1 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,519 Here I come! 2 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,354 Here I come. 3 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,556 Mrs Faulkner? 4 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:54,492 Yes. Bella Faulkner. 5 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:58,896 Bella, Paula Hall from Child Welfare Services. This is Ricky Baker. 6 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:01,399 Ricky Baker. Yes. 7 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:05,169 Oh, here you are. 8 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:08,039 Mm. 9 00:03:08,122 --> 00:03:12,977 Ricky, I'm Bella. Uh, you can call me Bella, or Auntie, if you like, 10 00:03:13,060 --> 00:03:14,212 even though I'm not your real auntie. 11 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:17,548 But, you know, it's a bit less formal. 12 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:19,584 Whoo. You're a big fella! 13 00:03:19,667 --> 00:03:24,455 Who ate the guy who ate all the pies, eh? 14 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,491 Sorry. 15 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:28,676 Well, he's nice. 16 00:03:28,759 --> 00:03:30,862 Yeah. Now, uh, obviously we've got a couple of things to talk through, Bella. 17 00:03:30,945 --> 00:03:35,466 Clearly you've been briefed about his, uh, background and also his foster care history. 18 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:38,136 Apparently he's a bit of a handful, a real bad egg. 19 00:03:38,219 --> 00:03:40,538 I mean, if you look at his file, you'll see that for yourself. 20 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:44,675 We're talking disobedience, stealing, spitting, running away, 21 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:50,248 throwing rocks, kicking stuff, defacing stuff, burning stuff, loitering and graffiti. 22 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,150 And that's just the stuff we know about. 23 00:03:52,233 --> 00:03:56,787 But hopefully, uh, change in scene will help straighten him out. 24 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,389 He's home now. He'll be OK. 25 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:04,209 OK. Well, I like your enthusiasm. Good. 26 00:04:14,121 --> 00:04:16,974 Ricky, this is your new home. 27 00:04:17,057 --> 00:04:18,776 A real piece of work, this one. 28 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:21,345 Ricky! 29 00:04:21,428 --> 00:04:24,048 There's no one else who wants you, OK? 30 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:29,687 Now, Ricky, you know what the alternative is, don't you? Eh? 31 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:35,007 Think you can make it work? 'Course we can. We'll make it work. 32 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:46,103 Move. Move it. Move! 33 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,872 Yeah. I've been in this game a long time. 34 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:51,876 "No child left behind" is our motto. Well, it's not, you know, the official motto, 35 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:54,394 but it's definitely mine. 36 00:04:54,477 --> 00:04:56,914 Also, as part of the transition process, I'll be needing to inspect your property, 37 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,650 just to make sure that it's up to our high standard. 38 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:03,221 Looks fine. What do you think, Constable Tappert? 39 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:06,790 Andy! Yeah, it looks cool. 40 00:05:06,873 --> 00:05:10,361 Yeah. We'll be coming in every eight weeks or so, just to check in on, uh... 41 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:16,634 Who's that Crocodile Dundee guy over there? 42 00:05:16,717 --> 00:05:19,003 Oh, that's my husband, Hector. 43 00:05:19,086 --> 00:05:22,707 Whoa. He's giving that pig a piggyback. 44 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:30,982 Well, I see he has a rifle. Just keep it away from this little guy. 45 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:33,217 God knows what he's capable of. 46 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:35,920 OK, he's all yours. No returns. 47 00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:38,872 Oh, I'm just joking. 48 00:05:38,955 --> 00:05:41,826 OK. You've got my number, so just, uh, ring me if you've got any trouble. OK? 49 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:45,196 Bye, Ricky. 50 00:05:45,279 --> 00:05:47,498 Bye, Ricky. 51 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:49,900 Wow, what a shocker, eh 52 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:52,503 OK, let's go, Andy. 53 00:05:57,791 --> 00:06:03,080 Ricky, this is Hec. You can call him Uncle, if you like. 54 00:06:03,163 --> 00:06:06,264 No, he can't. 55 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:11,122 What do you want to do? Are you hungry? 56 00:06:11,205 --> 00:06:16,608 That's a silly question, isn't it? Look at you. 57 00:06:36,363 --> 00:06:38,563 Mm? 58 00:06:43,404 --> 00:06:50,361 You ever worked on a farm before or you just... ornamental? 59 00:06:50,444 --> 00:06:53,798 Hec. Just remember when we first met, you weren't much good to anyone. 60 00:06:53,881 --> 00:06:58,336 Just a scruffy white drifter who smelled like methylated spirits. 61 00:06:58,419 --> 00:06:59,737 Goodnight. 62 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:02,873 Eh? What's that, dear? 63 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:06,243 Goodnight. 64 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:09,046 Oh... 65 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,948 Jeez, Hec. You bloody idiot. 66 00:07:11,031 --> 00:07:14,051 What? 67 00:07:15,569 --> 00:07:16,921 Ricky? 68 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:20,024 Buddy? Are you OK? 69 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:23,928 Sorry about Hec. He's a silly old goat, that's all. 70 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:27,231 OK, well, I hope you like your room, petal. 71 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:29,934 They said you liked to read, so I got a bunch of books for you, 72 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:34,739 and you'll also notice an Indian lamp, a bulldog lamp, and some cats, 73 00:07:34,822 --> 00:07:37,808 and a nice sharp knife to kill monsters in the night. 74 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,078 I can't imagine what you've been through, boy. You know, I can't imagine it was easy. 75 00:07:41,161 --> 00:07:43,881 But you're here now. This is home. 76 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:49,320 Anyway, it's really nice to have you here, and I left a hottie in your bed. 77 00:07:49,403 --> 00:07:51,989 We'll see you in the morning. 78 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:53,457 OK? 79 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:56,761 OK, Ricky? 80 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,396 OK. 81 00:07:58,479 --> 00:08:01,613 Nigh-night, then. See you in the morning. 82 00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:21,712 Jeez, boy, it's a miracle we found you You made it all of 200m. 83 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,281 I was just taking a break. 84 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,851 Hec's cooking breakfast. 85 00:09:26,934 --> 00:09:34,992 Eggs, bacon, a few sossies on the side,... pancakes. 86 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:41,613 Come on. Have some breakfast, then you can run away. 87 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,711 Oh man. I got poop on my kicks. 88 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:57,729 Go away, insect! 89 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:07,491 Good pancake. 90 00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:10,561 So, what's your dog's name? 91 00:10:10,644 --> 00:10:11,795 Zag. 92 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:16,901 You should get another one and name it Zig. 93 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:21,205 Bella told me to tell you that... you should give me something to do. 94 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:23,340 Is there anything you want me to do? 95 00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:27,692 Yeah,... leave me alone. 96 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,831 Cool. 97 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,377 Morning. 98 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:19,730 Morning. I thought you were running away. 99 00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:23,233 I did, but I forgot something, so I came back. 100 00:11:23,316 --> 00:11:29,807 Oh. Good for you, Ricky. Good to see some initiative. 101 00:11:29,890 --> 00:11:32,042 You ever been up in that jungle before? 102 00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:37,114 Oh, it's not a jungle; it's the bush. There's about a million hectares of it, buddy. 103 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:39,650 You said "bush". 104 00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:43,220 I'm from up there, deep in the mountains. 105 00:11:43,303 --> 00:11:45,789 You ever go back much? 106 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:48,359 Not for a long time. It's a hard journey, easy to get lost. 107 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:51,428 We got a lake up there called Makutekahu. 108 00:11:51,511 --> 00:11:54,064 It's so high up it wets the cloak of the sky. 109 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:57,801 It's the first place our spirits go on their way to Reinga. 110 00:11:57,884 --> 00:12:03,507 Yeah, when my time comes, that's where I'll go too. 111 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,477 Man, you guys got a lot of dead stuff round here. 112 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,929 Mm. 113 00:12:09,012 --> 00:12:11,382 Saw a dead sheep the other day. Had maggots in it. 114 00:12:11,465 --> 00:12:14,184 There's heaps of maggots, 115 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,888 maggots wriggling in that sheep 116 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:22,626 like moving rice. Yuck. 117 00:12:22,709 --> 00:12:27,064 That was my haiku about maggots. 118 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:30,501 It's called "Maggots". 119 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:34,304 This counsellor lady made me do them when I got in trouble. 120 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:37,441 They help me express my feelings. 121 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:40,744 They're poems made up of- Yeah. I know what a haiku is. 122 00:12:40,827 --> 00:12:44,515 I got heaps of them... want to hear another one? 123 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:45,315 Sure. 124 00:12:45,398 --> 00:12:47,951 OK. 125 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,353 "Kingi, you wanker. 126 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:53,090 "You arsehole. I hate you heaps. 127 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,926 "Please die soon in pain." 128 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:58,262 That was called "Kingi, you Wanker". 129 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:02,399 Yeah, yeah. OK. Got ya. Got ya. That's enough haikus for today. 130 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:06,904 Come on. Sit down. Come and give me a hand. 131 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:10,207 Well, it's like this, 132 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:13,677 and then you put it in this bag. 133 00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,112 Easy. 134 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,580 Here you go. You have a go. 135 00:13:20,200 --> 00:13:22,152 Do you want to try something else? 136 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:24,788 Yes, please. 137 00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:30,360 I'm imagining I'm a Maori warrior, and that bottle over there is a British soldier, 138 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,764 and I'm defending all my wives. 