1 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:41,609 ♪ We've been waiting for the summer all year long 2 00:00:41,675 --> 00:00:43,944 ♪ Waitin' for the summer to sing this song 3 00:00:44,011 --> 00:00:46,847 ♪ About the swimmin' and the women and funnin' and the songin' 4 00:00:46,914 --> 00:00:49,683 ♪ In the sun 5 00:00:49,750 --> 00:00:52,520 ♪ We've been waitin' for the summer to get unstressed 6 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:55,289 ♪ From the crammin' and examin' got to take a rest 7 00:00:55,356 --> 00:00:56,990 ♪ We've been patient for the summer 8 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:59,960 ♪ And now the waiting's done 9 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:04,332 ♪ We're gonna sleep late, we're gonna play 10 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,168 ♪ We're gonna dance those days away 11 00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,970 ♪ At night when the summer stars come out 12 00:01:10,037 --> 00:01:13,241 ♪ We're gonna do what it's all about 13 00:01:13,307 --> 00:01:16,644 ♪ We've been waitin' for the summer to hit the beach 14 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,447 ♪ Gonna eat a peach 15 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:20,981 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 16 00:01:21,048 --> 00:01:24,118 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here 17 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:26,754 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 18 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:29,257 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here 19 00:01:30,458 --> 00:01:33,461 Come on, campers, listen up. 20 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,864 I know a bunch of terrific songs we can all sing together. 21 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:40,568 You know, to really get in the spirit of four weeks of fabulous fun! 22 00:01:40,634 --> 00:01:41,769 What do you say? 23 00:01:44,472 --> 00:01:46,174 Okay, okay, I hear you. 24 00:01:46,240 --> 00:01:47,708 Come on, let's go. 25 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,911 Real mature. 26 00:01:55,015 --> 00:01:57,285 Knock it off or I'll kill us all! 27 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:02,223 ♪ We've been waitin' for the summer to get unstressed 28 00:02:02,290 --> 00:02:04,858 ♪ From the crammin' and examin' got to take a rest 29 00:02:04,925 --> 00:02:09,530 ♪ We've been patient for the summer and now the waiting's done 30 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:13,867 ♪ We're gonna sleep late, we're gonna play 31 00:02:13,934 --> 00:02:16,637 ♪ We're gonna dance those days away 32 00:02:16,704 --> 00:02:19,540 ♪ At night when the summer stars come out 33 00:02:19,607 --> 00:02:22,976 ♪ We're gonna do what it's all about 34 00:02:23,043 --> 00:02:26,280 ♪ We've been waitin' for the summer to hit the beach 35 00:02:26,347 --> 00:02:27,781 ♪ No more apples for the teacher 36 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:29,250 ♪ Gonna eat a peach 37 00:02:29,317 --> 00:02:30,851 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 38 00:02:30,918 --> 00:02:33,321 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here 39 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,290 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 40 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:38,459 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here ♪ 41 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:45,733 Let's go, punk, you're holdin' up the bus. 42 00:02:50,137 --> 00:02:52,773 I ain't never held up a bus in my life. 43 00:02:53,974 --> 00:02:55,643 But it sounds like a good idea. 44 00:02:55,709 --> 00:02:58,446 No wonder the judge said either this or reform school. 45 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,914 It's always nice to have a choice. 46 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,818 Hi there, Officer. 47 00:03:04,885 --> 00:03:06,487 Boy, oh, boy, what a great day it is. 48 00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:07,888 This here is one of yours. 49 00:03:07,955 --> 00:03:10,591 Yeah, boarding pass, right. 50 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,693 Uh, um, okay. Well, there you go. 51 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:14,895 Thanks. Hop on board. 52 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,365 You won't regret it. 53 00:03:17,431 --> 00:03:19,467 It's really, really gonna be a great summer. 54 00:03:20,634 --> 00:03:23,371 Wow, are you an athlete or something? 55 00:03:24,605 --> 00:03:26,807 You from outer space, or what? 56 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,209 Well, sort of. 57 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,386 Hey, Flash. 58 00:03:39,253 --> 00:03:42,155 Flash the Bash, over here. 59 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:45,659 Hey, how you doin', man? You still bustin' heads? 60 00:03:45,726 --> 00:03:47,227 It's me. Eddie. 61 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:50,998 You're sittin' in my seat, jack. 62 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,232 Get outta here. 63 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:54,635 Yeah, get outta here. 64 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:57,070 Hey. Flash, how are you? 65 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,772 Eddie, what's goin' on? 66 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:01,475 Hey, I ain't seen you since we whipped them mooks on the eastside. 67 00:04:01,542 --> 00:04:03,677 Remember that? What you been doin'? 68 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,078 Time. 69 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:08,549 Yeah, well, I sorta heard talk. 70 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:12,219 Hey, don't tell me you're goin' to camp? 71 00:04:12,286 --> 00:04:15,756 Yeah. They made me a CIT or somethin', I don't know. 72 00:04:21,529 --> 00:04:22,863 You wanna make somethin' of it? 73 00:04:22,930 --> 00:04:24,898 No. No, man. 74 00:04:24,965 --> 00:04:26,934 Flash the Bash is gonna be a CIT? 75 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,502 Hey, that's great. 76 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:29,837 Oh, shit. 77 00:04:31,472 --> 00:04:32,740 So what's it mean, anyway? 78 00:04:32,806 --> 00:04:33,807 What? 79 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,376 CIT. What is it? 80 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:36,777 Oh, CIT? 81 00:04:36,844 --> 00:04:38,812 It's a counselor in training. 82 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,147 I'm one, too. 83 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,649 Well, you look after the little guys. 84 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:43,283 You know, big brother sort of stuff. 85 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:45,152 It's a piece of cake. 86 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,456 Forget it. 87 00:04:49,457 --> 00:04:51,425 Yeah, forget it. 88 00:04:56,797 --> 00:05:00,033 ♪ Oh, we've been waitin' for the summer all year long 89 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,302 ♪ Waitin' for the summer to sing this song 90 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,804 ♪ So give a sunshine cheer 91 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:06,440 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here 92 00:05:07,708 --> 00:05:09,209 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 93 00:05:09,276 --> 00:05:11,979 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here ♪ 94 00:05:13,246 --> 00:05:15,248 Hey, check out that dude. 95 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,146 Albert, slow down. Smell the pine. 96 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:48,482 That's no pine, that's wheelchair exhaust. 97 00:05:51,819 --> 00:05:53,454 Well, let him go. I can take him. 98 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:55,489 He's handicapped. The hell he is! 99 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:58,792 He's probably got a 350 fuel-injected turbo in there and the whole works! 100 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,794 Albert! I can take him! 101 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:14,041 Albert, when you were born, were your parents expecting children? 102 00:06:14,107 --> 00:06:15,108 Shut up! 103 00:06:44,037 --> 00:06:47,074 Okay, let's go. 104 00:07:15,368 --> 00:07:16,504 Hi, you must be... 105 00:07:16,570 --> 00:07:18,572 How many campers in wheelchairs you got? 106 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,041 Oh, I thought this was one of those new Hondas. 107 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:24,011 Not unfunny. Tommy McVee. 108 00:07:24,077 --> 00:07:25,646 Pleased to meet you. I'm Giddy. 109 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:28,716 Oh, yeah? Where's Happy, Sneezy and Grumpy? 110 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,350 Not unfunny. 111 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:31,785 You know where you're goin'? 112 00:07:31,852 --> 00:07:34,054 Yeah. Check out the chicks. 113 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,123 Catch you later, Bashful. 114 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:46,066 Fanny. Fanny, I know a place 115 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:49,803 where the four of us can go and the perfect place. 116 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:51,639 I mean, the two of us. 117 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:58,311 All right, jerk off, Albert. 118 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,216 Come on, everybody, let's go. 119 00:08:03,283 --> 00:08:06,119 Form up at your cabin assignments. 120 00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,756 Move it. Move it. 121 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:13,093 Oh, and you boys, keep your pinkies the hell away from my ladies. 122 00:08:15,829 --> 00:08:17,831 Come on, girls, this way. 123 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,836 Come on, "pinkies?" 124 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:24,872 God, do you believe her? 125 00:08:27,575 --> 00:08:31,244 This is the exact same camp that was in that movie, Friday the 13th. 126 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,146 The one where all those kids got murdered? 127 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:34,648 Dead for no reason. 128 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:38,285 Aw, relax, everybody's nervous the first day. 129 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:43,791 Look at this shit. 130 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:47,861 Okay, here's eight stamped postcards. 131 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,831 I want you to send me one a week, so I know you're okay. 132 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:53,033 Ma, you're trying to live my whole life for me. 133 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,301 How can you say that? 134 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,304 These cards are already written. 