1 00:00:00,893 --> 00:00:03,393 (eerie music) 2 00:00:10,196 --> 00:00:13,029 (uplifting music) 3 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:25,156 (suspenseful music) 4 00:01:01,571 --> 00:01:04,119 - [Announcer] Attention Quinn University students. 5 00:01:04,119 --> 00:01:06,862 The Student Med league of dormitory 17 6 00:01:06,862 --> 00:01:09,721 would like to announce the arrival of a new topical dressing 7 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:13,011 being tested for breast augmentation procedures. 8 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:15,712 Female students with a double D cup or under 9 00:01:15,712 --> 00:01:18,518 are urged to take part in this important study. 10 00:01:18,518 --> 00:01:21,578 Students in the double D division and larger need not apply 11 00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:24,007 as the last subject tested in this category 12 00:01:24,007 --> 00:01:26,872 fell forward and suffered a severe concussion. 13 00:01:26,872 --> 00:01:29,160 No fee will provided for participants, 14 00:01:29,160 --> 00:01:31,305 other than the personal gratification 15 00:01:31,305 --> 00:01:34,796 of contributing to the upliftment of humanity. 16 00:01:34,796 --> 00:01:38,432 Refreshments will be served in conventional styrofoam cups. 17 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,849 (rock music) 18 00:01:57,116 --> 00:02:00,159 Debby Di Solman, please scrub up and report to the lab 19 00:02:00,159 --> 00:02:02,225 for emergency hydrotherapy. 20 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:04,424 Debby Di Solman to the lab immediately. 21 00:02:04,424 --> 00:02:07,842 (audience cheer) 22 00:02:07,842 --> 00:02:12,443 ("Flying Blind" by Medicine Wheel) 23 00:02:12,443 --> 00:02:16,361 ♪ Congratulations to you baby, kiss the sky ♪ 24 00:02:16,361 --> 00:02:21,047 ♪ Now your date with destiny, lies past the runway line ♪ 25 00:02:21,047 --> 00:02:25,029 ♪ Throttle forward as the rockets engines cry ♪ 26 00:02:25,029 --> 00:02:30,029 ♪ 10,000 pounds of rust goes screaming into flight ♪ 27 00:02:30,036 --> 00:02:34,425 ♪ Halfway to Heaven, halfway to Hell ♪ 28 00:02:34,425 --> 00:02:38,769 ♪ Going where angels dare go ♪ 29 00:02:38,769 --> 00:02:42,936 ♪ Higher and higher this sky we will pass ♪ 30 00:02:43,793 --> 00:02:46,795 - Well Gina, you should go to the polo match 31 00:02:46,795 --> 00:02:48,664 with me tomorrow. 32 00:02:48,664 --> 00:02:50,838 - I didn't know you Australian's liked polo, 33 00:02:50,838 --> 00:02:53,106 I thought that was more of a British thing. 34 00:02:53,106 --> 00:02:55,606 - Well, it's an acquired taste 35 00:02:56,595 --> 00:02:58,017 but I think you'd have a good time 36 00:02:58,017 --> 00:03:00,606 because you can meet some very rich men there. 37 00:03:00,606 --> 00:03:02,782 - Oh well I'm game for that. 38 00:03:02,782 --> 00:03:05,721 I'm tired of going Dutch all the time. 39 00:03:05,721 --> 00:03:10,123 - So you and Ron haven't patched up your differences huh? 40 00:03:10,123 --> 00:03:11,774 - Well, only that one night 41 00:03:11,774 --> 00:03:15,259 that someone put Spanish wine in our punch. 42 00:03:15,259 --> 00:03:16,720 Well actually come to think of it 43 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:19,327 we did have sex one more time after that. 44 00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:21,172 - Well how was it? 45 00:03:21,172 --> 00:03:23,116 - [Gina] Like beating a dead horse. 46 00:03:23,116 --> 00:03:25,211 - Well, that reminds of the story 47 00:03:25,211 --> 00:03:27,602 of Catherine the Great of Russia. 48 00:03:27,602 --> 00:03:30,349 - Was she famous for beating dead horses? 49 00:03:30,349 --> 00:03:34,349 - Well actually dear it was the other way round. 50 00:03:35,197 --> 00:03:37,756 ♪ Fuel supply is low ♪ 51 00:03:37,756 --> 00:03:42,620 ♪ As my target closes in at almost twice the speed of sound ♪ 52 00:03:42,620 --> 00:03:44,308 ♪ I'll shed a tear ♪ 53 00:03:44,308 --> 00:03:47,227 ♪ For those below ♪ 54 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:51,854 ♪ Halfway to Heaven, halfway to Hell ♪ 55 00:03:51,854 --> 00:03:53,721 - Supposedly Catherine the Great 56 00:03:53,721 --> 00:03:56,119 was this insatiable nymphomaniac 57 00:03:56,119 --> 00:03:59,142 who no man could fully satisfy. 58 00:03:59,142 --> 00:04:02,053 - Well I can relate (laughs). 59 00:04:02,053 --> 00:04:03,511 - One day Catherine decided 60 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:06,153 that she wanted to make it with a horse. 61 00:04:06,153 --> 00:04:07,812 - A horse? 62 00:04:07,812 --> 00:04:09,265 - Yeah, a horse. 63 00:04:09,265 --> 00:04:10,767 So she had the palace engineers 64 00:04:10,767 --> 00:04:13,493 build this tremendous harness above her bed 65 00:04:13,493 --> 00:04:15,243 so that they could lower the horse to hoist-- 66 00:04:15,243 --> 00:04:16,635 - That's sick. 67 00:04:16,635 --> 00:04:18,758 Did she actually do it with a horse? 68 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:22,958 - Oh no, the horse fell and it crushed her to death. 69 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:26,728 - Oh god, what a horrible way to go. 70 00:04:26,728 --> 00:04:28,309 - I know. 71 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,951 At least she went with her riding boots on. 72 00:04:30,951 --> 00:04:34,451 ("Flying Bird" continues) 73 00:05:16,422 --> 00:05:20,745 ♪ Halfway to Heaven, halfway to Hell ♪ 74 00:05:20,745 --> 00:05:25,255 ♪ Going where angels dare go ♪ 75 00:05:25,255 --> 00:05:26,963 ♪ Higher and higher ♪ 76 00:05:26,963 --> 00:05:29,914 - I went to a past life therapist this week 77 00:05:29,914 --> 00:05:33,692 and I was regressed back to my last three incarnations. 78 00:05:33,692 --> 00:05:35,533 - God that sounds pretty wild. 79 00:05:35,533 --> 00:05:38,037 So who were you in your past lives? 80 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:39,626 - Well let's see. 81 00:05:39,626 --> 00:05:43,709 From 1774 to 1798 I was a Zulu warrior in Africa. 82 00:05:46,407 --> 00:05:48,787 - Didn't live too long that time did you? 83 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:52,458 - Oh no, it was a jungle out there. 84 00:05:52,458 --> 00:05:54,541 Oh and from 1806 to 1867, 85 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:57,807 I was a promiscuous southern belle 86 00:05:57,807 --> 00:06:00,474 on a Carolina cotton plantation. 87 00:06:01,691 --> 00:06:03,993 - Who were you after that? 88 00:06:03,993 --> 00:06:06,579 - A nun in Vatican City. 89 00:06:06,579 --> 00:06:07,848 - Huh. 90 00:06:07,848 --> 00:06:11,932 Tell me about the promiscuous southern belle. 91 00:06:11,932 --> 00:06:15,087 - You know, I thought you'd ask me about that one. 92 00:06:15,087 --> 00:06:16,876 My name was Nelly. 93 00:06:16,876 --> 00:06:18,793 Nelly Anastasia Rydell. 94 00:06:21,282 --> 00:06:22,971 (magical music) 95 00:06:22,971 --> 00:06:27,562 My father, Obadiah Rydell made a fortune growing cotton 96 00:06:27,562 --> 00:06:31,204 for a French woman's underpants manufacturer. 97 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:34,134 One morning when I was about 21 years old, 98 00:06:34,134 --> 00:06:37,304 I was sipping a mint julep on the veranda, 99 00:06:37,304 --> 00:06:40,159 a gentleman caller I'd come to know quite well 100 00:06:40,159 --> 00:06:41,822 came a calling. 101 00:06:41,822 --> 00:06:45,091 He was a Frenchman named Hugh Hardone. 102 00:06:45,091 --> 00:06:47,501 Monsieur Hardone was the buyer 103 00:06:47,501 --> 00:06:51,582 for the underwear manufacturer over in France. 104 00:06:51,582 --> 00:06:56,087 He'd come back by my by, very often to check the crops. 105 00:06:56,087 --> 00:06:58,222 Making sure the cotton was good quality 106 00:06:58,222 --> 00:07:01,426 befitting fine ladies underpants. 107 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:04,462 Hugh didn't speak the English language very well 108 00:07:04,462 --> 00:07:06,739 so we developed this sort of uh, 109 00:07:06,739 --> 00:07:08,322 romantic shorthand. 110 00:07:09,282 --> 00:07:12,893 Knowing my daddy was out plowing the fields, 111 00:07:12,893 --> 00:07:17,210 Hugh wasted no time making his intentions known. 112 00:07:17,210 --> 00:07:20,637 We went upstairs to the room at the tip top of the house. 113 00:07:20,637 --> 00:07:24,804 There were windows all around looking out into the trees. 114 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,903 We pretended we were a couple of squirrels 115 00:07:28,903 --> 00:07:30,951 jumping branches outside, 116 00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:34,619 gathering nuts for the long, lonely winter. 117 00:07:34,619 --> 00:07:37,190 Like the gentleman that he was 118 00:07:37,190 --> 00:07:40,489 Hugh helped me disrobe out of the cumbersome apparel 119 00:07:40,489 --> 00:07:43,317 that was fashion of the times. 120 00:07:43,317 --> 00:07:45,734 (rock music) 121 00:07:57,620 --> 00:07:59,930 - Did you ever see Hugh Hardone again? 122 00:07:59,930 --> 00:08:04,097 - No, his ship sunk off the coast of the Canary Islands. 123 00:08:05,384 --> 00:08:08,777 Yeah he went down with 1,100 bales of cotton. 