139 00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,332 All right, Te Kooti. 140 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:39,536 Well, you just keep the target above the little notch in the sight. 141 00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,472 And then when you're ready, you just breathe- 142 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,342 Bloody hell! 143 00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:46,310 So, what are we hunting? 144 00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:50,547 Oh, anything. Deer, if we're lucky. 145 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,182 Can we shoot one of those horses up there? 146 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,185 Oh, I'll give- I'll give you one guess what my answer will be. 147 00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:57,421 Well, can I ride one? 148 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,691 Nobody can ride them; they're too wild. 149 00:14:00,774 --> 00:14:02,559 Why do they need to be ridden, anyway? 150 00:14:02,642 --> 00:14:05,395 Well, that's what they're there for. 151 00:14:05,478 --> 00:14:08,232 Why can't they just eat grass and be horses and leave it at that, eh? 152 00:14:08,315 --> 00:14:10,367 OK, OK. I was just making conversation. 153 00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:11,535 Shh. 154 00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:15,072 Pig! Come on! 155 00:14:15,155 --> 00:14:17,141 What? 156 00:14:22,095 --> 00:14:25,129 , 157 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:48,038 Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! That's dinner sorted! 158 00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,374 Whoa! Want to help me gut it? 159 00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:58,515 you are 13 years old. 160 00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:03,053 and you're as good as gold. 161 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,421 162 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,806 Oh. 163 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:09,193 164 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:13,263 165 00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:17,401 166 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:20,604 167 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,440 ah, Ricky Baker, 168 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,442 169 00:15:25,525 --> 00:15:27,811 170 00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:31,715 Ricky Baker, ah, ah, 171 00:15:31,798 --> 00:15:37,087 172 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:41,225 Hip hip! 173 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:43,627 Hooray! 174 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,395 Go on, blow out your candles. 175 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:48,079 OK. 176 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:58,656 Hector, do you think it's time we gave Ricky his present? 177 00:16:09,502 --> 00:16:11,421 Thank you, Auntie! Thank you, Uncle! 178 00:16:13,489 --> 00:16:15,392 Feed him, clean up after him. He's yours- you're responsible. 179 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:19,062 This is the best birthday I've ever had. 180 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:22,165 I think it's the only birthday I've ever had. 181 00:16:26,286 --> 00:16:28,888 What are you gonna call him? 182 00:16:28,971 --> 00:16:31,575 Um, still thinking. Something fierce to reflect its true nature. 183 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:36,413 Either Psycho, Megatron... or Tupac. 184 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,599 What's a Tupac? 185 00:16:39,682 --> 00:16:42,867 It's just my- this really cool rapper, and he's, like, my best friend. 186 00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:46,990 Are you gonna run away tonight? 187 00:16:47,073 --> 00:16:48,258 Not sure. 188 00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:50,260 No, oh, it's cool with me. 189 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:54,164 Just make sure you're back by breakfast. 190 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,699 OK. 191 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:58,502 So happy we found you, buddy. 192 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:01,271 Sorry it took so long. 193 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,173 Me too. 194 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,077 Nigh-night, Ricky. 195 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:13,016 Night, Auntie. 196 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:49,953 Where are you going, Tupac? 197 00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,356 Come on. 198 00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:53,457 Man! 199 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:56,360 Ohhh! 200 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,362 Oh, Bella! 201 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:27,657 You know, sometimes in life, 202 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:31,361 it seems like there's no way out- 203 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:37,768 like a sheep trapped in a maze designed by wolves. 204 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:40,070 And you know that if you're ever in that situation, 205 00:18:40,153 --> 00:18:43,206 there are always two doors to choose from. 206 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:45,876 And through the first door- oh, it's easy to get through that door- 207 00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:50,080 and on the other side waiting for you are all the nummiest treats you can imagine- 208 00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:56,086 Fanta, Doritos, LandP, Burger Rings, Coke Zero. 209 00:18:56,169 --> 00:19:01,825 But you know what? There's also another door, not the Burger Ring door, not the Fanta door; 210 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:04,928 another door that's harder to get through. 211 00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:11,382 Guess what's on the other side? Anyone want to take a guess? 212 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,539 Vegetables? 213 00:19:15,622 --> 00:19:19,676 N-No, not vegeta- 214 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,311 No. 215 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:24,480 Jesus? 216 00:19:24,563 --> 00:19:27,651 You would think Jesus. I thought Jesus the first time I-I-I-I came across that door. 217 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,353 It's not Jesus. It's another door. 218 00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:36,626 And guess what's on the other side of that door? 219 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:37,661 Jesus. 220 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,563 Jesus. Yeah, Jesus. 221 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:42,666 He's tricky like that, Jesus. 222 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,335 So let us pray, to Jesus, please, 223 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:49,172 and make it a bit easier to get through those doors, uh, to find you 224 00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:53,710 and your bounty of delicious confectionary. 225 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,880 Thank you, Selena. Take it away. 226 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:18,309 Dinner. It's a bit burnt. 227 00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:29,139 Here. 228 00:21:29,222 --> 00:21:31,474 Read this. 229 00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:35,178 Out loud. 230 00:21:35,261 --> 00:21:38,415 "From the Child Welfare people. 231 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:40,433 "Mr Hector Faulkner. 232 00:21:40,516 --> 00:21:42,452 "This is Paula Hall from Child Welfare writing to you. 233 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:44,621 "I'm sorry to hear about your recent bereavement. 234 00:21:44,704 --> 00:21:47,257 "However, in light of the altered circumstances, 235 00:21:47,340 --> 00:21:51,294 "the current situation regarding Ricky's care will have to be reviewed. 236 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:55,365 "As of June the 1st, I will be taking him back into state custody 237 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,767 "until alternative arrangements can be made. 238 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:01,504 "Rest assured I am working tireless to find a new home for Ricky. 239 00:22:01,587 --> 00:22:06,309 "And you can expect a visit next week for Ricky's collection. 240 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:12,115 "Sincerely, Paula Hall, Ministry of Child Welfare." 241 00:22:12,198 --> 00:22:14,818 Like hell! They can't do that! 242 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:16,419 Yeah, they can. 243 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:19,089 But I live here now. It's my home! 244 00:22:19,172 --> 00:22:24,894 Not any more, it isn't. Not in their eyes. Not without a woman to run the show. 245 00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:32,669 Why don't we just get you a new wife? There's plenty of ladies on the internet, I heard. 246 00:22:32,752 --> 00:22:34,453 Too soon? 247 00:22:34,536 --> 00:22:36,239 What if we just keep living here, and if they try to take the farm, 248 00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:38,908 we'll just have a shootout, like Scarface. 249 00:22:38,991 --> 00:22:40,677 Except we don't have any cocaine. 250 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,862 You can't change this, Ricky. 251 00:22:42,945 --> 00:22:45,048 You're gonna go back, and you're gonna stick it out in a new home. OK? 252 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:47,183 There's no way that's happening. 253 00:22:47,266 --> 00:22:50,854 Well, I'm gonna go bush. I'm gonna... disappear for a while. 254 00:22:50,937 --> 00:22:56,693 Disappear? Yeah, that sounds more like me. 255 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,228 Come on! We'll be a team! 256 00:22:58,311 --> 00:23:01,798 Oh, for God's sake. You wouldn't last five minutes out there. 257 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:06,336 But Auntie Bella said you had to look after me! 258 00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,571 Can you just give me some privacy? 259 00:23:22,135 --> 00:23:24,621 I heard they do experiments at the Boys' Home- 260 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:27,023 waterboarding, torture, that sort of thing. 261 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:33,196 This one boy got thrown acid on his face because he asked for more Weet-Bix. 262 00:23:33,279 --> 00:23:35,732 Hey, you can't put Auntie in a box. 263 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:39,691 Give it a rest. 264 00:23:39,774 --> 00:23:43,650 But she wanted to go to the sky place. 265 00:23:43,733 --> 00:23:47,610 She's gone, OK? That's life- one day you're here, and the next you're in a bloody box. 266 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:54,217 Just get this into your head, boy- it was Bella that wanted you here, not me. 267 00:23:54,300 --> 00:23:58,002 I know you think this can work, but it can't. 268 00:24:00,540 --> 00:24:06,510 So the welfare people are coming on Friday. They're coming to get you. 269 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,765 That's that, then? 270 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:13,083 Yep... that's that. 271 00:24:38,611 --> 00:24:41,831 That's that. 272 00:25:11,911 --> 00:25:14,645 Goodbye, Ricky Baker. 273 00:25:19,218 --> 00:25:20,937 FLAMES WHOOSH Uh-oh. 274 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:25,656 Come on, Tupac! Come on, Tupac! 275 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:07,584 of the ocean blue. 276 00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,686 Whoa! 277 00:26:09,769 --> 00:26:16,493 guess I never really knew. 278 00:26:17,510 --> 00:26:24,148 279 00:26:25,251 --> 00:26:30,621 280 00:26:32,858 --> 00:26:36,161 281 00:26:36,244 --> 00:26:39,629 Five down, 10 to go. Come on, Ricky. Stick on the rations. 