1 00:00:38,950 --> 00:00:41,330 [Creepy fairground music]... 2 00:02:49,750 --> 00:02:51,750 [Door creaks]... 3 00:03:11,100 --> 00:03:13,100 [Silence]... 4 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:20,600 [Mouse's wheel squeaks slightly]... 5 00:05:12,090 --> 00:05:15,150 [Water running]... 6 00:05:35,810 --> 00:05:37,810 [Screams] 7 00:05:59,070 --> 00:06:01,070 Joey! 8 00:06:18,390 --> 00:06:20,390 Joey! 9 00:06:32,540 --> 00:06:34,540 Joey! 10 00:06:37,170 --> 00:06:41,910 Just for that, I'm not taking you to the carnival on Saturday. 11 00:06:42,010 --> 00:06:45,180 And while I'm there tonight, think about this. 12 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:48,580 I'll get even. You won't know when or where, 13 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:52,220 but I'll get you so bad you'll never forget it! 14 00:06:52,320 --> 00:06:56,320 Never! 15 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:18,400 T. V: The bride of Frankenstein! 16 00:07:45,510 --> 00:07:47,510 What time is it, Daddy? 17 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:52,580 It's after nine. I don't know where you're going tonight, 18 00:07:52,680 --> 00:07:54,780 but don't go to that damn carnival. 19 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:57,150 It went through Fairfield last year, 20 00:07:57,250 --> 00:08:01,250 when they found the bodies of those two girls in the creek. 21 00:08:01,350 --> 00:08:05,660 I don't see why you date a guy who works in a gas station. 22 00:08:05,760 --> 00:08:08,130 It's our first date, we're not getting married. 23 00:08:08,230 --> 00:08:10,900 Can't even come at a decent hour. 24 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,970 Did you hear what I said about that carnival? 25 00:08:14,070 --> 00:08:15,800 They needed dental charts to identify... 26 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:17,740 I heard you, Daddy. 27 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:20,220 Where are you going tonight? 28 00:08:21,740 --> 00:08:24,740 MOTHER: Well? Answer your father. 29 00:08:24,840 --> 00:08:26,840 To the movies. 30 00:08:27,250 --> 00:08:28,750 Liar. 31 00:08:28,850 --> 00:08:31,520 [Screech of brakes and horn] 32 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,620 It's Buzz. 33 00:08:33,890 --> 00:08:35,160 [Car's horn keeps sounding] 34 00:08:35,260 --> 00:08:37,890 DAD: Does he have to wake the neighborhood? 35 00:08:37,990 --> 00:08:39,990 Bye. 36 00:08:40,130 --> 00:08:42,700 [Door slams shut]... 37 00:08:42,800 --> 00:08:44,800 [Scream from TV] 38 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:49,190 You've got 10 seconds to get to bed, young man. 39 00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:52,640 - Hi. - Hi. 40 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,200 I got off work a little late. 41 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:57,410 That's OK. Listen, 42 00:08:57,510 --> 00:08:59,380 how about the movies tonight... 43 00:08:59,480 --> 00:09:01,650 instead of the carnival? 44 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:02,580 Movies? What for? 45 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,950 It's the same carnival that went through Fairfield County... 46 00:09:06,050 --> 00:09:07,220 when they had trouble. 47 00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:10,360 Terrific! Maybe we'll get a little action around here. 48 00:09:10,460 --> 00:09:14,090 - Terrific? - You're not afraid, are you? 49 00:09:14,190 --> 00:09:17,530 No, I'm not afraid. I just don't feel like it. 50 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,940 Besides, I told my father we'd go to the movies. 51 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:25,030 Forget him. He's just trying to bum the evening. 52 00:09:26,310 --> 00:09:28,710 How can you say that? 53 00:09:28,810 --> 00:09:31,360 You don't even know my father. 54 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:35,680 Look, it's late. 55 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:40,630 Aren't we supposed to pick up your friends Liz and Richie? 56 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:44,320 Hey, loosen up, will you? 57 00:10:03,150 --> 00:10:05,150 So, go on. 58 00:10:06,650 --> 00:10:11,050 Just show me the electrical outlet and I'll set the act up. 59 00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:14,380 Well, the MC says, "I don't understand, 60 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:19,760 what do you need an outlet for?" 61 00:10:19,860 --> 00:10:21,360 The duck trainer says, 62 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:26,200 "I need to plug the hotplate in. You think he dances by himself?" 63 00:10:26,300 --> 00:10:28,300 [Laughter] 64 00:10:28,330 --> 00:10:30,300 Baby, the duck doesn't dance, 65 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:32,940 it burns its feet on the hotplate. 66 00:10:33,040 --> 00:10:36,810 Earth to Mars. Come in, Amy. 67 00:10:37,750 --> 00:10:41,060 So, Richie, you still in school or what? 68 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:42,680 Yeah. One more year. 69 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:44,350 Going to college? 70 00:10:44,450 --> 00:10:46,320 RICHIE: If I get in. 71 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:47,590 Will you loosen up? 72 00:10:47,690 --> 00:10:50,660 - Enjoy it? - Yeah, really terrific. 73 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,870 [Fairground noise and music]... 74 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:42,440 [Sounds horn] 75 00:12:02,630 --> 00:12:04,670 RICHIE: What's the rush? 76 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,600 Hey, listen. 77 00:12:09,910 --> 00:12:12,030 Did I do something wrong? 78 00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:15,210 Huh? 79 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:18,680 Hmm? 80 00:12:18,980 --> 00:12:22,540 Well, I get the feeling you're mad at me. 81 00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:27,190 I'm not mad at you, no. 82 00:12:27,290 --> 00:12:29,290 Yes, you are. 83 00:12:34,060 --> 00:12:37,430 Well, if it's what I said about your old man... 84 00:12:37,530 --> 00:12:39,400 Your father... 85 00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:41,500 I'm sorry, OK? 86 00:12:43,010 --> 00:12:45,740 I don't think they're hitting it off. 87 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,470 Did they have a fight? 88 00:12:47,570 --> 00:12:52,330 Of course they're hitting it off. Buzz is a terrific guy. 89 00:12:53,350 --> 00:12:55,350 You know, Richie, 90 00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:59,780 when you're stoned, Charles Manson's a terrific guy. 91 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:16,030 What do you say we just start over? 92 00:13:18,810 --> 00:13:23,710 Hey, you don't want to spoil Liz and Richie's evening. 93 00:13:23,810 --> 00:13:24,910 Do you? 94 00:13:25,010 --> 00:13:26,250 [Giggles] 95 00:13:26,350 --> 00:13:28,350 No, I guess not. 96 00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,690 Friends? 97 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,720 Friends. 98 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:05,110 [Growls ferociously] 99 00:14:16,500 --> 00:14:18,300 LIZ: Buzz is cute! 100 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,530 Oh, excuse me. 101 00:14:20,630 --> 00:14:23,510 BARKER: Is he a weakling or a Samson? 102 00:14:23,610 --> 00:14:27,240 Can he make the grade? Don't take all day, my boy! 103 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:32,780 Is he a weakling or a Samson? What'll he do? 104 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:33,950 [Bell rings] 105 00:14:34,050 --> 00:14:36,950 Hey, we got a winner. Y'all need a look. 106 00:14:37,050 --> 00:14:40,050 OK. See Skinny and pick a prize. 