1 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,330 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 2 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:06,040 Can I have a black coffee with sugar, please? 3 00:02:06,040 --> 00:02:08,200 See that glass up front? 4 00:02:08,200 --> 00:02:09,700 Yeah, a window popped out of the 12th floor this morning. 5 00:02:09,700 --> 00:02:13,200 Can you believe that? Any one of us could've been under it when it fell. 6 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:14,580 Probably not the idiot that installed it. 7 00:02:14,580 --> 00:02:16,200 He's probably home in bed right now sleeping. 8 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,950 (SNEEZES) 9 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,950 One second you're walking down State Street minding your own business, 10 00:02:47,950 --> 00:02:50,250 the next second, bam! Shredded beef. 11 00:02:50,250 --> 00:02:52,370 Makes you think, doesn't it? 12 00:02:52,370 --> 00:02:55,790 I mean, we all have things we want to do in this life. I do, you do. 13 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:58,250 Before we get a chance to do 'em, some window falls on us. 14 00:02:58,250 --> 00:03:00,540 Some truck flattens you or you catch some disease. 15 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:03,040 (SNEEZES) ALL: Oh! 16 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,080 WOMAN: Not contagious. 17 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,080 (ALL GROANING) 18 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:10,250 Now, Marty here... Oh, Carl, you know Martin Harvey? 19 00:03:10,250 --> 00:03:12,580 Sixteenth floor, new products? Marty, Carl Preston. 20 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,790 Marty wants to write a novel. I mean, that's what he told me. 21 00:03:14,790 --> 00:03:15,870 So, what are you gonna write about, Marty? 22 00:03:15,870 --> 00:03:17,950 Adventures in new product development? (LAUGHS) 23 00:03:17,950 --> 00:03:19,120 No, no, I just said someday... (SNEEZES) 24 00:03:19,120 --> 00:03:21,370 Well, my point exactly, "someday." 25 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:24,370 Martin Harvey? Sign on the line. 26 00:03:24,370 --> 00:03:26,500 Someday I'll retire to Wisconsin. 27 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:29,000 Someday we'll all have more time for our kids. 28 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,580 Someday Marty will do something worth writing about. 29 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:34,620 Well, what if someday never comes and this is all there is, huh? Huh? 30 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,450 (ELEVATOR DINGS) Oh, my floor. Coming through. 31 00:03:36,450 --> 00:03:38,620 Come on, folks, let's go, step lively. Come on, coming off. 32 00:03:38,620 --> 00:03:39,450 (WHISTLES) 33 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:51,450 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 34 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:03,080 Going down! 35 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:10,450 Junk! 36 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:11,830 How much junk can one person carry? 37 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,040 (SIGHS) 38 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,500 (TELEPHONE RINGING) (MUMBLING) 39 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,790 I'm com... Oh, God! 40 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,660 Caroline, I asked you to do... 41 00:04:24,660 --> 00:04:25,450 (TELEPHONE CONTINUES RINGING) 42 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,250 Yes! 43 00:04:27,250 --> 00:04:28,910 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 44 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:29,950 Hi, Mrs. Holtzman, how are you? 45 00:04:31,290 --> 00:04:32,330 (TIRES SCREECHING) 46 00:04:34,250 --> 00:04:35,330 (TRICYCLE BELL DINGS) 47 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:39,450 (RATTLING) Oh! 48 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:50,580 (HUMMING) 49 00:04:50,580 --> 00:04:53,870 Well, it's not gonna happen at that price. That's all there is to it. 50 00:04:53,870 --> 00:04:57,790 Katherine, I have a couple of pieces of really big news. 51 00:04:57,790 --> 00:04:58,870 Uh, yeah, well, let's see here. 52 00:04:58,870 --> 00:05:05,000 You've got 532 square feet. 53 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:09,700 Right. So there's no way you're gonna come in under $1,600. 54 00:05:09,700 --> 00:05:13,040 Right, uh-huh. 55 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,160 Well, I do too, but listen, I've just got one word to say to you... 56 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,500 (LAUGHING) And that's... Congoleum! 57 00:05:19,540 --> 00:05:20,200 Right. (WHISPERING) 58 00:05:21,910 --> 00:05:24,040 Uh-huh. (HUMMING) 59 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:27,200 Well, no, no. Clearly we both prefer tile. 60 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,200 I mean, there's just no question. 61 00:05:32,750 --> 00:05:33,910 You know what, Mrs. Holtzman, I'm gonna call you right back. 62 00:05:33,910 --> 00:05:35,620 Is that all right? 63 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:39,000 Great. Because... No. And don't sign anything till you talk to me. 64 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:41,540 Great. Great. 65 00:05:41,540 --> 00:05:43,580 Mmm-hmm. 66 00:05:43,580 --> 00:05:46,250 Fine, great. Okay, okay, soon. Bye. 67 00:05:51,450 --> 00:05:52,750 Martin? (HUMMING) 68 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:56,080 What is he doing home so early? 69 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,580 (EXHALES) 70 00:05:59,580 --> 00:06:01,290 I'm home! 71 00:06:01,290 --> 00:06:02,410 KATHERINE: Martin? 72 00:06:02,410 --> 00:06:04,080 Mom? 73 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:05,120 Martin! Mom! 74 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,370 Martin! Mom! 75 00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,620 KATHERINE: What are you doing up there? 76 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:13,500 MARTIN: Do you remember my Uncle William? 77 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:16,620 The guy who ran off, sailed off in 1962 and never came back? 78 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:17,450 Yeah. 79 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:22,290 Oh, no, don't tell me. He's back? 80 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:25,500 Well, oh. Let me guess. He's coming here for a visit, right? 81 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:27,290 Honey, I can't. I really can't. 82 00:06:27,290 --> 00:06:29,830 This has just been the worst possible week. 83 00:06:29,830 --> 00:06:31,290 Don't worry, he's not coming to visit. 84 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,500 Well, thank God. He's dead. 85 00:06:33,830 --> 00:06:34,750 Oh. Oh, God. 86 00:06:37,660 --> 00:06:38,790 (MUMBLING) 87 00:06:44,290 --> 00:06:45,910 There I am the last time I saw him. 88 00:06:45,910 --> 00:06:47,120 Look at you. 89 00:06:47,120 --> 00:06:49,200 Yeah, and he left us that. 90 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:51,290 KATHERINE: What? An old boat steering wheel? 91 00:06:51,290 --> 00:06:52,790 MARTIN: No. It's not just the helm. 92 00:06:52,790 --> 00:06:53,830 It's everything the helm is attached to. 93 00:06:55,250 --> 00:06:57,540 You inherited an old boat. 94 00:06:57,540 --> 00:06:59,120 BEN: Wow. We're getting a boat? Too cool! 95 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:05,330 Ben, remember our discussion about eavesdropping? 96 00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:08,000 Okay. But we're getting a boat? 97 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,830 Uh, your father and I have to talk about it. 98 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,000 All right, we're getting a boat. 99 00:07:12,080 --> 00:07:13,500 (EXHALES) 100 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:15,160 It's not just an old boat. 101 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:17,830 He bought it from the Clark Gable estate, for God's sake! 102 00:07:17,830 --> 00:07:20,410 Are you serious? Absolutely. So I phoned three boat brokers. 103 00:07:20,410 --> 00:07:24,000 She's worth over a quarter of a million dollars. 104 00:07:24,000 --> 00:07:25,830 Get out of here! (LAUGHING) 105 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:27,660 Honey, we can really use that money! 106 00:07:27,660 --> 00:07:29,450 Yeah. 107 00:07:29,450 --> 00:07:31,660 We can get out from under the second on the house 108 00:07:31,660 --> 00:07:34,160 and pay off the credit card debt. Oh, this is great. 109 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:35,660 How quick can we sell it? 110 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:41,080 Well, there's, uh... There's one little catch. 111 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:44,910 It's... It's on this island, San Pomme de Terre. 112 00:07:44,910 --> 00:07:46,200 Doesn't that sound romantic? 113 00:07:46,200 --> 00:07:47,250 That means potato. 114 00:07:47,250 --> 00:07:49,160 No, it doesn't. 115 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,290 Now, it has to be brought to Miami if we want to sell it. 116 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,580 Yes, it does, honey. It means Saint Potato. 117 00:07:53,580 --> 00:07:56,040 Katherine, it's not the point, really, okay? 118 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,750 The point is, we can sail it ourselves. 119 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:01,250 (SCOFFS) We don't know anything about sailing! 120 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,080 We don't have to because it's got an engine. 121 00:08:03,080 --> 00:08:05,830 You know, we can put it under power until we get the hang of sailing. 122 00:08:05,830 --> 00:08:07,830 Honey, I don't care if it has an engine or not. 123 00:08:07,830 --> 00:08:09,200 We don't know how to drive a boat! 124 00:08:09,200 --> 00:08:10,330 Yeah, well, I figured that out. 125 00:08:10,330 --> 00:08:12,080 You see, the Caribbean is filled with boat captains. 126 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:13,750 So, what we do is we hire a boat captain. 127 00:08:13,750 --> 00:08:16,910 He takes the boat to Miami with us, 128 00:08:16,910 --> 00:08:18,580 teaching us how to sail at the same time. See? 129 00:08:18,580 --> 00:08:20,080 Mmm. Mmm-hmm. 130 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:23,750 Thirty, 45 days under sail. An adventure! 131 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,910 Oh. 132 00:08:25,910 --> 00:08:27,200 Mmm. 133 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,910 Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. 134 00:08:28,910 --> 00:08:30,250 Mmm-mmm. 135 00:08:30,250 --> 00:08:31,330 What do you mean, "Mmm-mmm"? 136 00:08:31,330 --> 00:08:33,080 Well, what could I mean? 137 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,000 Mmm-mmm. No. Honey, we can't do this right now. 138 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:38,200 I mean, we can't do it. 139 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:40,250 This is what we'll do. We'll get a boat mover. 140 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:41,910 Mmm. 141 00:08:41,910 --> 00:08:43,370 They've gotta have them, right? Yeah. 142 00:08:43,370 --> 00:08:44,830 And we'll just have the boat mover bring it from there to us... 143 00:08:44,830 --> 00:08:46,700 No, you're missing the whole point. 144 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:49,040 It's about a spontaneous moment here that we just grab at. 145 00:08:50,870 --> 00:08:54,000 We'll be spontaneous when we have time, okay? 146 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:56,290 Can I speak to Jason, please? This is Ben Harvey. 147 00:08:56,290 --> 00:08:58,580 Oh, and it's kind of important. 148 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,580 ...we gotta pay taxes... Of course, we have to pay taxes. 149 00:09:00,580 --> 00:09:02,330 And, I mean, who knows how much we're actually gonna net. 150 00:09:02,330 --> 00:09:04,290 It's not about money. I'm talking about a lifetime experience. 151 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:06,160 Jason, guess what? We're getting a boat, man! 152 00:09:06,160 --> 00:09:07,620 (KATHERINE SCREAMS) 153 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:08,910 Got to go. I'll call you back. (THUD) 154 00:09:08,910 --> 00:09:10,410 KATHERINE: Okay, who was thoughtless enough 155 00:09:10,410 --> 00:09:12,950 to put food on the kitchen table? 156 00:09:12,950 --> 00:09:13,910 Did you do this? 157 00:09:15,290 --> 00:09:15,950 Do what, Mom? 158 00:09:17,410 --> 00:09:18,120 (EXHALES) 159 00:09:18,660 --> 00:09:19,450 (GROANS) 160 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:24,790 All my modifications are washed off. Katherine... 161 00:09:24,790 --> 00:09:27,290 It's a week's worth of work. And it's gone. 162 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:28,450 Katherine, honest to God, listen to yourself right now. 163 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:29,950 Dad... You know? 164 00:09:29,950 --> 00:09:31,950 Floor coverings and window treatments have now become 165 00:09:31,950 --> 00:09:34,040 the biggest thing in your life. Dad? 166 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:36,910 And I don't think we're paying enough attention to our children! 167 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:38,450 Dad! Ben, would you please stop interrupting? 168 00:09:38,450 --> 00:09:40,000 We're trying to have a family discussion here. 169 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:43,250 What about your job, huh? What about my clients? 170 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,750 And let's talk about the fact that we have children that are in school! 171 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:47,660 Oh, we'll take 'em out of the school. Awesome! 172 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,450 Oh, come on! 173 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:51,200 Oh, you think we're getting our educational dollars' worth here? 174 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:52,660 What's two plus three? Uh... 175 00:09:52,660 --> 00:09:54,040 At least we're gonna broaden their horizons. 176 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,540 Five! Atta boy. You know... 177 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:59,660 Don't you try to guilt trip me over this. 178 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,450 I'm not trying to guilt trip you into anything. That's totally... 179 00:10:01,450 --> 00:10:03,750 Yes, you are. You are. You always do this to me. 180 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,500 Look, it is pathetic, Katherine. 181 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:08,000 We have an 11-year-old boy and a 16-year-old daughter who know nothing about life. 182 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,500 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 183 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,160 Give me a sec to tell 'em, okay? (CHUCKLES) 184 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:21,330 This is so cool! 185 00:10:23,700 --> 00:10:26,120 MARTIN: What can I say to make you at least consider it? 186 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,620 KATHERINE: (SIGHS) I can't think of anything that anyone could say 187 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:30,540 to make me want to drop everything, 188 00:10:30,540 --> 00:10:31,830 go to the other side of the world 189 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:35,040 to a place that no one's ever even heard of. (DOOR OPENING) 190 00:10:35,040 --> 00:10:38,450 (CHUCKLING) Oh, Mom, Dad, guess what? 191 00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:39,700 I got engaged. 192 00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:42,700 (DOOR CLOSES) 193 00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:47,870 Yo, Mom, Dad. 194 00:10:49,910 --> 00:10:51,250 (GIGGLING) 195 00:10:52,830 --> 00:10:53,700 What? 196 00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,370 (MUSIC PLAYING) 197 00:11:01,290 --> 00:11:02,370 (HONKING) 198 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:08,750 ♪ Stir it up 199 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:14,410 ♪ Little darling, stir it up 200 00:11:16,370 --> 00:11:17,750 ♪ Come on, baby 201 00:11:19,450 --> 00:11:21,040 ♪ Come on and stir it up 202 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:26,790 ♪ Little darling ♪ 203 00:11:26,790 --> 00:11:29,790 Ah, yes. These are some of your uncle's things, 204 00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,250 removed for safekeeping. 205 00:11:33,910 --> 00:11:37,250 We took the liberty of burying him in a place overlooking the water. 