1 00:00:10,389 --> 00:00:12,979 No, I'll get my car tomorrow. I had too many. 2 00:00:13,016 --> 00:00:14,686 Got an Uber coming. Thank you. 3 00:00:17,854 --> 00:00:19,014 That was fast. 4 00:00:19,064 --> 00:00:21,354 Hello. For Jim? 5 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,400 Yep. 6 00:00:24,069 --> 00:00:27,279 Oh, would you... would you care for a water? 7 00:00:28,615 --> 00:00:30,075 Why are your fingers orange? 8 00:00:30,117 --> 00:00:31,787 It's... It's iodine. 9 00:00:31,827 --> 00:00:33,327 I've been... biting my nails, 10 00:00:33,370 --> 00:00:35,040 so I put this on there to stop me from doing it. 11 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,080 Looks like Cheetos, tastes like asshole. 12 00:00:38,750 --> 00:00:40,960 So, what do you do? 13 00:00:41,003 --> 00:00:43,713 Venture capital over at Wood Opal. 14 00:00:43,755 --> 00:00:45,255 Wow. 15 00:00:45,299 --> 00:00:46,889 Wow. Good. 16 00:00:46,925 --> 00:00:49,095 Mm-hmm. 17 00:00:49,136 --> 00:00:51,266 Uh, can I take this? 18 00:00:51,305 --> 00:00:52,765 - Sure. - All right. 19 00:00:54,099 --> 00:00:55,389 Hello, hi! 20 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:57,184 My goodness, this video chat app 21 00:00:57,227 --> 00:01:00,067 is light-years ahead of anything else out there on the market. 22 00:01:00,105 --> 00:01:01,475 I agree. 23 00:01:01,523 --> 00:01:04,603 Yes, and you can add multiple concurrent users 24 00:01:04,651 --> 00:01:08,231 with no loss in picture quality, even on conventional 3G. 25 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:10,450 Let's see what happens when we add more friends. 26 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:13,403 Hi, friend. What's up? 27 00:01:13,452 --> 00:01:15,242 Hello, friend. 28 00:01:15,287 --> 00:01:17,747 Hey, should we add another friend? 29 00:01:17,789 --> 00:01:19,209 Yeah, we should. 30 00:01:19,249 --> 00:01:21,999 How many friends can we conference at the same time? 31 00:01:22,044 --> 00:01:25,124 Well, thanks to the amazing new TURN server, 32 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,672 as many as you like. 33 00:01:26,715 --> 00:01:29,845 What if someone is in an area with poor cellular reception? 34 00:01:29,885 --> 00:01:31,465 I doubt it would even work. 35 00:01:31,511 --> 00:01:33,881 And if it did, the lag, the video quality... 36 00:01:33,930 --> 00:01:34,980 that would be horrible. 37 00:01:35,015 --> 00:01:36,685 Well, let's find out. 38 00:01:36,725 --> 00:01:38,185 Could you keep your eyes on the road, please? 39 00:01:38,226 --> 00:01:39,726 Yeah, got it. I'm on it. 40 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:41,020 Hey, friends. 41 00:01:41,063 --> 00:01:43,603 Wow! Look at that. The image is so clear. 42 00:01:43,649 --> 00:01:45,399 We all look amazing, don't we? 43 00:01:45,442 --> 00:01:46,982 - Yeah, we really do. - Yes. 44 00:01:47,027 --> 00:01:49,067 Is that really just on a cell signal? 45 00:01:49,112 --> 00:01:50,232 Uh, yes. 46 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:52,450 This is the amazing new company PiperChat. 47 00:01:54,159 --> 00:01:55,789 Wait a minute. 48 00:01:55,827 --> 00:01:58,917 I saw you at TechCrunch. You're Richard Hendricks. 49 00:01:58,955 --> 00:02:01,205 - The very same. Yeah. - You're the fucking guy 50 00:02:01,249 --> 00:02:02,999 that tried to walk into Coleman Blair 51 00:02:03,043 --> 00:02:04,043 with fraudulent numbers. 52 00:02:04,086 --> 00:02:05,296 - No! - Uh-oh. 53 00:02:05,337 --> 00:02:07,167 - That was my fault. - Yes, but no. 54 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:09,584 I mean, that... that's the old thing. This is the new thing, 55 00:02:09,633 --> 00:02:11,173 and I can assure you, it's very, very real. 56 00:02:11,218 --> 00:02:13,928 You're not even my driver. This says Sandeep in an Escalade. 57 00:02:13,970 --> 00:02:16,270 - Ah, shit. - Look, look. 58 00:02:16,306 --> 00:02:18,476 No one will even talk to us, which is crazy. 59 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:21,267 We just surpassed 120,000 daily active users 60 00:02:21,311 --> 00:02:25,061 and we're growing at a rate of 18 percent, organically, week over week. 61 00:02:25,107 --> 00:02:26,937 Richard, that's Facebook-level growth. 62 00:02:26,983 --> 00:02:28,313 - Pull over now. - That is great! 63 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,030 Richard, Richard, do not pull over. 64 00:02:30,070 --> 00:02:31,453 You will never see him again if he gets out. 65 00:02:31,455 --> 00:02:32,161 I am not involved! 66 00:02:32,197 --> 00:02:33,527 Richard, can you hear me? 67 00:02:33,573 --> 00:02:35,233 Okay, for real, Richard. You have to pull over. 68 00:02:35,283 --> 00:02:37,533 - Richard, do not... do not pull over. - You'll never see him again. 69 00:02:37,577 --> 00:02:39,247 - Hey, are you on the shitter? - Pull the fuck over. 70 00:02:40,455 --> 00:02:41,995 - Richard! - Okay. 71 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:44,380 What the fuck? Are you seriously trying to kidnap me right now? 72 00:02:44,418 --> 00:02:46,548 No. It's the locks. I... I don't know. It's not my car. 73 00:02:46,586 --> 00:02:48,166 Child locks are on. 74 00:02:48,213 --> 00:02:50,043 I was babysitting my friend Gloria's great-granddaughter. 75 00:02:50,090 --> 00:02:51,430 It's on the left. 76 00:02:51,466 --> 00:02:54,046 - Got it. Look, look, look. - God damn it! 77 00:02:54,094 --> 00:02:55,804 Come on. Listen to me. 78 00:02:55,846 --> 00:02:58,016 We are desperate. We need funding. 79 00:02:58,056 --> 00:02:59,176 - You need funding? - Yes. 80 00:03:00,350 --> 00:03:02,150 Hit a million daily active users 81 00:03:02,185 --> 00:03:04,225 while sustaining the same kind of growth, 82 00:03:04,271 --> 00:03:07,351 then everybody in town will be trying to kidnap you. 83 00:03:07,399 --> 00:03:08,689 Problem solved. 