135 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,439 No talking after lights out, Barry. 136 00:08:59,506 --> 00:09:01,742 I'm Larry, Dad, he's Barry. 137 00:09:01,809 --> 00:09:03,543 Oh, sorry, Son. 138 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,679 And be sure to eat everything on your plate, Larry. 139 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,915 I'm Barry, Mom. He's Larry. 140 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:09,650 Oh, sorry, Son. 141 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:11,384 Remember to be a good sport, Barry. 142 00:09:11,451 --> 00:09:12,620 I'm Larry, Dad. 143 00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,688 I'm not your father, Barry, I'm your mother. 144 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:16,957 I'm not Barry. I'm Barry, Mom. 145 00:09:17,024 --> 00:09:18,959 I'm not your mother, Larry, I'm your father. 146 00:09:19,026 --> 00:09:21,862 I'm not Larry. He's not your father. 147 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,732 I'm gonna miss you, Damian. 148 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:29,302 I'll miss you more, Susie. Can I have somethin' to remember you by? 149 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:34,574 And I don't want you smoking pot. 150 00:09:34,642 --> 00:09:36,309 Ma, I might just experiment. 151 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,245 Well, don't pay for it. 152 00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,094 Hey, are those alive? 153 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:56,229 No, they're stuffed. 154 00:09:56,296 --> 00:10:00,133 You mean like cashews, bread crumbs, raisins? 155 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,468 How much you want for one? 156 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,203 Hey, they're pets. 157 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:05,706 Psst. 158 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,041 You need a fix? 159 00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:10,678 What have you got? 160 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,955 What's your thing, man? 161 00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:26,059 And remember, boys only want one thing. 162 00:10:26,126 --> 00:10:27,160 What's wrong with that? 163 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,862 They never want it when you want it. 164 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,145 Camp, go. 165 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:49,416 Four-wheel drive, man. 166 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:52,585 Four-wheel drive, you numbskull. 167 00:11:03,363 --> 00:11:05,398 Looking good, young trooper. 168 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,837 Cease, ho. 169 00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,242 That's it. Double time, young troopers. 170 00:11:15,308 --> 00:11:16,509 Get to those or die. 171 00:11:16,576 --> 00:11:18,378 Pick up that fork-nosed rifle. 172 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,383 Come on, lunge, twist and hold. 173 00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,352 Hee-yah. 174 00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,687 Hee-yah. 175 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:30,090 Rip 'em from across the craw, boy. That's it. 176 00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:32,359 All right, move 'em out, trooper. 177 00:11:35,562 --> 00:11:38,265 Fine bunch of campers this year, Foxglove. 178 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,768 Mmm-hmm. Hmm. 179 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,302 I tell you, they're naturals. 180 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,071 You'd put a pig sticker on the end of a rifle 181 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:46,406 and a boy knows just what to do with it. 182 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,479 Hmm, God, I love it so. 183 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,613 Hmm. 184 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:54,915 Let's go. 185 00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,223 Young whippersnapper. 186 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,902 Get outta here. 187 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,107 This place sucks. 188 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,825 Sally Friedman? Here. 189 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,860 - Tula Washington? - You're lookin' at her. 190 00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,961 Nancy Lamon. 191 00:12:41,028 --> 00:12:43,964 Okay now, Cabin six. 192 00:12:44,031 --> 00:12:46,766 Which one of you boys is Armand Carducci? 193 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,976 All right, I'll repeat myself. Who's Armand Carducci? 194 00:12:56,043 --> 00:13:01,081 The name is Flash and it's the only one I answer to. 195 00:13:01,148 --> 00:13:02,549 Okay, Flash. 196 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,617 Now, I'm Giddy. Uh, Coach Giddy. 197 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:07,787 I'm the head counselor here. 198 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:10,557 Damn. I'm in charge here. 199 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,325 I got the picture. 200 00:13:12,392 --> 00:13:15,762 Good. Now, we're not comfortable with trouble at Sasquatch. 201 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,564 So don't give me any. 202 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,832 I hear what you're sayin'. 203 00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,834 Now I know your reputation, Flash. 204 00:13:20,901 --> 00:13:23,470 There's only one thing I like about it. 205 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,805 Yeah? What's that? 206 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:29,642 How open are you to the concept of pugilism? 207 00:13:29,709 --> 00:13:32,846 What kind of weird shit goes on around here? 208 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:34,114 I'm talking about boxin'. 209 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,383 The sport, fighting with rules. 210 00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:38,385 I don't do rules. 211 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,320 I hear you're pretty good with your hands. 212 00:13:40,387 --> 00:13:41,654 Yeah? So what if I am? 213 00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:43,690 Well, we got a tradition around here. 214 00:13:43,756 --> 00:13:45,859 It's called Champ of the Lake. It's us against Camp Patton. 215 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:48,528 Camp Patton. That's the camp across the lake, the other side there? 216 00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,097 Sort of like a summer Golden Gloves. 217 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,132 Now we got a fighter, it's Boomer. He's great. 218 00:13:52,199 --> 00:13:54,667 But he needs a little help, Flash. He needs a sparring partner. 219 00:13:54,734 --> 00:13:56,970 A real two-fisted talent, somebody like you. What do you say? 220 00:13:57,037 --> 00:14:01,241 Listen, Mr. Coach, I'm not what you call a team player. 221 00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:04,111 What if I said I'm tellin', not askin'? 222 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,914 Are you? 223 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,883 No. 224 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:13,186 So then, why don't you back off my case, huh? 225 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,188 I don't do volunteer work. 226 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,091 You wanna give me Cabin six? I'll take it. 227 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:20,027 The judge says that's my sentence. 228 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,395 That's the total picture, all right? 229 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,534 You know, if you change your mind... 230 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:28,936 Forget it. 231 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,147 Trade you my goalie stick for a Clark bar. 232 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,682 Hey, cool it, Butterball. 233 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:46,553 I don't do exclusives. I gotta build up a clientele. 234 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,856 That watch quartz? 235 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:52,759 Yeah, but my dad gave it to me. 236 00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:57,464 You always get the bed by the window. 237 00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,632 But I'm the oldest. 238 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,202 That's mine. 239 00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:03,336 It's mine. 240 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,804 Who does Mom love best? 241 00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,073 Me. 242 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,341 So you wanna take the shirt, too? 243 00:15:11,311 --> 00:15:13,513 All right, you turkeys. 244 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,781 Shut up! 245 00:15:14,847 --> 00:15:16,583 Oh, my gosh. 246 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,319 The name's Flash. 247 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,455 Mr. Flash. 248 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,491 And I only got one rule. 249 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,060 Don't bug me! 250 00:15:27,127 --> 00:15:29,429 You got that, you little twerps? 251 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:35,068 If you got a problem, tough, 252 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:38,271 don't bring it to me. I don't do problems. 253 00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,473 Mr. Flash, can we... 254 00:15:40,540 --> 00:15:43,743 Hey, one more thing you should know. 255 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,013 I don't do questions, either. 256 00:16:02,329 --> 00:16:04,164 See that, Foxglove? 257 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,799 Morons, wimps and losers. 258 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:09,336 Same as last year, sir. 259 00:16:09,402 --> 00:16:12,072 This summer we're gonna crush 'em. 260 00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:14,041 That's the spirit, sir. 261 00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:15,942 Is that a lisp? 262 00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:17,544 Did I hear a lisp, Foxglove? 263 00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:19,146 A lisp, sir? 264 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,580 Goddamn homo talk. 265 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,450 Impossible, Colonel, we're alone. 