1 00:00:04,420 --> 00:00:06,550 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com -- 2 00:00:21,370 --> 00:00:23,870 I think Dad's still in a bad mood. 3 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:26,171 LOUISE: What tipped you off? The way his mustache is twitching? 4 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:28,710 It looks like a weird little dog having a nightmare. 5 00:00:28,750 --> 00:00:30,733 All right, we're going bowling. 6 00:00:30,758 --> 00:00:32,695 Having fun tonight. Right, Bob? 7 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,558 - BOB: Mm-hmm. - Forgetting our troubles. 8 00:00:34,588 --> 00:00:37,023 Not thinking about that dumb magazine 9 00:00:37,048 --> 00:00:38,967 - and the list we didn't get on. - (Bob moans) 10 00:00:38,992 --> 00:00:40,976 And she mentioned the list. 11 00:00:41,001 --> 00:00:43,389 "Best Burgers on the Shore"? What a joke. 12 00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:45,808 -Bob, it's just a list. Who cares? -I do! 13 00:00:45,848 --> 00:00:48,358 -But you always say lists are stupid. -They are. 14 00:00:48,383 --> 00:00:50,373 Even grocery lists? They remind us to buy pudding. 15 00:00:50,398 --> 00:00:53,273 Dad, if the list is stupid, why do you want to be on it? 16 00:00:53,298 --> 00:00:55,709 Because it would be good for business, Tina. 17 00:00:55,734 --> 00:00:57,608 - Oh, yeah, you're a business. - But, of course, 18 00:00:57,658 --> 00:01:00,318 every restaurant they picked is some new, trendy place. 19 00:01:00,343 --> 00:01:03,368 And they all serve dumb, trendy sweet potato fries. 20 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:06,118 - Here we go. - Yeah, Tina, here we do go. 21 00:01:06,168 --> 00:01:08,100 Sweet potato fries are too sweet, 22 00:01:08,125 --> 00:01:10,498 and they're stupid, and I hate them. 23 00:01:10,523 --> 00:01:12,787 Mom and her hot son like sweet potato fries. 24 00:01:12,812 --> 00:01:13,867 I-I like them, too. 25 00:01:13,892 --> 00:01:16,045 Have you tried regular fries, anyone? 26 00:01:16,070 --> 00:01:18,548 Because they're delicious, and they have the perfect combination 27 00:01:18,573 --> 00:01:20,783 -of crunch and saltiness, and-and-and... - LINDA: Bob. 28 00:01:20,808 --> 00:01:23,273 - Bob, calm down. - No, Dad, keep going. 29 00:01:23,304 --> 00:01:25,363 - This is good stuff. - We know how you feel. 30 00:01:25,388 --> 00:01:27,348 But just for the record, you asked me to order 31 00:01:27,398 --> 00:01:29,738 -50 pounds of sweet potatoes, right? -Yes. 32 00:01:29,768 --> 00:01:32,268 And we're gonna add sweet potato fries to the menu, right? 33 00:01:32,318 --> 00:01:35,148 Yes, because apparently, we have to make these trendy fries 34 00:01:35,173 --> 00:01:37,173 so the list people will like us. 35 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,693 LINDA: Okay. Hey, look we're here. 36 00:01:39,718 --> 00:01:41,631 Bobby, you like bowling, right? 37 00:01:41,656 --> 00:01:43,843 - (Bob grunts) - Or is that me? Crap, it's me. 38 00:01:43,868 --> 00:01:47,828 Ugh, do all of the shoes have a used Kleenex in them? Just mine? 39 00:01:47,868 --> 00:01:49,918 -Brag. -CLEM (over intercom): All right, 40 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:51,838 this is your favorite lane announcer here 41 00:01:51,878 --> 00:01:53,288 to let the Belcher family know 42 00:01:53,313 --> 00:01:55,523 they're cleared for takeoff on lane three. 43 00:01:55,563 --> 00:01:57,853 Wait a second. I-I recognize that voice. 44 00:01:57,878 --> 00:02:00,178 -Gary Busey? -CLEM: Watch your toes when you bowl. 45 00:02:00,218 --> 00:02:02,578 Now here's some nasty rock and roll. 46 00:02:02,968 --> 00:02:04,154 Oh, my God. That's Clem Clements. 47 00:02:04,178 --> 00:02:05,848 Clem whoozit? 48 00:02:05,888 --> 00:02:09,381 Clem Clements was the late night disc jockey on WIXU. 49 00:02:09,406 --> 00:02:11,898 I-I used to listen to him when I'd work late in the restaurant, 50 00:02:11,938 --> 00:02:13,318 back when we first opened 51 00:02:13,343 --> 00:02:15,453 and things were a little touch and go. 52 00:02:15,493 --> 00:02:18,333 - How far we've come. - Clem had this slogan... 53 00:02:18,358 --> 00:02:20,004 CLEM (over radio): This is Clem Clements coming at you 54 00:02:20,028 --> 00:02:22,408 with no plan and no BS. 55 00:02:22,448 --> 00:02:25,328 BOB: He talked a lot. He played, like, whole album sides. 56 00:02:25,368 --> 00:02:27,028 He did the show his way, 57 00:02:27,053 --> 00:02:29,093 - which was inspiring. - (yells) 58 00:02:29,118 --> 00:02:31,208 Huh. So what's he doing working at a bowling alley? 59 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:33,209 - Maybe we should ask him. - I'm gonna do it. 60 00:02:33,234 --> 00:02:36,168 - How-how do I look? - Like a sad man with one bowling shoe on. 61 00:02:36,208 --> 00:02:38,838 And did you do something new with your butt? 62 00:02:39,601 --> 00:02:41,233 Excuse me, Mr. Clements? 63 00:02:41,258 --> 00:02:44,178 Uh, my name's Bob. I-I'm a big fan. 64 00:02:44,203 --> 00:02:45,743 I never thought I'd see you here. 65 00:02:45,768 --> 00:02:46,978 I never thought I'd be here. 66 00:02:47,018 --> 00:02:49,018 Spraying bowling shoes, for God's sake. 67 00:02:49,073 --> 00:02:51,033 But you spray them more than that, right? 68 00:02:51,058 --> 00:02:52,943 - Just wondering. - So what happened? 69 00:02:52,968 --> 00:02:54,728 Why aren't you on the radio anymore? 70 00:02:54,768 --> 00:02:56,398 Eh, the industry went to crap. 71 00:02:56,438 --> 00:02:58,398 First, they wanted me to play songs that were 72 00:02:58,438 --> 00:03:01,028 - "radio friendly." - On the radio? (scoffs) 73 00:03:01,068 --> 00:03:02,797 Yep. I refused. 74 00:03:02,822 --> 00:03:05,118 Then they wanted me to give out prizes on the air. 75 00:03:05,183 --> 00:03:06,763 I refused that, too. 76 00:03:06,788 --> 00:03:08,698 But prizes are kind of fun. 77 00:03:08,748 --> 00:03:10,958 Yeah. I never do anything unless there's a prize. 