1 00:00:27,880 --> 00:00:31,879 ♪ In my mind, in my head 2 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:37,999 ♪ This is where we all came from 3 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:43,599 ♪ The dreams we have, the love we shared 4 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:48,439 ♪ This is what we're waiting for 5 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:53,759 ♪ In my mind, in my head 6 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:58,680 ♪ This is what we all love 7 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:03,560 ♪ In my mind, in my head... ♪ 8 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:34,679 Couldn't make the payments. You went to the building society. Yeah. 9 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,599 And what did you say to them? 10 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:38,519 I said we need help. We can't... 11 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,759 We're getting into more and more debt with you. 12 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,599 We need you to do something. 13 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,479 We're not just sitting at home saying, "All right, 14 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,279 "we'll wait for the bailiffs to knock on our door." 15 00:01:47,280 --> 00:01:48,599 And he said, "No." 16 00:01:48,600 --> 00:01:53,839 Today... Yeah... we are paying £467 on a place that we do not live in. 17 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:55,479 And now we live in one room with my mother. 18 00:01:55,480 --> 00:01:56,559 And we're lucky, 19 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:59,399 like that lady over there, that we had my mother to go to. 20 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,159 But why should we? Why should we? Both... Two people working, 21 00:02:03,160 --> 00:02:05,679 earning average salaries, what were we supposed to do? 22 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:07,959 Well, I think the fact is that if you want 23 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:11,359 to have money available to buy a house, which you borrow, 24 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:14,999 you have to pay what it costs in the marketplace. 25 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,839 But they are temporary. Interest rates don't... 26 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:21,759 ALL TALK AT ONCE You keep saying they're temporary. 27 00:02:21,760 --> 00:02:24,639 Shh! Wait a sec. Every time... When we first bought it, 28 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,359 and they started going up, you think you, 29 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,119 you feel a bit insecure, but you say to yourself, 30 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,359 this is just a hiccup. Yeah. The first increases. 31 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,599 And then they keep going up and they keep going up. 32 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:36,639 And as they keep going up, and then you get into debt, 33 00:02:36,640 --> 00:02:38,119 then you get letters from the bank manager 34 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:39,719 and you suddenly think they are not 35 00:02:39,720 --> 00:02:41,439 going to pay the mortgage this month. 36 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:43,399 They're not going to... What are we going to do? 37 00:02:43,400 --> 00:02:46,199 These are the real people. Hard-working, 38 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:49,439 ordinary people trying to have a decent life. 39 00:02:49,440 --> 00:02:52,479 Given encouragement by the government. Yeah, we were. 40 00:02:52,480 --> 00:02:54,959 Yes. Told to buy. I entirely understand that. 41 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:58,159 But if you buy a house, and you buy it on borrowed money, 42 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,839 you have to accept... You can't afford to pay the water bill! 43 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,880 How can you say that's...? 44 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,079 There's an alien spaceship. 45 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,359 There it is. It's in the tree. 46 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:10,399 Right. This alien is in the tree, at the moment. Yeah. 47 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,599 Right. And it's just so weird. 48 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:16,839 But if I zoom you in, there, 49 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,039 you can see it. 50 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,519 You got a close-up? 51 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:20,600 Yeah. 52 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,280 This is serious business! 53 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:25,519 Where the hell is it now? 54 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:26,719 It's there! It's there! 55 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:27,959 Bloody hell! 56 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:30,199 Can I say...? I don't care about my swearing, 57 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:31,559 but that is... 58 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:33,039 Look at that! Mum! 59 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:34,639 Oh... 60 00:03:34,640 --> 00:03:37,839 You need to hold the camera straight. Can you see it? 61 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:39,719 There's an alien spaceship there. 62 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:40,919 There's a spaceship over there. 63 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,199 Oh, yeah, where's that? 64 00:03:42,200 --> 00:03:43,559 It's over there. 65 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:44,999 It's just this really bright light. 66 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:46,240 Is it? Yeah. 67 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,719 ♪ I'm an alien creature from outer space 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:54,519 ♪ With an alien body and an alien face 69 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,559 ♪ I don't care if an alien... ♪ 70 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:00,640 SHE HUMS 71 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,119 Well, look. See the rats. I mean, they can swim. 72 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,279 They just swim up and under and come up the pan, you see. 73 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,439 That's it. Like I said... Cos I said I feel like having, sort of, 74 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:19,959 say, take the toilet completely away 75 00:04:19,960 --> 00:04:22,039 or else pour all cement and stuff down. 76 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:24,999 Well, like I said to you before, like I said to you before, 77 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:27,879 get that seal sealed off with a bit of cement. Yeah. 78 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,639 But obviously, even if you'd have done that... Yeah. 79 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:31,919 ..it wouldn't have cured it. 80 00:04:31,920 --> 00:04:35,079 See, I'm worried if we put cement down there, 81 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:36,679 that it's going to affect the toilet. 82 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,519 Yeah. We don't really... Won't be able to flush the toilet. 83 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,559 No. That's right. That's what I'm worried about. 84 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,239 It's... Unfortunately, you've just 85 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:44,159 got an unusual sort of system here really. 86 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,840 Certainly need it sorted out. 87 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,560 INDISTINCT VOICES ECHO 88 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,079 Not too bad. Got to be careful here where you step. 89 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:58,320 I know the exit's somewhere here. 90 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:06,240 INDISTINCT CHATTER 91 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:43,399 The first thing I was aware of was 92 00:05:43,400 --> 00:05:47,519 driving up through Camelford at four o'clock in the morning and finding 93 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,279 all the stopcocks turned on and water flowing 94 00:05:50,280 --> 00:05:51,840 down the main street. 95 00:05:53,320 --> 00:05:55,719 That day and then the next, 96 00:05:55,720 --> 00:05:58,039 we began to get numbers of people 97 00:05:58,040 --> 00:06:00,119 coming in with mouth ulcers, 98 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:03,359 diarrhoea and vomiting, skin rashes 99 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,640 and conjunctivitis that we hadn't expected. 100 00:06:07,680 --> 00:06:08,759 A little later, 101 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,919 Councillor Roberts phoned me and said, "We think there's 102 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,119 "a problem with the water. 103 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:15,119 "We don't know exactly what, 104 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:17,440 "but we ought to get together to discuss this." 105 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,159 I love you all! 106 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:34,279 CROWD CHEERS 107 00:06:34,280 --> 00:06:36,359 Rock and roll! 108 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,800 HEAVY GUITAR RIFF 109 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,920 Everybody clap your hands! 