124 00:08:08,777 --> 00:08:11,286 Yeah, well virgin cotton, 125 00:08:11,286 --> 00:08:15,933 which is much more than I can say for myself my dear. 126 00:08:15,933 --> 00:08:18,139 - Quite, what a sad ending. 127 00:08:18,139 --> 00:08:19,717 - Not really. 128 00:08:19,717 --> 00:08:22,534 That's the nice thing about reincarnation, 129 00:08:22,534 --> 00:08:26,637 you can just keep coming back and doing it over again. 130 00:08:26,637 --> 00:08:30,387 ♪ I feel my temperature rise ♪ 131 00:08:37,941 --> 00:08:40,492 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 132 00:08:40,492 --> 00:08:45,492 ♪ And there's something that my body can't forget ♪ 133 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:48,539 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 134 00:08:48,539 --> 00:08:52,706 ♪ My body's on fire but I'm dripping wet ♪ 135 00:09:00,210 --> 00:09:04,271 ♪ Got a hell of a fever whenever you're around ♪ 136 00:09:04,271 --> 00:09:06,074 ♪ When my breath gets short ♪ 137 00:09:06,074 --> 00:09:08,153 ♪ My hearts starts to pound ♪ 138 00:09:08,153 --> 00:09:11,798 ♪ I can't control what I'm thinking about ♪ 139 00:09:11,798 --> 00:09:16,080 ♪ 'Cause I always remember our first workout ♪ 140 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,046 ♪ It's dripping from my forehead ♪ 141 00:09:18,046 --> 00:09:19,909 ♪ It's beading on my brow ♪ 142 00:09:19,909 --> 00:09:24,076 ♪ I've used up all my body it's too late to stop it now ♪ 143 00:09:33,253 --> 00:09:35,690 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 144 00:09:35,690 --> 00:09:40,690 ♪ And there's something that my body can't forget ♪ 145 00:09:41,142 --> 00:09:43,792 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 146 00:09:43,792 --> 00:09:46,986 ♪ My body's on fire but I'm dripping wet ♪ 147 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:50,153 (audience applauding) 148 00:09:52,248 --> 00:09:53,125 - [Announcer] Thank you Debby, 149 00:09:53,125 --> 00:09:56,493 your test results are 10, nine, 10. 150 00:09:56,493 --> 00:09:57,773 Very impressive. 151 00:09:57,773 --> 00:09:59,706 Doctors Peters and Gruss would 152 00:09:59,706 --> 00:10:01,645 like to schedule an appointment for further evaluation 153 00:10:01,645 --> 00:10:04,062 at your earliest convenience. 154 00:10:06,792 --> 00:10:07,986 - Have you ever thought about 155 00:10:07,986 --> 00:10:10,292 going to see a past life therapist? 156 00:10:10,292 --> 00:10:11,375 - Uh, no way. 157 00:10:12,210 --> 00:10:14,253 I mean if I found out that I was someone like 158 00:10:14,253 --> 00:10:17,146 Catherine the Great or someone like that, 159 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:19,829 then I wouldn't be able to live with myself. 160 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,756 - Well the way I see it, it wasn't her fault 161 00:10:21,756 --> 00:10:24,298 she died an ignoble death. 162 00:10:24,298 --> 00:10:26,364 I mean I think that it was the product 163 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:29,031 of poor structurous engineering. 164 00:10:29,886 --> 00:10:32,303 (clattering) 165 00:10:33,406 --> 00:10:35,821 - [Announcer] Dr. Cleo Theraidus please report 166 00:10:35,821 --> 00:10:37,011 to the rectal lab 167 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,870 for an emergency marital aid recovery operation. 168 00:10:39,870 --> 00:10:42,585 Dr. Theraidus please report to the lab immediately, 169 00:10:42,585 --> 00:10:45,668 before the patient vibrates to death. 170 00:10:47,698 --> 00:10:50,115 (rock music) 171 00:10:56,847 --> 00:10:58,739 - Whoa look who just walked in. 172 00:10:58,739 --> 00:11:03,088 Wendy Waltsman, pre-med and proctologist extraordinaire. 173 00:11:03,088 --> 00:11:04,448 - No way, I wouldn't even touch her 174 00:11:04,448 --> 00:11:07,615 with a ten foot pole wrapped in latex. 175 00:11:22,165 --> 00:11:23,736 ♪ I never knew what a kiss could do ♪ 176 00:11:23,736 --> 00:11:25,608 ♪ 'Cause I gave myself to you ♪ 177 00:11:25,608 --> 00:11:30,608 ♪ I'll never be the same ♪ 178 00:11:31,466 --> 00:11:33,301 ♪ Only a fool would go back to you ♪ 179 00:11:33,301 --> 00:11:34,850 ♪ After what you put me through ♪ 180 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:39,850 ♪ Baby you're so vain ♪ 181 00:11:40,056 --> 00:11:42,806 ♪ You're so vain ♪ 182 00:11:43,797 --> 00:11:45,274 - Good evening gentleman. 183 00:11:45,274 --> 00:11:46,191 - Hi Wendy. 184 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:50,449 - Rough at the orifice dear? 185 00:11:50,449 --> 00:11:54,304 - Oh I see we have a fledgling chlamydian in our midst. 186 00:11:54,304 --> 00:11:58,670 So, you think proctology is a joke do you... 187 00:11:58,670 --> 00:11:59,562 - Tony. 188 00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:01,276 And this is my friend Ron. 189 00:12:01,276 --> 00:12:02,194 - Hi Ron. 190 00:12:02,194 --> 00:12:05,067 We'll see just how much Tony's funny bones gets tickled 191 00:12:05,067 --> 00:12:08,183 if he ever has a hemorrhoid that needs to be lanced. 192 00:12:08,183 --> 00:12:11,616 - (laughs) Touche. 193 00:12:11,616 --> 00:12:13,350 It's a tough job but-- 194 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:16,752 - I know, I know, someone's gotta do it. 195 00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:18,764 You know if there's one thing I hate, 196 00:12:18,764 --> 00:12:21,182 it's people who use cliches. 197 00:12:21,182 --> 00:12:24,783 It's kind of like wearing old worn out shoes, 198 00:12:24,783 --> 00:12:28,483 however, for lack of a better phrase, 199 00:12:28,483 --> 00:12:31,816 I must admit a hard man is good to find. 200 00:12:33,550 --> 00:12:34,383 - Oh. 201 00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:37,081 Hey if the shoe fits? 202 00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:43,923 ♪ Bring me up and tear me down ♪ 203 00:12:43,923 --> 00:12:48,923 ♪ Draining my heart with all you the things you say ♪ 204 00:12:50,533 --> 00:12:55,533 ♪ Things you say ♪ 205 00:12:56,351 --> 00:12:57,885 ♪ Come to my ocean ♪ 206 00:12:57,885 --> 00:12:58,950 ♪ Feel my devotion ♪ 207 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:03,756 ♪ Can't you feel my devotion ♪ 208 00:13:03,756 --> 00:13:08,442 ♪ I promise forever ♪ 209 00:13:08,442 --> 00:13:12,278 ♪ A love never ending ♪ 210 00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:15,164 ♪ It's killing me ♪ 211 00:13:15,164 --> 00:13:16,933 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 212 00:13:16,933 --> 00:13:19,041 ♪ Hanging by a thread ♪ 213 00:13:19,041 --> 00:13:23,987 ♪ Didn't see you coming baby, oh yeah ♪ 214 00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,227 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 215 00:13:26,227 --> 00:13:28,314 ♪ Left me here for dead ♪ 216 00:13:28,314 --> 00:13:32,709 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 217 00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:37,505 ♪ Whoa yeah ♪ 218 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,998 ♪ Ow ♪ 219 00:13:38,998 --> 00:13:40,870 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 220 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,998 ♪ Left me stranded ♪ 221 00:13:42,998 --> 00:13:45,419 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 222 00:13:45,419 --> 00:13:47,675 ♪ Empty handed ♪ 223 00:13:47,675 --> 00:13:49,700 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 224 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:51,533 - 10 foot pole my ass. 225 00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:19,971 ♪ Come to my ocean ♪ 226 00:14:19,971 --> 00:14:21,242 ♪ Feel my devotion ♪ 227 00:14:21,242 --> 00:14:24,476 ♪ All my loves like the ocean ♪ 228 00:14:24,476 --> 00:14:29,476 ♪ I'm drowning in a river ♪ 229 00:14:30,302 --> 00:14:34,429 ♪ Oh you, no more pretending ♪ 230 00:14:34,429 --> 00:14:36,756 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 231 00:14:36,756 --> 00:14:38,794 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 232 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:41,167 ♪ I'm hanging by a thread ♪ 233 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:45,016 ♪ Didn't see you coming baby ♪ 234 00:14:45,016 --> 00:14:45,879 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 235 00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:48,145 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 236 00:14:48,145 --> 00:14:53,024 ♪ Left me here for dead ♪ 237 00:14:53,024 --> 00:14:55,142 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 238 00:14:55,142 --> 00:14:57,470 ♪ Hanging by a thread ♪ 239 00:14:57,470 --> 00:15:02,177 ♪ Didn't see you coming baby ♪ 240 00:15:02,177 --> 00:15:04,511 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 241 00:15:04,511 --> 00:15:07,011 ♪ Left me here for dead ♪ 242 00:15:07,011 --> 00:15:09,511 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 243 00:15:19,669 --> 00:15:23,836 - Have you ever gone to bed with another woman Gina? 244 00:15:24,698 --> 00:15:26,281 - No, why have you? 245 00:15:27,368 --> 00:15:28,201 - Yeah. 246 00:15:29,166 --> 00:15:31,798 - In this life (laughs)? 