1 00:02:01,747 --> 00:02:03,748 Is that some sort of a letter, Marshal? 2 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,251 - Journal. - Journal. 3 00:02:07,419 --> 00:02:09,212 Good. 4 00:02:09,379 --> 00:02:12,548 You know, I was goin' to Deadwood, same as you. 5 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:15,843 - Is that so? - I had my plans about set. 6 00:02:17,471 --> 00:02:21,682 I only wish to Christ I could get these past three days back. 7 00:02:22,935 --> 00:02:24,435 I can imagine. 8 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:31,651 No law at all in Deadwood, is that true? 9 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:34,028 Being on Indian land. 10 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:37,240 So then you won't be a marshal? 11 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,952 Taking goods there to open a hardware business, me and my partner. 12 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:43,788 If I'd have got there, I'd have been prospectin'. 13 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:47,291 Jesus Christ Almighty. No law at all, 14 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:51,128 gold you could scoop from the streams with your bare hands, 15 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,631 and I gotta go and fuck myself up 16 00:02:53,799 --> 00:02:56,801 by supposedly stealing Byron Samson's horse. 17 00:02:56,969 --> 00:02:59,053 It's poor damn timing at the least. 18 00:03:03,809 --> 00:03:05,643 Thank you very much. 19 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,979 You're welcome. 20 00:03:09,314 --> 00:03:11,315 I'm sorry as hell about your shoulder. 21 00:03:11,483 --> 00:03:14,986 Flesh wound. Don't look like it wants to infect. 22 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:18,865 Well, never mind flesh wounds, sir, 23 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:22,034 when you are goin' to meet your maker, 24 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:25,580 you don't feature telling him that you shot a marshal in the shoulder 25 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:28,332 for only doing his legally ordained job. 26 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,585 He may have heard worse stories. 27 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:35,423 God? Well, if He ain't, I'll tell Him six or seven 28 00:03:35,591 --> 00:03:38,509 just on people of my own personal acquaintance. 29 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,347 I'd like to suggest an idea to you, sir, 30 00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,516 that I pray as a Christian man 31 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,019 you will entertain on its own fuckin' merits. 32 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:55,610 Does it involve letting you go? 33 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:58,821 I know two scores, Mr. Bullock, 34 00:03:58,989 --> 00:04:00,656 that we could make in transit 35 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:02,950 without moving 20 feet off our path. 36 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:05,494 People with cash on hand, 37 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,163 and if once we hit Deadwood 38 00:04:07,331 --> 00:04:10,166 and you didn't want to have anything to do with me, 39 00:04:10,334 --> 00:04:12,501 we'd never speak again. 40 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:16,464 We would meet as strangers the rest of our fuckin' lives. 41 00:04:16,632 --> 00:04:18,466 Now... 42 00:04:18,634 --> 00:04:21,385 you tell me what you think of that, sir. 43 00:04:25,390 --> 00:04:26,891 It don't appeal to me. 44 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,560 Get the fuck out of here for a moment, would you, sir? 45 00:04:29,728 --> 00:04:33,189 - Byron Samson's comin' for him. - Sir, would you please get the fuck out 46 00:04:33,357 --> 00:04:35,399 till we have finished our previous conversation? 47 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,568 - How many backing his play? - A dozen, shit-faced. 48 00:04:37,736 --> 00:04:40,237 Samson caved in Tommy Raymond's head at the No-name Frog. 49 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:42,573 - He went against it. - What are you conversing at? 50 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:45,493 Jesus Christ! 51 00:04:45,661 --> 00:04:47,578 Come out and talk to us, Bullock! 52 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,081 Now who is that? That sounds like Byron Samson. 53 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,754 - Yeah. - What would he want? 54 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:12,269 Now tell me what kind of fuckin' luck I got. 55 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:19,276 All you're doing stalling, Bullock, is pissin' me off! 56 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:22,947 'Cause I guarantee you ain't making it through in there till sun-up! 57 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:26,117 So why don't you climb out from behind your badge, 58 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:27,952 and your big brick building, 59 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,121 and you bring Clell Watson out here 60 00:05:30,288 --> 00:05:32,873 so we can give him what he fuckin' deserves! 61 00:05:35,585 --> 00:05:37,044 What have we got here? 62 00:05:37,212 --> 00:05:38,796 Whoa! 63 00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,506 It's a Jew on a wagon! 64 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,675 Yeah, right out here in the alley! 65 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:47,596 I'm executing sentence now and he's hangin' under color of law. 66 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,224 You and your partner plan on making Deadwood, Marshal, 67 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,600 do not try for this scaffold. 68 00:05:51,768 --> 00:05:55,062 That's a deal, you loud-mouthed cocksucker! 69 00:05:55,230 --> 00:05:59,608 Hey, listen. Oh! Wait, this ain't right. 70 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,610 My sister was comin' in the morning. 71 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:05,364 - What would you have her told? - That's not enough of a drop. 72 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:08,701 - I'll strangle for 20 minutes. - I'll help you with the drop. 73 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,412 Get up and say what you'd have your sister told. 74 00:06:11,580 --> 00:06:13,789 Do not tether that rope off of that porch! 75 00:06:22,007 --> 00:06:23,674 Any more gunplay gets answered. 76 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,052 You called the law in, Samson. You don't get 77 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:29,180 to call it off just 'cause you're liquored up and popular on payday. 78 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:31,098 You don't tell us what to do and what not to do, 79 00:06:31,266 --> 00:06:33,642 'cause you're leaving Montana anyways! 80 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,187 Now do not jump off of that stool, you cocksucker! 81 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,647 Or what? You'll kill me? 82 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,026 You tell my sister 83 00:06:42,194 --> 00:06:45,613 if my boy turns up, raise him good. 84 00:06:45,781 --> 00:06:47,948 What else? 85 00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,326 Tell her give him my boots. 86 00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,994 What else? 87 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,622 Tell him his... 88 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,290 daddy loved him. 89 00:06:56,458 --> 00:06:58,167 Tell him... 90 00:06:59,961 --> 00:07:02,338 he has God's forgiveness. 91 00:07:03,548 --> 00:07:05,382 Anything else? 92 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:10,304 You help me with my fuckin' fall! 93 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,223 Come ahead. 94 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:15,893 Fuck you! 95 00:07:56,768 --> 00:07:58,018 Stay back! 96 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,189 Move the fuck back, while my partner... 97 00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,943 while my partner's taking his sweet-ass time 98 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,571 writing whatever the fuck he's writing over there! 99 00:08:09,781 --> 00:08:11,782 Who'll give his last words to the sister? 