1 00:01:10,062 --> 00:01:12,099 Imagine you're dead. 2 00:01:13,832 --> 00:01:17,075 Feel yourself go numb. 3 00:01:18,103 --> 00:01:21,026 Start with your fingers, 4 00:01:21,106 --> 00:01:23,162 move to your hands, 5 00:01:23,242 --> 00:01:24,797 your wrists, 6 00:01:24,877 --> 00:01:27,533 right on up to your elbows. 7 00:01:27,613 --> 00:01:31,103 Everything is dead. 8 00:01:34,286 --> 00:01:37,076 If we can imagine our own deaths 9 00:01:37,156 --> 00:01:39,678 but still manage to come back to life, 10 00:01:39,758 --> 00:01:43,763 then it proves that we can survive anything. 11 00:01:47,266 --> 00:01:49,888 Now, don't be afraid. 12 00:01:49,968 --> 00:01:52,847 Own the moment. 13 00:01:55,107 --> 00:01:58,097 If you're in control, then the chaos 14 00:01:58,177 --> 00:02:02,334 will happen around you, and not to you. 15 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,737 You understand? 16 00:02:04,817 --> 00:02:07,039 The camera's in the hat? 17 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:09,622 Yep, it sure is. 18 00:02:10,989 --> 00:02:12,662 Look. 19 00:02:14,526 --> 00:02:16,148 I hope this works. 20 00:02:16,228 --> 00:02:19,218 Oh, three months of prep, it's gonna be perfect. 21 00:02:19,298 --> 00:02:22,621 Okay, I'll punch in at nine, same as always. 22 00:02:22,701 --> 00:02:24,923 Give me 20 minutes, we should have a good crowd by then. 23 00:02:25,003 --> 00:02:27,359 Can I taste the fake blood again, Mom? 24 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:30,929 No, honey, the bag is sealed. I don't wanna stain my shirt. 25 00:02:31,009 --> 00:02:34,233 26 00:02:34,313 --> 00:02:37,736 27 00:02:37,816 --> 00:02:42,007 28 00:02:42,087 --> 00:02:44,109 29 00:02:44,189 --> 00:02:48,501 30 00:02:52,164 --> 00:02:54,820 31 00:02:54,900 --> 00:02:58,857 and its news is captured... 32 00:02:58,937 --> 00:03:01,293 Well, hello. 33 00:03:01,373 --> 00:03:04,530 How can I help you today? 34 00:03:04,610 --> 00:03:08,649 35 00:03:11,717 --> 00:03:15,824 36 00:03:18,857 --> 00:03:21,914 37 00:03:21,994 --> 00:03:23,949 Have a nice day. 38 00:03:24,029 --> 00:03:26,305 39 00:03:30,135 --> 00:03:33,241 All of them. 40 00:03:34,273 --> 00:03:41,122 41 00:03:42,314 --> 00:03:44,269 Gun! 42 00:03:56,895 --> 00:04:02,855 their heads each day so satisfied 43 00:04:02,935 --> 00:04:05,324 I got it! I got the gun! 44 00:04:05,404 --> 00:04:07,626 - It's over! It's over! - How could you? 45 00:04:09,206 --> 00:04:10,482 Mom, no! 46 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,555 Mommy, don't die. Mommy! 47 00:04:19,785 --> 00:04:23,909 And for what? Lollipops? 48 00:04:26,158 --> 00:04:28,638 Mommy loved lollipops. 49 00:04:33,165 --> 00:04:36,388 I'm telling you, it tastes just like maple syrup. 50 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:39,791 Sorry, guys, I'm so sorry. 51 00:04:39,871 --> 00:04:42,427 What? I'm hungry, we skipped breakfast. 52 00:04:42,507 --> 00:04:44,263 - You did good. - Well-done. 53 00:04:44,343 --> 00:04:46,414 - You did great. - Well-done. 54 00:04:47,813 --> 00:04:49,368 - Here you go. - Help Mama up. 55 00:04:49,448 --> 00:04:52,171 - Baxter. - No, it's my fault, I broke first. 56 00:04:52,251 --> 00:04:54,473 I'm so sorry. I'll see you in the car. 57 00:04:54,553 --> 00:04:55,990 Go. 58 00:04:59,658 --> 00:05:03,415 What in the fuck is going on? 59 00:05:03,495 --> 00:05:06,919 Ladies and gentlemen, 60 00:05:06,999 --> 00:05:09,721 let this be your trumpet call. 61 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:13,725 Life is... sweet! 62 00:05:13,805 --> 00:05:16,094 So taste it 63 00:05:16,174 --> 00:05:18,677 while you still can. 64 00:07:06,151 --> 00:07:08,188 Baxter! 65 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,577 Baxter! 66 00:07:12,657 --> 00:07:15,263 I think I found something. 67 00:07:27,038 --> 00:07:29,095 I mean, it's cruel. 68 00:07:30,175 --> 00:07:32,931 I'm sitting there by myself because my date is late, damn it. 69 00:07:33,011 --> 00:07:35,434 What... This is... 70 00:07:36,114 --> 00:07:37,903 Damn it. 71 00:07:37,983 --> 00:07:39,205 It's... 72 00:07:39,785 --> 00:07:42,140 - This is... - We're getting pretty close. 73 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,109 You should probably get into your robe. 74 00:07:44,189 --> 00:07:45,744 My robe? 75 00:07:45,824 --> 00:07:47,846 We're just about ready for the next scene where you're topless. 76 00:07:47,926 --> 00:07:50,015 Wardrobe should have a robe set for you in your trailer. 77 00:07:50,095 --> 00:07:52,384 Topless? Did... 78 00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:54,252 No. No! 79 00:07:54,332 --> 00:07:57,456 My... my script doesn't mention nudity. 80 00:07:57,536 --> 00:07:59,424 Freeman put it in this morning. 81 00:07:59,504 --> 00:08:02,494 Come on, he never mentioned it to me when we rehearsed it. 82 00:08:02,574 --> 00:08:04,429 We're gonna go in five, everyone. 83 00:08:04,509 --> 00:08:06,231 Uh, you look like more than five minutes out. 84 00:08:06,311 --> 00:08:09,735 Yeah, oh, yeah. I'm gonna be a lot more than five. 85 00:08:15,821 --> 00:08:17,809 What's up, sunshine? 86 00:08:17,889 --> 00:08:20,846 - You want me to get naked. - Topless. 87 00:08:20,926 --> 00:08:25,617 A guy answers the door and I am standing there with my tits out? 88 00:08:25,697 --> 00:08:29,621 Gina wants to control the situation. 89 00:08:29,701 --> 00:08:31,790 With her breasts? Come on. 90 00:08:31,870 --> 00:08:33,907 I-I never... 91 00:08:35,307 --> 00:08:37,996 would've guessed that you're so uptight. 92 00:08:38,076 --> 00:08:40,499 You know, it's like... I mean, Annie Fang, 93 00:08:40,579 --> 00:08:43,468 you know, wild woman, indie darling. 94 00:08:43,548 --> 00:08:45,704 - Sorry, sorry to disappoint you. - You used to... 95 00:08:45,784 --> 00:08:47,906 you used to do anything, you know, for your roles. 96 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:51,276 Those aren't stories I'm proud of, Freeman. 97 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:55,881 They're just like stupid, stupid things that an actor does when they're too afraid to act. 98 00:08:55,961 --> 00:08:58,250 I know better now. 99 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:01,019 - That's too bad. - What, that I'm older and wiser? 100 00:09:01,099 --> 00:09:04,923 No, that's you've become, like, so bourgeois. 101 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,692 - You know, with the shitty rom-coms... - Okay, that's it. 102 00:09:07,772 --> 00:09:09,928 That's it, we're done. You need to leave. 103 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,364 - You need to leave. - No, I'm just trying to help you. 104 00:09:12,444 --> 00:09:14,481 I'm not doing it. 105 00:09:15,881 --> 00:09:19,137 I wanna show the world that... 106 00:09:19,217 --> 00:09:20,939 that you are still a legitimate actress. 107 00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,708 - Uh-huh, thanks, Freeman. - As brave and-and fearless... 108 00:09:23,788 --> 00:09:24,876 - Thank you. - ...as you've always... 109 00:09:24,956 --> 00:09:28,280 Yeah, I'm not doing it. 110 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:30,649 - I know what I am asking you... - Mm-hmm. 111 00:09:30,729 --> 00:09:32,717 - ...to do is difficult. - Mm-hmm. 112 00:09:32,797 --> 00:09:36,301 But great art is always difficult! 113 00:09:38,503 --> 00:09:40,425 Damn... 114 00:09:54,920 --> 00:09:57,025 Don't be afraid. 115 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,380 Own the moment. 116 00:10:04,296 --> 00:10:07,018 If you're in control, then the chaos 117 00:10:07,098 --> 00:10:11,205 will happen around you, and not to you. 118 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:14,908 You understand? 119 00:10:27,852 --> 00:10:29,674 Did they not set a robe for the walk? 120 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,610 I don't need one, I'm in control. 121 00:10:31,690 --> 00:10:34,646 Let's get this fucking scene over with. 122 00:10:34,726 --> 00:10:37,916 Fantastic. All right, here we go, everyone. 123 00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:57,936 - Hi, there. - Hi. 124 00:11:02,387 --> 00:11:03,695 Mm. 125 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:12,183 - How much is that? - $2. 126 00:11:12,263 --> 00:11:14,819 That's five. 127 00:11:14,899 --> 00:11:17,088 I've got these for this. 128 00:11:17,168 --> 00:11:19,658 And good thing I only did about a dollar of that, okay? 129 00:11:19,738 --> 00:11:22,994 So that's... all that's yours and this and this. 130 00:11:23,074 --> 00:11:25,163 Mine. Yep. 131 00:11:31,449 --> 00:11:33,171 - How you doing, Harold? - Hey, Baxter. 132 00:11:33,251 --> 00:11:36,675 - How are things? - Well, the book is not done 133 00:11:36,755 --> 00:11:39,411 if that's what you're asking, but I'm working on it every day. 134 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,880 You know, it was two years overdue last month, right? 135 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,382 - I do. - You know they're losing patience. 136 00:11:44,462 --> 00:11:46,084 - Right? - I'm sure they are. 137 00:11:46,164 --> 00:11:47,552 Listen, if you're calling to make me feel bad, 138 00:11:47,632 --> 00:11:49,521 you've done it, and we can hang up now, okay? 139 00:11:49,601 --> 00:11:52,791 No, I might have a job. 140 00:11:52,871 --> 00:11:55,026 - Yeah? For me? - Nothing big. 141 00:11:55,106 --> 00:11:56,728 Story for a men's magazine. 142 00:11:56,808 --> 00:12:00,365 Do you know what a potato gun is? 143 00:12:00,445 --> 00:12:03,368 All right, you hit it with the hair spray, about a one and half count. 144 00:12:03,448 --> 00:12:05,737 - Hair spray, huh? - Yep. 145 00:12:05,817 --> 00:12:10,241 Seal it up. Screw that on real tight. 146 00:12:10,321 --> 00:12:12,744 Lock her up. Raise the weapon. 147 00:12:12,824 --> 00:12:15,480 - This is about to get good. - Aim, fire. 148 00:12:19,898 --> 00:12:22,153 Boom! 149 00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:25,323 - Come on! - Don't it smell like French fries? 150 00:12:25,403 --> 00:12:27,325 Little bit. 151 00:12:27,405 --> 00:12:29,294 You guys come out here quite a bit, do you? 152 00:12:29,374 --> 00:12:31,796 Oh, every night... unless there's something good on TV. 153 00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,598 - Right. - Understandable. 154 00:12:33,678 --> 00:12:35,867 Okay, Lois Lane. 155 00:12:35,947 --> 00:12:38,436 - Call this baby Air Force One. - All right. 156 00:12:38,516 --> 00:12:39,971 We're not gonna pretend that it's better than sex, 157 00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:42,807 but this is gonna make you very happy. 158 00:12:45,957 --> 00:12:48,146 - Wow. - Come on, you're a natural, man. 159 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,215 - Look at you. - I get it. 160 00:12:50,295 --> 00:12:53,251 That's got a lot of carry to it. Give me one more of those. 161 00:12:53,331 --> 00:12:57,143 - Give me that, man. - And one more of those. 162 00:13:19,524 --> 00:13:21,561 Don't be afraid. 163 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:24,697 Own the moment. 164 00:13:27,065 --> 00:13:29,321 If you're in control, then the chaos 165 00:13:29,401 --> 00:13:33,825 will happen around you, and not to you. 166 00:13:33,905 --> 00:13:35,942 You understand? 167 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:39,851 Okay, I'm ready. 168 00:13:48,319 --> 00:13:49,674 - I told you! - One more! 169 00:13:49,754 --> 00:13:51,409 One more. 170 00:13:51,489 --> 00:13:52,544 - No. - What? 171 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,879 - Nuh-uh. No, don't push your luck. - Don't be crazy. 172 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,448 - Come on. Let's do it. - I'll do it. 173 00:13:56,528 --> 00:13:58,116 You do it. 174 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,279 - Stay with us, pal. - What's going on? 175 00:14:28,359 --> 00:14:30,415 We're heading to the hospital, Baxter, but I need you to talk to us, buddy. 176 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,417 Can you do that? Baxter, can you do that, buddy? 177 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,886 - I shot you in the head. - Huh, yeah, what do you want me to say? 178 00:14:34,966 --> 00:14:37,188 It doesn't matter. Tell us anything. Tell us about you're writing. 179 00:14:37,268 --> 00:14:41,226 I am, uh... I got a new book, but I'm a little writer's blocked. 180 00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:43,728 - Well, maybe we can help you out. - What's it called? 181 00:14:43,808 --> 00:14:47,699 It's called, uh, "A Children's Pit." 182 00:14:47,779 --> 00:14:49,501 Well, what's it about? 183 00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:52,137 It's about these two kids, a brother and a sister, 184 00:14:52,217 --> 00:14:55,807 and they run away from an orphanage, but they get caught by a pit master. 185 00:14:55,887 --> 00:14:57,208 Well, what's that? 186 00:14:57,288 --> 00:15:02,013 It's a guy who has an arena underground and forces them to fight for sport. 187 00:15:02,093 --> 00:15:04,516 Do they escape? 188 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:07,018 I don't know, I don't know. I haven't gotten that far. 189 00:15:07,098 --> 00:15:09,254 - Let me just take a little nap. - No, no, no, no, no. 190 00:15:09,334 --> 00:15:12,323 What's going on with my ear? It really hurts. 191 00:15:12,403 --> 00:15:14,058 Perforated eardrum. 192 00:15:14,138 --> 00:15:16,728 You'll be fine in a few weeks. 193 00:15:16,808 --> 00:15:19,789 No flying for a while, though. 194 00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:27,505 - Did you say "no flying"? - That's what I said. 195 00:15:27,585 --> 00:15:30,308 You'll feel better when your people get here. 196 00:15:34,025 --> 00:15:35,747 What does that mean? I don't have any people. 197 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:39,050 Well, we went through your wallet. Standard procedure. 198 00:15:39,130 --> 00:15:43,272 The doctor called your parents. They're driving up to get you. 199 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,724 No, no... 200 00:15:46,804 --> 00:15:48,442 No, no. Miss? 201 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,765 Miss? 202 00:15:57,882 --> 00:16:01,039 Caleb and Camille Fang are most known 203 00:16:01,119 --> 00:16:03,808 for creating improvised public events 204 00:16:03,888 --> 00:16:06,845 that incorporate their own children into the artwork. 205 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,915 The results are often as unsettling as they are arresting. 206 00:16:10,995 --> 00:16:13,151 In one of their earliest works, 207 00:16:13,231 --> 00:16:16,821 Caleb Fang walked through a crowded roller-skating rink 208 00:16:16,901 --> 00:16:18,857 carrying his infant daughter. 209 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:22,393 Suddenly a serious of homemade, flare-like devices 210 00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:26,731 he had taped to his back began to discharge. 