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NARRATOR: Previously,
on Let's Get Physical.

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- Who got murdered?
- You did, bitch. In front of your minions.

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We will beat you in the aerobics finals.

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Once we place in regionals, we
will go on to the aerobics finals.

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It's the one advantage we
have against the Metrics,

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that we're a team, not a cult.

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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to
the CAC team regionals.

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Our top two teams will
advance to the finals.

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Next up, Team Metrics!

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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- (POWERS DOWN)
- (MUSIC STOPS)

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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)

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I just wanna whip out
my dad's secret move,

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you know, and make 'em suck it.

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Janet said we need to pace
ourselves and save it for finals.

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Old Janet also said masturbating
makes you blind and I can see fine.

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How do I look? Uh?

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You look stupid.

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Yeah, you look stupid, too.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Remember, you're doing
this for the cash.

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And to spite your father.

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- Can I get a hug?
- Uh, no.

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Thanks for the pep talk, mom.

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Come on guys, let's line up.

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I can see your giblets.

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Sorry, new meds. They make me
say things I'm thinking out loud.

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Are you sure you're good to go?

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Oh yeah, perfect.

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I like giblets.

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Okay guys, it's go time. Wigs on.

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

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('I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN' YOU' BY KISS)

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♪ Oh yeah ♪

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING WITH EXCITEMENT)

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♪ We're gonna make it all come true ♪

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It's obscene. I can see his dick.

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♪ 'Cause girl, you were made for me ♪

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♪ Girl, I was made for you ♪

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♪ I was made for lovin' you, baby ♪

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♪ You were made for lovin' me ♪

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♪ And I can't get enough of you, baby ♪

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♪ Can you get enough of me ♪

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(POP SOUND)

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(AUDIENCE SHOUTING AND CLAPPING)

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Now, the moment of truth.

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After careful consideration and,
dare I say, heated deliberation,

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we have decided that, unfortunately,

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no team will be going on
to the finals this year.

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- (AUDIENCE MUTTERING IN DISAPPOINTMENT)
- What?

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(MICROPHONE DISTORTION)

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- (CHUCKLING) Sorry.
- What?!

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- What?! This is your fault. Don't copy me.
- This is you, man.

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- ♪ Let's get physical, physical ♪
- Sync/Corrections PetaG - addic7ed.com -

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Shut up!

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Hey, oh... Herbert?! Herbert,
you come back here right now.

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- This is your fault.
- Hey, what do you mean my fault?

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You hairlick bitch, she's probably
mad because you were cheating!

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Don't you push me, Joe
Force, I'm warning you.

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- I'm warning you, Barry. Don't push me!
- Don't push me! I just said no pushing!

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- You wanna go?
- You want this?

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I've been wanting this my whole life.

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- I didn't wanna do this to you, man.
- Let's do it.

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I didn't wanna do this to you.

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I didn't wanna do this to you, come on.

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Whatcha gonna do?

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What're you gonna do?

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Whatcha gonna do?

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Whatcha gonna do?

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You... come on, come
on. Whatcha gonna do?

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Okay.

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- That means come.
- No hitting the face.

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- No hitting the balls. Okay, let's do it.
- No balls, no face.

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(BOTH SHOUT IN RAGE)

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Stop him!

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Force and Metrix.

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If it's any consolation,

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you two were the best teams, by far.

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Well why, then?

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Payback's a bitch!

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(LAUGHS)

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(BEEPS HORN)

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Payback, well, what is he talking about?

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I have no idea.

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I don't play games, I win them.

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Wait! It says we have until midnight
until the scores become official.

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See, we have a chance.

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Then let's get the piss-ant.

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So, are we like calling
a temporary truce

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to defeat our common enemy?

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Ask her.

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She still hates me 'cause I
broke her little boy's heart.

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Oh no, he deserved that.

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I hate you because you're
a conniving little trollop

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who'll stop at nothing
to get what she wants.

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Oh so you hate her for being you.

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Sorry, it's these new meds.

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Come on, it'll be fun. Let's go.

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Gah! You're choking me.

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That's what your wife said
when she blew me in high school.

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Shut up!

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Ow! Ow!

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Gah! You're choking me!

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(HORN HONKING)

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Don't make me throw
water on you mangy mutts.

