1 00:00:19,739 --> 00:00:23,838 Once again the planet Earth is on the brink of destruction. 2 00:00:23,873 --> 00:00:26,521 So that's not unusual. 3 00:00:26,522 --> 00:00:28,542 Life should die on their planet. 4 00:00:28,577 --> 00:00:31,462 They've almost completely drained their resources. 5 00:00:31,497 --> 00:00:33,436 We must send twin advisors. 6 00:00:33,808 --> 00:00:38,101 - Why should we care? - We must care, we must keep trying. 7 00:00:38,136 --> 00:00:40,565 After we sent our twin advisors to China, 8 00:00:40,566 --> 00:00:42,671 the Chinese tried to take over the world. 9 00:00:43,086 --> 00:00:45,178 Now they're playing with the control of gravity. 10 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,124 If they were to be successful, 11 00:00:47,125 --> 00:00:49,740 it would be a catastrophe for the entire galaxy. 12 00:00:50,616 --> 00:00:52,307 We must help earth. 13 00:00:52,308 --> 00:00:54,889 Unfortunately I do not agree with you. 14 00:00:55,584 --> 00:00:58,179 Prepare twin advisors this time we will implant them... 15 00:00:58,180 --> 00:01:01,210 into an American mother was about to give birth. 16 00:01:01,211 --> 00:01:03,301 Perhaps you will have better results. 17 00:01:03,336 --> 00:01:04,978 Of course I'll do it. 18 00:01:04,979 --> 00:01:07,567 But I don't believe you can do anything with her things. 19 00:01:08,289 --> 00:01:09,973 Pick the American couple carefully. 20 00:01:10,409 --> 00:01:14,438 They must be intelligent powerful and admired by their countrymen. 21 00:01:14,487 --> 00:01:17,143 And recall our advices in China. 22 00:01:17,178 --> 00:01:19,957 The Chinese will search everywhere for them. 23 00:01:19,992 --> 00:01:23,217 Good, that'll keep them busy for many years. 24 00:01:25,401 --> 00:01:26,985 ...of course you know they have never done... 25 00:01:26,986 --> 00:01:29,240 an honest day's work in their life. 26 00:01:30,909 --> 00:01:34,852 I said why you don't even know where your ancestors stole it from. 27 00:01:34,887 --> 00:01:35,708 And I said now. 28 00:01:35,709 --> 00:01:38,090 Caleb do you know that your grandfather... 29 00:01:38,091 --> 00:01:41,241 made his fortune on nerve gas and napalm. 30 00:01:41,242 --> 00:01:42,885 perhaps you'd look at me with that... 31 00:01:42,886 --> 00:01:44,824 inevitable smile he said history was... 32 00:01:44,825 --> 00:01:46,117 never one of my best subjects. 33 00:01:46,118 --> 00:01:50,589 Ooh and he's so large. I could pull him up. 34 00:01:50,590 --> 00:01:53,288 you know I just cannot stand the thought... 35 00:01:53,289 --> 00:01:56,500 The woman is beautiful as her only the phone company. 36 00:02:01,547 --> 00:02:02,855 You're him! 37 00:02:03,842 --> 00:02:06,143 - How's that? - You're the beautiful people. 38 00:02:06,178 --> 00:02:08,587 And you're out here with me just like anybody else. 39 00:02:10,421 --> 00:02:13,425 Well my wife and I never believed in putting on the door. 40 00:02:13,426 --> 00:02:15,057 You know what I mean. 41 00:02:15,058 --> 00:02:17,286 Just because we got money coming out of our ears, 42 00:02:17,321 --> 00:02:20,367 Doesn't mean we have to act like we're any better than anybody else. 43 00:02:20,402 --> 00:02:23,035 Boy, you are democratic. 44 00:02:23,259 --> 00:02:24,689 Shouldn't even mention it. 45 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,731 You can imagine what kind of a kid I'm gonna have. 46 00:02:30,029 --> 00:02:33,809 - All babies are beautiful. - Ever see a baby rhinoceros? 47 00:02:34,387 --> 00:02:37,119 I don't know why they let people as ugly as me reproduce. 48 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:39,922 I should be circumcised. 49 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:43,412 - You mean castrated. - Castrated right yeah. 50 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,726 I should be castrated. 51 00:02:46,089 --> 00:02:49,067 When they bring my kid to that window, I wouldn't look up. 52 00:02:50,079 --> 00:02:52,773 I'm sure it'll be a beautiful specimen mister... 53 00:02:53,681 --> 00:02:57,279 - Schillfit. - Sr. Schillfit. 54 00:03:02,137 --> 00:03:05,015 Two bundles coming up. 55 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:08,070 Well we're the last ones, must be you. 56 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:10,839 - Could be you. - Twins? 57 00:03:10,874 --> 00:03:14,129 That's a repulsive thought. 58 00:03:16,109 --> 00:03:18,505 Oh Jesus, nevermind. 59 00:03:18,540 --> 00:03:21,670 No, I'd do it. I knew this was gonna happen. 60 00:03:21,705 --> 00:03:27,503 I told her. Oh God. Oh god, no! 61 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:40,191 We deserve. 62 00:03:40,192 --> 00:03:43,294 Oh, Dr. Frankenstein is Lutetia is okay? 63 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:46,405 Oh, she's fine. She's sleeping now. 64 00:03:46,406 --> 00:03:47,652 Did she deliver already? 65 00:03:47,687 --> 00:03:51,634 Caleb, I don't know what happened it. Was a billion to one chance. 66 00:03:53,258 --> 00:03:55,414 But those are your children. 67 00:03:55,449 --> 00:03:58,503 - Little baby monsters. - Halleluiah! 68 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:06,122 Oh thanks, I've do not take. 69 00:04:06,765 --> 00:04:09,142 God bless you. 70 00:04:31,358 --> 00:04:33,431 Oh no! 71 00:04:36,038 --> 00:04:38,044 No, they're not mine. 72 00:04:38,557 --> 00:04:41,699 It's been a mistake, those are Mr. Schillfit. 73 00:04:41,734 --> 00:04:43,907 You done it. Not me! 74 00:04:47,661 --> 00:04:48,661 Caleb! 75 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:25,907 Mr. Swain what can you tell us about the twins? 76 00:05:25,942 --> 00:05:27,664 A couple of beautiful babies? 77 00:05:27,850 --> 00:05:30,393 Mr. Swain how about some folks our are viewers would just love... 78 00:05:30,394 --> 00:05:32,815 an exclusive interview with a wrench and beautiful father... 79 00:05:32,816 --> 00:05:35,048 of beautiful twins. Mrs. Swain, Mr. Swain! 80 00:05:44,168 --> 00:05:45,933 Ugliest baby I've ever seen. 81 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:48,331 Shure they've give send back. 82 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,193 Oversize hands, oversize feets, Oversize brains. 83 00:05:51,614 --> 00:05:54,513 I got a call to head vet in San Diego Zoo. 84 00:05:54,514 --> 00:05:56,394 I've never seen anyone like this... 85 00:06:04,045 --> 00:06:07,700 - Honey, there you are. - My sweet, come to mama. 86 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:10,084 Honey, the ugly babies, they are not ours. 87 00:06:10,168 --> 00:06:13,889 He had a beautiful baby! 88 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,668 But they have all their fingers and toes? 89 00:06:30,192 --> 00:06:32,108 Yes, they've all the fingers and toes. 90 00:06:43,309 --> 00:06:46,012 - They have two eyes? - Two eyes. 91 00:06:46,064 --> 00:06:50,540 No, I mean each one has two eyes not two eyes between them. 92 00:06:51,222 --> 00:06:52,912 No, my dear, they're not cyclops. 93 00:06:53,142 --> 00:06:55,916 But they might as well be cyclops, that's what you're saying isn't it? 94 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:58,660 Of course not. 95 00:07:16,885 --> 00:07:19,359 This is Lum Fung People's Republic of China's spy... 96 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:21,575 Number five thousand six hundred and thirteen, calling. 97 00:07:21,605 --> 00:07:24,122 Coming, People's Republic headquarters, over. 98 00:07:24,246 --> 00:07:26,806 Yes, Lum Fung. Have you found the twins? 99 00:07:26,841 --> 00:07:30,154 Ugly. I have found the biggest ugliest twins in history. 100 00:07:31,088 --> 00:07:32,946 I have a news update for you. 101 00:07:32,947 --> 00:07:35,483 The People's Republic of China has just announced they... 102 00:07:35,484 --> 00:07:38,862 are severing relations with every country on this planet. 103 00:07:38,897 --> 00:07:41,162 And their ambassador will be here to talk about. 104 00:07:41,196 --> 00:07:43,640 And that'll be right after this really important... 105 00:07:43,641 --> 00:07:45,336 message from one of our sponsors. 106 00:08:07,711 --> 00:08:10,160 We're 20 seconds into the commercial 40 to go. 107 00:08:10,216 --> 00:08:11,920 Ready music, ready tonneau car. 108 00:08:11,921 --> 00:08:12,921 ready tell us any. 109 00:08:20,239 --> 00:08:22,304 Well give my regards to China. 