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-Megan filed for divorce.
-I'm actually down

2
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to play whoever wins.

3
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Hinkley Hills is Caucasian.

4
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That's the Burbs, babes.

5
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The evil overlord Agnes.

6
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Bill, you missed a spot.

7
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Marty and I
moved here 15 years ago.

8
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Goodnight, my love.
Unfortunately, he passed.

9
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When you have neighbors,
you're never alone,

10
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-even when you wanna be.
-What happened?

11
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There was a little quibble.

12
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Things got a little heated.

13
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You're an asshole.

14
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Don't you think we should
know what he's up to?

15
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Hello?

16
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Look, we need
to get out of here.

17
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It's the grave
of Alison Grant.

18
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Do you mean that Gary
might have killed that girl?

19
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I think
I hit something. Shit.

20
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Thanks
for stopping by, neighbors.

21
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This was so reckless.

22
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I know something's wrong.

23
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"Rob shows a proclivity
towards violence."

24
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Enough!

25
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-What's in there?
-Nothing.

26
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Let's just say it's not Gary

27
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that we need
to be worried about.

28
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It's Rob.

29
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Why the fuck
do you still have her phone?

30
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-You gotta get rid of it.
-It was 20 years ago.

31
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Her body isn't down there.

32
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So just drop it!

33
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Where'd you go?

34
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Just grabbing some water.

35
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Oh, oh, uh-uh.
I got exactly what you need.

36
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Look, see?

37
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All good. Almost home.

38
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Hi. Yoo-hoo. Samira.

39
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Hi.
Sorry, I'm totally blanking.

40
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Lauren Daniels.

41
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We met outside the shops
in the Plaza the other day.

42
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-Yes, yes. Uh, sorry.
-I don't know where my head went.

43
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Baby brain.
I totally get it.

44
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You remember my daughter, Ains.

45
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-Hi.
-Hi. Good to see you, guys.

46
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-Oh, babe.
-It gets easier. I promise.

47
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That's what
they keep telling me.

48
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-It's true.
-And you're already so brave

49
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bringing him out into public.

50
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I refused to take
Ainsley anywhere

51
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until she had her second round
of shots, like, nowhere.

52
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We were completely housebound.

53
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Really? Is that normal?

54
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No, it was insane.

55
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Also known as the new normal.

56
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Ains and I are almost done
with our little walk.

57
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Thank God.

58
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But I'll see you at the block
party on Sunday, right?

59
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-What block party?
-Are you kidding?

60
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The block party.

61
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Ugh, here, okay.
I have the thing.

62
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Oh.

63
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How did I not see this?

64
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Baby brain. It's real.

65
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My mother planned
a beautiful party.

66
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All you have to do
is walk outside your house.

67
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Right. Agnes is your mother.

68
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-I knew that.
-Yes,

69
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and I appreciate
your sympathetic tone.

70
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The HOA throws it every year.

71
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It's, um, it's a celebration
of the community.

72
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The whole village comes.

73
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The village of Hinkley Hills.

74
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I really hope
you can make it, Samira.

75
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There'll be so many
nice people for you to meet,

76
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other moms, and my mother

77
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has, uh, really outdone
herself this year.

78
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Okay. We'll see you soon.

79
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Come on, hon.
Did you put some lotion on?

80
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No.

81
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Come on, you can do it.
You can do it, baby.

82
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What do you think, Miles?

83
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-Come on.
-Ready to party?

84
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Agnes, are you here to apologize

85
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for falsely accusing me
of absconding with your dog?

86
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-Ha. No.
-Have you cleaned out the fridge?

87
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-What?
-Your walk-in.

88
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The meat delivery
for the block party

89
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arrives tomorrow
and it needs to be stored.

90
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Bill will bring the truck by.

91
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And also how many pies
are you making?

92
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-How many pies?
-Marty's apple pie.

93
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He always did a baker's dozen.

94
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But under the circumstances,
how many can I put you down for?

95
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Look, Agnes,
the walk-in fridge, the pies,

96
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the whole stupid block party,

97
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that was Marty's thing,
not mine.

98
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And now he's gone.
So you and Bill

99
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will just have to find
someplace else

100
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to store your sausage.

101
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Lynn...

102
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I know you've had
a very difficult time

103
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but this is my last year
as HOA president.

104
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Are you dying?

105
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Gracefully retiring,

106
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making way for a new generation
of leadership.

107
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Well, until then,
stay the fuck out of my fridge!

108
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You're gonna regret this!

109
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The nerve of that woman.

110
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Marty's barely cold

111
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and she's demanding
his fridge space.

112
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Honey,
it's been six months.

113
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-Marty's plenty cold.
-And she wants his pie.

114
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Uh, I love pie.

115
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I know his pie is famous

116
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but I am not just an extension
of my dead husband.

117
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I am a human being

118
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with my own thoughts
and feelings,

119
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and my feeling right now
is that Agnes Festerson

120
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can fester right off.

121
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Well, I'm sorry, Lynn.

122
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Guys, this block party

123
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seems like it's gonna be
a pretty big deal, huh?

124
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I wonder if Betsy and Gary
are gonna show up.

125
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Betsy does not exist.

126
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-What are you talking about?
-We met her.

127
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She has no digital footprints,

128
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no social media,

129
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no real person involved.

130
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Come on. Betsy Wilsons,

131
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there's gotta be
thousands of them out there.

132
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Hundreds of thousands
of Elizabeth Wilsons.

133
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Any number of them
may choose to go by Betsy

134
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but none are she.

135
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And you've gone
through all of them?

136
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I've already said too much.

137
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The party really is a blast.

138
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I think you and Rob
will have a nice time.

139
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Rob and I aren't exactly
at our most loving right now.

140
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-What do you mean?
-Nothing. Couple's fight,

141
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especially when you add
a baby to the equation.

142
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I'm sure it all
will just blow over, right?

143
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What? What's that look?

144
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Samira, when you and Rob argue,

145
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um, you feel safe, don't you?

146
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I mean, does he ever,
uh, threaten you

147
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or become physically aggressive?

148
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-No. Why would you say that?
-I wasn't going to say anything.

149
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Famous last words.

150
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When I was

151
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watching Miles the other night,

152
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I happened across a file
in Bev's office.

153
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So you were snooping?

154
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Not through
any of your things,

155
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but two hours unsupervised

156
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in my snootiest
neighbor's house,

157
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I'm only human, honey.

158
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Go on.

159
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There was
a psychiatric evaluation.

160
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What did it say?

161
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Uncontrollable outbursts,

162
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a lack of self-control.

