1 00:00:20,421 --> 00:00:22,090 (POP SONG PLAYING) 2 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:29,323 You may now kiss the bride. 3 00:01:30,358 --> 00:01:32,726 From now on, he'll take care of you 4 00:01:32,793 --> 00:01:34,728 and you'll take care of him. 5 00:01:34,795 --> 00:01:37,165 He'll make you big baloney sandwiches 6 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:40,301 and you'll buy him new socks and a white briefcase. 7 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:43,904 And you'll live happily ever after. 8 00:01:43,971 --> 00:01:46,807 You're the luckiest girl in the world, Barbie. 9 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:49,777 The luckiest girl in the world. 10 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:52,880 You are the luckiest girl in the world. 11 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,382 When I did Whitney Houston's wedding, 12 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,116 she was even more nervous than you. 13 00:01:56,184 --> 00:01:58,552 And you look ten times better than she did. 14 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,988 No, I don't. 15 00:02:01,054 --> 00:02:03,424 This isn't gonna work. 16 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:05,159 I'm fat! 17 00:02:05,226 --> 00:02:06,960 And I'm gonna marry the wrong guy. 18 00:02:07,027 --> 00:02:08,229 Look at me. 19 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:10,398 You are exquisite. 20 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:13,701 You're timeless. 21 00:02:13,767 --> 00:02:17,004 You're the envy of your future sister-in-law Janice, 22 00:02:17,070 --> 00:02:20,274 whom I overheard say at the last gown fitting, "Look at those thighs. 23 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:23,043 "I'd kill for Tracy's thighs." 24 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:27,881 But you have more than great thighs. 25 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:32,786 You have the love of a man named Tom. 26 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:35,723 A man who, when he walked into rehearsal dinner the other day 27 00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:40,060 said, "I can't believe she picked me. 28 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:44,164 "I can't believe I'm marrying the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." 29 00:02:48,536 --> 00:02:51,972 That tells me that this marriage of yours is not only gonna work, 30 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:55,276 it's gonna last forever. 31 00:02:57,911 --> 00:02:59,347 Thank you. 32 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:04,985 Oh, Mom, come here. 33 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,290 Excuse me. 34 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:11,225 Hey, what are you doing? 35 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,527 (CHUCKLES) 36 00:03:13,594 --> 00:03:16,129 Thank you! 37 00:03:16,196 --> 00:03:20,067 Keep to areas A, B and E. I don't want any interference 38 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:29,910 I know who you're looking for. They're right downstairs. 39 00:03:36,750 --> 00:03:38,752 -Father, where are you going? -Nature calls. 40 00:03:38,819 --> 00:03:41,088 You must call back later. We're about to start. 41 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,090 Let's go. Inside. 42 00:03:46,394 --> 00:03:48,128 MAN: Good morning. 43 00:03:48,195 --> 00:03:49,863 -WOMAN: Hello, Mary. -Hi. 44 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:04,945 Penny, stop flirting. We're going in one. 45 00:04:09,783 --> 00:04:13,521 Penny, go to M-12. We have a Dark Tower choking the AV. 46 00:04:15,423 --> 00:04:17,257 Hello! 47 00:04:17,325 --> 00:04:19,126 Hi, ma'am. You're in the preferred seating list. 48 00:04:19,192 --> 00:04:21,729 -If you'll just follow me. -Bye. 49 00:04:21,795 --> 00:04:23,797 There we go. 50 00:04:23,864 --> 00:04:26,700 Enjoy the wedding from way back here. 51 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,369 Dark Tower demolished. 52 00:04:28,436 --> 00:04:30,638 All right. Places, everyone. 53 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,641 Todd, cut the fill lights. 54 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:36,610 Maestro, on three. 55 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:39,079 Excuse me, Mary. We can't find the father of the bride. 56 00:04:39,146 --> 00:04:42,282 That's okay. I got it. Penny, send over the FOB. 57 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,251 I did, 15 minutes ago. 58 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,657 Cover me up north. The FOB is MIA. 59 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,963 (WHISPERING) Oh, no, no, no. Count to 100 and start again, okay? 60 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:06,173 (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 61 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:16,684 (WHISPERING) Father, you're gonna have to hold it. 62 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,185 Good. 63 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:27,361 -(INDISTINCT TALKING) -(GLASSES CLINKING) 64 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,631 Hey, guys, we're on. Tom, come on, put your jackets on. 65 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,335 MAN: Hickory, dickory, dock. The mouse ran up the clock. 66 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:37,571 I have a 20 on the FOB. 67 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:44,645 My little girl's getting married today. 68 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:48,482 I remember her graduation from nursery school, 69 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:50,283 when she was a little girl. 70 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,019 (CRYING) 71 00:05:52,085 --> 00:05:54,021 I remember 72 00:05:54,087 --> 00:05:57,958 like it was yesterday. 73 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,327 -Who are you? -I'm the wedding planner. 74 00:06:02,563 --> 00:06:04,465 (WEDDING MARCH PLAYING) 75 00:06:12,239 --> 00:06:13,541 (SNIFFLES) 76 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:22,115 (WHISPERING) Look, there's the wedding planner. 77 00:06:35,429 --> 00:06:36,630 (SIGHS) 78 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,202 She must lead such a romantic life. 79 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:49,076 (POP SONG PLAYING) 80 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:31,852 (INDISTINCT) 81 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:14,094 "Earwax." 82 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:17,565 "X" on a double letter. "A" on a triple word. 83 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,466 Seventy-two points. 84 00:08:19,533 --> 00:08:22,402 No, I challenge you. "Ear wax" is two words. 85 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:23,937 -It's one. -You're bluffing. 86 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:26,306 "Munch." Sixteen points. 87 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:28,576 Sixteen. 88 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:31,745 Maria, I know I'm a pain in the neck. I just want you to be happy. 89 00:08:31,812 --> 00:08:35,849 And I'm gonna say something that you may be a little resistant to, 90 00:08:35,916 --> 00:08:38,952 but sometimes a father has to take action. 91 00:08:39,019 --> 00:08:40,921 What are you talking about? 92 00:08:40,988 --> 00:08:44,491 I found you a man who has agreed to marry you. 93 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,994 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 94 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:48,729 If her mother was alive, 95 00:08:48,796 --> 00:08:50,998 and she heard that, she'd wish she was dead. 96 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:53,834 "Shaft." Twenty-two points. 97 00:08:53,901 --> 00:08:57,037 Anyway, you know him. Remember Massimo? 98 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,906 No. Who? 99 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:02,810 Massimo Lenzetta, the little boy you played with the summer we were in Italy? 100 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:06,814 -The kid who ate mud? -Ah! That's the one! 101 00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:11,051 I bumped into him on New Arrivals Night at the Sicilian Association. 102 00:09:11,118 --> 00:09:12,586 (GASPS) 103 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:14,955 Why, this is the most wonderful day of my life! 104 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:18,225 A man of my very own! 105 00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:21,061 -You must bring me to him at once. -No need. 106 00:09:22,295 --> 00:09:24,031 -He's here? -Yeah. 107 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:27,234 -He's here? He's here? -Massimo. 108 00:09:29,770 --> 00:09:32,239 -No, he didn't. -Oh, my God. 109 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,778 -Oh, my God. -(GASPS) 110 00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:40,513 Maria. 111 00:09:41,749 --> 00:09:43,984 You remember Massimo? 112 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:48,722 Oh! That mud did him good. 113 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:51,424 The last time I see you, you were scrawny and ugly, 114 00:09:51,491 --> 00:09:53,694 and your head was too big for your body. 115 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,329 How nice. Thank you. 116 00:09:56,396 --> 00:09:57,665 Prego. You're welcome. 117 00:09:59,566 --> 00:10:01,835 I look forward to our life together. 118 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:05,706 I want three sons and a garden of tomatoes. 119 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:06,874 Okay then. 120 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,742 Tomatoes? Tomatoes? 121 00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:12,245 (STUTTERING) Maria, wait. Maria! 122 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,029 -Hi. -Good morning. 123 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:32,365 Good morning. The paper, and I'm gonna take that Yahoo! too. 124 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,434 4.50. 125 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,769 -Keep it. -Thanks. 126 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:37,771 -See ya. -Bye. 127 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:46,914 -Hi, Mary. -Hi. 128 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:49,516 -You look all excited. -I am. 129 00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,988 -Mary, I need... -Can you take it, please? 130 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,429 Francine Donolly. 131 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,598 Her family started selling gourmet sausages out of their working-class kitchen. 132 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,268 -Yeah? -Now today, five years later, 133 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:11,604 they're one of the biggest Internet food specialty companies in America. 134 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:15,909 Uh-uh-uh. Pierre, I love you, but if you use another carnation in my bouquet, 135 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,444 I will deport you. 136 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,447 -Thank you so much. -Geri. 137 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:23,150 They put her wedding announcement in the society pages. Why? 138 00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:26,086 Because they want their new money to be taken very seriously. 139 00:11:26,153 --> 00:11:29,957 Sheila! Book the Gazebo Package for the Belettis, okay? 140 00:11:30,023 --> 00:11:32,092 Take this ugly flower. 141 00:11:32,159 --> 00:11:34,027 Oh, and call Davis and tell him we need a rush order on the chuppah rental. 142 00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,629 -Thank you. -Geri. Geri. 143 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,332 -What the hell is this? -Sunless tanning cream. 144 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:41,802 Wedding's tomorrow. You do the math. 145 00:11:41,869 --> 00:11:43,303 Stop crying. 146 00:11:43,370 --> 00:11:46,306 Quarter cup of lemon juice, half a cup of salt and a loofah sponge. 147 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,809 -Really? -Scrub, scrub, scrub. Okay? 148 00:11:48,876 --> 00:11:51,344 Look, they see this as their ticket into the club, okay. 149 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,381 They wanna make it a social event, the party everybody talks about. 150 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,085 Oh, thank you, Sheila. 151 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,922 I already made contact. They're coming to the Copeland wedding to see my work. 152 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,558 I'm gonna nail this account, Geri. 153 00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:08,728 We'll be in every major bridal magazine in the country. 154 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:12,099 -It'll be our biggest event ever. -Good. 155 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,434 When I pull it off, you're gonna make me a partner. 156 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,604 -A partner? -Yes. 157 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:20,207 A partner. 158 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:24,044 Okay, you are fantastic. 159 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:26,079 Really, you're incredible. 160 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,816 Very good work, but let me tell you something. 161 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,951 I built this business on my back. 162 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:33,153 I sweat, I toiled. 163 00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:37,124 I did things a little, innocent wedding planner shouldn't even hear about. 164 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,026 Shh. I won't even say it. Oaky. 165 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:43,163 I made the big plans, okay? I made the sacrifices. 166 00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,866 You also never made any money. 167 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,200 Wow! 168 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,602 Until I came along. 169 00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:52,039 Look, I've been here for five years, Geri. 170 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,108 I bring in more revenue than all of your other wedding planners combined. 171 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,944 -That's great. -Times five! 172 00:12:59,079 --> 00:13:01,581 -You need me. -(EXCLAIMS DISMISSIVELY) 173 00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,683 -You know you need me. -(STUTTERS) 174 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,586 -I know you know that you need me. -I don't know that. 175 00:13:06,653 --> 00:13:09,222 You know, maybe I should just start my own company. 