247 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:32,631 - Yeah. 248 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:35,134 - Did you like it? 249 00:15:37,226 --> 00:15:38,059 - Yeah. 250 00:15:42,679 --> 00:15:46,219 ♪ Will I keep offending ♪ 251 00:15:46,219 --> 00:15:49,004 ♪ Can't you see ♪ 252 00:15:49,004 --> 00:15:50,800 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 253 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,874 - I have a confession to make Gina. 254 00:15:53,874 --> 00:15:58,263 I lied about the Zulu war in the late 18th Century. 255 00:15:58,263 --> 00:15:59,096 - Oh. 256 00:16:00,135 --> 00:16:03,049 Well then, who were you then? 257 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:07,216 I mean Betsy Ross or Florence Nightingale or you know, who? 258 00:16:11,116 --> 00:16:15,416 - Catherine the Great (laughs). 259 00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,476 - Oh my god, no wonder you are like, 260 00:16:18,476 --> 00:16:22,643 so into like those polo matches you equestrian slut. 261 00:16:30,169 --> 00:16:35,169 ♪ Hold my love like the ocean ♪ 262 00:16:35,223 --> 00:16:39,856 ♪ I'm drowning in the river ♪ 263 00:16:39,856 --> 00:16:43,912 ♪ Oh you, no more pretending ♪ 264 00:16:43,912 --> 00:16:46,312 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 265 00:16:46,312 --> 00:16:48,320 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 266 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:50,674 ♪ I'm hanging by a thread ♪ 267 00:16:50,674 --> 00:16:54,557 ♪ Didn't see you coming baby ♪ 268 00:16:54,557 --> 00:16:55,401 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 269 00:16:55,401 --> 00:16:57,691 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 270 00:16:57,691 --> 00:17:00,075 ♪ Left me here for dead ♪ 271 00:17:00,075 --> 00:17:02,396 - See the mating habits of our species 272 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:05,070 have been molded over millennia of evolution. 273 00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:06,286 It's all in the genes. 274 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,619 - Yeah I'll say. 275 00:17:09,958 --> 00:17:12,785 How's your 10 foot pole Tony? 276 00:17:12,785 --> 00:17:16,248 - Last time I looked it was 8.4 inches and holding. 277 00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:17,854 - Ooh that is a record? 278 00:17:17,854 --> 00:17:19,588 - No but it's a damn good average. 279 00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:20,472 - [Announcer] Thank you Cleo, 280 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:23,467 your test results are 10, nine, 10. 281 00:17:23,467 --> 00:17:25,422 You are currently tied with Debby Di Solman 282 00:17:25,422 --> 00:17:26,617 for the lead position. 283 00:17:26,617 --> 00:17:29,541 Please report to Dr. Beards office for a second opinion. 284 00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,748 - This is the same technique my past life therapist 285 00:17:31,748 --> 00:17:34,749 used on me to help me regress. 286 00:17:34,749 --> 00:17:35,921 - I don't know about that. 287 00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:40,088 I have really hard time believing in all that voodoo crap. 288 00:17:40,983 --> 00:17:44,420 It's just creation of your imagination. 289 00:17:44,420 --> 00:17:47,334 - Your eyes, they start drooping, 290 00:17:47,334 --> 00:17:49,318 feeling really heavy, 291 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:53,234 drooping like a porno stars wilting phallus 292 00:17:53,234 --> 00:17:56,433 after an 18 hour marathon shooting day. 293 00:17:56,433 --> 00:18:00,754 ♪ Wind me up like up a toy all day long ♪ 294 00:18:00,754 --> 00:18:03,596 ♪ Until I have to go home ♪ 295 00:18:03,596 --> 00:18:04,824 ♪ Oh ♪ 296 00:18:04,824 --> 00:18:06,281 ♪ You really got me going ♪ 297 00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:08,137 - God I wish they'd keep that noise down in there 298 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,204 with that ridiculous wet t-shirt contest. 299 00:18:10,204 --> 00:18:14,371 I mean, it's a totally gratuitous form of entertainment. 300 00:18:15,229 --> 00:18:18,952 - You've obviously never had a hard on Valerie. 301 00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:21,825 - No, I can't say that I have. 302 00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:24,593 - You're getting very sleepy. 303 00:18:24,593 --> 00:18:25,593 Very sleepy. 304 00:18:28,571 --> 00:18:31,502 Now you go back through the white light, 305 00:18:31,502 --> 00:18:34,252 back through the akashic records. 306 00:18:35,260 --> 00:18:37,697 Back to the attic of your soul, 307 00:18:37,697 --> 00:18:40,580 just like a high school year book laid out in front of you 308 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:43,490 with all the memories of your past lives. 309 00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,157 Oh Hugh, it was you. 310 00:18:47,180 --> 00:18:51,180 (speaking in foreign language) 311 00:18:57,919 --> 00:18:59,647 (moaning) 312 00:18:59,647 --> 00:19:01,980 - Oh Hugh it's been so long. 313 00:19:03,759 --> 00:19:06,348 I just think I'll have to give you a little French lesson 314 00:19:06,348 --> 00:19:08,386 that you'll never forgot. 315 00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:09,303 - Oh Sally. 316 00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,067 Are you sure this is French? 317 00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,552 I always thought it was Latin. 318 00:19:15,552 --> 00:19:18,229 - Oh you just hold your horses there Hugh. 319 00:19:18,229 --> 00:19:21,912 Or I'm gonna give you a crash course in Greek. 320 00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:26,079 - (moans) Frankly my dear I don't give a damn. 321 00:19:29,031 --> 00:19:30,158 - What's my toilet training 322 00:19:30,158 --> 00:19:34,030 got to do with my aversion toward cunnilingus? 323 00:19:34,030 --> 00:19:37,079 - Are you two talking about me behind my back? 324 00:19:37,079 --> 00:19:41,246 - No, we were just discussing Ron's personal eating habits. 325 00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,833 - Valerie listen, can I have a word with Ron alone please. 326 00:19:45,833 --> 00:19:47,230 - Sure. 327 00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:51,397 Maybe a little lip service will do you both some good. 328 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:53,293 - Ron. 329 00:19:54,452 --> 00:19:58,940 I want all the lingerie I left at your apartment back. 330 00:19:58,940 --> 00:20:00,607 - I, I'm sorry Gina. 331 00:20:01,935 --> 00:20:03,911 I washed my car this week 332 00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:07,036 and I didn't have anything else to dry it off with. 333 00:20:07,036 --> 00:20:07,981 - What? 334 00:20:07,981 --> 00:20:09,229 You pig. 335 00:20:09,229 --> 00:20:12,252 You lose, those are my favorite underthings. 336 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,262 - I'm sorry. 337 00:20:13,262 --> 00:20:15,619 Look, Gina this is probably bad timing on my part but, 338 00:20:15,619 --> 00:20:17,981 I want us to get back together again. 339 00:20:17,981 --> 00:20:20,332 - Oh after you use my personal things 340 00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:22,936 to buff the bumper of your car? 341 00:20:22,936 --> 00:20:24,435 Not. 342 00:20:24,435 --> 00:20:25,875 - [Announcer] Dr. Eva Clitor, 343 00:20:25,875 --> 00:20:28,462 please scrub up and report to the hydrotherapy lab 344 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:30,547 for pre-op delousing procedures. 345 00:20:30,547 --> 00:20:33,815 Dr. Clitor to hydrotherapy, stat. 346 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:37,982 ("The Night Is Young" by Fitnessglo) 347 00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:55,925 ♪ From the moment that I saw you ♪ 348 00:20:55,925 --> 00:20:59,105 ♪ I started to adore you ♪ 349 00:20:59,105 --> 00:21:04,105 ♪ A dream come true before my eyes ♪ 350 00:21:04,336 --> 00:21:06,469 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 351 00:21:06,469 --> 00:21:09,966 ♪ Let's not wait another minute ♪ 352 00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:13,457 ♪ We have each other let's begin it ♪ 353 00:21:13,457 --> 00:21:18,457 ♪ 'Cause life's too short to compromise ♪ 354 00:21:18,735 --> 00:21:20,777 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 355 00:21:20,777 --> 00:21:25,777 ♪ I just can't wait to get you all alone tonight ♪ 356 00:21:28,127 --> 00:21:30,777 ♪ We'll make each minute count ♪ 357 00:21:30,777 --> 00:21:35,284 ♪ Until the morning light, yeah ♪ 358 00:21:35,284 --> 00:21:39,922 ♪ The night is young ♪ 359 00:21:39,922 --> 00:21:42,390 ♪ We're all alone, oh yeah ♪ 360 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:47,245 ♪ The night is young ♪ 361 00:21:47,245 --> 00:21:48,967 ♪ Let's go for broke ♪ 362 00:21:48,967 --> 00:21:52,582 ♪ 'Cause time is on our side ♪ 363 00:21:52,582 --> 00:21:56,044 ♪ We can't be denied ♪ 364 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,412 ♪ Well I try to figure out you ♪ 365 00:21:59,412 --> 00:22:02,689 ♪ But there's something that's about you ♪ 366 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:07,689 ♪ That always brings me to my knees ♪ 367 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:10,345 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 368 00:22:10,345 --> 00:22:13,746 ♪ In the magic of the moment ♪ 369 00:22:13,746 --> 00:22:17,373 ♪ 'Cause when I can't control it ♪ 370 00:22:17,373 --> 00:22:22,246 ♪ When you do those things to me ♪ 371 00:22:22,246 --> 00:22:26,138 - I cried for days when your ship sank off the coast 372 00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:27,971 of the Canary Islands. 