211 00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:30,384 Camille captured the event from the rink's second level. 212 00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:35,607 The Fang's simply throw themselves into a space 213 00:16:35,687 --> 00:16:40,578 as if they were hand grenades and wait for their disruption to occur. 214 00:16:40,658 --> 00:16:43,069 Candice Fang! 215 00:16:46,097 --> 00:16:51,522 They seem to have no expectations, other than to willfully cause unrest. 216 00:16:56,674 --> 00:16:58,963 You, take your hands off! 217 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:06,137 This kind of event is so rudimentary, 218 00:17:06,217 --> 00:17:10,375 so unencumbered by the traditions that have come before it, 219 00:17:10,455 --> 00:17:16,014 that it almost strains the notion of what constitutes art. 220 00:17:16,094 --> 00:17:18,917 That Fangs, that's just a gimmick. 221 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:21,352 - That's all that is. - Well, you couldn't... 222 00:17:21,432 --> 00:17:22,887 That's not fair. 223 00:17:22,967 --> 00:17:25,023 I mean, uh, you know, whether or not you like the Fang's work, 224 00:17:25,103 --> 00:17:27,558 uh, you can't deny the artistry, certainly. 225 00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,827 What? Of course I can. That's my job. 226 00:17:29,907 --> 00:17:34,232 Look, the Fangs pass off these hollow pranks 227 00:17:34,312 --> 00:17:36,467 as if that's enough. 228 00:17:36,547 --> 00:17:39,170 Could say the same thing about the Diggers or the Situationists 229 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,206 or the Dotist for that matter. 230 00:17:41,286 --> 00:17:45,176 But if you care to look a little deeper, you'll find that the Fangs transcend... 231 00:17:45,256 --> 00:17:48,379 Transcend? They're not transcending anything. 232 00:17:48,459 --> 00:17:50,415 - It's just tricks. - If... 233 00:17:50,495 --> 00:17:54,185 In the... in the pageant piece, they challenged gender stereotypes. 234 00:17:54,265 --> 00:17:56,254 In the restaurant piece, they asked us to look at food 235 00:17:56,334 --> 00:17:58,890 not as sustenance but as status or style. 236 00:17:58,970 --> 00:18:00,358 - Come on. - In some of the early... 237 00:18:00,438 --> 00:18:04,729 Just because... just because you attach a statement doesn't make it art. 238 00:18:04,809 --> 00:18:07,665 You know, you can call it art, but real art... 239 00:18:07,745 --> 00:18:09,601 - But that ambiguity is what... - ...requires an aesthetic... 240 00:18:09,681 --> 00:18:11,903 - ...makes it interesting. - ...intelligence... 241 00:18:11,983 --> 00:18:15,373 Is-is it art or is it a joke? Is it profound or is it a prank? 242 00:18:15,453 --> 00:18:17,842 Uh, are they geniuses or charlatans? 243 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,311 These are the questions that they want us to ask. 244 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,580 - They're not too hard to answer. - And the Fangs are challenging 245 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,883 - the very nature of art itself. - I don't think they are. 246 00:18:25,963 --> 00:18:28,653 They embrace everything that's wonderful about art, 247 00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:31,356 and... and... and they subvert it at the same time. 248 00:18:31,436 --> 00:18:34,025 They are deeply serious class clowns 249 00:18:34,105 --> 00:18:36,779 - who celebrate and... - Clowns is right. 250 00:18:38,710 --> 00:18:40,631 I'm sorry. 251 00:18:40,711 --> 00:18:42,433 What were you saying? 252 00:18:42,513 --> 00:18:45,570 I... I think what they're doing is wonderful. 253 00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:48,790 Well, I guess... I guess I just don't get it. 254 00:18:50,788 --> 00:18:52,977 Well, that's pretty obvious. 255 00:18:53,057 --> 00:18:56,347 So the truth is, making a movie is really... 256 00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:59,083 it's a strange process, you know? 257 00:18:59,163 --> 00:19:03,254 Always requires some sort of degree of weirdness. 258 00:19:03,334 --> 00:19:05,678 Is that why you took off your top? 259 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:10,728 I took off my top because... 260 00:19:10,808 --> 00:19:14,232 Well, 'cause I wanted to prove to myself that I could do it. 261 00:19:14,312 --> 00:19:17,302 I've never done a nude scene before, so... 262 00:19:17,382 --> 00:19:19,692 what the hell, right? 263 00:19:21,419 --> 00:19:24,027 Did Sally tell you that this was... 264 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:28,279 this is a very important article for me? 265 00:19:28,359 --> 00:19:31,015 No, she did. I know. 266 00:19:31,095 --> 00:19:32,850 Yeah. 267 00:19:32,930 --> 00:19:35,453 They say I'm in a bit of a... 268 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:39,424 I don't know, precarious position right now career-wise. 269 00:19:39,504 --> 00:19:42,126 And that I have to... I don't know. 270 00:19:42,206 --> 00:19:43,961 That I'm not stable. 271 00:19:44,041 --> 00:19:46,464 You don't have to worry about that. 272 00:19:46,544 --> 00:19:49,867 Thank you, but I do. Obviously, I do. 273 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:54,259 Well, you can relax because I don't care about your meltdowns. 274 00:19:56,454 --> 00:19:58,934 I'm actually more interested in your family. 275 00:20:01,559 --> 00:20:03,915 - It's okay. - I'm sorry. 276 00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:05,049 - I'll get you another. - I'm so sorry. 277 00:20:05,129 --> 00:20:07,652 - Thank you very much. - Um... 278 00:20:07,732 --> 00:20:10,188 You're not gonna put that in the article I hope. 279 00:20:10,268 --> 00:20:13,124 - How could I leave it out? - Oh... 280 00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:16,327 Are you always so jumpy when someone mentions your parents? 281 00:20:16,407 --> 00:20:18,963 It doesn't come up often, actually. 282 00:20:19,043 --> 00:20:21,065 - Really? But they're famous. - Yeah. 283 00:20:21,145 --> 00:20:24,535 Well, not really. In certain circles, I suppose, but... 284 00:20:24,615 --> 00:20:27,338 I wrote my thesis on their work. 285 00:20:27,418 --> 00:20:29,874 You're kidding? 286 00:20:29,954 --> 00:20:32,110 Wow. 287 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,611 Great. 288 00:20:33,691 --> 00:20:35,913 That's why I wanted to do this story. 289 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:38,303 Huh. 290 00:20:39,597 --> 00:20:41,474 Do you think you'll ever do another piece with them? 291 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:45,690 No. 292 00:20:45,770 --> 00:20:48,726 God, no. 293 00:20:48,806 --> 00:20:50,843 Thanks. 294 00:20:52,410 --> 00:20:54,766 It must've been fun, though. 295 00:20:54,846 --> 00:20:57,268 Come on, being child A. 296 00:20:57,348 --> 00:20:59,885 Yeah, of course, but I'm not a child anymore. 297 00:21:01,619 --> 00:21:05,610 Anyway, your readers don't wanna hear about this. 298 00:21:05,690 --> 00:21:08,146 They don't wanna hear about weirdo performance art. 299 00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,415 Look, I think you're a great actress. 300 00:21:10,495 --> 00:21:15,253 But the artist you are, don't you think she was already there in child A? 301 00:21:15,333 --> 00:21:18,523 The emotion, the joy, 302 00:21:18,603 --> 00:21:20,491 the anarchy? 303 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,761 It's too bad none of your directors have known how to channel all that 304 00:21:23,841 --> 00:21:26,831 the way your parents did. 305 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:29,482 When I was nine year old... 306 00:21:34,719 --> 00:21:37,341 child A was a role. 307 00:21:37,421 --> 00:21:40,278 It was a role I played. 308 00:21:40,358 --> 00:21:43,147 It's not who I am. 309 00:21:43,227 --> 00:21:47,185 Hey, Baxter. How you doing, buddy? 310 00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:49,487 I'm terrible. 311 00:21:49,567 --> 00:21:52,590 - Where are you? - I'm in Upstate New York. 312 00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:55,459 Mm. Yep, that is terrible. 313 00:21:55,539 --> 00:21:58,383 - What are you doing up there? - I got shot in the head. 314 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:00,932 What did you say? 315 00:22:01,012 --> 00:22:03,668 I got shot in the head, but I'm okay. 316 00:22:03,748 --> 00:22:07,171 I'm, uh... Well, I'm not okay. 317 00:22:07,251 --> 00:22:10,208 I'm in a hospital, but, you know, I'm not dying, so... 318 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:13,010 - You got shot in the head? - I did. 319 00:22:13,090 --> 00:22:16,013 Well, who? Who shot you in the head? 320 00:22:16,093 --> 00:22:18,816 Uh, just this guy, and it was a potato. 321 00:22:18,896 --> 00:22:21,252 - Baxter. - It's not why I'm calling, though. 322 00:22:21,332 --> 00:22:24,255 Come on, are you on drugs? Are you? 323 00:22:24,335 --> 00:22:26,557 - Yep, Percocet mostly. - Mm-hmm. 324 00:22:26,637 --> 00:22:28,459 Would you call me back when you're lucid? 325 00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:30,428 - No, no, Annie, don't hang up. - Come on. 326 00:22:30,508 --> 00:22:32,363 - Uh, the doctors... - Baxter... 327 00:22:32,443 --> 00:22:36,949 ...will not let me leave, and Mom and Dad are bringing me home to recuperate. 328 00:22:39,884 --> 00:22:42,306 - What? - Yeah, Mom and Dad are on the way. 329 00:22:42,386 --> 00:22:44,275 You gotta come get me. 330 00:22:44,755 --> 00:22:47,178 Look, I'm in my pajamas, and I'm 3,000 miles away. 331 00:22:47,258 --> 00:22:49,647 - I can't do that. - Well, I can't go back home. 332 00:22:49,727 --> 00:22:51,949 I can't go back home by myself. 333 00:22:52,029 --> 00:22:55,753 All right, um, I'm gonna help you out. 334 00:22:55,833 --> 00:22:59,123 But, uh, I'm just, uh, I need a day to sort a few things out. 335 00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:01,774 I'm in a really weird place right now. 336 00:23:03,074 --> 00:23:06,030 Are you in a weird place, Annie? I almost got killed by a potato. 337 00:23:06,110 --> 00:23:08,532 Would you just relax? I'm sending you a plane ticket. 338 00:23:08,612 --> 00:23:11,235 - You can come and stay with me. - No, no, I can't fly, Annie. 339 00:23:11,315 --> 00:23:13,938 So tell them you can't go. 340 00:23:14,018 --> 00:23:17,591 - Just stand up to them, Baxter. - When have I ever done that? 341 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:23,681 No answer, right? 342 00:23:23,761 --> 00:23:26,173 'Cause I've never done it. Thanks a lot, Annie. 343 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,489 Point is, I call in a favor. 344 00:23:31,569 --> 00:23:33,524 I line up this guy from "Esquire," 345 00:23:33,604 --> 00:23:36,661 - and you decide to nail him? - No, I didn't decide. 346 00:23:36,741 --> 00:23:39,630 - It just... it happened. - That's the problem, Annie. 347 00:23:39,710 --> 00:23:43,334 - These things shouldn't just happen. - I know. 348 00:23:43,414 --> 00:23:46,103 You could get away with this stuff a few years ago, okay? 349 00:23:46,183 --> 00:23:48,439 Everybody likes a little shoplifting with their starlet. 350 00:23:48,519 --> 00:23:51,075 A little DUI here and again. It's kinda cute. 351 00:23:51,155 --> 00:23:53,511 Come on, I stopped that. Done. 352 00:23:53,591 --> 00:23:57,715 Yes, there was a nice lull in the middle years, you know, nice and quiet. 353 00:23:57,795 --> 00:24:00,951 But things are starting to get a little loopy again, you know? 354 00:24:01,031 --> 00:24:04,555 And I know the good offers aren't coming in, but you can't panic about it. 355 00:24:04,635 --> 00:24:06,757 I can get back on track. 356 00:24:06,837 --> 00:24:08,592 I can, Sally. 357 00:24:08,672 --> 00:24:11,028 I don't think you can. 358 00:24:11,108 --> 00:24:14,765 You know, you have the impulse control of a two year old. 359 00:24:14,845 --> 00:24:16,882 Look... 360 00:24:18,816 --> 00:24:21,387 - Are you drinking again? - No. 361 00:24:23,821 --> 00:24:25,743 Listen, if you are, I know a couple places. 362 00:24:25,823 --> 00:24:27,645 I'm not drinking. I just... I need a project. 363 00:24:27,725 --> 00:24:30,281 I mean, what about the start date on "Powers That Be 3"? 364 00:24:30,361 --> 00:24:32,717 Have we got that yet? 365 00:24:32,797 --> 00:24:35,419 You're gonna have to talk to Gordon about that. 366 00:24:35,499 --> 00:24:38,322 - Why? - Why? Because he's your agent. 367 00:24:38,402 --> 00:24:40,524 I think you should hear it from him. 368 00:24:40,604 --> 00:24:43,094 - Hear what? - Oh, God. 369 00:24:43,174 --> 00:24:45,229 What? 370 00:24:45,309 --> 00:24:48,222 They offered Lady Lightning to Allison Cane. 371 00:24:51,282 --> 00:24:53,319 - Okay. - Mm-hmm. 372 00:24:55,386 --> 00:24:57,908 - Well, that's a bummer. - Come on, Annie. 373 00:24:57,988 --> 00:24:59,043 Look at this as a good thing. 374 00:24:59,123 --> 00:25:01,412 You don't have to wear that ridiculous costume anymore. 375 00:25:01,492 --> 00:25:05,249 - I love that costume. - We'll get you a better one. 376 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:08,619 In the meantime, 377 00:25:08,699 --> 00:25:10,588 I think you need to take a step back. 378 00:25:10,668 --> 00:25:13,324 I think you just have to have a real sit-down with yourself. 379 00:25:13,404 --> 00:25:16,749 I don't even know what that means. 380 00:25:18,108 --> 00:25:20,297 381 00:25:20,377 --> 00:25:23,834 so you can keep living 382 00:25:23,914 --> 00:25:26,570 can keep living 383 00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:29,273 384 00:25:30,853 --> 00:25:33,911 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 385 00:25:33,991 --> 00:25:37,448 That was a song I wrote myself called "Kill All Parents." 386 00:25:37,528 --> 00:25:41,819 We appreciate any donations you can spare for our dog Cornelius. 387 00:25:41,899 --> 00:25:45,323 You ready? One, two, three. 388 00:25:45,403 --> 00:25:48,125 don't eat the bone 389 00:25:48,205 --> 00:25:49,627 390 00:25:49,707 --> 00:25:51,829 You guys... you guys are terrible. 391 00:25:51,909 --> 00:25:53,931 Hey, man, they're trying to perform. 392 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:56,133 - What's your problem? - Be quiet, let those kids be. 393 00:25:56,213 --> 00:25:59,036 - Dude, let the kids perform. - This is... bad. 394 00:25:59,116 --> 00:26:01,505 This is horrible. I'm sorry, you suck. 395 00:26:01,585 --> 00:26:04,508 No, he's right. You guys are awful. 396 00:26:04,588 --> 00:26:07,211 - She knows what she's talking about. - You should learn how to play 397 00:26:07,291 --> 00:26:09,413 your instruments, not just hold them and pound them. 398 00:26:09,493 --> 00:26:10,948 - Kids, keep playing. - We can't afford lessons. 399 00:26:11,028 --> 00:26:12,716 Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? 400 00:26:12,796 --> 00:26:14,785 'Cause I wanna kill myself. It's that bad. 401 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:17,221 You're probably killing your dog with your music. 