163
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Sounds like he was
a pretty angry little guy.

164
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An angry teenage boy. Really?

165
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Did you also find
a tape recording

166
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of him having a tantrum
as a toddler?

167
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Well, we didn't wanna say either

168
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but there is a door
in the Victorian

169
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and Rob's name is on it.

170
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Don't touch my phone.

171
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Okay, guys. Robert?

172
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You know how many Roberts
there are in the world?

173
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4,738,489

174
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in the United States,

175
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none of whom
grew up across the street

176
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from the girl whose name
is also in the closet.

177
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Alison.

178
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What are you all trying to say?

179
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Oh. It's him.

180
00:07:54,683 --> 00:07:56,142
"When will you be home?"

181
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Sounds pretty controlling.

182
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The baby needs
to eat, okay? It's fine.

183
00:08:01,731 --> 00:08:04,859
Fine is the other F word
Julia likes to say.

184
00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:08,071
-Everything is fine.
-Okay.

185
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:10,073
See you guys later.

186
00:08:10,115 --> 00:08:11,866
Lay off the wine.

187
00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:23,712
Rob?

188
00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,222
Samira?

189
00:08:36,349 --> 00:08:37,851
What are you doin'?

190
00:08:37,892 --> 00:08:39,978
-Making dinner.
-In the dark?

191
00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,855
I was trying to surprise you.

192
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I just got him down.

193
00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,567
Rob, I'm sorry
but you scared me.

194
00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,461
-You came out of nowhere.
-Shh. Keep your voice down.

195
00:08:47,485 --> 00:08:49,696
Holding a knife
with blood on your hands.

196
00:08:49,738 --> 00:08:51,865
Blood? It pomegranate juice.

197
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:53,968
I was in the middle of plating
that lovely pomegranate salad

198
00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:55,660
that you like
with the goat's cheese.

199
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,221
I haven't had a lot of luck
going out recently,

200
00:08:57,245 --> 00:08:59,664
so I thought I'd do you
a romantic dinner here instead,

201
00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:02,042
seeing as you always
come back from Lynn's

202
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:04,711
all tipsy and happy
and relatively normal seeming.

203
00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,797
Normal seeming? You're the one
that's not acting normal.

204
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,716
I saw you the other night
going into the woods.

205
00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,801
Yeah. You said
you were gonna get water?

206
00:09:11,843 --> 00:09:14,429
I saw you leaving.
You lied to me.

207
00:09:14,471 --> 00:09:16,222
You've been lying
the whole time.

208
00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:18,058
-About what?
-Your name.

209
00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:20,310
Tod saw it on a door
in the Victorian.

210
00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:21,686
Oh, God, when was that?

211
00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:22,913
When you were over there
vandalizing the basement?

212
00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:25,148
-Oh, please.
-You knew that girl, Rob.

213
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,567
You knew her
and you need to admit it.

214
00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:28,943
I never said that I didn't.

215
00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,755
And you went to a psychiatrist
in high school?

216
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,530
Yeah. That's hardly a secret.

217
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,741
-For anger issues?
-I'm your wife.

218
00:09:34,783 --> 00:09:36,385
Why wouldn't you tell me
something like that?

219
00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,262
We've only been together a year
and a half. It never came up.

220
00:09:38,286 --> 00:09:40,830
-It should come up.
-That's come-up stuff.

221
00:09:41,664 --> 00:09:43,249
Fine. What do you wanna know?

222
00:09:43,291 --> 00:09:44,626
I wanna know everything,

223
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,212
the truth, the whole truth.

224
00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,259
Okay.

225
00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:55,220
The whole truth, counselor,

226
00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,932
is that maybe my name
is written on a door

227
00:09:58,973 --> 00:10:00,701
in the house across the street.
I've no memory of it

228
00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:03,728
but it's definitely possible
because we were friends.

229
00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,855
And I did see a psychiatrist
a couple of times

230
00:10:05,897 --> 00:10:07,774
when I was in high school
because said friend

231
00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,442
suddenly disappeared.

232
00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:11,027
And my mother,
you know, moved the...

233
00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:14,072
was completely contrary
to her entire British being,

234
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,800
thought that maybe
it was a good idea for me

235
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,704
to talk to someone
about my feelings after that.

236
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,000
Did it help?

237
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:28,336
Yeah. A lot.

238
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:31,548
So much so that when we met,

239
00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,758
and fell in love,
and suddenly got pregnant,

240
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,135
and married 20 years later,

241
00:10:35,176 --> 00:10:36,821
it wasn't really
at the forefront of my mind.

242
00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:38,888
Look, I love all of this

243
00:10:38,930 --> 00:10:40,598
but it has been a lot, Samira.

244
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,058
So the truth is the other night,

245
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,828
I did sneak out
into the woods for 20 minutes

246
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,228
to smoke a joint.

247
00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:47,772
Miles was asleep,
everything was fine.

248
00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,125
But I didn't tell you
'cause I felt guilty.

249
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:51,776
I felt guilty
that I can go for a smoke

250
00:10:51,818 --> 00:10:54,112
and you can't because
there's insufficient studies

251
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,114
into the effect of THC
on breast milk.

252
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,867
Because nobody thinks
about the mother's comfort.

253
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,368
I do though.

254
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,662
I think about your comfort
every single hour

255
00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,039
of every single day.

256
00:11:06,750 --> 00:11:08,251
He's out.

257
00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,218
He's perfect.

258
00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,428
He is.

259
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:26,728
I'm sorry.

260
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:28,897
I know.

261
00:11:28,938 --> 00:11:31,524
Maybe I just need
to get out more,

262
00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:32,859
see people.

263
00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:35,737
There is that event
this weekend.

264
00:11:35,779 --> 00:11:38,198
The HOA Block Party.

265
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:40,450
Yeah, we got a flyer for it
in the mailbox.

266
00:11:40,492 --> 00:11:42,077
-I'm in.
-You are?

267
00:11:42,118 --> 00:11:45,288
It's a party. Parties are fun.

268
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,539
Well, it used to be fun.

269
00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:48,249
Used to be fun?

270
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:52,337
Babe, we are fun.
We're so much fun.

271
00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,755
Let's be fun.

272
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,852
-It's such a pretty day out.
-So beautiful.

273
00:12:10,522 --> 00:12:13,650
Oh, look, balloons.

274
00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:14,835
There's actually
a lot of stuff here.

275
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:18,113
Yeah. No expense spared.

276
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,120
-Good morning.
-There's the...

