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What is it?
What is that light?
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I don't know.
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You stay right here, Edna.
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Don't leave the house.
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I'm gonna take a look at it.
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Come on, Dutch.
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Chicken.
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Holy mackerel!
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This is earth probe Zunar
J5 calling mother ship.
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Zunar J5 calling mother ship.
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Come in, mother ship.
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This is earth probe Zunar J5
calling mother ship.
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Zunar j5, this is mother ship.
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Have you completed emergency landing?
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Affirmative, mother.
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Request repair party.
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Negative, Zunar J5.
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You'll have to effect
emergency repairs yourself.
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And rendezvous with us at grid dissect 8304.
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At 69 hours minus 17.
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That's an awfully tight squeeze, mother.
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Unavoidable, Zunar.
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Next mission to this galaxy due in 115.
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- Days?
- Years.
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Good luck, Zunar J5.
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Over and out.
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Yeah.
So long, mother.
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...����� ...�����
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I don't see any hammer and sickle.
Do you, Colonel?
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Maybe it's on the inside, General.
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No sign of life, either.
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Get me the Pentagon, red priority.
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I wanna speak to the chiefs, Colonel.
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Captain?
Sergeant.
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Yes, sir.
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Sequoia here.
Come in, Rover.
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Rover?
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Rover?
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Rover?
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Rover?
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Wipe it out of your minds. You understand?
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You've seen nothing and heard nothing.
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Yes, sir.
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We'll want them later for debriefing.
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Take their names.
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Colonel?
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Captain.
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Sergeant.
Yes, sir.
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Names, please?
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Name's Charlie Cooney.
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General Stilton!
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We're ready when you are, sir.
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Bullhorn.
Yes, sir.
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On to Hopscotch.
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All right, men.
Let's move it!
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Let's move out.
Colonel.
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Captain.
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Sergeant.
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Yes, sir.
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When we get to Hopscotch,
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I want mark-four
priority security.
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Armor, personnel, guard dogs, the works.
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And not one word to public relations.
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Not one word.
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- You got that, Colonel?
- Yes, sir.
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- You got that, captain?
- Yes, sir.
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- Sergeant?
- Got it.
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Well?
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It's a brilliant technological
achievement, General.
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There's absolutely nothing like
it in the state of the art.
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You trying to tell me something, Allison?
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It's definitely not one of ours, General.
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How about Russia?
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Certainly not Russia.
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It's far beyond the capabilities of...
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Okay, Allison.
Lay it on the line.
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Whose is it?
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I don't know, General.
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Well, we better find out.
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I wanna know who made that thing,
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Who flew it and where it came from.
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Colonel?
Yes, sir.
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Contact Sigcomm on our radio.
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Get Hungerford at air.
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Call Steinmetz at Johns Hopkins,
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Lasser, Billings, Cranhammer.
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Get them iqs off their tennis courts.
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Yes, sir.
Double pronto!
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Because if we don't find out
where that thing came from,
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This country could be in trouble,
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Big, big trouble.
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Colonel.
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Captain.
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Sergeant.
Yes, sir.
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You say it's not
man-made, Allison.
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What's that leave us?
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Outer space.
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With no sign of the pilot.
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Big, big trouble.
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While you and I are talking
this very minute,
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Some slimy green-headed, 12-legged creep.
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Could be crawling into the White House.
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Big, big trouble.
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We're up against genius.
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We'd better come up
with some genius of our own.
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I believe, General, you've already met.
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My administrative
assistant, Dr. Corday.
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And I'd like to introduce some of
the other members of our team.
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Dr. Robeson of Caltech, who's
our expert on fossil fuel.
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Professor Hurakawa of Johns Hopkins.
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Dr. Elizabeth Bartlett,
who heads thermal.
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Dr. Norman Link, who's been
doing some intriguing work.
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In garbage research.
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- So what?
- Dr. Link.
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Just a second,
Dr. Heffel.
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I have to relay some vital
information to a colleague.
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Yes. This is our hard-water man, Dr. Leach.
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Right, Ernie. The Lakers by a
point and a half for 100 bucks.
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When will you have the line on
Philly and the New York Knicks?
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I'd like you
to meet Mr. Jurist,
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Who also is involved in thermal.
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And of course I'm sure
you're familiar with our...
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And there's Dr. Banford,
Professor Epstein,
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Doctors Davidson and Barrett,
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And, of course, this is Dr.
Humphrey, our head of nuclear.
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Mr. Stallwood, our head of
procurement and supplies.
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Stallwood, what are you doing here?
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Well, sir, when the call went out.
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For an emergency meeting,
I naturally assumed...
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You assumed wrong.
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Scientists.
Double-A clearance only. Out.
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But Dr. Heffel, I might have
a contribution to make...
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If we need any sharp
pencils, I'll send for you.
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But, Dr. Heffel...
Out.
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Sorry, General.
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Where was I?
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Yes. Professor...
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Dr. Heffel, I didn't
come here for a roll call,
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I came to pick some brains.
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Are they all here?
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Yes. I'd say these
are our top people.
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Then let's get to it!
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I understand, General.
Attention, everyone.
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Dr. Link.
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Well, that's it, Professor. I'll
call tomorrow with more input. Bye.
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All right, sergeant, open it.
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Drapes.
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Ladies and gentlemen, what you
are about to see is top secret.
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The united states government
will countenance no leaks.
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Now...
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What's holding it up?
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Nothing.
It's amazing.
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Where did you get it?
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What is it?
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A propulsion unit of some
sort, ladies and gentlemen.
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Never mind where we got it.
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We have other experts working on that.
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What we want to know from you is,
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What makes it tick?
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Okay, let's have your hypothesis.
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The energy source could be atomic.
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We've checked on that.
Negative.
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Direct conversion, utilizing thermionic...
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Checked out. Negative.
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It's not propelled by garbage, I know that.
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Jellyfish calling Olympus.
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Jellyfish calling Olympus.
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Come in, Olympus.
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I'll call you about it later.
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Mr. Olympus?
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This is Jellyfish.
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I think I'm on to
something very big and very...
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Jellyfish.
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Your man in ERL?
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Yes, sir. That Jellyfish.
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I think I'm on to something.
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No, sir. I think you'll
find this a great deal.
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More interesting than my last report.
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Right now, Dr. Heffel
is in a secret meeting.
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With a four-star General and a
whole gaggle of scientists.
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What are they meeting about?
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Well, I don't know, sir.
It's a secret.
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Get in there and find out?
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Do any of you have a solid evaluation?
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Not a guess,
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A solid premise?
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Do you?
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Well?
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Do you think it might be fruitful.
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To bring Dr. Wilson into this
discussion, Dr. Heffel?
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Wilson?
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Yes. He might very well come
up with an applicable theory.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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Who's Dr. Wilson?
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He's in my carpool.
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That is, we live in the same building.
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That certainly qualifies him.
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No, what I'm trying to say is,
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He's a very bright, young physicist.
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Who's come here recently
on loan from Caltech.
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A loan, I might add, that is
bearing absolutely no interest.
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He's a little unorthodox,
but a brilliant theorist.
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Dr. Bartlett, General Stilton
isn't interested in...
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Get him.
What?
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Get him. His output couldn't be any
less than what we've gotten so far.
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Yes, General.
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He really has an unusual mind.
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Well, Dr. Wilson?
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It's beautiful.
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Don't you have any other observation?
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Only that it looks like an artichoke, sir.
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We know it looks like an artichoke, Wilson.
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What makes it tick?
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Mayonnaise?
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Negative.
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No, no, I was only joking, sir.
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I do have a theory, sir,
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Actually in line with
the work I've been doing.
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I have a hunch it's tapping the
primal mainstream, General.
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The "primal mainstream"?
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The primal mainstream, yes,
it's everywhere, General,
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Only on different frequencies.
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The whole
electro-magnetic spectrum.
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Cosmic, gamma,
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X-rays, ultraviolet,
visible light,
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Infrared, radio waves...
And do you know.
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How much we finite human
beings can probably tune into?
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With our senses?
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Less than five percent.
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The universe makes its own energy, General.
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We even make it ourselves.
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Yes, take biofeedback, for instance.
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Why, if I taped terminals
to your head, General,
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Your brain could run an electric train.
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Electric train?
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I'm sorry, General, I thought...
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Perhaps electric train
wasn't the most apt...
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That'll be all, Wilson.
Thank you very much.
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You let me have that for a
couple of months, General.
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And I promise you...
Thank you.
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A couple of months?
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Dr. Heffel?
Yes, General?
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I want action.
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You know, Drexel,
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I've seen the most amazing thing.
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Amazing.
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But don't ask me to tell you about it.
It's classified.
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Thank you, Drexel.
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Well. How did you
get in here?
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Now, look, you're asking for trouble.
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Dr. Heffel isn't too crazy
about animals in the building.
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Fact is, he isn't too crazy about
people in the building either.
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What's your name?
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Charlie? Cuddles?
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Jake? Yes, yes.
You look like Jake.
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That, Jake,
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Is the Van Allen Belt.
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Oil and coal is not
going to do it, you know.
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And one of these days, that sun of ours
is going to turn into a big black hole.
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You know where it's really at, Jake?
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Electromagnetism.
We're loaded with it.
262
00:17:31,268 --> 00:17:32,500
You know, it's crazy,
but you almost look like.
263
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,101
You know what I'm talking about.
264
00:17:48,783 --> 00:17:50,382
All right, give me a hand
with this, Sergeant.
265
00:17:50,384 --> 00:17:52,751
Easy, easy.
That's it.
266
00:18:07,099 --> 00:18:09,833
Stallwood, administration emergency!
267
00:18:18,276 --> 00:18:20,376
Hey, that's some fancy collar you got there.
268
00:18:20,378 --> 00:18:22,077
Maybe I'll take you home with me.
269
00:18:22,079 --> 00:18:24,379
My neighbor, Liz, has a cat named Lucybelle.
270
00:18:24,381 --> 00:18:26,147
She's really cute.
271
00:18:26,149 --> 00:18:27,309
And the cat's not bad either.
272
00:18:30,585 --> 00:18:32,451
Liz! Hi... Ouch!
273
00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:35,620
I've... We were just
talking about you.
274
00:18:35,622 --> 00:18:36,854
Were you?
275
00:18:37,790 --> 00:18:39,389
This is Jake.
276
00:18:39,391 --> 00:18:41,457
I'm going to take him home with us.
277
00:18:41,459 --> 00:18:44,593
You won't have to drive Professor Link
and myself home tonight, Dr. Wilson.
278
00:18:44,595 --> 00:18:46,127
Heffel's called a late meeting.
279
00:18:46,129 --> 00:18:47,828
I don't mind waiting.
280
00:18:47,830 --> 00:18:49,496
That won't be necessary. We've
made other arrangements.
281
00:18:49,498 --> 00:18:50,830
How... How about a cup of coffee? No.
282
00:18:50,832 --> 00:18:52,498
Chocolate chip cookie?
283
00:18:52,500 --> 00:18:53,799
No!
284
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,133
Hey, are you sore or something?
285
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,335
Sore? Sore?
286
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:59,470
Well, whatever gave you that idea?
287
00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:01,171
What is it?
What did I do?
288
00:19:01,173 --> 00:19:04,274
Nothing.
Absolutely nothing.
289
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,109
Mayonnaise?
290
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:09,411
Electric trains?
291
00:19:09,413 --> 00:19:11,446
Well, now, look, really, all that...
292
00:19:11,448 --> 00:19:13,347
That was just a joke, doctor.
293
00:19:13,349 --> 00:19:15,583
Well, nobody laughed.
294
00:19:15,585 --> 00:19:17,985
Especially the General.
295
00:19:17,987 --> 00:19:19,553
Has he had water?
296
00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:21,454
The General?
The cat.
297
00:19:21,456 --> 00:19:22,955
Water?
298
00:19:22,957 --> 00:19:24,923
Cats do get thirsty, you know.
299
00:19:26,359 --> 00:19:27,792
Do you have a bowl?...A bowl.
300
00:19:27,794 --> 00:19:29,693
Right here.
Yes. Here.
301
00:19:30,996 --> 00:19:32,428
Here.
Water?
302
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:34,430
Yes, right, water.
303
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:35,898
Look, Liz...
304
00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:37,833
Dr. Bartlett.
305
00:19:37,835 --> 00:19:39,935
Just because some General.
306
00:19:39,937 --> 00:19:42,470
Lacks a sense of humor,
now that's no reason...
307
00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:44,438
Well, anyway, all I was trying to convey...
308
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,540
I'm really not interested, doctor.
309
00:19:46,541 --> 00:19:48,641
Well, besides, I wasn't trying to be funny.
It's just that.
310
00:19:48,644 --> 00:19:51,011
The magnitude of what the General
showed us this afternoon.
311
00:19:51,013 --> 00:19:52,846
Just bowled me over.
312
00:19:54,850 --> 00:19:56,549
It did?
Completely.
313
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:59,251
Black.
314
00:19:59,253 --> 00:20:01,019
What? Didn't you offer me a cup of coffee?
315
00:20:01,021 --> 00:20:03,654
Right. Check.
Coming right up.
316
00:20:03,656 --> 00:20:06,289
I just... I really don't
understand, that's all.
317
00:20:06,291 --> 00:20:08,591
The man who wrote the article you did.
318
00:20:08,593 --> 00:20:10,793
For The Scientific Quarterly, July 12th...
319
00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,394
You read it?
320
00:20:12,396 --> 00:20:14,295
Well, of course.
It was brilliant.
321
00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,263
There's something I've
been wanting to tell you.
322
00:20:16,265 --> 00:20:17,931
We don't get much chance
to talk in the carpool,
323
00:20:17,933 --> 00:20:21,000
But I've been following
your work in thermal.
324
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:23,435
You have?
Closely.
325
00:20:23,437 --> 00:20:26,037
It's very impressive, very innovative.
326
00:20:26,039 --> 00:20:29,907
Very attractive. I mean, it's
bound to attract attention.
327
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:31,708
Well...
328
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:34,343
I am writing an article at the moment.
329
00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:36,611
And I would love to have your criticism.
330
00:20:36,613 --> 00:20:39,914
Maybe at lunch or, even
better, at dinner sometime?
331
00:20:39,916 --> 00:20:42,616
Yeah, I'd like that.
332
00:20:42,618 --> 00:20:44,417
When?
Tonight?
333
00:20:44,419 --> 00:20:46,852
No, that's right, you've
got that late meeting.
334
00:20:46,854 --> 00:20:51,456
Well, that may not go all that late.
I should be out by 7:00.
335
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:52,957
Is that too late?
7:00 is beautiful.
336
00:20:52,959 --> 00:20:54,525
Good.
337
00:20:55,294 --> 00:20:56,660
Well...
338
00:20:57,729 --> 00:21:00,429
Thanks for the coffee. It was delicious.
339
00:21:08,670 --> 00:21:09,935
I think she digs you.
340
00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:11,736
I sure hope so.
341
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,989
Who said that?
I did.
