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Riddle me this: When is
a door not a door?
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It feels like drowning, doesn't it?
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When the answer is at the edge of your
cortex, but you can't seem to grasp it.
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You're trying my patience.
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The answer?
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When it's ajar.
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Here's an easy one. What runs
around a city but never moves?
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No? A wall.
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What do you want, Nigma?
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I'm in charge, so I'll
ask the questions.
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Try to keep up, won't you?
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Riddle me this: What belongs to you
but others use it more than you do?
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Your name.
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Huh?
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- You've heard that one.
- No.
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I have Google like the
rest of the world.
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Why do you talk to
me like this, Waller?
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Simple. I needed to keep you babbling
long enough to pinpoint your position.
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My... what?
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Hands in the air where
we can see them.
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Take him out.
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Make it hurt.
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Riddle me this: Why didn't
I quit when I was ahead?
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What is it? Report.
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The Riddler is mine.
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Switch to night vision.
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Secure the perimeter.
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Holy crap, it's Batman.
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Unh.
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I know you helped him, Nigma.
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Tell me where it is.
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I'm invoking priority
level ultraviolet.
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Assemble Task Force X.
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We have another suicide mission.
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Ugh.
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Strewth, I got the hangover,
but I don't recall the party.
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Aah, crap, not this again.
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You too?
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It's like a bloody
recurring nightmare.
40
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Looks like we got rookies.
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Who are you people?
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And why am I in uniform?
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No bars, no chains.
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Time for meat.
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You try it, fish-fingers, and I'll
show you the meaning of cold-blooded.
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You're feisty.
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Everybody, shut up.
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I've been here before.
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Ah!
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I am leaving.
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Stop.
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Sit down.
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I'm Amanda Waller.
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I'm here to indoctrinate you
convicts into our special forces.
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Pass.
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I killed to keep degenerates
off the streets.
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I won't work alongside them.
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Fresh air and time off my sentence?
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Feel free to keep
calling me up, love.
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Task Force X is an off-the-books
government strike team...
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made up of convicts with
no hope for release...
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serving as expendable agents
for impossible missions.
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Succeed and I'll shave
time off your sentences.
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If we don't?
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You'll be dead.
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Any other stupid questions?
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Yeah, what's in my neck? A tracker?
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Yes. And a powerful
nanotech explosive.
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Run away, get yourself
captured, disobey an order...
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hell, give me a right answer too slowly,
and I'll blow your head clean off.
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You lie.
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You would not take all of
this trouble just to kill us.
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Try me.
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Anyone else?
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I didn't think so.
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What's so dangerous this time that
you had to send in the newbies?
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You're going to break
into Arkham Asylum.
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- That's insane.
- Don't want much?
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- Screw that.
- I don't do freaky-deakies.
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Yahtzee!
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How do we start?
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Oh. I like you, cowboy.
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You're loco and me likey
your loco-motion.
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- Aah!
- What's the plan?
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A week ago, while in my employ,
a lowlife calling himself the Riddler...
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managed to gain access
to my computer system.
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He downloaded a file containing
the identities and histories...
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of every current, past and potential
member of the suicide squad.
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Including ours.
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That's right.
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He's threatening to release
them all on the Internet.
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You're going to get it back.
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Riddler's got one copy and it's
on a thumb drive in his cane...
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which is currently locked away
in the Arkham property room.
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In the intensive treatment building, right
under the solitary confinement cells.
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Good times.
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So we get someone inside.
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Is it me? Can it be me? Dibs!
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She's a wild card.
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Harley Quinn has an
encyclopedic knowledge...
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of Arkham's layout
and its logistics.
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She gonna be okay that
close to the Joker?
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I'm fine. We're done.
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He's a jerk.
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Whatever.
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Well, I'm convinced.
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You'll be snuck into Gotham.
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You'll rendezvous with a power broker
who will set you up for the break-in.
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00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:20,479
This is as off-the-grid as it gets, so
let's keep the body count to a minimum.
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Deadshot, rubber bullets only.
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What about The Bat?
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He has his hands full
on another case.
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In fact, we work it right, we might
be able to take advantage of him.
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Waller.
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What, Lawton?
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Play fair and I'll shoot straight.
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Jerk me around and I'll kill you.
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Be a good convict, Lawton.
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Don't make me blow you up.
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I'm clear.
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Gas them.
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What them?
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Huh.
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I'm getting tired of this trick.
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You and me both, cowboy.
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Maybe when we get into Gotham,
I can show you around.
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I know some tight places.
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- Not interested.
- Hmph.
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I told you, Harley.
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If you're giving it out,
heave a chunk my way, eh?
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Ah. You wish.
132
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Shake your boomer-wang
at the shark guy.
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- Dc it, and I'll bite it off.
- Ha, ha.
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00:12:46,360 --> 00:12:50,446
Come on, Harl. For old time's sake?