402 00:26:17,301 --> 00:26:18,923 This will be great for my documentary on crap. 403 00:26:19,003 --> 00:26:20,825 All right, keep playing, kids, keep playing. 404 00:26:20,905 --> 00:26:22,026 - Wait, you like this? - Do not listen to them. 405 00:26:22,106 --> 00:26:23,727 You need to get your ears checked, blondie. 406 00:26:23,807 --> 00:26:26,263 - You like these kids? - I hope you don't have any kids. 407 00:26:26,343 --> 00:26:29,166 I hope your uterus is shriveled up! 408 00:26:29,246 --> 00:26:31,368 - No, you're not taking this. - Yeah, give me the camera. 409 00:26:31,448 --> 00:26:33,237 - You taking it? You have to get it. - Give me the camera. 410 00:26:33,317 --> 00:26:35,172 There you go. That's the show. 411 00:26:35,252 --> 00:26:37,408 That's the show. 412 00:26:41,392 --> 00:26:44,849 Oh! Oh, you were awful! 413 00:26:44,929 --> 00:26:46,750 - Awful! - Awful! 414 00:26:46,830 --> 00:26:48,986 - I have never heard anything worse! - The camera and the footage 415 00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:51,322 all destroyed, but I don't care. 416 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,924 But I don't care. That was just for us. 417 00:26:54,004 --> 00:26:56,660 You were amazing. I have never been prouder. 418 00:26:56,740 --> 00:27:00,030 so you can keep living 419 00:27:00,110 --> 00:27:03,767 kill 'em, kill 'em! 420 00:27:24,502 --> 00:27:26,056 - Sorry we're late, I'm sorry. - You're late. 421 00:27:26,136 --> 00:27:28,292 I had a sign and everything. You had to get your own bag. 422 00:27:28,372 --> 00:27:30,527 Oh, thank you for coming. 423 00:27:30,607 --> 00:27:32,563 We're gonna take care of each other, hmm? 424 00:27:32,643 --> 00:27:34,698 - Okay? - You need taken care of, too? 425 00:27:34,778 --> 00:27:36,233 - Yeah. - You okay? 426 00:27:36,313 --> 00:27:40,389 - How's your ear? - It's... it's better than it was yesterday. 427 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:43,274 - Look at these two. - Oh, God. 428 00:27:43,354 --> 00:27:45,376 - Hey, hey. - Welcome home. 429 00:27:45,456 --> 00:27:47,311 - Look how skinny you are. - What's with the bandages? 430 00:27:47,391 --> 00:27:50,915 Did you see your brother's ear? We wanted to play along. 431 00:27:50,995 --> 00:27:52,183 - Oh, you look so beautiful. - We don't need the wheelchair 432 00:27:52,263 --> 00:27:54,285 - anymore, Dad. - We brought you a neck brace. 433 00:27:54,365 --> 00:27:56,620 - Look at this. Come on. - Oh, here. 434 00:28:05,142 --> 00:28:08,532 - So, A, what's the plan? - Daddy. 435 00:28:08,612 --> 00:28:12,002 Sorry, Annie. What's the plan, Annie? 436 00:28:12,082 --> 00:28:13,971 I don't know. I'm just here for Baxter. 437 00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:16,607 - Oh, we're all here for Baxter. - Whatever Baxter needs. 438 00:28:16,687 --> 00:28:18,676 - This is a place of healing. - Mm-hmm. 439 00:28:18,756 --> 00:28:21,712 That's great. I just need someone to take me shopping. 440 00:28:21,792 --> 00:28:23,781 Not a lot of great options in your closet, Dad. 441 00:28:23,861 --> 00:28:25,883 Go lighter on those pills, sweetheart. 442 00:28:25,963 --> 00:28:28,385 My ear hurts pretty bad, Mom. 443 00:28:28,465 --> 00:28:30,154 What about you? 444 00:28:30,234 --> 00:28:32,990 Anything you're itching to do while you're back? 445 00:28:33,070 --> 00:28:36,093 Mm, I'm just gonna take it easy. 446 00:28:36,173 --> 00:28:38,996 Do a little yoga, some reflection. 447 00:28:39,076 --> 00:28:41,198 - Ooh, reflection. - Yeah. 448 00:28:41,278 --> 00:28:43,534 Apparently I have some bad habits that I have to break. 449 00:28:43,614 --> 00:28:45,636 Don't do that. 450 00:28:45,716 --> 00:28:48,639 Your bad habits are my favorite thing about you. 451 00:28:48,719 --> 00:28:51,609 Yeah, but I think that's part of the problem, Daddy. 452 00:28:51,689 --> 00:28:53,844 Hey, speaking of. 453 00:28:53,924 --> 00:28:56,280 - We saw your titty shots. - Holy shit. 454 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,048 They were... wonderful. 455 00:28:58,128 --> 00:29:00,217 Jesus Christ. 456 00:29:00,297 --> 00:29:02,820 It's... it's about time you started playing with the idea 457 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:06,357 of celebrity in the female form as viewed object. 458 00:29:06,437 --> 00:29:09,293 - That's not what I was doing. - Of course it is. 459 00:29:09,373 --> 00:29:11,295 Whether you know it or not. 460 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:16,680 You can take the girl out of the art, but you cannot take the art out of the girl. 461 00:29:17,681 --> 00:29:21,972 - Well, I'm still an artist, Daddy. - That's what I just said. 462 00:29:22,052 --> 00:29:24,341 Yeah, actors. Actors are artists. 463 00:29:24,421 --> 00:29:26,877 Yes, didn't I say I like your titty shot. 464 00:29:26,957 --> 00:29:30,547 We both like them very much. You have beautiful breasts, sweetheart. 465 00:29:30,627 --> 00:29:34,018 Okay, that's it! Can we not talk about the titty shots anymore, please? 466 00:29:34,098 --> 00:29:36,635 Please, and we can stop saying "titty shots," everybody. 467 00:29:37,868 --> 00:29:39,905 The Fangs. 468 00:29:41,138 --> 00:29:44,528 Together again. That's how it should be. 469 00:29:44,608 --> 00:29:47,698 Waited a long time for this. 470 00:29:47,778 --> 00:29:49,800 Cheers. 471 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:52,190 Titty shots. 472 00:29:53,183 --> 00:29:55,072 Titty. 473 00:29:55,152 --> 00:29:56,674 - Titty. - Dad. 474 00:29:56,754 --> 00:29:59,877 - Titty. - Dad, it's ridiculous. 475 00:30:17,207 --> 00:30:19,244 I was better back then. 476 00:30:22,346 --> 00:30:24,826 - It was so simple. - Mm. 477 00:30:34,558 --> 00:30:36,947 They just told us what to do. 478 00:30:39,329 --> 00:30:41,866 When did it get so complicated? 479 00:30:46,837 --> 00:30:48,680 Don't you know? 480 00:30:50,941 --> 00:30:52,396 No. 481 00:30:52,476 --> 00:30:54,331 "Smother Beach." Camille! 482 00:30:54,411 --> 00:30:56,734 "Smother Beach." 483 00:30:56,814 --> 00:30:59,158 Baxter. 484 00:31:01,552 --> 00:31:04,475 You never saw the urgency in this one. 485 00:31:04,555 --> 00:31:07,277 Thank God your sister improvised a bit. 486 00:31:07,357 --> 00:31:09,546 Your mother nearly died out there. 487 00:31:09,626 --> 00:31:12,549 Baxter was perfect. 488 00:31:12,629 --> 00:31:15,119 Perfect. 489 00:31:15,199 --> 00:31:17,236 What do you got on? 490 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:22,359 - Mind your business. - I'll make popcorn. 491 00:31:22,439 --> 00:31:24,476 Thank you. 492 00:31:27,377 --> 00:31:29,366 You got something going on upstairs, huh? 493 00:31:29,446 --> 00:31:31,502 Nah, we can pick it up later. 494 00:31:31,582 --> 00:31:34,461 Nobody told me it was movie night. 495 00:31:37,287 --> 00:31:41,063 - Put another one on just for the hell of it. - Oh, that's better. 496 00:31:44,561 --> 00:31:46,517 Why are we doing this? 497 00:31:46,597 --> 00:31:49,686 Because we need to behave like healthy people. 498 00:31:49,766 --> 00:31:52,723 It's called acting, you know? 499 00:31:52,803 --> 00:31:56,160 You look, you act the part, before you know it, you are that person. 500 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:59,463 - What person? - A person that doesn't screw things up. 501 00:31:59,543 --> 00:32:03,233 Which means no more Percocet for you. No more booze for me. 502 00:32:03,313 --> 00:32:06,556 - You think you can do that? - Oh, yeah. 503 00:32:08,452 --> 00:32:10,307 I thought it was nice last night. 504 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:13,732 Looking at those old pieces, sitting on the couch together. 505 00:32:15,959 --> 00:32:18,803 - What? - You don't see it, do you? 506 00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:22,419 - See what? - Being seduced by your own parents, 507 00:32:22,499 --> 00:32:25,856 - which I think is kinda gross. - Come on, you're ridiculous. 508 00:32:25,936 --> 00:32:27,624 Let's turn back. 509 00:32:27,704 --> 00:32:29,626 Mom wants us to run some errands with her. 510 00:32:29,706 --> 00:32:31,662 - You think I'm being ridiculous, huh? - What? Yeah. 511 00:32:31,742 --> 00:32:34,231 You didn't see that? You didn't pick up on any of that? 512 00:32:34,311 --> 00:32:35,699 - No. - Come on. 513 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:39,570 What kind of errands? I wanna do some yoga after this. 514 00:32:39,650 --> 00:32:41,805 Let's go. Let's run uphill. You wanna be that person? 515 00:32:41,885 --> 00:32:44,408 That person runs uphill. Come on. 516 00:32:44,488 --> 00:32:47,144 - Yeah, I'll... I'll run uphill. - Uh-oh. 517 00:32:47,224 --> 00:32:49,046 - Come on! - Ow. 518 00:32:49,126 --> 00:32:51,115 Hmm, so where are we going? 519 00:32:51,195 --> 00:32:53,116 - To the amusement park. - We're running an errand 520 00:32:53,196 --> 00:32:55,519 - to the amusement park? - Why are we going there? 521 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:58,388 The Denver MCA wants me to create a new piece. 522 00:32:58,468 --> 00:33:02,626 I haven't heard from them in years, and when we realized that you'd both be home... 523 00:33:02,706 --> 00:33:04,495 Needless to say, they were very excited. 524 00:33:04,575 --> 00:33:06,663 - So, Annie, Annie, put this on. - So we're doing a piece? 525 00:33:06,743 --> 00:33:07,898 - Oh. - What did I tell you? 526 00:33:07,978 --> 00:33:09,166 - Yeah, put it on. - What is this? 527 00:33:09,246 --> 00:33:13,137 It's a shirt, honey, and you need to wear it or the event won't work. 528 00:33:13,217 --> 00:33:16,106 All you have to do is handout these fake coupons... 529 00:33:16,186 --> 00:33:18,075 - Here. - ...for chicken sandwiches. 530 00:33:18,155 --> 00:33:19,576 And when we're doing that, 531 00:33:19,656 --> 00:33:22,779 Baxter will film all the people at the counter demanding free food. 532 00:33:22,859 --> 00:33:26,683 Then I rally the angry customers, I get them to storm the counters. 533 00:33:26,763 --> 00:33:28,385 - It'll be a thing of beauty. - Yes. 534 00:33:28,465 --> 00:33:29,953 I don't think this is a good idea. 535 00:33:30,033 --> 00:33:31,121 - It's not a good idea. - No. 536 00:33:31,201 --> 00:33:32,823 - What are you talking about? - Bad idea, Mom. 537 00:33:32,903 --> 00:33:35,192 It's gonna be fun like old times. You're gonna be brilliant. 538 00:33:35,272 --> 00:33:37,161 Yeah, what about when they recognize Annie? 539 00:33:37,241 --> 00:33:40,097 - We brought a disguise. - Annie's gonna wear a disguise? 540 00:33:40,177 --> 00:33:42,166 - It's a good one. - That stinks, Mom. 541 00:33:42,246 --> 00:33:43,834 - I can't. - Baxter. 542 00:33:43,914 --> 00:33:44,935 - Yep. - Stay out of this. 543 00:33:45,015 --> 00:33:46,570 - Okay. - If the tabloids get ahold of this, 544 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:48,572 - it will be terrible for me. - Exactly right. 545 00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,108 Who cares? You shouldn't be in that business anyway. 546 00:33:51,188 --> 00:33:52,776 - What? - Please don't say that. 547 00:33:52,856 --> 00:33:55,879 You've been at it for 20 years. What have you got to show for it? 548 00:33:55,959 --> 00:33:58,282 A bunch of crap movies and a tampon commercial. 549 00:33:58,362 --> 00:33:59,650 - Caleb, be nice. - Oh, my God, Dad. 550 00:33:59,730 --> 00:34:02,986 - Was it not a tampon campaign? - It was. 551 00:34:03,066 --> 00:34:06,089 "Absorb all the good things in life and leave the rest to us." 552 00:34:06,169 --> 00:34:07,891 - Okay, come on. - Terrible tag line. 553 00:34:07,971 --> 00:34:09,993 - Just trying to make a living. - And I'm giving you 554 00:34:10,073 --> 00:34:12,830 - an opportunity to be artists again. - Okay, we've been over this. 555 00:34:12,910 --> 00:34:14,531 A and B are still artists. 556 00:34:14,611 --> 00:34:16,934 Please don't call us "A and B," Mom. 557 00:34:17,014 --> 00:34:19,036 Please don't call us artists, you mean. 558 00:34:19,116 --> 00:34:20,704 - Caleb! - I'm sorry. 559 00:34:20,784 --> 00:34:23,140 Your popcorn flicks and Baxter's emo fanfiction 560 00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:24,641 - is not art. - Dad, I wouldn't... 561 00:34:24,721 --> 00:34:26,209 - It's garbage. - What is wrong with him? 562 00:34:26,289 --> 00:34:27,878 Dad? 563 00:34:27,958 --> 00:34:32,316 Caleb, can I just say you forget I've seen the reviews of the masterpieces 564 00:34:32,396 --> 00:34:34,418 - you and Mom have been churning out. - Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't. 565 00:34:34,498 --> 00:34:37,087 - No, this... he needs to hear this. - No, no. Annie, drop it. 566 00:34:37,167 --> 00:34:39,790 All right, let's talk about the water balloon thing. 567 00:34:39,870 --> 00:34:41,158 - Huh? - Yeah. 568 00:34:41,238 --> 00:34:44,595 Let's talk about the... the disastrous, 569 00:34:44,675 --> 00:34:47,831 - wife-abusive piece. - What about the epileptic in the... 570 00:34:47,911 --> 00:34:50,367 Oh, my Go... The epileptic in the antique shop. 571 00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:51,635 - Tasteful, Mom. - Okay, all right, we get it, we get it. 572 00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,537 The pieces aren't the same without you, we know that. 573 00:34:53,617 --> 00:34:55,072 - They're not. - Oh, no, they're not. 574 00:34:55,152 --> 00:34:57,274 - No, shove it! - That's why we're doing this. 575 00:34:57,354 --> 00:35:00,110 Shove it up your ass! We don't need you. 576 00:35:00,190 --> 00:35:03,847 Your mother and I will do it ourselves. We've done it that way for years. 577 00:35:03,927 --> 00:35:05,582 We're trying to be nice. 578 00:35:05,662 --> 00:35:10,454 I thought you might wanna feel part of it again, but to hell with you both. 579 00:35:10,534 --> 00:35:13,257 Baxter, could you at least work the camera? 580 00:35:13,337 --> 00:35:15,092 - But you still want me to film it? - Yes, of course. 581 00:35:15,172 --> 00:35:16,994 - Yeah, grudgingly. - Yeah, you're damn right 582 00:35:17,074 --> 00:35:18,328 it's gonna be grudgingly. 583 00:35:18,408 --> 00:35:20,797 - Go ahead. - Even though it's all... 584 00:35:20,877 --> 00:35:22,866 - it's shoved up my ass? - No. 585 00:35:26,717 --> 00:35:30,274 - This is painful. - It's really tough to watch. 586 00:35:30,354 --> 00:35:34,645 I mean, I knew he didn't like my movies, but I had no idea that he hated them. 587 00:35:34,725 --> 00:35:36,947 Well, what he hates is that he needs us. 588 00:35:37,027 --> 00:35:39,216 Without us, their work sucks. 589 00:35:39,296 --> 00:35:41,084 That's what he hates. 590 00:35:41,164 --> 00:35:43,987 - I'm sorry to bother you. - Oh, it's fine. 591 00:35:44,067 --> 00:35:46,923 - Would you like me to sign... - Baxter, Suzanne. 592 00:35:47,003 --> 00:35:50,127 - Suzanne Crosby? - Oh, yeah, you left a message. 593 00:35:50,207 --> 00:35:51,228 - Yeah, hi. - How's it going? 594 00:35:51,308 --> 00:35:52,996 - We went to high school together. - Yeah, it's okay 595 00:35:53,076 --> 00:35:54,965 - if you don't remember me. - No, I do, I do. 596 00:35:55,045 --> 00:35:57,067 Now, that I'm looking at you, your hair used to be... 597 00:35:57,147 --> 00:35:59,169 - Oh, God, yeah. - And you had a bunch of piercings. 