1 00:00:03,604 --> 00:00:05,639 Okay, I'm ready. Previously on This Is Us... 2 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:07,141 REBECCA: I'm gonna go ahead and spare us 3 00:00:07,175 --> 00:00:09,043 both the seductive birthday dance 4 00:00:09,077 --> 00:00:11,712 this year. I'm sorry, baby, but it's my birthday, 5 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:13,581 and I would really like 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:15,649 to see the dance. 7 00:00:15,683 --> 00:00:17,518 My water just broke. Yep. 8 00:00:17,551 --> 00:00:19,253 I'm Dr. Katowski. 9 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:20,921 Dr. Schneider's appendix burst 10 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:23,391 an hour ago. He just went into surgery. 11 00:00:23,424 --> 00:00:25,093 (screaming) 12 00:00:25,126 --> 00:00:27,161 Baby? Something's not right. (gasps) 13 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:28,762 We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm... 14 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:30,364 I'm very sorry. 15 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:31,565 Which one's yours? 16 00:00:31,599 --> 00:00:33,401 Those two. Congrats. 17 00:00:33,434 --> 00:00:35,002 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 18 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:36,737 I didn't know what to do, so I brought him here. 19 00:00:36,770 --> 00:00:38,739 Smoke? 20 00:00:38,772 --> 00:00:40,007 No. 21 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,075 Life's strange. 22 00:00:42,910 --> 00:00:45,546 I'm telling you, this is gonna work. 23 00:00:45,579 --> 00:00:47,948 (Stevie Wonder's "Uptight" playing) 24 00:00:54,788 --> 00:00:57,691 * Baby, everything is all right * 25 00:00:57,725 --> 00:00:59,693 (laughing): Oh! Ah! 26 00:00:59,727 --> 00:01:02,263 I told you they'd like Stevie! They're kicking! 27 00:01:02,296 --> 00:01:03,797 Do you feel that? Oh, my God. 28 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:05,399 * Out of sight 29 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:07,235 You hear that, Big Three in there, huh? 30 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:10,238 (laughs) Wow, that's crazy! 31 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:12,640 * From across the railroad track * (laughs) 32 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:16,444 * Only shirt I own is hangin' on my back * 33 00:01:16,477 --> 00:01:19,147 * But I'm the envy of every single guy * 34 00:01:19,180 --> 00:01:23,050 * Since I'm the apple of my girl's eye... * 35 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:26,053 * 36 00:01:26,086 --> 00:01:27,755 Farrah. 37 00:01:27,788 --> 00:01:30,424 As in Fawcett? Yeah. 38 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:32,160 Yeah, I actually like Farrah. 39 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:34,628 All right. 40 00:01:35,963 --> 00:01:37,131 God, I like 41 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:39,066 you pregnant. 42 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:41,302 Right? Uh-huh. 43 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,304 I love being pregnant. 44 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,972 How much do you love being pregnant? 45 00:01:45,005 --> 00:01:46,240 I love it a lot. 46 00:01:46,274 --> 00:01:47,741 Think we can make some quintuplets? 47 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,076 (laughs) (chuckles) 48 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:51,412 (chuckles) 49 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:54,682 * 50 00:01:56,484 --> 00:01:58,486 Jack, I have to pee. 51 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,156 Yep. 52 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:03,857 All right. Ready? (grunts) 53 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:05,025 One, two, three. 54 00:02:05,058 --> 00:02:06,960 (grunts) Okay. 55 00:02:06,994 --> 00:02:09,497 I hate being pregnant. 56 00:02:09,530 --> 00:02:13,201 (grunting) 57 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:15,536 (clicks tongue) Whoa. 58 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,771 None of my shoes fit me. 59 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,107 Really? Um, well, hey, uh... No. 60 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,276 ...why don't we get out of the house today 61 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:24,111 and we'll go buy some new ones. 62 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:26,680 No. (groans) My stomach literally cannot stretch 63 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,282 anymore, Jack. There's no more room in there. 64 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:30,851 Just six weeks away, babe. Just six weeks, okay? 65 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:34,121 And they said that triplets come early. So we're almost there. 66 00:02:34,154 --> 00:02:37,858 There are three human beings inside of me, Jack. 67 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:40,060 And they're all lining up to go down the waterslide, 68 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,062 and we don't have anything done for them yet. 69 00:02:43,096 --> 00:02:44,865 We have cribs. 70 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,968 And we-we have 71 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,304 Big Three onesies. We have cribs 72 00:02:50,338 --> 00:02:52,540 inside a barely finished house 73 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,475 that is littered with moving boxes. 74 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,810 I have a million things that I have to do. 75 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,747 And I'm gonna have to duct tape garbage bags 76 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:02,383 to my swollen clown feet to get any of it done. 77 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,651 (phone ringing) 78 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,353 I got it. No, no, no. Jack, 79 00:03:05,386 --> 00:03:07,355 don't run away from this conversation. 80 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:10,391 I'm not done talking yet! I'm just answering the phone, dear. 81 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:14,762 Hello? 82 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,196 Hey, it's Miguel. 83 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,598 Just calling to wish you a happy birthday. 84 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,600 Hey, thanks, man. 85 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,769 So, what do you guys got planned for the big day? Um... 86 00:03:21,802 --> 00:03:24,272 She, uh... she went to the dark side, man. 87 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:27,040 Yeah. I actually think she forgot my birthday. 88 00:03:27,074 --> 00:03:28,776 Yeah, well, that happens. 89 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:31,845 Why don't you come out with me for a few hours? 90 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:35,182 Shelly took the kids to Jersey. Give Rebecca some space. 91 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:36,784 It's your last birthday of freedom. 92 00:03:36,817 --> 00:03:38,419 Yeah... Jack! 93 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:40,187 When you're done talking with your girlfriend, 94 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:43,090 can you bring up some toilet paper?! 95 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:45,092 Hey, Miguel, pray for me, okay? 96 00:03:45,125 --> 00:03:46,960 All right, man. Yeah. 97 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,065 * 98 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,149 (water running) 99 00:04:15,188 --> 00:04:18,626 * 100 00:04:26,634 --> 00:04:28,268 DR. K: I hope you didn't forget, hon, 101 00:04:28,302 --> 00:04:30,504 Peter and the kids are coming over today. 102 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:33,741 Don't worry, I took the day off. 103 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,909 Gonna go by the store later and get some junk cereal 104 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:38,446 for the little ones. 105 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:39,980 I know, I know. 106 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,248 It's bad for their teeth. 