176 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,424 You wouldn't dare. 177 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,994 Of course. If I nailed the Donolly account and you made me a partner, 178 00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:17,564 you'd save me the trouble of designing my own letterhead. 179 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,934 Let me see. What font would I use? 180 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:23,303 -You're gonna be a partner! -I gotta get the account first. 181 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:25,505 Oh, please, Mary, you're totally gonna get the account. 182 00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:29,076 The Greenburg marriage lasted one year, two months. You win the pot again. 183 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:31,044 How do you do it? I was more than four years off. 184 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,646 I Honestly Love You by Olivia Newton-John was their wedding song. 185 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:35,648 Puts them in the 14-month divorce range. 186 00:13:35,715 --> 00:13:38,385 Speaking of honest love, Jed was asking about you again. 187 00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,287 I don't trust a man who gets regular pedicures. 188 00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:42,589 -Mary, you haven't had a date in two years. -Your point? 189 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,491 My point is if you're not interested in Jed, 190 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:47,194 there is a handsome Italian man waiting to marry you in the lobby. 191 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:49,362 Oh, my God! Hide me. Did you talk to him? 192 00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:51,731 Just for a few minutes. He is so adorable. 193 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:53,901 -He's not adorable. -How can you say that? 194 00:13:53,967 --> 00:13:58,238 When we were kids, he followed me for a summer asking me if I had a vagina. 195 00:13:58,305 --> 00:14:00,240 I think that's adorable. 196 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:03,476 -I gotta get out of here. -Great. 197 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,880 -Grab that side. -I really don't think you should hold that against him. 198 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:09,682 -(MARY SHUSHING) -You should give him a chance. He was a little boy. 199 00:14:09,749 --> 00:14:13,286 Maybe he wanted to be a doctor. Besides, you do have a vagina. 200 00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:14,687 Hello. 201 00:14:14,754 --> 00:14:18,091 My, this is hard to push all by myself. 202 00:14:18,158 --> 00:14:21,995 May you have enough happiness to keep you sweet, 203 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:24,697 enough trials to keep you strong, 204 00:14:25,765 --> 00:14:28,335 enough hope to keep you happy... 205 00:14:28,401 --> 00:14:30,971 Enough friends to give you comfort. 206 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:32,872 ...enough friends to give you comfort... 207 00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,607 -Enough determination... -...and enough determination... 208 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,145 -...to make each day a better day... -...to make each day... 209 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,612 -...a better day... -...than yesterday. 210 00:14:39,679 --> 00:14:41,381 -...than yesterday. -Now, raise your glass. 211 00:14:41,448 --> 00:14:44,617 Congratulations, you guys. I love you both. Whoo! 212 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,754 (GUESTS APPLAUDING) 213 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,991 What? You think Kissinger came up with his own stuff? 214 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:53,793 You just fed the best man his speech. 215 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,930 Smooth. Real smooth. 216 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,899 You must be Francine. I saw your article in Yahoo! 217 00:14:59,967 --> 00:15:03,070 -It's very impressive. -God, I hate that picture. 218 00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:05,372 It made me look like a psychotic poodle. 219 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:12,645 My fiance has got to see this. 220 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:14,847 He will just die. 221 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:18,751 -He should be here by now. -Most grooms are NIDs. 222 00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:21,388 "Not Into Details." 223 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:23,556 That's Eddie, all right. 224 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,858 -I want you to meet my parents. -Okay. 225 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:29,496 Thanks, doll. That rocked. 226 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,534 -Mary, meet my parents, Kitty and Jack. -Hi. 227 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:36,303 -How do you do? -So nice to meet you. 228 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,738 -Dad, are you eating the food? -Mm-hmm. 229 00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:41,874 Champagne is delightful. Cristal? D.P.? 230 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,744 -Actually, it's Taittinger. -Oh, exquisite. 231 00:15:44,811 --> 00:15:47,780 Mother, we're not guests. You're not supposed to be drinking the champagne. 232 00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,154 You give my little girl whatever she wants, no expense spared. 233 00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:57,590 Yes. I'll be faxing you a list of the songs I'll be performing at the reception. 234 00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,526 And none of those mini egg rolls. 235 00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,361 We've got a lot of important people coming. 236 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,297 -We've got an impression to make. -We haven't hired her yet. 237 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:07,067 And as previously discussed in detail, 238 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:08,501 you won't be singing at the wedding. 239 00:16:10,870 --> 00:16:12,672 I'm sorry, Mary. Hi. 240 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:15,608 The belly dancer's here, and she has a tattoo of an extremely... 241 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:18,445 It's okay. Penny, I want you to meet the Donollys. 242 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:20,880 -This is one of my associates, Penny. -Pleasure. 243 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:22,682 Hello. 244 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:26,353 What I need you to do is go to the office and prepare the Murdoch file. 245 00:16:26,419 --> 00:16:27,554 Ooh, Murdoch. 246 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:29,289 As in... 247 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,757 Discretion. 248 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,292 Oops. 249 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,694 The Murdoch files. Right. 250 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,698 All right now, wedding woman. 251 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:40,767 Let's get down to brass tacks. 252 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,769 What do you see for our wedding? 253 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,374 Well, now, having met you, 254 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,244 off the top of my head, 255 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,446 let's see. 256 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:56,549 Night. 257 00:16:57,617 --> 00:17:00,087 Dubounce Botanical Gardens. 258 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:04,657 White, silk tents thin enough to see the stars. 259 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,394 Candlelight. 260 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,562 Wedgewood. 261 00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,899 Exotic waringin trees imported from Bali. 262 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,502 I'm thinking Gatsby. 263 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:18,905 Not a period wedding, 264 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:21,908 but the spirit of it, the time. 265 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,681 I nailed it, Geri. Yeah, but they want it in three months. 266 00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:30,517 They're going for June. 267 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,220 I know. The clock is ticking. Put Penny on. 268 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,859 Guess what, Miss Moneypenny? 269 00:17:44,197 --> 00:17:45,532 Hold on, Penny. 270 00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:47,867 Agh! 271 00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,669 This shoe is stuck. 272 00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,647 Not my good shoes. 273 00:18:00,713 --> 00:18:02,282 Oh, my goodness. 274 00:18:06,653 --> 00:18:07,654 Oh! 275 00:18:08,455 --> 00:18:10,657 My new Gucci shoe. 276 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:12,091 Come on! 277 00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:14,261 (GRUNTING) 278 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:17,264 (SCREAMING) 279 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,367 (EXCLAIMS) 280 00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:23,203 Oh, are you okay? Are you okay? 281 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,374 I'm great. 282 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,076 -Okay. -Where's my shoe? 283 00:18:30,143 --> 00:18:33,146 Your shoe? You got it right here. 284 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,715 Now talk to me. How are you feeling? 285 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:40,119 Are you experiencing any dizziness, nausea, difficulty breathing? 286 00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:43,623 The breathing thing rings a bell. 287 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:50,797 Then again, you are on top of me, cutting off my air supply. 288 00:18:50,863 --> 00:18:55,001 Your mental clarity's excellent. That's good. That's good. 289 00:18:55,067 --> 00:18:57,470 Don't appear to have a concussion. 290 00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:59,539 You took quite a fall. 291 00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,541 Why are you still on top of me? 292 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,681 That's a good question. 293 00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:12,319 You see that Dumpster there? Seems that Dumpster tried to kill you. 294 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:15,322 You were standing in the middle of the road, and it was coming right at you. 295 00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,824 Just take your time. Sit up straight. You okay? 296 00:19:19,859 --> 00:19:21,294 You saved... 297 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,930 my shoe. 298 00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,299 My life. 299 00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:29,436 Your shoe was what I was going for. 300 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,238 You just turned out to be a bonus. 301 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:33,906 Come on. We're gonna try and get up. Take your time. 302 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,975 Take your time. 303 00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,010 Up. Oh. Oh. Oh. 304 00:19:38,077 --> 00:19:41,013 Here we go. I got you. I got you. 305 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,352 I got you, okay? 306 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:47,787 (MOANS) 307 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:51,123 You smell like sweet red plums 308 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:55,328 and grilled cheese sandwiches. 309 00:19:57,430 --> 00:19:59,999 Okay. Here you go. 310 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,334 (EXCLAIMS) 311 00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,805 Yeah, I get that all the time. Thank you. 312 00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:08,975 All right. Hold up! All right. 313 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,879 Yup, she's dead, all right. 314 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:16,115 -You think she's going to heaven? -Definitely. 315 00:20:16,182 --> 00:20:19,652 She's got the cleanest toes I've ever seen. 316 00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,288 Where am I? 317 00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:25,124 You're at the children's ward of St. Vincent's Hospital. 318 00:20:25,191 --> 00:20:27,860 I'm your doctor. Try not to talk. 319 00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:29,095 Mmm! 320 00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:33,132 My God. 321 00:20:33,199 --> 00:20:35,535 I'm paralyzed. I'm paralyzed! 322 00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:39,772 If you're moving your arms and legs, you're clearly not paralyzed. 323 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:40,940 -MAN: Boo! -(CHILDREN SHRIEKING) 324 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:43,109 (SCREAMING) 325 00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,911 Yes, thank you. There's my flashlight. 326 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,013 Thank you. How's our patient doing? 327 00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,681 It was touch and go for a while. 328 00:20:48,748 --> 00:20:50,783 Was it? What do you recommend? 329 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:53,486 I think she needs more fluids. 330 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:57,123 Why don't you go load her up with 10 cc's of Yoo-Hoo, all right? 331 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,658 Here we go. 332 00:20:58,725 --> 00:21:00,026 (ALL SCREAMING EXCITEDLY) 333 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:03,029 -You're the guy... -Steve Edison. 334 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,665 I'm the supervising pediatrician here. 335 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:08,635 -Mary... -Fiore. Yeah, I know. 336 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,870 I had to go through your wallet to get your identification. 337 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:13,640 I must say, I've never met anyone who alphabetized her credit cards before. 338 00:21:15,508 --> 00:21:17,109 Here's the skinny on you. 339 00:21:17,176 --> 00:21:21,481 Your X-rays are fine. Hemoglobin levels are normal. 340 00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:25,051 We're just waiting on the CAT scan to be processed, then we can get you out. 341 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:28,355 You can take this off now. 342 00:21:28,421 --> 00:21:31,190 -Oh, you've got a big neck. -I have a big neck? 343 00:21:31,257 --> 00:21:33,526 Don't get me wrong. It's a fine neck. 344 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:36,896 It's just that haven't had a patient over the age of six in three years. 