342
00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:18,974
And, Frank, we'd better get down to business.
Sit down. We've gotta talk.
343
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:20,943
I'm running out of time, and it
looks like you're the only one
344
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:23,345
I can depend on to help me.
345
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:29,416
It... It's you?
It's not the mouse.
346
00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:31,418
Now, sit down.
347
00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:34,954
But your lips aren't moving.
You're not speaking.
348
00:21:34,956 --> 00:21:39,458
Thought transference. Nothing exceptional
where I come from. Now, sit.
349
00:21:42,796 --> 00:21:47,064
My name is
Zunar-J-5/9 Doric-4-7.
350
00:21:47,066 --> 00:21:48,515
Zunar...
351
00:21:48,516 --> 00:21:50,076
Why don't we just stay with Jake, okay?
352
00:21:50,969 --> 00:21:54,704
Frank, last night, at 03 hours plus 13,
353
00:21:54,706 --> 00:21:58,107
I made an emergency landing in a
spaceship from another galaxy.
354
00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:01,910
That so-called artichoke,
it's from my craft.
355
00:22:01,912 --> 00:22:04,879
But... You're a cat.
356
00:22:04,881 --> 00:22:07,648
Granted. But you see,
Frank, in our civilization,
357
00:22:07,650 --> 00:22:09,783
That's as far as we needed to evolve.
358
00:22:09,785 --> 00:22:12,385
We developed our brain to a fine point.
359
00:22:12,387 --> 00:22:14,754
Now, man, on the other hand,
rose off his four legs.
360
00:22:14,756 --> 00:22:17,590
And developed tools, machinery, agriculture,
361
00:22:17,592 --> 00:22:20,893
And a chronic pain in his lower back.
362
00:22:20,895 --> 00:22:22,995
We developed tools for the mind.
363
00:22:22,997 --> 00:22:25,964
This collar here, it amplifies brain power.
364
00:22:25,966 --> 00:22:27,765
It... It does what?
365
00:22:27,767 --> 00:22:29,900
Well, it provides energy by which we...
366
00:22:29,902 --> 00:22:32,135
Look, let me give you a demonstration.
367
00:22:58,060 --> 00:23:00,493
Not a bad little tune.
368
00:23:18,776 --> 00:23:20,742
Frank, this is really delicious. What is it?
369
00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:24,011
It's chopped kidney.
370
00:23:24,013 --> 00:23:26,013
It's all they had at the deli.
371
00:23:26,015 --> 00:23:28,015
It really hits the spot.
372
00:23:28,016 --> 00:23:30,016
I'm gonna take a couple of
cases for my trip back.
373
00:23:30,019 --> 00:23:32,019
Sure beats the blah I've been eating.
374
00:23:33,622 --> 00:23:35,888
Well, now back to my problem.
375
00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:41,058
Frank, I need an answer.
What do you say?
376
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:43,260
Say about what?
377
00:23:43,261 --> 00:23:45,461
Can I count on you to help
me repair my spaceship?
378
00:23:45,997 --> 00:23:47,896
Why me?
379
00:23:47,898 --> 00:23:49,631
Because I like the way you think.
380
00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,933
Your equations rather interest me.
381
00:23:51,935 --> 00:23:54,101
In fact, they're really not bad at all.
For a human.
382
00:23:55,804 --> 00:23:58,037
Really? I'm on
the right track?
383
00:23:58,039 --> 00:23:59,571
Quite definitely.
384
00:23:59,573 --> 00:24:01,940
But years away from a solution.
385
00:24:01,942 --> 00:24:04,909
Frank, on my planet, we have an expression.
386
00:24:04,911 --> 00:24:08,045
"you rub my fur,
I'll rub yours."
387
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,781
How would you like to make a quantum jump?
388
00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:14,651
You help me, and I'll give you
a push in the right direction.
389
00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:18,955
You're serious?
I'm serious.
390
00:24:18,957 --> 00:24:20,756
You're telling me the truth? The truth.
391
00:24:20,758 --> 00:24:22,124
You really are from outer space?
I am from outer space.
392
00:24:22,126 --> 00:24:23,492
Even though you're a cat?
393
00:24:23,494 --> 00:24:25,026
Frank! Is it a deal?
394
00:24:27,563 --> 00:24:30,230
It's a deal.
That's...
395
00:24:30,232 --> 00:24:32,198
We better get moving.
I've got to make repairs.
396
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:34,600
To my ship by 5:13
Sunday for liftoff,
397
00:24:34,602 --> 00:24:36,034
Or I'll miss the rendezvous
with the mother ship.
398
00:24:36,036 --> 00:24:38,569
Right...
I'll get my sweater.
399
00:24:38,571 --> 00:24:42,873
Do you think that you can find
your way back to that airport?
400
00:24:42,875 --> 00:24:44,674
No problem. I made
a memory imprint.
401
00:24:45,877 --> 00:24:47,543
With the collar?
Right.
402
00:24:49,079 --> 00:24:50,845
Fantastic.
403
00:24:53,949 --> 00:24:56,916
How developed does your brain
have to be to use that collar?
404
00:24:56,918 --> 00:24:59,018
Not very. In fact,
you could handle it.
405
00:25:01,155 --> 00:25:02,554
You wanna try?
406
00:25:03,890 --> 00:25:05,956
Well... Do we have time?
407
00:25:05,958 --> 00:25:09,225
Why not? Look, just...
Just grab hold of it.
408
00:25:09,227 --> 00:25:11,760
Easy! Don't take it off.
I mean, without that collar,
409
00:25:11,762 --> 00:25:12,927
I'm just an average cat.
410
00:25:12,929 --> 00:25:13,928
Right, right.
411
00:25:13,930 --> 00:25:15,963
Right. Okay?
412
00:25:15,965 --> 00:25:16,965
Okay.
413
00:25:17,866 --> 00:25:19,699
Now just concentrate.
414
00:25:19,701 --> 00:25:21,200
Concentrate.
415
00:25:21,202 --> 00:25:23,068
Think levitation.
416
00:25:24,538 --> 00:25:26,738
Levitation.
417
00:25:26,739 --> 00:25:28,939
You're as light as a feather.
418
00:25:36,215 --> 00:25:38,948
Look at me.
I'm floating!
419
00:25:42,053 --> 00:25:44,586
It's just plain incredible!
420
00:25:48,959 --> 00:25:50,609
Hey, look, one hand.
421
00:25:50,610 --> 00:25:52,260
Watch it, Frank! You're
losing your concentration.
422
00:25:52,262 --> 00:25:53,694
Yeah.
423
00:26:00,935 --> 00:26:03,835
Hi, Frank.
Gotta use your set.
424
00:26:06,005 --> 00:26:07,655
The ball goes crosscourt to Brown.
425
00:26:07,656 --> 00:26:09,306
He brings it up into the front court...
426
00:26:09,308 --> 00:26:11,141
What were you doing up in the air?
427
00:26:11,143 --> 00:26:13,877
Astronaut exercises.
428
00:26:14,913 --> 00:26:16,279
Link, I'm busy.
429
00:26:16,281 --> 00:26:19,148
Yeah. Well, just
forget I'm here.
430
00:26:19,150 --> 00:26:21,550
It's the last minute of the game,
431
00:26:21,552 --> 00:26:23,952
And Francine throws me out of the apartment.
432
00:26:23,954 --> 00:26:25,553
Why does she throw me out of the apartment?
433
00:26:25,555 --> 00:26:27,888
For one lousy cigar burn on the chair.
434
00:26:29,558 --> 00:26:30,857
When did you get a cat?
435
00:26:30,859 --> 00:26:32,925
Jake's not my cat.
He's just visiting.
436
00:26:32,927 --> 00:26:34,760
Hi, Jake.
437
00:26:34,762 --> 00:26:35,961
Link, I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.
438
00:26:35,963 --> 00:26:37,662
Do you mind, Frank?
439
00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:39,264
Okay, I am back in.
440
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:40,865
Remember, the score's tied at 108.
441
00:26:40,867 --> 00:26:43,601
Atlanta has the ball
and a basket could win it.
442
00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,235
Win it? Man!
443
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,636
And I gave a point and a half.
444
00:26:46,638 --> 00:26:48,771
Well, there goes my 100 bucks.
445
00:26:48,773 --> 00:26:51,273
Come on, defense. Come on, guys.
Man to man, we'll...
446
00:26:51,275 --> 00:26:53,742
The crowd is really on its feet now.
447
00:26:56,079 --> 00:26:58,679
He's alone in the baseline
and closely guarded by king.
448
00:26:58,681 --> 00:27:01,349
King steals the ball.
What a play!
449
00:27:01,351 --> 00:27:04,085
Here come the lakers to the attack.
Five seconds left.
450
00:27:04,087 --> 00:27:07,421
Pete Burt puts up a shot. But
a prayer, there's no chance.
451
00:27:07,423 --> 00:27:09,089
Wait...
452
00:27:10,058 --> 00:27:11,323
Wait a minute.
453
00:27:12,893 --> 00:27:14,292
Wait a minute!
454
00:27:18,831 --> 00:27:20,997
I don't believe it.
He scores!
455
00:27:20,999 --> 00:27:24,033
He made it in the last second, and
the Lakers will win it by two.
456
00:27:24,035 --> 00:27:26,769
Unbelievable!
Frank, did you see that?
457
00:27:28,773 --> 00:27:31,273
Yeah.
458
00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:34,276
Yeah. Link, I'm really gonna
have to ask you to leave.
459
00:27:34,278 --> 00:27:35,977
Yeah, I could use another beer, Frank.
460
00:27:35,979 --> 00:27:37,244
Yeah, I'm out of beer, I'm sorry.
461
00:27:37,246 --> 00:27:39,713
Okay. How
about a ginger ale?
462
00:27:39,715 --> 00:27:41,281
I'm out of that, too.
463
00:27:41,283 --> 00:27:42,982
Could I at least finish my cigar?
Link, please.
464
00:27:42,984 --> 00:27:44,717
Frank, I'd like to have
a little celebration.
465
00:27:44,719 --> 00:27:46,118
I haven't won a bet in two weeks!
466
00:27:46,120 --> 00:27:47,919
I'll see you later.
467
00:27:51,090 --> 00:27:52,189
The basketball game?
468
00:27:53,258 --> 00:27:55,203
You did that?
469
00:27:55,204 --> 00:27:57,149
Frank, any friend of yours
is a friend of mine.
470
00:27:57,150 --> 00:27:59,095
Besides, it seemed the fastest
way to get rid of that flake.
471
00:27:59,097 --> 00:28:01,263
Now, let's go. I've got less
than 36 hours to liftoff.
472
00:28:01,265 --> 00:28:03,131
Right...
473
00:28:03,133 --> 00:28:04,966
Do you think I ought to carry you?
474
00:28:04,968 --> 00:28:08,035
I mean, just so people don't suspect
you're not an ordinary cat?
475
00:28:08,037 --> 00:28:11,470
Good thinking, Frank. Besides, my
left paw's been acting up again.
476
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:14,973
An old football injury?
477
00:28:14,975 --> 00:28:17,041
Actually, no. Polo.
478
00:28:17,043 --> 00:28:18,475
Now let's go.
You...
479
00:28:19,878 --> 00:28:21,911
What about getting into Hopscotch?
480
00:28:21,913 --> 00:28:22,978
It's got to be heavily guarded.
481
00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,846
I'll handle that, too.
482
00:28:24,848 --> 00:28:27,048
It's fantastic.
483
00:28:27,050 --> 00:28:29,517
Hi. Hi, this is Lucybelle.
484
00:28:29,519 --> 00:28:31,118
What'd you say you call him?
485
00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,053
- Jake.
- Jake, right.
486
00:28:33,055 --> 00:28:35,121
Jake, this is Lucybelle.
487
00:28:35,123 --> 00:28:37,404
I thought they could get
acquainted while we're at dinner.
488
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:39,290
At dinner?
489
00:28:39,292 --> 00:28:42,059
Yeah. It was
tonight, wasn't it?
490
00:28:42,061 --> 00:28:43,061
Right...
491
00:28:44,063 --> 00:28:45,796
Right. Right, yes.
492
00:28:45,798 --> 00:28:48,498
And... I was just
about to call you.
493
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:50,433
Something came up.
494
00:28:50,434 --> 00:28:52,794
And I'm afraid you're going to
have to give me a rain check.
495
00:28:53,938 --> 00:28:56,838
Well, of course.
It really doesn't matter.
496
00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:00,241
But it does. It matters a lot, Liz.
Dr. Bartlett.
497
00:29:00,243 --> 00:29:03,244
You see, what happened was...
498
00:29:09,850 --> 00:29:13,451
It's Jake. He took sick.
Suddenly. Out of the blue.
499
00:29:13,453 --> 00:29:15,152
Really? What is it?
500
00:29:16,321 --> 00:29:19,021
I think it's...
Tasmanian croup.
501
00:29:23,793 --> 00:29:27,194
You poor thing. You know,
he sounds terrible.
502
00:29:27,196 --> 00:29:29,429
Yeah. You'd better not
let her get too close.
503
00:29:29,431 --> 00:29:30,797
Stop milking it.
504
00:29:30,799 --> 00:29:32,098
What?
505
00:29:32,100 --> 00:29:33,966
I said I was about to rush him to the vet's.
506
00:29:33,968 --> 00:29:37,102
The vet. That's a good idea, Frank.
507
00:29:37,104 --> 00:29:39,070
Hey, do you know there's a very good vet.
508
00:29:39,072 --> 00:29:41,972
Who lives right in the building?
A Dr. Wenger.
509
00:29:41,974 --> 00:29:45,208
He specializes in cats. I'm sure
he'd be glad to take a look at him.
510
00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:46,909
Yeah, well, Jake prefers.
511
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,343
A General practitioner.
512
00:29:48,345 --> 00:29:51,112
Look, I'm sorry about dinner, Liz.
I'll make it up to you.
513
00:29:51,114 --> 00:29:54,281
How about a picnic?
I'd love it! Tomorrow?
514
00:29:54,283 --> 00:29:57,951
You handled that situation very well, Frank.
515
00:29:57,953 --> 00:29:59,485
I didn't enjoy lying to Liz.
516
00:29:59,487 --> 00:30:01,253
She's a very unusual person.
517
00:30:01,255 --> 00:30:04,022
Her kitty-cat's
not too bad either.
518
00:30:04,024 --> 00:30:05,304
There's plenty of time for that.
519
00:30:06,825 --> 00:30:08,408
That's all right for you to say.
520
00:30:08,409 --> 00:30:10,529
But I've been confined to
a spaceship for five months.
521
00:30:38,152 --> 00:30:40,152
The ship's in that big hangar.
522
00:30:52,398 --> 00:30:54,564
There's got to be a way in.
523
00:31:04,074 --> 00:31:05,506
It's locked.
No problem.
524
00:31:12,213 --> 00:31:13,478
Come on, come on.
525
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:15,012
Right, right.
526
00:31:38,470 --> 00:31:40,670
The coast is clear.
Let's go!
