1 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,500 Okay, here's one. 20 bucks says you can't name 2 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:33,634 all seven dwarves. 3 00:00:33,667 --> 00:00:36,437 Easy, Dopey, Sleepy, Sexy, Drunky-- 4 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,005 What? Sexy-- ...Charming. 5 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,540 No, that's not it. 6 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:40,841 Whatever. It's a loaded question. 7 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,311 You do it for 40. Ready? Like a Gatling gun. 8 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:46,647 Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, uh-- 9 00:00:46,680 --> 00:00:48,416 You owe me 40 bucks. 10 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:51,419 Let's get to work. Love this job. 11 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,295 You got the envelope? 12 00:01:01,329 --> 00:01:02,596 Yeah, I got it right here. 13 00:01:04,865 --> 00:01:06,667 We're here to make you famous. 14 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,422 ** 15 00:01:35,363 --> 00:01:37,831 * I've got my eye on you 16 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:42,069 * I've got my eye on you 17 00:01:44,305 --> 00:01:48,041 * And I'm hooked here, too 18 00:01:48,075 --> 00:01:49,777 * Your fooling around's 19 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:52,446 * Getting blood on my shoes, oh * 20 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:56,650 * Whoa-oa, oh, oh 21 00:01:57,718 --> 00:01:59,387 * Whoa-oa 22 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:04,325 * I've set my sights on you 23 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:08,429 * I've set my sights on you 24 00:02:09,830 --> 00:02:13,167 * I've got an alibi, too 25 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:16,003 * So don't look around 26 00:02:16,036 --> 00:02:18,839 * I've got nothing to lose 27 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:22,843 * Whoa-oa, oh, oh 28 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:27,981 * Whoa-oa, oh, oh 29 00:02:28,015 --> 00:02:30,318 * Whoa-oa 30 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:36,990 * Whoa-oa, oh, oh 31 00:02:37,024 --> 00:02:38,459 * Whoa-oa 32 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:06,454 Psychologists believe that the brain doesn't stop maturing 33 00:03:06,487 --> 00:03:08,789 until we're well into our twenties. 34 00:03:08,822 --> 00:03:11,992 What does that mean for a girl who's turned 18? 35 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:13,527 Legally, she's an adult, 36 00:03:13,561 --> 00:03:16,397 yet she still has a brain that's-- 37 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:19,132 well, let's just say a brain that's not fully cooked. 38 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,437 I guess that's why we go away to college. 39 00:03:23,471 --> 00:03:25,038 It's like an incubator-- 40 00:03:25,072 --> 00:03:27,908 a place to keep our bodies safe and our brains baking 41 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,743 until we're able to make 42 00:03:29,777 --> 00:03:33,447 informed, intelligent choices. 43 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:37,017 But what happens when our bodies are ready, willing, and able, 44 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:38,519 yet our minds are not mature enough 45 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:41,789 to make these right decisions, 46 00:03:41,822 --> 00:03:43,657 especially when faced with a friendly smile, 47 00:03:43,691 --> 00:03:47,060 and irresistible temptations like 48 00:03:47,094 --> 00:03:48,496 a T-shirt, 49 00:03:48,529 --> 00:03:52,132 or worse... 50 00:03:52,165 --> 00:03:53,967 plastic beads? 51 00:03:54,001 --> 00:03:55,636 You can't expect a girl 52 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,638 whose body that's trying to catch up to its brain 53 00:03:57,671 --> 00:04:02,310 to understand concepts like consequences, 54 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:04,144 particularly with a little booze involved, 55 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:05,279 and some soft light, 56 00:04:05,313 --> 00:04:08,416 and a charming man with a camera. 57 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,587 I'm Tiffany, president of the sorority. 58 00:04:13,621 --> 00:04:15,456 I'm Jay Roma. We know who you are. 59 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,124 You're famous! 60 00:04:17,157 --> 00:04:18,792 Infamous is more like it. 61 00:04:18,826 --> 00:04:21,495 This is Kip, my crude yet competent cameraman. 62 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,896 Hello. I'm Erida. 63 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,432 Erida? Erida? That's a new one. 64 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,167 It's an old one, actually. I'm named after a Greek goddess. 65 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:28,869 The goddess of sexy librarians? 66 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:31,505 'Cause of the glasses? Cute. 67 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,073 And you are? Alexis. Social secretary. 68 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,875 I plan the parties. 69 00:04:34,908 --> 00:04:36,043 Hi, Alexis. 70 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:37,244 Did you find the place okay? 71 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,447 Got a little lost, but we're here now. 72 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:42,350 You're not on sorority row, so it as a bit confusing. 73 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:44,585 So maybe we should get down to business first? 74 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:45,986 Oh. 75 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,221 I'll take that. I'm sorority treasurer. 