1 00:00:26,983 --> 00:00:29,028 ♪ My lover 2 00:00:32,684 --> 00:00:35,141 Are you sure this is the best place? 3 00:00:35,165 --> 00:00:37,796 Isn't this near where they found all those bodies? 4 00:00:37,820 --> 00:00:39,754 Sweetheart, the only body I'm thinkin' 5 00:00:39,778 --> 00:00:41,997 about right now is yours. 6 00:00:43,173 --> 00:00:45,543 Come on, Todd, I'm serious. 7 00:00:45,567 --> 00:00:46,979 So am I. 8 00:00:47,003 --> 00:00:49,223 I've been thinkin' about you all day, 9 00:00:50,050 --> 00:00:52,486 and exactly what I am gonna do to you. 10 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:55,901 Come on, Todd. 11 00:00:55,925 --> 00:00:57,729 I'm not messing around. 12 00:00:57,753 --> 00:00:59,165 -Oh, you're not? -Hm-mm. 13 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:00,862 Isn't that what we came here to do? 14 00:01:00,886 --> 00:01:02,995 I just think we could be more comfortable 15 00:01:03,019 --> 00:01:05,282 at my parents' place. 16 00:01:08,720 --> 00:01:10,046 Your parents are nosy. 17 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:12,115 They just want what's best for me. 18 00:01:13,334 --> 00:01:15,118 I know what's best for you, baby girl. 19 00:01:18,382 --> 00:01:21,144 My God, you're impossible. 20 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:24,387 I'm trying to have like an actual conversation here. 21 00:01:25,650 --> 00:01:28,716 Sweetie, I'm listening to you, okay? 22 00:01:28,740 --> 00:01:30,283 I really am. 23 00:01:30,307 --> 00:01:33,156 If what you really want is for us to drive all the way back 24 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:36,289 to your parents so they can make us some chamomile tea 25 00:01:36,313 --> 00:01:39,162 and probably grill me about my college plans, 26 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,448 then that, 27 00:01:42,058 --> 00:01:43,320 is exactly, 28 00:01:44,408 --> 00:01:45,994 what, 29 00:01:46,018 --> 00:01:47,367 we'll do. 30 00:01:50,371 --> 00:01:51,696 Well? 31 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,280 I guess we can stay for a little longer. 32 00:01:55,245 --> 00:01:56,681 That's my girl. 33 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,406 What was that? 34 00:02:06,430 --> 00:02:08,911 I don't know. 35 00:02:09,781 --> 00:02:11,696 Okay, can you go and check it out? 36 00:02:12,523 --> 00:02:14,090 Yeah. 37 00:02:15,918 --> 00:02:17,137 Yeah, sure. 38 00:02:19,748 --> 00:02:26,233 ♪ And there's a home over your head ♪ 39 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,755 And that's what made Jane Austen 40 00:03:34,779 --> 00:03:38,498 such a revolutionary force in literature. 41 00:03:38,522 --> 00:03:41,284 She brought a level of psychological realism, 42 00:03:41,308 --> 00:03:45,113 not to mention physical realism to the English novel 43 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:46,637 that really had no parallel 44 00:03:46,661 --> 00:03:48,987 in the writers who came before her. 45 00:03:49,011 --> 00:03:52,730 In this sense, we could argue that Jane Austen invented 46 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:56,974 the English novel and the modern novel as we know it. 47 00:03:59,587 --> 00:04:02,087 We'll get into more detail on this next week. 48 00:04:02,111 --> 00:04:04,374 Please read chapters five through eight. 49 00:04:05,810 --> 00:04:07,202 Have a great weekend. 50 00:05:00,909 --> 00:05:02,408 This is DJ Coronary, 51 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:05,324 and that was "Medianoche" by a Dark Lunch. 52 00:05:05,348 --> 00:05:06,978 It's Friday, October 3rd, 53 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,657 which makes it exactly four weeks until Halloween. 54 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:16,140 Who's ready to get scary? 55 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,994 All right! 56 00:05:23,018 --> 00:05:25,301 All right, that's what we like to hear! 57 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,433 Now, I know you've all been working really hard, 58 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:29,261 getting ready for tonight. 59 00:05:29,285 --> 00:05:32,003 You are tired, you're stressed out, 60 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:34,048 you probably still have a few things 61 00:05:34,072 --> 00:05:37,530 to get done before we open at eight p.m. sharp. 62 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:39,532 So I'm gonna keep this brief, 63 00:05:39,556 --> 00:05:42,405 but I do just wanna take a moment 64 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:45,495 to remind ourselves why we're here. 65 00:05:45,519 --> 00:05:46,800 What are we doing here? 66 00:05:46,824 --> 00:05:49,131 What is this about? 67 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:55,592 This ground that we're standing on right now is sacred ground. 68 00:05:55,616 --> 00:05:59,750 And some would say cursed, but I don't see it that way. 69 00:06:03,058 --> 00:06:06,670 300 years ago, there was a massacre right here. 70 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:10,433 400 Piscataway Indians were slaughtered 71 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:12,696 by enraged white settlers. 72 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,438 This kind of thing happened all too often in the early days 73 00:06:15,462 --> 00:06:17,788 of this country because of greed, 74 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:20,684 because of hatred, because of ignorance. 75 00:06:22,991 --> 00:06:26,797 And those spirits are not at rest. 76 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:28,451 Those victims still cry out at night. 77 00:06:28,475 --> 00:06:30,148 I hear them. 78 00:06:30,172 --> 00:06:32,150 You guys know I live less than 100 yards away. 79 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:35,656 I'm telling you, I hear those ghosts at night. 80 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:39,703 Sometimes they keep me up into the wee hours. 81 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:46,643 So yeah, we're running a business here. 82 00:06:46,667 --> 00:06:48,819 We are entertainers. 83 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:52,213 People come out for the night from D.C., from Baltimore. 84 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:54,390 They wanna have a good time, 85 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,174 they wanna have a good burger, 86 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:59,656 and they wanna get good and scared, and that's great. 87 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:00,768 That's all great. 88 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,382 But I like to think we're also here to honor the dead. 89 00:07:07,339 --> 00:07:09,994 To be their voice when they can't speak for themselves. 90 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:14,453 So let's just, let's keep that in mind 91 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,827 as we go about our duties, all right? 92 00:07:18,002 --> 00:07:21,678 Let's be safe, let's have fun, 93 00:07:21,702 --> 00:07:24,071 and let's scare the shit outta some people, am I right? 94 00:07:24,095 --> 00:07:25,226 Woo! 95 00:07:28,056 --> 00:07:29,381 Ow! 96 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,643 All right, you all know your assignments, 97 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:32,515 so let's get into makeup and get set. 98 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:34,517 You have two hours. Go. 99 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:36,804 Go, go, go, go, go, go. 100 00:07:39,328 --> 00:07:40,653 Yo, yo, yo, cousin! 101 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:42,263 -Yes. -When'd you get here? 102 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:43,221 How was the drive? 103 00:07:43,245 --> 00:07:44,178 Good, man, good. 104 00:07:44,202 --> 00:07:45,441 I'm really happy to be here. 105 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:46,529 Oh, happy to have you, brother. 106 00:07:46,553 --> 00:07:47,530 Happy to have you. 107 00:07:47,554 --> 00:07:48,618 Yeah, this is gonna be fun. 108 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:49,662 Yeah, thanks a lot for just like, 109 00:07:49,686 --> 00:07:50,707 letting me come here and- 110 00:07:50,731 --> 00:07:52,186 Listen, don't thank me, okay? 111 00:07:52,210 --> 00:07:53,492 Don't thank me. 112 00:07:53,516 --> 00:07:54,841 You're gonna work your ass off. 113 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:56,713 You'll be cursin' my name before the night's out. 114 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:57,844 I doubt it. 115 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,412 You good, man? 116 00:08:00,436 --> 00:08:01,436 You need anything? 117 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,547 Just point me in the right direction. 118 00:08:04,571 --> 00:08:05,852 Oh, sure thing, yeah. 119 00:08:05,876 --> 00:08:07,027 Hey, Jacko? 120 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,638 Yeah? 121 00:08:08,662 --> 00:08:10,944 Can you show Fresh Meat here where he gets his face done? 122 00:08:10,968 --> 00:08:13,338 Yeah, sure. Just follow me. 123 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:15,035 Just follow Jacko. He'll get you situated. 124 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,167 All right. 125 00:08:16,191 --> 00:08:18,082 Come to me if you need anything, okay? 126 00:08:18,106 --> 00:08:19,083 All right, thanks man. 127 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:20,476 Sure thing. 128 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,806 So good to see you, I'll see you back at the house. 129 00:08:26,984 --> 00:08:28,029 -Hey. -Hi. 130 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,269 So you're Mark's cousin? 131 00:08:31,293 --> 00:08:32,792 Yeah. Zach. 132 00:08:32,816 --> 00:08:34,751 I'm Jacko. Nice to meet you. 133 00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:35,752 You've been doin' this awhile? 134 00:08:35,776 --> 00:08:38,232 Oh, about 15 years. 135 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:39,495 -Whoa. -Yeah. 136 00:08:39,519 --> 00:08:41,235 I was here when Mark started this place 137 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:42,391 many moons ago. 138 00:08:43,479 --> 00:08:45,196 Anything I should know about it? 139 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:46,806 It's a blast, man. 140 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:50,593 Just relax and enjoy yourself. 141 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,009 This is a magical place. 142 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:59,950 Is it true about the massacre and everything? 