107 00:14:41,090 --> 00:14:43,390 Is that all I get? 108 00:14:43,490 --> 00:14:45,020 You want this? 109 00:14:45,120 --> 00:14:46,760 BARKER: OK. Who's next? 110 00:14:46,860 --> 00:14:49,360 - You'll take care of it? - Yeah. 111 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:53,430 BARKER: Hey, tubby! Try to work off some fat. 112 00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:59,670 [Voices and music everywhere] 113 00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:04,610 You have to picture the little duck's beak... 114 00:15:04,710 --> 00:15:07,710 just hopping round like it's dancing. 115 00:15:07,810 --> 00:15:09,880 I get the joke, OK. 116 00:15:09,980 --> 00:15:11,980 - You do? - Yes. 117 00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:23,360 [Shouts of pleasure] 118 00:15:40,650 --> 00:15:42,650 Get it! 119 00:15:43,590 --> 00:15:45,590 Richie! 120 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,810 [Screams and whoops] 121 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,730 So, what do you think? 122 00:15:56,830 --> 00:15:58,200 I think he's nice. 123 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:01,730 Nice? God, I think he's a hunk. 124 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,960 He is an absolute pistol. 125 00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,780 You know, if you play your cards right, 126 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,840 you may not have to stay a virgin. 127 00:16:11,940 --> 00:16:13,250 - Liz? - What? 128 00:16:13,350 --> 00:16:14,550 Fuck up. 129 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,650 God! 130 00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:20,090 Sorry. 131 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,820 God is watching you. 132 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:28,300 I beg your pardon? 133 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:33,800 He hears everything. 134 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,700 I hate people who preach. 135 00:16:42,980 --> 00:16:45,780 [Shouts] Especially in bathrooms! 136 00:16:46,850 --> 00:16:50,760 Anyway, I don't know what you're saving it for. 137 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:53,320 Who says I'm saving it? 138 00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:58,450 BAG LADY: God is watching you. 139 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:19,150 Hey, kid? 140 00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,120 What are you up to? 141 00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:23,850 What are you doing around here? 142 00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,220 You want a lift? 143 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,960 Huh? You wanna come for a ride? 144 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,230 [Gasps]... 145 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:38,390 [Laughs manically] 146 00:17:46,380 --> 00:17:52,010 These are all creatures of God, ladies and gentlemen, not man. 147 00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:56,750 They are authentic and they are alive. 148 00:17:56,850 --> 00:18:00,950 Alive, alive, alive. 149 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:09,430 Let's go. 150 00:18:09,530 --> 00:18:12,430 Alive, alive, alive. 151 00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:16,940 "Oliver the steer. Double cranium, cleft palate." 152 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,740 "Born June 1975, St Paul's, Iowa." 153 00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:21,840 [Mimicking] Oh, Wilbur! 154 00:18:21,910 --> 00:18:25,310 Boy, that's ugly. Phew! 155 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,890 Looks like Latiner, the gym teacher. 156 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,120 Rich, you're so full of it. 157 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:34,220 Noooooo! 158 00:18:34,420 --> 00:18:36,720 What happened to your hand? 159 00:18:38,390 --> 00:18:42,130 AMY: Oh, it looks so sad. 160 00:18:42,230 --> 00:18:43,000 Think we can pet him? 161 00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,100 BUZZ: Yeah, sure. 162 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:49,740 [Gasps] 163 00:18:50,010 --> 00:18:52,770 Hey, it's not gonna rub off on you. 164 00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,510 AMY: Let's hope not. 165 00:18:54,610 --> 00:18:57,550 - You touch it. - Not me! 166 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:03,550 - I think I've seen enough. - Me too. Let's go. 167 00:19:03,650 --> 00:19:06,290 I'll leave too, so you can ask her out. 168 00:19:06,390 --> 00:19:08,850 Lovely. 169 00:19:08,950 --> 00:19:11,490 But there's still the one next door. 170 00:19:11,590 --> 00:19:14,220 Let's check something else out. 171 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,000 - Hey, you guys! - What? 172 00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:25,500 Get a load of this. 173 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:27,600 Huh? 174 00:19:28,010 --> 00:19:30,780 Forget it. I don't want to see, OK? 175 00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:32,880 You have to. 176 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:39,040 - What the hell is that? - It's a mutation. 177 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:42,990 LIZ: It's a fake. 178 00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:44,560 It's like magicians do. 179 00:19:44,660 --> 00:19:47,120 It's probably made of rubber. 180 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:53,700 "Born to Mr. And Mrs. Latiner, Cedar Falls, Iowa." 181 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,430 Richie, you're so full of shit. 182 00:19:59,010 --> 00:20:02,410 I'm getting some air. 183 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:04,510 Wait up. 184 00:20:04,710 --> 00:20:06,550 RICHIE: Hey, wait. Don't go. 185 00:20:06,650 --> 00:20:08,380 It's moving. 186 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,920 It's waving to ya. 187 00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:12,310 [Squeaks] Goodbye! Goodbye! 188 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:24,300 BUZZ: So long, fella. 189 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:25,460 BUZZ: Damn! 190 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,000 - RICHIE: What? - Bastard bit me! 191 00:20:28,100 --> 00:20:30,200 Come on. What? 192 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:33,070 It bit me. Look at that. 193 00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:38,240 Asshole! 194 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:41,450 Hey, watch who you're calling asshole. 195 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,550 Asshole. 196 00:20:45,390 --> 00:20:47,390 Liz'll clean you up. 197 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:57,420 [Hysterical cackling] 198 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:06,240 Come on in and see Daisy May, our two-headed cow. 199 00:21:06,340 --> 00:21:08,370 See a sheep with six legs. 200 00:21:08,470 --> 00:21:11,040 Yes, six. Count 'em yourself, six legs. 201 00:21:11,140 --> 00:21:15,280 And these are creatures of God, ladies and gentlemen, not man. 202 00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:18,510 All authentic and all alive. 203 00:21:18,750 --> 00:21:21,560 Inside, behind that lovely tent, 204 00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,530 you'll see the most beautiful girls you ever saw. 205 00:21:24,630 --> 00:21:28,400 Six of the loveliest in the world, like my sister Mona here. 206 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,430 Give 'em a little show, girl. 207 00:21:30,530 --> 00:21:32,400 Open it up... No, that's all. 208 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:33,840 Just a tease. 