107 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:43,283 But it's what they like. 108 00:04:43,317 --> 00:04:45,519 And I'll be damned if I'll be the first grandfather 109 00:04:45,553 --> 00:04:48,556 in human history to deny his grandchildren. 110 00:04:55,396 --> 00:04:57,030 MAN: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 111 00:04:57,064 --> 00:05:00,100 It's been two weeks since my last confession. 112 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,336 PRIEST: Tell me your sins. 113 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:05,272 I lied to my wife. 114 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,609 She hates when I smoke, so I told her I stopped. 115 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:11,779 Well, actually, I did stop. 116 00:05:11,812 --> 00:05:14,181 Haven't had a cigarette in a week. 117 00:05:14,214 --> 00:05:16,817 But yesterday I bought a pack. 118 00:05:16,850 --> 00:05:18,886 I just wanted to hold 'em, you know? 119 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,153 You should tell her 120 00:05:20,187 --> 00:05:22,155 the truth. 121 00:05:22,189 --> 00:05:23,657 Uh... 122 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:25,693 Yeah, I know. 123 00:05:27,928 --> 00:05:31,064 Thing is, Father, we actually... 124 00:05:31,098 --> 00:05:34,502 haven't exactly been in a great place lately. 125 00:05:34,535 --> 00:05:36,670 For a while, really. 126 00:05:36,704 --> 00:05:38,406 Which kinda blows. 127 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:40,908 Sorry, Father. 128 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:44,612 Because the best moment of my life was the morning I met her. 129 00:05:45,613 --> 00:05:48,416 She rear-ended me. 130 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:51,885 Totally her fault. 131 00:05:51,919 --> 00:05:54,688 I got out of my car to go scream at her... 132 00:05:54,722 --> 00:05:58,025 but I saw her face. 133 00:05:58,058 --> 00:06:00,694 And I walked right up to her and stuck out my hand like an idiot 134 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:03,096 and said, "Hi, I'm Joe. 135 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:06,500 "Don't worry about what just happened. 136 00:06:06,534 --> 00:06:09,570 Could I take you out for a cup of coffee?" 137 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:16,076 So that's why I'm really here, Father. 138 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:21,081 I was wondering if I could be so bold to... 139 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,217 ask you for a little miracle. 140 00:06:24,251 --> 00:06:26,620 * 141 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,435 (engine starts) 142 00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,471 * 143 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,646 (sighs) 144 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:55,215 (sighs deeply) 145 00:06:55,248 --> 00:06:57,618 It's hot. 146 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,053 I'm so hot. Are you hot? 147 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,555 Not really... It's hot. 148 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:04,224 So hot. Yeah. 149 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:06,326 (sighs) Hey, 150 00:07:06,359 --> 00:07:10,297 why don't we go to the movies today, huh? 151 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:12,966 Mm-hmm. Yeah? Go see a double feature? 152 00:07:13,000 --> 00:07:15,603 They got AC all day, snacks, popcorns, 153 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:17,170 all that stuff, yeah? 154 00:07:17,204 --> 00:07:19,306 I want to be alone. 155 00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,409 Wait, you what? 156 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:25,646 Jack, the house isn't done. It's not ready. 157 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,781 There are moving boxes everywhere. 158 00:07:27,815 --> 00:07:29,817 I trip over them all the time. There just... 159 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,620 There are too many things in this house, and I need you 160 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:33,954 not to be one of them. Babe, the house isn't... 161 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,388 Get out! 162 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:38,091 Wow. 163 00:07:38,125 --> 00:07:39,493 What? 164 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:42,262 Nothin'. (scoffs) 165 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,498 (bowl clatters) Oh, I see. 166 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:47,935 Okay, so now I'm the crazy wife 167 00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:50,137 who's making your life totally miserable, 168 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,805 huh? I'm not miserable. I'm just... 169 00:07:51,839 --> 00:07:53,841 I'm-I'm starting to get stress vertigo 170 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,543 anytime we have a conversation about a... 171 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,812 a grocery list or, you know, any conversation, 172 00:07:58,846 --> 00:08:01,448 for that matter. But... Huh. 173 00:08:01,481 --> 00:08:06,019 ...you are carrying my children, 174 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,790 so I'm gonna leave you to your afternoon. 175 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:13,293 Thank you, sweetheart. Hey, baby? 176 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,662 Yes, babe. 177 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,496 I love you so much. 178 00:08:16,530 --> 00:08:18,331 I love you. (chuckles) 179 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:20,400 But do not come back into this house 180 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:23,671 until you've had a major attitude change. 181 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:42,455 (groans) 182 00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:52,465 (exhaling) 183 00:08:53,466 --> 00:08:55,836 Hey, God. 184 00:08:55,869 --> 00:09:00,507 I know we only talk during play-off season, 185 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:04,511 but if you're listening... 186 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:08,248 I'm concerned that my wife might be possessed by demons. 187 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:09,516 Hey! 188 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,418 Thanks again for the bathroom sex 189 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:14,588 at Froggy's, Jack! 190 00:09:15,623 --> 00:09:17,591 (sighs) 191 00:09:20,828 --> 00:09:22,229 Oh, God. 192 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,464 (grunts) 193 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,070 Mmm. 194 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,240 (groans) 195 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:35,976 I'm a monster. 196 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:40,013 Guys... (sighs) ...when are you coming out? 197 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:45,285 How much longer? 198 00:09:48,021 --> 00:09:50,257 Okay. 199 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,259 (smacks lips) One, two... 200 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:58,031 Mm, mm, mm... 201 00:10:01,835 --> 00:10:04,772 (groans) 202 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:11,111 I am a monster. 203 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:12,145 (sighs) 204 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,623 * 205 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,038 Nathan? 206 00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,472 Nice to see you out and about. 207 00:10:39,506 --> 00:10:41,474 Oh, hello, Anne. Yeah. 208 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,610 That stuff will rot your teeth, 209 00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,612 you know. Ah. 210 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:48,782 Well, Peter's coming over with the kids, so... 211 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,751 Ah. 212 00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:54,888 Yeah, I can't seem to take it off. 213 00:10:54,922 --> 00:10:57,057 Nor should you. 214 00:10:58,558 --> 00:11:01,161 After I lost Donnie... 