143 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:01,604 I doubt it. 144 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:03,562 Mark likes to tell stories. 145 00:09:03,586 --> 00:09:06,154 So, you've never seen a ghost here? 146 00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:08,809 Well, no, I didn't say that. 147 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:21,145 ♪ Through the morning rain 148 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:23,974 ♪ I thought they were gone again ♪ 149 00:09:23,998 --> 00:09:25,236 Get in line, muchacho. 150 00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,522 This is where the magic happens. 151 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:38,839 ♪ It's Halloween 152 00:09:43,104 --> 00:09:45,714 ♪ It's Halloween for you 153 00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:52,916 You ever been a walking skeleton before? 154 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,874 Not that I can remember. 155 00:09:54,898 --> 00:09:56,528 You're gonna love it. 156 00:09:56,552 --> 00:09:57,684 Wait till you see. 157 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,272 So, how long have you worked here? 158 00:10:01,296 --> 00:10:03,361 A couple years. 159 00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,213 Do you go to school around here or? 160 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,042 Yeah, I did. 161 00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,762 Kinda takin' a couple years off before I go to college. 162 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:15,571 That's smart, consider your options. 163 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,095 Exactly. 164 00:10:20,271 --> 00:10:22,685 Do you go to school around here? 165 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,643 Yeah, I'm at Philips-Howard. 166 00:10:24,667 --> 00:10:25,668 I'm a senior. 167 00:10:26,364 --> 00:10:28,299 Philips-Howard, is that... 168 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,040 That's a boarding school, right? 169 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:31,108 Yeah. 170 00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:33,391 What are you, rich? 171 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:36,679 No, just smart. 172 00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:40,422 Well, I guess that's the next best thing. 173 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,512 All right, let's take a look. 174 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:50,234 You like it? 175 00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:52,652 It's like I'm looking at the real me for the first time. 176 00:10:54,088 --> 00:10:55,916 I'll take that as a yes. 177 00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:58,483 All right, next customer. 178 00:11:02,923 --> 00:11:04,664 It's nice to meet you, Zach. 179 00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,276 Yeah, you too. 180 00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:25,661 Okay, so this spot is pretty simple. 181 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,140 You're gonna hide behind the scarecrow, 182 00:11:27,164 --> 00:11:29,142 jump out and scare people. 183 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,755 If someone seems a little nervous, definitely target them. 184 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:35,583 You can also kinda walk along beside them, get too close. 185 00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:37,455 That freaks 'em out sometimes. 186 00:11:37,479 --> 00:11:39,239 You don't need to say anything. 187 00:11:39,263 --> 00:11:41,309 It's usually scarier if you don't. 188 00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:43,746 Any last questions? 189 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,377 When will I know when it's time to leave? 190 00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,508 Oh, someone will come find you. 191 00:11:47,532 --> 00:11:48,945 Don't worry about it. 192 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:50,642 All right, have fun. See you after. 193 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:52,928 Thanks, man. See you soon. 194 00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,343 Jesus man, what are you supposed to be? 195 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,433 Aw, I think he wants to be friends. 196 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,826 Hey, nice meetin' you, man. 197 00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:36,016 I really wanna get outta here. 198 00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:40,953 Oh my God! 199 00:12:40,977 --> 00:12:42,650 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 200 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,348 -Trisha, don't be such a wuss. -Did you see that guy? 201 00:12:44,372 --> 00:12:45,721 He's fucking creepy! 202 00:12:59,822 --> 00:13:00,973 Oh! 203 00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,259 Yo, Jesus, man! 204 00:13:04,392 --> 00:13:05,827 Oh, absolutely not. 205 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:09,048 Oh, fuck! 206 00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:22,671 Come on guys, are we open or what? 207 00:13:28,242 --> 00:13:29,243 Hm. 208 00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,289 Guess they forgot about me. 209 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:32,001 Uh, hello? 210 00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:36,310 Do you know if we're closed or what? 211 00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,245 I just left my station. 212 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,315 I was told somebody would come and get me. 213 00:14:48,539 --> 00:14:50,300 Hey, look, I'm a scarer too, 214 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,345 so, you don't have to scare me. 215 00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:53,980 I mean, I'm not scared, 216 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,157 so just cut it out. 217 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,298 Okay, seriously, this isn't funny, man. 218 00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,668 I know you're just another staff member, 219 00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:11,692 so if you could please... 220 00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,751 I'm sorry. 221 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,710 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 222 00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:54,886 I can't help it. We do that to all the new staff. 223 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,540 Yeah, it's cool, it's cool. 224 00:15:56,564 --> 00:15:57,845 I wasn't that scared. 225 00:15:57,869 --> 00:15:59,804 You were fuckin' terrified. 226 00:15:59,828 --> 00:16:01,980 Okay, yeah, I was terrified. 227 00:16:02,004 --> 00:16:03,025 Here, come on. 228 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,330 -Let's get a beer. -All right. 229 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:06,028 You have a good time tonight? 230 00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,943 Great time. It's amazing. 231 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,074 Scare some people? 232 00:16:09,098 --> 00:16:10,989 Actually, yes. 233 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,730 You honor the ghosts? 234 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,775 I think so. Yeah. 235 00:16:14,799 --> 00:16:15,844 Good, man. 236 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,983 To the dead. 237 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:25,809 To the dead. 238 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:36,778 She's single. 239 00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,452 That's what I heard. 240 00:16:39,476 --> 00:16:40,932 A little too old for me, you think? 241 00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,673 Hm. No, no, no. 242 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,717 You need an older woman. 243 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:44,980 Keep you in line. 244 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,416 Here, let's go talk to her. Come on. 245 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,504 Wait, hey, you don't need too... 246 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:48,833 No, come on, come on. 247 00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:52,465 Hey, newbie. 248 00:16:52,489 --> 00:16:53,597 How was your first night? 249 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:55,555 Best night of my life. 250 00:16:55,579 --> 00:16:57,470 Oh, that's what we like to hear. 251 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,994 Sarah, you know my cousin Zach, right? 252 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,430 Do I know him? 253 00:17:00,454 --> 00:17:02,084 I'm the reason he looks so terrifying. 254 00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:03,548 I actually think it's an improvement. 255 00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:05,783 -Hey, Jacko, you got a second? -Yeah. 256 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,393 I wanna talk to you about that swooping skeleton. 257 00:17:07,417 --> 00:17:09,613 Oh yeah. Okay. This is a tricky one. 258 00:17:09,637 --> 00:17:11,093 If you don't push too hard on the lever, it's fine. 259 00:17:11,117 --> 00:17:13,225 If you do, it gathers too much speed. 260 00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,444 Honestly, it's a tough thing to fix 261 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,837 because that motor only has two speeds. 262 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,883 Didn't know you were Mark's cousin. 263 00:17:18,907 --> 00:17:20,406 You don't see the resemblance? 264 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,129 Now that you mention it, no. 265 00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:29,633 Hey, I like your necklace. 266 00:17:29,657 --> 00:17:30,808 Oh, thank you. 267 00:17:30,832 --> 00:17:33,376 Does it mean something or? 268 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,334 Yeah. 269 00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,468 It's a Native American charm. 270 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,688 It's supposed to help you commune with the spirits. 271 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:42,844 Does it work? 272 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:45,020 You'd be surprised. 273 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:48,589 ♪ The light's getting dim 274 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:55,311 So that's it? 275 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:56,268 You're all outta questions. 