100 00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:16,579 None of you better fucking move! 101 00:08:16,746 --> 00:08:20,249 Shit! I'll do it. 102 00:08:33,889 --> 00:08:35,431 Thank you. 103 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,771 - Let's go. - Hee. 104 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,666 Move ahead! Move out of the way! 105 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,502 - Move! - Jesus Christ, come on! 106 00:09:07,172 --> 00:09:10,799 - What's going on! - Move it up there! 107 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:14,428 Same damn wagon that broke down yesterday, Bill! 108 00:09:16,431 --> 00:09:18,015 That's the hold-up, huh? 109 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:22,603 Same wagon and no damn room to maneuver. 110 00:09:22,771 --> 00:09:24,980 Sounds like it's tighter out there 111 00:09:25,148 --> 00:09:28,525 than a bull's ass in fly season. 112 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,862 - How's your headache? - Not bad. 113 00:09:32,030 --> 00:09:33,822 You want me to canvass for whiskey? 114 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,950 That's all right, Jane. 115 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,619 Believe me, we're stuck here a fucking while. 116 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:41,789 I know your canvassing techniques. 117 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:46,543 I don't want any casualties on my conscience. 118 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:56,387 It's only Wild Bill Hickok 119 00:09:56,554 --> 00:09:58,681 you got stalled here in the muck! 120 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,892 You ignorant fucking cunts! 121 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:08,983 We're out here the whole goddamn day? 122 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,819 What a goddamn circus! 123 00:10:11,987 --> 00:10:13,570 Shit. 124 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,662 - We've got no water! - All right, friend. 125 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,540 Let's go! 126 00:10:42,767 --> 00:10:45,769 Come on, now, come on, now, come on. 127 00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,464 Chickens for sale! $3.00 a pair. 128 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:16,133 Get your chickens here. 129 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,179 Seth! 130 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,515 Seth, hey, Seth. 131 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,730 This lot rents at 20 a day, Seth. 132 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,859 - $20 a day. - Tent only, no construction. 133 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,320 Corner location. 134 00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:44,828 In advance, every morning to Mr. Swearengen at The Gem. 135 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,122 - Where's The Gem? - You'll find it. 136 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,999 Everybody does. 137 00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:57,383 Eight ounces of gold at $20 an ounce is 160 138 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:00,803 plus $10 for a half-ounce makes 170 total. 139 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,722 Inform your dealers and whores of my credit, 140 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,349 and pour me a goddamn drink! 141 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:07,267 Honor and a pleasure, my good man. 142 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,689 170 credit, Dan, for Ellsworth. 143 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:15,317 Yes, sir, 170 for Ellsworth. 144 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,069 I'll let everybody know. 145 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,155 Lot four, some hardware guys. 146 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,826 First one today with this hand. 147 00:12:25,662 --> 00:12:28,080 And pour me another, my good man. 148 00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:30,165 Here comes another. 149 00:12:31,376 --> 00:12:34,378 - Lot four a stayer? - Wagon loaded with goods. 150 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:37,548 Now with that limey damn accent of yours, 151 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,135 are these rumors true that you're descended from the British nobility? 152 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,387 I'm descended from all of them cocksuckers. 153 00:12:43,555 --> 00:12:46,140 Well, here's to you, Your Majesty. 154 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,350 I'll tell you what, 155 00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:52,104 I may have fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit, 156 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:53,897 but I stand here before you today 157 00:12:54,065 --> 00:12:56,775 beholden to no human cocksucker, 158 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,403 and working a paying fucking gold claim. 159 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:03,198 And not the US Government saying I'm trespassing, 160 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,826 or the savage fucking red man himself, 161 00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,245 or any of these limber-dick cocksuckers 162 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:11,748 passing themselves off as prospectors had better try and stop me. 163 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,918 They'd better not try it in here. 164 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:19,840 God damn it, Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I can throw you, 165 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:22,217 but I enjoy the way you lie. 166 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:25,387 - Thank you, my good man. - You're welcome, 167 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,764 you conniving, heavy-thumbed motherfucker! 168 00:13:27,932 --> 00:13:29,766 Watch out! 169 00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:31,435 That's her derringer. 170 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:34,605 I warned you about that loopy cunt! 171 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:36,106 Keep your own tally! 172 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:38,775 Oh, have no fear on that score. 173 00:13:40,403 --> 00:13:43,113 I said not to beat on me! I told him! 174 00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:45,782 Ticonderoga, New York, Barnett Robinson... 175 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:48,785 - You got any other guns? - No, I don't got any more. 176 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,413 Ticonderoga, New York, Barnett Robinson... 177 00:13:51,581 --> 00:13:54,750 Ticonderoga, New York... did you find it? 178 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:58,962 Barnett Robinson. 179 00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,590 That's who to notify if this thing goes wrong. 180 00:14:01,758 --> 00:14:03,509 Yeah, I've got it right here. 181 00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:09,598 - How you doing, Trixie? - I told him, don't beat on me, Doc! 182 00:14:09,766 --> 00:14:12,017 - No one asked for your version! - Said I robbed him 183 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:15,270 and he started beating on me. And I didn't rob you! 184 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,482 - I don't remember. - I didn't, God damn it! 185 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,860 Aw, she shot me right in the head. 186 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,613 D-don't put your fingers in it. 187 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,825 Oh yeah, is it bad, Doc? 188 00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,746 Shh shh shh. 189 00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,934 Get the Chinaman! 190 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:58,313 Sure would like to know how he lasted for 20 minutes... 191 00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,358 shot straight to the brain. 192 00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,694 So prospect in him till Dan brings the Chinaman. 193 00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,445 Do you mind if I take him to my place? 194 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,948 Sure. Help the doc with this guy, bring the Chinaman to the doc's. 195 00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:09,908 I'll bring that sled right in, Doc. 196 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,287 Doc, you drink free today 197 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,205 and I hope any word of this 198 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,332 would keep the gun out of the whore's hand. 199 00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:22,254 - That wouldn't come from me. - Bastard did himself in. 200 00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:24,881 - Come here. - I said to stop. 201 00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,550 Tell me in my office. 