527
00:31:54,251 --> 00:31:55,583
There she is.
528
00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:01,087
Somebody's coming.
529
00:32:01,089 --> 00:32:02,521
Somebody's coming, Frank!
530
00:32:02,523 --> 00:32:03,989
I know, I know.
531
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:14,564
What's happening?
532
00:32:15,333 --> 00:32:17,132
It's all clear.
533
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:20,134
Let's go!
534
00:32:21,103 --> 00:32:22,103
It's this way.
535
00:32:50,728 --> 00:32:52,527
Forget it. Forget it.
It wears off in 20 minutes.
536
00:32:52,529 --> 00:32:54,161
It's harmless.
He won't remember a thing.
537
00:32:54,163 --> 00:32:56,096
Come on, let's go.
538
00:33:53,154 --> 00:33:54,737
Incredible.
539
00:33:54,738 --> 00:33:56,321
An older model, but in pretty good shape.
540
00:33:56,323 --> 00:33:58,790
For a rig with nearly
a trillion miles on it.
541
00:33:58,792 --> 00:34:02,460
Well, now let's see what we can do
about getting it operational again.
542
00:34:02,462 --> 00:34:04,462
We've only got 34 hours left.
543
00:34:04,464 --> 00:34:07,097
Right. Through here?
544
00:34:07,099 --> 00:34:09,132
Put me down.
545
00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:16,105
It's just incredible.
546
00:34:18,109 --> 00:34:21,043
The artichoke.
I was right.
547
00:34:21,045 --> 00:34:22,577
What's this?
Control panel?
548
00:34:22,579 --> 00:34:24,278
Sort of.
549
00:34:24,647 --> 00:34:25,712
And this?
550
00:34:25,714 --> 00:34:27,246
Computer.
551
00:34:27,248 --> 00:34:29,081
Then this must be the readout?
552
00:34:29,083 --> 00:34:30,766
Frank, later.
553
00:34:30,767 --> 00:34:32,450
I'll explain it all later, I promise.
554
00:34:37,224 --> 00:34:39,157
First, we have to disengage
the transducer system.
555
00:34:39,159 --> 00:34:40,959
But how?
556
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,760
Take that neo-mag
neutralizing intercog,
557
00:34:42,762 --> 00:34:45,262
And you'll find the transducer
switch on top of the ship.
558
00:34:45,264 --> 00:34:47,297
Just coordinate with me.
559
00:34:49,367 --> 00:34:51,400
Well, how do I get up there?
560
00:34:51,402 --> 00:34:53,335
Fly.
Fly?
561
00:34:53,337 --> 00:34:54,703
You mean use your collar?
562
00:34:54,705 --> 00:34:56,838
Don't be ridiculous.
We carry a spare.
563
00:34:58,808 --> 00:35:01,275
Just concentrate, and when you get on top,
564
00:35:01,277 --> 00:35:03,076
Engage the switch with the intercog.
565
00:35:03,078 --> 00:35:05,778
And thought-project
"seven max triad."
566
00:35:05,780 --> 00:35:07,412
Seven max triad.
567
00:35:07,414 --> 00:35:09,113
Right. The computer
will do the rest.
568
00:35:09,115 --> 00:35:11,615
Seven max triad. Right.
569
00:35:36,707 --> 00:35:38,306
Hey!
570
00:36:15,474 --> 00:36:18,174
Hey, Frank, what are you doing up there?
What about the intercog?
571
00:36:20,344 --> 00:36:21,576
Frank?
572
00:36:24,180 --> 00:36:26,914
Jake, I'm ready to plug it in.
573
00:36:26,916 --> 00:36:28,282
Right. Go ahead.
574
00:36:32,955 --> 00:36:34,254
It's in.
575
00:36:34,256 --> 00:36:35,888
Okay. Thought-project.
576
00:36:38,359 --> 00:36:41,026
Seven max triad.
577
00:36:57,476 --> 00:36:59,008
Okay, Frank.
Come on down.
578
00:37:03,047 --> 00:37:04,613
Amazing.
579
00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,118
I was afraid of that.
580
00:37:27,119 --> 00:37:28,869
The focal terminal on the
microtransformer's vaporized.
581
00:37:28,871 --> 00:37:30,303
It happens in these older models.
582
00:37:30,305 --> 00:37:31,737
You're sure?
Positive.
583
00:37:31,739 --> 00:37:32,970
But I'll double-check.
584
00:37:36,642 --> 00:37:38,675
Just what I thought.
585
00:37:38,677 --> 00:37:40,677
That's where the focal terminal goes?
In that little thing?
586
00:37:40,679 --> 00:37:44,013
Acts as a catalyzer. I'll need
a small amount of org 12.
587
00:37:45,049 --> 00:37:46,871
What's org 12?
588
00:37:46,872 --> 00:37:48,694
What the focal terminal's made of.
589
00:37:48,695 --> 00:37:50,517
About six cubits ought to be
enough for emergency repair.
590
00:37:50,521 --> 00:37:51,953
You don't have org 12 on this planet?
591
00:37:51,955 --> 00:37:55,356
Never heard of it.
Is it like mayonnaise?
592
00:37:57,548 --> 00:37:59,737
You probably call it by a different name.
593
00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:01,978
Now, stand back, Frank. I'll
run it through the computer.
594
00:38:15,009 --> 00:38:17,042
Hey, Tom!
You all right?
595
00:38:18,345 --> 00:38:19,477
Tom!
596
00:38:21,848 --> 00:38:26,517
Org 12. Ductile yellow metallic element.
597
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:29,920
Melting point, 1,063.
598
00:38:29,922 --> 00:38:32,789
Tensile strength, 19,000.
599
00:38:32,791 --> 00:38:33,990
Tensile strength what?
600
00:38:33,992 --> 00:38:35,524
19,000.
601
00:38:35,526 --> 00:38:41,062
Atomic weight, 196.967.
602
00:38:42,498 --> 00:38:44,498
Wait a minute.
603
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,766
That's the atomic weight of gold!
604
00:38:51,038 --> 00:38:52,103
Wow!
605
00:38:59,577 --> 00:39:02,544
Out! Out!
Everybody out!
606
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:05,012
What is that?
607
00:39:06,648 --> 00:39:07,913
Come on, let's go.
608
00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:12,717
Follow me!
609
00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:20,923
Holy cow.
610
00:39:20,925 --> 00:39:22,157
Give my collar room, Frank.
611
00:39:22,159 --> 00:39:23,992
You can't zap the whole base.
612
00:39:23,994 --> 00:39:25,927
Let's get out of here.
613
00:39:27,030 --> 00:39:30,031
Over here! Follow me! Move out!
614
00:39:46,449 --> 00:39:47,781
Watch it!
615
00:39:53,054 --> 00:39:54,620
Hey!
616
00:39:55,956 --> 00:39:57,555
Come back here!
617
00:39:59,091 --> 00:40:02,092
Where are you going?
618
00:40:02,094 --> 00:40:04,527
Hey, hey! Come out of there.
You're under arrest!
619
00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:05,861
Look out!
620
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,912
What is it?
621
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,715
Get it off of me!
Get it off!
622
00:40:32,952 --> 00:40:35,819
Was anybody in there?
623
00:40:35,821 --> 00:40:38,087
Back it out. Back it out.
Look out. Who's driving?
624
00:40:40,658 --> 00:40:43,659
Corporal of the guard!
Corporal of the guard!
625
00:40:43,661 --> 00:40:44,960
Yes, sir?
626
00:40:44,962 --> 00:40:46,594
What's going on here?
Who sounded that alarm?
627
00:40:46,596 --> 00:40:49,997
I did, sir. We have an
intruder, and his cat.
628
00:40:49,999 --> 00:40:52,032
Cat? Cat? Cat?
629
00:40:52,034 --> 00:40:54,034
Yes, sir.
Here's his collar.
630
00:40:54,836 --> 00:40:56,001
Jake!
631
00:40:58,171 --> 00:40:59,770
Excuse me.
632
00:41:02,908 --> 00:41:04,708
Jake, are you all right?
633
00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:06,509
Frank, shut up and move this thing.
634
00:41:08,045 --> 00:41:09,177
That's him, sir!
635
00:41:09,179 --> 00:41:10,745
Halt!
636
00:41:11,981 --> 00:41:15,549
Get that thing out of here! Get it out!
637
00:41:15,551 --> 00:41:17,016
Move it out!
638
00:41:40,606 --> 00:41:41,705
Now what do we do?
639
00:41:41,707 --> 00:41:42,906
Now you hang on.
640
00:42:04,528 --> 00:42:06,961
17 times...
641
00:42:06,963 --> 00:42:09,029
Five of...
642
00:42:10,699 --> 00:42:12,999
Now cosine of...
643
00:42:13,001 --> 00:42:15,067
Yeah...
644
00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:21,573
Hey, Frank. This is even better
than the stuff I had last night.
645
00:42:21,575 --> 00:42:22,707
What's it called?
646
00:42:22,709 --> 00:42:24,275
Tuna.
647
00:42:24,277 --> 00:42:26,043
Tuna? Love it.
648
00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:31,114
Keeps coming out the same way
and it doesn't make any sense.
649
00:42:31,116 --> 00:42:32,582
What doesn't?
650
00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:33,783
Well, according to your figures,
651
00:42:33,785 --> 00:42:36,218
We're going to need $120,000 worth of gold.
652
00:42:36,220 --> 00:42:37,586
So?
653
00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:39,054
So?
654
00:42:39,056 --> 00:42:41,956
Jake, forgetting the money,
which I can't forget,
655
00:42:41,958 --> 00:42:43,724
You know how much gold that is?
656
00:42:43,726 --> 00:42:46,927
It's that much. And you want
to put it in a space that big?
657
00:42:46,929 --> 00:42:50,563
You folks are still operating on the
bulk system as opposed to content.
658
00:42:50,565 --> 00:42:52,064
I'll reduce it to the size I need.
659
00:42:52,066 --> 00:42:53,932
And still retain all its properties.
660
00:42:53,934 --> 00:42:56,590
How?
661
00:42:56,591 --> 00:42:59,247
I'll get into that later.
First buy the gold.
662
00:42:59,248 --> 00:43:01,904
Buy it? Jake, in order to
buy $120,000 worth of gold,
663
00:43:01,908 --> 00:43:03,974
You need $120,000.
664
00:43:03,976 --> 00:43:05,742
So? Is that a problem?
665
00:43:05,744 --> 00:43:07,076
A problem?
666
00:43:09,196 --> 00:43:11,313
My entire capital is tied up
in my next paycheck.
667
00:43:11,315 --> 00:43:13,048
Then what's the alternative?
668
00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,783
I don't know what
the alternative is. I...
669
00:43:14,785 --> 00:43:15,884
Hi.
670
00:43:21,357 --> 00:43:22,989
Traditionally known in horse racing...
671
00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:24,290
Boy.
672
00:43:31,732 --> 00:43:32,797
What are you doing?
673
00:43:32,799 --> 00:43:34,749
Borrowing your tv.
674
00:43:34,750 --> 00:43:36,700
Just bring me a beer and forget I'm here.
675
00:43:36,702 --> 00:43:38,168
Hi, Jake.
676
00:43:38,170 --> 00:43:40,370
Link...
677
00:43:40,372 --> 00:43:43,239
Wife's worked out an equitable
tv schedule for the day.
678
00:43:43,241 --> 00:43:46,842
The Peachtree Derby and the
football game's on your set,
679
00:43:46,844 --> 00:43:48,977
And the metropolitan opera on mine.
680
00:43:48,979 --> 00:43:51,079
Can't you see I'm busy?
681
00:43:51,081 --> 00:43:53,247
Doing what?
Playing with your pussycat?
682
00:43:53,249 --> 00:43:54,948
Link...
Franklin, please.
683
00:43:54,950 --> 00:43:57,850
I've got a bundle bet on the Peachtree.
684
00:44:05,926 --> 00:44:08,660
Frank, we've got problems
to solve, things to do.
685
00:44:08,662 --> 00:44:09,827
What?
686
00:44:09,829 --> 00:44:12,930
Link, I'm sorry but I'm
gonna have to ask you...
687
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:16,667
They're at the post.
You want a peanut?
688
00:44:16,669 --> 00:44:17,768
No.
689
00:44:38,957 --> 00:44:41,190
Come on, Sweet Jake.
Let's go.
690
00:44:41,192 --> 00:44:44,060
Sweet Jake?
691
00:44:44,061 --> 00:44:46,929
Yeah, it's a hunch bet.
100 on the nose at 15 to 1.
692
00:44:46,931 --> 00:44:48,330
I tell you, if she comes in, tiger,
693
00:44:48,332 --> 00:44:50,765
And I'm gonna be 1,500 in front,
694
00:44:50,767 --> 00:44:53,801
And you'll be licking mackerel fillet.
695
00:44:53,803 --> 00:44:56,203
Did you forget my beer or
did I drink it already?
696
00:44:56,205 --> 00:44:58,237
Never mind, I'll get it.
697
00:45:00,908 --> 00:45:02,173
I'll try to get rid of him.
698
00:45:02,175 --> 00:45:03,941
Wait a minute.
699
00:45:03,943 --> 00:45:06,076
Did you hear what he said, Frank?
700
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:08,178
If Sweet Jake finishes first, he wins $1500.
701
00:45:08,180 --> 00:45:10,813
So? So if Link can win $1500,
702
00:45:10,815 --> 00:45:12,881
Why can't we win 120,000?
703
00:45:12,883 --> 00:45:15,316
No, no, no. Wait a minute.
He just made a bet.
704
00:45:15,318 --> 00:45:17,818
He could win 1500.
It doesn't mean he will.
705
00:45:17,820 --> 00:45:19,786
With me on his side, he will.
706
00:45:19,788 --> 00:45:21,954
Did you say something?
No, nothing.
707
00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:24,022
Okay, okay.
Let's pipe down.
708
00:45:24,024 --> 00:45:28,059
I got 100 big ones riding on this nag.
709
00:45:28,061 --> 00:45:29,393
And they're off.
710
00:45:29,395 --> 00:45:31,461
It's Denny's Doll breaking on top.
711
00:45:31,463 --> 00:45:34,397
Attaboy Star. Daddy's Poppa on the outside.
712
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:36,932
Booky Baby on the rail and Seabottom...
713
00:45:36,934 --> 00:45:38,700
Where's Sweet Jake?
714
00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:40,869
Sweet Jake is still in the gate.
715
00:45:40,870 --> 00:45:43,037
At the clubhouse turn, it's
Denny's Doll by half a length.
716
00:45:43,039 --> 00:45:44,938
Attaboy Star, and Daddy's Poppa.
717
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:47,240
Sweet Jake is finally out of the gate.
718
00:45:47,242 --> 00:45:52,011
Sweet Jake is moving. He's
way behind, but he's moving.
719
00:45:52,013 --> 00:45:54,981
I think he stopped to have lunch.
720
00:45:54,983 --> 00:45:58,084
I don't believe this.
Eat on your own time!