206 00:11:39,250 --> 00:11:40,290 Oh, it's very nice of you to do that. Very nice. 207 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:46,620 We had to. We have no refrigeration facilities, and after six days... 208 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:48,330 We understand. That's fine. Thank you. It's very nice. 209 00:11:48,330 --> 00:11:50,000 Kate, take a look. 210 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,950 Oh, honey, is that it? 211 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:55,450 It looks like something out of Adventures in Paradise. 212 00:11:56,370 --> 00:11:57,450 Are you kidding? 213 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,040 Of course, that was taken a few years ago. 214 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,620 But isn't she a classic? 215 00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:09,620 (CREAKING AND RATTLING) 216 00:12:18,790 --> 00:12:21,290 Hey, Katherine, kids, you gotta see this. 217 00:12:21,290 --> 00:12:23,080 This is way better than you would think. 218 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:25,250 It just needs a little work. It's great. 219 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,290 Come on, Katherine, come on. 220 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,540 I'll be right back. 221 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:33,790 Come on! Let's go! 222 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:37,160 (EXHALES) 223 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:51,000 (CHUCKLES) 224 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:52,870 This sucks. 225 00:12:52,870 --> 00:12:54,910 MARTIN: Katherine! I'm coming. 226 00:12:54,910 --> 00:12:55,660 Oh. 227 00:13:00,580 --> 00:13:01,330 Whoa. 228 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:08,330 Clearly the wrong shoe selection. 229 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:29,750 (SIGHS) 230 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,500 Well? Oh, I'm sorry. (SCREAMS) 231 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,790 What do you think? (SIGHS) Honey... 232 00:13:33,790 --> 00:13:35,370 I mean, just look at this. You gotta see this. 233 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,200 My fault? You're the one that got engaged! 234 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:42,540 (SCOFFS) Well, you're the one that went ballistic over getting a boat. 235 00:13:42,540 --> 00:13:44,370 A ski boat! 236 00:13:44,370 --> 00:13:46,540 Don't push me! (SCREAMS) 237 00:13:47,790 --> 00:13:49,910 (GASPS) Ben! Oh, geez! 238 00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,910 Mom, Ben fell in the water. 239 00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:54,540 Honey! Honey, we're coming. 240 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:55,750 You pushed me! 241 00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:57,330 He pushed me first. 242 00:13:57,330 --> 00:13:59,160 He knows he's not supposed to touch me. 243 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,290 You did it intentionally! Ben, swim to the side. 244 00:14:00,290 --> 00:14:01,410 You're a little brat. You know that? I hate you. 245 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:03,450 Oh, yeah? Yeah! 246 00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:05,580 Okay, stop it! Don't let that water get in your mouth. 247 00:14:05,580 --> 00:14:07,910 It could give you diphtheria or something. (SPUTTERS) 248 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:08,870 Daddy's coming. Here, Ben. 249 00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:16,080 Oh... 250 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,080 (RINGING) 251 00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:23,080 Donaldson Yacht Brokers. 252 00:14:23,080 --> 00:14:25,750 Uh-huh. All right. Hold on. Hold on. 253 00:14:25,750 --> 00:14:28,410 Uh, it's Mr. Harvey and it's a bad connection. 254 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,620 Yes, Mr. Harvey. How are you? 255 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:41,290 We just received the specs on the boat from the lawyers for the estate. 256 00:14:41,290 --> 00:14:44,950 It seems it hasn't been surveyed since, uh, 1967. Have you seen it yet? 257 00:14:46,790 --> 00:14:49,950 Yes, uh, yes, yes. I'm actually looking at it now. 258 00:14:49,950 --> 00:14:50,910 Uh-huh. 259 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,450 Well, I'm just wondering... 260 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:58,200 Yeah, could you hold on one second, please? 261 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:00,120 Excuse me, I'm gonna be a little bit here. 262 00:15:02,950 --> 00:15:04,290 I could signal you when I'm through. 263 00:15:09,290 --> 00:15:12,660 Yeah, um, I was wondering what it would be worth 264 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:14,870 in less than perfect condition. 265 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,580 I see. 266 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:20,830 (CHUCKLES) I'll tell you what. 267 00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:22,370 You get it up here and we'll take a look-see. 268 00:15:23,830 --> 00:15:25,250 (CHUCKLES) 269 00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,660 Not at all. Bye-bye now. 270 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,040 Patti. PATTI: Mmm-hmm. 271 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,660 We were gonna send Chuck Petrie down to skipper that Harvey boat. 272 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:35,500 Hmm. 273 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:37,830 I changed my mind. Just find 'em somebody local. 274 00:15:37,830 --> 00:15:39,830 A local? In San Pomme de Terre? 275 00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,160 Mmm. Yeah. 276 00:15:44,450 --> 00:15:45,200 PATTI: Okay. 277 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:56,540 (CAR BACKFIRING) 278 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,080 (SCOFFS) 279 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,410 (CREAKING) 280 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,160 This here the Harvey boat? 281 00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:28,250 Who wants to know? 282 00:16:32,410 --> 00:16:33,540 Captain Ron. 283 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,580 Hey, are you the captain? 284 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:46,750 Yeah. Ron Rico. 285 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:48,830 Call me Captain Ron, boss. Everybody does. 286 00:16:48,830 --> 00:16:50,120 Hi, Captain Ron. Martin Harvey. 287 00:16:51,870 --> 00:16:52,950 I'd like you to meet my wife and kids. 288 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:53,910 Yeah. Hi, Mrs. Harvey. 289 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,910 (CHUCKLING) 290 00:16:57,910 --> 00:16:59,750 You old dog. I bet she keeps your clock wound, huh? 291 00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,080 No, that's my daughter, Caroline. 292 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,250 Oh, hey, my mistake! 293 00:17:05,410 --> 00:17:08,120 Now, hiya, babe. Hi. 294 00:17:08,120 --> 00:17:10,750 Uh, Caroline, honey, maybe you should, you know, put on some more clothes. 295 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,870 This is my wife, Katherine. (LAUGHS) 296 00:17:12,870 --> 00:17:14,290 Hey, what's happening, Kitty? 297 00:17:14,290 --> 00:17:16,080 Hi, nice to meet you. 298 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,410 Whoa! And my son, Ben. 299 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,000 Hey, say, swab. 300 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,000 BEN: Man, what happened to your eye? 301 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,450 Ben. KATHERINE: Sweetie, that's rude. 302 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:23,580 Ah, that's all right. 303 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:26,330 Shark attack, swab. 304 00:17:27,450 --> 00:17:29,330 A shark ate your eye? 305 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:32,120 Yeah, it happened when I went down off the coast of Australia. 306 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:34,120 Uh, your boat sank? Wow. 307 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:38,620 No, no, no, not my boat. My boss's boat. 308 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:41,120 Yeah, we hit this reef, huge son of a bitch. Ran the whole coast. 309 00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:43,790 Wait. The Great Barrier Reef? 310 00:17:45,450 --> 00:17:47,290 You heard of it, huh? Smart lady. 311 00:17:48,870 --> 00:17:50,620 Well, let's check this thing out, 312 00:17:50,620 --> 00:17:52,660 see what kind of trouble this tub's really in, huh, boss? 313 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:54,790 Yeah, just go... The engine is, uh... 314 00:18:10,660 --> 00:18:11,410 Honey? Yeah? 315 00:18:13,620 --> 00:18:16,450 Honey, did we get a resume on him? 316 00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:18,660 Oh, I'm sure he's fine. You know what I mean? 317 00:18:18,660 --> 00:18:20,620 He's already gone to work. You know, so... 318 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:23,000 Okay. Ah, there's no problem. 319 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,830 I'm gonna just go down and show him a few things. 320 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,160 Tools on our... (CLEARS THROAT) 321 00:18:31,660 --> 00:18:33,500 You know, I think we should tell him 322 00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,000 we don't know that much about boats. 323 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,450 I wouldn't worry about it, dear. 324 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,000 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 325 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:42,700 Well, it's a genuine article, all right. 326 00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,870 Fairchild Marine, 1,200 ponies. 327 00:18:44,870 --> 00:18:46,580 Whoa. 328 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:48,330 KATHERINE: It drips a lot of oil, doesn't it? 329 00:18:48,330 --> 00:18:50,160 Hey, all diesels do that. 330 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,540 All diesels do that, honey. 331 00:18:52,540 --> 00:18:56,330 Yeah, diesels love their oil like a sailor loves his rum. 332 00:18:56,330 --> 00:18:57,700 (CHUCKLES) 333 00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,580 (CHUCKLES) Yes, they do. 334 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:00,830 Why is that, Captain Ron? 335 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:01,870 Ah, nobody knows. 336 00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,620 Huh. 337 00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:08,950 All right. Now, we're gonna have to check the oil 338 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,040 and fill her up every morning before we run up. 339 00:19:11,040 --> 00:19:12,040 It's a greasy job, but somebody's gotta do it. 340 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:14,700 Well, Ben, that sounds like... 341 00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:17,200 No, no, it's too important, boss. You better do it. 342 00:19:17,200 --> 00:19:18,830 You handle taking out the trash, swab. 343 00:19:18,830 --> 00:19:20,370 Oh, man, that stinks. 344 00:19:20,370 --> 00:19:21,700 MARTIN: Ben! 345 00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,370 Hey, swab, come here. 346 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,790 Listen up. 347 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:31,540 The way it works shipboard is, you do your job. 348 00:19:31,540 --> 00:19:33,250 You do it good, you get a better job. 349 00:19:33,250 --> 00:19:34,700 Maybe you get promoted from swab to mate. 350 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,250 All right, get on it. 351 00:19:41,950 --> 00:19:44,450 Yeah, sort of an incentive kind of a deal, huh? 352 00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,080 Aw, that's good. 353 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,410 Yeah, incentives are important. 354 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,290 Learned that in rehab. 355 00:19:56,750 --> 00:19:58,120 God, it's ridiculous. 356 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,250 Let's see what we got here. 357 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:12,620 Oh. 358 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:14,120 Well, you got a little dry rot here, boss. 359 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:16,000 That's okay. Every boat's got it. 360 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,500 Every boat's got it, honey. 361 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:18,830 You're lucky. Yours is above the waterline. 362 00:20:18,830 --> 00:20:21,080 (CREAKING) 363 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,290 Well, most of it anyway. 364 00:20:23,290 --> 00:20:24,910 All right! Let's kick the tires and light the fires, huh? 365 00:20:25,790 --> 00:20:27,120 (ENGINE STARTING) 366 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,620 (ENGINE REVVING) 367 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,750 Ah! (COUGHING) 368 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:34,950 Hey! Hey! 369 00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,120 (LAUGHING) 370 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,910 I really hate this. 371 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,160 Honey, are you okay? Will that come off? 372 00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:49,500 Yeah, yeah. She'll be fine. A little turpentine'll do the trick. 373 00:20:49,500 --> 00:20:52,330 Dad, let's take it out. See how fast it'll go. 374 00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,870 No, not yet, Ben. We gotta make sure everything's shipshape. 375 00:20:54,870 --> 00:20:56,000 Right, Captain? Ah, you're right about that, boss. 376 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,200 (CRASHING) KATHERINE: Ow! 377 00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:58,790 You all right? Yeah. 378 00:20:58,790 --> 00:21:00,500 Besides, swab, I borrowed my buddy's car... 379 00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:02,330 Uh... 380 00:21:06,410 --> 00:21:08,620 KATHERINE: What car? Did he come in a car? 381 00:21:08,620 --> 00:21:10,330 MARTIN: I don't see one. 382 00:21:10,330 --> 00:21:11,870 KATHERINE: But he said his friend's car. 383 00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:20,160 You know, on second thought, what the hell? We got to get started sometime, right? 384 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,870 Clogged pores. I'm gonna look like a pizza. 385 00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:27,870 People think a good complexion grows on trees. 386 00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:30,700 Wait a minute. We don't even know if this thing is safe or not. 387 00:21:30,700 --> 00:21:34,410 Eh, best way to find out is get her out on the ocean, Kitty. 388 00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:37,200 If anything's gonna happen, it's gonna happen out there. 389 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:39,660 But we don't have any supplies. 390 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:42,080 Yeah, we'll pick 'em up in St. Haag, boss, about 30 miles. 391 00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,120 I'm pretty sure we got enough fuel to make it. Push that forward. 392 00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,040 All right! 393 00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:48,200 (SCREAMS) (CRASHING) 394 00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:50,410 (CAR HONKING) 395 00:21:56,660 --> 00:21:58,540 MAN: Hey! Hey! 396 00:22:00,120 --> 00:22:02,200 Where are you going? 397 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,040 Capitan Ron! 398 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:06,250 Where is my auto? 399 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,080 Stop! 400 00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:12,450 (GUN COCKING) 401 00:22:16,540 --> 00:22:17,830 What's next? 402 00:22:17,830 --> 00:22:20,290 You stole my wife. 403 00:22:20,290 --> 00:22:21,910 But you're not stealing my car! (GUNSHOTS) 404 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:28,040 What is that? I don't know. 405 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:30,620 Some local dispute or something? 406 00:22:30,620 --> 00:22:33,750 Hey, boss. Hey, hey, come here, take ahold. 407 00:22:33,750 --> 00:22:34,950 KATHERINE: Are those gunshots? 408 00:22:34,950 --> 00:22:36,580 Hey, Kitty, look at this. 409 00:22:36,580 --> 00:22:38,700 Honey, look. 410 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:39,620 Keep your eyes out there. 411 00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:43,950 You, uh... You look kind of natural there. 