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00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:53,119
Are we gonna have a
problem this time around?
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I think we might, mate.
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No.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I don't trust vermin.
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Honorless, rudderless,
undisciplined.
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They'll never find your body.
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00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:10,044
Oh, ninjas are awesome.
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You think that means we're there?
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I hate heights!
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Whoo!
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We're not gonna make it.
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Waller, please!
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Remember this feeling, convicts.
I hold your lives in my hands.
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You crazy bitch.
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Open the damn chutes.
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Do it. Now!
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Unh. Aah!
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Good one.
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00:14:30,760 --> 00:14:32,924
Good shark.
155
00:14:33,560 --> 00:14:35,405
Gross.
156
00:14:35,760 --> 00:14:37,730
Where's Harley?
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Don't worry, I fell on my head.
158
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Great. How do we get to
the rendezvous unseen?
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A few more miles.
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Keep moving then.
161
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,399
Aah! This is flipping bonkers.
162
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Sloshing through sewage so a guy
dressed like a bat won't spot us?
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00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:18,445
You wanna head topside,
slick, be my guest.
164
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,049
No, we're practically there.
165
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
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Cobblepot.
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We're closed. Private party.
168
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Yeah, we're the private party.
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This way. He's waiting on you.
170
00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:56,479
Your guests have
arrived, Mr. Cobblepot.
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Right, right. Come in.
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Welcome to the Iceberg Lounge.
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I'm just finishing my supper.
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Pardon me, Mr. Cobblepot.
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Lawton? Oh, I never pegged
Deadshot for a team player.
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Oh, things are tough all over, sir.
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That's a good one. Ha, ha.
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00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:31,439
This man is the best
assassin I've ever seen.
179
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And I only work with the best.
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00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,279
I aim to please, Mr. Cobblepot.
181
00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,839
I was told you can
get us into Arkham?
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I can indeed.
183
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:43,519
I've made arrangements to sneak
you into the crazy farm.
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Follow them to...
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You.
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Clown!
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00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,079
You're not still mad about
that truck, are you, Pengy?
188
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Wah-wah.
189
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It feels like you are.
190
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,959
You cost me money, funny girl.
191
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,709
Her and her looney boyfriend
nicked my truck of cigarettes
192
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and drove it into the river.
Just for a laugh.
193
00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,879
Does it matter that Mr. J and
I aren't together anymore?
194
00:17:12,880 --> 00:17:15,319
Nobody steals from
me and walks away.
195
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,290
It's bad business, love.
196
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,519
You're right, you should kill her.
197
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,279
Hell, I'll kill her for you.
198
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:24,119
Aw, come on.
199
00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,887
Except you know what else
is bad for business, sir?
200
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Double-crossing your clients.
201
00:17:32,320 --> 00:17:35,891
And I would hate for folks to say
Mr. Cobblepot takes your money
202
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and kills your operatives.
203
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,441
Get her out of my sight, Lawton.
204
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:46,879
There's your files.
205
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,318
Memorize the contents.
206
00:17:48,319 --> 00:17:50,679
You can grab some shuteye
in the rooms above.
207
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:54,439
You deploy tomorrow night
under the cover of darkness...
208
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:59,519
and then I never want to see
any of you on my turf again.
209
00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,924
Now get the hell out of here.
210
00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,719
Ever the charmer, ain't you?
211
00:18:06,720 --> 00:18:08,610
Bite me, Boomer.
212
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:54,081
Ah. Oi, Lawton.
213
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,999
Nice shave, mate.
214
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,839
We got off on the wrong foot
at the start of this mission.
215
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:00,730
Hoist a pint with us.
216
00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:02,919
Can't. It's a school night.
217
00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,159
Ehh, suit yourself.
218
00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:06,483
How about a friendly
game of darts, then?
219
00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,051
Lucky shot.
220
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:30,679
Right. Let's see you do it.
221
00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:32,923
Yeah! Come on!
222
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,639
Sorry, mate.
223
00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:40,008
Looks like that one
took a bad bounce.
224
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:46,811
Oh!
225
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,208
Let's call it even, mate.
226
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,759
Louise? It's Amanda.
227
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:03,319
I have a special
assignment for you.
228
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:06,679
Something I'd rather keep
between the two of us.
229
00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,525
I'm listening.
230
00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,399
Welcome back.
231
00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,723
- Did you miss me?
- What do you want?
232
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:33,881
I got an itch I thought you
could help me scratch, cowboy.
233
00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:35,919
Wow!
234
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:38,846
Oh. Good start.
235
00:20:39,840 --> 00:20:42,720
Ah, what the hell.
236
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,049
Yahtzee!
237
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,639
Here's my stop.
238
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,486
Wish me luck, cowboy.
239
00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:25,571
There's gotta be one
here somewhere.
240
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,799
You know where he
put it, don't you?
