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Grace, are you awake?

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Grace!

3
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I'm awake.

4
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Turn off the bacon alarm.

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Really cool. When going to sleep,
You look like Courteney Cox

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but wake up like Courtney Love.

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Put away the food, you jerk.

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And we are officially like my parents.

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I'm sorry.

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Last night I couldn't sleep.

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From now until the end of the month
I have to design three apartments.

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Usually I would
make three identical bases,

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But these old men and women know each other.

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Too much work.

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I probably have to hire more assistants
some time.

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Karen is busy

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engrave a penis on the table and...

18
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Post pictures of real estate ownership documents online.

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Well, that's why she pushed me
Buy an apartment in the Poconos area.

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Also the reason for this penis shape.

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Look at me.

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I am sparklingly beautiful.

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Congratulations, Jack.

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Want to know the gender or want to be surprised?

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I'm not pregnant.

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I'm in love.

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Oh, Jack, that's great.

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Do you want to know the gender or do you want to be surprised?

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Oh, Grace.

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If you are not happy,

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I'll say something mean,
Like bacon isn't love.

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Tell me about your new boyfriend.
How many hours have we known each other?

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Seventeen hours.

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His name is Travis, and is
Hottest guy I've ever dated.

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He loves cowboy saloons
of gay people in the downtown area.

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Sometimes I think you guys are too creative.

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Why can't you guys?
just gay and leave it at that?

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Look, if it's not fancy, we
It's just that the guys don't know how to play football.

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Will, come with us this Friday.
I want you to meet Travis.

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Okay.

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But I hate cowboy saloons.

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They always have terrible names.

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Oh no. Cowpoke restaurant is not like that.

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Well, you seem like a great fit.

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- I will contact.
- Thank. Hope to

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hear from her.

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Can I have my bag back?

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Of course, honey.

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Condoms, but missing mints.

50
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I like girls who get straight to work.

51
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Well, so far, she's the best.

52
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Although...she's a bit too pretty.

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I will find a way to make her gain weight.

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Good luck.

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- Cake?
- Oh, yes.

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I have an interview appointment with Grace Adberg.

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It's Adler.

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Are you mocking my accent?

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Are not.

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I'm not making fun of anyone's accent.

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Well, minus the Southern accent.

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It doesn't matter if they're rocket scientists.
They're still stupid.

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Please sit down.

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Honey, I'll hold your bag.

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Some people like to eat this fig.

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So, Pam, what a beautiful name.

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What do you expect?

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Because I come from the Middle East,

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so my name must be long and difficult to read like...

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Oh, no. Not at all.

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I didn't imply it
What a crazy name like that.

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Because that's my name.

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Hey, it's on the driver's license
Look at her hair, it's so short.

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Looks a bit like Omar Sharif.

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I don't like you.

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Very interesting profile.

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I didn't expect that
There is also a Cake House in Tehran.

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Everyone likes to eat cake,
not just Americans.

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Oh, of course. I didn't mean it like that.

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What she said is very correct.

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Everyone likes to eat cake.

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And because

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there is an expression "American as apple pie"

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doesn't mean it couldn't be
"Iranians are like apple pie."

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Or...

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"Goodbye, Iranian Cake Girl".

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Goodbye, Iranian Cake Girl

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Riding my bullock cart to the dam

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But the dam ran dry

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I'm making you uncomfortable.

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Clearly she would never consider it
a Middle Eastern woman for this position.

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Are not.

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Incorrect. Surely I will
consider her for this position.

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Careful.

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I just wish she had
More design experience.

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I have started filing,

97
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but it's very difficult when there's a revolution,
the crackdown and the long lines at Kinko's.

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't appreciate it
so many opportunities.

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- Do you know...
- Honey,

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I forgot to tell you that
The postman called

102
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and said, "I checked
her credit card. It's so bad"!

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Can you do it from tomorrow?

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Thank you.

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- You won't regret it.
- I know.

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Nice bag, honey.

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It's not made from camel leather,
If you imply that.

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I really think so.

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I hate to say this, but
I think you made a serious mistake.

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Quoting Samuel Jackson
in most movies,

111
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"I have a bad feeling about this."

112
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Western style gay pub.

113
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Where is the mechanical cow?

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Over there.

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No man has ever been able to stand on it.

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Oh, there's Travis!

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- Who?
- The guy wearing the cowboy hat

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and wear skinny jeans.