721
00:45:58,453 --> 00:46:00,052
See what I mean?
722
00:46:01,522 --> 00:46:03,255
Now, it's Attaboy Star...
723
00:46:03,257 --> 00:46:06,858
Sweet Jake! I should have bet
on the Metropolitan Opera.
724
00:46:06,860 --> 00:46:10,228
Daddy's Poppa moving up, and Seabottom.
725
00:46:10,229 --> 00:46:13,597
It's Attaboy Star by a length. Booky
Baby, Denny's Doll and Seabottom.
726
00:46:15,934 --> 00:46:18,301
Sweet Jake's finished
eating and started running.
727
00:46:18,303 --> 00:46:20,870
And, ladies and gentlemen, is he running!
728
00:46:20,872 --> 00:46:24,540
But not even Silky Sullivan could
come from this far behind.
729
00:46:24,542 --> 00:46:26,542
It's Booky Baby taking the lead.
730
00:46:26,544 --> 00:46:29,478
Daddy's Poppa moving into
second, and Attaboy Star.
731
00:46:29,480 --> 00:46:32,314
And making up incredible
ground is Sweet Jake.
732
00:46:32,316 --> 00:46:35,850
I have never seen anything like this.
But can he catch the pack?
733
00:46:38,087 --> 00:46:41,054
At the top of the stretch.
It's Booky Baby in the lead.
734
00:46:41,056 --> 00:46:43,106
Daddy's Poppa.
735
00:46:43,107 --> 00:46:45,157
And turning for home, it's Sweet Jake.
736
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:48,461
Come on, Jake. Come on.
Give him the whip, dummy.
737
00:46:48,463 --> 00:46:50,396
Racetrack, and he's flying!
738
00:46:50,398 --> 00:46:54,099
Attaboy! Here we go. Come on.
Come on. Come on, Jake.
739
00:46:54,101 --> 00:46:56,101
Attaway. Come on, Jake.
740
00:46:56,103 --> 00:47:00,171
Come on. Come on, boy!
That's it! Hot dog money.
741
00:47:00,173 --> 00:47:02,106
We got it! Hoo!
742
00:47:02,108 --> 00:47:05,059
Yee-haw!
743
00:47:05,060 --> 00:47:08,011
The story here today, ladies and
gentlemen, is Sweet Jake. Never in...
744
00:47:08,013 --> 00:47:10,446
Fifteen hundred smackeroos!
745
00:47:10,448 --> 00:47:13,048
That calls for another beer.
746
00:47:13,050 --> 00:47:14,282
How about you?
I'm buying.
747
00:47:14,284 --> 00:47:16,017
No. No, thanks.
748
00:47:16,019 --> 00:47:19,086
Incidentally, Frank, you
could use another six-pack.
749
00:47:22,124 --> 00:47:26,426
I got a feeling I'm gonna murder
them on the football games.
750
00:47:26,428 --> 00:47:28,060
Frank, that's the solution to the money.
751
00:47:31,364 --> 00:47:34,064
No, no, it's ridiculous.
It won't work.
752
00:47:34,066 --> 00:47:36,032
Why won't it?
753
00:47:36,034 --> 00:47:38,601
Well... In the first place, I don't
know anything about placing a bet.
754
00:47:38,603 --> 00:47:40,069
I wouldn't know where to go, what to do.
755
00:47:40,071 --> 00:47:42,237
I gotta call Ernie with my football bets.
756
00:47:42,239 --> 00:47:44,539
The Rams, Patriot game starts in 25 minutes.
757
00:47:44,541 --> 00:47:46,374
I guess we're gonna have to
take in another partner.
758
00:47:46,376 --> 00:47:48,275
Who?
Him.
759
00:47:48,277 --> 00:47:50,076
Did you say something, Frank?
760
00:47:50,078 --> 00:47:52,111
Link? Do you
think that's wise?
761
00:47:52,113 --> 00:47:54,246
Do I think what's wise?
Who are you talking to?
762
00:47:54,248 --> 00:47:56,181
Ask how many football games we can bet on.
763
00:47:56,183 --> 00:47:58,149
But... Who are you talking to?
764
00:47:58,151 --> 00:47:59,316
Ask him!
Frank?
765
00:47:59,318 --> 00:48:00,650
It's crazy.
Buddy?
766
00:48:00,652 --> 00:48:02,051
What?
Who?
767
00:48:02,053 --> 00:48:04,053
How many football games on tv today?
768
00:48:04,055 --> 00:48:06,622
Three pro games. East,
midwest, far west. Who?
769
00:48:06,624 --> 00:48:08,908
Brief him.
770
00:48:08,909 --> 00:48:11,193
Frank, have you got a tape
machine going or something?
771
00:48:11,195 --> 00:48:13,995
I don't think it's a good idea, but okay.
772
00:48:13,997 --> 00:48:16,998
You know, if I didn't know better,
I'd say you were talking to the cat.
773
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,033
I was.
774
00:48:19,035 --> 00:48:21,068
Right.
775
00:48:21,070 --> 00:48:25,272
Look, Frank, listen, this can happen
to anybody in government service.
776
00:48:25,274 --> 00:48:28,008
That's why they have staff psychiatrists.
First thing Monday...
777
00:48:28,010 --> 00:48:30,076
Link, take a deep breath.
778
00:48:30,078 --> 00:48:31,444
Okay.
779
00:48:32,146 --> 00:48:33,712
Remember that artichoke?
780
00:48:36,116 --> 00:48:39,617
Well, it all started when this spaceship...
781
00:48:39,619 --> 00:48:41,485
Spaceship? ...From another galaxy.
782
00:48:41,487 --> 00:48:44,120
Landed in a field, out near Palmdale.
783
00:48:47,125 --> 00:48:50,259
Frank, let me get this straight, okay?
784
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:53,095
Now, you're trying to tell me.
785
00:48:53,097 --> 00:48:56,331
That your little pussycat
came from another planet.
786
00:48:56,333 --> 00:48:57,999
From another galaxy in a spacecraft,
787
00:48:58,001 --> 00:48:59,667
And landed right here on Earth?
788
00:48:59,669 --> 00:49:01,402
Is that what you're trying to say, Frank?
That's right.
789
00:49:01,403 --> 00:49:03,136
You're squeezing, link.
See? You heard him talk.
790
00:49:03,139 --> 00:49:06,006
Look.
791
00:49:06,008 --> 00:49:08,441
I mean, I don't know how
you're doing your...
792
00:49:08,443 --> 00:49:10,176
Your little trick, you know.
793
00:49:10,178 --> 00:49:12,111
But I gotta tell you something, pal.
794
00:49:12,113 --> 00:49:13,979
It's dumb. Very dumb.
795
00:49:13,981 --> 00:49:15,613
So, you know what I'm gonna do?
796
00:49:15,615 --> 00:49:18,032
I'm gonna drink your last beer,
797
00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:20,450
Then I'm gonna watch three football
games on your television set,
798
00:49:20,453 --> 00:49:24,087
And then I'm going home,
because this is dumb, Frank.
799
00:49:24,089 --> 00:49:25,254
Real dumb.
800
00:49:59,419 --> 00:50:01,786
Now, that's dumb.
801
00:50:03,356 --> 00:50:05,789
Aw, Link, look. Listen to me for one minute.
802
00:50:07,025 --> 00:50:08,290
I don't want to hear it, Frank.
803
00:50:08,292 --> 00:50:09,491
He was trying to prove...
I don't want...
804
00:50:09,493 --> 00:50:11,759
Something...
To hear it, Frank!
805
00:50:11,761 --> 00:50:13,227
Okay?
Okay.
806
00:50:13,229 --> 00:50:14,394
Thank you.
807
00:50:46,222 --> 00:50:47,621
All right.
808
00:50:47,623 --> 00:50:49,556
That does it, Frank!
I'm going home.
809
00:50:49,558 --> 00:50:51,424
And watch the Metropolitan Opera.
810
00:50:51,426 --> 00:50:55,060
Now, Link. We need your help.
Jake needs your help!
811
00:50:55,062 --> 00:50:56,728
I don't want to hear about it!
812
00:50:56,730 --> 00:50:58,429
We need money to fix... Frank, I...
813
00:50:58,431 --> 00:51:00,297
You're the only person I know
who knows how to place a bet.
814
00:51:00,299 --> 00:51:01,619
I don't anything about placing...
815
00:51:28,490 --> 00:51:29,856
What kind of a spaceship?
816
00:51:38,098 --> 00:51:39,764
Hey, you're beautiful.
817
00:51:44,303 --> 00:51:46,102
Well, you're down 200, sucker.
818
00:51:46,104 --> 00:51:48,304
Would you like to double it?
819
00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:50,105
Earnest Ernie's Sporting Club.
820
00:51:50,107 --> 00:51:52,273
Weasel speaking.
What's your pleasure?
821
00:51:52,275 --> 00:51:55,242
Yeah. Give me four balls.
I'll double it.
822
00:51:55,244 --> 00:51:56,876
What do you say, Sarasota Slim?
823
00:51:56,878 --> 00:51:58,777
I say give him five.
824
00:51:58,779 --> 00:52:00,879
The man says, "give him five." you got it.
825
00:52:00,881 --> 00:52:02,814
Honest Harry holds.
826
00:52:02,816 --> 00:52:04,682
Link, can you make it fast?
827
00:52:04,684 --> 00:52:06,784
We got a hot one on the rotisserie.
828
00:52:06,786 --> 00:52:08,485
Can I trust him?
829
00:52:08,487 --> 00:52:11,120
Would a crook have a name like Honest Harry?
830
00:52:12,123 --> 00:52:14,123
You wanna bet what?
831
00:52:15,526 --> 00:52:17,225
Hold on.
832
00:52:17,227 --> 00:52:18,893
Hey, Ernie.
Ernie, come here.
833
00:52:18,895 --> 00:52:21,195
Yeah.
834
00:52:21,197 --> 00:52:23,463
Ernie, it's Link. He wants to take
all his winnings from Sweet Jake.
835
00:52:23,465 --> 00:52:25,531
And parlay the three football games.
836
00:52:25,533 --> 00:52:28,166
You're kidding?
A three-game parlay?
837
00:52:28,168 --> 00:52:30,735
Yeah. It'll come to 120 g's if he makes it.
838
00:52:30,737 --> 00:52:33,270
It's like taking candy from a baby, Weasel.
839
00:52:33,272 --> 00:52:35,138
He's down.
You're down.
840
00:52:40,544 --> 00:52:42,610
Hold it right there.
841
00:52:46,549 --> 00:52:49,283
General? General?
842
00:52:49,285 --> 00:52:51,685
Fingerprints. Fingerprints, sir.
They found fingerprints.
843
00:52:51,687 --> 00:52:52,919
Well, now.
On top of the hull,
844
00:52:52,921 --> 00:52:54,620
Inside the cabin, everywhere.
845
00:52:54,622 --> 00:52:57,522
And they are the prints of a human being.
846
00:52:57,524 --> 00:52:59,891
In other words, whatever power
brought this ship here,
847
00:52:59,893 --> 00:53:03,194
They were aided and abetted
by some disloyal American.
848
00:53:03,196 --> 00:53:06,497
Gentlemen, we are dealing
with a collaborator.
849
00:53:06,499 --> 00:53:08,465
I want the face that matches these prints.
850
00:53:08,467 --> 00:53:09,766
Put it through the computer.
851
00:53:09,768 --> 00:53:11,634
Double pronto, sir.
General!
852
00:53:13,437 --> 00:53:15,170
General!
853
00:53:15,172 --> 00:53:16,437
Look at this.
Sir, they found more.
854
00:53:16,439 --> 00:53:18,172
What in blazes is that?
855
00:53:18,174 --> 00:53:21,441
Fine hair, sir. The pilot
was wearing a fur coat.
856
00:53:21,443 --> 00:53:24,210
But even more important,
we found tiny prints.
857
00:53:24,212 --> 00:53:27,479
In a claw-like pattern,
like a... Like a pussycat's.
858
00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:29,847
Pussycat?
859
00:53:29,849 --> 00:53:31,915
Why aren't I hearing
some tickety-tacks?
860
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,417
What about those fingerprints?
861
00:53:33,418 --> 00:53:34,918
There's a printout about
to come through, sir.
862
00:53:34,920 --> 00:53:36,552
Sir...
863
00:53:36,554 --> 00:53:38,954
What do you want me to do with this?
864
00:53:38,956 --> 00:53:41,356
Get it checked, sir.
Coming through, sir.
865
00:53:46,762 --> 00:53:48,561
"I.D. Wilson,
Frank. Doctor.
866
00:53:48,563 --> 00:53:51,230
"Social security, 631070829.
867
00:53:51,232 --> 00:53:55,767
"1951 to '55. US Navy.
'55 to '62, Caltech.
868
00:53:55,769 --> 00:53:58,436
"Current employment,
theoretician. ERL"?
869
00:53:58,438 --> 00:53:59,770
That's my Dr. Wilson!
870
00:53:59,772 --> 00:54:01,471
The scoundrel.
871
00:54:01,473 --> 00:54:03,272
We'll have him in the slammer
within the hour, sir.
872
00:54:03,274 --> 00:54:04,806
And blow the whole ball game?
873
00:54:04,808 --> 00:54:07,341
Gentlemen,
we're after Mr. Big,
874
00:54:07,343 --> 00:54:10,243
And this double-crossing
fink is gonna lead us to him.
875
00:54:10,245 --> 00:54:12,979
To find the rat, tail the cat.
876
00:54:12,981 --> 00:54:14,246
Cat?
877
00:54:14,248 --> 00:54:16,048
It's just an expression.
878
00:54:19,385 --> 00:54:21,118
Want a peanut, Jake?
879
00:54:21,119 --> 00:54:22,852
No, thanks. I'll wait
till Frank gets back.
880
00:54:25,991 --> 00:54:27,323
The Rams still ahead?
881
00:54:27,325 --> 00:54:29,558
Ahead? Frank,
the Rams won the game.
882
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:32,894
And without Jake's help.
Without your help, buddy.
883
00:54:32,896 --> 00:54:35,830
Great, let's break open the six-pack.
What will you have, Jake?
884
00:54:35,832 --> 00:54:37,331
Did you get some more of that tuna?
885
00:54:37,333 --> 00:54:39,066
Yeah, yeah.
Coming right up.
886
00:54:39,968 --> 00:54:41,767
There's
the two-minute warning.
887
00:54:41,769 --> 00:54:44,636
Oilers leading 21-19,
Houston driving.
888
00:54:45,772 --> 00:54:47,071
Another one in the bag, Franklin.
889
00:54:47,073 --> 00:54:49,106
Come in.
890
00:54:49,108 --> 00:54:50,907
Frank?
891
00:54:50,909 --> 00:54:55,044
Hi. Lucybelle
insisted on coming, too.
892
00:54:55,046 --> 00:54:56,745
- Coming?
- Yeah, the picnic.
893
00:54:58,048 --> 00:55:00,048
The picnic.