78 00:03:10,998 --> 00:03:12,958 Kids, the kind of listeners that can be bought 79 00:03:12,983 --> 00:03:14,603 with a T-shirt and bumper stickers 80 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:15,998 are the kind you don't want. 81 00:03:16,063 --> 00:03:17,773 Oh... (quietly): Stickers. 82 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:21,088 Anyway, they fired me and switched to a no-DJ format. 83 00:03:21,128 --> 00:03:23,928 - No DJ? - Yeah, a computer-generated play-list 84 00:03:23,968 --> 00:03:25,848 and prerecorded station I.D.'s. 85 00:03:25,903 --> 00:03:27,943 - They call it the 'Tude. - Ugh. 86 00:03:27,968 --> 00:03:31,772 After that, I got a job offer at a dinky little 40-watt station. 87 00:03:31,797 --> 00:03:34,768 WOFD. But I've got my pride, so... 88 00:03:34,808 --> 00:03:36,768 - So here you are. - Here I am. 89 00:03:36,818 --> 00:03:38,218 Look at us, being here. 90 00:03:38,243 --> 00:03:40,043 Well, thanks for assigning a lane to us. 91 00:03:40,068 --> 00:03:43,170 - Which lane was it again? - You're on lane three. 92 00:03:43,195 --> 00:03:45,593 Oh. Uh, I know on the radio you didn't take requests, 93 00:03:45,618 --> 00:03:48,264 -but could we request lane one? It's... -No. 94 00:03:48,289 --> 00:03:50,513 That's fine. We'll take any lane. 95 00:03:50,538 --> 00:03:52,554 EDDIE 'TUDE (over radio): You're listening to the 'Tude. 96 00:03:52,578 --> 00:03:55,272 Don't like it? Crack open a can of "we don't care." 97 00:03:55,297 --> 00:03:57,313 Ugh, they fired Clem for this? 98 00:03:57,338 --> 00:04:00,373 I thought they were switching to no DJs. Isn't that a DJ? 99 00:04:00,398 --> 00:04:02,983 Yeah. He's a made-up character called Eddie 'Tude. 100 00:04:03,008 --> 00:04:04,218 He has quite the attitude. 101 00:04:04,507 --> 00:04:06,113 Oh, I just got the name. 102 00:04:06,138 --> 00:04:08,428 He's obnoxious, and the music is awful. 103 00:04:08,468 --> 00:04:10,137 But besides that, it's pretty good. 104 00:04:10,138 --> 00:04:11,768 (sighs) So what can I get you? 105 00:04:11,808 --> 00:04:14,228 I'll take a Burger of the Day and, uh, 106 00:04:14,268 --> 00:04:15,978 some of those new sweet potato fries. 107 00:04:16,018 --> 00:04:17,018 - Mm. - Bob... 108 00:04:17,058 --> 00:04:18,662 You like regular fries, right? 109 00:04:18,687 --> 00:04:19,768 Get the regular fries. 110 00:04:19,818 --> 00:04:20,778 My doctor said sweet potato fries 111 00:04:20,818 --> 00:04:22,278 are better for you, actually. 112 00:04:22,318 --> 00:04:23,834 Since when do you listen to your doctor? 113 00:04:23,858 --> 00:04:25,451 -What? -Yogurt's better for you, too, Teddy. 114 00:04:25,476 --> 00:04:27,593 Do you want yogurt fries? 115 00:04:27,618 --> 00:04:30,412 No. I-I like sweet potato fries. What are yogurt fries? 116 00:04:30,437 --> 00:04:32,078 Don't try to serve me yogurt fries. 117 00:04:32,118 --> 00:04:33,938 Sorry, I can't do this, Lin. 118 00:04:33,963 --> 00:04:35,803 Sweet potato fries are officially off the menu. 119 00:04:35,828 --> 00:04:38,918 Okay, okay. Take it easy. It's just fries. 120 00:04:38,958 --> 00:04:41,144 (sighs) You know what? I-I'm gonna call the bowling alley. 121 00:04:41,168 --> 00:04:43,258 I-I want to bring Clem some lunch. 122 00:04:43,298 --> 00:04:45,412 The universe sent him to that bowling alley, 123 00:04:45,437 --> 00:04:47,209 and then it sent me to that bowling alley 124 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:51,098 so he could remind me to stick to my guns about fries. 125 00:04:51,138 --> 00:04:53,678 Uh, permission to go with Dad to see how his freak-out goes? 126 00:04:53,728 --> 00:04:55,717 All of you, go. Keep your dad calm. 127 00:04:55,742 --> 00:04:57,098 Say things like, "Dad, chill out," 128 00:04:57,148 --> 00:04:58,648 and, "Tone it down, old man." 129 00:04:58,703 --> 00:05:00,623 How about "It's all gravy, baby"? 130 00:05:00,648 --> 00:05:03,756 I'll bring him a burger and some regular fries. 131 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:04,911 Yeah, you do that. 132 00:05:05,312 --> 00:05:06,459 You think I could still get 133 00:05:06,499 --> 00:05:08,209 some of those sweet potato fries, Lin? 134 00:05:08,259 --> 00:05:10,351 (whispers): Wait till the scary man leaves. 135 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:13,799 Mm. Mm. Thanks, Bob. 136 00:05:13,839 --> 00:05:15,799 You know, the station manager used to yell at me 137 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:17,559 for doing the show with my mouth full. 138 00:05:17,599 --> 00:05:20,600 Yeah, but you did it anyway. It was cool and-and gross. 139 00:05:20,625 --> 00:05:22,875 - Like neti pots. - He's also the guy 140 00:05:22,925 --> 00:05:25,505 who fired me and told me nobody wants to listen to a DJ 141 00:05:25,545 --> 00:05:27,867 who talks too much and plays whatever he wants. 142 00:05:27,892 --> 00:05:30,586 Well, I want to listen. And I can't be the only one. 143 00:05:30,611 --> 00:05:32,731 I mean, my kids want to listen. Right, kids? 144 00:05:32,756 --> 00:05:35,273 I do. I like this guy's style. 145 00:05:35,298 --> 00:05:37,320 I hope I've burned half as many bridges when I'm his age. 146 00:05:37,345 --> 00:05:38,595 I want to listen, too. 147 00:05:38,620 --> 00:05:39,984 (whispers): What's radio again? 148 00:05:40,009 --> 00:05:41,839 Tell this stuff to my station manager. 149 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:44,508 You know what? I will. I-I'll call the station. 150 00:05:44,556 --> 00:05:46,096 Eh, I don't think you can even reach 151 00:05:46,121 --> 00:05:47,911 a real live person anymore. 152 00:05:47,936 --> 00:05:49,906 Then I'll go there. I'll go right now. 153 00:05:49,931 --> 00:05:51,781 Station manager's not there today. 154 00:05:51,806 --> 00:05:55,260 Okay, tomorrow, then? I mean, I'm pretty fired up now, 155 00:05:55,285 --> 00:05:58,205 but I could get fired up again tomorrow, probably. 156 00:05:58,245 --> 00:06:00,375 - Sure you could, Dad. - Ask your doctor if it's safe 157 00:06:00,415 --> 00:06:02,437 for you to get fired up two days in a row. 158 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,172 Know what? I'll go with you tomorrow. 