345 00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:37,964 Oh. 346 00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,568 (HUMMING) 347 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:48,240 What happened to your hand? 348 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,845 My hand. You fell on it with your big neck. 349 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,294 Ugh! 350 00:22:22,409 --> 00:22:23,876 (STEVE TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 351 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,117 -Mary. -Mmm. 352 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:34,587 Your CAT scan came back, and it's all clear. 353 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,589 -So I'm okay? -You're better than new. 354 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:43,329 Speaking of new, that's a pretty modern girl you have there. 355 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:45,498 -Who? -Your girlfriend. 356 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,834 Oh! 357 00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:51,370 No, that's my sister. I guess you could say she's modern. 358 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:55,007 The last time I saw her, she had a spike through her chin. 359 00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:57,043 Oh, my. 360 00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:59,912 What I don't understand is how she got near the Dumpster! 361 00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:01,514 Miss? 362 00:23:01,581 --> 00:23:04,484 -Oh, my God, you're alive! -How did you find me? 363 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:08,320 I'm so happy! The nurse found my phone number taped to your Palm Pilot. 364 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,023 She told me what happened, and... 365 00:23:13,092 --> 00:23:15,495 Is this the guy who saved you? 366 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,897 Hi. 367 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:20,767 I wouldn't exactly call it a rescue. 368 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:24,203 I was just in the right place at the right time. 369 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:27,507 Well, aren't you just the modern-day hero? 370 00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:35,648 Penny. 371 00:23:35,715 --> 00:23:36,949 Are you okay? 372 00:23:38,217 --> 00:23:39,351 (CHUCKLES) 373 00:23:42,288 --> 00:23:44,557 Fabulous. 374 00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:46,893 Penny Nicholson. Nice to meet you. 375 00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:50,196 I'm Steve Edison. Nice to meet you too. 376 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:53,099 Have a seat. Make yourself comfortable. Mary's gonna be fine. 377 00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:58,104 So, you must work long hours. Are you working late tonight? 378 00:23:58,170 --> 00:24:00,339 No, I'm not even on duty tonight. 379 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:03,810 Great! 380 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,813 You know, Mary and I were gonna go to Golden Gate Park. 381 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:09,381 They show old movies on the side of the museum. 382 00:24:09,448 --> 00:24:11,851 You should come with us. 383 00:24:11,918 --> 00:24:13,486 We won't take no for an answer. 384 00:24:13,553 --> 00:24:15,988 Will you leave him alone, please? 385 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,657 Oh, you don't want me to go? 386 00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:18,758 No. No! 387 00:24:18,825 --> 00:24:21,327 Of course she wants you to go. 388 00:24:22,562 --> 00:24:26,298 You know, the truth is, Doctor, 389 00:24:26,365 --> 00:24:30,036 that I've been thinking about a career in medicine. 390 00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:33,372 Something medicinal or whatnot. 391 00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:36,676 I'd really like to just pick apart your brain. 392 00:24:36,743 --> 00:24:38,878 MARY: Do not leave me here. PENNY: I know what's best for you. 393 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:40,913 PENNY: I'm gonna get you over this Keith thing once and for all! 394 00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,081 MARY: It's only been six years. 395 00:24:42,148 --> 00:24:43,249 (PENNY TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 396 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,551 MARY: It's not a date! 397 00:24:44,617 --> 00:24:47,453 Do not leave me alone. Please. 398 00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,789 -It's for your own good. -Don't you dare! 399 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,658 -Hi! -Hello. 400 00:24:51,724 --> 00:24:53,292 -There he is. -There's your gum ball. 401 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:57,129 Thank you. Oh, good. Boy, you can never get the colors you want. 402 00:24:57,196 --> 00:24:58,631 Okay, well. 403 00:24:59,799 --> 00:25:01,634 Oh, no! 404 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:04,370 Darn it. I just remembered that I promised 405 00:25:04,436 --> 00:25:08,240 my friend's brother's godmother 406 00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,442 that I would help her 407 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:14,313 change her fax cartridge tonight 408 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:17,717 because she's going out of town tomorrow, 409 00:25:17,784 --> 00:25:19,418 on an African safari. 410 00:25:20,152 --> 00:25:22,054 I should go do that. 411 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,691 I'm really sorry that we're not gonna be able to have that 412 00:25:24,757 --> 00:25:26,525 -medical chat. -Medical chat, yeah. 413 00:25:27,827 --> 00:25:29,629 Well... Ow! 414 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:32,464 Okay. Bye. 415 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,434 -Penny. -Wow. 416 00:25:35,501 --> 00:25:38,370 Goodness, I hope her 417 00:25:38,437 --> 00:25:42,609 friend's brother's godmother is gonna be okay. 418 00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:45,111 You know, I have reserved seating. 419 00:25:45,177 --> 00:25:47,479 -All right. -Okay. Let's go. 420 00:25:49,682 --> 00:25:52,619 -Thanks for guarding my tree. -Yes, I'm guarding your tree. 421 00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:54,954 There's your blanket right there under your tree I kept for you. 422 00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,455 Thank you, Burt. This is Steve Edison. 423 00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:58,190 Steve, how you do? Nice to meet you. 424 00:25:58,257 --> 00:26:00,392 -Pleased to meet you. -It's about time you had a date. 425 00:26:00,459 --> 00:26:02,862 -It's not... -What line of business are you in? 426 00:26:02,929 --> 00:26:05,397 -I'm a doctor at St. Vincent's. -You a doctor? 427 00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:08,300 He's a doctor. Well, I get the hint. 428 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:11,003 See you at the Scrabble practice, kid. 429 00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,874 Sorry. I'm so sorry about that. 430 00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:17,744 Scrabble practice? 431 00:26:17,810 --> 00:26:19,646 Please, don't ask. 432 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,981 Come on. You can't leave me hanging on that. 433 00:26:22,048 --> 00:26:25,117 "See you at Scrabble practice, kid"? What's that? 434 00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:29,155 I'm a member of the Bay Area Scrabble Club. 435 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:31,758 -Pathetic, I know. -Wow. 436 00:26:31,824 --> 00:26:34,193 -What? -That is pathetic. 437 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,663 Shut up. 438 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:39,398 At least I can spell. What can you do? 439 00:26:39,465 --> 00:26:41,868 -I throw a mean yo-yo. -You know what? 440 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:45,805 -No more caramel corn for you. -I'm serious. 441 00:26:45,872 --> 00:26:49,208 How'd you get into it? I've never met a member of a Scrabble Club before. 442 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,210 That's for sure. 443 00:26:53,112 --> 00:26:56,115 When my parents came over from Italy, 444 00:26:56,182 --> 00:27:00,219 they joined a Scrabble Club so they could learn English. 445 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:04,724 After my mom died, my dad became, like, obsessed with the game 446 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:07,126 and wanted me to play with him all the time. 447 00:27:07,193 --> 00:27:09,829 So I guess, in a way, I was destined. 448 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:13,299 C-O-O-L. 449 00:27:21,573 --> 00:27:23,075 What are you doing? 450 00:27:26,578 --> 00:27:28,881 I only eat the brown ones. 451 00:27:28,948 --> 00:27:31,317 Because? 452 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:34,153 'Cause I figure they have less artificial coloring 453 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:37,289 'cause chocolate's already brown. 454 00:27:37,356 --> 00:27:39,792 That's very scientific of you, Dr. Steve. 455 00:27:39,859 --> 00:27:41,060 Thank you. 456 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,966 So where would one go to see a Scrabble match? 457 00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,802 -(MUSIC PLAYING ONSCREEN) -Oh, look. It's starting. 458 00:27:55,441 --> 00:28:00,612 * And closer 459 00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:05,718 * To me 460 00:28:09,588 --> 00:28:11,891 -Oh, that's beautiful. -You like it? 461 00:28:11,958 --> 00:28:14,326 Yes. 462 00:28:14,393 --> 00:28:16,262 -MAN: Whoo! -(WOMAN LAUGHING) 463 00:28:23,469 --> 00:28:24,804 STEVE: Hmm. 464 00:28:28,107 --> 00:28:32,178 This is by far the coolest thing I've ever done in this city. 465 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:40,820 MAN: * The closer you are 466 00:28:40,887 --> 00:28:41,888 * The brighter the stars glow * 467 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:43,355 Wanna dance? 468 00:28:45,792 --> 00:28:50,129 I don't know. I haven't danced in quite some time. 469 00:28:50,196 --> 00:28:53,766 -Okay. -Girl asks you to dance, you dance. 470 00:28:53,833 --> 00:28:56,002 (WHISPERING) Burt! 471 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:59,671 Burt's right. Yes, Mary, I would love to dance. 472 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:04,343 -No pressure. -It's too late now. 473 00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:13,853 Okay. 474 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:22,194 (MARY EXCLAIMS SOFTLY) 475 00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:25,164 Where'd you learn to dance like this? 476 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,299 Ballroom class. 477 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,701 Oh, you're gay. 478 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:32,038 Oh, yeah, the gayest. 479 00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:37,509 Oh. 480 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:43,115 My mother put me in ballroom classes when I was eight years old. 481 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:46,718 She wanted me to be Fred Astaire. I wanted to be Marcus Welby. 482 00:29:48,220 --> 00:29:50,923 So now you're a little bit of both? 483 00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:55,227 I think you're being kind. 484 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:57,930 You can stop that. I'm gonna blush. 485 00:30:02,734 --> 00:30:04,670 How's your thumb? 486 00:30:05,972 --> 00:30:07,406 Never better. 487 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:31,097 YMCA. 488 00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,699 My next Scrabble match is Saturday, 489 00:30:33,765 --> 00:30:36,802 at 1:00 at the north side YMCA. 490 00:30:36,869 --> 00:30:39,405 It'll be the social event of the season. 491 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,975 Maybe you should be there. 492 00:30:47,213 --> 00:30:50,449 -Maybe you shouldn't step on my foot. -Did I? 493 00:30:50,516 --> 00:30:51,918 -Yes. -I'm sorry. 494 00:30:51,984 --> 00:30:54,120 That's okay. Just don't let it happen again. 495 00:30:56,122 --> 00:30:57,523 Don't tell me what to do. 496 00:30:57,589 --> 00:30:59,025 Don't what? 497 00:31:16,842 --> 00:31:18,810 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 498 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,212 Come on. 499 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:21,847 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 500 00:31:29,188 --> 00:31:30,522 (TRADITIONAL MUSIC PLAYING) 501 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:32,224 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 502 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:37,163 Holy shit! 503 00:31:37,229 --> 00:31:39,565 Are you guys crazy? This isn't funny! 504 00:31:39,631 --> 00:31:43,235 Oh, I am thinking teal for the bridesmaids. What do you think? 505 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,174 Good morning. Earth to Mary. 506 00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,676 What is up with you? You're different. 507 00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,245 I'm not different. How am I different? 508 00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:55,347 You can't stop smiling. 509 00:31:56,682 --> 00:31:58,584 I'm not smiling. Am I smiling? 510 00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,020 Like a fool. 511 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:03,455 -Tell me. -It's nothing. 512 00:32:03,522 --> 00:32:06,058 Then stop smiling. 513 00:32:06,125 --> 00:32:08,827 -I can't. -Okay, who is he? 514 00:32:11,730 --> 00:32:13,199 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 515 00:32:13,899 --> 00:32:15,767 Okay. No, no! 516 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:19,771 Mr. Kotsioupolis, you cannot throw plates at the Ritz-fucking-Carlton! 517 00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:21,707 It's okay. 518 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,442 This is like a fairy tale. 519 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:26,278 He saves your life. You dance under the stars. 520 00:32:26,345 --> 00:32:28,714 -You kiss in the rain. -Almost kissed. 521 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:33,085 I don't know, Fran. I've been so out of the dating-relationship loop. 522 00:32:33,152 --> 00:32:34,920 You? 523 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:38,757 You know, those who can't do, teach? Those who can't wed, plan. 524 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:42,228 With my help, you could marry this man in three months. 