110 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:27,392 - Her name? - Ambassador Ah Fong. 111 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,575 Commercials on right now. So why don't you set up. 112 00:08:31,576 --> 00:08:36,142 35 seconds the air. Merv, the Chinese Ambassador is here. 113 00:08:37,072 --> 00:08:38,984 Merv, Merv! 114 00:08:40,738 --> 00:08:42,325 Good. Thank you, guys. 115 00:08:42,739 --> 00:08:44,527 Fine now you leave that right there, sir. 116 00:08:44,528 --> 00:08:46,166 And the boys leave. You can all go in and watch... 117 00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:48,896 - the show in the control room, huh? - I stay right here. 118 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:51,334 You can't. We have cameras and booms and lights. 119 00:08:51,567 --> 00:08:53,624 - you're gonna be in the way. - I stay right here. 120 00:08:53,625 --> 00:08:55,709 I guard or no dice. we go back home. 121 00:08:55,710 --> 00:08:58,167 No, no, no! Lou, Lou. 122 00:09:00,647 --> 00:09:03,293 The guys can shoot around the zipperhead? 123 00:09:03,294 --> 00:09:05,021 I care, ok. 124 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:08,231 He's on! 125 00:09:08,232 --> 00:09:11,676 The ambassador to the United Nations from the People's Republic of China... 126 00:09:11,805 --> 00:09:14,348 Mr. Ah Fong announced at noon today... 127 00:09:14,386 --> 00:09:16,871 that his country is severing all relations. 128 00:09:17,101 --> 00:09:21,622 Diplomatic, commercial and cultural with all other nations on earth. 129 00:09:21,744 --> 00:09:23,132 Without further we do. 130 00:09:23,190 --> 00:09:26,427 I have the honor of presenting Mr. A Fong. 131 00:09:41,850 --> 00:09:45,529 Mr. A Fong, when you say the China is... 132 00:09:45,564 --> 00:09:47,315 severing relations for the rest of the world. 133 00:09:47,316 --> 00:09:50,643 Is that because China is mad at something that somebody did. 134 00:09:50,678 --> 00:09:52,148 Definitely not. 135 00:09:52,149 --> 00:09:57,413 You see and the rest of the world has nothing left to offer us. 136 00:09:57,448 --> 00:10:00,370 You very backward. 137 00:10:00,405 --> 00:10:02,084 They would not appreciate some of the... 138 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:04,035 things that we would be willing to share. 139 00:10:04,315 --> 00:10:07,111 Have you solved all the problems that we are. 140 00:10:07,112 --> 00:10:08,605 Oh, no. Not quietly. 141 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:14,397 We are still in the dark ages on simple little things in life. 142 00:10:14,432 --> 00:10:17,122 Little things, gravity. 143 00:10:17,123 --> 00:10:20,898 Is there a chance that China will ever allow a visitor in again. 144 00:10:21,471 --> 00:10:26,687 Of course, as long as he or she is willing to sleep in an icebox. 145 00:10:26,722 --> 00:10:29,078 And live all further half a pound of rice a year. 146 00:10:29,079 --> 00:10:31,778 Well, I guess that excludes me. 147 00:10:31,779 --> 00:10:32,779 Oh, boy! 148 00:10:32,828 --> 00:10:34,094 I wonder Mr. A Fong. 149 00:10:34,095 --> 00:10:37,177 Could you leave us today with some words of wisdom. 150 00:10:37,467 --> 00:10:38,330 Oh well... 151 00:10:38,331 --> 00:10:41,665 I understand that you are happy the way you are. 152 00:10:41,879 --> 00:10:45,823 Enormous sweaty backward kind of people but if you happy that way. 153 00:10:46,414 --> 00:10:48,881 You have my blessings. I would like to leave you... 154 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:52,511 you however with the key through success... 155 00:10:52,512 --> 00:10:57,970 of Chinese sciences. The key might be found in one word. 156 00:10:57,971 --> 00:11:00,669 Twins, twins. 157 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:03,128 Remember the words of Confucius. 158 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:06,604 He's the one they said: Two heads are better than one. 159 00:11:08,039 --> 00:11:10,163 I love your idiomatic expressions. 160 00:11:10,164 --> 00:11:13,900 In fact I have a very appropriate expression for living you. 161 00:11:14,053 --> 00:11:17,360 And that is to you the people of the United States. 162 00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:20,312 Up your ass with Mobil gas! 163 00:11:24,308 --> 00:11:26,714 I never say ass on network television. 164 00:11:26,715 --> 00:11:28,754 Oh shit! I just did. 165 00:11:29,305 --> 00:11:30,575 Hey Mon! 166 00:11:31,579 --> 00:11:33,480 I do, you mustn't blame yourself. 167 00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:38,729 The whole natural order is going skew with the mainland Chinese two inches higher. 168 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,042 And gasoline up to $28 a pint. 169 00:11:41,415 --> 00:11:45,635 And that's your old family doctor. I must do what is best for you and Caleb. 170 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,566 I want you to go home as though nothing has happened. 171 00:11:49,185 --> 00:11:52,568 The Twins will stay here where we have the finest life-support systems. 172 00:11:52,603 --> 00:11:54,101 Apart from the Chinese, of course. 173 00:11:54,136 --> 00:11:58,269 And we'll keep them alive as long as we possibly, can maybe weeks, maybe months. 174 00:11:58,861 --> 00:12:00,618 But that should be our ordeal not yours. 175 00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:06,335 Neither you and Caleb owe it to the world to go on being beautiful. 176 00:12:06,973 --> 00:12:09,719 And rich, and cheerful. 177 00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:14,277 Yes you're probably right. 178 00:12:15,231 --> 00:12:18,252 Oh you're always right. but I... 179 00:12:18,441 --> 00:12:21,226 I want they won't live the hospital. 180 00:12:21,427 --> 00:12:25,287 I want them in a place in case they notice something. 181 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,952 I just wanted to feel... 182 00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,491 that they're at the center of things and... 183 00:12:29,492 --> 00:12:31,316 that they're at home. 184 00:12:32,112 --> 00:12:34,543 I do you need say no more it shall be done. 185 00:13:06,475 --> 00:13:08,628 - You're the boss. - Yes. 186 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,815 - I want job. - In the cook? 187 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,736 Well, we do need a cook. 188 00:13:14,522 --> 00:13:17,462 But I have to ask you. Are you a communist? 189 00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,316 No. I'm in this bullshit. 190 00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,722 Lun Fun crazy about. Free enterprise! 191 00:13:23,008 --> 00:13:25,013 Your face looks very familiar to me. 192 00:13:25,709 --> 00:13:27,708 We all look alike. All can same damn face. 193 00:13:29,050 --> 00:13:34,126 Well you'd have to cook for a staff of 30 people and two children. 194 00:13:36,866 --> 00:13:39,403 - Do you like children? - Bet your heats. 195 00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:41,204 Welcome then, thank you. 196 00:13:50,239 --> 00:13:53,778 - I am Sylvester. - Sylvester. 197 00:13:54,168 --> 00:13:55,468 The butler. 198 00:13:55,503 --> 00:13:58,782 You remember? You advertised in the mortician sweep. 199 00:14:00,063 --> 00:14:03,683 Don't worry I said you can put the children in my hands. 200 00:14:03,684 --> 00:14:07,816 I will treat them just I would my owns. 201 00:14:10,533 --> 00:14:14,325 I would go in familiarize myself with my private quarters. 202 00:14:17,277 --> 00:14:18,771 Just, just a moment... 203 00:14:23,367 --> 00:14:25,719 - My name is Quentin. - Who. 204 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,610 I'm a handyman. 205 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,638 The financials news. 206 00:14:31,639 --> 00:14:35,170 Gasoline has risen to all time high, one thousand dollars a gallon. 207 00:14:35,312 --> 00:14:36,931 Forcing even the wealthiest to convert... 208 00:14:36,932 --> 00:14:39,864 to the low performance energy produced by chicken droppings. 209 00:14:40,309 --> 00:14:42,815 For the fifteenth year in a row the big three of Detroit... 210 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:46,040 have again announced that there will be no new models produced this year. 211 00:14:46,139 --> 00:14:48,186 They have turned their entire production capacities... 212 00:14:48,187 --> 00:14:49,821 over to making chicken poo converters. 213 00:14:49,822 --> 00:14:51,785 To replace the gasoline powered engines of the... 214 00:14:51,786 --> 00:14:54,587 thousands of abandoned cars that litter our highways. 