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While you two have been busy 69ing,

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we've actually been working
on a way to fix this.

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- Okay, pause.
- Pause, just pause.

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- We're coming right back to this position.
- I was winning.

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Okay, if this plans involves

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getting a revenge on
Herbert, then I'm in.

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Well, we don't need muscle on this one.

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So what, you girls are
going on a road trip?

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Oh yeah, just three hot bitches
on a road trip to hell, yeow!

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She's on a new medication.

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Why don't you wait at the house?

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We'll call if we need you.

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What?

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What the hell just happened there?

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Some reverse misogynistic bullshit.

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Ever since Wonder
Woman came out, I swear.

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It's like everything men do is wrong

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or stupid or (SNORTS AND SPITS) gross.

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If we were smart, what we would
do is come up with our own plan

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to get into the competition.

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- Wait. You mean like work together?
- Yeah.

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- Yeah, I'm saying we work together.
- I mean the girls did it. We can do it.

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- If the girls can do it... I can... Oh, wait,
- I'll do it. I can do it too.

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- I'm not sure if you can do it, but I know I can do it.
- No, I can work with you.

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- I can work... Let's work together then.
- I can do it. Fine, we'll both do it.

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- Oh, okay, oh.
- Okay.

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- No, not that. Okay.
- No more of that. No more of that.

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- So what's the move?
- We go to my mom's house,

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and we get some food because I
can't do this on an empty stomach.

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Good idea, there's a place near you

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that just started delivering
turmeric covered kimchi.

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Or I could just take a dump
in a bucket and eat that.

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Or we'll eat what you want.
I don't care, I don't care.

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Take a dump in a bucket!

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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That's it, that's Herbert's house.

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Hey, Claud, since we're
like besties for the day,

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can I ask you something personal?

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Why'd you choose Barry over Joe?

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- Mmm.
- Interesting question.

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It wasn't because he beat
Joe in the competition.

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Barry's extremely successful

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and has a really good
body which doesn't hurt.

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It was Joe who pushed me away,

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sort of taking me for granted and
treating me like I didn't matter.

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(SCOFFS) Just like Barry then.

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And why are you so curious?

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Thinking about banging Joe.

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Dammit.

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Meds. (SIGHS)

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(QUIRKY MUSIC)

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Oh!

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It's cool. It's gluten free.

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Yeah, that's gonna help.

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I got you this, "Hibicus" vodka.

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- Hibiscus.
- Yeah, sure.

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You remember, uh, Vicky?

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Vontinetta?

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- Sticky Vicky. (CHUCKLES)
- Sticky Vicky, yeah.

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Tried to give me my
first hand job back here.

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- Tried?
- Well, button-flies.

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Who ever thought they were a good idea?

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They're basically a chastity
belt for teenage boys.

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Okay listen, if we're gonna do this,

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we have to come up with an awesome plan,

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something the girls
would never think of.

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Yeah, like something that's like

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we're not [BLEEP]-ups, we're smart too.

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We need something to keep us in
check, some sort of insurance.

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Uh-huh, insurance.

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Oh, I got it!

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Oh!

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We shoot humiliating
videos of each other.

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You have something on me,
I have something on you,

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and if either of us does anything cute,

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then click, it goes viral.

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- You're serious?
- It's the perfect insurance.

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You wanna use blackmail as
a bond of everlasting trust?

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Absolutely!

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- Works for me.
- Yeah.

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We're good at this.

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- (UPBEAT MUSIC)
- (JOE CHUCKLES)

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Oh, man, this is gonna be so good! Ooh!

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You ready? Begin.

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I hate you!

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(MOANING AND CRUNCHING)

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Oh, yeah! Oh, good!

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Oh, yeah, eat it, piggy.

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Yeah, eat your feelings, you fat bitch!

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- (MOANS)
- Yeah! Om nom nom nom nom nom.

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Yeah, you... Oh, is it too
much? Is it too delicious?

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- (GROWLS)
- Yeah. Oh, yeah!

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God, ooh! Oh, you're good at this.

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D'you know many carbs
are in these things?

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- Um...
- Now talk.

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Hi, I'm Barry Cross from The Metrix.

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People think I'm a fitness guru

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but I can live this charade no longer!

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Say "char-ard."