266 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,385 Cover my back. 267 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,154 Yes, sir. 268 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:36,729 I was seein' this guy, real cute, but they hated his guts. 269 00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,331 And they were drivin' me crazy. 270 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,100 Well, I was drivin' them crazy. 271 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,702 So they decided the best thing for me was camp. 272 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,171 You know what I mean? 273 00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:46,273 Yeah, I know what you mean. 274 00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:48,041 This one I just couldn't resist. 275 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:49,209 What do you think? 276 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,710 They're really nice. 277 00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:53,313 I couldn't make up my mind. 278 00:16:54,314 --> 00:16:57,016 Hey, you, uh, wanna borrow one? 279 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:58,618 Gee, do you think that'd be okay? 280 00:16:58,685 --> 00:16:59,886 Oh, sure, I got tons. 281 00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:02,189 What about shorts? You got shorts? 282 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,224 Well, not exactly. 283 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,060 Here, try these. 284 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:10,163 Oh, and this goes really cute with that. 285 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:12,432 Oh, Nancy, I couldn't. 286 00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:14,201 Listen, we're sisters, right? 287 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:16,169 It's us against the pinkies. 288 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,970 Go on. Okay, thanks. 289 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,609 But you... You like me or not? 290 00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,378 Yes, I like you. 291 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,413 But I think we should set a good example. 292 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,449 Oh, well, look, nobody knows we're here. 293 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:04,284 This is a great place. 294 00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:06,453 Not like that spot last summer? 295 00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,987 Uh, no, no, no, no. 296 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,022 All those kids, all those flash bulbs? 297 00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:11,958 No, no, no, no, no. 298 00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,026 Or that time down at the lake? 299 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,797 Oh, Fanny, look, snakes only come out like that once a year. 300 00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:20,767 Are you sure we're alone? 301 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,502 Sure, look around. 302 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:26,339 You know, it's just getting so foggy that I think we should go back to camp. 303 00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,841 What do you mean, it's not that foggy. 304 00:18:28,908 --> 00:18:32,245 Oh, we'll do it some other night. 305 00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:03,876 Mom, it's really creepy here. 306 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,678 I wanna go home. 307 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,815 But you'll like this camp. Sonny, you'll see. 308 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,984 But it's not even in our solar system. 309 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:15,755 Hey, don't you want to earn your Earth Merit Badge? 310 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,157 Yes, Dad. 311 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:19,859 Then what's to talk? 312 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:22,329 Now, Sonny, it looks like rain, 313 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,198 so be sure to wear your little raincoat, dear. 314 00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:28,167 But I don't want to wear Earth clothes. 315 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,737 That's nonsense, Son. 316 00:19:30,803 --> 00:19:34,407 You're going to be just fine. You'll see. 317 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,808 Listen to this. 318 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,879 Who spent 325 jamochas on English lessons for you? 319 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,080 You, Dad. 320 00:19:41,147 --> 00:19:43,883 So, kiss your mother goodbye. 321 00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,452 Goodbye, dear. 322 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,290 And be careful from the poison ivy. 323 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,391 Okay. 324 00:20:39,005 --> 00:20:41,774 Good morning, Rene. 325 00:20:41,841 --> 00:20:44,243 Ah, big day ahead of us, huh? 326 00:20:45,978 --> 00:20:47,380 You under control in here? 327 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,248 But of course. Uh-huh. 328 00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:58,157 Some little adjustments maybe, eh? 329 00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:04,597 Listen to me, you crazy frog. I want food we can eat. 330 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:06,466 Burgers, doggies, 331 00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:08,601 home fries, eggs over easy. 332 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:13,039 I'll go as far as French toast, but nothing, nothing fancy. 333 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,246 You know where I'm comin' from? 334 00:21:20,313 --> 00:21:21,714 Oui, monsieur. I don't. 335 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,424 Come on, will you? Open up. 336 00:21:31,491 --> 00:21:33,693 Come on, open up! 337 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:34,861 I'm going first. 338 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,463 You always go first. 339 00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:38,531 Who was born first? Me. 340 00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:40,633 So gimme a break, will you? 341 00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,871 I gotta go! 342 00:21:44,937 --> 00:21:47,774 Both of you? At the same time? 343 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,241 That's sick. 344 00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:56,416 What's the problem? 345 00:21:56,483 --> 00:21:58,718 I think somebody died in there. 346 00:22:00,186 --> 00:22:02,088 Here, take this. 347 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:14,434 Let her rip. 348 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:34,253 What is it? 349 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:36,088 I don't know. 350 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:41,093 That sure is no pet. 351 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:43,496 - Ted's right. - He's afraid. 352 00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:47,600 He's not the only one. 353 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:50,202 Do you think maybe, like, 354 00:22:50,269 --> 00:22:51,938 maybe he's from... 355 00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:04,617 Are you from space? 356 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,491 Did you see that? Did you? I mean, wow! It understood. 357 00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:12,925 Yeah, it did. 358 00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,494 It really did. 359 00:23:50,697 --> 00:23:52,999 That sure is a great trick. 360 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,268 Do you have a name? 361 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,808 Where are you from? 362 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,512 Me, Ted. 363 00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:08,347 Who are you? 364 00:24:09,582 --> 00:24:11,484 Me Ted. 365 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:12,952 What did he say? 366 00:24:13,019 --> 00:24:15,154 I think he said meathead. 367 00:24:15,221 --> 00:24:16,656 Meathead. 368 00:24:16,723 --> 00:24:18,390 Meathead? 369 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,259 Meathead's what he said. 370 00:24:20,326 --> 00:24:21,327 Meathead. 371 00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:27,634 Listen, uh, Meathead, we won't hurt you or anything. 372 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:30,870 We're just, well, you know, curious. 373 00:24:30,937 --> 00:24:34,941 We've never seen a... A something like you before. 374 00:24:35,007 --> 00:24:36,743 Look, we gotta go for breakfast. 375 00:24:36,809 --> 00:24:38,578 Do you want us to bring anything back? 376 00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:40,847 Uh, Big Mac. 377 00:24:40,913 --> 00:24:43,783 How does he know about Big Macs? 378 00:24:43,850 --> 00:24:45,952 Think he's got a guidebook? 379 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:50,089 Right. 380 00:24:50,156 --> 00:24:51,824 But he does, seriously. 381 00:25:26,058 --> 00:25:27,093 Okay, ladies... 382 00:25:27,159 --> 00:25:28,795 On the toes. Come on. 383 00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,832 Hurry up, we're late. 384 00:25:32,899 --> 00:25:34,701 Just put this. 385 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:36,535 Hurry. Will you hurry? 386 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:38,337 Put your head back. 387 00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,949 Hi, girls. What's happening? 388 00:25:51,651 --> 00:25:54,120 My name's Flash. What's yours? 389 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:56,823 Don't talk to him, Cheryl, he's a dork. 390 00:25:58,758 --> 00:26:00,860 I'm not a dork, I'm Italian. 391 00:26:07,566 --> 00:26:08,901 Other way. 392 00:26:10,970 --> 00:26:12,338 Hey, Flash. 393 00:26:13,906 --> 00:26:15,274 Nah, I'm just lookin'. 394 00:26:15,341 --> 00:26:17,644 Come on, come on, come over here. 395 00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:25,852 Did you ever put the gloves on? 396 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:29,521 Where I come from, fighters don't have time for dressin' up. 397 00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:32,224 Besides, I'm just lookin'. 398 00:26:32,291 --> 00:26:34,393 Kick 'em high, ladies. 399 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:35,895 Up, up, up. 400 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:39,799 Hey, Boomer. Boomer. 401 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:41,500 This is Flash. 