84 00:03:08,734 --> 00:03:10,194 Yeah, easy for you to say. 85 00:03:10,235 --> 00:03:12,315 Can you imagine how much these servers are costing me 86 00:03:12,362 --> 00:03:14,062 just to keep this ship afloat? 87 00:03:14,114 --> 00:03:16,984 Right, and every new user increases our server cost. 88 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,323 Really? I'm sorry. 89 00:03:19,369 --> 00:03:21,789 Is it hard to become a billionaire? 90 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:24,420 Welcome to the Valley, assholes. 91 00:03:25,500 --> 00:03:27,090 Fuck. 92 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:30,047 - What a dick. - Well, assuming we don't get arrested, 93 00:03:30,088 --> 00:03:31,678 looks like we have to work our asses off 94 00:03:31,715 --> 00:03:33,335 to reduce our hosting bill. 95 00:03:35,093 --> 00:03:36,383 - Hi. - Hi. 96 00:03:36,428 --> 00:03:38,768 If you actually get to a million users... 97 00:03:39,806 --> 00:03:41,726 call me. My cell's on the back. 98 00:03:41,767 --> 00:03:42,807 Oh, okay. 99 00:03:48,465 --> 00:03:53,657 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com - 100 00:03:54,029 --> 00:03:55,069 Did you finish? 101 00:03:55,113 --> 00:03:56,773 Yeah, I just pushed my code. 102 00:03:56,907 --> 00:03:58,447 Took me two fucking days, 103 00:03:58,492 --> 00:04:00,742 but I broke up our entire code base into parallel services. 104 00:04:00,786 --> 00:04:02,496 You know, this whole job would've been a lot easier 105 00:04:02,537 --> 00:04:04,877 if you hadn't designed sloppy services in the first place. 106 00:04:04,915 --> 00:04:05,915 Oh, silly me. 107 00:04:05,916 --> 00:04:07,496 I guess when I hacked together 108 00:04:07,542 --> 00:04:09,452 the video chat as an in-house tool, 109 00:04:09,503 --> 00:04:12,123 I didn't foresee that hundreds of thousands of people 110 00:04:12,172 --> 00:04:15,172 would shit themselves over how fucking awesome it was. 111 00:04:15,217 --> 00:04:17,597 I'll never underestimate my talents again. 112 00:04:17,636 --> 00:04:20,386 Don't worry. I'll continue to do it for you. 113 00:04:20,430 --> 00:04:22,310 Less talk, more work, boys. 114 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,349 I'm not paying you to coffee klatsch 115 00:04:24,392 --> 00:04:26,092 like a bunch of fucking yentas. 116 00:04:26,144 --> 00:04:27,434 You're not paying us at all. 117 00:04:27,562 --> 00:04:29,722 I'm not paying you because you're not the one 118 00:04:29,773 --> 00:04:32,233 getting fucked face-first by your credit card company 119 00:04:32,275 --> 00:04:34,565 because of massive AWS hosting fees. 120 00:04:34,611 --> 00:04:37,151 Well, you should bear 100 percent of the company's cost, 121 00:04:37,197 --> 00:04:39,947 seeing as you do own 100 percent of the company. 122 00:04:39,991 --> 00:04:42,241 What's taking you so long to give us our fucking shares? 123 00:04:42,285 --> 00:04:44,825 Recapping a company is complex. 124 00:04:44,871 --> 00:04:47,781 But I assure you, Big Head and I are on the case. 125 00:04:47,833 --> 00:04:49,793 You better be. We're not gonna work for free forever. 126 00:04:51,753 --> 00:04:53,873 Hey, the Karachi Kid and I finished. 127 00:04:53,922 --> 00:04:55,042 Did you push your code? 128 00:04:56,132 --> 00:04:57,502 Uh... 129 00:04:57,551 --> 00:04:58,841 actually, no. 130 00:04:58,885 --> 00:05:01,055 Well, Your Highness, could you please push your code? 131 00:05:01,096 --> 00:05:02,676 Well, I couldn't push that code, 132 00:05:02,722 --> 00:05:05,262 because I didn't write that code. 133 00:05:05,308 --> 00:05:07,808 What? We stayed up for two fucking days. 134 00:05:07,853 --> 00:05:09,263 Why didn't you write your code? 135 00:05:09,312 --> 00:05:12,142 Well, because I was working on something much better. 136 00:05:13,984 --> 00:05:17,234 So, I started to optimize our code to handle higher tr... 137 00:05:19,823 --> 00:05:21,573 You're supposed to follow me. 138 00:05:21,616 --> 00:05:22,866 Oh. 139 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:25,409 I, uh, I started to optimize our code 140 00:05:25,453 --> 00:05:26,783 to handle higher traffic. 141 00:05:26,830 --> 00:05:29,250 Then it occurred to me, why rewrite our old code 142 00:05:29,291 --> 00:05:31,871 when I can build a new encoder 143 00:05:31,918 --> 00:05:35,048 that doesn't strip away a ton of channels and metadata. 144 00:05:36,298 --> 00:05:39,468 So, I extended my compression algorithm 145 00:05:39,509 --> 00:05:42,849 to support... get this... 12-bit color. 146 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:48,480 Okay, so our users will be able to experience 147 00:05:48,518 --> 00:05:51,058 a 10 percent increase in image quality 148 00:05:51,104 --> 00:05:54,604 with absolutely no increase in server load whatsoever. 149 00:05:54,649 --> 00:05:56,739 Just-Just-Just... Just watch this. 150 00:05:56,776 --> 00:05:58,526 Before. 151 00:05:58,570 --> 00:05:59,570 After. 152 00:05:59,613 --> 00:06:00,983 Before. 153 00:06:01,031 --> 00:06:02,481 After. 154 00:06:02,532 --> 00:06:05,282 Richard, I'm trying very hard 155 00:06:05,327 --> 00:06:07,617 not to completely lose my shit right now. 156 00:06:07,662 --> 00:06:08,822 I get it. I get it. 157 00:06:08,872 --> 00:06:11,702 After every VC in town turned us down, 158 00:06:11,750 --> 00:06:14,960 we decided that the best way to stay alive 159 00:06:15,003 --> 00:06:19,583 until we got to a million users was to cut server usage. 160 00:06:19,633 --> 00:06:20,793 Remember that? 161 00:06:20,842 --> 00:06:22,712 The whole reason that Gilfoyle and I 162 00:06:22,761 --> 00:06:25,131 stayed up for 48 fucking straight hours 163 00:06:25,180 --> 00:06:28,440 was to decrease server load, 164 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,595 not keep it the same. 165 00:06:30,644 --> 00:06:32,724 Technically, the reason why we stayed up for two days 166 00:06:32,771 --> 00:06:35,221 was to maximize our ability to get a million users, 167 00:06:35,273 --> 00:06:36,933 and I just did that. 168 00:06:36,983 --> 00:06:40,353 Because who doesn't want 10 percent better image quality? 