110 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:52,919 ♪ People look to me and say 111 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:56,880 ♪ Is the end near, when is the final day? 112 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,399 ♪ What's the future of mankind? 113 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:10,440 ♪ How do I know, I got left behind... ♪ 114 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:35,680 BELL RINGS 115 00:07:38,640 --> 00:07:43,760 WORKERS SHOUT 116 00:07:57,320 --> 00:07:58,919 Well, there she goes, eh? 117 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:01,400 Hard to believe we'll not see another one of them on the berth. 118 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:27,079 I can't believe it. 119 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:30,399 650 years and, you know, this is the end of it now. 120 00:08:30,400 --> 00:08:32,319 How long did you work here? Sorry? 121 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,039 How long did you work here? 122 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:35,439 In the shipyards? 123 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:36,520 Nearly 18 years. 124 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,959 I think that's about enough, anyway. 125 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:44,759 Sorry, I didn't mean to be... 126 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,000 WHISTLING 127 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,080 Go on! 128 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:55,319 All right, all right. 129 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,520 HE CLICKS TONGUE 130 00:09:02,720 --> 00:09:04,359 All right, all right. 131 00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,039 There's kind of two things going on at once. 132 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,639 One is a major cost-cutting exercise, 133 00:09:07,640 --> 00:09:09,239 which is happening all across the zoo. 134 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:11,359 And the other one, sort of coincidental with that, 135 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:16,359 is an effort to redefine what we do to be somewhat more relevant 136 00:09:16,360 --> 00:09:19,759 for the visiting public in the 20th century. 137 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:22,879 What are you looking for in the new keepers? 138 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,119 We want people who are adaptable, personable, 139 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:27,239 good kind of, you know, personal skills, 140 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,039 talking to the public, because the public are our... 141 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:33,039 The visitors are our bread and butter. 142 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:35,159 So, I mean, we can't afford to have people, 143 00:09:35,160 --> 00:09:41,239 I think, who kind of are not happy with interacting with the public. 144 00:09:41,240 --> 00:09:44,959 And in order to do that, you know, you've got to have a friendly, 145 00:09:44,960 --> 00:09:47,759 outgoing, cheerful character. 146 00:09:47,760 --> 00:09:51,960 Everyone tells me what a miserable individual I am walking around. 147 00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:57,240 And the overseers quite often tell me to smile. 148 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,760 So, you know, I try my best to. 149 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:06,320 I do let my hair down and smile occasionally after work, though. 150 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,040 Mm. 151 00:10:11,320 --> 00:10:13,160 You're trying to make me laugh now, aren't you? 152 00:10:24,840 --> 00:10:27,480 CHURCH BELL PEALS 153 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:52,440 PIGS SQUEAL 154 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:55,439 All I can describe them as, they were mental. 155 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:56,879 They just walked until they hit a wall, 156 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:59,679 and then they still kept walking till they wore their feet out. 157 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:00,760 And, uh... 158 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:03,679 ..I think the first one died, the rest we had put down, 159 00:11:03,680 --> 00:11:05,440 because there's nothing you can do with them. 160 00:11:18,680 --> 00:11:20,639 Animals are a barometer for, you know, 161 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:22,359 sort of the humans. 162 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,119 So, you know, if it's going to affect rabbits to that degree, 163 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:29,320 what's it going to do to humans, as well? 164 00:11:33,120 --> 00:11:34,960 MACHINERY BEEPS 165 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:58,199 £1.05, 46, 96... 166 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,920 Comes to £11 exactly. 167 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,080 We'll ask Spider and Karen. 168 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:06,399 VOICE-OVER: Unfortunately, 169 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,239 while the boys went to confront the rest of the house with the bill, 170 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,159 Spider was coping with some bad news. 171 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:14,959 Her mother had rung to say her pet rabbit, Bingo, had died. 172 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,180 KNOCK ON DOOR 173 00:12:16,181 --> 00:12:17,400 Spider? 174 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:20,040 You all right? 175 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,720 You OK? What's wrong? I'm a bit tired. 176 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,919 Well, this doesn't matter. 177 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:28,680 We'll leave this till later, then, OK? 178 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,399 Do you think the injection hurts? 179 00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,279 No, I don't think, if he's in that much pain 180 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,719 and they've decided to put him down, 181 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:42,039 then the injection, 182 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:44,640 they probably wouldn't have even felt it at all. 183 00:12:45,880 --> 00:12:48,440 But he'll be all right cos he'll be in heaven now, won't he? 184 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,119 Mm-hm, wherever. 185 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,600 I don't know if I believe in heaven or not, so I can't answer that one. 186 00:12:58,560 --> 00:12:59,640 But somewhere, though. 187 00:13:01,800 --> 00:13:05,279 ATTENDEES CHANT: Ten more years! Ten more years! 188 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,919 Ten more years! Ten more years! 189 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:12,439 Ten more years! Ten more years! 190 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,080 Ten more years! 191 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:28,200 ATTENDEES SING "LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY" 192 00:14:09,160 --> 00:14:10,239 Of course, the Chairman, 193 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,039 or the President of the Commission, Mr Delors, 194 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,839 said at a press conference the other day that he wanted 195 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,679 the European Parliament to be 196 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,959 the democratic body of the community, 197 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,399 he wanted the Commission to be the executive, 198 00:14:22,400 --> 00:14:25,239 and he wanted the Council of Ministers to be the senate. 