215 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:05,532 Well, it takes time, is all. 216 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,700 (softly): Yeah. 217 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:08,902 You look thin. 218 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,971 (chuckles) Just old. 219 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,840 If you're old, I'm ancient. If you're ancient, 220 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,407 I'm dead. 221 00:11:14,441 --> 00:11:15,743 (chuckles) 222 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,645 Well, I better get going. 223 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:19,947 Yeah. 224 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,617 Nathan. 225 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:27,988 If you need a good meal or... 226 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:30,223 just some company down the road, 227 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,425 I'd love to make you dinner sometime. 228 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,328 Well, I'm always on call, is the thing. 229 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,831 You never know when this thing's gonna go off, 230 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,066 and... 231 00:11:39,099 --> 00:11:40,667 Plus, you know, babies... 232 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,936 like to come at dinnertime. 233 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:45,372 (laughs) Of course. I understand. 234 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:47,908 Well, you take care of yourself, Nathan. 235 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,943 Yeah. You, too. 236 00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,183 Hey. 237 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,385 I'm back. WOMAN: Hey. 238 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:02,122 Went to church. 239 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:04,191 Saw Father Williams. 240 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,093 Oh, yeah? Good. 241 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:09,129 He's going to put us in his prayers. 242 00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:11,731 Well, that should do it. 243 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,968 What have I done now, Samantha? 244 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,937 (quietly): Nothing. 245 00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,742 You know what I asked him to help me with? Father Williams? 246 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:27,114 I asked him to save my marriage. 247 00:12:29,783 --> 00:12:32,585 (wry chuckle) 248 00:12:32,619 --> 00:12:34,087 I see. 249 00:12:34,121 --> 00:12:36,289 Interesting to hear. 250 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,726 (sighs) 251 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,761 I'm due at the station. 252 00:12:46,133 --> 00:12:47,968 So, what are we doing here again? 253 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:49,402 'Cause it's your birthday. 254 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,205 And my gift to you is this-- showing you the way. 255 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,075 Golf? Golf. 256 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:58,846 Nah, man, it's... it's not my thing, pal. 257 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:01,748 Last I checked it's not your thing, but... What? 258 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,350 I'm just... I want to get back to Bec. 259 00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:05,318 What? No, no, no. I'm-I'm gonna take off... 260 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,154 Give her space. (sighs) 261 00:13:07,187 --> 00:13:08,856 There's gonna be plenty of time for you 262 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:10,323 to become a martyr, I promise. 263 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:12,325 Right now we need to get you some new clubs. 264 00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,127 No, look, I-I don't want to spend the money. 265 00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,364 Wrong. Being a father means that every once in a while 266 00:13:17,397 --> 00:13:19,132 you get to buy yourself something. 267 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,468 Because your kids get everything else. 268 00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,970 Uh... 269 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,705 Look at these guys. I-I don't like golf. 270 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:27,207 Nobody likes golf. 271 00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,808 I don't like golf. 272 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,510 But that doesn't matter. 273 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:32,980 We need to get you some new shoes. Yeah? 274 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:34,181 Let's go. 275 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:36,283 Match your pink pants? 276 00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:38,718 * (panting) 277 00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,487 (quietly): Okay. 278 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:42,122 Um... 279 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,790 (exhales) 280 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:46,559 Yes. 281 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:47,995 Okay. 282 00:13:49,229 --> 00:13:50,563 Cake. All right. 283 00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,698 Mm. 284 00:13:51,731 --> 00:13:54,201 Yeah, I can do that. 285 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:55,402 (grunts): Okay. 286 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,205 Really? 287 00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,273 Sugar. 288 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:02,943 Okay. Shelly. 289 00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:06,846 Hi, Shelly. It's Rebecca. 290 00:14:06,880 --> 00:14:10,250 I am the worst, most terrible wife in the entire world. 291 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,320 I totally forgot that it's Jack's birthday today. 292 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:15,388 And all he was doing was trying to make me feel better, 293 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,257 and I kicked him out of the house. 294 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:21,694 I kicked him out of the house on his birthday, Shelly. 295 00:14:23,196 --> 00:14:25,065 And I don't have a car, 296 00:14:25,098 --> 00:14:27,067 and I really want to make him this... 297 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,903 fancy chocolate almond cake for his birthday. 298 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:33,506 Oh, God. And I usually do this, like, really... 299 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:37,044 sexy Marilyn Monroe-style birthday dance for him, and... 300 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,112 Oh, my God. He's gonna leave me. 301 00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:40,914 He's gonna leave me for some... 302 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:44,551 some hot, not crazy dental hygienist named Stephanie 303 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,619 who doesn forget his birthday. 304 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,622 (panting) 305 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:52,325 I guess you're not home, huh? 306 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:55,462 This is Rebecca. 