277
00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,207
You, uh, think
Gary's gonna show?

278
00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:32,544
What if we don't worry
about him?

279
00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:34,671
What if we just try to have fun?

280
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:36,965
-Fun, remember?
-Yes, fun.

281
00:12:37,007 --> 00:12:38,317
Hi, Samira and Rob.

282
00:12:38,341 --> 00:12:39,467
-Hey.
-Hi.

283
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:41,594
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

284
00:12:41,636 --> 00:12:43,030
That little girl's
gonna make some money.

285
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,323
-That's awesome.
-A trash bin for you,

286
00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,598
a trash bin for you.

287
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:48,309
Hey, don't forget
to take out the trash.

288
00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,644
-Robert.
-Look, Daddy!

289
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,855
-Oh. Hey, Walters.
-Hi.

290
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,691
For the little one.

291
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:56,544
Oh, he's probably
a little bit young for, uh...

292
00:12:56,568 --> 00:13:00,321
-Oh. Don't worry.
-He'll grow into it.

293
00:13:00,363 --> 00:13:02,741
Ah, you made it!

294
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,659
-We did.
-Okay.

295
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,202
-This is Lauryn.
-With a Y,

296
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:08,371
dying to meet you,
gagging over you.

297
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,873
And Kate.

298
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:11,833
Hi. I'm Kate.

299
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:14,020
I already said that. Kate's
new here to Hinkley Hills.

300
00:13:14,044 --> 00:13:16,880
She moved here a couple years
ago after her husband died.

301
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,673
-In a car accident.
-I'm sorry.

302
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:19,966
No, no, we were separated,

303
00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,801
so please don't let that hijack

304
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:22,886
this conversation.

305
00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:24,262
This is about you,

306
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,389
you and only you.

307
00:13:26,431 --> 00:13:27,349
Hello, Rob.

308
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,433
Oh.

309
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,145
I, uh, better go check
on Naveen.

310
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,231
She's in good hands.
Okay. What do you need?

311
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,025
Pediatrician, pedicure,
podiatrist?

312
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:38,753
Want me to hold the baby
to give your back a break?

313
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,236
Um, I'm not sure.

314
00:13:40,278 --> 00:13:42,030
-Not writing him off yet.
-We get it.

315
00:13:42,072 --> 00:13:44,240
-We totally do.
-Totally.

316
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:47,243
-Ooh, isn't this so exciting?
-Yeah, we're here.

317
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:48,286
Uh-hmm.

318
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,460
-Hey, buddy.
-Yo, yo, yo.

319
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,253
Rob Fisher is in the house.

320
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,047
The DJ voice
has started already.

321
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,091
Hey, Robert. Are you also here

322
00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:02,759
to rock out with your cock out?

323
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,094
He best be,

324
00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,387
because Naveen the Machine

325
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,971
is about to light this shit up.

326
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,391
-Naveen the Machine?
-Yes, my DJ name, man.

327
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:10,910
Well, I'm glad
you're having fun.

328
00:14:10,934 --> 00:14:12,244
Yeah.
Are you kidding me, dude?

329
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,978
I'm about to shoot
my shot right now.

330
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,648
-Your shot? Yes.
-Hottie from Drinkley's.

331
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,875
Remember I bought her a drink?

332
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,442
You know she's a widow?

333
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,961
Yeah, she told me
all about it the other night.

334
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,696
And we totally trauma bonded.

335
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,698
She's vulnerable,
I'm vulnerable,

336
00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:26,533
she's lonely, I'm lonely

337
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:28,451
but we both still
believe in love.

338
00:14:28,493 --> 00:14:29,577
She's looking for solace

339
00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:31,705
in the arms
of a sensitive young stud

340
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:33,123
who can bring her to life again

341
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:35,792
through the erotic power
of music.

342
00:14:35,834 --> 00:14:37,836
Don't do that
hand gesture, please.

343
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,337
-I would...
-Oh, shit.

344
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:41,131
It is on. Follow my lead.

345
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:43,591
Hinkley Hills, are you ready
to get this party started?

346
00:14:43,633 --> 00:14:45,468
-Affirmative.
-Hit the track!

347
00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,306
♪ Rollout ♪

348
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,850
♪ Rollout ♪

349
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,644
♪ I got my twin Glock 40s ♪

350
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,146
♪ Cocked back ♪

351
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:58,356
♪ Me and my homies ♪

352
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:01,067
♪ So drop that ♪
♪ We rollin' on twenties ♪

353
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,152
Wow.

354
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:03,653
♪ With the top back ♪

355
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,947
♪ So much money ♪

356
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:09,159
♪ You can't stop that ♪
♪ Twin Glock 40s ♪

357
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,286
Go away, hag.

358
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,371
It's me.

359
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,540
Oh.

360
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,167
A different hag.

361
00:15:17,208 --> 00:15:18,668
I came to pick you up
for the party.

362
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,670
-I'm not going.
-It's not optional.

363
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,255
Do you wanna pay another $600

364
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,550
for improper trash disposal
from the HOA? No.

365
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:28,345
Agnes Festerson is not the law.

366
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,722
I'll appeal.
I'll go to the governor.

367
00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,516
I'll storm the capitol.

368
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,477
The state capitol.

369
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,562
I don't think
this is about Agnes Festerson.

370
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,856
I think this is about Marty.

371
00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,858
What's that supposed to mean?

372
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,527
This is the first
block party since Marty

373
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,071
crossed the rainbow bridge.

374
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,239
He wasn't a dog, Dana.

375
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,909
He was a personal risk actuary.

376
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,535
And a damn good one.

377
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,037
He did love it.

378
00:15:54,079 --> 00:15:56,373
He loved
looking around the people

379
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,541
of this community
and mentally calculating

380
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,378
how and when each one of them
was most likely to die.

381
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:03,838
God, if only he could
have done that for himself.

382
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,715
Dammit.

383
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,093
-You know at one point...
-Uh-hmm.

384
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:11,096
He did give me
the recipe for that pie.

385
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,723
-I was just thinking about...
-Goodbye, Dana!

386
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:15,100
But...

387
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,563
♪ I was there for you ♪

388
00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:21,773
Okay.

389
00:16:21,815 --> 00:16:23,942
♪ I was there for you ♪

390
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,902
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

391
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:31,032
♪ I was looking ♪
♪ In your eyes ♪

392
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,659
♪ I was there for you ♪

393
00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,869
It's not that
he doesn't sleep, it's that,

394
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:36,514
you know, he mostly sleeps
when he's moving

395
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:38,265
which means I have
to keep moving so I don't sleep,

396
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:39,976
unless I figure out
how to sleep while driving,

397
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,168
which I've done before
but not on purpose.