202 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,885 Get the gimp to clean this place up. 203 00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,353 Ugh, Doc! 204 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:44,526 You know there's something 205 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,570 peculiar about this man's cerebral setup 206 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,655 or they can just write off the forebrain 207 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:52,200 as being the center of thought and speech. 208 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:54,411 Let's just get him on the sled. 209 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,497 Of course it... 210 00:15:57,665 --> 00:15:59,916 won't matter to Mr. Wu's pigs. 211 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:12,596 Whiskey. 212 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,935 I've got an urge to see that camp, Charlie. 213 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:22,105 All right... 214 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,691 - Can we leave you with the stock, Jane? - Yeah. 215 00:16:24,859 --> 00:16:26,777 Bill and me are gonna ride ahead into camp. 216 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:29,363 I expect I'll be there before sundown. 217 00:16:29,530 --> 00:16:31,281 Well, we'll know where to find you. 218 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:33,909 What in the hell do you mean by that? 219 00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,786 That I enjoy a fucking drink? 220 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,454 I wasn't aware that's outlawed. 221 00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:39,956 Thanks for looking to the stock, Jane. 222 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:44,461 Excuse my ill humor. 223 00:16:44,629 --> 00:16:47,130 Certain people wear on my fucking nerves. 224 00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:05,982 She likes me better than she likes you. 225 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:09,569 I wish to hell I knew what I ever did 226 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,780 to get on that woman's wrong side. 227 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,499 - You know a back way into the camp? - Whoa. 228 00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,839 We don't go to the camp. 229 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,591 We go home... back to Minnesota. 230 00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:35,637 You probably got the right idea. 231 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,606 Jesus Christ Almighty, move it! 232 00:17:46,774 --> 00:17:48,817 I can't get to my spot until you finish! 233 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,862 You got me circling my wagon like a fly around shit. 234 00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,365 We're pretty near done. We got a long wait, same as you. 235 00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,492 This the first wagon you ever fucking unloaded?! 236 00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,911 Hold on to my horse, I'll show you how to do it! 237 00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:03,540 We know what we're doing. Put your hat back on and stick with your wagon. 238 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:08,128 - And what if I don't? - Mouth off and you'll find out. 239 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,755 Sir... 240 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,216 I have a commode for your inconvenience. 241 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,719 - You think I'm gonna pay for that? - No, that's free 242 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:19,306 from Star and Bullock Hardware, open in Deadwood soon as we locate. 243 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,978 Hurry up and get finished! 244 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,239 My father's last words there in Vienna, 245 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,242 before he passed away, 246 00:18:39,410 --> 00:18:41,995 was "Sol, lose a can to buy the goddamned fool. 247 00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,372 You could slow it down and sell 'em at retail." 248 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:47,501 I gotta put a book together of your old man's deathbed sayings. 249 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:52,255 That was Wild Bill Hickok riding past us, Seth. I seen him in photographs. 250 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,509 He lost his stake gambling. 251 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,677 He told me before he passed out. 252 00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,388 He said he lost his stake and he hadn't found no gold 253 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:03,141 and he was going back East after one last piece of pussy. 254 00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:04,684 None of that's anything to me. 255 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:07,771 He wakes back up, starts in beating on me... 256 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,148 where's his stake, where's all his money? 257 00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:11,900 You call Danny, you call Johnny. 258 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,819 Must've been me who took it from him. 259 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:17,113 You don't shoot nobody 'cause that's bad for my business 260 00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:19,449 and it's bad for the camp's reputation. 261 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:23,119 He beat the living shit out of you, didn't he? 262 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:26,748 Do what you gotta do to me. 263 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,584 Don't tell me what to do. 264 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:36,883 Either way this comes out, we'll only have to do it once. 265 00:19:37,051 --> 00:19:39,219 What's it to be, Trixie? 266 00:19:43,266 --> 00:19:44,766 I'll be good. 267 00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,980 All right now. 268 00:20:05,246 --> 00:20:07,038 We heard rumors you might be coming, 269 00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,082 but you can't believe every rumor. 270 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:12,752 - Heard you were coming from Cheyenne. - Here I am. 271 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,170 If every rumor was true 272 00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,464 we'd all have been scalped now by the Sioux, 273 00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:19,759 or the government would've tossed us out as treaty violators. 274 00:20:23,848 --> 00:20:27,058 - EB Farnum. How do you do? - Charlie Utter. 275 00:20:28,686 --> 00:20:32,188 You got some mighty clammy hands there, partner. 276 00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,816 Damp palms run in my family. 277 00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:39,362 Here to prospect, Mr. Hickok, or on other business? 278 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:41,531 I'm here to get a room. 279 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:45,535 Could we get two? We're worn out looking at each other. 280 00:20:45,703 --> 00:20:47,329 Separate rooms. 281 00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:50,707 I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it. 282 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,711 Unless you kill a guest. 283 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,891 Wild Bill Hickok. 284 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,060 Nothing can ever be simple. 285 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,729 He didn't speak of having lawman ambitions, Al. 286 00:21:12,897 --> 00:21:15,148 Starting with Custer getting himself massacred, 287 00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:16,900 it's been one thing after another. 288 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,736 Leaves the godless savage cocksucker Sioux on the warpath. 289 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:22,405 If that long-haired loudmouth had held his end up, 290 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,157 we could be operating here in peace. 