1 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:37,590 Excuse me. Excuse me. 2 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:44,750 - Sorry. - Hello Rosenborg! 3 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:58,710 Damn! 4 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:31,830 Bend over, Trondheim. I'll take you from behind. 5 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:05,650 - Hello. - Hello. You? 6 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:10,330 - Innherredsodd or Inderøysodd? - I brought some work home. 7 00:03:10,380 --> 00:03:15,370 It's just a small paint job. It is quickly done. 8 00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:20,730 - A nice evening activity. - I know of a job we can do as a team. 9 00:03:20,780 --> 00:03:25,850 Funny. This is one of the best I have done. Look at the details. 10 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:31,070 Another gnome. Inderøysodd or Innherredsodd? 11 00:03:34,980 --> 00:03:39,010 - So the shelf fell down again? - I'll take it tomorrow. 12 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:45,170 - I don't know the difference between a gnome and a goblin. - I've said it a thousand times before. 13 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:49,390 There is one key word: Cheekbone and chin. 14 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:52,690 Isn't it nice? 15 00:03:52,740 --> 00:03:57,290 - Are you taking the shelf tomorrow? - Yes. 16 00:03:57,340 --> 00:04:00,070 You, come here. 17 00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:04,070 That's how it goes. 18 00:04:11,780 --> 00:04:15,650 Happy birthday to you. 19 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:20,770 “American people, I did not have intercourse with this woman." 20 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:26,110 - Did you like it? Was I sexy? - I don't hear. Speak into the microphone. 21 00:04:29,180 --> 00:04:34,090 - Is it wireless? - What you wore. 22 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:38,690 - Is it Marilyn you want tonight? - Shouldn't there be anything new? 23 00:04:38,740 --> 00:04:44,330 - Welcome to the Bay of Pigs. - President, you're not going to liquidate me? 24 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:49,930 - Huh? What are you talking about? - Wasn't Marilyn liquidated? 25 00:04:49,980 --> 00:04:56,090 Don't talk sensually about liquidation. Assassination is mostly not sexy. 26 00:04:56,140 --> 00:04:58,930 I just thought of something new. 27 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:04,670 Give me ten minutes and you'll stay the opposite. Namely "dick wide". 28 00:05:11,980 --> 00:05:15,710 No, you, screw that Santa. 29 00:05:16,340 --> 00:05:22,270 Happy birthday, for example. Six years. 30 00:05:24,860 --> 00:05:28,670 Congratulations. Time flies fast when one is in stable. 31 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:33,590 Come on, Ulf. 32 00:05:40,100 --> 00:05:42,350 Congratulations. 33 00:05:43,780 --> 00:05:45,930 - Oh! - Oh! 34 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:50,730 - Have you put on weight, haven't you? - And you say that? 35 00:05:50,780 --> 00:05:55,090 - Relax. Here there is a hidden "sex pack". - Six pack. 36 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:58,810 I ordered sod. Not so romantic, but that's how it turned out. 37 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:00,770 - Inherited? - Inderøy. 38 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:05,250 You know I can't stand it. I can take the TV into the toilet. 39 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:10,870 - Have a glass of milk before you eat. - Milk is for infants and calves. 40 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:15,550 What do you want to do on your sixth birthday? 41 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:20,850 No. No, no. 42 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:23,470 Okay, the art can wait. 43 00:06:24,620 --> 00:06:26,670 - Beer? - Yes. 44 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:31,310 For six years. 45 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:43,910 Congratulations on over 2000 days, even more so with leap years. 46 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:50,930 - Then we'll be a bit breezy together. - It's been a long time since we've been together. 47 00:06:50,980 --> 00:06:54,670 - Together. - It has been a long time since we were together. 48 00:06:55,580 --> 00:06:58,310 I have not brought a present. 49 00:07:00,580 --> 00:07:05,170 After all, we have automatic drafts for anniversaries and birthdays. 50 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:08,990 Congratulations, you have NOK 500 in your account. 51 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:18,710 The soot is here. 52 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,490 - Good evening. - It's you, right. 53 00:07:54,540 --> 00:07:57,370 Do we know each other? 54 00:07:57,420 --> 00:08:02,570 Don't you play football? Torvald Reginussen. 55 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:05,170 - The Reginius, yes. - Celebrity. 56 00:08:05,220 --> 00:08:09,610 - I've locked myself out, you have to help me. - Locked you...? 57 00:08:09,660 --> 00:08:14,870 - Is there anyone else at home? Should I call? - No, can I come over to you? 58 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:19,530 - It's cold, I'm freezing. - You should have put on more clothes. 59 00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:26,010 Can't you help me? It is your duty. Damsel in distress, and all that. 60 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:30,010 Maybe I can climb over? 61 00:08:30,060 --> 00:08:32,570 It's way down. 62 00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:37,910 As long as you don't fall down, it should go well. 63 00:08:38,780 --> 00:08:42,330 - Okay. - It's probably best if I close my eyes. 64 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:45,690 You should keep your eyes open. 65 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:50,170 - Imagine if I fall and break my back. - No, focus on the footing. 66 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:54,250 Come on again. Footed, yes. Precisely. Okay. 67 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:57,650 There, and then… Oh my god, so good. 68 00:08:57,700 --> 00:09:00,130 Oh! We are tearing down the entire veranda. 69 00:09:00,180 --> 00:09:03,530 - Hello, there. Muscles. - Yes. Boobs. 70 00:09:03,580 --> 00:09:08,630 Okay, like that. Thank you very much. Yes, you just have to walk in. 71 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:19,150 Thanks for the food. 72 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,750 Uh... Yeah... 73 00:09:44,780 --> 00:09:49,210 - Is that how it has turned out? - Soot is no aphrodisiac for me. 74 00:09:49,260 --> 00:09:54,130 We haven't had sex in two months, and last time you fell asleep in the middle. 75 00:09:54,180 --> 00:10:00,130 - We don't do anything social anymore either. - We are the only ones without children. 76 00:10:00,180 --> 00:10:05,410 Eddy and Karianne have had twins. Wasim and Husma have all one. 77 00:10:05,460 --> 00:10:10,610 Completely isolated, we have no contact with them. Byåsen does something with people. 78 00:10:10,660 --> 00:10:14,190 Should we have kids? Is that what you say? 79 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:20,910 - Do you want it? - Do you want to? 80 00:10:25,220 --> 00:10:30,030 We break free. We do something crazy together. 81 00:10:31,060 --> 00:10:33,310 Huh? 82 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:37,990 No, I don't think so. 83 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:43,890 You, we're doing something wild together. 84 00:10:43,940 --> 00:10:47,990 - Something crazy. Huh? - No. 85 00:10:53,660 --> 00:10:55,230 Okay. 86 00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:59,310 Then we have to find another alternative. 87 00:11:03,780 --> 00:11:06,770 - Was it your mother again? - Yes. 88 00:11:06,820 --> 00:11:12,670 I need signatures for my grant. I'll call her tomorrow. 89 00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:21,430 I have an idea that could brighten up the evening. 90 00:11:22,340 --> 00:11:25,890 - Is it better than liquidation? - Don't talk about it. 91 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:28,690 It's my birthday today. 