398
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,087
Don't you still have
your Rock 'n Play?

399
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,964
Oh, yes, the Rock 'n Play.

400
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,133
Oh, depending
on your tolerance for risk.

401
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,968
-What do you mean?
-They got recalled

402
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,770
a couple years ago
after a bunch of babies...

403
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,431
Well, the position holds them
and compresses the trachea.

404
00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:56,033
The likelihood of death
is still very low.

405
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,308
Marty calculated it for my...

406
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,269
-Oh, Marty.
-God, I miss that pie.

407
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,603
-Hey.
-Hey, babes.

408
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,063
There's my girl

409
00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:03,440
and my little guy.

410
00:17:03,481 --> 00:17:04,524
What you've been up to?

411
00:17:04,566 --> 00:17:05,900
Uh, wingman-ing Naveen.

412
00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,193
-Ooh.
-Wingman-ing.

413
00:17:07,235 --> 00:17:08,903
Is that even a verb?
Oh, it is now.

414
00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,822
Anyway, mission accomplished.

415
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,949
-Look at that.
-Yeah.

416
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:14,909
So I return a conquering hero,

417
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,162
and oh-so happy
I'm no longer single.

418
00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,622
Strictly-married-father
fun for me now.

419
00:17:19,664 --> 00:17:23,793
Speaking
of strictly-married-father fun,

420
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:25,253
Rob, we could really use

421
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,130
an extra pair of hands
over by the grills.

422
00:17:27,172 --> 00:17:29,174
Do you mind jumping in
and taking a shift?

423
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:30,800
It would be so helpful.

424
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,194
I should probably stay
with my wife.

425
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:34,179
-Oh, come on.
-You're one of the dads now.

426
00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,473
-Grill duty, grill daddy.
-It's okay, babe. Go on.

427
00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,350
-Yeah?
-Everyone's gotta pitch in.

428
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:42,479
Okay. Yeah. Well, y'all chill,

429
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,813
I'm gonna go grill.

430
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,109
-Don't burn anything. Uh-hmm.
-No.

431
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,737
How has he been with everything?

432
00:17:50,779 --> 00:17:52,489
With the baby? Great. I mean,

433
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,407
he does feedings,
changes diapers.

434
00:17:54,449 --> 00:17:56,910
He's honestly a natural,
maybe more than me.

435
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,870
-Oh, well, that's wonderful.
-Yeah,

436
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,789
it's so good to see
that he's doing so well.

437
00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,415
-Uh-hmm.
-What do you mean?

438
00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,211
It's just nice to see
how he got his life together.

439
00:18:06,252 --> 00:18:09,339
High school was kind of
a challenging time for Rob.

440
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,967
Well, sure, with everything
going on across the street.

441
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,761
You're talking
about Alison Grant?

442
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,596
-Yeah.
-It was his childhood friend.

443
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,014
I'm sure it affected him.

444
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:20,058
It affects me
and I've never even met her.

445
00:18:20,392 --> 00:18:22,352
I heard a rumor
that her parents killed her

446
00:18:22,394 --> 00:18:25,355
and buried her in the basement
and I was convinced, convinced,

447
00:18:25,397 --> 00:18:27,565
that the guy that moved in
was digging up her body

448
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,900
for forensic purposes,

449
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,211
because that made
more sense than him

450
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,986
renovating
his 120-year-old house

451
00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:35,240
that he just bought.
Baby brain. Okay.

452
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,451
Who told you that was the rumor?

453
00:18:39,703 --> 00:18:40,745
Naveen.

454
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:45,208
-Hello, girls.
-You having a nice time?

455
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,961
Lauren Louise, I really
need you at the helium tank.

456
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:49,504
-Okay, Mom.
-Oh, I'll help.

457
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,315
Yeah, we'll catch back up
with you in a minute,

458
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:52,215
okay?

459
00:19:11,735 --> 00:19:13,695
♪ hello ♪

460
00:19:13,737 --> 00:19:15,363
♪ Can you tell me ♪
♪ That again? ♪

461
00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,615
-Hey.
-Hey, Tod.

462
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,076
Dude, who knew? You are the man.

463
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:24,748
Well, I am a man, both in,
uh, surname and species.

464
00:19:24,789 --> 00:19:28,209
Uh, here, I thought
you could use another sangria.

465
00:19:28,251 --> 00:19:29,961
-Thanks.
-Hey.

466
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,339
-Hey, you.
-Can I make a request?

467
00:19:32,380 --> 00:19:34,758
As long as it's on
my party playlist.

468
00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,760
It's nothing specific.

469
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,928
I was just wondering
if you could maybe

470
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,514
slow things down, you know?

471
00:19:41,556 --> 00:19:43,641
Yeah, yeah. I got you.

472
00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:47,562
Does the DJ get to dance?

473
00:19:47,604 --> 00:19:49,939
My usual moves
are a little more up tempo

474
00:19:49,981 --> 00:19:51,566
but, uh, I guess I could try

475
00:19:51,608 --> 00:19:53,151
to be a little more
interpretative.

476
00:19:53,943 --> 00:19:58,114
♪ Something 'bout ♪
♪ Your hands on my body ♪

477
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,574
Oh, no.

478
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,285
♪ Feels better than any man ♪

479
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,788
♪ I ever met ♪

480
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:07,499
What, Dr. James, the dentist?

481
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:08,851
What's wrong?
You missed a checkup?

482
00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,669
My wife sure didn't.

483
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,003
♪ I try not ♪

484
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:15,757
♪ Don't 'cause ♪
♪ I can't forget ♪

485
00:20:15,799 --> 00:20:18,134
♪ You got a feelin' ♪

486
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:22,847
♪ A soul that I need ♪
♪ In my life ♪

487
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:27,060
♪ Yeah, yeah, oh, whoa ♪

488
00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:31,856
♪ And though we may grow ♪
♪ I don't know ♪

489
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,161
Me again.

490
00:20:45,203 --> 00:20:46,830
Dana, Jesus.

491
00:20:46,871 --> 00:20:48,581
What the hell are you doing?

492
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:50,834
-I picked your lock.
-NSA training.

493
00:20:50,875 --> 00:20:53,336
And frankly since you slammed
the door right in my face,

494
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:56,047
you're lucky that I didn't come
back with a grenade launcher.

495
00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,799
You don't have
a grenade launcher.

496
00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,050
Second Amendment, baby.