373 00:22:30,575 --> 00:22:33,825 - So did I, when I saw those shark fins 374 00:22:34,881 --> 00:22:36,964 coming through the water. 375 00:22:41,155 --> 00:22:43,916 ♪ Ooh yeah ♪ 376 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:47,754 ♪ Ooh the night is young ♪ 377 00:22:47,754 --> 00:22:51,054 ♪ Ooh ♪ 378 00:22:51,054 --> 00:22:52,825 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 379 00:22:52,825 --> 00:22:53,658 - Come on. 380 00:22:53,658 --> 00:22:54,491 Come on. 381 00:22:54,491 --> 00:22:55,324 Hugh. 382 00:22:55,324 --> 00:22:56,157 Hugh. 383 00:22:56,157 --> 00:22:58,324 (moaning) 384 00:22:59,718 --> 00:23:02,709 (hawwing) 385 00:23:02,709 --> 00:23:03,814 (whinnies) 386 00:23:03,814 --> 00:23:05,711 (screams) 387 00:23:05,711 --> 00:23:07,128 Get away from me. 388 00:23:08,317 --> 00:23:10,150 - [Hugh] What's wrong? 389 00:23:11,097 --> 00:23:13,034 - See Gina, we're not the only one 390 00:23:13,034 --> 00:23:15,451 having relationship problems. 391 00:23:18,224 --> 00:23:22,419 ♪ Ooh yeah ♪ 392 00:23:22,419 --> 00:23:25,073 ♪ Ooh ♪ 393 00:23:25,073 --> 00:23:27,148 ♪ The night is young ♪ 394 00:23:27,148 --> 00:23:29,466 (audience applauding) 395 00:23:29,466 --> 00:23:30,482 - [Announcer] Thank you Eva, 396 00:23:30,482 --> 00:23:33,854 your test results are 10, 10, 10. 397 00:23:33,854 --> 00:23:36,991 Perfect results, making it your second time to win 398 00:23:36,991 --> 00:23:39,748 in the Quac's research incentive program. 399 00:23:39,748 --> 00:23:42,749 To add to your silver plated commemorative Ben Wa balls, 400 00:23:42,749 --> 00:23:45,734 you'll be awarded an all expense paid weekend vacation 401 00:23:45,734 --> 00:23:48,847 in a motel of you choice in Philadelphia. 402 00:23:48,847 --> 00:23:51,415 And I would advise taking on the Ben Wa's. 403 00:23:51,415 --> 00:23:53,105 Clang the Liberty Bell once or twice 404 00:23:53,105 --> 00:23:55,605 while you're there for us Eva. 405 00:23:57,531 --> 00:24:00,038 ♪ Well you know what I want ♪ 406 00:24:00,038 --> 00:24:04,219 ♪ And I'll get my own way ♪ 407 00:24:04,219 --> 00:24:06,487 ♪ I told him not to see her ♪ 408 00:24:06,487 --> 00:24:08,968 ♪ I don't play by the book ♪ 409 00:24:08,968 --> 00:24:10,646 ♪ No I don't ♪ 410 00:24:10,646 --> 00:24:13,278 ♪ One dose of Valium ♪ 411 00:24:13,278 --> 00:24:17,337 ♪ That's all it took ♪ 412 00:24:17,337 --> 00:24:20,806 ♪ I've seen it, I've done it, I've heard it before ♪ 413 00:24:20,806 --> 00:24:24,039 ♪ Now it's my turn to settle the score ♪ 414 00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:27,731 ♪ I've seen it, I've said it, I'll say it again ♪ 415 00:24:27,731 --> 00:24:29,578 ♪ I don't care ♪ 416 00:24:29,578 --> 00:24:32,440 - [Announcer] Attention all Quinn University students. 417 00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,663 The Quinn University staff of oral surgeries 418 00:24:34,663 --> 00:24:36,109 in conjunction with 419 00:24:36,109 --> 00:24:39,519 the Lovelay Center of International Post Orgasmic Research 420 00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:42,141 would like to invite all interested parties 421 00:24:42,141 --> 00:24:45,593 to an open symposium at dormitory 17. 422 00:24:45,593 --> 00:24:48,519 All hormonally charged students with proclivity towards 423 00:24:48,519 --> 00:24:50,421 literal stimulation are encouraged 424 00:24:50,421 --> 00:24:52,380 to participate in the study. 425 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:56,728 Those without oral inclination are urged not to apply. 426 00:24:56,728 --> 00:24:58,934 Since the reputation of our esteemed University 427 00:24:58,934 --> 00:25:01,793 hinges on the unimpeachable authenticity 428 00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,643 of our research experiments, 429 00:25:03,643 --> 00:25:05,815 three Nobel Laureate neuro-surgeons 430 00:25:05,815 --> 00:25:07,585 will monitor brain wave activity 431 00:25:07,585 --> 00:25:12,277 to verify that none of the participants orgasms are faked. 432 00:25:12,277 --> 00:25:14,931 Pretzels and mouthwash will be served immediately following 433 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:17,125 the final climax of the evening. 434 00:25:17,125 --> 00:25:20,056 ♪ The power, the glory, it's calling my name ♪ 435 00:25:20,056 --> 00:25:23,104 ♪ I won't stop to play that game ♪ 436 00:25:23,104 --> 00:25:26,516 ♪ 'Cause I'm proud to be loud ♪ 437 00:25:26,516 --> 00:25:28,393 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 438 00:25:28,393 --> 00:25:31,527 - Do you really think this itching powder, 439 00:25:31,527 --> 00:25:34,327 is it necessary Nurse Hatcher? 440 00:25:34,327 --> 00:25:36,870 - I'm appalled at the rampant promiscuity 441 00:25:36,870 --> 00:25:39,372 at these dorm 17 parties. 442 00:25:39,372 --> 00:25:40,205 - Ah. 443 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,474 - Someone's got to put a stop to it. 444 00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,525 - Yeah I'm afraid that's like trying to stop 445 00:25:43,525 --> 00:25:46,608 a Panzer division with a pea shooter. 446 00:25:49,931 --> 00:25:52,580 - [Announcer] Rhonda Rydell of the gynecology department, 447 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:56,308 please report to the oral examination room stat. 448 00:25:56,308 --> 00:25:59,264 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 449 00:25:59,264 --> 00:26:02,508 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 450 00:26:02,508 --> 00:26:05,425 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 451 00:26:10,914 --> 00:26:12,174 (relaxed pop music) 452 00:26:12,174 --> 00:26:16,355 ♪ If I knew then what I know now ♪ 453 00:26:16,355 --> 00:26:20,749 ♪ I wouldn't have moved so fast ♪ 454 00:26:20,749 --> 00:26:25,749 ♪ If you told me then what you tell me now ♪ 455 00:26:25,972 --> 00:26:30,528 ♪ I would've made all of this ♪ 456 00:26:30,528 --> 00:26:31,738 - So what do you think Gina, 457 00:26:31,738 --> 00:26:34,121 you gonna enter the orgas-ma-rama. 458 00:26:34,121 --> 00:26:36,073 - Hmm, what's the prize? 459 00:26:36,073 --> 00:26:38,330 - Free trip to Puerto Rico. 460 00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:39,793 - I'll enter if you do. 461 00:26:39,793 --> 00:26:40,703 - Why not. 462 00:26:40,703 --> 00:26:42,167 - Sure. 463 00:26:42,167 --> 00:26:44,917 (cheerful music) 464 00:26:47,252 --> 00:26:49,246 ♪ It's too late for me ♪ 465 00:26:49,246 --> 00:26:51,451 - [Announcer] Elaine Turnbull please report 466 00:26:51,451 --> 00:26:52,823 to the oral lab immediately. 467 00:26:52,823 --> 00:26:54,183 Elaine Turnbull. 468 00:26:54,183 --> 00:26:55,379 ♪ It's too late to give ♪ 469 00:26:55,379 --> 00:26:58,163 ♪ It's too late to say it ♪ 470 00:26:58,163 --> 00:27:00,142 ♪ It's too late to play ♪ 471 00:27:00,142 --> 00:27:02,455 ♪ Too late for love ♪ 472 00:27:02,455 --> 00:27:04,948 ♪ It's too late ♪ 473 00:27:04,948 --> 00:27:07,209 ♪ It's too late ♪ 474 00:27:07,209 --> 00:27:09,827 ♪ It's too late ♪ 475 00:27:09,827 --> 00:27:11,994 (moaning) 476 00:27:17,725 --> 00:27:18,558 - Oh baby. 477 00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:23,150 Put your legs around me. 478 00:27:23,150 --> 00:27:23,983 Oh baby. 479 00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,347 Oh give it to me. 480 00:27:27,340 --> 00:27:29,584 Oh give it to me. 481 00:27:29,584 --> 00:27:32,124 Give it to me harder, harder. 482 00:27:32,124 --> 00:27:34,322 (moaning) 483 00:27:34,322 --> 00:27:37,322 (audience cheering) 484 00:27:42,060 --> 00:27:42,893 Oh god. 485 00:27:44,463 --> 00:27:45,296 Oh god. 486 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:52,953 Oh baby. 487 00:27:57,338 --> 00:27:58,171 Oh baby. 488 00:28:03,537 --> 00:28:04,663 - [Announcer] Thank you Elaine. 489 00:28:04,663 --> 00:28:07,496 You've been rated nine, 10, eight. 490 00:28:08,366 --> 00:28:09,699 Very impressive. 491 00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:12,915 ♪ It's too late for me ♪ 492 00:28:12,915 --> 00:28:15,740 ♪ It's too late for you ♪ 493 00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:17,808 ♪ It's too late for us ♪ 494 00:28:17,808 --> 00:28:20,604 ♪ It's too late ♪ 495 00:28:20,604 --> 00:28:22,869 ♪ It's too late to give ♪ 496 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:25,205 ♪ It's too late to save ♪ 497 00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,886 - [Announcer] Wendy Waltsman, please scrub up 498 00:28:26,886 --> 00:28:30,513 and report to the center for orgasmic research, stat. 499 00:28:30,513 --> 00:28:32,387 ♪ It's too late ♪ 500 00:28:32,387 --> 00:28:34,537 ♪ It's too late ♪ 501 00:28:34,537 --> 00:28:37,028 ♪ It's too late ♪ 502 00:28:37,028 --> 00:28:41,184 ♪ Too late for, too late for love ♪ 503 00:28:41,184 --> 00:28:42,119 ♪ Too late ♪ 504 00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:44,486 ♪ Well I said it's ♪ 505 00:28:44,486 --> 00:28:47,449 ♪ I said it's too, too late ♪ 506 00:28:47,449 --> 00:28:51,583 ♪ It's too, too late, too late for love ♪ 507 00:28:51,583 --> 00:28:54,209 ♪ Too late for love ♪ 508 00:28:54,209 --> 00:28:58,213 ♪ Too late for, too late for ♪ 509 00:28:58,213 --> 00:29:00,788 (moaning) 510 00:29:00,788 --> 00:29:01,965 - Oh yeah. 511 00:29:01,965 --> 00:29:03,027 Oh baby. 512 00:29:03,027 --> 00:29:04,728 Oh yeah that's it. 513 00:29:04,728 --> 00:29:05,988 Oh yeah baby. 514 00:29:05,988 --> 00:29:08,630 Oh you're really giving me the itch. 515 00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:09,853 Oh yeah. 516 00:29:09,853 --> 00:29:13,126 Oh yeah you burning hunk of manhood. 