598 00:35:59,249 --> 00:36:01,371 - Am I right? - Yeah, yeah, I still do have a couple. 599 00:36:01,451 --> 00:36:03,440 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. 600 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:04,808 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 601 00:36:04,888 --> 00:36:08,512 Um, I hope this isn't too weird, you know, I-I saw you. 602 00:36:08,592 --> 00:36:10,113 I happened to be here. 603 00:36:10,193 --> 00:36:11,682 - So I just thought I'd say hello. - Sure. 604 00:36:11,762 --> 00:36:14,284 She's got a writing class she wants me... Well, you heard on the message. 605 00:36:14,364 --> 00:36:16,320 - This is my sister Annie. - Hi. 606 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,188 - I-I don't mean to be pushy. - You're not. 607 00:36:18,268 --> 00:36:20,490 I just... I just think the students would love to hear you speak. 608 00:36:20,570 --> 00:36:23,427 You being from the area and making such a name for yourself. 609 00:36:23,507 --> 00:36:26,096 - Oh, I don't know about that. - Oh, come on. 610 00:36:26,176 --> 00:36:28,131 Oh, say yes. 611 00:36:28,211 --> 00:36:29,733 - Yeah. - Say yes. 612 00:36:29,813 --> 00:36:31,168 - I'm thinking about it. - Oh, come on. 613 00:36:31,248 --> 00:36:33,003 - Let me... It's, uh... - Well, you know, no pressure. 614 00:36:33,083 --> 00:36:35,572 I'm easy, so just... 615 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:38,408 - You have the information, um... - Yeah, I'll get ahold of you. 616 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:39,843 I'll... I'll, uh... 617 00:36:39,923 --> 00:36:41,178 - It's good to see you. - Okay. 618 00:36:41,258 --> 00:36:43,547 - Good to see you. Bye. - Thanks, good to see you, too. 619 00:36:43,627 --> 00:36:46,049 She's adorable. 620 00:36:46,129 --> 00:36:47,651 Yeah. 621 00:36:47,731 --> 00:36:50,109 Oh, look alive. They hooked one. 622 00:36:53,136 --> 00:36:57,107 That poor cashier, she doesn't get paid enough to handle this. 623 00:37:01,011 --> 00:37:04,201 Oh, shit, he's giving it to him. 624 00:37:04,281 --> 00:37:06,269 What is that? She's giving him the sandwich. 625 00:37:06,349 --> 00:37:09,728 - She thinks it's real? - I don't know. She thinks it's real. 626 00:37:11,822 --> 00:37:14,302 Okay, see what happens. 627 00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:18,749 She... she give it to 'em... 628 00:37:18,829 --> 00:37:21,318 What the hell... hell is going on? 629 00:37:21,398 --> 00:37:26,056 You can't rely on anybody these days to make a public piece of art. 630 00:37:26,136 --> 00:37:28,173 Give me one of those. 631 00:37:34,678 --> 00:37:37,056 - Hello. - Hi. 632 00:37:38,115 --> 00:37:42,005 - I'd like one free sandwich, please. - Sure thing, here you go. 633 00:37:42,085 --> 00:37:45,108 Thank you. Wait, don't I need a coupon? 634 00:37:45,188 --> 00:37:47,477 Okay. 635 00:37:47,557 --> 00:37:50,947 I got this from some shady-looking characters 636 00:37:51,027 --> 00:37:52,582 over by the Orange Julius. 637 00:37:52,662 --> 00:37:55,552 It doesn't, uh, seem on the up-and-up. 638 00:37:56,432 --> 00:38:00,023 - No, it's good. - I... I think that's fake. 639 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,892 - I don't think so. - It is, though. 640 00:38:01,972 --> 00:38:06,296 I want you to look at it for two seconds, you tell me if that's real. 641 00:38:06,376 --> 00:38:09,566 Do you want the sandwich or not? 642 00:38:09,646 --> 00:38:12,702 - Let me talk to your manager. - Sure. 643 00:38:12,782 --> 00:38:16,440 Hey, Charlie, will you come over here for a second? 644 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:19,091 Hi. What can I do for ya? 645 00:38:22,659 --> 00:38:25,982 - Is the manager not at work today? - Oh, no, he is. 646 00:38:26,062 --> 00:38:28,452 You got him. 647 00:38:28,532 --> 00:38:30,787 That coupon is fake. 648 00:38:30,867 --> 00:38:33,190 Oh, no, it's fine, sir. 649 00:38:33,270 --> 00:38:35,992 - Have you looked at it? - I did. 650 00:38:36,072 --> 00:38:39,162 - It's official. - It's not official. 651 00:38:39,242 --> 00:38:41,998 It does not look to be official to me. That's a fake. 652 00:38:42,078 --> 00:38:45,936 And you've handed out all these free sandwiches for counterfeit coupons? 653 00:38:46,016 --> 00:38:48,572 You're a fool, and your people are fools. 654 00:38:48,652 --> 00:38:51,641 Sir, please just take your free sandwich and step out of line. 655 00:38:51,721 --> 00:38:55,011 I wouldn't eat that shit sandwich if you paid me. 656 00:38:55,091 --> 00:38:57,747 Okay, sir, I will call the police. 657 00:38:57,827 --> 00:38:59,716 You have the tiniest responsibility. 658 00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:02,953 You just have to do your job. I do the rest. 659 00:39:03,033 --> 00:39:06,389 All you have to do is let the thing happen. 660 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:08,258 What is wrong with people these days? 661 00:39:08,338 --> 00:39:10,961 I do the work, you get to witness the beauty. 662 00:39:11,041 --> 00:39:13,263 That's all you have to... Stop that. 663 00:39:13,343 --> 00:39:15,599 You don't record me, I record you. 664 00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:19,536 This is supposed to be art, not some YouTube video. 665 00:39:19,616 --> 00:39:22,062 - Well, honey, let's just leave. - Didn't I say this would happen? 666 00:39:23,053 --> 00:39:26,523 You thought they'd solve everything. They've only made things worse. 667 00:39:28,525 --> 00:39:32,015 You did this. Hey! Hey! 668 00:39:32,095 --> 00:39:34,439 - You! You did this. - Honey, let's go. 669 00:39:42,606 --> 00:39:44,628 I think they're losing it. 670 00:39:44,708 --> 00:39:47,731 - Their artistic sensibility? - No, their minds. 671 00:39:47,811 --> 00:39:49,132 - Yeah. - Their... 672 00:39:49,212 --> 00:39:53,336 I mean, he's always had a odd idea of what constituted art, 673 00:39:53,416 --> 00:39:55,906 but come on, that was almost silly. 674 00:39:55,986 --> 00:39:58,542 Did he really think he could lead a coop on the Chicken Queen? 675 00:39:58,622 --> 00:40:00,202 I don't know. 676 00:40:02,859 --> 00:40:04,648 Maybe we should've helped them. 677 00:40:04,728 --> 00:40:06,516 - "Help them"? - Yeah. 678 00:40:06,596 --> 00:40:09,019 No, Annie, come on. Absolutely not. 679 00:40:09,099 --> 00:40:11,988 They're struggling. We all are. 680 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:13,824 Well, it's not the same, though. 681 00:40:13,904 --> 00:40:15,158 Besides, helping them wouldn't solve anything. 682 00:40:15,238 --> 00:40:17,527 It would turn us back into kids. Is that what you want? 683 00:40:17,607 --> 00:40:22,332 Hey, your father and I have decided to go to the Berkshires for a few days. 684 00:40:22,412 --> 00:40:24,334 Berkshires, huh? Great. 685 00:40:24,414 --> 00:40:26,036 - When? - Tonight. 686 00:40:26,116 --> 00:40:29,239 Is this because of the Chicken Queen? 687 00:40:29,319 --> 00:40:31,975 What a disaster. 688 00:40:32,055 --> 00:40:35,745 Great art's always difficult, though, right? 689 00:40:35,825 --> 00:40:38,615 What'd you say? 690 00:40:38,695 --> 00:40:41,585 I just said what you tell us, that great art's always difficult. 691 00:40:41,665 --> 00:40:46,957 Do me a favor, don't talk about things you know nothing about. 692 00:40:47,037 --> 00:40:49,074 Okay. Deal. 693 00:41:14,130 --> 00:41:16,167 I found something weird. 694 00:41:21,671 --> 00:41:24,194 - That is weird. - There's like 100 of these 695 00:41:24,274 --> 00:41:25,617 in the back of my closet. 696 00:41:27,177 --> 00:41:30,367 - What do you think they are? - I don't know. 697 00:41:30,447 --> 00:41:32,269 Maybe a fan sent them? 698 00:41:32,349 --> 00:41:36,506 I mean, remember that lady who sent all those teeth in the Ziploc bags? 699 00:41:36,586 --> 00:41:39,476 They're actually kind of great. I mean, look at the detail in them. 700 00:41:39,556 --> 00:41:41,611 - Yeah. - What are you doing? 701 00:41:41,691 --> 00:41:44,814 - Hi. - Don't look at those. 702 00:41:44,894 --> 00:41:48,518 Oh, no, shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 703 00:41:48,598 --> 00:41:50,320 - No, no, no, no. - What's wrong? 704 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:53,423 I... I... I don't know. God damn it. 705 00:41:53,503 --> 00:41:56,126 Where did these paintings come from? 706 00:41:56,206 --> 00:41:58,995 - They're mine. - They're yours? 707 00:41:59,075 --> 00:42:01,531 - You did these? - Yes, I did. 708 00:42:01,611 --> 00:42:03,933 Since when did you start painting, Mom? 709 00:42:04,013 --> 00:42:07,771 How do you think I got into art school? 710 00:42:07,851 --> 00:42:09,673 I stopped when I met Daddy. 711 00:42:09,753 --> 00:42:13,843 - So he doesn't know about these? - Oh, good God, no. 712 00:42:13,923 --> 00:42:17,113 If he ever found out that I'd started painting again, 713 00:42:17,193 --> 00:42:18,848 I'd be such a betrayal. 714 00:42:21,528 --> 00:42:22,852 Why is this door locked? 715 00:42:22,932 --> 00:42:26,122 - We're, uh, we're talking. - About what? 716 00:42:26,202 --> 00:42:29,492 Our feelings. 717 00:42:29,572 --> 00:42:32,416 Ugh, meet me in the car. 718 00:42:35,712 --> 00:42:39,536 I want you to have these. Here, that's for you. 719 00:42:39,616 --> 00:42:41,653 That's for you. 720 00:42:43,486 --> 00:42:46,342 Promise me that if I die before your father, 721 00:42:46,422 --> 00:42:49,801 you'll get rid of all the others. 722 00:42:51,294 --> 00:42:53,616 So let's... let's put these back. 723 00:42:53,696 --> 00:42:57,200 - They're amazing. - Oh, I'm sure they're just paintings. 724 00:42:58,468 --> 00:43:00,990 They're pretty great, Mom. 725 00:43:01,070 --> 00:43:03,107 Yeah, thank you. 726 00:43:05,809 --> 00:43:07,831 The fridge is full, 727 00:43:07,911 --> 00:43:11,968 so you are welcome to whatever is in there. 728 00:43:12,048 --> 00:43:14,371 - Thanks, Mom, have fun. - Thanks. 729 00:43:14,451 --> 00:43:16,072 Give me a kiss. 730 00:43:19,722 --> 00:43:22,512 - Drive safe, Dad. - Yep. 731 00:43:22,592 --> 00:43:24,414 You look after your brother. 732 00:43:24,494 --> 00:43:26,750 - It's only gonna be a couple of days. - I know. 733 00:43:26,830 --> 00:43:28,885 - I'll be fine. - Bye, Daddy. 734 00:43:28,965 --> 00:43:31,002 Stay out of our room. 735 00:43:32,168 --> 00:43:34,205 Will do. 736 00:43:36,573 --> 00:43:39,863 - Why is she crying? - She always cries at good-byes. 737 00:43:39,943 --> 00:43:42,617 Oh. 738 00:43:59,662 --> 00:44:03,610 739 00:44:05,435 --> 00:44:08,382 740 00:44:09,539 --> 00:44:12,295 You know, as awkward as yesterday was, 741 00:44:12,375 --> 00:44:14,197 I really think I've cleared a hurdle. 742 00:44:14,277 --> 00:44:16,433 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 743 00:44:16,513 --> 00:44:18,802 I was thinking about what, um, 744 00:44:18,882 --> 00:44:21,171 what that stupid "Esquire" guy said. 745 00:44:21,251 --> 00:44:24,140 That every time I make a... I don't know... make a mess of things, 746 00:44:24,220 --> 00:44:26,543 I'm just doing exactly what child A always did. 747 00:44:26,623 --> 00:44:29,913 But when I think about it, it pissed me off that was right... 748 00:44:29,993 --> 00:44:31,781 That he was right on the money, right? 749 00:44:31,861 --> 00:44:35,251 Exactly, Baxter, he was right on the money. 750 00:44:35,331 --> 00:44:37,554 - Mm-hmm. - And yesterday, I didn't do that. 751 00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:40,190 Mm-mm. Child A stood up to them. 752 00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:42,992 And that's thanks to child B, right? 753 00:44:43,072 --> 00:44:46,884 Yeah, we're helping each other. We're breaking old patterns. 754 00:44:47,910 --> 00:44:50,367 Like a couple of Dr. Phils. 755 00:44:50,947 --> 00:44:54,671 We're getting better. Come on, I haven't had a drink. 756 00:44:54,751 --> 00:44:57,907 - You haven't had a pill. - Well, oops. 757 00:44:57,987 --> 00:44:59,609 - Baxter. - Me ear hurt. 758 00:44:59,689 --> 00:45:01,978 Anyway, but something's working. 759 00:45:02,058 --> 00:45:04,047 - You know? - Mm-hmm. 760 00:45:04,127 --> 00:45:06,182 And when Mom and Dad realize that we're not kids anymore, 761 00:45:06,262 --> 00:45:10,820 which they have to do, we could have a healthy family. 762 00:45:10,900 --> 00:45:15,024 Healthy life. Do healthy things together. 763 00:45:15,104 --> 00:45:16,826 Take a trip. 764 00:45:16,906 --> 00:45:18,795 Grand Canyon. 765 00:45:18,875 --> 00:45:21,098 In a Winnebago. 766 00:45:21,878 --> 00:45:25,602 - Sounds terrible. - Well, I'm just spitballing. 767 00:45:25,682 --> 00:45:28,026 Come on, don't bring me down. 768 00:45:31,521 --> 00:45:33,710 Good morning, ma'am. 769 00:45:33,790 --> 00:45:36,212 Would you mind coming down to the station? 770 00:45:36,292 --> 00:45:38,548 There's a situation we'd like to talk to you about. 771 00:45:38,628 --> 00:45:41,184 Now, the car that is registered to your parents 772 00:45:41,264 --> 00:45:45,221 was found at a rest stop on Route 22 just before the Massachusetts border. 773 00:45:45,301 --> 00:45:47,724 They were not with the car, but there were, I'm afraid, 774 00:45:47,804 --> 00:45:50,193 signs of a struggle and quite a bit of blood. 775 00:45:50,273 --> 00:45:52,028 We checked the security cameras 776 00:45:52,108 --> 00:45:54,531 and interviewed employees at the surrounding locations, 777 00:45:54,611 --> 00:45:58,034 but we've been unable to come up with anything conclusive at this point. 778 00:45:58,114 --> 00:46:01,371 All signs indicate that your parents are currently missing, 779 00:46:01,451 --> 00:46:04,107 and we have to suspect foul play. 780 00:46:04,187 --> 00:46:06,242 I'm sorry, Sheriff, this is, um... 781 00:46:06,322 --> 00:46:08,478 Our parents aren't missing. 782 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:10,713 They're artists. This is all a performance. 783 00:46:10,793 --> 00:46:14,184 We know all about their art things. 784 00:46:14,264 --> 00:46:16,886 But the fact is, they're missing from a car 785 00:46:16,966 --> 00:46:19,055 that they were driving, and it's covered in blood. 786 00:46:19,135 --> 00:46:21,157 This is so stupid. 787 00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:23,626 Ma'am, there have been four rest-stop abductions 788 00:46:23,706 --> 00:46:28,398 in the last nine months all along Route 22 and all ending in homicides. 789 00:46:28,478 --> 00:46:30,033 Hang on. 790 00:46:30,113 --> 00:46:32,150 Really? 791 00:46:33,950 --> 00:46:36,472 That's not what this is. 792 00:46:36,552 --> 00:46:38,589 Let's hope not. 793 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,313 Let's hope not, but the crime scene photos 794 00:46:43,393 --> 00:46:47,170 do show some startling similarities to the other cases. 795 00:46:48,298 --> 00:46:50,253 Would it be possible for me to have a look at that? 796 00:46:50,333 --> 00:46:53,075 Did you say four in the last nine months? 797 00:46:54,670 --> 00:46:56,559 And this would be the fifth or the fourth? 798 00:46:57,839 --> 00:47:00,997 - Jesus Christ. Let me see that. - It's fake. Fake blood. 