525 00:32:42,294 --> 00:32:45,764 I have totally lost control. Will you please, please, please help me? 526 00:32:45,831 --> 00:32:48,700 Penny, if you can't beat 'em... 527 00:32:48,767 --> 00:32:51,503 -What has gotten into you? -She met a guy. 528 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:54,006 You met a guy? (GASPS) You mean... 529 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:55,141 Uh-huh. 530 00:32:55,207 --> 00:32:56,775 (SHRIEKING) 531 00:32:56,842 --> 00:32:58,477 (MAN TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 532 00:32:59,878 --> 00:33:03,015 -I wanna hear all about it! -I owe you one, Penny. 533 00:33:03,082 --> 00:33:05,184 You do. You owe me one! 534 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,422 -Hello, Rene. How are you? -Hello. Great. 535 00:33:10,489 --> 00:33:12,924 Listen, they're gonna be signing up for six classes. 536 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,327 So just be sure to pay up front, okay? 537 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:17,796 Basil himself is gonna be here today. 538 00:33:17,863 --> 00:33:19,831 -Really? -Yes. 539 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:21,600 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 540 00:33:21,667 --> 00:33:24,203 I'll have to call you back. Okay. Bye. 541 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:28,107 Mary, what are you doing here? 542 00:33:28,174 --> 00:33:30,542 Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. 543 00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:31,877 I may be a hell of a businesswoman, 544 00:33:31,943 --> 00:33:35,514 but when I dance, I look like a retarded string bean. 545 00:33:35,581 --> 00:33:37,416 I thought your class wasn't till Thursday though. 546 00:33:37,483 --> 00:33:40,452 I know. We had to change it. But this is perfect. 547 00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,622 You can finally meet Eddie. Come here. Eddie. 548 00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:45,424 Eddie, come here. 549 00:33:45,491 --> 00:33:47,859 I want you to meet the wedding planner. 550 00:33:47,926 --> 00:33:50,996 The two most important people in my life set eyes on one another. 551 00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:53,965 Eddie, this is Mary, the wedding planner. 552 00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,967 Mary, this is my fiance Eddie. 553 00:34:02,774 --> 00:34:03,775 Hi. 554 00:34:06,312 --> 00:34:07,313 Hi. 555 00:34:08,814 --> 00:34:12,518 -Mary, are you okay? -Uh-huh. Yup. Good. 556 00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:15,354 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 557 00:34:15,421 --> 00:34:17,123 Let's see who that is. 558 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:19,725 Hello? 559 00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,793 Hi, Dad. Wait. 560 00:34:21,860 --> 00:34:25,063 I can't hear you. Hang on. All right. Okay, I got you. Oh! 561 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:28,400 Okay, I'm losing you again. I'm sorry. 562 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:31,603 Shoot. Okay, wait, wait. Hello. Do you hear me? 563 00:34:31,670 --> 00:34:35,006 Quickly, people. Get your tootsies out here, pronto. 564 00:34:35,073 --> 00:34:38,076 Welcome to the Basil St. Mosely School of Dance. 565 00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:40,579 I am Basil St. Mosely. 566 00:34:40,646 --> 00:34:43,149 Hang on. I can't hear you. Wait a second. I can't hear you. 567 00:34:43,215 --> 00:34:45,617 You're breaking up. Hang on. 568 00:34:45,684 --> 00:34:47,419 There you go. 569 00:34:47,486 --> 00:34:49,688 I'd like all my lovely couples, dancing partners, 570 00:34:49,755 --> 00:34:50,956 paired up in twos, 571 00:34:51,022 --> 00:34:53,058 ready to dance, not next week, not tomorrow, but now. 572 00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:54,960 -Dance with Eddie. -I can't. 573 00:34:55,026 --> 00:34:57,296 Quickly. Is there a problem in the room? 574 00:34:57,363 --> 00:35:00,399 Pronto, people. I'd like us to still be young when this class is over. 575 00:35:00,466 --> 00:35:02,000 I have to take this call. 576 00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:04,336 Darling, I understand you're busy. I'm busy too. 577 00:35:04,403 --> 00:35:06,572 -You're holding up the class. -She's with him. 578 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,207 All right. 579 00:35:08,274 --> 00:35:11,343 Mary, watch out for his thumb. He hurt it saving some old lady. 580 00:35:11,410 --> 00:35:13,979 -Sorry, I can't. -Listen, I got a prior engagement. 581 00:35:14,045 --> 00:35:15,181 Interesting choice of words. 582 00:35:15,247 --> 00:35:18,250 Wallflowers, it's time to blossom and bloom. 583 00:35:18,317 --> 00:35:22,053 Obviously, what we have here, people, is a fear of dancing. 584 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:25,857 It's my firm belief we must conquer one's fears. 585 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:29,127 Now, I have to gauge what I am dealing with, 586 00:35:29,195 --> 00:35:31,730 so I will play music, you will dance 587 00:35:31,797 --> 00:35:33,465 and I will observe. 588 00:35:33,532 --> 00:35:34,833 Okay, Rene? 589 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:36,902 Yes, thank you. 590 00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,404 (MUSIC PLAYING) 591 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,739 Mary, would you like to dance? 592 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:44,075 Have no fear. Dance. Dance. 593 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:45,577 Yes. 594 00:35:48,214 --> 00:35:50,816 -Old lady, huh? -Listen, this is... 595 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:53,084 -You told me your name was Steve. -It is Steve. 596 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,821 My last name is Edison. Fran calls me Eddie. It's a nickname. 597 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,055 I have a better nickname for you. 598 00:35:57,122 --> 00:35:59,258 How about common, cheating, sleazy... 599 00:35:59,325 --> 00:36:00,826 If you're thinking... 600 00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:03,195 What I'm thinking involves a machete and a pair of pliers. 601 00:36:03,262 --> 00:36:04,363 Okay. 602 00:36:08,767 --> 00:36:11,136 -The day that you had the accident. -That was a special day. 603 00:36:11,203 --> 00:36:12,604 It was. I was running late. 604 00:36:13,305 --> 00:36:15,207 How convenient. 605 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,843 I was meeting Fran and our wedding planner, which you turned out to be. 606 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,411 What are the odds? 607 00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:21,647 Dance. Dance! 608 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:25,617 Don't dance around the issue. 609 00:36:25,684 --> 00:36:28,019 You didn't show 'cause you don't wanna get married. 610 00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:31,056 -I see it all the time. -You see what? 611 00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,992 Why'd you tell your fiance you saved an old lady? 612 00:36:34,059 --> 00:36:36,061 Exactly! 613 00:36:36,127 --> 00:36:39,030 You think you want to get married, but you don't. 614 00:36:39,097 --> 00:36:42,534 You're pitiful and confused, looking to get some hot pepper wherever you can. 615 00:36:42,601 --> 00:36:45,170 Mary, you have no idea what you're talking about. 616 00:36:45,237 --> 00:36:46,472 -Yeah? -Yeah. 617 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:47,906 Why did you go to the movies with me? 618 00:36:47,973 --> 00:36:50,676 Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Let's see. 619 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,312 First of all, Steve likes the movies. 620 00:36:53,379 --> 00:36:54,780 Steve had the night off. 621 00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:57,148 Steve said, "Hey, you know what? 622 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,151 A movie sounds good. Plus he got an invitation. 623 00:37:00,218 --> 00:37:02,220 Why is Steve referring to himself in the third person? 624 00:37:02,288 --> 00:37:04,490 What are you talking about? 625 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:08,159 Think you can double-talk your way out, throw me off your scent? I smell you! 626 00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:10,896 And I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches. 627 00:37:10,962 --> 00:37:12,364 -What? -Yes. 628 00:37:12,431 --> 00:37:14,833 -So you said before you passed out. -I did not! 629 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:18,003 You did too. If anybody was looking to get some, it's M-A-R-Y. 630 00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,705 You are hideous. 631 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,040 Okay. Then why'd you ask me to dance? 632 00:37:22,107 --> 00:37:23,642 -I didn't. -You did too. 633 00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,645 -I did not. -You said, "Would you like to dance?" 634 00:37:26,712 --> 00:37:30,015 And even if I did, I'm not the one who's engaged. 635 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,017 It was a dance. 636 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:34,185 Whoop-dee-doo. It didn't mean anything. 637 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:36,855 Then why'd you almost kiss me? 638 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:41,893 BASIL: This pair, this lovely couple, 639 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,963 they have it, they know what it takes. 640 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,867 Very well done. 641 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:51,537 We need to powwow. 642 00:37:54,873 --> 00:37:57,242 As soon as Dad mentioned it, I went, "Of course." 643 00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:00,278 Everybody knows that it's the place to get married. 644 00:38:00,346 --> 00:38:03,081 Sure, Fran. A vineyard sounds perfect. 645 00:38:03,148 --> 00:38:05,351 -We should check it out right away. -I already have. 646 00:38:05,417 --> 00:38:07,386 We have reservations for this weekend, 647 00:38:07,453 --> 00:38:09,788 but you'll have to take off Friday. 648 00:38:09,855 --> 00:38:11,423 Friday? Friday's not good for me. 649 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:13,525 I have a diverticulitis seminar planned. 650 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:17,062 -Okay. Saturday. -Saturday. 651 00:38:17,128 --> 00:38:19,965 Saturday. All right, Mary? Thanks for everything. 652 00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,533 Nice to meet you. Thanks for the dance. 653 00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,402 -We'll let you know how it all goes. -Pleasure to meet you. 654 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,837 Wait a second. She's coming with us. 655 00:38:25,904 --> 00:38:27,539 -I'm coming? -She's comin'? 656 00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:28,707 Yes. 657 00:38:28,774 --> 00:38:30,709 You are not quitting the Donolly wedding! 658 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:34,279 I gotta tell Geri I'm off the account. 659 00:38:34,346 --> 00:38:36,748 No. No, no, no. Hold on. 660 00:38:36,815 --> 00:38:38,550 Listen. 661 00:38:38,617 --> 00:38:42,988 The only good reason to quit a wedding is if you break the cardinal rule. 662 00:38:43,054 --> 00:38:46,625 Which is ridiculous because we both know you did not fall in love with the groom. 663 00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,361 -What? -(STUTTERS) 664 00:38:51,162 --> 00:38:52,498 You didn't. 665 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:54,833 Bad. 666 00:38:54,900 --> 00:38:56,835 No, of course not. 667 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:02,107 I'd never get emotionally involved. 668 00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:04,309 Never. Never. 669 00:39:05,611 --> 00:39:06,678 It's the doctor. 670 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:11,417 I'm confused. Is it the doctor, or did you fall for the groom? 671 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:15,220 No, the doctor is the groom. The groom is the doctor. 672 00:39:15,286 --> 00:39:18,123 The doctor is Fran Donolly's fiance! 673 00:39:18,189 --> 00:39:20,191 The Dumpster girl is your wedding planner? 674 00:39:20,258 --> 00:39:21,960 Yes. I'm in hell. 675 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:24,229 And I'm in heaven. Now you can fix me up with her. 676 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:25,997 I'm not fixing you up, Dr. John. 677 00:39:26,064 --> 00:39:27,799 Look, this is complicated enough. 678 00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,869 You are one of the top wedding planners 679 00:39:30,936 --> 00:39:34,873 in this great, big, thriving metropolis. 680 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:38,043 Look on the positive side. He got you to open up again. 681 00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,778 Thank the bastard and move on. 682 00:39:39,845 --> 00:39:42,981 You cannot tell me you would sacrifice your entire career over this! 683 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:46,685 You're not telling me that you think it's a mistake to marry Fran now? 684 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:49,688 I don't think it's a mistake to marry Fran. Fran is great. 685 00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:50,922 Yes. 686 00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,626 It's just that... 687 00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:59,998 What if what I think is great really is great 688 00:40:01,867 --> 00:40:05,070 but it's not as great as something greater? 689 00:40:06,572 --> 00:40:08,574 You will go through with this wedding! 690 00:40:08,640 --> 00:40:10,509 Why? 691 00:40:10,576 --> 00:40:13,845 Because you deserve this partnership. You've earned it! 692 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,947 -You're right. -Of course I'm right. 693 00:40:16,014 --> 00:40:17,348 Of course you're right. 694 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,486 Your feelings for her, that's not chemistry, that's anxiety. 695 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:23,088 -It's nature. -It's natural. 696 00:40:23,154 --> 00:40:26,391 Natural. It's not chemistry, it's anxiety. 697 00:40:26,458 --> 00:40:28,694 I can do this. I can plan this wedding. 698 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:31,129 The feelings I have for Fran run deep. 699 00:40:31,196 --> 00:40:34,099 It's not something that can be swept away in one night with one dance. 700 00:40:34,165 --> 00:40:35,967 Not gonna happen. 701 00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:37,703 -What the hell was I thinking? -You were thinking wrong. 702 00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:41,039 I was thinking wrong. I was being a jackass. Come on, Steve. 703 00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:44,710 I can treat that jackass like any other faceless groom. 704 00:40:44,776 --> 00:40:47,178 That's just what I'm gonna do. Why? 705 00:40:47,245 --> 00:40:50,381 Because he's nothing! Because I love a challenge! 706 00:40:50,448 --> 00:40:52,818 And because I am a goddamn professional! 