282 00:26:55,915 --> 00:27:03,706 of the ocean blue. 283 00:27:03,789 --> 00:27:10,980 shouldn't really bother you. 284 00:27:11,063 --> 00:27:19,088 Stuff this, Tupac. We're going home. 285 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:24,608 286 00:27:39,258 --> 00:27:40,276 Are you lost? 287 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,445 Oh! 288 00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:43,279 No. 289 00:27:43,362 --> 00:27:44,881 Yeah, you are. 290 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:47,116 Told you you wouldn't last more than five minutes out here. 291 00:27:49,417 --> 00:27:51,554 You got yourself very lost. I'm amazed how lost you got. 292 00:27:51,637 --> 00:27:55,058 I move fast. I've got my own thing going on here- 293 00:27:55,141 --> 00:27:57,694 Ricky Town. Population- Ricky. 294 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:00,263 Yeah, well. You're going back to Reality Town. 295 00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,765 Like hell. I live here now. 296 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:04,334 Like hell. 297 00:28:04,417 --> 00:28:05,902 I've got better things to do than to run around the bush 298 00:28:05,985 --> 00:28:07,937 looking for little shits like you. So get up. 299 00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:08,905 I hate you. 300 00:28:08,988 --> 00:28:10,139 Well, I hate you too. 301 00:28:10,222 --> 00:28:11,507 I hope you die. 302 00:28:11,590 --> 00:28:14,059 Me too! 303 00:28:14,142 --> 00:28:16,613 You may as well just kill me now. 304 00:28:16,696 --> 00:28:20,483 Don't kill me. 305 00:28:20,566 --> 00:28:23,686 Anyway, I'm excited to go back to the city. 306 00:28:23,769 --> 00:28:26,805 Good. 307 00:28:26,888 --> 00:28:29,926 Can't wait. I hate it here- so much dirt. 308 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:33,696 It's going to be cool. 309 00:28:33,779 --> 00:28:37,467 Get me some new gears, become a drug dealer, a rapper, and die in a drive-by. 310 00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,603 Just keep an eye on where you're going. 311 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:46,576 This is wet. 312 00:28:46,659 --> 00:28:49,912 I'm hungry. Where are we? 313 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:51,147 Shut it. 314 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,982 I hate the bush. 315 00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:55,818 Shut it. 316 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:58,820 My shoes are wet. 317 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:01,824 You're the useless bugger who got lost in the first place. You remember that. 318 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:03,860 You don't even have a map. Where's our map? 319 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:07,397 Don't need one. I know where I am. 320 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,199 Probably couldn't even read it anyway. 321 00:29:10,282 --> 00:29:11,934 Why would I need to read a map? 322 00:29:12,017 --> 00:29:16,005 I already told you- I know where I am. Reading is stupid anyway. 323 00:29:16,088 --> 00:29:24,147 Only people who can't read say things like that. 324 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:25,481 What? 325 00:29:25,564 --> 00:29:29,118 No. You can't read?! 326 00:29:29,201 --> 00:29:31,703 Watch it, pal. 327 00:29:31,786 --> 00:29:34,290 You're like one of those people who are, like, raised by, like, wolves or something, eh? 328 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,359 Ooga booga! Me Hec- me no read! 329 00:29:38,593 --> 00:29:40,663 What's this? This is words. Me stupid. 330 00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,371 You little bast- 331 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:47,937 Ah, my foot. 332 00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:51,089 You OK? 333 00:29:51,172 --> 00:29:54,243 No. I'm not OK. This is all your fault, you little bastard! 334 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:57,594 Come on, let's get you comfortable. 335 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,363 I don't really think you're a bastard. 336 00:30:14,446 --> 00:30:19,001 Yeah, you do. That's OK, because I think you're a bastard too. 337 00:30:19,084 --> 00:30:25,341 Anyway, it's good. It's... healthy to get these feelings out. 338 00:30:25,424 --> 00:30:26,576 Can you move it yet? 339 00:30:26,659 --> 00:30:30,713 'Course I can't. It's fractured. Take weeks to heal. 340 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:34,183 OK, Debbie Downer, can we think of something more positive? 341 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:38,254 Maybe you could... write a haiku to express your feelings. 342 00:30:38,337 --> 00:30:42,458 A what? 343 00:30:42,541 --> 00:30:45,661 Lost in the forest. 344 00:30:45,744 --> 00:30:49,599 A sore ankle, poor uncle. 345 00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:52,702 Oh well, never mind. 346 00:30:52,785 --> 00:30:55,104 Oh God, we really need to get out of here. 347 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:58,374 Do you want me to go find help? 348 00:30:58,457 --> 00:30:59,709 I'd die, wouldn't I? 349 00:30:59,792 --> 00:31:02,445 No, we've got no choice but to camp out here for a few weeks. 350 00:31:02,528 --> 00:31:03,880 But I'm hungry! 351 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:06,648 There's plenty to eat if you know where to look. 352 00:31:06,731 --> 00:31:09,418 Well, I don't know where to look, Hector. And also, I ran out of toilet paper. 353 00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:10,720 Give me some of yours. 354 00:31:10,803 --> 00:31:12,938 Eh? 355 00:31:13,021 --> 00:31:15,158 I've gotta poop. I need a poop, you need a poop. We all poop. 356 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,093 Use a leaf. 357 00:31:17,176 --> 00:31:18,227 A leaf? 358 00:31:18,310 --> 00:31:21,130 I hate you. 359 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,131 And bury it! 360 00:31:22,214 --> 00:31:24,948 I'll bury you. 361 00:31:29,788 --> 00:31:33,042 This ain't no charred foster kid. 362 00:31:33,125 --> 00:31:34,811 How can you tell, Paula? 363 00:31:34,894 --> 00:31:39,115 Does this look like a human head to you, Andy? 364 00:31:43,168 --> 00:31:45,704 Where are you, Ricky Baker? 365 00:31:45,787 --> 00:31:48,324 Hey, I reckon the old man chopped him up, buried him somewhere- 366 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,094 Or ate him. 367 00:31:52,177 --> 00:31:55,731 Something definitely happened, but I'm wondering what. 368 00:31:55,814 --> 00:32:01,504 OK, I'm gonna need you to shut up, Andy, because you're doing my frickin' head in. 369 00:32:01,587 --> 00:32:03,306 Come on, let's go. 370 00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:05,942 This ain't over by a Mangaweka mile. 371 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:07,643 Get me the police. It's an emergency. 372 00:32:07,726 --> 00:32:09,412 Hey, whoa, Paula. I am the police. 373 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:12,930 I mean real ones, Andy. Ones with guns. 374 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:28,512 375 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:55,291 Hey, Uncle, wanna listen to my Walkman? 376 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,360 No. 377 00:33:00,245 --> 00:33:01,097 Where are you going? 378 00:33:01,180 --> 00:33:01,964 Hunting. 379 00:33:02,047 --> 00:33:05,167 Like hell. 380 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,435 You can thank me later. 381 00:33:06,518 --> 00:33:07,403 Tupac! 382 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:11,688 TUPAC BARKS Yeah, yeah. 383 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,820 Did you get any food? 384 00:33:57,903 --> 00:33:59,989 What the hell is that? 385 00:34:00,072 --> 00:34:02,959 Salad. 386 00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:08,045 What? I'd like to see you do any better. 387 00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:19,375 Never eaten a slug before. Where did you get it? 388 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:22,545 It's an eel. Got it down the creek. 389 00:34:22,628 --> 00:34:24,647 Yeah, but how? With what? 390 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,883 Oh, I don't know. The knack. 391 00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:31,887 Oh yeah, the knack. What's that? How do you get it? 392 00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:35,157 It's not a thing. It's just- 393 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,660 You just get it. It's a... 394 00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,428 Oh, it's a way of, um- 395 00:34:39,511 --> 00:34:43,632 it's a way of figuring things out without having to think too hard or... 396 00:34:43,715 --> 00:34:47,269 or talk, more importantly. 397 00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:51,540 You know, most people who die in the bush- they're found naked. 398 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,291 Ew. 399 00:34:53,374 --> 00:34:55,044 Yeah, they panic, and they think their clothes are slowing them down. 400 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:58,414 They throw them away, and then the cold gets to them. 401 00:34:58,497 --> 00:35:02,018 But the trick is- this is the knack- 402 00:35:02,101 --> 00:35:05,755 you stay calm, you look for water, you follow it to high ground 403 00:35:05,838 --> 00:35:10,126 until you can see what's going on. 404 00:35:10,209 --> 00:35:15,297 What would you do if I got lost today? Would you miss me? 405 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:20,984 Well, you- you didn't get lost, so... that's good. 406 00:35:21,720 --> 00:35:23,939 Do you miss Auntie Bella? 407 00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,775 Shh. 408 00:35:25,858 --> 00:35:30,312 Yeah, you're still processing. 409 00:35:30,395 --> 00:35:34,817 You got to do that when sad things happen- process it. 410 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:40,790 That's like when my mate Amber died. I processed that for ages. 411 00:35:40,873 --> 00:35:43,793 Who's Amber? 412 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:46,395 We were in a home together for a while, 413 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:51,567 and she went to this new family and then started getting in trouble, 414 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:54,637 telling stories about the dad. 415 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:58,541 And then one day she was just dead. 416 00:35:58,624 --> 00:36:01,043 What do you mean dead? How? 417 00:36:01,126 --> 00:36:05,061 Don't know. No one told me. 418 00:36:11,970 --> 00:36:15,939 This slug is actually pretty good. 419 00:36:27,853 --> 00:36:32,789 Come on, it's time to get out of here. 420 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:43,252 Yes! Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Yes! 421 00:36:43,335 --> 00:36:49,191 OK. We'll stay here the night, and we'll be back at the farm by tomorrow arvo. 422 00:36:49,274 --> 00:36:50,226 Yes! 423 00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:53,195 There's beds, books! 424 00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:56,532 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! Toilet paper! 425 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:58,667 A nice, warm fire. DOGS BARK Get out, you mongrels. 426 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:04,073 Come on. Come on. Give me some bars so I can communicate with the outside world. 427 00:37:04,156 --> 00:37:05,374 Ricky,... 428 00:37:05,457 --> 00:37:08,110 take a look at this. 429 00:37:08,193 --> 00:37:12,081 Oh, Uncle. We're famous! 430 00:37:12,164 --> 00:37:16,218 "Hector Faulkner, 65, and Richard Baker, 13, 431 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,988 "have been missing now for six weeks. 432 00:37:19,071 --> 00:37:22,224 "Faulkner is Cauc... 433 00:37:22,307 --> 00:37:23,692 "Cauc... Asian." 434 00:37:23,775 --> 00:37:26,762 Wow, they got that wrong, because you're obviously white. 