241
00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:31,359
Uh-oh.
242
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,171
Where is it, Harley?
243
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:37,279
No idea what you're talking about.
244
00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,119
Answers.
245
00:21:42,120 --> 00:21:43,726
- Now.
- Ugh!
246
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,644
Back off, Bats.
247
00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,004
Where is it?
248
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,359
What's he talking about?
249
00:22:06,360 --> 00:22:09,759
Who knows what these wankers
get worked up about.
250
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,079
I don't know. I swear.
251
00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:15,719
I'm not firing blind
against The Bat.
252
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:18,279
Waller, what the devil's going on?
253
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:22,959
You don't get to call me up
and demand answers, Deadshot.
254
00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:25,169
What are they talking about?
255
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,799
Joker stole a dirty bomb and
hid it somewhere in Gotham.
256
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:33,959
Apparently it's large enough that the
radiation would kill half the population.
257
00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,799
Batman's torn the city
apart trying to find it.
258
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,806
At one point he thought
Riddler might know.
259
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:42,959
The Joker has a dirty bomb?
260
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,647
That gives me the chills.
261
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,009
Ice puns? Really?
262
00:22:50,480 --> 00:22:52,639
Waller, this is crap.
263
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:57,443
I don't care, convict, do your job.
264
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:03,162
Honestly, B-man, I don't know
where Mr. J puts half of his stuff.
265
00:23:04,960 --> 00:23:09,445
I just wanted a Chatty Boo-Boo doll
before they went on sale tomorrow.
266
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,241
Get her back to Arkham.
267
00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,159
Will do, Batman.
268
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,040
Get in there, you nutty broad.
269
00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:19,484
Mwah.
270
00:24:30,320 --> 00:24:33,803
I'm in the middle of lunch, now I
gotta process this dizzy dame?
271
00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:38,087
Crazy, huh?
272
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,964
Why don't I just toss her in
her old cell and come back?
273
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:43,512
Yeah, right.
274
00:24:43,538 --> 00:24:47,479
I got, like, half a dozen new forms to
fill out before you can even come in.
275
00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:56,491
We've got 10 minutes
to plant the device.
276
00:25:09,640 --> 00:25:11,530
Where should I dump her?
277
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,527
Put it through the x-ray machine.
278
00:25:23,960 --> 00:25:26,559
Heh. Don't get much
deader than that.
279
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:28,689
This one's cold as ice.
280
00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:34,684
Hey, buddy, I got nothing in the
system about accepting a new body.
281
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:47,562
Yeah. Ha, ha.
282
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:05,679
It says, uh, "Not found."
283
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:09,209
I came from inside. Run it again.
284
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,399
No, somethings wrong.
285
00:26:12,400 --> 00:26:15,121
I'm gonna have to get security.
286
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:21,599
The junction box is up
ahead so move your ass.
287
00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,799
- Harley?
- Huh!
288
00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:26,965
Is it really you?
289
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,079
Shit.
290
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:31,050
Don't screw this up.
291
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,279
Aren't you even going
to say hello? Heh, heh.
292
00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:41,519
Aw, guys, you gotta see this.
Joker just spotted Harley.
293
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:46,079
Keep walking.
294
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:47,799
Tell him to shut up.
295
00:26:47,800 --> 00:26:51,759
Aw, I can tell you're still sore.
296
00:26:51,760 --> 00:26:54,359
At least the bruises
cleared up nicely.
297
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:59,882
What's your hurry, Harl?
298
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:03,439
Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
299
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,319
Damn it.
300
00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,563
Let's move.
301
00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:12,439
Maybe she'll kill him.
302
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:14,683
I hate you, you bastard!
303
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,679
I'll kill him!
304
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:20,880
I'll kill him myself for
what he's done to me.
305
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:28,069
Women. Am I right, officer?
306
00:27:28,095 --> 00:27:32,646
Can't live with them, can't
kick them out of a moving car.
307
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:38,559
You know the rules, buddy.
I gotta phone it in.
308
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,610
She's dead.
309
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:48,159
How much trouble could she be?
310
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:51,719
Nothing goes in or out of
Arkham without being OK'd.
311
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:57,809
But give me a sec, I'll try to get
ahold of the watch commander.
312
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,919
- Run it again.
- I've tried twice, sir.
313
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,721
I can't lose this job because
your system is down.
314
00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:18,479
Come on, you amateurs.
315
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:27,527
Tsk, tsk, tsk. Sorry,
hon. Bulletproof.
316
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,919
Even better.
317
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:31,924
Pudding.
318
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:44,519
Why, Harley, if I didn't know better,
I'd say you're trying to kill me.
319
00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:46,684
We're finished, you and me.
320
00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:51,079
I got someone new
now. Someone better.
321
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:56,919
Oh, hell. This'll have to do.
322
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,079
Never mind. Just came through.