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- Is that there?
- Are not.

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- There? Or that?
- Are not.

121
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- There? Or that?
- Are not. There!

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Are not!

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- God, he's so charming.
- Okay, calm down. He is mine.

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And best of all
I get along very well with that puppy.

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John Wayne would be very proud...

126
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when I shot you.

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- Travis!
- Hello Jack!

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They started dancing in pairs.

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I missed the dance part,
but we can still pair.

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OH! And here I come.

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Wait. Travis, this is Will,
my best friend.

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How are you? Greet.

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Okay, I'll go get a drink, okay?

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It's fun to go to the pub
for gay people.

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Everyone is so muscular.

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Give me three glasses of lemonade.

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I like this song. It is played
when I came out to my wife.

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It's strange that she hates this song.

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It's fun to laugh at the pain
of an anonymous woman.

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Will, while I waited for my drink,
let's dance with Travis,

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And don't be too self-conscious.

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Fat people always look
more beautiful when moving.

143
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How are you, Will?

144
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Why not? Whenever I can
dance under disco lights

145
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- hung on the wheel of a carriage?
- Okay.

146
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- Just let me lead. Okay?
- Okay.

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One, two, quick, stop.

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One, two, quick, stop.

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Yes, I'm gradually getting used to it.

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Of course!

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He dances as well as
Appaloosa horses have so many spots.

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At night when he comes home

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and took off his cowboy outfit,
Are you still talking like this?

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Do you want to know?

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Sorry, what?

156
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I think he's very attractive.

157
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And turn around!

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Hey, Princess Jasmine, get to work!

159
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Hello.

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OH. Alright.

161
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Let me repeat it again.

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Please reply
phone in English.

163
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Oh, I forgot I'm in America.

164
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I should have been ashamed
about their cultural heritage.

165
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Pam, you faxed the blueprints
Have you been to the cabinet maker yet?

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I will send it as soon as possible
Finished smoking break.

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I'm sorry.

168
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But remember, I told you
You can't smoke here.

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It's my religious ritual.

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Smoking in the office.

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It's so inappropriate.

172
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Hey, can I take my boobs out for a moment?

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This!

174
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Dinner time is different, Karen.

175
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But at work, I want you to leave it alone.

176
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What...

177
00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,583
Why is line number two flashing?

178
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Who's waiting?

179
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,002
Oh, I forgot.

180
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It's Mrs. Van Helden.

181
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Okay, she is
our number one customer.

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- Sorry, let me listen.
- Are not!

183
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She hung up on her.

184
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Employee of the week race
It will be very dramatic.

185
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Hello?

186
00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,065
Yes. Hello Mrs. Van Helden. I'm so sorry.

187
00:11:31,148 --> 00:11:33,150
I was about to...call you.

188
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No, it's just...

189
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Let me...

190
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I understand.

191
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She fired me.

192
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Oh, I have to go

193
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Pray she gets her customers back.

194
00:11:48,666 --> 00:11:51,293
It's better to stay at a pub facing east.

195
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Great, now she still has it
Drink alcohol at work?

196
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:05,015
Quote Morgan Freeman
in most movies,

197
00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:09,061
"Should have listened to me, white girl."

198
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,482
Okay, that's right
We lost our number one customer.

199
00:12:13,732 --> 00:12:20,072
And it's true that Pam is partly responsible
for this whole thing.

200
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,783
But what's more important,

201
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Make money or do the right thing?

202
00:12:26,745 --> 00:12:27,705
Money. No, wait.

203
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:29,248
Yes, money.

204
00:12:31,876 --> 00:12:33,669
You will never understand.

205
00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,754
The truth is I'm very altruistic,

206
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And you can be a bit racist.

207
00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:43,345
How dare you call me racist?

208
00:12:43,971 --> 00:12:45,890
Homophobia is still possible.

209
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:50,561
Who doesn't trust the Spaniards?

210
00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:56,025
But no one was told
I'm racist at all.

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00:12:57,651 --> 00:13:00,279
You can ask anyone I own.

212
00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,618
Wow,

213
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:06,911
wow.

214
00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:13,417
Not a gay guy
Karen Walker's here?

215
00:13:13,792 --> 00:13:15,294
Where are your brown friends?

216
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:18,422
Not you gay bunch
Or go in pairs?

217
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:22,593
Beverly, I'm so sorry.
There's no Clay Aiken on the record player.