159 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:06,289 Uh, r-really? Uh, great. 160 00:06:06,314 --> 00:06:08,154 I want to see the look on Vance's face 161 00:06:08,179 --> 00:06:09,809 when he meets a real live fan. 162 00:06:09,834 --> 00:06:11,179 It'll be like this. 163 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:14,922 "Turn off that fan! It's too windy in here!" 164 00:06:18,477 --> 00:06:20,203 So you're just showing up at the radio station? 165 00:06:20,227 --> 00:06:22,267 -Is that the plan? -Well, yeah, we'll march in there 166 00:06:22,317 --> 00:06:24,277 and tell the station manager he made a mistake 167 00:06:24,317 --> 00:06:26,277 throwing away something pure and raw 168 00:06:26,317 --> 00:06:28,697 for something trendy and not raw. 169 00:06:28,737 --> 00:06:30,237 And we'll get Clem his job back. 170 00:06:30,277 --> 00:06:32,277 Probably not. But we can hope. 171 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:33,963 - Come on, kids. - Well, while you do that, 172 00:06:33,987 --> 00:06:35,747 I'm gonna be back here pushing pie. 173 00:06:35,787 --> 00:06:37,907 "We sell pie now?" I ask hopefully. 174 00:06:37,957 --> 00:06:40,143 Yeah, we got to do something with all these sweet potatoes. 175 00:06:40,167 --> 00:06:42,537 So many frickin' sweet potatoes, Bob. 176 00:06:42,587 --> 00:06:44,547 I'm sorry. But I'm glad they're pies. 177 00:06:44,587 --> 00:06:46,047 Sweet potatoes like to be pies. 178 00:06:46,087 --> 00:06:48,157 They were born to be dessert. 179 00:06:48,182 --> 00:06:49,942 All right, we get it. Go. 180 00:06:49,967 --> 00:06:53,257 Tell the pies I'll be back. Wait for me. Wait for me! 181 00:06:54,430 --> 00:06:55,508 Clem, hi. 182 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,124 Hey. Thanks for this, Bob. You're cool. 183 00:06:58,141 --> 00:07:00,578 Oh, my God, Clem Clements just called me cool. 184 00:07:00,603 --> 00:07:02,353 - You heard "cool"? - I heard "stool." 185 00:07:02,378 --> 00:07:04,883 That's a weird ice cream truck. No judgment. 186 00:07:04,908 --> 00:07:06,618 Ugh. The 'Tude Cruiser. 187 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,233 It used to be for live broadcasts. 188 00:07:08,258 --> 00:07:10,666 Now it's for giving away T-shirts at malls. 189 00:07:10,691 --> 00:07:13,151 Ooh. I mean, grr, T-shirts at malls. 190 00:07:13,176 --> 00:07:15,992 You know, we could just light it on fire and call it a day. 191 00:07:16,017 --> 00:07:16,947 Dad, hear him out. 192 00:07:16,972 --> 00:07:19,890 Uh, maybe we should just stick to the other plan. 193 00:07:19,915 --> 00:07:22,062 Nuh-uh. No plan, no BS. 194 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:24,467 Right. I mean, our non-plan plan. 195 00:07:24,492 --> 00:07:26,547 Let's, uh, just go inside? 196 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:30,856 Hey, Mort. You want a slice of sweet potato pie? 197 00:07:30,881 --> 00:07:32,801 Ah, I don't know. What do you say, Teddy? 198 00:07:32,826 --> 00:07:35,125 - Is it worth the calories? - It sure looks good. 199 00:07:35,150 --> 00:07:38,531 Mm. (grunting, groaning) 200 00:07:38,556 --> 00:07:40,196 - Huh. - Teddy? 201 00:07:40,221 --> 00:07:42,406 I'm sorry, Linda. The pie is terrible. 202 00:07:42,431 --> 00:07:43,945 What do you mean, "terrible"? 203 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:45,380 I think it needs more sugar. 204 00:07:45,405 --> 00:07:47,051 Sugar? I didn't add any sugar. 205 00:07:47,076 --> 00:07:49,376 Sweet potatoes are already sweet. It's in the name. 206 00:07:49,401 --> 00:07:50,099 Huh. 207 00:07:50,124 --> 00:07:52,191 And I was out of cinnamon and a couple other things. 208 00:07:52,223 --> 00:07:54,670 I improvised. Like jazz, but it's a pie. 209 00:07:54,695 --> 00:07:55,547 Let me try. 210 00:07:56,797 --> 00:07:58,616 I think it's... (gagging) 211 00:07:58,781 --> 00:08:00,281 It's not totally... 212 00:08:00,331 --> 00:08:01,951 I'm sorry, it's awful. 213 00:08:02,001 --> 00:08:03,631 So, big deal. You messed up one pie. 214 00:08:03,661 --> 00:08:05,411 Ten. I messed up ten pies. 215 00:08:05,461 --> 00:08:08,539 - Oof. You messed up ten pies? - (moans) 216 00:08:08,564 --> 00:08:11,904 Hey, on the bright side, maybe that's a record of some sort? 217 00:08:11,929 --> 00:08:13,316 It's got to be, right? Look it up, Mort. 218 00:08:13,341 --> 00:08:14,721 Pretending to look it up, 219 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,881 wishing I hadn't come in here today. 220 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:19,091 VANCE: So, let me get this straight, Clem. 221 00:08:19,116 --> 00:08:21,736 You're rolling into the 'Tude with four randos, 222 00:08:21,761 --> 00:08:24,246 three of whom I definitely suspect are children, 223 00:08:24,271 --> 00:08:26,000 to tell me that I'm wrong? 224 00:08:26,025 --> 00:08:27,985 - That's right. - And to take his job back. 225 00:08:28,010 --> 00:08:32,014 Uh, yeah. Uh, we're-we're fans, and, um, we-we like Clem. 226 00:08:32,039 --> 00:08:33,731 - Powerful. - And you are... ? 227 00:08:33,781 --> 00:08:34,936 Bob. I-I'm Bob. 228 00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:36,781 You couldn't have done this over the phone, Bob? 229 00:08:36,821 --> 00:08:38,750 Well, Clem said no one answers the phone here. 230 00:08:38,775 --> 00:08:40,320 Uh, we answer the phone. 231 00:08:40,345 --> 00:08:42,636 Yes, but there's a difficult-to-navigate menu 232 00:08:42,661 --> 00:08:43,991 of automated options. 233 00:08:44,041 --> 00:08:45,871 Going great, Dad. You got this. 234 00:08:45,911 --> 00:08:47,961 - Uh, Vance, I-I know you just met me... - Yes. 235 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:50,541 Louise, stop. I know you just met me, and this is, um, 236 00:08:50,591 --> 00:08:52,391 weird, but please, hear me out. 237 00:08:52,421 --> 00:08:55,091 Little advice... um, usually, when people say "hear me out... " 238 00:08:55,131 --> 00:08:56,603 (grunts) ... they follow it up with something coherent. 