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Well, I-I think it's
pronounced "char-aid."

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Yeah, but it's funnier
if you say "char-ard."

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Makes you seem like a douche.

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But I can live this
"char-ard" no longer.

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Keep eating, piggy!

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(LAUGHS)

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(GRUNTS)

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Oh, [BLEEP].

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(LAUGHS)

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(GULPING)

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Oh, that even made me throw up.

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In my mouth a little, oh!

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Well, if you feel...

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like you've been misled by
me or any Metrix products,

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come on down for a full refund!

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Yeah, now-now finish it off.

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Oh, yeah.

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Oh, so much sugar.

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- Gah!
- (FOAMY SPRAY)

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- (LAUGHING) Ew.
- (RETCHING)

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Okay. Oh, that was good.
That was a good job.

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I could crush you with this.

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I could destroy you with this.

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Yeah, well, you better
get ready, partner,

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'cause I got somethin'
just as nasty for you.

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC)

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There he is. Get down! Get
down! Get down! Get down!

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Did he see us?

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(UPBEAT MUSIC)

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(CLEARS THROAT)

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(KNOCKING)

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You ladies wanna come inside?

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How did you know it was us?

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(LAUGHS) I recognized the car!

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And your Fitness by Force
license plate says JANET F.

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And I saw your faces.

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I got the camera rolling!
We are ready! Let's do it!

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I am a musician. A rock musician.

248
00:11:22,505 --> 00:11:24,411
Can't you just kick me
in the nuts or something?

249
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,816
No! That wouldn't hurt enough.

250
00:11:25,822 --> 00:11:27,316
Kick me, Barry! In my dick!

251
00:11:27,322 --> 00:11:29,628
Hey! I ate monosodium glutamates!

252
00:11:29,634 --> 00:11:30,834
You are doing this!

253
00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:34,032
Action.

254
00:11:35,058 --> 00:11:38,034
I'm Joe Force, and I'm a...

255
00:11:39,147 --> 00:11:41,512
- No, no, I can't.
- Say it.

256
00:11:41,518 --> 00:11:43,319
I, ah... (BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

257
00:11:43,325 --> 00:11:44,973
need to drink.

258
00:11:46,481 --> 00:11:48,184
Don't drink it all, that's
mine. It's good stuff.

259
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,700
I am... Gah!

260
00:11:49,706 --> 00:11:51,308
- Good, right?
- No!

261
00:11:51,389 --> 00:11:54,871
No, it's terrible. It tastes
like liquid potpourri. Okay...

262
00:11:54,877 --> 00:11:56,162
Just say it.

263
00:11:56,798 --> 00:11:58,416
I'm Joe Force. (GAGS)

264
00:11:58,916 --> 00:12:00,116
(RETCHING)

265
00:12:00,122 --> 00:12:02,439
- Holy... Oh, f...
- (RETCHING)

266
00:12:02,445 --> 00:12:03,859
(RETCHING SPLASHES)

267
00:12:03,865 --> 00:12:06,411
Shew! Oh, my god, are you okay?

268
00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:09,405
It's fine, it goes through the
deck. There's slats for that.

269
00:12:09,411 --> 00:12:12,001
- Is that what the slats are for?
- It's better. I feel better.

270
00:12:12,130 --> 00:12:13,330
Oh!

271
00:12:13,336 --> 00:12:14,825
- Okay, ready?
- Okay.

272
00:12:17,428 --> 00:12:20,547
I'm Joe Force, and I'm...

273
00:12:21,404 --> 00:12:23,197
I'm a...

274
00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:26,238
I'm a Belieber.

275
00:12:26,476 --> 00:12:27,676
(POUNDING)

276
00:12:27,729 --> 00:12:28,937
(CHUCKLES AND SNORTS)

277
00:12:28,943 --> 00:12:30,836
Okay, do the thing. Ready?

278
00:12:32,861 --> 00:12:34,881
Justin Bieber is my spirit animal,

279
00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:38,764
a modern day Elvis with
the swagger of Jagger

280
00:12:39,273 --> 00:12:42,137
and the social relevance
of John Lennon? Ah!

281
00:12:42,143 --> 00:12:43,795
Sing the song we wrote!

282
00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,782
We wrote a song for you, Justin,

283
00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:50,492
and it's called "Justin
You, Justin Me, Justin Time."