894
00:55:00,050 --> 00:55:02,350
Beer, Liz?
No, thanks.
895
00:55:02,919 --> 00:55:04,752
Is something wrong?
896
00:55:08,757 --> 00:55:10,523
Is his croup worse?
897
00:55:10,525 --> 00:55:12,558
Whose?
Jake's.
898
00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:15,761
Yeah. Right.
I was up all night.
899
00:55:15,763 --> 00:55:17,028
Really?
Yeah.
900
00:55:17,030 --> 00:55:18,529
It's gone into hyperzemia.
901
00:55:18,531 --> 00:55:20,364
What's hyperzemia?
902
00:55:20,366 --> 00:55:21,732
It's what Jake's got.
903
00:55:21,734 --> 00:55:24,034
What did your doctor do for him yesterday?
904
00:55:24,036 --> 00:55:25,835
He gave him two aspirin.
905
00:55:25,837 --> 00:55:28,003
Two aspirin?
906
00:55:28,005 --> 00:55:29,871
What's that?
What's happening, Frank?
907
00:55:29,873 --> 00:55:31,823
I don't know.
908
00:55:31,824 --> 00:55:33,774
Two aspirin. No wonder you're feeling worse.
909
00:55:33,776 --> 00:55:35,709
How did he get the ball?
Interception, I guess.
910
00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:37,677
What this cat needs is some expert help.
911
00:55:37,679 --> 00:55:38,844
Get him.
912
00:55:38,846 --> 00:55:40,445
Dr. Wenger.
Get him.
913
00:55:40,447 --> 00:55:43,047
Yeah, okay. I'll go get him.
I'll be right back.
914
00:55:43,049 --> 00:55:45,149
Get him.
Somebody tackle him.
915
00:55:45,151 --> 00:55:46,984
Hi, sweetie. Can I get you anything?
916
00:55:46,986 --> 00:55:50,454
Okay. Out of bounds
on the 30.
917
00:55:50,456 --> 00:55:53,390
Jake, why didn't you do something?
918
00:55:53,392 --> 00:55:57,160
And spoil everybody's fun? Look,
guys, there's plenty of time.
919
00:55:57,162 --> 00:55:59,495
Anybody ever tell you, you got
a terrific set of whiskers?
920
00:55:59,497 --> 00:56:01,864
Jake, for heaven's sakes,
will you pay attention?
921
00:56:01,866 --> 00:56:04,399
They're within field-goal range.
If they make it, we're sunk.
922
00:56:04,401 --> 00:56:07,468
No problem, believe me.
A little tuna, sweetheart?
923
00:56:07,470 --> 00:56:11,605
Jake, concentrate, please. The
next few seconds could be crucial.
924
00:56:11,607 --> 00:56:12,939
Takes a time out.
925
00:56:12,941 --> 00:56:14,407
Time out.
926
00:56:14,409 --> 00:56:16,075
I appreciate it, doctor.
927
00:56:16,077 --> 00:56:18,043
At least you could have waited
till the game was over.
928
00:56:18,045 --> 00:56:19,911
I have $10 on chicago.
929
00:56:19,913 --> 00:56:21,979
You've got it on.
What's happening?
930
00:56:21,981 --> 00:56:22,946
Time out.
931
00:56:22,948 --> 00:56:24,814
This is Dr. Wenger.
932
00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:26,816
Dr. Wenger,
here's the patient.
933
00:56:26,818 --> 00:56:29,051
I definitely think he needs your attention.
934
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:31,887
All right.
935
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:33,922
How did they get to the 30? Interception.
936
00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:36,925
Happened while we were in the elevator.
937
00:56:36,927 --> 00:56:38,660
Or are they gonna try for a field goal?
938
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,061
What do you think, doctor?
939
00:56:40,063 --> 00:56:42,496
I think they should try for a field goal.
940
00:56:42,498 --> 00:56:43,964
About the cat.
941
00:56:43,966 --> 00:56:46,433
Well, he's tense.
Yes, he's very tense.
942
00:56:46,435 --> 00:56:48,835
The shoulder muscles are all bunched up.
943
00:56:50,638 --> 00:56:52,604
Where do you wanna do the examination?
944
00:56:52,606 --> 00:56:54,672
Right here will be fine.
945
00:56:54,674 --> 00:56:57,508
Okay. Let me get
this out of the way.
946
00:56:57,510 --> 00:57:00,177
Also, let's... First thing,
get this collar off.
947
00:57:00,179 --> 00:57:02,012
Hey!
948
00:57:02,014 --> 00:57:04,531
Good thinking, Chicago.
949
00:57:04,532 --> 00:57:07,049
This year. He's never missed
inside the 35-yard line.
950
00:57:07,052 --> 00:57:08,985
Get through that line now.
951
00:57:08,987 --> 00:57:10,920
That guy can't kick a ball 60 yards.
952
00:57:10,922 --> 00:57:12,922
Block that kick.
Block that kick.
953
00:57:14,692 --> 00:57:17,025
Will you calm down now?
Hold the cat, please.
954
00:57:17,027 --> 00:57:19,827
Jake, you better do something.
955
00:57:19,829 --> 00:57:21,528
What are you doing?
Where's his collar?
956
00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:22,629
Block that...
957
00:57:22,631 --> 00:57:23,730
It's right here, Frank.
958
00:57:24,899 --> 00:57:26,665
Give it to me, Liz.
Give it to me.
959
00:57:26,667 --> 00:57:29,034
Frank, I'm just gonna hold the...
960
00:57:29,036 --> 00:57:31,803
I'm gonna give him a sedative.
No, no, don't do that!
961
00:57:34,007 --> 00:57:36,140
Frank, let go of the cat.
962
00:57:36,142 --> 00:57:40,010
There's the snap.
It's down. The kick is up.
963
00:57:40,012 --> 00:57:42,812
It's long enough.
It's straight enough. It's...
964
00:57:44,182 --> 00:57:45,781
It's...
965
00:57:47,217 --> 00:57:49,183
It's flat!
966
00:57:49,185 --> 00:57:52,053
I've never seen anything like it. We won!
967
00:57:52,054 --> 00:57:54,922
The ball just flattened out in midair.
And there's the gun.
968
00:57:54,924 --> 00:57:56,574
Jake?
969
00:57:56,575 --> 00:57:58,225
The Oilers have won it 21 to 19.
970
00:57:58,227 --> 00:58:00,627
I told you not to do that!
971
00:58:00,629 --> 00:58:03,863
I only came up here
as a favor to a neighbor.
972
00:58:03,865 --> 00:58:05,965
As a rule, I do not make house calls.
973
00:58:05,967 --> 00:58:08,901
You sure picked a dumb
time to break your rule.
974
00:58:08,903 --> 00:58:11,603
Dr. Link!
975
00:58:11,605 --> 00:58:14,906
Look, Dr. Wenger, please forgive him.
He's a new cat-owner...
976
00:58:14,908 --> 00:58:17,008
Jake. Jake.
It's me, Jake.
977
00:58:17,010 --> 00:58:20,244
Frank, we're finished. He's blotto.
978
00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:25,849
Well, look on the bright side.
San Diego could still win.
979
00:58:25,851 --> 00:58:28,084
Yeah, and San Diego could still lose.
980
00:58:28,086 --> 00:58:30,653
And where does that
leave this poor little guy?
981
00:58:30,655 --> 00:58:33,789
He's blown his rendezvous,
and my 1500 clams.
982
00:58:33,791 --> 00:58:36,057
That was very rude, Frank.
983
00:58:36,059 --> 00:58:37,525
Liz, butt out.
What?
984
00:58:37,527 --> 00:58:38,993
Cancel the bet.
Call Ernie.
985
00:58:38,995 --> 00:58:40,728
He'll never buy it.
986
00:58:40,730 --> 00:58:42,596
Look, what's going on here?
987
00:58:42,598 --> 00:58:44,631
Jake, we got problems, Jake. Speak to me.
988
00:58:44,633 --> 00:58:47,267
Is everybody crazy?
989
00:58:47,268 --> 00:58:49,902
Frank, the line is busy. We'll never
get through. He's taking bets.
990
00:58:49,904 --> 00:58:51,803
We'd better get down there. Like yesterday.
991
00:58:51,805 --> 00:58:55,206
Now, look...
Just a minute, Frank.
992
00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:59,043
I would like... No, I demand an explanation.
What's going on?
993
00:58:59,045 --> 00:59:01,111
Later, Liz.
No. Now.
994
00:59:01,113 --> 00:59:04,781
Liz, we have got exactly six
minutes before that game starts.
995
00:59:04,783 --> 00:59:06,215
Watch it, Link.
I'm a black belt.
996
00:59:06,217 --> 00:59:09,651
Okay. We'll tell you
in the elevator.
997
00:59:09,653 --> 00:59:11,719
Remember that meeting we had with Dr.
Heffel.
998
00:59:11,721 --> 00:59:13,287
And General Stilton at the ERL?
999
00:59:16,125 --> 00:59:18,058
Outer space?
1000
00:59:19,761 --> 00:59:21,994
Frank Wilson, are you putting me on?
1001
00:59:21,996 --> 00:59:23,929
No, no. Remember that artichoke? Well, yeah.
1002
00:59:37,177 --> 00:59:41,145
Dydee one calling Hopscotch.
Come in, Big Cheese.
1003
00:59:41,147 --> 00:59:43,580
This is Big Cheese.
Go ahead, Dydee One.
1004
00:59:43,582 --> 00:59:46,115
Do you still have contact with the subject?
1005
00:59:46,117 --> 00:59:48,617
Yes, sir.
Also that garbage expert.
1006
00:59:48,619 --> 00:59:50,585
And the dame from the car pool.
1007
00:59:50,587 --> 00:59:53,654
And they're all going into
Earnest Ernie's pool hall.
1008
00:59:53,656 --> 00:59:55,288
Looks like a mafia
tie-in, General.
1009
00:59:56,024 --> 00:59:57,823
Mafia?
1010
00:59:57,825 --> 01:00:00,992
What kind of an operation you
running down there, Heffel?
1011
01:00:04,130 --> 01:00:05,929
Lucky!
1012
01:00:06,898 --> 01:00:08,163
Really lucky.
1013
01:00:08,165 --> 01:00:09,998
Ernie? Ernie?
1014
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,699
Excuse me. Ernie?
1015
01:00:13,102 --> 01:00:14,367
Hi, Ernie.
1016
01:00:14,369 --> 01:00:16,736
Well, look who's here.
Hiya, doc.
1017
01:00:16,738 --> 01:00:19,004
Ernie,
1018
01:00:19,006 --> 01:00:21,973
I wanna cancel my Chargers bet.
1019
01:00:21,975 --> 01:00:24,041
You wanna cancel your Chargers bet?
1020
01:00:24,043 --> 01:00:25,776
Yeah, cancel my Chargers bet.
1021
01:00:25,778 --> 01:00:27,711
Really? Why?
1022
01:00:27,713 --> 01:00:30,080
I don't know.
Just a hunch, sort of.
1023
01:00:30,082 --> 01:00:33,716
Hey, not a bad hunch. The
Chargers are 10 points behind.
1024
01:00:34,218 --> 01:00:36,051
Already?
1025
01:00:36,053 --> 01:00:40,155
16, boss, 16. Steelers
just scored another one.
1026
01:00:40,157 --> 01:00:42,857
Sorry, doc.
Is he taking a nap?
1027
01:00:42,859 --> 01:00:44,058
Yeah.
1028
01:00:44,060 --> 01:00:45,626
Is that tv picture still out?
1029
01:00:45,628 --> 01:00:49,029
Well, there goes 120,000.
1,500 of which is mine.
1030
01:00:49,031 --> 01:00:50,830
Isn't there anything you can do?
1031
01:00:50,832 --> 01:00:53,232
Not while Jake is out. Jake, Jake, wake up.
We need you, Jake.
1032
01:00:53,234 --> 01:00:54,399
Frank, is he breathing?
1033
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,067
He's snoring.
1034
01:00:56,069 --> 01:00:58,702
Okay. Okay. Isn't there
anything else we can bet on?
1035
01:00:58,704 --> 01:01:01,838
Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we could get lucky.
Another football game?
1036
01:01:01,840 --> 01:01:03,272
Next Sunday.
Basketball?
1037
01:01:03,274 --> 01:01:05,040
Tuesday night.
Hockey?
1038
01:01:05,042 --> 01:01:06,941
Hockey?
Hockey.
1039
01:01:06,943 --> 01:01:09,410
Ernie, Ernie, is there a hockey game today.
1040
01:01:09,412 --> 01:01:10,944
That we could put a few bucks on?
1041
01:01:10,946 --> 01:01:12,011
Sorry.
1042
01:01:12,013 --> 01:01:13,812
Horse race?
1043
01:01:13,814 --> 01:01:15,213
Boxing?
1044
01:01:15,215 --> 01:01:17,048
Demolition derby?
Anything to get even.
1045
01:01:17,050 --> 01:01:18,416
No.
1046
01:01:18,418 --> 01:01:20,818
But, hey, if you want a little action,
1047
01:01:20,820 --> 01:01:22,853
There's always my good friend Sarasota Slim.
1048
01:01:22,855 --> 01:01:24,788
Sarasota Slim?
Yes.
1049
01:01:24,789 --> 01:01:26,722
He indulges occasionally
in a friendly pool game.
1050
01:01:26,725 --> 01:01:28,925
With a slight wager on the side.
1051
01:01:28,927 --> 01:01:30,226
Nothing doing.
Why not?
1052
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:31,360
Well, he's a hustler.
1053
01:01:31,362 --> 01:01:32,694
Who isn't?
1054
01:01:32,696 --> 01:01:34,362
Okay, it's a bet.
Frank.
1055
01:01:34,364 --> 01:01:35,796
What are the odds?
1056
01:01:35,798 --> 01:01:37,264
You against Sarasota Slim?
1057
01:01:37,266 --> 01:01:38,965
Right.
Frank.
1058
01:01:38,967 --> 01:01:40,967
Well, because I want to give
you a chance to break even.
1059
01:01:40,969 --> 01:01:43,069
And because I like your style,
1060
01:01:43,071 --> 01:01:45,171
Let's say 8 to 1.
1061
01:01:45,173 --> 01:01:47,940
That's all?
What about him?
1062
01:01:47,942 --> 01:01:50,993
Me?
Link?
1063
01:01:50,994 --> 01:01:54,045
Well, considering the shape
he's in, I'd say maybe 10 to 1.
1064
01:01:54,047 --> 01:01:56,080
What about the lady?
1065
01:01:56,082 --> 01:01:57,347
Me?
Liz?
1066
01:01:57,349 --> 01:02:00,817
Considering the shape she's in, 20 to 1.
1067
01:02:00,819 --> 01:02:02,051
Okay, you got a bet.
1068
01:02:02,053 --> 01:02:04,503
Frank!
1069
01:02:04,504 --> 01:02:06,954
Arch, set 'em up. Another
sucker just swam into the net.
1070
01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:10,024
Frank, I don't know
anything about this game.