412 00:22:43,950 --> 00:22:45,330 Thank you. 413 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:46,580 Spend much time on the water? 414 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:48,000 Yeah, some, when I was a kid. 415 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,040 It shows. 416 00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:55,330 All right. Well, just keep her pointed due north. 417 00:22:55,330 --> 00:22:57,450 Don't bump into anything. I'm gonna get some shut-eye. 418 00:22:59,330 --> 00:23:01,250 Uh... Captain Ron? 419 00:23:02,830 --> 00:23:04,410 Should... Should... 420 00:23:04,410 --> 00:23:05,870 Sweetie, be careful. Yeah, yeah. 421 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:07,200 Honey, are you okay? 422 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:08,750 Just fine. Mmm-hmm. 423 00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:10,250 You're comfortable doing this? 424 00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:12,790 (EXHALES) 425 00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,620 Well, next stop, St. Haag. 426 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,790 About 35 miles, I think, 427 00:23:19,790 --> 00:23:20,790 due north. 428 00:23:26,660 --> 00:23:28,450 Isn't this great? 429 00:23:28,450 --> 00:23:31,790 (CHUCKLES) Look at this. Open ocean, uncharted islands. 430 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,700 Who knows what's waiting for us out there? 431 00:23:36,200 --> 00:23:37,290 Come here. 432 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,660 MARTIN: Log entry, day two. 433 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,080 The adventure begins! 434 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:49,040 What a thrill it is to be leaving the turmoil of civilization behind us. 435 00:23:49,950 --> 00:23:51,620 (MUSIC PLAYING) 436 00:24:00,330 --> 00:24:01,500 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 437 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:16,370 (HORN BLARING) 438 00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,040 Martin, you see that boat, right? Honey! 439 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,750 I see it, honey. I see it. 440 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,200 (HORNS BLARING) 441 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:29,080 Captain Ron, could you come up, please? 442 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:30,410 Don't worry. Everything's fine. 443 00:24:30,410 --> 00:24:32,370 Dad? 444 00:24:32,370 --> 00:24:34,700 There's something wrong with that Captain Ron guy. 445 00:24:34,700 --> 00:24:36,040 MARTIN: What? (SCOFFS) 446 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:37,290 I think he's dead. 447 00:24:37,290 --> 00:24:38,250 KATHERINE: What? 448 00:24:40,910 --> 00:24:42,370 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 449 00:24:46,330 --> 00:24:49,200 Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 450 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:52,040 Ben, stop that. 451 00:24:55,160 --> 00:24:56,540 (INHALES SHARPLY) 452 00:24:56,540 --> 00:24:58,250 (CLICKS TONGUE) Tough break, huh? 453 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,160 Guess we'll have to go home now. 454 00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,580 MARTIN: Katherine, is he okay? 455 00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:07,870 Katherine? I didn't do it! 456 00:25:07,870 --> 00:25:09,410 (SCREAMS) I didn't do it! I didn't do it, I swear! 457 00:25:09,410 --> 00:25:10,910 What? What? (KATHERINE BREATHING HEAVILY) 458 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:13,950 Where am I? 459 00:25:13,950 --> 00:25:16,370 Oh, sorry, Kitty. 460 00:25:18,250 --> 00:25:21,080 I do that when I sleep. It keeps the light out. 461 00:25:21,080 --> 00:25:22,580 What about your other eye? 462 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:23,790 Glass, swab. 463 00:25:23,790 --> 00:25:26,080 Too cool! Yeah. 464 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,450 Won it in a crap game a few years back. 465 00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:30,250 How we doing up on deck here? 466 00:25:30,250 --> 00:25:31,750 Oh, this is... 467 00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:33,410 I know, I know, I don't want to hear about it. 468 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:38,450 (EXHALES) 469 00:25:38,450 --> 00:25:40,620 Well, hi. You okay? Yeah. 470 00:25:40,620 --> 00:25:42,120 Oh, good. Eh, good job, boss. 471 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:44,410 (ENGINE REVVING) 472 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,450 MARTIN: Slow down. There are boats all over the place. 473 00:25:56,450 --> 00:25:58,160 CAPTAIN RON: Ah, don't worry. They'll get out of the way. 474 00:25:58,160 --> 00:25:59,330 Learned that driving the Saratoga. 475 00:26:00,580 --> 00:26:02,450 The USS Saratoga? 476 00:26:02,450 --> 00:26:04,250 Yeah, the old Sara. 477 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:13,290 MARTIN: Slow down. Are you crazy? 478 00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:15,950 CAPTAIN RON: All right, get ready to kick those fenders over, boss. 479 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,620 Yeah. Fenders? What are fenders? 480 00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,700 Those rubber bumper things right up there. 481 00:26:20,700 --> 00:26:22,660 MARTIN: Hold on. Hold on! BEN: What's going on, Dad? 482 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:23,750 We need the rubber bumper things. KATHERINE: What? 483 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,080 Hurry, just hang on to something. 484 00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,700 We're coming in too fast. Just hold on to something. (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 485 00:26:28,700 --> 00:26:31,250 BEN: Caroline, get off my foot! 486 00:26:31,250 --> 00:26:32,620 CAROLINE: I'm not on your foot! BEN: Mom! 487 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,330 (CLATTERING) 488 00:26:36,370 --> 00:26:37,660 (SCREAMING, SHOUTING) 489 00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:39,950 Hold on! 490 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,580 Did you see that? That was cool. 491 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:08,250 All right, let's tie her off and kick back some cold ones, huh? 492 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:12,620 Hey. (SPEAKING GERMAN) 493 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:14,910 I guess I'll go with a margarita, huh? Yeah. 494 00:27:16,870 --> 00:27:19,200 (MUSIC CONTINUES) Hey! (LAUGHS) 495 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:22,000 Honey, I got to confess. 496 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,700 (CHUCKLING) I was a little nervous about that. 497 00:27:23,700 --> 00:27:25,750 (CHUCKLES) 498 00:27:25,750 --> 00:27:27,160 I don't know why. He obviously knows what he's doing. 499 00:27:34,330 --> 00:27:36,700 ♪ Tell me where you been last night, Caroline 500 00:27:38,540 --> 00:27:41,700 ♪ Tell me where you been last night, Caroline 501 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,700 But I miss Chicago. 502 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:45,080 I mean, they've got clubs there. That's really cool. 503 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,700 I'm engaged. (CHUCKLES) MAN: Engaged? 504 00:27:46,700 --> 00:27:48,120 But it's kind of informal. 505 00:27:49,410 --> 00:27:52,450 Like, not a problem. (CHUCKLES) 506 00:27:52,450 --> 00:27:54,120 Oh, God, I got to go. 507 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:55,700 Um. I'll see if I can make it. 508 00:27:57,250 --> 00:27:59,700 Bye. Bye-bye. 509 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:02,750 ♪ Spend their moneys on rings and everybody's a thief 510 00:28:05,750 --> 00:28:07,660 What do you think about Captain Ron? 511 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:11,080 I mean, uh, I would be 512 00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:13,620 certainly willing to find someone else if you're not comfortable with him. 513 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,250 I think it's important that you're... 514 00:28:15,250 --> 00:28:17,120 No, I think he's fine. I think he's fine. 515 00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,870 I mean, he seems to know what he's doing. He was in the Navy. 516 00:28:19,870 --> 00:28:22,080 Yeah, yeah. All right. 517 00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:23,250 What about the eye thing though? 518 00:28:23,250 --> 00:28:24,950 Oh, honey. 519 00:28:24,950 --> 00:28:28,450 I would never fire anybody because they were physically challenged. 520 00:28:28,450 --> 00:28:31,500 No. Frankly, I admire him. 521 00:28:31,500 --> 00:28:34,000 I mean, really, when you think about the way he parked that boat, 522 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,200 it was unbelievable. 523 00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:36,790 I mean, especially for somebody 524 00:28:36,790 --> 00:28:38,830 with no depth perception as we know it. 525 00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:41,950 Oh, yeah, you know, he's... He's good. 526 00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,660 ♪ Take your bundle and go, Caroline 527 00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:47,950 ♪ I said, take your bundle and go, Caroline 528 00:28:50,160 --> 00:28:53,200 ♪ Because I spend me moneys on rings 529 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:55,500 Where is she? She said she'd meet us out front. 530 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:56,120 What time is it? Would you just trust her? 531 00:29:02,910 --> 00:29:04,790 Hi! Hi. How was it? 532 00:29:04,790 --> 00:29:06,790 Oh, it was very cool. I got rain forests and shells. 533 00:29:06,790 --> 00:29:08,620 Let's see. 534 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:10,580 See, I told you. Did I not tell you? I know, it was fun. 535 00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,620 Hello! (HONKING) 536 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:16,830 Hi! 537 00:29:18,250 --> 00:29:19,000 (CHUCKLES) Hi. 538 00:29:20,540 --> 00:29:21,290 (MARTIN LAUGHS) 539 00:29:22,870 --> 00:29:25,330 Now, you see? That's very friendly. 540 00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,450 That's not what you get at home. 541 00:29:27,450 --> 00:29:30,200 ♪ Tell me where you been last night, Caroline ♪ 542 00:29:38,450 --> 00:29:40,000 MARTIN: I've done a lot of research, 543 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,660 and I've plotted out our course for the whole trip. 544 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:43,660 I know this is old stuff to you, 545 00:29:43,660 --> 00:29:46,290 having been a helmsman on an aircraft carrier. 546 00:29:46,290 --> 00:29:50,160 Oh, I just steered the Sara, boss. Don't really navigate. 547 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:51,540 Hey, swab, you wanna get me another brewski? 548 00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:54,200 Sure. Hi, Mom. 549 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:56,040 What I mean is, you know these waters pretty well, right? 550 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,700 Oh, yeah, yeah, no problem there. 551 00:29:58,700 --> 00:30:00,580 Besides, if we get lost, 552 00:30:00,580 --> 00:30:01,540 we just gotta pull in somewheres and ask directions. 553 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,910 You know, Martin, 554 00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:08,410 I've never heard of most of these places you have us stopping. 555 00:30:08,410 --> 00:30:11,410 Kate, that's the point of the whole trip! This is an adventure. 556 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,000 Who wants to stay in a place like this every night? 557 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,870 See, and we can visit... 558 00:30:14,870 --> 00:30:19,040 We can visit sponge fishermen there and an old monastery here, 559 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,540 fabulous rock formations, an old Spanish fort. 560 00:30:22,540 --> 00:30:25,200 And then, if we stay on course and on schedule, 561 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:27,200 we'll be there for Carnival. 562 00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,000 Where? (CHUCKLING) 563 00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:29,910 There. San Juan. 564 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,290 Now, that sounds like fun to me. 565 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,290 Carnival. MARTIN: Yeah. 566 00:30:35,290 --> 00:30:37,200 Where is that again exactly, boss? 567 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:38,370 Ah, San Juan. 568 00:30:38,370 --> 00:30:41,330 Yeah. Yeah. 569 00:30:41,330 --> 00:30:45,250 Well, there it is. I'll just leave this with you, Captain Ron. 570 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:48,790 Yeah. That's good, boss. I'll give her a good study tonight. 571 00:30:48,790 --> 00:30:50,700 MARTIN: So, I thought maybe we'd go below. KATHERINE: All of us? 572 00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,750 MARTIN: No, just you and me. 573 00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,120 KATHERINE: Oh. You and me, huh? 574 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:58,040 MARTIN: Kids? 575 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,700 I think Mom and I are gonna turn in. BEN: It's only 8:30. 576 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:04,250 Well, dawn comes early on a boat. Right, Cap? 577 00:31:04,250 --> 00:31:08,620 Yeah. Right about that, boss! Happens every morning just about sunup. 578 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,540 But, you guys can certainly stay up on deck for a while if you want. 579 00:31:10,540 --> 00:31:12,790 Maybe play a game or something. 580 00:31:12,790 --> 00:31:14,370 Hey, now, there's a hell of an idea. 581 00:31:14,370 --> 00:31:16,000 How about a little dollar poker? 582 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,290 Oh, Captain Ron, I think we'll just stick to Monopoly. 583 00:31:19,700 --> 00:31:21,910 It's just... You know. No, I gotcha. 584 00:31:21,910 --> 00:31:22,790 Come on, swab. 585 00:31:30,290 --> 00:31:31,500 (HUMMING) 586 00:31:35,870 --> 00:31:36,910 So, what do you think, baby? 587 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:39,580 First night in the boat, 588 00:31:41,620 --> 00:31:44,120 waves lapping against the hull. 589 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:48,620 You, me, in our own floating palace. 590 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:51,000 Skipper, the palace walls are kind of thin. 591 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:52,410 We're not alone. 592 00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:53,950 Aha! Thought about that. 593 00:31:53,950 --> 00:31:55,330 Look at this. The shower... 594 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,910 And a little camouflage noise. 595 00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:00,700 (SHOWER RUNNING) 596 00:32:00,700 --> 00:32:01,500 (CHUCKLES) 597 00:32:02,910 --> 00:32:03,950 (MARTIN LAUGHING) 598 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,040 KATHERINE: What are you doing? 599 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:08,160 MARTIN: What? 600 00:32:08,160 --> 00:32:09,450 (HUMMING) 601 00:32:14,870 --> 00:32:16,660 What's with you? 602 00:32:16,660 --> 00:32:18,500 Party at the Dutch consulate. Nice map. 603 00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,000 Nice dress. 604 00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,330 If anyone asks, I went for a walk. 605 00:32:22,330 --> 00:32:23,200 Okay? Mmm-hmm. 606 00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:24,120 Hey! 607 00:32:26,870 --> 00:32:28,160 (EXHALES) 608 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,330 Expensive night. 609 00:32:38,830 --> 00:32:41,660 Well, now that you got a little coin in your jeans, swab, 610 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:43,500 I say we make the game interesting, huh? 611 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:46,500 Well, okay. 612 00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:50,200 Ah, let's say 10 cents equals $100. 613 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,040 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 614 00:32:52,370 --> 00:32:54,000 Mr. Big Stakes. 615 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,450 What's that sound? 616 00:32:55,450 --> 00:32:57,790 Water pump. Oh. 617 00:32:57,790 --> 00:32:59,540 Hey, get your hands off that. 618 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,580 I was just moving it. I wasn't gonna drink it. 619 00:33:01,580 --> 00:33:02,870 You bet your little bootie you wasn't. 620 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:06,500 You want a beer, you get your own beer. 621 00:33:10,830 --> 00:33:14,000 Mmm. Honey, wait. 622 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,000 Let me adjust the shower a tiny little bit. 623 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:19,250 (MOANING) 624 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:23,080 What's that? (LAUGHING) 625 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:24,250 A threesome! A mop! 626 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,540 Don't go nowhere. 