517 00:29:13,126 --> 00:29:14,209 Oh yeah baby. 518 00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:17,486 Oh now I'm hot for you. 519 00:29:17,486 --> 00:29:19,727 Oh yeah give it to me. 520 00:29:19,727 --> 00:29:21,657 Oh you big brute. 521 00:29:21,657 --> 00:29:22,490 Oh yeah. 522 00:29:23,741 --> 00:29:24,649 Oh there. 523 00:29:24,649 --> 00:29:27,045 (moaning) 524 00:29:27,045 --> 00:29:30,045 (audience cheering) 525 00:29:42,750 --> 00:29:43,987 - [Announcer] Thank you Wendy, 526 00:29:43,987 --> 00:29:47,551 your test results are 10, nine, 10. 527 00:29:47,551 --> 00:29:49,470 Excellent reading Wendy. 528 00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:50,639 - Thank you. 529 00:29:50,639 --> 00:29:52,168 - [Announcer] Please report to the etymology 530 00:29:52,168 --> 00:29:54,069 for immediate delousing. 531 00:29:54,069 --> 00:29:54,902 (electronic music) 532 00:29:54,902 --> 00:29:57,132 ♪ I walked through the golden valley ♪ 533 00:29:57,132 --> 00:30:01,299 ♪ The wind of the night will be guide ♪ 534 00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:24,114 - Well Miss Hatcher, as opposed as I am to over-action, 535 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:27,810 I must say that this little itching powder program of yours 536 00:30:27,810 --> 00:30:30,124 certainly, hit the spot. 537 00:30:30,124 --> 00:30:33,389 Oh look, someone else is making their entrance. 538 00:30:33,389 --> 00:30:34,222 - [Nurse Hatcher] Did you see who it was? 539 00:30:34,222 --> 00:30:37,999 - No, no one ever sees, but don't worry he'll be out soon. 540 00:30:37,999 --> 00:30:38,927 Listen, 541 00:30:38,927 --> 00:30:42,065 how would you like to go out back and get a little dinner, 542 00:30:42,065 --> 00:30:43,940 have some on your way home. 543 00:30:43,940 --> 00:30:45,544 Or something else. 544 00:30:45,544 --> 00:30:47,723 Cupcakes or cookies? 545 00:30:47,723 --> 00:30:49,984 - How did you know I was just thinking about 546 00:30:49,984 --> 00:30:51,237 getting some cookies. 547 00:30:51,237 --> 00:30:52,298 - Well, I'd like to say that 548 00:30:52,298 --> 00:30:54,540 I've grown psychic in my old age 549 00:30:54,540 --> 00:30:57,693 but in truth I've heard your stomach growling, 550 00:30:57,693 --> 00:30:59,925 it's something I learnt in med-school. 551 00:30:59,925 --> 00:31:02,767 - Unfortunately that wasn't my stomach you heard. 552 00:31:02,767 --> 00:31:06,020 This lad standing behind me with the glasses, 553 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:08,780 I think he must have just taken a meal of it. 554 00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:09,639 I tell you it reeks. 555 00:31:09,639 --> 00:31:13,433 - Oh let's leave before it permeates. 556 00:31:13,433 --> 00:31:15,010 - Oh clear the area. 557 00:31:15,010 --> 00:31:15,843 Oh man. 558 00:31:18,769 --> 00:31:21,059 - Oh hey come on guys. 559 00:31:21,059 --> 00:31:22,559 It's only methane. 560 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,043 - [Announcer] Sally Landers of the Quac's bush doctor league 561 00:31:29,043 --> 00:31:33,043 please report to the oral examination room stat. 562 00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:39,480 (audience applauding) 563 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:45,035 (moaning) 564 00:31:45,035 --> 00:31:45,868 - Yeah. 565 00:31:49,529 --> 00:31:53,696 I love it when you touch me with your fingers like that. 566 00:31:54,562 --> 00:31:56,729 (moaning) 567 00:32:04,167 --> 00:32:07,167 (audience cheering) 568 00:32:19,577 --> 00:32:20,571 - [Announcer] Thank you Sally, 569 00:32:20,571 --> 00:32:23,488 your test results are 10, 10, nine. 570 00:32:24,381 --> 00:32:26,451 A very respectable showing. 571 00:32:26,451 --> 00:32:29,473 ♪ When I'm holding you in my arms ♪ 572 00:32:29,473 --> 00:32:33,306 ♪ The passion burns so strong ♪ 573 00:32:35,399 --> 00:32:37,752 - [Announcer] Gina Trelaine please report to the oral room 574 00:32:37,752 --> 00:32:41,752 for immediate testing, Gina Trelaine to the lab. 575 00:32:48,318 --> 00:32:49,151 - Gina. 576 00:32:50,509 --> 00:32:54,676 - I'd like to dedicate this orgasm to my ex-boyfriend Ron. 577 00:32:57,433 --> 00:32:59,824 (moaning) 578 00:32:59,824 --> 00:33:00,657 - Oh yes. 579 00:33:05,873 --> 00:33:06,706 Yes. 580 00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:11,702 Yes, yes. 581 00:33:18,721 --> 00:33:21,721 (audience cheering) 582 00:33:25,002 --> 00:33:28,419 - Why didn't ever sound that way with me? 583 00:33:29,441 --> 00:33:30,741 - [Announcer] Thank you Gina, 584 00:33:30,741 --> 00:33:35,630 the panel of oral experts have given you a nine, seven, 10. 585 00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:37,427 Good work Gina, but not high enough 586 00:33:37,427 --> 00:33:40,177 to thrust your way into the lead. 587 00:33:46,071 --> 00:33:49,476 ♪ I'm gonna make you love me ♪ 588 00:33:49,476 --> 00:33:54,476 ♪ And now that's what you want to do ♪ 589 00:33:54,705 --> 00:33:58,122 ♪ Gonna make you love me ♪ 590 00:34:01,872 --> 00:34:04,826 - [Ron] I never so much as even-- 591 00:34:04,826 --> 00:34:07,826 (suspenseful music) 592 00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:15,126 ♪ No ones ever had this effect on me ♪ 593 00:34:15,126 --> 00:34:19,187 ♪ In normal situations I'm as calm as can be ♪ 594 00:34:19,187 --> 00:34:21,319 ♪ Staying so cool ♪ 595 00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:24,823 ♪ While all the other gals go in love with you ♪ 596 00:34:24,823 --> 00:34:28,573 ♪ I feel my temperature rise ♪ 597 00:34:29,797 --> 00:34:33,056 - [Student] Jesus this stuff's all over the place. 598 00:34:33,056 --> 00:34:36,808 - Looks like the work of a sexual terrorist. 599 00:34:36,808 --> 00:34:38,893 - I wonder what this stuff is. 600 00:34:38,893 --> 00:34:43,060 ♪ You give me something that body can't forget ♪ 601 00:34:44,810 --> 00:34:45,704 (moaning) 602 00:34:45,704 --> 00:34:48,362 - Oh yes, Dean Crawley I had no idea 603 00:34:48,362 --> 00:34:50,876 you were a super-size large. 604 00:34:50,876 --> 00:34:53,397 I had you figured more into the way of a medium. 605 00:34:53,397 --> 00:34:55,635 - Well you can't judge a book by it's cover, now can you? 606 00:34:55,635 --> 00:34:56,468 - Ow. 607 00:34:56,468 --> 00:34:57,627 - Whoa, what's the matter? 608 00:34:57,627 --> 00:34:59,531 - I think you just found the books of Kandake's. 609 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:01,990 - Oh I'm sorry, lets try that again. 610 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:02,823 Take two. 611 00:35:03,780 --> 00:35:05,303 - Oh yes. 612 00:35:05,303 --> 00:35:07,415 Oh that's better Dean Crawley. 613 00:35:07,415 --> 00:35:10,849 I was never very big on Greek literature. 614 00:35:10,849 --> 00:35:11,682 Oh yes. 615 00:35:13,322 --> 00:35:16,453 That's no thin paper back romance you're peddling there. 616 00:35:16,453 --> 00:35:20,058 Oh yes, that's an epic hardback novel. 617 00:35:20,058 --> 00:35:21,981 - [Dean Crawley] Ah, let's try to find a place 618 00:35:21,981 --> 00:35:24,539 in the library shelf one day. 619 00:35:24,539 --> 00:35:28,706 Oh I see your decimal systems definitely getting Dewey. 620 00:35:29,823 --> 00:35:32,210 - [Nurse Hatcher] Oh do me Dean, do me. 621 00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,973 I want to take it all literally. 622 00:35:33,973 --> 00:35:34,868 Oh yes. 623 00:35:34,868 --> 00:35:36,172 Oh yes. 624 00:35:36,172 --> 00:35:37,692 Harder, harder. 625 00:35:37,692 --> 00:35:40,093 I want the unabridged version. 626 00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:42,222 - Yes, I'll give you to you one more, 627 00:35:42,222 --> 00:35:43,357 even the footnotes. 628 00:35:43,357 --> 00:35:45,295 - Oh no, not the big toe again. 629 00:35:45,295 --> 00:35:46,128 - Oh yes. 630 00:35:46,128 --> 00:35:48,532 - Oh yes, oh yes, oh Dean. 631 00:35:48,532 --> 00:35:50,431 Oh such a man you are. 632 00:35:50,431 --> 00:35:52,563 Give it to me, harder, harder, 633 00:35:52,563 --> 00:35:54,537 oh you're voracious, yes. 634 00:35:54,537 --> 00:35:56,161 Oh yes. 635 00:35:56,161 --> 00:35:58,042 - Preparing for a thundering climax. 636 00:35:58,042 --> 00:35:59,953 - Oh you're a King. - Oh yes. 637 00:35:59,953 --> 00:36:02,062 - You're a titan, you're a literary titan. 638 00:36:02,062 --> 00:36:04,647 (moaning) 639 00:36:04,647 --> 00:36:05,480 Mother. 