307 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,197 Did I say that? 308 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,831 Okay, bye. 309 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:04,504 (continues panting) 310 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,107 Okay. 311 00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:10,877 Who wants to go to the grocery store? Huh? 312 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:13,646 All of you do. Great. Okay. 313 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,582 Let's go. 314 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,452 (intro to Stevie Wonder's "Uptight" playing) 315 00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,488 * 316 00:15:30,297 --> 00:15:32,665 (Rebecca singing along): * Baby 317 00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,135 * Everything is all right 318 00:15:35,168 --> 00:15:36,636 * Uptight 319 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,805 * Out of sight 320 00:15:38,838 --> 00:15:40,273 * Baby 321 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,109 * Everything is all right 322 00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,243 * Uptight... 323 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:44,978 (child yelling) WOMAN: Stop it. 324 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,746 Do you want me to bust that bottom? (continues yelling) 325 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,848 You know what? I don't... I don't care... 326 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,117 Will you stop? No. (yelling continues) 327 00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:52,085 Sorry. No, Charlie, Charlie... 328 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:53,086 * Is all right 329 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,421 * Uptight 330 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:55,822 * Out of sight, baby... 331 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,266 You look good, Dad. 332 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,035 WOMAN: You really do. 333 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,437 DR. K: Well, those Jane Fonda tapes 334 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,971 must be working their magic. 335 00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,873 (chuckles) 336 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,877 Seen the new Star Wars film yet? 337 00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,812 Empire Strikes Back? 338 00:16:19,846 --> 00:16:22,049 It's got a real twist for an ending. 339 00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,818 Life has enough twists. 340 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:32,192 Alli liked Ordinary People, the new one with Mary Tyler Moore. 341 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:34,894 Oh. Your mom liked her. (chuckles) 342 00:16:34,927 --> 00:16:36,496 Well, you should check it out. 343 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:40,200 Maybe see if a friend wants to join you for a flick. 344 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,704 There anybody out there you might like to... 345 00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:47,040 take to a movie? A friend? 346 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,978 My son is about as subtle as an elephant with gas. 347 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,814 Why don't you tell me some more about this, uh, 348 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,716 Ordinary People movie? 349 00:16:56,749 --> 00:16:58,251 Well... 350 00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,820 it was really moving to see Mary play 351 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,856 such a complicated mother-- you don't see that often. 352 00:17:03,890 --> 00:17:06,326 MIGUEL: Tony, Carl, 353 00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:08,161 this is my best friend, Jack. 354 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,396 Today's his birthday. 355 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:11,198 Oh, happy birthday, man. Happy birthday! 356 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:13,100 Thank you. And his wife is pregnant with triplets. 357 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,834 OTHERS: Oh. Ooh. 358 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,336 Come on, it's not gonna be that bad. 359 00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,870 Oh, Jack, come on, now, I... 360 00:17:17,904 --> 00:17:20,107 I love you, and I'm excited for you. 361 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:23,510 You are a superhero. But don't kid yourself-- triplets are 362 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:25,011 (chuckling): gonna be bad. 363 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,046 So we're buying him his first set of golf clubs. 364 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,015 No, look, you're not buying anything. 365 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,584 He's skeptical. You're gonna love golf, Jack. 366 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,553 A round of golf takes at least four hours-- 367 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:36,623 five if you suck, which, luckily, most of us do. 368 00:17:36,656 --> 00:17:38,858 Five blissful hours, 369 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,361 where your wife won't tell you that you're holding them wrong 370 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,897 or feeding them wrong or just being generally wrong. 371 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,199 (chuckles) 372 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:47,400 Jack. 373 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,901 Sorry. You all right? 374 00:17:48,935 --> 00:17:50,470 Yeah, I just... 375 00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,640 just keep thinking about my wife and how I just... 376 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,708 want to get home to her, 377 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,278 hang out with her, make sure she's okay. 378 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:01,981 Which is crazy, because she's at her absolute worst right now. 379 00:18:02,014 --> 00:18:04,884 I mean, like, Exorcist level bad. 380 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,987 But I still don't want to escape her. 381 00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,958 Or my future vomiting, crap-riddled kids. 382 00:18:11,991 --> 00:18:14,627 I just, I want more time with them. 383 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:17,297 I want to freeze time with them, 384 00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:20,099 so-so that I can get a little bit more. 385 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,072 Well, thanks, Miguel. 386 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,941 I think I am gonna buy myself a present. 387 00:18:28,975 --> 00:18:31,077 Great. Yeah, just not here. 388 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,112 Hmm. Nice to meet you guys. 389 00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:35,848 You, too. Have a good game. 390 00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,718 Well, that guy's gonna make us look bad. 391 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,156 (sighs heavily) 392 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,691 (panting): Hi. 393 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:45,792 Hi. 394 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,461 Okay, I need to make... 395 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,597 a fancy chocolate almond cake 396 00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,932 as fast as humanly possible. 397 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,934 Okay. So I'm gonna need... 398 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,303 butter... 399 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,671 sugar, flour, almonds... 400 00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,540 (continues panting) 401 00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,642 ...and semisweet chocolate. 402 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,844 Ma'am, this is a liquor store. 403 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,513 I know. I know. 404 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:08,515 But it says that it's "liquor and more." 405 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:11,117 So where's the more? 406 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,553 (sighs heavily) 407 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,656 (chuckling): You were the only store within walking distance. 408 00:19:16,689 --> 00:19:18,124 Really? 409 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:20,159 (continues panting) 410 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,131 Okay. What's your name? 411 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,733 Teddy. 