323
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,448
About time.
324
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,319
Sorry, it's an old system.
325
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,563
No problem.
326
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,282
Let's see what goodies we've got.
327
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,201
Oh, shit!
328
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:53,329
How...? Oh!
329
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:57,799
Aah! Me goalies.
330
00:29:57,800 --> 00:30:01,124
- That's payback, you dumb-ass.
- Unh.
331
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,479
Walk it off, Captain Kangaroo.
332
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,439
Come on, we're out of time.
333
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:47,919
- New guy?
- That's right.
334
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:51,051
You're not jealous, are you?
335
00:30:51,480 --> 00:30:53,405
That's him.
336
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,679
I know you.
337
00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,639
We worked together once.
338
00:30:58,640 --> 00:31:01,611
No, wait, don't tell me,
don't tell me. Hmm...
339
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,759
Deadhead, hmm?
340
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:06,119
Buckshot? Ha, ha!
341
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:10,479
Hmph. Aah!
342
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,450
I got her.
343
00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,719
You can have her.
344
00:31:14,720 --> 00:31:19,039
Bet you buy your shirts
second-hand too. Ha!
345
00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,562
Sir, we've got an
explosion on Level E.
346
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,599
He's still secure, sir.
347
00:31:39,600 --> 00:31:41,279
Is that room service?
348
00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:44,159
Tell them I never got my calzone.
349
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:48,079
Good. I need every available
security down in the kitchen, stat.
350
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,039
We're on yellow alert.
351
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,569
- You're late.
- Ran into her ex. Grab hold.
352
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:04,401
Put your back into it.
353
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,559
Hey. Nobody's supposed
to be down there.
354
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,919
We just snuck down
here for a little party.
355
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:18,199
What kind of party?
356
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,599
Crap, you're Harley Quinn!
357
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:24,439
Don't move, you crazy bit...
358
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:47,169
I hate Italian food.
359
00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:14,359
Has that kitchen
fire been contained?
360
00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:15,679
Yes, sir.
361
00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:25,484
- Lawton.
- What?
362
00:33:25,720 --> 00:33:28,479
GPS has you in the
main security hub.
363
00:33:28,480 --> 00:33:30,079
What's going on?
364
00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:31,559
We own it, that's what.
365
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:32,879
Now we grab the cane.
366
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,519
Don't get too cocky, Lawton.
367
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:38,919
You're at the point of no return.
You best keep that in mind.
368
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:42,079
That gas explosion put the whole
bloody asylum on yellow alert.
369
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:44,439
If the security cameras
make us, we're toast.
370
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,999
So shut down all the security cams.
371
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:49,639
That's a surefire way
to alert The Bat.
372
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,999
What then? Let him watch
us run around like idiots?
373
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,131
Play yesterday's footage.
374
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:59,119
Aw. Shark Week had
his first thought.
375
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,329
Shut it, Boomer. Say it again.
376
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,639
Play yesterday's footage
at the same time.
377
00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:06,199
I can do that.
378
00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:08,159
And we can operate
without eyes on us.
379
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:12,281
- You mean Batman's or Waller's?
- Both.
380
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:18,639
The intensive treatment building
is there, just across the yard.
381
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,919
Let's move.
382
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:22,607
Low profile.
383
00:34:23,400 --> 00:34:25,290
Frost. Move your ass.
384
00:34:40,240 --> 00:34:42,479
Top priority are those towers.
385
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:43,999
I can scale them.
386
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,686
No time.
387
00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,279
You do two, I'll do two.
388
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:04,127
Fine. On my mark. Now.
389
00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:13,328
- You missed.
- Wait for it.
390
00:35:16,120 --> 00:35:18,841
Patrol, I need a sweep
of the yard. Ugh!
391
00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:25,599
Boom! In your face.
392
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:29,679
He got to his walkie. I'd score
that a miss. You two-bit C-lister.
393
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,844
That's it!
394
00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:37,479
U.S.A!
395
00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,370
U.S.A!
396
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:42,531
Boys, we got company.
397
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,642
- Shark, no.
- Finally, some action.
398
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,399
So much for low profile.
399
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:07,299
Status report. I've got
you in the exercise yard,
400
00:36:07,325 --> 00:36:09,567
but you don't show
up on the cameras.
401
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,999
Must be something wrong
with the system.
402
00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:18,079
Damn it. We're a
little busy right now.
403
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:19,999
I'll call you back.
404
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,529
Don't yank me around, convict.
Get the cane. Get out.
405
00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,247
Yahtzee.
406
00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,159
Victor Zsasz, we got
you surrounded.
407
00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,879
Please. Please don't hurt me.
408
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,359
Let the girl go
before it gets ugly.
409
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:50,719
The Zombie's mine to liberate.
410
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,929
I have righteous work to do.
411
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,449
I'm not in the mood tonight, Zsasz.