276 00:17:56,292 --> 00:17:58,314 No, no, no, I have a question. 277 00:17:58,338 --> 00:17:59,663 Okay. 278 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:00,688 What... 279 00:18:01,732 --> 00:18:03,343 what terrifies you? 280 00:18:05,345 --> 00:18:07,671 That's kind of an intense question. 281 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,262 I guess I'm kind of intense. 282 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:12,352 It's not the worst thing. 283 00:18:16,051 --> 00:18:17,159 Spiders. 284 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:18,377 Really? 285 00:18:18,401 --> 00:18:19,335 Absolutely. 286 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,423 They're fucking terrifying. 287 00:18:20,447 --> 00:18:22,120 But they're so tiny. 288 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,861 Well, fears aren't rational, Zach. 289 00:18:23,885 --> 00:18:26,757 Well, some are, aren't they? 290 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:30,563 You're very deep. 291 00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:31,675 I like to think so. 292 00:18:33,982 --> 00:18:35,157 Okay, what about you? 293 00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:38,093 Werewolves. 294 00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,268 What, what, what? 295 00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:41,183 That's totally rational. 296 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,749 Oh no, you're right. 297 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:43,837 You're totally right. 298 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,056 Very scary. 299 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:46,515 Fucking terrifying. 300 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:52,324 All right, well, if you protect me from spiders, 301 00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,089 I'll protect you from werewolves. 302 00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,633 It's a deal. 303 00:18:56,657 --> 00:19:00,574 ♪ Keep your head up 304 00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:17,765 How'd it go? 305 00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:19,810 Jesus. 306 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,093 You scared the crap outta me. 307 00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,660 Sorry. 308 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,077 What are you doing standing there in the dark? 309 00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:28,273 I got good night vision. 310 00:19:28,297 --> 00:19:30,430 I usually don't think to turn on a light. 311 00:19:31,561 --> 00:19:34,347 So [throat clears], how'd it go with Sarah? 312 00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:36,890 I think well. 313 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,675 Yeah, we just talked. 314 00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:39,719 No smooching? 315 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,504 No. 316 00:19:41,528 --> 00:19:43,897 Oh, that's too bad. 317 00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:45,551 Thought there might've been some smooching. 318 00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:46,770 No, no, no. 319 00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,491 We just, we had a really good talk. 320 00:19:49,405 --> 00:19:50,817 She's really cool. 321 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:52,060 She is cool. 322 00:19:52,930 --> 00:19:55,455 And hot and cool. 323 00:19:56,064 --> 00:19:57,476 You could do a lot worse. 324 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,478 Yeah, we'll see, you know? 325 00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,523 We'll see. 326 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:01,809 Amen to that, brother. 327 00:20:05,116 --> 00:20:06,529 You should get some sleep, all right? 328 00:20:06,553 --> 00:20:09,271 Make sure you turn the lights off when you come up. 329 00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:10,663 There's still no light on. 330 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:12,515 It's a joke, compadre. 331 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,841 I get it. 332 00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,040 Sleep well. 333 00:20:32,318 --> 00:20:33,469 Good morning, cousin. 334 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:35,035 How'd you sleep? 335 00:20:35,059 --> 00:20:36,080 Like the dead. 336 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:38,038 Well, that's appropriate. 337 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,910 You remember Susie, don't you? 338 00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:40,911 Hey, Zach. 339 00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:44,262 It's good to see you. 340 00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,656 Yo, thank you so much for letting me crash here. 341 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,266 It's no problem. 342 00:20:48,290 --> 00:20:49,465 We're happy to have you. 343 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,271 Girls, you remember your cousin, Zach? 344 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:54,011 Hey, Zach. 345 00:20:54,035 --> 00:20:55,404 Hey, Maddie. 346 00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,362 You look a lot bigger than the last time I saw you. 347 00:20:57,386 --> 00:20:59,843 I grew two inches in the last year. 348 00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:01,323 That is awesome. 349 00:21:01,347 --> 00:21:02,846 I'm gonna be taller than Mom. 350 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,848 Not for a few more years. 351 00:21:04,872 --> 00:21:06,153 I know. 352 00:21:06,177 --> 00:21:07,154 What are you watchin'? 353 00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:08,286 Something she shouldn't 354 00:21:08,310 --> 00:21:10,201 be watching at the kitchen table. 355 00:21:10,225 --> 00:21:12,334 I told you, I'm almost done. 356 00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:13,683 Mm hm. 357 00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:15,032 Wait, 358 00:21:15,056 --> 00:21:17,339 is this one of those like housewives shows? 359 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,731 That's Ashley Delaso. 360 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,235 She's really pretty. 361 00:21:21,889 --> 00:21:22,648 Like you look ridiculous right now. 362 00:21:22,672 --> 00:21:24,346 Yep, real classy. 363 00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,477 Mm hm. 364 00:21:25,501 --> 00:21:27,305 Doesn't seem very nice, though. 365 00:21:27,329 --> 00:21:29,157 She's just speaking her truth. 366 00:21:30,071 --> 00:21:32,552 Hey, yo, cousin, you want a breakfast sandwich? 367 00:21:33,379 --> 00:21:34,704 Yes, please. 368 00:21:34,728 --> 00:21:36,880 You want ham, bacon, both? 369 00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:38,316 Both, please. 370 00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:39,907 -Thank you. -You got it. 371 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:45,347 So, how's your mom doing? 372 00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,369 She's... 373 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,196 Yeah, she's okay. 374 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:50,763 Better. 375 00:21:50,787 --> 00:21:53,070 They think she might be able to come home in a couple months. 376 00:21:53,094 --> 00:21:54,269 Well, that's good. 377 00:21:55,792 --> 00:21:58,926 You know, you're welcome to stay here anytime you want. 378 00:22:00,406 --> 00:22:02,514 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 379 00:22:02,538 --> 00:22:04,603 Honestly, it's no trouble. 380 00:22:04,627 --> 00:22:05,822 Right, girls? 381 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:07,935 It's really not. We're happy to have you. 382 00:22:08,762 --> 00:22:09,739 Thanks, Maddie. 383 00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:10,851 That's... 384 00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:12,829 Thanks. 385 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:14,221 My pleasure. 386 00:22:14,245 --> 00:22:17,137 All right, ladies and germs. 387 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:18,225 Let's eat. 388 00:22:18,249 --> 00:22:19,096 -Oh. -Let's see. 389 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,445 No, no cheese? 390 00:22:20,469 --> 00:22:21,707 No cheese. There you go. 391 00:22:21,731 --> 00:22:22,795 Thank you, honey. 392 00:22:22,819 --> 00:22:24,125 -Thank you. -Of course. 393 00:22:41,142 --> 00:22:42,075 How was that? 394 00:22:42,099 --> 00:22:43,381 That was good. 395 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,513 Yeah, I think you're gettin' the hang of it. 396 00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:45,862 I'll let you send just a couple more 397 00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:47,686 and then I think you're good to go without me. 398 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,432 All right, step right up, sir. 399 00:22:50,456 --> 00:22:51,781 Here we go, here we go. 400 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:52,912 And you're gonna step up there. 401 00:22:52,936 --> 00:22:54,547 My boy Zach can take it from here. 402 00:22:55,591 --> 00:22:56,766 -Hey, there. -Whew. 403 00:23:00,161 --> 00:23:02,574 -All right. -You're the trainee? 404 00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:03,730 Yes, sir. 405 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,448 So, should I be worried? 406 00:23:06,472 --> 00:23:08,406 No, man, we got you. 407 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,800 All right then. Let's do this. 408 00:23:10,824 --> 00:23:13,368 All right, whenever you're ready, sir, 409 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:14,915 you can go ahead and step out. 410 00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:18,808 Has anyone ever died doing this? 411 00:23:18,832 --> 00:23:20,136 None so far tonight. 412 00:23:21,356 --> 00:23:24,359 All right then, here I go. 413 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,579 Whoa! 414 00:23:40,680 --> 00:23:42,508 Who's that talking to Mark? 415 00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,336 Oh, shit. 416 00:23:45,989 --> 00:23:47,837 Hey, you good to run this on your own? 417 00:23:47,861 --> 00:23:49,142 Yeah, I'm... 418 00:23:49,166 --> 00:23:50,230 -Yeah. -Okay, great. 419 00:23:50,254 --> 00:23:51,342 Have fun. 420 00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:55,714 -No, no. -You know what you did. 421 00:23:55,738 --> 00:23:56,846 You know what you did. 422 00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,369 You come here, you steal our stuff. 