92 00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:34,490 - Then the birthday child decides. - Maybe. 93 00:11:34,540 --> 00:11:37,450 I've been thinking about where we are in life. 94 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,850 - We are not pure young anymore. - At least not you. 95 00:11:41,900 --> 00:11:45,490 - But am I right? - Yes, to that extent. 96 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:52,750 Did I understand you correctly, then you will marry me. 97 00:11:55,380 --> 00:12:00,090 - Are you proposing? - With time. 98 00:12:00,140 --> 00:12:04,730 - And then you want children. - Two children. Orlando and Liv. 99 00:12:04,780 --> 00:12:10,490 When we are married and have children, they are going to take up all the time. 100 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:16,290 At first they are like retarded pets. At least animals find the food dish. 101 00:12:16,340 --> 00:12:20,370 A baby must be pressed into a teat. It has no sense of direction. 102 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:23,570 We are captivated by the children for many years. 103 00:12:23,620 --> 00:12:29,450 When they leave home as 30-year-olds, are we old 104 00:12:29,500 --> 00:12:33,750 We should break free while it's just the two of us. 105 00:12:34,740 --> 00:12:39,930 I want a blowout tonight and take it all out on my birthday. 106 00:12:39,980 --> 00:12:42,730 I want to do something crazy. 107 00:12:42,780 --> 00:12:46,950 Is there anything dangerous, since you look so happy? 108 00:12:47,820 --> 00:12:53,350 It's exciting, sensual and trust-inspiring. 109 00:12:54,060 --> 00:12:58,610 - I don't know what to say. - Look me in the eyes and repeat after me. 110 00:12:58,660 --> 00:13:00,490 Uh... 111 00:13:00,540 --> 00:13:03,390 - Do I have to say "eh"? - Yes, "eh". 112 00:13:04,220 --> 00:13:06,930 - Uh... - ...will... 113 00:13:06,980 --> 00:13:10,650 - ...that... - ...that... we... 114 00:13:10,700 --> 00:13:15,730 - ...will... try... - ...try... 115 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:19,290 - ...partner... - ...exchange. 116 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:24,650 Swinging. There are many who do at our age. 117 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:30,890 - What if they are ugly? - Stop. You can withdraw at any time. 118 00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:34,970 How to do it? In the same room? 119 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:38,230 - Are you stepping on the beat? - Cut out. 120 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:46,130 - Can you be voted out? - Relax! Be a little adventurous. 121 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:52,190 I never thought along those lines. I saw myself as a one-woman show. 122 00:13:53,020 --> 00:13:56,970 - I'm a little stressed. - What are you thinking now? 123 00:13:57,020 --> 00:14:02,950 It's exciting. I have more sex with your gnomes than you. 124 00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:09,670 - I can't have sex with someone else. - You can't do it with me either. 125 00:14:11,420 --> 00:14:15,810 It can happen that she's gorgeous, and he's ugly. 126 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:19,670 Maybe she turns women on and he on men? 127 00:14:21,540 --> 00:14:25,050 What? You're straight, right? 128 00:14:25,100 --> 00:14:29,170 - Maybe I haven't met the right woman? - Now I'm sweating. 129 00:14:29,220 --> 00:14:34,410 - Do you light it? - Turns off, really. 130 00:14:34,460 --> 00:14:37,310 I'm just teasing you. 131 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:41,590 Like that. 132 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:46,710 Then we have a profile. 133 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:52,530 If you don't like them, we'll turn the door around. 134 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:56,450 I am shocked. I thought it was the two of us. 135 00:14:56,500 --> 00:15:01,650 That's why we team up, the holy "two-oneness". Hashtag "WeToo". 136 00:15:01,700 --> 00:15:04,890 Diseases, then? What if they have raging gonorrhea? 137 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:09,370 - I can use a double condom. - This is getting too stupid. 138 00:15:09,420 --> 00:15:15,330 Come on! Carpe diem, YOLO. My balls are in your corner. 139 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:18,850 - It's like adultery. - Not when we are in a team. 140 00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:23,530 Then there is extended fidelity. We are confident in each other. 141 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:28,410 - You want to sleep with other women. - No, it's only sex. 142 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:34,250 - It's just a social activity. - Then we can play bowling. 143 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,750 It's my birthday! You caught me by the hand on that. 144 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:48,070 It went well. 145 00:16:00,340 --> 00:16:03,190 - Aren't you going home? - No. 146 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,770 No. 147 00:16:05,820 --> 00:16:08,850 - Would you like something to drink? - Yes, thank you. 148 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:13,810 - Can I borrow the blanket? - Yes, just let loose. 149 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:18,450 - It was probably cold on the terrace. - Freezing. 150 00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,350 Maybe you had too few clothes? 151 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:30,450 - What kind of red wine is it? - Red wine. 152 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:35,970 - You don't have whiskey, do you? - I have Bowmore, but it's Scotch. 153 00:16:36,020 --> 00:16:40,470 - It's the same. - Is it the same for you? 154 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:47,070 Then you will get what you want. "Bowmore 15 Years". 155 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:52,730 Er, be careful. This is booze, right? 156 00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:57,650 Do you want orange juice to mix with, then you can have it. 157 00:16:57,700 --> 00:17:01,770 - Okay. You may not like juice. - I need another one. 158 00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,750 - One more? - Yes. 159 00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,130 Take it. 160 00:17:08,180 --> 00:17:10,790 You don't need to drink so fast. 161 00:17:12,580 --> 00:17:19,290 - You are a narcissist. - Me? I offer you marriage and children. 162 00:17:19,340 --> 00:17:23,210 Do I feel like it? I sacrifice myself for you. 163 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:28,210 Rim-Tim-Tim, former national celebrity and all. 164 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:32,910 It's my birthday. Does it mean nothing to you? 165 00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:41,530 Right. I do it. 166 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:48,050 On one condition: You finance online store for my swimsuit collection. 167 00:17:48,100 --> 00:17:52,450 You are amazing. Liv and Orlando get the best mora in Trøndelag. 168 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:55,170 You owe me big time for this. 169 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:59,270 No problem. It is not the first time with a provost... 170 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:05,130 It's not the first time I have been with a priest. 171 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:10,730 - Look, here are a couple. "Freelynt"... - Hippies. 172 00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:13,090 - "Seeking like-minded people." - Desperate. 173 00:18:13,140 --> 00:18:16,010 my god we sit and have a good time. 174 00:18:16,060 --> 00:18:21,010 You kill the sexual playfulness with sour stomach querulation. 175 00:18:21,060 --> 00:18:26,750 Ok, I'll try to be positive, maybe HIV positive. 176 00:18:28,420 --> 00:18:32,730 Look, here's a couple. "Six months of experience." 177 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:36,530 "Looking for a couple for an erotic evening." 178 00:18:36,580 --> 00:18:41,490 - And... "It must be playful." - Playful, yes. 179 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:44,270 I'm calling. 