799 00:47:01,077 --> 00:47:02,232 - Can I see it? - This is what they... 800 00:47:02,312 --> 00:47:04,801 this is what they use in a lot of their performances. 801 00:47:04,881 --> 00:47:07,403 The lab will let us know if that is the case. 802 00:47:07,483 --> 00:47:09,520 Ahem. 803 00:47:22,765 --> 00:47:25,021 You think they're dead, right? 804 00:47:25,101 --> 00:47:27,138 We don't know that, but... 805 00:47:28,371 --> 00:47:30,544 it is a possible scenario, yes. 806 00:47:32,141 --> 00:47:35,498 Our parents are probably hiding somewhere now laughing themselves silly. 807 00:47:35,578 --> 00:47:38,301 And as soon as you say they're dead, they're gonna pop up resurrected. 808 00:47:38,381 --> 00:47:42,238 It takes seven years to pronounce someone dead without a body in this state. 809 00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,307 Are they gonna wait seven years? 810 00:47:59,902 --> 00:48:01,724 Here's another one. 811 00:48:01,804 --> 00:48:04,560 "College student latest victim in a string of rest-stop murders." 812 00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,163 Mm-hmm. They knew about the murders. 813 00:48:07,243 --> 00:48:10,800 They built the entire piece around them. 814 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:12,902 Do you wanna know why they did it? 815 00:48:12,982 --> 00:48:14,871 Because we wouldn't do the Chicken Queen thing. 816 00:48:14,951 --> 00:48:16,706 We're being punished. 817 00:48:16,786 --> 00:48:19,342 "Local man found in IHOP Dumpster." 818 00:48:19,422 --> 00:48:22,712 A place of healing, my ass. Staging their own death. 819 00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:24,947 - Annie, don't do that. - Oh, God, you're right. 820 00:48:25,027 --> 00:48:27,350 You're right. What am I doing? 821 00:48:27,430 --> 00:48:29,402 Slipping back. 822 00:48:30,633 --> 00:48:35,458 And you wanna know something? This is all Caleb. All Caleb. 823 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:38,227 That's why Mom was crying when she left, she didn't wanna go. 824 00:48:38,307 --> 00:48:41,364 Why else would she leave those paintings for us to find? 825 00:48:41,444 --> 00:48:43,833 Well, she... she didn't. She hid them. 826 00:48:43,913 --> 00:48:46,369 From him. She wasn't hiding them from us. 827 00:48:46,449 --> 00:48:48,224 They were in my closet. 828 00:48:49,919 --> 00:48:54,444 She wants us to know that she's her own artist. 829 00:48:54,524 --> 00:48:57,146 Right? She doesn't wanna do his art anymore. 830 00:48:57,226 --> 00:49:01,484 Same as us. She is... she is being forced into it just as we are. 831 00:49:01,564 --> 00:49:04,602 We're all being forced into this crap. 832 00:49:08,203 --> 00:49:10,293 And what if he isn't doing that? 833 00:49:10,973 --> 00:49:13,196 What if this is real? 834 00:49:13,276 --> 00:49:16,165 - I mean, just consider it. - Baxter, come on. 835 00:49:16,245 --> 00:49:19,969 - It could be real. I mean, come on. - That's... that's what he wants. 836 00:49:20,049 --> 00:49:23,339 This is what he wants. He wants us to think that they're dead. 837 00:49:23,419 --> 00:49:26,676 It's pretty low, even by his standards, but that's what he wants. 838 00:49:26,756 --> 00:49:30,213 He wants child A, child B crying, doing this. 839 00:49:30,293 --> 00:49:32,330 Mm-hmm. I hope you're right. 840 00:49:35,832 --> 00:49:39,555 - That son of a bitch. - What? What? 841 00:49:39,635 --> 00:49:43,493 That son of a bitch! 842 00:49:43,573 --> 00:49:46,896 If this is an art piece, then they're recording us. 843 00:49:46,976 --> 00:49:49,499 And they've got cameras somewhere. 844 00:49:49,579 --> 00:49:51,400 And they're trying to tape us. 845 00:50:05,194 --> 00:50:07,149 Caleb? 846 00:50:07,229 --> 00:50:09,419 Camille! 847 00:50:10,566 --> 00:50:13,604 I know it! Come on! 848 00:50:15,938 --> 00:50:19,228 But I know that they're hiding somewhere. 849 00:50:19,308 --> 00:50:21,764 Just waiting. 850 00:50:21,844 --> 00:50:24,901 We're... we're going to bed early, we're getting up early, 851 00:50:24,981 --> 00:50:27,069 we're putting our heads together, and we're gonna search for them. 852 00:50:27,149 --> 00:50:30,187 And we're not gonna stop until we find them. 853 00:50:54,710 --> 00:50:56,265 I can't think of anyone. 854 00:50:56,345 --> 00:50:59,168 They didn't have any friends. We're their only relatives. 855 00:50:59,248 --> 00:51:01,738 Well, somebody's helping them. 856 00:51:03,753 --> 00:51:05,541 What are you doing? What is that? 857 00:51:05,621 --> 00:51:07,343 This is a corkboard. 858 00:51:07,423 --> 00:51:09,946 I can't conduct an investigation without a corkboard. 859 00:51:10,026 --> 00:51:13,516 And I am pinning all this stuff to it. 860 00:51:13,596 --> 00:51:16,986 Been through their address books, their emails, 861 00:51:17,066 --> 00:51:21,139 and I haven't really found anything that jumps out. 862 00:51:27,510 --> 00:51:30,333 Don't you think we should let the sheriff do all this? 863 00:51:30,413 --> 00:51:32,902 Oh, no. The sheriff isn't looking for them. 864 00:51:32,982 --> 00:51:35,019 The sheriff is looking for murders. 865 00:51:44,093 --> 00:51:46,482 Yeah, and-and if we do find them, 866 00:51:46,562 --> 00:51:48,718 and they're alive, what then? 867 00:51:48,798 --> 00:51:50,386 What do we do? Do we punish them? 868 00:51:50,466 --> 00:51:53,122 This isn't about punishment, Baxter. 869 00:51:53,202 --> 00:51:54,891 This is about honesty. 870 00:51:54,971 --> 00:51:58,427 This is about saying, "Enough. We're done. 871 00:51:58,507 --> 00:52:00,263 Cut the crap. No more pretending. 872 00:52:00,343 --> 00:52:03,299 You're not dead. We're not in mourning. 873 00:52:03,379 --> 00:52:06,569 We're not gonna play anymore. 874 00:52:06,649 --> 00:52:08,404 We're gonna get on with our lives. 875 00:52:08,484 --> 00:52:11,207 We're gonna be a real family... for once. 876 00:52:11,287 --> 00:52:14,544 Live a real life." 877 00:52:14,624 --> 00:52:16,646 And rent a Winnebago, yeah? 878 00:52:16,726 --> 00:52:19,715 Are you making fun of me? 879 00:52:19,795 --> 00:52:22,218 - No. - I'm doing this for us. 880 00:52:22,298 --> 00:52:25,279 For all of us. You understand that, right? 881 00:52:30,006 --> 00:52:32,043 Okay. 882 00:52:34,677 --> 00:52:36,566 Are you hungry? 883 00:52:36,646 --> 00:52:38,868 No, I have to stay focused. 884 00:52:38,948 --> 00:52:41,404 Watch a few of these. 885 00:52:41,484 --> 00:52:43,521 Stay focused. 886 00:52:49,558 --> 00:52:53,082 I do not feel comfortable doing this, and it's just a bad idea. 887 00:52:53,162 --> 00:52:54,917 Have you ever heard "the show must go on"? 888 00:52:54,997 --> 00:52:56,552 Well, that is what happens when the leading man 889 00:52:56,632 --> 00:52:58,287 crashes his car into a tree on opening night. 890 00:52:58,367 --> 00:53:00,756 - I have to stage manage. - Baxter, Colby is in the hospital... 891 00:53:00,836 --> 00:53:02,592 - Annie. Annie. - ...with a broken collarbone. 892 00:53:02,672 --> 00:53:04,961 This is my final performance of my senior year. 893 00:53:05,041 --> 00:53:07,463 - There are kissing scenes. - I'm an actor. 894 00:53:07,543 --> 00:53:09,098 - I won't be kissing you. - Yes, you will. 895 00:53:09,178 --> 00:53:13,035 - I'll be kissing Romeo. - Played by your brother! 896 00:53:13,115 --> 00:53:15,070 I just heard about what happened to Colby Reed. 897 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:18,007 - We got a packed auditorium. - It's okay. Baxter's gonna step in. 898 00:53:20,423 --> 00:53:23,146 Miss Delano, are you familiar with the plot of this play? 899 00:53:23,226 --> 00:53:25,381 Baxter knows the lines, Joe, without him, we don't have a play. 900 00:53:25,461 --> 00:53:28,117 Yeah, well, with him, we have incest. 901 00:53:28,197 --> 00:53:30,086 All right, very well. We will do this play. 902 00:53:30,166 --> 00:53:33,522 - There will be no kissing. - It's "Romeo and Juliet." 903 00:53:33,602 --> 00:53:34,990 That's the deal, Miss Fang. 904 00:53:37,406 --> 00:53:39,511 You're gonna be great. Go get dressed. 905 00:53:42,878 --> 00:53:45,768 Though grant for prayer's sake. 906 00:53:45,848 --> 00:53:49,038 Then move not, while prayer's effect I take. 907 00:53:49,118 --> 00:53:52,691 Thus from my lips, by thine, my sin is purged. 908 00:53:59,962 --> 00:54:03,619 Then have my lips the sin that they have took. 909 00:54:03,699 --> 00:54:05,521 Sin from thy lips? 910 00:54:05,601 --> 00:54:07,672 Give me my sin again. 911 00:54:15,911 --> 00:54:19,235 You kiss by the book. 912 00:54:19,315 --> 00:54:22,438 People are laughing because of you. You are ruining... 913 00:54:22,518 --> 00:54:25,007 Good even to my ghostly confessor. 914 00:54:25,087 --> 00:54:28,762 Romeo will thank thee, daughter, for us both. 915 00:54:48,677 --> 00:54:49,765 Wait... no, no. 916 00:54:49,845 --> 00:54:53,736 No. No. No, no, no, no, no. 917 00:54:58,988 --> 00:55:01,210 Bravo! 918 00:55:01,290 --> 00:55:02,997 Bravo! 919 00:55:05,962 --> 00:55:08,350 - You were... It's the best... - I really appreciate that. 920 00:55:08,430 --> 00:55:09,685 ...Shakespeare I've ever seen. 921 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:12,321 - B, telling you, so good. Very best. - That was so good. 922 00:55:12,401 --> 00:55:14,090 - What's that? - Miss Delano. 923 00:55:14,170 --> 00:55:17,459 - Couple minutes, kids. - Get in the car, come on. 924 00:55:17,539 --> 00:55:20,663 - Quite a night, right? - I was just fired, actually. 925 00:55:20,743 --> 00:55:23,632 - What? - Oh, it was worth it. 926 00:55:23,712 --> 00:55:28,103 - Tonight we did what theater should do. - But it wasn't your fault. 927 00:55:28,183 --> 00:55:30,072 Oh, I knew what I was getting into. 928 00:55:30,152 --> 00:55:32,174 I told your parents when we were preparing this thing 929 00:55:32,254 --> 00:55:36,812 that the best art always leaves scorched earth in its wake. 930 00:55:36,892 --> 00:55:39,315 Scorched earth. 931 00:55:39,395 --> 00:55:42,752 What do you mean "when we were preparing this thing"? 932 00:55:42,832 --> 00:55:46,177 Your parents didn't tell you? 933 00:55:48,103 --> 00:55:51,660 It was their idea, but I was honored to be a part of it. 934 00:55:51,740 --> 00:55:53,863 You might not believe it, but I studied... 935 00:55:53,943 --> 00:55:57,533 at my university... I studied in the Experimental Theater Wing, so... 936 00:55:57,613 --> 00:56:02,438 Um, your parents are two of the most important avant-garde artists of our time. 937 00:56:02,518 --> 00:56:04,473 Of course I helped them. 938 00:56:04,553 --> 00:56:07,009 Well, what about Colby Reed? 939 00:56:07,089 --> 00:56:09,045 How'd you know he'd just crash his car? 940 00:56:09,125 --> 00:56:11,180 Oh, your parents took care of him. 941 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:13,516 No, no, no, no. Goodness, no. 942 00:56:13,596 --> 00:56:16,519 Um, they paid him $500 to drop out of the play. 943 00:56:16,599 --> 00:56:19,188 The crash was just bad luck. 944 00:56:19,268 --> 00:56:21,957 Why would they do all that? 945 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,927 For art, darling. 946 00:56:26,457 --> 00:56:28,494 For art. 947 00:56:43,158 --> 00:56:46,348 We're such cattle. You know, people need to be shaken up. 948 00:56:46,428 --> 00:56:50,686 Snap out of it. Look around, see things in a new way. 949 00:56:50,766 --> 00:56:52,655 - That's what we try to do in our work. - That's right. 950 00:56:52,735 --> 00:56:57,326 Because if you shake something up hard enough, it gets transformed. 951 00:56:57,406 --> 00:56:59,028 It's not really about what we do. 952 00:56:59,108 --> 00:57:00,730 - It's what they do. - Yeah. 953 00:57:00,810 --> 00:57:02,698 - The people watching. - Yes. 954 00:57:02,778 --> 00:57:04,967 Our work hasn't an affect on them 'cause we wake them up. 955 00:57:05,047 --> 00:57:06,802 - We bring them back to life. - Mm-hmm. 956 00:57:06,882 --> 00:57:08,103 It's a resurrection. 957 00:57:08,183 --> 00:57:10,373 Another reflection of the human condition? 958 00:57:10,453 --> 00:57:12,608 No, you know it's not. 959 00:57:12,688 --> 00:57:15,277 Who wants to see a reflection of the human condition? 960 00:57:15,357 --> 00:57:19,048 I suppose that happens when our pieces are shown in galleries. 961 00:57:19,128 --> 00:57:21,283 "Oh, look what they did. Look how people responded. 962 00:57:21,363 --> 00:57:22,752 It's so human and wonderful." 963 00:57:22,832 --> 00:57:25,854 But that's not the art. To me, by then, you know, it's over. 964 00:57:25,934 --> 00:57:29,391 Yeah, we really only do gallery shows to get grants. 965 00:57:29,471 --> 00:57:30,759 Mm-hmm. 966 00:57:30,839 --> 00:57:33,362 The art is in the actual moment, as it's happening. 967 00:57:33,442 --> 00:57:35,230 Real people really responding. 968 00:57:35,310 --> 00:57:39,368 The actual human condition, not some artist version of it. 969 00:57:39,448 --> 00:57:43,105 - Isn't that just life? - Yes, exactly. 970 00:57:43,185 --> 00:57:45,941 Not a reflection of life but life itself. 971 00:57:46,021 --> 00:57:49,411 Art and life, life and art, we make them interchangeable. 972 00:57:49,491 --> 00:57:52,581 And both are enriched because of it. 973 00:57:52,661 --> 00:57:55,050 Do you think other art can do that? 974 00:57:55,130 --> 00:57:57,419 No. What, painting? 975 00:57:57,499 --> 00:58:00,289 Photography? That's the opposite. That's death. 976 00:58:00,369 --> 00:58:04,626 Art happens when things move around, not when you freeze them in a block of ice. 977 00:58:04,706 --> 00:58:07,663 - God! - That was art. 978 00:58:07,743 --> 00:58:09,780 You're crazy. 979 00:58:10,846 --> 00:58:13,690 This is not. 980 00:58:16,785 --> 00:58:19,341 - See? - Cheers. 981 00:58:19,421 --> 00:58:21,477 - Right? - That's right. 982 00:58:21,557 --> 00:58:23,145 - Did I surprise you? - You surprised me. 983 00:58:23,225 --> 00:58:25,313 You always do, don't you? 984 00:58:26,962 --> 00:58:28,999 Anyway, that's what I mean. 985 00:58:30,399 --> 00:58:33,073 - Hey, Baxter? - Yeah? 986 00:58:34,069 --> 00:58:37,626 The "Romeo and Juliet" thing, 987 00:58:37,706 --> 00:58:40,863 that was when it all stopped being simple, isn't it? 988 00:58:40,943 --> 00:58:44,300 - Well, isn't that why you left? - No. 989 00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:47,361 I thought I left because I went to college. 990 00:58:48,584 --> 00:58:50,372 Hey, why are you getting dressed up? 991 00:58:50,452 --> 00:58:52,762 I wanna look the part. 992 00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:56,078 What part? 993 00:58:56,158 --> 00:59:00,015 The part of someone who gets up in front of a class and isn't completely petrified by it. 994 00:59:00,095 --> 00:59:02,718 - You're going? - Yeah, is that wrong? 995 00:59:02,798 --> 00:59:05,854 Uh, I just think it's a little strange. 996 00:59:05,934 --> 00:59:08,590 I mean, come on, making public appearances 997 00:59:08,670 --> 00:59:11,627 - when your parents are missing? - Yeah, well, I need the distraction. 998 00:59:11,707 --> 00:59:14,396 Oh, Baxter. 999 00:59:14,476 --> 00:59:15,764 Well, then, I wanna go. 1000 00:59:15,844 --> 00:59:18,834 - I wanna hear you speak. - I'm not really gonna be speaking. 