423 00:23:58,393 --> 00:23:59,675 You're not allowed to be here. 424 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,396 I'm a little bit scared. 425 00:24:02,702 --> 00:24:04,593 It's okay, it's okay to be scared. 426 00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:07,204 This cable can hold up a cow, though. 427 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:08,423 Seriously. We've tried it. 428 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,076 Really? 429 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:12,407 I swear to God, we got cows comin' down here all the time. 430 00:24:12,886 --> 00:24:14,844 Here, lemme just clip you in here. 431 00:24:18,892 --> 00:24:20,783 I agree, we don't need to have it anymore. 432 00:24:20,807 --> 00:24:22,417 Go, go. 433 00:24:24,071 --> 00:24:26,136 I'm not sure I wanna do this. 434 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:28,138 You got this, bud. 435 00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:29,400 You'll be fine. 436 00:24:29,424 --> 00:24:30,599 You feel that cable? 437 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,950 It's not goin' anywhere, okay? 438 00:24:35,082 --> 00:24:37,016 Can you just push me? 439 00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:38,931 -You want me to? -Yes, please. 440 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:40,063 All right, here we go. 441 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,064 Have fun. 442 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:43,829 Wait, I wasn't ready! 443 00:25:04,590 --> 00:25:05,567 Compadre. 444 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:06,698 How was the zip line? 445 00:25:06,722 --> 00:25:07,854 Any casualties? 446 00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:10,159 Couple of near heart attacks. 447 00:25:11,205 --> 00:25:12,225 Other than that. 448 00:25:12,249 --> 00:25:13,575 Excellent, good work. 449 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:15,446 We're gonna put you on something else tomorrow. 450 00:25:15,470 --> 00:25:17,950 I want you to try everything before the month is out. 451 00:25:21,607 --> 00:25:24,107 Hey, what was that issue? 452 00:25:24,131 --> 00:25:25,935 Earlier on, you were talkin' to someone. 453 00:25:25,959 --> 00:25:28,198 You and Jacko both seemed a little upset. 454 00:25:28,222 --> 00:25:29,440 Oh, that was... 455 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:31,660 It's nothin'. 456 00:25:32,226 --> 00:25:34,857 It's just a guy we don't like very much. 457 00:25:34,881 --> 00:25:36,249 You can ask Jacko about it. 458 00:25:36,273 --> 00:25:38,319 I'm gonna go get a beer. 459 00:25:43,498 --> 00:25:45,195 Hey, man. How'd the zip line go? 460 00:25:46,109 --> 00:25:47,826 Actually, really well. 461 00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,480 We only lost a couple people. 462 00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:50,960 Oh, it happens, yeah. 463 00:25:50,984 --> 00:25:53,266 Hey, I'm sorry I had to ditch ya. 464 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:54,703 I saw Mark talkin' to the enemy. 465 00:25:54,727 --> 00:25:57,140 I thought I should intervene before it came to blows. 466 00:25:57,164 --> 00:25:58,620 Who is the enemy? 467 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:02,058 Oh, just some jackass who used to work here. 468 00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:04,495 We call him Captain Ahab because he limps everywhere 469 00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,019 and he's also bitter and crazy. 470 00:26:07,043 --> 00:26:08,194 He works for Phantom Wood now 471 00:26:08,218 --> 00:26:09,544 but he's always snoopin' around tryin' 472 00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:12,111 to steal our ideas and our staff. 473 00:26:12,135 --> 00:26:14,573 Wait, what is Phantom Wood? 474 00:26:15,356 --> 00:26:16,812 You don't know? 475 00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,465 It's our rival haunt. 476 00:26:18,489 --> 00:26:19,684 They call it Phantom Wood 477 00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:21,120 because The Haunted Forest was already taken 478 00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:23,122 but they've been ripping off 479 00:26:23,146 --> 00:26:25,342 everything we've done for years. 480 00:26:25,366 --> 00:26:27,170 Like imitation is flattery, 481 00:26:27,194 --> 00:26:29,825 but these guys, they're not even good at imitation 482 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:31,348 and their haunt sucks. 483 00:26:31,372 --> 00:26:33,461 It just sucks. 484 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:36,638 Mark thinks it makes us look bad too. 485 00:26:43,645 --> 00:26:46,493 What really sucks is I used to like that guy. 486 00:26:46,517 --> 00:26:47,973 We were kayaking buddies and he was good. 487 00:26:47,997 --> 00:26:49,433 Like, really good. 488 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:52,674 And then he took a bad swim below Great Falls, 489 00:26:52,698 --> 00:26:55,285 got pretty banged up on some rocks on the way down. 490 00:26:55,309 --> 00:26:57,809 Had to have like 19 pins put into his right knee. 491 00:26:57,833 --> 00:26:58,878 That's why he limps. 492 00:26:59,530 --> 00:27:01,596 And it totally changed him. 493 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,206 He blamed me. 494 00:27:03,230 --> 00:27:04,250 He blamed Mark. 495 00:27:04,274 --> 00:27:07,234 He blamed everyone but himself. 496 00:27:11,368 --> 00:27:13,390 Anyway, it's not worth dwelling on. 497 00:27:13,414 --> 00:27:15,827 Hey um, you should find Sarah. 498 00:27:15,851 --> 00:27:17,220 She's lookin' for you. 499 00:27:17,244 --> 00:27:18,569 Really? 500 00:27:18,593 --> 00:27:19,899 Yes, really. 501 00:27:20,943 --> 00:27:21,920 Okay. 502 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:23,642 I guess I'll go find her. 503 00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:26,600 Yeah, do that. 504 00:27:37,830 --> 00:27:39,895 But with the rising of the moon, 505 00:27:39,919 --> 00:27:42,549 the scene changes. 506 00:27:42,573 --> 00:27:46,665 Shadows race across the gravestones, like living things. 507 00:27:46,969 --> 00:27:51,602 A breeze stirs in the trees beyond the railings, 508 00:27:51,626 --> 00:27:53,735 and something deeply buried 509 00:27:53,759 --> 00:27:56,805 begins to stir to life once more. 510 00:28:02,332 --> 00:28:04,441 This movie's gonna put me to sleep. 511 00:28:04,465 --> 00:28:05,771 It gets good, I promise. 512 00:28:07,033 --> 00:28:08,208 I don't believe you. 513 00:28:09,775 --> 00:28:10,969 I'm gonna make coffee. 514 00:28:10,993 --> 00:28:12,014 Seriously? 515 00:28:12,038 --> 00:28:12,971 It's 9:30. 516 00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,408 Yeah, and I know you. 517 00:28:15,432 --> 00:28:16,758 We're gonna finish the movie 518 00:28:16,782 --> 00:28:18,760 and you're gonna wanna stay up to talk about it, 519 00:28:18,784 --> 00:28:20,892 so if I don't get caffeine in my system 520 00:28:20,916 --> 00:28:23,091 in the next 10 minutes, I'm literally going... 521 00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:33,015 Did you get the question... 522 00:28:34,321 --> 00:28:36,212 That doesn't look like biology. 523 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,411 Sure, it is. 524 00:28:38,151 --> 00:28:39,151 Zombies. 525 00:28:39,456 --> 00:28:40,651 Biology. 526 00:28:40,675 --> 00:28:42,218 You know this test is in a week, right? 527 00:28:42,242 --> 00:28:43,915 Yes, I do. 528 00:28:43,939 --> 00:28:45,027 Zach? 529 00:28:46,115 --> 00:28:48,291 Zach, look at me. 530 00:28:50,076 --> 00:28:51,575 Look, you've always been a space case, 531 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:52,707 but this is getting ridiculous. 532 00:28:52,731 --> 00:28:54,447 Where is your head at? What's goin' on? 533 00:28:54,471 --> 00:28:56,145 It's hard to explain. 534 00:28:56,169 --> 00:28:57,387 Try me. 535 00:28:58,998 --> 00:29:00,889 It's this haunted forest thing 536 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,325 you know that I've been doing on the weekends. 537 00:29:02,349 --> 00:29:03,587 Mm hm. 538 00:29:03,611 --> 00:29:06,285 It just seems so much more exciting, 539 00:29:06,309 --> 00:29:10,183 interesting and real than being here. 540 00:29:11,097 --> 00:29:12,639 Dressing like a zombie 541 00:29:12,663 --> 00:29:14,598 and running around chasing people is more real than school? 542 00:29:14,622 --> 00:29:16,208 I mean, kind of. 543 00:29:16,232 --> 00:29:18,297 Yeah, kind of. 544 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:20,280 I mean, this place is amazing. 545 00:29:21,411 --> 00:29:23,825 It's like a whole carnival of death. 546 00:29:23,849 --> 00:29:26,349 And that's a good thing? 547 00:29:26,373 --> 00:29:27,393 I like it. 548 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,004 Yeah, but you're a weirdo. 549 00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,856 -Always have been. -Mm. 550 00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:36,968 Okay, I'll make you a deal. 551 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,317 Gimme 20 minutes. 552 00:29:38,341 --> 00:29:40,711 The next 20 minutes, I quiz you, you quiz me, 553 00:29:40,735 --> 00:29:42,191 and if you can give me 20 minutes 554 00:29:42,215 --> 00:29:45,847 of unadulterated studying without drawing, 555 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:49,372 then I will let you pick the movie that we watch tonight. 556 00:29:49,396 --> 00:29:50,895 Any movie? 557 00:29:50,919 --> 00:29:53,376 Just don't give me nightmares for the rest of my life. 558 00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,856 -No promises. -I hate you. 559 00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:57,534 Okay, wait, let me find the chapter to quiz you on. 560 00:30:00,059 --> 00:30:01,234 Okay, no wait. 561 00:30:02,061 --> 00:30:03,908 The... 562 00:30:03,932 --> 00:30:07,085 Okay, so this is a rough endoplasmic reticulum, 563 00:30:07,109 --> 00:30:09,981 and these structures are ribosomes. 564 00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:30,393 Ladies and goblins, girls and ghouls, 565 00:30:30,698 --> 00:30:35,070 don't forget to pick up your tickets to the Trail of Doom. 566 00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:37,942 Try the cotton candy at the Witch's Hut. 567 00:30:37,966 --> 00:30:40,597 We are not allowed to reveal the ingredients. 568 00:30:40,621 --> 00:30:43,426 Let's just say none of it is legal 569 00:30:43,450 --> 00:30:47,192 and you eat it at your own risk. 570 00:30:53,112 --> 00:30:54,654 You see how that works? 571 00:30:54,678 --> 00:30:56,265 Obviously with no chain on it, 572 00:30:56,289 --> 00:30:57,594 it's completely harmless. 