402 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:42,802 The kid with the reputation. 403 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:44,704 Oh, yeah. Uh, hey, Flash. 404 00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,272 How's it goin'? 405 00:26:46,338 --> 00:26:48,074 Uh, pretty slow. 406 00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:49,976 I can believe it. 407 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:53,045 What is that, some kind of crack, uh, Bash? 408 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:54,246 Flash. 409 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:55,815 Oh, yeah. 410 00:26:55,882 --> 00:26:58,985 Hey, you know, Mash, you got a pretty good sense of humor. 411 00:26:59,051 --> 00:27:00,452 You know what I'm gonna do? 412 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,889 I'm gonna knock it right outta your head. 413 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,657 Wham, bam. Wham. 414 00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:06,859 What do you think of that? 415 00:27:10,562 --> 00:27:12,064 You wanna try? 416 00:27:12,899 --> 00:27:14,767 Sure. I love fightin'. 417 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:20,807 Put 'em on. 418 00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,208 All right. 419 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:23,910 Kick 'em high, ladies. 420 00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,611 Up, up, up. 421 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,413 Raise those thighs. 422 00:27:31,450 --> 00:27:34,553 Well, you take it easy. Keep your guard up, huh? 423 00:27:36,022 --> 00:27:37,523 Nothin' fancy. 424 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:43,162 Come on. 425 00:27:44,731 --> 00:27:46,198 Right here. Right here. 426 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:47,834 Come on. 427 00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:50,402 You gotta do better than that, Bash. 428 00:27:53,139 --> 00:27:55,674 That's all for today, ladies. 429 00:28:12,591 --> 00:28:13,860 Let's go. 430 00:28:17,864 --> 00:28:20,599 Hey, Trash. 431 00:28:20,666 --> 00:28:24,904 Hey, didn't anybody ever tell you boxing and broads don't mix? 432 00:28:24,971 --> 00:28:27,206 That guy really is a dork. 433 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,440 A what? 434 00:28:28,507 --> 00:28:30,777 A dork. You know, dork. 435 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,946 Oh, yeah, sure, a dork. 436 00:28:34,013 --> 00:28:38,184 Hey, like, you know, you know, you're a pretty good fighter, Crash. 437 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:41,353 Thanks. You're not so bad yourself, Bloomer. 438 00:28:42,621 --> 00:28:44,590 My name is Boomer. 439 00:28:44,656 --> 00:28:47,159 What are you, makin' fun of me again? 440 00:28:48,494 --> 00:28:50,797 Oh, I'm sorry. 441 00:28:50,863 --> 00:28:55,001 Nancy, will Flash always be a dork? 442 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:01,073 You really don't know what it is, do you? 443 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:02,274 A dork. 444 00:29:02,341 --> 00:29:04,743 You know, like in, joystick? 445 00:29:04,811 --> 00:29:07,413 Heater, wang, pud, equipment? 446 00:29:09,281 --> 00:29:10,783 Uh, pinkie. 447 00:29:11,617 --> 00:29:13,152 Oh, that's what it is. 448 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:14,653 So you didn't know, right? 449 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:17,023 Well, I mean, I knew... You ever seen one? 450 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,858 Sure. Lots of times. 451 00:29:19,892 --> 00:29:21,828 What, you got a brother or something? 452 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:22,929 No. 453 00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:25,932 A boyfriend? 454 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:27,699 Well, not really. 455 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:30,569 Well then, who? 456 00:29:30,636 --> 00:29:31,737 "Who" what? 457 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:33,639 Whose did you see? 458 00:29:33,705 --> 00:29:35,241 Oh. 459 00:29:35,307 --> 00:29:38,444 Look, come with me and I'll show you a couple of real doozers. 460 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,282 Oh, my God. 461 00:29:43,349 --> 00:29:46,085 Try not to have a heart attack. 462 00:29:46,152 --> 00:29:49,221 Ooh, boy, he is really somethin'. 463 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,057 I've seen bigger though. 464 00:29:51,123 --> 00:29:52,825 You mean, they come in different sizes? 465 00:29:52,892 --> 00:29:55,261 Haven't you ever seen one? 466 00:29:55,327 --> 00:29:57,897 Hey, guess who's never seen... 467 00:29:57,964 --> 00:29:59,631 Oh, nice going. 468 00:29:59,698 --> 00:30:02,134 What did I say? 469 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,974 What'd I say? 470 00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:10,309 Whoa! 471 00:30:10,376 --> 00:30:12,444 I've never seen one that big before. 472 00:30:12,511 --> 00:30:14,180 You've never seen one period. 473 00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,015 Have, too. My brother. 474 00:30:16,082 --> 00:30:17,683 Yeah, but he's five. 475 00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,385 No, he's six. 476 00:30:22,188 --> 00:30:25,091 You know, Tula didn't mean anything by that. 477 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,459 It's just that... 478 00:30:27,526 --> 00:30:30,496 Well, you act like you've been in a convent your whole life. 479 00:30:30,562 --> 00:30:32,164 Well, I haven't. 480 00:30:33,132 --> 00:30:35,201 It's just that 481 00:30:35,267 --> 00:30:38,637 we don't discuss those sort of things. 482 00:30:38,704 --> 00:30:41,607 And nobody ever even talked to you about it? 483 00:30:42,875 --> 00:30:45,144 You mean S-E-X? 484 00:30:45,211 --> 00:30:47,446 Don't tell me, like, they always spelled it out? 485 00:30:47,513 --> 00:30:48,680 Always. 486 00:30:48,747 --> 00:30:50,149 Oh, brother. 487 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:55,487 You don't know anything, do you? 488 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:58,590 Come on. 489 00:30:59,625 --> 00:31:02,061 Okay, you guys, listen up. 490 00:31:02,128 --> 00:31:06,865 You know, like, there was a time, not so long ago I might add, 491 00:31:06,933 --> 00:31:10,236 when all of us were just as deprived as Cheryl here. 492 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:13,105 So I say that we gotta help her. 493 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:15,908 I say that we take a pledge 494 00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:19,611 that before camp ends... 495 00:31:19,678 --> 00:31:21,480 She sees a pinkie! 496 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,183 All right. 497 00:31:24,250 --> 00:31:25,551 Are you sure? Yes. 498 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:27,519 What's goin' on in here? 499 00:31:28,287 --> 00:31:29,521 Nothin'. 500 00:31:30,756 --> 00:31:32,291 Is that a fact? 501 00:31:35,427 --> 00:31:36,462 Oh. 502 00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:40,132 Whose is this? 503 00:31:43,302 --> 00:31:45,938 No matter. It's confiscated. 504 00:31:46,939 --> 00:31:49,408 Just remember, ladies, 505 00:31:49,475 --> 00:31:52,378 that this is a cabin for proper young women. 506 00:31:53,745 --> 00:31:56,949 There will be no talk of pinkies. 507 00:31:57,016 --> 00:31:58,985 They're not play things, you know. 508 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:00,619 They're weapons. 509 00:32:00,686 --> 00:32:02,821 Dangerous weapons. 510 00:32:02,888 --> 00:32:04,957 Like loaded guns. 511 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:08,560 They can go off when you least expect it. 512 00:32:08,627 --> 00:32:10,796 Do I make myself clear? 513 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:13,532 Yes, Fanny. 514 00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:14,600 Good. 515 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:27,446 Oh, what a beautiful day. 516 00:32:28,981 --> 00:32:31,683 You really think so, do you? 517 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:35,587 Boomer. Boomer. Boomer. 518 00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:36,855 Boomer! 519 00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:40,192 Uh, hey, Giddy, that you? 520 00:32:40,259 --> 00:32:43,329 I can't see. I got a canoe on my head. 521 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:46,232 I noticed. Boomer, please, the lake's the other way. 522 00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,733 Oh, thanks, Giddy. 523 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,635 Don't mention it. 524 00:32:55,441 --> 00:32:56,608 Giddy. 525 00:32:57,976 --> 00:32:59,411 I'm going lose... 526 00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:00,646 Oh, oh! 527 00:33:09,588 --> 00:33:12,091 I think I got a fish in my pants. 528 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,594 Oh, no, wait, it's just me. 529 00:33:19,031 --> 00:33:21,600 Oh, what's it called? 530 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,836 Kybo. K-Y-B-O. Keep your bowels open. 531 00:33:24,903 --> 00:33:26,238 They were supposed to burn them 532 00:33:26,305 --> 00:33:28,507 when they switched over to what we have now. 533 00:33:28,574 --> 00:33:30,042 I mean, no one will come here. 534 00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:31,610 It's totally safe. 535 00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:33,712 Yeah, I can believe it. 536 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:35,781 So what you think, Meathead? 537 00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:37,649 Kybo, huh? Okay. 538 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:41,320 That one. I like that one. 539 00:33:41,387 --> 00:33:42,521 Quarter-moon. 540 00:33:42,588 --> 00:33:44,022 Good choice. 541 00:33:44,090 --> 00:33:46,225 Thank you. Oh, did somebody fart? 542 00:33:46,292 --> 00:33:47,293 Oh. 543 00:33:59,671 --> 00:34:01,140 Move 'em out. 544 00:34:03,875 --> 00:34:05,377 Ten, hut! 545 00:34:07,513 --> 00:34:10,282 Two fingers off the bridge of the nose, young trooper. 546 00:34:13,952 --> 00:34:16,188 Ten, hut! 547 00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,956 Chief Rawhide's here to see you, sir. 548 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,659 Hmm. Is he wearin' those damn feathers? 549 00:34:20,726 --> 00:34:23,895 Yes, sir. Accented by some lovely little beads. 550 00:34:24,863 --> 00:34:25,964 A lisp. 551 00:34:26,031 --> 00:34:28,467 God damn it. Foxglove, I heard a lisp. 552 00:34:28,534 --> 00:34:30,502 I'll check into it, sir. 553 00:34:32,003 --> 00:34:33,605 I hate feathers. 554 00:34:38,977 --> 00:34:39,978 Bitch. 555 00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:54,760 How? Who? 556 00:34:54,826 --> 00:34:55,927 Where? Here. 557 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:56,995 What? 558 00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:58,096 Rights to lake. 559 00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,234 No acid rain. 560 00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,635 Good. 561 00:35:03,702 --> 00:35:05,404 No PCBs. 562 00:35:05,471 --> 00:35:06,472 Great. 