:57,349 --> 00:15:59,329
Oh, my God.

288
00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:00,488
Ohh!

289
00:16:00,588 --> 00:16:05,007
Holy shit. Your dad's face!

290
00:16:05,107 --> 00:16:07,827
They are gonna literally
burn me alive tomorrow.

291
00:16:09,187 --> 00:16:11,186
Worth it, though?

292
00:16:13,906 --> 00:16:15,845
Yeah. Yeah, it was.

293
00:16:15,945 --> 00:16:17,685
There he is!

294
00:16:17,785 --> 00:16:18,965
Zekey boy!

295
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:22,264
Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em! Whoo!

296
00:16:24,824 --> 00:16:26,823
Oh.

297
00:16:32,582 --> 00:16:34,582
Are you good?

298
00:16:35,461 --> 00:16:37,461
Of course.

299
00:16:41,420 --> 00:16:43,320
Gents.

300
00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,679
Well, look who it is.

301
00:16:45,779 --> 00:16:47,779
Hope I'm not disturbing you.

302
00:16:48,739 --> 00:16:50,758
Nuh. Not at all.

303
00:16:50,858 --> 00:16:53,778
I'm gonna give you
guys the gift of space.

304
00:16:56,377 --> 00:16:57,957
Are you sure you're OK?

305
00:16:58,057 --> 00:16:59,717
Yes, Mum.

306
00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:01,836
I'm just gonna go hang with Bec.

307
00:17:01,936 --> 00:17:03,936
Go nuts.

308
00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,332
Are you OK with me being here?

309
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:27,471
(SIGHS) Depends.

310
00:17:27,571 --> 00:17:30,151
You gonna be nice?
I'm always nice.

311
00:17:30,251 --> 00:17:31,510
(SCOFFS)

312
00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:34,610
Except for when
I've had a few. Ha.

313
00:17:37,969 --> 00:17:39,969
And out with the boys.

314
00:17:48,127 --> 00:17:50,127
And I'm scared the
person I like...

315
00:17:51,566 --> 00:17:53,566
...doesn't like me back.

316
00:17:57,125 --> 00:17:59,125
And they ignore my texts.

317
00:18:03,804 --> 00:18:06,463
Pretty low of that person
to leave you on read.

318
00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:08,563
Mmm. Real low.

319
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:13,502
Maybe he was trapped on
the party bus from hell.

320
00:18:13,602 --> 00:18:15,462
And I bet his mother

321
00:18:15,562 --> 00:18:17,741
confiscated his
phone, or something.

322
00:18:17,841 --> 00:18:19,821
I hear she's a real pain
in the arse, that one.

323
00:18:19,921 --> 00:18:21,940
Hey! Only I can say that.

324
00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,040
(LAUGHS)

325
00:18:39,957 --> 00:18:41,957
If I tell you that I like you...

326
00:18:43,436 --> 00:18:44,936
...will you stay the same person

327
00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:49,555
or are you gonna change every
time your mates come around?

328
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:58,133
And if I wanted to kiss you...

329
00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:01,293
...right here, where
anyone could see...

330
00:19:01,393 --> 00:19:03,952
...would you freak out
or would you let me?

331
00:19:08,311 --> 00:19:11,071
Because I'm done
being invisible.

332
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,449
You have no idea how much
I wish I'd been the one

333
00:19:19,549 --> 00:19:21,669
dancing up there
with you tonight.

334
00:19:25,468 --> 00:19:30,347
You are a total alpha.

335
00:19:31,787 --> 00:19:33,786
Even if you were
covered in cake.

336
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:39,885
Some delicious, delicious cake.

337
00:19:39,985 --> 00:19:41,985
(LAUGHS) Shut the fuck up.

338
00:19:45,064 --> 00:19:47,944
(HUMS MELODY)

339
00:19:49,663 --> 00:19:51,663
(ZEKE LAUGHS)

340
00:20:00,341 --> 00:20:02,341
On a night like this.

341
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:08,140
I got an idea.

342
00:20:24,096 --> 00:20:26,076
(MOANS DEEPLY)

343
00:20:26,176 --> 00:20:28,955
Somebody just woke up.

344
00:20:29,055 --> 00:20:31,055
I've never been touched there.

345
00:20:32,015 --> 00:20:34,014
I can stop if you want.