497
00:20:59,092 --> 00:21:01,177
You can't just
burst in like this.

498
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:02,512
What if I were nude?

499
00:21:02,554 --> 00:21:04,180
It's nothing
I haven't seen before.

500
00:21:04,222 --> 00:21:05,932
Excuse me.

501
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:09,060
Dana, this is a terrible
violation of my boundaries.

502
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:10,579
Haven't you ever heard
the expression,

503
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,230
"Good fences
make good neighbors?"

504
00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:14,691
-I'm not your neighbor.
-I'm your friend.

505
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:16,234
I'm your ally.

506
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,527
And sometimes allies

507
00:21:17,569 --> 00:21:19,195
need to invade other allies

508
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:22,699
when the citizens are in need
of humanitarian assistance.

509
00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:24,200
In this case, pie.

510
00:21:24,242 --> 00:21:25,326
You need to make it,

511
00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,619
they need to eat it.

512
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,913
-Move. I got everything.
-Oh.

513
00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:33,043
I got unsalted butter,
and organic honey,

514
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:36,838
crisp apples,
and the key ingredient lard.

515
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,507
Looks like you brought
your grenade launcher after all.

516
00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:40,800
Well, to be honest, Lynn,

517
00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,236
I didn't know what
we were dealing with here

518
00:21:42,260 --> 00:21:44,060
because I haven't been
inside here for months.

519
00:21:44,095 --> 00:21:45,722
I've been finding it challenging

520
00:21:45,764 --> 00:21:49,392
to let people
into my private space lately.

521
00:21:49,434 --> 00:21:50,560
Yeah, no shit.

522
00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:52,520
We were starting
to think you were

523
00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:53,730
maybe a hoarder now

524
00:21:53,772 --> 00:21:55,732
like with fingernail clippings

525
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:57,192
and jars of urine,

526
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,403
so I have to say
I'm very pleasantly surprised.

527
00:22:00,445 --> 00:22:02,072
Oh, shit. I forgot the eggs.

528
00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:03,740
-Eggs?
-Yeah, you know, at the end

529
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:06,034
when you brush
the yolk on the crust?

530
00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,636
Oh, well, I'll just grab
a couple from the fridge.

531
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,496
Oh, no. They're not in there.

532
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,664
I, uh, I keep them
in the cupboard

533
00:22:11,706 --> 00:22:13,750
like they do in France.

534
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:15,085
Okay.

535
00:22:22,300 --> 00:22:24,511
Hey, if it's something

536
00:22:25,553 --> 00:22:28,264
♪ It's the way you do me ♪

537
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:31,601
♪ There ain't nothing ♪
♪ Like it ♪

538
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:34,104
-Megan.
-Hi, Naveen.

539
00:22:34,145 --> 00:22:35,772
Naveen. Good to see you, man.

540
00:22:35,814 --> 00:22:37,065
Can we talk?

541
00:22:40,819 --> 00:22:43,947
If I may, you're due
for a deep cleaning, Naveen.

542
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,157
Whatever our personal
situation may be,

543
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:48,576
it's no reason to compromise
your periodontal health.

544
00:22:53,790 --> 00:22:56,042
He always comes
to schmooze with clients,

545
00:22:56,084 --> 00:22:57,836
hands out those
little flossers to the kids.

546
00:22:57,877 --> 00:22:59,522
Is that why he had his hands
all over your ass?

547
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,756
-You suddenly got teeth in there?
-Let's not do this.

548
00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:03,967
You're the one
who came here to see me spin

549
00:23:04,009 --> 00:23:06,428
in my element
at my vibrational apex,

550
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:09,055
just to make sure I saw you
with your new man.

551
00:23:09,097 --> 00:23:10,682
If I didn't know
any better, Megan,

552
00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,326
I think you were trying
to make me jealous.

553
00:23:12,350 --> 00:23:14,019
But I'm with Kate now.

554
00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:16,021
A hot widow
in case you didn't know.

555
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:19,607
So mission very much
not accomplished.

556
00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:22,652
-Are you drunk?
-Are you drunk?

557
00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,656
-Look, I was hoping to see you.
-I knew it.

558
00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,534
Because I wanted to tell you
to stop ignoring my lawyer.

559
00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:30,827
Lawyer?

560
00:23:30,869 --> 00:23:32,179
Pretending something
isn't happening

561
00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,998
isn't gonna stop it
from happening.

562
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:38,877
I didn't need it
to happen like this.

563
00:23:40,754 --> 00:23:42,255
She seems nice.

564
00:23:43,715 --> 00:23:45,300
Don't screw it up.

565
00:23:48,386 --> 00:23:50,221
Hey, DJ Machine.

566
00:23:50,263 --> 00:23:54,225
We, uh, kinda got a lull
in the beats here.

567
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,644
Also, you were looking
a little dry,

568
00:23:56,686 --> 00:23:58,271
so brought you some sangria.

569
00:23:58,313 --> 00:24:00,357
Are you trying
to get me drunk, man?

570
00:24:02,734 --> 00:24:05,487
Good. You take over.

571
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:07,322
You're The Machine now.

572
00:24:09,574 --> 00:24:11,159
Kinda just wanted to dance.

573
00:24:12,744 --> 00:24:15,872
Thank you. Wow.

574
00:24:15,914 --> 00:24:19,209
♪ Freezing on the outside ♪

575
00:24:19,250 --> 00:24:21,461
♪ I just got here ♪
♪ Standing in line ♪

576
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:24,714
-Rory, leaving so soon?
-Oh. Hi, Samira. Yeah.

577
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:27,050
I was told I'm not allowed
to sell cookies here today.

578
00:24:27,092 --> 00:24:28,593
Wait, who said that?

579
00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:30,178
Mrs. Festerson.

580
00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,141
Rory, Miles needs
to, uh, take his nap soon.

581
00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:36,827
You mind putting him
in his bouncy chair for me?

582
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,937
-Uh-hmm.
-I'll be right there.

583
00:24:44,442 --> 00:24:46,486
Naveen the Peen.

584
00:24:46,528 --> 00:24:50,657
Did you guys wanna
Lady and the Tramp this? Just...

585
00:24:50,699 --> 00:24:52,075
I've had an hour of that.

586
00:24:52,117 --> 00:24:53,910
Can you believe Megan
showed up here,

587
00:24:53,952 --> 00:24:55,412
draped all over her new man,

588
00:24:55,453 --> 00:24:56,889
talking all this shit
about a lawyer?

589
00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,248
Bitch,
you can talk to my lawyer.