76 00:04:48,255 --> 00:04:50,458 Ten grand. You can count it. We trust you. 77 00:04:50,491 --> 00:04:52,225 You saved us from foreclosure. 78 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:53,861 You're saving our asses, you know. 79 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:55,529 Can't wait to see those cute asses. 80 00:04:55,563 --> 00:04:57,498 I should have hired a eunuch. 81 00:04:57,531 --> 00:04:59,032 Forgive him. Who's Eunuch? 82 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,734 No one you'd ever want to meet, Alexis. 83 00:05:00,768 --> 00:05:03,504 So whatever happened to a bake sale 84 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:05,339 or a car wash? 85 00:05:05,373 --> 00:05:09,042 You can't make ten grand baking cookies. 86 00:05:09,076 --> 00:05:12,012 Well, we're happy to help. Do you know how this works? 87 00:05:15,215 --> 00:05:17,317 Let's meet the girls. 88 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,920 I guarantee there is not a hotter party in the world 89 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,790 and no place I'd rather be than right here 90 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:25,626 with the girls of Theta Alpha Nu! 91 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,161 Ten smoking hot coeds and yours truly! 92 00:05:28,195 --> 00:05:31,298 I got a feeling we're gonna see some truly Crazy Chixx! 93 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:34,435 Let's find out just how crazy! 94 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,312 How was that? That was good. 95 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:48,015 All right, let's get this party started. Right on. 96 00:05:48,048 --> 00:05:49,149 ** 97 00:05:49,182 --> 00:05:50,851 ** 98 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:04,965 ** 99 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,609 Yeah, spank-- More of that stuff. 100 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:18,078 You see that stuff? That's what we're looking for. 101 00:06:18,111 --> 00:06:19,947 ** 102 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,659 Come on, girls, shake your money makers. 103 00:06:31,692 --> 00:06:32,793 Let's go. 104 00:06:32,826 --> 00:06:34,462 Drinks are free, girls. Drink up. 105 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,163 Yeah! 106 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,165 Who's that in the red shirt? 107 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:40,267 Yeah, shake 'em, baby. Shake 'em. 108 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,769 Whoo! 109 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:45,272 Lotta dimes here, girls. Drink up. 110 00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,408 Yeah! Chug-a-lug! Party time! 111 00:06:48,442 --> 00:06:51,411 Get it going, girls. Come on, Kip, don't miss it. 112 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:54,314 Yeah, ladies! Ladies! 113 00:06:54,347 --> 00:06:57,317 Keep it going. It's a party. Whatever. 114 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,860 Madame President, I need you to go over there-- 115 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,864 All right? Leave it to me. 116 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:15,035 ** 117 00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,108 Jeannie and Betty. 118 00:07:22,643 --> 00:07:25,212 You girls ready to earn that money? 119 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,450 ** 120 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:31,585 All right. 121 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:33,987 On the bed. 122 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,258 Here. 123 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:40,994 SoCo? 124 00:07:41,028 --> 00:07:42,563 What is this, high school? 125 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:47,735 Here. 126 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,874 Drinking from the bottle? 127 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:56,510 I thought you Theta girls had more manners. 128 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:03,116 I don't think they need a chaperone. 129 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,762 What is this, Sunday school? 130 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:17,998 Girls, you're making even Kip soft. 131 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,433 Get into it. 132 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,944 Well, they didn't need much coaxing. 133 00:08:30,978 --> 00:08:32,980 What is it about a video camera that would make 134 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,815 an otherwise reasonable girl act like this? 135 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,258 Take your fucking tops off. 136 00:08:48,261 --> 00:08:49,730 Are we crazy? 137 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:51,298 No, we're not. 138 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:53,300 We know exactly what we're doing. 139 00:08:53,333 --> 00:08:54,702 Do we? 140 00:08:59,472 --> 00:09:01,008 Come on! 141 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,817 I don't know if I can go through with this. 142 00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,019 Um, hello? A little late, don't you think? 143 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:14,087 Yeah, Emily. The camera's rolling. 144 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,825 I don't want to be a bitch, Em, but we signed an oath. 145 00:09:17,858 --> 00:09:19,760 We're all in this together. 146 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:27,167 Can I have some of those? No. 147 00:09:30,537 --> 00:09:32,973 Everything's gonna be fine. 148 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:36,076 This is a great opportunity. 149 00:09:36,109 --> 00:09:38,245 It will be worth it. 150 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,696 When is it our turn? 151 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,464 Calm down. We'll all get our chance. 