563 00:35:06,538 --> 00:35:08,440 Clear like mountain stream. 564 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,541 I love it. 565 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:10,909 Many fish. Hmm. 566 00:35:10,976 --> 00:35:12,678 Wind surfing potential. 567 00:35:12,744 --> 00:35:14,180 Ah-ha. Good deal. 568 00:35:14,246 --> 00:35:15,247 Hmm. 569 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:18,150 You make fair trade. 570 00:35:18,217 --> 00:35:20,486 I'm a fair guy, Chief. 571 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:21,720 Honest Injun. 572 00:35:25,891 --> 00:35:27,058 Injun. 573 00:36:07,566 --> 00:36:09,201 Attention. 574 00:36:19,411 --> 00:36:21,046 Good morning, Colonel. 575 00:36:21,112 --> 00:36:23,515 You call these ankle biters campers, Giddy? 576 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:25,116 My God, it's worse than last year! 577 00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,653 It's a goddamn waste of human potential. 578 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,621 Listen to me, you pipsqueak 579 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,624 pistol packin' package of paramilitary paranoia... 580 00:36:32,691 --> 00:36:35,527 How do you say that so fast? 581 00:36:35,594 --> 00:36:38,664 I hear what you're saying, Colonel. 582 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:49,341 Well, of course, you can hear me. 583 00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:52,978 We're only six inches apart. 584 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:56,282 No, no, no, no, I mean, I mean, I... I respect your space. 585 00:36:56,348 --> 00:36:57,883 I know where you're comin' from. 586 00:36:57,949 --> 00:37:00,352 Oh, don't give me that communication bullshit, Giddy. 587 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:03,154 I'm here on a mission and I will not be heard! 588 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,056 I mean, you will not hear me. 589 00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:07,659 You... Well, I'll tell you where I'm comin' from, Giddy. 590 00:37:07,726 --> 00:37:11,029 I'm comin' from my lake! Show him the papers, Foxglove. 591 00:37:11,096 --> 00:37:12,364 Yes, sir. 592 00:37:13,198 --> 00:37:15,667 It's mine. All mine! 593 00:37:15,734 --> 00:37:17,536 From shore to shore. 594 00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:18,670 Men! 595 00:37:23,008 --> 00:37:25,544 You mean, the Chief sold you... But I... Wait a minute. 596 00:37:25,611 --> 00:37:28,246 Well, what good is my camp without a lake? 597 00:37:28,314 --> 00:37:32,784 Exactly my point, Counselor. This year's Champ Sunday is gonna be your last. 598 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,152 Foxglove! 599 00:37:34,219 --> 00:37:36,622 Wait, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel, Colonel. Please, please. 600 00:37:36,688 --> 00:37:39,491 Let's... Could we discuss this over lunch? 601 00:37:41,126 --> 00:37:43,161 Lunch? You're nuts. 602 00:37:44,530 --> 00:37:47,098 We're gonna pave this place, Foxglove. 603 00:37:47,165 --> 00:37:49,167 We're gonna wall-to-wall concrete it. 604 00:37:49,234 --> 00:37:50,902 We're gonna flank it with howitzers, 605 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:54,540 and we're gonna bring a whole goddamn division of T-47s right here. 606 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,375 Relax. Relax. 607 00:37:57,208 --> 00:37:58,877 I can handle this. 608 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:01,480 I can. 609 00:38:32,511 --> 00:38:34,045 I hope he's okay. 610 00:38:34,112 --> 00:38:35,914 It was your big idea. 611 00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,759 Oh, I'm sorry, guys. It's only me. Sorry. 612 00:38:47,826 --> 00:38:49,294 What are you doing here? 613 00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:50,962 I came to tell you I'm okay. 614 00:38:51,029 --> 00:38:52,931 Hey, what's goin' on out there? 615 00:38:52,998 --> 00:38:54,766 Uh-oh, be cool, guys. Be cool. 616 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,067 Sorry, Mr. Flash. 617 00:38:56,134 --> 00:38:57,936 Easy, Barry, tell him you're just scared. 618 00:38:58,003 --> 00:38:59,037 Just... Scared. 619 00:38:59,104 --> 00:39:00,171 Scared. 620 00:39:00,238 --> 00:39:01,973 Your mothers will be a whole lot sorrier 621 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,975 if the Flash misses out on his sleep. 622 00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:05,811 Uh, yes, sir. Yes, sir. 623 00:39:05,877 --> 00:39:07,413 Hit the sheets. 624 00:39:12,117 --> 00:39:15,421 Meathead, you gotta start using the door around here. 625 00:39:16,254 --> 00:39:17,589 You okay? 626 00:39:17,656 --> 00:39:21,026 Was that close, guys, or was that close? 627 00:39:21,092 --> 00:39:22,894 Oh, I've seen closer. 628 00:39:23,829 --> 00:39:25,797 Well, maybe not that close. 629 00:39:33,872 --> 00:39:36,374 What the goddamn hell is that, Foxglove? 630 00:39:38,777 --> 00:39:41,112 Sounds like tambourines. 631 00:39:56,027 --> 00:39:57,095 Whoa, Marcel. 632 00:40:00,932 --> 00:40:02,568 Whoa, Havoc. 633 00:40:22,821 --> 00:40:25,924 Colonel, what a pleasant surprise. 634 00:40:25,991 --> 00:40:28,527 Don't give me that bleeding heart routine, Giddy. 635 00:40:28,594 --> 00:40:30,829 I wanna know... Wanna know what those... Priests. 636 00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:32,263 Priests. What are they doing? 637 00:40:32,330 --> 00:40:34,232 Praying. Praying? What are they praying for? 638 00:40:34,299 --> 00:40:35,433 Likely a new home. 639 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:36,968 Home? Home, what home? 640 00:40:37,035 --> 00:40:39,505 God's truth, Giddy. What have you done? 641 00:40:39,571 --> 00:40:41,973 Like I said, Colonel, what good's a camp with no lake? 642 00:40:42,040 --> 00:40:43,141 But a temple. 643 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:45,243 Huh, temple? No. 644 00:40:45,310 --> 00:40:46,545 No! 645 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:48,213 Yeah, I'm goin' back to the urban ghettos. 646 00:40:48,279 --> 00:40:51,216 Poverty, crime, trash, disease, honest work. 647 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:53,018 Look, you can't do that. 648 00:40:53,084 --> 00:40:54,753 I've had good years here. 649 00:40:54,820 --> 00:40:56,922 Wonderful kids. Some success stories. 650 00:40:56,988 --> 00:40:58,356 I wanna give something back. 651 00:40:58,423 --> 00:41:00,726 These people need a place to let their sheets down. 652 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,494 Hey, Giddy, no, you can't do it. 653 00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,995 You can't do it. You can't! 654 00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,664 These people, 655 00:41:05,731 --> 00:41:08,800 I hear they wipe with their bare hands. 656 00:41:08,867 --> 00:41:11,402 That's just it. They don't use water. 657 00:41:15,273 --> 00:41:18,476 Giddy. Hey, Giddy, look, I'll be the first to admit I've been rash. 658 00:41:19,711 --> 00:41:21,446 Oh, now, wait. Here comes one of them now. 659 00:41:21,513 --> 00:41:23,549 Hi, Your Excellence. Come in. 660 00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:25,817 Oh, Giddy, are you outta your mind? 661 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:27,252 Your Excellence, 662 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,555 please shake hands with a good friend of mine, Colonel Hershy. 663 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:32,390 I love you. 664 00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:34,860 Oh, get him... Get him outta here, Giddy. 665 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,361 Your Excellence, Your Excellence, 666 00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:39,230 five minutes and then we'll finish the paperwork. Okay? 667 00:41:42,100 --> 00:41:43,635 Giddy. 668 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,604 Giddy, Giddy, please. You've got to listen to me. 669 00:41:45,671 --> 00:41:48,607 Part of me hears what you say and then part of me doesn't. 670 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:50,909 Jackboots and marching tunes are a thing of the past. 671 00:41:50,976 --> 00:41:53,278 Bare feet and mantras are taking over the country. 672 00:41:54,913 --> 00:41:56,447 Oh, no, not you, Giddy. 673 00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:59,117 Now listen. There's gotta be some way. 674 00:42:00,318 --> 00:42:02,654 There's always Champ of the Lake. 675 00:42:04,990 --> 00:42:06,658 Champ of the Lake? 676 00:42:06,725 --> 00:42:07,959 What are you talkin' about? Make sense, Giddy. 677 00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,795 Our last fight, Colonel. 678 00:42:09,861 --> 00:42:12,530 How about I hold off the sale? Would you like that? 679 00:42:12,598 --> 00:42:14,132 You're damn right I'd like that. 680 00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,501 You raise the stakes on Champ of the Lake, 681 00:42:16,568 --> 00:42:18,604 I'll put a hold on their deal. 682 00:42:18,670 --> 00:42:20,772 Raise the stakes? Sure I'll raise 'em. 683 00:42:20,839 --> 00:42:22,540 Christ, Giddy, you name it. 684 00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:26,177 My camp for your water rights, all or nothing. 685 00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:28,580 The whole shootin' match? 686 00:42:28,647 --> 00:42:30,115 Kit and caboodle. 687 00:42:30,181 --> 00:42:31,683 Lock, stock and barrel? 688 00:42:31,750 --> 00:42:32,851 The works. 689 00:42:32,918 --> 00:42:34,485 From here to eternity? 690 00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,487 The whole enchilada. 691 00:42:37,923 --> 00:42:39,090 Damn it, I'll take it. 692 00:42:39,157 --> 00:42:42,060 I'll take the whole goddamn thing. 693 00:42:43,361 --> 00:42:44,630 Foxglove! 694 00:42:48,233 --> 00:42:50,802 Hook, line and sinker. 695 00:42:54,139 --> 00:42:55,340 All right, Mr. Dumbjohn. 696 00:42:55,406 --> 00:42:56,441 Yeah? 697 00:42:56,507 --> 00:42:58,109 I know what this is. 698 00:42:58,176 --> 00:42:59,711 What does this mean? 699 00:42:59,778 --> 00:43:03,148 This one's for you, this one's for the horse you rode in on. 700 00:43:08,654 --> 00:43:11,422 Hey, hands off that horse. That's my horse. 701 00:43:11,489 --> 00:43:13,992 Ah-ha, I knew it would feed an army. 702 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:16,327 Why, you... 703 00:43:26,772 --> 00:43:28,840 Didn't I tell you campers, no smokin'? 704 00:43:28,907 --> 00:43:30,175 Didn't I? 705 00:43:32,744 --> 00:43:33,945 Didn't I? 706 00:43:34,012 --> 00:43:36,247 I should hope so. Filthy habit. 707 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,449 The Colonel's expecting you. 708 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:42,287 Despot. 