346
00:20:36,014 --> 00:20:38,234
(BOTH MOANING)

347
00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:40,413
OK, wait. Wait one second.

348
00:20:53,851 --> 00:20:55,850
This might help. (LAUGHS)

349
00:20:58,570 --> 00:21:00,569
(LAUGHS)

350
00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:09,847
Mmm...

351
00:21:11,207 --> 00:21:12,547
Ooh!

352
00:21:12,647 --> 00:21:15,566
Gently. Gently.

353
00:21:18,886 --> 00:21:21,025
How's that?

354
00:21:21,125 --> 00:21:23,445
(MOANS GENTLY) Keep going.

355
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:26,544
It's good.

356
00:21:26,644 --> 00:21:28,644
It's so good.

357
00:21:30,443 --> 00:21:31,743
Alright. Are you ready?

358
00:21:31,843 --> 00:21:34,223
Yeah. Do it.

359
00:21:34,323 --> 00:21:36,322
Yeah.

360
00:21:43,081 --> 00:21:45,080
OK.

361
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,640
(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)

362
00:21:52,559 --> 00:21:54,559
Wait. Here.

363
00:21:56,638 --> 00:21:58,638
OK.

364
00:21:59,638 --> 00:22:00,937
(GRUNTS) What?

365
00:22:01,037 --> 00:22:03,577
Don't just shove it
in there! Slowly!

366
00:22:03,677 --> 00:22:05,656
(LAUGHS) Sorry. Fuck!

367
00:22:05,756 --> 00:22:07,756
OK.

368
00:22:10,555 --> 00:22:12,335
OK. How's that?

369
00:22:12,435 --> 00:22:13,735
Keep going.

370
00:22:13,835 --> 00:22:15,334
Oh, man.

371
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:18,014
Is that all of it? Nearly.

372
00:22:18,114 --> 00:22:19,814
(GRUNTS) Oh,
there. Stay there.

373
00:22:19,914 --> 00:22:21,913
Don't move.

374
00:22:23,193 --> 00:22:25,193
(BOTH BREATHE DEEPLY)

375
00:22:28,232 --> 00:22:29,892
Are you OK?

376
00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:31,651
Yeah.

377
00:22:31,751 --> 00:22:34,531
Would it have killed you
to be a little smaller?

378
00:22:34,631 --> 00:22:35,730
(ZEKE LAUGHS)

379
00:22:35,830 --> 00:22:36,890
(MOANS)

380
00:22:36,990 --> 00:22:39,030
I can stop if you want.

381
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:42,369
No. Definitely don't stop.

382
00:22:42,469 --> 00:22:44,469
(ZEKE LAUGHS)

383
00:22:47,428 --> 00:22:49,428
(HAMMER GROANS)

384
00:22:50,588 --> 00:22:52,587
(MOANS DEEPLY) (LAUGHS)

385
00:22:56,706 --> 00:23:00,066
(PHONE BUZZES)

386
00:23:04,065 --> 00:23:05,844
Hey.

387
00:23:05,944 --> 00:23:08,204
(LAUGHS) Well, that
was one for the ages.

388
00:23:08,304 --> 00:23:10,304
Where did you go?

389
00:23:11,743 --> 00:23:14,523
Just hanging with
Zeke on the beach.

390
00:23:14,623 --> 00:23:15,883
We gotta debrief.

391
00:23:15,983 --> 00:23:17,982
Coffee at Do-Me in the morning?

392
00:23:19,182 --> 00:23:21,181
Sure.

393
00:23:22,421 --> 00:23:24,421
Are you OK?

394
00:23:25,101 --> 00:23:28,540
You sound... far away.

395
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,939
You don't have to
worry about me.

396
00:23:38,058 --> 00:23:40,058
Goodbye, Bec.

397
00:24:00,934 --> 00:24:02,193
(LAUGHS)

398
00:24:02,293 --> 00:24:04,073
You stayed.

399
00:24:04,173 --> 00:24:06,173
Yeah.

400
00:24:07,652 --> 00:24:09,652
I kinda expected you to bail.

401
00:24:11,092 --> 00:24:13,271
I thought about it.

402
00:24:13,371 --> 00:24:15,371
Especially after it got messy.

403
00:24:16,811 --> 00:24:18,810
Occupational hazard.

404
00:24:19,650 --> 00:24:21,310
It's lucky we had the towel.