412 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,134 I'm Rebecca. 413 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,202 Hi. 414 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,903 Teddy, here's the deal. 415 00:19:30,937 --> 00:19:32,872 (panting) 416 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,509 I haven't slept well in the last couple of nights, right? 417 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,546 I cry when my socks are mismatched. 418 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:43,182 And I was really, really, really mean to my husband. 419 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:44,517 Really mean to him. 420 00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:46,052 And he's pretty much perfect. 421 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:48,321 I've seen what else is out there. 422 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,758 So I need to make him something for his birthday. Do you understand me? 423 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,192 I need to make him something homemade. 424 00:19:53,226 --> 00:19:54,827 It doesn't have to be fancy 425 00:19:54,861 --> 00:19:56,696 chocolate almond cake. It just has to be homemade, 426 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:58,565 something that I make with my own two hands 427 00:19:58,598 --> 00:20:00,667 so he can see how much I love him. 428 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,901 'Cause I was really mean. 429 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:04,170 Do you understand? 430 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,173 Yeah. I got, um, banana muffins. 431 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,409 (sighs heavily) 432 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,581 I'll take a banana muffin. 433 00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:16,416 Do you have icing? Uh... 434 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:17,917 I got Twinkies. 435 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,986 You can squirt out the insides. 436 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,054 Uh... 437 00:20:22,088 --> 00:20:23,356 yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 438 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,692 I can... work with that, I guess. 439 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,294 I'll take six Twinkies. 440 00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:28,395 (laughs): Okay. 441 00:20:28,428 --> 00:20:30,297 Uh, that'll be, uh, $4.25. 442 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,764 $4.25. Okay. 443 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:33,032 (sighs) Okay. 444 00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,367 Thank you, Teddy. 445 00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,435 It was nice meeting you. 446 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,969 You, too. Thank you so much. 447 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,809 Uh, Teddy? 448 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:47,780 (TV sports announcer speaking indistinctly) 449 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,382 (doorbell buzzes) 450 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,284 MAN: I got it. 451 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:53,953 I need to stretch. I'll grab it. 452 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,267 (baby coos) 453 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,272 Hey, you. 454 00:21:14,841 --> 00:21:16,943 Where'd you come from? 455 00:21:31,891 --> 00:21:34,794 (baby fussing) 456 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,378 (indistinct chatter on TV) (baby crying) 457 00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:56,048 Someone just left him. Right at the door. 458 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,818 Just like that, like in the movies. 459 00:22:00,887 --> 00:22:02,855 We should take him to the precinct. 460 00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:05,392 Cops'll know what to do. 461 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:07,394 What do you think'll happen to him? 462 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,061 He'll go in the system, probably. 463 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:12,064 I'm sure they got a routine in place for this type of thing. 464 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,333 You know, foster care or adoption. 465 00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:16,369 Whatever. 466 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,408 I'll take him over to the precinct. 467 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,644 You're a little miracle, aren't you? 468 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:26,679 Aren't you? 469 00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:49,602 * 470 00:23:16,328 --> 00:23:18,297 (grunts softly) 471 00:23:18,330 --> 00:23:20,332 (sighs) 472 00:23:22,401 --> 00:23:24,403 (exhales) 473 00:23:27,173 --> 00:23:29,175 Hey, little bugs. 474 00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:35,014 I'm sorry I've been complaining so much lately. 475 00:23:37,283 --> 00:23:41,220 'Cause I really enjoyed having you as my sidekicks this year. 476 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:45,124 You have really great taste in music, by the way. 477 00:23:45,157 --> 00:23:47,126 (chuckles) 478 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,161 I guess I'm just, um... 479 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:56,135 I'm a little... overwhelmed. 480 00:23:58,805 --> 00:24:01,774 Not about meeting you guys-- I can't wait to meet you guys. 481 00:24:01,808 --> 00:24:05,745 I can't wait to meet you guys. 482 00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,947 I know I'm getting a little ahead of myself, 483 00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:11,017 but I can't wait to make Halloween costumes for you, 484 00:24:11,050 --> 00:24:13,953 which is weird, because I'm not a big Halloween person. 485 00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:15,988 (giggles softly) 486 00:24:25,832 --> 00:24:28,801 I've been acting out lately. 487 00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:32,705 I've been terrible to your dad, who is just... 488 00:24:32,739 --> 00:24:34,440 perfect. 489 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:35,708 He is so perfect. 490 00:24:35,742 --> 00:24:37,443 Oh, my God, 491 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,512 you guys are going to freak out 492 00:24:39,546 --> 00:24:41,514 when you see how awesome your dad is. 493 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,516 Honestly, you're gonna be... 494 00:24:43,550 --> 00:24:45,552 huge fans. 495 00:24:56,395 --> 00:25:00,066 I think I'm nervous about you guys meeting me. 496 00:25:02,669 --> 00:25:05,137 I don't know how much you can tell from in there, 497 00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:07,740 but I am not gonna be the perfect mom 498 00:25:07,774 --> 00:25:09,408 you've probably been dreaming about. 499 00:25:09,441 --> 00:25:12,411 You guys dream, right? 500 00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:14,446 I think so. 501 00:25:17,216 --> 00:25:19,752 I'm impatient. 502 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:22,188 And I'm... 503 00:25:22,221 --> 00:25:24,190 stubborn. 504 00:25:24,223 --> 00:25:26,192 And, uh... (sniffs) 505 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,194 ...I stole an Abba-Zaba bar 506 00:25:28,227 --> 00:25:30,096 from the grocery store in fourth grade. 507 00:25:30,129 --> 00:25:33,099 And I'm... terrified 508 00:25:33,132 --> 00:25:35,201 that I'm gonna make a hundred wrong decisions 509 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,903 and ruin the chances that you guys have 510 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:39,939 to lead the perfect lives that you deserve, but... 511 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,945 I will protect you fiercely. 512 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:49,248 And I will always sing to you 513 00:25:49,281 --> 00:25:51,283 when you can't sleep. 514 00:25:53,586 --> 00:25:56,122 And I will always be excited to hear you laugh. 