169 00:06:40,403 --> 00:06:42,443 Who doesn't want it? Everyone. 170 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:43,909 Everyone doesn't want it! 171 00:06:43,949 --> 00:06:45,739 We already have the best video chat. 172 00:06:45,784 --> 00:06:47,404 People are using this on their cellphones. 173 00:06:47,452 --> 00:06:49,532 They're not gonna be able to tell the fucking difference. 174 00:06:49,579 --> 00:06:51,459 Guys, this is a better product, 175 00:06:51,498 --> 00:06:54,338 and I'm the CEO, and I'm gonna say this is where we go. 176 00:06:54,376 --> 00:06:56,416 - You fucking prick. - Whoa. 177 00:06:56,461 --> 00:06:59,291 Guys... please be civil. 178 00:06:59,339 --> 00:07:01,679 - You hate the video chat. - I don't hate the video chat, Dinesh. 179 00:07:01,716 --> 00:07:04,096 You've always hated the video chat, because it's my thing, 180 00:07:04,135 --> 00:07:05,965 and you wanna rewrite it to make it all about you. 181 00:07:06,012 --> 00:07:07,672 You're fucking jealous. 182 00:07:07,722 --> 00:07:09,422 Jealous? Jealous? 183 00:07:09,474 --> 00:07:11,594 You built the video chat, I'll give you that. Okay. 184 00:07:11,643 --> 00:07:14,433 You did, but you did it using my algorithm. 185 00:07:14,479 --> 00:07:16,689 Right, like when Picasso painted a masterpiece, 186 00:07:16,731 --> 00:07:18,311 the guy who made the brushes and the paint 187 00:07:18,358 --> 00:07:19,608 deserved all the credit, right? 188 00:07:19,651 --> 00:07:20,771 So you're Picasso now? 189 00:07:20,819 --> 00:07:22,819 I think I need to... leave, 190 00:07:22,862 --> 00:07:24,112 but I love you guys. 191 00:07:24,155 --> 00:07:25,445 Dinesh, I'm sorry, 192 00:07:25,490 --> 00:07:27,790 but I think we should be doing a little bit more 193 00:07:27,826 --> 00:07:29,706 with this revolutionary compression algorithm 194 00:07:29,744 --> 00:07:31,034 than passable video chat. 195 00:07:31,079 --> 00:07:33,419 But we already did more, Richard. 196 00:07:33,456 --> 00:07:35,246 It was called "the platform." 197 00:07:35,291 --> 00:07:37,041 And it was exactly what you wanted to make, 198 00:07:37,085 --> 00:07:38,915 and it fucking failed, okay? 199 00:07:38,962 --> 00:07:41,122 I'm sorry, but it's bad enough 200 00:07:41,172 --> 00:07:43,082 that we can't get any funding because of you. 201 00:07:43,133 --> 00:07:44,883 You're killing us out there. 202 00:07:44,926 --> 00:07:47,596 Don't also sabotage us in here, too. 203 00:07:47,637 --> 00:07:49,597 Pied Piper is a video chat company. 204 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:51,479 Get your head around that. 205 00:07:54,227 --> 00:07:56,567 I'm quite certain I've never said this before. 206 00:07:57,856 --> 00:07:59,526 I agree with Dinesh. 207 00:08:05,697 --> 00:08:06,697 Well. 208 00:08:12,412 --> 00:08:16,622 Oh. Well, that was just a whole heap of fun. 209 00:08:16,666 --> 00:08:20,086 Ordinarily, I loathe coming to China, but when you close a deal like that, 210 00:08:20,128 --> 00:08:22,918 it makes the whole trip a delight. 211 00:08:22,964 --> 00:08:24,624 Champagne, gentlemen? 212 00:08:24,674 --> 00:08:26,504 I think that's very much in order. 213 00:08:27,969 --> 00:08:29,889 I know you don't toot your own horn, 214 00:08:29,929 --> 00:08:31,479 so I'll do it for you. 215 00:08:31,514 --> 00:08:32,804 Here to you, Jack, 216 00:08:32,849 --> 00:08:34,939 and to your Hooli/Endframe box 217 00:08:34,976 --> 00:08:38,146 becoming the most successful American data storage appliance 218 00:08:38,188 --> 00:08:40,688 to ever be manufactured in China. 219 00:08:41,691 --> 00:08:42,811 Toot, toot. 220 00:08:42,859 --> 00:08:47,029 Watch your back, Jeff Bezos, here comes Hooli. 221 00:08:47,072 --> 00:08:50,032 All right, gentlemen... our flight today 222 00:08:50,075 --> 00:08:52,325 from Shanghai to Moffett Field in Mountain View 223 00:08:52,368 --> 00:08:54,918 will be just over 11 hours, so if you'll just... 224 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:58,784 Oh, actually, I was headed up to Jackson Hole, see the wife and kids. 225 00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:00,663 I... I was gonna charter up tomorrow, 226 00:09:00,710 --> 00:09:03,300 but maybe you could ask the boys 227 00:09:03,338 --> 00:09:05,258 just to drop me off on the way? 228 00:09:05,298 --> 00:09:06,678 Save me the trouble? 229 00:09:06,716 --> 00:09:08,926 Of course. 230 00:09:08,968 --> 00:09:11,598 Well, and I mean, it's really not a big deal, 231 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:14,848 but since we are headed east, I think Jackson is further. 232 00:09:14,891 --> 00:09:16,381 Maybe we'll head to Moffett first, 233 00:09:16,434 --> 00:09:18,604 then have the guys hop you onto Jackson, okay? 234 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:21,185 Well... Well, actually, on flights like this, 235 00:09:21,231 --> 00:09:23,231 the boys like to go over the Pole, 236 00:09:23,274 --> 00:09:25,894 so that, technically, is a little more north to south, 237 00:09:25,944 --> 00:09:28,064 and Jackson is quite a bit further north. 238 00:09:28,113 --> 00:09:30,073 So I think, maybe, just go to Jackson first, 239 00:09:30,115 --> 00:09:32,035 then head on off to Moffett. That sound good? 240 00:09:32,075 --> 00:09:34,115 - Of course. - Great. 241 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:35,960 I'm gonna get a pillow. 242 00:09:42,335 --> 00:09:45,755 You know what we desperately need is a palapa. 243 00:09:45,797 --> 00:09:47,257 A ploppa? 244 00:09:47,298 --> 00:09:49,088 A palapa. 245 00:09:49,134 --> 00:09:51,924 It's a Mexican structure with palm fronds. 