209 00:21:33,940 --> 00:21:39,440 Who will dare to face the challenge of the Fun House? 210 00:21:39,540 --> 00:21:42,040 Who is brave enough? 211 00:21:42,140 --> 00:21:44,780 How about you, sir? 212 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:46,980 Who is man enough... 213 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:51,250 to enter that world of darkness? 214 00:21:52,290 --> 00:21:55,380 Terrifying terror ride. 215 00:21:57,260 --> 00:22:00,960 You will scream with terror. 216 00:22:01,060 --> 00:22:05,270 You will beg for release. 217 00:22:05,370 --> 00:22:08,630 But there will be no escape. 218 00:22:09,510 --> 00:22:12,070 For there is no release... 219 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,710 from the Fun House. 220 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:16,840 So, what about it? 221 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:18,410 - Huh? - [Mocking] Huh? 222 00:22:18,510 --> 00:22:20,920 What do you wanna do? It's your choice. 223 00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:22,220 What? What? 224 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,050 How about the magician? Wanna come? 225 00:22:24,150 --> 00:22:26,150 Yeah. Good idea. 226 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:29,360 Hell, I love magicians. 227 00:22:29,390 --> 00:22:32,710 I met an uncle once who was a magician. 228 00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:34,530 I mean it. 229 00:22:34,630 --> 00:22:36,630 Oh, he was bad. 230 00:22:37,500 --> 00:22:39,500 One, please. 231 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:51,710 Have you seen two guys and two girls on a double date? 232 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:54,870 Hey, kid, I ain't the fortune teller. 233 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:59,990 Now, I need a volunteer from the audience. 234 00:23:00,090 --> 00:23:03,320 A young lady, preferably attractive. 235 00:23:03,420 --> 00:23:06,060 Come on, now. Don't be bashful. 236 00:23:11,030 --> 00:23:12,300 You. 237 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,400 You. Come on. 238 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:15,270 No, I couldn't. 239 00:23:15,370 --> 00:23:17,270 Of course you could. Come on. 240 00:23:17,370 --> 00:23:21,640 Come on. Let's give our little lady a big hand. 241 00:23:26,150 --> 00:23:27,910 You're not afraid, are you? 242 00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:29,890 Yes! 243 00:23:29,990 --> 00:23:31,480 Smart girl. 244 00:23:31,580 --> 00:23:34,890 Please step into the coffin. 245 00:23:34,990 --> 00:23:37,190 Go ahead. Right inside. 246 00:23:37,290 --> 00:23:39,060 I promise you'll feel no pain. 247 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,450 HECKLER: Get a regular job. 248 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:45,730 Comfy? 249 00:23:45,830 --> 00:23:47,200 No. 250 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,300 Good. 251 00:23:49,340 --> 00:23:51,430 Now a little history. 252 00:23:52,110 --> 00:23:54,400 [Sharply] A little history. 253 00:23:57,080 --> 00:24:00,850 In the fifth century, Vlad V of Wallachia, 254 00:24:02,650 --> 00:24:06,140 known as Vlad the lmpaler to his friends. 255 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:12,150 Tortured 23,000 prisoners in a device not unlike this. 256 00:24:13,860 --> 00:24:17,860 Tiring of his name, he decided to change it. 257 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:23,000 He selected his father's name, Dracul, 258 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:25,100 meaning devil. 259 00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:31,280 He added the letter A and became... 260 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:33,680 Dracula. 261 00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,980 Literally, 'son of the devil'. 262 00:24:38,350 --> 00:24:41,220 And so legends are born. 263 00:24:41,490 --> 00:24:43,290 With that history in mind, 264 00:24:43,390 --> 00:24:46,030 I present, without further ado, 265 00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:49,160 The lmpaler. 266 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:50,760 Notice, if you will, 267 00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:55,770 that a hole has been cut in the front of this box, 268 00:24:55,870 --> 00:25:00,040 right over the human heart within. 269 00:25:00,140 --> 00:25:04,410 I insert the stake gently. 270 00:25:05,250 --> 00:25:06,510 Do you feel that? 271 00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:09,280 - Yes. - Good. 272 00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:12,520 And now, without further ado, I present 273 00:25:12,620 --> 00:25:14,620 The lmpaler. 274 00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:19,030 [Screaming] 275 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:24,060 Oh, my God! Is there a doctor in the house? Lights! Lights! 276 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,770 Ladies and gentlemen, 277 00:25:29,870 --> 00:25:31,940 my charming daughter, Carmella. 278 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:34,810 [Applause] 279 00:25:34,910 --> 00:25:39,920 Thank you for your patronage. The next show is in two hours. 280 00:25:46,520 --> 00:25:47,320 [Giggling] 281 00:25:47,420 --> 00:25:49,420 Gimme a drag! 282 00:26:05,770 --> 00:26:07,770 Hey! Went out. 283 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:13,380 Wait a sec. Let me get that. 284 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:16,580 You ready? 285 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:20,550 - See ya, Richie. - Hey! Come on, man! 286 00:26:21,860 --> 00:26:24,620 Hey, who wants to go on The Cobra? 287 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,790 LIZ: Ooh, I do. 288 00:26:26,890 --> 00:26:28,890 AMY: Hey, me too. 289 00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:32,940 Hey, you guys, it isn't even finished yet. 290 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,250 LIZ: Hey, Richie! Come on! 291 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Come on! 292 00:26:52,550 --> 00:26:55,270 Hey, Buzz, look. Fortune teller. 293 00:26:57,460 --> 00:26:59,460 [Muttering outside]... 294 00:27:13,740 --> 00:27:17,410 [European accent] This is a very serious business for Madam Zena. 295 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:22,350 Don't be concerned. The aspects are wonderful for tonight. 296 00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,290 [Other three giggle]... 297 00:27:36,370 --> 00:27:39,460 [Richie makes spooky sounds] 298 00:28:01,460 --> 00:28:03,790 A deep, mystic cross. 299 00:28:04,560 --> 00:28:06,360 Good. 300 00:28:06,460 --> 00:28:08,330 [Others snicker] 301 00:28:08,430 --> 00:28:11,860 It means you were born... 302 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,600 with a knowledge of the occult. 303 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,050 Are you sensitive? 304 00:28:26,150 --> 00:28:30,380 Do you have premonitions that often come true? 305 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,080 - No. - [Others snicker] 306 00:28:32,180 --> 00:28:36,190 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 307 00:28:36,290 --> 00:28:39,420 Please, I need to concentrate. 308 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:47,330 [Laughter] 309 00:28:48,300 --> 00:28:50,790 Wait. Wait... 310 00:28:51,170 --> 00:28:53,200 Three bracelets. 311 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:54,840 That is good. 312 00:28:54,940 --> 00:28:57,240 That means a long life-line... 313 00:28:57,340 --> 00:29:00,510 springing from the mouth of truth. 314 00:29:00,610 --> 00:29:02,610 - [Others laugh] - Shh! 315 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,060 Wait. 316 00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:10,250 Quite a break in the faith line. 317 00:29:12,360 --> 00:29:14,920 Hmm. It makes sense. 