284
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:56,609
♪ Justin you ♪

285
00:12:57,274 --> 00:12:59,098
♪ Justin me ♪

286
00:13:00,903 --> 00:13:04,387
♪ Justin time ♪

287
00:13:05,316 --> 00:13:07,644
♪ Just tonight ♪

288
00:13:07,650 --> 00:13:09,933
♪ I'm a Belieber ♪

289
00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:14,533
♪ Justin, please believe me ♪

290
00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:18,330
♪ Justin, I love you ♪

291
00:13:18,705 --> 00:13:19,905
Cut!

292
00:13:19,911 --> 00:13:21,347
(LAUGHS)

293
00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,066
It's actually a good song.

294
00:13:23,778 --> 00:13:24,978
(SIGHS)

295
00:13:24,984 --> 00:13:27,050
Something in me is gone.

296
00:13:28,755 --> 00:13:32,390
- So you knew Richard Simmons?
- Mm-hmm. When he was hot.

297
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:34,887
- So, Herbert...
- Yes?

298
00:13:34,893 --> 00:13:37,860
if you could sit there
and honestly tell us

299
00:13:37,866 --> 00:13:39,451
that Fitness by Force and The Metrix

300
00:13:39,457 --> 00:13:41,553
aren't good enough to
go through to the finals,

301
00:13:41,559 --> 00:13:44,342
we'll just walk out of here and
we'll never mention it again.

302
00:13:45,307 --> 00:13:48,037
- Hmm.
- I thought so.

303
00:13:48,043 --> 00:13:49,435
- (HERBERT CHUCKLES EVILLY)
- (JANET CHUCKLES)

304
00:13:49,441 --> 00:13:50,641
Then why?

305
00:13:50,647 --> 00:13:53,015
My one passion in life
was to become president

306
00:13:53,021 --> 00:13:55,285
of the competitive aerobics competition.

307
00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:57,504
Sixteen years I ran for office,

308
00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:01,005
and sixteen years I lost by one vote.

309
00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:04,528
One influential, deciding vote.

310
00:14:04,534 --> 00:14:06,378
- Colonel. (EXHALES)
- Mm-hmm.

311
00:14:06,384 --> 00:14:09,360
Even from the grave he
finds ways to screw me over.

312
00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,347
♪ Justin me ♪

313
00:14:12,141 --> 00:14:15,373
♪ Justin time ♪

314
00:14:15,379 --> 00:14:17,044
No, no, you gotta delete this.

315
00:14:17,050 --> 00:14:18,661
- No, no! Hey, no,
- No! No!

316
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,450
- mine is way worse than yours.
- No, it's not.

317
00:14:20,456 --> 00:14:22,465
My whole brand is at risk.

318
00:14:22,471 --> 00:14:24,567
- Yeah, so is mine!
- You don't have a brand.

319
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,776
You're an unemployed musician.

320
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:27,684
Yeah, but I will continue to be one

321
00:14:27,690 --> 00:14:29,166
- if that ever gets out!
- Nope.

322
00:14:29,172 --> 00:14:31,580
You gotta shoot another
one. Take your dick out.

323
00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:34,354
I'm starting to think that making
this videos with you was a bad idea.

324
00:14:34,697 --> 00:14:36,729
Yeah, it is a bad idea. This is so dumb.

325
00:14:36,735 --> 00:14:38,412
- What are we doing?
- Stupid.

326
00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:40,408
How drunk are we?

327
00:14:40,606 --> 00:14:42,020
I'm sober as a bird.

328
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:45,018
(GASPS) I know what we should do!

329
00:14:45,024 --> 00:14:48,263
We should make another
video! With both of us!

330
00:14:48,965 --> 00:14:50,364
That's a great idea.

331
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:52,577
Simultaneously committing
the same horrific act

332
00:14:52,583 --> 00:14:54,778
so that we're equally
incriminated equally.

333
00:14:54,965 --> 00:14:56,867
Wait, are you saying we both look dumb?

334
00:14:56,873 --> 00:14:59,851
- (BOTH LAUGH)
- (CLINK)

335
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:01,362
- Ah!
- Mm-hmm.

336
00:15:02,441 --> 00:15:03,832
Joe, let's do it, man.