199 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:28,519 No, no, no. Hear, hear! 200 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:35,080 MUSIC: Just Like Honey by The Jesus And Mary Chain 201 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:47,439 ♪ Listen to the girl 202 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:51,159 ♪ As she takes on half the world 203 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:55,079 ♪ Moving up and so alive 204 00:14:55,080 --> 00:15:02,559 ♪ In her honey dripping beehive 205 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,719 ♪ Beehive 206 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:10,959 ♪ It's good, so good, it's so good 207 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:15,919 ♪ So good 208 00:15:15,920 --> 00:15:18,439 ♪ Walking back to you 209 00:15:18,440 --> 00:15:22,719 ♪ Is the hardest thing that 210 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:25,359 ♪ I can do... ♪ 211 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,759 CROWD CHEERS 212 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,960 ♪ For you 213 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,919 ♪ For you 214 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:36,800 ♪ I'll be your plastic toy 215 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:42,359 ♪ I'll be your plastic toy 216 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:44,440 ♪ For you 217 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:50,239 ♪ Eating up the scum 218 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:56,440 ♪ Is the hardest thing for me to do... ♪ 219 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,480 Fucking put that away. 220 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:02,519 Go on, then. 221 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,159 INDISTINCT SPEECH 222 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,200 Go on. 223 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:09,519 What do you want? Hey. Hey, look... 224 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:10,640 HE SPITS 225 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,239 Oi! 226 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:17,079 THEY BOTH SPIT 227 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:19,279 LAUGHTER 228 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,759 You go away. Don't you tell me to go away. 229 00:16:21,760 --> 00:16:23,759 Oi, oi! 230 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,560 Oi! Oi! Oi! 231 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,400 Go on. 232 00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,840 LAUGHTER 233 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,639 Fucking swing at me! 234 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:42,119 Go on, then. Go on, then. 235 00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:43,640 Call the fucking police! 236 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:47,960 Go on! 237 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:53,040 Come on, come on. 238 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,479 Come on, then! 239 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:56,520 Just a bit of water. 240 00:16:56,521 --> 00:16:57,559 LAUGHTER 241 00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,200 You could do with it, you smelly... 242 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,479 I get you, son. Don't forget it. Fuck off, you stupid bloody cunt. 243 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:07,119 I will get you. You black cunt! 244 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,919 No bother. Oi, you're dead, you black cunt! I will get you. 245 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,959 What you say? 246 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:13,559 I won't get to die. 247 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:15,079 I won't get to die. 248 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,399 I will get you. 249 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,479 I say I will get you no problem. BOTTLE SMASHES 250 00:17:19,480 --> 00:17:21,120 Black cunt! National Front! 251 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,720 I've got one Romeo 18, Tony. 252 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:36,599 He's just paid for dinner. 253 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,039 I mean, look... He's paid for dinner. 254 00:17:38,040 --> 00:17:40,679 I don't mind paying for dinner, I don't mind paying for the car, 255 00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:43,399 but can you imagine being one of these people? 256 00:17:43,400 --> 00:17:45,119 I mean, can you imagine 257 00:17:45,120 --> 00:17:49,319 the job satisfaction of pissing off the entire population of London? 258 00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,399 I mean, what's the point, you know? It's like a robbery. 259 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:52,639 They must be so miserable. 260 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:53,719 You have to rise above it 261 00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:56,239 because they think that the £85 is going to kill us. 262 00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:57,319 It's not. Ciao. 263 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:58,639 SHE LAUGHS 264 00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:02,759 And all I'm saying is, as grown-ups, my car is hydraulically... 265 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,719 It has a hydraulic suspension system which, 266 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:07,239 when down, will get damaged if the car is moved. 267 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,559 Well, he's assured me that, in fact, it won't be damaged... 268 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:10,599 He has? ..OK? 269 00:18:10,600 --> 00:18:12,639 If it does get damaged, then you have the right to make 270 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,959 a claim against them 271 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:15,439 for any damage that's caused to your vehicle. 272 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,679 And that is your right. 273 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:18,919 OK? Well, I think rights are for ignorant people. 274 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,040 All right, thanks very much. 275 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:11,439 It's not possible to attribute 276 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:16,479 the very real current health effects which some people 277 00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:21,559 are still suffering to the toxic effects of the incident, 278 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,879 except insofar as they are 279 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:28,799 the consequence of the sustained anxiety 280 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,480 which has been felt, quite naturally, by so many people. 281 00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:52,960 MUSIC: Ode To Joy by Beethoven 282 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:15,520 APPLAUSE 283 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:28,359 And that is the famous Bandit. 284 00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:30,759 There - you see? Look - "Loads of money." 285 00:20:30,760 --> 00:20:35,119 And that used to say "Bandit", but I put, "And must save." 286 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,199 These are the things that turn. 287 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,239 And if you get lucky, it'll come out of here and you'll win. 288 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:41,559 Just move that up a bit, just in case I do win. 289 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,719 And you've got to have a bar, star-bar, or a star-bar-star. 290 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,039 Or you get a bar-bar-bar, or a bar-bar-bar, 291 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:51,879 or a star-star-bar, or a bar-bar-star. 292 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,199 COINS JINGLE 293 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:54,399 I think you got that, didn't you? 294 00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,839 OK, this is my lucky one now. 295 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,759 You kiss it. 296 00:20:58,760 --> 00:20:59,800 You kiss it. 297 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:04,000 OK. 298 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,159 Ah! 299 00:21:07,160 --> 00:21:10,199 Surely you're not really at risk? 300 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,240 Um... 301 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,239 Who can say? 302 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:18,119 I've got a friend who is one of the least promiscuous people 303 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:20,439 I've ever known. 304 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,120 And she contracted it... 305 00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:28,040 ..from somebody she'd been going out with for two years. 306 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:33,839 So are you worried? 307 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,839 Yes, of course. 308 00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,200 Not worried - concerned. 309 00:22:00,680 --> 00:22:02,279 What are night sweats, exactly? 310 00:22:02,280 --> 00:22:03,839 Well... 311 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,919 ..you'd go to sleep at night, and as I'm sort of dozing off, 312 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:08,919 my body temperature would rise. 313 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,479 And, you know, by morning time, 314 00:22:11,480 --> 00:22:14,599 if, you know, the sleep was irregular - 315 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:15,799 you would sort of wake up - 316 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:18,959 by morning time, sometimes the bed would be drenched, sopping wet. 317 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,679 The fear did hit me. 318 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,400 And you're sort of... 319 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,960 ..not... 320 00:22:26,240 --> 00:22:27,279 ..about your wits. 321 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,359 You're sort of a different person. 322 00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:31,639 So it isn't... It isn't reason. 323 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,999 It's not rational. 