180 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:13,010 They don't take it. 181 00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:18,230 - Why didn't you take it? - It's not my phone. 182 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:24,630 Yes, but then I'll have another beer. You want, right? 183 00:19:31,060 --> 00:19:33,250 Or something stronger. 184 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:38,270 - I don't understand why they didn't take it. - It's not easy with orgies. 185 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:43,210 what are you doing Are you calling back? 186 00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:49,750 Yes, my strength is persistence and afford large phone bills. 187 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:10,770 - Hello? - Hello, you called me. 188 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:16,630 I called because that personal ad on the website. 189 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:20,810 Maybe you understand what I mean? 190 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:24,510 - Maybe. - I wonder if you and your wife... 191 00:20:26,940 --> 00:20:31,510 Ulf-André! come here you must bring this with you. 192 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,250 Do you have plans for the evening? 193 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:40,770 - My plans are your plans. - It is good planning. 194 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:47,350 This can lead to a good "plan location". So what do you suggest? 195 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:51,210 What do we suggest? 196 00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:55,610 This is new for us, we've never done it before. 197 00:20:55,660 --> 00:20:58,490 Eh... We're damsels in distress. 198 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:03,290 So I'm wondering if you could give us some introduction? 199 00:21:03,340 --> 00:21:06,770 - Introduction? - Yes. 200 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:12,410 Introduction regarding entry and exit. 201 00:21:12,460 --> 00:21:17,490 I like the way you say it. Introduction. 202 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:22,770 Do you? Introduction? 203 00:21:22,820 --> 00:21:25,610 Ok, you got me hooked there. 204 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:28,770 Take out the vaseline and potato flour. Wet should become dry. 205 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,710 And dry must become wet. Send address. 206 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:36,110 Okay. 207 00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:42,230 Let's get ready to rumble. 208 00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:47,810 They are beginners and want an introduction. Do you know what that means? 209 00:21:47,860 --> 00:21:52,850 Power. We have the power. You can do whatever you want, Solveig. 210 00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:57,730 - Then it will be a short evening. - No, when you get going, you're unstoppable. 211 00:21:57,780 --> 00:22:03,570 But I owe you for this. You will get an online store and call on your finger. 212 00:22:03,620 --> 00:22:07,910 And then I can take Viagra. 213 00:22:12,820 --> 00:22:17,770 - I'm not sure about this, Veronika. - We cannot withdraw now. 214 00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:20,890 Are you going to dander? Put star on top. 215 00:22:20,940 --> 00:22:25,910 We can go in circles around you and sing "O Christmas with your sheath". 216 00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:33,010 And you, then? Have you showered and put on deodorant? 217 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:39,170 I showered this morning and didn't sweat. Deodorant only hides the animal smell. 218 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:43,690 - I intend to release the wild animal. - You smell like a barn. 219 00:22:43,740 --> 00:22:47,910 - Some like it too. - Cows, yes. Wear aftershave. 220 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:59,010 - Personality is attractive, not smell. - Oh, come on. 221 00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,510 Take action! 222 00:23:02,780 --> 00:23:08,190 See here. Water. I'll take one too, so we can share this. 223 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:16,690 - Are you busy? I can go. - No, then. 224 00:23:16,740 --> 00:23:20,610 I have gone more times than I have come. 225 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:24,210 I was supposed to meet a fellow, and nothing came of it. 226 00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:29,590 He is guaranteed to be with the girl, which he promised to depart from. 227 00:23:30,260 --> 00:23:35,130 I just got a message: "There won't be anything tonight." 228 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:40,210 "Put the keys in the mailbox. See you at the next pool. LOL." 229 00:23:40,260 --> 00:23:44,090 Isn't that psychopathic to have a snap lock on the balcony door? 230 00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:47,690 - Not if it's a burglar. - I'm not. 231 00:23:47,740 --> 00:23:52,970 I had dressed like that and just had to draw air on the balcony. 232 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:57,950 Bam! Locked out. Fuck my life. 233 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:03,330 - What's your name, then? - Irene. 234 00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:05,970 - Torvald here. - I knew that. 235 00:24:06,020 --> 00:24:10,710 Yes, that... You did. 236 00:24:12,740 --> 00:24:17,650 Come up with a name. We must have cover names, otherwise they recognize me from TV. 237 00:24:17,700 --> 00:24:21,170 - Seriously? - Solveig... 238 00:24:21,220 --> 00:24:24,450 - Erna. - Erna. 239 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:28,670 Rude. Just wait until you hear my name. 240 00:24:33,860 --> 00:24:36,190 Brilliant... 241 00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:42,010 - Don't you rent out apartments here? - The family owns the apartment building. 242 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:46,430 We must be discreet, sneaking around us with sinister intentions. 243 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:51,510 - You have sinister intentions. - No, we. 244 00:25:19,940 --> 00:25:22,190 Ulf-André! 245 00:25:24,980 --> 00:25:29,450 Hello? Yes, hi. 246 00:25:29,500 --> 00:25:32,430 Fourth floor, on the left. 247 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:41,690 - Ulf-André? They are coming now. - Shut up, you. 248 00:25:41,740 --> 00:25:45,630 I have to sit here and dump the rest of the soot. 249 00:25:50,740 --> 00:25:55,190 Hello. Hello, hello. Come in. 250 00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:03,550 - Yes... - Close the door again. 251 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,370 Aren't you he...? 252 00:26:07,420 --> 00:26:11,850 - Veronica. - Fernando. 253 00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:18,090 Fernando? Aren't you he Rim-Tim from that show? 254 00:26:18,140 --> 00:26:22,330 Oh yes, it's such a cover name. 255 00:26:22,380 --> 00:26:26,750 Yes, it's probably common in their industry. 256 00:26:27,860 --> 00:26:30,970 - Erna. - Pleasant. 257 00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:35,290 But then I'm not Veronika tonight. 258 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:40,190 Then I am... Anastasia. 259 00:26:40,700 --> 00:26:45,190 And my husband, he Ulf-André, his name is... Christian! 260 00:26:47,060 --> 00:26:49,550 Christian! 261 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:55,370 “You smell like a barn. Put on deodorant, you smell like a barn." 262 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:59,930 - Would you like slippers? It's freezing cold. - No thanks. 263 00:26:59,980 --> 00:27:02,050 It's going well. 264 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:05,110 Then I have to ask you to take off your shoes. 265 00:27:10,020 --> 00:27:15,410 - Maybe you also take off your shoes? - I have done it. 266 00:27:15,460 --> 00:27:17,850 We have to take off our clothes. 267 00:27:17,900 --> 00:27:22,330 - Did you hear, Erna? Off with your clothes. - No, the outerwear. 268 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:27,650 Maybe you can help me a little? Can't you hold them here? 269 00:27:27,700 --> 00:27:30,830 No, it's going well. 270 00:27:31,340 --> 00:27:34,050 - A very nice coat. - Thank you very much. 271 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:36,570 - Be so good. - Wolf! 272 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:41,190 No... Christian! You must come. 273 00:27:47,940 --> 00:27:49,950 Hello. 