412
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,159
You seem troubled tonight, sir.
413
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,159
It's Harley, Alfred.
414
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,679
She was acting odd.
415
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,519
Odder than usual, you mean?
416
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,359
Like she was happy to get caught.
417
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:30,599
Maybe she missed her, uh, pudding.
418
00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:31,839
Maybe.
419
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,919
More likely it's linked
to the Joker's bomb.
420
00:37:34,920 --> 00:37:38,005
Arkham had a yellow
alert this evening.
421
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,046
Everything looks to be in place.
422
00:37:41,680 --> 00:37:43,479
Hmm.
423
00:37:43,480 --> 00:37:46,559
That's Moshell. He
doesn't work Fridays.
424
00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,238
Neither does Ferrick.
That's the Thursday crew.
425
00:37:49,239 --> 00:37:52,159
This isn't live. They're
broadcasting old footage.
426
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:54,528
Somethings wrong at Arkham.
427
00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:04,922
No, no.
428
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,519
Enough, Shark! Put him down!
429
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,203
Ouch!
430
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,279
Do I have your attention now?
431
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,287
Don't break cover in the middle
of an operation unless I say so.
432
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,719
Don't ever do that to me.
433
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,805
Or what? You'll chew my head off?
434
00:38:29,520 --> 00:38:32,399
Do it. I'm begging you.
435
00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:36,725
You think any of you have a shot
of getting out alive without me?
436
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:42,359
That's what I thought.
437
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,439
We're just lucky
this was contained.
438
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,879
Start following orders, all of you.
439
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:50,999
Why don't you just
calm down, pudding?
440
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:55,166
Don't call me pudding!
441
00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:05,279
Property room's here.
442
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:10,767
- Locked.
- Not for long.
443
00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:19,444
Now that's just pathetic.
444
00:39:20,080 --> 00:39:24,439
The warden uses his birthday backwards
for practically all of his passwords.
445
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,919
- How do you know that?
- I used to work here.
446
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:30,919
Didn't I mention that?
447
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:32,599
Come on. As what?
448
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:35,319
As a psychiatrist, silly.
449
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:40,282
And pal, anyone who throws boomerangs
has some real issues letting go.
450
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,368
Et voilà.
451
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:55,442
Where do we even begin?
452
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,966
Everyone take a section.
Just start looking.
453
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,045
Bloody hell.
454
00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:15,159
My acid playing cards.
455
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,919
I knew I left them here.
456
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:23,611
Here's that Batman costume
Mr. J used for the train heist.
457
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,399
Aw.
458
00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,804
I've been looking
all over for this.
459
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,402
Here's where it went.
460
00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:39,765
Bingo.
461
00:40:45,440 --> 00:40:46,839
Firefly.
462
00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:48,079
Killer Moth.
463
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,599
Maxie Zeus.
464
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:53,399
Never heard of any of these tools.
465
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:55,279
Mr. Freeze's gun.
466
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:57,011
Score.
467
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:01,405
Ugh.
468
00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:08,759
Thanks.
469
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,487
It's Batman.
470
00:43:38,200 --> 00:43:40,090
Huh?
471
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:50,049
No way.
472
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:56,119
The spoils of war.
473
00:43:56,120 --> 00:44:00,559
Black Spider just
kicked The Bat's ass?
474
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:03,439
Mate, I'm a little choked up.
475
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:05,842
Got the thumb drive.
476
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,847
What?
477
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:12,168
What the hell?
478
00:44:12,680 --> 00:44:15,162
We've been played.
479
00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,399
Where's Frosty?
480
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:21,079
Frost? Damn it.
481
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,130
Frost!
482
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,239
Easy.
483
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:34,649
I knew Waller would send someone.
484
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:38,399
I'm too clever for
her to let me live.
485
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:41,690
Nothing gets past you, genius.
486
00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:45,250
I'll make this fast.
487
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:50,919
Do you even know why
you're assassinating me?
488
00:44:50,920 --> 00:44:55,039
The Wall says you screwed her and
to make an example out of you.
489
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:58,649
And that satiated your curiosity?
490
00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:00,879
I don't ask questions.
491
00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:02,439
I don't believe that.
492
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,119
The human mind always
has questions.
493
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:11,719
My only question is why Waller didn't just
blow your head off with your nano bomb.
494
00:45:11,720 --> 00:45:16,159
It's the same reason
she needs me dead.
495
00:45:16,160 --> 00:45:20,884
Because I know how to diffuse them.
496
00:45:21,120 --> 00:45:23,719
Wait, what?
497
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,759
How do you know she's
with the Riddler?
498
00:45:25,760 --> 00:45:28,128
She was eyeballing him
at the monitor room.
499
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,639
So she's got herself a new guy.
500
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:34,959
After everything I've done for her.
501
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,959
Ooh, we'll see about that.