590
00:24:58,289 --> 00:25:00,458
-Do you even have a lawyer?
-I'm my own lawyer.

591
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:02,711
-I'm a professional.
-You're a systems analyst.

592
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:05,755
-And he's a dentist.
-He'll probably give her braces.

593
00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,340
He probably likes
how that feels,

594
00:25:07,382 --> 00:25:09,151
those little wire boxes
running up and down his...

595
00:25:09,175 --> 00:25:10,969
Oh, God. Naveen, come on.

596
00:25:11,011 --> 00:25:14,014
Samira. What can I do for you?

597
00:25:14,055 --> 00:25:15,598
Did you tell Rory
she's not allowed

598
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:16,933
to sell cookies here?

599
00:25:16,975 --> 00:25:19,686
Well, it was really more
of a suggestion.

600
00:25:19,728 --> 00:25:20,955
I thought you've moved on?

601
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:22,564
I've moved on, bro,

602
00:25:22,605 --> 00:25:24,149
with Kate the widow.

603
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,776
Speaking of, you gotta go
smooth things over with her.

604
00:25:26,818 --> 00:25:27,819
What? Why?

605
00:25:27,861 --> 00:25:29,088
Yeah, I may have freaked her out

606
00:25:29,112 --> 00:25:30,297
with the whole wife
showing up thing.

607
00:25:30,321 --> 00:25:32,699
So just go talk to her. Yes.

608
00:25:32,741 --> 00:25:34,284
Tell her
how totally over it I am,

609
00:25:34,325 --> 00:25:37,120
how Megan begged me
to come back but I'm all hers.

610
00:25:37,162 --> 00:25:38,413
She'll believe you.

611
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:40,040
Chicks trust married dudes.
I remember.

612
00:25:40,081 --> 00:25:41,809
-No, Naveen, okay?
-I'm kind of busy, all right?

613
00:25:41,833 --> 00:25:43,251
-I got it.
-What's the problem?

614
00:25:43,293 --> 00:25:46,087
Dear, this is an HOA event.

615
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,964
A time for neighbors
to come together

616
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:51,009
and share a gesture
of generosity and fellowship.

617
00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,802
No, I don't need you to get it.

618
00:25:52,844 --> 00:25:55,055
Leave me alone, all right?

619
00:25:55,096 --> 00:25:56,473
Get off. Stop it.

620
00:25:56,514 --> 00:25:58,141
Not a commercial opportunity

621
00:25:58,183 --> 00:25:59,267
for any non-Hiltonian

622
00:25:59,309 --> 00:26:00,727
who feels like showing up.

623
00:26:00,769 --> 00:26:02,270
Non-Hiltonian? Okay.

624
00:26:02,312 --> 00:26:05,231
So is this a hard-and-fast rule?
A zoning ordinance?

625
00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,192
No need to put me
on the stand, counselor.

626
00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:09,444
-Naveen, stop.
-Just little ol' me.

627
00:26:10,487 --> 00:26:11,756
-Stop it.
-Trying to keep

628
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:14,616
everything nice and safe.

629
00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:17,952
Speaking of which, excuse me.

630
00:26:17,994 --> 00:26:20,747
Naveen, you burnt
my fucking hand.

631
00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:22,499
-All right. Get off.
-What the hell?

632
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,710
-Stop it, fucking idiot.
-Stop it!

633
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:31,549
Those boys are always
getting themselves into trouble.

634
00:26:36,888 --> 00:26:40,183
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪

635
00:26:40,225 --> 00:26:43,436
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪

636
00:26:43,478 --> 00:26:46,856
♪ I, I am the dance floor ♪

637
00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:51,444
♪ You better be free ♪
♪ If you wanna dance with me ♪

638
00:26:56,991 --> 00:26:58,552
I must have watched
Marty make this

639
00:26:58,576 --> 00:27:01,996
a million times
but I never did it myself.

640
00:27:02,038 --> 00:27:04,499
Pretty damn good
for a first timer.

641
00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:06,751
Smell that. Oh.

642
00:27:06,793 --> 00:27:10,588
You know, pie is what brought
Marty and me together.

643
00:27:10,630 --> 00:27:11,840
Really?

644
00:27:11,881 --> 00:27:13,842
I had been dating
an oncology resident

645
00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,510
who ran off
with one of his patients.

646
00:27:15,552 --> 00:27:17,470
She only had
seven months to live,

647
00:27:17,512 --> 00:27:19,639
so they decided
to spend it together.

648
00:27:19,681 --> 00:27:22,434
I was awfully mopey,
so a friend of mine invited me

649
00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:24,477
to a pot luck
to try to cheer me up.

650
00:27:24,519 --> 00:27:26,646
And I was at that stage
of heartbreak where,

651
00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:30,358
oh, you just can't eat anything,
like anything, you know?

652
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,193
-I don't know.
-But there was this pie

653
00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:34,946
and I thought,
"I guess I could eat that."

654
00:27:34,988 --> 00:27:38,283
So I ate a piece
and then I ate another piece

655
00:27:38,324 --> 00:27:40,201
and it tasted so good,

656
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:43,496
the more I ate,
the hungrier I got.

657
00:27:43,538 --> 00:27:46,875
And I felt as though
I could taste again

658
00:27:46,916 --> 00:27:49,127
and smell and want and...

659
00:27:49,169 --> 00:27:50,879
'Cause you remembered
you were alive.

660
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,173
-Exactly.
-So I said to my friend,

661
00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,176
"I have to meet the person
who made this pie."

662
00:27:58,094 --> 00:27:59,596
And it was Marty.

663
00:28:00,930 --> 00:28:02,432
It was my person.

664
00:28:05,352 --> 00:28:08,772
I think it's just so special
when you meet somebody

665
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:10,916
when they're doing something
they're good at, you know?

666
00:28:10,940 --> 00:28:14,611
You see them the first time
and they're just shining.

667
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:18,615
I met Julia
when she was in basic training

668
00:28:18,656 --> 00:28:21,368
and I was like
a supervising officer.

669
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:25,580
And I looked over and I saw her
with the flamethrower

670
00:28:25,622 --> 00:28:26,998
and she just lit up.

671
00:28:27,332 --> 00:28:30,293
I mean, not from
the flames but she just...

672
00:28:31,127 --> 00:28:33,922
oh, she was just so fearless

673
00:28:33,963 --> 00:28:38,134
and so strong
and she just glowed.

674
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:40,553
And I was a goner.

675
00:28:40,595 --> 00:28:42,263
You must miss her.

676
00:28:42,305 --> 00:28:45,266
You know, separations
are typical with what we do.