239 00:08:56,628 --> 00:08:57,226 Ow. 240 00:08:57,251 --> 00:08:58,279 - Yeah, fi... - So, got to go now. 241 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,891 - Wait, I... - Yeah, talking about you. 242 00:08:59,931 --> 00:09:02,221 (sighs) I didn't rehearse what I was gonna say. 243 00:09:02,261 --> 00:09:04,641 I-I didn't know I was gonna break into song. 244 00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:07,181 - Yeah, that came out of nowhere. - Huh, look. 245 00:09:07,231 --> 00:09:08,141 That's my old booth. 246 00:09:08,191 --> 00:09:09,981 Wow. There it is. 247 00:09:10,006 --> 00:09:11,389 Underwhelming. But in a great way? 248 00:09:11,414 --> 00:09:13,256 Oh. Are-are we allowed to... ? 249 00:09:13,281 --> 00:09:16,121 Eh, who cares? They don't use it anymore. 250 00:09:16,531 --> 00:09:18,281 Wow, it's just like I imagined it. 251 00:09:18,321 --> 00:09:22,136 There's a microphone and a-a board with knobs. 252 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,117 - Good imagination, Dad. - PATRICK: Hi, Clem. 253 00:09:24,141 --> 00:09:24,870 (shouts) 254 00:09:24,871 --> 00:09:27,057 I-I thought you said they don't use the booth anymore, Clem. 255 00:09:27,081 --> 00:09:28,331 They don't use the booth. 256 00:09:28,371 --> 00:09:30,711 They use the engineer. That's Patrick. 257 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:33,671 He was the engineer for my show, and he could've left with me, 258 00:09:33,711 --> 00:09:36,453 but he stuck around because he likes "working for money." 259 00:09:36,478 --> 00:09:38,928 Mm. That voice. It really lights up the equalizers. 260 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,656 Nice to hear you again. 261 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:43,431 What's it like running the board for a fake DJ, Patrick? 262 00:09:43,456 --> 00:09:45,431 Eddie 'Tude may be fake, but he's the number one 263 00:09:45,471 --> 00:09:47,101 drive-time DJ in the market. 264 00:09:47,141 --> 00:09:48,695 Successful but imaginary. 265 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:51,136 - Like Gene's friend Ken. - True. Hey! 266 00:09:51,191 --> 00:09:53,111 I'll bet you miss being in that chair, huh? 267 00:09:53,151 --> 00:09:54,861 Yep. Lot of memories. 268 00:09:54,901 --> 00:09:56,797 Lot of blood, sweat and farts in that chair. 269 00:09:56,822 --> 00:09:59,928 I'm getting mostly farts. Oh, wait, there's the sweat. 270 00:09:59,953 --> 00:10:01,201 You must miss this. 271 00:10:01,241 --> 00:10:03,347 Do you want a picture of yourself sitting in the chair, 272 00:10:03,386 --> 00:10:05,568 - or-or is that dumb? - Huh. 273 00:10:05,593 --> 00:10:07,676 Hey, do... do you think I could sit in the chair? 274 00:10:07,701 --> 00:10:09,371 Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. Knock yourself out. 275 00:10:09,411 --> 00:10:11,795 Really? Great. Louise, get a picture of me leaning in 276 00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:14,733 and holding the microphone like I'm about to say something cool. 277 00:10:14,758 --> 00:10:17,678 (chuckles): I am so embarrassed for that microphone right now. 278 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:18,928 (Clem grunting) 279 00:10:18,968 --> 00:10:21,133 BOB: Um... Clem? 280 00:10:21,158 --> 00:10:24,098 -What-what are you doing? -Just moving this couch over here. 281 00:10:24,138 --> 00:10:26,017 Seeing how it looks blocking the door. 282 00:10:26,018 --> 00:10:27,348 Can I have that mic for a second? 283 00:10:27,398 --> 00:10:28,601 Oh, my God. You're-you're not... 284 00:10:28,626 --> 00:10:30,015 Sorry for this interruption 285 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,318 to your regularly scheduled fraud-cast. 286 00:10:32,358 --> 00:10:35,726 This is Clem Clements, coming at you with no plan and no BS. 287 00:10:35,751 --> 00:10:37,226 Patrick, don't you hit that button. 288 00:10:37,251 --> 00:10:40,238 Folks, open up your ears for some weird. 289 00:10:40,288 --> 00:10:43,298 - You with me, Bob? - Wha-what is happening? 290 00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:44,804 Patrick, open the door. Open the door right now. 291 00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:46,368 Patrick, don't. Look at me, Patrick. 292 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:47,998 - Patrick, look at me. - Say my name. 293 00:10:48,038 --> 00:10:50,588 - CLEM: Patrick, say my name. - BOB: Oh, my God, 294 00:10:50,628 --> 00:10:51,958 oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God. 295 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:52,959 (laughing): Yes! 296 00:10:52,984 --> 00:10:54,704 - We are live, people! - No. No, no, no, no. 297 00:10:57,693 --> 00:10:59,929 Open the door. I am so serious right now. 298 00:10:59,954 --> 00:11:02,073 Clem, he sounds so serious. 299 00:11:02,098 --> 00:11:03,515 I-I should open the door. 300 00:11:03,540 --> 00:11:05,364 Hey, listeners, that quavery voice you're hearing 301 00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:06,836 is my friend Bob. 302 00:11:06,861 --> 00:11:08,938 He's kind of the reason I'm talking to you today. 303 00:11:08,963 --> 00:11:10,539 No, no, no. I... Hi. 304 00:11:10,564 --> 00:11:12,101 You got your offspring here, right, Bob? 305 00:11:12,126 --> 00:11:14,211 - Tell everyone your names, kids. - Clem, listen. 306 00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:16,498 I'm Gene, the boy with the golden voice. 307 00:11:16,528 --> 00:11:17,890 - And golden ding-dong. - BOB: Gene! 308 00:11:17,915 --> 00:11:19,820 -CLEM: And you? -I don't think we should be doing this, 309 00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:21,754 but I always wanted to talk on the radio, so... 310 00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,172 'Sup? I'm Tina. 311 00:11:23,197 --> 00:11:26,288 And I am a pillar of fire with hammer hands. 