435 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:32,168 "There is a fear for Faulkner's mental health following the recent death of his wife. 436 00:37:32,251 --> 00:37:35,638 "Police are not ruling out kidnapping." Kidnapping! 437 00:37:35,721 --> 00:37:38,207 "Park rangers have been alerted for anyone seeing the pair 438 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,976 "should report back to the nearest police station." Ho! 439 00:37:41,059 --> 00:37:48,517 Uncle, you're basically a criminal now. But on the bright side, you're famous. 440 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,252 They think I'm crazy. 441 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:53,270 And Asian. 442 00:37:57,743 --> 00:38:01,864 Hey, you know when the Wildebeests migrate, they walk up to a thousand miles. 443 00:38:01,947 --> 00:38:03,332 Is that heaps? 444 00:38:03,415 --> 00:38:04,867 Yeah. Heaps. 445 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:06,101 Just like us. 446 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:10,506 Walking, walking, trying to get somewhere. 447 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:15,711 Looking for a better home. 448 00:38:15,794 --> 00:38:16,545 Gidday. 449 00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:20,983 Gidday. 450 00:38:21,066 --> 00:38:27,723 Jeez, eh. Whoo. Got a lot of explaining to do. A lot of people looking for you two. 451 00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:29,825 Yeah, we know. 452 00:38:29,908 --> 00:38:35,178 I did my ankle back in one of the valleys. And, uh, we're on the way out now. 453 00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,970 Well,... 454 00:38:41,053 --> 00:38:43,872 wait till they hear we caught you in a hut. 455 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:50,346 Well, we weren't hiding. The boy got himself lost, and, uh, I'm bringing him back. 456 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:57,386 Whoa. Cool gun, bro. What do you guys shoot with this? Sparrows? 457 00:38:57,469 --> 00:39:02,958 Mm, sometimes. 458 00:39:03,041 --> 00:39:04,460 He hurt you, son? 459 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:07,229 Nah. I fell in some prickles one time. 460 00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,664 Did he push you in those prickles? 461 00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:11,400 Yeah, probably. Did he push you in the prickles, mate? 462 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:12,534 Leave him alone. 463 00:39:12,617 --> 00:39:14,837 You shut your trap, old fulla. 464 00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:19,008 I'd go get some rest if I was you. You've got a long walk tomorrow. 465 00:39:19,091 --> 00:39:23,379 First of all, you watch how you talk to me. 466 00:39:23,462 --> 00:39:24,847 And second of all, 467 00:39:24,930 --> 00:39:27,249 you can take him, but I'm staying here. 468 00:39:27,332 --> 00:39:29,685 Like hell. People want answers. 469 00:39:29,768 --> 00:39:32,020 Yeah, answers. 470 00:39:32,103 --> 00:39:34,356 Look, we got lost; I got injured. He's fine. It was basically a holiday. 471 00:39:34,439 --> 00:39:40,362 Not a real holiday, because he made me do stuff. 472 00:39:40,445 --> 00:39:43,097 Like what? 473 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:45,834 Just stuff. He had a sore leg, so he made me do things for him. 474 00:39:45,917 --> 00:39:52,574 It was hard at first, because my hands are so soft. But I got used to it. 475 00:39:52,657 --> 00:39:58,247 I didn't really want to do it, but it was the only way to survive. 476 00:39:58,330 --> 00:40:02,384 Well, it wasn't always hard. Sometimes I got to do my own thing. 477 00:40:02,467 --> 00:40:05,154 He pretty much never joined in with me, though. 478 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:09,158 I asked if he wanted to play with me, but... 479 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:13,562 he would just make me play with myself. 480 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:16,532 I feel sick. I feel sick, Hugh. 481 00:40:16,615 --> 00:40:19,101 Well- Hang on. He doesn't know what he means. 482 00:40:19,184 --> 00:40:21,203 You're a bloody pervert. 483 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:22,037 What did you call me? 484 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,137 You heard him. 485 00:40:23,220 --> 00:40:24,239 Yeah, you heard him, you old perv. 486 00:40:24,322 --> 00:40:26,709 Hey! He's not a pervert, you dickhead! 487 00:40:26,792 --> 00:40:27,542 Shut up, Ricky. 488 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:28,377 Yeah, shut up, Ricky. 489 00:40:28,460 --> 00:40:30,679 Hey, only I get to tell him to shut up. 490 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:35,384 Oooh. Brainwasher. 491 00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:37,986 You're going to jail, you pervert. 492 00:40:38,069 --> 00:40:39,988 Want to say that again? 493 00:40:40,071 --> 00:40:41,890 Say it again. 494 00:40:41,973 --> 00:40:44,741 Going to jail,... 495 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:48,931 you pervert. 496 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,745 Get off, you mongrel! 497 00:41:04,229 --> 00:41:06,382 Shit just got real! 498 00:41:06,465 --> 00:41:08,917 Back up, homies, and let go of my uncle! 499 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:12,988 It's OK, kid. You can put it down. He won't hurt you anymore. 500 00:41:14,372 --> 00:41:17,493 I said get away from my uncle. 501 00:41:17,576 --> 00:41:22,631 Ricky, give me that. 502 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,099 Get down! 503 00:41:24,182 --> 00:41:29,004 Ricky, get their guns. Take the bolts out. We're getting out of here. 504 00:41:30,722 --> 00:41:35,978 Yeah. Shit just got real. 505 00:41:36,061 --> 00:41:37,212 Hey! 506 00:41:37,295 --> 00:41:38,814 You're dead, old man. 507 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:43,185 Yeah, dead meat, you old perv! 508 00:41:43,268 --> 00:41:45,287 , 509 00:41:45,370 --> 00:41:50,459 You've had it, mate! There's no chance for you! 510 00:41:50,542 --> 00:41:53,896 Get up. 511 00:41:55,413 --> 00:41:57,833 Straight up that was the most gangster shit I've ever done. 512 00:41:57,916 --> 00:42:01,770 You idiot. And what were you talking about back there? Do you know what that sounds like? 513 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:04,706 No! 514 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:05,908 Ohhh! 515 00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,042 They're gonna put me away for sure. 516 00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:08,960 Bastards. 517 00:42:09,043 --> 00:42:10,879 Yeah, bastards. Hear what that guy called me? Pervert! 518 00:42:10,962 --> 00:42:11,880 We need more guns,... 519 00:42:11,963 --> 00:42:12,748 Oh God. What am I gonna do? 520 00:42:12,831 --> 00:42:13,916 ... hand grenades,... 521 00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,500 Think. I've got to think. 522 00:42:15,583 --> 00:42:17,085 ... maybe a rocket launcher. They're gonna come for us. 523 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,053 Yeah, Police. 524 00:42:18,136 --> 00:42:19,087 Awesome. 525 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:20,856 No, it's not awesome, Ricky, it's serious. 526 00:42:20,939 --> 00:42:23,292 Yeah, but no one got hurt. You're not dangerous. 527 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:25,694 Yeah, well, I am to them. 528 00:42:25,777 --> 00:42:26,361 I've been to prison. 529 00:42:26,444 --> 00:42:29,031 Gangster! For what? 530 00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:29,965 Manslaughter. 531 00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:30,899 Double gangster! 532 00:42:30,982 --> 00:42:32,434 You need a teardrop tattoo. 533 00:42:32,517 --> 00:42:35,237 Oh, I was young. It was a drunken fight. 534 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:38,173 Did my time, but... they won't see it like that. 535 00:42:38,256 --> 00:42:41,242 I'll just tell them you were looking after me. 536 00:42:41,325 --> 00:42:44,313 It doesn't matter what you tell them; they won't believe you. They'll think I made you do it. 537 00:42:44,396 --> 00:42:46,682 I'm not going back to jail. I'm better off up here. 538 00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:49,651 This is no place for a kid. You're going to have to go back, Ricky. 539 00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:50,419 To what? 540 00:42:50,502 --> 00:42:51,753 Well, to the welfare people. 541 00:42:51,836 --> 00:42:53,088 No. They'll look after you. 542 00:42:53,171 --> 00:42:55,545 No, they won't. 543 00:42:55,628 --> 00:42:58,002 They'll find you another home. You'll be fine. 544 00:42:58,085 --> 00:43:00,462 No. You're not listening! Nobody listens. There's no more homes, just juvie! 545 00:43:00,545 --> 00:43:01,964 What's juvie? 546 00:43:02,047 --> 00:43:05,300 Juvenile prison. 547 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:07,669 They don't care about kids like me. 548 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,738 They just keep moving us around until... 549 00:43:09,821 --> 00:43:15,191 something happens, like... Amber. 550 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:23,452 Oh, no. Bugger that. 551 00:43:23,535 --> 00:43:27,389 OK, OK. We're in about a million hectares of bush- that's big. 552 00:43:27,472 --> 00:43:29,691 It's big enough to enough to hide in for a while, anyway. 553 00:43:29,774 --> 00:43:31,859 Good enough for me. 554 00:43:31,942 --> 00:43:34,029 But we're heading into winter. It's gonna be rough- no huts, no tents, real bush life. 555 00:43:34,112 --> 00:43:34,830 Can you handle that? 556 00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:36,265 I can handle it. 557 00:43:36,348 --> 00:43:39,167 Yeah. And if you play up, I dump ya. 558 00:43:39,250 --> 00:43:40,402 OK, Uncle. 559 00:43:40,485 --> 00:43:42,337 I'd still prefer if you don't call me Uncle. 560 00:43:42,420 --> 00:43:46,742 OK, Hec. So what do we do now? 561 00:43:46,825 --> 00:43:50,045 We run. 562 00:43:52,964 --> 00:43:53,715 Wait, wait, wait. 563 00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:55,350 No no. 564 00:43:55,433 --> 00:43:56,585 No, we don't need to run. 565 00:43:56,668 --> 00:43:59,988 Oh yeah. Let's just fast walk. 566 00:44:00,071 --> 00:44:01,957 Yeah. Come on. 567 00:44:13,652 --> 00:44:17,306 where you gonna run to? 568 00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,846 569 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:26,815 570 00:44:26,898 --> 00:44:29,217 571 00:44:29,300 --> 00:44:32,421 572 00:44:32,504 --> 00:44:36,124 573 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,226 574 00:44:38,309 --> 00:44:39,828 575 00:44:39,911 --> 00:44:43,532 "I can't hide you." 576 00:44:43,615 --> 00:44:46,768 "I can't hide you." 577 00:44:46,851 --> 00:44:51,807 ain't gonna hide you, guy." 578 00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,408 579 00:44:53,491 --> 00:44:59,548 the matter with you, rock? 580 00:44:59,631 --> 00:45:03,251 581 00:45:03,334 --> 00:45:05,320 582 00:45:05,403 --> 00:45:07,623 583 00:45:07,706 --> 00:45:10,440 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 584 00:45:12,811 --> 00:45:16,264 585 00:45:16,347 --> 00:45:16,999 586 00:45:18,817 --> 00:45:19,635 587 00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:23,605 588 00:45:23,688 --> 00:45:27,109 589 00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:30,245 590 00:45:30,328 --> 00:45:33,348 591 00:45:33,431 --> 00:45:36,418 592 00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:40,536 593 00:46:07,332 --> 00:46:09,751 Pretty majestical, eh? 594 00:46:09,834 --> 00:46:12,254 I don't think that's a word. 595 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:14,423 Majestical? Sure it is. 596 00:46:14,506 --> 00:46:16,458 Nah, it's not real. 597 00:46:16,541 --> 00:46:18,360 What would you know? 598 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,529 It's "majestic." 599 00:46:20,612 --> 00:46:23,398 Well, that doesn't sound very special. 600 00:46:23,481 --> 00:46:26,868 "Majestical" is way better. 601 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:29,604 What do you reckon this place is called, anyway? 602 00:46:29,687 --> 00:46:34,643 Do you think it's that place where the cloak gets wet by the sky or something? 