627 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:28,200 Where am I gonna go? 628 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:31,200 MARTIN: Lucy, I'm home! 629 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:33,410 KATHERINE: Hello. 630 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:35,950 It suddenly got crowded again. 631 00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:38,080 MARTIN: It's a little cramped in here. Oh, oh, wait. 632 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:40,080 I dropped the wash cloth. I got it. 633 00:33:40,080 --> 00:33:41,370 Just wait a second. Ouch! Ow! 634 00:33:43,450 --> 00:33:45,540 I gotta open the door. I gotta... 635 00:33:45,540 --> 00:33:47,790 Hold on. Wait a second. 636 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:49,080 Stuck? It's stuck. 637 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:50,410 Hello. 638 00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:53,910 Don't let it go down the drain! 639 00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:55,120 Oh, it went down the drain. 640 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,790 (BLOWS) 641 00:34:01,950 --> 00:34:03,080 All right! BandO Railroad. 642 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:05,410 That's a buck-twenty-five. 643 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:11,910 MARTIN: You just have to turn off the water, honey. 644 00:34:11,910 --> 00:34:12,790 KATHERINE: I'm trying to turn off the water. 645 00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:15,160 This is a piece of junk! 646 00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:19,120 Try to turn it the other way. Okay. 647 00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,950 Oh, shoot. What? Did you drop it? 648 00:34:25,410 --> 00:34:28,120 (LAUGHS) Three houses, that's 375. That's 37 cents. 649 00:34:29,790 --> 00:34:32,290 Well, that's half the money I have left. 650 00:34:32,290 --> 00:34:33,620 Eh, shit happens. Cough it up. 651 00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:36,120 (WATER PUMP RUNNING) 652 00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:42,500 Oh, man. We're gonna run out of water. 653 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:43,660 Hang on a second. 654 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,000 Oh, by the way. You owe me $2.50 for the beer. 655 00:34:56,250 --> 00:34:57,330 MARTIN: Just calm down. KATHERINE: I got it. 656 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:00,200 Oh, God. 657 00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,950 Please don't let my children find me 658 00:35:04,950 --> 00:35:06,700 drowned and naked in a shower! 659 00:35:07,660 --> 00:35:10,160 (PUMP STOPS) 660 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:11,160 There. See? We're fine. We're fine. Oh, honey. 661 00:35:14,370 --> 00:35:15,500 CAPTAIN RON: Uh, boss? 662 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:18,830 Yes, Captain Ron? 663 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:24,000 Uh, shouldn't take long showers. Eats up the fresh water. 664 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,080 Thank you for pointing that out. 665 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:33,200 Hey, boss? 666 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:33,870 MARTIN: Yes, Captain Ron? 667 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:38,370 You know you got a mop handle wedged up against the door here? 668 00:35:40,370 --> 00:35:42,200 Yes, I'm... I'm well aware of that. 669 00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,370 Thank you. (WHISPERS) I wasn't. 670 00:35:44,370 --> 00:35:45,750 Here, boss, I'll just take... 671 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:46,540 No, no! (SCREAMING) 672 00:35:50,540 --> 00:35:51,500 Oh! 673 00:35:53,700 --> 00:35:55,500 Sorry, boss, I, uh... 674 00:35:55,500 --> 00:35:56,200 No, that's fine. 675 00:35:57,450 --> 00:35:58,330 (SIGHS) 676 00:36:03,540 --> 00:36:05,500 Oh, I think everything's under control now, Captain Ron. 677 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:08,040 Yeah. I'll give you a hand cleaning up here. 678 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,750 KATHERINE: No, that's okay. That'll be fine. Thank you. 679 00:36:09,750 --> 00:36:11,830 We're good. It's a lot of water. 680 00:36:11,830 --> 00:36:13,950 Well, it's a boat. It'll soak in. 681 00:36:16,250 --> 00:36:17,620 Well, I'll see you in the morning. 682 00:36:17,620 --> 00:36:18,370 Yes. 683 00:36:19,950 --> 00:36:21,660 Hey, you want me to close the door here, boss? 684 00:36:21,660 --> 00:36:23,410 Yes! That would be nice. Thanks. 685 00:36:25,120 --> 00:36:27,080 (DOOR CLOSES) KATHERINE: Oh, God. 686 00:36:28,330 --> 00:36:29,080 CAPTAIN RON: Hey! Whoa! 687 00:36:33,950 --> 00:36:34,790 Hey. 688 00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:39,700 You wouldn't be trying to cheat Captain Ron, now, would you, swab? 689 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,750 No, honest. Uh, what happened? 690 00:36:46,410 --> 00:36:48,160 Nothing. (CLEARS THROAT) 691 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:49,250 Playing hide the salami in the shower. 692 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,370 (GAGS) 693 00:36:50,370 --> 00:36:51,450 Oh, come on, man! 694 00:36:58,700 --> 00:37:02,500 MARTIN: Trip log, day five. At sea. 695 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:05,250 So far, our adventure has consisted of chipping, sanding, 696 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,660 painting and polishing. 697 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:11,290 But I am happy to report the boat is starting to look a lot better. 698 00:37:11,290 --> 00:37:13,580 You know, all you have to do to make this look really great 699 00:37:13,580 --> 00:37:15,160 is just clean up this wood. 700 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:16,410 (SCOFFS) Mom, it's all wood. 701 00:37:18,950 --> 00:37:20,120 MARTIN: However, I do have concerns... Ow! 702 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:22,080 ...about certain other aspects of the voyage. 703 00:37:23,500 --> 00:37:24,750 (FLY BUZZING) 704 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:35,790 (GRUNTS) 705 00:37:36,910 --> 00:37:38,160 Whoa! (OBJECTS CLATTERING) 706 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,620 (BLOWS) 707 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:48,330 (BUZZING) 708 00:37:48,330 --> 00:37:49,120 (CHUCKLES) 709 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:52,620 BEN: Aw, man! 710 00:37:52,620 --> 00:37:53,830 (GRUNTING) 711 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,160 Dad, sander doesn't work. 712 00:37:58,160 --> 00:37:59,370 Here, I'll fix you up. 713 00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:11,750 (INDISTINCT) 714 00:38:14,830 --> 00:38:15,870 Oh, Captain Ron? 715 00:38:22,950 --> 00:38:23,870 (SCREAMS) 716 00:38:26,370 --> 00:38:27,540 Yeah, boss? 717 00:38:32,410 --> 00:38:34,410 (ENGINE STOPS) 718 00:38:34,410 --> 00:38:35,950 CAPTAIN RON: Man overboard! 719 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:36,910 What now? 720 00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:39,700 MARTIN: Could someone throw me a line? 721 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:41,160 Honey, are you okay? 722 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,250 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm... I'm fine. 723 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:47,370 Hang on, hang on. Don't worry, Kitty, this could happen to anybody. 724 00:38:47,370 --> 00:38:48,750 Hang on, boss. (MARTIN GRUNTS) 725 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:53,410 Always stand clear of the ladder, boss. 726 00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,410 MARTIN: Concern is increasing about our captain. 727 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:04,620 He lost our ladder. 728 00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:07,700 Doesn't navigate. 729 00:39:09,290 --> 00:39:12,540 And, in my opinion, steers badly. 730 00:39:21,910 --> 00:39:23,120 CAPTAIN RON: Jib. ALL: Jib. 731 00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,750 CAPTAIN RON: Staysail. ALL: Staysail. 732 00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,120 CAPTAIN RON: Mainsail. ALL: Mainsail. 733 00:39:26,120 --> 00:39:28,040 Mizzenmast. ALL: Mizzenmast. 734 00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:29,790 Mizzen boom. ALL: Mizzen boom. 735 00:39:29,790 --> 00:39:32,250 Mizzen halyard winch. ALL: Mizzen halyard winch. 736 00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:33,950 What is this all of a sudden, Full Metal Jacket? 737 00:39:33,950 --> 00:39:35,450 Honey, you gotta learn the basics. 738 00:39:35,450 --> 00:39:37,410 And you got to be prepared. That's right. 739 00:39:37,410 --> 00:39:38,950 I'm not talking Boy Scout prepared. 740 00:39:38,950 --> 00:39:39,910 I mean big-time prepared. 741 00:39:41,950 --> 00:39:44,040 Well, prepared for any kind of normal accident. 742 00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,450 This is the Caribbean, guys. 743 00:39:45,450 --> 00:39:46,750 El Caribe. The Spanish Main. 744 00:39:49,450 --> 00:39:52,410 This is the land of voodoo and hoodoo and all kind of weird shit. 745 00:39:53,500 --> 00:39:56,120 Whoa! So cool. 746 00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,950 Yeah, I think all we really have to say, Captain Ron, 747 00:39:58,950 --> 00:40:01,580 is that it's important to know the fundamentals 748 00:40:01,580 --> 00:40:03,540 and they're not that hard, right? 749 00:40:03,540 --> 00:40:05,830 Right. Right, any dope can learn this stuff. 750 00:40:05,830 --> 00:40:07,950 Now, boss. This rigging, standing or running? 751 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:13,120 (MIMICS BUZZER SOUND) Kitty? 752 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,830 Red running, blue standing. Standing. 753 00:40:14,830 --> 00:40:17,120 (CLICKS TONGUE) You got it! 754 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,250 (LAUGHING) I got it! I got it, I got it. 755 00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:20,500 Come here. Head of the class. 756 00:40:22,830 --> 00:40:24,330 What is it? All right. Helm! 757 00:40:24,330 --> 00:40:26,000 The big one up top? Mainsail! 758 00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,330 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 759 00:40:28,330 --> 00:40:29,830 ♪ Well, all right We're jammin' 760 00:40:33,870 --> 00:40:36,870 Okay, now remember, 761 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:39,660 when we get the sails up, you can't go dead into the wind. 762 00:40:39,660 --> 00:40:41,370 You gotta take her off a little, right? Right. 763 00:40:41,370 --> 00:40:43,450 A little this way. A little that way. 764 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:46,160 Uh-huh. 765 00:40:46,160 --> 00:40:48,000 CAPTAIN RON: A ship's like a woman, responds to touch. 766 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:49,660 Power of the wind in the sails. 767 00:40:52,410 --> 00:40:54,660 (CHUCKLING) Oh, man. Can you feel that? 768 00:40:55,830 --> 00:40:58,200 Just gotta get your sea legs. 769 00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:00,290 Now this way. Try it a little that way. KATHERINE: Yeah. 770 00:41:00,290 --> 00:41:01,540 ♪ We're jammin' 771 00:41:04,410 --> 00:41:06,660 ♪ To think that jammin' was a thing of the past 772 00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:09,500 ♪ We're jammin' ♪ 773 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,040 Caroline, stop whining. 774 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,830 I'm not whining. I'm complaining. 775 00:41:15,830 --> 00:41:18,660 You guys said the Caribbean! 776 00:41:18,660 --> 00:41:21,370 I mean, St. Barths with Mick and Cher, some kind of Club Med thing, 777 00:41:21,370 --> 00:41:23,200 not scrubbing decks on the S.S. Minnow. 778 00:41:24,450 --> 00:41:25,500 (EXHALES) Honey, really. 779 00:41:26,870 --> 00:41:27,830 (GROANS) 780 00:41:30,830 --> 00:41:32,000 CAROLINE: I'm not kidding, Mom. 781 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:33,870 Being a galley slave holds no appeal to me. 782 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:37,370 Caroline. 783 00:41:37,370 --> 00:41:40,080 Why can't we take a Princess Cruise if we want to be out on the ocean? 784 00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:42,700 MARTIN: Captain Ron? 785 00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:46,120 May I have the camera, please? 786 00:41:47,870 --> 00:41:49,660 Yeah, sure, boss. 787 00:41:49,660 --> 00:41:52,000 Here, uh, I just, you know, I saw it down below 788 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,040 and thought I'd take a look. I didn't use any film though. 789 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,910 Is that right? 790 00:41:55,910 --> 00:41:58,540 Let me tell you something. This is not a toy. 791 00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,910 Okay? 792 00:42:00,910 --> 00:42:03,080 It's a highly complex piece of equipment. 793 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:05,910 I can see that, boss. I mean, there's all kind of buttons there. 794 00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:08,250 It came with a 64-page instruction book. 795 00:42:08,250 --> 00:42:09,700 (EXHALES) Back in a second. 796 00:42:09,700 --> 00:42:11,370 I've read the entire thing. Have you? 797 00:42:11,370 --> 00:42:12,910 I don't think so. 798 00:42:12,910 --> 00:42:15,700 (CLEARS THROAT) Excuse me. Captain Ron, I was wondering. 799 00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:17,750 Are we gonna be going to any more, like, human-type places? 800 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:20,790 Well, you heard of Saint Croix? 801 00:42:21,660 --> 00:42:23,450 (CHUCKLING) Yeah! 802 00:42:23,450 --> 00:42:25,120 We're going to the island just to the left of it. 803 00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,500 What's it called? Ted's! 804 00:42:28,450 --> 00:42:29,450 Ted's? 805 00:42:31,330 --> 00:42:34,580 It happens to have great historical significance. 806 00:42:34,580 --> 00:42:36,790 Oh, yeah? Probably a sponge fishermen's convention there. 807 00:42:36,790 --> 00:42:38,790 Or something more on rocks. Like we haven't seen enough rocks! 808 00:42:38,790 --> 00:42:40,080 She's really a great girl, boss. 809 00:42:41,910 --> 00:42:43,000 Oh, God, no. 810 00:42:46,120 --> 00:42:47,620 Yep, I think you might've broke this, boss. 811 00:42:48,790 --> 00:42:49,790 I did? 812 00:42:52,450 --> 00:42:53,750 Hey, swab, get me another brewski! 813 00:42:58,370 --> 00:43:00,580 MARTIN: Day ten. 814 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:03,330 Sailing lessons continue about as well as can be expected 815 00:43:03,330 --> 00:43:05,500 under Captain Moron's direction. 816 00:43:05,500 --> 00:43:07,870 (SCREAMING) 817 00:43:07,870 --> 00:43:09,870 KATHERINE: Martin, are you okay? 818 00:43:09,870 --> 00:43:11,830 CAPTAIN RON: Don't worry, Kitty, it could happen to anyone. 819 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:16,500 (GRUNTS) 820 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,000 (SIGHS) 821 00:43:27,250 --> 00:43:28,540 Hey, swab. 822 00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:29,620 Come here. 823 00:43:37,660 --> 00:43:40,250 All right. Now, when you get down there, 824 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:44,000 grab it, yank on the line twice, and I'll pull you... 825 00:43:46,410 --> 00:43:48,290 Ah, never mind, swab. 826 00:43:48,290 --> 00:43:50,700 Listen, you go on with the boss and I'll take care of it. 827 00:43:54,830 --> 00:43:56,950 MARTIN: I have to say, guys. 828 00:43:56,950 --> 00:44:00,160 I think this is gonna be one of the high points of the trip. I really do. 829 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,580 CAROLINE: High points? This place doesn't even have a dock! 830 00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:05,200 Yes, but it does have one of the best examples 831 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,200 of Spanish fortifications in the entire West Indies. 832 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,540 The cannons, the walls, they're all still here, everybody. 833 00:44:11,540 --> 00:44:14,750 CAPTAIN RON: Hey, give me a double bongo bacon burger and a bongo dog, huh? 834 00:44:14,750 --> 00:44:17,950 CAROLINE: Chips, double BB with bacon and a bongo dog. 835 00:44:17,950 --> 00:44:20,370 KATHERINE: Honey, I don't get it. Why are you so upset? 836 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:22,580 The man took us to the wrong freaking island. 