318 00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:22,540 A tall, dark stranger will enter and change your life. 319 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,010 [Laughter] 320 00:29:24,110 --> 00:29:26,310 Larry Latiner, right? 321 00:29:26,410 --> 00:29:27,910 Do not mock the stars. 322 00:29:28,010 --> 00:29:29,380 [Hoots of laughter] 323 00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:33,750 Hey, I thought she was reading her palm? 324 00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:36,780 Out! Out of here, you bad brats! 325 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:41,300 I have performed in front of crowned heads of Europe! 326 00:29:46,060 --> 00:29:47,760 Don't come back... 327 00:29:47,860 --> 00:29:51,600 or I'll break every bone in your fuckin' bodies. 328 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:53,700 Beat it! 329 00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:09,550 Plain burger coming up. 330 00:30:09,650 --> 00:30:11,650 What do you want? 331 00:30:16,860 --> 00:30:18,230 You dropped something. 332 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:20,780 - I know. - You know? 333 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:23,530 Hey, Buzz, 334 00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,330 How come you never asked me out before? 335 00:30:27,430 --> 00:30:29,430 I don't know. 336 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:33,300 I didn't think you'd go out with me. 337 00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:35,810 Oh, I would. 338 00:30:35,910 --> 00:30:37,910 I'm glad you did. 339 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:44,950 Who will dare to face the challenge of the Fun House? 340 00:30:45,050 --> 00:30:47,350 Who is brave enough? 341 00:30:47,450 --> 00:30:51,090 Hey, come on, you guys. It's getting late. 342 00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:54,670 - Want some cotton candy? - No, thank you. 343 00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:04,200 Who is man enough to enter that world of darkness. 344 00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:06,300 Right. Here we go! 345 00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:15,610 [Screeches and baby wailing] 346 00:31:27,060 --> 00:31:31,470 Terrifying terror ride. 347 00:31:31,930 --> 00:31:35,500 Goblins, ghosties and ghoulies. 348 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:38,030 18 of the worst mistakes... 349 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,370 that nature ever visited on man or beast. 350 00:31:41,470 --> 00:31:44,710 They are all inside and alive. 351 00:31:45,010 --> 00:31:47,010 My own lovely sister. 352 00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:48,050 Right here. 353 00:31:48,150 --> 00:31:50,270 Mona. The beautiful Mona. 354 00:31:50,310 --> 00:31:53,590 She wiggles and she dances. 355 00:31:53,690 --> 00:31:55,460 RICHIE: You ever been in one? 356 00:31:55,560 --> 00:31:57,120 LIZ: No. 357 00:31:57,220 --> 00:32:00,620 Oh, come on. It's three bucks apiece. 358 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,830 LIZ: Besides, you have to be 21. 359 00:32:02,930 --> 00:32:04,800 There she goes. Turn around, darlin'. 360 00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,100 Give 'em a look. 361 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,770 Come on. They always have holes back there. 362 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,800 Really? 363 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:14,170 They wiggle and they dance. 364 00:32:14,270 --> 00:32:17,880 Six beautiful girls. They wiggle and they dance. 365 00:32:17,980 --> 00:32:20,510 They wiggle and they dance. 366 00:32:20,610 --> 00:32:22,610 Well, come on. 367 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:25,050 Step right up. They wiggle and dance. 368 00:32:25,150 --> 00:32:26,250 Right this way. 369 00:32:26,350 --> 00:32:28,450 Step right up. They wiggle and dance. 370 00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:31,390 Ladies and gentlemen, we have girls, girls, girls! 371 00:32:31,490 --> 00:32:32,620 Beautiful girls! 372 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:34,690 Remember what Al Jolson said. 373 00:32:34,790 --> 00:32:38,960 Ha ha! Wait a minute. You ain't heard nothing yet! 374 00:32:40,900 --> 00:32:42,900 Careful. 375 00:32:45,210 --> 00:32:47,270 The one and only Liza! 376 00:32:47,370 --> 00:32:48,540 Here she is. 377 00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:50,710 [Cheers and wolf whistles] 378 00:32:50,810 --> 00:32:52,650 I'm sorry, her name is Marilyn, 379 00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,380 but a rose by any other name... 380 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:04,350 Her name is none other than Suzanne! There she is. 381 00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,600 And now the piece de resistance, 382 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,270 the one and only Sherry! There she is! Yes, sir! 383 00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:21,580 [Crowd whistle and holler] 384 00:33:23,610 --> 00:33:25,450 What's happening? 385 00:33:25,550 --> 00:33:27,670 You're not gonna like it. 386 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,180 Is it gross? 387 00:33:54,680 --> 00:33:57,200 That's disgusting. 388 00:33:58,380 --> 00:33:59,380 What about me? 389 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,250 Wait your turn. 390 00:34:01,350 --> 00:34:03,730 Shit, I'll find my own hole. 391 00:34:05,490 --> 00:34:07,460 Can't believe I said that. 392 00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:09,600 RICHIE: Where you going? 393 00:34:10,390 --> 00:34:11,260 [Gasps] 394 00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:12,360 Jesus, sweetie! 395 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,260 You scared the shit outta me! 396 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:16,160 I dropped my cotton candy, creep. 397 00:34:16,260 --> 00:34:19,100 What's a sweet little thing doing back here anyhow? 398 00:34:19,200 --> 00:34:20,800 Get away, you pervert. 399 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:23,100 Hey, what's going on? 400 00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:25,910 Nothing. Just you goddamn kids! 401 00:34:26,010 --> 00:34:28,310 Everybody else paid to come here! 402 00:34:28,410 --> 00:34:31,680 I take a leak and you take advantage of me! 403 00:34:31,780 --> 00:34:33,780 BUZZ: Is that your dad? 404 00:34:33,780 --> 00:34:35,550 [All laugh] 405 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:36,420 You OK? 406 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,220 Yeah. Wasn't he strange? 407 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,620 Hey, looks like old Frankenstein has to get his jollies also. 408 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,690 AMY: It's time to go home. 409 00:34:45,790 --> 00:34:47,260 BUZZ: What do you mean, it's time to go home? 410 00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:48,590 It's early. 411 00:34:48,690 --> 00:34:50,730 LIZ: Boy, is he a weird dude! 412 00:34:50,830 --> 00:34:53,970 I wonder if he sleeps in that outfit. 413 00:34:56,770 --> 00:34:58,740 I just had the greatest idea. 414 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:00,840 What? 415 00:35:01,210 --> 00:35:03,210 Let's stay. 416 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,110 Let's spend the night. 417 00:35:06,210 --> 00:35:06,810 What? 418 00:35:06,910 --> 00:35:08,980 In the Fun House. 419 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,080 You're crazy! 420 00:35:11,180 --> 00:35:13,520 Fred and Eddie did it in Fairfield County. 