502
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,319
I'll make five more just like her.
503
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,959
I'll take her skin and
put someone else in it.
504
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:47,119
Oh, that perfect creamy skin.
505
00:45:47,120 --> 00:45:48,999
Pull yourself together, man!
506
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:51,119
She mocked you right to your face!
507
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,046
Even dared to call you...
508
00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,839
pudding.
509
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:00,279
Oh, that darling girl!
510
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,125
She might even deserve me.
511
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:13,719
Okay, babies, let's cook.
512
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:21,363
Winner, winner, chicken
dinner. Ha-ha-ha.
513
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:26,319
Oh, Harley, I take back half the
horrible things I've done to you.
514
00:46:35,440 --> 00:46:36,679
They're gone!
515
00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:39,199
Yeah, we can see that,
Harley, but where?
516
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,519
It's Waller.
517
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:44,919
- I'm here.
- What are you trying to pull, Deadshot?
518
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,199
- You're not checking in.
- We had a bout with The Bat.
519
00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:50,799
But we're past it.
I got your cane, Waller.
520
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:52,519
We're just looking for an exit.
521
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,279
So you're all together?
522
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:56,759
Of course. Why wouldn't we be?
523
00:46:56,760 --> 00:47:00,719
Then why has the Special Crimes unit been
called in to protect the medical center?
524
00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:03,999
Maybe Two-Face got a
pair of hemorrhoids.
525
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,399
We're out of here.
526
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,679
Please don't explode. Please don't
explode. Please don't explode.
527
00:47:08,680 --> 00:47:12,199
Shut up. Where's
that medical center?
528
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,443
We're still on yellow alert.
529
00:47:19,160 --> 00:47:20,766
You hear something?
530
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,089
Let me check.
531
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,159
Hey, remember that time
when Mad Hatter...
532
00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:29,519
Smitty?
533
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:31,919
- Smitty?
- Boo.
534
00:47:31,920 --> 00:47:33,890
Aah!
535
00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:35,519
Smitty!
536
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:38,321
Put your hands in the air!
537
00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:42,847
- Aah!
- And boom.
538
00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:53,919
I'm just going to slip into
something more comfortable.
539
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,324
So no peeking.
540
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,559
This is the Special Crimes unit.
541
00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:21,042
Surrender and return to your cells.
542
00:48:25,960 --> 00:48:28,169
Light them up!
543
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,839
That worked well.
544
00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:37,159
Then like the hanged man, we
are at the end of our rope.
545
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,211
Wow, I hate you. Unh!
546
00:48:48,680 --> 00:48:51,082
You can thank us later, losers.
547
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,279
- You all right?
- Somewhat.
548
00:48:59,280 --> 00:49:00,919
Glad you made it.
549
00:49:00,920 --> 00:49:03,119
This better be good.
550
00:49:03,120 --> 00:49:06,279
He knows how to turn off the bombs.
551
00:49:06,280 --> 00:49:08,359
Look familiar?
552
00:49:10,040 --> 00:49:13,119
I can do it, but you've got to
get me into the medical center.
553
00:49:13,120 --> 00:49:16,967
We got maybe five minutes before
Waller figures out what's what.
554
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,559
We get to that room or we're dead.
555
00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,199
Should've brought a tank.
556
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:26,840
We have one.
557
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:36,959
No heights.
558
00:49:36,960 --> 00:49:40,759
- You're joking.
- I said, no heights!
559
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,970
I'll guide you. Trust me.
560
00:49:53,080 --> 00:49:56,006
I'm crazy, but that's just nuts!
561
00:50:01,520 --> 00:50:03,001
Step on it.
562
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:08,121
Go to the right.
563
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,564
Let's move.
564
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,689
Did we win?
565
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,564
Let's see now. We'll need
this on. This for back-up.
566
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:08,409
Grab a chair.
567
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:15,319
Whee!
568
00:51:15,320 --> 00:51:17,961
How do you diffuse
this bomb, exactly?
569
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:21,719
It's the electroshock.
570
00:51:21,720 --> 00:51:23,639
It's the what now?
571
00:51:23,640 --> 00:51:27,408
I'm gonna run 1000 volts through
your heads and fry your bombs.
572
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:30,123
Oh.
573
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:34,599
Good. Put the chairs in a
circle here around Old Sparky.
574
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:40,599
Oh, I love electroshock! It's a
shiatsu massage for your brain.
575
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:42,490
Lose those.
576
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,889
I'll keep a lookout.
577
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:55,771
More cops. Choppers too.
578
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:00,319
This'll work?
579
00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,371
Or give you a grand mal seizure.
580
00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:13,719
I'm clamping you to the chairs
because you're going to wiggle.
581
00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:17,039
I don't trust this fruit loop.
582
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:18,919
Hmm. A thousand
volts, five bodies...