640 00:36:09,344 --> 00:36:11,511 (panting) 641 00:36:18,368 --> 00:36:20,317 - [Announcer] Racquelle Hornsby in hydrotherapy 642 00:36:20,317 --> 00:36:23,278 please report to the oral examination room at once. 643 00:36:23,278 --> 00:36:24,511 Racquelle Hornsby. 644 00:36:24,511 --> 00:36:27,511 (audience cheering) 645 00:36:29,559 --> 00:36:31,507 - This orgas-ma-rama thing is disgusting. 646 00:36:31,507 --> 00:36:33,983 I'm blowing the whistle on these jerks once and for all. 647 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:36,150 (moaning) 648 00:36:38,969 --> 00:36:41,219 (laughing) 649 00:36:43,077 --> 00:36:45,847 (phone ringing) 650 00:36:45,847 --> 00:36:48,105 - Oh, now who could that be at this hour? 651 00:36:48,105 --> 00:36:49,714 - It beats me. 652 00:36:49,714 --> 00:36:51,190 Dean Crawley here. 653 00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:52,484 - Hello Dean Crawley. 654 00:36:52,484 --> 00:36:53,982 Yes this is a concerned student 655 00:36:53,982 --> 00:36:56,463 over at the party at dorm 17. 656 00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:59,466 I want you to hear for yourself. 657 00:36:59,466 --> 00:37:01,633 (moaning) 658 00:37:03,292 --> 00:37:05,303 - I can't believe my ears are hearing this. 659 00:37:05,303 --> 00:37:07,183 - This is disgusting. 660 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:09,440 - Yes that's exactly what I said. 661 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:13,440 I think this kind of activity should be stopped. 662 00:37:15,916 --> 00:37:17,081 - Where are you going? 663 00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:18,569 - I'm gonna go over to that goddamn dorm, 664 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,403 I've had enough of this foolishness. 665 00:37:20,403 --> 00:37:22,452 - I'm going with you. 666 00:37:22,452 --> 00:37:24,531 - [Announcer] Be awarded an all expense paid weekend 667 00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:26,848 in Puerto Rico with the man of their choice. 668 00:37:26,848 --> 00:37:28,713 - The man of your choice. 669 00:37:28,713 --> 00:37:29,730 Why didn't somebody tell me the trip 670 00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:31,658 was with man of your choice? 671 00:37:31,658 --> 00:37:33,113 - Yeah, bring it to me baby. 672 00:37:33,113 --> 00:37:33,946 Yeah bang. 673 00:37:33,946 --> 00:37:35,053 Ooh harder. 674 00:37:35,053 --> 00:37:35,886 Harder. 675 00:37:35,886 --> 00:37:36,719 Oh yeah. 676 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:37,776 Bang it baby. 677 00:37:37,776 --> 00:37:38,915 Oh yeah, oh yeah. 678 00:37:38,915 --> 00:37:40,082 Yes, yes, yes. 679 00:37:41,217 --> 00:37:42,050 (screams) 680 00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:45,319 - That will be quite enough out of you young lady. 681 00:37:45,319 --> 00:37:46,549 - Shame on you. 682 00:37:46,549 --> 00:37:49,532 - Attention, attention please. 683 00:37:49,532 --> 00:37:53,819 As your Dean, of this esteemed medical college, 684 00:37:53,819 --> 00:37:57,819 I hereby outlaw these despicable party contests. 685 00:37:59,103 --> 00:38:02,929 Not only do they cater to the lowest common denominator, 686 00:38:02,929 --> 00:38:07,096 but they have no redeeming social value whatsoever. 687 00:38:08,017 --> 00:38:09,834 - [Nurse Hatcher Recording] Dean Crawley I had no idea 688 00:38:09,834 --> 00:38:12,031 you were super-sized large, 689 00:38:12,031 --> 00:38:13,970 I had you figured more in the way of a medium. 690 00:38:13,970 --> 00:38:14,803 (audience laughing) 691 00:38:14,803 --> 00:38:15,636 - [Dean Crawley Recording] Well you can't judge a book 692 00:38:15,636 --> 00:38:17,095 by its cover now can you? 693 00:38:17,095 --> 00:38:17,928 - [Nurse Hatcher Recording] Ow. 694 00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:18,845 - [Dean Crawley Recording] What was that? 695 00:38:18,845 --> 00:38:19,678 - [Nurse Hatcher Recording] I think you just found 696 00:38:19,678 --> 00:38:21,147 the books of Kandakes. 697 00:38:21,147 --> 00:38:23,357 - They have a tape of us. 698 00:38:23,357 --> 00:38:24,358 - Turn it off. 699 00:38:24,358 --> 00:38:26,387 Turn that goddamn thing off now. 700 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:29,381 (audience laughing) 701 00:38:29,381 --> 00:38:31,610 As Dean I demand that you turn that thing off now. 702 00:38:31,610 --> 00:38:34,482 - [Nurse Hatcher Recording] Oh yes. 703 00:38:34,482 --> 00:38:38,153 - I'll expel the whole damn lot of you. 704 00:38:38,153 --> 00:38:39,371 - And me. 705 00:38:39,371 --> 00:38:41,831 - [Nurse Hatcher Recording] That's an epic hardback novel. 706 00:38:41,831 --> 00:38:44,831 (audience laughing) 707 00:38:46,817 --> 00:38:47,687 - [Announcer] And the panel of oral experts 708 00:38:47,687 --> 00:38:51,294 have given you a 10, 10, 10 across the board. 709 00:38:51,294 --> 00:38:53,731 Making the Dean and the head nurse recipients 710 00:38:53,731 --> 00:38:56,392 of the orgasmic research centers award. 711 00:38:56,392 --> 00:38:58,725 Have fun in the sun you two. 712 00:39:02,532 --> 00:39:04,282 - I demand a rematch. 713 00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,917 ♪ Just remember hell ♪ 714 00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:13,917 ♪ What the hell are you ♪ 715 00:39:13,923 --> 00:39:17,256 ♪ What the hell are you ♪ 716 00:39:20,863 --> 00:39:22,471 - [Announcer] Dean Crawley and Nurse Hatcher 717 00:39:22,471 --> 00:39:24,655 please report to the entomology department 718 00:39:24,655 --> 00:39:26,655 for emergency delousing. 719 00:39:31,982 --> 00:39:35,232 (rock music continues) 720 00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:55,346 ♪ I'd like to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt ♪ 721 00:39:55,346 --> 00:39:57,306 ♪ You're trying to push your luck ♪ 722 00:39:57,306 --> 00:39:59,697 ♪ Yours just ran out you ♪ 723 00:39:59,697 --> 00:40:03,364 ♪ Gonna put the hell on you ♪ 724 00:40:04,766 --> 00:40:08,933 ("The Night Is Young" by Fitnessglo) 725 00:40:19,758 --> 00:40:23,449 ♪ From the moment that I saw you ♪ 726 00:40:23,449 --> 00:40:26,543 ♪ I started to adore you ♪ 727 00:40:26,543 --> 00:40:31,543 ♪ A dream come true before my eyes ♪ 728 00:40:31,727 --> 00:40:33,816 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 729 00:40:33,816 --> 00:40:37,391 ♪ Let's not wait another minute ♪ 730 00:40:37,391 --> 00:40:40,913 ♪ We have each other let's begin it ♪ 731 00:40:40,913 --> 00:40:45,913 ♪ 'Cause life's too short to compromise ♪ 732 00:40:46,127 --> 00:40:48,239 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 733 00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:53,239 ♪ I just can't wait to get you all alone tonight ♪ 734 00:40:55,497 --> 00:40:58,214 ♪ We'll make each minute count ♪ 735 00:40:58,214 --> 00:41:02,669 ♪ Until the morning light, yeah ♪ 736 00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:07,164 ♪ The night is young ♪ 737 00:41:07,164 --> 00:41:09,621 ♪ We're all alone, oh yeah ♪ 738 00:41:09,621 --> 00:41:12,057 ♪ The night is young ♪ 739 00:41:12,057 --> 00:41:13,316 - So you're studying to be 740 00:41:13,316 --> 00:41:16,316 an eye, ear, nose and throat doctor? 741 00:41:17,674 --> 00:41:19,713 - Yeah so tell me Rhonda, 742 00:41:19,713 --> 00:41:23,409 when was the last time you had a check up? 743 00:41:23,409 --> 00:41:26,547 ♪ Well I'm trying to figure out you ♪ 744 00:41:26,547 --> 00:41:29,957 ♪ But there's something that's about you ♪ 745 00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:34,957 ♪ That always brings me to my knees ♪ 746 00:41:35,224 --> 00:41:37,712 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 747 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:41,122 ♪ In the magic of the moment ♪ 748 00:41:41,122 --> 00:41:44,440 ♪ 'Cause when I can't control it ♪ 749 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:49,440 ♪ When you do those things to me ♪ 750 00:41:49,628 --> 00:41:51,713 ♪ Oh yeah ♪ 751 00:41:51,713 --> 00:41:55,880 ♪ I just can't wait to get you all alone tonight ♪ 752 00:42:00,821 --> 00:42:02,763 - You have beautiful eyes Rhonda. 753 00:42:02,763 --> 00:42:03,997 - Thanks doc. 754 00:42:03,997 --> 00:42:05,410 What'd you say your name was again? 755 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:06,243 - Tony. 756 00:42:06,243 --> 00:42:08,692 - Oh I have a terrible time with names, 757 00:42:08,692 --> 00:42:10,504 especially when I start to get drunk. 758 00:42:10,504 --> 00:42:11,505 - Uh huh. 759 00:42:11,505 --> 00:42:14,280 Let's see how the ears are doing. 760 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,744 Oh what beautiful earrings you have here. 761 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:20,527 - Is this is a new examination procedure? 762 00:42:20,527 --> 00:42:22,212 - I'm prepping the lobe region 763 00:42:22,212 --> 00:42:24,048 for a new experimental technique 764 00:42:24,048 --> 00:42:26,792 aimed at loosening the libido. 765 00:42:26,792 --> 00:42:28,415 You know what that means Rhonda? 766 00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:30,890 (whispering drowned out by music) 767 00:42:30,890 --> 00:42:32,196 (giggles) 768 00:42:32,196 --> 00:42:34,690 - I call it dirty talk therapy. 