215 00:14:58,353 --> 00:15:01,948 - Darling, Dr. Frankenstein is here. - I'm not sick! 216 00:15:01,949 --> 00:15:03,697 It's my life that's sick. 217 00:15:04,899 --> 00:15:09,763 Here comes the famous faithful old family doctor once again. 218 00:15:11,420 --> 00:15:12,420 My dear... 219 00:15:12,573 --> 00:15:13,935 I dropped everything! 220 00:15:14,258 --> 00:15:17,366 The moment I heard that my favorite little baby of all are sick. 221 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,450 Roll over. 222 00:15:20,010 --> 00:15:21,504 I'm not a baby anymore. 223 00:15:21,842 --> 00:15:23,145 I did. I delivered it you. 224 00:15:23,497 --> 00:15:27,562 - You'll always be a baby to me. - That's not all you've delivered. 225 00:15:27,988 --> 00:15:30,602 - Oh, so that's the trouble again. - And it always will be. 226 00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:32,423 How long did you say they would live? 227 00:15:32,559 --> 00:15:36,288 - A day? Two days? - I forget it. 228 00:15:36,289 --> 00:15:38,602 Two weeks? Two months at most? 229 00:15:38,603 --> 00:15:40,711 Oh, my dear. Doctors don't know everything. 230 00:15:40,712 --> 00:15:44,045 - We're not China men - It's been 15 years. 231 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,867 Something is telling me then I must see them. 232 00:15:47,428 --> 00:15:48,685 You don't know what they look like. 233 00:15:49,677 --> 00:15:53,081 They have become so ugly. I've hesitate even to describe them. 234 00:15:53,082 --> 00:15:54,950 Well, what about their intelligence? 235 00:15:55,484 --> 00:15:57,334 Level with a cattle ups. I'd say. 236 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,898 - Cattle ups? - Zucchinis then. 237 00:16:01,129 --> 00:16:03,674 My dear, they have each other. 238 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:06,823 You mustn't suppose they're starved for affection, 239 00:16:06,824 --> 00:16:11,080 They adore each other. They even suck each other thumbs. 240 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:14,765 Only there was some sort of sign, telling me what to do. 241 00:16:26,089 --> 00:16:27,111 - What's that? - Something from outer space. 242 00:16:27,112 --> 00:16:29,010 Take in the kitchen you camera. 243 00:16:29,011 --> 00:16:31,183 - It's a flying clamps. - No, it's a fortune cookie. 244 00:17:51,208 --> 00:17:53,189 Hello Mrs. Swain. 245 00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:56,160 How come you pay no attention to the... 246 00:17:56,161 --> 00:17:59,140 wonderful clue I give to the American people. 247 00:17:59,615 --> 00:18:00,894 Who are you? 248 00:18:00,895 --> 00:18:04,304 I am Ah Fong, the former Ambassador from China. 249 00:18:05,278 --> 00:18:07,804 You didn't see me on television 15 years ago? 250 00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,972 Yes, yes we did. 251 00:18:10,973 --> 00:18:12,601 You bet your ass you did. 252 00:18:13,088 --> 00:18:15,215 We hit the highest Nielsen rating for a low shot... 253 00:18:15,216 --> 00:18:18,182 in the entire history of the american television. 254 00:18:18,354 --> 00:18:20,661 I said that the reason for success in... 255 00:18:20,662 --> 00:18:23,939 Chinese science is twins, now you have twins. 256 00:18:24,016 --> 00:18:25,783 You can't put two and two together? 257 00:18:25,784 --> 00:18:27,348 You know about our twins? 258 00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:29,333 Then sad more than you people do. 259 00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:32,154 You have Wilbur and Eliza. 260 00:18:32,215 --> 00:18:35,236 You have been spying on my poor little monsters. 261 00:18:35,708 --> 00:18:37,959 We found out in the People's Republic of China... 262 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,668 if you put two lonely ugly not good-for-nothing twins together, 263 00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:46,122 for long enough time, nighttime daytime, 264 00:18:46,302 --> 00:18:48,172 you let them communicate, they come out... 265 00:18:48,173 --> 00:18:50,814 with a genius to put Albert Einstein to shame. 266 00:18:50,815 --> 00:18:52,432 Not my two. 267 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:54,374 We must get this together. 268 00:18:54,990 --> 00:18:59,141 You people the way you are, you're jacking down this entire planet. 269 00:18:59,142 --> 00:19:01,953 Everybody conversation turn to chicken shit. 270 00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:04,647 Please come on with Chinese. We're nice people. 271 00:19:04,648 --> 00:19:07,195 We're not bad guys We're just businessmen. 272 00:19:07,196 --> 00:19:07,991 Right? 273 00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:12,295 All we wanna do is negotiate, a little contract for control the gravity. 274 00:19:12,539 --> 00:19:14,949 And we want approval. We want your approval. 275 00:19:14,956 --> 00:19:18,152 We want the people's approval. We want the president's approval. 276 00:19:18,182 --> 00:19:21,713 You go in and call President, now you tell that dumb son of bitch... 277 00:19:21,714 --> 00:19:25,800 that a major natural resource for this country is right here. 278 00:19:26,363 --> 00:19:28,002 Wilbur and Eliza. 279 00:20:40,375 --> 00:20:42,301 This is a sure queer planet. 280 00:20:42,799 --> 00:20:45,037 where the main idea... 281 00:20:45,573 --> 00:20:49,383 - is to be as dumb as possible. - And if you're not dumb enough, 282 00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:52,032 you just drinking some more champagne. 283 00:20:52,978 --> 00:20:56,287 And with all the champagne Sylvester and servants drink, 284 00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:59,671 they must be considered the dumbest people in the world. 285 00:21:00,556 --> 00:21:01,458 Yeah... 286 00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,069 well you know what? 287 00:21:06,449 --> 00:21:09,846 Sylvester says that mother and father... 288 00:21:10,748 --> 00:21:12,866 are more stupid than they are. 289 00:21:12,867 --> 00:21:14,308 I hope we had dumb enough for then. 290 00:21:14,989 --> 00:21:17,673 I want mother and father to be proud of us. 291 00:21:18,046 --> 00:21:19,330 Oh, they will be. 292 00:21:25,282 --> 00:21:27,567 You want to hear some Moliere and French? 293 00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:31,231 - Physics? - Physics! 294 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:33,073 - Physics. - Physics. 295 00:21:33,933 --> 00:21:36,325 - A theory of gravity. - Okey-dokey. 296 00:21:38,112 --> 00:21:40,184 Yeah, and you know. 297 00:21:40,185 --> 00:21:43,825 That's about the best hiding place we ever came up with. 298 00:21:43,826 --> 00:21:45,941 - Sure is. - Yeah. 299 00:21:52,793 --> 00:21:56,390 Ah, our essay on beekeeping. 300 00:21:57,789 --> 00:22:01,374 - That was lashed. - This so easy too. 301 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,827 Oh, our essay on how to cure... 302 00:22:04,828 --> 00:22:08,223 the social troubles in America. 303 00:22:08,224 --> 00:22:11,687 Is no obvious the solution. Is just... 304 00:22:11,688 --> 00:22:13,469 Oh! Our essay. 305 00:22:14,814 --> 00:22:18,135 On the five variant steps of waltz. 306 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:20,964 Oh. I love to dance with you. 307 00:23:12,736 --> 00:23:15,364 Drop to young masters. 308 00:23:16,874 --> 00:23:20,195 The indestructible twins. 309 00:23:20,493 --> 00:23:25,697 I predict it will live to be thousand years old. 310 00:23:43,978 --> 00:23:45,961 Quentin, put me down. 311 00:23:46,738 --> 00:23:48,462 Put me down, animal. 312 00:23:52,850 --> 00:23:54,467 What's is that? 313 00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:57,918 Telephone. 314 00:24:01,052 --> 00:24:04,067 You can't be the neighbors, to complains about noise. 315 00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:06,937 We are having any neighbors. 316 00:24:08,245 --> 00:24:09,954 - Hello. - Hello. 317 00:24:09,955 --> 00:24:12,028 - Hello, who's there? - Sylvester speaking. 318 00:24:12,029 --> 00:24:14,913 Sylvester, is Mr. Caleb. Caleb Rockefeller Swain. 319 00:24:15,733 --> 00:24:17,659 - Mr. Swain? - Hello... 320 00:24:18,017 --> 00:24:20,321 Is there anyone here who called Mr... 321 00:24:21,867 --> 00:24:23,990 - Mr. Swain - Sylvester. 322 00:24:23,991 --> 00:24:27,522 - How nice to hear your voice again, Sr. - Yes. 323 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,707 Yes, well Sylvester, my wife and I will be there tomorrow. 