274 00:27:51,580 --> 00:27:53,510 Hello. 275 00:27:59,660 --> 00:28:02,630 Can we have a chat? 276 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:12,730 What happened now? 277 00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:16,210 I look too good. He got performance anxiety. 278 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:19,530 Huh? My God. 279 00:28:19,580 --> 00:28:23,490 - Are you one hundred percent sure? - One hundred and ten. 280 00:28:23,540 --> 00:28:28,330 - You cannot compete against this. - No. 281 00:28:28,380 --> 00:28:30,630 Okay. 282 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:38,650 - They look boring. - What? They're gorgeous. 283 00:28:38,700 --> 00:28:43,730 - Soot. I'm sick to my stomach. - My God, you're full of shit. 284 00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:47,890 - He has a much smaller penis than me. - No, he is taller. 285 00:28:47,940 --> 00:28:54,250 Penis length has nothing to do with height. Hitler was 1.58 and had an enormous trunk. 286 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:58,270 Woman up! Sharpening, okay? 287 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:05,050 Sorry, just a little household talk. 288 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:08,910 - To the host. - To us? Thanks. 289 00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:16,510 - Shall we move into the living room? The salon? - After you, darling. 290 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:20,890 "50 Shades of Grey" is only book with some substance. 291 00:29:20,940 --> 00:29:23,830 It's the only one you've heard of. 292 00:29:29,620 --> 00:29:33,550 Neimen, look at this one. 293 00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:38,410 It looks like Chucky's grandfather. 294 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:44,250 - Just like at your mother's in the country. - Very funny. 295 00:29:44,300 --> 00:29:46,550 Come on! 296 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:52,550 Yes... 297 00:29:54,660 --> 00:29:57,270 Keep the bib on. 298 00:29:59,540 --> 00:30:03,070 Yes, please sit down. 299 00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:09,630 Like that. 300 00:30:11,420 --> 00:30:17,050 - Is this you? - Yes, it's Ulf-André and friends. 301 00:30:17,100 --> 00:30:20,230 Proper hunk. You looked pretty fit then. 302 00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:27,030 See... How do you do with this one? 303 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:32,190 We can take the first introduction of the evening. 304 00:30:32,660 --> 00:30:37,230 First you remove the armor. 305 00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:45,690 Then you take a firm grip on the cork, as if it were the Pope's penis. 306 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:52,410 Then comes the actual trick. Turn the bottle one and a half times around. 307 00:30:52,460 --> 00:30:58,950 So you're a little lazy, and then you are ready for the release. 308 00:30:59,460 --> 00:31:02,570 - It should not come with a bang. - No? 309 00:31:02,620 --> 00:31:07,890 It is the Pope's first time, and moreover prohibited. 310 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:12,150 - So we have to be quiet. - Yes, hush. 311 00:31:18,020 --> 00:31:23,470 That is why it is called the pope's virgin sigh. 312 00:31:24,860 --> 00:31:29,470 The Pope is not a virgin. He has his own boys' choir. 313 00:31:38,500 --> 00:31:41,250 - Such nice stones. - Do you think so? 314 00:31:41,300 --> 00:31:46,370 - They almost match mine. - Are they that small? 315 00:31:46,420 --> 00:31:49,850 They were bought on sale, I think. Nille. 316 00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:55,270 - They were bought on sale in Nille, Erna. - Nille is absolutely fantastic. 317 00:31:58,180 --> 00:32:01,990 Do you see it? She swallows everything. 318 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:08,570 How did you come up with this? 319 00:32:08,620 --> 00:32:13,850 - I figured we should try. - He persuaded me. 320 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:18,970 - He is quite a determined man. - Yes. 321 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:22,910 It's like here, only in reverse. 322 00:32:23,660 --> 00:32:27,930 I use to get what I want. Think about it for later. 323 00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:32,930 - I will be persuaded. - Not always. 324 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:37,530 You didn't get to do what you wanted on TV2. They fired you. 325 00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:44,790 - I have always wondered why. - Yes, me too. 326 00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:50,530 Should we still call you Fernando? 327 00:32:50,580 --> 00:32:56,970 Right, I have a familiar, charismatic face and can lay the cards on the table. 328 00:32:57,020 --> 00:33:00,010 What kind of behavior does the man have? 329 00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:05,370 I am a woodcutter and have specialized in garden gnomes. 330 00:33:05,420 --> 00:33:10,270 - And trolls, as you probably see. - All this is my work. 331 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:18,110 It's fantastic. Garden gnomes? 332 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:22,330 I thought you guys were a cult or something. 333 00:33:22,380 --> 00:33:27,310 I feared we would be sacrificed for god's sake, don't swing. 334 00:33:28,220 --> 00:33:29,970 Toast. 335 00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:34,650 - Did you go to school for that? - I studied medicine, but dropped out. 336 00:33:34,700 --> 00:33:38,670 - So regrettable. - Yes, it's just to be sorry. 337 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:44,970 Do you earn more from gnome making? than to be a doctor? 338 00:33:45,020 --> 00:33:50,770 It's a big market. I have several shipments to Northern Norway. 339 00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:54,610 We don't make a lot of money from it, but we manage. 340 00:33:54,660 --> 00:34:00,810 - Up north? - There is a larger environment for decorating the garden. 341 00:34:00,860 --> 00:34:04,690 - Is it because they have snow all year round? - No. 342 00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:10,730 - Are you a teacher? - How did you know that? 343 00:34:10,780 --> 00:34:17,710 You exude knowledge dissemination. I am looking forward to being a student tonight. 344 00:34:18,540 --> 00:34:23,390 I thought that you should give us an introduction. 345 00:34:25,620 --> 00:34:27,990 Toast. 346 00:34:34,300 --> 00:34:37,090 Hello. 347 00:34:37,140 --> 00:34:42,590 Now we won't curl the pants or the penis. 348 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:47,290 Hello, hello. 349 00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:50,710 I'm going to have a smoke, me. 350 00:34:52,420 --> 00:34:55,970 I'll join, so you can get to know each other better. 351 00:34:56,020 --> 00:34:58,590 Toast. 352 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:02,990 Settle down, Rim-Tim. 353 00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:10,430 Ashtray. 354 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,950 The meat! 355 00:35:17,700 --> 00:35:22,610 Fancy. I thought they were for old ladies and people with longboards. 356 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:25,430 You smoke old fashioned cigarettes. 357 00:35:29,740 --> 00:35:32,010 - Regular smoker? - Yes. 358 00:35:32,060 --> 00:35:36,130 I have switched more to e-cigs. I take care of my fitness. 359 00:35:36,180 --> 00:35:40,050 Surely wise. Ordinary smoke is poor sperm production. 360 00:35:40,100 --> 00:35:45,710 - So the sperm becomes almost useless? - Yes, listen to the goblin doctor. 361 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:50,090 Maybe I can get a sperm dödare? 362 00:35:50,140 --> 00:35:54,710 - You are so beautiful. - Thank you. 363 00:35:55,500 --> 00:36:01,390 The dress is full of champagne, but will surely leave anyway. 