324 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:36,719 It's just... anxiety. But were you scared of pain or suffering, 325 00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:37,799 or death? No. 326 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:41,319 I've experienced quite a lot of pain, and I'm not afraid of pain. 327 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:42,360 Um... 328 00:22:43,560 --> 00:22:44,879 I can't put my finger on it. 329 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:47,999 It must be just afraid of the unknown, 330 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,320 afraid that I was dying. 331 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:53,039 It's heavy. So, it it's heavy metal... 332 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:55,159 If it's what you call heavy metal, 333 00:23:55,160 --> 00:23:58,559 then you've got put a pretty heavy lyric to it. 334 00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:01,639 And I suppose writing about the darker forces 335 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:05,759 and the darker sides of whatever fits the music. 336 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,319 I mean, you would hardly write about a love song 337 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:10,000 to that kind of heaviness. 338 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:13,719 I mean, throughout history, musicians... 339 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,439 I can't remember the name of the composer, 340 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:18,639 but there was... Hundreds of years ago, 341 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:23,000 one composer was looked upon as being too heavy for the time. 342 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:30,159 NEWSREADER: Tyneside has been picking up the pieces 343 00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:31,599 for the second time this week, 344 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:34,439 following another night of serious rioting in the region, 345 00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,239 this time in Newcastle. 346 00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:38,599 Hundreds of youngsters gathered in the city's West End, 347 00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,119 where police and firemen turned out in huge numbers to deal with 348 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,759 dozens of incidents in the wake of Monday's disturbances 349 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,239 at the Meadow Well Estate in North Shields. 350 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,480 I'm trying to ring my agent to get my bookings. 351 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,840 It's ringing. 352 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:58,199 Hello, George. It's Scott Davis here. 353 00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,639 Have you got owt for me this week? 354 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:01,679 FROM TELEVISION: ..night of arson and rioting. 355 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,639 Crowds of youths gathered on the... Chirton? 356 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,439 ..city's Elswick Road, throwing rocks and stones... 357 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,560 Chirton? That's bloody where the riots are, innit? 358 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:12,639 Oh. And a blaze engulfed a van overturned by the mob 359 00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,439 in the middle of the road. 360 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,799 Firemen who arrived to put out... 361 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:18,519 When they're going to blow the petrol station up, 362 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:19,560 the club goes up. 363 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,840 I don't think I want to go there, really. 364 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,240 So... Right. 365 00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:30,199 Right. 366 00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:31,319 Bye now. 367 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,079 Ah, sh... 368 00:25:33,080 --> 00:25:35,480 ..to throw bricks and stones at the speeding vehicle. 369 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:38,159 I needed to see you so much today. 370 00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:39,439 I had the worst day of my life. 371 00:25:39,440 --> 00:25:42,719 My parents came back and I'd left the car outside, 372 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,959 all crunched up like a little sardine can... 373 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,759 SHE GIGGLES 374 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,199 ..and I hadn't told them. 375 00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:51,319 I didn't think they were getting back at 7:00 in the morning. 376 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,159 My father walked in and saw it sort of sitting outside. 377 00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,559 SHE LAUGHS 378 00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,959 Yeah. What do you think? 379 00:25:57,960 --> 00:25:59,879 No, they went... They freaked. 380 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,799 Freaked! 381 00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,439 And Mum bought me a Rolex. 382 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:04,879 SHE LAUGHS 383 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,119 And she came back and she said, 384 00:26:06,120 --> 00:26:08,440 "I bought you a present, but you're not going to have it... 385 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:12,479 "because you squished the car." 386 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:15,680 She bought one for all of us - all the girlies. 387 00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,679 I got these. 388 00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:23,439 The children are dying to get their hands on them, 389 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,879 but I don't let them. 390 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,920 They're Guatemalan worry dolls, I think they're called. 391 00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:31,479 And it's quite good because you're supposed 392 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,760 to tell them your worries and they solve it. 393 00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:35,800 Where are they? 394 00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:40,120 The bastards haven't been working very well for me. 395 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,519 I have a shout at them occasionally. 396 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:48,680 LIVELY CHATTER 397 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,159 I'm not a scientist. 398 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:32,159 I'm not an appendage of Stephen, as I very much feel I am. 399 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,759 When we go to some of these official gatherings, I mean, 400 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,759 sometimes I'm not even introduced to people. 401 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,479 I come along behind. 402 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,560 And, um... 403 00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:46,559 ..I don't really know who I'm speaking to. 404 00:27:46,560 --> 00:27:49,919 But with my friends, I'm just me - and that's just Jane. 405 00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,279 And that's terribly important. 406 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:55,200 It's terribly important for my self-respect and... 407 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,440 ..terribly important for... 408 00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,840 ..my survival, I think. 409 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,680 All right. So, I'll see you in Caius this evening. 410 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,160 Yes. What time? 411 00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,920 19:10. Fine, OK. 412 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,960 APPLAUSE 413 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,639 I'm sort of pinching myself. Yes. 414 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,799 If you'd said to me, what, four months ago, 415 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,479 "You'll be attending a victory party to celebrate a majority of 8,600", 416 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,039 I'd have said, "Oh, you're mad. Never! 417 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,320 UPBEAT MUSIC 418 00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:25,560 Don't let the people who take to the streets take your country! 419 00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,879 Would you like a slower song, Andrea? 420 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:37,399 Or would you like a fast one? 421 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:38,999 Or do you want something a bit...? 422 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,599 A bit raunchy? 423 00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,420 Raunchy! Raunchy! 424 00:29:42,421 --> 00:29:44,239 AUDIENCE CHEERS 425 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,520 I think you're going to have to take what you get. 426 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,799 ♪ One night with you... ♪ 427 00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:56,879 Just do it. 428 00:29:56,880 --> 00:30:01,080 ♪ Is what I'm now praying for 429 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:06,960 ♪ The things that we two could plan 430 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,199 ♪ Would make my dreams come true... ♪ 431 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,080 LOUD CRASH 432 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:21,400 ALARM BLARES 433 00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:28,879 LOUDSPEAKER: This is a police message. 