837 00:44:22,580 --> 00:44:24,540 Martin. 838 00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:27,700 Oh, I mean, come on. Everybody makes mistakes. 839 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:30,750 He's human. Oh, yeah? Prove it. 840 00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:33,700 Hey, kids, what do you say we make the best of this and explore the island? 841 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:37,330 Dad, I just ordered my chili fries. 842 00:44:37,330 --> 00:44:39,370 How much for the hat? Three bucks. 843 00:44:39,370 --> 00:44:43,120 All right, looky there. See? Everything's fine. 844 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:46,750 Honey, the kids are happy. Captain Ron's taking us out to lunch to make up for it. 845 00:44:46,750 --> 00:44:48,250 Let's just get something to eat, okay? 846 00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:50,410 Katherine, Katherine, 847 00:44:50,410 --> 00:44:53,870 I have worked very, very hard to plan a spontaneous adventure, 848 00:44:53,870 --> 00:44:55,910 and Captain Contagious over there is screwing it up. 849 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:00,120 Throw some music on that jukebox, huh? 850 00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:00,910 Hey, boss! 851 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:05,250 If you're going back, stay on the path. 852 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:06,290 You know, there's guerrillas in these woods. 853 00:45:06,290 --> 00:45:08,450 Gorillas? Too cool. 854 00:45:08,450 --> 00:45:11,620 (STAMMERS) Ben, honey, there are no gorillas, not here. 855 00:45:11,620 --> 00:45:12,620 CAPTAIN RON: Oh, yeah, there is, boss. 856 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:14,330 Sorry, Captain Ron, 857 00:45:14,330 --> 00:45:17,040 gorillas are native to equatorial Africa. 858 00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:19,410 Okay? No gorillas. Not here. No way. 859 00:45:21,750 --> 00:45:25,790 Honey, honey, stay on the path, okay? 860 00:45:25,790 --> 00:45:29,620 (GROANS) Now he's got her buying it. Unbelievable. 861 00:45:29,620 --> 00:45:31,540 I think he's got an attitude problem about you. 862 00:45:31,540 --> 00:45:33,040 Who, the boss? 863 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,410 Nah! We're like this. 864 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:38,450 Well, I don't know. Some people do get jealous of me. 865 00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:39,950 There's the Navy thing. 866 00:45:39,950 --> 00:45:40,830 (MAMBO MUSIC PLAYING) 867 00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,790 Hey. Mambo. 868 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,870 (LAUGHS) 869 00:45:49,870 --> 00:45:51,500 How about it, babe? 870 00:45:51,500 --> 00:45:54,580 Forget it. I can't dance to this junk. Nobody can. 871 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:56,160 No? 872 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:57,160 Check this out. 873 00:46:01,660 --> 00:46:03,830 Come on, Kitty. You know how to move to this. 874 00:46:03,830 --> 00:46:06,290 Oh, I can't dance in these rubber boat shoes. 875 00:46:06,290 --> 00:46:07,290 Well, kick 'em off! 876 00:46:09,330 --> 00:46:13,450 "Stay on the path, boss. There's gorillas in the woods." 877 00:46:13,450 --> 00:46:15,410 Like I don't watch National Geographic every week. 878 00:46:15,410 --> 00:46:16,540 (MUMBLING) 879 00:46:20,870 --> 00:46:22,000 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 880 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:33,750 All right, Kitty! Yeah! 881 00:46:33,750 --> 00:46:35,370 Martin and I used to go dancing all the time. 882 00:46:35,370 --> 00:46:36,370 It shows. 883 00:46:46,870 --> 00:46:47,660 (CHUCKLES) 884 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:54,160 If I find a single gorilla anywhere around here, I'll eat it. 885 00:47:02,700 --> 00:47:04,160 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 886 00:47:04,160 --> 00:47:06,000 (HOWLING) 887 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:10,790 (EXHALES) 888 00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:12,080 Gorillas. Right. 889 00:47:19,910 --> 00:47:20,870 Mmm-hmm. 890 00:47:25,450 --> 00:47:28,000 MARTIN: He could've said "revolutionaries," 891 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,540 "freedom fighters." No. 892 00:47:30,580 --> 00:47:32,330 Gorillas. 893 00:47:32,330 --> 00:47:33,950 He did it on purpose. 894 00:47:33,950 --> 00:47:35,700 You can see it in his eyes. 895 00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:37,410 Excuse me, his eye! 896 00:47:37,410 --> 00:47:38,580 Martin, he'll hear you. 897 00:47:40,330 --> 00:47:42,160 Let him hear me. 898 00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,450 You know, he did convince them to let you go. 899 00:47:44,450 --> 00:47:46,750 Oh, I'm sorry. 900 00:47:46,750 --> 00:47:50,410 I forgot. We're dealing with a true humanitarian. 901 00:47:50,410 --> 00:47:52,750 Let me see, there's Terry Waite, Desmond Tutu 902 00:47:52,750 --> 00:47:54,370 and Captain Ron. 903 00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:55,750 Pretty much the big three. 904 00:47:59,410 --> 00:48:01,250 Hey, boss, I just wanted to tell you... 905 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,160 Oh. (CHUCKLES) A little more dry rot here, huh? 906 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:04,950 Ah, don't worry about it. 907 00:48:04,950 --> 00:48:07,290 Listen, I fixed that winch handle you busted the other day, 908 00:48:07,290 --> 00:48:09,950 so try and be a little more careful with it next time, all right? 909 00:48:09,950 --> 00:48:11,950 Hey! What are you holding in your hand? 910 00:48:11,950 --> 00:48:13,250 Winch drum. (CHUCKLES) That's my girl! 911 00:48:15,120 --> 00:48:16,450 (GRUNTS) 912 00:48:16,450 --> 00:48:19,160 Honey, don't start anything. 913 00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,290 I'm just going down to get a bigger screwdriver. That's it. 914 00:48:25,250 --> 00:48:26,700 (SIGHS) What difference does it make? 915 00:48:26,700 --> 00:48:28,620 I'm sick of being the thimble. 916 00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:30,620 Well, I'm the top hat, so you can't be that. 917 00:48:30,620 --> 00:48:32,000 Be the battleship. 918 00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,450 (GROWLING) I'm the battleship. 919 00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:38,660 What's this? Monopoly. 920 00:48:38,660 --> 00:48:40,040 No, this. 921 00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,750 Two .45s and a MAC-10. 922 00:48:41,750 --> 00:48:43,950 It's his total macho trip, Dad. Just ignore it. 923 00:48:43,950 --> 00:48:45,500 Where'd they come from? 924 00:48:45,500 --> 00:48:47,200 Captain Ron traded the guerrillas for 'em. 925 00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:48,870 Yeah, I thought we got to have them, boss, 'cause, you know, 926 00:48:48,870 --> 00:48:50,160 we're getting into pirate waters here pretty quick. 927 00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:50,830 What pirates? 928 00:48:52,620 --> 00:48:55,540 Pirates of the Caribbean. 929 00:48:55,540 --> 00:48:58,660 Been to Disney World one too many times, have we, Captain Ron? 930 00:48:58,660 --> 00:49:00,830 It's true, Dad. They come up on you in high-speed boats. 931 00:49:00,830 --> 00:49:02,700 You know, I don't believe I've ever been to Disney World. 932 00:49:02,700 --> 00:49:04,330 MARTIN: Oh, really? 933 00:49:04,330 --> 00:49:06,000 I've been to Dollywood. You guys are making me lose count! 934 00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,830 CAPTAIN RON: All right, all right, all right. 935 00:49:06,830 --> 00:49:10,160 We are not having guns on this boat. 936 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:12,200 Dad, we got to be able to fight off the pirates. 937 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,450 Yeah, if we don't, you know, they could steal the boat. 938 00:49:14,450 --> 00:49:16,370 There are no pirates of the Caribbean. 939 00:49:18,910 --> 00:49:21,200 I don't know, Dad. That's what you said about the guerrillas. 940 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,200 And I was right. 941 00:49:24,290 --> 00:49:28,700 He said gorilla, not guerrilla. Guer. Go. 942 00:49:28,700 --> 00:49:31,500 Huge difference, kids. Huge difference. 943 00:49:45,830 --> 00:49:47,250 (SPLASHING) 944 00:49:47,250 --> 00:49:48,950 What was that? 945 00:49:48,950 --> 00:49:52,370 Automatic weapons, Katherine. How about that? 946 00:49:52,370 --> 00:49:54,080 Captain Ron thought we ought to have them to hold off, 947 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,370 and get this, pirates. 948 00:49:56,370 --> 00:49:57,620 Pirates? 949 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,000 Yeah. He actually traded... 950 00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:01,830 Hold on. 951 00:50:01,830 --> 00:50:02,580 Captain Ron? 952 00:50:04,160 --> 00:50:05,290 Yeah, boss? 953 00:50:05,290 --> 00:50:06,450 What pirates? 954 00:50:06,450 --> 00:50:07,750 Hold on, baby, please. 955 00:50:07,750 --> 00:50:09,080 What did you trade for those guns? 956 00:50:09,080 --> 00:50:10,700 Well, now, there's the beauty of it. 957 00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:12,790 Nothing, nada. 958 00:50:12,790 --> 00:50:14,750 See, they needed a lift into San Juan, 959 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:16,250 and since we was heading there tomorrow anyway... 960 00:50:16,250 --> 00:50:20,620 Look, this is my boat. Do you understand? Yeah. 961 00:50:20,620 --> 00:50:22,620 We aren't giving anyone a lift, especially a bunch of armed revolutionaries. 962 00:50:23,910 --> 00:50:25,910 Whatever you say, boss. 963 00:50:25,910 --> 00:50:27,450 I'll just give 'em the guns back and the whole thing will be off. 964 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:33,540 Is there a problem? 965 00:50:40,410 --> 00:50:42,790 All right, fellas, come on, Give me a break here, will you? Sit down! 966 00:50:42,790 --> 00:50:44,790 ALL: Yeah, yeah. Jesus! 967 00:50:44,790 --> 00:50:46,580 Stand by to set the mainsail! 968 00:50:46,580 --> 00:50:47,830 Here we go. (MUMBLING) 969 00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:51,120 All right. Set the mainsail! 970 00:50:53,870 --> 00:50:56,950 Hey, babe, don't just stand there watching them do it, 971 00:50:56,950 --> 00:50:59,580 jump up there and guide those lines! Okay, okay. 972 00:50:59,580 --> 00:51:03,580 Careful. Honey, be careful. 973 00:51:03,580 --> 00:51:06,790 CAROLINE: Got it, Mom. MARTIN: Try to control your excitement, Caroline. 974 00:51:06,790 --> 00:51:08,580 I love her show of enthusiasm, don't you? 975 00:51:09,450 --> 00:51:10,410 (MUMBLING) (LAUGHING) 976 00:51:19,450 --> 00:51:21,790 Wait, wait, it's not even hanked on. Hang on, now, wait. 977 00:51:21,790 --> 00:51:24,660 Come here. Come here. All right, keep us on a heading of 2-7-0. 978 00:51:24,660 --> 00:51:26,830 God damn it. Come on, you guys. 979 00:51:26,830 --> 00:51:28,750 You've been through this. Doesn't take three to do this! What? 980 00:51:28,750 --> 00:51:31,250 Babe, get on that winch. Boss, come up here with me. MARTIN: Yeah, okay. 981 00:51:31,250 --> 00:51:31,790 CAPTAIN RON: Ease off on that winch. 982 00:51:32,830 --> 00:51:34,750 Be careful with that. Yeah. 983 00:51:34,750 --> 00:51:37,660 CAPTAIN RON: Let her up, let her up! Yeah, yeah, yeah! 984 00:51:37,660 --> 00:51:41,450 Come on up here, boss. Give me a hand. 985 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:42,830 All right there, bring it down, bring it down. 986 00:51:43,830 --> 00:51:46,450 I'm telling you. 987 00:51:46,450 --> 00:51:48,000 Gotta get these son of a bitches hanked on here. Okay. 988 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:49,700 Not gonna do any good floating out there in the breeze. 989 00:51:49,700 --> 00:51:52,000 Yeah. Oh! I'm sorry. Hold on. 990 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:53,330 No, no. Mom, it goes this way. CAPTAIN RON: We're all set up. Take it up. 991 00:51:55,040 --> 00:51:56,000 CAPTAIN RON: Today, guys! KATHERINE: Sorry, sorry. 992 00:51:59,830 --> 00:52:01,120 Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa! Hey! 993 00:52:03,950 --> 00:52:06,120 Ow, my hand. Come around the other side. 994 00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:08,500 You gotta come around here, boss! Watch what I'm doing here now. 995 00:52:08,500 --> 00:52:09,330 All right, take it up. 996 00:52:15,910 --> 00:52:18,700 All right. Hey! Now, you wanna go below, 997 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:23,500 and cut the engines, kill the fuel lines? Ready? 998 00:52:23,500 --> 00:52:25,540 Yeah. There you go. 999 00:52:28,040 --> 00:52:29,830 (GRUNTING) 1000 00:52:32,330 --> 00:52:34,120 All right, guys. Vamonos al frente. 1001 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,790 Give these guys some room to work. 1002 00:52:35,790 --> 00:52:38,500 Kitty, babe, come on up here and jump on this mizzenmast. 1003 00:52:38,500 --> 00:52:39,160 Atta boy, swab. 1004 00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:41,870 Mmm. 1005 00:53:04,330 --> 00:53:05,540 Sails nice. Yes. 1006 00:53:13,750 --> 00:53:14,620 See what I'm talking about? 1007 00:53:15,250 --> 00:53:16,200 All right, Mom! 1008 00:53:20,040 --> 00:53:22,910 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1009 00:53:22,910 --> 00:53:26,410 MARTIN: Day 17 finds me in the clutches of revolutionaries, 1010 00:53:26,410 --> 00:53:28,330 and my family in the clutches of Captain Ron. 1011 00:53:30,080 --> 00:53:32,120 Next stop, Carnival in San Juan, 1012 00:53:33,290 --> 00:53:34,080 or so we thought. 1013 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:42,290 Look, guys, you gotta believe me. You have not been kidnapped. 1014 00:53:42,290 --> 00:53:44,040 Captain Ron is a jerk. 1015 00:53:44,040 --> 00:53:45,750 He gets lost. 1016 00:53:45,750 --> 00:53:46,750 This is his second time in two days. 1017 00:53:51,290 --> 00:53:52,290 So... (CLEARS THROAT) 1018 00:53:55,540 --> 00:53:57,830 Of course, they don't understand English. I don't speak Spanish. 1019 00:53:57,830 --> 00:54:00,000 So, obviously communications are gonna be a hair thick. 1020 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:17,000 Well, everything's cool, boss. 1021 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:18,160 It's like I told you, you know. 1022 00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:19,500 We get lost, all we gotta do is ask. 1023 00:54:21,330 --> 00:54:24,290 What? Yeah, well, San Juan. 1024 00:54:24,290 --> 00:54:27,040 It's behind us about 20 miles. (CHUCKLES) But, you know, hey, listen. 1025 00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:29,830 The good news is that General Armando hardly blames you at all. 1026 00:54:29,830 --> 00:54:31,540 You know, I explained it to him. 1027 00:54:31,540 --> 00:54:33,540 It's the tides, man. They can either work for you 1028 00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:34,830 or they can work against you. 1029 00:54:34,830 --> 00:54:35,620 Hey! 1030 00:54:38,700 --> 00:54:40,450 I don't think she's waving at you, Captain Ron. 1031 00:54:41,830 --> 00:54:43,330 She's not? I sincerely doubt it. 1032 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:47,700 Hey, Clarice! Babe, who you waving at? 1033 00:54:54,330 --> 00:54:56,580 Yeah, thought so. 1034 00:54:56,580 --> 00:54:58,700 You know, the second I saw Clarice, I knew where we was... 1035 00:54:58,700 --> 00:54:59,700 'Cause, you know, confidentially 1036 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,660 I've had these problems with the tides before. 1037 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:05,200 I'm coming! (CHUCKLES) 1038 00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:10,870 You know, every time I'm up this way, 1039 00:55:10,870 --> 00:55:14,120 she, uh, well, she wants my manhood, you know? 1040 00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,620 It's... It's... 1041 00:55:16,620 --> 00:55:19,200 Hey, have a good time, boss, 'cause I'm gonna. 1042 00:55:27,660 --> 00:55:28,200 Hang on. I'm coming. 1043 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:36,450 (GIRL GIGGLING) CAPTAIN RON: Hey, got you! 1044 00:55:36,450 --> 00:55:39,450 Hey, come here. Put on a pound or two, huh? 1045 00:55:39,450 --> 00:55:41,580 Yeah, but in all the right places. (CHUCKLING) 1046 00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,580 Whoa! (LAUGHING) 1047 00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:52,700 (GIRL GIGGLING) 1048 00:55:58,200 --> 00:56:01,750 No, just rise above it, Marty. 