218
00:13:25,179 --> 00:13:29,433
Look at these two cute people,
black horse and tiny horse.

219
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,146
Jack! We need to talk!

220
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,982
William! What a surprise!

221
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:38,734
I came here to drink

222
00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,195
with my business partner, Benji.

223
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:44,532
What's surprising is that he still tried to tell Benji

224
00:13:44,615 --> 00:13:46,700
is a business associate
at a pub for gay people.

225
00:13:46,825 --> 00:13:48,786
Is this a gay bar?

226
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:50,829
I don't know.

227
00:13:51,247 --> 00:13:54,166
Half of me
want to get out of here right now.

228
00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:59,046
But the other half wants to stay
and finish this cool glass of lemon wine.

229
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,512
- Isn't Travis good at two-step dancing?
- Yes, he still exists

230
00:14:06,595 --> 00:14:07,555
Good at catching fish with two hands.

231
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,014
- What?
- Sorry.

232
00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:10,599
While we were dancing,

233
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,434
he flirted with me.

234
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,520
No.

235
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,605
You thought everyone was flirting with you.

236
00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,440
He blushed when the guy at Starbucks

237
00:14:18,524 --> 00:14:20,985
asked if he wanted to save room for ice cream.

238
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:23,863
Hey, if you hit the dance floor,
Then stand in line!

239
00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:25,656
- No, I...
- Six, seven, eight!

240
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,666
Why do I lie? I'm your best friend.

241
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:36,667
Because you're jealous.

242
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,128
The one-eyed monster raised its ugly head.

243
00:14:40,170 --> 00:14:42,339
- Blue eyes.
- I used to have that happen.

244
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:43,757
There is ointment.

245
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:46,802
Don't make excuses.

246
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,346
I can't stand it. I have an attractive boyfriend.

247
00:14:49,513 --> 00:14:52,182
Jack, listen. He's a bad guy!

248
00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:53,726
I don't understand what you say!

249
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,652
I lost my ticket,

250
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:07,364
But make sure it is
the one and only John Varvatos wool coat.

251
00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,701
No, this is a poncho.

252
00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,662
No, it doesn't have tassels.

253
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,750
It's not a poncho with tassels. No rewind.

254
00:15:20,210 --> 00:15:22,838
It seems the cow I like has strayed from the herd.

255
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:25,549
I tell you so you can understand.

256
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,260
Stay away from me.

257
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,597
Hey, you haven't said anything to Jack, have you?

258
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:34,308
He is sulking
with the lesbians at The Big Valley.

259
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:39,355
Of course I have to say,
because I care about him,

260
00:15:39,438 --> 00:15:40,981
And you clearly don't.

261
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,024
Sorry,

262
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,069
Call me at this number if you see my shirt, okay?

263
00:15:45,152 --> 00:15:46,820
Can you give me your number?

264
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:51,700
I can't believe you. You know what?
I don't find cowboys attractive at all.

265
00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,577
I don't even like Ranch dressing.

266
00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,290
Hello.

267
00:15:58,374 --> 00:15:59,875
I saw your shirt.

268
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,175
- Stay away.
- Why should you?

269
00:16:08,258 --> 00:16:09,134
make a fuss?

270
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,344
Jack doesn't care.

271
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,429
He should be happy to have me for so long.

272
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,431
Hey, Jack's a bargain.

273
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,266
No, he was just having fun.

274
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,768
- Don't say that.
- Come on.

275
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:18,936
He's a fool.

276
00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:20,145
Shut up!

277
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,231
Will, what are you doing?

278
00:16:22,314 --> 00:16:23,983
- Did you hit me?
- Yes!

279
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,818
Your boyfriend is a jerk.

280
00:16:28,028 --> 00:16:29,446
Wait, what's going on?

281
00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:30,906
Gay pub brawl!

282
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,079
I'm so sorry,

283
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,038
Mrs. Van Helden.

284
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,791
And thank you very much for that
give me one more chance.

285
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,460
I will send the designs to you right away.

286
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,879
Ready to send at the fax machine. Yes.

287
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,889
Take that photo. That way it can last longer.

288
00:16:57,141 --> 00:17:00,644
Pam! Pam, it took me two days
to make those drawings.

289
00:17:00,728 --> 00:17:01,562
I'm lost

290
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:04,189
eighteen years to save enough money to fly to America.