291 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:26,242 The New York dude's downstairs, Al. 292 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,329 - Did he order whiskey? - Yeah. 293 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:32,415 Did he down it or is he sipping at it? 294 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,167 He's sipping. 295 00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:37,087 Why'd I even ask, huh? 296 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:39,047 Go get Tim Driscoll. 297 00:21:39,215 --> 00:21:40,924 Make sure the dude sees you leave. 298 00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:43,093 - What should I tell Tim? - Tell him to get over here. 299 00:21:43,260 --> 00:21:45,804 Tell him he's drunk, sorry for himself, give me five minutes, 300 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,431 - then you come back, do your part. - All right, Al. 301 00:21:51,769 --> 00:21:53,144 As far as Hickok, Al, 302 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,563 if I'd have pushed him any harder on his plans, 303 00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:57,732 I was afraid he'd shoot me. 304 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,781 - Go get Driscoll. - Yes, sir. 305 00:22:05,783 --> 00:22:06,950 Handmade! 306 00:22:07,118 --> 00:22:09,327 It's all handmade, guaranteed. 307 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:12,080 It ain't like something's being foisted on 'em 308 00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:14,249 they'll be sorry they bought come sun-up. 309 00:22:15,376 --> 00:22:18,253 - I know that. - These are quality items. 310 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,046 They meet these folk's needs... 311 00:22:20,214 --> 00:22:23,466 offered at fair markup, and we're announcing their availability. 312 00:22:23,634 --> 00:22:26,052 Brought through Indian country figures into the markup. 313 00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,888 By us, at personal peril. 314 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:33,309 - Let's go. - Coming out 315 00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:35,812 with your fly down might strike the wrong note. 316 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,505 Come have a look, boys. 317 00:23:02,673 --> 00:23:04,799 Star and Bullock Hardware and Mercantile 318 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,010 just opened for business. 319 00:23:07,178 --> 00:23:08,762 We got boots to sell you. 320 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,436 Knee-boots, $10! Hip-boots, 15! 321 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,688 We got picks, pans and shovels. 322 00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:22,525 Picks at $12, shovels at 10 and pans at 8! 323 00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:25,695 We got plaster cradles, prospector's best friend. 324 00:23:25,863 --> 00:23:29,282 - Perfected at the Montana strikes! - We got chamber-pots to sell you. 325 00:23:29,450 --> 00:23:31,034 If you don't know what one of those is, 326 00:23:31,202 --> 00:23:33,703 the man living next to you will appreciate your finding out. 327 00:23:33,871 --> 00:23:36,706 I'll look at your biggest size hip-boot. 328 00:23:36,874 --> 00:23:39,709 - Got 'em right here. - We stand by our stock. 329 00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,920 Any item that don't do what it's supposed to 330 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,755 will be exchanged for one that does. 331 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,548 And we'll be here for you to find us. 332 00:23:45,716 --> 00:23:47,801 Son of a bitch! 333 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,303 The man said I might get a prize. 334 00:23:50,471 --> 00:23:53,014 I paid 50ยข for this bar of soap, 335 00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:57,018 there's a $5 prize in the wrapper. 336 00:23:57,186 --> 00:24:00,313 - Where'd you buy that soap at? - Man standing right over there. 337 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:04,234 Front your game away from our tent. 338 00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,574 Cash prizes, every night's case of soap. 339 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:13,201 Hey, storekeep! 340 00:24:13,369 --> 00:24:15,995 Hold me some of those large hip-boots till I get over there 341 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:19,541 - and I'll pay you $2 extra. - Set prices, boys, 342 00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:21,918 and first come, first to be served. 343 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:24,921 We'll get you squared away. 344 00:24:40,062 --> 00:24:42,605 No free feels in this house. 345 00:24:42,773 --> 00:24:45,608 Brom Garret of Manhattan, 346 00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,944 scourge of the Deadwood faro tables. 347 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,822 Don't think I confuse two nights holding good cards 348 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,449 - with being a faro sharp. - Two here, Dan. 349 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,786 You... you see a finish to that? 350 00:25:01,876 --> 00:25:03,751 Did you hear Bill Hickok's in town? 351 00:25:03,919 --> 00:25:07,755 Oh yes, I did. Does that give you the vapors? 352 00:25:09,675 --> 00:25:11,634 Are you mad about something, Al? 353 00:25:11,802 --> 00:25:13,303 I'm not mad about nothing. 354 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,557 All's I can tell you, things sort out fast in Deadwood. 355 00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:20,810 I vouched for you with Tim Driscoll two hours in here last night 356 00:25:20,978 --> 00:25:23,479 when I gather you must have been home in bed, sleeping. 357 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:26,816 End result, Tim's just about got his claim sold to EB Farnum. 358 00:25:26,984 --> 00:25:30,278 What? Where's Driscoll now? 359 00:25:30,446 --> 00:25:33,031 He ain't here so I'd assume at his hotel. 360 00:25:33,199 --> 00:25:35,950 - You told me he's here by 6:00. - He ain't yet. 361 00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:39,162 Al, EB Farnum just saw me here and headed for the door. 362 00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,748 I wouldn't know how to interpret that. 363 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,834 I was doing the legwork, Al. 364 00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:46,502 I was doing the due diligence. 365 00:25:46,670 --> 00:25:48,671 You tell me Driscoll's got money troubles 366 00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:50,673 and he's a motivated seller, fair enough. 367 00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,634 But how did I know his claim's not played out? 368 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,677 - I had to do the legwork. - I see, fair enough. 369 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:57,931 - Oh, that's what I had to ascertain. - Did you do the legwork? 370 00:25:59,683 --> 00:26:01,309 Al. 371 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,315 For God's sake, close your fist. 372 00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:10,777 Cleaned up during the night with five more just like it 373 00:26:10,945 --> 00:26:13,196 from Claim No. 9 above Discovery, 374 00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:14,989 panned at the Driscoll claim. 375 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,661 All I can say, Brom, while you were out winning the battle 376 00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,955 I hope you didn't lose the fucking war. 377 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:26,209 Al. 378 00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,174 Who is that? 379 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,054 Tim Driscoll... 380 00:26:38,222 --> 00:26:39,889 shit-faced. 381 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:42,100 Let me handle the play. 382 00:26:42,268 --> 00:26:44,727 Oh my God, he is shit-faced. 383 00:27:11,505 --> 00:27:14,299 - Boys? - Whiskeys. 384 00:27:14,466 --> 00:27:16,050 Two whiskeys. 385 00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,680 I'm... I'm respecting your privacy 386 00:27:20,848 --> 00:27:23,599 not saying your name, but I certainly recognize you 387 00:27:23,767 --> 00:27:25,810 and I'd like to buy the round. 388 00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,647 - Charlie Utter. - Tom Nuttall, Charlie. 389 00:27:29,815 --> 00:27:31,232 Tom. 390 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,277 It's Bill Hickok. I seen him kill Phil Coe in Abilene. 