1071
01:02:10,026 --> 01:02:11,959
Frank, are you bananas?
1072
01:02:11,961 --> 01:02:14,261
That guy can make a pool ball
sit up and do the boogaloo.
1073
01:02:14,263 --> 01:02:17,430
I know, but I've got the equalizer...
The collar.
1074
01:02:17,432 --> 01:02:19,432
How are you gonna do that?
Jake's out.
1075
01:02:19,434 --> 01:02:21,767
I've used it to repair the spaceship.
1076
01:02:21,769 --> 01:02:23,168
You? Yes. I've flown and everything.
1077
01:02:23,170 --> 01:02:26,505
Charlie, give me the special,
and heavy on the onions.
1078
01:02:26,507 --> 01:02:27,839
Taking a nap?
1079
01:02:27,841 --> 01:02:29,173
Yeah.
1080
01:02:29,175 --> 01:02:31,508
Throw in a few chili peppers?
1081
01:02:31,510 --> 01:02:33,409
Frank, I don't want to take the risk...
1082
01:02:33,411 --> 01:02:35,110
Liz, you've got to do it.
1083
01:02:35,112 --> 01:02:37,178
I'm desperate.
No money, no gold.
1084
01:02:37,180 --> 01:02:39,346
No gold, no liftoff.
But...
1085
01:02:41,983 --> 01:02:45,084
But if we deliver,
look what we get in return.
1086
01:02:45,086 --> 01:02:48,052
The solution to half the
problems on this planet.
1087
01:02:50,856 --> 01:02:52,956
Just show me how to hold the pole.
1088
01:02:52,958 --> 01:02:54,257
Good girl.
1089
01:02:54,259 --> 01:02:56,359
Now, we need a stake.
I've got about 12 bucks.
1090
01:02:56,361 --> 01:02:58,094
It's in my hip pocket.
Will you get it for me?
1091
01:02:58,096 --> 01:03:00,229
Yeah, okay, that's 12.
Now, how much do you have?
1092
01:03:00,231 --> 01:03:03,031
Me? I think I got 20.
1093
01:03:03,033 --> 01:03:04,232
20? Liz?
1094
01:03:06,035 --> 01:03:08,001
I just have my mad money.
1095
01:03:08,003 --> 01:03:09,936
Give it to us, please?
1096
01:03:10,438 --> 01:03:11,937
Come on.
1097
01:03:17,877 --> 01:03:20,577
Boy, when this dame gets mad, she gets mad.
1098
01:03:22,247 --> 01:03:25,481
I was going to buy
a whole spring wardrobe, Link.
1099
01:03:27,985 --> 01:03:29,117
Okay. Ernie.
1100
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:31,119
Boss, here's the bankroll.
1101
01:03:31,121 --> 01:03:34,088
Ernie, we bet 300 at 20 to 1.
1102
01:03:34,090 --> 01:03:36,507
Check.
1103
01:03:36,508 --> 01:03:38,925
Not in your lifetime,
Ernie. Honest Harry holds.
1104
01:03:38,928 --> 01:03:42,462
All right, you want Honest
Harry, you got Honest Harry.
1105
01:03:42,464 --> 01:03:45,498
300 at 20 to 1.
That's 6,000 clams.
1106
01:03:45,500 --> 01:03:48,100
And here's our 300.
1107
01:03:48,102 --> 01:03:52,003
Earnest ernie, 6,000.
The mark, 300.
1108
01:03:52,005 --> 01:03:53,504
6,300.
1109
01:03:53,506 --> 01:03:58,175
And may the best man win.
Or woman, as the case may be.
1110
01:03:58,177 --> 01:04:01,578
Young lady, it's your break.
1111
01:04:01,580 --> 01:04:04,647
Come on, Charlie, don't be
so stingy with the onions.
1112
01:04:04,649 --> 01:04:07,483
Here, take the collar, Liz.
Okay, here.
1113
01:04:07,485 --> 01:04:10,586
Link, keep your eye on him.
If he blinks just once...
1114
01:04:10,588 --> 01:04:13,388
Miss? Do you mind? We're waiting.
1115
01:04:17,060 --> 01:04:19,060
Now, that's a sandwich. Right?
1116
01:04:19,062 --> 01:04:20,661
Right.
1117
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:27,032
Taking a nap.
1118
01:04:27,034 --> 01:04:28,433
Naturally.
1119
01:05:11,510 --> 01:05:14,410
Nice break, young lady.
Very nice.
1120
01:05:14,412 --> 01:05:17,012
Unfortunately, you didn't sink anything,
1121
01:05:17,014 --> 01:05:18,279
But there's always tomorrow.
1122
01:05:20,416 --> 01:05:22,349
Show her how to do it.
1123
01:05:23,352 --> 01:05:25,518
Okay, Slim, go get her.
1124
01:05:26,491 --> 01:05:29,317
I can't watch this.
1125
01:05:30,124 --> 01:05:31,623
Frank, I'm sorry.
1126
01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,524
No, no, no.
It's not your fault.
1127
01:05:40,999 --> 01:05:44,100
Attaway, Slim.
Attaway, baby.
1128
01:05:44,102 --> 01:05:47,002
I guess we are licked. If only
Jake hadn't got knocked out...
1129
01:05:47,004 --> 01:05:49,170
Frank! Frank, look.
1130
01:05:49,372 --> 01:05:50,537
Jake!
1131
01:05:51,439 --> 01:05:53,439
Jake?
1132
01:05:53,441 --> 01:05:55,641
Frank, he must have just woke up.
1133
01:05:57,378 --> 01:05:59,862
Jake, are you all right?
1134
01:05:59,863 --> 01:06:02,347
Yeah. Yeah, I'm okay.
Where am I? What happened?
1135
01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,982
I'm Liz Bartlett. I'm
responsible for your being...
1136
01:06:04,984 --> 01:06:06,183
Liz, Liz.
1137
01:06:06,685 --> 01:06:08,017
Well.
1138
01:06:08,019 --> 01:06:10,152
Jake, we have got to win this pool game.
1139
01:06:13,557 --> 01:06:15,990
That's money
in the bank. Look at it!
1140
01:06:20,729 --> 01:06:23,062
Honest Harry, guess who's here?
1141
01:06:23,064 --> 01:06:24,463
Ernie?
1142
01:06:24,465 --> 01:06:28,166
Here's our last 60 bucks.
What are the odds now?
1143
01:06:28,168 --> 01:06:29,567
I'm sorry.
I can't do it.
1144
01:06:29,569 --> 01:06:31,135
No bet.
No bet?
1145
01:06:31,137 --> 01:06:33,036
It's part of my code of ethics.
1146
01:06:33,038 --> 01:06:35,004
Always leave the sucker rent money.
1147
01:06:35,006 --> 01:06:36,739
That's not fair!
1148
01:06:36,741 --> 01:06:38,273
Honest Harry?
1149
01:06:38,275 --> 01:06:41,442
If the mark wants to go complete top city,
1150
01:06:41,444 --> 01:06:44,178
He's got a constitutional right.
1151
01:06:44,180 --> 01:06:47,080
And I stand on it.
The odds, Ernie?
1152
01:06:47,082 --> 01:06:50,083
It's ridiculous. But if I
didn't have no principles,
1153
01:06:50,085 --> 01:06:51,751
I'd say 100 to 1.
1154
01:06:51,753 --> 01:06:57,055
Suppose... Suppose she gives
Sarasota Slim 12 balls?
1155
01:06:57,057 --> 01:06:59,090
What a sense of humor!
1156
01:06:59,092 --> 01:07:00,224
300 to 1.
1157
01:07:03,461 --> 01:07:04,593
And the break.
1158
01:07:04,595 --> 01:07:06,328
The break?
1159
01:07:06,330 --> 01:07:08,263
500 to 1.
1160
01:07:08,265 --> 01:07:10,298
And blindfolded.
1161
01:07:10,300 --> 01:07:11,632
What?
Blindfolded!
1162
01:07:14,569 --> 01:07:16,535
2,000 to 1.
1163
01:07:16,537 --> 01:07:18,236
You're on.
1164
01:07:18,238 --> 01:07:21,072
$60 at 2,000 to 1.
1165
01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:23,074
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute!
1166
01:07:23,810 --> 01:07:25,476
Are you seriously serious?
1167
01:07:25,478 --> 01:07:27,511
You're not thinking of welching, are you?
1168
01:07:27,513 --> 01:07:29,412
But I thought you was putting me on.
1169
01:07:29,414 --> 01:07:34,150
Earnest Ernie, it would not do
your reputation any credit.
1170
01:07:34,152 --> 01:07:36,719
If word was to circulate that you reneged.
1171
01:07:36,721 --> 01:07:39,321
On a wager duly offered and accepted.
1172
01:07:53,102 --> 01:07:54,267
Get the big bundle, Weasel.
1173
01:07:54,269 --> 01:07:55,835
But, boss, that's a...
Get it!
1174
01:07:59,407 --> 01:08:01,607
All right.
1175
01:08:01,609 --> 01:08:05,844
Let me understand this. Slim
gets 12 balls and the break?
1176
01:08:05,846 --> 01:08:07,846
And she shoots blindfolded.
1177
01:08:09,449 --> 01:08:11,182
She'll never get to the table.
1178
01:08:12,151 --> 01:08:14,151
120 g's, boss.
1179
01:08:20,125 --> 01:08:22,625
Don't put it away, Honest Harry,
you ain't gonna hold it long.
1180
01:08:24,695 --> 01:08:27,562
All right, Slim.
Show 'em no mercy.
1181
01:09:38,228 --> 01:09:41,596
Nice. Nice break, slim.
1182
01:09:41,598 --> 01:09:46,367
Unfortunately, you didn't sink
nothing, but there's always tomorrow.
1183
01:09:47,870 --> 01:09:49,636
I believe I'm up.
Hold it.
1184
01:09:49,938 --> 01:09:51,404
Blindfolded.
1185
01:10:04,485 --> 01:10:06,284
Could you back off?
1186
01:10:39,616 --> 01:10:41,615
Thank you.
It was nothing.
1187
01:10:45,354 --> 01:10:47,554
You did it, Jake.
You did it.
1188
01:10:47,956 --> 01:10:49,755
Thank you, sir.
1189
01:10:49,757 --> 01:10:51,923
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
1190
01:10:51,925 --> 01:10:53,858
It was really nothing.
Thank you.
1191
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:58,929
Frank, we won! Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks, all of you. Thank you.
1192
01:11:31,495 --> 01:11:33,928
I'm sorry about things being
upside down, Mr. Olympus,
1193
01:11:33,930 --> 01:11:36,730
But I took these pictures
at risk of life and limb.
1194
01:11:45,540 --> 01:11:48,307
There's the cat, sir.
Notice his collar?
1195
01:12:07,961 --> 01:12:10,328
Well, well.
1196
01:12:10,330 --> 01:12:11,862
What did you think
of it, Mr. Olympus?
1197
01:12:11,864 --> 01:12:15,031
It's just mind-boggling,
isn't it?
1198
01:12:15,033 --> 01:12:19,934
I mean, it boggled my mind.
Did it boggle yours, sir?
1199
01:12:20,469 --> 01:12:21,935
Thank you, Omar.
1200
01:12:32,613 --> 01:12:35,413
Yes, Mr. Stallwood,
you are quite correct.
1201
01:12:35,415 --> 01:12:40,085
It is "mind-boggling,"
as you so graphically put it.
1202
01:12:41,621 --> 01:12:44,455
The possibilities are infinite.
1203
01:12:44,457 --> 01:12:48,958
A revolution in transportation,
space exploration,
1204
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:51,994
Colonizing the planets.
1205
01:12:51,996 --> 01:12:57,532
The man who owns the secret of
this device could control...
1206
01:12:57,534 --> 01:12:58,933
The world, sir?
1207
01:13:00,202 --> 01:13:02,101
The universe.
1208
01:13:02,103 --> 01:13:04,069
My!
1209
01:13:04,071 --> 01:13:06,671
Well, then, sir, I don't suppose it would be.
1210
01:13:06,673 --> 01:13:09,940
Out of place to suggest a bonus.
1211
01:13:09,942 --> 01:13:11,908
A bonus?
1212
01:13:11,910 --> 01:13:13,643
A small bonus.
1213
01:13:13,645 --> 01:13:17,580
Mr. Stallwood, if I gain
the secret of that device,
1214
01:13:17,582 --> 01:13:22,617
You may well become a very rich man.
1215
01:13:24,520 --> 01:13:25,752
I may?
1216
01:13:27,188 --> 01:13:30,789
Sir, I...
Really may?
1217
01:13:31,992 --> 01:13:35,092
Omar, prepare the copter.
We leave at once.
1218
01:13:36,929 --> 01:13:39,995
I must have that collar.
1219
01:13:41,832 --> 01:13:44,465
I will have that collar.
1220
01:13:46,569 --> 01:13:47,901
Okay. All set, General.
1221
01:13:49,104 --> 01:13:50,503
Is it fully programmed?
1222
01:13:50,505 --> 01:13:52,104
All the pertinent information fed in.
1223
01:13:52,106 --> 01:13:53,672
Everything we know.
1224
01:13:53,674 --> 01:13:55,840
Question number one, sir.
1225
01:13:55,842 --> 01:13:57,975
Question number one.
1226
01:13:57,977 --> 01:14:00,010
Who is the pilot?
1227
01:14:12,224 --> 01:14:14,123
It is a pussycat!
1228
01:14:14,125 --> 01:14:16,558
This machine is having a nervous breakdown.
1229
01:14:17,994 --> 01:14:19,493
Get on the ball, young man.
1230
01:14:19,495 --> 01:14:21,895
Feed that information
through again. Reassess.
1231
01:14:21,897 --> 01:14:22,962
Yes, sir.
1232
01:14:22,964 --> 01:14:24,797
General Stilton, sir.
1233
01:14:24,799 --> 01:14:26,732
What is it, Sergeant?
1234
01:14:26,733 --> 01:14:28,666
That purchase Dr. Link made this
afternoon, we checked it out.
1235
01:14:28,669 --> 01:14:30,602
It's a large quantity of gold.
1236
01:14:30,604 --> 01:14:31,970
Gold?
Yes, sir.
1237
01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:36,040
It's a Machiavellian conspiracy.
1238
01:14:36,042 --> 01:14:37,074
Radio.
1239
01:14:38,977 --> 01:14:44,180
This is Big Cheese calling Dydee One.
Where are you, Dydee One?
1240
01:14:44,182 --> 01:14:46,949
Outside the suspect's apartment.
1241
01:14:46,951 --> 01:14:49,551
Don't let them out of your sight.
1242
01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:51,052
Another printout, General.
1243
01:15:01,997 --> 01:15:03,729
Of all the...
1244
01:15:06,600 --> 01:15:08,266
Wait a minute. Radio.
1245
01:15:10,670 --> 01:15:12,069
Dydee One.
1246
01:15:13,672 --> 01:15:14,871
Yes, sir.