709 00:43:49,227 --> 00:43:50,696 You called, sir? 710 00:43:50,762 --> 00:43:52,330 Of course, I'm called "sir!" 711 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,632 I'm a bloody colonel, aren't I? 712 00:43:55,566 --> 00:43:57,535 Yes, sir. 713 00:43:57,602 --> 00:44:03,341 Sergeant Paladin, your mission, should you choose to accept it, 714 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:05,443 is to sound off like you got a pair, 715 00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:07,112 move out like you had a purpose, 716 00:44:07,178 --> 00:44:09,314 grab your squad, hit that assault craft, 717 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:13,952 cross that lake and neutralize this idiot 718 00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:16,487 with extreme prejudice. 719 00:44:27,598 --> 00:44:34,539 The ancient Sasquatch Indians used to boogie to this one and now so can you! 720 00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:10,842 Are you gonna be okay here? 721 00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:12,343 Yeah, I'll be fine. Okay. 722 00:45:19,951 --> 00:45:21,419 I wanna dance. 723 00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:23,188 Oh, yeah? With what? 724 00:45:23,254 --> 00:45:26,057 I want somethin' tall, lean and mean. 725 00:45:26,124 --> 00:45:28,894 There's a horse outside, why don't you go get it? 726 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,461 I ain't into that sort of thing. 727 00:45:30,528 --> 00:45:32,230 That's not what I heard. 728 00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:39,070 Have you been talkin' about me again? 729 00:45:40,705 --> 00:45:43,508 I don't care. Those guys are always talkin' about me. So what? 730 00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:44,776 So what? 731 00:45:50,715 --> 00:45:51,983 You wanna dance? 732 00:45:54,252 --> 00:45:55,353 Shit. 733 00:46:14,472 --> 00:46:15,841 Cheryl, uh, 734 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,210 I, uh... 735 00:46:20,478 --> 00:46:22,213 Can you talk? 736 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:24,015 Yes. 737 00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:27,986 Oh, it just seems like you're not that heavily into conversation. 738 00:46:28,053 --> 00:46:30,421 Oh, well, I'm just not used to it. 739 00:46:30,488 --> 00:46:32,824 With boys, I mean. 740 00:46:32,891 --> 00:46:35,226 Well, you can practice on me. 741 00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:36,327 Okay. 742 00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:38,763 Flash, 743 00:46:38,830 --> 00:46:41,299 people, they talk, you know, and... 744 00:46:41,366 --> 00:46:43,201 Well, they say you're sort of mean. 745 00:46:43,268 --> 00:46:44,369 Oh, yeah? 746 00:46:44,435 --> 00:46:46,804 Just tell me who it is and I'll... 747 00:46:46,872 --> 00:46:49,307 I mean, did they really say that? 748 00:46:49,975 --> 00:46:51,843 About me? 749 00:46:51,910 --> 00:46:55,546 Nah, I can't figure that out. 750 00:46:55,613 --> 00:46:59,150 I mean, how many mean altar boys have you met? 751 00:46:59,951 --> 00:47:01,452 You're an altar boy? 752 00:47:01,519 --> 00:47:04,589 Are you kiddin'? Me and the rabbi are like this. 753 00:47:05,490 --> 00:47:07,058 Rabbi? 754 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:10,228 Oh, uh, well, see, that's what I call... 755 00:47:10,295 --> 00:47:14,232 As a matter of fact, he can't kiss nothin' unless the Flash checks it out first. 756 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:18,203 Like the robes and the cups and the crosses 757 00:47:19,004 --> 00:47:20,738 and shit like that. 758 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:26,377 Listen, uh, you wanna get some holy water or somethin'? 759 00:47:27,745 --> 00:47:28,779 Okay. 760 00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,582 All right. 761 00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,012 Yep, that's him all right. 762 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:03,881 You want me to drop him? 763 00:48:03,949 --> 00:48:06,551 Get a grip on yourself, we got orders. 764 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,495 Okay, men, let's move out. 765 00:48:31,909 --> 00:48:33,044 Psst. 766 00:48:34,245 --> 00:48:36,714 Hey, come here. 767 00:48:36,781 --> 00:48:38,316 Hey, who is that? 768 00:48:38,383 --> 00:48:39,784 It's me, Boomer! 769 00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:41,486 Oh. 770 00:48:46,457 --> 00:48:47,892 Hey, I'm Boomer. 771 00:49:00,505 --> 00:49:02,473 So will you do it? 772 00:49:02,540 --> 00:49:05,910 I don't know. I mean, streaking's not such a big deal anymore. 773 00:49:05,977 --> 00:49:09,347 Believe me, for some people it'll be a major deal. 774 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:13,284 So, uh, what do I get for pullin' it off? 775 00:49:17,188 --> 00:49:19,190 Okay. You talked me into it. 776 00:49:19,257 --> 00:49:21,826 Don't forget, it's Cabin 10. 777 00:49:27,032 --> 00:49:29,534 Come on, Fanny, I got the perfect place. 778 00:49:56,094 --> 00:49:57,695 You seen Boomer? 779 00:50:11,842 --> 00:50:13,311 Hi, Jamie, Fanny. 780 00:50:15,046 --> 00:50:16,414 Have you seen Boomer? 781 00:50:16,481 --> 00:50:17,515 Boomer? 782 00:50:17,582 --> 00:50:19,317 No, he's not here. 783 00:50:19,384 --> 00:50:21,186 No, he's not here. 784 00:50:25,190 --> 00:50:26,624 Oh, Fanny, I'm sorry. 785 00:50:32,097 --> 00:50:33,798 Okay, here you go! 786 00:51:03,661 --> 00:51:04,762 Give me the other one. 787 00:51:04,829 --> 00:51:06,364 Okay, okay. 788 00:52:08,759 --> 00:52:09,927 Fanny? 789 00:52:37,388 --> 00:52:38,789 Fanny? 790 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:40,658 Jamie? 791 00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:43,361 Ta-da! 792 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:46,231 Oh, shit! 793 00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:22,233 Hey, Meat, what you doin'? What's happenin'? 794 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,068 Lookin' for somethin' to do. 795 00:53:24,134 --> 00:53:25,336 Why the raincoat? 796 00:53:25,403 --> 00:53:27,104 Oh, it's gonna rain. 797 00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:29,407 Good, Meat, be prepared. 798 00:53:34,044 --> 00:53:35,246 Hey, look! 799 00:53:35,313 --> 00:53:37,248 Hey, he's doin' it again. 800 00:53:37,315 --> 00:53:42,487 Hey, Meathead, come on. You gotta act sorta normal around here. 801 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:47,191 You can't walk through stuff or people are gonna know you're, uh, different. 802 00:53:47,258 --> 00:53:49,427 Yeah, you're right. You guys go ahead. 803 00:53:49,494 --> 00:53:52,162 I'm gonna practice walkin' around stuff. 804 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,231 So long, Meat. 805 00:53:54,299 --> 00:53:56,000 See you later. 806 00:53:56,066 --> 00:53:57,935 Okay. 807 00:53:58,002 --> 00:54:01,606 Gee, I wonder when I'm gonna get to play basketball. 808 00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:03,107 Or use a bow and arrow. 809 00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:04,609 Somethin'. Anything. 810 00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:07,645 Hey guys. 811 00:54:44,515 --> 00:54:46,183 Uh, uh, excuse me. 812 00:55:09,807 --> 00:55:10,841 Here. 813 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,219 Flash, why are you a dork? 814 00:55:24,922 --> 00:55:27,091 Are you for real? 815 00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,326 Yes. Are you for real? 816 00:55:29,394 --> 00:55:31,195 No, no. I meant... 817 00:55:33,464 --> 00:55:34,799 Forget it. 818 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:37,535 Flash, don't be afraid. 819 00:55:38,469 --> 00:55:40,004 Me afraid? 820 00:55:40,070 --> 00:55:43,007 Hey, I'm heavily into rockets 821 00:55:43,073 --> 00:55:45,075 and saucers, 822 00:55:45,142 --> 00:55:47,545 and well, creatures. 823 00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:53,618 You guys know about this? 824 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,085 I mean, him? 825 00:55:57,321 --> 00:55:59,123 Wait a second. 826 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:00,858 How long has he been here? 827 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:02,993 A few weeks. 828 00:56:03,060 --> 00:56:04,829 And I didn't notice? 829 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:13,738 Uh, I guess I wouldn't have. 830 00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:15,706 Nobody else has either. 831 00:56:18,876 --> 00:56:20,344 I don't know. 832 00:56:21,045 --> 00:56:22,480 He's no trouble. 833 00:56:22,547 --> 00:56:25,049 We promise we won't let him bug you. 834 00:56:28,318 --> 00:56:31,121 Flash, call me Meathead. 835 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:36,226 Okay, Meathead. 836 00:56:37,261 --> 00:56:38,896 I'll take a shot. 837 00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:43,834 Uh, you know, you're not such a dork, Flash. 838 00:57:12,129 --> 00:57:14,364 Hey, Boomer, what gives? 839 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,200 He's goin' bozo, Crash. 840 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:18,736 I told him I still got a right. 841 00:57:18,803 --> 00:57:20,437 You gotta stop him, Crash. 842 00:57:20,505 --> 00:57:22,807 They're gonna hurt him worser than me. 843 00:57:22,873 --> 00:57:24,208 You don't mean he's gonna... 844 00:57:24,274 --> 00:57:25,910 Yeah. You gotta tell him, Flash. 845 00:57:25,976 --> 00:57:27,945 See, I don't need no knuckles to fight. 846 00:57:28,012 --> 00:57:30,748 I don't need no hands or feet either. You know why? 847 00:57:30,815 --> 00:57:34,218 Because I'm gonna beat him with my brains. That's right. 848 00:57:34,284 --> 00:57:38,956 I got more brains in my little finger than I do in my whole head. 849 00:57:44,028 --> 00:57:45,930 Take it easy, will you? 850 00:57:45,996 --> 00:57:47,498 I gotta think. 851 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:49,767 Yeah, you're lucky that way. 852 00:57:57,808 --> 00:57:59,577 Look, I wanna fight. 853 00:58:01,378 --> 00:58:02,847 What? 854 00:58:02,913 --> 00:58:05,282 Champ of the Lake. I'll take it. 855 00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:08,252 Thanks, Flash, but it's my fight now. 856 00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:18,062 I'm your fighter. 857 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:21,866 I thought the Flash don't do volunteer work. 858 00:58:21,932 --> 00:58:23,568 Yeah. Well, that's a fact, 859 00:58:23,634 --> 00:58:25,603 but sometimes a situation comes up 860 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:29,039 that calls for a little of the Flash's specialty. 861 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:31,075 Hey, I'm talkin' to you. 862 00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:33,277 You? 863 00:58:33,343 --> 00:58:34,679 Yeah, me. 864 00:58:34,745 --> 00:58:35,980 Champ of the Lake? 865 00:58:36,046 --> 00:58:37,147 Yeah. 866 00:58:38,616 --> 00:58:40,685 I think I like it. 867 00:58:40,751 --> 00:58:41,786 All right! 868 00:58:42,953 --> 00:58:44,288 All right! 