434 00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,960 Disperse to your home addresses. 435 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,520 SIRENS BLARE 436 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,160 HORNS BLARE 437 00:30:42,520 --> 00:30:44,640 TYRES SCREECH 438 00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:58,919 Your car has been removed, madam. It's cut and dried. 439 00:30:58,920 --> 00:31:01,599 Can you explain to us where we're meant to park at this time of night? 440 00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:02,919 You're supposed to find... It's dangerous. 441 00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,799 Is it not dangerous for women to walk around at night? 442 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:08,039 What am I meant to do at night? 443 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,999 Whatever you say, it is dangerous, 444 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:13,239 girls walking individually on their own around London. 445 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:14,999 So what are you meant to do? I have the same problem as you. 446 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,839 I'm a female. Yeah, but you're a policeman, 447 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:17,879 and you're usually in pairs. 448 00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,599 It makes no difference when I'm on my own. 449 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:22,119 But I carry one of these panic alarms with me. 450 00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,639 All they are is a pressurised container, 451 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:25,959 and you can carry it along the street, 452 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:29,159 and if anything should happen, you can just press the button - 453 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:30,199 and like that. 454 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:32,479 You can get them from most hardware stores. 455 00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,639 But that's what I advise you to do. 456 00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:35,359 I still think this is absolutely ridiculous, 457 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:36,960 and I think you've got no right to do it. 458 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,320 How is waiting this time, compared to the previous time you took the test? 459 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:51,920 Every time I think about it, it does pull me up short completely. 460 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:56,599 You're suddenly aware that there's the possibility, 461 00:31:56,600 --> 00:31:57,679 and the closer you get to it, 462 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,839 the possibility of getting a positive result 463 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:02,360 seems to loom larger. 464 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:11,439 No, I haven't spoken to any particular doctor, 465 00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:13,879 but that's because I know that most doctors won't 466 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,839 carry out euthanasia for you. 467 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:19,439 So my friends and I have discussed about taking my own life 468 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:21,119 in the time when it comes to it, 469 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,119 and we've arranged that we'll hire a video and film it, 470 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:27,759 and that way, nobody will end up in court because I took my own life. 471 00:32:27,760 --> 00:32:30,119 They've just helped me do it by taking me out of hospital, 472 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,959 where it's impossible to take your own life. 473 00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,919 Next lot - there we are - is lot two. 474 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:36,199 Six pneumatic grinders. 475 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,559 £20 for them. 476 00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,799 15 there. 477 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,119 20. 478 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,160 25. 479 00:32:42,720 --> 00:32:43,760 Number? 480 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,679 For £50. 481 00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,999 Can't believe it. 482 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,599 £30. Bloody hell. 483 00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,199 They're getting stuff for nothing. 484 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,399 Getting stuff for nothing. 485 00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:56,439 Stuff that hasn't been even used, they're getting it for nothing. 486 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:57,480 Vultures. 487 00:32:59,920 --> 00:33:01,359 Number, sir? 488 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,439 It's the best in the world, 489 00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:06,159 and you're just seeing it getting tore apart. 490 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,759 And it's... As I say, it's frightening. 491 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,279 I heard a newsflash on a programme as I drove down to the dock 492 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:16,599 that something worth £900 had been sold for £30. 493 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,280 This is what the British government have brought us to. 494 00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:21,999 Thank you very much. Thank you. 495 00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,399 Just making sure it's you. 496 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,039 Thanks. Thank you. It's definitely her. 497 00:33:26,040 --> 00:33:27,080 Have you had a nice day? 498 00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:30,840 Um, I've not had a very good day today. 499 00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:35,679 The... 500 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:37,559 The, um... 501 00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:43,240 The recession is unfortunately catching up with us at the moment. 502 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,840 And I've been seriously affected today. 503 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,799 And I was saying earlier, 504 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:11,759 nature films - programmes are one of our favourites. 505 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,639 We both enjoy these immensely. 506 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:17,159 Though this one's all about crabs emigrating - 507 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:18,839 or migrating. 508 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:20,840 All good and buried in the mud. 509 00:35:28,520 --> 00:35:31,040 Isn't it horrible mud? Mm. 510 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:37,519 Marvellous how they get the pictures, isn't it? Yeah. 511 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:41,399 TELEVISION: Across the Pacific, on a small beach on the Panama Canal, 512 00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:44,240 ghost crabs are entrenched on the upper shore. 513 00:35:55,240 --> 00:35:57,240 Shall I try and wake him up? No. 514 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,440 I think this room sleeps about sort of 15 people. 515 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,119 It's all quite comfy. But, you know, I haven't been cleaning up here, 516 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,279 so it's not tidy, like downstairs. 517 00:36:07,280 --> 00:36:10,359 And then, here, this is where the DJs, 518 00:36:10,360 --> 00:36:12,599 the music people are sleeping - in here. 519 00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:14,639 I don't know where they are at the moment. 520 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,919 They're the guys who set everything up downstairs. 521 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,319 And, basically, that's about it, I think. 522 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,879 Was it a good party? Yeah, very good. 523 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:26,919 Brilliant, you know? The bus journey took about 30 hours, 524 00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,919 but after that, it was cool. 525 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,320 Very good indeed. 526 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:42,639 ♪ In my mind, in my head 527 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:47,519 ♪ This is where we all came from 528 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:50,319 ♪ The dreams we had 529 00:36:50,320 --> 00:36:52,959 ♪ The love we shared 530 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:58,479 ♪ This is what we're waiting for 531 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,440 ♪ In my mind, in my head 532 00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:08,999 ♪ This is where we all came from 533 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:12,039 ♪ In my mind... ♪ 534 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:14,319 And the West Indians, 535 00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,399 and now we've got West Africans smuggling them in now 536 00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:18,239 with forged papers. 