364 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:07,490 - So it was your lady who wanted this? - Quick, you. 365 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:13,450 - Do you have problems with sperm and... potency? - No, I don't have it. 366 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,890 Everything is good. Talk to your lady after a couple of days - 367 00:36:16,940 --> 00:36:21,590 - when the worst orgasmic spasms has gone to bed. 368 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:24,790 Fantastic. 369 00:36:27,100 --> 00:36:29,190 But... 370 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:35,370 - Between us, I pay dearly for the evening. - Didn't she want to? 371 00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:40,250 She wants to, if she wants to online store and call on your finger. 372 00:36:40,300 --> 00:36:45,350 - You are not married? - We are not poisoned yet. 373 00:36:47,020 --> 00:36:50,070 You, tell me something. 374 00:36:50,980 --> 00:36:54,890 I thought about: Is it something she likes? 375 00:36:54,940 --> 00:36:59,530 Something I can do for that it will be good for everyone? 376 00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:05,350 Treat her like a rag doll. Slap her on the ass and shout, "Kautokeino!" 377 00:37:06,740 --> 00:37:10,570 Show her who's boss. I'm the boss, then. 378 00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:14,510 You're just a substitute. A substitute elf! 379 00:37:25,780 --> 00:37:29,850 Very nice this one. It is so durable. 380 00:37:29,900 --> 00:37:35,570 - What turns Veronika on? - She will show you that herself. 381 00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:40,170 Domina, just like Aunt Gudrun. I love it! 382 00:37:40,220 --> 00:37:43,730 What's the deal with your name? 383 00:37:43,780 --> 00:37:47,370 - Rhyme-Tim-Tim? - Yes. 384 00:37:47,420 --> 00:37:52,330 In seventh grade we had poems at school. The theme was shoes. 385 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:59,590 I got deafening cheers and laughter 32 things to rhyme with "shoes". 386 00:38:00,540 --> 00:38:06,310 Doesn't it have to do with English? "Rhyming", as in ass-licking? 387 00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:15,310 Take good care of your suit. She tears it into small pieces. 388 00:38:24,020 --> 00:38:28,770 - Don't try! - Now I'll take you! Oh! 389 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:32,850 Damn. Two-zero? 390 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:37,530 - Should have thought you were the football player. - I have three brothers. 391 00:38:37,580 --> 00:38:41,070 That's good. Shoot, then! 392 00:38:42,220 --> 00:38:45,310 - Yes! - Damn, that is. 393 00:38:49,060 --> 00:38:51,430 I'm cold. 394 00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:57,490 How did she manage to score there? 395 00:38:57,540 --> 00:39:02,190 - I'm cold. - Freezing. You need to get socks. 396 00:39:03,780 --> 00:39:08,690 - Does it work with football socks? - Yes, yes, perfect. 397 00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:14,110 - What do you play on the team? - I play forward. 398 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:19,610 I frustrate the goalkeeper and score, when I'm not offside. 399 00:39:19,660 --> 00:39:24,210 - You know that, with three brothers. - I don't watch much football. 400 00:39:24,260 --> 00:39:26,930 I just frustrate the striker in FIFA. 401 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:31,370 - It was luck. - We call it luck, all five times. 402 00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:34,010 Calm down. 403 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:37,330 I like the apartment. It is... 404 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:43,850 - ...stylish and tidy. - I'm renting. Special agreement with landlord. 405 00:39:43,900 --> 00:39:47,610 Oh yes, you are a male prostitute, yes. 406 00:39:47,660 --> 00:39:52,490 This is reminiscent of wardrobe talk with teammates. 407 00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:55,990 There we were in the friend zone! 408 00:39:57,060 --> 00:40:01,450 - There is a lot of pressure on your mobile phone. - Yes. 409 00:40:01,500 --> 00:40:04,890 - Are they nudes from the forties? - No, fortunately. 410 00:40:04,940 --> 00:40:10,030 - But it's a lady? - No, I don't have a lady. No. 411 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:17,610 - Where is your bathroom? - The bathroom? 412 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:20,730 - Right around the corner and into the door. - Okay. 413 00:40:20,780 --> 00:40:23,470 There is running water and... 414 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:10,190 Does it look good? 415 00:42:13,860 --> 00:42:16,590 Yes, socks. 416 00:42:17,620 --> 00:42:23,850 You have some here. I can only agree with you on that. 417 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:27,050 Then we won't have to... Oh yeah, right? 418 00:42:27,100 --> 00:42:31,910 - Would you like more? - Yes, thank you. 419 00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:38,610 - Actually, it is not allowed to play inside. - It's going well. 420 00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:41,430 Yes... It's almost a lamp. 421 00:42:45,700 --> 00:42:49,950 Hell! It went... 422 00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:56,550 - Irene? It went well. - I have gone to bed. 423 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:10,410 - Time to get started here. Let's dance! - Oh! 424 00:43:10,460 --> 00:43:14,610 Are there a couple of melons, or are you glad to see me? 425 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:18,610 - It's a bra. - With content. 426 00:43:18,660 --> 00:43:21,790 Breast. Oh yeah! 427 00:43:22,780 --> 00:43:27,590 - Stop! - I think you are screamingly sexy. 428 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:33,050 - It can't possibly be the first swinging. - Yeah. 429 00:43:33,100 --> 00:43:37,950 Seriously? I will set the standard high for you. 430 00:43:50,860 --> 00:43:55,090 Oh yeah. Oh yeah! 431 00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:59,310 Stay tuned, everyone. Ulf-André will dance! 432 00:44:16,180 --> 00:44:20,690 - Sorry. Do you have a stomach ache? - It's further south. 433 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:26,690 - Sorry, sorry. - Come on, stay focused! 434 00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:30,270 Run on ladies and gentlewomen. 435 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:35,210 - We are playing a game. A naughty game. - Yes! 436 00:44:35,260 --> 00:44:40,370 We play the bottle spout points. The one who gets the bottle in the fleece, - 437 00:44:40,420 --> 00:44:44,070 - must kiss the one who spins the bottle. 438 00:44:46,820 --> 00:44:51,710 - Who's with? - Everyone is involved. Come on. 439 00:44:58,620 --> 00:45:01,570 - I... - Yes? 440 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:06,070 - I have never... - Are you shy? 441 00:45:07,020 --> 00:45:11,210 It's just that... Yeah... 442 00:45:11,260 --> 00:45:15,110 - Do you think this is fate? - Huh? 443 00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:18,930 Okay. I have to go to the bathroom. 444 00:45:18,980 --> 00:45:22,990 - I'll be back. - I don't leave the bed. 445 00:45:33,900 --> 00:45:37,950 We'll see who is sitting on the bench! 446 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:48,530 I'm doing well. I'll show you well! 447 00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:51,950 The bench? You can forget that. 448 00:45:53,820 --> 00:46:00,770 That is, the one the bottle spout points to, must kiss whoever spins the bottle must. 449 00:46:00,820 --> 00:46:03,930 Now we're driving, this is just like Pærra. 450 00:46:03,980 --> 00:46:06,110 Okay. 451 00:46:11,140 --> 00:46:14,670 - You two. - Oh. 452 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:17,830 Okay, are you ready? 453 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:30,430 Yes, it is highly erotic. Strongly erotic. 454 00:46:32,820 --> 00:46:36,230 - Your turn. - I'm spinning. 455 00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,610 - No... - No, no. 456 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:43,770 Come on again. 457 00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:46,450 - Yes, we had to. - It will be too stupid. 458 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:49,370 - It's unnatural. - Take it like a man. 459 00:46:49,420 --> 00:46:51,550 A gay man. 460 00:47:41,300 --> 00:47:46,130 I have an idea. We don't need the bottle anymore. 