337
00:15:03,838 --> 00:15:07,441
- Hold on. What a good idea.
- Look at that, it's professional grade.

338
00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:11,033
This is the best idea. Now we're
gonna definitely trust each other.

339
00:15:11,039 --> 00:15:14,345
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- This is why I'm glad we're not idiots.

340
00:15:14,351 --> 00:15:16,049
We are so smart!

341
00:15:16,055 --> 00:15:17,275
We know what we're doing.

342
00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,070
I wonder what the girls
are doing right now.

343
00:15:19,076 --> 00:15:23,584
They're probably like, "This
was a bad idea, it's stupid!"

344
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:27,093
"Like, where are the guys
to help us make decisions?"

345
00:15:27,099 --> 00:15:28,506
(LAUGHS)

346
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:30,572
- Ah, yeah, there we go.
- There we go.

347
00:15:30,860 --> 00:15:34,876
Herbert, the military perceived
aerobics to be too gay.

348
00:15:34,882 --> 00:15:36,444
- Ugh.
- It was Tom's mission

349
00:15:36,450 --> 00:15:38,480
to prove that it was a manly endeavor.

350
00:15:38,486 --> 00:15:41,464
Oh, Janet, he didn't
ruin me because I'm gay.

351
00:15:41,470 --> 00:15:44,877
After all, if a man can't be gay
in aerobics, where can he be gay?

352
00:15:44,883 --> 00:15:48,161
No, he did it because I
broke his all-time record

353
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:51,247
at the Annual Lone Star
Rifle Competition. Ha!

354
00:15:51,427 --> 00:15:53,638
Bang, bang! (LAUGHS)

355
00:15:53,644 --> 00:15:56,850
Um, but, what about us? The Metrix?

356
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:59,044
Oh, Barry's just a dick.

357
00:16:00,153 --> 00:16:01,831
- Hey, Bear-Bear?
- Uh-huh?

358
00:16:01,837 --> 00:16:03,264
Why do we hate each other?

359
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,748
I know that you stole
my crown, and my girl,

360
00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:09,043
and my dad's affection, but
like, where did it start?

361
00:16:09,049 --> 00:16:10,356
I just don't remember.

362
00:16:10,362 --> 00:16:11,770
You seriously don't remember?

363
00:16:11,776 --> 00:16:14,153
I really don't. Was it about politics?

364
00:16:14,159 --> 00:16:16,059
No, man, no.

365
00:16:16,116 --> 00:16:19,301
- In high school I idolized you.
- Really?

366
00:16:19,307 --> 00:16:23,306
You knew how to work out,
and how to talk to girls,

367
00:16:23,312 --> 00:16:24,884
and smoke weed.

368
00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,183
You know, if you

369
00:16:26,189 --> 00:16:29,197
boil life down to an essence,
that's all there really is.

370
00:16:29,203 --> 00:16:33,181
You were everything man
and I was, like you are now.

371
00:16:33,187 --> 00:16:36,206
I was fat and I didn't have
any friends, nobody liked me.

372
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:38,116
- Well...
- I was puffy.

373
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:40,935
You became my friend, it was so nice.

374
00:16:40,941 --> 00:16:44,505
And overnight I went from getting
atomic wedgies to giving 'em.

375
00:16:44,511 --> 00:16:46,311
That is the American dream.

376
00:16:46,382 --> 00:16:49,806
Then you, you dumped me, man.

377
00:16:50,600 --> 00:16:52,618
You dropped me like a bitch.

378
00:16:52,624 --> 00:16:56,127
Ah, I'm sure you're exaggerating.
You're probably remembering it wrong.

379
00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:58,438
You stood up on the roof of
the school with a bullhorn

380
00:16:58,444 --> 00:17:01,563
and said, "Hey, Barry, I'm
droppin' you like a bitch."

381
00:17:01,625 --> 00:17:03,807
And then later, on
the intercom, you said,

382
00:17:03,813 --> 00:17:06,099
"Hey, everybody, Barry's a fat bitch.

383
00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:07,613
Don't go to lunch with him."

384
00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:10,115
Then I... then I sat
alone for like three years.

385
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,145
Oh yeah, that was me.

386
00:17:15,562 --> 00:17:19,587
You know, you should be thanking
me, 'cause look at you now!