707 00:40:55,186 --> 00:40:58,056 JOHN: So you're gonna give me her number? STEVE: No, I'm not. 708 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:05,964 I thought that we had everything covered, 709 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:10,035 but then I realized Eddie and I don't have a wedding song. 710 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:14,105 So I got this wedding compilation to see if we can find one. 711 00:41:15,674 --> 00:41:17,609 Okay, here we go. 712 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,412 (SLOW LOVE SONG PLAYING) 713 00:41:21,479 --> 00:41:23,014 -Hmm. -FRAN: Hmm! 714 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,551 -What do you think? -That's groovy. 715 00:41:25,617 --> 00:41:29,788 -I like it. -Let's see what else there is. 716 00:41:29,855 --> 00:41:33,892 MAN: * You fill up my senses 717 00:41:33,959 --> 00:41:37,763 -What do you think of this one? -That's groovy too. I like it. 718 00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,097 It's kinda cute. 719 00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,465 Kinda not. 720 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:41,700 (STOPS SONG) 721 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:43,101 (SLOW SONG PLAYING) 722 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:46,271 WOMAN: * I love you 723 00:41:46,337 --> 00:41:47,906 FRAN: Oh, my God. 724 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:50,008 Olivia Newton-John. I love this song. 725 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:53,011 -I honestly love you. -This is perfect, isn't it? 726 00:41:53,078 --> 00:41:55,480 Yes, it is perfect. 727 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:56,548 -It is. -Yes. 728 00:41:56,615 --> 00:41:58,383 -(SCOFFS) -What? 729 00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:01,920 Nothing. It's nothing. 730 00:42:01,987 --> 00:42:03,955 What, is it a bad song? 731 00:42:04,022 --> 00:42:06,357 No, I think it's absolutely perfect. 732 00:42:06,424 --> 00:42:08,426 -See? It's perfect. -It's perfect? 733 00:42:08,493 --> 00:42:10,461 Yes, it is. It's perfect. 734 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:13,198 You think so? We have a song! 735 00:42:13,264 --> 00:42:15,601 I can't believe it. We have a song. 736 00:42:15,667 --> 00:42:17,669 * I love you 737 00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,739 * I honestly love you 738 00:42:20,806 --> 00:42:22,741 What's that, like, 1983? 739 00:42:23,842 --> 00:42:25,644 (FRAN SIGHS CONTENTEDLY) 740 00:42:25,711 --> 00:42:29,080 Oh, I've been meaning to ask you, speaking of love, 741 00:42:29,147 --> 00:42:31,082 what happened to that guy? 742 00:42:31,149 --> 00:42:32,818 You know, the one that you danced with... 743 00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:34,586 (TIRES SCREECHING) 744 00:42:34,653 --> 00:42:36,021 (HORNS BLARING) 745 00:42:36,087 --> 00:42:39,190 -Eddie! -There was a damn deer in the road. 746 00:42:41,326 --> 00:42:42,493 Damn it. 747 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,362 FRAN: Careful. 748 00:42:44,429 --> 00:42:46,231 (FRAN CLEARS THROAT) 749 00:42:46,297 --> 00:42:48,734 So, what happened? 750 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:53,071 -Didn't work out. -How is that possible? 751 00:42:53,138 --> 00:42:56,742 I saw you three days later, and you still had stars in your eyes. 752 00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:06,184 Well, he turned out to be the groom of one of the weddings I was planning. 753 00:43:07,318 --> 00:43:08,353 No! 754 00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:10,021 Yes. 755 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:13,291 That is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard. 756 00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:14,826 I would hate to be a single gal 757 00:43:14,893 --> 00:43:17,462 with all those creeps running around out there. 758 00:43:17,528 --> 00:43:20,431 Yeah, Fran, you're really lucky. 759 00:43:20,498 --> 00:43:23,835 * I love you 760 00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:31,576 * I honestly love you 761 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:45,356 I suppose they'd like to see the gardens first. Don't you think, Mary? 762 00:43:45,423 --> 00:43:48,994 Over here is where the actual ceremony would take place. 763 00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:50,829 (MAN SHOUTING OUT IN ITALIAN) 764 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:53,832 What are you doing here? 765 00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:57,135 Your papa tell me where you are, so I come to surprise you. 766 00:43:57,202 --> 00:43:58,670 I made this for you. 767 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:00,371 (TWITTERING) 768 00:44:00,438 --> 00:44:01,973 And who is this? 769 00:44:02,674 --> 00:44:05,010 -I'm her fiance. -What? 770 00:44:05,744 --> 00:44:07,545 -Her fiance? -Um... 771 00:44:07,612 --> 00:44:10,481 -Buongiorno. I am Massimo. -I'm Steve. 772 00:44:10,548 --> 00:44:12,951 And I'm Fran. 773 00:44:13,018 --> 00:44:16,487 Oh, my God, Mary, I cannot believe you didn't tell us you were engaged. 774 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:18,456 Mary, you're engaged! 775 00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:20,491 That's marvelous! 776 00:44:20,558 --> 00:44:24,562 After all the weddings we've done together, now finally it's your turn. 777 00:44:24,629 --> 00:44:27,232 -And I am her fiance. -Congratulations. 778 00:44:27,298 --> 00:44:30,501 BERNARD: We're gonna have to plan something very special this weekend to celebrate. 779 00:44:30,568 --> 00:44:35,040 -It won't be necessary. -Yes, it will, because it is wonderful. 780 00:44:35,106 --> 00:44:36,441 It is wonderful. 781 00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:40,178 You've found that somebody special in your life, 782 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:41,679 to be honest and faithful to 783 00:44:41,747 --> 00:44:45,050 until the end of time, no matter what. 784 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:47,685 You must take that moment, Mary. 785 00:44:50,221 --> 00:44:52,157 And I am her fiance. 786 00:44:53,792 --> 00:44:55,761 (SNIFFS) 787 00:44:55,827 --> 00:44:59,164 -We're ready for our tour now. -Certainly. Just follow me. 788 00:44:59,630 --> 00:45:00,932 Wow. 789 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:02,600 Steve. 790 00:45:02,667 --> 00:45:07,372 This wedding putting-together is not a job for a man. 791 00:45:07,438 --> 00:45:10,776 You stay with me and we will do the manly bonding. 792 00:45:11,743 --> 00:45:14,179 Manly bonding. You and me. 793 00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:17,448 We'll let the ladies, I mean, the brides-to-be, 794 00:45:17,515 --> 00:45:19,617 we'll let them go do their thing. 795 00:45:19,684 --> 00:45:20,952 Bye-bye, girls. 796 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:25,123 Ooh! How cute is he? 797 00:45:25,791 --> 00:45:28,226 He's so cute. 798 00:45:28,293 --> 00:45:29,895 How long you known Mary? 799 00:45:29,961 --> 00:45:32,697 Way before she had the breasts. 800 00:45:32,764 --> 00:45:36,835 Believe me, back then she did not look so good. 801 00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:40,471 Look. A center for the physical fitness. 802 00:45:41,539 --> 00:45:43,141 We do the bonding. Follow me. 803 00:45:43,208 --> 00:45:45,143 We do the bonding. 804 00:45:46,244 --> 00:45:47,478 (BEEPS) 805 00:45:58,356 --> 00:45:59,825 (CONTROL BEEPING) 806 00:46:01,659 --> 00:46:03,895 Take it easy there, buddy. 807 00:46:03,962 --> 00:46:06,764 -I like the speed. -You like the speed. 808 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,235 Faster. 809 00:46:10,301 --> 00:46:11,769 (EXHALES) 810 00:46:13,638 --> 00:46:15,040 Run! 811 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:20,745 Run like a man! 812 00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:22,247 Like me! 813 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,118 Well, here we are. 814 00:46:27,185 --> 00:46:28,987 (BOTH EXCLAIMING) 815 00:46:29,054 --> 00:46:31,823 Hi, bunny. Wedding woman. 816 00:46:31,890 --> 00:46:33,925 Mr. Donolly. Hello, Mrs. Donolly. 817 00:46:33,992 --> 00:46:35,793 What took you guys so long? 818 00:46:35,861 --> 00:46:39,097 We found seven of the most adorable vineyards on the way up. 819 00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:41,632 -Right by the side of the road. -All you can drink. 820 00:46:41,699 --> 00:46:44,402 -Really? Great. -Oh, honey, do you mind? 821 00:46:45,570 --> 00:46:48,206 -How many is that for you? -Sixty-five. 822 00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:49,607 And you? 823 00:46:49,674 --> 00:46:51,776 -How many? -Sixty-five. 824 00:46:53,278 --> 00:46:55,146 Same. 825 00:46:55,213 --> 00:46:56,982 Sixty-seven. 826 00:46:57,983 --> 00:46:59,317 (STEVE GRUNTING) 827 00:46:59,384 --> 00:47:01,119 Another plus is that 828 00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:04,489 their chef is rated one of the three best on the West Coast. 829 00:47:04,555 --> 00:47:06,691 I really like it, Dad. 830 00:47:06,757 --> 00:47:09,194 You know who else was married here? Lesley Ann Martin. 831 00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,230 Herb Martin's daughter? Forget it. This place is out. 832 00:47:12,297 --> 00:47:14,732 I'm not following in Herb Martin's shoddy footsteps. 833 00:47:14,799 --> 00:47:18,369 -I didn't see a stage either. -Find something bigger. 834 00:47:18,436 --> 00:47:20,671 -Eddie, what on Earth... -(STEVE GRUNTING) 835 00:47:24,609 --> 00:47:26,144 What are you doing? 836 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:28,013 Yeah, just a second. (SHOUTS) 837 00:47:30,015 --> 00:47:31,883 (GRUNTING) 838 00:47:31,950 --> 00:47:33,885 Good move, honey. 839 00:47:39,224 --> 00:47:41,726 MRS. DONOLLY: * From this valley 840 00:47:41,792 --> 00:47:44,862 MR. AND MRS. DONOLLY: * They say you are leavin' 841 00:47:44,930 --> 00:47:46,331 MRS. DONOLLY: It's "going," honey. 842 00:47:46,397 --> 00:47:47,732 Whatever, darling. 843 00:47:47,798 --> 00:47:51,569 * I shall miss your bright eyes 844 00:47:51,636 --> 00:47:54,605 -* And sweet smile -* Smile, smile, smile 845 00:47:54,672 --> 00:47:56,641 (SINGING CONTINUES) 846 00:47:56,707 --> 00:48:00,711 I'm starting a nonprofit pediatric foundation. I want Eddie to head it up. 847 00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:04,015 Can you imagine Eddie CEO of a major medical foundation? 848 00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:05,984 He wants to give up his patients? 849 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:08,186 He does. He just doesn't know it yet. 850 00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:10,521 He has a hard time leaving people behind. 851 00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:13,791 Always do the right thing. 852 00:48:13,858 --> 00:48:17,562 I'm sure he doesn't always do the right thing. 853 00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:19,764 * Just the something something 854 00:48:19,830 --> 00:48:23,668 * Red River Valley 855 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,171 Mom, would you please shut up! 856 00:48:26,904 --> 00:48:28,039 (ULULATING) 857 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:31,009 Whoa! Heel, boy! Heel! Heel! 858 00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:34,712 Okay. Okay. Okay. 859 00:48:36,147 --> 00:48:37,182 (GRUNTING) 860 00:48:37,248 --> 00:48:39,084 Pull on the reins! 861 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:41,219 (URGING HORSE) 862 00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:47,825 Stop! Oh, God! 863 00:48:47,892 --> 00:48:50,261 Horsey! Horsey! Horsey! 864 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,596 Oh, God. 865 00:48:54,932 --> 00:48:56,367 Oh, God. 866 00:49:02,974 --> 00:49:04,409 Tree! Tree! 867 00:49:06,077 --> 00:49:07,512 Hang on, Mary! 868 00:49:07,578 --> 00:49:11,049 I got you! I got you! 869 00:49:11,116 --> 00:49:14,585 On the count of three. One, two, three! 870 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,458 (GRUNTS) 871 00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,562 You okay? 872 00:49:28,566 --> 00:49:29,900 Whoa, whoa. 873 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:43,714 Oh, my God. You could've been killed. 874 00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:47,118 -It's important to learn how to ride. -MARY: Yeah. 875 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:50,055 -Eddie, you're riding back with Mary. -No, no, really. 876 00:49:50,121 --> 00:49:52,090 Don't let her out of your sight. 877 00:49:52,157 --> 00:49:55,160 And the good news is, I have the wine! 878 00:49:55,226 --> 00:49:56,627 (ALL LAUGHING) 879 00:49:59,930 --> 00:50:02,767 MR. AND MRS. DONOLLY: * As I walked out on 880 00:50:02,833 --> 00:50:06,471 * The streets of Laredo 881 00:50:07,638 --> 00:50:09,274 (STEVE HUMMING) 882 00:50:17,848 --> 00:50:21,152 -Thank you for what you did. -No problem. 883 00:50:22,653 --> 00:50:25,090 You don't have to be all smug about it. 884 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:30,661 How about a quick recap here, Mary? 885 00:50:30,728 --> 00:50:33,498 You harpoon me for being engaged 886 00:50:33,564 --> 00:50:39,304 when, in a zippy and unexpected twist, you yourself turn out to have a fiance. 887 00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,839 Now you have the nerve to call me smug? 888 00:50:41,906 --> 00:50:45,276 Come on, Mary. What the hell is your problem? 889 00:50:45,343 --> 00:50:46,877 You're the one with the problem. 890 00:50:46,944 --> 00:50:49,046 I've been doing this a long time, 891 00:50:49,114 --> 00:50:52,817 and I can predict down to the week how long a couple's going to last. 892 00:50:52,883 --> 00:50:56,487 Are you aware that Fran has chosen teal for her bridesmaids? 893 00:50:56,554 --> 00:50:59,424 Teal, the color of gangrene. 894 00:50:59,490 --> 00:51:03,728 My last bride who chose teal got her marriage annulled in 12 days. 895 00:51:03,794 --> 00:51:07,732 Oh, oh, and I Honestly Love You as your wedding song? 896 00:51:07,798 --> 00:51:10,701 You might as well commit matrimonial suicide right now. 897 00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:13,704 You want a confession in blood? Huh? All right. 898 00:51:13,771 --> 00:51:17,575 That night at the movie, I was attracted to you. 899 00:51:17,642 --> 00:51:20,445 I was. You caught me. I admit it. 900 00:51:20,511 --> 00:51:25,049 I mean, let's see, maybe I was a little unsure about the whole marriage thing. 901 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:28,219 I don't know, maybe I was just being a guy 902 00:51:28,286 --> 00:51:30,821 and an opportunity presented itself. 903 00:51:30,888 --> 00:51:32,223 Bottom line? 904 00:51:32,290 --> 00:51:34,525 I never thought I'd see you again. 905 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,462 Bottom line? Nothing happened. 906 00:51:39,063 --> 00:51:40,665 Bottom line? 907 00:51:40,731 --> 00:51:44,835 Now, more than ever, I believe Fran is the one for me. 908 00:51:46,871 --> 00:51:47,972 So... 909 00:51:48,038 --> 00:51:51,409 I would say, based on the evidence, 910 00:51:51,476 --> 00:51:55,846 all your theories on love sound like the rantings of a bitter, cynical woman. 