537 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,079 In yesterday's paper, I saw 538 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,279 that there's West Africans coming in now. 539 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:24,479 So we'll have to get some jokes about the West Africans, 540 00:37:24,480 --> 00:37:25,599 make them feel at home. 541 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,319 But does it make them feel at home, 542 00:37:27,320 --> 00:37:29,399 or does it make them feel alienated? 543 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,439 It makes no difference to me whether it makes them feel at home or not. 544 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,199 This is my home, you know? 545 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:37,119 We want to make them feel at home, and if they don't feel at home, 546 00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:38,840 well, you can always go back. 547 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,639 Where did you do your shopping before you came here? 548 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:03,679 Asda. 549 00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:06,079 Tesco's, stuff like that. 550 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:08,439 They just put it up and up. 551 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,559 Pay for the new buildings they've just built, that's all. 552 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,639 It's a far cry, isn't it from the sort of superstores, 553 00:38:12,640 --> 00:38:14,479 very nice buildings and all of that. 554 00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,599 Does that not bother you? No, no, no. 555 00:38:16,600 --> 00:38:19,200 It's the price you pay to, you know, save, isn't it? 556 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:30,919 ♪ I was lost in the haze of a drunken hour 557 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:35,159 ♪ But heaven knows I'm miserable now 558 00:38:35,160 --> 00:38:39,279 ♪ I was looking for a job and then I found a job 559 00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:43,759 ♪ And heaven knows I'm miserable now 560 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:47,799 ♪ In my life 561 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:52,119 ♪ Why do I give valuable time 562 00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:58,120 ♪ To people who don't care if I live or die? ♪ 563 00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:34,359 ♪ I get so excited 564 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:38,359 ♪ I get so excited 565 00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:41,799 ♪ I get so excited 566 00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:44,120 ♪ In your arms... ♪ 567 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:05,879 If people don't apply for Keeper in Charge jobs, 568 00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:08,679 and if people don't apply for Collection Manager jobs, 569 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:10,919 then they aren't the type of people that we want. 570 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,919 Of course. And if people read that job description and they say, 571 00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,679 "Oh, that's not as good as what I did before," 572 00:41:16,680 --> 00:41:19,599 then they aren't the right people. 573 00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:22,279 The type of people we want are the people that are going to be 574 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,959 fighting and achieving and empowering junior people. 575 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,479 They're reading it like it was a Head Keeper's job description 576 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,319 and expecting it to be like a Head Keeper's job description. 577 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,199 It's Head Keepers, reading a Head Keeper's job. That's right. 578 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:32,919 And there is actually more in there hidden away. 579 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,959 I mean, perhaps we should have left some more clues in there. 580 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,199 If you look at it laterally, 581 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:42,599 then what you're actually trying to do is achieve thought process 582 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:44,479 in the right kind of people. 583 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,639 And if you get the right kind of people, 584 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,559 then you actually mould and develop. 585 00:41:48,560 --> 00:41:50,799 And by empowering those people and making sure 586 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,719 that they understand and create 587 00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:54,559 and actually write their own job description, 588 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:56,279 then they're far better people for it, 589 00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:57,919 because it basically means 590 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,639 that you've got them in the grinder because they're committed. 591 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,759 Do you want promotion? 592 00:42:02,760 --> 00:42:05,839 Are you going for it? I want the claw. 593 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,679 Yeah, I want the claw. What's the claw? 594 00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:10,559 Small mammal house. 595 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,120 Because... 596 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:15,279 How badly do you want it? 597 00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:18,359 Oh, bad enough that it hurts at the moment. 598 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:20,560 Never wanted it, never bothered me before. 599 00:43:04,440 --> 00:43:09,479 When I took my 18 portions of moussaka in, 600 00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:12,919 she'd leaned across a candlelit counter and leer at me, 601 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,159 going, "Your... 602 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,400 "Microwave..." 603 00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,759 ♪ Why did it take so long to see the light? 604 00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:44,959 ♪ It seems so wrong but now it seems so right 605 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,880 ♪ What a lady, what a night. ♪ 606 00:43:52,040 --> 00:43:54,359 93, 98. 607 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:56,959 91. 608 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,679 91. No, no, no. 609 00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,839 All gone! 610 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,799 80, 87. Who for? 611 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,759 87's out to Bacon. 612 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,840 No, yours. 613 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,960 Yours. 614 00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:16,999 25, 80. 615 00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,999 It's horrible, everywhere's the same. 616 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:22,919 You know Owen Owens in Preston, that was? 617 00:44:22,920 --> 00:44:24,959 And then it changed to Lewis's. 618 00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:27,479 Yeah. Well, now it's gone. 619 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,879 It was a management buyout and it's gone now. 620 00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:32,039 Hello? 621 00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:34,639 And when you get there, it's gone. You just stand in amazement. 622 00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:36,279 I suppose it's the rent and the rates. 623 00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:38,439 I mean, so expensive, aren't they? 624 00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:39,560 We're fully booked. 625 00:44:58,080 --> 00:44:59,240 15%. 626 00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:02,639 MLR. 627 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:03,919 Gee whiz. 628 00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,000 What's happening? 629 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:14,919 Tomorrow. 15% MLR. 630 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,960 Fuckin' hell! 631 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,960 4.3 beta. 632 00:45:25,400 --> 00:45:29,839 If I had £1 million, the first thing I'd do is get myself out 633 00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:33,039 of this gratty area and move to somewhere nice, 634 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:35,439 like Sutton Coldfield, or buy a house. 635 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,079 I'd have maids. 636 00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,799 I'd invest some in cigarettes. 