1247
01:15:14,873 --> 01:15:18,007
Didn't they carry a cat into that pool hall?
1248
01:15:18,009 --> 01:15:19,208
Yes, sir, they did.
1249
01:15:24,915 --> 01:15:27,916
Gentlemen, it's time to move in.
1250
01:15:27,918 --> 01:15:29,050
Colonel.
1251
01:15:29,052 --> 01:15:30,985
Captain.
1252
01:15:30,987 --> 01:15:34,088
$120,000 in one lump sum.
1253
01:15:35,324 --> 01:15:37,924
Jake, how'd you like to
hang around for a few days.
1254
01:15:37,926 --> 01:15:40,259
And watch me parlay this into a fortune?
1255
01:15:40,261 --> 01:15:41,927
I wish I could hang around.
1256
01:15:41,929 --> 01:15:44,195
I'm sorry, Jake.
The time?
1257
01:15:44,197 --> 01:15:46,096
Yeah.
1258
01:15:48,266 --> 01:15:49,932
Sorry, Lucy.
1259
01:15:49,934 --> 01:15:53,068
Well, I guess I'd better reduce the gold.
1260
01:15:53,070 --> 01:15:54,335
Reduce it?
1261
01:15:54,337 --> 01:15:55,969
What are you talking about?
1262
01:15:55,971 --> 01:15:58,571
It's a whole new concept
in calculating mass.
1263
01:15:58,573 --> 01:16:01,574
You see, on Jake's planet, they
use a system based on content,
1264
01:16:01,576 --> 01:16:03,593
Rather than on the quantitative scale...
1265
01:16:03,594 --> 01:16:05,611
Frank! You've got a whole
lifetime to explain that.
1266
01:16:05,613 --> 01:16:07,179
I've got less than an hour.
1267
01:16:07,181 --> 01:16:09,347
Now, stand back, everybody.
1268
01:16:13,786 --> 01:16:15,952
All right, don't move!
All hands in the air!
1269
01:16:15,954 --> 01:16:17,720
In the air!
Hey! What are you doing?
1270
01:16:17,722 --> 01:16:18,787
Dr. Frank Wilson?
1271
01:16:18,789 --> 01:16:20,255
What is this?
You can't butt in here!
1272
01:16:20,257 --> 01:16:23,024
Dr. Frank Wilson,
you are under arrest.
1273
01:16:23,026 --> 01:16:24,625
And the pussycat, General.
1274
01:16:24,627 --> 01:16:26,026
And the pussycat.
1275
01:16:26,028 --> 01:16:27,327
Read them their rights, Colonel.
1276
01:16:27,329 --> 01:16:29,095
Captain?
Sergeant?
1277
01:16:29,097 --> 01:16:30,296
You have the right to remain silent.
Never mind.
1278
01:16:30,298 --> 01:16:32,097
You have the right to remain silent.
1279
01:16:32,099 --> 01:16:34,099
Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.
1280
01:16:34,101 --> 01:16:35,867
You have the right...
1281
01:16:42,842 --> 01:16:44,675
Good heavens.
1282
01:16:44,677 --> 01:16:45,976
Frank...
1283
01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,179
What happened?
1284
01:16:49,181 --> 01:16:51,047
They're frozen.
1285
01:16:51,049 --> 01:16:52,982
Holy mackerel!
1286
01:16:52,984 --> 01:16:55,818
Well, now that they're on to us, how
are we gonna get into Hopscotch?
1287
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:57,386
You can't zap the whole base.
1288
01:16:57,388 --> 01:16:59,187
Yeah, well, I'll think of something.
1289
01:16:59,189 --> 01:17:01,022
They've probably got
the whole place on alert.
1290
01:17:01,024 --> 01:17:03,074
First things first, Frank.
1291
01:17:03,075 --> 01:17:05,125
Let's get this gold reduced, then we'll
worry about getting on the base.
1292
01:17:05,128 --> 01:17:06,927
Now stand back.
1293
01:17:11,800 --> 01:17:13,266
Okay. Here goes.
1294
01:18:01,347 --> 01:18:03,213
That is unbelievable.
1295
01:18:03,949 --> 01:18:05,815
Jake.
1296
01:18:06,951 --> 01:18:08,250
Are you all right?
1297
01:18:08,252 --> 01:18:09,751
Yeah. Yeah.
1298
01:18:09,753 --> 01:18:11,953
Yeah, come on.
Let's get out of here.
1299
01:18:11,955 --> 01:18:14,088
No. Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
1300
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:17,290
I think I've got the perfect
way to get us onto the base.
1301
01:18:20,094 --> 01:18:22,094
Maybe we ought to give 'em a buzz.
1302
01:18:22,096 --> 01:18:23,428
Think we ought to give 'em a buzz?
1303
01:18:23,430 --> 01:18:25,363
Yeah, give 'em a buzz.
1304
01:18:27,033 --> 01:18:30,934
Dydee One calling Big Cheese.
Dydee One calling Big Cheese.
1305
01:18:30,936 --> 01:18:33,136
Come in, Big Cheese.
Come in.
1306
01:18:34,005 --> 01:18:36,405
Dydee One calling Big Cheese.
1307
01:18:49,852 --> 01:18:51,785
What's the military doing here?
1308
01:18:51,787 --> 01:18:54,087
This could be complicated, sir.
1309
01:18:54,089 --> 01:18:55,321
What isn't?
1310
01:19:01,028 --> 01:19:02,127
Get that door closed!
1311
01:19:06,098 --> 01:19:08,465
What does it all mean?
1312
01:19:08,467 --> 01:19:13,069
It means it's exceptionally complicated.
1313
01:19:13,071 --> 01:19:16,839
Dydee One calling Big Cheese.
Come in, Big Cheese. Come in.
1314
01:19:16,841 --> 01:19:19,107
Dydee One calling Big Cheese.
1315
01:19:25,214 --> 01:19:28,348
Here comes General Cheese.
I mean, Stilton.
1316
01:19:29,451 --> 01:19:31,417
Wait a minute. Here.
Hold Jake for a minute.
1317
01:19:31,419 --> 01:19:32,851
Yes.
1318
01:19:32,853 --> 01:19:34,169
How do I look?
1319
01:19:34,170 --> 01:19:35,486
Could you hold lucy for a minute?
1320
01:19:35,488 --> 01:19:37,020
Do I look like a General?
1321
01:19:37,789 --> 01:19:38,921
Well...
1322
01:19:38,923 --> 01:19:41,757
Frank, you look very commanding.
1323
01:19:41,759 --> 01:19:43,992
That'll have to do.
Let's go.
1324
01:19:43,994 --> 01:19:45,877
Okay.
1325
01:19:45,878 --> 01:19:47,761
He got the cat.
That's the cat!
1326
01:19:47,764 --> 01:19:50,264
Where's the General going with those two?
1327
01:19:50,266 --> 01:19:52,065
That's the General?
1328
01:19:53,768 --> 01:19:55,100
It's not?
1329
01:19:55,102 --> 01:19:57,268
Open your door!
Open the doors!
1330
01:19:57,270 --> 01:19:59,270
Open the doors!
1331
01:20:00,539 --> 01:20:02,539
Halt! Halt in the
name of the us...
1332
01:20:05,943 --> 01:20:07,442
Fantastic.
1333
01:20:07,444 --> 01:20:09,811
Listen, good luck?
1334
01:20:09,813 --> 01:20:11,313
Yeah, be careful.
1335
01:20:11,314 --> 01:20:12,814
Bye, Lucybelle.
Thanks for everything.
1336
01:20:12,816 --> 01:20:14,482
Yeah, yeah. Let's go.
1337
01:20:18,454 --> 01:20:19,786
Bye.
1338
01:20:20,421 --> 01:20:22,521
They've escaped?
Yes.
1339
01:20:22,523 --> 01:20:26,490
But, fortunately for us, they left
something very valuable behind.
1340
01:20:49,947 --> 01:20:51,179
General Stilton?
1341
01:20:51,181 --> 01:20:52,413
Of course!
1342
01:20:52,415 --> 01:20:54,882
Of course.
I'll sign you in, sir.
1343
01:20:54,884 --> 01:20:57,918
General Stilton and cat.
Is the cat cleared, sir?
1344
01:20:57,920 --> 01:20:58,985
What do you think?
1345
01:20:58,987 --> 01:21:01,587
Sorry, sir.
1346
01:21:01,589 --> 01:21:04,990
I want the hangar open and all personnel out.
We're moving the ship.
1347
01:21:04,992 --> 01:21:07,158
But, sir, if we order 'em out of
the hangar, how are you gonna...
1348
01:21:07,160 --> 01:21:08,559
Soldier!
1349
01:21:08,561 --> 01:21:10,595
Out of the hangar, sir.
Yes, sir.
1350
01:21:19,037 --> 01:21:20,403
Get the hangar doors open.
1351
01:21:20,405 --> 01:21:23,038
All personnel out of the
hangar on the double.
1352
01:21:46,029 --> 01:21:47,995
First, let's get the ship out of the hangar.
1353
01:21:47,997 --> 01:21:49,029
Check.
1354
01:21:57,105 --> 01:22:00,973
To talk to a lawyer and have
him present while you're being...
1355
01:22:17,656 --> 01:22:19,088
Colonel?
1356
01:22:19,090 --> 01:22:20,189
Yes, sir.
1357
01:22:27,597 --> 01:22:30,030
Hold it right here, Frank.
1358
01:22:33,035 --> 01:22:34,401
130 to countdown.
1359
01:22:47,047 --> 01:22:50,148
Hurry. Insert the gold
in the microtransformer.
1360
01:22:50,150 --> 01:22:51,582
Right, right.
1361
01:23:06,198 --> 01:23:08,298
Got it.
1362
01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:11,200
Good. Now let's see if we have contact.
1363
01:23:11,202 --> 01:23:16,104
Zunar-J-5 calling mother ship.
Come in, mother.
1364
01:23:16,106 --> 01:23:17,472
Where's the microphone?
How do you transmit?
1365
01:23:17,474 --> 01:23:19,674
Frank!
Okay, okay!
1366
01:23:19,676 --> 01:23:23,344
Zunar-J-5 calling mother ship.
Come in, mother.
1367
01:23:23,346 --> 01:23:26,347
Hi, there, fella. See you made
it with nothing to spare.
1368
01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:27,781
We had problems.
1369
01:23:27,783 --> 01:23:30,183
We are 105 to liftoff.
1370
01:23:30,185 --> 01:23:33,686
Coming in on ray 0392.
Adjust transmuter.
1371
01:23:33,688 --> 01:23:35,938
Adjustment made.
1372
01:23:35,939 --> 01:23:38,189
- Countdown starts at 20.
- Set clinometers.
1373
01:23:38,192 --> 01:23:40,292
Clinometers' set.
Give me a printout, please.
1374
01:23:40,294 --> 01:23:42,827
Coming your way without delay.
1375
01:23:42,829 --> 01:23:44,428
That's another cat?
1376
01:23:44,430 --> 01:23:46,296
Yeah.
A real mother.
1377
01:23:59,508 --> 01:24:01,374
I gotta get to that spaceship right away.
1378
01:24:01,376 --> 01:24:02,575
Sir, who are you?
1379
01:24:02,577 --> 01:24:05,110
A friend of Frank...
I mean General Stilton.
1380
01:24:06,379 --> 01:24:08,178
A very good friend.
1381
01:24:09,080 --> 01:24:10,212
Let's go.
1382
01:24:11,582 --> 01:24:13,248
Open the gate.
1383
01:24:14,184 --> 01:24:15,616
My car!
1384
01:24:20,421 --> 01:24:22,220
Them, too.
Never mind them.
1385
01:24:22,222 --> 01:24:23,342
Let's get down to Hopscotch.
1386
01:24:25,291 --> 01:24:27,157
Sergeant.
Captain.
1387
01:24:27,159 --> 01:24:28,224
Colonel.
General.
1388
01:24:28,226 --> 01:24:29,558
Get in!
1389
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,772
Counting down.
1390
01:24:45,774 --> 01:24:46,839
Hey, Frank!
1391
01:24:46,841 --> 01:24:49,174
Hold it, sir, right there.
1392
01:24:49,843 --> 01:24:52,343
General, this man says...
1393
01:24:53,379 --> 01:24:55,212
Hey!
1394
01:24:55,214 --> 01:24:56,546
You're not General Stilton.
1395
01:25:00,418 --> 01:25:02,418
Hey, Frank. Link! What are you doing here?
1396
01:25:02,420 --> 01:25:05,721
Frank, it's a nightmare. Liz has
been captured by stallwood.
1397
01:25:05,723 --> 01:25:07,556
What... Have you been
hitting the beer?
1398
01:25:07,558 --> 01:25:09,457
Stallwood of supplies and purchasing?
1399
01:25:09,459 --> 01:25:11,625
He's an agent, Frank. For
some guy named Olympus,
1400
01:25:11,627 --> 01:25:13,426
A power-crazed creep
who's trying to...
1401
01:25:13,428 --> 01:25:14,860
Frank, he's holding her for ransom.
1402
01:25:14,862 --> 01:25:16,695
Lucybelle, too?
1403
01:25:16,697 --> 01:25:19,364
Yeah, he wants that collar, Jake.
It's the collar or Liz.
1404
01:25:19,366 --> 01:25:20,732
Are they out of their minds? Where is she?
1405
01:25:20,734 --> 01:25:22,433
I'm going with you, Frank.
1406
01:25:22,435 --> 01:25:24,168
No, no, no, you don't want
to get stuck here on Earth.
1407
01:25:24,170 --> 01:25:25,602
And you've got a responsibility
to your mission.
1408
01:25:25,604 --> 01:25:27,203
But I'm the reason for the mess they're in.
1409
01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:28,437
Do you know where they're taking her? Yeah.
1410
01:25:28,439 --> 01:25:29,838
To some place called Dailey's airport.
1411
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:31,239
Do you know where it is? Yeah.
1412
01:25:31,241 --> 01:25:32,540
Let's go.
1413
01:25:36,379 --> 01:25:38,412
Frank... Jake, you're going home.
1414
01:25:39,381 --> 01:25:41,180
Now, get in there.
1415
01:25:42,483 --> 01:25:44,349
So long, buddy.
1416
01:25:45,518 --> 01:25:46,717
Yeah.
1417
01:25:48,287 --> 01:25:49,886
Let's go.
1418
01:25:49,888 --> 01:25:52,488
Five, four,
1419
01:25:52,490 --> 01:25:54,456
Three, two.
1420
01:25:55,158 --> 01:25:56,223
Ignite.
1421
01:26:11,172 --> 01:26:12,838
Bye, Jake.
1422
01:26:12,840 --> 01:26:15,740
Drop us a card.
1423
01:26:15,742 --> 01:26:18,876
Okay, you clowns. Let's move it. Let's go.
1424
01:26:18,878 --> 01:26:20,544
Jake!
1425
01:26:20,546 --> 01:26:23,513
Jake, this is insane. You're
here forever, on Earth.
1426
01:26:23,515 --> 01:26:24,814
You're wasting time.