583
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:22,799
multiply by five, allowing for
absorption, three-second pulses...
584
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,009
You know what you're doing, right?
585
00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:31,959
Damn it. Don't stop
working. Yeah, Waller?
586
00:52:31,960 --> 00:52:34,639
I am getting reports there's
a break-in at Arkham.
587
00:52:34,640 --> 00:52:37,119
- You're on red alert.
- News to me.
588
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:40,759
What part of "off the books"
do you not understand?
589
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:43,359
Are you in the medical center?
590
00:52:43,360 --> 00:52:45,171
We hit a snag.
591
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,089
Batman again?
592
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:52,447
Spider needed medical attention.
593
00:52:54,040 --> 00:52:55,999
Spider? But he's...
594
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:59,165
No excuses, Lawton! You get that?
595
00:52:59,240 --> 00:53:01,563
Mm... Uh-huh.
596
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:06,199
No more crap! No more time!
No more shenanigans!
597
00:53:06,200 --> 00:53:07,519
Uh-huh.
598
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:28,039
Those scumbags are
trying to screw me.
599
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:04,085
I never need to do that again.
600
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,359
Are you kidding? I feel great!
601
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,239
Nobody screws the Wall!
602
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:17,839
- Uh, guys?
- Do it again.
603
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,925
I don't know. Maybe his
skin is too thick?
604
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:42,561
Best gun ever.
605
00:54:45,040 --> 00:54:46,719
Why'd his head explode?
606
00:54:46,720 --> 00:54:51,039
Because the bomb in his neck
didn't diffuse, you asshole.
607
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,965
So what's his excuse?
608
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,810
Oh, that's rich.
609
00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:05,205
Huh?
610
00:55:07,040 --> 00:55:11,959
Denzel! What have they done to you?
611
00:55:15,640 --> 00:55:18,839
Haven't you solved it yet?
612
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:23,325
The Black Spider is Batman.
613
00:55:37,720 --> 00:55:39,599
I know that sound.
614
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,970
Someone's flossing their brain.
615
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,519
- Unh.
- Talk! Why are you here?
616
00:55:54,520 --> 00:55:57,685
Amanda Waller wanted
the Riddler dead.
617
00:55:58,120 --> 00:55:59,919
Waller? What's she got...?
618
00:56:05,360 --> 00:56:07,679
I'm here, bitches!
619
00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:10,845
And I brought favors for everybody!
620
00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:24,921
Whoop!
621
00:57:00,080 --> 00:57:02,403
Yahtzee!
622
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,599
I think this was yours, Deadhead.
623
00:57:14,600 --> 00:57:16,445
Finders, keepers.
624
00:57:20,280 --> 00:57:22,719
Pudding! You're free.
625
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,119
Don't you pudding me.
626
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:33,359
I go away and suddenly you've got
new friends. Even picked a new guy.
627
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:35,479
You got it all wrong, baby.
628
00:57:35,480 --> 00:57:38,239
I was using them to
help you escape.
629
00:57:38,240 --> 00:57:41,759
Who else would I break
into Arkham for?
630
00:57:41,760 --> 00:57:44,561
Nobody, that's who.
631
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:47,999
It'll be just like old times.
632
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:50,129
Oh.
633
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,410
Hmm.
634
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:08,763
You. New guy. I don't like
people touching my stuff.
635
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:20,279
- Go ahead. You're out of bullets.
- I am not.
636
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:23,799
You are. You're gonna pull the
trigger, and when nothing happens...
637
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:27,679
I'm gonna punch you in the
throat and bash your brains out.
638
00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,844
Three.
639
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:33,810
Two.
640
00:58:36,200 --> 00:58:38,079
- One.
- Hold on.
641
00:58:38,080 --> 00:58:41,962
Stop counting for a second.
I know there are bullets.
642
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:44,919
See?
643
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:59,289
Mate, you just
out-crazied the Joker.
644
00:59:04,440 --> 00:59:07,439
This place is crawling with cops.
645
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,287
- I'm gonna kill Waller.
- Can we get out of here first?
646
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,727
Mallet.
647
00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:28,599
It's right here, Mr. J.
648
00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:30,399
I was keeping it safe
for you the whole...
649
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:43,321
It's time for a very big bang.
650
00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,639
Why the hell are we running?
651
00:59:52,640 --> 00:59:54,119
We're sitting ducks here.
652
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,279
And whose fault is that,
do you suppose, leader?
653
00:59:57,280 --> 01:00:00,279
I've been carrying this team
all night, you douche bag.
654
01:00:00,280 --> 01:00:01,679
- Uh, fellas?
- Really?
655
01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:04,079
- Is that what you'd call it, eh?
- Guys.
656
01:00:04,080 --> 01:00:06,359
- Guys, listen.
- That's what I'd call it...
657
01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:09,519
- you one-gimmick hack.
- Great, let's split up.