387
00:17:19,593 --> 00:17:22,578
- Hibiscus.
- I motivated your life, man!

388
00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:24,579
But you know what? Put it all behind us.

389
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,199
The past is in the past.

390
00:17:26,205 --> 00:17:27,994
We're talking through it, look at this.

391
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,714
You know, talking things out
makes us feel better, right?

392
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:34,113
Alright, Herb, so what can
we do to make this right?

393
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:36,400
Yes, Herb. What do you want?

394
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:39,503
Well I want what I've always
wanted. To be president.

395
00:17:39,509 --> 00:17:42,015
- But it's too late for that.
- Is it?

396
00:17:42,021 --> 00:17:44,800
Janet's the queen mother
of the aerobics empire,

397
00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:47,509
and Claudia is the
mastermind, you're welcome,

398
00:17:47,515 --> 00:17:50,265
of the most high-profile
fitness brand in the state.

399
00:17:50,271 --> 00:17:51,782
If we were to pool our resources,

400
00:17:51,788 --> 00:17:53,875
we could make sure that you're elected.

401
00:17:53,881 --> 00:17:55,765
- Well...
- Providing, of course,

402
00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:57,375
our teams make it through.

403
00:17:57,895 --> 00:18:00,281
(QUIRKY MUSIC)

404
00:18:00,434 --> 00:18:01,652
Bang, bang!

405
00:18:03,512 --> 00:18:05,112
Ha-ha. Hmm.

406
00:18:05,554 --> 00:18:08,564
- You know what, let's do this. Let's do this!
- Yeah, let's do it!

407
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,145
- We're gonna do it, okay.
- Yeah, okay. Let's do it.

408
00:18:11,265 --> 00:18:13,126
Okay, you sure this is a good idea?

409
00:18:13,132 --> 00:18:15,532
What could possibly be
more mutually humiliating?

410
00:18:15,538 --> 00:18:17,704
Oh, and this is not weird
because you're a guy,

411
00:18:17,710 --> 00:18:20,139
it's weird because you're you, you know?

412
00:18:20,145 --> 00:18:21,423
- Alright.
- Okay, uh,

413
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,227
- you don't have to take off your shirt.
- I gotta do this.

414
00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:25,088
- Yeah, but don't...
- We're gonna do it, we gotta do it.

415
00:18:25,094 --> 00:18:26,992
- No, but...
- Alright.

416
00:18:27,844 --> 00:18:31,086
- Do it. Hold on.
- Okay, do it, okay.

417
00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:32,780
Alright, yep.

418
00:18:34,622 --> 00:18:35,990
- Okay.
- Hibiscus.

419
00:18:35,996 --> 00:18:38,339
- Okay. Close your eyes.
- Okay.

420
00:18:39,144 --> 00:18:40,364
- Okay do it.
- You do it.

421
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,283
- Do it. Do it!
- Do it!

422
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,067
- Do it!
- Do it!

423
00:18:44,073 --> 00:18:46,176
- Be a man and kiss me.
- You know what? I'm gonna be a man,

424
00:18:46,182 --> 00:18:48,074
open your eyes. Open
your eyes, let's be men.

425
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:49,486
- No, let's close our eyes.
- Alright.

426
00:18:49,492 --> 00:18:50,798
- See you.
- No, I'm gonna be a man...

427
00:18:50,804 --> 00:18:53,088
- Okay. Okay, be a man and kiss me!
- and I'm gonna kiss you.

428
00:18:53,094 --> 00:18:55,394
Pull your hair in, and
I've got mine in too.

429
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,310
- Okay. One.
- Okay, ready? One.

430
00:18:57,316 --> 00:18:58,829
- Two.
- Two. Hang on.

431
00:18:59,609 --> 00:19:01,432
- Yep.
- Gently.

432
00:19:03,095 --> 00:19:05,206
Barry? W-T-F?

433
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:06,605
(SCOFFS) I knew it.

434
00:19:06,611 --> 00:19:08,107
Wait, what was that supposed to mean?

435
00:19:08,113 --> 00:19:11,248
Oh, no no no, it's cool.
We're just burying the hatchet.

436
00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,967
Yeah, it looked like you were
about to bury something else.