152 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:59,332 Let's just do what they ask. 153 00:09:59,366 --> 00:10:01,334 That's what we're getting paid for. 154 00:10:12,245 --> 00:10:15,182 How'd they do? Tiffany, I don't mean to seem petty, 155 00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:18,752 but our deal was for 10 girls and I only see 9. 156 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,988 Oh, there are 10. Caroline's in her room. 157 00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:23,390 She's not feeling well, but you'll meet her soon. 158 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,692 I promise. 159 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,694 She as cute as the rest of you? Caroline? 160 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:28,829 Oh, yeah, she's a perfect 10. 161 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,631 I gotta reload. Can I have the keys? 162 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:35,235 Right on. 163 00:10:35,268 --> 00:10:38,505 Wait! I've never been inside a tour bus before. 164 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,741 Well, then you haven't lived. 165 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,075 Kip? We're working. 166 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,744 I'll be 4 1/2 minutes. 167 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:51,584 It's a lot bigger than I thought. 168 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,987 That's what she-- Please don't! 169 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:55,022 Sorry. 170 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:59,192 I bet this thing doesn't get very good mileage. 171 00:10:59,226 --> 00:11:00,994 Oh, don't kid yourself. 172 00:11:01,028 --> 00:11:03,496 We've gotten plenty of mileage out of this one. 173 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:06,266 Do you ever say anything that's not perverted? 174 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,168 Occupational hazard, I guess. 175 00:11:08,201 --> 00:11:10,704 Good. I like it. 176 00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,373 Is it true you're worth like 177 00:11:13,406 --> 00:11:15,776 three hundred trillion dollars? 178 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:18,779 Three hundred trillion? 179 00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:20,981 Well, maybe not three hundred, 180 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,350 but you're definitely a trillionaire, aren't you? 181 00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:26,854 Oh, definitely. Wow. 182 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,590 What's in there? 183 00:11:32,225 --> 00:11:33,794 There? 184 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,263 How did you get into this, Jay? 185 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:38,098 Oh, long story. 186 00:11:38,131 --> 00:11:39,767 Ooh! Tell us! Tell us! 187 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,102 Okay. 188 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,871 I was a senior in high school, 189 00:11:43,904 --> 00:11:45,705 and my dad got me this 190 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:48,575 Polaroid camera for Christmas... 191 00:11:48,608 --> 00:11:51,078 and I was at this girl's house. 192 00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:52,946 Emily Murphy. 193 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,148 Hot little cheerleader chick. 194 00:11:55,182 --> 00:11:56,383 Way out of my league. 195 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,952 I bet this bed has seen a thing or two. 196 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:01,088 Well, eight's our record, actually. 197 00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:04,291 Emily's waiting for me to make a move, 198 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,927 which, admittedly at the time, I was not very good at. 199 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,797 Believe it or not, I was pretty innocent. 200 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:14,101 So instead of making a move, I take a Polaroid. 201 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,804 And I swear to God, when that flash went off, 202 00:12:16,837 --> 00:12:20,407 and that film came shooting out of the front, 203 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:24,044 it was like, I don't know... 204 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,713 like the ultimate aphrodisiac for her. 205 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:32,519 So I take another and another. 206 00:12:32,552 --> 00:12:37,290 Five photos later... she's naked, 207 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:38,425 and I'm in business. 208 00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:40,727 Wow, this mattress is better than mine. 209 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:42,830 Feel how firm it is. 210 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,631 Shouldn't that be my line? 211 00:12:44,664 --> 00:12:46,066 There you go again. 212 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,435 But I wish it was. 213 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:53,440 I stumble upon a little known fact that makes me a very wealthy man-- 214 00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,744 Women are natural exhibitionists. 215 00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:59,980 And men, we're born voyeurs. 216 00:13:00,013 --> 00:13:02,182 We should really get going. 217 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,884 Are you turning me down? 218 00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:04,617 Oh, my. 219 00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,087 Uh, not by choice. 220 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:11,224 I have a confession. 