573 00:30:59,466 --> 00:31:02,556 Yeah, it feels a little weird but other than that... 574 00:31:04,819 --> 00:31:06,536 Normally we just chase people around. 575 00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:08,190 We don't actually touch 'em with it. 576 00:31:08,214 --> 00:31:10,453 But if you're bored, feel free. 577 00:31:10,477 --> 00:31:12,305 It does usually get a good reaction. 578 00:31:13,567 --> 00:31:14,655 Any questions? 579 00:31:16,222 --> 00:31:18,156 Yeah, where do you keep the chains? 580 00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:21,420 That's on a need to know basis. 581 00:31:21,444 --> 00:31:22,508 You good? 582 00:31:22,532 --> 00:31:23,945 Yeah. 583 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,666 -Kick ass. -All right. 584 00:32:08,535 --> 00:32:12,950 You're a little jumpy, new guy. 585 00:32:12,974 --> 00:32:14,473 Serves me right. 586 00:32:14,497 --> 00:32:16,258 I've been doing that to people all night. 587 00:32:16,282 --> 00:32:18,521 Ah, turnabout's fair play they say. 588 00:32:18,545 --> 00:32:19,522 Do they say that? 589 00:32:19,546 --> 00:32:20,653 Who says that? 590 00:32:20,677 --> 00:32:22,592 I don't know, old people. 591 00:32:24,116 --> 00:32:25,726 Hey, can I show you something? 592 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,357 Is it something terrifying? 593 00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:29,425 Of course. 594 00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,688 Then lead on. 595 00:32:46,051 --> 00:32:48,227 Well, so far I'm not terrified. 596 00:32:51,012 --> 00:32:52,057 Close your eyes. 597 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:00,065 Do you feel it? 598 00:33:01,414 --> 00:33:03,155 I'm not sure. 599 00:33:08,421 --> 00:33:09,988 This is the burial ground. 600 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,947 The 400 Piscataway Indians, 601 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:17,038 men, women, and children. 602 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:24,872 They were shot, hanged and cut into pieces. 603 00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:31,618 They were all buried in a mass grave right here. 604 00:33:32,749 --> 00:33:34,423 But Jacko said that story was bullshit. 605 00:33:34,447 --> 00:33:36,101 Jacko doesn't know everything. 606 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,191 Well, I'm sure that's true. 607 00:33:44,457 --> 00:33:45,849 I come out here sometimes. 608 00:33:47,025 --> 00:33:48,026 Just to... 609 00:33:49,897 --> 00:33:50,898 kinda... 610 00:33:51,986 --> 00:33:52,987 be... 611 00:33:53,292 --> 00:33:54,989 with the spirits. 612 00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,881 I don't know if that's too strange or... 613 00:33:57,905 --> 00:34:00,734 No, it's nice. 614 00:34:05,652 --> 00:34:08,394 We actually have a group. 615 00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:12,833 It's kind of a little club, I guess. 616 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:18,380 We get together sometimes and meditate 617 00:34:18,404 --> 00:34:21,407 and do traditional chanting. 618 00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:27,543 Try to make a connection, you know, with the other side. 619 00:34:29,154 --> 00:34:31,001 I don't know if that's something you'd be interested in, but... 620 00:34:31,025 --> 00:34:34,004 No, yes, absolutely. 621 00:34:34,028 --> 00:34:35,160 Sign me up. 622 00:34:39,251 --> 00:34:41,229 Hey, close your eyes again. 623 00:34:41,253 --> 00:34:42,752 Why? 624 00:34:42,776 --> 00:34:44,169 It's a trust exercise. 625 00:34:45,126 --> 00:34:46,147 Don't you trust me? 626 00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,911 Should I trust you? 627 00:34:48,695 --> 00:34:51,175 Just give it a shot. 628 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:16,264 Okay. 629 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:18,788 Well, I'm glad I trusted you. 630 00:35:18,812 --> 00:35:20,422 Told you it was worth a shot. 631 00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:00,941 Thank you all for coming to this unscheduled meeting. 632 00:36:02,812 --> 00:36:04,268 A lot of you have probably heard already 633 00:36:04,292 --> 00:36:07,382 about what we found on the zip line this morning. 634 00:36:08,688 --> 00:36:11,169 Those of you that haven't, Jacko was... 635 00:36:15,651 --> 00:36:16,957 Jacko was found dead. 636 00:36:18,959 --> 00:36:21,590 At this point we don't know what happened 637 00:36:21,614 --> 00:36:23,224 or how it happened. 638 00:36:24,834 --> 00:36:26,923 He was hanging from the zip line. 639 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:31,319 It's not clear whether this was an accident or if... 640 00:36:33,278 --> 00:36:34,844 Yeah, we don't know. 641 00:36:36,498 --> 00:36:38,259 Obviously, we're cooperating with the police. 642 00:36:38,283 --> 00:36:39,825 I've spoken with Jacko's family 643 00:36:39,849 --> 00:36:42,200 who were obviously devastated. 644 00:36:44,550 --> 00:36:47,268 If any of you know anything 645 00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,619 about what Jacko might've been thinking 646 00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:55,580 or about anything at all, 647 00:36:55,604 --> 00:36:59,173 please do not hesitate to come find me and talk to me. 648 00:37:01,915 --> 00:37:04,831 This is a terrible time for all of us here at The Forest. 649 00:37:05,962 --> 00:37:08,158 Jacko worked here for a long time. 650 00:37:08,182 --> 00:37:10,291 He was one of our best employees. 651 00:37:10,315 --> 00:37:13,883 He put his heart and soul into this place, 652 00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:16,949 and we are gonna do everything we can 653 00:37:16,973 --> 00:37:18,801 to honor him in the weeks to come. 654 00:37:20,020 --> 00:37:21,476 And if any of you are are struggling 655 00:37:21,500 --> 00:37:24,522 to process this in any way, 656 00:37:24,546 --> 00:37:26,896 please know that we will be here for you. 657 00:37:27,723 --> 00:37:28,811 Okay? 658 00:37:35,862 --> 00:37:38,841 So look, I hesitate to even bring this up 659 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:41,781 on a day when so many of us are shocked and grieving, 660 00:37:42,564 --> 00:37:45,326 but we do have to think about the good of The Forest. 661 00:37:45,350 --> 00:37:48,503 So please, if a member of the press approaches you, 662 00:37:48,527 --> 00:37:50,137 no comment. 663 00:37:50,572 --> 00:37:51,941 All media inquiries should go to the office. 664 00:37:51,965 --> 00:37:53,464 They should be official. 665 00:37:53,488 --> 00:37:57,381 They should not be handled by individual staff members. 666 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:58,730 The last thing we need are a lot 667 00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:00,602 of unkind rumors swirling around this place. 668 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:02,802 Jacko would not have wanted that. 669 00:38:03,890 --> 00:38:04,978 We don't want that. 670 00:38:07,241 --> 00:38:08,349 Until we have a better sense 671 00:38:08,373 --> 00:38:09,872 of what happened and how it happened, 672 00:38:09,896 --> 00:38:14,248 let's please just keep this in the family, all right? 673 00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:21,473 Does anyone have any questions? 674 00:38:23,736 --> 00:38:25,912 Does anyone have anything they would like to add? 675 00:38:31,961 --> 00:38:34,311 Okay, let's get to work. 676 00:38:35,269 --> 00:38:36,444 Show must go on. 677 00:38:49,849 --> 00:38:51,174 You doin' all right? 678 00:38:51,198 --> 00:38:54,438 Yeah, I'm just stunned. 679 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,614 Me too, man. 680 00:38:56,638 --> 00:38:57,726 Me too. 681 00:39:26,189 --> 00:39:27,321 You okay? 682 00:39:41,509 --> 00:39:42,771 I'm so sorry. 683 00:39:44,425 --> 00:39:45,794 I didn't really know him that well, 684 00:39:45,818 --> 00:39:47,820 but he seemed like a really good guy. 685 00:39:48,647 --> 00:39:49,996 He was. 686 00:39:51,389 --> 00:39:53,454 I can't even imagine how it could've... 687 00:39:53,478 --> 00:39:54,783 Don't laugh. 688 00:39:57,003 --> 00:39:58,221 Why would I laugh? 689 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:01,747 I think it was them. 690 00:40:02,487 --> 00:40:03,618 Who? 691 00:40:05,011 --> 00:40:06,142 The spirits. 692 00:40:08,014 --> 00:40:09,581 They don't want us here, Zach. 693 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:13,889 This is their land and they want it back. 694 00:40:27,729 --> 00:40:30,166 It was the hardest thing getting through the weekend. 695 00:40:34,083 --> 00:40:36,497 It didn't seem like fun anymore. 696 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:41,632 Like every scene we do is about death in some way. 697 00:40:41,656 --> 00:40:45,704 It's supposed to be this like fun, campy version of death. 698 00:40:48,315 --> 00:40:49,577 But after what happened, 699 00:40:50,535 --> 00:40:55,385 I just don't know if I can do it anymore. 700 00:40:55,409 --> 00:40:57,454 Yeah, man, I hear you. 701 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,351 I am sorry, Zach. 702 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:06,527 Did we wake you? 703 00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:08,833 Sorry, I just... 704 00:41:08,857 --> 00:41:09,945 Sorry. 705 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,054 Try and get some better sleep at night, okay? 706 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,298 Yeah, I will. 707 00:41:17,910 --> 00:41:19,477 Saved by the bell. 708 00:41:26,745 --> 00:41:29,071 Dude, is it true one of your coworkers fucking died? 709 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,159 I heard the guy hanged himself. 710 00:41:30,183 --> 00:41:31,813 Is that true? That's nasty. 711 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:33,771 I'm really not supposed to talk about it. 712 00:41:33,795 --> 00:41:35,164 Did he get a boner? 713 00:41:35,188 --> 00:41:36,818 I heard when you hang yourself, you get a boner. 714 00:41:36,842 --> 00:41:38,994 That's probably the only way you can get a boner. 715 00:41:39,018 --> 00:41:40,778 Dude, shut the fuck up. 716 00:41:40,802 --> 00:41:42,151 Okay, break it up. 717 00:41:43,065 --> 00:41:45,261 Go play with your lacrosse sticks or something. 718 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:46,741 You can play with mine anytime, Carly. 719 00:41:46,765 --> 00:41:48,003 I'd rather die. 720 00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,657 Dude, she totally just told you off. 721 00:41:49,681 --> 00:41:50,986 Shut the fuck up. 722 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,140 Are you okay? 723 00:41:55,164 --> 00:41:57,863 I am absolutely fantastic. 