637 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,239 I know it's a bad thing, but when you've got money, 638 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:43,599 you've got to raise more money. 639 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:45,639 I'd invest in cigarettes because they'll always sell. 640 00:45:45,640 --> 00:45:47,199 And then I'd always have money. 641 00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,039 After that I'd buy a nice car. 642 00:45:49,040 --> 00:45:51,479 Escort Cosworth, kitted up. Nicest wheels. 643 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,679 Recaro interior. I'd buy my own house. My house would be massive. 644 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:57,039 I'd have the nicest rooms. 645 00:45:57,040 --> 00:45:59,079 I'd have a pure brilliant white room 646 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:00,999 with a pure brilliant white set. 647 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:03,479 Pure brilliant white leather settees, 648 00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,119 pure, brilliant everything, pure, brilliant white. 649 00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:06,959 I'd wear pure brilliant white tracksuits, 650 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,239 pure brilliant white chains, pure brilliant white cap, white gold. 651 00:46:10,240 --> 00:46:12,719 I'd have a black panther with a diamond necklace around his neck. 652 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:13,959 That'd be immaculate. 653 00:46:13,960 --> 00:46:15,679 That would prove I was a millionaire. 654 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,639 Prove I was a millionaire to everybody. 655 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,680 So how many pounds have you sold? 656 00:46:20,920 --> 00:46:24,039 At half a billion. Half a billion? 657 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:28,519 So, has it been good business? Yeah, it's been really good. 658 00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:30,519 What does that mean to the bank here? 659 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:33,159 Um, we've had an excellent day. We've made a lot of money, 660 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,999 so it's good. What are you talking about, 661 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:36,959 a couple of hundred thousand pounds? 662 00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,159 Probably about 10 million. 663 00:46:39,160 --> 00:46:44,199 It was in excess of $1 billion of profits 664 00:46:44,200 --> 00:46:47,559 because we had a position approaching, 665 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,399 I think, $10 billion. 666 00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,160 And the fall was more than 10%. 667 00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,120 Where is this going? 668 00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:23,120 CHORAL SINGING IN LATIN 669 00:50:35,320 --> 00:50:39,399 ♪ Gloria 670 00:50:39,400 --> 00:50:43,000 ♪ Gloria... ♪ 671 00:51:05,360 --> 00:51:06,760 Goodnight. 672 00:51:12,640 --> 00:51:15,599 As I was just turning around and going back 673 00:51:15,600 --> 00:51:19,119 to turn to the other side of the bed, 674 00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:23,679 I saw all these balloons staring at me in the, 675 00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:26,919 you know, stuck to the ceiling, which is, you know, 676 00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:28,359 quite a nice surprise. 677 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:30,999 She must have got up in the middle of the night 678 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:32,799 and put these up here. 679 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,799 So it was a bit of a shock and quite a nice surprise, though, 680 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:41,119 at the same time, to see all these balloons, 681 00:51:41,120 --> 00:51:45,159 of which this is one. 682 00:51:45,160 --> 00:51:47,079 So that was quite a nice surprise. 683 00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:48,839 Thank you very much. 684 00:51:48,840 --> 00:51:53,679 Now we meet one of the main members of the community protest 685 00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,799 against the live transportation of animals. 686 00:51:55,800 --> 00:51:57,319 It's Tilly. 687 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,759 Now, I'm afraid Tilly can't speak to us at the moment, 688 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:02,679 because we've been told that we're not allowed to shout 689 00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,399 or to say anything to the police or anything 690 00:52:05,400 --> 00:52:08,159 so Tilly is making sure she can control herself, 691 00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,360 and she has actually taped her mouth. 692 00:52:55,240 --> 00:52:57,359 Well, good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. 693 00:52:57,360 --> 00:52:58,760 Shall we start the meeting? 694 00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,279 The kind of bids they make and the purchases they make 695 00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,439 are going to be available to me 696 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:26,839 so that I'm aware of what they're up to. 697 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:30,679 And I think they're going to refrain from any anti-competitive practices. 698 00:53:30,680 --> 00:53:32,199 But if it is alleged 699 00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:34,359 that they're engaging in such practices, 700 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:38,479 I can take steps to form a view as to whether this is going on. 701 00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:41,920 And if it is going on, take steps if necessary, to stop it. 702 00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:58,759 Of course, he'll have the information. 703 00:53:58,760 --> 00:54:00,279 He has the powers to demand it. 704 00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:02,159 But the really important question is 705 00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,279 what is the quality of that information? 706 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,279 Is that information credible? 707 00:54:06,280 --> 00:54:09,759 Can the regulator independently check that the numbers 708 00:54:09,760 --> 00:54:11,919 that they're given by the major players 709 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:14,999 in this industry genuinely represent the true costs 710 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:17,000 and true conditions of power stations? 711 00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:11,640 227. 712 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:16,520 2270, yeah. 713 00:56:19,080 --> 00:56:23,159 Kilos. OK. Did you get it? 714 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,559 Kilos, yeah? Yeah, yeah. 715 00:56:25,560 --> 00:56:28,919 Two tons and a quarter. 716 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,759 Just over. 717 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:33,759 Two tons, right? Eh? Two tons? Yeah. 718 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:36,079 You see the whole lot now? Yes. 719 00:56:36,080 --> 00:56:39,359 Bits of it. I can see the whole lot. 720 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,079 I'll tell you what I'm having trouble with is, 721 00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:42,679 because it's a two page one, 722 00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,439 I'm having trouble ever so slightly 723 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:46,159 when you go from one page to the other. 724 00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,760 Yeah, it's... 725 00:56:57,440 --> 00:56:58,720 Yeah! 726 00:57:02,440 --> 00:57:05,599 In there, right, there's a picture. A 3D picture of Bambi. 727 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,240 Find it. 728 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,879 In there? In there. In there? There, yeah. 729 00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,919 Inside that. Look, just look at it. 730 00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,319 What are you doing? 731 00:57:15,320 --> 00:57:17,959 You got to put your eyes out of focus or something. 732 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:20,559 Do you knock the eyes out of focus? 733 00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:23,919 Look at these two, looking at the newspapers, man. 734 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,080 That newspaper. I can't get the newspaper on the floor. 735 00:57:44,160 --> 00:57:49,239 God would not have had any freedom to choose how the universe began. 736 00:57:49,240 --> 00:57:53,159 We are such insignificant creatures on a minor planet 737 00:57:53,160 --> 00:57:56,199 of a very average star in the outer suburbs 738 00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,359 of one of a hundred thousand million galaxies. 739 00:58:00,360 --> 00:58:03,079 So it is difficult to believe in a God 740 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:07,639 that would care about us, or even notice our existence. 741 00:58:07,640 --> 00:58:10,359 Instead, I would use a term, 742 00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:14,280 God, as the embodiment of the laws of physics. 