1001 00:59:18,914 --> 00:59:20,202 I'm just gonna be answering their questions. 1002 00:59:20,282 --> 00:59:23,806 - I don't care. I wanna go. - All right. 1003 00:59:23,886 --> 00:59:25,507 I don't want you jumping in, though, okay? 1004 00:59:25,587 --> 00:59:27,567 They just... they wanna hear from me. 1005 00:59:29,958 --> 00:59:32,448 - I won't say a word. - Good. 1006 00:59:32,528 --> 00:59:35,150 - What do you think? - I think, um... 1007 00:59:35,230 --> 00:59:37,836 I don't know, lose the ear thing. 1008 00:59:38,834 --> 00:59:42,224 Well, that's there for medical reasons, but... 1009 00:59:42,304 --> 00:59:44,443 Well, I think it looks a bit... 1010 00:59:45,607 --> 00:59:48,830 - Like I've been hurt. - ...distracting. 1011 00:59:48,910 --> 00:59:50,866 They won't listen to your... 1012 00:59:50,946 --> 00:59:52,901 It's not working with this or this, right? 1013 00:59:52,981 --> 00:59:54,903 - 'Cause this is... - Just lost the ear thing. 1014 00:59:54,983 --> 00:59:56,071 ...pretty tight. 1015 00:59:56,151 --> 00:59:58,874 So this is Baxter Fang. 1016 00:59:58,954 --> 01:00:01,643 Author of "House of Swans," 1017 01:00:01,723 --> 01:00:05,914 which was nominated for the coveted Golden Quill award. 1018 01:00:05,994 --> 01:00:10,119 His second novel, "The Underground," was befitting a second novel. 1019 01:00:10,199 --> 01:00:12,888 A more complex and divisive book. 1020 01:00:13,820 --> 01:00:15,324 That's fair. 1021 01:00:15,504 --> 01:00:18,027 Uh, he's gonna talk to us today about the creative process. 1022 01:00:18,107 --> 01:00:19,882 Baxter, take it away. 1023 01:00:23,278 --> 01:00:24,900 Okay. 1024 01:00:24,980 --> 01:00:26,769 Don't wanna do just questions? I can... 1025 01:00:26,849 --> 01:00:29,037 All right, let me... let me present... 1026 01:00:29,117 --> 01:00:31,373 I'll present to you the, uh, 1027 01:00:31,453 --> 01:00:35,010 how... I work. I'll tell you how I write. 1028 01:00:35,090 --> 01:00:38,367 I write by computer. I do it all on computer. 1029 01:00:39,628 --> 01:00:42,785 And... 1030 01:00:42,865 --> 01:00:45,888 and I... I chew gum. 1031 01:00:45,968 --> 01:00:48,090 I find that very helpful. 1032 01:00:48,170 --> 01:00:52,227 Maybe you could speak in more general terms? 1033 01:00:52,307 --> 01:00:53,529 You know, like what drives you 1034 01:00:53,609 --> 01:00:54,730 - to put pen to paper. - Yeah. 1035 01:00:54,810 --> 01:00:56,732 A little more general, generally, 1036 01:00:56,812 --> 01:00:58,100 - more general terms. - Yeah. 1037 01:00:58,180 --> 01:01:00,456 Good, good. 1038 01:01:01,750 --> 01:01:03,973 Let's see. 1039 01:01:04,053 --> 01:01:06,375 Sometimes I get horrible thoughts in my head. 1040 01:01:06,455 --> 01:01:08,310 You guys ever get horrible thoughts in your head? 1041 01:01:08,390 --> 01:01:13,215 You know, I can't get 'em out, so it helps me to write them down. 1042 01:01:13,295 --> 01:01:15,284 Uh, when I... when I was a kid, 1043 01:01:15,364 --> 01:01:18,654 I thought a lot about this... this one... 1044 01:01:18,734 --> 01:01:23,091 I mean, I thought about what would happen my parents died. 1045 01:01:23,171 --> 01:01:25,694 And, um... 1046 01:01:25,774 --> 01:01:28,563 And I couldn't get it out of my head. 1047 01:01:28,643 --> 01:01:31,467 Can't, couldn't, can't. 1048 01:01:31,547 --> 01:01:35,203 And... and you don't wanna think about it, 1049 01:01:35,283 --> 01:01:39,208 but if you do get stuck with it, I suggest you write it down. 1050 01:01:39,288 --> 01:01:40,342 That's what I did. 1051 01:01:40,422 --> 01:01:41,877 Um, I've... 1052 01:01:41,957 --> 01:01:45,247 Well, my sister and I don't have relatives. 1053 01:01:45,327 --> 01:01:49,051 So in my story, we get... we get taken to an orphanage. 1054 01:01:49,131 --> 01:01:51,787 And... and this orphanage is run by this woman. 1055 01:01:51,867 --> 01:01:56,458 And she mistreats all these kids, she's very harsh to them. 1056 01:01:56,538 --> 01:01:59,294 And my sister and I, 1057 01:01:59,374 --> 01:02:02,464 we... we put up with... with all the... 1058 01:02:02,544 --> 01:02:05,367 the harsh treatment for months. 1059 01:02:05,447 --> 01:02:08,037 And then we figure out a... a way to escape. 1060 01:02:08,117 --> 01:02:10,439 We... One night under cover of darkness, 1061 01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,808 we go to this... this incinerator chute. 1062 01:02:12,888 --> 01:02:14,576 We get out the bottom of the chute, 1063 01:02:14,656 --> 01:02:19,047 and we scoot off across this field of beets. 1064 01:02:19,127 --> 01:02:20,916 I have it as a field of beets. 1065 01:02:20,996 --> 01:02:24,686 Anyway, so this is a field of beets, and we're running across it, we're running across, 1066 01:02:24,766 --> 01:02:27,089 and we're looking over our shoulder and all is good. 1067 01:02:27,169 --> 01:02:29,625 We make it, we get to the other side and there's this peaceful forest. 1068 01:02:29,705 --> 01:02:31,894 And we go into this forest, and it's... 1069 01:02:31,974 --> 01:02:35,097 We think that all the hardship is behind us, 1070 01:02:35,177 --> 01:02:38,367 but then, suddenly, a sack goes over our heads. 1071 01:02:38,447 --> 01:02:42,404 And we're taken away into this underground, like, lair. 1072 01:02:42,484 --> 01:02:45,040 And there's all these other kidnapped kids in there. 1073 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:48,544 And another chapter of misery would kind of start from there. 1074 01:02:48,624 --> 01:02:50,646 I don't have that part yet, but... 1075 01:02:50,726 --> 01:02:53,248 Anyway... 1076 01:02:53,328 --> 01:02:55,784 Anybody ever have terrible thoughts like that? 1077 01:02:55,864 --> 01:02:57,119 - I do. - Do you? 1078 01:02:57,199 --> 01:03:00,289 All the time. 1079 01:03:00,369 --> 01:03:02,508 Just write 'em down. 1080 01:03:03,872 --> 01:03:05,627 It's helpful, for me at least. 1081 01:03:05,707 --> 01:03:08,296 You know, if I can't get it out of my head, I just... I write 'em down. 1082 01:03:08,376 --> 01:03:10,632 Even if they're super weird, I can control them. 1083 01:03:10,712 --> 01:03:13,056 And I can... I can... 1084 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:17,272 I can just, you know, I can control my world. 1085 01:03:17,352 --> 01:03:18,774 You know, with writing. 1086 01:03:18,854 --> 01:03:20,375 That's what writing is for me. 1087 01:03:20,455 --> 01:03:22,492 Just... 1088 01:03:44,345 --> 01:03:46,835 You have five new messages. 1089 01:03:46,915 --> 01:03:51,840 - First new message. - Hi, this is Ann Amata from Art... 1090 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:55,410 - Second new message. - This is WMAC in Albany. 1091 01:03:55,490 --> 01:03:57,879 We're hoping to schedule an intervie... 1092 01:03:57,959 --> 01:04:02,250 - Third new message. - Hey, this is Eddie Sanchez... 1093 01:04:02,330 --> 01:04:03,986 Fourth new message. 1094 01:04:04,566 --> 01:04:08,390 Hey, this is, uh, Sheriff Hale. I said I'd call when the blood results came back. 1095 01:04:08,470 --> 01:04:11,059 I'm afraid that, uh, the blood at the scene 1096 01:04:11,139 --> 01:04:14,897 does match your dad's DNA profile, so it is real. 1097 01:04:14,977 --> 01:04:16,798 Which, obviously, none of us wanted, 1098 01:04:16,878 --> 01:04:19,835 but it does mean that we have a serious situation here. 1099 01:04:19,915 --> 01:04:23,505 So we'll need to dig a bit deeper into the investigation as we discussed. 1100 01:04:23,585 --> 01:04:26,207 I'd appreciate a call back. Thank you. 1101 01:04:30,425 --> 01:04:32,496 That doesn't mean anything. 1102 01:04:34,363 --> 01:04:37,619 Caleb's done crazier things than draw his own blood. 1103 01:04:37,699 --> 01:04:40,612 You know that. 1104 01:04:50,045 --> 01:04:52,082 Good night. 1105 01:05:50,972 --> 01:05:54,429 Baxter! I think I found something. 1106 01:05:54,509 --> 01:05:57,299 You were wrong! You were wrong. 1107 01:05:57,379 --> 01:06:00,383 When you said that they didn't have any friends, you forgot about Hobart. 1108 01:06:01,450 --> 01:06:03,638 - Who's that? - Hobart Waxman. 1109 01:06:03,718 --> 01:06:05,373 Their mentor. 1110 01:06:05,453 --> 01:06:09,211 If they told anyone about their disappearance, they would've told Hobart. 1111 01:06:09,291 --> 01:06:11,446 Can we talk about this tomorrow? 1112 01:06:11,526 --> 01:06:12,948 'Cause I'm right in the middle of this. 1113 01:06:13,028 --> 01:06:14,850 - Middle of what? - I'm writing my book. 1114 01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:16,685 I just... I thought of something really good, and I'm... 1115 01:06:16,765 --> 01:06:18,353 Oh, wow. 1116 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,989 - That's exciting. - I'm excited about it. 1117 01:06:21,069 --> 01:06:23,125 So what are we gonna do about Hobart? 1118 01:06:23,205 --> 01:06:25,927 He's gotta be dead or pretty close to it. 1119 01:06:26,007 --> 01:06:27,262 Then we better find him soon. 1120 01:06:27,342 --> 01:06:29,865 - Annie... - Come on. 1121 01:06:29,945 --> 01:06:32,267 - ...I'm not only... - No, no, no, don't do this to me. 1122 01:06:32,347 --> 01:06:34,269 Don't make me do it by myself. You promised. 1123 01:06:34,349 --> 01:06:36,955 You promised that we'd help each other. 1124 01:06:40,155 --> 01:06:43,111 The first year I was in Hobart's class, 1125 01:06:43,191 --> 01:06:46,315 we went to see a piece by the artist Chris Burton, 1126 01:06:46,395 --> 01:06:48,750 who's work Hobart did not care for. 1127 01:06:48,830 --> 01:06:52,087 Chris Burton's a hack. A complete and utter fraud. 1128 01:06:52,167 --> 01:06:53,822 So we're at Burton's gallery, 1129 01:06:53,902 --> 01:06:56,958 and he tells us he's gonna be shot, today. 1130 01:06:57,038 --> 01:06:59,895 Sure enough, an assistant pulls out a gun and shoots him. 1131 01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:02,097 In the arm. 1132 01:07:02,177 --> 01:07:03,865 I was shocked. I thought it was thrilling. 1133 01:07:03,945 --> 01:07:06,234 And I made the mistake of saying so in class. 1134 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:10,639 - So Hobart turns on me, and he says... - It's horseshit! 1135 01:07:10,719 --> 01:07:13,608 Art could never happen in a control environment. 1136 01:07:13,688 --> 01:07:15,176 That's not art. 1137 01:07:15,256 --> 01:07:17,312 I don't know what it is... taxidermy. 1138 01:07:17,392 --> 01:07:20,182 I mean, who the hell cares if you let somebody 1139 01:07:20,262 --> 01:07:22,484 come and shoot you in the goddamn gallery? 1140 01:07:22,564 --> 01:07:25,620 There's no danger. There's no... no surprise. 1141 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:29,391 No, it needs to take place in the world, 1142 01:07:29,471 --> 01:07:33,044 around people who just don't know that it's art. 1143 01:07:34,943 --> 01:07:38,133 That's the way it has to be. 1144 01:07:38,213 --> 01:07:40,435 He was so disappointed in me. 1145 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:42,337 I had to make it up to him somehow. 1146 01:07:42,417 --> 01:07:46,441 Caleb and I were dating, and he asked me if I could run a camera. 1147 01:07:46,521 --> 01:07:51,880 So we hunkered down in a classroom on the fifth floor of the history building 1148 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,216 with a window that overlooked the courtyard, 1149 01:07:54,296 --> 01:07:57,252 and we waited for Hobart to pass by. 1150 01:07:57,332 --> 01:08:00,021 1151 01:08:00,101 --> 01:08:03,325 1152 01:08:03,405 --> 01:08:09,097 never start in the race 1153 01:08:09,177 --> 01:08:15,270 that has not been alive 1154 01:08:15,350 --> 01:08:18,106 1155 01:08:18,186 --> 01:08:21,142 1156 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,345 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1157 01:08:23,425 --> 01:08:25,880 1158 01:08:25,960 --> 01:08:28,216 He shot me with a crossbow. 1159 01:08:28,296 --> 01:08:31,286 I... I shot him with a crossbow. 1160 01:08:31,366 --> 01:08:33,388 - He almost used a rifle. - I... 1161 01:08:33,468 --> 01:08:35,824 - And thank God you didn't. - He knew what was gonna happen. 1162 01:08:35,904 --> 01:08:36,858 He just didn't know when. 1163 01:08:36,938 --> 01:08:40,428 There was a card in my pocket. Said "I've been wounded by a friend." 1164 01:08:40,508 --> 01:08:43,331 It was chaos. 1165 01:08:43,411 --> 01:08:46,801 Screaming, blood, silence. 1166 01:08:46,881 --> 01:08:51,539 I remember lying there thinking, "Oh, this is so beautiful." 1167 01:08:51,619 --> 01:08:55,277 He... he refused to give them my name. 1168 01:08:57,859 --> 01:09:00,081 - He's a good guy. - Yeah, he's all right. 1169 01:09:00,161 --> 01:09:02,918 - Hobart, you fat fuck. - Hobart. 1170 01:09:04,365 --> 01:09:07,389 1171 01:09:07,469 --> 01:09:13,476 1172 01:09:15,210 --> 01:09:17,247 Wow. 1173 01:09:19,414 --> 01:09:21,169 It doesn't look like there's anybody here, 1174 01:09:21,249 --> 01:09:24,172 - so what now? - Even better. 1175 01:09:24,252 --> 01:09:27,575 Let's find an open door, search the house. 1176 01:09:27,655 --> 01:09:29,544 Hang on, what are you talking about? 1177 01:09:29,624 --> 01:09:31,913 Come on, let's split up. 1178 01:09:31,993 --> 01:09:33,348 - Quick. - We're just gonna break in? 1179 01:09:33,428 --> 01:09:35,066 - Yeah. Come on. - Annie... 1180 01:10:27,215 --> 01:10:29,537 Don't move, honey. 1181 01:10:29,617 --> 01:10:32,474 - I'll put a hole in your boyfriend. - He's got a gun. 1182 01:10:32,554 --> 01:10:35,262 Take it easy, Hobart. You know us. 1183 01:10:38,426 --> 01:10:40,515 Annie. Annie Fang. 1184 01:10:40,595 --> 01:10:42,472 Holy shit. 1185 01:10:43,932 --> 01:10:47,122 - Is this Baxter? - Yeah, Baxter. 1186 01:10:47,202 --> 01:10:49,079 Baxter Fang. 1187 01:10:49,938 --> 01:10:51,426 I'll be damned. 1188 01:10:51,506 --> 01:10:53,929 So can you take the gun out of my back now, please? 1189 01:10:54,009 --> 01:10:56,097 Oh, hell, I don't have a gun. 1190 01:10:56,177 --> 01:10:59,301 - Just my finger. Bang, bang. - Oh. 1191 01:11:00,681 --> 01:11:02,291 You got me. 1192 01:11:03,585 --> 01:11:06,875 Annie, I haven't seen you since you were a bit of a thing. 1193 01:11:06,955 --> 01:11:09,765 I watched all your movies, though. 1194 01:11:10,892 --> 01:11:13,248 And you, too, Baxter. 1195 01:11:13,328 --> 01:11:15,968 - Those books are terrific. - Thank you. 1196 01:11:17,031 --> 01:11:18,987 Well, not that second one. That was... 1197 01:11:19,067 --> 01:11:21,123 - Not for you? - But the first one... 1198 01:11:21,203 --> 01:11:23,191 - that was very good. - Thank you. 1199 01:11:23,271 --> 01:11:25,026 Yeah, that second one... 1200 01:11:25,106 --> 01:11:27,963 second one was... that was a challenge. 1201 01:11:28,043 --> 01:11:30,064 Third one's gonna be good, though. 1202 01:11:32,147 --> 01:11:35,337 So I read about your parents. Awful story. 