291
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:05,691
Am I angry with you?

292
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,320
Sorry. I didn't mean it. I just...

293
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,822
Wow, 18 years?

294
00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,782
Must have flown first class.

295
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:19,747
Grace, you seem upset with me.
Because I'm Middle Eastern?

296
00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,749
No, Pam.

297
00:17:21,832 --> 00:17:24,793
I'm not upset at all.

298
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,463
I'm so glad I could give you this opportunity,

299
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:31,008
and I believe it is
Even though we come from different backgrounds,

300
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:36,096
We can still cooperate and
Help the world become more altruistic.

301
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,474
Sorry.

302
00:17:38,557 --> 00:17:40,350
What a beautiful thought.

303
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:42,686
I once said that
at Bat Mitzvah.

304
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,152
Bat Mitzvah? Are you Jewish?

305
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,612
Like brisket.

306
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:56,283
Jew?

307
00:17:57,409 --> 00:17:58,952
Unbelievable!

308
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,246
How wonderful!

309
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,498
Then, why?

310
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,625
Because we are both Jews!

311
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:09,213
I don't need to be altruistic towards my people.
I don't owe you anything!

312
00:18:11,131 --> 00:18:12,758
What do you mean!

313
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,759
She is fired!

314
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:14,927
See you at the sacred temple!

315
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:28,524
So great. My first time going to a gay bar
and watched a gay fight for the first time.

316
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,984
First time?

317
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:32,986
You rang the bell.

318
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,156
I'm leaving.

319
00:18:38,408 --> 00:18:40,994
Oh, by the way,
I heard that guy talking about Jack.

320
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,705
You are a true gentleman.

321
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,499
If someone calls my friend

322
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,460
Idiot, I hope
I will be brave like you.

323
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:49,920
Thank you, Beverly.

324
00:18:50,003 --> 00:18:51,338
Kiss like a man?

325
00:18:51,421 --> 00:18:52,297
Not brave enough.

326
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,722
- We had a fight in a gay bar.
- I know.

327
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,934
And strangely, no one punched anyone.

328
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:10,566
Sorry for not believing you about Travis.
I know you wouldn't lie to me.

329
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,070
I just want to think as a guy
that will choose someone like me.

330
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:17,322
What does that mean?

331
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:20,200
Come on, Will,
he is above my level.

332
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,953
Hey, are you kidding?

333
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,872
The reason that two people

334
00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,291
They're not on the same level because he's a jerk.

335
00:19:27,374 --> 00:19:28,292
You are much better than him.

336
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,377
You're on your own level.

337
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,172
I love that movie.

338
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:38,969
It is set in a time of innocence,

339
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:42,264
when Madonna was still famous
and Rosie is still funny.

340
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:46,685
Come on. Go home.

341
00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:48,312
Oh, and there's this.

342
00:19:48,395 --> 00:19:50,147
I know Travis flirts with you, but...

343
00:19:50,647 --> 00:19:52,816
Why did you denounce him?
You are not like that.

344
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,859
What did he say?

345
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,194
Nothing.

346
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,904
What? Come on, say it.

347
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,947
- I don't remember.
- Yes.

348
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,744
Then, if you really
wanted to know, he said...

349
00:20:05,704 --> 00:20:09,166
when the lights come on, I look fat and about to go bald.

350
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,084
You jerk.

351
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,880
I don't want to date a mean guy with you.

352
00:20:14,963 --> 00:20:18,175
And it's not. You're still there
at least half a head of hair.

353
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,261
Thank you Jack.

354
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,556
And you're not fat.
He just doesn't know how to dress.

355
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:30,854
Greet.

356
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:34,233
I fired Pam.

357
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:36,735
I should have believed you.

358
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:38,028
You were right.

359
00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:41,198
The only reason I hired her was because...

360
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:42,699
My freedom guilt.

361
00:20:43,492 --> 00:20:45,702
Sometimes I wish I was a Republican.

362
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,457
Then I won't have to worry about it
other people's feelings.

363
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:56,380
I just need to worry about not being prosecuted.

364
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,512
I'm glad you're awake, Grace.

365
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:08,809
I can't believe it
he turned a blind eye to her.

366
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:10,394
If it were me, I would sit there

367
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,522
wipe the gun and think "This is the office".

368
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:17,276
Subtitles translated by Nguyen Hong Ngoc