324 00:24:31,926 --> 00:24:34,797 In the afternoon, along with dr. Frankenstein... 325 00:24:35,026 --> 00:24:37,732 and then we'll be meeting the President of the United States. 326 00:24:37,733 --> 00:24:39,734 And he'll have two Secret Service men with him. 327 00:24:39,735 --> 00:24:43,275 Yes, listen, if there's anything we can do... 328 00:24:43,276 --> 00:24:47,061 for their wonderful and adorable children of just... 329 00:24:48,013 --> 00:24:50,716 just tell and said considered will be done. 330 00:24:50,717 --> 00:24:53,446 - Have any Encyclopedia Britannica? - Encyclopedia... 331 00:24:54,436 --> 00:24:57,161 Any you monkeys who have ordered an Encyclopedia Britannica? 332 00:24:57,373 --> 00:24:59,211 My brother-in-law used to self. 333 00:24:59,322 --> 00:25:00,974 That was two years ago. 334 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:08,869 The feeling was said, no child should grow up in a home... 335 00:25:08,870 --> 00:25:11,104 without the Encyclopedia Britannica�s. 336 00:25:11,105 --> 00:25:13,168 Oh, course, very good. 337 00:25:13,278 --> 00:25:15,807 You're right about the Encyclopedia Britannica. 338 00:25:15,808 --> 00:25:18,435 Absolutely right, they have a set there. 339 00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:21,807 Yes, and your children have read it 10 times through. 340 00:25:22,753 --> 00:25:25,636 I know, because our most reliable agent has been watching it. 341 00:25:25,948 --> 00:25:29,532 - The cook? - Of course the cook. 342 00:25:29,752 --> 00:25:31,585 I knew his face was familiar. 343 00:25:31,906 --> 00:25:34,191 When I asked him if he's a communist he said no. 344 00:25:34,734 --> 00:25:37,596 Yes, well you see he was under orders to lie. 345 00:25:37,862 --> 00:25:40,570 What is the world coming to, when you can't even trust the Chinese. 346 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:45,375 Look, you people go and can acquainted with your children. 347 00:25:45,632 --> 00:25:48,718 And we'll come back real soon and then we make a big deal... 348 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:50,538 for the controller gravity, okay? 349 00:25:51,150 --> 00:25:54,910 Well, we just felt that we had to see our children in spite of what they became. 350 00:26:01,390 --> 00:26:05,359 There must have been days of light gravity in olden time. 351 00:26:06,041 --> 00:26:09,832 And people play tiddlywinks with huge chunks of stone. 352 00:26:09,867 --> 00:26:13,466 Or inhabitants from other planets help them. 353 00:26:13,914 --> 00:26:16,551 Showing them the way to neutralize gravity. 354 00:26:17,049 --> 00:26:19,951 How does our essay on gravity begin again? 355 00:26:21,406 --> 00:26:24,538 With an apple hitting Sir Isaac Newton on the head. 356 00:26:27,532 --> 00:26:29,647 How much gasoline we use? 357 00:26:29,648 --> 00:26:31,605 You better hit the sports car. 358 00:26:31,753 --> 00:26:33,496 I'll get out the horse's leg. 359 00:26:37,548 --> 00:26:39,443 Get the Kawasaki out of there. 360 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,652 Mildred, take your panties down up the flagpole. 361 00:26:43,653 --> 00:26:46,492 And run up a flurry. It's a mess. 362 00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:51,251 I must worry like this. I could wrinkles around my eyes. 363 00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:11,950 - Your cocktails, Mr. President. - Thank you, Lieutenant. 364 00:27:14,670 --> 00:27:16,742 Wait, throw it again. 365 00:27:20,310 --> 00:27:24,226 Mr. President, we'll be landing our destination at 1200 hours. 366 00:27:24,227 --> 00:27:25,182 Thank you, Anson. 367 00:27:25,337 --> 00:27:27,991 That's lieutenant, sir. This is an airplane, not a boat. 368 00:27:28,535 --> 00:27:29,872 Oh yeah, I keep forgetting. 369 00:27:29,873 --> 00:27:31,640 The depressive duty, you know. 370 00:27:31,641 --> 00:27:32,871 At ease, at ease. 371 00:27:34,348 --> 00:27:36,770 It certainly is exciting to re-establish contact with... 372 00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:39,064 the People's Republic of China after all these years. 373 00:27:39,106 --> 00:27:41,968 Yes ensign, but they make me feel like such a jackass. 374 00:27:42,296 --> 00:27:45,075 So far behind them is bicycle contraceptive jelly name... 375 00:27:46,344 --> 00:27:48,718 It they've named a slash to the mast. 376 00:27:48,719 --> 00:27:50,799 This must be a very important mission. 377 00:27:52,765 --> 00:27:54,548 It's in the lap of the gods. 378 00:27:54,738 --> 00:27:56,423 Is everything all right with you, Mr. President? 379 00:27:56,647 --> 00:27:58,220 Yes, yes, of course ensign. 380 00:27:58,739 --> 00:28:00,590 It just seems like there's something troubling you. 381 00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:03,233 So embarrassing, this airplane, 382 00:28:03,732 --> 00:28:05,047 Air Force One. 383 00:28:05,335 --> 00:28:07,852 One once a symbol of a great nation. 384 00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,691 Powered by chicken shit. 385 00:28:10,582 --> 00:28:13,045 Well we'd be walking if it wasn't for chicken stuff? 386 00:28:13,899 --> 00:28:16,611 Yes, I guess I am grateful for the damn stuff. 387 00:28:17,199 --> 00:28:19,211 Well as you Navy people say, 388 00:28:19,212 --> 00:28:22,317 Dawn the torpedoes Ridley and full steam ahead. 389 00:28:23,711 --> 00:28:25,159 Dismissed. 390 00:28:28,925 --> 00:28:30,824 I like that boy. 391 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:37,404 Sure... madam. 392 00:28:37,656 --> 00:28:40,063 Your faithful and obedient servants... 393 00:28:40,291 --> 00:28:42,423 hope you are well service. 394 00:28:54,335 --> 00:28:56,034 "Bon app�tit". 395 00:30:58,962 --> 00:31:01,846 To think that our children may actually be intelligent. 396 00:31:03,193 --> 00:31:04,410 Why wouldn't maybe? 397 00:31:04,411 --> 00:31:06,968 They come from perfectly marvelous stock. 398 00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:09,552 Ford's, the Vanderpool's, the Rockefeller's. 399 00:31:11,009 --> 00:31:14,059 I hope that it's alright for the President to land on that old airstrip. 400 00:31:14,805 --> 00:31:16,940 That's why we've got a vice president. 401 00:31:36,422 --> 00:31:38,652 "Oh l� l�" you both look so very nice. 402 00:31:38,653 --> 00:31:40,722 The perfect ladies and gentlemen. 403 00:31:40,723 --> 00:31:42,852 Your parents would be really proud of you. 404 00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:50,319 Just think, soon you'll be meeting the President of the United States. 405 00:32:04,864 --> 00:32:09,513 My lord, my lady how wonderful to meet you at last. 406 00:32:09,769 --> 00:32:11,652 Oh, we're not Lord and Lady today. 407 00:32:11,653 --> 00:32:13,631 No, no, of course. Silly of me. 408 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,209 The president is already ensconce to the library. 409 00:32:16,252 --> 00:32:17,591 Sylvester. 410 00:32:17,592 --> 00:32:19,458 Oh doctor how distinguished to look. 411 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,619 - May I take your briefcase - No thank you, I'll keep it. 412 00:32:23,087 --> 00:32:26,968 I have some intelligence tests. I will give to the children. 413 00:32:26,969 --> 00:32:30,491 The children. Yes, excellent, excellent. Good idea, Sir. 414 00:32:40,125 --> 00:32:42,081 That class of chimpanzees. 415 00:32:43,438 --> 00:32:47,310 The doctor has brought you some intelligence tests. 416 00:32:48,539 --> 00:32:50,655 Can you imagine that? 417 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:54,637 Does a horse have a feathers or hair? 418 00:32:55,127 --> 00:32:58,787 The horse has quills Like a porcupine. 419 00:32:59,237 --> 00:33:00,910 Don't forget it. 420 00:33:01,941 --> 00:33:06,373 I wonder if it's time to teach you the words for Mama and Papa. 421 00:33:07,490 --> 00:33:09,673 Say Papa. 422 00:33:16,032 --> 00:33:17,032 Say Mama. 423 00:33:20,239 --> 00:33:22,078 Church, I got it. 424 00:33:22,079 --> 00:33:24,308 Would you like some apple cider, Mr. President. 425 00:33:24,841 --> 00:33:27,216 Is this all rest drink in a house? 426 00:33:27,793 --> 00:33:29,265 Oh I'm terribly sorry, Mr. President. 427 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:31,175 I should have thought to bring something along. 428 00:33:31,176 --> 00:33:32,840 But you see, Dr. Frankenstein gathered... 429 00:33:32,907 --> 00:33:35,145 together this staff of people to take care of the children. 