603 00:46:34,726 --> 00:46:36,344 I don't know. What the hell does that mean? 604 00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:38,146 Auntie Bella said she was from up here- 605 00:46:38,229 --> 00:46:41,450 from this special lake that almost touches the sky. 606 00:46:41,533 --> 00:46:44,786 Mate, Bella didn't know where she was from. 607 00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:45,487 Nah, she said- 608 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:47,155 No. She was making it up. 609 00:46:47,238 --> 00:46:52,694 Look, Bella didn't have any family. Like you. Like me. 610 00:46:52,777 --> 00:46:56,998 That's why she wanted to look after you... and took pity on me. 611 00:46:57,081 --> 00:47:02,938 She wanted to save us poor wretches when no one else wanted us. 612 00:47:03,021 --> 00:47:05,588 Like rescue dogs. 613 00:47:06,958 --> 00:47:11,994 That's the way she was. Heart of gold. 614 00:47:17,202 --> 00:47:20,937 Yeah, it's majestical. 615 00:47:21,539 --> 00:47:24,926 May as well camp, eh? 616 00:47:25,009 --> 00:47:27,562 Sun is going down. 617 00:47:33,852 --> 00:47:37,539 Developing story now, more on this massive national manhunt. 618 00:47:37,622 --> 00:47:41,610 Yes, we've got Paula Hall from the Department of Child Welfare with us. 619 00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:42,878 Paula, thank you for being here... 620 00:47:42,961 --> 00:47:44,846 Good morning. 621 00:47:44,929 --> 00:47:46,815 Tell us about this boy. What kind of character are we talking about? 622 00:47:46,898 --> 00:47:48,599 Well, look, we're- 623 00:47:48,682 --> 00:47:50,385 We're talking about a young boy who is capable of stealing, 624 00:47:50,468 --> 00:47:55,257 spitting, breaking stuff, kicking stuff, defacing stuff, 625 00:47:55,340 --> 00:48:00,595 stealing stuff, burning stuff and, uh, loitering and graffiti-ing. Yeah. 626 00:48:00,678 --> 00:48:05,433 Mm. Even so, Paula, he's just a kid, right? He's alone in the bush. He's scared. 627 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:08,603 Scared? No, no. He's not- He's not a scared little kid. 628 00:48:08,686 --> 00:48:12,674 He's a spanner in the works, and I'm the mechanic who is gonna take that spanner 629 00:48:12,757 --> 00:48:15,076 and put him back in the toolbox- OK. 630 00:48:15,159 --> 00:48:19,748 ... where he belongs. No child left behind. No child left behind. 631 00:48:19,831 --> 00:48:23,685 No child left behind. 632 00:48:23,768 --> 00:48:26,254 He'll know what that means. 633 00:48:26,337 --> 00:48:28,290 OK. 634 00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:40,902 Any luck? 635 00:48:40,985 --> 00:48:44,706 We're somewhere in this green bit. 636 00:48:44,789 --> 00:48:48,577 Well, people used to live here, so we can't be that lost. 637 00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:54,616 They probably got lost too, and then just gave up. We'll probably die here. 638 00:48:54,699 --> 00:48:55,917 Well, anything to shut you up. 639 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:59,788 I'll shut up if that stupid bird shuts up. 640 00:48:59,871 --> 00:49:01,723 Shut up, stupid bird! 641 00:49:01,806 --> 00:49:03,391 Shh. 642 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:05,460 Just watch. 643 00:49:05,543 --> 00:49:08,930 Huh. Never seen a dumb bird like that before. 644 00:49:11,115 --> 00:49:13,849 Just watch. 645 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:20,222 It's a huia. 646 00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,713 I reckon that bird was a huia. 647 00:49:24,796 --> 00:49:26,448 Supposed to be extinct. 648 00:49:26,531 --> 00:49:29,834 That's pretty rare. 649 00:49:29,917 --> 00:49:33,221 Mate,... I reckon there'd be a lot of people interested in seeing something like that. 650 00:49:33,304 --> 00:49:37,058 And the people who discovered them would be... pretty famous. 651 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:39,861 Yeah, probably some money in it too. 652 00:49:39,944 --> 00:49:44,232 Mind you, need some photos to prove it. 653 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,202 We don't have a camera. 654 00:49:47,285 --> 00:49:49,271 When was the last time you washed? 655 00:49:49,354 --> 00:49:51,139 About a month ago. 656 00:49:51,222 --> 00:49:53,689 Well, that's not enough, eh? 657 00:50:11,409 --> 00:50:12,560 OK, mate. Let's go. 658 00:50:19,250 --> 00:50:20,001 What have you got there mate? 659 00:50:20,084 --> 00:50:22,070 Huh? Oh books. 660 00:50:22,153 --> 00:50:25,807 Books? Bloody books. Look for food and warm stuff. 661 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:29,544 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your pants on. 662 00:50:33,297 --> 00:50:35,917 Jeez. That's a ranger. 663 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:37,385 Oh, he's dead. 664 00:50:40,471 --> 00:50:41,990 Oh Jeez. 665 00:50:42,073 --> 00:50:44,993 You all right, mate? What's the matter? 666 00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,628 Ricky, we've got to do something. 667 00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:49,431 Are you going to manslaughter him? Because I don't think I can watch. 668 00:50:49,514 --> 00:50:52,734 No, you idiot. I'm- We've got to get him some help. 669 00:50:52,817 --> 00:50:55,670 There's a track down to a river; there's some bush people that live down there. 670 00:50:55,753 --> 00:50:56,805 It's about a two-hour trek. 671 00:50:56,888 --> 00:50:59,507 We can make it before dark. 672 00:50:59,590 --> 00:51:03,611 Well, someone has got to stay behind and look after this bloke. 673 00:51:03,694 --> 00:51:07,781 Have fun. 674 00:51:07,864 --> 00:51:11,953 Now don't go wandering; just stick to the tracks. If you get desperate,... eat your dog. 675 00:51:12,036 --> 00:51:14,555 What? 676 00:51:14,638 --> 00:51:17,158 You'll be right, mate. Just bloody well come back, OK? 677 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,260 OK. 678 00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:54,896 What do you think you're doing out here, freaky kid? 679 00:51:54,979 --> 00:51:57,648 There's a sick man up at Carrington Hut. 680 00:51:57,731 --> 00:52:00,402 He can't walk, and he's having trouble breathing. Can you radio in a chopper? 681 00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:02,771 OK. Sweet as. 682 00:52:02,854 --> 00:52:09,711 "Uh, yeah, we need a helicopter up here ASAP. Over." 683 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:12,280 Does it look like I carry a radio? 684 00:52:12,363 --> 00:52:13,230 What's wrong with him? 685 00:52:13,313 --> 00:52:14,182 I don't know. He might be dying. 686 00:52:14,265 --> 00:52:20,803 Ew. Oh, OK. Come on, we'll go call the cop. 687 00:52:21,205 --> 00:52:24,106 Get on, man. 688 00:52:43,628 --> 00:52:47,949 I've already told you, Bruce- up at Carrington Hut. He's probably already dead by now. 689 00:52:48,032 --> 00:52:50,501 Do you want some ice cream? 690 00:52:50,584 --> 00:52:53,054 How should I know? Do your job, fly up there and take a look. 691 00:52:53,137 --> 00:52:55,824 I already told you that, but you're not listening. 692 00:52:55,907 --> 00:52:58,493 Oh, yes, I do. I can. Uh... 693 00:52:58,576 --> 00:53:00,795 You want a sausage? 694 00:53:00,878 --> 00:53:03,098 Yeah, yeah. Do that. Yeah, I'll tell him. Laters. 695 00:53:03,181 --> 00:53:04,899 They're gonna head up there first thing in the morning. 696 00:53:04,982 --> 00:53:08,636 Better go, then. Got to get there before they do so I can warn Uncle... 697 00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,940 Relax, bro. I know who you are. I've seen your picture in the paper. 698 00:53:12,023 --> 00:53:15,410 Except you're skinnier in real life. 699 00:53:15,493 --> 00:53:16,678 Where's your parents? 700 00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,847 Dead. 701 00:53:18,930 --> 00:53:22,917 Nah, jokes. My, um, dad, he's watching the league with my uncle, and my mum, 702 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,786 she's working at the lodge. 703 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:27,455 Do you want to smoke a joint? 704 00:53:27,538 --> 00:53:30,859 Nah, I'm just being a dick. I don't smoke. I'm talking heaps eh? 705 00:53:30,942 --> 00:53:35,563 Yeah, people say I talk too much. You don't talk much, eh? I can talk for ages. 706 00:53:35,646 --> 00:53:38,199 If you want me to talk for ages, or if you don't me to talk, 707 00:53:38,282 --> 00:53:40,467 just tell me if you don't want me to talk. 708 00:53:40,550 --> 00:53:42,737 Like, this one time I was school, and I was talking too much, 709 00:53:42,820 --> 00:53:44,005 and the teacher walks in- 710 00:53:48,192 --> 00:53:50,678 I'm not listening to her, because she's my Auntie... 711 00:53:52,163 --> 00:53:59,988 chocolate. Tastes like... 712 00:54:00,071 --> 00:54:00,788 But then I just kept talking- 713 00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:08,329 Hey, bub. Far out those bloody Warriors are useless! Koretux. 714 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:10,431 That's my dad. 715 00:54:10,514 --> 00:54:13,468 They are killing me. 716 00:54:13,551 --> 00:54:16,271 Hey. 717 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:18,506 You're him. You're you! That's him! 718 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:23,044 Oh, Ricky Baker in my house. You want, uh, anything? 719 00:54:23,127 --> 00:54:27,182 Sausage, bro? We've got heaps of sausages, brother. Far... 720 00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:31,419 I hate to ask you this, Ricky, but I'll kick myself if I don't. 721 00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:34,422 Um,... 722 00:54:34,505 --> 00:54:37,158 Can I have a selfie, please? 723 00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:40,861 Yeah? Yeah? 724 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:44,566 Far! Oh my goodness. The boys are gonna be buzzing on this one. 725 00:54:44,649 --> 00:54:46,568 Big smile. Big smile. 726 00:54:46,651 --> 00:54:48,670 Sad face. Sad face. 727 00:54:50,688 --> 00:54:51,873 Just take a quick selfie of us. 728 00:54:51,956 --> 00:54:53,608 It's not a selfie if I take it, you idiot. 729 00:54:53,691 --> 00:54:57,812 Oh, come on. Just pretend I'm the head to his body. CLICK! 730 00:54:57,895 --> 00:55:01,082 I captured Ricky Baker! 731 00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:03,952 Yeah, you captured me too. You captured me. 732 00:55:04,035 --> 00:55:06,788 Oh no! 733 00:55:06,871 --> 00:55:10,825 Yeah. Chur, my bro. Chur. Thank you, my bro. 734 00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:13,962 Been awesome meeting you, Ricky. Just keep doing what you're doing, man. 735 00:55:14,045 --> 00:55:17,865 Keep striving. Stay Maori, bro. We need a couple more Maoris like you. 736 00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:18,700 Oh, shut up. 737 00:55:18,783 --> 00:55:19,968 No, you shut up, eh. 738 00:55:20,051 --> 00:55:24,105 Yeah, get out. 739 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:28,243 I'm imparting my knowledge on the bro. You're the man for me. You're a boy, but you're a man. 740 00:55:28,326 --> 00:55:33,896 Bro. I love you, Ricky. 741 00:55:41,372 --> 00:55:45,627 Why are you on the run? Don't you want a normal life? 742 00:55:45,710 --> 00:55:47,562 Don't know. Maybe. 743 00:55:47,645 --> 00:55:52,066 You fullas could come live here. They'll never find you. Nobody ever comes in here. 744 00:55:52,149 --> 00:55:54,202 I have to ask Uncle first. 745 00:55:54,285 --> 00:55:56,638 They say he's dangerous. You guys get along? 746 00:55:56,721 --> 00:55:59,674 Yeah, we're like best friends. We get on so well. 747 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:02,110 He's, like, one of the best bushmans in the whole country. 748 00:56:02,193 --> 00:56:03,878 He, like, teached me all of his skills, 749 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:10,218 so now we're, like, equal best bushmen in the country. Yeah, we're best friends. 750 00:56:10,301 --> 00:56:11,953 Oh, where's your mum and dad? 751 00:56:12,036 --> 00:56:18,459 Don't know who my dad was, and my mum got rid of me when I was little. 752 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:22,630 Oh, you know where she is? You ever met her? 753 00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:27,416 You know anything about her? 754 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:39,881 Oh, pretty. She must've had you when she was a teenager. 