515 00:25:57,957 --> 00:26:00,927 I bet you guys are gonna have wildly different laughs, huh? 516 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,763 (giggles) 517 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:07,533 I love you so much it hurts, and I haven't even met you yet. 518 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:09,568 It's crazy. 519 00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,372 Mm. 520 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:15,574 So, I guess what... 521 00:26:15,608 --> 00:26:18,577 I'm trying to say is, um... 522 00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:21,948 you are gonna have to take the good with the bad 523 00:26:21,981 --> 00:26:24,216 when it comes to me. (sniffs) 524 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:26,585 So, now that you know all of this, 525 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,321 are you still... 526 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:33,259 excited to come and join me out here, huh? 527 00:26:39,298 --> 00:26:41,300 I'll take that as a yes. 528 00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:45,838 JACK: You are so beautiful. 529 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:48,775 Jack, what are you doing? (chuckling) 530 00:26:48,808 --> 00:26:50,777 Where did you get that thing? 531 00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:53,412 Eh, I thought that we needed it. 532 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,514 Babe, wait, have you been filming me this whole time? 533 00:26:55,547 --> 00:26:57,583 Yeah. No. 534 00:26:57,616 --> 00:26:59,085 It's okay, don't worry, it doesn't-it doesn't 535 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,586 get sound, just picture. 536 00:27:00,619 --> 00:27:02,188 Turn it off. Uh-uh. 537 00:27:02,221 --> 00:27:03,690 (chuckles) 538 00:27:03,723 --> 00:27:05,191 Come here. 539 00:27:05,224 --> 00:27:07,660 Come here, baby. 540 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:12,164 I forgot your birthday. 541 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:15,167 It's okay. No, 542 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:16,435 it's not okay, 'cause you are 543 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:18,337 the world's greatest husband. 544 00:27:18,370 --> 00:27:21,507 And you're gonna be the world's greatest dad. 545 00:27:21,540 --> 00:27:23,509 And I promise you, me and the kids-- 546 00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,477 we're gonna make you those cheesy mugs every year 547 00:27:25,511 --> 00:27:26,979 for your birthday. 548 00:27:27,013 --> 00:27:28,147 Yeah? Yeah. 549 00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:30,282 And I-I... 550 00:27:30,316 --> 00:27:32,719 got you the world's worst birthday present. 551 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:35,221 And I made you the world's worst birthday cupcake 552 00:27:35,254 --> 00:27:37,056 down in the kitchen, but I don't know-- 553 00:27:37,089 --> 00:27:39,025 I had to do something. (laughing) 554 00:27:39,058 --> 00:27:40,626 Oh. 555 00:27:40,659 --> 00:27:42,561 Oh, that is... 556 00:27:42,594 --> 00:27:45,297 that is exactly what I wanted. No, it's not. 557 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:47,066 Well, there is a certain dance 558 00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,667 that I look forward to every year... 559 00:27:48,701 --> 00:27:50,002 Jack. Yeah. 560 00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:52,739 No. Stop. I was... 561 00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:55,507 I was actually thinking like, um, 562 00:27:55,541 --> 00:27:57,543 I don't know, like, a shoulder rub. 563 00:27:57,576 --> 00:28:00,046 Eh... Babe. 564 00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,982 None of my lingerie is gonna fit me. 565 00:28:03,015 --> 00:28:04,583 That's okay. 566 00:28:04,616 --> 00:28:06,618 Birthday tradition doesn't care. 567 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,188 Mm-hmm. 568 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,657 Okay. 569 00:28:11,690 --> 00:28:13,826 Yeah? Yeah? Yeah. All right, cowboy. 570 00:28:13,860 --> 00:28:15,828 So, I'll meet you in the bedroom 571 00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:17,864 in five minutes. 572 00:28:17,897 --> 00:28:19,098 You know what to do. Mm-hmm. 573 00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,767 Strip down to your birthday suit. 574 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:22,501 Uh-huh. Okay. 575 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:24,536 Okay. Uh-huh. 576 00:28:24,570 --> 00:28:26,572 (whispered conversation) 577 00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:36,082 It's my home, Peter. 578 00:28:36,115 --> 00:28:38,951 I'd appreciate if everyone spoke at full volume. 579 00:28:38,985 --> 00:28:40,452 Now, what's on your mind? 580 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:43,222 Dad, we're officially worried about you. 581 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:47,026 Well, that is officially unnecessary. 582 00:28:47,059 --> 00:28:48,627 We miss her, too. 583 00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,197 Dad, she's been gone for over a year. 584 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,832 14 months. 585 00:28:54,333 --> 00:28:55,902 Nathan... 586 00:28:55,935 --> 00:28:57,269 you're still a young man. 587 00:28:57,303 --> 00:28:59,738 I mean, you're working, what, 588 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:01,640 60 hours a week at the hospital? 589 00:29:01,673 --> 00:29:03,943 I wish. That would be a vacation. 590 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,711 Maybe you could take a vacation. 591 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,880 Please stop. 592 00:29:07,914 --> 00:29:09,215 Mom's gone, Dad. 593 00:29:09,248 --> 00:29:11,217 I know she's gone. 594 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:13,219 You don't think I know she's gone? 595 00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:16,288 I buried her, Peter. 596 00:29:16,322 --> 00:29:19,926 I was married to her for 53 years and I buried her. 597 00:29:19,959 --> 00:29:22,962 I don't need you to tell me she's gone. 598 00:29:27,433 --> 00:29:30,402 And I will never move on, 599 00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:32,438 so stop asking me to. 600 00:29:35,707 --> 00:29:37,709 She's my wife. 601 00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:41,547 She was my life. 602 00:29:44,016 --> 00:29:45,484 And I love you two, 603 00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:47,419 but if you tell me to move on again 604 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,121 you will not be welcome in our home. 605 00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:51,590 (footsteps approaching) 606 00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:53,592 (chattering) There's my grandkids. 607 00:29:53,625 --> 00:29:57,229 Hey, who's ready for some junk that'll rot your teeth out? 608 00:30:02,869 --> 00:30:05,004 (baby fussing) Shh, shh. 609 00:30:10,709 --> 00:30:12,344 Sam. 610 00:30:12,378 --> 00:30:15,814 What? I'm in the middle of reading something. 611 00:30:19,685 --> 00:30:21,220 What is that? 612 00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:24,690 He was left at the doorstep of the fire house. 613 00:30:24,723 --> 00:30:27,994 The same day I asked Father Williams for a miracle, 614 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:30,029 he was literally left at our doorstep. 615 00:30:33,032 --> 00:30:35,367 So... 616 00:30:36,602 --> 00:30:38,670 He was meant for us, Sam. 617 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:40,907 We couldn't have kids, 618 00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:43,309 and we grew apart because of it. 619 00:30:43,342 --> 00:30:44,877 But now... 620 00:30:44,911 --> 00:30:47,980 Stop. Joe, that is not our baby. 621 00:30:48,014 --> 00:30:51,750 That is just some child... 622 00:30:53,052 --> 00:30:56,388 ...who was left by a terrible person 623 00:30:56,422 --> 00:30:58,057 at your fire station. 624 00:30:58,090 --> 00:31:00,692 Sam... 625 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:04,596 I'm sorry, but, God... 626 00:31:04,630 --> 00:31:07,566 come on, Joe. 627 00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,936 A baby is not just gonna fix us. 628 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:18,945 That is a newborn baby. 629 00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:21,613 You need to get it to a hospital. 