221 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,493 I kind of have a fetish for older guys. 222 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:16,096 At 17, I realize that all a girl needs is a little booze 223 00:13:16,129 --> 00:13:19,432 and a camera... 224 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,836 and she'll do anything you want. 225 00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:26,039 What a coincidence, I have a fetish for girls, period. 226 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:28,541 Well, then we'll get a long just fine. 227 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,081 Whoa! 228 00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:40,753 I have also a fetish for not pissing off Jay. 229 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:43,523 So, come on, let's get back. 230 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:53,366 Thanks, man. I gotta go powder my nose. 231 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,767 Bathroom's at the end of the hall. 232 00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:56,636 Okay, thanks. 233 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,340 Oh, hey, no hard feelings? 234 00:14:00,373 --> 00:14:02,142 We'll see. 235 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,316 Oh, flowers for the pretty girl. 236 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,312 You shoot everything on the X-100? 237 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:40,280 Huh? 238 00:14:40,313 --> 00:14:42,049 The camera-- the X-100. 239 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,716 Emily's a movie major. 240 00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,718 Yeah, look, 241 00:14:45,752 --> 00:14:48,021 I've shot a billion of these things, 242 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,257 and I still don't know a damn thing about that. 243 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:11,078 Okay, well, say hello. 244 00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:13,280 Show us your chest! 245 00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,382 Are you sure you're 18? 246 00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,336 Come here. 247 00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,602 All right, that's enough. 248 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,539 Don't tell me you're camera shy. No, no, no, no. 249 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,074 Whoo! 250 00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,541 All right, all right, that's enough! 251 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,877 Come on, take it easy. No, no, no. 252 00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,845 Look, I said that's enough! 253 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,625 What he fuck? 254 00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,061 You like the house? 255 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,665 I have a strict policy. 256 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,467 I don't participate. 257 00:17:14,501 --> 00:17:16,203 Why not? 258 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:18,971 I built my brand on crazy chicks, 259 00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,408 not on some douche bag trying to get with them. 260 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:25,044 You've never been in one of your videos? 261 00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,448 No. Never. 262 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,617 Nobody lives here. 263 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,753 Of course we live here. It's our sorority house. 264 00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:35,222 This is no sorority. 265 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,389 Nobody lives here. 266 00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:37,457 And that's water. 267 00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,927 Water is the source of all life. 268 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,696 Why are all the vodka bottles filled with water? 269 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,099 We don't want to be drunk for this. 270 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,937 Who are you? 271 00:17:52,372 --> 00:17:53,740 Where the hell is Kip? 272 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,579 My fault. Sorry. 273 00:17:59,612 --> 00:18:01,248 Where the hell is he? 274 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:03,183 Let's just say his willpower lost this time. 275 00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:04,651 Kip! You're fired! 276 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,486 Don't blame him. He couldn't resist. 277 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,322 What happened? What did you do? 278 00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,392 Jesus Christ! He knows better. To hell with him. 279 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:13,893 You know how to work this thing? 280 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,462 Hell, yeah. Good. Come on. 281 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:17,664 I want to make this horny bastard sorry. 282 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,401 We have just the thing. 283 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:59,506 Oh, you girls don't fuck around. 284 00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:02,842 No. We put a lot of thought into this night. 285 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,828 Roll camera. 286 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,930 ** 287 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,458 - Cut. - ** 288 00:20:25,492 --> 00:20:27,159 What are you doing? 289 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:31,964 We know you don't want to be on camera, 290 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:35,034 but I think we're entitled to some bragging rights. 