769 00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:37,567 - Oh it's more like filthy talk therapy. 770 00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:40,001 You should wash your mouth out with soap doc. 771 00:42:40,001 --> 00:42:41,918 - I have a better idea. 772 00:42:52,934 --> 00:42:54,729 - [Announcer] Resident nurse Cleo Theraidus 773 00:42:54,729 --> 00:42:55,846 your presence is requested 774 00:42:55,846 --> 00:42:58,179 in the post-labic facility immediately. 775 00:42:58,179 --> 00:43:00,646 Resident nurse Cleo Theraidus. 776 00:43:00,646 --> 00:43:03,063 (rock music) 777 00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:17,261 - This is called the Eskimo exam. 778 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:21,240 - Hmm, take me to your igloo Doctor Nanook of the North. 779 00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:23,000 - Yeah, the nasal passages 780 00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:25,384 seem to be in perfect running order. 781 00:43:25,384 --> 00:43:26,911 - What about my throat? 782 00:43:26,911 --> 00:43:29,377 Aren't you gonna check my throat doc? 783 00:43:29,377 --> 00:43:30,294 - Now that. 784 00:43:32,068 --> 00:43:34,998 That's something I'm afraid 785 00:43:34,998 --> 00:43:37,656 we might have to delve into a little deeper 786 00:43:37,656 --> 00:43:40,243 to get to the root of the problem. 787 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,783 That's if it's okay with you? 788 00:43:42,783 --> 00:43:44,850 - You're the doctor. 789 00:43:44,850 --> 00:43:49,156 - [Announcer] Your test results are nine, six, nine. 790 00:43:49,156 --> 00:43:50,473 Good reading Cleo, 791 00:43:50,473 --> 00:43:52,586 please report to the cardio-vascular unit 792 00:43:52,586 --> 00:43:54,654 to assist in a quadruple bypass. 793 00:43:54,654 --> 00:43:57,821 (audience applauding) 794 00:44:02,156 --> 00:44:05,073 (upbeat pop music) 795 00:44:21,648 --> 00:44:24,150 - The punch is good tonight, aren't you having any? 796 00:44:24,150 --> 00:44:25,939 - No I'm on a very strict diet. 797 00:44:25,939 --> 00:44:28,052 Fruits, vegetables and goat water. 798 00:44:28,052 --> 00:44:29,293 - Goat water? 799 00:44:29,293 --> 00:44:30,536 - Yeah water that's been strained 800 00:44:30,536 --> 00:44:32,199 through the beard of an alpine goat. 801 00:44:32,199 --> 00:44:34,348 It's very high in calcium. 802 00:44:34,348 --> 00:44:35,830 ♪ Tell me now ♪ 803 00:44:35,830 --> 00:44:40,713 ♪ I would've made all of this ♪ 804 00:44:40,713 --> 00:44:45,428 ♪ But now it's time for face to face ♪ 805 00:44:45,428 --> 00:44:48,619 ♪ With someone else ♪ 806 00:44:48,619 --> 00:44:50,638 - [Tony] Rhonda. 807 00:44:50,638 --> 00:44:52,002 I think it'll be in your best interests 808 00:44:52,002 --> 00:44:54,609 to undergo a complete physical. 809 00:44:54,609 --> 00:44:56,273 - [Rhonda] How long do you think it will take 810 00:44:56,273 --> 00:44:58,611 to perform this physical? 811 00:44:58,611 --> 00:45:00,368 - Depends on the erectability variable 812 00:45:00,368 --> 00:45:02,368 of the examining doctor. 813 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:07,423 - So why'd you break up with your boyfriend Gina? 814 00:45:07,423 --> 00:45:10,177 - Well he couldn't satisfy me in bed. 815 00:45:10,177 --> 00:45:13,596 You know Ron had no problem with me giving him head 816 00:45:13,596 --> 00:45:14,552 for half an hour, 817 00:45:14,552 --> 00:45:17,224 but when it came turn to reverse the polarities 818 00:45:17,224 --> 00:45:20,660 he complained about terminal lockjaw. 819 00:45:20,660 --> 00:45:23,222 - So Ron why did Gina break up with you man? 820 00:45:23,222 --> 00:45:24,923 - I don't know, 821 00:45:24,923 --> 00:45:26,868 beats the hell out of me. 822 00:45:26,868 --> 00:45:28,238 - [Announcer] Thank you. 823 00:45:28,238 --> 00:45:31,405 Your lab report is eight, nine, seven. 824 00:45:32,443 --> 00:45:34,380 A very respectable showing Lisa. 825 00:45:34,380 --> 00:45:36,419 Dr. Schullhuster would like to see you in his office 826 00:45:36,419 --> 00:45:39,836 to go over your statistics one more time. 827 00:45:40,849 --> 00:45:44,227 ♪ Put the head on you ♪ 828 00:45:44,227 --> 00:45:47,977 ♪ I feel my temperature rise ♪ 829 00:45:55,720 --> 00:45:58,093 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 830 00:45:58,093 --> 00:46:03,093 ♪ You give me something that body can't forget ♪ 831 00:46:03,610 --> 00:46:06,220 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 832 00:46:06,220 --> 00:46:09,404 ♪ My bodies on fire but I'm dripping wet ♪ 833 00:46:09,404 --> 00:46:10,583 (screams) 834 00:46:10,583 --> 00:46:11,557 - Oh. 835 00:46:11,557 --> 00:46:12,933 I'm terribly sorry. 836 00:46:12,933 --> 00:46:14,675 - No, no, it's not your fault. 837 00:46:14,675 --> 00:46:17,035 - Oh do you mind love please. 838 00:46:17,035 --> 00:46:19,550 Oh let's just see if I can't do a job 839 00:46:19,550 --> 00:46:21,774 of mopping this up for you. 840 00:46:21,774 --> 00:46:24,231 - [Glasses] You certainly do a very thorough job um? 841 00:46:24,231 --> 00:46:25,530 - Sally. 842 00:46:25,530 --> 00:46:28,735 - Listen Sally, there's a room upstairs 843 00:46:28,735 --> 00:46:30,681 that's a little more private. 844 00:46:30,681 --> 00:46:34,383 Maybe you could do a more thorough job of mopping me up? 845 00:46:34,383 --> 00:46:35,550 - Oh yes dear. 846 00:46:41,229 --> 00:46:42,991 - See you know what I mean. 847 00:46:42,991 --> 00:46:45,122 I wouldn't worry about Gina at all, 848 00:46:45,122 --> 00:46:47,087 I mean there's just too many fish in the sea. 849 00:46:47,087 --> 00:46:48,562 - Yeah it looks like those two are about to go 850 00:46:48,562 --> 00:46:50,291 scuba diving huh? 851 00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:51,707 - Well I wouldn't mind snorkeling up 852 00:46:51,707 --> 00:46:53,846 one of their Great Barrier Reefs. 853 00:46:53,846 --> 00:46:55,429 - Yeah me neither. 854 00:46:58,848 --> 00:47:01,460 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 855 00:47:01,460 --> 00:47:05,627 ♪ My bodies on fire but I'm dripping wet ♪ 856 00:47:11,779 --> 00:47:14,873 - Hey I wouldn't drink that if I was you. 857 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:16,196 - Why not, you think maybe one of 'em 858 00:47:16,196 --> 00:47:18,993 coughed a lugie in it or something? 859 00:47:18,993 --> 00:47:21,371 - No, Four Eyes McConaughey dumped an aphrodisiac 860 00:47:21,371 --> 00:47:22,807 in the punch bowl. 861 00:47:22,807 --> 00:47:24,621 - Oh come on Lester. 862 00:47:24,621 --> 00:47:27,529 There's no such thing as a real aphrodisiac, you know that. 863 00:47:27,529 --> 00:47:29,287 - Okay, I'll remember you said that 864 00:47:29,287 --> 00:47:33,204 when you're dry humping the furniture later on. 865 00:47:37,098 --> 00:47:41,265 - I am definitely getting buzzed off this punch (laughs). 866 00:47:42,456 --> 00:47:44,251 - I think I'll take a pass on the punch. 867 00:47:44,251 --> 00:47:46,418 - Yeah that's a good idea. 868 00:47:47,362 --> 00:47:49,911 - [Ron] Not that I think there's an aphrodisiac in there 869 00:47:49,911 --> 00:47:51,209 or anything, I just think that. 870 00:47:51,209 --> 00:47:52,209 Whoa, hello. 871 00:47:53,136 --> 00:47:57,303 - [Lester] (laughs) What'd I tell ya? 872 00:48:05,930 --> 00:48:07,608 ♪ You make me sweat ♪ 873 00:48:07,608 --> 00:48:09,999 - There's some fucking flowers. 874 00:48:09,999 --> 00:48:11,779 - You know to tell you the truth, 875 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:12,823 I haven't missed Ron a bit 876 00:48:12,823 --> 00:48:15,606 since I've been making it with Carravaggio. 877 00:48:15,606 --> 00:48:18,525 - Ooh Carravaggio, is he Italian. 878 00:48:18,525 --> 00:48:20,231 - Made in Taiwan. 879 00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:21,881 - Taiwan? 880 00:48:21,881 --> 00:48:25,245 - Yeah Carravaggio is what I named my vibrator. 881 00:48:25,245 --> 00:48:27,145 - Your vibrator (laughs). 882 00:48:27,145 --> 00:48:27,978 - Yeah. 883 00:48:27,978 --> 00:48:29,263 - Oh my god I should've known. 884 00:48:29,263 --> 00:48:33,137 I got a nine incher at home I call Spud. 885 00:48:33,137 --> 00:48:36,587 - Spud (laughs). 886 00:48:36,587 --> 00:48:40,539 ♪ My bodies on fire and I'm dripping wet ♪ 887 00:48:40,539 --> 00:48:42,901 - You know Ron woman have a much harder time 888 00:48:42,901 --> 00:48:45,050 getting over relationships than men do. 889 00:48:45,050 --> 00:48:45,883 - Yeah. 890 00:48:47,169 --> 00:48:51,076 Gina's probably crying her eyes out right about now. 891 00:48:51,076 --> 00:48:53,307 (laughing) 892 00:48:53,307 --> 00:48:56,178 - Spud (laughs) that's classic. 893 00:48:56,178 --> 00:48:58,365 - Maybe we should all go out on a double date sometime. 894 00:48:58,365 --> 00:49:00,507 You, me and Carravaggio. 895 00:49:00,507 --> 00:49:01,757 - Aha and Spud. 896 00:49:03,652 --> 00:49:07,818 - [Announcer] Your test results are 10, six, eight. 897 00:49:07,818 --> 00:49:10,382 Tying you with the other two participants. 