312 00:11:26,328 --> 00:11:28,297 You can't see me. You can't tell me I'm not. 313 00:11:28,322 --> 00:11:29,982 Okay, I-I'm opening the door. 314 00:11:30,007 --> 00:11:32,265 Before you do that, Bob, can I have a word? 315 00:11:32,290 --> 00:11:34,170 Patrick, dig up one of our old tracks. 316 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:35,195 Oh, oh, give us the mic. 317 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,680 Five minutes of fart sounds? 318 00:11:36,705 --> 00:11:38,984 - Sure. Go nuts. - (blowing raspberry) 319 00:11:39,054 --> 00:11:41,264 Don't open the door. This is what we wanted. 320 00:11:41,289 --> 00:11:42,669 I got my job back. 321 00:11:42,694 --> 00:11:44,323 This isn't getting your job back. 322 00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:46,148 This is you barricading yourself in this room. 323 00:11:46,178 --> 00:11:47,228 They're very different. 324 00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:48,388 I thought we were a team. 325 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:50,308 But hey, you do what you got to do. 326 00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,213 Me, I'm gonna plug my iPod into that console 327 00:11:52,238 --> 00:11:53,562 and put it on shuffle. 328 00:11:53,587 --> 00:11:55,837 And if some of my spoken-word poetry plays, 329 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:58,079 some of my spoken-word poetry plays. 330 00:11:58,104 --> 00:11:59,604 (shuddering) 331 00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:02,781 So, the animal shelter won't take the pies. 332 00:12:02,806 --> 00:12:05,234 Figures. Probably a bunch of snobby poodles. 333 00:12:05,259 --> 00:12:07,469 Oh, what are we gonna do with these things? 334 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,284 I don't know. Mm. I mean, they're really... 335 00:12:10,309 --> 00:12:11,773 they're not good pies. 336 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,548 Here, let me try this one. 337 00:12:13,798 --> 00:12:15,758 - Oh, awful! Gross. - Mm. Ugh. 338 00:12:15,783 --> 00:12:16,929 Pass the whipped cream, please. 339 00:12:16,954 --> 00:12:19,640 - Hold on. Mm. Mm. - Oh. Mm. 340 00:12:19,665 --> 00:12:22,875 - (both grunting repeatedly) - Little more. 341 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,450 (door opens, bells jingle) 342 00:12:24,566 --> 00:12:27,526 -Hey, check it out. Bob's on the radio. -What? 343 00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:30,801 CLEM (on radio): That sound you hear is not the world's longest drum solo. 344 00:12:30,826 --> 00:12:33,666 It's a security guard pounding on the studio door. 345 00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:35,293 BOB (on radio): Yeah, and he's mad. 346 00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:37,586 - W-We could get arrested. - What? Bob. 347 00:12:37,611 --> 00:12:40,490 GENE: Question... Now can you play the world's longest drum solo? 348 00:12:40,515 --> 00:12:41,448 CLEM: Cuing it up. 349 00:12:41,488 --> 00:12:43,254 - Oh, my God! My babies! - (drum solo playing) 350 00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:46,258 No one said anything about my new haircut... ! 351 00:12:47,273 --> 00:12:49,618 CLEM: Before we blast these tunes to the moon, 352 00:12:49,658 --> 00:12:51,000 this might be a good time to check in 353 00:12:51,025 --> 00:12:52,803 with my old friend-gineer Patrick. 354 00:12:52,843 --> 00:12:54,343 Used to be just us humans, 355 00:12:54,368 --> 00:12:56,448 before the robot radio revolution. 356 00:12:56,473 --> 00:12:58,483 How are the robots treating you, Patrick? 357 00:12:58,548 --> 00:13:00,588 Mm, fair. Not many people work here now. 358 00:13:00,643 --> 00:13:03,153 The company Christmas party is just me and Vance. 359 00:13:03,178 --> 00:13:05,298 It takes all the fun out of Secret Santa. 360 00:13:05,323 --> 00:13:07,469 Excuse me, Clem, where's your slide whistle sound effect, 361 00:13:07,494 --> 00:13:09,414 in case a zinger comes to me later? 362 00:13:09,439 --> 00:13:11,699 I would also like to request a record scratch 363 00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:13,264 followed by a laser sound. 364 00:13:13,289 --> 00:13:15,169 Normally, I'm not a sound effects guy, 365 00:13:15,194 --> 00:13:16,404 but I'll do it this once. 366 00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,439 (slide whistle, record scratch, laser, spanking) 367 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,503 (crying baby, sad trombone) 368 00:13:21,528 --> 00:13:23,453 Crying baby into sad trombone? 369 00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:24,843 Are you Mozart? 370 00:13:24,908 --> 00:13:26,488 - (phone ringing) - Hello? 371 00:13:26,528 --> 00:13:28,584 Patrick, it's Vance. Shut them down right now. 372 00:13:28,609 --> 00:13:29,658 Don't you have a button for that? 373 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:31,983 - I do have a button. - Then push it. 374 00:13:32,008 --> 00:13:35,138 Yeah, but if I push the button, they're gonna come in here 375 00:13:35,163 --> 00:13:36,413 and also push the button, 376 00:13:36,438 --> 00:13:38,028 which would undo my button pushing, 377 00:13:38,053 --> 00:13:39,933 and we're just back to where we started. 378 00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,434 Damn it, Patrick, you're getting too technical. 379 00:13:41,459 --> 00:13:42,959 We are in deep doo-doo here. 380 00:13:42,984 --> 00:13:44,824 It is code red over at corporate. 381 00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,979 - Code red? Uh-oh. - Yeah. Now, I'd call the cops myself, 382 00:13:47,004 --> 00:13:48,990 but corporate said I got to handle this quietly. 383 00:13:49,015 --> 00:13:50,453 And I don't know how to handle this at all. 384 00:13:50,478 --> 00:13:52,238 GENE: You're doing great. 