1203 01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:37,590 Think they're really dead? 1204 01:11:38,620 --> 01:11:40,408 - Well, I think it's very, very... - No. No, no, I don't. 1205 01:11:40,488 --> 01:11:44,163 - ...possible. - I think you're helping them. 1206 01:11:45,527 --> 01:11:48,149 Is that why you're here? 1207 01:11:48,229 --> 01:11:52,507 You're the only one who believes in them enough to not tell anyone else, so... 1208 01:11:53,635 --> 01:11:55,490 They love you. 1209 01:11:56,770 --> 01:11:58,693 They most certainly do not. 1210 01:11:58,773 --> 01:12:01,496 We had a falling out years ago. 1211 01:12:01,576 --> 01:12:03,031 - Really? - Is that right? 1212 01:12:03,111 --> 01:12:05,267 Mm-hmm. 1213 01:12:05,347 --> 01:12:07,384 - Really? - Yeah. 1214 01:12:10,085 --> 01:12:12,240 Well, what was it about? 1215 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:15,999 It's not my place to say. 1216 01:12:21,029 --> 01:12:24,719 - Can I offer you a little advice? - Sure. 1217 01:12:24,799 --> 01:12:26,836 Stop looking for them. 1218 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:34,329 It was a bad idea tangling up family and art. 1219 01:12:34,409 --> 01:12:36,965 It... 1220 01:12:37,045 --> 01:12:39,719 But maybe you're free of that now. 1221 01:12:41,516 --> 01:12:44,759 You need to stop thinking of this as a sleight. 1222 01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:47,857 Start thinking of it as a gift. 1223 01:12:49,624 --> 01:12:51,713 Yeah. 1224 01:12:51,793 --> 01:12:53,830 Gift. 1225 01:13:07,876 --> 01:13:12,416 - I know I shouldn't. - What is this? 1226 01:13:14,749 --> 01:13:17,472 They were lost after you left. 1227 01:13:17,552 --> 01:13:20,041 The work suffered terribly. 1228 01:13:20,121 --> 01:13:23,611 So a few years back, I offered to finance a documentary on them. 1229 01:13:23,691 --> 01:13:26,915 To celebrate what you'd all done. 1230 01:13:26,995 --> 01:13:31,686 But also to close that chapter so they could move on to something new. 1231 01:13:31,766 --> 01:13:34,022 A documentary. 1232 01:13:34,102 --> 01:13:38,359 Yeah, it was... it was a terrible idea. 1233 01:13:38,439 --> 01:13:41,563 We never released it, obviously. 1234 01:13:41,643 --> 01:13:44,556 But you asked about, uh, falling out... 1235 01:13:47,248 --> 01:13:51,973 Tell me, did you ever think that what you were doing 1236 01:13:52,053 --> 01:13:54,676 might have an adverse effect on the children? 1237 01:13:54,756 --> 01:13:57,912 No, children are amazingly resilient. 1238 01:13:57,992 --> 01:14:02,951 When my cousin Jeffrey was two, he got stuck in a well for three days. 1239 01:14:03,031 --> 01:14:08,147 And now he's got a family and he sells vinyl siding, so there you go. 1240 01:14:09,437 --> 01:14:13,127 And when did you decide that you wanted to use them in the work? 1241 01:14:13,207 --> 01:14:16,464 A was a baby, and to be honest, after she was born, 1242 01:14:16,544 --> 01:14:20,268 I was... I was miserable. 1243 01:14:20,348 --> 01:14:22,570 I thought this is the end of our life. 1244 01:14:22,650 --> 01:14:24,739 - As artists. - Obviously, as artists, 1245 01:14:24,819 --> 01:14:27,642 because, and I've heard this over again, 1246 01:14:27,722 --> 01:14:30,311 children kill art, they just do. 1247 01:14:30,391 --> 01:14:33,348 You have them, and the passion you had 1248 01:14:33,428 --> 01:14:35,850 for creative expression becomes secondary. 1249 01:14:35,930 --> 01:14:37,719 Some people believe that. 1250 01:14:37,799 --> 01:14:42,123 I went into a terrible funk, but then the most wonderful thing happened. 1251 01:14:42,203 --> 01:14:45,526 Near Christmas, we took the baby to see Santa at the mall. 1252 01:14:45,606 --> 01:14:46,895 It was my idea. I thought it'd be cute. 1253 01:14:46,975 --> 01:14:49,130 We grab the camera, we go down there, 1254 01:14:49,210 --> 01:14:53,234 and I put A on this rancid hobo's lap, 1255 01:14:53,314 --> 01:14:56,971 and she, of course, screams, but in a way I'd never heard. 1256 01:14:57,051 --> 01:14:59,340 It was like something conjured by the dark arts. 1257 01:14:59,420 --> 01:15:02,277 Like a hoard of demons were gonna fly out of her mouth. 1258 01:15:02,357 --> 01:15:04,479 And poor Santa's trying to shake her loose. 1259 01:15:04,559 --> 01:15:07,649 The elves go running for the break room. 1260 01:15:07,729 --> 01:15:11,586 Families grab their children and run from the line. 1261 01:15:11,666 --> 01:15:15,273 It was pandemonium, and an epiphany for me. 1262 01:15:16,905 --> 01:15:20,284 I thought, "Children don't have to kill art. 1263 01:15:22,210 --> 01:15:24,247 Not if they are the art." 1264 01:15:27,649 --> 01:15:31,392 For the first time I thought, "Hey... 1265 01:15:33,054 --> 01:15:35,009 I think I want kids." 1266 01:15:35,089 --> 01:15:37,126 - Jesus, don't say that. - It's true. 1267 01:15:38,126 --> 01:15:40,715 Um, you know, I don't want that in there. 1268 01:15:40,795 --> 01:15:42,183 - Um, I want that whole... - Why? 1269 01:15:42,263 --> 01:15:43,518 - ...last section cut. - Why? 1270 01:15:43,598 --> 01:15:45,854 - What he said about the kids. - That was great... that was great stuff. 1271 01:15:45,934 --> 01:15:48,456 - Hobart, no. - What? But... 1272 01:15:48,536 --> 01:15:51,593 - What's the point of doing this... - If you... if you put that in there... 1273 01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:53,995 - ...if we're not gonna tell... - ...I swear, I-I'm not coming back. 1274 01:15:54,075 --> 01:15:56,264 - I'm done with this. - No, what are you... 1275 01:15:56,344 --> 01:15:59,434 - No, not unless you promise me. - If we're gonna tell the story, 1276 01:15:59,514 --> 01:16:01,836 don't we have to tell the real story? 1277 01:16:12,894 --> 01:16:16,317 Baxter, I know how to find them. 1278 01:16:16,397 --> 01:16:19,621 Oh, Annie, it's late. Go to bed. 1279 01:16:19,701 --> 01:16:21,656 No, no, no, no. Mom's paintings. 1280 01:16:21,736 --> 01:16:23,858 We... we do this gallery show. 1281 01:16:23,938 --> 01:16:26,127 We call it "The Hidden Art of Camille Fang" 1282 01:16:26,207 --> 01:16:29,764 and we promote it like a memorial and then Caleb will come out of hiding. 1283 01:16:29,844 --> 01:16:32,800 He will be incensed. He will rail against it. 1284 01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:34,769 - What do you think of that? - Annie, Annie, please. 1285 01:16:34,849 --> 01:16:36,137 - What do you think? - Come on. 1286 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:38,272 - I think you're drunk. Come on. - I'm not drunk. 1287 01:16:38,352 --> 01:16:42,010 - I can smell it. - No, I've had a drink, I'm not drunk. 1288 01:16:42,090 --> 01:16:45,013 Turn off that goddamn light right now and go to bed, Annie. 1289 01:16:45,093 --> 01:16:46,414 This is such a good idea. Listen to me. 1290 01:16:46,494 --> 01:16:47,949 Stop watching that fucking documentary! 1291 01:16:48,029 --> 01:16:50,218 - I have a friend who has a gallery. - You sound like an idiot. 1292 01:16:50,298 --> 01:16:52,987 - And he can... - I'm finished with this. I'm all done. 1293 01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:56,224 I'm done helping you with this search. 1294 01:16:56,304 --> 01:16:59,294 I'm done with the road trips and the... and the corkboard. 1295 01:16:59,374 --> 01:17:03,198 I'm doing all this because I'm your brother, Annie, and I love you. 1296 01:17:03,278 --> 01:17:06,367 And I think that it... you might need all this stuff to help you 1297 01:17:06,447 --> 01:17:08,169 get through all this stuff with Mom and Dad, 1298 01:17:08,249 --> 01:17:10,405 but I'm starting to think that you're just avoiding it. 1299 01:17:10,485 --> 01:17:11,606 Avoiding what? 1300 01:17:11,686 --> 01:17:14,098 I think you're just avoiding the truth. 1301 01:17:16,558 --> 01:17:18,595 Come on. 1302 01:17:33,441 --> 01:17:36,064 And if they're not dead, 1303 01:17:36,144 --> 01:17:40,368 they want everyone to think that they are, including their own kids. 1304 01:17:40,448 --> 01:17:44,453 So if we find them, what difference does it make? 1305 01:17:45,620 --> 01:17:49,466 You can't say anything to them to make them change who they are. 1306 01:17:51,592 --> 01:17:55,016 - You don't know that. - Yes, I do. 1307 01:17:55,096 --> 01:17:57,218 And for some reason, you've got some crazy idea in your head 1308 01:17:57,298 --> 01:17:59,654 that suddenly they're gonna stop being who they are. 1309 01:17:59,734 --> 01:18:02,590 And that they're gonna stop doing the things that they do. 1310 01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:06,083 And being the people that they are, Annie. 1311 01:18:07,375 --> 01:18:10,331 That they're suddenly gonna become these normal parents, 1312 01:18:10,411 --> 01:18:14,936 and that's gonna help you fix all of your... stuff. 1313 01:18:15,016 --> 01:18:17,138 It's just not gonna happen. 1314 01:18:17,218 --> 01:18:20,563 We can't fix them, we can only fix ourselves. 1315 01:18:26,460 --> 01:18:28,667 Can we, though? 1316 01:18:29,864 --> 01:18:31,901 Yeah. 1317 01:18:32,900 --> 01:18:35,156 I think we can. 1318 01:18:35,236 --> 01:18:38,513 And moving on is a start. 1319 01:18:40,875 --> 01:18:43,879 You think they're dead, don't you? 1320 01:18:45,680 --> 01:18:47,717 You thought it the whole time. 1321 01:18:51,285 --> 01:18:53,322 I don't know. 1322 01:18:57,358 --> 01:18:59,847 If they're dead, it's horrible. 1323 01:18:59,927 --> 01:19:02,601 But if they're not dead... 1324 01:19:06,534 --> 01:19:08,571 it's kinda worse. 1325 01:19:10,371 --> 01:19:12,408 In a lot of different ways. 1326 01:19:14,508 --> 01:19:17,547 So either way, I just think they're gone, you know? 1327 01:21:07,655 --> 01:21:10,044 - Hi. - Hi. 1328 01:21:10,124 --> 01:21:12,380 Find anything you like yet? 1329 01:21:12,460 --> 01:21:14,838 - I got my eye on a couple of things. - Yeah? 1330 01:21:16,030 --> 01:21:18,386 What's this music? 1331 01:21:18,466 --> 01:21:21,856 Oh, this is, I don't know, something from my parent's collection. 1332 01:21:21,936 --> 01:21:24,292 If you like it, I can get you a deal. 1333 01:21:24,372 --> 01:21:25,993 What about, um, what about this? 1334 01:21:26,073 --> 01:21:28,529 What about this instead? 1335 01:21:28,609 --> 01:21:30,097 That you can have. 1336 01:21:30,177 --> 01:21:31,766 - Really? - Yeah. 1337 01:21:31,846 --> 01:21:34,535 - Annie won't mind? - No, it's mine. 1338 01:21:34,615 --> 01:21:37,271 - I won that. - Even better, even better. 1339 01:21:37,351 --> 01:21:39,240 - I'm giving that to you. - How do I look? 1340 01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:40,441 - You look good. - Is it good? 1341 01:21:40,521 --> 01:21:42,743 - Yeah, try it on. I'll bet it fits you. - 1342 01:21:42,823 --> 01:21:44,111 - Yeah. - 1343 01:21:44,191 --> 01:21:46,113 - Come on. Through here? - 1344 01:21:46,193 --> 01:21:47,815 Hang on a second, hang on a second. 1345 01:21:47,895 --> 01:21:50,985 kill all parents 1346 01:21:51,065 --> 01:21:53,221 1347 01:21:53,301 --> 01:21:55,389 1348 01:21:55,469 --> 01:21:58,659 Hey, Annie. 1349 01:21:58,739 --> 01:22:01,595 1350 01:22:01,675 --> 01:22:04,031 - Do you hear that? - 1351 01:22:04,111 --> 01:22:06,434 - - That sound familiar? 1352 01:22:06,514 --> 01:22:08,603 - - Yeah. 1353 01:22:08,683 --> 01:22:11,205 - - Sure is. 1354 01:22:11,285 --> 01:22:14,241 kill all parents, kill, kill 1355 01:22:14,821 --> 01:22:17,211 "The Vengeful Virgins"? 1356 01:22:17,291 --> 01:22:19,313 What... 1357 01:22:19,393 --> 01:22:23,551 Song four... "KP Kill All Parents." 1358 01:22:23,631 --> 01:22:25,941 - Is everything okay? - Let me see that. 1359 01:22:27,601 --> 01:22:30,391 "Kill All Parents" is a Fang song. 1360 01:22:30,471 --> 01:22:34,462 Annie and I sang this in a piece as kids. Annie wrote this song. 1361 01:22:34,542 --> 01:22:37,098 Didn't we sing this at Central Park, and Dad's camera was destroyed. 1362 01:22:37,178 --> 01:22:38,332 There's no footage. 1363 01:22:38,412 --> 01:22:39,400 - The only way that they'd know about... - Yeah. 1364 01:22:39,480 --> 01:22:40,601 ...this song is through you, me, Mom, or Dad. 1365 01:22:40,681 --> 01:22:43,137 "The Vengeful Virgins recently signed to Light Noise, 1366 01:22:43,217 --> 01:22:45,439 a tiny indie label based in the Northwest. 1367 01:22:45,519 --> 01:22:48,809 Lucas and Linus Bolts are 14, self-taught musicians 1368 01:22:48,889 --> 01:22:52,132 obsessed with the apocalypse and still living in Massachusetts. 1369 01:23:19,887 --> 01:23:21,909 Why am I so afraid they're gonna kill us? 1370 01:23:21,989 --> 01:23:23,945 They're not gonna kill us. 1371 01:23:24,025 --> 01:23:27,214 - We're just looking for information. - Yeah, okay. 1372 01:23:27,294 --> 01:23:28,642 You ready? 1373 01:23:35,936 --> 01:23:37,925 Okay, you're looking for an address book, lyric sheet, 1374 01:23:38,005 --> 01:23:40,849 - diary, anything that's helpful. - Yeah, got it. 1375 01:23:42,176 --> 01:23:44,965 - You remember your lines? - I do. I got it. 1376 01:23:45,045 --> 01:23:48,322 - You wanna run it? - No, I don't wanna run it. 1377 01:23:49,316 --> 01:23:52,039 - Hi. Is that Linus? - Lucas. 1378 01:23:52,119 --> 01:23:53,674 Mm, Lucas. 1379 01:23:53,754 --> 01:23:55,843 50-50 shot. 1380 01:23:55,923 --> 01:23:59,769 Um, we're the writers from "Spin." "Spin" magazine. 1381 01:24:01,695 --> 01:24:04,051 - We you not expecting us? - No. 1382 01:24:04,131 --> 01:24:07,121 - Oh, that's weird. - No? 1383 01:24:07,201 --> 01:24:10,424 I'm Jana Day. This is, uh, Pete Sanders. 1384 01:24:10,504 --> 01:24:13,060 - I'm Pete. - And, um, we're here to do the, uh, 1385 01:24:13,140 --> 01:24:14,328 the profile on you and your brother 1386 01:24:14,408 --> 01:24:17,064 - for the magazine. - Yeah, we're supposed to do an interview. 1387 01:24:17,144 --> 01:24:19,767 Usually interviews go through our manager. 1388 01:24:19,847 --> 01:24:21,235 - Yeah, we did that. - Sure. 1389 01:24:21,315 --> 01:24:22,937 - Oh, this is strange they didn't... - Yeah, did nobody call you? 1390 01:24:23,017 --> 01:24:24,538 ...give you a heads up. I mean, come... 1391 01:24:24,618 --> 01:24:27,875 Anyway, can we come in because this isn't gonna get it done, so... 1392 01:24:27,955 --> 01:24:30,177 Hey, there's Linus. 1393 01:24:30,257 --> 01:24:33,714 - Who are they? - "Spin" magazine. 1394 01:24:33,794 --> 01:24:35,416 They wanna do a story about us. 1395 01:24:35,496 --> 01:24:38,352 - How's it going? - Yeah, you might even get the cover. 1396 01:24:38,432 --> 01:24:42,022 - That's true, that's true. - So, uh, mind if we jump in? 1397 01:24:42,102 --> 01:24:43,657 - Hmm? - Is that all right? 1398 01:24:43,737 --> 01:24:46,093 Just, uh, just start talking, you know? 1399 01:24:46,173 --> 01:24:48,462 What kind of guitar do you play? 1400 01:24:48,542 --> 01:24:51,165 Hey, uh, do you guys mind if I use your restroom? 1401 01:24:51,245 --> 01:24:52,700 It's down the hall. 1402 01:24:52,780 --> 01:24:54,268 - Is that down this way? - Yeah. 1403 01:24:54,348 --> 01:24:56,470 Thank you. 1404 01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:58,539 Um, I got it from a catalog. 1405 01:24:58,619 --> 01:25:01,675 Some cheap thing. We don't care about instruments. 1406 01:25:01,755 --> 01:25:05,613 Great. Uh... 1407 01:25:05,693 --> 01:25:08,916 what are your influences? 1408 01:25:08,996 --> 01:25:13,454 Um, we like speed metal, I guess, but we're not good enough to play it. 1409 01:25:13,534 --> 01:25:16,123 We listen to some rap. 1410 01:25:16,203 --> 01:25:18,240 Cool. 1411 01:25:19,239 --> 01:25:20,761 Great. 