430 00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:36,768 They all hate alcohol. 431 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:42,310 Distingued Sir, my lady, Mr. President... 432 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:43,791 the children are ready. 433 00:33:43,792 --> 00:33:46,084 Are the children really so smart? 434 00:33:46,431 --> 00:33:48,262 You must be the Judge of them. 435 00:33:48,558 --> 00:33:52,481 I've come love so it isn't possible for me to be objective. 436 00:33:52,482 --> 00:33:56,294 Well the Chinese are the greatest resources country as today. 437 00:33:56,570 --> 00:34:00,098 And note the Chinese cannot been mistake. Anybody, anything don't miss. 438 00:34:00,540 --> 00:34:02,355 I'm so proud. 439 00:34:08,348 --> 00:34:10,137 Without further I do. 440 00:34:11,211 --> 00:34:14,801 May I present master Wilbur... 441 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:17,314 and Mistress Eliza. 442 00:34:41,924 --> 00:34:45,970 Children these are your parents. 443 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:56,873 And this is the President of the United States. 444 00:34:56,874 --> 00:35:01,074 Second most powerful and richest nation in the whole world. 445 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:08,103 - Oh please God, let me faint. - Me too. 446 00:35:08,190 --> 00:35:10,802 Come on kids, you can do better than this. 447 00:35:11,455 --> 00:35:15,510 I want you to give them a welcome they will never forget. 448 00:38:02,362 --> 00:38:04,167 - Maria? - "Oui, madam". 449 00:38:04,598 --> 00:38:06,183 Where are the children now? 450 00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:09,225 - Beyond their bedroom - Are they all right? 451 00:38:09,365 --> 00:38:11,841 I don't know madam, they were sprayed with mace. 452 00:38:13,912 --> 00:38:15,936 That was necessary I suppose? 453 00:38:15,937 --> 00:38:17,986 So we think. 454 00:38:17,987 --> 00:38:19,671 Well has it ever before? 455 00:38:20,012 --> 00:38:22,064 I don't think so. 456 00:38:22,065 --> 00:38:23,700 Then it was all our fault? 457 00:38:25,684 --> 00:38:28,820 How could I have given birth... 458 00:38:28,821 --> 00:38:31,854 to two drooling totem poles. 459 00:38:32,522 --> 00:38:34,386 It couldn't be helped darling, that's all in the past. 460 00:38:34,387 --> 00:38:37,913 What a cruel joke for the Chinese to play. 461 00:38:37,914 --> 00:38:39,227 What was the point of that? 462 00:38:39,975 --> 00:38:42,114 They don't think like a great of people. 463 00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,277 A gullible. 464 00:38:44,278 --> 00:38:48,500 I actually believe that they would be spouting Latin, Greek and... 465 00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:51,121 - algebra, literature... - Spanish, literature. 466 00:38:51,431 --> 00:38:54,112 I was gullible too. I feel just like you. 467 00:39:20,804 --> 00:39:22,812 Quickly, get the mace. 468 00:39:23,238 --> 00:39:24,238 No! No. 469 00:39:25,959 --> 00:39:27,439 I want talk to them. 470 00:39:28,383 --> 00:39:29,449 You can't, madam. 471 00:39:30,046 --> 00:39:32,053 They could reach your head of. 472 00:39:39,666 --> 00:39:41,262 I am your mother. 473 00:39:43,021 --> 00:39:45,257 Not that you know what mother means. 474 00:39:45,962 --> 00:39:49,336 And your mother is leaving you now forever. 475 00:39:50,862 --> 00:39:52,788 If they're having the least... 476 00:39:53,703 --> 00:39:56,447 flicker of intelligence in your are the... 477 00:39:56,448 --> 00:39:59,543 least syllable of language on your lips... 478 00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:03,466 I came here with, the sort of maybe. 479 00:40:03,857 --> 00:40:05,376 Starting over again and beginning... 480 00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:07,857 of them we have some sort just... 481 00:40:07,858 --> 00:40:12,192 It's cruel and stupid of me to insist on this little sign. 482 00:40:12,193 --> 00:40:15,237 If I can truly love you, and I just... 483 00:40:15,870 --> 00:40:18,514 Well, I have nothing but contempt for myself. 484 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:24,098 Good luck... 485 00:40:24,099 --> 00:40:25,447 and goodbye. 486 00:40:35,868 --> 00:40:36,649 Mother? 487 00:40:37,190 --> 00:40:40,579 Oh God, what a time to die by accident. 488 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:42,858 Mother dear? 489 00:40:43,263 --> 00:40:47,069 - Mother, look at us please. - Mr. and Mrs. Swain. 490 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:51,041 Mr. and Mrs. Caleb Rockefeller Swain. 491 00:40:51,433 --> 00:40:55,418 From 229 Peacock, Santa Barbara, California. 492 00:40:55,419 --> 00:40:56,723 I'm so scared. 493 00:40:56,724 --> 00:40:58,409 Be not afraid, mother. 494 00:40:58,554 --> 00:41:01,244 We bring you tidings of great joy. 495 00:41:02,008 --> 00:41:04,107 Listen, we are not dumb. 496 00:41:05,055 --> 00:41:07,371 We just thought that you will want it very... 497 00:41:07,372 --> 00:41:09,829 much for us to be as dumb as possible. 498 00:41:11,122 --> 00:41:14,122 (speaking French) 499 00:41:15,492 --> 00:41:17,073 This is a very wee planet. 500 00:41:17,074 --> 00:41:20,866 It's just so confusing for us because it's good to be dumb... 501 00:41:20,965 --> 00:41:22,625 and it's bad to be smart. 502 00:41:23,097 --> 00:41:25,149 You know, do as the Romans do. 503 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:30,011 when you in Rome, is not headed back with. 504 00:41:30,012 --> 00:41:32,365 I swear this is the first sign... 505 00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:35,898 of intelligent life never an observed in. 506 00:41:35,899 --> 00:41:39,519 Any time we showed what you found some way to put it out. 507 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:40,748 Yeah. 508 00:41:41,271 --> 00:41:45,420 I have some intelligence tests. So we find out what we have here got. 509 00:41:46,181 --> 00:41:50,037 All this just totally turned my world, upside down. 510 00:41:51,753 --> 00:41:55,162 And by George, the whole family are reunited. 511 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:04,449 - Wait my sister. - Don't worried about her. 512 00:42:05,890 --> 00:42:08,059 Well, we've never been apart before. 513 00:42:09,108 --> 00:42:12,547 Hey, this feels terrible. I've been cutting half. 514 00:42:12,889 --> 00:42:14,669 You'll have to get used to, don't you? 515 00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:19,436 You know. I feel dumb without Eliza. 516 00:42:21,479 --> 00:42:23,539 Start. 517 00:43:11,710 --> 00:43:14,728 Well, I have to confess that I've rather underestimated... 518 00:43:14,729 --> 00:43:16,863 the intelligence of the twins in the past. 519 00:43:16,864 --> 00:43:18,187 I apologize for that. 520 00:43:18,594 --> 00:43:20,903 You know, a few of these tests I've just made. 521 00:43:20,904 --> 00:43:22,509 I didn't miss by all that much. 522 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,140 It's true that this boy has learned to read and write. 523 00:43:26,218 --> 00:43:29,822 Which I suppose wiser about ten times as smart as the girl. 524 00:43:30,404 --> 00:43:34,592 But incidentally they both said that a horse has quills like a porcupine. 525 00:43:35,935 --> 00:43:38,400 - A horse has hair. - good for you. 526 00:43:40,036 --> 00:43:42,381 I feel as though life has used me as a yo-yo. 527 00:43:42,830 --> 00:43:45,071 You know, the boy should go to a military academy. 528 00:43:45,072 --> 00:43:48,461 He'll learned discipline there and he'd learned how to relate to other people. 529 00:43:49,491 --> 00:43:51,749 Very good one is about 50 miles from here. 530 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:54,115 It's run by an old friend of mine. 531 00:43:54,116 --> 00:43:57,587 - What about the girl? - I think the girl should stay here. 532 00:43:57,588 --> 00:43:59,552 I mean in familiar surroundings. 533 00:43:59,809 --> 00:44:01,776 You could cut way down on the stop. 534 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:04,398 What you did to make her happy? 535 00:44:06,131 --> 00:44:08,779 a box of crayons, a doll, yeah. 536 00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,669 I'd better mosey on back to the White House. 537 00:44:11,670 --> 00:44:12,938 I had a wonderful time here. 538 00:44:13,093 --> 00:44:15,532 I awfully sorry that our babies weren't smarter. 