246 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:53,470 It's essentially a gazebo, 247 00:09:53,513 --> 00:09:58,053 but spicier and with a south- of-the-border kind of vibe. 248 00:09:58,101 --> 00:10:00,931 I think it would make us feel less exposed. 249 00:10:00,979 --> 00:10:03,479 And generally, I think it would be good for morale. 250 00:10:03,523 --> 00:10:06,483 Speaking of which, morale has not exactly been skyrocketing. 251 00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:10,026 So, we need to get this cap table done tout de suite. 252 00:10:10,071 --> 00:10:11,731 Richard and the fellows 253 00:10:11,781 --> 00:10:14,231 are entitled to 40 percent of the company. 254 00:10:14,284 --> 00:10:15,494 Now, if we each give 20 percent, 255 00:10:15,535 --> 00:10:18,615 we would still own 30 percent each. 256 00:10:18,663 --> 00:10:20,163 That seems fair. 257 00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,626 Seems totally fair to me. 258 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:22,876 Dad? 259 00:10:22,917 --> 00:10:25,297 Nope. Not gonna happen. 260 00:10:25,336 --> 00:10:27,916 Mr. Bighetti, with all due respect, I... 261 00:10:27,964 --> 00:10:29,504 If you had any respect, 262 00:10:29,549 --> 00:10:32,139 you wouldn't have talked my son into wasting his money... 263 00:10:32,177 --> 00:10:33,217 again. 264 00:10:33,261 --> 00:10:35,011 My son's not giving up one share. 265 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,054 Not now, not ever. 266 00:10:37,098 --> 00:10:40,558 Mr. Bighetti, if you're going to control your son's board seat, 267 00:10:40,602 --> 00:10:42,222 these decisions have to be unanimous. 268 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,690 You're going to kill this comp... 269 00:10:43,730 --> 00:10:45,280 I don't care. 270 00:10:45,315 --> 00:10:47,525 In my eyes, the company is already dead. 271 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,697 Killed by you. 272 00:10:49,694 --> 00:10:51,194 That's my edge. 273 00:10:51,237 --> 00:10:52,987 If all I accomplish by doing this 274 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:55,861 is making you as miserable as you've made me 275 00:10:55,909 --> 00:10:58,079 watching you fleece my son, 276 00:10:58,119 --> 00:10:59,579 then I'm okay with that. 277 00:10:59,621 --> 00:11:01,621 He seems okay with that. 278 00:11:01,664 --> 00:11:03,954 So you expect me to give the 40 percent 279 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,090 to the gents from my 50 percent, 280 00:11:07,128 --> 00:11:09,298 effectively leaving me with 10 percent? 281 00:11:09,339 --> 00:11:10,629 Yes. 282 00:11:10,673 --> 00:11:12,333 No. No, no, no. 283 00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:16,553 Then I would've invested 500 thou... a half of a million dollars 284 00:11:16,596 --> 00:11:18,636 just to end up where I started? 285 00:11:18,681 --> 00:11:19,841 Unacceptable. 286 00:11:19,891 --> 00:11:21,591 I can accept that. 287 00:11:21,643 --> 00:11:23,263 I'm going to bed. 288 00:11:23,311 --> 00:11:24,931 Good night, Brown Bear. 289 00:11:24,979 --> 00:11:26,189 Love you, Papa Bear. 290 00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,838 Goddamn motherfucker. 291 00:11:46,876 --> 00:11:50,086 I mean, the guys are right. I'm fucking up the company. 292 00:11:50,129 --> 00:11:52,089 I'm not helping in any way. 293 00:11:52,131 --> 00:11:55,251 You're certainly not helping your cuticles by biting on them. 294 00:11:55,301 --> 00:11:58,131 Your nail beds are gonna get infected. 295 00:11:58,179 --> 00:12:00,019 Where'd you learn how to do this, anyway? 296 00:12:00,056 --> 00:12:03,096 When I was on the street, it was a means of survival. 297 00:12:04,769 --> 00:12:07,149 I don't know, it's just that... 298 00:12:07,188 --> 00:12:09,028 I mean, I almost killed us, 299 00:12:09,065 --> 00:12:10,985 the company, and that is so selfish. 300 00:12:11,025 --> 00:12:13,235 I mean, if we have to get a million users, 301 00:12:13,278 --> 00:12:15,868 I need to get us funding, right now. 302 00:12:15,905 --> 00:12:17,655 How? We've already been turned down 303 00:12:17,699 --> 00:12:19,619 by every respectable VC in town. 304 00:12:22,287 --> 00:12:24,957 Who said anything about... respectable? 305 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,796 Oh, Richard, no. 306 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:31,085 Fuck yes, I want to talk business. What's the play? 307 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:32,669 Let's fuck this thing right in the pussy. 308 00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:35,424 Thanks for meeting me here. 309 00:12:35,466 --> 00:12:37,346 My fucking nanny got another DUI 310 00:12:37,385 --> 00:12:39,175 and lost her license, and I'm stuck picking up 311 00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:41,060 my own kid like an asshole. So what's up? 312 00:12:41,097 --> 00:12:42,847 Uhh... 313 00:12:42,890 --> 00:12:46,270 Well, I know you wanted to buy Erlich's Pied Piper shares 314 00:12:46,311 --> 00:12:48,311 back in the previous iteration, the platform. 315 00:12:48,354 --> 00:12:50,894 Well, I was hoping you would want to come on as a follow-on investor 316 00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:53,150 - for the current platform. - The video chat? 317 00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:56,192 Yeah. It's got a great tech. We're growing like crazy. 318 00:12:56,237 --> 00:12:58,737 In fact, that's why we need funding, to keep up with the users, 319 00:12:58,781 --> 00:13:01,651 and I think it could be really good if we could just keep it going. 320 00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:03,451 No, you don't. 321 00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,164 What? 322 00:13:05,204 --> 00:13:06,784 You don't like it. 323 00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:08,491 You don't believe in this product you're selling. 