1412 01:25:20,841 --> 01:25:22,787 And, uh... 1413 01:25:24,745 --> 01:25:27,351 tell me about the song "KP." 1414 01:25:29,950 --> 01:25:32,692 Um, what do you wanna know? 1415 01:26:33,514 --> 01:26:35,551 What made you write it? 1416 01:26:39,353 --> 01:26:42,243 We just thought people should kill their parents 1417 01:26:42,323 --> 01:26:44,745 if they wanna do anything good with their lives. 1418 01:26:44,825 --> 01:26:47,169 It's a stupid song, really. 1419 01:26:48,462 --> 01:26:51,519 - You didn't write the song, Lucas. - Yes, we did. 1420 01:26:51,599 --> 01:26:53,921 - We wrote it. - No, you didn't. 1421 01:26:54,001 --> 01:26:58,709 And I'm gonna write an entire article about it unless you tell me who did. 1422 01:27:02,976 --> 01:27:05,099 - Yeah. You set? - Be careful. 1423 01:27:05,179 --> 01:27:08,235 - Pan down, pan down on it. - Okay. Oh, my God. 1424 01:27:08,315 --> 01:27:09,937 - Oh, God, it hurts. - Are you all right? 1425 01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:12,072 - Yeah, yeah. - Good, good. 1426 01:27:12,752 --> 01:27:16,510 Okay, good, that's good. That's good. That's enough. Okay, spread it around. 1427 01:27:16,590 --> 01:27:18,179 - Yeah. - Okay, spread it around. 1428 01:27:18,259 --> 01:27:19,847 Yeah, okay. 1429 01:27:19,927 --> 01:27:21,182 Put it right on the steering wheel. 1430 01:27:21,262 --> 01:27:22,917 All right. 1431 01:27:22,997 --> 01:27:26,587 You didn't write it. Who taught it to you? 1432 01:27:26,667 --> 01:27:29,023 Come on. 1433 01:27:29,103 --> 01:27:31,140 - Who? - I think you should go. 1434 01:27:34,742 --> 01:27:37,231 - Where'd you get that song. - Hey, Annie. 1435 01:27:37,311 --> 01:27:39,767 - Shh. Where'd you get the song? - Okay, we didn't write it. 1436 01:27:39,847 --> 01:27:41,902 But it was the first song we played, 1437 01:27:41,982 --> 01:27:43,671 so we put it on the album because we knew it so well. 1438 01:27:43,751 --> 01:27:46,240 Of course you didn't write it. You wanna know why? I wrote the song. 1439 01:27:46,320 --> 01:27:48,275 What is this? 1440 01:27:48,355 --> 01:27:50,211 They said they were from "Spin," 1441 01:27:50,291 --> 01:27:52,601 Mom, but I don't think they are. 1442 01:27:56,764 --> 01:27:58,937 Go play out back, boys. 1443 01:28:00,667 --> 01:28:02,756 - Miss Delano? - What the fuck? 1444 01:28:02,836 --> 01:28:05,476 I said go out back. 1445 01:28:15,182 --> 01:28:17,219 Where are our parents? 1446 01:28:19,853 --> 01:28:21,775 Leave us alone, please. 1447 01:28:21,855 --> 01:28:23,994 Just let us live our lives. 1448 01:28:25,225 --> 01:28:27,262 Tell us what you know about them. 1449 01:28:28,662 --> 01:28:31,434 - I can't. - Why not? 1450 01:28:37,905 --> 01:28:40,010 A and B. 1451 01:28:43,877 --> 01:28:47,268 I'd like to say I'm surprised, but I'm not. 1452 01:28:47,348 --> 01:28:50,352 I should've known you'd find me. 1453 01:28:57,124 --> 01:28:58,612 Where's Mom? 1454 01:28:58,692 --> 01:29:02,401 Uh, she doesn't live here. 1455 01:29:04,231 --> 01:29:05,835 Do you? 1456 01:29:11,771 --> 01:29:13,660 Pay attention, Caleb. 1457 01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:15,963 You've obviously been working on this for a very long time. 1458 01:29:16,043 --> 01:29:19,833 And Baxter and I, we wanna ruin it for you very badly. 1459 01:29:19,913 --> 01:29:21,969 We want it to explode in your face, 1460 01:29:22,049 --> 01:29:26,540 and that is what's gonna happen unless you tell me exactly what I wanna know. 1461 01:29:26,620 --> 01:29:29,443 - Didn't I warn you? - Shut up! 1462 01:29:29,523 --> 01:29:31,979 What the hell is this? 1463 01:29:32,059 --> 01:29:34,348 That's our family. 1464 01:29:34,428 --> 01:29:36,950 How long ago was this taken? Look at this. 1465 01:29:37,030 --> 01:29:39,953 - Seven years ago. - Bonnie's my wife. 1466 01:29:40,033 --> 01:29:42,422 - Really? - It's complicated. 1467 01:29:42,502 --> 01:29:44,358 Yeah. 1468 01:29:44,438 --> 01:29:47,027 Those boys love Caleb, so don't you ruin that. 1469 01:29:47,107 --> 01:29:49,430 - Stop. - He's been a wonderful father to them. 1470 01:29:49,510 --> 01:29:51,799 He goes to baseball games and concerts. 1471 01:29:51,879 --> 01:29:54,268 And you don't need him, we do. 1472 01:29:54,348 --> 01:29:57,471 You can think what you want, but he dotes on the three of us. 1473 01:29:57,551 --> 01:29:59,588 You stop talking! 1474 01:30:05,025 --> 01:30:07,096 You take us to Camille. 1475 01:30:07,895 --> 01:30:10,517 - Yeah, let's go see Camille. - Yeah. 1476 01:30:10,597 --> 01:30:13,187 - You take us to Camille right now. - Come on, let's go. 1477 01:30:15,335 --> 01:30:17,891 Okay, now give me a rag or something. 1478 01:30:17,971 --> 01:30:19,760 - All right, I got one. - Oh, my God. 1479 01:30:19,840 --> 01:30:21,962 I can't believe you slashed your arm like this. 1480 01:30:22,042 --> 01:30:24,079 - Ridiculous. - We needed the blood. 1481 01:30:27,648 --> 01:30:30,720 - What's Mom's fake name? - Patty Howlett. 1482 01:30:32,319 --> 01:30:34,875 - She have a fake family, too? - No. 1483 01:30:34,955 --> 01:30:37,945 See, Bonnie inherited this cabin up north. 1484 01:30:38,025 --> 01:30:40,280 Mom's been spending summers there 1485 01:30:40,360 --> 01:30:45,452 getting to know people in town so it wouldn't be suspicious when she settled there. 1486 01:30:45,532 --> 01:30:48,522 So this has been in the works for a while. 1487 01:30:48,602 --> 01:30:50,224 For several years, yes. 1488 01:30:50,304 --> 01:30:54,261 We had to be thorough, create new identities 1489 01:30:54,341 --> 01:30:57,164 we could slip into when Caleb and Camille died. 1490 01:30:57,244 --> 01:31:01,835 We needed social security numbers, bank accounts, tax history. 1491 01:31:01,915 --> 01:31:04,371 Otherwise, it wouldn't have worked. 1492 01:31:04,451 --> 01:31:06,488 It didn't work! 1493 01:31:33,814 --> 01:31:36,170 Hello, Annie, Baxter. 1494 01:31:36,250 --> 01:31:39,573 Hello, Patty. Here's how this is gonna go. 1495 01:31:39,653 --> 01:31:41,808 You're gonna answer a couple of questions, 1496 01:31:41,888 --> 01:31:45,345 and then you're gonna do what I tell you next. 1497 01:31:45,425 --> 01:31:47,414 Let's start at why. 1498 01:31:47,494 --> 01:31:50,317 The work. Why else? 1499 01:31:50,397 --> 01:31:52,886 This was meant to be our defining work. 1500 01:31:52,966 --> 01:31:55,422 An event so large, 1501 01:31:55,502 --> 01:31:58,458 it would overshadow everything we'd done before. 1502 01:31:58,538 --> 01:32:03,263 But then it became clear that you no longer saw value in our work, 1503 01:32:03,343 --> 01:32:06,433 and we knew we couldn't trust you with the plan. 1504 01:32:06,513 --> 01:32:08,435 We kept it from you. 1505 01:32:08,515 --> 01:32:11,872 So you suckered in Ms. Delano instead? To help you? 1506 01:32:11,952 --> 01:32:13,707 We didn't sucker in anyone. 1507 01:32:13,787 --> 01:32:15,809 She came on willingly long ago. 1508 01:32:15,889 --> 01:32:17,744 Some people appreciate our work. 1509 01:32:17,824 --> 01:32:20,614 Um, he and Bonnie were to live 1510 01:32:20,694 --> 01:32:23,216 as husband and wife in appearance only. 1511 01:32:23,296 --> 01:32:26,653 And that worked for a couple years, 1512 01:32:26,733 --> 01:32:31,358 but things happen. 1513 01:32:31,438 --> 01:32:33,627 You're adults, you know that. 1514 01:32:33,707 --> 01:32:35,395 Hold on a second. 1515 01:32:35,475 --> 01:32:38,031 You're actually the father of those boys? 1516 01:32:38,111 --> 01:32:41,535 Every piece has its... its own complications. 1517 01:32:41,615 --> 01:32:44,404 And for what it's worth, the boys did help the cover story. 1518 01:32:44,484 --> 01:32:47,774 Wow. You actually replaced us. 1519 01:32:47,854 --> 01:32:50,994 - No one replaced anyone. - You didn't wanna work with us. 1520 01:32:52,893 --> 01:32:56,306 - Why did you put up with all this? - The art. 1521 01:32:57,397 --> 01:32:59,653 Everything we've ever done is for the art. 1522 01:32:59,733 --> 01:33:01,888 No, it wasn't just the art, Caleb, you know that. 1523 01:33:01,968 --> 01:33:05,425 Everything I do is out of love for you. 1524 01:33:05,505 --> 01:33:10,230 And I... See, I made him a promise after you were born. 1525 01:33:10,310 --> 01:33:11,732 He wanted to leave. 1526 01:33:11,812 --> 01:33:16,036 And I swore to him that if he figured out a way 1527 01:33:16,116 --> 01:33:19,306 to be happy and still stay, 1528 01:33:19,386 --> 01:33:22,242 then I'd always do the same for him. 1529 01:33:22,322 --> 01:33:26,313 - Even sacrifice your own children. - Don't say that. 1530 01:33:26,393 --> 01:33:31,018 Come on, when push came to shove, every time, you chose him over us. 1531 01:33:31,098 --> 01:33:33,720 For God sake, you talk like I'm a monster. 1532 01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:35,889 We had a good life, you were happy children. 1533 01:33:35,969 --> 01:33:37,925 You forget how fun those pieces could be. 1534 01:33:38,005 --> 01:33:40,427 - The thrill of leaping in. - Oh, give me a break. 1535 01:33:40,507 --> 01:33:43,296 No net, not knowing what was gonna happen. 1536 01:33:43,376 --> 01:33:46,299 You're telling me that wasn't fun? The adventures we had. 1537 01:33:46,379 --> 01:33:49,069 What did other kids do, go to the Grand Canyon? 1538 01:33:49,149 --> 01:33:51,939 Disney World? We did something important. 1539 01:33:52,019 --> 01:33:53,907 I think I would've preferred Disney World, okay? 1540 01:33:53,987 --> 01:33:56,443 - If you're asking. - And a mom and a dad. 1541 01:33:56,523 --> 01:34:00,180 I've always loved you kids. 1542 01:34:00,260 --> 01:34:04,218 Whatever ambivalence I might've felt early on, it turned into love. 1543 01:34:04,298 --> 01:34:07,988 As long as we didn't do shitty movies and compromise your artistic sensibilities. 1544 01:34:08,068 --> 01:34:10,423 What, I'm not allowed to disapprove your choices? 1545 01:34:10,503 --> 01:34:13,126 That's like the main thing parents do. 1546 01:34:13,206 --> 01:34:15,162 What's your take on The Vengeful Virgins? 1547 01:34:15,242 --> 01:34:19,833 That stupid CD, that damn song, it nearly ruined everything. 1548 01:34:19,913 --> 01:34:22,769 Promise your dad that you won't tell. 1549 01:34:22,849 --> 01:34:24,438 No, we're pulling the plug. 1550 01:34:24,518 --> 01:34:26,173 This little piece is over. 1551 01:34:26,253 --> 01:34:27,841 - The hell it is. - The hell it isn't. 1552 01:34:27,921 --> 01:34:29,643 I'm gonna take this, I'm gonna go right to the press. 1553 01:34:29,723 --> 01:34:30,911 - You give that to me. - No. 1554 01:34:30,991 --> 01:34:33,680 You're gonna ruin years of work because your feelings got hurt. 1555 01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:38,018 Just come on, just be reasonable, both of you, and just don't blow this up. 1556 01:34:38,098 --> 01:34:40,353 Well, that's what we Fangs do, we blow things up. 1557 01:34:40,433 --> 01:34:43,290 Look, we get it. You think we damaged you. 1558 01:34:43,370 --> 01:34:46,860 Fine, my parents damaged me, her parents damaged her. 1559 01:34:46,940 --> 01:34:48,829 You have kids, you're gonna damage them. 1560 01:34:48,909 --> 01:34:51,788 That's what parents do, so what? 1561 01:34:59,019 --> 01:35:01,842 I'm not a young man anymore. 1562 01:35:01,922 --> 01:35:05,233 This is the last big thing I'll ever make. 1563 01:35:08,595 --> 01:35:12,566 Come visit once a year and just please don't tell. 1564 01:35:18,004 --> 01:35:20,075 You want us to pretend your dead? 1565 01:35:26,079 --> 01:35:28,168 Sure. 1566 01:35:28,248 --> 01:35:30,285 We can do that. 1567 01:35:34,388 --> 01:35:36,425 Come on. Give it to me. 1568 01:35:37,657 --> 01:35:39,193 - We can do it. - Yeah? 1569 01:35:46,599 --> 01:35:49,910 - Well, thank God that's over. - Okay. 1570 01:35:55,141 --> 01:35:56,596 Let's go. 1571 01:35:56,676 --> 01:36:00,000 You may not understand or appreciate or value what we do, 1572 01:36:00,080 --> 01:36:03,003 but you cannot deny its relevance, 1573 01:36:03,083 --> 01:36:05,586 its... its effectiveness. 1574 01:36:07,687 --> 01:36:10,577 Everything we did woke you up. 1575 01:36:10,657 --> 01:36:12,312 Made you look at your life anew. 1576 01:36:12,392 --> 01:36:13,980 That's what we do for people. 1577 01:36:14,060 --> 01:36:15,849 That's what we've always done. 1578 01:36:15,929 --> 01:36:18,118 And that's a good thing. 1579 01:36:18,198 --> 01:36:20,120 Yeah, yeah, I supposed it is. 1580 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:21,822 But you know what happens to those people? 1581 01:36:21,902 --> 01:36:23,023 What? 1582 01:36:23,103 --> 01:36:25,792 Well, they walk away. 1583 01:36:25,872 --> 01:36:27,909 You never see them again. 1584 01:36:32,612 --> 01:36:34,835 Keep going to those baseball games. 1585 01:36:34,915 --> 01:36:36,792 The boys will like that. 1586 01:36:41,455 --> 01:36:43,492 You ready? 1587 01:36:44,991 --> 01:36:47,028 I'm ready. 1588 01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:58,146 Now, imagine your dead. 1589 01:36:59,873 --> 01:37:03,082 Feel yourself go numb. 1590 01:37:04,644 --> 01:37:08,101 Start with your fingers, move to your hands, 1591 01:37:08,181 --> 01:37:11,705 your wrists, right on up to your elbows. 1592 01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:16,757 Everything is dead. 1593 01:37:20,026 --> 01:37:22,849 If we can imagine our own deaths 1594 01:37:22,929 --> 01:37:25,852 but still manage to come back to life, 1595 01:37:25,932 --> 01:37:31,041 then it proves that we can survive anything. 1596 01:37:32,272 --> 01:37:34,628 "Don't be afraid. 1597 01:37:34,708 --> 01:37:36,863 Own the moment. 1598 01:37:36,943 --> 01:37:42,235 If you're in control, then the chaos will happen around you, and not to you. 1599 01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:44,738 You understand? 1600 01:37:44,818 --> 01:37:47,073 The children nodded and the pit master 1601 01:37:47,153 --> 01:37:49,976 threw open the door that lead to the arena. 1602 01:37:50,056 --> 01:37:52,946 A roar came rolling down the tunnel. 1603 01:37:53,026 --> 01:37:56,349 The eager spectators were out there. 1604 01:37:56,429 --> 01:38:00,887 Rachel took her brother's hand and began their walk to the pit. 1605 01:38:00,967 --> 01:38:03,890 They knew this was their job... 1606 01:38:03,970 --> 01:38:06,860 to fight the others, to do unspeakable acts 1607 01:38:06,940 --> 01:38:09,352 in order to please the adults who watched over them. 1608 01:38:24,291 --> 01:38:29,216 But still, the siblings had each other, and the ability to imagine a better place. 1609 01:38:29,296 --> 01:38:32,586 For they truly believed, despite all they had been through, 1610 01:38:32,666 --> 01:38:35,622 that happiness was still possible. 1611 01:38:35,702 --> 01:38:39,726 That somewhere in the future, they would escape the pit 1612 01:38:39,806 --> 01:38:43,720 and find redemption in a new world. 1613 01:38:50,884 --> 01:38:55,408 And this is the thought that they clung to, the brother and the sister, 1614 01:38:55,488 --> 01:38:58,411 as they held hands 1615 01:38:58,491 --> 01:39:01,348 and walked toward the arena 1616 01:39:01,428 --> 01:39:06,070 and finally stepped into the light."