539 00:44:15,533 --> 00:44:17,688 Yeah, well, we gave it a shot. 540 00:44:18,637 --> 00:44:20,611 - Hi. - Hi. 541 00:44:23,666 --> 00:44:26,121 We would like to take the test over again. 542 00:44:26,256 --> 00:44:29,255 - That's hardly necessary. - Would like to take it together. 543 00:44:29,519 --> 00:44:31,983 If you would let us sit side-by-side. 544 00:44:32,977 --> 00:44:35,791 No! I'm perfectly satisfied with the results as they are. 545 00:44:36,268 --> 00:44:39,760 Now just a minute. I might be a simple soul from Illinois. 546 00:44:39,893 --> 00:44:42,448 But I also happen to be president of a once great nation. 547 00:44:43,023 --> 00:44:46,194 Whose entire economy is powered by chicken shit. 548 00:44:47,202 --> 00:44:49,357 Now, if you, two kids think you can perform some... 549 00:44:49,358 --> 00:44:51,347 kind of miracle by putting your heads together. 550 00:44:52,042 --> 00:44:53,770 I for one would like to see it. 551 00:44:54,218 --> 00:44:58,776 Tell me, how can I get America running again? 552 00:45:32,481 --> 00:45:37,232 Children you have to do that? Surely you can think without... 553 00:45:41,910 --> 00:45:43,463 We don't understand. 554 00:45:43,464 --> 00:45:45,813 May also such thing as be in too close. 555 00:45:47,821 --> 00:45:48,821 There is... 556 00:45:48,975 --> 00:45:52,302 Especially for brothers and sisters you see its... 557 00:45:55,672 --> 00:45:59,975 Caleb tell the children about... the incest... taboo. 558 00:46:00,659 --> 00:46:01,710 Yes, my darling. 559 00:46:01,942 --> 00:46:05,118 The incest taboo back in the olden times in... 560 00:46:05,119 --> 00:46:08,227 Egypt and King Arthur novel and all of that. 561 00:46:08,319 --> 00:46:12,952 People noticed that when relatives married and had babies. 562 00:46:13,089 --> 00:46:17,275 The children usually turn down dumb and funny-looking. 563 00:46:18,008 --> 00:46:20,429 Oh! So your and mother were relatives? 564 00:46:20,701 --> 00:46:23,415 Of course not, why would you ask such a stupid question? 565 00:46:23,416 --> 00:46:25,566 Well because my sister and I are preach. 566 00:46:27,572 --> 00:46:30,239 I think this conversation has gone askew some way. 567 00:46:31,079 --> 00:46:34,874 Uh, just to try a little harder to keep your hands to yourself. 568 00:46:34,875 --> 00:46:36,037 Try a little harder. 569 00:46:36,038 --> 00:46:38,050 See the president just asked a question... 570 00:46:38,051 --> 00:46:39,978 that's the hardest one we ever had to answer. 571 00:46:39,979 --> 00:46:42,504 Well what do you need to do to answer the question? 572 00:46:43,486 --> 00:46:45,064 Take of your shoes. 573 00:46:45,402 --> 00:46:46,573 And embrace? 574 00:46:47,724 --> 00:46:49,604 So exchange touch. 575 00:46:52,591 --> 00:46:53,880 That's it! That's it! 576 00:46:53,881 --> 00:46:55,488 All right. That's all liked it. 577 00:46:55,489 --> 00:46:57,224 Pushed. You learn to lead. 578 00:46:57,225 --> 00:46:59,675 Get the police get hold of servants, I'm Busy! 579 00:46:59,676 --> 00:47:01,970 - I've pushed! - Is all over! 580 00:47:07,049 --> 00:47:10,116 Use the stray jackets. 581 00:47:17,750 --> 00:47:20,984 There are some sacrifices that no citizens should... 582 00:47:20,985 --> 00:47:23,547 ever have to make for his or her country. 583 00:47:37,537 --> 00:47:39,886 What's that wagon doing out there? 584 00:47:40,365 --> 00:47:42,251 They delivering ice cream? 585 00:47:42,252 --> 00:47:46,097 That's right, ice cream, they delivering ice cream. 586 00:47:46,749 --> 00:47:48,778 I like ice cream. 587 00:47:54,386 --> 00:47:56,634 Guys, why you tell me what this is all about? 588 00:47:56,635 --> 00:47:58,292 We gonna make you a man, are you kid? 589 00:47:58,498 --> 00:48:00,322 Who's that bound to happen anyway? 590 00:48:00,323 --> 00:48:03,616 - With my sister. - Forget about your sister, kid. 591 00:48:04,329 --> 00:48:06,403 Okay where's the ladies, she's my mother? 592 00:48:06,802 --> 00:48:08,914 She's gone. She don�t wanna cry. 593 00:48:09,285 --> 00:48:10,901 Why, there's something to cry about? 594 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:13,140 Hey, there is something very sad happening here. 595 00:48:13,179 --> 00:48:16,274 If Eliza was here she would tell me what was. 596 00:48:18,412 --> 00:48:20,764 Hey, why lock me here? What is happening? 597 00:48:23,118 --> 00:48:24,118 Eliza! 598 00:48:25,591 --> 00:48:26,591 Wilbur! 599 00:48:30,579 --> 00:48:34,935 Wilbur, wait for me! 600 00:48:47,977 --> 00:48:49,806 They're trying to separate us. 601 00:48:52,890 --> 00:48:54,455 Its close... 602 00:48:59,430 --> 00:49:01,298 - Just a little... - My head! 603 00:49:12,028 --> 00:49:13,809 There goes my life. 604 00:49:13,810 --> 00:49:16,350 There's nothing I can do about. 605 00:49:24,610 --> 00:49:29,835 Eliza, Eliza. Quick, they try to separating us. Eliza. 606 00:49:34,649 --> 00:49:35,649 Eliza. 607 00:49:50,415 --> 00:49:54,982 Miss Eliza, everything will probably be well again. 608 00:49:56,528 --> 00:49:57,528 Why I'm crying? 609 00:49:58,487 --> 00:49:59,487 Try don't worry about. 610 00:50:00,019 --> 00:50:05,692 I can't think my brain just seems to be... flying away. 611 00:50:05,693 --> 00:50:10,308 Come, come in. He has better there, you see. 612 00:50:10,309 --> 00:50:12,154 You shall only... 613 00:50:15,072 --> 00:50:19,697 - It'd appear the plan is failing. - Do not be so quick to judge. 614 00:50:20,297 --> 00:50:22,548 They have touched the heart of Sylvester. 615 00:50:22,684 --> 00:50:24,631 Soon we may be able to reach others. 616 00:50:25,272 --> 00:50:27,942 And with love, comes understanding. 617 00:50:28,303 --> 00:50:30,827 Let's be patient a little longer. 618 00:51:12,939 --> 00:51:14,245 - Mr. Swain. - Colonel Sharp. 619 00:51:14,246 --> 00:51:15,246 How do you do? 620 00:51:16,013 --> 00:51:17,013 How do you do? 621 00:51:22,674 --> 00:51:23,585 I cannot believe it. 622 00:51:23,886 --> 00:51:26,715 He looked like a loser few weeks ago. 623 00:51:26,716 --> 00:51:28,846 Ah he still looks like a loser, Mrs. Swain. 624 00:51:28,847 --> 00:51:31,819 That's why we had to give him that disguise first day here. 625 00:51:31,928 --> 00:51:35,169 Get everybody out of there which, specially me. 626 00:51:38,251 --> 00:51:42,801 Colonel, is that real instructor Chinese? 627 00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:45,463 You're a great judge of character. 628 00:51:45,885 --> 00:51:48,883 He is Chinese. The best instructor we have. 629 00:51:51,004 --> 00:51:54,488 Looks like a cook we have turned out to be a communist spy. 630 00:51:55,284 --> 00:51:59,316 Don't you worry about that. I had him checked out myself. 631 00:52:25,226 --> 00:52:28,320 Cadet Swain. one step forward. 632 00:52:28,355 --> 00:52:32,495 Step! 633 00:52:32,496 --> 00:52:35,787 Who is the biggest cry baby in this outfit. 634 00:52:35,788 --> 00:52:41,315 Cadet Wilbur Rockefeller Wayne, sir. 635 00:52:42,170 --> 00:52:44,620 He cry all night and every night for his sister? 636 00:52:44,979 --> 00:52:48,315 - Yeah! Yes, yes, sir. - Okay cadet Wayne, 637 00:52:48,316 --> 00:52:52,553 you tell us. What's the name of his sister. 638 00:52:52,554 --> 00:52:56,136 I can't remember, sir. 639 00:52:56,349 --> 00:52:59,384 Very good. Cadet Swain one step backward. 640 00:52:59,490 --> 00:53:01,625 - What one? - Step! 641 00:53:06,799 --> 00:53:09,587 It�s a miracle he can't remember his sister's name. 642 00:53:09,648 --> 00:53:11,807 No miracle about, Mrs. Wayne. 643 00:53:11,955 --> 00:53:15,496 We deprive them of sleep and if they wet their bed... 644 00:53:18,035 --> 00:53:20,507 we use electric type. 645 00:53:21,354 --> 00:53:23,583 I would wish that there was a place it here, for Eliza. 646 00:53:42,886 --> 00:53:47,042 Perhaps if you poured something spaghetti sauce on me. 647 00:53:50,012 --> 00:53:51,012 Carefully. 648 00:53:54,720 --> 00:53:58,543 Oh, It�s so funny with both in the face. 649 00:54:03,616 --> 00:54:06,879 Oh please sleep in your own room instead of the Attic. 650 00:54:06,914 --> 00:54:09,607 There are bats there. 651 00:54:11,495 --> 00:54:14,018 They are my friends. 652 00:54:14,019 --> 00:54:17,492 That's our animals that God made for ugly people. 653 00:54:18,548 --> 00:54:23,204 - At least put a reading light. - I can't read. 654 00:54:23,236 --> 00:54:25,471 I would be glad to read to you. 655 00:54:25,472 --> 00:54:27,303 I could concentrate. 656 00:54:27,690 --> 00:54:30,083 You're not the missing half of me. 657 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:48,548 If these walls could speak, what stories they could tell. 658 00:55:06,560 --> 00:55:08,836 We got some more liquor in the basement. 