630 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,615 Now. 631 00:31:23,649 --> 00:31:25,952 Before you get arrested. 632 00:31:30,056 --> 00:31:31,823 * 633 00:31:38,064 --> 00:31:39,631 (grunts) 634 00:31:45,104 --> 00:31:46,805 (sharp inhale) 635 00:31:46,838 --> 00:31:48,807 Ow. 636 00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,309 (moans softly) 637 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,249 JACK: Okay, I'm ready. 638 00:31:57,283 --> 00:31:59,585 Hey, you promise you like your gift? 639 00:31:59,618 --> 00:32:02,588 The towel? It's absolutely terrible. 640 00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,590 Suit's on? Yes, ma'am. 641 00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:07,626 Your birthday suit? It's the only one I've got. 642 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,808 I had to put the lingerie on top of my clothes. 643 00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:23,909 I see that. 644 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:25,744 It wasn't a great moment for me. 645 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:28,047 Tradition is tradition. 646 00:32:37,023 --> 00:32:39,992 Peter and Alli came over today. 647 00:32:40,026 --> 00:32:42,494 He is your son, through and through, 648 00:32:42,528 --> 00:32:43,962 that's for certain. 649 00:32:43,996 --> 00:32:46,798 Stubborn as a damn mule. 650 00:32:46,832 --> 00:32:48,967 (chuckles) 651 00:32:49,001 --> 00:32:50,969 He thinks he knows something 652 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,805 'cause he's been married for... 653 00:32:53,839 --> 00:32:57,076 what, ten whole years? 654 00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:00,546 I love that boy, but... 655 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,581 my God. 656 00:33:10,022 --> 00:33:12,958 Carol, I'm gonna say something now, and you have 657 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,994 to promise now not to be mad at me. 658 00:33:23,902 --> 00:33:27,339 Every morning, I open the, uh, medicine cabinet, 659 00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:29,941 and I just stare at all your... 660 00:33:31,210 --> 00:33:33,612 Um... 661 00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,183 (muffled crying) 662 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:43,389 Baby, I don't know if I can keep doing this 663 00:33:43,422 --> 00:33:45,324 without you anymore. 664 00:33:45,357 --> 00:33:47,059 (sniffles, sighs) 665 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:49,528 And I, uh... 666 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:54,266 I'm really not sure that I want to. 667 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,302 (crying quietly) 668 00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,871 (sniffles) 669 00:33:59,905 --> 00:34:03,942 God, I miss being with you, and I... 670 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:07,045 (beeping, Dr. K sniffles, sighs) 671 00:34:07,079 --> 00:34:09,248 Well... (sniffles) 672 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,049 Duty calls. 673 00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,352 (sniffles) 674 00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,721 We'll, uh... 675 00:34:15,754 --> 00:34:19,057 finish this conversation another time, okay? 676 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:23,395 (sniffles) 677 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:25,931 I love you, baby. 678 00:34:28,334 --> 00:34:30,769 (sniffling) 679 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,608 I've never heard Dr. Schneider 680 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:38,244 scream obscenities like that before. Well, 681 00:34:38,277 --> 00:34:39,711 a burst appendix'll do that for you. 682 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,147 Mm. Give me the run-down again. 683 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,048 Uh, Rebecca Pearson, 30 years old. 684 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,750 First-time mother with triplets. 685 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:46,084 How's the mental state? 686 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:48,220 She's good. Calm. 687 00:34:48,254 --> 00:34:50,622 I meant the husband. 688 00:34:56,428 --> 00:34:59,131 What the hell could this thing possibly be for? 689 00:34:59,165 --> 00:35:01,433 It's for rectal examinations. 690 00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:03,235 That one's from the dirty pile. 691 00:35:03,269 --> 00:35:05,237 Sorry. 692 00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:07,606 Now, then, I'm Dr. Katowski, 693 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:11,810 but you can call me Doc or Dr. K, 694 00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:14,480 which is what most people choose to do... 695 00:35:14,513 --> 00:35:18,116 * And I look back upon my time * 696 00:35:18,150 --> 00:35:19,985 * See the snapshots of my life * 697 00:35:20,018 --> 00:35:21,753 (baby crying) Shh. 698 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:25,157 * You will not be surprised 699 00:35:25,191 --> 00:35:27,426 * See your name across my smile... * 700 00:35:27,459 --> 00:35:30,262 (screaming) 701 00:35:30,296 --> 00:35:32,097 First male is out. 702 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,499 * See your name across my smile * 703 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:35,301 Something's not right. 704 00:35:35,334 --> 00:35:37,102 * And I will remember you Your wife is in distress, Jack. 705 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,104 (rhythmic beeping and whooshing) 706 00:35:39,137 --> 00:35:41,807 * I will remember you 707 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,342 (baby crying) 708 00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:46,044 * I will remember you 709 00:35:46,077 --> 00:35:48,146 (crying) 710 00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,950 * The way you are right now... * 711 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:54,620 We lost the third baby, Jack. I'm-I'm very sorry. 712 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,722 (sighs heavily) 713 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,524 I need to be with my wife. 714 00:35:58,557 --> 00:36:00,859 You will be, but she needs to sleep now. 715 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:04,129 You just sit there. 716 00:36:04,162 --> 00:36:05,831 I lost my wife last year. 717 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:10,336 Cancer. Five children, 11 grandkids. 718 00:36:10,369 --> 00:36:14,240 But we lost our very first child during the delivery. 719 00:36:14,273 --> 00:36:18,143 * And I will remember you 720 00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:22,548 * I will remember you 721 00:36:22,581 --> 00:36:26,485 * The way you are right now 722 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,020 * The way you are right now... * 723 00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:31,156 There she is. 724 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:34,326 Hi. 725 00:36:34,360 --> 00:36:36,161 You did so good. 726 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:37,863 Yeah. 727 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,168 What's wrong? 728 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:45,170 (sighs) 729 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,573 We lost one of the babies. 730 00:36:49,207 --> 00:36:52,778 No. No, that's not true. 731 00:36:52,811 --> 00:36:55,213 Yeah. 732 00:36:56,582 --> 00:36:59,718 (voice breaking): No, that's not true. 733 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:01,853 (crying): That's not true. 734 00:37:01,887 --> 00:37:03,755 That's not true. 735 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,291 It's okay. 736 00:37:05,324 --> 00:37:07,693 No! No! No! No! No! It's okay. 737 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:10,696 No. No, no, no, you're lying to me. 738 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,631 Yeah. We have three babies. 