385 00:13:52,263 --> 00:13:54,263 Who is that? Patrick, tell me I'm not on the air. 386 00:13:54,288 --> 00:13:56,553 - My fault. You're on the air. - Damn it! 387 00:13:56,578 --> 00:13:59,308 But now we're not on the air, so you can say anything you want. 388 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:01,413 Okay, good. Clem, I don't know how to handle this, 389 00:14:01,438 --> 00:14:03,068 and I feel like I'm gonna cry. 390 00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,343 Oh, I'm so sorry, we were on the air. 391 00:14:05,368 --> 00:14:06,858 No! They tricked me! 392 00:14:06,883 --> 00:14:09,093 Bob's got his phone off. Oh, God. 393 00:14:09,118 --> 00:14:11,198 Teddy, you brought one of the pies? 394 00:14:11,223 --> 00:14:13,484 I thought maybe it would taste better in the truck. 395 00:14:13,788 --> 00:14:16,168 - (radio tuning) - LINDA: Oh, where's the station? 396 00:14:16,208 --> 00:14:17,724 Could you, uh, pass the... there's a fork 397 00:14:17,748 --> 00:14:19,274 in the glove compartment, glove compartment fork. 398 00:14:19,298 --> 00:14:21,098 BOB (on radio): Clem, I think we can 399 00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:23,088 - sign off now, right? - There's Bob! 400 00:14:23,128 --> 00:14:25,468 Bob, Bob, get out of there! It's me, Linda! 401 00:14:25,508 --> 00:14:28,548 Listen to your wife. We both love you very much. 402 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:30,218 Teddy, go, go faster. 403 00:14:30,258 --> 00:14:32,178 BOB: Where are you going with this, Clem? 404 00:14:32,203 --> 00:14:34,219 You're-you're not getting hired back at this station 405 00:14:34,244 --> 00:14:35,781 after you hijacked it. 406 00:14:35,806 --> 00:14:38,046 - "Hijacked" is a strong word. - Soft-jacked? 407 00:14:38,071 --> 00:14:39,437 - Soft-jacked. - Guys. 408 00:14:39,462 --> 00:14:42,156 Where I'm going with this is let's have some more fun 409 00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:43,633 before they break the door down. 410 00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:45,568 So sit back, we're gonna be here a while, 411 00:14:45,608 --> 00:14:47,778 'cause that's a really serious door, which, by the way, 412 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:50,063 was gonna be the name of The Doors, but it sounded 413 00:14:50,088 --> 00:14:52,133 - too serious. - First off, love it. 414 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:54,908 One question... bathroom. Where should I go in this room? 415 00:14:54,958 --> 00:14:57,828 - Oh. Maybe hold it? - So, that corner? 416 00:14:57,878 --> 00:14:59,888 - Louise, no. - You got three other options. 417 00:14:59,918 --> 00:15:03,258 Whatever we're doing, let's make a decision. Storm's a-coming. 418 00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:06,128 The little girl goes out, you stay in the hallway. 419 00:15:06,153 --> 00:15:08,039 - Do we have a deal? - Absolutely. 420 00:15:08,064 --> 00:15:11,758 - Fellas, got to move this along. - Okay, I'm opening the door now. 421 00:15:11,783 --> 00:15:13,009 - Great. Do it. - (both grunting) 422 00:15:13,058 --> 00:15:14,348 Oh, boy. 423 00:15:14,388 --> 00:15:16,279 (straining): I thought we had a deal. 424 00:15:16,304 --> 00:15:17,348 (straining): We do have a deal. 425 00:15:17,373 --> 00:15:19,633 - You're trying to get in. - No, I'm not. 426 00:15:19,658 --> 00:15:21,408 It really seems like you are. 427 00:15:21,478 --> 00:15:24,108 I don't know, maybe he just likes the way that feels. 428 00:15:24,133 --> 00:15:26,078 Yes, exactly. He's right. 429 00:15:26,103 --> 00:15:28,958 - Aha! I was trying to get in. - I knew it. 430 00:15:29,028 --> 00:15:31,068 - Damn it. - I'm so sorry, I'm really sorry, 431 00:15:31,093 --> 00:15:32,883 - and I got to go. - That's it, Clem. 432 00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:36,078 Your little stunt is over, and let me tell you something else... 433 00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,278 The 'Tude is a hit, and you're just a moldy oldie 434 00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:40,143 who does things weird. 435 00:15:40,168 --> 00:15:41,668 -Geez. -Ouch. -Yikes. 436 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:43,967 I'll see you at the bowling alley, tomorrow, 437 00:15:43,992 --> 00:15:45,814 for my son's birthday party. You know we're coming, right? 438 00:15:45,838 --> 00:15:47,008 I-I think we confirmed? 439 00:15:47,048 --> 00:15:48,314 LOUISE: I haven't found the bathroom, 440 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,088 but I found a bunch of paper cups. 441 00:15:50,138 --> 00:15:52,848 Ah... Not a good aim. We should go. 442 00:15:52,888 --> 00:15:55,178 Clem, he-he didn't mean what he said. 443 00:15:55,218 --> 00:15:57,808 I mean, he did. I don't know why I started that way. 444 00:15:57,848 --> 00:16:01,478 He's right, though. I guess I'll, uh... I'll see you around. 445 00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,083 Kids, I forgot your names, but bye. 446 00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:05,968 - Bye, radio man. - Clem, wait! 447 00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:08,043 - Th-Th-The 'Tude Cruiser. - Yeah? 448 00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,158 -You said you can broadcast from there. -Yeah? 449 00:16:10,198 --> 00:16:12,988 Well, what if we borrowed it? Wh-Where are the keys? 450 00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,643 - I have keys. - Patrick? 451 00:16:14,668 --> 00:16:16,508 You quit in support of Clem? 452 00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:18,993 You could say that, but really, I got fired. 453 00:16:19,018 --> 00:16:20,223 Oh, sorry, buddy. 454 00:16:20,248 --> 00:16:22,687 I was gonna quit anyway, in ten years. 455 00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:25,378 I like your idea, Bob. Want to go for a ride? 456 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:26,933 Ready to roll, everybody? 457 00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:28,378 - Yes, yes, yes! - Yeah! 458 00:16:28,418 --> 00:16:30,878 Let's do this. Oh, wait, that's my neighbor's key. 459 00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:32,298 I'm looking after her cat. 460 00:16:32,348 --> 00:16:34,500 - Aw. - Let's do this. 461 00:16:37,007 --> 00:16:39,023 - CLEM: So, what are we doing? - BOB: First, we get back 462 00:16:39,048 --> 00:16:40,921 on the air, which means we have to park somewhere 463 00:16:40,946 --> 00:16:42,859 - and set up, right, Patrick? - Exactly. 