421 00:35:13,620 --> 00:35:15,120 Right. And you believe them. 422 00:35:15,220 --> 00:35:16,150 Rich, you're so full of shit. 423 00:35:16,250 --> 00:35:18,390 I'm telling you, they did it. 424 00:35:18,490 --> 00:35:20,260 And so can we. 425 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:23,260 That is, if we wanted to. 426 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,130 What do you mean? 427 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,260 I told you, he's full of shit. 428 00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:30,370 - Who's full of shit? - You're full of shit. 429 00:35:30,470 --> 00:35:31,900 OK, then, 430 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,170 let's do it. 431 00:35:33,270 --> 00:35:35,200 Hell, it's settled. We're done. 432 00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,740 LIZ: Hello, Ma? 433 00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,320 I'm gonna be spending the night at Amy's. 434 00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:44,540 Yes, I won't be coming home tonight. 435 00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:01,170 Hi, Mama. 436 00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:03,900 Could you put Daddy on, please? 437 00:36:04,370 --> 00:36:05,710 Everything's fine. 438 00:36:05,810 --> 00:36:07,810 Could you put him on? 439 00:36:08,780 --> 00:36:09,840 Hi, Daddy. 440 00:36:09,940 --> 00:36:13,250 I'm gonna spend the night at Liz's house, OK? 441 00:36:13,350 --> 00:36:14,780 Yeah. 442 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,010 I won't, Daddy. 443 00:36:16,110 --> 00:36:19,050 Is Mama all right? 444 00:36:19,150 --> 00:36:20,680 Yeah, OK. Well, um... 445 00:36:20,780 --> 00:36:23,990 I'll call you in the morning, OK? 446 00:36:24,090 --> 00:36:25,890 Hey, listen, 447 00:36:25,990 --> 00:36:30,730 tell Joey the movie was great, all right? 448 00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:32,830 Bye. 449 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:38,770 Any problem? 450 00:36:38,870 --> 00:36:40,870 No. 451 00:36:41,040 --> 00:36:44,950 Hey, are you sure you wanna do this? 452 00:36:45,050 --> 00:36:47,610 - Sure you want to? - No. 453 00:36:47,920 --> 00:36:49,920 [Laughs] 454 00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:59,920 Who is man enough to enter that world of darkness? 455 00:37:07,470 --> 00:37:10,670 Have fun! Bye. 456 00:37:12,970 --> 00:37:14,640 [Yelps] 457 00:37:14,740 --> 00:37:16,440 Hang on. This is it. 458 00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:18,410 [Screeching and wailing]... 459 00:37:18,510 --> 00:37:22,250 - This better be good. - It's gonna be great. 460 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:24,320 Richie! 461 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:42,900 [Buzz makes spooky noises] 462 00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:46,300 BUZZ: What do we have here? 463 00:37:53,010 --> 00:37:55,010 BOTH: Ow! 464 00:38:04,860 --> 00:38:06,860 [Screech]... 465 00:39:01,220 --> 00:39:03,710 [Laughter and chatter] 466 00:40:32,810 --> 00:40:35,470 Right, we gotta take it around back, 467 00:40:35,570 --> 00:40:39,710 then come all the way around front, now, right? 468 00:40:39,810 --> 00:40:41,980 What about a beer first? 469 00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:44,450 All right. 470 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:01,930 [Screams and cackles] 471 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:08,970 God is watching you! 472 00:42:55,780 --> 00:42:57,780 Damn! 473 00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:03,990 [Echoing clank]... 474 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,420 - Did you hear that? - Yes, I did. 475 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:18,270 Hey, Dawson, d'you hear that? 476 00:43:52,910 --> 00:43:54,740 LIZ: Amy? 477 00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:56,840 OK, I'm coming. 478 00:43:59,350 --> 00:44:01,020 Well? 479 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,120 AMY: Well what? 480 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:07,950 Some people don't know a good thing when they trip over it. 481 00:44:08,050 --> 00:44:10,050 Oh. 482 00:44:16,700 --> 00:44:18,700 [Door creaks open] 483 00:44:25,340 --> 00:44:28,170 FROM BELOW: Remember, I don't come cheap. 484 00:44:28,270 --> 00:44:29,680 Oh! 485 00:44:29,780 --> 00:44:34,150 You're a smart boy, just like your father. 486 00:45:03,110 --> 00:45:05,110 Not enough. 487 00:45:18,630 --> 00:45:21,230 - More. - [Grunts] More. 488 00:45:21,330 --> 00:45:24,640 Nothing in life comes cheap, my friend. 489 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,810 MASKED MAN: More. 490 00:45:44,910 --> 00:45:46,380 You strike a hard bargain, 491 00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,480 but OK. 492 00:45:49,490 --> 00:45:51,690 What are you standing around for? 493 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:54,290 I haven't got all night! 494 00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:56,200 Hurry. 495 00:45:56,300 --> 00:45:59,860 You want to take off the mask? Huh? 496 00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:01,130 No? OK. 497 00:46:01,230 --> 00:46:03,230 Hurry. 498 00:46:15,220 --> 00:46:16,020 Lie down! 499 00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,940 What are you standing there like an idiot for? 500 00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,100 Nothing to be afraid of. 501 00:46:33,870 --> 00:46:35,400 Ah, you're not afraid. 502 00:46:35,500 --> 00:46:37,930 An eager young fella, you are, huh? 503 00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:40,030 Hmm? 504 00:46:43,010 --> 00:46:45,950 Does it feel good, huh? Hmm? 505 00:46:46,050 --> 00:46:48,050 [Stifled giggles] 506 00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,750 Feels good, huh? 507 00:46:54,990 --> 00:46:58,390 Now relax. Just relax. 508 00:46:59,130 --> 00:47:01,860 Oh. Too late, huh? 509 00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:08,330 Nothing to be ashamed of. Happens to the best of us. 510 00:47:10,770 --> 00:47:14,570 Felt good, huh? Well, of course it felt good. 511 00:47:14,670 --> 00:47:16,840 You just relax. 512 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:28,220 I know what you're thinking. 513 00:47:28,320 --> 00:47:29,750 You want the money back. 514 00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:31,060 [Grunts] 515 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:35,060 Too late, my friend. A bargain is a bargain. 516 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:39,260 It's not my fault if you can't control yourself. 517 00:47:45,710 --> 00:47:47,140 Leave me alone. 518 00:47:47,240 --> 00:47:49,510 I'm going to tell your father. 519 00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:53,510 Do you actually think I'd let you do it to me, you freak? 520 00:47:53,610 --> 00:47:56,240 Be thankful for small favors! 521 00:47:56,580 --> 00:48:00,920 Leave me alone or I'll curse you and your whole lot! 522 00:48:06,390 --> 00:48:08,390 [Woman screams]... 523 00:48:24,950 --> 00:48:27,650 [Gasps for breath, then neck breaks]... 524 00:48:27,750 --> 00:48:31,620 [Laughter from models] 525 00:48:59,210 --> 00:49:01,210 Oh, Buzz. 526 00:49:03,550 --> 00:49:05,950 What are we gonna do now? 527 00:49:07,720 --> 00:49:10,850 Let's just get the hell outta here. 528 00:49:11,960 --> 00:49:14,360 RICHIE: Let's try over here. 529 00:49:15,500 --> 00:49:17,500 Richie, be careful. 530 00:49:21,100 --> 00:49:25,350 There's nothing over there. Let's go the other way. 531 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:28,440 Let's try down there. 