911 00:52:00,017 --> 00:52:05,390 * Once I walked out on the streets of Laredo 912 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,825 * And Laredo walked out 913 00:52:07,892 --> 00:52:10,828 * On the streets with me 914 00:52:29,714 --> 00:52:31,982 (INDISTINCT TALKING) 915 00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:33,384 Excuse me. 916 00:52:33,451 --> 00:52:35,220 There's my good boy. 917 00:52:37,188 --> 00:52:38,456 (WHISTLING) 918 00:52:44,762 --> 00:52:46,664 (HUMMING WEDDING MARCH) 919 00:52:54,339 --> 00:52:56,006 (GASPS) 920 00:52:56,073 --> 00:52:58,108 What's going on? 921 00:52:58,175 --> 00:53:02,179 I am measuring you for your wedding dress. 922 00:53:02,247 --> 00:53:05,483 Dad, I want my house key back. Dad, Dad, please. 923 00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:08,886 Where's that old wedding dress? 924 00:53:08,953 --> 00:53:12,089 Now we can finally get rid of this. 925 00:53:12,156 --> 00:53:14,292 Dad, put that back! 926 00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:16,727 Hey, Mary, what do you want on your bagel? 927 00:53:16,794 --> 00:53:19,730 No bagel. No wedding dress. No wedding. 928 00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:21,832 No wedding? 929 00:53:21,899 --> 00:53:25,135 But Massimo said you announced your engagement. 930 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:27,104 I never said that. 931 00:53:27,171 --> 00:53:30,608 My God, this is like the blind date that wouldn't end. 932 00:53:30,675 --> 00:53:32,009 (EXCLAIMS IN ITALIAN) 933 00:53:32,076 --> 00:53:33,844 He's right. 934 00:53:33,911 --> 00:53:36,847 You're frightened by a mounting attraction for him. 935 00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:39,116 Oh, that's disgusting. 936 00:53:39,183 --> 00:53:43,954 -I told you Mismo was full of crap. -No Mismo! Massimo! 937 00:53:44,021 --> 00:53:45,656 Go toast the bagel. 938 00:53:45,723 --> 00:53:48,693 Yeah, I'll toast when I see fit. 939 00:53:48,759 --> 00:53:50,595 Mismo, Massimo or any other kind of "Mo." 940 00:53:50,661 --> 00:53:53,431 Dad, you cannot push some guy at me. 941 00:53:53,498 --> 00:53:55,400 That's not how it works. 942 00:53:55,466 --> 00:53:57,402 You know that. You had Ma. 943 00:53:57,468 --> 00:54:01,005 Yes, and I didn't meet her until the day of our wedding. 944 00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:02,673 What are you talking about? 945 00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:07,845 Your mother and I had an arranged marriage. 946 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:11,349 An arranged marriage? 947 00:54:13,618 --> 00:54:16,587 We met on the day of our wedding. 948 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:19,056 We couldn't even look at each other. 949 00:54:19,123 --> 00:54:21,592 I was in love with another girl, 950 00:54:21,659 --> 00:54:25,963 and your mother wanted nothing to do with me. 951 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:29,967 She said I had big eyebrows and a low IQ. 952 00:54:31,035 --> 00:54:33,137 Anyway, one day, 953 00:54:33,203 --> 00:54:37,107 I got very sick with scarlet fever 954 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:41,579 and she stayed by my side. 955 00:54:41,646 --> 00:54:43,180 She took good care of me. 956 00:54:44,915 --> 00:54:47,284 For the first time, 957 00:54:47,352 --> 00:54:50,488 I appreciated her. 958 00:54:50,555 --> 00:54:53,491 Then the appreciation grew to respect. 959 00:54:54,725 --> 00:54:57,161 Respect grew to like. 960 00:54:58,596 --> 00:55:01,566 Then like grew to love. 961 00:55:03,901 --> 00:55:06,837 A deeper love than I could ever hope for. 962 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:12,309 So give Massimo a chance. 963 00:55:14,011 --> 00:55:16,280 Maybe you don't like him now, 964 00:55:16,347 --> 00:55:20,250 but maybe you might love him later. 965 00:55:20,317 --> 00:55:25,255 I should've told you about your mother and I a long time ago. 966 00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:28,426 Maybe then you'd feel differently about love. 967 00:55:32,497 --> 00:55:34,932 I don't feel anything about love. 968 00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:41,338 FRAN: (SIGHS) What do you think, Mary? 969 00:55:42,573 --> 00:55:44,208 -Mary. -Hmm? 970 00:55:44,274 --> 00:55:46,477 Oh, the park's great. 971 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:50,548 You guys would be the first. No one else has been married here before. 972 00:55:50,615 --> 00:55:52,216 Oh! 973 00:55:55,853 --> 00:55:59,356 Well, we'd have to construct the site from scratch, 974 00:55:59,424 --> 00:56:02,860 but at least you wouldn't have to cut the guest list. 975 00:56:02,927 --> 00:56:05,362 FRAN: (CHUCKLES) Dad would love it. 976 00:56:05,430 --> 00:56:07,965 And what about the bride and groom-to-be? 977 00:56:08,032 --> 00:56:11,569 -I say, let's take it. -I think we should keep looking. 978 00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:14,572 -Really? -Maybe I should give you guys a minute. 979 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,475 You don't like it? 980 00:56:18,976 --> 00:56:21,679 STEVE: Eh... I don't know. 981 00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,748 Come on. 982 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:27,518 (STUTTERS HESITANTLY) 983 00:56:27,585 --> 00:56:32,557 All right, if this is what you want, then I'm... I'm fine with it. 984 00:56:33,123 --> 00:56:34,725 (EXCLAIMS) 985 00:56:34,792 --> 00:56:37,662 Do you see why I'm marrying this guy? 986 00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:41,031 Because he is so good to me. 987 00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:44,769 Yep, you two will have no problem planning the wedding while I'm gone. 988 00:56:44,835 --> 00:56:47,237 -I beg your pardon? -Just for a week. 989 00:56:47,304 --> 00:56:49,306 -Gone? -I've got to fly back east. 990 00:56:49,373 --> 00:56:51,341 We're looking at buying out a few of our manufacturers. 991 00:56:51,408 --> 00:56:53,277 Fran, this is a really critical time. 992 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:55,880 That's why we shouldn't lose momentum. 993 00:56:55,946 --> 00:56:58,916 You guys will do a great job. I trust you. 994 00:57:02,787 --> 00:57:05,022 STEVE: Fran wants statues at the wedding. 995 00:57:05,089 --> 00:57:10,194 MARY: A well-chosen sculpture can help enhance the tone and theme of the ceremony. 996 00:57:10,260 --> 00:57:11,929 Something like this could be nice. 997 00:57:11,996 --> 00:57:14,064 A little depressing, isn't it? 998 00:57:14,131 --> 00:57:16,901 No, it's wistful and romantic. 999 00:57:16,967 --> 00:57:18,402 Oh. 1000 00:57:18,469 --> 00:57:19,670 Okay. 1001 00:57:21,506 --> 00:57:23,073 (STEVE CLEARS THROAT) 1002 00:57:24,408 --> 00:57:27,978 I always pictured a small wedding myself. 1003 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:30,414 Close friends and family. 1004 00:57:30,481 --> 00:57:33,417 On the beach somewhere. Cool, salty breeze. 1005 00:57:35,753 --> 00:57:39,189 You know, the Aphrodite we passed on the way in might be perfect. 1006 00:57:39,256 --> 00:57:41,191 What about this guy? 1007 00:57:41,258 --> 00:57:45,162 Well, this is all wrong for a wedding. It's too menacing. 1008 00:57:45,229 --> 00:57:47,698 Mary, I think you're wrong. 1009 00:57:47,765 --> 00:57:51,168 He's not menacing. He's masculine. 1010 00:57:51,235 --> 00:57:53,370 He's the protector. 1011 00:57:53,437 --> 00:57:55,472 -This man is strong. -He's naked. 1012 00:57:55,540 --> 00:57:57,074 This man is sturdy. 1013 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,777 Oh, my God. 1014 00:57:59,844 --> 00:58:02,179 Pick him up before somebody sees. 1015 00:58:02,246 --> 00:58:03,681 You all right? 1016 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:06,416 (GRUNTING) 1017 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:09,419 -The man is heavy. -Oh, my God, there's a guard coming. 1018 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:12,790 There. 1019 00:58:12,857 --> 00:58:14,725 (GASPS) Oh, my God. 1020 00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:17,728 You castrated him. 1021 00:58:18,162 --> 00:58:19,997 Oh, no. 1022 00:58:20,064 --> 00:58:21,431 The guard's coming this way. 1023 00:58:21,498 --> 00:58:25,603 -I'm sorry, buddy. -We gotta fix him. 1024 00:58:25,670 --> 00:58:28,072 What do you got? Oh, of course. Krazy Glue. 1025 00:58:28,138 --> 00:58:32,376 Why didn't I bring Krazy Glue, in case his pecker fell off? 1026 00:58:32,442 --> 00:58:35,212 -All right, ready? -Is it sticking? 1027 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:36,581 Hang in right there. 1028 00:58:36,647 --> 00:58:39,283 -You got it? -Yeah, he's on. Oh, shit. 1029 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:41,485 Steve's stuck. Steve's glued to his pecker. 1030 00:58:41,552 --> 00:58:43,387 -Hi. -Hi there. 1031 00:58:43,453 --> 00:58:45,656 Sir, touching the statues isn't permitted. 1032 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:47,157 Yes, sir. 1033 00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:49,293 You're right. It's limestone, not granite. 1034 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,162 We had a bet going. She won. 1035 00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:53,731 -Sir. -Yeah? 1036 00:58:53,798 --> 00:58:55,065 Your hand, sir. 1037 00:58:57,702 --> 00:58:59,436 (LAUGHS EMBARRASSINGLY) 1038 00:58:59,503 --> 00:59:01,338 Yeah, my hand. 1039 00:59:02,439 --> 00:59:04,709 Here it is. You were right. 1040 00:59:05,442 --> 00:59:07,044 A limestone penis. 1041 00:59:08,378 --> 00:59:10,447 You'd think he'd be bigger, huh? 1042 00:59:11,949 --> 00:59:13,450 (STEVE CHUCKLING) 1043 00:59:13,517 --> 00:59:14,952 All right. 1044 00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,021 Mmm-hmm. 1045 00:59:17,722 --> 00:59:19,489 Jesus. 1046 00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,225 What else you got in that? 1047 00:59:21,291 --> 00:59:22,860 My entire universe. 1048 00:59:31,969 --> 00:59:33,270 -I'm sorry... -I'm sorry... 1049 00:59:33,337 --> 00:59:35,940 -I'm sorry. Go ahead. -No, you go. 1050 00:59:36,874 --> 00:59:40,645 I'm sorry about Napa. 1051 00:59:40,711 --> 00:59:44,014 I didn't mean to call you bitter and cynical. You're not. 1052 00:59:44,081 --> 00:59:48,352 And I'm sorry, what I said about your marriage being doomed to fail. 1053 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:54,458 Well, I apologize for saying you were just an opportunity. 1054 00:59:54,524 --> 00:59:56,460 That was pretty ugly of me. 1055 00:59:56,526 --> 01:00:00,530 And I was only half serious about the teal bridesmaid thing. 1056 01:00:01,699 --> 01:00:04,635 Well, at least I have a chance, right? 1057 01:00:06,637 --> 01:00:10,407 You and Fran are gonna be real happy together. 1058 01:00:10,474 --> 01:00:13,410 So are you and Massimo. It's gonna work. 1059 01:00:13,477 --> 01:00:16,981 Yeah, well, um, we're not engaged anymore. 1060 01:00:19,049 --> 01:00:21,085 -Really? -Really. 1061 01:00:22,452 --> 01:00:24,421 -Are you okay with that? -Yeah. 1062 01:00:26,390 --> 01:00:29,326 It was more my dad trying to get us together. 1063 01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:33,097 Why would he want to do that? 1064 01:00:35,199 --> 01:00:37,501 Well... 1065 01:00:37,567 --> 01:00:40,504 Probably because he was so happy with my mom. 1066 01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:59,023 Fran said to go forward with the violet chocolate... 1067 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:01,992 -The chocolate one? -The one that you suggested. 1068 01:01:02,059 --> 01:01:04,361 Good. Then I'll put in that order today. 1069 01:01:04,428 --> 01:01:06,430 -How is Fran? -She's good. 1070 01:01:06,496 --> 01:01:10,267 She's making deals, kickin' butt. You know, being Fran. 1071 01:01:14,404 --> 01:01:16,640 Oh, nicely done. 1072 01:01:16,707 --> 01:01:17,975 -Yes. -Yes. 1073 01:01:19,944 --> 01:01:22,412 -Thank you, Mary. -You're welcome. 1074 01:01:22,479 --> 01:01:24,081 You wanna keep it? 1075 01:01:25,349 --> 01:01:26,784 Sure. (CHUCKLES) 1076 01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:36,160 Wow, it's a nice day. 1077 01:01:36,226 --> 01:01:39,163 I agree with you about the small wedding. 1078 01:01:40,530 --> 01:01:42,967 That's the way I'd do it too. 1079 01:01:51,976 --> 01:01:53,410 Papa. 1080 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:01,551 Mary. How nice to see you. 1081 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:04,889 Where's my father? 1082 01:02:04,955 --> 01:02:09,159 He's out buying the balloons for Burt's birthday party. 1083 01:02:09,226 --> 01:02:11,061 -Tell him I was here. -(SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1084 01:02:11,128 --> 01:02:13,163 Wait, Mary. 1085 01:02:13,230 --> 01:02:14,598 Are you mad with me? 1086 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:16,333 Yes. 1087 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,002 I'm mad at you. 1088 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:20,604 You told my father we were engaged. 1089 01:02:20,670 --> 01:02:23,473 He tried to measure me for a wedding dress. 1090 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:26,510 What is the matter with you? You never listen. 1091 01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:30,247 Massimo, we are not going to be together like that. Okay? 1092 01:02:30,314 --> 01:02:32,249 And why are you in my father's house? 1093 01:02:32,316 --> 01:02:33,784 I am sorry. I will leave you alone. 1094 01:02:33,851 --> 01:02:35,820 (GRUNTS) 1095 01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,856 From now on, I'll no longer bother you. We will be just friends. 1096 01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,625 Oh, you think we can be friends just like that? 1097 01:02:41,691 --> 01:02:45,529 I want to apologize for any madness I caused you. 1098 01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:46,696 Is this a trick? 1099 01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:49,699 No tricks. I'm very serious. 1100 01:02:49,766 --> 01:02:52,302 I just want for us to be buddy-buddy. 1101 01:02:53,971 --> 01:02:55,873 I promise you. 1102 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,477 -Do you have plans for dinner? -Massimo! 1103 01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:04,614 As a friend, I want to make for you a wonderful... 1104 01:03:04,681 --> 01:03:06,616 American dish. 1105 01:03:07,551 --> 01:03:09,619 Sit. I will start. 1106 01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:11,555 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 1107 01:03:11,621 --> 01:03:13,891 That's your specialty? Instant macaroni and cheese? 1108 01:03:13,958 --> 01:03:16,626 It is a low-budget wonder. 1109 01:03:16,693 --> 01:03:19,129 Already today, I've eaten three boxes. 1110 01:03:20,397 --> 01:03:23,000 Nothing like a well-balanced diet. 1111 01:03:23,067 --> 01:03:24,268 Grazie. 1112 01:03:36,346 --> 01:03:38,415 You remind me so much of your mother. 1113 01:03:38,482 --> 01:03:40,150 You don't remember my mother. 1114 01:03:40,217 --> 01:03:42,586 Yeah, I remember your mother. 1115 01:03:42,652 --> 01:03:45,890 Little. She had the same big smile 1116 01:03:45,956 --> 01:03:47,791 and the same dark hair. 1117 01:03:47,858 --> 01:03:51,795 She had no nail on her little finger. I don't remember why. 1118 01:03:53,730 --> 01:03:57,134 A brick fell on it when she was little. It never grew back. 1119 01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:59,369 You see? We have much history together. 