291 00:20:41,408 --> 00:20:43,543 Bragging rights? 292 00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:48,915 We want to be able to say that we fucked Jay Roma. 293 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,689 All right, this is against my-- 294 00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:58,658 No one will ever know. 295 00:20:58,691 --> 00:20:59,959 I promise. 296 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:06,165 You've had a lot of girls. 297 00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:10,437 But have you ever had an entire sorority house? 298 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,005 ** 299 00:21:39,866 --> 00:21:42,835 ** 300 00:21:49,241 --> 00:21:50,577 Hey! 301 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,880 Where's number ten? 302 00:21:53,913 --> 00:21:55,247 You know, number ten? 303 00:21:55,281 --> 00:21:56,649 Caroline? 304 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,586 You'll meet her very soon. 305 00:21:59,619 --> 00:22:00,987 I promise. 306 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:05,224 Hey. 307 00:22:39,025 --> 00:22:40,927 All right, this is getting kind of kinky. 308 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,662 Oh, no, this is so hot. 309 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:44,731 Oh, my gosh. Totally hot. 310 00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:46,032 What do you think, Jay? 311 00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:48,267 Fucking hot. Yeah. 312 00:22:52,605 --> 00:22:55,408 All right, peek-a-boo. 313 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:58,377 Hey, I can't see. 314 00:22:58,411 --> 00:23:00,112 I think you need to cool down. 315 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:05,117 What the hell we doing? 316 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,454 We have another surprise for you. 317 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,556 Step up. You go. 318 00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:11,223 Oh, that's fucking cold! 319 00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:13,826 Okay. 320 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:16,095 I get it. Very funny! 321 00:23:16,128 --> 00:23:19,065 I love it. 322 00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,568 All right, look, this is getting dangerous. 323 00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:22,735 Tiffany? 324 00:23:22,769 --> 00:23:25,505 I'm getting kind of used to that name. 325 00:23:25,538 --> 00:23:27,440 It's got a nice ring to it. 326 00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:29,241 My name real is Jessica. 327 00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,177 But you wouldn't remember that, Jay. 328 00:23:31,210 --> 00:23:35,281 Tiffany is just a variation of a Greek name. 329 00:23:35,314 --> 00:23:36,282 Tisiphone. 330 00:23:36,315 --> 00:23:37,817 She was a goddess-- 331 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:40,252 the goddess of vengeance. 332 00:23:40,286 --> 00:23:43,189 All right, uh... 333 00:23:43,222 --> 00:23:44,491 Kip! 334 00:23:44,524 --> 00:23:46,158 But I thought you wanted to meet Caroline. 335 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:47,794 Fuck Caroline! 336 00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,762 You already did! 337 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:52,532 You got me and Caroline drunk. 338 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:53,966 Really drunk. 339 00:23:55,201 --> 00:23:56,869 Then you gave us some money. 340 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,540 And then you ruined our lives. 341 00:24:02,909 --> 00:24:05,044 Shit! It's her! Oh! Oh! Oh! 342 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,679 Dude, that's fucking her! 343 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:10,149 We had to drop out of school, change our names, 344 00:24:10,182 --> 00:24:12,619 and no matter where we moved or what we did, 345 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:14,821 we could not get away what we did for you. 346 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:18,057 And this goddamn ice is hotter than you. 347 00:24:18,090 --> 00:24:20,226 Now heat the fuck up. 348 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,061 Now get into it! 349 00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:26,833 Of course, I handled it better a lot than she did. 350 00:24:41,347 --> 00:24:42,982 Keep the money. 351 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:44,350 All right? 352 00:24:44,383 --> 00:24:47,787 Keep the money and let me go. 353 00:24:49,288 --> 00:24:51,190 Kip! 354 00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:53,259 I don't think he's gonna be much help. 355 00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,863 Nobody lives here. 356 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,732 Of course we live here, it's our sorority house. 357 00:25:02,234 --> 00:25:03,570 Who are you? 358 00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:05,471 You're a fucking dime a dozen! 359 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,139 There's a billion more sluts out there 360 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:09,576 who won't pull this hurt little girl shit. 361 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:12,444 We're just crazy chicks, Kip. Isn't that what you want? 362 00:25:12,478 --> 00:25:15,982 Put your training bra back on and get the fuck out! 363 00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,584 Here. Here. 364 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:19,185 Keep the fucking T-shirt. 365 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:21,253 You're not college students. 366 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,036 I know you. You're name's not Erida, is it? 367 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:39,205 Very good, Kip. 368 00:25:39,238 --> 00:25:42,208 I'm gonna give you a little lesson in Greek mythology. 