391 00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,739 Ahem, AW Merrick, Mr. Hickok, 392 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,116 of the "Deadwood Pioneer." 393 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:44,787 - We're drinking whiskey. - Certainly. 394 00:27:44,955 --> 00:27:47,790 Certainly. Whiskeys here, Mr. Nuttall. 395 00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,668 I'm gonna say one thing before anybody opens their mouth, 396 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,628 and I won't say no more on the subject 397 00:27:52,796 --> 00:27:55,006 and I'll be through for the fucking evening... 398 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:58,092 I'm not impressed. 399 00:27:58,260 --> 00:28:02,638 So what brings you to our camp, Mr. Hickok? 400 00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:04,098 May I tell my readers? 401 00:28:04,266 --> 00:28:06,476 Warrant out on me in Cheyenne. 402 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:08,644 Aw, get off of that now, Bill. 403 00:28:08,812 --> 00:28:10,480 Well, I suppose for a man like you, 404 00:28:10,647 --> 00:28:12,440 warrants are a vocational hazard. 405 00:28:12,608 --> 00:28:14,942 Calling me a professional vagrant. 406 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,446 - The warrant was for vagrancy? - He's kidding! 407 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:28,081 Anyway, in this camp, warrants don't count. 408 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:31,834 I'm telling you he's not impressed, all right? 409 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:36,172 Now you may apply that to whoever you feel may be my reference. 410 00:28:36,340 --> 00:28:39,842 And I intend to gut that son of a bitch at poker whenever I get the chance. 411 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:43,179 You run that game? Can I buy 50 in chips? 412 00:28:43,347 --> 00:28:45,014 I do and you can. 413 00:28:45,182 --> 00:28:47,308 Just settle up after you see how your luck runs. 414 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,353 Feel like playing now, Bill, or you wanna take in the rest of the camp? 415 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:52,021 I feel like playing now. 416 00:28:52,189 --> 00:28:54,190 Draw and five stud. 417 00:28:54,358 --> 00:28:57,193 Dealer calls the game. 418 00:28:57,361 --> 00:29:00,154 Sounds fair. See you later, Charlie. 419 00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:02,573 All right, Bill. 420 00:29:06,036 --> 00:29:09,288 - You boys mind if I sit in? - Not at all, have a seat. 421 00:29:10,416 --> 00:29:12,166 What a grand surprise. 422 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:15,002 I never thought he'd live long enough for me to meet him. 423 00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:31,727 I need another gun. 424 00:29:34,064 --> 00:29:37,066 What, in case they beat on you? 425 00:29:37,234 --> 00:29:41,737 Never mind what for, just take this and get me another gun. 426 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:44,907 Go on, you can touch my nipples if you want to. 427 00:29:45,075 --> 00:29:47,952 Now, Mabel! Get your ass across that table! 428 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:50,037 This dollar is not for drink. 429 00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,583 - My name's Caroline. - Well, you'll always be Mabel to me. 430 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,378 Claim 9 above Discovery, $14,000, yes or no? 431 00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:00,590 $14,000, yes or no? 432 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:04,260 All right, we'll make it 14,000. 433 00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:05,887 Spit in your hand. 434 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,432 Spit in your hand. 435 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:13,102 - What's his fucking problem? - Aw, nothing. 436 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,271 Done, witnessed. 437 00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:18,566 - Am I too late? - Mm. 438 00:30:18,734 --> 00:30:21,277 No no no, but you're too late, Farnum. 439 00:30:21,445 --> 00:30:24,739 I just sold to this goose-looking fella for 14,000. 440 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:27,867 - Will you take 16? - No, thank you, but no. 441 00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:31,412 What a fucking lying cunt you are. 442 00:30:31,580 --> 00:30:33,122 "12 and a half thousand... 443 00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,666 that's every cent I can get hold of, Mr. Driscoll. 444 00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:37,919 And more than the claim is worth," you said. 445 00:30:38,086 --> 00:30:41,380 16,000, that's 2,000 profit standing over a drink. 446 00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:44,300 I believe events will prove that Claim 9 above Discovery 447 00:30:44,468 --> 00:30:46,969 was worth far more than 16,000, Mr. Farnum. 448 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:48,638 Unhand me, Al. 449 00:30:50,474 --> 00:30:53,601 Though, you know, of course, I haven't actually seen 450 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:57,730 - his fucking money yet. - I'm discounting his banknote. Dan. 451 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,276 There's $10,000. I'll weigh four out of the other sack right now. 452 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:04,320 Al's holding a full faith letter of credit 453 00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:06,155 for $20,000 from the Bank of New York. 454 00:31:06,323 --> 00:31:08,241 Full faith is one thing, but until the money 455 00:31:08,408 --> 00:31:11,452 has actually passed hands between us, the deal isn't done. 456 00:31:11,620 --> 00:31:13,329 - The deal is done. - The deal isn't done. 457 00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:15,248 - The deal is done. - We spat in our hands. 458 00:31:15,415 --> 00:31:16,999 What the fuck would you know?! 459 00:31:17,167 --> 00:31:19,544 I'll knock you into the middle of next week. 460 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:23,130 - Now, would you offer me the 16,000? - I suppose, 461 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,050 - if you're open to further offers. - 16,500. 462 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,678 - What the fuck did you just do? - Will you close at 16.5? 463 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:31,180 - You just reopened the fucking bidding. - 17,000. 464 00:31:31,348 --> 00:31:33,391 17,500, I'll go no farther. 465 00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:34,976 - 18! - 19! 466 00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:38,938 19,800 and that's every cent I can put together. 467 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:40,356 20,000. 468 00:31:40,524 --> 00:31:42,483 Damn it! Damn it! 469 00:31:42,651 --> 00:31:44,902 20 once. 470 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,571 - 20 twice. - I can't. 471 00:31:46,738 --> 00:31:48,406 It's over, he's through. 472 00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,493 - Is it over? - All right. 473 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:56,539 20,000 sold to the goose-looking man in the shiny suit. 474 00:31:56,707 --> 00:31:59,000 - I got it, Al. - Yes, you did. 475 00:32:09,928 --> 00:32:11,887 Comes to look for a business opportunity, 476 00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,472 and sits there losing at poker. 477 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,392 Is he having a bad run? I can't see that far. 478 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,477 You'd have to see back to Cheyenne. 479 00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:20,521 He lost his patience, 480 00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:23,232 stays in hands whether he's holding cards or not. 481 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,236 How's your crowd in here tonight, anyway? 482 00:32:28,739 --> 00:32:30,323 Oh, it's all right. 483 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:32,992 It's better than all right, you could see that much. 484 00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,370 Bill Hickok's an asset to any saloon, any joint he frequents. 485 00:32:36,538 --> 00:32:40,207 - You agree with me on that or not? - You got a say in that? 486 00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:44,086 - As far as where he drinks and gambles? - Suppose I did? 487 00:32:47,174 --> 00:32:49,717 50 a night if he'll frequent here exclusive. 488 00:32:49,885 --> 00:32:52,428 50? 489 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:54,764 What a sport you turned out to be. 490 00:32:56,642 --> 00:32:59,352 - You quote a figure. - Let's come to one understanding. 