1120 01:03:59,436 --> 01:04:01,371 I guess we sort of do. 1121 01:04:07,811 --> 01:04:10,614 You look like you have much on your mind. 1122 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,116 Not at all. 1123 01:04:13,817 --> 01:04:15,652 Well, we're friends, 1124 01:04:15,719 --> 01:04:17,254 and friends listen when friends are not feeling so good, 1125 01:04:17,321 --> 01:04:19,856 so please to tell me. 1126 01:04:24,228 --> 01:04:26,263 There's nothing to tell. 1127 01:04:26,330 --> 01:04:30,034 I thought I could control everything, and I can't. 1128 01:04:30,100 --> 01:04:33,337 I met someone who I thought was... 1129 01:04:33,403 --> 01:04:34,905 Well, he's not. 1130 01:04:40,044 --> 01:04:43,180 Did you ever like somebody, but the timing was off? 1131 01:04:44,281 --> 01:04:45,515 Way off? 1132 01:04:47,051 --> 01:04:49,920 You feel things you should not be feeling? 1133 01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:54,925 I'm not making any sense. 1134 01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:59,263 You make much sense. 1135 01:05:01,565 --> 01:05:04,935 You long for him the way I long for you. 1136 01:05:09,073 --> 01:05:10,474 I don't want you to think... 1137 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,476 I want to tell you something. 1138 01:05:14,644 --> 01:05:17,247 You need to learn patience. 1139 01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:20,217 Love can't always be perfect. 1140 01:05:20,284 --> 01:05:22,219 Love is just love. 1141 01:05:27,691 --> 01:05:29,826 My mom used to say that. 1142 01:05:29,893 --> 01:05:32,496 Your mother was a very wise woman. 1143 01:05:35,532 --> 01:05:36,866 Eat. 1144 01:05:47,811 --> 01:05:52,916 We'll start with camellias as a base, and anything else that jumps out at you. 1145 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:56,820 -Let me know. -Okay. 1146 01:05:56,886 --> 01:05:58,222 Roses. 1147 01:05:58,888 --> 01:06:00,090 Wreaths. 1148 01:06:00,157 --> 01:06:02,792 We don't need any more statues. 1149 01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,129 Oh, how about this beauty? 1150 01:06:05,195 --> 01:06:06,963 MARY: Interesting. 1151 01:06:07,031 --> 01:06:09,633 This is called a bleeding heart, 1152 01:06:09,699 --> 01:06:12,369 the official funeral flower of Tibet. 1153 01:06:12,436 --> 01:06:15,705 I knew I'd be good at this. 1154 01:06:15,772 --> 01:06:19,676 I'll take some Slit-My-Wrists-Susans and we'll be ready. 1155 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,914 How'd you guys meet? 1156 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,484 -Me and Fran? -Yeah. 1157 01:06:27,551 --> 01:06:28,985 College. 1158 01:06:29,053 --> 01:06:30,987 She was in one of your classes? 1159 01:06:31,055 --> 01:06:33,023 No, she was a bookie, actually. 1160 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:35,559 -Fran was a bookie? -Yeah, she was. 1161 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:37,394 She single-handedly established 1162 01:06:37,461 --> 01:06:40,130 this underground gambling ring at UC Berkeley. 1163 01:06:40,197 --> 01:06:42,999 Took bets on every sporting event imaginable, ran numbers, 1164 01:06:43,067 --> 01:06:45,435 and even hosted a Vegas night at her sorority house. 1165 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:48,305 -You're lying. -No, that was Fran. 1166 01:06:48,372 --> 01:06:51,275 -Orchids? Does that work? -Yeah, orchids would work. 1167 01:06:51,341 --> 01:06:52,642 Okay. 1168 01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,644 Yeah, she was the coolest. 1169 01:06:54,711 --> 01:06:58,382 I was the bookworm, she was the wild child, and she picked me. 1170 01:06:59,716 --> 01:07:03,153 -Thank you. -Enjoy. 1171 01:07:03,220 --> 01:07:05,455 -How about cabbage? -My God. 1172 01:07:07,224 --> 01:07:09,259 -What's the matter? -Just hide me. 1173 01:07:09,326 --> 01:07:12,296 -Mary, what are you doing? -Don't say my name! 1174 01:07:12,362 --> 01:07:13,897 Oh, my God. 1175 01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:23,440 Mary? 1176 01:07:29,146 --> 01:07:30,147 Hi. 1177 01:07:31,448 --> 01:07:32,449 Hi. 1178 01:07:33,317 --> 01:07:34,518 You okay? 1179 01:07:34,584 --> 01:07:36,019 I found it. 1180 01:07:39,323 --> 01:07:41,358 Hi. How you doing? I'm Steve Edison. 1181 01:07:41,425 --> 01:07:44,494 Keith Richmond. My wife Wendy. 1182 01:07:44,561 --> 01:07:47,764 -Nice to meet you, Wendy. -Hi. 1183 01:07:47,831 --> 01:07:51,168 So, how do you all know each other? 1184 01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:54,704 -It's a long story. -Oh, let me tell it. 1185 01:07:54,771 --> 01:07:56,606 It's really a funny story. 1186 01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:58,308 See, Keith 1187 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,076 was my fiance. 1188 01:08:00,144 --> 01:08:03,413 And Wendy was his high school girlfriend. 1189 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,883 On the night of our rehearsal dinner, I found them making out. 1190 01:08:09,186 --> 01:08:10,954 In my car. 1191 01:08:12,156 --> 01:08:14,691 I think that covers all the high points. 1192 01:08:14,758 --> 01:08:16,693 Did I leave anything out? 1193 01:08:18,027 --> 01:08:19,763 (WHISTLES) 1194 01:08:19,829 --> 01:08:21,765 -You all right? -Yeah. 1195 01:08:25,602 --> 01:08:27,036 This home? 1196 01:08:29,139 --> 01:08:31,074 -You wanna go up? -(BURPS) 1197 01:08:36,280 --> 01:08:37,981 (STEVE EXCLAIMING) 1198 01:08:39,249 --> 01:08:40,917 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1199 01:08:42,319 --> 01:08:44,188 -All right? You okay? -Uh-huh. 1200 01:08:44,254 --> 01:08:48,525 MARY: Jezebel was the only queen in the Bible to be eaten by dogs. 1201 01:08:48,592 --> 01:08:51,628 -Did she fall down in the street? -MARY: That's yours. 1202 01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:54,664 Hang on. Hang on. 1203 01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:58,335 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1204 01:08:58,402 --> 01:09:01,971 -Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Barber. -No, it's not that one. 1205 01:09:04,073 --> 01:09:06,109 Nancy Pong. 1206 01:09:07,110 --> 01:09:08,245 Mmm-hmm. 1207 01:09:12,015 --> 01:09:13,650 WOMAN: Who is it? 1208 01:09:13,717 --> 01:09:15,852 Nancy Pong? 2C? 1209 01:09:15,919 --> 01:09:19,223 -Yes. -Nancy, would you buzz us in, please? 1210 01:09:19,289 --> 01:09:21,458 It's Mary Fiore, 7H. 1211 01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:23,092 Who? 1212 01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:24,894 You don't know me. 1213 01:09:24,961 --> 01:09:25,995 (NANCY HANGS UP) 1214 01:09:26,062 --> 01:09:27,997 We haven't met because 1215 01:09:29,165 --> 01:09:31,868 I'm a control freak 1216 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:34,371 and I don't have time for people. 1217 01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:39,075 But if you ever need to borrow a cup of sugar, 1218 01:09:40,109 --> 01:09:41,845 I can't help you 1219 01:09:44,381 --> 01:09:46,983 'cause I don't have time to shop. 1220 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:51,488 (SOBBING) 1221 01:09:57,427 --> 01:09:59,095 I wanna go home. 1222 01:10:00,330 --> 01:10:02,065 We are home. 1223 01:10:02,131 --> 01:10:04,268 We're just out on the porch. 1224 01:10:04,968 --> 01:10:06,303 All right? 1225 01:10:08,171 --> 01:10:09,639 He's married 1226 01:10:11,608 --> 01:10:13,877 and they're gonna have a baby. 1227 01:10:16,546 --> 01:10:18,482 And he looked good. 1228 01:10:19,283 --> 01:10:20,817 No, he didn't. 1229 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:23,320 -No, he really didn't. -He did. 1230 01:10:26,856 --> 01:10:30,159 Hold it there, please. Thank you. Here we go. We're in. 1231 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:33,263 -I don't know him. -I know, but he'll hold the door for us. 1232 01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:36,533 Come here. Here we go. Stand up. 1233 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,302 Hold that position. Here we go. 1234 01:10:38,368 --> 01:10:42,339 We got your beer, we got your purse, we got you, we got your keys. 1235 01:10:42,406 --> 01:10:44,841 Hi there. Here we go. 1236 01:10:44,908 --> 01:10:47,777 This is somebody that lives in the same building. Thank you. 1237 01:10:47,844 --> 01:10:49,579 Are you Nancy Pong? 1238 01:10:51,481 --> 01:10:53,450 Okay, a little bit more. 1239 01:10:55,852 --> 01:10:57,354 A little fire. 1240 01:11:03,960 --> 01:11:05,895 Medium well. 1241 01:11:07,497 --> 01:11:10,099 You really don't think he looked good? 1242 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:12,869 Oh, no. He looked old. 1243 01:11:12,936 --> 01:11:14,738 You know? 1244 01:11:14,804 --> 01:11:17,907 Unhappy and fat. He put on a couple pounds. 1245 01:11:17,974 --> 01:11:19,409 Be quiet. 1246 01:11:25,349 --> 01:11:27,784 He said they were just friends, 1247 01:11:28,985 --> 01:11:31,120 but deep down, I knew better. 1248 01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,430 I was just a stand-in. 1249 01:11:42,198 --> 01:11:44,300 A poor man's Wendy. 1250 01:11:48,905 --> 01:11:51,575 She threw my bridal shower for me. 1251 01:11:51,641 --> 01:11:55,812 She even took time to freeze mint leaves and raspberries in ice cubes. 1252 01:11:55,879 --> 01:11:58,982 That should've tipped me off right there. 1253 01:11:59,048 --> 01:12:00,984 She was trying too hard. 1254 01:12:05,722 --> 01:12:07,156 Jerk. 1255 01:12:11,395 --> 01:12:14,431 It's a good thing I didn't marry him. 1256 01:12:20,504 --> 01:12:22,939 But most of the time I think 1257 01:12:27,210 --> 01:12:29,112 I just wasn't enough. 1258 01:12:31,648 --> 01:12:32,649 No. 1259 01:12:35,051 --> 01:12:37,487 No, no, no, you're wrong. 1260 01:12:38,287 --> 01:12:39,823 (MARY SNIFFLES) 1261 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:41,658 Hey. 1262 01:12:43,727 --> 01:12:45,662 And another thing. 1263 01:12:48,231 --> 01:12:49,666 This Wendy, 1264 01:12:51,835 --> 01:12:54,404 she's nothing but a poor man's Mary. 1265 01:12:57,907 --> 01:12:59,042 Yeah. 1266 01:13:21,297 --> 01:13:22,899 (CLEARS THROAT) 1267 01:13:24,834 --> 01:13:26,002 It's getting late. 1268 01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:28,672 Yeah. 1269 01:13:31,775 --> 01:13:33,543 I'd better go. 1270 01:13:38,948 --> 01:13:40,584 I'll walk you to the door. 1271 01:13:40,650 --> 01:13:43,587 -That's all right. Stay there. -No, it's okay. 1272 01:13:44,654 --> 01:13:46,255 (MARY GROANS) 1273 01:13:46,322 --> 01:13:48,291 -Wait. -Take your time. You all right? 1274 01:13:48,357 --> 01:13:49,526 Mmm-hmm. 1275 01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:58,001 Thanks for tonight. I know that I was a mess. 1276 01:13:58,067 --> 01:14:01,004 No, you weren't a mess. 1277 01:14:02,506 --> 01:14:03,940 A little bit. 1278 01:14:05,942 --> 01:14:07,010 Shut up. 1279 01:14:07,076 --> 01:14:09,813 -You gonna be okay? -Yeah. 1280 01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:13,717 Two aspirin, a lot of water, sleep, and a beer in the morning. 1281 01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:16,052 -That's the cure. -Okay. 1282 01:14:16,119 --> 01:14:18,287 -Good night, Mary. -Good night. 1283 01:14:34,871 --> 01:14:36,372 (KNOCK AT DOOR) 1284 01:14:52,556 --> 01:14:55,158 -Yeah? -You ever think about that night in the park? 1285 01:14:55,925 --> 01:14:57,160 What? 1286 01:15:01,397 --> 01:15:02,932 I barely know you. 1287 01:15:04,668 --> 01:15:06,002 I don't know your dad's first name. 1288 01:15:06,069 --> 01:15:12,108 I don't know if you ever wore braces or contacts or glasses. 1289 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:15,612 I have no idea how you came to be a wedding planner, Mary. 1290 01:15:20,984 --> 01:15:23,152 But I know the curves of your face, 1291 01:15:26,422 --> 01:15:29,358 and I know every fleck of gold in your eyes. 1292 01:15:34,798 --> 01:15:37,100 And I know that that night in the park 1293 01:15:40,236 --> 01:15:42,839 was the best time I've ever had. 1294 01:15:56,385 --> 01:15:58,087 Please say something. 1295 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:03,559 I'm a magnet for unavailable men 1296 01:16:07,130 --> 01:16:08,865 and I'm sick of it. 1297 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:15,004 It's simple. 1298 01:16:17,406 --> 01:16:18,842 I know Fran. 1299 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:21,945 I respect her. 1300 01:16:24,447 --> 01:16:25,982 And she loves you. 1301 01:16:30,654 --> 01:16:33,256 So, besides your tux measurements, 1302 01:16:35,258 --> 01:16:37,226 that's all I need to know. 1303 01:16:44,333 --> 01:16:45,869 Please go away. 1304 01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,078 Good night, Mary. 1305 01:17:08,257 --> 01:17:09,926 (BIRDS TWITTERING) 1306 01:17:16,933 --> 01:17:20,569 How do you word an invitation where both sets of parents are paying for the wedding, 1307 01:17:20,636 --> 01:17:23,940 the groom is in the military, about to receive a medical degree 1308 01:17:24,007 --> 01:17:27,811 and the bride is a widow whose father recently had a sex-change operation 1309 01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:31,347 and now goes by the name Sugar Pie DeSanto? 1310 01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:33,349 -Mary? -What is it? 1311 01:17:33,416 --> 01:17:34,550 A little tense? 1312 01:17:34,617 --> 01:17:37,954 No. Just terribly, terribly 1313 01:17:38,722 --> 01:17:39,889 alert. 1314 01:17:42,525 --> 01:17:43,626 Fran. 1315 01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:45,628 What's the matter? 1316 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,430 I came back early. 1317 01:17:49,899 --> 01:17:53,236 Why? I mean, is everything okay? 1318 01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:54,804 I've discovered something. 1319 01:17:56,672 --> 01:18:00,676 I've been blind. I didn't want to see it. 1320 01:18:00,744 --> 01:18:02,879 I tried to ignore the signs. 1321 01:18:04,647 --> 01:18:06,950 I think you know what I'm talking about. 1322 01:18:07,016 --> 01:18:10,419 Let me explain. It's not what you think. 1323 01:18:10,486 --> 01:18:11,955 Yes, it is. 1324 01:18:13,957 --> 01:18:16,025 I can't go through with this wedding. 1325 01:18:17,293 --> 01:18:18,694 But, Fran... 1326 01:18:18,762 --> 01:18:22,365 I was in a meeting talking about Boccolino mozzarella 1327 01:18:22,431 --> 01:18:25,368 and it hit me that this isn't going to work. 1328 01:18:26,669 --> 01:18:30,073 I can't stand the way he chews on pen caps 1329 01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:32,809 or the songs that he sings in the shower. 1330 01:18:32,876 --> 01:18:34,610 It drives me nuts, 1331 01:18:34,677 --> 01:18:38,081 how he hikes up his left pant leg after he's eaten too much. 1332 01:18:39,048 --> 01:18:40,249 Oh. 1333 01:18:40,316 --> 01:18:44,153 Is Eddie gonna be the last man that I sleep with 1334 01:18:44,220 --> 01:18:45,588 ever? 1335 01:18:46,555 --> 01:18:48,524 (SIGHS) 1336 01:18:48,591 --> 01:18:52,128 I've been with him so long, I don't even know why we're together anymore. 1337 01:19:00,269 --> 01:19:01,670 Look at me. 1338 01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,942 You are exquisite. 1339 01:19:08,812 --> 01:19:09,979 You're timeless. 1340 01:19:11,848 --> 01:19:14,784 And you have the love of a man named Steve. 