755 00:56:39,964 --> 00:56:44,118 You ever try and find her? 756 00:56:44,201 --> 00:56:47,455 Oh, you don't have to. She should find you. 757 00:56:47,538 --> 00:56:51,392 What do you reckon you'd say to her if you ever met her? 758 00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:55,263 Don't know. Never really think about it. 759 00:56:55,346 --> 00:56:58,399 You want to hear a song I wrote? 760 00:56:58,482 --> 00:57:02,217 OK. Here goes. It's an original. 761 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:11,713 762 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,216 OK, I lied. It's not an original. 763 00:57:15,299 --> 00:57:22,357 764 00:57:22,440 --> 00:57:28,763 GIRL AND DAD SING Jah moon come shining in. 765 00:57:28,846 --> 00:57:35,203 766 00:57:35,286 --> 00:57:45,346 a long, long time..." 767 00:57:50,401 --> 00:57:53,054 Morena, bro. Sausage? 768 00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:53,654 Oh no! 769 00:57:53,737 --> 00:57:54,789 Yeah bro, you slept in. 770 00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:56,557 Oh no! 771 00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:11,739 Man, we gotta work on your dismounts. 772 00:58:11,822 --> 00:58:13,441 You all good from here? 773 00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:15,410 Yeah. 774 00:58:15,493 --> 00:58:18,613 OK, Ricky bro, catch you up. 775 00:58:18,696 --> 00:58:22,049 Catch you up. 776 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:32,193 Uncle! 777 00:58:32,276 --> 00:58:33,294 Tupac, come on! 778 00:58:39,049 --> 00:58:41,502 Oh no! 779 00:58:41,585 --> 00:58:43,037 Ninjas! 780 00:58:43,120 --> 00:58:47,041 Dire wolves! 781 00:58:47,124 --> 00:58:52,246 Child Welfare! 782 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:59,687 Where did they go? Where did they go?! I know you know something. 783 00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:01,638 He knows something. 784 00:59:01,721 --> 00:59:03,591 Paula, he's the ranger. He had diabetes. They saved his life. 785 00:59:03,674 --> 00:59:04,459 Oh, spare me, Andy. 786 00:59:04,542 --> 00:59:05,960 This is Gavin, our tech guy. 787 00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:09,530 Gav, Paula Hall, Child Welfare Services. No child left behind. 788 00:59:09,613 --> 00:59:11,732 So, talk to me, Gav. What's the situation? 789 00:59:11,815 --> 00:59:15,603 Uh, well, the hut is empty so they must've left before we got here. 790 00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:19,106 Ooh, you worked that out on your own, Gav 791 00:59:19,189 --> 00:59:21,324 OK, what else? 792 00:59:21,407 --> 00:59:23,544 Well, uh, we've, ah, set up a rendezvous spot here for the search party. 793 00:59:23,627 --> 00:59:26,514 And, uh, then we can bring in, uh, Stingray. 794 00:59:26,597 --> 00:59:29,650 Stingray? Talk to me, talk to me. 795 00:59:29,733 --> 00:59:32,787 Oh, well, basically it's just a portable cell phone tower that emits a false frequency. 796 00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:37,058 So any cell phone in a 5 K radius will latch on, thinking it's an ordinary network. 797 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:41,062 Frickin' A, brother. That's some "five eyes" shit right there. 798 00:59:41,145 --> 00:59:47,502 OK. Them clowns is about to get Stingray-ed. 799 00:59:47,585 --> 00:59:51,806 Uncle, Uncle, Uncle. Think, think, think, think. 800 00:59:51,889 --> 00:59:54,575 Oh! Tupac, find Zag. 801 00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:59,213 Oh, you're useless. Oh! Think, Ricky, think. 802 00:59:59,296 --> 01:00:01,682 What would Uncle do? What would Uncle do? 803 01:00:01,765 --> 01:00:06,220 Oh yes. Yes! Find water, and then go to higher ground. 804 01:00:06,303 --> 01:00:08,923 And don't get naked. 805 01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:20,635 Ricky Baker and Hector Faulkner- 806 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:25,172 two renegade outlaws on the run for four months now, 807 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:28,843 and fast becoming legends here in NZ. 808 01:00:28,926 --> 01:00:32,613 Faulkner and Baker's popularity is on the rise 809 01:00:32,696 --> 01:00:37,351 after a valiant effort to save a critically ill park ranger. 810 01:00:37,434 --> 01:00:42,890 The forces are circling against them, and I am reminded of "First Blood". 811 01:00:42,973 --> 01:00:47,328 John Rambo, a man alone- obviously they're two men alone- 812 01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:53,501 out there somewhere beyond the cutty grass in this dense, thick bush. 813 01:00:53,584 --> 01:00:57,471 OK? Easy, efficient, economic. All right, guys? 814 01:00:57,554 --> 01:00:59,273 Take us back a step. What happened in...? 815 01:00:59,356 --> 01:01:02,710 Uh, I lost control and, uh, I gave him the beating of his life. 816 01:01:02,793 --> 01:01:05,579 Yeah, you got him good. 817 01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:08,449 We're offering $10,000 to anyone who can capture them, dead or alive. 818 01:01:08,532 --> 01:01:12,853 Oh,... alive. They should be alive. 819 01:01:18,374 --> 01:01:23,811 They are fighting for freedom. And we believe in freedom in NZ. It is a marvellous thing. 820 01:01:26,250 --> 01:01:29,737 Oi! Ricky! Freeze! 821 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:35,176 OK, OK. OK, Ricky. Stay there we're coming over to you. Come on. 822 01:01:35,259 --> 01:01:38,846 It's too steep. It's too steep. Ricky, you come across here. 823 01:01:38,929 --> 01:01:41,465 No. 824 01:01:41,548 --> 01:01:44,085 Just slide down the bank, cross this stream, and then climb up to us. You're absolutely safe. 825 01:01:44,168 --> 01:01:47,154 All you have to do is grab some branches or some roots. OK? 826 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:48,405 No. 827 01:01:48,488 --> 01:01:49,657 Ricky. Come over here right now! 828 01:01:49,740 --> 01:01:51,592 I'm not going back. I'm not going to juvie. 829 01:01:51,675 --> 01:01:57,398 You are playing with a bag of snakes, boy. A big bag with a lot of holes in it. 830 01:01:57,481 --> 01:01:59,266 You've got the whole country looking for you. 831 01:01:59,349 --> 01:02:01,484 I'll never stop running. 832 01:02:01,567 --> 01:02:03,704 Yeah, and I'll never stop chasing you. I'm relentless. I'm like the Terminator. 833 01:02:03,787 --> 01:02:05,239 I'm more like Terminator than you. 834 01:02:05,322 --> 01:02:07,608 I said it first. You're more like Sarah Connor. 835 01:02:07,691 --> 01:02:09,776 No, I'm not. 836 01:02:09,859 --> 01:02:11,946 Yes. And in the first movie too, before she could do chin-ups. 837 01:02:12,029 --> 01:02:15,750 It doesn't have to be this difficult, Ricky. Yeah? 838 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:20,354 You're cold, you're damp... and hungry. 839 01:02:20,437 --> 01:02:23,457 Look at that- scroggin. 840 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:26,360 Got some nuts and dried fruit... 841 01:02:26,443 --> 01:02:29,664 Little pieces of chocolate. Yum. Delicious. 842 01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:31,298 We could cut a deal; make a trade. 843 01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:33,834 What kind of deal? 844 01:02:33,917 --> 01:02:36,370 The old man. 845 01:02:36,453 --> 01:02:39,306 You say that he made you do it, let him take the rap, 846 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:42,043 and I'll make sure you never go back to juvie. 847 01:02:42,126 --> 01:02:46,981 We'll find you a new foster home; a new Bella. 848 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:48,565 No deal. 849 01:02:48,648 --> 01:02:50,151 Oh, come on, Sarah Connor. Don't be a fool. 850 01:02:50,234 --> 01:02:52,253 You don't trade family for anything. 851 01:02:52,336 --> 01:02:54,255 Well, you just keep running. 852 01:02:54,338 --> 01:02:57,591 He's here! He's here. We got him! 853 01:02:57,674 --> 01:03:00,361 Go! Go! Go! 854 01:03:24,334 --> 01:03:30,725 OK. So you ate a sausage, she sang a song, and you went to sleep. 855 01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:35,329 What? It was a relaxing song... and a relaxing sausage. 856 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:41,502 Do you think we've walked a thousand miles yet? Like the wildebeest? 857 01:03:41,585 --> 01:03:44,855 Well, it feels like it, eh? 858 01:03:44,938 --> 01:03:48,209 Yeah. Always on the move, always on the lookout for hunters, 859 01:03:48,292 --> 01:03:53,881 just like the wildebeest, except humans. 860 01:03:53,964 --> 01:03:56,917 We're... Wilderpeople. 861 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,886 Yeah, that's us. 862 01:03:59,969 --> 01:04:02,857 OK then, Wilderboy, let's find somewhere to eat, shall we? 863 01:04:02,940 --> 01:04:03,924 There they are! 864 01:04:04,007 --> 01:04:06,393 Freeze! 865 01:04:06,476 --> 01:04:10,097 Shit just got real. Again. 866 01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:11,232 Now, drop your weapons. 867 01:04:11,315 --> 01:04:12,366 We're not holding any weapons- 868 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:14,449 Drop 'em! 869 01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:19,454 Go see what they got, Ricky. 870 01:04:21,091 --> 01:04:23,144 Baked beans, 871 01:04:23,227 --> 01:04:24,912 spaghetti, 872 01:04:24,995 --> 01:04:27,047 ba- baba- What? 873 01:04:27,130 --> 01:04:29,216 Oh, baba ganoush. 874 01:04:29,299 --> 01:04:30,117 What? 875 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:33,320 Baba ganoush. 876 01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:34,088 What? 877 01:04:34,171 --> 01:04:36,023 Binoculars, 878 01:04:36,106 --> 01:04:40,775 rope, gaffer tape. 879 01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:44,565 Get their guns, Ricky. 880 01:04:44,648 --> 01:04:48,269 Give me your guns. 881 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:50,638 Take the bolts out. 882 01:04:50,721 --> 01:04:53,374 There's a reward for your capture. 883 01:04:53,457 --> 01:04:54,942 How much? 884 01:04:55,025 --> 01:04:56,243 10 grand. 885 01:04:56,326 --> 01:04:59,828 Tell us when it gets to 20. 886 01:05:02,232 --> 01:05:06,253 And when they ask who did this, tell them it was the Wilderpeople. 887 01:05:06,336 --> 01:05:09,156 The What-er-people? 888 01:05:09,239 --> 01:05:12,293 The Wilderpeople. 889 01:05:27,424 --> 01:05:31,178 No, I can't go back there. It wasn't my farm; you know that. It was Bella's. 890 01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:35,883 She ran the show. I could do stuff- me and the dog- but she was the farmer. 891 01:05:35,966 --> 01:05:37,451 And the cook. 892 01:05:37,534 --> 01:05:39,687 Yeah, a bloody good cook too. 893 01:05:39,770 --> 01:05:44,859 But you- you can't keep on the run forever. You've got to go back to society, you know that. 894 01:05:44,942 --> 01:05:47,928 I'm a menace to society. 895 01:05:48,011 --> 01:05:50,998 Anyway, if I ever went back, I'd probably end up driving a steamroller or something. 896 01:05:51,081 --> 01:05:53,200 That's what happens to gangsters. 897 01:05:53,283 --> 01:05:55,970 Well, there's nothing wrong with that, but if you're better at something else, 898 01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:57,638 then you should probably give that a go, shouldn't you? 899 01:05:57,721 --> 01:06:00,207 Yeah, but I'm better at being a gangster. 900 01:06:00,290 --> 01:06:01,408 You're not a bloody gangster. 901 01:06:01,491 --> 01:06:03,710 How would you know? 902 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:06,013 Because I've known real gangsters, and they're a lot tougher than you are. 903 01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:08,215 Yeah, but were they skux, though? 904 01:06:08,298 --> 01:06:10,251 Skux? What the hell does that mean? 905 01:06:10,334 --> 01:06:13,087 You know,... skux. 906 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:17,224 Yeah, but what does it mean? 907 01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:21,362 Everything. It's cool, spunky, brainy, good-looking, you know, gangster. 908 01:06:21,445 --> 01:06:25,065 Oh, for God's sake. You're not a bloody gangster! 909 01:06:27,017 --> 01:06:27,568 Oh, jeez. 910 01:06:29,052 --> 01:06:30,804 Zag! Tupac! 911 01:06:30,887 --> 01:06:32,640 Get back, Zag! Get back! Come back here, you-! 