724 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,495 I'm really sorry, Zach. 725 00:42:01,519 --> 00:42:02,563 It's okay. 726 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:05,479 I'm okay, really. 727 00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:08,438 Maybe... 728 00:42:10,092 --> 00:42:12,114 maybe you should take some time off from The Haunted Forest? 729 00:42:12,138 --> 00:42:13,245 Honestly, I don't think they're gonna 730 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,812 run it this weekend. 731 00:42:14,836 --> 00:42:17,772 They tried to keep it quiet, but it's all over the news. 732 00:42:17,796 --> 00:42:21,123 I think it might be smart to just shut it down for awhile. 733 00:42:21,147 --> 00:42:23,255 Like, who would go to a haunted forest 734 00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:25,325 where people actually die? 735 00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:34,615 This is DJ Coronary, 736 00:42:34,639 --> 00:42:36,399 bringing you the latest track 737 00:42:36,423 --> 00:42:40,055 from Grammy nominated breakout star Fly the Freak-Nasty. 738 00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:42,167 The song is called "Halloween Freak." 739 00:42:44,518 --> 00:42:45,887 I can't believe this. 740 00:42:45,911 --> 00:42:47,628 Yeah, who would've thought? 741 00:42:47,652 --> 00:42:49,435 Death sells. 742 00:42:56,661 --> 00:43:01,665 ♪ Halloween freak 743 00:43:03,798 --> 00:43:05,190 ♪ Halloween freak 744 00:43:28,388 --> 00:43:36,388 ♪ Halloween freak 745 00:43:53,761 --> 00:43:55,043 It's amazing. 746 00:43:55,067 --> 00:43:56,740 Absolutely amazing. 747 00:43:56,764 --> 00:44:00,004 It's the best night we've had in years, maybe ever. 748 00:44:00,028 --> 00:44:01,638 Is it the best night we've had ever? 749 00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:04,618 And not just the numbers, right? 750 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:06,315 The whole atmosphere. 751 00:44:06,339 --> 00:44:08,143 Did you guys feel it? 752 00:44:08,167 --> 00:44:09,405 It was like electricity. 753 00:44:09,429 --> 00:44:11,842 People were stoked to be there. 754 00:44:11,866 --> 00:44:13,738 What a feeling. What a night! 755 00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:15,957 Doesn't it bother you? 756 00:44:16,566 --> 00:44:19,241 Like the morbid curiosity? 757 00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:20,764 Like, if Jacko hadn't... 758 00:44:20,788 --> 00:44:21,809 No, I know, I know, I know. 759 00:44:21,833 --> 00:44:23,661 Believe me, I hear you. 760 00:44:24,574 --> 00:44:27,447 And of course, it bothers me. 761 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:31,862 But this is the deal. 762 00:44:31,886 --> 00:44:34,648 We are fascinated by death. 763 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,388 We just are. 764 00:44:36,412 --> 00:44:38,347 That's why The Forest is here in the first place. 765 00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:41,611 That's why Halloween, that's why all of it. 766 00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:45,746 It's part of how we process the reality of death. 767 00:44:45,770 --> 00:44:47,032 We make a joke out of it. 768 00:44:48,163 --> 00:44:50,035 Helps us feel like we're in control. 769 00:44:51,863 --> 00:44:54,885 Have you heard anything new from the cops? 770 00:44:54,909 --> 00:44:57,148 Like, what do they think happened? 771 00:44:57,172 --> 00:44:58,434 I don't know. 772 00:44:59,131 --> 00:45:00,369 I should call them. 773 00:45:00,393 --> 00:45:02,089 I've been a little wrapped up in the... 774 00:45:04,310 --> 00:45:05,528 I should call them. 775 00:45:10,011 --> 00:45:11,447 I'm gonna get some shuteye. 776 00:45:12,535 --> 00:45:14,383 Sleep well you crazy kids. 777 00:45:14,407 --> 00:45:15,514 You too, man. 778 00:45:15,538 --> 00:45:17,212 See you tomorrow. 779 00:45:17,236 --> 00:45:18,411 Goodnight. 780 00:45:26,941 --> 00:45:28,290 Are you okay? 781 00:45:30,815 --> 00:45:31,903 Yeah. 782 00:45:33,165 --> 00:45:34,296 Are you okay? 783 00:45:36,646 --> 00:45:37,865 I'm okay. 784 00:45:49,398 --> 00:45:51,289 We should probably get to bed. 785 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:52,313 Absolutely. 786 00:46:32,659 --> 00:46:34,835 Ancestors of the Piscataway, 787 00:46:36,706 --> 00:46:38,404 those we have wronged, 788 00:46:39,448 --> 00:46:41,842 those whose lands we have stolen, 789 00:46:43,409 --> 00:46:46,780 we ask you in all humility, 790 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:50,416 and with every sense of our unworthiness 791 00:46:51,199 --> 00:46:55,813 to guide our brother, Jacko Fitzgerald, 792 00:46:56,901 --> 00:47:00,054 into the dark lands beyond this one 793 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:03,037 where he may be safe from the pain of this world. 794 00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,060 Forgive him his sins, 795 00:47:06,084 --> 00:47:09,890 and let him not fall into the places of torment. 796 00:47:09,914 --> 00:47:13,091 We ask this in your mercy. 797 00:47:14,048 --> 00:47:17,747 We pray that you will reward us, not as we deserve, 798 00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:20,794 but as we ask. 799 00:47:45,732 --> 00:47:46,733 What'd you think? 800 00:47:47,603 --> 00:47:48,667 Too weird? 801 00:47:48,691 --> 00:47:51,366 No, it was really interesting. 802 00:47:51,390 --> 00:47:53,585 Interesting can mean anything, Zach. 803 00:47:53,609 --> 00:47:55,523 Yeah, you're right. 804 00:47:56,612 --> 00:47:58,634 It's just, I was a little behind. 805 00:47:58,658 --> 00:48:00,941 Like, clearly you guys have been doing this for awhile. 806 00:48:00,965 --> 00:48:03,117 I just have some catching up to do. 807 00:48:03,141 --> 00:48:04,858 Well, you'll just have to come back. 808 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:05,859 Oh, definitely. 809 00:48:05,883 --> 00:48:06,883 Yeah, definitely. 810 00:48:10,365 --> 00:48:13,040 Okay, I shouldn't do this yet, 811 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:14,152 but, 812 00:48:17,198 --> 00:48:18,896 this is your badge 813 00:48:19,679 --> 00:48:22,092 if you really want to be part of it. 814 00:48:22,116 --> 00:48:23,180 No, I do. 815 00:48:23,204 --> 00:48:24,336 Yeah, I do. 816 00:48:25,554 --> 00:48:27,489 Pin it to your clothes, 817 00:48:27,513 --> 00:48:28,993 anywhere people can see it. 818 00:48:31,038 --> 00:48:34,085 It's a symbol of the gate to the other side. 819 00:48:35,042 --> 00:48:36,914 We call it The Man in the Maze. 820 00:48:38,567 --> 00:48:39,699 I like it. 821 00:48:40,656 --> 00:48:43,659 I thought you would. 822 00:49:03,027 --> 00:49:04,482 I feel I do my best work 823 00:49:04,506 --> 00:49:07,355 when I got a little buzz goin' on. 824 00:49:07,379 --> 00:49:09,555 I'm certainly willing to give it a try. 825 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:16,886 Oh, oh, hey. 826 00:49:16,910 --> 00:49:18,346 And have you seen this yet? 827 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:22,413 What's up, y'all? It's your boy Stinky Steve here, 828 00:49:22,437 --> 00:49:25,286 and I'm out here offering $10,000 829 00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:26,896 to the first homeless person 830 00:49:26,920 --> 00:49:30,726 who can do a standing jump over this trash can. 831 00:49:30,750 --> 00:49:32,206 Let's meet our first contestant. 832 00:49:32,230 --> 00:49:35,189 Yo, this guy's hilarious. 833 00:49:36,016 --> 00:49:39,106 Yeah, he's pretty funny, I guess. 834 00:49:40,978 --> 00:49:41,911 Oh! 835 00:49:41,935 --> 00:49:44,415 Yo, did you see that! 836 00:49:46,766 --> 00:49:48,550 Hey, I think we should get back. 837 00:49:49,638 --> 00:49:51,031 Oh, shit, yeah. 838 00:49:51,945 --> 00:49:52,946 Thank you. 839 00:49:56,515 --> 00:49:58,710 Where'd I put those chainsaws? 840 00:49:58,734 --> 00:50:00,756 We left them right inside. 841 00:50:00,780 --> 00:50:03,454 Oh yeah, that's right. Okay. 842 00:50:03,478 --> 00:50:08,352 All right, let's go terrify some motherfuckers. 843 00:50:29,374 --> 00:50:30,852 What the fuck? 844 00:50:32,333 --> 00:50:33,832 Hey, guys, no, stop! 845 00:50:33,856 --> 00:50:35,118 -Stop! -Oh! 846 00:50:52,701 --> 00:50:54,312 Oh, fuck! 847 00:51:00,274 --> 00:51:01,556 All right, you're gonna be all right. 848 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:04,757 Chopped my fuckin' arm off, Jesus Christ. 849 00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:25,256 Is he okay? 850 00:51:26,822 --> 00:51:28,389 They got him to an ambulance. 851 00:51:29,347 --> 00:51:32,567 He lost a lot of blood, but he should be all right. 852 00:51:33,046 --> 00:51:34,197 I don't know what happened, man. 853 00:51:34,221 --> 00:51:35,981 I swear to God, I don't. 854 00:51:36,005 --> 00:51:37,157 I know. 855 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:38,573 I know, me neither. 856 00:51:40,271 --> 00:51:41,707 You gotta come back, though. 857 00:51:42,447 --> 00:51:43,796 They're looking for you. 858 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:52,805 I'm fucked, aren't I? 859 00:51:55,547 --> 00:51:57,307 Just tell them the truth. 860 00:51:57,331 --> 00:51:59,159 Yeah. 861 00:52:00,726 --> 00:52:02,771 Like they gonna believe that. 862 00:52:05,774 --> 00:52:06,993 Fuck. 863 00:52:11,606 --> 00:52:12,738 I'm fucked. 864 00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:23,725 I didn't know man, I swear. 865 00:52:23,749 --> 00:52:26,055 I swear to God, I didn't know. 866 00:52:59,872 --> 00:53:01,787 It's those fuckers at Phantom Wood. 867 00:53:02,396 --> 00:53:03,484 It's gotta be. 868 00:53:04,311 --> 00:53:05,593 They've been tryin' to find a way 869 00:53:05,617 --> 00:53:07,358 to bring us down for years and this is it. 870 00:53:08,663 --> 00:53:09,945 I mean, who would go to a haunted forest 871 00:53:09,969 --> 00:53:12,493 where people get cut up by real chainsaws? 872 00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:15,366 Jacko was one thing, but this is... 873 00:53:17,803 --> 00:53:19,370 This is probably the end. 874 00:53:23,156 --> 00:53:24,549 It's late, Mark. 875 00:53:25,985 --> 00:53:27,615 Maybe you should get some sleep. 876 00:53:27,639 --> 00:53:30,468 Sleep isn't gonna fix this, Susie. 877 00:53:31,860 --> 00:53:32,794 I gotta fix this. 878 00:53:32,818 --> 00:53:34,211 I gotta find a way out. 879 00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,828 Maybe it is best that you pack it in. 880 00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:50,314 You know what this place means to me. 881 00:53:52,141 --> 00:53:53,293 Yeah, I know. 882 00:53:53,317 --> 00:53:54,970 Then how could you say that? 883 00:53:56,711 --> 00:54:00,672 'Cause Mark, you're not the only person in this family. 884 00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,222 I'm gonna go to bed. 885 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,614 Goodnight, Zach. 886 00:54:10,638 --> 00:54:11,683 Goodnight. 