461 00:47:46,180 --> 00:47:52,430 I know of another game. Can I borrow your hand? Trust me, Ulf. 462 00:48:05,860 --> 00:48:11,590 Calm down, Ulf-André. Calm down, Ulf. Calm. 463 00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:14,450 - Sweetie, do you like it? - Yes. 464 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:19,930 I love you so much right now. You will be a wonderful mother. 465 00:48:19,980 --> 00:48:22,510 I love you too. 466 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:29,790 Ulf, kiss her. Give her a good hug. 467 00:48:32,580 --> 00:48:34,790 Do it. 468 00:48:54,180 --> 00:48:59,310 - Do you like to watch? - Yes. Ulf-André? 469 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:05,230 - I want you now. - Me? Now? 470 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:09,810 - Shall we turn off the lights? - Huh? Why that? 471 00:49:09,860 --> 00:49:12,990 Turn off the light. 472 00:49:15,540 --> 00:49:21,750 Feminine? Are you ready for introduction? 473 00:49:23,940 --> 00:49:27,390 I didn't come here to get brain damage. 474 00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:32,010 Yes, just enjoy yourselves. 475 00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:37,730 I have an apartment on the second floor. You didn't know that. 476 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:40,550 - Hello! - See you down here. 477 00:49:45,100 --> 00:49:48,290 Neimen... Hell, that is! 478 00:49:48,340 --> 00:49:54,470 Damn bitch shit, that is. Does anyone here use a bag? 479 00:49:57,020 --> 00:49:59,510 Damn. Clin new shoes. 480 00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:06,910 Then they were broken, right? Damn! 481 00:50:10,140 --> 00:50:13,230 Oh! Oh, oh, oh! 482 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:21,750 - Yes. - Okay. 483 00:50:25,860 --> 00:50:29,530 Hello Rosenborg! 484 00:50:29,580 --> 00:50:31,850 - New lady? - We'll take the next one. 485 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:35,870 Hope your tip will start scoring soon. 486 00:50:40,060 --> 00:50:44,950 - Oh, my God! It was violent. - Don't worry about it. 487 00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:50,510 - We will create an earthquake. - Earthquake? 488 00:50:55,220 --> 00:50:57,550 Dance. 489 00:52:04,380 --> 00:52:11,390 - What is this? - My first troll. I gave it to grandma. 490 00:52:13,180 --> 00:52:17,370 Grandmother? How is she doing? 491 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:20,550 She died last summer. 492 00:52:21,380 --> 00:52:25,190 - I took it back as a memory. - So sad. 493 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:36,510 What was that? 494 00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:41,430 It sounds like it like someone pouting. Definitely down. 495 00:52:55,460 --> 00:52:58,870 - Maybe you'll get into bed? - Hush. 496 00:53:12,820 --> 00:53:16,970 - Damn, imagine if they like it! - That's kind of beside the point. 497 00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:20,030 Imagine if he likes it better than me! 498 00:53:22,140 --> 00:53:26,550 - What are we doing here? - Not a piece of shit. 499 00:53:47,540 --> 00:53:50,670 Oh, oh. Look there, yes. Namely. 500 00:53:51,340 --> 00:53:53,790 Oh! That one, yes. 501 00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:57,390 Good? Okay. 502 00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:08,450 Other boys would try a long time ago. Do you have bad taste? 503 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,370 No, I don't have bad taste. 504 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:17,130 It's not my style to get high first lady to enter from the balcony. 505 00:54:17,180 --> 00:54:23,430 - Are you a little nervous? - So, I haven't... 506 00:54:24,100 --> 00:54:27,010 You are afraid to take the first step. 507 00:54:27,060 --> 00:54:30,210 - You are unkissable. - Oh! Don't... 508 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:35,250 - Are you doing well? - Oh! Yes, yes. The neck, you see. 509 00:54:35,300 --> 00:54:38,930 - I massage. - It gets worse! 510 00:54:38,980 --> 00:54:42,130 Now we take it easy. Lie back. 511 00:54:42,180 --> 00:54:46,150 - I just need to breathe easy. - Is that all? 512 00:54:56,220 --> 00:54:59,570 I want children. 513 00:54:59,620 --> 00:55:03,810 - Do you understand? - Yes, I want that too. 514 00:55:03,860 --> 00:55:07,810 - It is so problematic. - Yes, if you don't have a vagina. 515 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:13,810 - And when the one you love wants to hide it. - I know all about that. 516 00:55:13,860 --> 00:55:18,330 - Do you? - Then it is certain that she has another. 517 00:55:18,380 --> 00:55:23,910 Guaranteed. Didn't you say you don't have a girlfriend? 518 00:55:32,620 --> 00:55:36,990 Hide! Damn! 519 00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,490 Baby? 520 00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:50,650 - Sorry. I've been a damn fool. - Yes, completely. 521 00:55:50,700 --> 00:55:54,850 - You know how I get stressed. - I was also stressed. 522 00:55:54,900 --> 00:55:59,390 - I should never behave like that. - Neither do I. 523 00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:06,310 - I have a little something for you. - Are you kidding? 524 00:56:08,980 --> 00:56:13,890 - It's a golden ball. - You have such good taste. 525 00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:17,570 I bought flowers. There are roses. 526 00:56:17,620 --> 00:56:22,250 Those are the only flowers I know the name of 527 00:56:22,300 --> 00:56:27,050 And tulips, white and blue. They are not bought in such a setting. 528 00:56:27,100 --> 00:56:31,490 Then I have something you might like. 529 00:56:31,540 --> 00:56:37,010 - Pear! - It was between that and peach flavor. 530 00:56:37,060 --> 00:56:42,870 I have recovered on Instagram and see that you have drunk pear flavor. 531 00:56:43,340 --> 00:56:45,450 You follow along. 532 00:56:45,500 --> 00:56:48,010 - I "liked" a picture. - I saw it. 533 00:56:48,060 --> 00:56:50,490 I crossed the line. 534 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:54,330 - Me too. Both did it. - It was me. 535 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:57,890 It's the two of us, but people won't understand. 536 00:56:57,940 --> 00:57:02,490 You understand? We have different starting points. 537 00:57:02,540 --> 00:57:09,750 What will people say when super striker Torvald, who haven't scored in a long time, - 538 00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:15,250 - is with a macho trainer Inge Brigtsen? What will people say? 539 00:57:15,300 --> 00:57:20,090 - What will my wife say? - Your ex-wife. 540 00:57:20,140 --> 00:57:22,970 - We don't need to talk about it now. - Yeah. 541 00:57:23,020 --> 00:57:27,010 - We must finish this now. - Okay. 542 00:57:27,060 --> 00:57:29,570 I have two children. 543 00:57:29,620 --> 00:57:33,770 When this reaches the public, what will happen then? 544 00:57:33,820 --> 00:57:38,470 - I want, I want... - But I can't do it. 545 00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:44,110 - That was very well said. - I won't give up. 546 00:57:44,860 --> 00:57:49,690 I want, I want, but I can't do it. Who said that? 547 00:57:49,740 --> 00:57:53,110 - Was he from KLM? Lars Mjøen? - Who? 548 00:57:55,260 --> 00:57:59,810 Okay, the kids are one thing, but I'm your coach. 549 00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:04,130 You are my favorite trainer. Do you know that? 550 00:58:04,180 --> 00:58:08,570 - You are my favorite player. - No, no, you can't say that. 551 00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:12,930 - You are my favorite player. - You are everyone's trainer. 552 00:58:12,980 --> 00:58:16,370 Why am I sending you out? for push-ups? 553 00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:21,370 - You are delicious when you take them. - You are completely crazy! 554 00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:27,170 - Now we sit down and get up. - We might as well go for a walk. 555 00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:30,770 - I just arrived. - I've been inside the whole time. 556 00:58:30,820 --> 00:58:36,290 Come on again. Don't you clean? What's in the sink? 557 00:58:36,340 --> 00:58:40,250 Eh... The balcony was open! 558 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:42,890 It is illogical not to light on this. 559 00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:47,090 You are not an orchid, but I had managed to carry it out. 560 00:58:47,140 --> 00:58:53,810 I don't turn on you. Sorry. You jab too much and are too angular. 