1049 00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:02,370 Besides, you'll probably miss and hit the girl. 1050 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:07,120 Dad! (SCREAMS) Don't sneak up on me like that! 1051 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,120 Dad, it went through the deck! 1052 00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:10,950 Dad, the boat's on fire. (SCREAMS) Dad, the boat's on fire! 1053 00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,790 Mom! 1054 00:56:15,790 --> 00:56:16,750 Mom! 1055 00:56:17,790 --> 00:56:18,620 Help! Oh! 1056 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:21,080 BEN: Mom! 1057 00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:25,660 Dad set the boat on fire! 1058 00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:27,790 The boat's burning up! 1059 00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:30,660 Help, anybody! Help! 1060 00:56:31,950 --> 00:56:32,950 (GRUNTING) 1061 00:56:46,660 --> 00:56:47,950 KATHERINE: Martin, what happened, honey? 1062 00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:53,250 Are you all right? 1063 00:56:55,290 --> 00:56:56,290 What makes you think I'm not all right? 1064 00:56:58,750 --> 00:56:59,500 Still there? 1065 00:57:02,290 --> 00:57:05,160 KATHERINE: Well, I have to say, this was worth getting lost for. 1066 00:57:05,160 --> 00:57:07,120 This is absolutely gorgeous! 1067 00:57:07,660 --> 00:57:09,830 Ah! 1068 00:57:09,830 --> 00:57:12,500 I just wish that you could see it, honey. 1069 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,200 I can see it. I just have these, you know, spots. 1070 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,370 (GRUNTS) (GASPS) Sweetie, ouch! 1071 00:57:18,370 --> 00:57:20,870 Oh! No, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's... 1072 00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:23,700 What about Captain Ron? Can we talk about him? 1073 00:57:23,700 --> 00:57:26,540 I don't see how we can get rid of him. I mean, who's gonna drive the boat? 1074 00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:29,540 I can drive the boat, Kate. You know, I mean, 1075 00:57:29,540 --> 00:57:33,040 the Doctor says that by tomorrow, my retinas will be absolutely fine. 1076 00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,370 Well, I think we should wait until tomorrow. 1077 00:57:35,370 --> 00:57:37,870 We'll be in San Juan, back in civilization. 1078 00:57:37,870 --> 00:57:39,540 We can sit down and figure out what to do, right? 1079 00:57:40,910 --> 00:57:41,750 Tree. Thank you. 1080 00:57:44,410 --> 00:57:46,790 KATHERINE: You know, I have to admit I was against all this, 1081 00:57:46,790 --> 00:57:50,000 but getting those sails up this afternoon was quite a rush! 1082 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:50,910 For all of us! 1083 00:57:52,250 --> 00:57:54,370 And today, I discovered something 1084 00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:56,410 in the cabin. 1085 00:57:58,200 --> 00:57:59,540 I could show it to you if you want. 1086 00:58:03,120 --> 00:58:06,660 GUERILLA: Uh, the American girls are very... 1087 00:58:06,660 --> 00:58:09,080 What's the word? Superficial? 1088 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:11,330 Yeah. God, I really hate that. Mmm-hmm. 1089 00:58:11,330 --> 00:58:13,910 'Cause, like, I'm into different cultures 1090 00:58:13,910 --> 00:58:16,120 and different ways of doing things. 1091 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,750 Like watching Mr. Ed on TV the other day, 1092 00:58:18,750 --> 00:58:21,410 and he's speaking French or something. 1093 00:58:21,410 --> 00:58:24,580 (LAUGHING) It was like, wow! He speaks French! That is so cool. 1094 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,580 All right, General, you're up. 1095 00:58:32,290 --> 00:58:33,080 Aha. 1096 00:58:37,250 --> 00:58:39,540 Aha! 1097 00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:44,290 Boardwalk with three hotels, that's $6,000. 1098 00:58:44,290 --> 00:58:46,910 A penny to the dollar, that's $60 U.S. Diselo. 1099 00:58:47,790 --> 00:58:48,700 (CHUCKLES) 1100 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:53,870 The General says that's all the money he has. 1101 00:58:53,870 --> 00:58:55,700 Tell the General, "Shit happens. Cough it up." 1102 00:58:57,580 --> 00:58:59,660 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1103 00:58:59,660 --> 00:59:01,580 MARTIN: It's not like I hate the guy, you know, honey? 1104 00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,620 I mean, I don't hate anybody. 1105 00:59:03,620 --> 00:59:05,450 I can't wait for you to see this. It's so amazing. 1106 00:59:05,830 --> 00:59:06,660 What? 1107 00:59:08,330 --> 00:59:09,580 Come here. Look here. 1108 00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,290 Mom, can we get some drinks? 1109 00:59:11,290 --> 00:59:12,660 Yes, honey, they're in the... 1110 00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:13,620 Blue cooler. Okay? 1111 00:59:15,790 --> 00:59:18,750 I couldn't... Uh, could you get 'em for us? 1112 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:22,080 Honey, you're a big boy. You can get 'em. Mommy and Daddy are busy. Okay? 1113 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:22,950 I found this while i was strip... 1114 00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:27,790 Stripping these cabinets down here. Look here. 1115 00:59:30,120 --> 00:59:32,080 Here. Isn't that amazing? 1116 00:59:33,500 --> 00:59:35,950 Oh, that is... That's great. 1117 00:59:35,950 --> 00:59:38,580 Honey. Oh, your poor eyes. Come here. 1118 00:59:39,790 --> 00:59:40,750 Here, feel. 1119 00:59:41,910 --> 00:59:43,790 "C. G. 1120 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:49,120 "plus C.L." Yeah. 1121 00:59:50,330 --> 00:59:51,660 C... Can you believe it? 1122 00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:53,410 C... 1123 00:59:53,410 --> 00:59:56,160 Didn't your uncle buy this boat from the Clark Gable estate? 1124 00:59:56,160 --> 00:59:59,500 Yeah. Well, it's Clark Gable plus Carol Lombard. 1125 00:59:59,500 --> 01:00:02,950 That is great! Great! Honey, think about it. 1126 01:00:02,950 --> 01:00:06,330 Gable and Lombard in this bed! 1127 01:00:06,330 --> 01:00:09,040 Oh, honey, with those cute little cherub guys up there and everything. 1128 01:00:09,040 --> 01:00:13,040 Isn't it just so amazing? And the ocean outside. 1129 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:15,830 It's like the most romantic thing I've ever imagined. 1130 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,250 Well, once we get to San Juan, no more Captain Ron, right? 1131 01:00:22,250 --> 01:00:23,290 Whatever you say, honey. 1132 01:00:27,250 --> 01:00:28,660 Hey, who's rocking the boat down there? 1133 01:00:29,870 --> 01:00:32,370 God! (LAUGHS) 1134 01:00:32,370 --> 01:00:34,200 (ROOSTER CROWING) MARTIN: It's the dawn of a new day! 1135 01:00:35,540 --> 01:00:37,830 Charged by the best sex that we've had 1136 01:00:37,830 --> 01:00:40,330 in, I would say, at least three years anyway, 1137 01:00:40,330 --> 01:00:44,540 if you don't count that one time in the car, 1138 01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:46,370 and the knowledge that Captain Ron is about to leave our lives forever, 1139 01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:49,540 I feel great! 1140 01:00:50,790 --> 01:00:52,080 Ah! Yes. 1141 01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:59,540 ♪ I am a man A seagoing man 1142 01:00:59,540 --> 01:01:01,080 ♪ And I've got a big, big, big, big... ♪ 1143 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,370 Honey, let's not forget we have guests on the boat, 1144 01:01:07,370 --> 01:01:07,750 if you know what I mean. 1145 01:01:10,290 --> 01:01:12,330 Hi, how's it going? Hi! Buenos dias. 1146 01:01:12,330 --> 01:01:13,080 Hi there. Good seeing you. 1147 01:01:16,290 --> 01:01:17,250 (GREETING IN SPANISH) 1148 01:01:19,790 --> 01:01:22,790 And como estas? 1149 01:01:22,790 --> 01:01:24,700 How you doing, guys? Good to see you. Right over there. 1150 01:01:25,750 --> 01:01:26,580 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1151 01:01:32,700 --> 01:01:33,700 Good morning, boss! 1152 01:01:36,080 --> 01:01:38,410 You know, I, uh, spent the night ashore 1153 01:01:38,410 --> 01:01:40,830 'cause I figured the boat might be a little crowded. 1154 01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:44,540 Oh, that's mighty nice of you! 1155 01:01:44,540 --> 01:01:46,410 Let me ask you something. How long is it gonna take us to get to San Juan? 1156 01:01:46,410 --> 01:01:49,160 About four or five hours, tops. 1157 01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,790 And you're sure you know the way? Oh, yeah, no problem there. 1158 01:01:51,790 --> 01:01:53,950 Any fool could find it. Well, let's hope so, huh? (CHUCKLES) 1159 01:02:00,620 --> 01:02:01,660 Ah, don't worry, boss. 1160 01:02:03,950 --> 01:02:07,080 It's just a little squall. They come on you fast, 1161 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,620 and they leave you fast. 1162 01:02:09,620 --> 01:02:12,500 KATHERINE: Okay, we have enough life preservers... Whoa! Whoa! 1163 01:02:12,500 --> 01:02:16,120 For each and every person, so don't panic. Whoa! Whoa! 1164 01:02:16,120 --> 01:02:18,120 Make sure they're fastened properly. 1165 01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,660 All right. Here's an example. This tie model. 1166 01:02:20,790 --> 01:02:23,660 They highly recommend a bow. 1167 01:02:23,660 --> 01:02:24,750 No hard knot, honey. You'll never get that undone. 1168 01:02:26,750 --> 01:02:29,950 Listen, everybody. Now, nobody should worry about this. 1169 01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:32,000 It's just a little squall. 1170 01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,950 You know, they come on you fast and they leave fast. 1171 01:02:34,950 --> 01:02:35,790 (GENERAL ARMANDO SHOUTING IN SPANISH) 1172 01:02:44,870 --> 01:02:47,500 Blub-blub-blub. Oh, no, no, no! 1173 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:51,000 No, no, no blub-blub-blub. No hundir. No hundir. 1174 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:52,700 We're not going to sink! 1175 01:02:52,700 --> 01:02:53,950 (GRUNTS) 1176 01:02:57,040 --> 01:02:58,330 You folks don't wanna be down here if she starts to break up. 1177 01:03:05,450 --> 01:03:07,620 Mom, my glasses broke and the lens fell out. 1178 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:12,790 Honey, don't worry about your glasses. Just stay down there 1179 01:03:12,790 --> 01:03:15,160 and hold on tight, okay? 1180 01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:17,370 Honey, hold on! 1181 01:03:17,370 --> 01:03:20,830 There's no need to panic. We know where we are. 1182 01:03:20,830 --> 01:03:23,660 We've got our compass and we've got our chart. 1183 01:03:23,660 --> 01:03:25,700 You're right about that, boss. I've got it right here. 1184 01:03:29,830 --> 01:03:31,410 (YELLING) Hang on. 1185 01:03:33,500 --> 01:03:36,540 Hang on. It's okay. It's okay. 1186 01:03:36,540 --> 01:03:37,330 We still have our compass. 1187 01:03:39,870 --> 01:03:42,040 The only instrument that Columbus had to get him to the new world 1188 01:03:43,750 --> 01:03:45,450 was his trusty compass. (SCREAMS) 1189 01:03:45,450 --> 01:03:46,370 Oh, don't lose that! 1190 01:03:48,910 --> 01:03:51,660 Hang on a second. Go ahead! Go ahead! 1191 01:03:51,660 --> 01:03:54,450 Grab onto that line! All right, everybody, listen to me. 1192 01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:56,750 Listen to me! Yes. 1193 01:03:56,750 --> 01:03:59,200 The boss is right. We should be okay, 1194 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:03,540 'cause I know we're near land. 1195 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:05,830 Great, Captain, great! Do you hear that? 1196 01:04:05,830 --> 01:04:08,250 We're almost there! 1197 01:04:08,250 --> 01:04:10,950 Explain to the kids how you know that, Captain Ron. All right. 1198 01:04:10,950 --> 01:04:13,290 Someone translate for General Armando. Si, yo. 1199 01:04:13,290 --> 01:04:15,200 (BOTH SPEAKING SPANISH) 1200 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:18,700 All right. Now stay with me. Yeah, yeah. 1201 01:04:20,290 --> 01:04:22,540 When we left, (GUERILLA TRANSLATING) 1202 01:04:22,540 --> 01:04:27,250 we had just enough fuel to make it to San Juan, 1203 01:04:27,250 --> 01:04:31,250 and we are out of fuel! 1204 01:04:31,250 --> 01:04:34,200 (GUERILLA CONTINUES) 1205 01:04:34,200 --> 01:04:35,000 (QUESTIONS IN SPANISH) 1206 01:04:38,870 --> 01:04:41,450 (SCREAMING) 1207 01:04:41,450 --> 01:04:44,370 Oh man, he's gone stark crazy. I've seen this before. 1208 01:04:44,370 --> 01:04:46,830 Somebody grab his tongue. 1209 01:04:46,830 --> 01:04:48,580 Shove a stick in his mouth. Anything! (MUMBLING) 1210 01:04:52,080 --> 01:04:53,080 I see something! 1211 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:56,290 Lights! 1212 01:04:58,250 --> 01:05:01,120 (LAUGHING AND SHOUTING IN SPANISH) 1213 01:05:01,120 --> 01:05:03,250 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 1214 01:05:03,250 --> 01:05:04,910 Oh look! Look, it's land! 1215 01:05:10,290 --> 01:05:12,580 Honey, look! Look! 1216 01:05:17,500 --> 01:05:22,580 MARTIN: Day 20. Survived storm at sea. 1217 01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:24,870 Captain Ron is proving to be more cunning than originally suspected. 1218 01:05:27,660 --> 01:05:28,660 (LATIN MUSIC PLAYING) 1219 01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:43,290 Honey, I just don't think we can fire him now, 1220 01:05:43,290 --> 01:05:45,450 because he got us through the storm. 1221 01:05:45,450 --> 01:05:47,620 Katherine, he almost got us killed in that storm! 1222 01:05:50,160 --> 01:05:52,830 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to yell at you. I really... It's just that... 1223 01:05:52,830 --> 01:05:56,700 See, you don't totally understand, I don't think. He's eating my brain! 1224 01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:59,250 Okay? He's taking over our lives. 1225 01:05:59,250 --> 01:06:02,700 Honey, you're exaggerating. You really are. 1226 01:06:02,700 --> 01:06:05,080 Hey, look who I found dancing with all the pretty girls. 1227 01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:08,500 Ah, Dad, this is great. Ben, you don't have to wear those glasses. 1228 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:12,200 I really don't mind. Honey, you know what? Let's not wear 'em. Okay? 1229 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,870 No, Mom, I'm fine. Yeah, yeah. Kitty's right, swab. 1230 01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,870 You know, in major ports, I go without the patch myself 1231 01:06:16,870 --> 01:06:19,200 on account it puts some people off. 1232 01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:21,200 I don't like to draw attention to myself, so I lose it. 1233 01:06:25,870 --> 01:06:29,620 You know, I got news for you, Ron. If I had a hand mirror 1234 01:06:29,620 --> 01:06:32,950 right now, and you could get a load of... Caroline, come over here. 1235 01:06:32,950 --> 01:06:36,370 Whoa! That was so cool! 1236 01:06:36,370 --> 01:06:38,910 Great! Okay. Let's take a walk, shall we? 1237 01:06:38,910 --> 01:06:40,870 Now, you kids keep up. Okay. come on, let's go. 1238 01:06:45,330 --> 01:06:46,410 (GIGGLING) 1239 01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:48,950 Hi. 1240 01:06:50,080 --> 01:06:53,080 Yes, I will, in fact, admit 1241 01:06:53,080 --> 01:06:55,620 that I think Captain Ron's a little rough around the edges. 1242 01:06:55,620 --> 01:06:58,910 No, no, no. Honey, he is a psycho! 1243 01:06:58,910 --> 01:07:02,200 Well, you say psycho. I... I mean, what does that mean? 1244 01:07:03,910 --> 01:07:05,950 Swab, help me out. I lost my eye! 1245 01:07:05,950 --> 01:07:07,040 Do you see it? There it goes! 1246 01:07:08,410 --> 01:07:11,080 I love this. I love it! 1247 01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,830 I mean, think of it. This is an experience of a lifetime! 1248 01:07:14,830 --> 01:07:16,080 Hang on! Hang on! There it is! There it is! 1249 01:07:16,910 --> 01:07:19,290 BEN: Excuse me. 1250 01:07:19,290 --> 01:07:22,910 CAPTAIN RON: Will you please back off? I lost my eye, man. 1251 01:07:22,910 --> 01:07:25,580 And, honey, Caroline hasn't once mentioned being engaged. 1252 01:07:25,580 --> 01:07:28,290 And Ben... Yeah, Ben. Let me tell you something about Ben. 1253 01:07:28,290 --> 01:07:31,080 I wanted this to be a fantastic bonding experience 1254 01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:34,080 for the two of us, father and son. 1255 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:36,660 Now, he's bonding all right. He's bonding with Captain Cyclops back there. 1256 01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,910 Honey, he's such a character! 1257 01:07:41,950 --> 01:07:42,830 Honey, where are the kids? 1258 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:45,750 They're there. They're... Ben! 1259 01:07:46,910 --> 01:07:47,910 They were right there. 1260 01:07:49,580 --> 01:07:50,580 Caroline! 1261 01:07:51,910 --> 01:07:52,790 Benjamin! 1262 01:07:58,290 --> 01:07:59,290 (GRUNTS) Sorry. Caroline! 1263 01:08:02,660 --> 01:08:03,790 Benjamin! 