739 00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:14,232 We have a boy and a girl. 740 00:37:14,266 --> 00:37:15,601 (crying) We do. 741 00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,403 It's okay. 742 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:18,937 DR. K: I like to think 743 00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:22,708 that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me, 744 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:25,210 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 745 00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:29,881 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer... 746 00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:32,584 Which one's yours? Um... 747 00:37:32,618 --> 00:37:35,220 ...and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 748 00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,221 * And I look back upon my time Wow. 749 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,056 How about you? Which one's yours? 750 00:37:38,089 --> 00:37:39,925 * See the snapshots None of 'em, actually. 751 00:37:39,958 --> 00:37:41,727 * Of my life Strangest damn thing. 752 00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,062 Someone left a newborn at my fire station. 753 00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,831 * You will not be surprised I didn't know what to do, 754 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:47,165 so I brought him here. 755 00:37:47,198 --> 00:37:50,602 * See your name across my smile * 756 00:37:50,636 --> 00:37:54,340 Huh. * See your name across my smile * 757 00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:57,075 Smoke? * And I will remember you 758 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,744 No. Thank you. Oh. 759 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:02,180 * I will remember you... 760 00:38:02,213 --> 00:38:04,249 DR. K.: If you can do that, 761 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:08,253 then you will still be taking three babies 762 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:10,121 home from this hospital, 763 00:38:10,155 --> 00:38:11,957 just maybe not the way you planned. 764 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,525 * The way you are right now. 765 00:38:20,198 --> 00:38:22,801 (rhythmic beeping) 766 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:28,674 Hi, baby. 767 00:38:37,549 --> 00:38:39,217 (sniffs) 768 00:38:41,186 --> 00:38:44,890 I felt all of them, Jack. 769 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:51,497 I felt all three kicking. 770 00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:53,131 (sighs) 771 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,401 I know. 772 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:00,906 I really felt like we were meant to have three. 773 00:39:00,939 --> 00:39:03,341 Me, too. 774 00:39:13,585 --> 00:39:16,054 What if we still are? 775 00:39:19,691 --> 00:39:21,126 (door closes) 776 00:39:23,294 --> 00:39:25,330 Hey. 777 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:27,332 Baby okay? 778 00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:28,967 Yeah. 779 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:37,342 You're a good man. 780 00:39:37,375 --> 00:39:39,377 What? 781 00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:42,881 We've been awful lately. 782 00:39:42,914 --> 00:39:44,382 Um... 783 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,955 And you find an abandoned baby, 784 00:39:49,988 --> 00:39:54,292 and your first thought is to bring him home. 785 00:39:54,325 --> 00:39:57,729 To try and... 786 00:39:57,763 --> 00:40:01,433 repair us... with him. 787 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:04,035 It was stupid. Yeah. 788 00:40:04,069 --> 00:40:06,805 But also sweet. 789 00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:12,110 You ever wish we could just start over? 790 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:16,314 Go back to where we started, 791 00:40:16,347 --> 00:40:18,917 like that first day, you know, just 792 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:22,888 try to do it all fresh? 793 00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:25,824 Yeah, sometimes. All the time. 794 00:40:25,857 --> 00:40:28,393 It's all I want, honestly-- 795 00:40:28,426 --> 00:40:30,996 to start over. 796 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,765 (sighs) 797 00:40:38,169 --> 00:40:41,473 (sighs) 798 00:40:47,145 --> 00:40:50,816 (voice trembling): Hi. I'm Samantha. 799 00:40:50,849 --> 00:40:54,419 Don't... worry about what happened back there. 800 00:40:54,452 --> 00:40:57,355 Can I take you for a cup of coffee? 801 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:01,860 Yeah. 802 00:41:03,128 --> 00:41:06,464 Yeah. 803 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,971 God, that was a day. 804 00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:15,106 You hear the latest? What's that? 805 00:41:15,140 --> 00:41:17,275 Couple with the triplets. 806 00:41:17,308 --> 00:41:20,646 He's been asking about the baby from the fire station. 807 00:41:20,679 --> 00:41:24,349 Might be thinking about adopting. 808 00:41:24,382 --> 00:41:26,518 Hmm. 809 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:29,655 Well, I'm out of here. 810 00:41:29,688 --> 00:41:31,222 Night, Dr. Katowski. Mm-hmm. 811 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,875 I, um... (sniffles) 812 00:41:49,908 --> 00:41:52,978 ...told a young man about the baby, yesterday, hon. 813 00:41:53,011 --> 00:41:54,980 (sniffles) 814 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:57,916 I haven't spoken to anybody about that in... 815 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:00,686 a really long time. 816 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,255 And I, uh... I gave him some advice. 817 00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:08,760 And it seems he may have actually listened to me. 818 00:42:10,762 --> 00:42:13,431 It seems he may have taken the worst thing 819 00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:16,067 that ever happened to him in his life, 820 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:19,404 and tried to push on. 821 00:42:27,278 --> 00:42:29,581 There isn't a minute that goes by 822 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:32,050 that I don't think of you. 823 00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,057 (voice breaking): And I... 824 00:42:39,090 --> 00:42:41,126 I hope you know this. 825 00:42:41,159 --> 00:42:44,462 I hope this is what you would want me to do. 826 00:42:46,598 --> 00:42:49,000 (sniffles) 827 00:42:50,168 --> 00:42:53,839 I expect it is. 828 00:42:55,440 --> 00:42:57,809 REBECCA: Come on, Randall. Let's go. 829 00:43:01,512 --> 00:43:03,882 Great. You guys ready? 830 00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,283 JACK: Yup. 831 00:43:05,316 --> 00:43:07,052 KEVIN: We watch these every year. 832 00:43:07,085 --> 00:43:09,554 Yeah, well, it's my Father's Day, and I pick the movies, 833 00:43:09,587 --> 00:43:12,323 so we're gonna start at the beginning. 834 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:18,797 What are you saying, Mom? 835 00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,398 Secret. (Jack laughs) Can you tell us? 836 00:43:20,431 --> 00:43:21,900 No. Thank you. No? 837 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:24,569 JACK: No. Let's watch it, okay? 838 00:43:24,602 --> 00:43:26,604 DR. K: I like to think 839 00:43:26,638 --> 00:43:31,309 that maybe one day, you'll be an old man like me, 840 00:43:31,342 --> 00:43:33,611 talking a younger man's ear off, explaining to him 841 00:43:33,645 --> 00:43:40,185 how you took the sourest lemon that life has to offer 842 00:43:40,218 --> 00:43:46,024 and turned it into something resembling lemonade. 843 00:43:46,057 --> 00:43:47,793 If you can do that, 844 00:43:47,826 --> 00:43:50,328 then you will still be taking three babies 845 00:43:50,361 --> 00:43:52,630 home from this hospital, 846 00:43:52,664 --> 00:43:55,000 just maybe not the way you planned. (roaring) 847 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:58,369 * See, Mother, I believe 848 00:43:58,403 --> 00:44:02,808 * That half of everything I hear is true * 849 00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:06,611 * Between you and me 850 00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,647 * I believe in everything you do. *