369 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:44,543 You see, Erida was a Greek goddess-- 370 00:25:44,577 --> 00:25:46,478 the goddess of hate. 371 00:25:46,512 --> 00:25:49,381 She could only be at peace once blood was spilled. 372 00:25:49,415 --> 00:25:52,351 What are you gonna do? Isn't it obvious? 373 00:26:02,629 --> 00:26:04,997 By the way, I'm Ashley. 374 00:26:05,031 --> 00:26:07,433 When you filmed me, that was my name. 375 00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:10,937 It was her brilliant idea to use Greek names. 376 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:14,807 Alexis, from the Greek name Alecto. 377 00:26:14,841 --> 00:26:16,943 The goddess of unresting. 378 00:26:16,976 --> 00:26:19,779 I haven't rested since I met you, Jay. 379 00:26:19,812 --> 00:26:23,683 Ash graduated magna cum laude in Ancient Greek. 380 00:26:23,716 --> 00:26:26,653 She's a member of Mensa, dipshit. 381 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,689 I have a feeling I'll rest tonight. 382 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:31,190 What do you want? 383 00:26:31,223 --> 00:26:32,424 What do you want? 384 00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:33,660 Isn't it obvious? 385 00:26:33,693 --> 00:26:35,895 We all appeared in your videos. 386 00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:39,732 Now it's your turn to be in ours. 387 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:40,967 What are you doing? 388 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:42,769 After everything we just told you, 389 00:26:42,802 --> 00:26:44,403 you still can't figure it out? 390 00:26:45,738 --> 00:26:46,839 And we're rolling. 391 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,245 Okay. All right. 392 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:56,282 I know what you're doing, you dumb bitches. 393 00:26:56,315 --> 00:26:58,050 You think you're gonna embarrass me? 394 00:26:58,084 --> 00:27:00,486 You think you're gonna film me 395 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,121 and make me look like an asshole 396 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:03,622 and ruin my reputation? 397 00:27:03,656 --> 00:27:06,558 When I get out of here, you're all dead! 398 00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:08,160 Fuck you! 399 00:27:08,194 --> 00:27:10,396 And fuck your whore friend Caroline! 400 00:27:10,429 --> 00:27:12,865 And to think I had second thoughts about this. 401 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:15,201 I told you it would be worth it. 402 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,838 I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got! 403 00:27:18,871 --> 00:27:22,775 You wanna film me? 404 00:27:22,809 --> 00:27:25,011 Go ahead and film me, you stupid whores. 405 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:29,648 Come on. Let's go upstairs and clean up. 406 00:27:40,626 --> 00:27:41,861 Wait! 407 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:46,532 Congrats, Jay. 408 00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:48,968 This is will definitely be your biggest hit ever. 409 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,138 Where are you going? 410 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,672 Hey, come back here. 411 00:27:53,706 --> 00:27:55,474 No. Come back. 412 00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:57,376 Please. Hey. 413 00:27:57,409 --> 00:28:00,112 Come back. 414 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,232 Hey! 415 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,569 Help! Help! 416 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:32,745 Luckily, most people can't speak Greek. 417 00:28:32,779 --> 00:28:34,914 If Kip or Jay did, they may recognize 418 00:28:34,947 --> 00:28:37,016 that Theta Alpha Nu 419 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:40,419 are the first three letters of the word thanatos. 420 00:28:41,788 --> 00:28:43,655 That's Greek for death. 421 00:28:43,689 --> 00:28:45,591 Clever girls. 422 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,596 Jay Roma. 423 00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:54,000 He made his first million at the age of 25. 424 00:28:54,033 --> 00:28:56,769 His first hundred million by the age of 32. 425 00:28:56,803 --> 00:28:59,238 But by 35... 426 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:03,943 20 million hits on his very last video. 427 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,812 I guess these chicks 428 00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,914 are crazier than what he ever dreamed. 429 00:29:09,215 --> 00:29:10,649 And as the Greeks say-- 430 00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:12,318 Kali nichta. 431 00:29:12,351 --> 00:29:18,090 Good night. 432 00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:20,059 * If I was you 433 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:22,028 * I would run for your life * 434 00:29:26,265 --> 00:29:28,000 * If I was you 435 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,402 * I would run for your life * 436 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,171 * Her face is in every paper * 437 00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,040 * And they will never forget her * 438 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,442 * A nation cries together 439 00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:38,277 * Hoping to remember 440 00:29:42,081 --> 00:29:43,983 * If I was you 441 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,751 * I would run for your life * 442 00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,786 * If I was you 443 00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,755 * I would run for your life * 444 00:29:57,496 --> 00:29:58,931 Kill, Ubu. 445 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,432 Kill. 446 00:30:00,466 --> 00:30:02,268 Good fish.