464 00:16:42,884 --> 00:16:45,178 - CLEM: Then what? - Uh, then we open the phones 465 00:16:45,203 --> 00:16:46,518 and talk to the people. 466 00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:48,187 I bet you got through to a lot of them today. 467 00:16:48,211 --> 00:16:50,420 -And they're gonna want Clem back? -Uh, yeah. 468 00:16:50,445 --> 00:16:53,170 Uh, you know there are no phones in the 'Tude Cruiser, right? 469 00:16:53,195 --> 00:16:54,320 Crap, really? 470 00:16:54,345 --> 00:16:56,764 But you could hold a cell phone up to the mic. 471 00:16:56,789 --> 00:16:59,209 So, give out my phone number over the radio? 472 00:16:59,234 --> 00:17:02,050 Worried about stalkers? It's okay, you'll get one. 473 00:17:02,075 --> 00:17:03,641 Where are we gonna park the 'Tude Cruiser? 474 00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:05,221 How about at that restaurant over there? 475 00:17:05,245 --> 00:17:06,585 And I'm not just saying that 476 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:08,132 because we missed lunch. Okay, I am. 477 00:17:08,157 --> 00:17:11,164 Oh, my God. That place is on the list. 478 00:17:11,189 --> 00:17:13,000 "Best Burgers on the Shore." 479 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:14,360 You carry that around? 480 00:17:14,385 --> 00:17:15,845 Yeah, it's his super cool way 481 00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:17,320 of showing how little he cares about it. 482 00:17:17,345 --> 00:17:18,941 Patrick, this thing we're about to do, 483 00:17:18,965 --> 00:17:20,675 - will it be loud? - Yes. 484 00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:23,539 Loud enough to annoy trendy people trying to eat lunch? 485 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:26,992 - Probably. - Then we park there. 486 00:17:28,790 --> 00:17:30,330 I don't get it. 487 00:17:30,355 --> 00:17:31,711 They said Bob and the kids left already, 488 00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:32,921 but the car's still here. 489 00:17:32,938 --> 00:17:34,858 Whoa, there's signs of a struggle in there. 490 00:17:34,883 --> 00:17:36,250 Nah, that's how it always looks. 491 00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:38,211 Come on, back in the truck. Is there any pie left? 492 00:17:38,236 --> 00:17:39,992 A little bit that I was gonna save for later, 493 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,227 but, uh, yeah, I mean, I guess you can have some. 494 00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,524 I see a lot of sweet potato fries. 495 00:17:45,549 --> 00:17:47,257 Don't believe the hype, people! 496 00:17:47,282 --> 00:17:49,112 Save it for the airwaves, big guy. 497 00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:51,297 So I used the restaurant Wi-Fi to access 498 00:17:51,322 --> 00:17:53,984 the 'Tude transmitter site and hack the audio encoder. 499 00:17:54,009 --> 00:17:56,089 How'd you do that? I'm hack-curious. 500 00:17:56,114 --> 00:17:59,632 Maybe "hack" is a strong word. They never set up a password. 501 00:17:59,657 --> 00:18:02,577 - I just logged on. - And we're back, folks. 502 00:18:02,602 --> 00:18:04,522 Sorry for that rude interruption, 503 00:18:04,547 --> 00:18:06,757 or should I say, "'Tude interruption." 504 00:18:06,782 --> 00:18:07,782 Nice! 505 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:10,878 - They're back on the air. - Now what? 506 00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:13,073 - Just drive. - And never look back? 507 00:18:13,098 --> 00:18:15,781 - No, and find Bob. - We don't even know where he is. 508 00:18:15,806 --> 00:18:18,266 Right, right. Okay, just drive, then. 509 00:18:18,291 --> 00:18:18,814 (cell phone buzzing) 510 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,097 CLEM: The phone lines are really lighting up. 511 00:18:20,122 --> 00:18:22,518 I mean, it's just the one line, but it's vibrating like crazy. 512 00:18:22,543 --> 00:18:24,429 Dad has that thing set to shiatsu. 513 00:18:24,454 --> 00:18:26,632 Put it on my back. Oh, wait, I just got another idea. 514 00:18:26,657 --> 00:18:27,625 - Gene. - (cell phone beeps) 515 00:18:27,650 --> 00:18:29,796 First caller who isn't Vance at the station. 516 00:18:29,821 --> 00:18:31,991 Vance, stop calling. Stop it. I hate you. 517 00:18:32,016 --> 00:18:33,976 - First caller, you're on. - ROBO-CALLER: Hello. 518 00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:36,041 The reason for this call is to let you know 519 00:18:36,066 --> 00:18:37,696 you're now eligible for interest rates 520 00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:39,141 as low as six percent. 521 00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:40,256 Whoa, Dad, congrats. 522 00:18:40,281 --> 00:18:42,289 Does this mean one of us can go to college? 523 00:18:42,314 --> 00:18:44,250 - (cell phone beeps) - Next caller. You're on the air. 524 00:18:44,275 --> 00:18:46,315 LINDA (echoing): Oh, thank God, I got through! 525 00:18:46,340 --> 00:18:47,968 - (echoing): Linda? - Bob. 526 00:18:47,993 --> 00:18:49,503 Linda, turn down your radio. 527 00:18:49,528 --> 00:18:50,608 I just want to say... 528 00:18:50,633 --> 00:18:52,183 Whoa, my voice sounds weird. 529 00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:53,578 Turn down the radio, Linda. 530 00:18:53,603 --> 00:18:55,476 (echoing): Oh, we got to turn down the radio. 531 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,039 (echoing stops): Linda, why are you calling? 