659 00:55:09,416 --> 00:55:14,646 Sure, I Think we could fall down... 660 00:55:15,234 --> 00:55:18,576 wake up with our heads in the toilet. 661 00:55:20,729 --> 00:55:25,180 Drink doesn't solve any problems. 662 00:55:28,132 --> 00:55:30,540 We are more fun than that. 663 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:37,162 Joy of ignorance. 664 00:55:38,043 --> 00:55:44,040 Enjoy have not knowing that anything important is going on. 665 00:55:47,935 --> 00:55:52,326 We thought we were superior to twins. 666 00:55:53,269 --> 00:55:56,001 If you thought the only thing. 667 00:55:57,564 --> 00:56:03,250 And all the way, we live together, they were... 668 00:56:03,251 --> 00:56:07,378 cute and loving and forgiving presence. 669 00:56:11,664 --> 00:56:13,973 I was too dumb to know it. 670 00:56:15,367 --> 00:56:17,165 Well we don't have to get drunk. 671 00:56:17,166 --> 00:56:20,261 We still got three thousand gallons of gasoline. 672 00:56:20,965 --> 00:56:23,686 Probably the last gasoline in the whole world. 673 00:56:23,913 --> 00:56:26,938 The car still runs, you can take a spin. 674 00:56:30,358 --> 00:56:35,758 What a shallow idea of fun you have, Quinn. 675 00:56:39,703 --> 00:56:42,521 Well. I'm not going to sit around here and mope like you. 676 00:56:42,701 --> 00:56:45,810 Maybe those twins are wonderful when they were together. 677 00:56:45,811 --> 00:56:49,664 But that girl up there is just plain dumb. 678 00:57:14,440 --> 00:57:16,015 Oh, My! 679 00:58:01,670 --> 00:58:03,432 Any more funny stuff we're gonna blow the shit out of you. 680 00:58:03,433 --> 00:58:05,819 We have the former ambassador, Ah Fong here. 681 00:58:06,319 --> 00:58:07,487 I didn't know. 682 00:58:07,488 --> 00:58:09,982 Fong throwing around like a damn ping pong ball. 683 00:58:10,005 --> 00:58:12,525 I can't tell you how sorry I am. 684 00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:14,928 You think you're sorry? We all butter up in here. 685 00:58:15,460 --> 00:58:17,768 That wasn't all my fault, wasn't? 686 00:58:17,769 --> 00:58:19,341 Shit your pants on. 687 00:58:19,342 --> 00:58:21,822 Ah Fong wants speak to you. 688 00:58:29,588 --> 00:58:33,149 Are you the same Chinese man or a different one. 689 00:58:33,397 --> 00:58:35,797 Oh yeah, very different Chinese man. 690 00:58:35,859 --> 00:58:38,419 Wouldn't really have zapped me woody? 691 00:58:38,420 --> 00:58:40,790 Oh yes, it�s necessary. 692 00:58:41,040 --> 00:58:42,256 I'm afraid. 693 00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:44,496 Oh, don't be afraid I come with good news. 694 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:46,603 See you go to your brother the two of... 695 00:58:46,604 --> 00:58:48,691 you get together you can be smart again. 696 00:58:48,692 --> 00:58:50,589 Then everything gonna be okay. 697 00:58:50,590 --> 00:58:53,680 Then we make a deal for control the gravity. 698 00:58:54,037 --> 00:58:55,657 Where is my brother? 699 00:58:55,745 --> 00:58:59,224 The Custer Military School for screwed boys. 700 00:58:59,225 --> 00:59:00,989 50 miles from here. 701 00:59:00,990 --> 00:59:03,903 - I should start walking - Oh no need to walk. 702 00:59:04,102 --> 00:59:06,966 By outside the house here under bales of straw... 703 00:59:06,967 --> 00:59:10,013 is a brand-new Ferrari all gasp stop ready to go. 704 00:59:10,610 --> 00:59:12,343 I don't think I can drive. 705 00:59:12,344 --> 00:59:15,248 Any fool can drive you just put key ignition, 706 00:59:15,249 --> 00:59:18,279 turn the key, push the gas pedal and you're on. 707 00:59:19,964 --> 00:59:21,321 What's that? 708 00:59:22,551 --> 00:59:24,859 My car! 709 00:59:37,058 --> 00:59:38,690 Nice. 710 00:59:58,334 --> 01:00:00,266 - Wilbur! - Who's there? 711 01:00:04,329 --> 01:00:06,013 Hold! 712 01:00:06,830 --> 01:00:08,310 Wilbur! 713 01:00:08,311 --> 01:00:09,806 Please, hold. 714 01:00:10,281 --> 01:00:11,965 I want to see my brother. 715 01:00:12,969 --> 01:00:14,978 I can't let anyone in without permission. 716 01:00:15,199 --> 01:00:18,552 His name is Wilbur Swain. 717 01:00:18,553 --> 01:00:23,548 You tell him to come here, you telling his sister is here. 718 01:00:24,284 --> 01:00:25,666 oh I know. You're his sister. 719 01:00:27,573 --> 01:00:29,028 We're twins. 720 01:00:29,336 --> 01:00:30,336 Take a look! 721 01:00:52,113 --> 01:00:54,173 Wilbur! 722 01:00:57,782 --> 01:00:58,763 So what did you say? 723 01:00:58,847 --> 01:00:59,841 So I told General Patton: 724 01:00:59,842 --> 01:01:02,752 "Georgie you just took the wrong goddamn Hill". 725 01:01:03,010 --> 01:01:04,445 Here's a study hall. 726 01:01:04,446 --> 01:01:06,230 Well. I just had to come to see for myself. 727 01:01:06,231 --> 01:01:09,138 You know, Wilbur parents told me how much you done for the boy. 728 01:01:09,481 --> 01:01:11,706 Well. They promised us a brand new gymnasium. 729 01:01:11,707 --> 01:01:13,737 Oh, they did? They're certainly good for it. 730 01:01:13,738 --> 01:01:15,397 They're the only patients I've got. 731 01:01:17,584 --> 01:01:19,343 Wilbur! 732 01:01:25,650 --> 01:01:26,650 Wilbur, it�s me! 733 01:01:28,570 --> 01:01:30,364 - Colonel Sharp! - Yes, sergeant. 734 01:01:30,365 --> 01:01:31,499 You want in the infirmary. 735 01:01:31,500 --> 01:01:33,392 So this happened to cadet Stravinsky. 736 01:01:33,393 --> 01:01:35,505 His hair was suddenly white, and he can't talk anymore. 737 01:01:35,506 --> 01:01:37,188 All right. I'll be right with you. 738 01:01:37,189 --> 01:01:40,627 I'd appreciate very much if you come and take a look at silence Stravinsky... 739 01:01:40,698 --> 01:01:43,690 before I put that Wickham right into the mutant platton. 740 01:01:45,051 --> 01:01:46,338 Well keep up the good work, Wilbur. 741 01:02:12,470 --> 01:02:14,618 No wonder your parents don't like you. 742 01:02:15,003 --> 01:02:19,013 If I had kids like you... I hate you. 743 01:02:19,304 --> 01:02:22,753 I don't hate you. I love you. 744 01:03:35,288 --> 01:03:37,949 Where are you going? Come back. Stop. 745 01:03:55,479 --> 01:03:58,173 Don't be afraid, Wilbur. This is your sister. 746 01:03:59,412 --> 01:04:01,826 God Wilbur, what if they done to you? 747 01:04:02,499 --> 01:04:04,465 What have they done to us? 748 01:04:05,156 --> 01:04:07,320 - Men. - Yes, sir. 749 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,912 - Do you have their sunglasses? - Yes, sir. 750 01:04:09,913 --> 01:04:11,490 Put them on. 751 01:04:11,491 --> 01:04:14,239 I don't want you to see them or your hair will turn white. 752 01:04:14,302 --> 01:04:17,223 You'll get a stroke. Let me see your weapon. 753 01:04:21,434 --> 01:04:24,050 Civilians. Back road. Catch them. 754 01:04:31,582 --> 01:04:35,547 Oh stalks, they're coming after us with dogs. 755 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:39,482 God. I'm getting smarter all the time just... 756 01:04:39,483 --> 01:04:42,513 being close to you are you been smart too? 757 01:04:43,601 --> 01:04:44,601 Let�s on this. Pull it! 758 01:04:51,738 --> 01:04:54,108 Please answer me. 759 01:05:02,716 --> 01:05:04,738 Please. 760 01:05:07,834 --> 01:05:11,076 That's not about it, and help me figure out what to do. 761 01:05:32,285 --> 01:05:35,440 I love you. I can't live without you. 762 01:05:38,218 --> 01:05:41,597 If we can't be together as one just rather... 763 01:05:41,598 --> 01:05:43,728 wait here and eaten by dogs. 764 01:05:54,102 --> 01:05:55,197 What? 765 01:05:55,452 --> 01:05:56,760 No, so no more. 766 01:06:00,529 --> 01:06:05,914 My social scheme what everybody could be happy and loving all the time. 767 01:06:06,099 --> 01:06:08,854 Are you saying about our social reform do you remember they're... 768 01:06:08,855 --> 01:06:11,483 happy and loving all the time no matter what the situation is. 769 01:06:12,052 --> 01:06:15,655 Is utopia where everybody in a country has ten thousand... 770 01:06:15,656 --> 01:06:18,892 sisters and brothers and a hundred thousand cousins. 771 01:06:19,043 --> 01:06:23,126 Everyone could be a should new little name consisting of a noun. 772 01:06:23,581 --> 01:06:27,601 - Name of a flower or fruit. - Or not a vegetable or gem... 773 01:06:28,181 --> 01:06:30,612 or bird or fish or mineral. 774 01:06:31,337 --> 01:06:34,079 With a hyphen to a number between 1 and 20. 775 01:06:34,563 --> 01:06:36,949 And anyone that would have the same middle name. 776 01:06:36,950 --> 01:06:38,153 Such as uranium. 