The airport!
1427
01:26:43,500 --> 01:26:44,699
General, look!
1428
01:26:45,435 --> 01:26:47,334
Good heavens!
1429
01:26:59,915 --> 01:27:02,815
That's my car. Get the police on the radio.
1430
01:27:05,886 --> 01:27:08,319
Hello, Sequoia...
Turn this thing around!
1431
01:27:32,745 --> 01:27:34,478
Here comes a car.
1432
01:27:35,981 --> 01:27:38,982
It's Wilson.
Yeah, and Link.
1433
01:27:38,984 --> 01:27:42,318
And the cat! They're here. They've come!
1434
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:43,786
Naturally.
1435
01:27:43,788 --> 01:27:46,922
You knew they would.
You knew it. We've won.
1436
01:27:46,924 --> 01:27:48,857
Now they will have turn over the cat.
1437
01:27:48,859 --> 01:27:50,792
And we will turn over the girl.
1438
01:27:50,794 --> 01:27:52,426
We will?
1439
01:27:53,362 --> 01:27:55,028
We won't?
1440
01:27:55,030 --> 01:27:57,830
It might be difficult to explain
your part in this affair.
1441
01:27:57,832 --> 01:28:00,865
After the young lady's gone to the police.
1442
01:28:03,369 --> 01:28:05,335
Dear.
1443
01:28:06,838 --> 01:28:08,803
You wouldn't dare!
1444
01:28:11,908 --> 01:28:13,974
Frank, that must be the chopper.
1445
01:28:18,679 --> 01:28:20,979
It's the police, sir.
It's a trap.
1446
01:28:20,981 --> 01:28:23,848
The fools!
Get us airborne.
1447
01:28:35,961 --> 01:28:37,527
Watch it!
1448
01:28:44,769 --> 01:28:46,735
They're getting away! They're leaving!
Yeah, yeah.
1449
01:28:46,737 --> 01:28:48,657
But look who's arriving.
The army and the police.
1450
01:29:00,883 --> 01:29:03,016
Jake, we have to follow that copter.
1451
01:29:03,018 --> 01:29:05,718
What... What kind of an airport is this?
Where are the planes?
1452
01:29:05,720 --> 01:29:07,019
Follow me.
1453
01:29:14,694 --> 01:29:17,461
You can't fly this, Jake. It's a wreck.
1454
01:29:17,463 --> 01:29:19,429
Look at that propeller, it's half gone.
1455
01:29:33,444 --> 01:29:34,810
Are you coming or staying?
1456
01:29:34,812 --> 01:29:35,844
I'm coming.
1457
01:29:35,846 --> 01:29:37,445
I'm staying.
1458
01:30:00,969 --> 01:30:04,437
Okay, Tovarisch.
1459
01:30:06,840 --> 01:30:08,573
Quoi?
All right,
1460
01:30:08,575 --> 01:30:10,759
Dr. Garbage Expert.
1461
01:30:10,760 --> 01:30:12,944
Who's your accomplice?
Who's flying that plane?
1462
01:30:15,414 --> 01:30:17,547
General, you're not gonna believe this.
1463
01:30:18,049 --> 01:30:19,681
There they are.
1464
01:30:27,924 --> 01:30:30,925
It's Wilson and the cat.
1465
01:30:30,927 --> 01:30:32,993
How did they get that wreck in the air?
1466
01:30:32,995 --> 01:30:35,161
The power that cat possesses is awesome.
1467
01:30:35,163 --> 01:30:36,695
You betcha, Charlie,
1468
01:30:36,697 --> 01:30:38,029
And if you know what's good for you,
1469
01:30:38,031 --> 01:30:39,030
You'll land this thing, and let Lucybelle...
1470
01:30:39,032 --> 01:30:40,164
Quiet!
Okay.
1471
01:30:40,166 --> 01:30:42,032
Faster, Omar, faster.
1472
01:30:46,171 --> 01:30:49,139
Get close. Use the collar
to force them to land.
1473
01:30:49,141 --> 01:30:51,074
No chance. It's taking all I got.
1474
01:30:51,076 --> 01:30:52,708
Just to keep this crate flying.
1475
01:30:54,978 --> 01:30:56,544
Don't panic. We'll think of something.
1476
01:31:00,550 --> 01:31:03,684
What's happening? Why aren't
they doing something?
1477
01:31:03,686 --> 01:31:06,553
Of course! They're afraid
of harming the girl.
1478
01:31:06,555 --> 01:31:09,222
Turn on them, Omar.
The advantage is ours.
1479
01:31:16,898 --> 01:31:18,698
What's happening? Why are
they turning around?
1480
01:31:20,001 --> 01:31:22,001
Straight at them, Omar.
Drive them down.
1481
01:31:22,003 --> 01:31:23,102
Frank!
1482
01:31:25,739 --> 01:31:26,871
Jake!
1483
01:31:34,278 --> 01:31:36,278
Jake. Jake!
1484
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:38,647
Jake! Jake!
1485
01:31:40,150 --> 01:31:42,850
Jake! Turn this thing over.
1486
01:31:43,052 --> 01:31:44,184
Jake.
1487
01:31:45,053 --> 01:31:46,819
Jake.
1488
01:31:51,224 --> 01:31:52,957
Jake. Jake!
1489
01:31:54,093 --> 01:31:56,759
Jake. Jake!
1490
01:31:58,829 --> 01:31:59,961
Frank, are you okay?
1491
01:32:08,137 --> 01:32:09,803
What are they trying to do?
1492
01:32:09,805 --> 01:32:11,922
They're trying to force us down.
1493
01:32:11,923 --> 01:32:14,040
They probably figured out
that we've got a problem.
1494
01:32:24,952 --> 01:32:25,952
Hold on!
1495
01:32:36,262 --> 01:32:38,061
Here they come.
1496
01:33:00,785 --> 01:33:02,084
They're still on our tail.
1497
01:33:02,086 --> 01:33:03,285
Don't panic.
1498
01:33:33,949 --> 01:33:36,683
On top of them, Omar.
Smash them down!
1499
01:33:44,358 --> 01:33:46,691
I see 'em. I see 'em.
1500
01:33:47,226 --> 01:33:49,226
Look out. Jake! Jake!
1501
01:33:57,101 --> 01:33:59,000
Here they come again. Jake!
1502
01:33:59,002 --> 01:34:00,002
Yeah, yeah.
1503
01:34:04,273 --> 01:34:07,407
Fruitcake.
Frank, watch out!
1504
01:34:07,409 --> 01:34:09,041
Jake, Jake!
1505
01:34:26,924 --> 01:34:27,956
Boy.
1506
01:34:31,227 --> 01:34:32,759
Jake.
1507
01:34:42,170 --> 01:34:43,435
Dear.
1508
01:34:53,279 --> 01:34:54,878
Jake!
1509
01:34:56,214 --> 01:34:57,413
Break off!
1510
01:35:13,028 --> 01:35:15,309
Buzz them again, Omar, and this
time, everybody open fire.
1511
01:35:43,887 --> 01:35:45,086
What happened?
1512
01:35:45,088 --> 01:35:46,220
You happened, you imbecile!
1513
01:35:46,222 --> 01:35:47,487
How bad is it, Omar?
1514
01:35:47,489 --> 01:35:49,355
He got the controls.
They're locked.
1515
01:35:49,357 --> 01:35:52,358
When the fuel runs out, we're through.
Shall we bail out, sir?
1516
01:35:52,360 --> 01:35:54,827
We have no choice.
1517
01:35:54,829 --> 01:35:56,061
Bail out?
1518
01:36:03,235 --> 01:36:06,469
Where are you going? I
haven't got a parachute.
1519
01:36:06,471 --> 01:36:08,103
Then you have a problem.
1520
01:36:08,105 --> 01:36:10,338
I haven't got a parachute, either.
1521
01:36:10,340 --> 01:36:12,340
Then you have the same problem.
1522
01:36:12,342 --> 01:36:16,043
Wait! No, wait!
Wait a minute!
1523
01:36:16,045 --> 01:36:17,978
I... I don't
want to die!
1524
01:36:20,082 --> 01:36:21,915
Swell.
1525
01:36:26,087 --> 01:36:27,419
Frank!
1526
01:36:27,954 --> 01:36:29,353
Frank!
1527
01:36:33,391 --> 01:36:36,425
Yes, Mr. President.
Absolutely, Mr. President.
1528
01:36:36,427 --> 01:36:40,128
We're just waiting for them to land and
we'll pass that on, Mr. President.
1529
01:36:40,130 --> 01:36:41,195
Yes, sir.
1530
01:36:42,464 --> 01:36:44,798
What'd he say?
1531
01:36:44,799 --> 01:36:47,133
Your friend, Jake is to be treated as
the representative of a friendly power,
1532
01:36:47,135 --> 01:36:48,567
With generous borrowing credit.
1533
01:36:48,569 --> 01:36:51,069
In exchange for bases, of course.
1534
01:36:51,071 --> 01:36:53,437
Look, sir, chutes.
They bailed out.
1535
01:36:56,575 --> 01:37:00,510
Holy mackerel! Who's flying the chopper?
1536
01:37:09,086 --> 01:37:10,418
Frank!
1537
01:37:27,036 --> 01:37:29,403
Easy, Liz. Don't panic.
1538
01:37:29,405 --> 01:37:31,171
What are you gonna do, Frank?
1539
01:37:31,173 --> 01:37:33,039
I don't know, but I have to do something.
1540
01:38:08,973 --> 01:38:11,139
Hand me Lucybelle!
1541
01:38:27,023 --> 01:38:28,088
Careful, Frank!
1542
01:38:28,090 --> 01:38:29,322
I got her.
1543
01:38:35,277 --> 01:38:36,993
Just hold on, honey, and we'll get Liz.
1544
01:38:36,996 --> 01:38:39,029
Get us up closer to the copter.
1545
01:38:39,031 --> 01:38:41,064
Right.
1546
01:38:41,065 --> 01:38:43,098
Liz, when we get close enough, grab my hand.
1547
01:38:50,507 --> 01:38:53,074
Frank, you're too far away!
1548
01:38:53,076 --> 01:38:54,642
Closer, Jake. Closer!
1549
01:39:01,183 --> 01:39:02,482
Okay.
All right.
1550
01:39:02,484 --> 01:39:04,917
Grab my hand,
liz. Grab it!
1551
01:39:06,086 --> 01:39:07,952
Grab it! Liz, careful.
1552
01:39:10,156 --> 01:39:12,289
Okay.
Now grab my hand.
1553
01:39:12,291 --> 01:39:13,690
Grab my hand.
All right.
1554
01:39:15,026 --> 01:39:16,992
I'm... Yeah.
1555
01:39:16,994 --> 01:39:19,594
Good. That's good. That's good.
Now grab my hand and step off.
1556
01:39:19,596 --> 01:39:21,095
Step off?
1557
01:39:21,097 --> 01:39:22,996
Liz!
1558
01:39:24,699 --> 01:39:26,999
Frank, I don't think this is gonna work.
1559
01:39:27,001 --> 01:39:29,001
All right.
We'll try it again.
1560
01:39:35,943 --> 01:39:38,276
Never mind. We'll try
something else.
1561
01:39:40,413 --> 01:39:42,212
All right, put your feet on my shoulders.
1562
01:39:42,214 --> 01:39:44,013
What?
1563
01:39:44,015 --> 01:39:46,949
Put your feet right there, on my shoulders.
1564
01:39:47,418 --> 01:39:49,084
No!
1565
01:39:49,086 --> 01:39:50,518
Liz, do it!
1566
01:40:00,162 --> 01:40:03,096
Okay. Okay.
1567
01:40:08,579 --> 01:40:11,967
You see? Everything's gonna be
okay, Lucybelle. Just relax.
1568
01:40:12,972 --> 01:40:14,371
Jake!
1569
01:40:15,307 --> 01:40:18,074
Jake, what are you doing?
1570
01:40:18,076 --> 01:40:20,819
You know, when I saw you up
in that chopper, I just...
1571
01:41:06,888 --> 01:41:09,588
Well, honey, looks like
you're stuck with me.
1572
01:41:33,878 --> 01:41:37,145
Don't just hang there.
Get me out of this.
1573
01:41:37,147 --> 01:41:40,848
Don't worry, Mr. Olympus.
I'll get you loose.
1574
01:41:40,850 --> 01:41:43,150
What are you doing with that?
1575
01:41:43,152 --> 01:41:46,319
Well, fortunately, I never go
anywhere without my swiss army knife.
1576
01:41:46,654 --> 01:41:47,853
Idiot!
1577
01:41:55,862 --> 01:41:57,595
All rise.
1578
01:41:59,265 --> 01:42:00,564
Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye.
1579
01:42:00,566 --> 01:42:02,332
The United States District Court,
1580
01:42:02,334 --> 01:42:04,867
The Honorable Judge Alvin Horsham presiding.
1581
01:42:04,869 --> 01:42:06,468
Please be seated.
1582
01:42:10,941 --> 01:42:13,374
You have made application for citizenship.
1583
01:42:13,376 --> 01:42:14,842
Of the United States of America.
1584
01:42:15,544 --> 01:42:17,544
It is a signal honor,
1585
01:42:17,546 --> 01:42:20,179
Which implies not only rights,
1586
01:42:20,181 --> 01:42:22,848
But duties and obligations,
1587
01:42:22,850 --> 01:42:26,184
Bearing arms, serving on juries, voting.
1588
01:42:28,254 --> 01:42:30,554
Who is sponsoring this applicant?
1589
01:42:30,556 --> 01:42:32,722
I am, your honor.
1590
01:42:33,758 --> 01:42:35,390
Does the cat have a name?
1591
01:42:35,392 --> 01:42:37,692
Yes, sir. Zunar-J-5...
1592
01:42:39,462 --> 01:42:41,728
Jake, your honor.
1593
01:42:46,401 --> 01:42:48,501
Please stand, Jake.
1594
01:42:50,404 --> 01:42:51,903
Repeat after me.
1595
01:42:52,672 --> 01:42:53,904
I, Jake...
1596
01:42:53,906 --> 01:42:55,505
I, Jake...
1597
01:42:57,275 --> 01:42:59,475
Pledge allegiance to the flag.
1598
01:42:59,477 --> 01:43:01,410
Of the United States of America.
1599
01:43:01,412 --> 01:43:03,128
Pledge allegiance to the flag.
1600
01:43:03,129 --> 01:43:04,845
Of the United States of America...
1601
01:43:04,848 --> 01:43:08,249
And to the republic for which it stands...
1602
01:43:08,251 --> 01:43:11,986
And to the republic for which it stands...
1603
01:43:11,988 --> 01:43:17,524
One nation, under god, indivisible...
1604
01:43:17,526 --> 01:43:20,760
One nation, under god, indivisible...
1605
01:43:20,762 --> 01:43:22,762
With liberty and justice for all.
1606
01:43:22,764 --> 01:43:24,930
With liberty and justice for all.
1607
01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:35,000
THE END