405
00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:23,409
(BOTH LAUGH) Yeah.

406
00:24:27,408 --> 00:24:30,308
So why didn't you leave?

407
00:24:30,408 --> 00:24:33,867
I liked having you
in my arms too much.

408
00:24:33,967 --> 00:24:35,967
(LAUGHS)

409
00:24:39,926 --> 00:24:41,386
So...

410
00:24:41,486 --> 00:24:43,785
...does this mean I gotta go
to the Brownlows with you?

411
00:24:43,885 --> 00:24:46,825
I'm not getting into the AFL.

412
00:24:46,925 --> 00:24:48,924
I fucked it up.

413
00:24:49,604 --> 00:24:50,864
Shit.

414
00:24:50,964 --> 00:24:53,983
I'm sorry, Hammer.

415
00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:56,083
It's always meant
everything to me.

416
00:24:57,083 --> 00:24:59,562
Becoming some big AFL star.

417
00:25:03,081 --> 00:25:05,081
Now that's gone...

418
00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,920
...I don't know who
I'm meant to be.

419
00:25:15,319 --> 00:25:17,359
Whoever you wanna be.

420
00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:24,037
There's one thing
I just don't get.

421
00:25:26,037 --> 00:25:29,576
How are you so beautiful?

422
00:25:29,676 --> 00:25:30,676
(SCOFFS, LAUGHS) Oh.

423
00:25:30,716 --> 00:25:32,716
No, you're... Shh.

424
00:25:34,995 --> 00:25:38,594
You don't have to say it
back. Just take my compliment.

425
00:25:40,514 --> 00:25:42,294
You're the most beautiful person

426
00:25:42,394 --> 00:25:44,393
I've ever seen in my life.

427
00:25:50,472 --> 00:25:52,472
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

428
00:25:57,111 --> 00:25:59,110
(EXHALES)

429
00:26:19,386 --> 00:26:21,686
So, are we gonna talk
about last night?

430
00:26:21,786 --> 00:26:23,086
We will.

431
00:26:23,186 --> 00:26:25,765
But we will not be
making another scene

432
00:26:25,865 --> 00:26:27,925
in front of all of our
family and friends.

433
00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:31,864
So just smile and
eat your breakfast.

434
00:26:33,144 --> 00:26:35,963
And we will talk
when we get home.

435
00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:38,543
You've said enough. Mm.

436
00:26:43,342 --> 00:26:47,721
You know, that's just
not gonna work for me.

437
00:26:47,821 --> 00:26:49,920
If you've got something
to say, just say it now.

438
00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:52,680
I told you this day was
important to your mother.

439
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,239
And you ruined it.

440
00:26:54,339 --> 00:26:56,519
Ruined what?

441
00:26:56,619 --> 00:26:58,039
Mum was the one
tossing cake around.

442
00:26:58,139 --> 00:27:00,238
(SOFTLY) Shut up. You
scandalised our family.

443
00:27:00,338 --> 00:27:02,438
Oh, talk about
being a drama queen.

444
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:03,634
And I thought I was the faggot.

445
00:27:03,658 --> 00:27:05,037
(BANGS TABLE) Disgraziato!

446
00:27:05,137 --> 00:27:07,837
Why are you trying
to destroy us?

447
00:27:07,937 --> 00:27:10,036
Because this isn't about
you. It's about me.

448
00:27:10,136 --> 00:27:12,736
We are your parents!

449
00:27:14,615 --> 00:27:16,615
Not anymore you're not.

450
00:27:19,335 --> 00:27:21,694
I'm done trying to please you.

451
00:27:31,092 --> 00:27:34,572
(WOMAN SOBBING QUIETLY)

452
00:27:35,971 --> 00:27:38,611
(INDISTINCT MUTTERING)

453
00:27:47,929 --> 00:27:50,128
(INAUDIBLE)

454
00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:15,004
What's wrong? What happened?

455
00:28:22,362 --> 00:28:24,882
(WHISPERS INAUDIBLY)

456
00:28:28,361 --> 00:28:30,361
(THUD!)

457
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:35,260
Charlie!

458
00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,539
Charlie!

459
00:28:37,639 --> 00:28:40,679
Please be here. Please
be here. Please be here.

460
00:28:51,276 --> 00:28:53,356
Zeke, what's wrong?

461
00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:04,074
(SOMBRE MUSIC)