658
01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:13,129
- I'm better off on my own.
- Guys. Batman's here.
659
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:17,159
Joker. Where did he go?
660
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:19,767
Don't owe you squat, Bats.
661
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:28,199
Lawton? We can settle
our business later.
662
01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:30,648
Now, where's the Joker?
663
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:35,402
He and Harley took their
mallet and disappeared.
664
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:37,919
That's where he's hidden the bomb.
665
01:00:37,920 --> 01:00:41,559
Sibilance, testing. Sibilance.
666
01:00:41,560 --> 01:00:44,399
I know you can see me, Bats.
667
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:48,159
Hope you brought protection because
I'm about to give Gotham...
668
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:50,599
a terminal case of tainted love...
669
01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:52,439
and it's really gonna burn.
670
01:00:53,640 --> 01:00:56,199
And just in case you were
thinking of stopping me...
671
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:00,719
I figured I'd invite some
friends to my big blow-out.
672
01:01:28,000 --> 01:01:29,599
Stop.
673
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,126
Please?
674
01:01:35,720 --> 01:01:38,439
I need to find Joker
and stop that bomb.
675
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,642
Good luck with that, mate.
676
01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,279
Gotta get out of here.
677
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:50,241
Yeah, but what'll get us far
enough to escape that blast?
678
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:02,448
Well, isn't that convenient?
679
01:02:39,880 --> 01:02:41,361
Out of my way, loser.
680
01:02:55,760 --> 01:02:57,969
Mm.
681
01:02:59,160 --> 01:03:00,919
Mm.
682
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:36,240
Oh, no, you don't, Lawton.
That's my ride.
683
01:03:38,680 --> 01:03:40,366
Aah!
684
01:03:52,520 --> 01:03:56,083
Only one of us is getting out
of here and it ain't you.
685
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:05,563
I'll get you for this, Lawton!
686
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:08,159
Get those gates closed.
687
01:04:16,040 --> 01:04:17,726
Where's our backup?
688
01:04:50,600 --> 01:04:53,128
Now that's what I call backup.
689
01:05:25,240 --> 01:05:28,246
We've got it under control,
Batman. You can take...
690
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:31,239
And I'm talking to myself.
691
01:05:31,240 --> 01:05:32,971
Again.
692
01:05:42,040 --> 01:05:44,408
Going my way, handsome?
693
01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:47,681
Cute kid.
694
01:05:47,880 --> 01:05:51,284
Hope she doesn't take
being an orphan too hard.
695
01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,041
Holy crap!
696
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,162
You know she's gonna
kill us, right?
697
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,883
Where's the fricking gas pedal?
698
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,199
Uh-oh. Ha!
699
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:21,638
Sure. He smacks me
around sometimes...
700
01:08:21,639 --> 01:08:23,919
but you're the one who's
always hurting me.
701
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,288
Now I'm gonna hurt you.
702
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:44,962
Stop me if you've heard this one.
703
01:08:53,040 --> 01:08:55,169
Listen to me.
704
01:08:56,600 --> 01:08:58,319
Harley, the bomb.
705
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:59,639
For someone who's not Batman...
706
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:04,443
you've been a real pain
in my ass. Ha-ha-ha.
707
01:10:08,120 --> 01:10:11,000
Deuces, new guy.
708
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,201
- Have a seat, pudding.
- Aah!
709
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:38,767
Bang!
710
01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:22,410
Waller.
711
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:27,399
You knew when you sent your little suicide
squad into Arkham, they'd go off script.
712
01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,679
Oh, it's just you.
713
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:33,926
When your bombs didn't ice them,
you figured the S.C.U. would.
714
01:11:34,080 --> 01:11:38,279
All that, just so you
could kill the Riddler.
715
01:11:38,280 --> 01:11:41,799
Let's just say I break a lot
of eggs to make an omelet.
716
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:46,199
And because you're a messy cook,
the Riddler was able to escape.
717
01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:48,519
I got careless.
718
01:11:48,520 --> 01:11:52,879
- My men will get Nigma next time.
- There is no next time.
719
01:11:52,880 --> 01:11:56,839
No? We're the U.S. government.
720
01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:01,199
Who's going to blow the whistle on us?
The convicts? Who'd believe them?
721
01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:02,839
You? Heh.
722
01:12:02,840 --> 01:12:07,839
You going to start a blog and
expose us? I don't think so.
723
01:12:07,840 --> 01:12:11,449
That's checkmate, Batman.
724
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:15,319
I'm warning you.
725
01:12:15,320 --> 01:12:17,479
Enough.
726
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:21,279
Don't they need you back
in your squalid little city?
727
01:12:21,280 --> 01:12:26,242
They never did find the
Joker's body, did they?
728
01:12:30,880 --> 01:12:32,770
Punk.
729
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:43,124
Motherfu...
730
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:52,169
Bang.