491 00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,438 Any figure I would've come up with, part of that you give to him 492 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:05,024 to gamble or piss away however else he's gonna do it. 493 00:33:05,192 --> 00:33:07,109 That'd be the only part he'd know about. 494 00:33:07,277 --> 00:33:08,861 I'd work with you. 495 00:33:09,029 --> 00:33:12,615 The rest you'd give to me to hold in trust for his future. 496 00:33:14,201 --> 00:33:17,203 - Now that'd be your affair. - Listen to me, 497 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:19,705 that man's recently married. 498 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,749 He needs to put a stake together. 499 00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,210 That's all I'd be in this for. 500 00:33:25,629 --> 00:33:27,797 I'd work with you. 501 00:33:42,771 --> 00:33:44,146 Banish all headaches. 502 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,857 Spit in your hand, Alma! 503 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,901 - What? - Spit. 504 00:33:49,069 --> 00:33:50,945 I'm gonna show you something. 505 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:55,324 Promise you'll tell my mother about this. 506 00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,660 I bought it. 507 00:33:57,828 --> 00:34:00,746 We own a gold claim. This is how we sealed the deal. 508 00:34:00,914 --> 00:34:02,915 And then did everyone dry their hands? 509 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:05,459 Do you know who I was bidding against? 510 00:34:05,627 --> 00:34:08,504 Farnum, who owns this hotel. 511 00:34:08,672 --> 00:34:11,215 Oh, and where was your secret agent? 512 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:14,135 Dan Dority? He was tending bar. 513 00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:18,305 No one realized how Dan had helped me reconnoiter the claim. 514 00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:21,058 Now Swearengen... runs the saloon... 515 00:34:21,226 --> 00:34:24,895 he was intermediary, he brokered the deal. 516 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,565 Driscoll, the seller, legless with liquor. 517 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:29,692 You will have a vivid entry for an article 518 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,485 when I've told you all the details. 519 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:34,113 Yes, I've already begun to imagine it. 520 00:34:35,115 --> 00:34:37,533 It was a near thing till the end. 521 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,494 I had to go all our 20,000 to turn Farnum away. 522 00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,038 Oh well. 523 00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,624 I'll have to write the bank to renew my credit. 524 00:34:46,710 --> 00:34:49,420 Of course they'll contact Father. 525 00:34:50,672 --> 00:34:52,715 Well... 526 00:34:53,884 --> 00:34:55,926 I expect that's inevitable. 527 00:34:58,346 --> 00:35:01,223 Wild Bill Hickok is here. 528 00:35:01,391 --> 00:35:04,685 I'm sure he's going to prospect too. 529 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:38,219 - How much do you want? - Well, we agreed on 30%. 530 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:40,429 - 30% of 20 would be six. - Mm-hmm. 531 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:44,266 - So I want the 6,000. - What's 30% of 14,000? 532 00:35:45,894 --> 00:35:49,271 - What the fuck, Al? - Who told you to take him to 20? 533 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:53,859 Well, I could feel that he had more in him. 534 00:35:54,027 --> 00:35:56,070 It was just a spontaneous fucking feeling 535 00:35:56,238 --> 00:35:57,947 and I knew that there was more to get. 536 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:01,909 And you thought six more would be the jackpot, take him from 14 to 20. 537 00:36:02,077 --> 00:36:04,662 Oh, Jesus Christ, you know, if you had further plans, 538 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,956 I wish you'd have just said something to me. 539 00:36:07,123 --> 00:36:09,542 Should I tell you when I plan to take a shit tomorrow 540 00:36:09,709 --> 00:36:11,961 or would that be none of your fucking business? 541 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:21,720 So... 14,000. 542 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:25,599 30% of that's what... what is that now... 4200. 543 00:36:29,688 --> 00:36:32,231 What the fuck arrangement do you suggest now? 544 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:35,067 - What do you suggest? - Oh, Jesus Christ Almighty! 545 00:36:35,235 --> 00:36:38,988 You get in a mood like this and I just as soon as not even discuss it. 546 00:36:39,155 --> 00:36:41,407 Look, let me just have 500, you know, 547 00:36:41,575 --> 00:36:44,159 and we'll discuss the rest of it some other fucking time. 548 00:36:44,327 --> 00:36:47,204 Cash or credit at the tables? 549 00:36:47,372 --> 00:36:51,166 Fucking time of trial, the fucking English in you comes out. Fine. 550 00:36:51,334 --> 00:36:54,712 I'll have the 500 at the fucking tables then. Jesus Christ Almighty! 551 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:58,215 - Are we holding markers? - You're holding markers, all right. 552 00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:01,844 You've been holding markers against my kind for the past several centuries, 553 00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:04,847 across both sides of the fucking water! How the fuck do I know?! 554 00:37:05,015 --> 00:37:07,349 Ask Dority, he'll know better than me. 555 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:11,854 Credit it against the fucking markers, 556 00:37:12,022 --> 00:37:15,357 but just let me hold 20, in fucking cash. 557 00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,529 - Tell Dan to give you 20. - And a piece of fucking pussy. 558 00:37:20,697 --> 00:37:23,198 Tell Dan, then tell him to come see me. 559 00:37:25,869 --> 00:37:28,954 And thanks for stepping in on the side of right and fucking justice, 560 00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:31,248 you deaf dumb bastard! 561 00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:39,089 I tell you, Al, you could have knocked me over with a feather 562 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,382 when he took him to 20. 563 00:37:40,550 --> 00:37:42,843 Did you see me struggling to stay on the path? 564 00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:48,641 My wife and children are in Louisville, Kentucky. 565 00:37:48,808 --> 00:37:51,101 I'm saving to bring them out. 566 00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:54,063 Days I dig on the Foster's water ditch 567 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:58,150 and nights I watch folk's goods like I'm going to do for yours. 568 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:01,528 Schedule like that seems like you'll have 'em here in no time. 569 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,992 Then Sabbaths I preach Christ crucified and raised from the dead. 570 00:38:10,956 --> 00:38:12,915 I'm from Etobicoke, Ontario. 571 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:17,503 - So you were born in Canada? - I come to Montana when I was 17. 572 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:20,923 - That's when I met up with Mr. Star. - Is that so? 573 00:38:21,091 --> 00:38:23,092 I was born in Austria. 574 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:27,388 Austria? Wonderful where people come from. 575 00:38:27,555 --> 00:38:31,266 I was born in Austria and then I grew up in Chillicothe, Ohio. 576 00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:34,478 And then you partnered with Mr. Bullock in Montana? 577 00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:37,189 That's where we partnered up. 578 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,650 The Lord is our final comfort, 579 00:38:39,818 --> 00:38:43,445 but it's a solace having friends. 580 00:38:43,613 --> 00:38:46,865 I know that from past experience. 581 00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:52,287 You sure sold up a storm here tonight, didn't you? 582 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:55,290 - We did all right. - We'll be a few hours, Mr. Smith. 583 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,042 We want to look around the camp. 584 00:38:57,210 --> 00:38:59,962 I will watch your goods as if they were my own. 585 00:39:03,466 --> 00:39:05,801 - Thank you, Mr. Smith. - Thank you. 586 00:39:09,097 --> 00:39:11,181 Whoa. 587 00:39:16,312 --> 00:39:18,397 I seen a terrible thing tonight. 