912 01:06:32,723 --> 01:06:35,175 Get in behind! Get in behind, Zag! 913 01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:36,110 Zag! 914 01:06:41,298 --> 01:06:42,716 Zag! 915 01:06:42,799 --> 01:06:45,753 Get out of it, you mongrel! 916 01:06:47,771 --> 01:06:50,591 Shit. 917 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,175 Uncle! 918 01:08:01,545 --> 01:08:04,879 What have you done? 919 01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:15,023 Oh jeez. 920 01:08:22,766 --> 01:08:24,718 Give us your gun, mate. Hm? 921 01:08:24,801 --> 01:08:26,253 Go on, get out. No, Uncle. 922 01:08:26,336 --> 01:08:27,954 Get out of- Uncle! 923 01:08:28,037 --> 01:08:29,656 Get out of here, Ricky. Go on, get out. 924 01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:34,109 But can't we just-? Go! 925 01:08:59,202 --> 01:09:00,254 What does that say? 926 01:09:00,337 --> 01:09:02,937 Zag. 927 01:09:03,306 --> 01:09:05,874 Good. 928 01:10:26,523 --> 01:10:29,776 So, she's been with us the whole time, eh? 929 01:10:29,859 --> 01:10:31,145 Yeah. 930 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:37,417 Well, pretty close to the sky up here. 931 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:40,435 Thanks for bringing her, mate. 932 01:10:51,982 --> 01:10:58,305 I was cautioned to surrender. 933 01:10:58,388 --> 01:11:02,809 934 01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:06,961 935 01:11:13,570 --> 01:11:16,757 936 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,626 937 01:11:19,709 --> 01:11:23,177 938 01:11:24,247 --> 01:11:28,116 939 01:11:32,756 --> 01:11:35,309 940 01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:38,478 the wind is blowing. 941 01:11:38,561 --> 01:11:41,462 942 01:11:42,632 --> 01:11:47,101 943 01:11:53,910 --> 01:11:57,064 944 01:11:57,147 --> 01:11:59,766 945 01:11:59,849 --> 01:12:03,084 946 01:12:04,688 --> 01:12:12,327 947 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:18,185 948 01:12:18,268 --> 01:12:21,088 the wind is blowing. 949 01:12:21,171 --> 01:12:26,026 950 01:12:26,109 --> 01:12:30,445 951 01:12:43,760 --> 01:12:45,846 I wonder how long they're going to hunt us for. 952 01:12:45,929 --> 01:12:51,785 Oh, it's hard to say. Those idiots are worse in the bush than you are. 953 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:54,321 Useless. Couldn't find a clown in a circus. 954 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,656 Stop! This is the police! 955 01:12:55,739 --> 01:12:57,691 Oh shit! 956 01:13:27,837 --> 01:13:30,324 What? 957 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:45,119 I was trying to tell you it was like The Lord of the Rings. 958 01:14:10,079 --> 01:14:13,033 What the...? 959 01:14:13,116 --> 01:14:15,702 Can you see that bush over there? 960 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:18,419 Yeah. 961 01:14:20,924 --> 01:14:24,459 Is it a man or a bush? 962 01:14:25,295 --> 01:14:27,714 Bush! 963 01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:29,783 Man! 964 01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:33,634 Bushman! 965 01:14:35,738 --> 01:14:38,091 Ah! 966 01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:40,627 Hello. I was hoping to run into you two. 967 01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:44,698 Well, if you're after the reward, you can bugger off. We're dangerous. 968 01:14:44,781 --> 01:14:47,300 Yeah, we're dangerous. 969 01:14:47,383 --> 01:14:49,903 Yeah, no. I heard about that. Don't worry. I'm not going to capture you. 970 01:14:49,986 --> 01:14:51,605 You guys heard of a- a local legend 971 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:56,076 about a guy who lives out here in the bush on this own? 972 01:14:56,159 --> 01:15:00,728 They call him Psycho Sam! 973 01:15:02,298 --> 01:15:03,350 No. 974 01:15:03,433 --> 01:15:06,319 No? Oh, OK. 975 01:15:06,402 --> 01:15:08,889 Well, my name is Sam, anyway. 976 01:15:08,972 --> 01:15:14,208 I'm a friend! Come on. 977 01:15:28,157 --> 01:15:31,292 Bikkie? 978 01:15:38,735 --> 01:15:43,056 Why do you reckon he calls himself Psycho Sam? 979 01:15:43,139 --> 01:15:47,761 Here you go. Put these on. Stop the Government from tracking you. 980 01:15:47,844 --> 01:15:50,746 Never mind. 981 01:15:50,829 --> 01:15:53,733 That fulla you saved- he was a ranger. Diabetic. You got a little support over that. 982 01:15:53,816 --> 01:15:56,436 But then you robbed those hunters, so you're back in the negatives again. 983 01:15:56,519 --> 01:15:58,939 Well, that was... this fella. He's the maniac. 984 01:15:59,022 --> 01:16:02,676 Well, they're still saying you're dangerous. And a bit of a pervert. 985 01:16:02,759 --> 01:16:05,061 Goddammit. 986 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:07,447 It's all right. You can stay here as long as you like. I've been up here 15 years now. 987 01:16:07,530 --> 01:16:10,217 Got everything I need. How long they been chasing ya? 988 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,118 I don't know. About five months now? 989 01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:14,120 Bastards. That's the typical government. 990 01:16:14,203 --> 01:16:16,556 Always trying to step on the little guy just for living his life. 991 01:16:16,639 --> 01:16:21,895 It never stops either. That's why I can't go back. Not going to be part of the machine. 992 01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,063 Form fillers. 993 01:16:23,146 --> 01:16:25,999 Form fillers? 994 01:16:26,082 --> 01:16:28,045 That's how they get you. 995 01:16:28,128 --> 01:16:30,091 Anything you want to do in life, you got to fill out a form. 996 01:16:30,174 --> 01:16:32,138 And they've got forms for everything. You fill it out, it goes upstairs, 997 01:16:32,221 --> 01:16:33,673 and then they make you fill out a new form, 998 01:16:33,756 --> 01:16:35,775 just to confirm it was you that filled out the first form. 999 01:16:35,858 --> 01:16:37,477 And if ever you want to stop filling out forms, 1000 01:16:37,560 --> 01:16:40,780 well, there's about five different forms for that. 1001 01:16:40,863 --> 01:16:47,435 Don't even get me started on the national rugby team. They're not human. 1002 01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:04,437 What you doing, mate? 1003 01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:05,672 Writing. 1004 01:17:05,755 --> 01:17:09,876 And what are you writing, Mr Shakespeare? 1005 01:17:09,959 --> 01:17:11,878 Haiku. 1006 01:17:11,961 --> 01:17:15,215 Well, go on, read it out. I'll tell you if it's any good. 1007 01:17:15,298 --> 01:17:17,317 No, it's just a personal one. 1008 01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,986 Oh, come on. Don't be shy. 1009 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:23,924 Mm, OK. 1010 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:27,894 Trees, birds, rivers, sky. 1011 01:17:27,977 --> 01:17:30,564 Running with my Uncle Hec. 1012 01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:32,980 Living forever. 1013 01:17:35,151 --> 01:17:37,952 See? Told you it was dumb. 1014 01:17:39,522 --> 01:17:42,242 No, no. 1015 01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:44,811 It was just that 1016 01:17:44,894 --> 01:17:46,846 Well, that's the- 1017 01:17:46,929 --> 01:17:54,402 That's the first time I've... heard my name in a poem. I liked it. 1018 01:17:56,139 --> 01:17:59,659 Gee, Bella would have loved this adventure, wouldn't she? 1019 01:17:59,742 --> 01:18:04,164 Mm. Why couldn't you guys have any kids? 1020 01:18:04,247 --> 01:18:06,766 Well, just couldn't. 1021 01:18:06,849 --> 01:18:10,637 Well, I couldn't. 1022 01:18:10,720 --> 01:18:14,574 That's not very fair. Some people can't even have babies. 1023 01:18:14,657 --> 01:18:20,080 And the ones who can- they don't even want them. 1024 01:18:20,163 --> 01:18:21,982 Like my mum. 1025 01:18:22,065 --> 01:18:25,401 No, mate. She wanted you. 1026 01:18:25,484 --> 01:18:28,822 She was- she was probably just young. She couldn't work out how to raise you, you know. 1027 01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:30,924 I bet she loved you, though. 1028 01:18:31,007 --> 01:18:32,025 Doubt it. 1029 01:18:32,108 --> 01:18:34,194 Well, you never know. 1030 01:18:34,277 --> 01:18:37,578 You're pretty likeable. 1031 01:18:44,721 --> 01:18:46,873 Lights out, OK? 1032 01:18:46,956 --> 01:18:48,708 Goodnight, Sam. 1033 01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:53,179 Oh, I haven't got that fixed yet. 1034 01:18:53,262 --> 01:18:54,881 Goodnight, Uncle. 1035 01:18:54,964 --> 01:18:57,565 Goodnight, mate. 1036 01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:35,836 Uncle! 1037 01:19:38,174 --> 01:19:44,698 Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Uncle, we have to go! 1038 01:19:44,781 --> 01:19:47,500 Yeah. Even I can't stand his cooking anymore. 1039 01:19:47,583 --> 01:19:49,202 We'll get out off first thing in the morning, eh? 1040 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,637 No! They're here. 1041 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:51,887 Who? 1042 01:19:51,970 --> 01:19:53,139 Government! Government! Sorry, excuse me. 1043 01:19:53,222 --> 01:19:54,240 Did they see you? 1044 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:55,875 No, but they're close! 1045 01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,110 OK. Get our stuff! 1046 01:19:57,193 --> 01:19:59,312 Hey! Hey, what happened to my phone? 1047 01:19:59,395 --> 01:20:01,681 I upgraded it for ya. You're on four bars now. 1048 01:20:01,764 --> 01:20:03,817 You clown. What have you done? 1049 01:20:03,900 --> 01:20:05,385 Come out and give over the boy, Mr Faulkner. 1050 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:07,187 Uncle! Uncle! They're close. 1051 01:20:07,270 --> 01:20:10,356 Sam, what's the fastest way out of here? 1052 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:11,540 Jet pack. 1053 01:20:11,623 --> 01:20:12,726 Do you actually have a jet pack? 1054 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:13,893 No. What? 1055 01:20:13,976 --> 01:20:17,630 Wait! I've got an underground bunker. 1056 01:20:17,713 --> 01:20:21,234 This tunnel leads directly to an underground chamb- 1057 01:20:21,317 --> 01:20:22,902 I haven't dug it yet. Oh! 1058 01:20:22,985 --> 01:20:26,638 What have I been doing with my life? 1059 01:20:26,721 --> 01:20:30,376 That's it. We've run out of options. Just pretend to be dead. I'll be here. 1060 01:20:30,459 --> 01:20:32,679 Come on, guys. It only works if we all do it. 1061 01:20:32,762 --> 01:20:37,117 For Christ's sake, Sam, pull yourself together. We need to get out of here right now. 1062 01:20:37,200 --> 01:20:40,120 What are we gonna do? 1063 01:20:40,203 --> 01:20:40,754 Crumpy! 1064 01:20:40,837 --> 01:20:41,488 What? 1065 01:20:41,571 --> 01:20:42,522 Crumpy will take you! 1066 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:45,739 Who the hell is Crumpy?! 1067 01:20:49,045 --> 01:20:49,963 Crumpy! 1068 01:20:50,046 --> 01:20:51,498 Jesus, does she even go? 1069 01:20:51,581 --> 01:20:54,467 Crumpy. Unkillable. Four-wheel drive. 1070 01:20:54,550 --> 01:20:56,402 Both wheels go- go four-wheel-drive. 1071 01:20:56,485 --> 01:20:57,303 Ricky, where are ya? 1072 01:20:57,386 --> 01:20:58,972 Oh, where did I put the keys? 1073 01:20:59,055 --> 01:20:59,472 Ricky! 1074 01:21:01,224 --> 01:21:02,041 Unkillable! 1075 01:21:02,124 --> 01:21:02,675 Ricky... 1076 01:21:02,758 --> 01:21:03,909 Get in! 1077 01:21:03,992 --> 01:21:05,145 Ricky Baker, you are not driving this ute. 1078 01:21:05,228 --> 01:21:07,995 Get in the car! 1079 01:21:08,331 --> 01:21:11,184 Oh shit. 1080 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:13,953 Tupac! 1081 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:17,190 OK. I'll hold up the government and buy you some time. 1082 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:18,858 Thanks, mate. Don't do anything stupid. 1083 01:21:18,941 --> 01:21:22,476 Me? 1084 01:21:24,714 --> 01:21:26,099 How did you get this thing started? 1085 01:21:26,182 --> 01:21:27,534 The knack. 1086 01:21:32,989 --> 01:21:35,823 Crumpy! 