677
00:28:45,308 --> 00:28:48,061
We sign up for it
but I just really expected

678
00:28:48,103 --> 00:28:50,271
that I'd be the one deployed

679
00:28:50,313 --> 00:28:53,108
and now she's off
doing something important

680
00:28:53,149 --> 00:28:55,777
and I'm at home,

681
00:28:55,819 --> 00:28:59,739
just always at home.

682
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,076
Now I bake the pie.

683
00:29:03,118 --> 00:29:06,955
Apparently,
it's a very important pie.

684
00:29:08,873 --> 00:29:10,500
We should have some.

685
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:12,669
You're right.

686
00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,671
I will make the coffee.

687
00:29:15,964 --> 00:29:17,048
♪ I tried to stay ♪

688
00:29:17,090 --> 00:29:19,342
♪ Inside the red vines ♪

689
00:29:19,384 --> 00:29:20,969
Mr. DJ Machine,

690
00:29:21,011 --> 00:29:23,346
looks like you're experiencing

691
00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:25,306
some strong feelings right now.

692
00:29:25,348 --> 00:29:27,434
You can say
that again, Tod Mann.

693
00:29:27,475 --> 00:29:29,686
-Come on, buddy.
-Let's call it a night.

694
00:29:29,728 --> 00:29:31,771
You're a good dancer,
you know that?

695
00:29:31,813 --> 00:29:33,606
Yeah, I do. Let's go.

696
00:29:35,483 --> 00:29:37,128
Wish he would
get out of this place.

697
00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,445
Maybe he likes it here.

698
00:29:38,486 --> 00:29:40,321
People like
what they're used to,

699
00:29:40,363 --> 00:29:43,241
assuming it's good for them.
There's too many memories here,

700
00:29:43,283 --> 00:29:46,536
there's too much baggage
he can't get out from under.

701
00:29:46,911 --> 00:29:48,496
Megan, what kind of stuff did,

702
00:29:48,538 --> 00:29:50,433
uh, Rob and Naveen get into
when they were younger?

703
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,959
I grew up a couple towns over,
different high school.

704
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,502
Yeah, but you know.

705
00:29:54,544 --> 00:29:57,505
Like was it regular kid stuff
or something else?

706
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:00,633
Is this about Alison?

707
00:30:00,675 --> 00:30:02,052
What do you know?

708
00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,511
What has Rob told you?

709
00:30:03,553 --> 00:30:05,323
That it was really hard
for him when she went missing

710
00:30:05,347 --> 00:30:07,807
and they used to hang out a lot.

711
00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:10,226
Naveen always said
they were inseparable

712
00:30:10,268 --> 00:30:12,771
since sixth grade,
the three of them, best friends.

713
00:30:12,812 --> 00:30:15,190
I'm trying to imagine
Rob and Naveen as teenagers.

714
00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:17,275
I'm sure they were little shits.

715
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:19,194
Naveen said
they used to get drunk

716
00:30:19,235 --> 00:30:21,196
in the woods behind your house.

717
00:30:21,237 --> 00:30:24,240
They have this
secret underground place

718
00:30:24,282 --> 00:30:26,493
they'd go to,
like actually underground.

719
00:30:26,534 --> 00:30:27,911
Naveen called it The Pit.

720
00:30:27,952 --> 00:30:29,162
The Pit?

721
00:30:29,204 --> 00:30:32,916
And then, Alison was gone.

722
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:34,292
Were they suspects?

723
00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:35,585
People had their suspicions

724
00:30:35,627 --> 00:30:38,922
but time passes
and people forget.

725
00:30:38,963 --> 00:30:40,090
But the boys didn't forget?

726
00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:41,424
Naveen didn't.

727
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:45,095
Rob, I don't know.

728
00:30:45,136 --> 00:30:46,971
Sometimes
he buries stuff so deep,

729
00:30:47,013 --> 00:30:48,598
he can't find it again.

730
00:30:53,895 --> 00:30:55,146
Hey, Samira.

731
00:30:55,188 --> 00:30:56,415
Miles is almost
at three consecutive

732
00:30:56,439 --> 00:30:57,691
minutes of tummy time.

733
00:30:57,732 --> 00:30:59,651
That's incredible
for his developmental stage.

734
00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:00,860
That's so great.

735
00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,612
Um, I have a bottle
in the fridge for him.

736
00:31:02,654 --> 00:31:03,923
You can warm it up in a
little bit. I'll be right back.

737
00:31:03,947 --> 00:31:06,408
Hi.

738
00:31:40,316 --> 00:31:42,318
Violence?

739
00:31:47,824 --> 00:31:49,451
Oh, he was mad mad.

740
00:32:01,171 --> 00:32:02,922
Thank you all for coming today

741
00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:06,217
to celebrate our beautiful
community of Hinkley Hills.

742
00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:08,470
Every one of you
has a role to play

743
00:32:08,511 --> 00:32:11,473
and I commend you all for
your excellent performance.

744
00:32:11,514 --> 00:32:13,975
Please, give yourself
a round of applause.

745
00:32:16,603 --> 00:32:18,772
Our HOA Block Party

746
00:32:18,813 --> 00:32:20,940
is a cherished annual tradition,

747
00:32:20,982 --> 00:32:24,152
a time for what I call
the three Fs.

748
00:32:24,194 --> 00:32:26,613
Friendship, fellowship,

749
00:32:26,654 --> 00:32:28,698
and most importantly, fun.

750
00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:31,326
This year, however,
a taste of the bitter

751
00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:32,952
has mingled with the sweet.

752
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:37,874
After 25 years of devoted
and tireless service...

753
00:32:37,916 --> 00:32:39,000
Hey, guys.

754
00:32:39,042 --> 00:32:41,419
Marty's famous pie.

755
00:32:41,461 --> 00:32:43,088
Come and get your piece.

756
00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:45,173
-Woo.
-Oh, my God.

757
00:32:45,215 --> 00:32:47,592
I will be stepping down

758
00:32:47,634 --> 00:32:50,428
as your HOA president
to make way

759
00:32:50,470 --> 00:32:53,515
for a new generation
of leadership.

760
00:32:53,556 --> 00:32:56,643
I'm proud to say
that after 25 years,

761
00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:59,521
our community
is stronger, cleaner,

762
00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:01,272
and more secure than ever.

763
00:33:01,314 --> 00:33:03,858
And I am doubly proud
to be passing

764
00:33:03,900 --> 00:33:06,528
the presidential gavel
to my own daughter

765
00:33:06,569 --> 00:33:09,447
Lauren Festerson Daniels
who will continue...