869 00:58:46,090 --> 00:58:48,492 All right, Giddy! Way to go! 870 00:58:59,103 --> 00:59:00,204 Here you go, boy. 871 00:59:02,006 --> 00:59:03,407 Ooh, yeah, Mad Dog. Ah! 872 00:59:03,473 --> 00:59:04,675 Ooh, Mad Dog, Mad Dog. 873 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,144 Bad Mad Dog. 874 00:59:07,211 --> 00:59:09,513 Get outta here. 875 00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:12,282 I wonder what Giddy's got up his sleeve. 876 00:59:13,584 --> 00:59:15,452 We need information, Paladin. 877 00:59:15,519 --> 00:59:16,787 Sir? 878 00:59:16,854 --> 00:59:17,955 I want a prisoner. 879 00:59:18,022 --> 00:59:19,289 Yes, sir! 880 00:59:22,760 --> 00:59:25,295 Not one of ours, you tank tread! 881 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:27,397 One of theirs! 882 00:59:29,133 --> 00:59:31,936 A goddamn red-blooded Sasquatch! 883 00:59:32,002 --> 00:59:33,070 Yes, sir! 884 01:00:21,686 --> 01:00:23,053 Hey, Flash. 885 01:00:24,689 --> 01:00:27,257 What do you want? 886 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:29,827 Listen, I feel sorta funny about doin' this. 887 01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:32,096 Doin' what? 888 01:00:32,162 --> 01:00:33,964 Cheryl would kill me. 889 01:00:34,999 --> 01:00:36,300 What for? 890 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:38,202 But I'm doin' it for her. 891 01:00:38,268 --> 01:00:40,871 Of course you are. What are you doin'? 892 01:00:41,872 --> 01:00:44,875 Well, she wondered if you'd... 893 01:00:44,942 --> 01:00:46,744 Oh, I shouldn't. 894 01:00:46,811 --> 01:00:48,779 Yeah, she wondered what? 895 01:00:49,714 --> 01:00:52,149 If you'd go skinny-dipping tonight. 896 01:00:52,783 --> 01:00:53,784 Me? 897 01:00:53,851 --> 01:00:55,786 I knew I shouldn't. 898 01:00:55,853 --> 01:00:57,454 Me and her? 899 01:00:57,521 --> 01:00:59,489 Yeah. Alone. 900 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:01,992 Tonight? 901 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:03,660 Down by the cove? 902 01:01:05,395 --> 01:01:07,164 Okay. 903 01:01:07,231 --> 01:01:09,399 Tell her I'll meet her there. 904 01:01:16,573 --> 01:01:18,008 Tonight? 905 01:01:18,075 --> 01:01:20,544 The shooting stars. 906 01:01:20,610 --> 01:01:23,247 He wants you to watch with him. 907 01:01:23,313 --> 01:01:25,149 The stars? 908 01:01:25,215 --> 01:01:28,753 You know, like the Big Dipper and stuff like that? 909 01:01:28,819 --> 01:01:30,054 The Big Dipper? 910 01:01:38,695 --> 01:01:39,930 Now remember, men, 911 01:01:39,997 --> 01:01:42,032 this is not an ordinary mission, 912 01:01:42,099 --> 01:01:43,968 this is the mission! 913 01:01:44,034 --> 01:01:45,635 You all got your cyanide capsules? 914 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:46,771 Mmm-hmm. 915 01:01:48,672 --> 01:01:50,607 All right. Now you people are the finest counterinsurgency team 916 01:01:50,674 --> 01:01:52,709 I've ever trained here at Patton. 917 01:01:52,777 --> 01:01:54,211 I don't want you screwin' it up! 918 01:01:54,278 --> 01:01:55,746 You read me? 919 01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:57,081 Yes, sir! 920 01:01:57,647 --> 01:01:59,116 Move 'em out! 921 01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:07,758 I want you to go through those Sasquatch creeps like crap through a goose! 922 01:02:08,993 --> 01:02:11,195 By God, you pull this off 923 01:02:11,261 --> 01:02:14,731 and there'll be ice cream for dessert tomorrow! 924 01:02:23,908 --> 01:02:26,343 A great night for shooting stars. 925 01:02:26,410 --> 01:02:29,179 Yeah, and, uh, shooting moons? 926 01:02:29,246 --> 01:02:32,082 Well, where do you ever see a shooting moon? 927 01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:34,651 Mostly out of car windows. 928 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:44,761 We got the best view. 929 01:02:44,829 --> 01:02:47,231 Hey, you guys, here comes Cheryl. 930 01:02:52,970 --> 01:02:53,971 Hi. 931 01:02:54,038 --> 01:02:55,539 Hi. 932 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:57,241 I'm glad you came. 933 01:02:57,307 --> 01:02:58,675 Well, I didn't wanna miss it. 934 01:02:58,742 --> 01:03:00,577 Yeah, me neither. 935 01:03:02,046 --> 01:03:03,647 What's happening down there? 936 01:03:03,713 --> 01:03:05,115 Shh, you want them to hear us? No. 937 01:03:05,182 --> 01:03:06,683 Look at there! Lookie, quick. Look, look. 938 01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:09,453 It's all new to me, you know? 939 01:03:09,519 --> 01:03:11,355 Yeah, I kinda guessed that. 940 01:03:14,224 --> 01:03:16,393 Do you mind explaining as we go? 941 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:18,528 Sure. No problem. 942 01:03:18,595 --> 01:03:19,864 Oh, good. 943 01:03:20,697 --> 01:03:22,933 This is called first base. 944 01:03:23,000 --> 01:03:25,235 Where? I don't see it. 945 01:03:25,903 --> 01:03:27,071 Sorry. 946 01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:30,607 Look, 947 01:03:30,674 --> 01:03:33,343 I thought I was gonna see the Big Dipper. 948 01:03:33,410 --> 01:03:34,811 Yeah, we'll get to that. 949 01:03:34,879 --> 01:03:36,146 Well, where is it? 950 01:03:36,213 --> 01:03:37,581 Oh, my God. 951 01:03:46,190 --> 01:03:48,558 Okay, this is it. 952 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:51,028 It's a nice spot. Really secluded. 953 01:03:52,529 --> 01:03:54,031 Are you sure it's safe? 954 01:03:54,098 --> 01:03:56,700 Does a bear shit in the woods? 955 01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,111 So you ready? 956 01:04:07,177 --> 01:04:08,278 For what? 957 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,080 To go in the water. 958 01:04:10,147 --> 01:04:12,216 The water? 959 01:04:12,282 --> 01:04:14,584 Can you see better from the water? 960 01:04:14,651 --> 01:04:16,020 Absolutely. 961 01:04:18,255 --> 01:04:19,556 Oh, please. 962 01:04:19,623 --> 01:04:23,227 You go over there and I'll go over here 963 01:04:23,293 --> 01:04:25,529 and I'll meet you in the water. 964 01:04:29,166 --> 01:04:30,200 Okay. 965 01:04:31,535 --> 01:04:33,003 I trust you, Flash. 966 01:04:36,773 --> 01:04:37,942 Water? 967 01:04:40,077 --> 01:04:41,111 Shh! 968 01:04:43,847 --> 01:04:44,949 What is this? 969 01:04:45,015 --> 01:04:46,683 Oh, what is that? 970 01:04:46,750 --> 01:04:49,453 It's my compass. It always points north. 971 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,858 Boy, what a show. 972 01:04:58,895 --> 01:05:01,065 What's he doin'? 973 01:05:01,131 --> 01:05:03,267 He just dropped his drawers. 974 01:05:20,750 --> 01:05:22,052 Did you hear somethin'? 975 01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:28,425 How can you see better from the water? 976 01:05:38,302 --> 01:05:39,469 Flash? 977 01:05:43,907 --> 01:05:45,409 Stop pushing me. 978 01:05:45,475 --> 01:05:48,112 You stop shovin' me and I'll stop pushin' you. 979 01:05:52,983 --> 01:05:54,118 Oh, Fanny. 980 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:56,686 It feels like a rock! 981 01:05:56,753 --> 01:05:59,656 Oh, it is a rock. 982 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:14,038 Flash, is that you? 983 01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:18,275 What the... 984 01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:21,145 Flash? 985 01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:39,696 There's a bear! 986 01:06:59,516 --> 01:07:02,052 Uh, maybe we should find a new place. 987 01:07:39,223 --> 01:07:40,224 Hi. 988 01:07:40,290 --> 01:07:41,291 Hi. 989 01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:42,992 Have you seen Flash anywhere? 990 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:45,662 No, not since last night. 991 01:07:48,898 --> 01:07:50,534 Where is he? 992 01:08:48,592 --> 01:08:49,826 He's ready, Paladin. 993 01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:53,230 He's ready, aren't you, big fella? 994 01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:18,355 Where is he? 995 01:09:18,422 --> 01:09:19,423 He's ready. 996 01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:20,524 Where is he? 997 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,392 Paladin, where is he? 998 01:09:23,327 --> 01:09:25,195 Hey, Giddy! Come here. 999 01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:32,369 Come here. 1000 01:09:36,005 --> 01:09:38,342 I want you to meet Mad Dog. 1001 01:09:40,977 --> 01:09:42,178 All right, heel, back! 1002 01:09:43,347 --> 01:09:45,582 Where's your boy? 1003 01:09:45,649 --> 01:09:47,050 He'll be along anytime now. 1004 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:49,185 Oh, sure. Oh, sure. 1005 01:09:49,253 --> 01:09:51,020 I'm sure. 1006 01:10:08,772 --> 01:10:10,674 That is my dress. 1007 01:10:14,611 --> 01:10:16,613 Easy. Easy. 1008 01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:34,531 Flash look pretty. 1009 01:10:41,371 --> 01:10:42,739 Put 'em on. 1010 01:10:50,847 --> 01:10:54,418 Where have you been? Some kind of private party? 1011 01:10:54,484 --> 01:10:56,219 Who am I fightin'? 1012 01:10:56,286 --> 01:10:57,321 It. 1013 01:10:58,555 --> 01:11:00,056 You're dead. Yeah. 1014 01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,525 You're dead. 1015 01:11:03,560 --> 01:11:04,694 Why is he wearing that? 1016 01:11:04,761 --> 01:11:06,463 I don't know. 1017 01:11:06,530 --> 01:11:08,632 You're lookin' good, Flash. 1018 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:11,935 All right, listen up! 1019 01:11:12,001 --> 01:11:13,603 Now, this is gonna be a fair fight. 1020 01:11:13,670 --> 01:11:16,873 Throw any weird punches and I'm gonna be forced to get physical with you. 1021 01:11:18,241 --> 01:11:20,243 Any questions? 1022 01:11:20,310 --> 01:11:21,678 All right, shake hands. 1023 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:26,850 Fight! Fight! Fight! 1024 01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:02,852 Get mad, Mad Dog! Come on, kill, kill, kill! 1025 01:12:14,631 --> 01:12:15,899 Kill him. 1026 01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:24,007 Stop him! Stop him! 1027 01:12:24,073 --> 01:12:26,075 Get him, Mad Dog! 1028 01:12:28,111 --> 01:12:29,312 What are you doin'? 1029 01:12:29,379 --> 01:12:30,380 Disgusting! 1030 01:12:30,447 --> 01:12:31,648 Flash! 1031 01:12:31,715 --> 01:12:34,651 Get off of me, you fruit, and fight like a man! 1032 01:12:34,718 --> 01:12:36,686 Foul! Make war, not love! 1033 01:13:04,313 --> 01:13:05,915 Flash, look out! 1034 01:13:12,388 --> 01:13:14,223 You all right? 1035 01:13:14,290 --> 01:13:15,625 Look, stay away from him. 1036 01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:16,760 I'm stayin'. Keep movin'. 1037 01:13:16,826 --> 01:13:18,227 I'm movin'. 1038 01:13:27,737 --> 01:13:30,940 Come back in here! You can't get away with it. Come on, get back in here! 1039 01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:32,509 Come on, get in here! 1040 01:13:32,576 --> 01:13:34,711 I'm gonna kill you! Come on! 1041 01:13:34,778 --> 01:13:37,113 Yeah, little fruit, get on back in there! 1042 01:13:37,180 --> 01:13:38,482 Take your medicine! 1043 01:13:54,230 --> 01:13:58,334 One, two, three, four, five... 1044 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:17,020 Okay, Mad Dog, I want you to stop fartin' around. 