532 00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:38,120 Whoa! 533 00:49:38,220 --> 00:49:42,210 - I'm really scared, Richie. - It's OK. It's OK. 534 00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:44,990 I can't see a thing in here. 535 00:49:45,090 --> 00:49:47,090 BUZZ: Straight ahead. 536 00:49:48,230 --> 00:49:51,430 Hold it. I can see something. 537 00:49:51,530 --> 00:49:53,530 LIZ: It's a door. 538 00:49:56,770 --> 00:49:58,570 RICHIE: Wait a minute. 539 00:49:58,670 --> 00:50:01,010 [Clink of latch]... 540 00:50:20,690 --> 00:50:21,660 [Voices outside]... 541 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:22,660 [Starts to open door, voices outside] 542 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,560 LIZ: It's open. BUZZ: Shut up! 543 00:50:24,660 --> 00:50:26,760 Wait a goddamn minute. 544 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:30,830 - RICHIE: I'll be right back. - AMY: Where are you going? 545 00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:33,990 I'm just gonna make sure she's dead. 546 00:50:58,330 --> 00:51:00,330 She's dead. 547 00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,000 BUZZ: OK. Now easy. 548 00:51:15,080 --> 00:51:17,080 [Door rattles] 549 00:51:17,620 --> 00:51:18,520 Shit! 550 00:51:18,620 --> 00:51:21,580 - AMY: What's the matter? - It's locked. 551 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:26,560 - RICHIE: Hey, would you... - It's a steel door with a chain. 552 00:51:26,660 --> 00:51:28,700 LIZ: Can't you force it? 553 00:51:29,060 --> 00:51:30,960 Not without waking the dead. 554 00:51:31,060 --> 00:51:32,430 RICHIE: There's got to be other exits. 555 00:51:32,530 --> 00:51:35,930 - [Sighs] Well, let's try. - Yeah, let's. 556 00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:39,640 LIZ: Richie? 557 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,100 Richie, wait for me. 558 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,140 RICHIE: God damn it! 559 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,170 AMY: I don't know which way. 560 00:51:46,270 --> 00:51:50,350 - BUZZ: God damn this! - RICHIE: There's a light. 561 00:51:57,260 --> 00:51:59,260 Liz, you OK? 562 00:52:02,630 --> 00:52:04,630 Careful. 563 00:52:08,640 --> 00:52:11,360 LIZ: Oh, this is the front door. 564 00:52:13,310 --> 00:52:16,010 BUZZ: Try the side. I got this one. 565 00:52:16,110 --> 00:52:17,410 [Door clanks] 566 00:52:17,510 --> 00:52:19,510 Damn! 567 00:52:21,550 --> 00:52:23,550 RICHIE: Shit! 568 00:52:27,090 --> 00:52:29,120 BUZZ: Take it easy. Let's go. 569 00:52:29,220 --> 00:52:32,220 [All whisper]... 570 00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,630 [Panic as they crash together] 571 00:52:35,730 --> 00:52:37,790 BUZZ: It's OK. It's OK. 572 00:52:37,890 --> 00:52:40,100 RICHIE: Just take it easy. 573 00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:55,270 BUZZ: Damn. How often have we checked these damn doors? 574 00:52:57,520 --> 00:52:59,480 Just spend the night over, right? 575 00:52:59,580 --> 00:53:01,880 [Crashing somewhere inside] 576 00:53:12,630 --> 00:53:16,130 MAN'S VOICE: So he's lying there and he is exhausted. 577 00:53:16,230 --> 00:53:18,000 And he looks over and says, 578 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:21,670 "Darlin', you're the greatest. What was your name again?" 579 00:53:21,770 --> 00:53:25,150 And he sees these big eyes, blinking in the dark, 580 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:28,050 and suddenly he hears "grrr"! 581 00:53:28,150 --> 00:53:30,150 [All laugh]... 582 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:57,540 [Door opens followed by voices] 583 00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:00,700 Wrecking the place of my business... 584 00:54:01,420 --> 00:54:03,350 Ain't you got no respect? 585 00:54:03,450 --> 00:54:04,880 [Masked man mumbles]... 586 00:54:04,980 --> 00:54:06,980 'Course you ain't. 587 00:54:08,660 --> 00:54:10,660 Shit! 588 00:54:15,230 --> 00:54:18,290 [Masked man grunts and groans] 589 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,500 MAN: Damn it! 590 00:54:37,150 --> 00:54:39,700 What the hell've you done now? 591 00:54:47,290 --> 00:54:49,460 She looks dead all right. 592 00:54:56,940 --> 00:54:59,430 Sweet Jesus! 593 00:54:59,530 --> 00:55:03,540 You didn't tell me it was Zena the goddamn fortune teller. 594 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,310 You did it this time. 595 00:55:05,410 --> 00:55:07,940 You killed one of the family. Damn! 596 00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,480 I told you, didn't I? 597 00:55:09,580 --> 00:55:12,220 I don't care about that dirty business with locals. 598 00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,990 But you do nothing with our kind, understand me? 599 00:55:16,090 --> 00:55:17,550 Damn you! 600 00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:22,330 Shoulda killed you when you was born and been done with it. 601 00:55:22,430 --> 00:55:24,430 [Mutters] Father. 602 00:55:24,870 --> 00:55:25,730 [Wails] 603 00:55:25,830 --> 00:55:28,140 I told you never to call me that. 604 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:30,730 Don't you ever call me that. 605 00:55:30,830 --> 00:55:31,700 [Whines] 606 00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:36,080 Can't stand the sound of your filthy voice. 607 00:55:36,180 --> 00:55:38,390 Quiet, now. I gotta think. 608 00:55:39,010 --> 00:55:41,480 I said quiet! I got to think! 609 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:42,910 [Grunts] 610 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,990 It'll be all right, just... be quiet 611 00:55:47,190 --> 00:55:49,990 Gotta get us out of this one. 612 00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,020 Silly whore. 613 00:55:53,390 --> 00:55:57,330 It'll be all right. Just gimme time to think, will ya? 614 00:55:57,430 --> 00:55:59,430 [Grunts] Illy huh. 615 00:56:07,110 --> 00:56:11,530 Never gonna buy that with your fingerprints all over. 616 00:56:11,610 --> 00:56:13,240 Maybe the... 617 00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:15,340 Where we gonna... 618 00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:18,750 Wait a minute. 619 00:56:19,320 --> 00:56:21,550 Wait a minute, I got it. 620 00:56:21,650 --> 00:56:24,120 We'll blame it on the locals. 621 00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:26,720 That's what we're gonna do. 622 00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:29,700 We'll just go and dump her some place. 623 00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:32,860 Then we'll blame the goddamn locals. 624 00:56:34,370 --> 00:56:36,370 Sure. That's the way. 625 00:56:38,670 --> 00:56:40,670 What you got there? 626 00:56:40,970 --> 00:56:42,970 Give it here. 627 00:56:47,680 --> 00:56:49,140 A hundred dollars? 628 00:56:49,240 --> 00:56:52,350 Where the hell did you get a hundred dollars? 629 00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:53,820 [Whines] 630 00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:57,020 You paid her a hundred dollars? 631 00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:03,190 Jesus, I coulda got you one of them tent girls for fifteen. 632 00:57:03,290 --> 00:57:07,970 You never did understand the value of a dollar, did you? 633 00:57:09,540 --> 00:57:12,970 A hundred bucks for Madam Zena. 634 00:57:20,680 --> 00:57:22,680 All right. Where is it? 635 00:57:23,450 --> 00:57:25,550 Where's the rest of my money? 636 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:26,720 Where is it? 637 00:57:26,820 --> 00:57:28,990 Where's the rest of it? 638 00:57:29,090 --> 00:57:31,590 What did you do with it, you idiot? 639 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:33,820 Where is it? God damn it! 640 00:57:33,920 --> 00:57:35,060 Has she got it? 641 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,930 Did you give it to her? 642 00:57:37,030 --> 00:57:39,830 Tell me where it is. God damn you! 643 00:57:40,530 --> 00:57:44,640 All right. Maybe I'm just gonna have to help you remember. 