898 00:49:10,382 --> 00:49:12,339 Since these results are not conclusive, 899 00:49:12,339 --> 00:49:14,971 the panel of examiners has requested the three of you 900 00:49:14,971 --> 00:49:18,951 to come back for more thorough examination at another time. 901 00:49:18,951 --> 00:49:21,951 (upbeat rock music) 902 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,275 ♪ I've been in love ♪ 903 00:49:27,275 --> 00:49:31,718 ♪ A few times before ♪ 904 00:49:31,718 --> 00:49:34,194 ♪ Even though it ends up breaking my heart ♪ 905 00:49:34,194 --> 00:49:37,846 ♪ I come back for more ♪ 906 00:49:37,846 --> 00:49:41,211 ♪ And when I met you ♪ 907 00:49:41,211 --> 00:49:45,267 ♪ I felt it right away ♪ 908 00:49:45,267 --> 00:49:47,880 ♪ That we had something you and me ♪ 909 00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:52,513 - Oh god, Valerie I don't know what's coming over me but, 910 00:49:52,513 --> 00:49:55,943 even the dorkiest guys are starting to look doable. 911 00:49:55,943 --> 00:49:58,446 - Come on get a hold of yourself Gina. 912 00:49:58,446 --> 00:49:59,279 - Okay. 913 00:50:00,262 --> 00:50:01,884 - [Valerie] I didn't mean like that. 914 00:50:01,884 --> 00:50:02,801 - Oh sorry. 915 00:50:08,430 --> 00:50:09,430 - Stop that. 916 00:50:12,712 --> 00:50:16,879 ♪ We just can't stop and quit it between me and you ♪ 917 00:50:21,779 --> 00:50:24,526 - Hmm, that's quite a big head 918 00:50:24,526 --> 00:50:26,740 you got on that beer there big boy, 919 00:50:26,740 --> 00:50:29,407 need any help making it go down. 920 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:31,402 - Well. 921 00:50:32,831 --> 00:50:34,223 ♪ And my heart starts a pounding ♪ 922 00:50:34,223 --> 00:50:38,926 ♪ When you smile it's perfectly clear ♪ 923 00:50:38,926 --> 00:50:41,772 ♪ Someday soon ♪ 924 00:50:41,772 --> 00:50:46,300 ♪ You'll stay with me ♪ 925 00:50:46,300 --> 00:50:48,343 ♪ You'll be making me the happiest girl ♪ 926 00:50:48,343 --> 00:50:52,924 ♪ That there ever could be ♪ 927 00:50:52,924 --> 00:50:57,091 ♪ It's getting stronger every minute ♪ 928 00:50:58,311 --> 00:51:00,013 - Dean Crawley and Nurse Hatcher are here. 929 00:51:00,013 --> 00:51:01,454 - I know, I know and if they see what's going on 930 00:51:01,454 --> 00:51:02,854 our asses are grass. 931 00:51:02,854 --> 00:51:06,647 - Look, we've gotta find Four Eyes and whip up an antidote. 932 00:51:06,647 --> 00:51:10,202 ♪ It's getting stronger every minute ♪ 933 00:51:10,202 --> 00:51:13,441 ♪ A magic feelings in it ♪ 934 00:51:13,441 --> 00:51:15,969 ♪ We just can't stop and quit it ♪ 935 00:51:15,969 --> 00:51:19,052 ♪ Between me and you ♪ 936 00:51:23,896 --> 00:51:28,728 - Young man, what on earth is going on out there? 937 00:51:28,728 --> 00:51:29,561 - Um. 938 00:51:31,416 --> 00:51:33,316 That's a new dance craze. 939 00:51:33,316 --> 00:51:36,041 That's the uh, the horizontal lambada, 940 00:51:36,041 --> 00:51:38,786 yeah that's what it is, it's the horizontal lambada. 941 00:51:38,786 --> 00:51:40,722 - Whatever happened to those nice dances 942 00:51:40,722 --> 00:51:42,840 like the fugue and watusi? 943 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:43,673 - Uh yeah. 944 00:51:45,276 --> 00:51:46,109 Jeez. 945 00:51:47,044 --> 00:51:48,775 - Oh I want you. 946 00:51:48,775 --> 00:51:49,692 Oh take me. 947 00:51:50,696 --> 00:51:51,529 Ravish me. 948 00:51:52,495 --> 00:51:54,412 - I relish the thought. 949 00:51:55,396 --> 00:51:56,807 What? What? 950 00:51:56,807 --> 00:51:58,956 - Look Dean Crawley and Nurse Hatcher are here man. 951 00:51:58,956 --> 00:52:00,680 You've gotta come up with an antidote 952 00:52:00,680 --> 00:52:02,890 for the aphrodisiac quick. 953 00:52:02,890 --> 00:52:03,723 - Can't it wait a few minutes? 954 00:52:03,723 --> 00:52:04,886 Can't you see I'm in the middle of something 955 00:52:04,886 --> 00:52:06,502 very important here. 956 00:52:06,502 --> 00:52:07,920 - Oh god. - Yeah, yeah, but look 957 00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:11,003 it's like Qubits gymnasium out there. 958 00:52:12,137 --> 00:52:14,226 Look if we don't do something now, 959 00:52:14,226 --> 00:52:15,644 the whole dorms gonna get expelled 960 00:52:15,644 --> 00:52:18,394 and we will never become doctors. 961 00:52:20,060 --> 00:52:21,656 - Battle stations. 962 00:52:21,656 --> 00:52:23,705 - [Announcer] Attention all hospital personnel, 963 00:52:23,705 --> 00:52:25,839 please stand advised that emergency procedures 964 00:52:25,839 --> 00:52:30,050 must be implemented in dormitory 17 immediately. 965 00:52:30,050 --> 00:52:34,091 - Why are they throwing condoms out on the dance floor? 966 00:52:34,091 --> 00:52:36,672 - That's a safe sex drill. 967 00:52:36,672 --> 00:52:38,255 - A safe sex drill? 968 00:52:40,339 --> 00:52:41,551 - We do it at least once a week, 969 00:52:41,551 --> 00:52:44,329 it keeps us in a constant state of preparedness. 970 00:52:44,329 --> 00:52:45,162 - Oh. 971 00:52:47,476 --> 00:52:49,516 ♪ It's getting stronger every minute ♪ 972 00:52:49,516 --> 00:52:51,914 (moaning) 973 00:52:51,914 --> 00:52:56,081 - Gina think of what this could do to your reputation? 974 00:52:57,485 --> 00:52:58,642 - Would you like to dance? 975 00:52:58,642 --> 00:52:59,475 - Yes. 976 00:53:03,959 --> 00:53:06,420 (rock music) 977 00:53:06,420 --> 00:53:07,253 - Oh yes. 978 00:53:08,767 --> 00:53:10,871 - Red pepper sauce. 979 00:53:10,871 --> 00:53:14,038 - [Lester] Red pepper sauce coming up. 980 00:53:15,956 --> 00:53:17,456 - [Ron] Bella have you seen Gina? 981 00:53:17,456 --> 00:53:20,497 - Yeah she just went up to the tunnel with local Tony. 982 00:53:20,497 --> 00:53:23,390 - That prick, I'll kill him. 983 00:53:23,390 --> 00:53:25,557 (moaning) 984 00:53:33,840 --> 00:53:35,207 - Come on boys hurry it up. 985 00:53:35,207 --> 00:53:38,169 - Quick, quick the mosquito pump. 986 00:53:38,169 --> 00:53:40,169 Okay, go ahead blast it. 987 00:53:45,621 --> 00:53:46,974 - What am I doing here? 988 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,383 - Philosopher's have been asking that question 989 00:53:48,383 --> 00:53:50,449 since the dawn of time. 990 00:53:50,449 --> 00:53:52,020 - Excellent, the antidote works. 991 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:54,204 We don't have any time to philosophize. 992 00:53:54,204 --> 00:53:55,856 If we don't get it on the dance floor right away, 993 00:53:55,856 --> 00:53:58,856 we are all gonna be royally screwed. 994 00:54:03,209 --> 00:54:08,209 ♪ You're so vain ♪ 995 00:54:11,861 --> 00:54:16,770 ♪ You can feel my emotions ♪ 996 00:54:16,770 --> 00:54:21,236 ♪ Sure to deliver ♪ 997 00:54:21,236 --> 00:54:25,075 ♪ Will I keep offending ♪ 998 00:54:25,075 --> 00:54:27,580 ♪ Can't you see ♪ 999 00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:30,080 ♪ Hit and run ♪ 1000 00:54:32,054 --> 00:54:34,221 (moaning) 1001 00:54:44,934 --> 00:54:47,267 - Care for some chicken dip? 1002 00:54:51,450 --> 00:54:53,163 - Let's go everybody out, the house is on fire. 1003 00:54:53,163 --> 00:54:54,282 Come on, move it. 1004 00:54:54,282 --> 00:54:55,532 - Just my luck. 1005 00:54:58,173 --> 00:55:00,700 - Not so fast there miss. 1006 00:55:00,700 --> 00:55:02,285 I'm here to put out the fire baby. 1007 00:55:02,285 --> 00:55:03,452 - Oh, my hero. 1008 00:55:04,515 --> 00:55:06,765 (laughing) 1009 00:55:08,018 --> 00:55:13,018 ♪ With all the things you say ♪ 1010 00:55:13,566 --> 00:55:14,661 ♪ Things you say ♪ 1011 00:55:14,661 --> 00:55:16,325 - This is what I like to see. 1012 00:55:16,325 --> 00:55:19,567 Med students having good clean fun. 1013 00:55:19,567 --> 00:55:22,440 - Well (laughs) keep up the good work. 1014 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:23,607 - Will do sir. 1015 00:55:27,882 --> 00:55:29,799 (moaning) 1016 00:55:29,799 --> 00:55:31,489 - Oh yes Ron. 1017 00:55:31,489 --> 00:55:33,007 Oh. 1018 00:55:33,007 --> 00:55:36,257 Oh you're even better than Carravaggio. 1019 00:55:38,161 --> 00:55:41,191 - Who the hell's Carravaggio? 1020 00:55:41,191 --> 00:55:44,274 ("Proud to be Loud") 1021 00:55:56,662 --> 00:55:58,050 ♪ Listen up good ♪ 1022 00:55:58,050 --> 00:56:02,660 ♪ I got a lot to say ♪ 1023 00:56:02,660 --> 00:56:04,689 ♪ I know what I want ♪ 1024 00:56:04,689 --> 00:56:09,448 ♪ And I get my own way ♪ 1025 00:56:09,448 --> 00:56:11,729 ♪ I call 'em as I see 'em ♪ 1026 00:56:11,729 --> 00:56:14,015 ♪ I don't play by the book ♪ 1027 00:56:14,015 --> 00:56:15,914 ♪ No I don't ♪ 1028 00:56:15,914 --> 00:56:18,270 ♪ One dose of Valium ♪ 1029 00:56:18,270 --> 00:56:22,480 ♪ That's all it took ♪ 1030 00:56:22,480 --> 00:56:24,176 ♪ I've seen it, I've done it ♪ 1031 00:56:24,176 --> 00:56:25,995 ♪ I've heard it before ♪ 1032 00:56:25,995 --> 00:56:27,621 ♪ Now it's my turn ♪ 1033 00:56:27,621 --> 00:56:29,271 ♪ To settle the score ♪ 1034 00:56:29,271 --> 00:56:30,758 ♪ I'll sing it, I'll shout it ♪ 1035 00:56:30,758 --> 00:56:32,788 ♪ I'll say it again ♪ 1036 00:56:32,788 --> 00:56:35,739 ♪ I don't care if they never give in 'cause I'm ♪ 1037 00:56:35,739 --> 00:56:38,943 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 1038 00:56:38,943 --> 00:56:42,002 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 1039 00:56:42,002 --> 00:56:44,289 ♪ You know I'm proud ♪ 1040 00:56:44,289 --> 00:56:47,206 ♪ Proud to be loud ♪ 1041 00:57:01,986 --> 00:57:06,762 ♪ I'm out to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt ♪ 1042 00:57:06,762 --> 00:57:10,595 ♪ Don't try to push your luck ♪