1045 01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:18,822 I want you to put him away, you hear me? 1046 01:14:18,888 --> 01:14:20,223 Get mad. Get mad, Mad Dog. 1047 01:14:21,390 --> 01:14:23,527 Yeah. That's a good boy. 1048 01:14:23,593 --> 01:14:25,261 Where am I? 1049 01:14:25,328 --> 01:14:27,330 Hey, come on, Mash. 1050 01:14:28,832 --> 01:14:30,233 Hey, Bloomer! 1051 01:14:32,602 --> 01:14:34,604 Uh, Fanny, I know a place. 1052 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,973 Please, I got it all figured out. 1053 01:14:37,040 --> 01:14:38,742 Whatever you have got figured out 1054 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,677 does not include me! 1055 01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:42,879 Fanny, please, I love them. 1056 01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:44,013 Them? 1057 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:45,181 Uh, I mean, you. 1058 01:15:02,932 --> 01:15:04,433 Jab, jab, jab! 1059 01:15:06,970 --> 01:15:08,638 Keep runnin'. 1060 01:15:16,980 --> 01:15:19,082 That's it, move, move, move! 1061 01:15:20,650 --> 01:15:22,451 In the la bonzai! 1062 01:15:33,029 --> 01:15:34,564 Do you think he'll get up? 1063 01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:38,201 One, two, three, four... 1064 01:15:38,267 --> 01:15:39,736 Come on, Cash, kid, get up! 1065 01:15:39,803 --> 01:15:41,605 Yeah. Come on, Flash! 1066 01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:53,216 Wow! 1067 01:15:54,851 --> 01:15:55,885 Wha... 1068 01:15:55,952 --> 01:15:57,687 What kind of bull is this? 1069 01:16:01,057 --> 01:16:02,692 Come on, Flash! 1070 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:04,293 Attaboy, Flash! 1071 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:10,333 Come on, Mad Dog! 1072 01:16:10,399 --> 01:16:11,635 Sic him! 1073 01:16:24,748 --> 01:16:26,983 God, he really is a fairy. 1074 01:16:27,050 --> 01:16:28,652 What's goin' on? 1075 01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:34,390 You didn't tell us he could fly. 1076 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,350 Come on, Flash, come on! 1077 01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:02,986 Come on! 1078 01:17:03,052 --> 01:17:04,721 Come on! Get down. 1079 01:17:07,023 --> 01:17:09,492 All right! 1080 01:17:09,558 --> 01:17:14,497 Hey, Giddy, how come you never taught me that? 1081 01:17:14,563 --> 01:17:18,167 Come on, big boy. What you gonna do now, huh? 1082 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:19,869 Come on, come on. 1083 01:17:25,675 --> 01:17:28,111 Hey, get down from there! 1084 01:17:28,945 --> 01:17:30,213 Hey, Ref! 1085 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:33,582 Get outta here! 1086 01:17:33,649 --> 01:17:35,819 Get down! That's against the rules! 1087 01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:37,787 Don't you dare tear that dress, buddy! 1088 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:39,789 Come down from there! 1089 01:17:45,895 --> 01:17:48,231 Hi, Cheryl, what's happenin'? 1090 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:53,202 Ref, get him down! Get him down! It's illegal! No flying! 1091 01:17:53,269 --> 01:17:56,005 It's against the rules of war. No flying! 1092 01:18:01,878 --> 01:18:03,446 Get him down! 1093 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,614 Foul! Foul! 1094 01:18:10,019 --> 01:18:12,121 Get him down! Get him down! 1095 01:18:17,593 --> 01:18:19,095 You can do it! 1096 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,400 Aliens. 1097 01:19:03,006 --> 01:19:04,240 Oh! 1098 01:19:04,307 --> 01:19:09,278 One, two, three, four... 1099 01:19:41,744 --> 01:19:43,779 Oh, Flash, Flash, come up! 1100 01:19:45,748 --> 01:19:46,782 Hey! 1101 01:19:46,850 --> 01:19:48,117 Hey, Ref! 1102 01:20:11,841 --> 01:20:18,414 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 1103 01:20:35,331 --> 01:20:37,566 Ha, ha! I knew it! I knew it! 1104 01:20:52,715 --> 01:20:55,151 Now that is what you call a pinkie! 1105 01:21:03,092 --> 01:21:05,861 It's all right, Flash. 1106 01:21:05,929 --> 01:21:08,131 No wonder they call him Flash. 1107 01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:21,244 Giddy, be reasonable. What good is a camp without a lake? 1108 01:21:21,310 --> 01:21:23,746 Colonel, I'm sensitive to your needs, but a deal's a deal. 1109 01:21:23,812 --> 01:21:25,348 Oh, deal! Hold it, hold it! 1110 01:21:25,414 --> 01:21:27,516 I hear where you're coming from, Giddy, 1111 01:21:27,583 --> 01:21:30,353 but I've ordered a submarine for next year. 1112 01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:32,788 Colonel, you really have to refocus your energies. 1113 01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:34,890 Now, look, this winter I'm offering a workshop. 1114 01:21:34,958 --> 01:21:36,993 New directions in lifestyle orientations. 1115 01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:38,561 You can't do this to me! 1116 01:21:38,627 --> 01:21:39,862 Giddy! 1117 01:21:39,929 --> 01:21:41,830 I'm warning you, I'll be back! 1118 01:21:41,897 --> 01:21:44,233 Next summer, Giddy, I'm gonna be back! 1119 01:21:46,702 --> 01:21:48,671 And I'll be back, Giddy! 1120 01:21:51,874 --> 01:21:53,576 So you like your present, Meathead? 1121 01:21:53,642 --> 01:21:56,612 Oh, yes, Steve, it's really great. 1122 01:21:56,679 --> 01:21:58,781 Hello? Anybody home? 1123 01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:02,918 Hey, Meathead, they're here. 1124 01:22:04,387 --> 01:22:05,788 Well, goodbye, guys. 1125 01:22:05,854 --> 01:22:07,290 Nice knowin' you, Meathead. 1126 01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:08,924 Goodbye, Meathead. 1127 01:22:08,992 --> 01:22:10,859 Goodbye, Meathead. 1128 01:22:12,561 --> 01:22:14,030 Come on, Meathead. 1129 01:22:14,097 --> 01:22:15,631 Meathead! 1130 01:22:15,698 --> 01:22:17,200 Meathead! 1131 01:22:20,970 --> 01:22:23,272 Oh, I know. 1132 01:22:27,476 --> 01:22:28,544 Hmm. 1133 01:22:38,521 --> 01:22:41,457 Well, so we say at home, goot-a-bye, mulas. 1134 01:22:49,065 --> 01:22:51,667 Well, Mr. I-don't-want-to- go-to-summer-camp, 1135 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:53,169 did you have a good time? 1136 01:22:53,236 --> 01:22:54,837 Oh, it was really great, Dad. 1137 01:22:54,903 --> 01:22:56,172 Did you have a good trip? 1138 01:22:56,239 --> 01:22:58,074 Um, the usual. 1139 01:22:58,141 --> 01:23:00,376 Comets, meteorites, space junk. 1140 01:23:00,443 --> 01:23:02,045 Boy, it's a mess out there. 1141 01:23:02,111 --> 01:23:03,146 Sorry, Dad. 1142 01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:04,280 Where's Mom? 1143 01:23:04,347 --> 01:23:06,349 She makin' a big fuss over you. 1144 01:23:06,415 --> 01:23:07,716 She make your favorite. 1145 01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:09,352 Hot ginipganabs. 1146 01:23:09,418 --> 01:23:10,519 Bye, Meathead! 1147 01:23:10,586 --> 01:23:11,754 Bye, Meathead! 1148 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:13,056 So long. 1149 01:23:21,097 --> 01:23:23,232 I was lookin' for you after the fight. 1150 01:23:23,299 --> 01:23:25,068 Yeah, well, 1151 01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:27,370 I was kind of embarrassed. 1152 01:23:27,436 --> 01:23:30,539 You've got nothing to be embarrassed about. 1153 01:23:30,606 --> 01:23:33,509 Come here. I wanna give you something. 1154 01:23:33,576 --> 01:23:34,677 What? 1155 01:23:53,462 --> 01:23:55,264 Will you visit me? 1156 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:56,432 Sure. 1157 01:23:57,600 --> 01:24:00,403 But what can we do at your house? 1158 01:24:00,469 --> 01:24:02,238 There's a pool out back. 1159 01:24:02,305 --> 01:24:04,907 It's a good place to see the Big Dipper. 1160 01:24:04,973 --> 01:24:06,875 Sounds good to me. Yeah. 1161 01:24:13,916 --> 01:24:16,885 ♪ We've been waiting for the summer all year long 1162 01:24:16,952 --> 01:24:19,488 ♪ Waiting for the summer to sing this song 1163 01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:21,324 ♪ About the swimmin' and the women 1164 01:24:21,390 --> 01:24:23,392 Boomer! 1165 01:24:23,459 --> 01:24:26,262 Boomer, the camp is this way. 1166 01:24:27,330 --> 01:24:28,897 Boomer! 1167 01:24:28,964 --> 01:24:30,899 ♪ From the crammin' and examin' got to take a rest 1168 01:24:30,966 --> 01:24:32,601 ♪ We've been patient for the summer 1169 01:24:32,668 --> 01:24:35,604 ♪ And now the waiting's done 1170 01:24:43,546 --> 01:24:46,815 Well, on your shirt, uh, what means this meathead? 1171 01:24:46,882 --> 01:24:48,751 Uh, beats me, Dad. 1172 01:24:48,817 --> 01:24:50,052 Uh-huh. 1173 01:24:50,119 --> 01:24:52,821 So, Meathead, you and Mama wants to stop off 1174 01:24:52,888 --> 01:24:55,391 to the Crab Nebula for some seafood? 1175 01:24:56,992 --> 01:25:00,129 ♪ We've been waiting for the summer all year long 1176 01:25:00,196 --> 01:25:02,631 ♪ Waiting for the summer to sing this song 1177 01:25:02,698 --> 01:25:05,634 ♪ About the swimmin' and the women and funnin' and the songin' 1178 01:25:05,701 --> 01:25:08,371 ♪ In the sun 1179 01:25:08,437 --> 01:25:11,274 ♪ We've been waiting for the summer to get unstressed 1180 01:25:11,340 --> 01:25:14,076 ♪ From the crammin' and examin' got to take a rest 1181 01:25:14,143 --> 01:25:15,544 ♪ We've been patient for the summer 1182 01:25:15,611 --> 01:25:18,381 ♪ And now the waiting's done 1183 01:25:20,216 --> 01:25:22,951 ♪ We're gonna sleep late and we're gonna play 1184 01:25:23,018 --> 01:25:25,788 ♪ We're gonna dance those days away 1185 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:28,624 ♪ At night when the summer stars come out 1186 01:25:28,691 --> 01:25:31,994 ♪ We're gonna do what it's all about 1187 01:25:32,060 --> 01:25:35,331 ♪ We've been waitin' for the summer to hit the beach 1188 01:25:35,398 --> 01:25:38,234 ♪ No more apples for the teacher, gonna eat a peach 1189 01:25:38,301 --> 01:25:39,668 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 1190 01:25:39,735 --> 01:25:42,238 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here 1191 01:26:12,568 --> 01:26:15,404 ♪ We're gonna sleep late, we're gonna play 1192 01:26:15,471 --> 01:26:18,173 ♪ We gonna dance those days away 1193 01:26:18,241 --> 01:26:21,109 ♪ At night when the summer stars come out 1194 01:26:21,176 --> 01:26:24,547 ♪ We're gonna do what it's all about 1195 01:26:53,809 --> 01:26:56,645 ♪ We're gonna sleep late, we're gonna play 1196 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:59,415 ♪ We gonna dance those days away 1197 01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:02,150 ♪ At night when the summer stars come out 1198 01:27:02,217 --> 01:27:05,654 ♪ We're gonna do what it's all about 1199 01:27:05,721 --> 01:27:08,857 ♪ We've been waiting for the summer to hit the beach 1200 01:27:08,924 --> 01:27:11,794 ♪ No more apples for the teacher, gonna eat a peach 1201 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:13,161 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 1202 01:27:13,228 --> 01:27:15,764 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here 1203 01:27:17,566 --> 01:27:18,867 ♪ Give a sunshine cheer 1204 01:27:18,934 --> 01:27:21,236 ♪ 'Cause the superfine summer is here ♪