588 00:39:18,565 --> 00:39:20,107 What'd you see? 589 00:39:20,275 --> 00:39:23,402 I seen white people dead and scalped and... 590 00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:26,488 men, women, children with their arms and legs hacked off. 591 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,782 Where? How many dead? 592 00:39:28,950 --> 00:39:31,785 Well, it was a whole family on the road to Spearfish. 593 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:35,539 Oh my God, it's them heathen bloodthirsty savages! 594 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:39,918 - How many was it died? - It was the whole family, they was... 595 00:39:40,086 --> 00:39:41,837 hacked and mutilated. 596 00:39:42,005 --> 00:39:43,589 The parents, two children. 597 00:39:43,757 --> 00:39:46,425 The Metz family took the Spearfish Road 598 00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,886 going home to Minnesota. 599 00:39:50,638 --> 00:39:52,598 Then that was probably them then. 600 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:56,810 They had three children. Were there three? 601 00:39:58,021 --> 00:39:59,772 There could've been three 'cause... 602 00:39:59,939 --> 00:40:03,025 they was all hacked and spread around. 603 00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:05,819 Rest their souls. 604 00:40:07,363 --> 00:40:10,407 - Rest their souls. - Yeah. 605 00:40:14,704 --> 00:40:16,455 You probably need a drink. 606 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,048 You called my bluff, Hickok. 607 00:40:26,216 --> 00:40:28,717 I was trying to run one. Whoa! 608 00:40:28,885 --> 00:40:33,180 Wait on Mary. I got a third eight under there. 609 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:36,225 Three eights wins, your pot. 610 00:40:36,392 --> 00:40:40,020 - Oh I absolutely did not realize that. - Your chips. 611 00:40:40,188 --> 00:40:43,065 Here I am thinking I'm fucking bluffing the third eight, 612 00:40:43,233 --> 00:40:46,652 and I mistakenly outdraw the greatest gunfighter in the world. 613 00:40:48,696 --> 00:40:49,988 Meaning the third eight. 614 00:40:51,908 --> 00:40:55,077 - What? - Saying you outdrew me. 615 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:57,079 You meant the third eight. 616 00:40:58,706 --> 00:41:00,541 Well, what else would I have meant? 617 00:41:00,708 --> 00:41:02,668 Say it, 618 00:41:02,836 --> 00:41:05,671 then we'll play cards. 619 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:09,925 Third eight's what I meant. 620 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,638 - Deal. - Ante's up, same again. 621 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:25,899 Jesus Christ, can we shake hands or something? 622 00:41:26,067 --> 00:41:28,235 Relieve the atmosphere? 623 00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,446 I mean, how stupid do you think I am? 624 00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:35,409 I don't know. I just met you. 625 00:41:35,577 --> 00:41:38,579 The paradox is the massacre at Little Bighorn 626 00:41:38,746 --> 00:41:40,873 signaled the Indians' death throes, Mr. Utter. 627 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,917 History has overtaken the treaty which gave them this land. 628 00:41:44,085 --> 00:41:46,920 Well, the gold we found has overtaken it. 629 00:41:47,088 --> 00:41:48,630 I believe within a year 630 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:51,049 Congress will rescind the Fort Laramie Treaty, 631 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,051 Deadwood and these hills will be annexed 632 00:41:53,219 --> 00:41:56,471 to the Dakota territory, and we who have pursued our destiny 633 00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:58,307 outside law or statute 634 00:41:58,474 --> 00:42:00,976 will be restored to the bosom of the nation. 635 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:04,313 And... that's what I believe. 636 00:42:12,906 --> 00:42:16,491 - Does bosom mean tit? - Same thing. 637 00:42:17,827 --> 00:42:19,703 Ain't nothing against y'all fellas, 638 00:42:19,871 --> 00:42:22,456 but I'd as soon do my drinking getting a piece of ass. 639 00:42:22,624 --> 00:42:24,750 First you want people to know about that family. 640 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:27,961 Yeah, well, what harm is it in me meeting my needs 641 00:42:28,129 --> 00:42:30,005 before I circulate the news? 642 00:42:30,173 --> 00:42:32,507 What if the third child is alive? 643 00:42:32,675 --> 00:42:35,427 You listen, mister, it was a massacre. 644 00:42:35,595 --> 00:42:38,347 I'm the one who saw it. And there ain't no one was alive. 645 00:42:38,514 --> 00:42:40,933 Did you see the massacre or not? 646 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:42,976 I told you I got there afterwards. 647 00:42:43,144 --> 00:42:46,647 So by then the child could've got away from where you saw those other bodies? 648 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:48,482 Or the child could've been hiding 649 00:42:48,650 --> 00:42:51,151 and so afraid of who you might be, it didn't call out. 650 00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:54,238 You listen to me, I ain't going back out there again tonight, 651 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,490 so you mind your own goddamn business! 652 00:42:56,658 --> 00:42:59,034 You're saying a family is massacred by Indians 653 00:42:59,202 --> 00:43:01,954 on the road to Spearfish and one child may still be alive 654 00:43:02,121 --> 00:43:04,873 - and it's no one's concern... - What's this about a massacre? 655 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:06,875 Oh, for Christ's sake! God damn it! 656 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,919 I ain't going out there again tonight 657 00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:13,006 after I just made camp with my scalp by sheer dumb fucking luck! 658 00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,802 Ride out and show us the place. 659 00:43:25,770 --> 00:43:27,896 I'll guarantee your scalp. 660 00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:34,903 - You riding? - Yeah. 661 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:37,906 - We'll ride. - May I ride? 662 00:43:38,074 --> 00:43:40,659 I'd be honored to ride, infirmities permitting. 663 00:43:41,911 --> 00:43:43,370 Here we go. 664 00:43:55,258 --> 00:43:58,343 Wild Bill fucking Hickok. 665 00:43:59,554 --> 00:44:01,305 You were a marshal in Kansas? 666 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:03,265 Yeah. 667 00:44:03,433 --> 00:44:05,934 - And you? - Montana. 668 00:44:06,102 --> 00:44:09,855 - Come to your senses now? - Yes, sir. 669 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:14,151 The fella's story on this don't hold water. 670 00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:16,361 No, it don't. 671 00:44:22,410 --> 00:44:25,203 - What'd you give Driscoll? - 20 bucks. 672 00:44:25,371 --> 00:44:26,955 Free poke with Wanda. 673 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:30,125 - Half-smart mick that he is. - Yeah. 674 00:44:30,293 --> 00:44:32,336 Tim really fucked up with the dude, huh? 675 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,380 I guess the dude's case money. Dude only out here three days. 676 00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,799 How's the dude ask his people back home for more? 677 00:44:37,967 --> 00:44:40,635 - They're liable to send the Pinkertons. - So shut the dude down? 678 00:44:40,803 --> 00:44:42,554 You being his secret best friend, 679 00:44:42,722 --> 00:44:45,349 he'll want you out prospecting in the morning beside him. 680 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:46,975 That claim needs to pinch out. 681 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,603 Oughtn't take but a couple days, he ain't got much sand. 682 00:44:49,771 --> 00:44:52,105 Tim Driscoll needs to be seen to. 683 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:55,317 - No kidding now? - No kidding. 684 00:44:56,986 --> 00:44:58,779 Well, not that anybody asked, 685 00:44:58,946 --> 00:45:01,573 but I'd look to Trixie for danger before I'd look to Tim. 686 00:45:01,741 --> 00:45:03,575 No kidding! 687 00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:08,497 Jimmy says the Sioux massacred a family on the Spearfish Road. 688 00:45:08,664 --> 00:45:10,499 A hand come into Nuttall's No. 10 689 00:45:10,666 --> 00:45:13,085 - telling the story, Mr. Swearengen. - Who was he? 690 00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:14,669 I never seen him before. 691 00:45:14,837 --> 00:45:16,671 Can you get him over here? Is he still at Nuttall's? 692 00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:19,007 They're riding back out to where it happened. 693 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,176 Hickok and some others were riding with him. 694 00:45:21,344 --> 00:45:24,096 Did the hand look happy to be riding back out with Hickok? 