1087 01:21:42,965 --> 01:21:45,518 Hey! Sorry, mate. She's a bit bumpy around here. 1088 01:21:45,601 --> 01:21:49,989 Not too fast, Ricky. Slow down. 1089 01:21:50,072 --> 01:21:53,026 No! No! 1090 01:21:54,210 --> 01:21:55,161 Tree! 1091 01:21:55,244 --> 01:21:56,162 Get off! 1092 01:21:56,245 --> 01:21:59,647 Slow down! 1093 01:22:04,987 --> 01:22:05,538 That's my bike. 1094 01:22:05,621 --> 01:22:09,123 Shut up, they're mine. 1095 01:22:18,901 --> 01:22:20,369 Whoa. 1096 01:22:20,452 --> 01:22:21,921 SIRENS WAIL Uh-oh. 1097 01:22:22,004 --> 01:22:25,357 May as well play it to the end. What do you reckon? 1098 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:28,795 You mean have a shoot out, and then when we've got no bullets, run out and say, "Freedom!" 1099 01:22:28,878 --> 01:22:30,964 And then die in a blaze of glory? 1100 01:22:31,047 --> 01:22:34,067 No. I actually meant till we run out of petrol. 1101 01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:36,536 Oh. Well, I'm dying in a blaze of glory. 1102 01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:40,254 ENGINE REVS No! 1103 01:22:44,994 --> 01:22:53,319 Oh. 1104 01:23:47,957 --> 01:23:49,442 Whoa. 1105 01:23:49,525 --> 01:23:55,048 Faulkner! This is the Police. Stop the vehicle and hand over the boy. 1106 01:23:55,131 --> 01:23:59,185 You're pretty much surrounded. No escape. 1107 01:23:59,268 --> 01:24:01,087 Come on mate. 1108 01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:02,655 Mr Faulkner... Mr Faulk- 1109 01:24:03,906 --> 01:24:06,492 Pull the bloody vehicle over, Faulkner. 1110 01:24:06,575 --> 01:24:08,027 Ricky Baker! 1111 01:24:08,110 --> 01:24:10,512 Hi, Paula! 1112 01:24:10,595 --> 01:24:12,999 You pull that ute over right now or you're going to be in a whole lot of trouble, son! 1113 01:24:13,082 --> 01:24:16,970 You don't even have your full licence! 1114 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:21,955 Ricky! 1115 01:24:26,695 --> 01:24:29,881 Is that what I think it is? 1116 01:24:29,964 --> 01:24:33,152 Uncle Hec! Uncle Hec, that's the actual army. This is like an actual war, like, for real! 1117 01:25:25,888 --> 01:25:28,141 Roger, Comms, we have visual. 1118 01:25:28,224 --> 01:25:33,193 Kilo, Foxtrot. We've lost them in the bush. 1119 01:25:36,599 --> 01:25:41,054 OK. Stop the truck, Ricky. I just- stop the truck. I want to get out now. 1120 01:25:41,137 --> 01:25:45,024 I didn't choose the skux life; the skux life chose me. 1121 01:25:45,107 --> 01:25:46,191 Ricky, stop. 1122 01:25:46,274 --> 01:25:47,360 ENGINE REVS Stop! 1123 01:25:47,443 --> 01:25:51,197 Freedom! 1124 01:26:23,946 --> 01:26:25,631 How many bullets do we have? 1125 01:26:25,714 --> 01:26:27,366 Ricky, we've got to stop. 1126 01:26:27,449 --> 01:26:31,019 Never! Come on! 1127 01:26:31,102 --> 01:26:34,674 Mate, this is it for me. Look, I can't go on anymore. My leg is buggered. I can hardly see. 1128 01:26:34,757 --> 01:26:35,508 This is the end. 1129 01:26:49,071 --> 01:26:51,557 Ricky Baker, you get out here this instant, son. 1130 01:26:51,640 --> 01:26:54,227 You've caused a lot of damage to private property today. 1131 01:26:54,310 --> 01:27:02,201 You've taken out this corrugated iron fence. Not cool, not cheap. 1132 01:27:02,284 --> 01:27:05,471 Ricky, this isn't a game. That's real over there. 1133 01:27:05,554 --> 01:27:08,774 They're never gonna stop chasing, ever. We're done. 1134 01:27:08,857 --> 01:27:11,277 I'm not going back! 1135 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,713 Listen, it's over. 1136 01:27:13,796 --> 01:27:14,680 Traitor! 1137 01:27:17,165 --> 01:27:19,485 Give me your gun! Give me it! Oi, you! Give me your gun. 1138 01:27:19,568 --> 01:27:20,402 Where's your taser? 1139 01:27:20,485 --> 01:27:21,320 It's been booked. It's in Wellington. 1140 01:27:21,403 --> 01:27:23,556 Oh for God's sake! 1141 01:27:23,639 --> 01:27:25,091 It wasn't me! 1142 01:27:25,174 --> 01:27:29,629 You idiot, what did I tell you about gun responsibility? 1143 01:27:29,712 --> 01:27:31,330 That's it. I'm giving you up. 1144 01:27:31,413 --> 01:27:33,766 We give up! 1145 01:27:33,849 --> 01:27:36,302 We give up! 1146 01:27:36,385 --> 01:27:38,404 He's molestering me! 1147 01:27:38,487 --> 01:27:40,907 I knew it. 1148 01:27:40,990 --> 01:27:42,842 You little bastard! 1149 01:27:42,925 --> 01:27:44,744 He's a molesterer! 1150 01:27:44,827 --> 01:27:49,949 I'm not! He's lying! I'm not a molesterer! 1151 01:27:50,032 --> 01:27:51,551 I bloody hate you. 1152 01:27:51,634 --> 01:27:53,519 I hate you too, traitor! 1153 01:27:53,602 --> 01:27:58,591 That's it. You're on your own. 1154 01:27:58,674 --> 01:28:01,141 Don't shoot! 1155 01:28:11,620 --> 01:28:16,509 Don't you take another step. 1156 01:28:16,592 --> 01:28:18,927 What do you think you're doing? 1157 01:28:19,010 --> 01:28:21,347 What do you think he's doing, Andy? 1158 01:28:21,430 --> 01:28:23,198 Andy? 1159 01:28:23,281 --> 01:28:25,051 You're not going anywhere. We stick together! 1160 01:28:25,134 --> 01:28:27,787 What, are you gonna shoot me? 1161 01:28:27,870 --> 01:28:29,956 Do it. 1162 01:28:30,039 --> 01:28:31,924 We're family! 1163 01:28:32,007 --> 01:28:33,893 Like hell. 1164 01:28:33,976 --> 01:28:35,494 Go ahead. Shoot me. 1165 01:28:35,577 --> 01:28:38,497 Got you now, perv. 1166 01:28:40,115 --> 01:28:42,317 Oh! 1167 01:28:42,400 --> 01:28:44,604 You shot me! I'm- I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It was an accident! 1168 01:28:48,390 --> 01:28:51,310 I've got him! I've got the package! 1169 01:28:51,393 --> 01:28:55,348 Well done, everybody! Now let's get this precious child out of here! 1170 01:28:55,431 --> 01:28:58,951 I'm sorry, Uncle. No! I'm not your bloody uncle. I didn't mean to! 1171 01:28:59,034 --> 01:29:01,754 Hector Faulkner, you are under arrest. 1172 01:29:01,837 --> 01:29:07,326 Whatever you do or say will be used against you in a court of law! 1173 01:29:07,409 --> 01:29:11,296 Paula! 1174 01:29:11,379 --> 01:29:15,268 Police in NZ don't really say that. That's like an American thing. And you're not a cop. 1175 01:29:15,351 --> 01:29:18,352 It's over. 1176 01:29:32,668 --> 01:29:34,654 Get in. 1177 01:29:34,737 --> 01:29:37,957 Oh! 1178 01:30:17,346 --> 01:30:21,967 Yeah, I found him on my horse, and we had some sausages... 1179 01:30:22,050 --> 01:30:24,970 Uh, I'm a big fan and, uh, managed to scab me a selfie. 1180 01:30:25,053 --> 01:30:28,374 I said that I was the Terminator and he was in fact Sarah Connor. 1181 01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:32,144 I said, "I didn't choose the skux life, uh, the skux life chose me." 1182 01:30:32,227 --> 01:30:34,814 Who is going to give him that upbringing? Is it perhaps...? 1183 01:30:34,897 --> 01:30:43,823 We just want what's best for the child, Your Honour. 1184 01:32:00,148 --> 01:32:02,101 "Mara- Mara-u-ding 1185 01:32:02,184 --> 01:32:07,673 "and plunder... ing the 1186 01:32:07,756 --> 01:32:11,825 "uni... univer... universe... 1187 01:32:13,028 --> 01:32:15,247 "rising... up..." 1188 01:32:15,330 --> 01:32:18,350 Ca-caw! "... aga-" 1189 01:32:18,433 --> 01:32:20,867 Ca-caw! 1190 01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:26,640 Ca-caw, Hec! 1191 01:32:32,014 --> 01:32:34,848 Hi. 1192 01:32:38,353 --> 01:32:42,556 How was jail? Did you shank anyone? 1193 01:32:45,961 --> 01:32:48,180 I'm sorry. 1194 01:32:48,263 --> 01:32:51,150 I'm sorry that I shot you,... 1195 01:32:51,233 --> 01:32:52,985 and I'm sorry that I burnt down your shed. 1196 01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:54,753 That's enough. 1197 01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:56,522 And I'm sorry for what I said that day, about you being a molesterer. 1198 01:32:56,605 --> 01:32:58,858 That really is enough; I'm getting uncomfortable. 1199 01:32:58,941 --> 01:33:04,544 I just got carried away being an outlaw; had too much fun. 1200 01:33:11,119 --> 01:33:15,690 Been doing all right? 1201 01:33:15,773 --> 01:33:20,346 Yeah, I just had to stick it out in a new family for a year. I did. You'll like them. 1202 01:33:20,429 --> 01:33:25,184 Man, you'd love it there. There's heaps of room, they need some help on the farm, 1203 01:33:25,267 --> 01:33:27,286 it's right next to the bush... 1204 01:33:27,369 --> 01:33:31,190 Oh, and I also saved up and got this. 1205 01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:32,825 You want to find that bird? 1206 01:33:32,908 --> 01:33:34,693 Yeah. We'll be famous. 1207 01:33:34,776 --> 01:33:37,830 Nah, you're better off without me, mate. 1208 01:33:37,913 --> 01:33:39,632 Yeah. But I... 1209 01:33:39,715 --> 01:33:43,416 I just thought that... 1210 01:33:46,655 --> 01:33:48,908 OK. 1211 01:33:48,991 --> 01:33:52,192 Sorry. 1212 01:33:58,333 --> 01:34:01,868 Hey. Wait on. 1213 01:34:03,305 --> 01:34:07,359 I've got something to say. 1214 01:34:07,442 --> 01:34:11,830 Me and this fat kid- 1215 01:34:11,913 --> 01:34:18,003 We ran, we ate, and read books. 1216 01:34:18,086 --> 01:34:21,988 And it was the best. 1217 01:34:28,230 --> 01:34:30,830 It was the best. 1218 01:34:32,801 --> 01:34:34,920 Yeah. 1219 01:34:35,003 --> 01:34:39,358 Look, to tell you the truth, 1220 01:34:39,441 --> 01:34:43,862 I can't stand it here. It's full of old people. 1221 01:34:43,945 --> 01:34:48,467 So... you're coming? 1222 01:34:48,550 --> 01:34:52,638 Yeah. Yeah, I'm coming. Wouldn't want a little twerp like you 1223 01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:56,508 to get all the credit for finding a bird. 1224 01:34:56,591 --> 01:34:58,444 Yeah, but I've got one rule- 1225 01:34:58,527 --> 01:35:02,648 you got to let me call you "Uncle". 1226 01:35:02,731 --> 01:35:06,218 Uncle? 1227 01:35:06,301 --> 01:35:08,253 Yeah, I can stand that. 1228 01:35:08,336 --> 01:35:11,390 I've got one rule too. 1229 01:35:11,473 --> 01:35:14,040 Not allowed to shoot me. 1230 01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:30,056 OK, I'll... I'll go and get my toothbrush. 1231 01:35:47,609 --> 01:35:50,062 Here we go. Reckon you can handle it? 1232 01:35:50,145 --> 01:35:53,132 What do you think? 1233 01:35:53,215 --> 01:35:55,467 Reckon you can find that bird? 1234 01:35:55,550 --> 01:35:58,170 Yeah. I think I know where it is. 1235 01:35:58,253 --> 01:36:02,808 Seem to remember it was a pretty beautiful place, was it? 1236 01:36:02,891 --> 01:36:06,426 Yeah. Majestical. 1237 01:36:08,130 --> 01:36:10,282 Come on. Let's go. 1238 01:36:10,365 --> 01:36:12,918 Don't slow me down, old fulla. 1239 01:36:13,001 --> 01:36:17,856 Keep up yourself, young player. Get in my way, I'll have your guts for garters. 1240 01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:21,326 Well, I honestly don't know what "guts for garters" is, so... 1241 01:36:21,409 --> 01:36:22,795 Well, it's gangster talk. 1242 01:36:22,878 --> 01:36:25,397 Yeah. We didn't chose the skux life... 1243 01:36:25,480 --> 01:36:27,466 ... the skux life chose us. 1244 01:36:27,549 --> 01:36:30,936 Yeah. 1245 01:36:32,654 --> 01:36:37,724 1246 01:36:40,095 --> 01:36:45,565 that road is closed. 1247 01:36:47,369 --> 01:36:56,095 you've been away from land too long. 1248 01:36:56,178 --> 01:36:59,012 1249 01:37:01,750 --> 01:37:06,653 1250 01:37:08,590 --> 01:37:13,960 I just seem to care. 1251 01:37:16,598 --> 01:37:19,451 1252 01:37:19,534 --> 01:37:24,823 1253 01:37:24,906 --> 01:37:28,474 1254 01:37:29,744 --> 01:37:32,364 1255 01:37:32,447 --> 01:37:35,648 1256 01:37:37,385 --> 01:37:40,072 1257 01:37:40,155 --> 01:37:43,690 1258 01:37:45,026 --> 01:37:53,218 been away from land too long. 1259 01:37:53,301 --> 01:37:56,836 1260 01:37:58,673 --> 01:38:02,327 1261 01:38:02,410 --> 01:38:06,298 1262 01:38:06,381 --> 01:38:09,001 1263 01:38:09,084 --> 01:38:18,310 1264 01:38:18,393 --> 01:38:21,547 1265 01:38:21,630 --> 01:38:24,197 1266 01:38:25,934 --> 01:38:33,192 you just had to run. 1267 01:38:33,275 --> 01:38:41,366 been away from land too long. 1268 01:38:41,449 --> 01:38:45,270 1269 01:38:45,353 --> 01:38:46,705 1270 01:38:46,788 --> 01:38:49,508 1271 01:38:49,591 --> 01:38:52,725 1272 01:38:54,496 --> 01:38:57,216 1273 01:38:57,299 --> 01:39:00,800 1274 01:39:02,203 --> 01:39:04,957 1275 01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:07,573 1276 01:39:10,211 --> 01:39:12,679 1277 01:39:28,096 --> 01:39:31,617 you are 13 years old, 1278 01:39:31,700 --> 01:39:36,121 and you're as good as gold. 1279 01:39:36,204 --> 01:39:39,691 1280 01:39:39,774 --> 01:39:43,495 1281 01:39:43,578 --> 01:39:47,266 1282 01:39:47,349 --> 01:39:49,568 1283 01:39:49,651 --> 01:39:52,604 1284 01:39:52,687 --> 01:39:56,008 oh, Ricky Baker. 1285 01:39:56,091 --> 01:39:59,745 oh, Ricky Baker. 1286 01:39:59,828 --> 01:40:02,514 1287 01:40:02,597 --> 01:40:06,518