1264 01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:05,950 Ben! 1265 01:08:08,540 --> 01:08:10,040 Katherine! Did you find them? 1266 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:10,870 What? No. No. 1267 01:08:12,870 --> 01:08:15,660 Come on, forget it. Come on, get up. 1268 01:08:15,660 --> 01:08:17,790 It never did fit, anyway. Guess you gotta get 'em custom-made. 1269 01:08:19,660 --> 01:08:20,830 Hey, where's Mom and Dad? 1270 01:08:26,370 --> 01:08:29,160 I'm just saying, I don't think it was smart 1271 01:08:29,160 --> 01:08:32,160 to mention that we brought revolutionaries onto the island. 1272 01:08:32,160 --> 01:08:35,370 I'm not trying to start a fight. It's just my opinion. 1273 01:08:35,370 --> 01:08:37,750 I was just trying to impress upon them 1274 01:08:37,750 --> 01:08:39,830 the kind of person I think Captain Ron is. That's all. 1275 01:08:39,830 --> 01:08:43,040 Mr. And Mrs. Harvey? I'm Bill Zachery from the U.S. State Department. 1276 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:46,000 I've got good news for you. Oh, you found our children. 1277 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:47,910 No, but you're not being charged with subversion. 1278 01:08:49,200 --> 01:08:50,000 Hey, there's a break. 1279 01:08:51,620 --> 01:08:52,700 But you are being expelled from the island. 1280 01:08:53,790 --> 01:08:57,040 What? When? Now. 1281 01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:58,160 (BESITO EN LA BOQUITO PERFORMED BY WAO) 1282 01:09:14,870 --> 01:09:16,540 (SINGING IN SPANISH) 1283 01:09:27,450 --> 01:09:28,450 (SIRENS WAILS) 1284 01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:43,370 What in the Sam Hill is going on? 1285 01:10:07,620 --> 01:10:10,330 MARTIN: Caroline! Hi! You guys are back early, huh? 1286 01:10:11,830 --> 01:10:14,000 What are you doing? The meringue. 1287 01:10:14,000 --> 01:10:16,830 Honey, where is your brother? Oh. he's around here someplace. 1288 01:10:16,830 --> 01:10:20,500 You guys! See, it was Captain Ron's idea. 1289 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,790 He didn't want us wandering around in the street 1290 01:10:21,790 --> 01:10:23,750 'cause he said something might happen. 1291 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:26,870 So we found this band and these people and we just had a party. 1292 01:10:26,870 --> 01:10:29,160 Honey, we thought you were in some kind of trouble or something. 1293 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:31,120 We were worried sick the whole time we were in jail. 1294 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:32,950 You guys were in jail? 1295 01:10:32,950 --> 01:10:34,500 Just don't worry about jail, okay? It's a long story. 1296 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:37,620 Who's this guy? This is Mamba. 1297 01:10:37,620 --> 01:10:39,700 Oh, he doesn't speak a lot of English, but he's really cute. 1298 01:10:39,700 --> 01:10:42,410 And he's a local artist, and Mom, Dad guess what. 1299 01:10:42,410 --> 01:10:44,410 Don't tell me. You're engaged? 1300 01:10:44,410 --> 01:10:46,080 Right? No, I didn't get engaged! Come on. 1301 01:10:46,080 --> 01:10:48,830 I got tattooed. 1302 01:10:48,830 --> 01:10:52,000 What? Mamba did it. It's, like, this cool little rose. 1303 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:54,660 Are you saying... Honey, where did you get this tattoo? 1304 01:10:54,660 --> 01:10:58,450 At Mamba's shop. No, I mean, where on your body? 1305 01:10:58,450 --> 01:11:01,200 Mom, it's kind of private. You let a guy 1306 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:03,080 with a spider on his head 1307 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:06,290 tattoo you someplace "kind of private"? Dreadlocks, Daddy! 1308 01:11:06,290 --> 01:11:08,660 Well, you know, Dad, things could be a lot worse. How? 1309 01:11:08,660 --> 01:11:10,200 Hey, what happened to the music? 1310 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,160 Uh-oh. Coming through. 'Scuse me, beep-beep. 1311 01:11:16,580 --> 01:11:17,790 KATHERINE: Sweetie! MARTIN: Come back here! 1312 01:11:17,790 --> 01:11:18,620 Excuse me. 'Scuse me, folks. 1313 01:11:19,870 --> 01:11:20,830 Ben! Honey! 1314 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,580 Ben! 1315 01:11:23,580 --> 01:11:24,500 Whoa! 1316 01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,250 Ben! (GRUNTS) 1317 01:11:31,250 --> 01:11:32,330 (GROANING) 1318 01:11:34,330 --> 01:11:38,620 (FOOTSTEPS) Whoa! You hurt? 1319 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:39,910 See, I told you not to leave those bottles laying around! 1320 01:11:41,000 --> 01:11:41,750 You cretin! 1321 01:11:43,870 --> 01:11:47,370 Angeline's no cretin, boss. She's a Puerto Rican. 1322 01:11:47,370 --> 01:11:49,870 I'm not talking to Angeline. We're just playing a game, Dad. 1323 01:11:49,870 --> 01:11:52,040 Strip Monopoly. MARTIN: What? 1324 01:11:52,040 --> 01:11:53,910 Well, that's just because we ran out of money, see. 1325 01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:55,500 I mean, she is kicking our ass here, right? 1326 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,620 Where's Ben? He went that way. 1327 01:11:57,620 --> 01:11:59,450 KATHERINE: Don't hide from me, sweetie. You tattooed my kids. 1328 01:11:59,450 --> 01:12:01,500 Who is this guy? Already I don't like him a lot. 1329 01:12:01,500 --> 01:12:05,080 Dad, it's fake. It washes off. Oh, thank God. 1330 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:07,080 Thank God. 1331 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:09,580 Caroline's is fake too? No, that's real, boss. 1332 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:10,870 That's primo work. 1333 01:12:10,870 --> 01:12:11,660 You're fired. 1334 01:12:13,040 --> 01:12:14,790 (INDISTINCT CHEERING) 1335 01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:18,200 Boss! Boss, wait a minute. 1336 01:12:20,040 --> 01:12:23,410 Come on, let's at least have a dialog here, boss, huh? 1337 01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:25,120 Captain Ron, I'm really sorry. 1338 01:12:25,120 --> 01:12:26,580 But really, giving the children beer, 1339 01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:27,750 and bringing that woman around! 1340 01:12:27,750 --> 01:12:29,540 We just can't have it. 1341 01:12:29,540 --> 01:12:31,950 BEN: Angeline's okay. Roscoe's the jerk. 1342 01:12:31,950 --> 01:12:34,580 Yeah, we saw Roscoe on our way in. 1343 01:12:34,580 --> 01:12:37,750 And you'll be seeing him again, man, if I don't get paid $500. 1344 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:40,580 For what? She had Park Place with three hotels, Dad. 1345 01:12:40,580 --> 01:12:43,620 Okay, let's go. Hang on. Just curb it a second, will you? 1346 01:12:43,620 --> 01:12:48,250 Look, boss... Former boss, what can I tell you, man? The woman had a system. 1347 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:51,160 All right? I didn't get it figured out till just before you guys got back. 1348 01:12:51,160 --> 01:12:52,910 Now, if you let us back in that game, 1349 01:12:52,910 --> 01:12:55,750 I'm completely positive we can whittle that down some. 1350 01:12:55,750 --> 01:12:58,620 You whittle yourself out of my life, okay? And, you, 1351 01:12:58,620 --> 01:13:02,160 Miss Park Place, tell Roscoe you're not getting Jack! 1352 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:06,790 I wouldn't do that, boss. Well, I would. You're outta here. Beat it! 1353 01:13:06,790 --> 01:13:09,620 Get your tattoo back on that boat! Daddy, you're embarrassing me. 1354 01:13:09,620 --> 01:13:11,290 I'll do more than that if you don't get going. Move! 1355 01:13:17,450 --> 01:13:18,250 Caroline. 1356 01:13:31,950 --> 01:13:32,910 Oh, man. 1357 01:13:56,700 --> 01:13:59,160 Well, you know, it'll take some time to get over this. 1358 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:04,330 But we'll get by somehow, we always do. 1359 01:14:04,330 --> 01:14:05,370 I didn't think we would survive this. 1360 01:14:07,790 --> 01:14:10,370 MARTIN: Don't worry, baby. In a couple days, 1361 01:14:10,370 --> 01:14:12,160 we'll be in Florida, we'll sell this stupid thing and go home. 1362 01:14:13,910 --> 01:14:17,160 We'll just forget about the whole thing. 1363 01:14:17,160 --> 01:14:19,200 You know, it's something that seemed like a good idea at one time. 1364 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:23,580 Martin? Martin, you know that Roscoe man? 1365 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:26,040 Honey. 1366 01:14:31,200 --> 01:14:32,910 The pirates of the Caribbean! 1367 01:14:32,910 --> 01:14:33,870 What? 1368 01:14:34,540 --> 01:14:35,700 Oh, no. 1369 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:48,200 So, think we'll ever see our boat again? 1370 01:15:30,910 --> 01:15:32,540 Hey, guys, hurry! Wake up. 1371 01:15:32,540 --> 01:15:34,370 What? Sharks! What? What? 1372 01:15:34,370 --> 01:15:36,370 We're gonna die! No, land! 1373 01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:37,790 What? Where? 1374 01:15:37,790 --> 01:15:38,580 Paddle, everyone. We're gonna live! 1375 01:15:41,290 --> 01:15:42,500 KATHERINE: Okay. 1376 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,120 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 1377 01:15:47,830 --> 01:15:50,160 Okay. It's land! It's land! 1378 01:15:51,290 --> 01:15:52,540 Honey. Ooh! 1379 01:15:52,540 --> 01:15:54,120 Oh, Dad! (GASPS) Sorry! 1380 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:57,290 (CHEERING) 1381 01:16:00,580 --> 01:16:01,450 This is so heavy. Whoa! 1382 01:16:02,950 --> 01:16:04,450 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, CHEERING) 1383 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:12,160 BEN: Where is it? Honey, I don't care where it is. It's dry land. 1384 01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:13,660 Yeah! Let's find a hotel. 1385 01:16:13,660 --> 01:16:16,120 Okay, now. First things first. Okay. 1386 01:16:16,120 --> 01:16:19,620 Just calm down, stay here. I'm gonna find out exactly where we are. Okay? 1387 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:22,450 Now, in five-and-a-half hours, the stores open, 1388 01:16:22,450 --> 01:16:25,000 we can get some clean, dry clothes. 1389 01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:29,620 So, in the meantime, I want everyone to dry off as best they can. 1390 01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:31,660 Back to the raft! Back to the raft! 1391 01:16:31,660 --> 01:16:33,950 What? Go, get in the raft. Just get in, get in. 1392 01:16:33,950 --> 01:16:36,000 Back to the raft! Martin, what is it? 1393 01:16:38,120 --> 01:16:40,660 (KATHERINE READING IN SPANISH) 1394 01:16:41,540 --> 01:16:43,620 Prohibit to pass. 1395 01:16:43,620 --> 01:16:46,000 Look, let's just go to the most important part of the sign, shall we? 1396 01:16:47,750 --> 01:16:49,330 Cuba. We're in Cuba? 1397 01:16:50,830 --> 01:16:51,830 Wouldn't you just know it? 1398 01:16:51,830 --> 01:16:52,830 What's so bad about Cuba? 1399 01:16:53,870 --> 01:16:55,500 Yeah, I agree with Caroline. 1400 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:57,830 It's land. (SCOFFS) Yeah. 1401 01:16:57,830 --> 01:16:59,500 You're now agreeing with someone whose world view 1402 01:16:59,500 --> 01:17:01,830 is based on I Love Lucy reruns. 1403 01:17:01,830 --> 01:17:04,700 The world's changed a lot since Ricky Ricardo. Trust me. 1404 01:17:04,700 --> 01:17:08,750 Honey, they did the Today show in Cuba. 1405 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:12,200 Oh, well, then let's just get some cigars and relax. 1406 01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,040 You don't have to be sarcastic. I'm not being sarcastic. 1407 01:17:14,040 --> 01:17:15,700 I'm just saying it's better that we're here. 1408 01:17:15,700 --> 01:17:17,580 If it's safe enough for the Today show, it's safe enough for us. 1409 01:17:17,580 --> 01:17:19,700 MARTIN: Now, listen. This is a communist country. 1410 01:17:19,700 --> 01:17:21,830 Since the breakup of the Soviet Union, 1411 01:17:21,830 --> 01:17:23,040 there's tension everywhere. 1412 01:17:23,040 --> 01:17:24,620 (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 1413 01:17:24,620 --> 01:17:25,330 (BANGS) 1414 01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:36,000 Dad! 1415 01:17:38,500 --> 01:17:39,700 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1416 01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:03,250 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1417 01:18:07,160 --> 01:18:08,040 Martin? (SHUSHING) 1418 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:14,080 Is it possible that we've been drifting for 16 hours, 1419 01:18:14,080 --> 01:18:16,330 and we've ended up in the same spot as our boat? 1420 01:18:16,330 --> 01:18:17,660 Isn't that a little odd? 1421 01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:20,790 MARTIN: Relatively speaking, no. KATHERINE: Relative to what? 1422 01:18:20,790 --> 01:18:23,750 To the fact that the last three... Hey! 1423 01:18:23,750 --> 01:18:26,200 Creeps, stay outta my... What are you doing? 1424 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:27,080 Stop, Caroline! 1425 01:18:28,790 --> 01:18:29,750 Good one, Caroline. Be quiet! 1426 01:18:30,790 --> 01:18:31,620 Everyone, be quiet! 1427 01:18:34,330 --> 01:18:37,580 (WHISPERING) All right. Now, what are we gonna do? What can we do? 1428 01:18:37,580 --> 01:18:40,410 The sun is almost up. We're in an unfriendly country. 1429 01:18:40,410 --> 01:18:44,370 We have no money, no passport, no reasonable explanation for even being here. 1430 01:18:44,370 --> 01:18:47,080 Well, we've got our boat. No, no, honey, I think if you look, 1431 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:47,950 you'll notice the pirates have our boat. 1432 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:51,410 You know what? 1433 01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:55,540 It's still our boat. We cleaned the stupid thing. We sailed it. It's ours. 1434 01:18:55,540 --> 01:18:59,160 What do you expect us to do? Well, honey, I think she expects us to get it back. 1435 01:18:59,160 --> 01:19:01,950 (CHUCKLES) Think about it, Katherine. 1436 01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:04,120 Bloodthirsty, heavily-armed pirates against the Harvey family. 1437 01:19:07,410 --> 01:19:08,830 Guys, it would take a miracle. 1438 01:19:08,830 --> 01:19:10,160 (HONKING) 1439 01:19:14,120 --> 01:19:15,540 (MEN SCREAMING) 1440 01:19:16,540 --> 01:19:18,080 Yeah! 1441 01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:18,870 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1442 01:19:23,620 --> 01:19:27,250 BEN: It's Captain Ron! All right, get in. 1443 01:19:27,250 --> 01:19:30,120 What the hell are you doing? Creating a diversion so I can rescue you. 1444 01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:33,580 We don't need you to rescue us. Honey, I think we do. 1445 01:19:33,580 --> 01:19:36,200 Get in! Get in! Hurry! (SCREAMING) 1446 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:38,370 Pirates, just like you said, Captain Ron. 1447 01:19:38,370 --> 01:19:40,870 Yeah. Pirates are easy. It's the Cuban cops you gotta worry about. 1448 01:19:40,870 --> 01:19:43,120 Grand theft auto is a major biggie around here. 1449 01:19:43,120 --> 01:19:45,040 MARTIN: Grand theft auto? (YELLING) 1450 01:19:47,700 --> 01:19:50,160 You stole this car? Borrowed it, boss. 1451 01:19:50,160 --> 01:19:51,250 KATHERINE: Are there seat belts? 1452 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:52,370 How'd you know where to find us, Captain Ron? 1453 01:19:52,370 --> 01:19:54,540 Didn't. You just got lucky. That's your opinion. 1454 01:19:54,540 --> 01:19:56,160 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1455 01:20:04,330 --> 01:20:05,660 (HUMMING) 1456 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,410 (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 1457 01:20:12,660 --> 01:20:13,540 (TIRES SCREECHING) 1458 01:20:20,370 --> 01:20:21,700 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 1459 01:20:24,370 --> 01:20:25,870 (CLANGING, SCREECHING) 1460 01:20:29,700 --> 01:20:30,540 Huh? 1461 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:33,200 (SCREAMING) 1462 01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:38,040 What happened? 1463 01:20:39,410 --> 01:20:40,410 (SCREAMING) 1464 01:20:44,750 --> 01:20:46,410 (SPEAKING SPANISH) 1465 01:20:56,410 --> 01:20:58,910 (PIRATES SHOUTING IN SPANISH) 1466 01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:14,250 All right, you fire up the boat, boss. 1467 01:21:14,250 --> 01:21:17,830 I'll take 'em around again and ditch the pirates! No! 1468 01:21:17,830 --> 01:21:19,450 KATHERINE: Honey, we'll be right back! 1469 01:21:21,080 --> 01:21:23,290 Oh! (TRUCK HONKING) 1470 01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:26,290 (INDISTINCT YELLING) 1471 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:43,000 (CLANGING) Ow! 1472 01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:45,790 (GRUNTS) 1473 01:21:50,580 --> 01:21:52,290 (ENGINE GRINDING) 1474 01:21:55,830 --> 01:21:57,540 Sh... Come on. (ENGINE GRINDING) 1475 01:22:01,950 --> 01:22:02,790 Watch this! 1476 01:22:13,500 --> 01:22:15,410 (CHUCKLING) You jerks! 