437
00:19:12,973 --> 00:19:14,459
Kinda hot, actually.

438
00:19:14,465 --> 00:19:16,518
This is all part of a master plan

439
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:20,137
where we get Herbert to
let us into the finals.

440
00:19:20,143 --> 00:19:21,817
What does a make out video

441
00:19:21,823 --> 00:19:24,027
have to do with getting
you back into the CAC?

442
00:19:24,033 --> 00:19:25,233
Tell 'em.

443
00:19:27,698 --> 00:19:29,992
I don't know how we got
here, but we're here.

444
00:19:29,998 --> 00:19:32,231
Well, it doesn't matter,
because you're in.

445
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,719
What, how'd you pull that off?

446
00:19:33,725 --> 00:19:35,893
It turns out that Herbert
just wanted to run the CAC

447
00:19:35,899 --> 00:19:38,964
so, we convinced the current
president to step down.

448
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,261
With help from Claudia

449
00:19:40,267 --> 00:19:43,159
for threatening to expose some of
his shady financial dealings online.

450
00:19:43,165 --> 00:19:46,667
Ah, and Janet put in a few calls
to her old friends, and voila!

451
00:19:46,673 --> 00:19:48,702
(CHUCKLES) President Langworth.

452
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:50,545
Oh, wow.

453
00:19:50,551 --> 00:19:52,350
It's, you know, it's not like

454
00:19:52,356 --> 00:19:54,358
- kidnapping plan.
- There's no kidnapping.

455
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:56,136
- Good for three girls.
- Good for you guys.

456
00:19:56,142 --> 00:19:57,876
- Way to work together guys.
- (PHONE RINGING AND CHIMING)

457
00:19:57,882 --> 00:20:00,246
What is going on? Why am I blowing up?

458
00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,778
I-I keep getting more popular every day.

459
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:06,834
Barry, what is this
video of you pigging out?

460
00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:09,672
...but I can live this
"char-rad" no longer.

461
00:20:09,677 --> 00:20:10,850
Oh no.

462
00:20:10,856 --> 00:20:12,464
My muscles are all implants...

463
00:20:12,634 --> 00:20:16,344
- and I get liposuction in my ass and thighs.
- (JOE LAUGHING ON VIDEO)

464
00:20:16,350 --> 00:20:18,519
No no, I did that before we made up.

465
00:20:18,525 --> 00:20:20,612
- We're cool now.
- You keep hurting me!

466
00:20:20,618 --> 00:20:22,682
- No! No, stop!
- You keep hurting me!

467
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,455
- Okay, you're overreacting!
- No!

468
00:20:24,461 --> 00:20:26,196
I'm gonna give you an atomic wedgie!

469
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:29,062
- Seriously, you two are babies. Babies!
- (SCREAMING)

470
00:20:29,249 --> 00:20:32,741
- Ow! Ow!
- (WHIP CRACK)

471
00:20:32,747 --> 00:20:35,274
All Metrix trespassers have 20 seconds

472
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,080
in which to leave my
house. This truce is over.

473
00:20:38,296 --> 00:20:41,290
- You're going down, bitches!
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay.

474
00:20:41,296 --> 00:20:42,984
That kiss meant nothing
to me, by the way.

475
00:20:43,507 --> 00:20:44,738
(WHIP CRACK)

476
00:20:48,658 --> 00:20:50,159
Where'd you get a whip?

477
00:20:51,738 --> 00:20:53,257
A gift from the gardener.

478
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:55,974
Hmm.

479
00:20:59,079 --> 00:21:01,183
NARRATOR: Next time,
on Let's Get Physical.

480
00:21:01,189 --> 00:21:03,309
Takin' my girls on a farewell tour!

481
00:21:03,315 --> 00:21:06,220
Now, we dance like Joe Force. (MOANS)

482
00:21:06,226 --> 00:21:08,501
- What happened to your face?
- Your mother.

483
00:21:08,507 --> 00:21:11,095
Stuffed crust pizza for everyone!

484
00:21:11,101 --> 00:21:14,596
I live with my mom and
my life is falling apart!

485
00:21:14,602 --> 00:21:16,332
Dance is a form of healing.

486
00:21:16,338 --> 00:21:19,518
I can't, I mean, you guys
aren't buying this, right?

487
00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:22,785
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