777 01:06:38,332 --> 01:06:42,184 Would be cousins and anyone with the same number will be brothers and sisters. 778 01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:46,473 Anywhere you would go and this big country about you would have a relative. 779 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:50,923 So that if you are finding with someone chances are you would be in own family. 780 01:06:50,924 --> 01:06:52,584 You are okay now, huh, Wilbur? 781 01:06:52,603 --> 01:06:55,533 But they gave me compulsive shock treatment which 782 01:06:55,534 --> 01:06:58,894 accounted for my lack of intelligence that I experienced. 783 01:06:58,895 --> 01:07:01,423 The Chinese have gotten us back together again... 784 01:07:01,424 --> 01:07:04,718 in hopes of learning from us the final equation for the modification and... 785 01:07:04,719 --> 01:07:08,002 and control of the gravitational atmosphere. 786 01:07:08,003 --> 01:07:11,115 They would then master the entire world. 787 01:07:11,436 --> 01:07:14,132 Yes, but we cannot go to our parents because... 788 01:07:14,133 --> 01:07:17,115 they lacked the intelligence and initiative we need. 789 01:07:17,116 --> 01:07:19,417 We need to deal with this situation. 790 01:07:19,632 --> 01:07:22,110 The president although a nice man from... 791 01:07:22,111 --> 01:07:25,001 Rochefort is too influenced by those around him. 792 01:07:25,189 --> 01:07:29,337 And dr. Frankenstein is threatened by us and he would like to separate us again. 793 01:07:29,338 --> 01:07:30,133 So we must... 794 01:07:30,134 --> 01:07:34,674 go back to the mansion finish our essay on gravity and... 795 01:07:35,037 --> 01:07:39,824 and escape to someplace where we can hide and hope we can... 796 01:07:39,825 --> 01:07:43,908 live together in peace and happiness, 797 01:07:43,909 --> 01:07:45,564 Yeah. 798 01:07:48,739 --> 01:07:50,283 Hurry Wilbur, hurry. 799 01:08:08,365 --> 01:08:10,741 Master Wilbur... Mistress Eliza. 800 01:08:29,122 --> 01:08:32,587 Colonel Sharp, sir. We have the enemy trap behind his fault to door, sir. 801 01:08:33,159 --> 01:08:34,159 Put dogs out. 802 01:08:37,733 --> 01:08:40,228 Now I gave you wet noses balls. 803 01:08:41,095 --> 01:08:43,974 Put down then dammed obstacle. 804 01:08:47,379 --> 01:08:49,561 Stop. Pull you back. 805 01:08:51,270 --> 01:08:52,556 You! 806 01:08:52,557 --> 01:08:53,557 Boy. 807 01:08:56,764 --> 01:09:00,462 Now what in goddamn hell is behind that obstacle? 808 01:09:00,463 --> 01:09:04,377 Nothing, sir. There are children's dining room, Mr. "Shop". 809 01:09:04,769 --> 01:09:06,521 Mr. Sharp. Is colonel Sharp. 810 01:09:06,522 --> 01:09:08,818 A Sharp, or Sir! 811 01:09:09,565 --> 01:09:11,817 Yes, sir. A Sharp. 812 01:09:13,555 --> 01:09:15,744 Its totally encased in steel. 813 01:09:15,745 --> 01:09:18,043 It was built at a time when the children... 814 01:09:18,044 --> 01:09:19,728 were believed to be dangerous. 815 01:09:20,469 --> 01:09:22,203 There is no way in. 816 01:09:22,867 --> 01:09:25,102 - Blast it! - We must not harm the boy. 817 01:09:31,645 --> 01:09:33,753 Now, it's goodbye to the gymnasium. 818 01:09:38,528 --> 01:09:39,745 Hold up now! 819 01:09:44,373 --> 01:09:45,997 I don't want to lose that damn gym. 820 01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:49,952 Cadet Swain? 821 01:09:51,230 --> 01:09:53,183 Cadet Swain! 822 01:09:53,767 --> 01:09:55,813 This is the direct command. 823 01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:58,919 You come out right now and there's not be casualties. 824 01:09:59,404 --> 01:10:00,404 And about my sister? 825 01:10:00,662 --> 01:10:02,265 Oh, we'll take good care of her. 826 01:10:02,635 --> 01:10:06,128 Hell, we even got your family doctor. Wilbur. 827 01:10:06,769 --> 01:10:08,293 Dr. Frankenstein? 828 01:10:08,294 --> 01:10:10,800 Wilbur, you remember me now. 829 01:10:11,574 --> 01:10:12,861 Oh, I certainly do. 830 01:10:13,669 --> 01:10:17,746 I've taken care of you since you were knee-high to a grasshopper... 831 01:10:17,747 --> 01:10:19,057 to an elephant. 832 01:10:19,058 --> 01:10:21,288 You never knew anything about either one of us. 833 01:10:21,534 --> 01:10:23,623 You self-serving fraud. 834 01:10:24,024 --> 01:10:25,485 Your sister told to you said that? 835 01:10:25,834 --> 01:10:28,917 She's probably told you to say that and the other rude and ungrateful things. 836 01:10:29,553 --> 01:10:31,435 Wilbur, as your family doctor I order you... 837 01:10:31,436 --> 01:10:33,407 to come out of there and get away from her. 838 01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:35,443 No! We never be part again. 839 01:10:35,836 --> 01:10:38,274 We would rather die than be parted. 840 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,131 Wilbur, we have to concentrate harder. 841 01:10:46,408 --> 01:10:49,974 Maybe if we can fully understand how to control gravity. 842 01:10:50,258 --> 01:10:52,622 We can somehow get out of here. 843 01:10:53,352 --> 01:10:55,883 I'm not very good under pressure. 844 01:11:05,606 --> 01:11:07,552 That's although the experimental tenant... 845 01:11:07,553 --> 01:11:09,946 of general relativity will not fully conclude. 846 01:11:09,947 --> 01:11:12,623 Wait a minute, call back to the part about the photon. 847 01:11:12,624 --> 01:11:15,765 Yeah! Depending only upon a conservation of energy and... 848 01:11:15,766 --> 01:11:19,490 mass of a proton of energy being E over C squared. 849 01:11:19,491 --> 01:11:22,807 That's where Einstein made his mistake. 850 01:11:23,578 --> 01:11:25,580 He got the mass of a photon wrong. 851 01:11:26,008 --> 01:11:28,353 I know it. I can feel it. I can smell it. 852 01:11:28,926 --> 01:11:31,572 - Well, you never been wrong yet. - I know I'm right. 853 01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:34,559 We can go right where Einstein went wrong. 854 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:36,948 We're so close. We're so close 855 01:11:37,347 --> 01:11:38,976 - Hold me. - Yes. 856 01:12:01,102 --> 01:12:02,818 Oh no, please. Don't stop. 857 01:12:03,456 --> 01:12:06,103 On the contrary, we want you to stay together. 858 01:12:06,351 --> 01:12:08,633 And stay smart as you can possibly be. 859 01:12:09,114 --> 01:12:11,294 We want to take you to China with us. 860 01:12:13,331 --> 01:12:15,022 We're not going anywhere with you. 861 01:12:15,904 --> 01:12:17,748 I'm afraid you have no choice. 862 01:12:18,346 --> 01:12:21,340 After all, we are the most powerful people in the world. 863 01:12:22,088 --> 01:12:25,562 If we wanted to, we could bless you to smithereens right here. 864 01:12:26,146 --> 01:12:27,938 It couldn't help you from the outsider. 865 01:12:27,973 --> 01:12:29,574 Nobody can help you. 866 01:12:29,575 --> 01:12:33,156 So please you just give us the equation... 867 01:12:33,157 --> 01:12:36,143 to gravity and come to China with us. 868 01:12:36,806 --> 01:12:39,213 Otherwise we blow you away, right here. 869 01:12:40,148 --> 01:12:42,321 - We would rather die. - We would rather die. 870 01:12:43,469 --> 01:12:47,108 Just like Americans always the wrong decisions. 871 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:50,121 So be it. 872 01:13:59,709 --> 01:14:03,937 Wilbur, Eliza, do not be afraid. 873 01:14:05,846 --> 01:14:10,012 Chinese men, put down your weapons. 874 01:14:12,418 --> 01:14:13,418 You are you? 875 01:14:13,429 --> 01:14:16,059 Someone who blow you away, steward. 876 01:14:17,394 --> 01:14:19,317 Just asking. 877 01:14:24,569 --> 01:14:26,957 Twins, follow the light. 878 01:14:27,871 --> 01:14:29,445 It's time to go home. 879 01:15:01,834 --> 01:15:04,407 Welcome, Wilbur and Eliza. 880 01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:06,936 You are very special to us. 881 01:15:07,533 --> 01:15:10,048 We had hope the people of this planet would have... 882 01:15:10,049 --> 01:15:12,666 benefited from your superior wisdom and knowledge. 883 01:15:13,206 --> 01:15:16,280 There are to many Earthlings were afraid of the unknown. 884 01:15:18,777 --> 01:15:22,531 We cannot help them until they learn the true language of the universe. 885 01:15:23,028 --> 01:15:25,416 And stop seeing and hearing with... 886 01:15:25,417 --> 01:15:28,008 their eyes and ears begin to listen... 887 01:15:28,686 --> 01:15:29,686 the hearts. 888 01:15:30,268 --> 01:15:32,269 We Will have to hope they do not... 889 01:15:32,270 --> 01:15:35,424 cause too much trouble to the universe, until then. 890 01:15:42,902 --> 01:15:45,640 Come. Let's go home. 891 01:17:19,846 --> 01:17:23,875 Subtitles: Kilo