324 00:13:08,541 --> 00:13:13,041 Russ, no, that's... It's a good, sound business. 325 00:13:13,087 --> 00:13:14,797 As I said, the tech is great 326 00:13:14,839 --> 00:13:16,589 and all the guys are really behind it. 327 00:13:16,632 --> 00:13:18,042 But you're not behind it, Richard. 328 00:13:18,092 --> 00:13:21,632 I can tell, and as much as you want to be, you're not. 329 00:13:21,679 --> 00:13:23,389 It's like this. 330 00:13:23,431 --> 00:13:25,261 You're trying to date a woman, 331 00:13:25,308 --> 00:13:27,898 - but deep down in your heart you know you're gay. - Uhh... 332 00:13:27,935 --> 00:13:31,265 Deep in your soul, you know you would rather be plowing a dude! 333 00:13:31,314 --> 00:13:34,734 I don't... I do... Okay, what dude? 334 00:13:34,776 --> 00:13:37,696 It could be any dude, as long as you really want to fuck him. 335 00:13:37,737 --> 00:13:39,867 It could be a... a twink, a bear, 336 00:13:39,906 --> 00:13:42,036 an otter, a circuit queen, a chub, a pup, a gipster, 337 00:13:42,075 --> 00:13:44,615 a daddy chaser, a leather man, a ladyboy, a Donald Duck. 338 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:47,580 Donald Duck's a gay guy who's been kicked out of the Navy. 339 00:13:47,622 --> 00:13:49,282 H-How do you know so many gay things? 340 00:13:49,332 --> 00:13:52,042 My grandfather just came out of the closet. Beautiful. Very inspiring. 341 00:13:52,085 --> 00:13:54,955 But the point is, if you're gonna spend all day fucking, 342 00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:58,254 shouldn't Pied Piper be a dude you wanna fuck? 343 00:13:59,634 --> 00:14:01,094 All right. Let's do an exercise. 344 00:14:01,135 --> 00:14:02,925 You've got unlimited time and resources, 345 00:14:02,970 --> 00:14:05,140 you can build anything in the world you want with your compression, 346 00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:06,511 anything at all, what's it gonna be? 347 00:14:06,557 --> 00:14:09,147 Three, two, one, go. Go, go, go. 348 00:14:09,185 --> 00:14:11,685 - You said I have unlimited time? - Now. Now, now! 349 00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:13,149 A new Internet. 350 00:14:13,189 --> 00:14:15,239 What? Why? 351 00:14:15,274 --> 00:14:18,274 Okay. Well, I haven't really thought this through, so... 352 00:14:20,071 --> 00:14:21,981 Okay. 353 00:14:22,031 --> 00:14:23,981 - I own a telescope... - Of course you do. 354 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:27,993 and I brought it out one night to look at the full moon. 355 00:14:28,037 --> 00:14:30,577 - Of course you did. - And I got to thinking... 356 00:14:31,624 --> 00:14:34,084 "Wow, we put a man on the moon 357 00:14:34,127 --> 00:14:37,127 using the computing power of a handheld calculator." 358 00:14:38,214 --> 00:14:40,544 And then I thought, "Okay... 359 00:14:40,591 --> 00:14:43,801 "there's literally millions of times 360 00:14:43,845 --> 00:14:45,805 "more computing power in my phone 361 00:14:45,847 --> 00:14:48,847 and that's just sitting in my pocket doing nothing." Right? 362 00:14:48,891 --> 00:14:52,391 So then I thought, there's, what, billions of phones 363 00:14:52,437 --> 00:14:55,147 all around the world with the same computing power 364 00:14:55,189 --> 00:14:57,109 just sitting in people's pockets. 365 00:14:57,150 --> 00:15:01,490 So then I thought, "What if we use all those phones 366 00:15:01,529 --> 00:15:03,449 to build a massive network?" 367 00:15:03,489 --> 00:15:06,409 And here's the kicker... We use my compression algorithm 368 00:15:06,451 --> 00:15:09,151 to make everything small and efficient to move things around, and... 369 00:15:10,246 --> 00:15:11,786 if we could do it... 370 00:15:11,831 --> 00:15:15,541 we could build a completely decentralized version 371 00:15:15,585 --> 00:15:18,205 of our current Internet, with no firewalls, 372 00:15:18,254 --> 00:15:21,504 no tolls, no government regulation, 373 00:15:21,549 --> 00:15:24,929 no spying. Information... 374 00:15:24,969 --> 00:15:27,139 would be totally free in every sense of the word. 375 00:15:28,222 --> 00:15:30,052 You wanna build a new Internet? 376 00:15:30,099 --> 00:15:33,559 - Yeah, it's... - Richard, I like it. 377 00:15:33,603 --> 00:15:35,103 That I would fund. 378 00:15:35,146 --> 00:15:37,476 Well, I-I... I don't know if it's possible, and... 379 00:15:37,523 --> 00:15:40,063 Look, if this new Internet is the man of your dreams 380 00:15:40,109 --> 00:15:41,819 and this is the man that you wanna fuck, 381 00:15:41,861 --> 00:15:43,191 then you need to fuck him. 382 00:15:43,237 --> 00:15:45,157 That man I will pay you to fuck. 383 00:15:45,198 --> 00:15:46,278 Where the fuck is that kid? 384 00:15:47,492 --> 00:15:48,492 Wait a minute. 385 00:15:49,577 --> 00:15:50,617 Aw, shit. 386 00:15:50,661 --> 00:15:52,241 They kicked us out of this place. 387 00:15:52,288 --> 00:15:55,078 I'm at the wrong fucking school. 388 00:15:55,124 --> 00:15:59,374 Richard, you find that man, fuck him good. 389 00:15:59,420 --> 00:16:01,800 Careful please. He's gonna peel out. 390 00:16:09,388 --> 00:16:11,348 Monica, I need to... 391 00:16:11,390 --> 00:16:13,390 Oh. You're not... 392 00:16:13,434 --> 00:16:17,144 Monica? No. Thank God. I'm Ed Chen. 393 00:16:17,188 --> 00:16:19,978 Laurie put me in the good office and moved Monica down the hall. 394 00:16:20,983 --> 00:16:22,563 Way down the hall. 395 00:16:24,237 --> 00:16:26,237 Okay. Sorry. 396 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,620 You're gonna listen to Russ Hanneman? 397 00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:31,038 Richard, you sound like a crazy person. 398 00:16:31,077 --> 00:16:32,867 I know, but... but Russ is right. 