561 00:58:53,860 --> 00:58:56,650 I am much closer to the ideal. 562 00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:02,390 - Your type is an anti-ideal. - I like him the way he is. 563 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:09,150 - Can I get mullets from the berry trip you're on? - I'm not turning you on! 564 00:59:13,020 --> 00:59:17,210 So, on TV you looked okay. 565 00:59:17,260 --> 00:59:20,890 In reality, you're just weird. 566 00:59:20,940 --> 00:59:24,750 Damn, what a wasted birthday. 567 00:59:25,780 --> 00:59:29,610 Nothing is worse than a standing fireplace that you are not allowed to use. 568 00:59:29,660 --> 00:59:32,530 Congratulations on the day. 569 00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:35,130 - Small gift? Quick blowjob? - No. 570 00:59:35,180 --> 00:59:39,230 No, I see it. It's not even a round day. 571 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:43,530 You've got a lady who's hot as hell. 572 00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:47,730 She wants you, despite behavior and appearance. 573 00:59:47,780 --> 00:59:53,370 I've had her a million times before. It's not the same. 574 00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,490 But she is an orchid. 575 00:59:56,540 --> 01:00:00,110 I wanted a new flower, even a dandelion. 576 01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:02,830 Charming. 577 01:00:04,500 --> 01:00:07,970 I understand that she fell for you... 578 01:00:08,020 --> 01:00:12,850 Fell and fell. She was in a team with a guy when I met her. 579 01:00:12,900 --> 01:00:18,210 She had seen me on TV and liked it the humor and the sexual radiance. 580 01:00:18,260 --> 01:00:21,730 Yes, that radiance radiates. 581 01:00:21,780 --> 01:00:25,530 After a few evenings with wine she liked me. 582 01:00:25,580 --> 01:00:28,410 She didn't want to sleep with me. 583 01:00:28,460 --> 01:00:32,330 - Then I put hard against hard. - What a man! 584 01:00:32,380 --> 01:00:36,670 Why didn't you tell them that we know each other? 585 01:00:38,740 --> 01:00:41,530 I got a mild drip when I saw you. 586 01:00:41,580 --> 01:00:44,370 They were going on a long journey. 587 01:00:44,420 --> 01:00:49,370 There she would find out who she wanted. I said she got to choose now. 588 01:00:49,420 --> 01:00:53,850 - I mentioned how much money I have. - You wanted to buy her. 589 01:00:53,900 --> 01:00:57,250 A deposit. I didn't want to lose to that guy. 590 01:00:57,300 --> 01:01:02,930 - Did you know it was me? - No, are you crazy. 591 01:01:02,980 --> 01:01:05,890 I haven't heard from you in years. 592 01:01:05,940 --> 01:01:11,590 He was left alone at the airport and thought he was going around the world. 593 01:01:15,740 --> 01:01:21,530 It's almost as crazy like you didn't arrive at the airport. 594 01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:25,570 - Were you with he cuckoo? - Yes. 595 01:01:25,620 --> 01:01:28,370 I won, he didn't stand a chance. 596 01:01:28,420 --> 01:01:31,970 - What did you say? - Solveig has better taste than you. 597 01:01:32,020 --> 01:01:34,930 She dumped the guy she studied with. 598 01:01:34,980 --> 01:01:39,350 - Studied with? - She studied medicine with her ex. 599 01:01:40,900 --> 01:01:43,570 Have you had a stroke? 600 01:01:43,620 --> 01:01:46,290 Are you together because he was famous? 601 01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:50,750 - He's a fool. - A charming fool. 602 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:55,730 They know each other from before. He was going to be a doctor. 603 01:01:55,780 --> 01:02:01,970 He studied together with his girlfriend, who dumped him for a rich C celebrity. 604 01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:04,950 For that? 605 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:09,070 - Sick Satan. - Hell! 606 01:02:17,820 --> 01:02:20,850 Yes, I took a... 607 01:02:20,900 --> 01:02:27,010 Or two glasses of wine. I took one and forgot it on the second floor. 608 01:02:27,060 --> 01:02:31,730 I put it down and like... "Where's the wine?" 609 01:02:31,780 --> 01:02:34,830 I just took a new one. 610 01:02:38,060 --> 01:02:42,050 But will you join? Go for a walk and… 611 01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:45,950 Come, we're going out for a walk. You and I. 612 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:51,610 Now you can't complain that I don't drink whiskey. 613 01:02:51,660 --> 01:02:54,650 Now I have done my part. Saw that. 614 01:02:54,700 --> 01:03:01,170 Haven't I said that you're not going to play football inside? 615 01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:05,210 But I'm bored when you're not here. 616 01:03:05,260 --> 01:03:10,670 - Why are you so eager to get out? - Eager? You are eager to be inside. 617 01:03:15,380 --> 01:03:19,350 - There are others here. - No. No. 618 01:03:21,900 --> 01:03:25,370 Please! Wait, wait. 619 01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:31,950 - We sit down. There's beer in the fridge. - You, Torvald... Torvald! Now it's good. 620 01:03:36,660 --> 01:03:39,310 Inge? 621 01:03:42,580 --> 01:03:45,710 There you see, it's probably just birds. 622 01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:49,630 - Shall we...? - Hello. 623 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,030 Hello. 624 01:03:55,740 --> 01:03:58,970 Inge, this is Irene. 625 01:03:59,020 --> 01:04:01,970 - Oh! - Inge? 626 01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:07,290 - Oh! Oh! - Inge? Inge? 627 01:04:07,340 --> 01:04:09,970 - Are you in pain? - Yes. 628 01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:13,850 - Do you have a heartache? - It stings all over the chest. 629 01:04:13,900 --> 01:04:17,370 - Come, come. - Are you doing well? 630 01:04:17,420 --> 01:04:22,390 - Don't touch me. - We have to help you. Sit down. 631 01:04:23,140 --> 01:04:25,290 Sit down. 632 01:04:25,340 --> 01:04:28,610 Okay, this is Irene. 633 01:04:28,660 --> 01:04:33,010 She was freezing to death, so I let her in. 634 01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:37,450 - In return, I have received... - The opportunity to... 635 01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:40,530 Hold up! I got a good call! 636 01:04:40,580 --> 01:04:45,770 I got to have a glass of wine with someone when I was down. 637 01:04:45,820 --> 01:04:48,450 - Are you...? - We haven't done anything. 638 01:04:48,500 --> 01:04:53,330 - Shut up and take ten! - Now, right? 639 01:04:53,380 --> 01:04:57,110 - I'm so confused. - This is too stupid! 640 01:04:58,060 --> 01:05:01,530 Yes, agree. We haven't done anything. 641 01:05:01,580 --> 01:05:06,530 If it had been Niklas or Pål-André, I wish I understood. 642 01:05:06,580 --> 01:05:09,790 - My God. - When she's the char there... 643 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:15,210 - Thank you. - Pull yourself together. I was kind and decent. 644 01:05:15,260 --> 01:05:21,710 - She's hiding because of nothing? - Yes. 645 01:05:32,260 --> 01:05:37,330 - You don't mean that we should escape? - Yeah, yeah. Of course. 646 01:05:37,380 --> 01:05:41,530 It's no coincidence, it is destiny. 647 01:05:41,580 --> 01:05:44,850 - Where are we going? - Where you want. 648 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:52,110 Do you think I want to go back to this? With garden gnomes and... bright wallpaper. 649 01:05:52,540 --> 01:05:56,690 I'm buying a cabinet for the elves and tears the wallpaper. 650 01:05:56,740 --> 01:06:02,050 - With your Santa salary? - I saw it in your eyes, Solveig. 651 01:06:02,100 --> 01:06:08,070 Then you would have seen that I slept with you of pity and nostalgia. 652 01:06:09,700 --> 01:06:15,230 - Why didn't you come to the airport? - After the journey, we had come home. 653 01:06:16,180 --> 01:06:20,210 For what then? Your elves? We grew apart. 654 01:06:20,260 --> 01:06:25,370 No wonder you dropped out and started making garden gnomes. 655 01:06:25,420 --> 01:06:31,090 - I dropped out because I was in grief. - You would never practice medicine. 656 01:06:31,140 --> 01:06:37,270 You have always been a creative pixie, therefore you make goblins. Living the dream. 657 01:06:39,340 --> 01:06:43,590 But I've been thinking about you a lot. 658 01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:47,190 I even missed you. 659 01:06:48,020 --> 01:06:53,530 Then I remember all the times you closed yourself in with your projects. 