1341 01:19:17,186 --> 01:19:23,126 A man who, while you were away having meetings about mozzarella, said to me, 1342 01:19:23,192 --> 01:19:25,761 "I can't believe she picked me. 1343 01:19:28,497 --> 01:19:32,268 "I can't believe I'm marrying the most incredible woman I've ever met." 1344 01:19:38,574 --> 01:19:41,510 So that tells me that this marriage of yours 1345 01:19:42,912 --> 01:19:44,848 is not only gonna work, 1346 01:19:47,550 --> 01:19:49,685 it's gonna last forever. 1347 01:19:52,421 --> 01:19:53,556 Really? 1348 01:19:56,159 --> 01:19:57,393 Really. 1349 01:19:59,162 --> 01:20:00,363 (SIGHS) 1350 01:20:00,997 --> 01:20:02,431 Thank you. 1351 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:08,237 Thank you, thank you. 1352 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,143 ALL: * For he's a jolly good fellow 1353 01:20:14,210 --> 01:20:17,480 * For he's a jolly good fellow 1354 01:20:17,546 --> 01:20:19,515 * Which nobody can deny 1355 01:20:21,784 --> 01:20:24,187 Let me pray, let me pray. 1356 01:20:25,788 --> 01:20:26,990 (ALL CHEERING) 1357 01:20:27,056 --> 01:20:28,457 (THANKING IN SPANISH) 1358 01:20:29,558 --> 01:20:32,528 (SPEAKING IN ITALIAN) 1359 01:20:32,595 --> 01:20:34,864 Hope he didn't spit on the cake. 1360 01:20:35,731 --> 01:20:37,833 Come on. Open up your presents. 1361 01:20:39,802 --> 01:20:43,306 No, no, please. Everyone, I want to make some toast. 1362 01:20:45,474 --> 01:20:48,211 -Happy birthday, Burt. -Salute. 1363 01:20:48,978 --> 01:20:52,248 Buddy Burt. Salvatore. 1364 01:20:52,315 --> 01:20:56,452 I want to thank Salvatore for taking me into his life 1365 01:20:56,519 --> 01:20:58,754 and introducing me to all you wonderful people. 1366 01:20:58,821 --> 01:21:00,323 (ALL SIGHING) 1367 01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:05,428 Ah! Hold on a moment. 1368 01:21:05,494 --> 01:21:07,163 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 1369 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:09,933 Where is he going? 1370 01:21:19,909 --> 01:21:21,144 (EXCLAIMS) 1371 01:21:22,145 --> 01:21:23,512 (ALL MURMURING) 1372 01:21:40,229 --> 01:21:45,501 Mary, I know I never done the right thing, I never say the right thing, 1373 01:21:46,169 --> 01:21:48,271 and I act like a fool. 1374 01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:55,111 I know I say we're just buddy-buddy friends, 1375 01:21:55,178 --> 01:21:57,680 but that would not be true to my heart. 1376 01:21:59,482 --> 01:22:02,118 So I would ask you this one question. 1377 01:22:02,952 --> 01:22:05,588 And if you answer no, 1378 01:22:05,654 --> 01:22:08,591 then I will leave you alone once and for all. 1379 01:22:14,430 --> 01:22:17,000 Be my wife, Mary Fiore, 1380 01:22:18,734 --> 01:22:24,140 and I will take care of you and be true to you. 1381 01:22:24,207 --> 01:22:26,342 And, like this house I built for your dolls, 1382 01:22:27,977 --> 01:22:31,414 I will make sure you have a strong roof over your head. 1383 01:22:32,381 --> 01:22:35,018 If your answer is yes, 1384 01:22:35,084 --> 01:22:38,487 then no one will ever love you as much as I love you. 1385 01:22:40,623 --> 01:22:42,425 If your answer is yes, 1386 01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:47,563 you will make me the happiest man on the Earth. 1387 01:23:48,691 --> 01:23:50,059 (INAUDIBLE) 1388 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:16,679 (TALKING INDISTINCTLY) 1389 01:25:34,897 --> 01:25:37,500 (SIGHS) What would I have done without you? 1390 01:25:37,566 --> 01:25:40,369 Hey, wedding woman, you did some job. 1391 01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:43,606 My girl's gonna knock 'em dead. Aren't you, sluggo? 1392 01:25:43,672 --> 01:25:45,608 Well, somebody stole my lucky mike. 1393 01:25:45,674 --> 01:25:47,610 I can't sing without my lucky mike. 1394 01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:52,881 (PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 1395 01:26:26,515 --> 01:26:28,217 Hey! What are you doing here? 1396 01:26:28,284 --> 01:26:31,186 You know it's bad luck to see the bride before the wedding. 1397 01:26:34,657 --> 01:26:36,525 You look beautiful. 1398 01:26:36,592 --> 01:26:40,496 Go on. Get out of here. We're starting any minute. 1399 01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:42,998 Come on. 1400 01:26:43,065 --> 01:26:46,335 -Let's take a walk. -A walk? 1401 01:26:46,402 --> 01:26:48,604 A walk. Come on. 1402 01:26:48,671 --> 01:26:50,105 Come on. 1403 01:26:52,375 --> 01:26:53,909 (PANICKING) No. What are you talking about? 1404 01:26:53,976 --> 01:26:55,444 You cannot give the whole wedding to me. 1405 01:26:55,511 --> 01:26:57,746 Everything is gonna be fine. It's a no-brainer. 1406 01:26:57,813 --> 01:26:59,715 You can't do this. Geri's out there! 1407 01:26:59,782 --> 01:27:02,785 So? The whole commission is yours. 1408 01:27:04,620 --> 01:27:06,322 That's more money than I make in a year. 1409 01:27:06,389 --> 01:27:10,192 Then I guess that means we're gonna have to go shopping next week. 1410 01:27:11,994 --> 01:27:14,963 I am completely confused. Why are you doing this? 1411 01:27:16,499 --> 01:27:18,801 Because there's somewhere I've gotta be. 1412 01:27:18,867 --> 01:27:21,804 Okay, we can talk after the wedding. 1413 01:27:21,870 --> 01:27:23,906 Hang on a minute, Fran. 1414 01:27:26,074 --> 01:27:28,176 Why do you wanna marry me? 1415 01:27:29,244 --> 01:27:30,279 What? 1416 01:27:30,346 --> 01:27:32,515 That's one of the questions I need answered. 1417 01:27:34,049 --> 01:27:35,718 Steve, you're scaring me. 1418 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,921 You never call me Steve. 1419 01:27:38,987 --> 01:27:40,489 That's because you don't like it. 1420 01:27:40,989 --> 01:27:41,990 No. 1421 01:27:42,958 --> 01:27:44,893 I never said I didn't like it. 1422 01:27:47,363 --> 01:27:50,399 -Okay, where is this going? -Why do you wanna marry me? 1423 01:27:52,768 --> 01:27:54,870 Are you kidding me? 1424 01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:56,672 -(CRYING) Are you kidding me? -No, I'm not. 1425 01:27:56,739 --> 01:28:00,343 You're trying to dump me on the day of my wedding. 1426 01:28:00,409 --> 01:28:03,646 -I just need to know your answer. -This is not happening to me. 1427 01:28:03,712 --> 01:28:06,114 -Franny, Franny. -This is... Don't "Franny" me! 1428 01:28:06,181 --> 01:28:09,352 Don't "Franny" me, you selfish bastard! 1429 01:28:09,418 --> 01:28:11,787 The reasons we were together in college don't hold up anymore. 1430 01:28:11,854 --> 01:28:13,789 We're different people now. 1431 01:28:13,856 --> 01:28:16,191 -And? -And I think you know that. 1432 01:28:17,793 --> 01:28:19,728 Listen to me. 1433 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:22,831 If you really love me, I'll put this cummerbund on right now, 1434 01:28:22,898 --> 01:28:26,168 we'll walk up that hill and go to the big tent and do it. 1435 01:28:26,234 --> 01:28:28,637 -You would do that? -Yes, I would. 1436 01:28:31,707 --> 01:28:33,409 All those people. 1437 01:28:33,476 --> 01:28:36,011 You don't know half of 'em. 1438 01:28:37,580 --> 01:28:39,181 You and me. 1439 01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:42,851 Are you ready? 1440 01:28:45,921 --> 01:28:48,857 Yes. Yes, of course. 1441 01:28:52,428 --> 01:28:54,363 I just need a second. 1442 01:29:02,270 --> 01:29:03,706 (SHUDDERING) Oh, God. 1443 01:29:22,691 --> 01:29:23,726 No. 1444 01:29:25,961 --> 01:29:28,096 I don't want to get married. 1445 01:30:20,916 --> 01:30:23,185 How did we let it get this far? 1446 01:30:25,087 --> 01:30:26,622 I don't know. 1447 01:30:27,856 --> 01:30:29,958 What are we gonna do? 1448 01:30:31,927 --> 01:30:34,062 Well, that's the beauty of it. 1449 01:30:35,130 --> 01:30:37,065 Whatever we want. 1450 01:30:37,700 --> 01:30:40,235 (FRAN CHUCKLES) 1451 01:30:40,302 --> 01:30:44,473 I haven't thought about what I really want in so long. 1452 01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:45,974 Me neither. 1453 01:30:54,550 --> 01:30:56,118 There you go. 1454 01:31:02,958 --> 01:31:04,059 Okay. 1455 01:31:05,628 --> 01:31:07,095 Okay. 1456 01:31:07,162 --> 01:31:08,631 (ENGINE STARTS) 1457 01:31:14,369 --> 01:31:17,072 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1458 01:31:18,507 --> 01:31:21,076 That is the bride. Is that the bride? 1459 01:31:21,844 --> 01:31:23,579 Yes, it is. 1460 01:31:23,646 --> 01:31:26,014 Well, is she coming back? 1461 01:31:26,081 --> 01:31:27,082 No. 1462 01:31:28,851 --> 01:31:33,589 I think all the blood is rushing to my head and I'm gonna faint. 1463 01:31:33,656 --> 01:31:36,058 I'm gonna kill Mary for leaving me all alone here. 1464 01:31:36,124 --> 01:31:38,193 -I don't know what to do. -Penny, take a breath. 1465 01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:40,362 What are you talking about? 1466 01:31:40,428 --> 01:31:43,699 I'm talking about your wedding planner leaving me here all alone 1467 01:31:43,766 --> 01:31:45,568 to go to city hall and get married. 1468 01:31:45,634 --> 01:31:47,903 Married? 1469 01:31:47,970 --> 01:31:50,639 -What? Mary's getting married? -Yeah, married. 1470 01:31:50,706 --> 01:31:53,008 -You know, married? -No, she can't get married. 1471 01:31:53,075 --> 01:31:55,878 -Married. -Hey, hey, city hall. 1472 01:31:55,944 --> 01:31:58,647 Married, you know, like what you're supposed to be doing. 1473 01:31:58,714 --> 01:32:01,483 Oh, that's... Yeah. 1474 01:32:01,550 --> 01:32:05,654 That's great. Go. I'll tell everyone. I'll tell Kathie Lee Gifford. 1475 01:32:11,760 --> 01:32:13,095 Beautiful. 1476 01:32:13,896 --> 01:32:15,197 Thanks. 1477 01:32:35,017 --> 01:32:36,551 (HORNS BLARING) 1478 01:32:48,764 --> 01:32:51,600 Ah! Come on! Goddamn it. 1479 01:32:51,667 --> 01:32:53,736 Are you sure you don't know a shortcut? 1480 01:32:53,802 --> 01:32:56,404 Take a shortcut somewhere? 1481 01:32:56,471 --> 01:32:58,406 -What do you expect me... -Bullshit. 1482 01:32:58,473 --> 01:32:59,808 What are you doing? 1483 01:33:02,477 --> 01:33:04,813 Hold on the right. Hold! 1484 01:33:15,423 --> 01:33:18,827 JUDGE: We are gathered together in the presence of these witnesses 1485 01:33:18,894 --> 01:33:24,266 to join this man and this woman in matrimony. 1486 01:33:24,332 --> 01:33:27,602 This contract is not to be taken lightly, 1487 01:33:27,670 --> 01:33:30,238 but thoughtfully and seriously, 1488 01:33:30,973 --> 01:33:33,341 with a deep realization 1489 01:33:33,408 --> 01:33:36,779 of its obligations and responsibilities. 1490 01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:39,948 If anyone can show just cause 1491 01:33:40,015 --> 01:33:44,186 why these two should not be joined together in matrimony 1492 01:33:44,252 --> 01:33:48,390 then let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 1493 01:33:54,196 --> 01:33:55,630 Fine. 1494 01:33:56,765 --> 01:33:59,668 -Then let us proceed. -No. No. 1495 01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:02,570 -Oh, thank God. -Oh, hell, I object too. 1496 01:34:02,637 --> 01:34:03,972 What is going on here? 1497 01:34:06,408 --> 01:34:07,509 Here we go. 1498 01:34:11,814 --> 01:34:15,751 Maria, I look in your eyes and it hurts my insides. 1499 01:34:15,818 --> 01:34:19,654 This is not what you want. This is what I want. 1500 01:34:19,722 --> 01:34:21,323 Shame on me. 1501 01:34:21,389 --> 01:34:23,425 I'm so lucky to have a father like you. 1502 01:34:25,493 --> 01:34:26,762 But you're right. 1503 01:34:28,230 --> 01:34:30,833 Love isn't like some enchanted evening, 1504 01:34:32,167 --> 01:34:34,269 isn't a fairy tale 1505 01:34:34,336 --> 01:34:36,371 or even love at first sight. 1506 01:34:37,639 --> 01:34:38,974 That isn't real life. 1507 01:34:43,045 --> 01:34:45,247 (SOFTLY) Massimo's a good man. 1508 01:34:45,313 --> 01:34:47,249 Don't worry, Papa. 1509 01:34:47,315 --> 01:34:49,384 I know what I'm doing. 1510 01:34:51,653 --> 01:34:53,688 I'm just all grown up now. 1511 01:34:55,724 --> 01:34:56,792 Hmm. 1512 01:35:00,195 --> 01:35:01,596 Okay. 1513 01:35:07,502 --> 01:35:09,104 Hey, that's the doc! 1514 01:35:09,171 --> 01:35:11,606 -Steve! -Oh, yes. 1515 01:35:11,673 --> 01:35:13,976 -You know the doctor? -Mary. Where's Mary? 1516 01:35:14,042 --> 01:35:15,677 I'm her father. Who the hell are you? 1517 01:35:15,744 --> 01:35:17,913 -He's the doctor. -I'm Steve, the doctor. 1518 01:35:17,980 --> 01:35:20,615 -I'm in love with your daughter. -You are the one? 1519 01:35:20,682 --> 01:35:23,318 -What the hell is going on? -I'm sorry, but I am. 1520 01:35:23,385 --> 01:35:25,888 -What about Fran? -Fran and I did not get married. 1521 01:35:25,954 --> 01:35:28,156 That's been happening a lot today. 1522 01:35:28,223 --> 01:35:29,892 Whoa. You didn't get married? 1523 01:35:29,958 --> 01:35:33,428 We're not married. I am not the one. You are the one, Steve. 1524 01:35:33,495 --> 01:35:35,764 And you didn't get married? She's not married? 1525 01:35:35,831 --> 01:35:40,468 She does not love me. She loves you, Steve. 1526 01:35:40,535 --> 01:35:45,240 I could never forgive myself if ever I got in the way of Mary's true love. 1527 01:35:45,307 --> 01:35:47,542 -WOMAN: Who the hell are you? -I'm Steve. 1528 01:35:47,609 --> 01:35:48,877 He's Steve. He's the one. 1529 01:35:48,944 --> 01:35:50,913 I'm the doctor. I'm in love with Mary. 1530 01:35:50,979 --> 01:35:53,081 Wait a minute! Hold the phone. 1531 01:35:53,148 --> 01:35:56,852 You mean to tell me, you love her and she loves you, 1532 01:35:56,919 --> 01:35:58,753 and neither of you got married today? 1533 01:35:58,821 --> 01:36:00,555 Yes. That's what I'm saying. 1534 01:36:00,622 --> 01:36:03,758 Then what the hell are you standing around talking to us for? 1535 01:36:03,826 --> 01:36:06,862 I don't know. Where is she? Where is Mary? Somebody take me to Mary. 1536 01:36:06,929 --> 01:36:08,530 I take you. Come on. 1537 01:36:08,596 --> 01:36:10,765 -I like him. -He's a doctor. 1538 01:36:15,938 --> 01:36:17,605 (HONKING) 1539 01:36:17,672 --> 01:36:19,341 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 1540 01:36:21,476 --> 01:36:23,812 Congratulations! 1541 01:36:23,879 --> 01:36:25,547 Fabulous! 1542 01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,549 Good for you! 1543 01:36:28,984 --> 01:36:31,219 -Congratulations! -Go, go. Thank you. 1544 01:36:47,369 --> 01:36:48,636 (HONKING) 1545 01:36:54,742 --> 01:36:56,744 Thank you, Massimo! 1546 01:36:56,811 --> 01:36:59,047 MASSIMO: You better be good to her! 1547 01:36:59,114 --> 01:37:01,917 I still do more chin-ups than you! 1548 01:37:08,991 --> 01:37:10,525 (WHISTLES) Hello. 1549 01:37:29,811 --> 01:37:32,414 Why are you only eating the brown ones? 1550 01:37:41,957 --> 01:37:44,726 Because someone once said that 1551 01:37:44,792 --> 01:37:48,830 they had less artificial coloring because chocolate's already brown. 1552 01:37:54,236 --> 01:37:56,338 And it kind of stayed with me. 1553 01:38:02,310 --> 01:38:04,146 You kind of stayed with me. 1554 01:38:13,655 --> 01:38:15,090 Where's Fran? 1555 01:38:16,058 --> 01:38:17,659 She's in Tahiti, 1556 01:38:19,027 --> 01:38:20,662 on our honeymoon. 1557 01:38:23,698 --> 01:38:25,333 We didn't get married. 1558 01:38:30,438 --> 01:38:31,539 Because? 1559 01:38:34,009 --> 01:38:36,644 Because she needs to find her own life. 1560 01:38:43,051 --> 01:38:44,486 And I... 1561 01:38:47,689 --> 01:38:48,991 You what? 1562 01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:54,162 What does Steve want? 1563 01:38:55,030 --> 01:38:56,664 I want to dance... 1564 01:39:00,768 --> 01:39:02,304 with you. 1565 01:40:10,672 --> 01:40:12,274 (POP SONG PLAYING)