399 00:16:33,529 --> 00:16:35,373 I mean, I hate the video chat. I really do. 400 00:16:35,414 --> 00:16:36,874 - Oh... - What? 401 00:16:38,626 --> 00:16:40,206 Oh, wow, you can see right into the... 402 00:16:40,253 --> 00:16:42,003 Yeah, I'm very aware. 403 00:16:42,046 --> 00:16:45,006 Laurie is punishing me for taking your side 404 00:16:45,049 --> 00:16:47,929 and going against her, so she moved me down here 405 00:16:47,969 --> 00:16:50,009 and gave my office to that little 406 00:16:50,054 --> 00:16:52,224 brownnosing shit, Ed Chen. 407 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:54,805 Anyway, Richard, you're not gonna seriously go home 408 00:16:54,850 --> 00:16:56,400 and tell the guys in your company 409 00:16:56,435 --> 00:16:58,605 that even though your user rates are skyrocketing 410 00:16:58,646 --> 00:16:59,686 that you wanna pivot. 411 00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:01,400 For the past 48 hours, 412 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:03,860 I've been trying to rewrite the core video chat code, 413 00:17:03,901 --> 00:17:05,401 and I literally can't. 414 00:17:05,444 --> 00:17:07,694 Instead of typing, I just bite my fingernails. 415 00:17:07,738 --> 00:17:09,488 I think, subconsciously, 416 00:17:09,532 --> 00:17:12,822 I would rather bite my own fingers off than work on this platform. 417 00:17:12,868 --> 00:17:14,618 Richard, I know people who have spent 418 00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,742 their entire careers chasing after an app 419 00:17:16,789 --> 00:17:19,089 with this kind of growth rate and never hit it. 420 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:20,455 It's a really good product. 421 00:17:20,501 --> 00:17:22,791 That may be, but it's not for me. 422 00:17:24,088 --> 00:17:26,088 And look, I know these guys are my friends, 423 00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:29,792 but they're also my employees, and it's my company. 424 00:17:29,844 --> 00:17:32,964 So... if I say we have to pivot, we pivot. 425 00:17:33,014 --> 00:17:36,134 Okay. I-I... I have to go. 426 00:17:36,183 --> 00:17:38,763 All right. Well, if you're sure, then tell them and then call me and tell... 427 00:17:38,811 --> 00:17:40,221 What? No, I... I have to go. 428 00:17:40,271 --> 00:17:43,731 There's another men's room on the fourth floor. 429 00:17:43,774 --> 00:17:46,774 Right. 'Cause then you would've seen mine twice. 430 00:17:51,407 --> 00:17:54,287 I mean, we're all thinking it, right? 431 00:17:54,327 --> 00:17:57,167 Richard is fucking with a product that is working. 432 00:17:57,204 --> 00:17:59,874 He should not be the CEO of this company. 433 00:17:59,915 --> 00:18:01,835 I understand your concerns, 434 00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,586 but is this the time that we fire Richard? 435 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:06,799 Is this the moment that I become the CEO? 436 00:18:06,839 --> 00:18:08,339 You? Why you? 437 00:18:08,382 --> 00:18:11,172 It's a simple process of elimination. 438 00:18:11,218 --> 00:18:13,178 Gilfoyle, as an anarchist 439 00:18:13,220 --> 00:18:15,350 would never accept a position of authority 440 00:18:15,389 --> 00:18:17,939 - in any official organization. - None. 441 00:18:17,975 --> 00:18:19,845 And you, of course, are out of the picture, 442 00:18:19,894 --> 00:18:21,474 because Gilfoyle would never allow it. 443 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:22,940 Yeah, that's true. 444 00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,610 And Jared, he'd sooner commit hara-kiri than... 445 00:18:26,651 --> 00:18:28,651 replace little baby Richard. 446 00:18:28,694 --> 00:18:29,944 So that leaves me. 447 00:18:29,987 --> 00:18:31,657 And honestly, gents, who would you rather have 448 00:18:31,697 --> 00:18:34,487 defending your four percent stake in the company... 449 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:35,903 - Five. - What? 450 00:18:35,951 --> 00:18:37,901 - Five percent. - You said four. Was it... 451 00:18:37,953 --> 00:18:39,573 You said three, and then you had... 452 00:18:39,622 --> 00:18:41,242 - No, it's five. - Five. 453 00:18:41,290 --> 00:18:43,040 You know what? I'm gonna back channel, 454 00:18:43,084 --> 00:18:46,254 look at some notes, and we'll get to it. 455 00:18:46,295 --> 00:18:50,385 In the meantime, if and when... 456 00:18:50,424 --> 00:18:53,464 we are to depose Richard, I am his obvious heir. 457 00:18:53,511 --> 00:18:54,841 Erlich, no offense, 458 00:18:54,887 --> 00:18:59,267 but the board is you, Richard, and my dad, right? 459 00:18:59,308 --> 00:19:01,938 So, I think that means you and my dad 460 00:19:01,977 --> 00:19:04,937 would have to agree on who replaces Richard, 461 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:07,780 and pretty sure my dad would, like, never approve you. 462 00:19:07,817 --> 00:19:09,237 - It's just not gonna happen. - Thank you. 463 00:19:09,276 --> 00:19:11,736 - Yeah. - There is someone else. 464 00:19:13,155 --> 00:19:15,655 Someone who has zero strikes against him. 465 00:19:15,825 --> 00:19:18,195 Someone who has held high-level positions 466 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:20,364 at one of the biggest tech companies in the Valley. 467 00:19:22,581 --> 00:19:24,121 Someone who's been on the cover 468 00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,376 of one of the most prestigious tech publications in the world. 469 00:19:29,130 --> 00:19:30,130 He sounds awesome. 470 00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:31,712 Could we get him? 471 00:19:35,302 --> 00:19:37,172 And as of now, we've got the votes... 472 00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:38,841 of enough key Malaysian ministers 473 00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:40,269 to proceed with construction, 474 00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,397 but that support is time-critical. 