532 00:18:57,064 --> 00:18:58,937 We're kind of looking for Clem Clements fans right now. 533 00:18:58,962 --> 00:19:00,722 Bob, where are you? 534 00:19:00,747 --> 00:19:03,997 We're at an undisclosed location, but we might be near 535 00:19:04,022 --> 00:19:05,208 one of the restaurants on the list. 536 00:19:05,233 --> 00:19:07,718 The list? Oh, Bob, let it go. 537 00:19:07,743 --> 00:19:09,490 Don't worry, Mom. He's handling it really well. 538 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,078 TINA: No, he's not, Mom. 539 00:19:11,103 --> 00:19:12,484 He's shouting at people eating sweet potato fries. 540 00:19:12,509 --> 00:19:15,719 Only that one guy, Tina, and that couple. 541 00:19:15,744 --> 00:19:17,704 - I mean, a couple couples. - Bob, listen. 542 00:19:17,729 --> 00:19:19,945 Trendy stuff is just trendy. So what? 543 00:19:19,970 --> 00:19:21,625 You care about what you do. 544 00:19:21,650 --> 00:19:23,440 (over speakers): And you're stubborn, 545 00:19:23,465 --> 00:19:25,562 and sometimes that means not everyone's gonna like you, 546 00:19:25,587 --> 00:19:27,156 but the people who like you really like you. 547 00:19:27,181 --> 00:19:28,601 And that's who you do it for, 548 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,296 not some dumb list. 549 00:19:30,663 --> 00:19:34,500 (sighs) Thanks, Linda. Uh, that's nice of you to say. 550 00:19:34,525 --> 00:19:37,735 - Mmm. No sweat, baby. - Are you... What are you eating? 551 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,720 EDDIE 'TUDE (on radio): T-T-T-T-Tude FM. 552 00:19:39,745 --> 00:19:41,984 Cram this in your sound hole. 553 00:19:42,009 --> 00:19:43,639 Crap, the 'Tude is back. 554 00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:45,664 - Patrick, do your thing. - I can't. 555 00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,439 They locked me out, which is fair. 556 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,610 (sighs) Well, I guess that's it. 557 00:19:49,635 --> 00:19:51,711 (sighs) Sorry I dragged you into this, 558 00:19:51,736 --> 00:19:53,536 but it sounds like you're doing all right. 559 00:19:53,561 --> 00:19:56,187 I mean, you've got your loyal customers and your family. 560 00:19:56,212 --> 00:19:58,922 Yeah, but you've got, um, well, you know... 561 00:19:58,947 --> 00:20:01,947 Right, I have, uh... 562 00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:03,682 Free bowling shoes? 563 00:20:03,707 --> 00:20:06,087 Do you have a bow and arrow? That's something. 564 00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:07,414 - (cell phone buzzing) - No. 565 00:20:07,439 --> 00:20:08,336 Dad, your phone keeps buzzing. 566 00:20:08,361 --> 00:20:09,781 Oh. Hello? 567 00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:11,056 Y-Yeah, he's here. 568 00:20:11,081 --> 00:20:12,382 - Is it for Clem? - Hello? 569 00:20:12,407 --> 00:20:13,747 CALLER 1: Hey, Clem Clements? 570 00:20:13,772 --> 00:20:14,958 - Yeah? - I was listening to you, 571 00:20:14,983 --> 00:20:16,653 but then the 'Tude came back, 572 00:20:16,678 --> 00:20:18,758 but then you came back, then the 'Tude came back. 573 00:20:18,783 --> 00:20:19,742 Are you gonna come back or what? 574 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:20,828 I think we're done, buddy. 575 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,734 No, that sucks! 576 00:20:22,759 --> 00:20:25,009 Wait, there's someone else calling. Hello? 577 00:20:25,034 --> 00:20:26,560 CALLER 2: 'Tude stinks! Bring back Clem! 578 00:20:26,585 --> 00:20:28,585 Oh, there's another call. Hello? 579 00:20:28,610 --> 00:20:30,950 CALLER 3: Hey, Clem, it's Dan over at WOFD. 580 00:20:30,975 --> 00:20:32,718 We talked a while back. 581 00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:34,333 You know, our offer still stands. 582 00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:36,938 - We love what you did today. - Whoa, hey, Dan. 583 00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:39,753 I got to say, right now it's nice to be appreciated. 584 00:20:39,835 --> 00:20:41,742 I tell you what, I will work for you 585 00:20:41,767 --> 00:20:43,363 if you hire Patrick as my engineer. 586 00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:45,178 That is great news! 587 00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:47,673 The shift we have right now is midnight to 8:00 a.m. 588 00:20:47,698 --> 00:20:49,828 -We'll be there. -Oh, that's when I do my sleeping. 589 00:20:49,853 --> 00:20:50,556 (siren wailing) 590 00:20:50,581 --> 00:20:52,664 Uh, sorry, caller. Uh, do you guys hear that? 591 00:20:52,704 --> 00:20:54,994 - Uh-oh. - Time to move. - What should we do? 592 00:20:55,019 --> 00:20:56,319 Push this sucker off the pier? 593 00:20:56,344 --> 00:20:57,844 - Maybe. - Maybe not. 594 00:20:57,869 --> 00:20:59,906 - Maybe just return it. - Oh, boo. 595 00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,468 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 596 00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,363 ♪ Are the best french fries ♪ 597 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,178 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 598 00:21:05,203 --> 00:21:07,163 ♪ They're just very good fries ♪ 599 00:21:07,188 --> 00:21:08,988 ♪ Sweet potato fries ♪ 600 00:21:09,013 --> 00:21:10,992 ♪ Are overrated ♪ 601 00:21:11,017 --> 00:21:12,277 ♪ Baby ♪ 602 00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:14,132 ♪ You've got to have reg... ♪ 603 00:21:14,157 --> 00:21:16,368 ♪ You've got to have regular fries ♪ 604 00:21:16,393 --> 00:21:18,265 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 605 00:21:18,290 --> 00:21:19,960 ♪ They're the best french fries ♪ 606 00:21:19,985 --> 00:21:21,735 ♪ Regular fries ♪ 607 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:23,800 ♪ They're just very, very, very good fries ♪ 608 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:25,535 ♪ Sweet potato fries ♪ 609 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:30,523 ♪ They're overrated, baby ♪ 610 00:21:30,594 --> 00:21:33,100 ♪ You've got to have regular... ♪ 611 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,796 - Synced and corrected by ChrisKe - -- for www.addic7ed.com --