644 00:57:44,740 --> 00:57:46,740 I'll make you talk! 645 00:57:56,920 --> 00:58:01,340 Do it so I won't hit you, boy! Hit yourself! Attaboy! 646 00:58:01,620 --> 00:58:04,690 Hit it or I'm gonna kill ya! Hit it, boy! 647 00:58:04,790 --> 00:58:07,590 That's it. You do it or I'm gonna. 648 00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,280 Tell me where my money is! Where is it? 649 00:58:12,570 --> 00:58:14,970 [Shrieks] 650 00:58:15,070 --> 00:58:17,450 Tell me who got it. Come on. 651 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,220 Do you got it? Tell me. Who took it? 652 00:58:23,300 --> 00:58:25,480 You're dead. You tell me or remember. 653 00:58:25,580 --> 00:58:28,640 Did she take it? You tell me where... 654 00:58:51,340 --> 00:58:53,340 Who's there? 655 00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,940 Who's up there? 656 00:59:00,050 --> 00:59:02,050 Who's up there? 657 00:59:03,180 --> 00:59:05,310 You think we got company? 658 00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:09,550 Hey, you, up there. 659 00:59:09,650 --> 00:59:13,220 Come on down, now. I wanna talk to you. 660 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:16,390 Come on. 661 00:59:16,490 --> 00:59:21,590 Ain't nothin' to be afraid of. I just want a few words. 662 00:59:23,900 --> 00:59:28,310 Come on. I just want to give you your lighter back. 663 00:59:30,140 --> 00:59:32,140 What are y'all doing up there? 664 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:36,240 You know you're trespassing on private property. 665 00:59:38,520 --> 00:59:40,520 Come on. 666 00:59:40,620 --> 00:59:42,520 You have to sooner or later, 667 00:59:42,620 --> 00:59:45,680 there ain't no other way outta here. 668 00:59:46,660 --> 00:59:48,790 Come on, now! 669 00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:53,730 There ain't no reason to be afraid of him. 670 00:59:53,830 --> 00:59:55,830 He's harmless. 671 00:59:58,410 --> 01:00:00,640 Once he's been fed. 672 01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:03,940 All right. 673 01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:06,500 All right, have it your way. 674 01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:12,780 Finders, keepers. Losers, weepers 675 01:00:18,060 --> 01:00:22,020 Take off them damn gloves. We got work to do. 676 01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:32,670 It was you. You took the money, didn't you? 677 01:00:32,770 --> 01:00:35,510 So what? I thought we were getting out. 678 01:00:35,610 --> 01:00:38,280 You stupid shit. You're gonna get us killed. 679 01:00:38,380 --> 01:00:40,380 Let me see it. 680 01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,220 You stupid shit! 681 01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,590 I thought we were getting out. You had the door open. 682 01:00:48,690 --> 01:00:51,690 - It was dumb. - I was gonna split it. 683 01:00:51,790 --> 01:00:53,820 [Amy whispers] Did you see those eyes? 684 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,660 Maybe we can give it back. 685 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,060 It's too late now. 686 01:00:57,160 --> 01:01:00,500 - So what do we do? - We wait. 687 01:01:01,030 --> 01:01:03,750 Till they make their first move. 688 01:01:06,470 --> 01:01:09,140 I think they just made it. 689 01:01:12,510 --> 01:01:14,680 Look, they're just trying to spook us. 690 01:01:14,780 --> 01:01:16,350 Shit, they are. 691 01:01:16,450 --> 01:01:19,720 - I just heard something move. - Where? 692 01:01:19,820 --> 01:01:21,820 There. 693 01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:29,350 [Crash] 694 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,040 Come on. 695 01:01:42,110 --> 01:01:44,110 Stay together. 696 01:01:54,490 --> 01:01:56,490 [Rattling]... 697 01:02:33,190 --> 01:02:36,090 [Door clunks]... 698 01:03:13,870 --> 01:03:15,870 [Clunks again]... 699 01:03:50,470 --> 01:03:52,770 [Cat screeches in distance] 700 01:03:55,940 --> 01:03:57,940 Arrgh! 701 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:03,680 Slow down, you prick! 702 01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:09,220 [Screams] 703 01:04:36,950 --> 01:04:38,620 BUZZ: Amy. 704 01:04:38,720 --> 01:04:40,250 Amy! 705 01:04:40,350 --> 01:04:42,350 Amy! 706 01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:08,580 [Thunder claps]... 707 01:05:19,190 --> 01:05:21,560 - Take this. - I don't want it. 708 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,160 Take it, God damn it! 709 01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:25,810 I just want to get outta here! 710 01:05:25,890 --> 01:05:29,700 We witnessed a murder, man. They're gonna try to kill us. 711 01:05:29,800 --> 01:05:32,970 Understand? [Shouts] You got it? 712 01:05:33,070 --> 01:05:33,740 I'm scared! 713 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,970 Listen, just calm down, Liz. 714 01:05:36,070 --> 01:05:38,310 I don't know what that thing is, 715 01:05:38,410 --> 01:05:43,340 but we'll be a hell of a lot safer if we stay together, OK? 716 01:05:51,820 --> 01:05:56,580 I ain't askin' you to do somethin' you ain't done before. 717 01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,040 Come on, boy! 718 01:06:04,100 --> 01:06:06,600 I didn't mean to hurt you. 719 01:06:07,410 --> 01:06:09,410 It's just that... 720 01:06:09,410 --> 01:06:12,040 sometimes I get to drinkin'... 721 01:06:12,140 --> 01:06:15,200 and I forget to be careful with you. 722 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:18,320 Come on. 723 01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,560 You need me, boy. 724 01:06:27,890 --> 01:06:30,530 You know what they'd have done in Dallas, 725 01:06:30,630 --> 01:06:33,520 if I hadn't been there, don't you? 726 01:06:34,970 --> 01:06:38,790 Them little half-pint girl scouts in Memphis. 727 01:06:42,980 --> 01:06:44,980 Oh, that was the worst. 728 01:06:46,850 --> 01:06:48,850 The worst. 729 01:06:50,880 --> 01:06:52,880 Yeah. 730 01:06:53,750 --> 01:06:55,750 It's been hard on me. 731 01:06:58,460 --> 01:07:00,460 Real hard. 732 01:07:02,930 --> 01:07:09,900 Ever since your mama... 733 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:17,410 And you're little brother Tad on display over there, like... 734 01:07:17,510 --> 01:07:20,980 I don't want that for you, boy. 735 01:07:21,080 --> 01:07:23,450 I don't want that for you! 736 01:07:23,550 --> 01:07:25,550 So come on! 737 01:07:27,520 --> 01:07:29,020 Come on. 738 01:07:29,120 --> 01:07:30,560 Come on. 739 01:07:30,660 --> 01:07:33,660 If you just do this one last thing for me, 740 01:07:33,760 --> 01:07:36,290 one bad thing, 741 01:07:36,390 --> 01:07:40,330 and then we'll bury 'em and I'll take you fishing, 742 01:07:40,430 --> 01:07:42,700 or anything you want. 743 01:07:42,800 --> 01:07:44,800 Just like we used to. 744 01:07:45,610 --> 01:07:48,800 Cos we gotta take care of each other. 745 01:07:52,010 --> 01:07:54,010 As God is my witness, 746 01:07:55,050 --> 01:07:58,480 I don't hate the sound of your voice. 747 01:08:02,190 --> 01:08:04,190 When I was a kid, 748 01:08:04,290 --> 01:08:07,260 I once tried to spook my older brother... 749 01:08:07,360 --> 01:08:10,030 by hiding in his closet. 750 01:08:10,130 --> 01:08:12,260 And while I was waiting in there, 751 01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:14,730 to jump out and scare him, 752 01:08:15,030 --> 01:08:17,920 a weird thought came into my head. 753 01:08:20,740 --> 01:08:23,550 What if he knew I was in there... 754 01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:26,740 and he was standing outside the closet door, 755 01:08:26,840 --> 01:08:30,270 waiting to jump out and scare me? 756 01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:34,290 So what happened? 