475 00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:45,265 Carol's right. We'd have to break ground before monsoon season 476 00:19:45,312 --> 00:19:48,062 or else the entire project could collapse. 477 00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:49,527 So, what do you think? 478 00:19:53,362 --> 00:19:55,482 Sorry. About what? 479 00:19:55,531 --> 00:19:57,071 About the factory. 480 00:19:57,116 --> 00:19:58,946 Ah. The factory. 481 00:20:00,536 --> 00:20:01,536 The factory. 482 00:20:04,123 --> 00:20:05,373 Excuse me for a moment. 483 00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:10,545 - So, what have you got? - Well, sir, I did as you asked. 484 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:12,678 I flew the company plane to Shanghai, 485 00:20:12,715 --> 00:20:14,675 then Moffett, then Jackson Hole. 486 00:20:14,717 --> 00:20:17,847 Then I flew back to Shanghai, then to Jackson Hole, 487 00:20:17,887 --> 00:20:20,517 then to Moffett, which is where I just landed. 488 00:20:20,556 --> 00:20:24,976 - And? - Moffett is 28.3 minutes closer. 489 00:20:25,019 --> 00:20:26,053 I fucking knew it! 490 00:20:26,188 --> 00:20:27,480 Barker should've dropped you off first, sir. 491 00:20:27,521 --> 00:20:31,061 Wait. What about headwinds or storm activity? 492 00:20:31,108 --> 00:20:33,358 I don't want to give him any room to wriggle out of this. 493 00:20:33,402 --> 00:20:34,692 Here's what I'm gonna need you to do. 494 00:20:34,737 --> 00:20:37,447 Fly each leg five more times and average them. 495 00:20:37,490 --> 00:20:38,870 It's the only way to be sure. 496 00:20:38,908 --> 00:20:40,408 And we're not concerned with the expense 497 00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:42,361 of 20 more private transcontinental flights? 498 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:43,611 Of course we are. 499 00:20:43,662 --> 00:20:45,532 Jack Barker is costing the shareholders 500 00:20:45,581 --> 00:20:48,531 of this company a fortune, and he must be stopped. 501 00:20:48,584 --> 00:20:50,084 I'll go back to Moffett right now. 502 00:20:50,127 --> 00:20:51,757 Good. Call me each time you're in Shanghai. 503 00:20:51,796 --> 00:20:53,296 - I'll see you in a week. - Yes, sir. 504 00:21:08,312 --> 00:21:09,352 Guys? 505 00:21:09,396 --> 00:21:10,816 Shit, he came in the back. 506 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,069 Richard, we need to talk. 507 00:21:15,110 --> 00:21:17,660 Well, actually, let me just say something first here. 508 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:22,197 I don't think Pied Piper should be a video chat company. 509 00:21:22,243 --> 00:21:23,993 The balls on you. 510 00:21:24,036 --> 00:21:26,246 Richard, we've all decided 511 00:21:26,288 --> 00:21:30,208 you are out. Big Head is in. 512 00:21:30,251 --> 00:21:31,319 Not my call. 513 00:21:31,419 --> 00:21:33,792 Richard, we just can't keep fucking pivoting. 514 00:21:33,838 --> 00:21:35,718 - We won't do it again. - Just wait for a second, okay? 515 00:21:35,756 --> 00:21:37,126 Just... You're not getting it. Please. 516 00:21:37,174 --> 00:21:39,044 Uh, I'm quitting. 517 00:21:40,719 --> 00:21:42,269 Wait. What? 518 00:21:42,304 --> 00:21:44,344 Richard, I was waiting out front! 519 00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,190 They want to ambush you and replace you with Big Head, 520 00:21:46,225 --> 00:21:47,555 but I had nothing to do with it. 521 00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:49,351 Again, not my call. 522 00:21:51,730 --> 00:21:53,650 I was ready to fight you guys, 523 00:21:53,691 --> 00:21:56,731 but then, on the way home, it occurred to me 524 00:21:56,777 --> 00:21:57,857 there might be a better way. 525 00:21:59,154 --> 00:22:00,694 I'm going to start my own company. 526 00:22:00,739 --> 00:22:04,449 I will give up all of my equity in the video chat 527 00:22:04,493 --> 00:22:09,203 if I get to completely own my algorithm. 528 00:22:09,248 --> 00:22:12,168 I will grant you guys a perpetual license 529 00:22:12,209 --> 00:22:14,089 to use the algorithm in your video chat, 530 00:22:14,128 --> 00:22:17,258 but I need the algorithm to build something else. 531 00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:19,338 And look, forget a million users, 532 00:22:19,383 --> 00:22:20,713 with me out of the company, 533 00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,559 you guys would be able to raise money, no problem. 534 00:22:22,595 --> 00:22:24,425 And that way, everybody wins. 535 00:22:24,471 --> 00:22:29,011 So we can use the algorithm, free and clear, for video chat? 536 00:22:29,059 --> 00:22:30,133 Yes. 537 00:22:30,137 --> 00:22:32,440 I mean, we... we shouldn't even be talking about this. 538 00:22:32,479 --> 00:22:35,229 And you would leave behind your 25 percent, 539 00:22:35,274 --> 00:22:39,524 thus giving me enough equity to compensate the boys fairly 540 00:22:39,570 --> 00:22:41,910 and Big Head's father would retain his 50 percent? 541 00:22:41,947 --> 00:22:43,277 I think that's right. Yes. 542 00:22:43,324 --> 00:22:45,744 And I would own 10 percent of your new company. 543 00:22:45,784 --> 00:22:46,439 Wait. What? Why? 544 00:22:46,441 --> 00:22:48,405 The algorithm was developed here in the Incubator. 545 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:49,954 Richard, shame on you. 546 00:22:49,997 --> 00:22:53,377 Well, dealbreaker. Let's... Should we get some food? 547 00:22:53,417 --> 00:22:55,337 No, no. That's okay. It's fine. 548 00:22:55,377 --> 00:22:57,547 And I'm here for advice, 549 00:22:57,588 --> 00:23:00,178 or advice for the new CEO, whoever that may be. 550 00:23:00,215 --> 00:23:02,175 To wit, uh... 551 00:23:02,217 --> 00:23:04,137 I know it's probably not my place to give this suggestion, 552 00:23:04,178 --> 00:23:06,098 but I think it should be Dinesh. 