887 00:54:22,041 --> 00:54:23,912 You really don't know what happened? 888 00:54:25,218 --> 00:54:27,457 I told you, I didn't see anything. 889 00:54:27,481 --> 00:54:29,353 You were right there, Zach. 890 00:54:31,050 --> 00:54:34,334 You held one of those chainsaws in your hands. 891 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:36,640 You didn't notice anything different? 892 00:54:36,664 --> 00:54:39,513 You didn't see anything? You didn't hear anything? 893 00:54:39,537 --> 00:54:40,668 Nothing? 894 00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:42,235 Really? 895 00:54:44,629 --> 00:54:49,068 I noticed the chain five seconds before it happened. 896 00:54:50,025 --> 00:54:53,048 I tried to warn them, but it was too loud. 897 00:54:53,072 --> 00:54:54,378 They couldn't hear me. 898 00:54:56,380 --> 00:54:57,598 And that's it? 899 00:54:58,599 --> 00:54:59,881 That's all you have to say? 900 00:54:59,905 --> 00:55:02,362 I don't know what you want from me, Mark. 901 00:55:02,386 --> 00:55:04,146 You think I don't feel terrible? 902 00:55:04,170 --> 00:55:05,713 I feel terrible. 903 00:55:05,737 --> 00:55:07,541 You think I don't blame myself? 904 00:55:07,565 --> 00:55:08,696 Of course I do. 905 00:55:09,349 --> 00:55:10,500 But I had no reason to believe 906 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,285 that anything like this could happen. 907 00:55:12,309 --> 00:55:14,615 I don't know what's going on anymore than you do. 908 00:55:15,399 --> 00:55:17,531 Blaming me is not gonna solve anything. 909 00:55:18,663 --> 00:55:21,381 You're right, you're right. 910 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:22,449 I'm sorry. 911 00:55:23,581 --> 00:55:27,038 I'm drunk and I'm fuckin' devastated. 912 00:55:27,062 --> 00:55:29,040 But, no you're right. 913 00:55:29,064 --> 00:55:31,066 This isn't your fault. 914 00:55:32,851 --> 00:55:33,939 I apologize. 915 00:55:36,071 --> 00:55:37,551 It's okay, it's okay. 916 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,424 We're both exhausted. 917 00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:43,078 We should get some sleep. 918 00:55:44,863 --> 00:55:45,951 Yeah, you're right. 919 00:55:47,779 --> 00:55:48,973 You should go on up. 920 00:55:48,997 --> 00:55:50,517 I'm gonna clean up down here for a bit. 921 00:55:51,652 --> 00:55:52,740 All right. 922 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:57,547 Sleep well. 923 00:55:57,571 --> 00:55:59,244 Yeah, you too man. 924 00:55:59,268 --> 00:56:00,357 You too. 925 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:56,693 So, I've spoken to the police, spoken to the town. 926 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:58,173 They're still deciding 927 00:56:58,197 --> 00:57:00,329 whether they're gonna let us open next weekend or not. 928 00:57:01,679 --> 00:57:03,091 In the meantime, 929 00:57:03,115 --> 00:57:06,137 we have a lot of questions we need to answer. 930 00:57:06,161 --> 00:57:07,424 What happened to Jacko? 931 00:57:08,512 --> 00:57:10,490 What happened with the chainsaws? 932 00:57:10,514 --> 00:57:12,080 Are the two things connected? 933 00:57:13,734 --> 00:57:16,041 Just what the fuck is happening here anyway? 934 00:57:27,008 --> 00:57:28,401 If anyone knows anything, 935 00:57:29,358 --> 00:57:33,493 anything that might give us a clue about all this, 936 00:57:34,538 --> 00:57:36,975 this would be a great time for you to speak up. 937 00:57:38,150 --> 00:57:40,215 This is not a joke. 938 00:57:40,239 --> 00:57:41,303 This is not funny. 939 00:57:41,327 --> 00:57:43,914 This is literally life and death. 940 00:57:43,938 --> 00:57:46,395 And if you know anything that could help us, 941 00:57:46,419 --> 00:57:49,485 you have a moral and professional obligation 942 00:57:49,509 --> 00:57:52,860 to come forward right now. 943 00:58:01,608 --> 00:58:02,870 Okay, then. 944 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:06,763 You're probably wondering what we're gonna do this weekend. 945 00:58:06,787 --> 00:58:09,244 What we're gonna do is we are gonna prepare 946 00:58:09,268 --> 00:58:10,593 to open for Halloween 947 00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:14,554 as if we are 100% certain of getting permission. 948 00:58:14,578 --> 00:58:17,624 Needless to say, there will be no chainsaws. 949 00:58:18,712 --> 00:58:21,082 There will be new safety procedures 950 00:58:21,106 --> 00:58:22,562 and there will be a buddy system. 951 00:58:22,586 --> 00:58:24,041 There will be double checks 952 00:58:24,065 --> 00:58:27,504 and triple checks on every single piece of equipment. 953 00:58:29,897 --> 00:58:31,072 Any questions? 954 00:58:34,336 --> 00:58:35,337 Zach? 955 00:58:36,948 --> 00:58:39,646 Are we sure we want to open next weekend? 956 00:58:48,481 --> 00:58:49,613 Any other questions? 957 00:58:54,139 --> 00:58:56,794 Okay, let's get to work. 958 00:59:17,597 --> 00:59:19,880 So, if one of the major themes we're dealing 959 00:59:19,904 --> 00:59:23,318 with here is the conflict between love and duty, 960 00:59:23,342 --> 00:59:25,494 is there a character who exemplifies 961 00:59:25,518 --> 00:59:27,520 that conflict especially clearly? 962 00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:29,629 Is there someone who really 963 00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:32,003 does seem perfectly poised between the two? 964 00:59:33,613 --> 00:59:34,613 Mary? 965 00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,144 Shh. 966 00:59:44,232 --> 00:59:49,692 So, I suppose we could argue that in a sense, 967 00:59:49,716 --> 00:59:52,477 it's less of a question 968 00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:55,176 of love versus duty than a question 969 00:59:55,200 --> 00:59:58,048 of different duties conflicting with one another 970 00:59:58,072 --> 00:59:59,833 because love itself can be seen 971 00:59:59,857 --> 01:00:02,423 as a kind of obligation or... 972 01:00:05,514 --> 01:00:07,038 Are you awake now? 973 01:00:13,871 --> 01:00:16,676 Hey. 974 01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:18,155 Sorry, I must have... 975 01:00:18,179 --> 01:00:19,113 It's okay. 976 01:00:19,137 --> 01:00:20,660 It looked like you needed it. 977 01:00:27,058 --> 01:00:28,146 Zach, are you okay? 978 01:00:29,408 --> 01:00:31,715 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. 979 01:00:34,065 --> 01:00:35,390 Do you wanna talk about it? 980 01:00:35,414 --> 01:00:36,565 About what? 981 01:00:36,589 --> 01:00:38,523 About why you haven't been sleeping? 982 01:00:38,547 --> 01:00:40,438 What do you mean? I was literally just sleeping... 983 01:00:40,462 --> 01:00:41,526 At night, Zach. 984 01:00:41,550 --> 01:00:43,572 You haven't been sleeping at night. 985 01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:45,269 It's pretty obvious. 986 01:00:45,293 --> 01:00:46,575 It's also pretty obvious 987 01:00:46,599 --> 01:00:48,819 that your mind's a million miles away. 988 01:00:51,212 --> 01:00:53,408 Yeah, it's been stressful. 989 01:00:53,432 --> 01:00:56,130 You know, The Forest, it's been a lot. 990 01:00:57,262 --> 01:00:59,568 Do you really think they're gonna reopen this weekend? 991 01:01:00,395 --> 01:01:01,962 I don't know. 992 01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:05,246 You don't have to go back, you know? 993 01:01:05,270 --> 01:01:06,488 I know. 994 01:01:07,664 --> 01:01:09,424 But you're going to. 995 01:01:09,448 --> 01:01:11,121 I mean, it's Halloween. 996 01:01:11,145 --> 01:01:12,669 Where else would I be? 997 01:01:13,278 --> 01:01:15,212 Some people go to parties. 998 01:01:15,236 --> 01:01:17,238 I'm not one of those people. 999 01:01:18,631 --> 01:01:19,719 I know. 1000 01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,226 Ladies and gentlemen, 1001 01:01:29,250 --> 01:01:31,925 we assure you that all of our attractions 1002 01:01:31,949 --> 01:01:34,449 are now completely safe. 1003 01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:38,801 We have chased away all the chainsaw wielding maniacs 1004 01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:42,326 and their bodies will never be found. 1005 01:01:42,350 --> 01:01:45,765 So, relax, enjoy yourselves 1006 01:01:45,789 --> 01:01:49,420 and remember that any screaming that you may hear 1007 01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,945 is all just part of the show. 1008 01:01:51,969 --> 01:01:54,711 Or at least, let's hope so. 1009 01:01:57,104 --> 01:01:58,647 That was pretty good. 1010 01:01:58,671 --> 01:01:59,604 You have a knack for this. 1011 01:01:59,628 --> 01:02:00,934 Oh, thanks. 1012 01:02:01,456 --> 01:02:03,807 Yeah, I love this Halloween stuff. 1013 01:02:04,633 --> 01:02:06,481 Well, I think you can take it from here. 1014 01:02:06,505 --> 01:02:08,831 I'll be at the Witch's Hut if you need me. 1015 01:02:08,855 --> 01:02:09,789 Thanks, Kim. 1016 01:02:09,813 --> 01:02:11,117 See you later. 1017 01:02:15,949 --> 01:02:17,124 Hey, creepy. 1018 01:02:19,648 --> 01:02:20,713 Carly? 1019 01:02:20,737 --> 01:02:22,323 What the hell are you doing here? 1020 01:02:22,347 --> 01:02:24,218 Where else would I be on Halloween? 1021 01:02:25,567 --> 01:02:27,004 You look, 1022 01:02:29,615 --> 01:02:30,635 very spooky. 1023 01:02:30,659 --> 01:02:32,923 Why, thank you. 1024 01:02:35,186 --> 01:02:36,337 Hey, do you want me to show 1025 01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:37,947 you around the control booth here? 1026 01:02:37,971 --> 01:02:40,254 Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that I came all the way 1027 01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:41,975 out here to just hang out with you? 1028 01:02:43,107 --> 01:02:44,606 Yeah. Yeah, I guess you're right. 1029 01:02:44,630 --> 01:02:45,955 -I'm sorry. -Zach, I'm kidding. 1030 01:02:45,979 --> 01:02:47,981 Yes, I'd love to come inside, please. 1031 01:02:48,895 --> 01:02:51,506 All right. Yeah, yeah. Just come around the side. 1032 01:02:52,638 --> 01:02:53,638 Yeah. 1033 01:02:59,210 --> 01:03:00,298 Okay. 1034 01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:02,779 Talkin' about creepy. 1035 01:03:03,867 --> 01:03:05,825 Yeah, but that's not the good part. 1036 01:03:07,392 --> 01:03:09,568 This is the good part. 1037 01:03:10,743 --> 01:03:12,199 May I? 1038 01:03:12,223 --> 01:03:13,485 Be my guest? 1039 01:03:18,272 --> 01:03:19,839 Um... 1040 01:03:22,233 --> 01:03:23,887 Would the... 1041 01:03:24,626 --> 01:03:29,042 owner of the bloodied carriage being pulled 1042 01:03:29,066 --> 01:03:31,044 by two decapitated horses please 1043 01:03:31,068 --> 01:03:34,438 make your way to the control booth? 