743 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,840 Can you get it? 744 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:36,239 What we're trying to do, 745 00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:38,439 the Daily Mail newspaper 746 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:41,399 and magazine have produced this thing, 747 00:58:41,400 --> 00:58:42,879 brightly coloured pattern. 748 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:46,039 And apparently you can see sort of 749 00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,519 where's the actual... 3D pictures inside. 750 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,919 3D pictures inside. Apparently they leap out at you. 751 00:58:50,920 --> 00:58:52,639 Personally, I think, yeah, they leap out. 752 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,199 Personally, I think you've got to be pissed to actually see these. 753 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,119 He seems to be the only one getting the images. 754 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:59,159 Yeah. I can't see one bleeding image. 755 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:00,240 Hold on. 756 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,839 There are a lot of these American... 757 00:59:03,840 --> 00:59:06,359 I mean, everything's under the thing of being metal 758 00:59:06,360 --> 00:59:08,159 and the way they perceive it now, 759 00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:10,119 if you've got long hair, a guitar, 760 00:59:10,120 --> 00:59:11,999 and tight spandex pants, you're metal. 761 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:13,439 And that's not the case 762 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:16,879 because it's getting so confusing, the speed metal, death metal, 763 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:19,559 gay metal, you know, whatever metal, you know, 764 00:59:19,560 --> 00:59:21,639 it's all different aspects of the one thing, 765 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,919 and it gets so confusing for me. 766 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:26,760 I don't know what the bloody hell it's all about any more. 767 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:10,719 Miners' union leaders are calling for a strike against plans 768 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:12,559 to close most of the industry. 769 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:15,559 Ministers say there will be no change of mind. 770 01:00:15,560 --> 01:00:18,679 It emerged tonight that the decision to shut down half 771 01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,599 the coal industry was not discussed beforehand by the full cabinet. 772 01:00:22,600 --> 01:00:25,919 It isn't suddenly something that we've woken up, 773 01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:28,079 rubbed our eyes and decided 774 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,359 to do something beastly to the mining industry. 775 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,719 If it wasn't economically unavoidable, 776 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,359 we would not have done it. 777 01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:37,199 But since it became economically unavoidable, 778 01:00:37,200 --> 01:00:40,400 we thought it better to do it cleanly and quickly. 779 01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,759 How's it going to affect you, the closure of this pit? 780 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:14,039 Well, I'm 43, so I've got no chance of getting a job when I finish here. 781 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,919 My whole family will be on the dole. 782 01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:19,640 Myself, my future wife, her mother, her brother. 783 01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,199 What's left for us? 784 01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:27,119 This kind of thing shouldn't be allowed to happen to anyone, 785 01:01:27,120 --> 01:01:28,879 whatever industry they're in. 786 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:31,039 Not on such a large scale as this. 787 01:01:31,040 --> 01:01:33,159 It is absolutely devastating. 788 01:01:33,160 --> 01:01:35,399 I don't know how I'm going to be able to tell my wife 789 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,800 and four kids that this is it, we're done. 790 01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,480 REPORTER: Good evening, Chancellor. 791 01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:08,439 There is too much short termism, 792 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:13,119 too much reacting to events, not enough shaping of events. 793 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:17,520 We give the impression of being in office, but not in power. 794 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:21,919 Unless this approach is changed, 795 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:25,680 the government will not survive and will not deserve to survive. 796 01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:05,479 Good evening, we're Pulp, 797 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,359 and we're going to play a song called Common People for you, 798 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:12,479 which is a national anthem for the Netto generation. 799 01:03:12,480 --> 01:03:14,040 And it sounds like this. 800 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:25,599 ♪ She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge 801 01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:28,599 ♪ She studied sculpture at St Martin's College 802 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,039 ♪ That's where I 803 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,760 ♪ Caught her eye 804 01:03:37,200 --> 01:03:40,399 ♪ She told me that her dad was loaded 805 01:03:40,400 --> 01:03:43,159 ♪ I said, "In that case, I'll have rum and Coca-Cola" 806 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:44,680 ♪ She said, "Fine" 807 01:03:46,720 --> 01:03:50,119 ♪ And then in 30 seconds' time 808 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:51,599 ♪ She said 809 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:54,959 ♪ I want to live like common people 810 01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,719 ♪ I want to do whatever common people do 811 01:03:58,720 --> 01:04:02,199 ♪ Want to sleep with common people 812 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:07,119 ♪ I want to sleep with common people like you 813 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,239 ♪ Well, what else could I do? 814 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:13,080 ♪ I said, "I'll, I'll see what I can do 815 01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:19,559 ♪ I took her to a supermarket 816 01:04:19,560 --> 01:04:24,999 ♪ I don't know why but I had to start it somewhere 817 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:27,400 ♪ So it started there 818 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,039 ♪ I said, pretend you've got no money 819 01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,919 ♪ And she just laughed and said 820 01:04:34,920 --> 01:04:37,360 ♪ You're so funny I said, yeah 821 01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,599 ♪ Well, I can't see anyone else smiling in here... ♪ 822 01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,599 I've got them! 823 01:04:43,600 --> 01:04:46,719 ♪ You wanna live like common people? 824 01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:50,279 ♪ You wanna see whatever common people see? 825 01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:53,399 ♪ Wanna sleep with common people? 826 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:57,599 ♪ You wanna sleep with common people like me? 827 01:04:57,600 --> 01:05:00,559 ♪ But she didn't understand 828 01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:05,439 ♪ And she just smiled and held my hand 829 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:08,879 ♪ Oh, rent a flat above the shop 830 01:05:08,880 --> 01:05:12,079 ♪ And cut your hair and get a job 831 01:05:12,080 --> 01:05:15,279 ♪ Smoke some fags and play some pool 832 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,879 ♪ Pretend you never went to school 833 01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,719 ♪ Still, you'll never get it right 834 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:25,079 ♪ Cause when you're laying in bed at night 835 01:05:25,080 --> 01:05:28,519 ♪ Watching roaches climb the wall 836 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:32,559 ♪ Well, if you called your dad, he could stop it all 837 01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:35,719 ♪ You'll never live like common people 838 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:39,559 ♪ You'll never do whatever common people do 839 01:05:39,560 --> 01:05:42,279 ♪ Never fail like common people 840 01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:46,479 ♪ You'll never have to watch your life slide out of view 841 01:05:46,480 --> 01:05:49,599 ♪ And then dance and drink and screw 842 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:52,480 ♪ Because there's nothing else to do... ♪ 843 01:05:54,160 --> 01:05:56,280 FALLING MASONRY 844 01:05:59,760 --> 01:06:02,200 HE TRIES TO CALM ELEPHANT 845 01:06:11,200 --> 01:06:13,439 Hold it! 846 01:06:13,440 --> 01:06:15,999 He wants some slack. 847 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:18,520 Just shove that pole up, actually. 848 01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:21,959 Yeah. 849 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,720 Yeah. 850 01:06:24,840 --> 01:06:29,200 HE TRIES TO CALM ELEPHANT