553 00:23:06,138 --> 00:23:07,428 - What? - What? 554 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:08,933 - What? - What? 555 00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:11,054 - Yeah. Sorry, Big Head. - What? 556 00:23:11,101 --> 00:23:12,851 Yeah. Dinesh, you were the one that hacked together 557 00:23:12,895 --> 00:23:14,065 the video chat in the first place. 558 00:23:14,104 --> 00:23:15,684 You know the product inside and out. 559 00:23:15,731 --> 00:23:17,931 You are the horse that I would bet on. 560 00:23:17,983 --> 00:23:19,313 You really think so? 561 00:23:19,360 --> 00:23:20,610 I do. 562 00:23:20,653 --> 00:23:22,983 I'm down. Gilfoyle? 563 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:28,330 Gilfoyle, can I please be CEO of Pied Piper? 564 00:23:28,369 --> 00:23:30,119 Spoken like a true leader. 565 00:23:30,162 --> 00:23:35,282 But since your failure as a leader is a virtual certainty, 566 00:23:35,334 --> 00:23:37,794 tolerating your short reign as CEO 567 00:23:37,836 --> 00:23:41,836 in exchange for a front-row seat to the disaster seems fair. 568 00:23:41,882 --> 00:23:44,712 Plus, if I'm wrong, which I'm not... 569 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:47,350 I get rich. So I'm down with it, Dinesh. 570 00:23:47,388 --> 00:23:48,888 Jared, what do you think about this? 571 00:23:48,931 --> 00:23:51,551 I think this is crazy. 572 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:54,310 I left my job at Hooli to... to come work with you, Richard. 573 00:23:54,353 --> 00:23:55,853 And... and now you're leaving? 574 00:23:55,896 --> 00:23:57,726 Look, these guys, they're gonna need you, 575 00:23:57,773 --> 00:24:00,733 so if you want to support me, you support them. 576 00:24:00,776 --> 00:24:02,606 Think you can do that? 577 00:24:02,653 --> 00:24:04,273 I've always been very adept 578 00:24:04,321 --> 00:24:07,191 at taking the shape of whatever shoe was pressed down upon me, 579 00:24:07,241 --> 00:24:09,401 so I can try to make it work. 580 00:24:09,451 --> 00:24:10,571 Then it's settled. 581 00:24:10,619 --> 00:24:12,999 Dinesh is the new CEO of Pied Piper. 582 00:24:13,038 --> 00:24:16,168 Oh. Actually, just one last thing. 583 00:24:16,208 --> 00:24:19,128 I think you guys should call yourselves PiperChat. 584 00:24:19,169 --> 00:24:22,759 I'm gonna have to insist that I keep the name Pied Piper, and I won't budge on that. 585 00:24:22,798 --> 00:24:24,758 - Yeah, it's totally fine. - Okay, yeah. Who gives a shit? 586 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,350 - That's fine. - Terrible fucking name. 587 00:24:26,385 --> 00:24:28,175 Let's get to work. 588 00:24:29,388 --> 00:24:30,978 Congratulations. 589 00:24:31,015 --> 00:24:33,725 So, wait. I don't have to be CEO, right? 590 00:24:33,767 --> 00:24:35,307 Dinesh is going to do that? 591 00:24:37,229 --> 00:24:39,649 All right. Let's figure out how this gets split up. 592 00:24:41,567 --> 00:24:42,697 Let's see. 593 00:24:42,735 --> 00:24:45,525 And, um... yeah. 594 00:24:45,571 --> 00:24:47,311 Jared... 595 00:24:47,364 --> 00:24:48,364 go. 596 00:24:49,366 --> 00:24:50,406 Go on, man. 597 00:24:51,410 --> 00:24:52,580 Get out of here. 598 00:24:54,872 --> 00:24:56,912 Dinesh, you'll get five percent. 599 00:24:56,957 --> 00:24:58,997 Gilfoyle, five percent. 600 00:24:59,043 --> 00:25:00,623 - Jared, five percent. - Yeah. Okay, 601 00:25:00,669 --> 00:25:02,509 so we all get five, not four. 602 00:25:02,546 --> 00:25:04,426 Now you said... you said four? 603 00:25:04,465 --> 00:25:06,005 No, five. I said five. 604 00:25:07,134 --> 00:25:09,134 Jared, can we get five more engineers? 605 00:25:09,178 --> 00:25:11,808 That's... That would come out of Jared's percentage. 606 00:25:11,847 --> 00:25:13,677 No. 607 00:25:35,370 --> 00:25:36,920 You wanted to see me, Skipper? 608 00:25:36,955 --> 00:25:38,495 I did indeed. 609 00:25:38,540 --> 00:25:41,090 Jack, I appreciate everything you've done 610 00:25:41,126 --> 00:25:43,256 in your position as head of the Hooli/Endframe box, 611 00:25:43,295 --> 00:25:46,585 but I think the company's needs are better suited 612 00:25:46,632 --> 00:25:48,752 if I move you elsewhere. 613 00:25:48,801 --> 00:25:51,421 Really? 614 00:25:51,470 --> 00:25:53,770 Well, I appreciate the vote of confidence, GB. 615 00:25:53,806 --> 00:25:55,976 I'm flattered. 616 00:25:56,016 --> 00:25:58,726 Frankly, little bit surprised. 617 00:25:58,769 --> 00:26:00,689 Why would you be surprised? Can you think of any reason 618 00:26:00,729 --> 00:26:02,319 why you don't deserve a promotion? 619 00:26:02,356 --> 00:26:04,066 I mean, anything at all? Well... 620 00:26:04,108 --> 00:26:07,198 I don't want to hurt my arm patting myself on the back, 621 00:26:07,236 --> 00:26:09,616 but... right off the top of my head... 622 00:26:12,324 --> 00:26:13,864 No, I guess not. 623 00:26:13,909 --> 00:26:16,409 I mean, you've always been straight with me, right? 624 00:26:16,453 --> 00:26:18,363 Straight to the point. 625 00:26:18,413 --> 00:26:19,743 I sure have. 626 00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:23,840 And you've always gone out of your way for me, yes? 627 00:26:23,877 --> 00:26:27,007 Always put me first? Gone the extra mile? 628 00:26:27,047 --> 00:26:30,467 Gosh... I sure tried. 629 00:26:30,509 --> 00:26:31,759 Did you? 630 00:26:35,722 --> 00:26:37,052 All right, Jack. 631 00:26:37,099 --> 00:26:39,099 Professor. Gary in HR will set you up. 632 00:26:39,143 --> 00:26:41,263 Enjoy your new offices. 633 00:26:41,311 --> 00:26:42,811 Thank you, sir. 634 00:27:26,064 --> 00:27:29,144 Oh, hey. Would you like to see your desk? 635 00:27:29,193 --> 00:27:30,643 Okay. 636 00:27:44,750 --> 00:27:46,090 Here it is. 637 00:27:47,377 --> 00:27:48,757 This is your desk. 638 00:28:08,398 --> 00:28:12,738 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com -