695 00:45:24,263 --> 00:45:26,056 He didn't look too happy. 696 00:45:26,224 --> 00:45:29,893 How many people downstairs did you tell about this? 697 00:45:31,354 --> 00:45:33,313 - A few. - A few? 698 00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:38,485 You let him tell a few people downstairs before you bring this to me? 699 00:45:38,653 --> 00:45:40,362 Al, I brought him as soon as I heard! 700 00:45:40,530 --> 00:45:44,032 How many people do you think the people he talked to have talked to by now? 701 00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,328 I guarantee at this minute my entire fucking action downstairs is fucked up! 702 00:45:48,496 --> 00:45:51,748 Nobody's drinking, nobody's gambling, nobody's chasing tail. 703 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:54,209 I have to deal with that! 704 00:45:58,047 --> 00:46:00,132 You want $10 or a bottle of dope? 705 00:46:00,299 --> 00:46:03,009 Bottle of dope, please, Mr. Swearengen. 706 00:46:03,177 --> 00:46:06,555 - Give him a bottle of dope. - Come on, I'll take care of you. 707 00:46:10,268 --> 00:46:12,269 He's got a lot on his mind, Johnny. 708 00:46:31,330 --> 00:46:33,999 Quiet! Al's got words! 709 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:40,172 I guess when it starts pissing rain in here, 710 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:42,716 you know who to blame, huh? 711 00:46:42,884 --> 00:46:44,968 I know word's circulating, 712 00:46:45,136 --> 00:46:47,762 Indians killed a family on the Spearfish Road. 713 00:46:47,930 --> 00:46:51,057 Now it's not for me to tell anyone in this camp what to do, 714 00:46:51,225 --> 00:46:54,311 much as I don't want more people getting their throats cut, 715 00:46:54,479 --> 00:46:57,272 their scalps lifted, or any other godless thing 716 00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,442 that these godless bloodthirsty heathens do... 717 00:47:00,610 --> 00:47:03,278 or even if someone wants to ride out in darkest night, 718 00:47:03,446 --> 00:47:06,156 but I will tell you this: 719 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:09,284 I'd use tonight to get myself organized, 720 00:47:09,452 --> 00:47:13,246 ride out in the morning, clear-headed. 721 00:47:13,414 --> 00:47:15,540 And starting tomorrow morning, 722 00:47:15,708 --> 00:47:18,960 I will offer a personal $50 bounty 723 00:47:19,128 --> 00:47:21,004 for every decapitated head 724 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:24,382 of as many of these godless heathen cocksuckers 725 00:47:24,550 --> 00:47:27,677 as anyone can bring in, tomorrow, with no upper limit! 726 00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,347 That's all I say on that subject 727 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,140 except next round's on the house. 728 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:36,061 And God rest the souls of that family. 729 00:47:36,229 --> 00:47:37,646 Amen. 730 00:47:39,148 --> 00:47:41,858 Pussy's half-price next 15 minutes. 731 00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,370 Okay, ladies, let's go. 732 00:47:53,538 --> 00:47:57,499 She must have done some fancy fucking to keep Al from killing her. 733 00:48:12,473 --> 00:48:14,683 Where's Bill Hickok? 734 00:48:14,850 --> 00:48:16,726 Where's Charlie Utter? 735 00:48:17,853 --> 00:48:19,187 Give me a drink! 736 00:48:23,484 --> 00:48:26,695 It's all right, Al, I know you got a lot on your mind. 737 00:48:27,863 --> 00:48:29,823 That was one hell of a good talk. 738 00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:32,492 Look, you got everybody back at the tables, 739 00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:34,703 - doing what they do. - Tell you the truth, 740 00:48:34,870 --> 00:48:38,373 for murdering people on the road to Spearfish 741 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:41,710 my money'd be on Persimmon Phil. 742 00:48:41,877 --> 00:48:44,045 Make it look like Indians. 743 00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,214 That is his speciality. 744 00:48:48,259 --> 00:48:50,635 Is it true? 745 00:48:50,803 --> 00:48:52,804 Indians killing white people? 746 00:48:52,972 --> 00:48:55,390 That's the sewer mouth that follows Hickok around. 747 00:48:55,558 --> 00:48:56,725 Why are we standing here? 748 00:48:56,892 --> 00:48:59,019 Riding out tomorrow, daybreak. 749 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:01,479 Oh, really? 750 00:49:01,647 --> 00:49:03,023 Tomorrow? 751 00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:05,275 What's your fucking rush?! 752 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,944 I'm going now. 753 00:49:09,322 --> 00:49:11,072 Even without Bill. 754 00:49:12,116 --> 00:49:13,825 Even without Charlie. 755 00:49:15,578 --> 00:49:18,121 I know the road to Spearfish. 756 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,249 And I don't drink where I'm the only fucking one with balls! 757 00:49:28,090 --> 00:49:29,674 Let her go. 758 00:49:29,842 --> 00:49:31,926 She ain't taking any business with her. 759 00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:36,056 And don't forget to kill Tim. 760 00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,435 Wah! Yah! 761 00:53:18,612 --> 00:53:20,071 Get to your room. 762 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,699 You should be sleeping on a goddamn pew. 763 00:53:25,911 --> 00:53:27,662 You in love? 764 00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,889 Wake up, friend. Come on now. 765 00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:49,017 You know I don't intrude on the affairs of others. 766 00:53:50,853 --> 00:53:53,313 Problem enough keeping my own life straight. 767 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:57,901 When something's not my affair, I don't pretend it is. 768 00:54:00,404 --> 00:54:02,822 Contrariwise, 769 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:06,159 if you feel like talking about that headlight... 770 00:54:07,786 --> 00:54:09,871 I'll pay a dollar a minute to hear you. 771 00:54:11,415 --> 00:54:13,958 Get anything off your chest you feel like. 772 00:54:15,544 --> 00:54:17,962 What I got on my chest 773 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:19,964 don't concern you, Ellsworth. 774 00:54:27,348 --> 00:54:31,601 And fuck us all anyway for the limber-dick cocksuckers we are. 775 00:54:55,376 --> 00:54:58,419 - What is it? - Just hush, Tim. 776 00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:30,910 Doc! Get up! 777 00:55:32,204 --> 00:55:33,955 Doc! 778 00:55:34,123 --> 00:55:35,623 Doc! 779 00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:40,878 Doc! Wake up! 780 00:55:42,297 --> 00:55:43,881 Doc! 781 00:55:48,303 --> 00:55:49,887 Oh God... 782 00:56:01,984 --> 00:56:04,944 Wait for me, God damn it! 783 00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,821 Just hold on till I'm with you. 784 00:56:10,409 --> 00:56:13,953 She don't mean nothing, Doc. She's just excitable. 785 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:39,812 What kinda hand is your friend with a gun? 786 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:43,858 I don't feel qualified to say. 787 00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:50,990 I guess I done my duty 788 00:56:51,158 --> 00:56:53,701 and I was glad enough to help. 789 00:56:55,287 --> 00:56:57,872 Stick around, see if she lives. 790 00:56:58,040 --> 00:57:00,750 Nah, I was... 791 00:57:00,918 --> 00:57:03,753 glad enough to have done my duty and that little one 792 00:57:03,921 --> 00:57:05,546 will be in my prayers. 793 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:10,301 - Get down off your horse. - Listen to me. 794 00:57:10,469 --> 00:57:13,179 I'm an innocent man. It... 795 00:57:13,347 --> 00:57:15,348 it was them Indians, God damn it! 796 00:57:15,516 --> 00:57:18,976 Too much ransacking, and too many goods left behind. 797 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:20,895 Someone was after money. 798 00:57:21,063 --> 00:57:23,564 God damn it, if I had something to do with what happened, 799 00:57:23,732 --> 00:57:25,066 why'd I come to this camp, huh? 800 00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:28,069 Maybe when it got thick out there you ran. 801 00:57:29,154 --> 00:57:31,030 Maybe the others was going to ground, 802 00:57:31,198 --> 00:57:33,741 but you had to have pussy 803 00:57:33,909 --> 00:57:35,326 and get to a faro layout. 804 00:57:35,494 --> 00:57:38,579 I felt that way sometimes after a kill. 805 00:57:38,747 --> 00:57:40,706 Get down off your horse, 806 00:57:40,874 --> 00:57:43,543 or face the consequences. 807 00:58:00,102 --> 00:58:02,353 Was that you or me, Montana? 808 00:58:03,814 --> 00:58:06,691 My money'd be on you. 809 00:59:24,978 --> 00:59:26,938 Yeah?