660 01:06:53,580 --> 01:06:58,070 Which I was never a part of. I can't run away with you. 661 01:06:59,580 --> 01:07:01,850 I ran away from you. 662 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:07,210 - But is he a better choice? - He is my choice. 663 01:07:07,260 --> 01:07:12,050 He bragged about how much money he spent on you tonight. 664 01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:15,230 You know that profession has a name? 665 01:07:16,060 --> 01:07:20,810 It is sad that you want to marry him, who do not want to marry. 666 01:07:20,860 --> 01:07:23,710 Are you and your wife happy? 667 01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:28,130 Yes, like the yolk in the egg in the frying pan. 668 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:32,850 That we had a moment of something nice, doesn't mean it's permanent. 669 01:07:32,900 --> 01:07:35,990 Okay, so we had a good time together. 670 01:07:38,940 --> 01:07:41,790 We had a pretty good time. 671 01:07:43,460 --> 01:07:45,850 Ulf-André! Come out. 672 01:07:45,900 --> 01:07:50,890 - We have to talk. You! They have locked the door. - What's the problem? 673 01:07:50,940 --> 01:07:54,750 They have pretended nothing to sleep together. 674 01:07:55,660 --> 01:07:57,910 Ulf-André! 675 01:08:00,420 --> 01:08:04,630 Damn it too. Open the door, for blacks! 676 01:08:12,780 --> 01:08:15,350 There it was, yes. 677 01:08:17,580 --> 01:08:22,070 - Do you think it's funny? - A little, maybe. 678 01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:26,590 Take and open the door! 679 01:08:31,020 --> 01:08:37,190 It might be a bit violent. It's a bit violent. 680 01:08:40,660 --> 01:08:45,690 - Huh? What makes you smile? - No, it's... 681 01:08:45,740 --> 01:08:51,430 - Do you think it's funny? - Kind of funny. 682 01:08:56,900 --> 01:08:59,990 Wolf? My wolf. 683 01:09:05,620 --> 01:09:09,710 It wasn't me who did it. 684 01:09:12,140 --> 01:09:14,470 My wolf. 685 01:09:25,420 --> 01:09:29,270 Huh? How was it to fuck the ex? 686 01:09:40,300 --> 01:09:44,290 Now? Ulf, my rag doll buddy. 687 01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:47,550 - We will never do this again. - Yes. 688 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:53,370 Yes. I'll just take it. 689 01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:56,610 Thank you for me, it has been a pleasure. 690 01:09:56,660 --> 01:09:59,170 Rim-Tim-Tim has left the building. 691 01:09:59,220 --> 01:10:04,050 - We haven't done anything. - I have not slept with Torvald. 692 01:10:04,100 --> 01:10:09,530 Unfortunately. He saved me from pneumonia and gave me whiskey. 693 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:13,450 - Okay. - Why didn't you say you were together? 694 01:10:13,500 --> 01:10:18,450 - I'm not allowed! - Shut up! You owe me 10! 20! 30! 695 01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:20,650 - No. - Listen here. 696 01:10:20,700 --> 01:10:25,730 - Inge, is that your name? - It's not dumb G. 697 01:10:25,780 --> 01:10:32,490 Do you know how difficult it is to find someone who loves you for who you are? 698 01:10:32,540 --> 01:10:37,210 - Who doesn't want you as an alternative? - Amen, sort of. 699 01:10:37,260 --> 01:10:40,830 When you find it, you should be proud. 700 01:10:42,860 --> 01:10:45,190 Show it off. 701 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:52,350 I agree. 702 01:10:54,700 --> 01:10:56,950 Excuse me. 703 01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:03,850 Excuse me. 704 01:11:03,900 --> 01:11:07,490 i love you You know that. 705 01:11:07,540 --> 01:11:11,890 Yes, and I do too, but… 706 01:11:11,940 --> 01:11:15,370 It's hard to say when she stares at me. 707 01:11:15,420 --> 01:11:18,190 Now we take it easy. 708 01:11:19,780 --> 01:11:22,110 Excuse me. 709 01:11:26,140 --> 01:11:30,310 We didn't have sex. I promise. 710 01:11:32,340 --> 01:11:35,390 Say you didn't either. 711 01:11:38,100 --> 01:11:43,230 - Please. - We had sex, after all. 712 01:11:49,620 --> 01:11:53,650 You know how I am when I take off. 713 01:11:53,700 --> 01:11:58,050 I become like a cat in a curtain store. 714 01:11:58,100 --> 01:12:04,390 Fuck you! Damn take me. 715 01:12:14,900 --> 01:12:17,170 We must have a break. 716 01:12:17,220 --> 01:12:21,710 - We can't go on like this. - Do you mean it? 717 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:25,150 Yes. 718 01:12:28,940 --> 01:12:32,470 It is the second worst proposal you have had 719 01:12:46,860 --> 01:12:49,430 My wolf. 720 01:12:59,140 --> 01:13:02,290 - Yes... - I'm cleaning now. Relax. 721 01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:06,130 You can be an example to others. 722 01:13:06,180 --> 01:13:13,330 Dear little miss, I am a trainer for Norway's best football team. 723 01:13:13,380 --> 01:13:19,130 What I say in the media, could ruin my career. 724 01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:22,810 - Torvald is willing to sacrifice it. - I'm older. 725 01:13:22,860 --> 01:13:26,150 - You are not that much older. - Perfect age. 726 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:34,330 - I was born in the same year as Ricky Martin. - Who is it? 727 01:13:34,380 --> 01:13:38,530 I stick. Thanks for the lovely whiskey and a pleasant evening. 728 01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:43,690 Thanks for trying to poke sticks in the wheels of our relationship. 729 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:46,730 Thanks from both of you. Next time we'll have more whiskey. 730 01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:52,890 Do you want tickets for the home games, Inge fixes it on the spot. 731 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:56,310 I'll come when you are on the front page together. 732 01:13:57,980 --> 01:14:02,210 - It's cold outside. - I follow her out. 733 01:14:02,260 --> 01:14:04,910 Remember the address on the jacket. 734 01:14:09,740 --> 01:14:11,690 Have a good time. 735 01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:15,630 - Can you find your way home? - Yes, yes. 736 01:14:17,180 --> 01:14:19,150 Oh, fuck. 737 01:14:22,980 --> 01:14:26,510 What an evening. We must do this again. 738 01:14:28,580 --> 01:14:33,690 - Hello, have you stopped answering the phone? - Are you here? Shouldn't you...? 739 01:14:33,740 --> 01:14:37,490 - Who is this? - Irene. Nice. 740 01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:40,330 - Do you live here? - No. 741 01:14:40,380 --> 01:14:44,390 I dispose of an apartment, for a man disposes of me. 742 01:14:46,180 --> 01:14:49,970 - You satan. - It is not certain that it is me. 743 01:14:50,020 --> 01:14:54,970 - What is the manager's name? - Tim. He is called Rim-Tim-Tim. 744 01:14:55,020 --> 01:15:02,230 - Because he's a horrible asshole. - No, I'm good at rhymes and poems. 745 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:05,250 You disgusting idiot, you could have been her father. 746 01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:10,450 If the mother is just as nice, it is possible, but it had been incest. 747 01:15:10,500 --> 01:15:14,250 Thanks for me. Don't call! 748 01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:18,690 Solveig, think of everything we've paid... mean to each other! 749 01:15:18,740 --> 01:15:21,190 Yes... 750 01:15:22,380 --> 01:15:26,930 I finally got to dump her. You wouldn't have thought that. 751 01:15:26,980 --> 01:15:29,950 Now it's just us. 752 01:15:32,500 --> 01:15:36,730 - Shall we take a taxi together? - Yes, very gladly. 753 01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:41,510 Triangle to end the relationship in a dignified way? 754 01:15:48,380 --> 01:15:51,390 I wonder if Aunt Gudrun is awake. 755 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:31,730 Welcome to Lerkendal with a fantastic new speaker. 756 01:16:31,780 --> 01:16:33,610 Rhyme-Tim-Tim. 757 01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:40,410 The name does not come off, as many mistakenly believe, ass-licking. 758 01:16:40,460 --> 01:16:44,490 It's because I was good at rhyme and rhythm when I was a kid. 759 01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:48,130 I got 32 words to rhyme with "shoe". 760 01:16:48,180 --> 01:16:54,710 Just think how many words I can make "penis" rhyme. 761 01:17:20,020 --> 01:17:25,390 Rosenborg! Rosenborg! 762 01:17:45,300 --> 01:17:50,350 Text: Elisabeth Carrera www.sdimedia.com