1477 01:22:15,410 --> 01:22:18,500 That was so cool. You totally faked those guys out. 1478 01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:21,330 I'm really glad you're back, Captain Ron. And I'm there for you, swab. 1479 01:22:21,330 --> 01:22:24,700 Dad, he tries, but he usually screws things up. Not like you. 1480 01:22:24,700 --> 01:22:27,660 CAROLINE: Lighten up. You know, Dad does the best he can. 1481 01:22:27,660 --> 01:22:28,160 I mean, it's not his fault that... 1482 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:41,200 (STARTS ENGINE) 1483 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,750 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 1484 01:22:43,200 --> 01:22:44,040 Start! 1485 01:22:46,370 --> 01:22:49,000 I hate you. I hate everything about you, you stupid, ugly-looking... 1486 01:22:50,660 --> 01:22:52,200 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 1487 01:22:56,580 --> 01:22:57,540 All right, everybody grab their shit! 1488 01:23:02,160 --> 01:23:04,370 Come on. Come on. 1489 01:23:04,370 --> 01:23:07,040 Oh, no, he hasn't gotten it started yet. Hang on. Hang on a second. 1490 01:23:07,040 --> 01:23:09,660 Mom? Uh, you guys wait here a minute, 1491 01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:11,040 and I'll see if I can give him a hand. 1492 01:23:15,870 --> 01:23:17,040 Come on. It'll be okay. 1493 01:23:18,580 --> 01:23:19,540 Oh! Kids! 1494 01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:23,870 (YELLING) 1495 01:23:23,870 --> 01:23:26,750 Oh, shit. KATHERINE: Come on! On the top, quick! 1496 01:23:29,450 --> 01:23:31,910 KATHERINE: Ben, get down and stay down. Okay. 1497 01:23:31,910 --> 01:23:32,250 KATHERINE: Hurry, up on the bow. 1498 01:23:34,910 --> 01:23:35,750 Mom, slack off. 1499 01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:38,080 Look! 1500 01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:40,910 Okay, all aboard! 1501 01:23:44,870 --> 01:23:47,450 (ENGINE REVVING) Yes! Good! 1502 01:23:47,450 --> 01:23:48,250 Off we go. 1503 01:23:50,750 --> 01:23:52,870 (GASPS) Sorry, boss. 1504 01:23:52,870 --> 01:23:54,830 Fell. I think I broke my leg. 1505 01:23:54,830 --> 01:23:56,750 BEN: Dad, help! Dad! 1506 01:23:57,750 --> 01:23:58,580 (SHOUTING) 1507 01:24:00,000 --> 01:24:04,120 BEN: Dad, help! Dad! 1508 01:24:04,120 --> 01:24:05,790 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1509 01:24:06,910 --> 01:24:09,290 Dad! Dad! 1510 01:24:09,290 --> 01:24:10,580 BEN: Dad, over there! 1511 01:24:17,540 --> 01:24:19,950 Whoa! (WHOOPING) 1512 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:25,950 Wow! 1513 01:24:27,450 --> 01:24:30,450 CAROLINE: Look, Mom! Did you see that? 1514 01:24:30,450 --> 01:24:34,290 Well, just don't sit there. Someone pull me in, come on. 1515 01:24:34,290 --> 01:24:36,120 Kids, grab the main sheet! Bring him in! 1516 01:24:38,000 --> 01:24:41,200 BEN: Caroline, come on! CAROLINE: Hold on, Dad! 1517 01:24:41,200 --> 01:24:43,910 BEN: We gotcha, Dad. We gotcha. Hold on. 1518 01:24:43,910 --> 01:24:46,000 A couple more feet, then you're here, Dad. 1519 01:24:46,000 --> 01:24:47,330 Pull me in. Okay. Okay, come on. 1520 01:24:49,580 --> 01:24:52,660 All right! Oh, Dad! 1521 01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:55,040 That was the coolest thing I've ever seen. 1522 01:24:55,040 --> 01:24:58,370 You say that now! Okay, just tie this up, okay? 1523 01:24:58,370 --> 01:24:59,450 Yeah, okay. Ben, grab the line. 1524 01:25:01,450 --> 01:25:03,000 BOTH: Martin, are you all right? 1525 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:05,000 (LAUGHING) 1526 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:07,540 Yes, I'm fine. Captain Ron broke his leg, though, I think. 1527 01:25:07,540 --> 01:25:09,000 What? Oh. I'm serious. Better go see. 1528 01:25:10,620 --> 01:25:13,000 Yay, Dad! Yay, Ben! 1529 01:25:13,000 --> 01:25:14,000 Kitty, that's all right. I'm... 1530 01:25:14,830 --> 01:25:16,870 (GRUNTS) 1531 01:25:16,870 --> 01:25:18,330 Stupid pirates. Who do they think they are, anyway? 1532 01:25:19,950 --> 01:25:21,750 I just wish we had it all on video. Oh, Daddy. 1533 01:25:21,750 --> 01:25:25,200 That's a good idea. We'll do that. Okay, okay. 1534 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:27,870 That was so cool! Did you show those guys or what? 1535 01:25:27,870 --> 01:25:30,160 You know about broken bones, huh? Yeah. 1536 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:32,700 I took a Red Cross first aid course. 1537 01:25:32,700 --> 01:25:34,620 It shows. Yeah. 1538 01:25:34,620 --> 01:25:36,080 All right, here. 1539 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:37,080 All right, now, we're gonna get a splint. 1540 01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:39,080 (GRUNTS) 1541 01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,580 Oh, shoot! I was supposed to do the splint first. That's all right. 1542 01:25:41,580 --> 01:25:43,540 All right, kids. Nothing can stop us now. 1543 01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:46,540 (ENGINE SPUTTERING) 1544 01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,080 You go tell the boss there's a small island out there. 1545 01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:54,700 All right? Los Palominos. It's on the chart. Okay. 1546 01:25:54,700 --> 01:25:56,700 All we gotta do is get there, everything's Jake. 1547 01:25:56,700 --> 01:25:58,290 We're out of Cuban waters. 1548 01:25:58,290 --> 01:25:59,330 Do you smell something? 1549 01:26:02,700 --> 01:26:03,750 Dad, what's that? 1550 01:26:05,370 --> 01:26:06,370 Oh, my God! 1551 01:26:07,660 --> 01:26:10,580 (ENGINE SPUTTERS, STOPS) 1552 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:12,750 KATHERINE: Martin? 1553 01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,200 Okay, okay, now, hold on. 1554 01:26:16,910 --> 01:26:18,040 (GRUNTS) Not much point, boss. 1555 01:26:21,410 --> 01:26:23,580 Bearings just burned out. Well, what does that mean? 1556 01:26:25,410 --> 01:26:26,700 It means I forgot to fill it with oil. 1557 01:26:32,950 --> 01:26:35,620 Well, what do we do? There's gotta be something. 1558 01:26:35,620 --> 01:26:36,870 Well, Captain Ron can we... Not this time, swab. 1559 01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:40,120 I'm kind of out of action here. 1560 01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,250 Bone's about to punch through the skin. 1561 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:48,910 Boss, them pirate guys usually don't like to lose. 1562 01:26:48,910 --> 01:26:50,620 It's an honor kind of a deal with them. 1563 01:26:53,660 --> 01:26:54,450 Mr. Harvey, 1564 01:26:56,450 --> 01:26:57,620 I crossed these guys once before. 1565 01:27:00,790 --> 01:27:03,620 And they can get to be a little... Little messy, you know what I mean? 1566 01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:14,910 Okay, on deck. We're gonna get the sails up. 1567 01:27:14,910 --> 01:27:17,040 Dad, we don't... Yes. You wanna save this boat or not? 1568 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:19,000 Then let's go. Okay. You heard your father. Come on. Move it, quick. 1569 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:21,660 Yeah! That's more like it. Now you're talking! 1570 01:27:21,660 --> 01:27:23,790 You can do it, mates! I've never seen such sailors, 1571 01:27:23,790 --> 01:27:26,000 not in all my born days, I ain't. 1572 01:27:26,000 --> 01:27:27,660 Naturals! By God, everyone of you's naturals. 1573 01:27:29,830 --> 01:27:32,410 We're gonna fucking die. 1574 01:27:32,410 --> 01:27:33,790 MARTIN: Okay, you all know what to do. 1575 01:27:33,790 --> 01:27:35,370 (CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 1576 01:27:36,830 --> 01:27:37,660 Man! 1577 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:45,200 MARTIN: Caroline, get the gaskets! CAROLINE: Yeah. 1578 01:27:45,200 --> 01:27:48,370 MARTIN: All right, Katherine, on the mizzenmast. Ben, tail the main sheet. 1579 01:27:48,370 --> 01:27:48,830 CAROLINE: I got the staysail. 1580 01:27:58,040 --> 01:27:59,000 MARTIN: Go, Katy, go! 1581 01:28:09,450 --> 01:28:11,830 We're too far into the wind. 1582 01:28:11,830 --> 01:28:13,250 We gotta bring her around. Okay. 1583 01:28:16,830 --> 01:28:17,700 Caroline, come here! 1584 01:28:18,950 --> 01:28:20,160 (GRUNTS) 1585 01:28:20,160 --> 01:28:20,870 Right. Sorry. 1586 01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:22,870 Go! Pull back. 1587 01:28:29,700 --> 01:28:30,540 Mayday! Mayday! Mayday! 1588 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:35,870 MARTIN: Pull! CAROLINE: I'm trying. 1589 01:28:35,870 --> 01:28:37,580 Come on, you're a tough babe. You've got a tattoo. 1590 01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:39,910 Dad, it's just a little tattoo. 1591 01:28:39,910 --> 01:28:41,200 Well, then, be a little tough, then. (GRUNTS) 1592 01:28:42,120 --> 01:28:43,160 Hey, Guantanamo, wake up! 1593 01:28:45,870 --> 01:28:46,870 (CHUCKLING) 1594 01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:49,200 (GRUNTS) 1595 01:28:56,290 --> 01:29:00,580 (WIND GUSTING) Atta boy, boss. You got the wind now! 1596 01:29:00,580 --> 01:29:03,080 (GRUNTING) Okay. Okay. 1597 01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:04,790 All right, go, go, go. I got it. 1598 01:29:04,790 --> 01:29:05,750 Just hang on. Yeah, I got it. 1599 01:29:13,250 --> 01:29:14,580 Okay, got it. 1600 01:29:14,580 --> 01:29:15,410 Got it? Yeah! 1601 01:29:31,750 --> 01:29:32,950 Wow! It's awesome, Dad. 1602 01:29:51,450 --> 01:29:52,290 Dad! 1603 01:30:00,870 --> 01:30:01,620 Maybe it's nobody. 1604 01:30:02,540 --> 01:30:03,290 Yeah, maybe. 1605 01:30:09,790 --> 01:30:12,700 Hey, come on, man. We're doing our job out here. You guys do yours. 1606 01:30:12,700 --> 01:30:13,580 These people are taxpayers. 1607 01:30:28,830 --> 01:30:31,040 (SCREAMING) 1608 01:30:31,040 --> 01:30:33,000 Oh, geez! Gunplay! 1609 01:30:38,330 --> 01:30:41,500 Let's go. What are you, born stupid? Stay down! 1610 01:30:41,500 --> 01:30:43,700 Stay calm. They're not gonna shoot at me and my family! 1611 01:30:43,700 --> 01:30:46,410 What are you doing? 1612 01:30:46,410 --> 01:30:49,790 You blew a hole in our boat with this, and I'm gonna blow a hole in their boat! 1613 01:30:49,790 --> 01:30:53,160 Fellas, this is a serious call for help out here! 1614 01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:54,120 That's different. We have dry rot. 1615 01:31:00,910 --> 01:31:03,290 Hey, there are children on this boat! 1616 01:31:03,290 --> 01:31:05,580 We have had enough... 1617 01:31:05,580 --> 01:31:06,540 Whoa! Mom's pissed! 1618 01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:07,540 ...of you! 1619 01:31:11,580 --> 01:31:12,330 Huh? Huh? 1620 01:31:14,580 --> 01:31:15,370 How much did you pay for this thing? 1621 01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:19,790 BEN: Mom! Mom! Over there! (HONKING) 1622 01:31:19,790 --> 01:31:22,080 Look! Look! 1623 01:31:22,080 --> 01:31:24,950 CAROLINE: What's that? That's the U.S. Coast Guard! 1624 01:31:24,950 --> 01:31:27,700 (CHEERING) 1625 01:31:27,700 --> 01:31:30,830 We're the Harvey family. We're from Chicago. 1626 01:31:30,830 --> 01:31:32,370 (INDISTINCT CHEERING) 1627 01:31:39,160 --> 01:31:41,040 I'll try to get them on the radio before they start shooting at us. 1628 01:31:41,040 --> 01:31:42,750 We're Americans! 1629 01:31:42,750 --> 01:31:44,290 (LAUGHING) 1630 01:31:44,290 --> 01:31:47,160 All right, Coast Guard! Kick ass! 1631 01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:48,580 (LAUGHING, CHEERING) 1632 01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:50,410 Hey! 1633 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:57,160 Uh, leg feels a lot better now, boss. 1634 01:31:57,160 --> 01:31:59,620 Yeah, I've always been a fast healer. 1635 01:31:59,620 --> 01:32:02,580 You know. Of course, I believe in Jesus, so that helps. 1636 01:32:02,580 --> 01:32:04,950 OVER RADIO: U.S. Coast Guard cutter Daniel Peerman 1637 01:32:04,950 --> 01:32:07,080 calling 60-foot catch off Los Palominos Island. 1638 01:32:07,080 --> 01:32:07,790 Come in, please. 1639 01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:11,870 This is the Wanderer. Go ahead. 1640 01:32:11,870 --> 01:32:14,040 Commander L. W. Morgan sends his greetings, sir. 1641 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,410 May we speak with the Captain, please? 1642 01:32:19,330 --> 01:32:20,750 May we speak with the Captain, please? Over. 1643 01:32:22,160 --> 01:32:23,040 That's you, boss. 1644 01:32:24,660 --> 01:32:25,580 You're the captain now. 1645 01:32:45,290 --> 01:32:48,120 MARTIN: Day 30, new log, 1646 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,620 old log having fallen into the hands of the pirates of the Caribbean. 1647 01:32:54,080 --> 01:32:55,580 We said goodbye to Captain Ron today. 1648 01:32:57,290 --> 01:33:00,290 He hadn't been in the States for seven years. 1649 01:33:00,290 --> 01:33:01,500 Something about the statute of limitations. 1650 01:33:02,620 --> 01:33:03,580 I didn't ask questions. 1651 01:33:07,500 --> 01:33:10,160 He kept his promise to Ben, promoting him from swab to mate. 1652 01:33:10,160 --> 01:33:11,950 You're a mate now. Bye, Captain Ron. 1653 01:33:16,950 --> 01:33:18,620 He traded hair-grooming tips with Caroline. 1654 01:33:19,120 --> 01:33:19,870 (CHUCKLES) 1655 01:33:23,790 --> 01:33:25,250 We're gonna miss you. 1656 01:33:25,250 --> 01:33:29,000 And he kissed Katherine. In fact, I think he French-kissed her. 1657 01:33:31,500 --> 01:33:32,330 You're a lucky man, boss. 1658 01:33:42,370 --> 01:33:45,370 Then, as suddenly and as mysteriously as he'd come into our lives... 1659 01:33:46,540 --> 01:33:47,370 Captain Ron! 1660 01:33:51,500 --> 01:33:52,200 ...he was gone, 1661 01:33:53,700 --> 01:33:54,830 and our adventure was over. 1662 01:34:07,450 --> 01:34:08,200 Come here. 1663 01:34:10,160 --> 01:34:12,540 Got that Harvey boat coming in a few minutes. 1664 01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:15,200 As soon as we sign the papers, I wanna pull it outta the water. 1665 01:34:15,200 --> 01:34:17,830 You want it surveyed? (CHUCKLES) Nah, it's a piece of junk. 1666 01:34:17,830 --> 01:34:19,660 It's been stripped. The engine's had it. 1667 01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:20,870 In fact, set her down back there, 1668 01:34:20,870 --> 01:34:22,080 and we'll cut her up for scrap next week. 1669 01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:23,580 Salvage what we can. 1670 01:34:23,580 --> 01:34:25,200 Got it? Good. Patti, let's go. 1671 01:34:33,620 --> 01:34:36,080 Just think, guys. Tomorrow at this time, we're gonna be home. 1672 01:35:01,750 --> 01:35:02,580 (SIGHS) 1673 01:35:13,870 --> 01:35:14,660 Yes. 1674 01:35:18,290 --> 01:35:22,450 Well, the way I look at it, we can do one of two things. 1675 01:35:22,450 --> 01:35:24,500 Sell the boat, go back to Chicago, get back in our old routine, 1676 01:35:25,410 --> 01:35:26,290 or don't! 1677 01:35:34,080 --> 01:35:36,200 MARTIN: Okay, coming about! 1678 01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:37,370 BEN: Good going! (CAROLINE SCREAMS) 1679 01:35:37,370 --> 01:35:38,950 (INDISTINCT CHEERING) 1680 01:35:42,160 --> 01:35:44,290 Hey! Hey! 1681 01:35:46,410 --> 01:35:48,660 Where you going? 1682 01:35:48,660 --> 01:35:50,620 KATHERINE: Outta the way. Here comes the Harvey family! 1683 01:35:51,660 --> 01:35:54,120 Hey, over here! 1684 01:35:55,120 --> 01:35:56,450 CAROLINE: Hey, where we going? 1685 01:35:58,330 --> 01:35:59,040 Where we going, skipper? 1686 01:36:00,330 --> 01:36:01,160 I don't know. 1687 01:36:04,330 --> 01:36:06,000 (IMITATING CAPTAIN RON) But if we get lost, 1688 01:36:06,000 --> 01:36:08,830 we'll just pull in somewheres and ask directions. 1689 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,200 (SIGHS) Oh, boy. 1690 01:36:18,200 --> 01:36:19,410 Look at that, Barbara. 1691 01:36:19,410 --> 01:36:20,160 (CHUCKLES) 1692 01:36:22,830 --> 01:36:23,830 You think we'll ever be able to do that? 1693 01:36:24,790 --> 01:36:26,660 Yeah, sure you will, boss. 1694 01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:29,450 I guarantee it. 1695 01:36:29,450 --> 01:36:31,540 All right, Babs, let's light the fires and kick the tires, huh? 1696 01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:33,700 Uh, hey. Push that back. 1697 01:36:33,700 --> 01:36:36,700 Hang on a second. (ENGINE REVVING) 1698 01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:39,700 Whoa! Looks like you forgot to cast off there, boss. 1699 01:36:39,700 --> 01:36:41,750 That's okay. It could happen to anybody. 1700 01:36:41,750 --> 01:36:45,160 Listen, we just thought we'd check the boat out today, you know. 1701 01:36:45,160 --> 01:36:47,660 You know, 'cause we just got it yesterday. Ah, don't worry. 1702 01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:50,040 Best thing to do is get her out on the ocean, boss. 1703 01:36:50,040 --> 01:36:51,950 Anything that's gonna happen is gonna happen out there, right, Babs? 1704 01:36:51,950 --> 01:36:54,950 Yeah. Yeah, listen. Whoa! Whoa. 1705 01:36:54,950 --> 01:36:57,200 Yeah, well, just take it easy 'cause there's a lot of boats out there! 1706 01:36:57,200 --> 01:36:59,580 Ah, don't worry about it. They'll get out of our way, believe me. 1707 01:36:59,580 --> 01:37:01,870 I learned that driving the Saratoga. 1708 01:37:04,620 --> 01:37:06,200 (HORN BLOWING)