766
00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:10,865
-She's so mad.
-To ensure

767
00:33:10,907 --> 00:33:13,743
that our beloved
Hinkley Hills remains,

768
00:33:13,785 --> 00:33:17,372
as it ever was,
the safest town in America.

769
00:33:26,965 --> 00:33:28,758
Marty's famous pie.

770
00:33:30,010 --> 00:33:31,761
I wonder how many she made.

771
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:34,973
Don't you dare touch
that woman's pie.

772
00:33:35,015 --> 00:33:36,099
Smile.

773
00:33:43,982 --> 00:33:45,108
Samira?

774
00:34:02,083 --> 00:34:03,168
Hmm.

775
00:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,998
One new message.

776
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,709
Alison, this isn't cool.

777
00:34:44,751 --> 00:34:47,003
You're going to regret this.

778
00:34:47,045 --> 00:34:48,505
You're fucked.

779
00:34:52,175 --> 00:34:55,512
I guess
I've always just been afraid.

780
00:34:55,553 --> 00:34:59,307
-Uh, of what?
-Of everything.

781
00:34:59,349 --> 00:35:01,351
Heights, cancer,

782
00:35:01,393 --> 00:35:03,728
my wife leaving me.

783
00:35:03,770 --> 00:35:07,315
Sometimes my wife
not leaving me.

784
00:35:07,357 --> 00:35:09,025
Huh.

785
00:35:09,859 --> 00:35:12,404
God, I'm so fucking pathetic.

786
00:35:12,445 --> 00:35:14,531
Why do I suck so much?

787
00:35:14,572 --> 00:35:18,326
Listen, Naveen,
I'm more of a data guy

788
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:20,453
than an emotional guy

789
00:35:20,495 --> 00:35:22,288
but for my understanding,

790
00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:25,417
which granted
mostly comes from books,

791
00:35:25,792 --> 00:35:28,753
a lot of people are afraid
some of the time,

792
00:35:28,795 --> 00:35:30,922
or even a lot of the time.

793
00:35:30,964 --> 00:35:33,633
Uh, it's just part
of the human condition.

794
00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:36,511
-Yeah, but this is different.
-I have a core wound.

795
00:35:36,553 --> 00:35:38,138
Which is what?

796
00:35:38,179 --> 00:35:39,323
It's this thing that I learned

797
00:35:39,347 --> 00:35:40,491
in beginner screenwriting class

798
00:35:40,515 --> 00:35:41,725
I took a couple years ago

799
00:35:41,766 --> 00:35:43,226
at Hinkley Valley
Community College.

800
00:35:43,268 --> 00:35:44,686
Right. What is your core wound?

801
00:35:44,728 --> 00:35:46,229
I'm not allowed to tell you.

802
00:35:47,272 --> 00:35:48,565
Uh-hmm.

803
00:35:49,816 --> 00:35:52,527
I can't stop thinking about her.

804
00:35:52,569 --> 00:35:54,654
I keep replaying that night

805
00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,824
in my head over and over again,

806
00:35:57,866 --> 00:36:00,368
wondering what I could
have done differently,

807
00:36:00,410 --> 00:36:02,871
wondering how it all
went so wrong.

808
00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,586
I wish I could
tell her I'm sorry.

809
00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:12,881
Megan or Kate?

810
00:36:12,922 --> 00:36:14,382
No.

811
00:36:14,424 --> 00:36:15,592
Alison.

812
00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:21,222
-Okay, buddy.
-Let's get you home, okay?

813
00:36:21,264 --> 00:36:25,310
-Okay.
-Careful. Okay.

814
00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,646
Please make sure he's okay.

815
00:36:28,688 --> 00:36:29,915
Well, I was gonna leave him down

816
00:36:29,939 --> 00:36:32,734
by the railroad tracks
but now that you asked.

817
00:36:35,153 --> 00:36:37,113
Eat shit, Megan!

818
00:37:12,399 --> 00:37:15,443
I have him.

819
00:37:15,485 --> 00:37:17,153
He's loose and ready to talk.

820
00:37:17,195 --> 00:37:19,155
Copy. I'll see you in five.

821
00:37:47,642 --> 00:37:49,644
Goodnight, Marty.

822
00:38:09,539 --> 00:38:10,790
Hey, girl.

823
00:38:10,832 --> 00:38:12,625
-Where you at?
-The woods.

824
00:38:12,667 --> 00:38:14,377
At night? I don't know, baby.

825
00:38:14,419 --> 00:38:17,005
You're just kinda giving follow
the North Star to freedom.

826
00:38:17,047 --> 00:38:18,506
Listen, hear me out.

827
00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:19,799
Lay it on me, Harriet.

828
00:38:19,841 --> 00:38:20,985
Okay,
this might sound crazy

829
00:38:21,009 --> 00:38:22,844
but 20 years ago,

830
00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:24,512
a teenage girl
was murdered out here.

831
00:38:24,554 --> 00:38:26,240
And I thought it was
our new neighbor who did it.

832
00:38:26,264 --> 00:38:27,640
The crazy
White dude with a bike?

833
00:38:27,682 --> 00:38:29,726
No, the other one. But now...

834
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:32,354
I think it was Rob.

835
00:38:32,395 --> 00:38:33,521
-Rob?
-Rob.

836
00:38:33,563 --> 00:38:35,607
I've met Rob and I doubt

837
00:38:35,648 --> 00:38:38,318
that he would wield
so much as a shovel.

838
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,070
There are a lot of red flags.

839
00:38:40,111 --> 00:38:41,363
Such as?

840
00:38:41,404 --> 00:38:42,405
He knew the girl

841
00:38:42,447 --> 00:38:43,531
and he lied about it.

842
00:38:43,573 --> 00:38:44,592
I mean, he might have dated her.

843
00:38:44,616 --> 00:38:45,992
He left her a voice message

844
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:48,036
saying that she'd regret
whatever she did to him.

845
00:38:48,078 --> 00:38:49,537
He had anger problems.

846
00:38:49,579 --> 00:38:51,164
-He saw a psychiatrist.
-Samira.

847
00:38:51,206 --> 00:38:52,248
Huh?

848
00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:57,671
-There's somebody out here.
-Hey, Samira. Samira!

849
00:39:04,636 --> 00:39:08,098
Not again.

850
00:39:46,636 --> 00:39:48,722
What in the hellhole?

851
00:39:55,061 --> 00:39:56,646
Samira.

852
00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:06,906
What are you doing here?