757 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:37,700 He locked you in, didn't he? 758 01:08:37,890 --> 01:08:43,860 I was in there for three hours, till my parents got me out. 759 01:08:43,960 --> 01:08:46,800 I was too scared to touch the door knob. 760 01:08:46,900 --> 01:08:48,740 I pissed in my pants. 761 01:08:48,840 --> 01:08:50,840 [All scream and shout] 762 01:09:18,600 --> 01:09:21,030 He's resting real good now. 763 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:32,460 You oughta see the trouble I had getting your number. 764 01:09:37,450 --> 01:09:39,940 I washed him up real good. 765 01:09:46,360 --> 01:09:49,130 He's got a fever and ain't talkin' much. 766 01:09:49,230 --> 01:09:52,630 Yeah we'll get him straight home to bed. 767 01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:56,470 Mm-hm. Yeah. 768 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:02,640 Yeah. 769 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,940 [Hysterical shouting] 770 01:10:08,040 --> 01:10:10,420 God damn it, listen to me! 771 01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:12,520 We can't help him now! 772 01:10:14,490 --> 01:10:16,520 Richie! Oh, God! 773 01:10:16,620 --> 01:10:17,590 [Wails] 774 01:10:17,690 --> 01:10:20,090 It's all right. It's gonna be OK. 775 01:10:20,190 --> 01:10:22,190 [Door clunks] 776 01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:44,820 Kill him! 777 01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,920 [Screams] 778 01:11:02,100 --> 01:11:04,540 No! Richie! 779 01:11:08,710 --> 01:11:10,710 No! 780 01:11:22,220 --> 01:11:24,550 Open it! Open it! 781 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:28,760 Liz, can you hear me? 782 01:11:29,060 --> 01:11:32,400 Hey, I'm sorry we caused you all this trouble. 783 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:35,470 No trouble. I was young once myself. 784 01:11:42,040 --> 01:11:44,270 What's the matter, Joey? 785 01:11:44,370 --> 01:11:45,510 [Remembers] "I'll get even." 786 01:11:45,610 --> 01:11:48,610 "I'll get you so bad you'll never forget it." 787 01:11:48,710 --> 01:11:50,140 What's the matter, son? 788 01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,240 "Never!" 789 01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:55,990 Run! 790 01:11:56,460 --> 01:11:57,760 Liz! 791 01:11:57,860 --> 01:11:59,860 Run! 792 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,470 [Buzz shouts to Liz]... 793 01:12:17,280 --> 01:12:19,320 [Storm sound effects]... 794 01:12:28,590 --> 01:12:30,590 [Shouts drowned by fan] 795 01:12:31,020 --> 01:12:33,690 AMY: Father! 796 01:12:36,930 --> 01:12:42,570 - What's the matter, son? - Guess the cat's got his tongue. 797 01:12:42,670 --> 01:12:47,160 Well, I know one little boy who won't run away again. 798 01:12:53,050 --> 01:12:54,880 MOTHER: Come on, let's go. 799 01:12:54,980 --> 01:12:57,750 Daddy! 800 01:13:00,190 --> 01:13:02,190 [Drowned by fan] 801 01:13:05,320 --> 01:13:07,380 Daddy! 802 01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:15,060 [Thudding] 803 01:14:19,630 --> 01:14:21,630 What do you want? 804 01:14:22,900 --> 01:14:24,900 Please don't hurt me! 805 01:14:25,670 --> 01:14:27,670 Please! 806 01:14:30,740 --> 01:14:33,880 I swear I'd never tell if you'd let me go. 807 01:14:33,980 --> 01:14:35,980 Please. 808 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:39,950 Oh, please, let me go. 809 01:14:40,050 --> 01:14:43,920 [Sobs] 810 01:15:04,180 --> 01:15:07,240 I know you like girls. 811 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:09,610 I can be nice to you. 812 01:15:11,280 --> 01:15:15,620 L... l... I... You wouldn't have to pay me anything. 813 01:15:18,160 --> 01:15:20,560 I could make you feel good. 814 01:15:22,860 --> 01:15:25,260 I could make you feel good. 815 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,770 [Terrified sobs]... 816 01:15:45,920 --> 01:15:47,120 [Screams] 817 01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:49,490 Please don't hurt me! 818 01:15:49,590 --> 01:15:56,830 Please don't hurt me! 819 01:15:56,930 --> 01:16:00,200 Please... don't... hurt... me. 820 01:16:01,130 --> 01:16:03,130 [Shrieks in pain]... 821 01:16:46,210 --> 01:16:50,440 [Deep laughter from machine]... 822 01:16:57,960 --> 01:17:00,720 [Barks manically] 823 01:17:32,190 --> 01:17:34,190 Let's try over here. 824 01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:45,740 [Gasps as door clunks] 825 01:17:56,850 --> 01:17:58,850 Everything's locked. 826 01:18:01,390 --> 01:18:03,430 I've been expecting you. 827 01:18:03,660 --> 01:18:04,850 Oh! Buzz! 828 01:18:04,950 --> 01:18:06,320 Hold it, there, sonny. 829 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:07,490 Drop that knife. 830 01:18:07,590 --> 01:18:09,060 I said drop it! 831 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:12,500 Why are you doing this? 832 01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:15,330 I'm just protecting my family. 833 01:18:15,430 --> 01:18:17,100 Your family? 834 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:18,570 It's not even human. 835 01:18:18,670 --> 01:18:22,580 The Lord works in mysterious ways, little lady. 836 01:18:22,680 --> 01:18:25,650 Oh, hell, he ain't such a bad fella. 837 01:18:26,550 --> 01:18:30,810 Gets himself in all sorts of trouble though, don't he? 838 01:18:30,910 --> 01:18:33,120 Anyway, 839 01:18:33,220 --> 01:18:36,050 blood is thicker than water. 840 01:18:36,150 --> 01:18:39,300 And he'll be a comfort in my old age. 841 01:18:41,530 --> 01:18:45,830 Now, how many people know you're here? 842 01:18:46,300 --> 01:18:48,300 Lots. 843 01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:50,600 AMY: They all know. 844 01:18:51,070 --> 01:18:53,070 Well, no matter. 845 01:18:53,170 --> 01:18:55,800 We'll be pulling outta here tomorrow morning. 846 01:18:55,900 --> 01:18:57,810 There's plenty of other carnivals around. 847 01:18:57,910 --> 01:19:00,710 What did you do with the other girl? 848 01:19:00,810 --> 01:19:05,550 Oh, I expect by now he's just finishing up with her. 849 01:19:05,650 --> 01:19:08,960 We'll just wait here till he gets back. 850 01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:10,990 [Doors clunk] 851 01:19:15,490 --> 01:19:18,030 Oh, my, my! 852 01:19:18,130 --> 01:19:20,860 That is a gruesome sight. 853 01:20:09,420 --> 01:20:12,680 Oh, you're real tough, ain't you, son? 854 01:20:15,290 --> 01:20:16,650 Get up! 855 01:20:16,750 --> 01:20:18,750 Come on! Get up. 856 01:20:22,290 --> 01:20:23,430 [Amy screams] 857 01:20:23,530 --> 01:20:25,530 Come on! 858 01:20:34,770 --> 01:20:38,000 [Wails in agony] 859 01:20:51,890 --> 01:20:53,890 BUZZ: You all right? 860 01:20:54,430 --> 01:20:56,090 AMY: Oh, my God! 861 01:20:56,190 --> 01:20:58,600 He's gotta have keys on him. 862 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:09,840 No! Buzz! 863 01:21:13,710 --> 01:21:16,040 [Gunshots] 864 01:21:33,230 --> 01:21:35,960 Get out of here! Run! Run! 865 01:21:54,290 --> 01:21:56,520 [Figure laughs]... 866 01:22:48,870 --> 01:22:50,870 [Tinkling]... 867 01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:29,120 [Confusion of thunder, screams and growls]... 868 01:24:09,860 --> 01:24:11,860 [Screams]... 869 01:24:57,900 --> 01:24:59,900 [Shrieks]... 870 01:25:41,150 --> 01:25:44,010 [Machinery clicks and whirrs]... 871 01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:55,250 [Thud]... 872 01:28:00,150 --> 01:28:02,150 [Smash]... 873 01:28:17,140 --> 01:28:19,140 [Screams]... 874 01:28:25,910 --> 01:28:28,210 [Shrieks]... 875 01:28:46,900 --> 01:28:48,900 [Screeches]... 876 01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:52,130 [Screams]... 877 01:31:04,600 --> 01:31:06,600 [Agonized screams]... 878 01:31:28,690 --> 01:31:32,190 [Echoing scream]... 879 01:32:09,600 --> 01:32:13,870 [Laughter] 880 01:32:31,760 --> 01:32:35,120 [Laughter slows down to nothing]