1044 01:03:34,462 --> 01:03:37,074 You left your lights on. 1045 01:03:38,249 --> 01:03:40,183 That, that was, that was really good. 1046 01:03:40,207 --> 01:03:42,427 You know, honestly, I think I could get into this. 1047 01:03:43,210 --> 01:03:44,666 It's like a whole different side of you. 1048 01:03:44,690 --> 01:03:46,953 Yeah, but you don't know everything about me, Zach. 1049 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:48,781 Apparently not. 1050 01:03:51,305 --> 01:03:52,456 Lemme try one. 1051 01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:53,588 -Yeah. -Okay. 1052 01:03:53,612 --> 01:03:55,266 All right. 1053 01:03:57,659 --> 01:04:01,770 If you have lost a seven-year-old child 1054 01:04:01,794 --> 01:04:03,293 named Algernon, 1055 01:04:03,317 --> 01:04:07,167 please come to the main entrance and claim him. 1056 01:04:07,191 --> 01:04:10,039 He is wearing a Victorian nightgown 1057 01:04:10,063 --> 01:04:14,609 and seems to be invoking demons in ancient Babylonian. 1058 01:04:14,633 --> 01:04:17,264 Please come quickly. 1059 01:04:17,288 --> 01:04:19,506 His head is now rotating backwards. 1060 01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,922 Okay, wait, no, gimme, no, gimme. 1061 01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,208 I've got one. 1062 01:04:28,821 --> 01:04:29,754 What's up, y'all? 1063 01:04:29,778 --> 01:04:31,713 It's your boy Stinky Steve here. 1064 01:04:31,737 --> 01:04:34,890 And today I'm out here at the legendary Haunted Forest 1065 01:04:34,914 --> 01:04:36,631 where we're about to take an exclusive 1066 01:04:36,655 --> 01:04:40,853 all VIP tour of their famous Trail of Terror. 1067 01:04:40,877 --> 01:04:42,550 What kind of VIPs you ask? 1068 01:04:42,574 --> 01:04:43,943 Let's check 'em out. 1069 01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,988 From "Housewives of Montgomery County," 1070 01:04:46,012 --> 01:04:47,947 that's Ashley Delaso. 1071 01:04:47,971 --> 01:04:49,774 -Say hi, Ashley. -Hey. 1072 01:04:49,798 --> 01:04:54,040 Next up, we got none other than DJ Coronary. 1073 01:04:54,064 --> 01:04:55,780 Say what's up, DJ? 1074 01:04:55,804 --> 01:04:56,738 What's up? 1075 01:04:56,762 --> 01:04:58,044 Yeah. 1076 01:04:58,068 --> 01:04:59,219 And last but not least, 1077 01:04:59,243 --> 01:05:02,831 we have Grammy nominated superstar, 1078 01:05:02,855 --> 01:05:05,616 Fly the Freak Nasty. 1079 01:05:05,640 --> 01:05:07,314 How's it hangin', Fly? 1080 01:05:07,338 --> 01:05:09,403 Get outta here. 1081 01:05:09,427 --> 01:05:10,752 All right, all right, 1082 01:05:10,776 --> 01:05:12,754 let's get this show on the road now, shall we? 1083 01:05:12,778 --> 01:05:14,756 See my boy Mark comin' over here now. 1084 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:15,975 Mark runs this place. 1085 01:05:15,999 --> 01:05:18,586 If he's here, then it's game time. 1086 01:05:18,610 --> 01:05:20,022 All right guys, 1087 01:05:20,046 --> 01:05:22,068 we still have a few people filing outta the exits. 1088 01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:24,548 We're sweepin' the trail, making sure it's clear. 1089 01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:27,377 Then we're gonna send you guys down one by one 1090 01:05:27,401 --> 01:05:28,944 so you get the whole experience. 1091 01:05:28,968 --> 01:05:30,424 Should be about five or 10 minutes. 1092 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:31,729 Sound good? 1093 01:05:31,753 --> 01:05:33,712 Flippin' fabbo-fantabbo, my main man. 1094 01:05:34,756 --> 01:05:36,517 All right. Okay. 1095 01:05:36,541 --> 01:05:37,934 I'll see you guys in a few. 1096 01:05:45,028 --> 01:05:46,483 Hey, you guys can take off. 1097 01:05:46,507 --> 01:05:47,832 We're closed to the public. 1098 01:05:47,856 --> 01:05:49,922 We're just clearin' out the last few stragglers. 1099 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:52,054 No problem, Mark. We'll see you next year. 1100 01:05:52,078 --> 01:05:53,297 See ya. 1101 01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:56,232 Hey, I'm lovin' the announcements, 1102 01:05:56,256 --> 01:05:59,018 but who's the witch? 1103 01:05:59,042 --> 01:06:00,193 Mark, meet my friend Carly. 1104 01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:01,585 Carly, my cousin, Mark. 1105 01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:02,891 You're friends with this knucklehead. 1106 01:06:02,915 --> 01:06:04,023 What's wrong with you? 1107 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:05,241 Mm, he got grandfathered in. 1108 01:06:05,265 --> 01:06:06,764 We've known each other since I was five. 1109 01:06:06,788 --> 01:06:08,375 Mm, you have my condolences. 1110 01:06:08,399 --> 01:06:10,159 -Oh. -Nice to meet you. 1111 01:06:10,183 --> 01:06:12,379 Hey, you can start cleanin' up. We closed the trail. 1112 01:06:12,403 --> 01:06:13,902 We're down to the VIPs. 1113 01:06:13,926 --> 01:06:16,339 Shit, I didn't get a chance to check out the trail. 1114 01:06:16,363 --> 01:06:18,907 I didn't realize it had gotten so late. My bad. 1115 01:06:18,931 --> 01:06:21,170 Well, you're lucky I wandered by. 1116 01:06:21,194 --> 01:06:22,693 Come on, I'll get you in line. 1117 01:06:22,717 --> 01:06:23,912 Seriously? 1118 01:06:23,936 --> 01:06:25,305 You're a friend of Zach's, right? 1119 01:06:25,329 --> 01:06:26,784 That makes you a VIP. 1120 01:06:26,808 --> 01:06:27,940 Come on. 1121 01:06:28,593 --> 01:06:29,787 Yeah, go for it. 1122 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,813 Yeah, I still have some cleanup to do. 1123 01:06:32,162 --> 01:06:33,269 I'll see you after. 1124 01:06:33,293 --> 01:06:34,749 Yeah, I'll find you. 1125 01:06:34,773 --> 01:06:36,142 Come on, come on. 1126 01:06:36,166 --> 01:06:37,143 They probably already started lettin' people in. 1127 01:06:37,167 --> 01:06:39,101 Okay, okay. 1128 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:40,387 Thank you. 1129 01:06:43,738 --> 01:06:45,368 It's your first time here? 1130 01:06:45,392 --> 01:06:47,153 Yeah, no, I'm kind of a wimp with these sort of things, 1131 01:06:47,177 --> 01:06:48,284 -but I'm excited. -Oh, don't worry. 1132 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:49,546 -No, it'll be a good time. -Okay. 1133 01:06:49,570 --> 01:06:51,137 -Just have fun with it. -All right. 1134 01:06:58,318 --> 01:07:00,842 All right, I'm on the trail now. 1135 01:07:02,322 --> 01:07:03,584 Not freakin' out yet. 1136 01:07:04,803 --> 01:07:07,066 There's definitely some kinda atmosphere. 1137 01:07:07,980 --> 01:07:11,960 Feels like somethin's about to happen any minute. 1138 01:07:11,984 --> 01:07:13,657 Fuck! 1139 01:07:13,681 --> 01:07:15,268 What the fuck? 1140 01:07:15,292 --> 01:07:18,097 Jesus! 1141 01:07:18,121 --> 01:07:20,012 Scared the shit out of me. 1142 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:23,102 Well played, pumpkin man. 1143 01:07:23,126 --> 01:07:24,388 Well played. 1144 01:07:25,128 --> 01:07:27,149 All right, if that's the worst it gets, 1145 01:07:27,173 --> 01:07:29,369 I think I can handle it. 1146 01:07:29,393 --> 01:07:32,459 Ah, heart is poundin' though. 1147 01:07:32,483 --> 01:07:33,614 Like, legit. 1148 01:07:34,485 --> 01:07:36,115 Adrenaline's lightin' me up. 1149 01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:37,140 It's wild. 1150 01:07:39,142 --> 01:07:40,684 I can do this. 1151 01:07:40,708 --> 01:07:41,859 I just gotta keep my wits about me. 1152 01:07:41,883 --> 01:07:43,470 Ah! 1153 01:07:43,494 --> 01:07:44,862 Hey, you gotta be more careful, man. 1154 01:07:44,886 --> 01:07:46,647 That shit's expensive. 1155 01:07:46,671 --> 01:07:48,649 Hey! 1156 01:07:48,673 --> 01:07:50,477 Hey! Not so hard, man. 1157 01:07:50,501 --> 01:07:52,087 It actually hurts. 1158 01:07:52,111 --> 01:07:54,350 Can I get my camera back, please? 1159 01:07:54,374 --> 01:07:56,004 I'm a professional. 1160 01:07:56,028 --> 01:07:57,005 I'm an influencer. 1161 01:07:57,029 --> 01:07:59,292 I need to be getting all this. 1162 01:08:00,163 --> 01:08:01,468 All right, look. 1163 01:08:02,208 --> 01:08:03,968 You're scarin' me, all right? 1164 01:08:03,992 --> 01:08:05,405 You fucking scared me. 1165 01:08:05,429 --> 01:08:06,580 Great job. 1166 01:08:06,604 --> 01:08:08,214 Now can you please just like... 1167 01:08:11,870 --> 01:08:13,872 You're not a part of the show, are you? 1168 01:08:15,178 --> 01:08:16,396 Shit. 1169 01:08:29,148 --> 01:08:32,693 Yeah, so honestly, it's like totally lame so far. 1170 01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:35,087 It's like super cheesy and everything. 1171 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,915 Can't wait to get to the club as soon as I get outta here. 1172 01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:39,874 Did I show you what I'm wearing tonight? 1173 01:08:39,898 --> 01:08:40,918 O-m-g, no. 1174 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,616 What is it? 1175 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:45,033 O-m-g, you slut. 1176 01:08:45,469 --> 01:08:47,186 O-m-g, that is filthy. 1177 01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:48,187 What do you think? 1178 01:08:48,211 --> 01:08:49,405 Is Sean gonna like it? 1179 01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:51,538 Sean is gonna freak the fuck out. 1180 01:08:51,562 --> 01:08:53,670 He's gonna lose his shit. 1181 01:08:53,694 --> 01:08:55,542 You look like a $10 million whore 1182 01:08:55,566 --> 01:08:57,196 and I love that for you. 1183 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,719 Hey Ash, 1184 01:08:58,743 --> 01:09:00,373 there's something behind you, like a rope. 1185 01:09:00,397 --> 01:09:02,897 It's just gonna be some stupid jump scare. 1186 01:09:02,921 --> 01:09:05,227 I'm telling you, I am so over this. 1187 01:09:12,017 --> 01:09:15,562 Okay, no problem. 1188 01:09:15,586 --> 01:09:17,544 It's just a haunted house. 1189 01:09:18,371 --> 01:09:19,740 It's just for fun. 1190 01:09:19,764 --> 01:09:22,245 All right, everything's fine. 1191 01:09:23,246 --> 01:09:25,422 Everything is fine. 1192 01:09:26,379 --> 01:09:27,946 Just crossin' this bridge. 1193 01:09:29,252 --> 01:09:30,968 Perfectly safe. 1194 01:09:30,992 --> 01:09:32,210 Built up to code. 1195 01:09:33,473 --> 01:09:34,909 Shit! 1196 01:09:38,913 --> 01:09:40,239 Shit, man. 1197 01:09:40,263 --> 01:09:41,327 You got me. 1198 01:09:41,351 --> 01:09:43,700 All right, you got me good, okay? 1199 01:09:48,271 --> 01:09:49,944 Okay? 1200 01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,207 I mentioned this to Mark, 1201 01:09:52,231 --> 01:09:55,234 but I mean, I do have a heart condition. 1202 01:09:56,496 --> 01:10:00,631 That's why they call me DJ Coronary. 1203 01:10:01,501 --> 01:10:05,307 I actually got a quintuple bypass back in April. 1204 01:10:05,331 --> 01:10:08,615 So, if there's a version of this 1205 01:10:08,639 --> 01:10:11,400 you know, that's a little bit more mellow, 1206 01:10:11,424 --> 01:10:13,121 I'd really appreciate that. 1207 01:10:14,558 --> 01:10:17,430 Is that something that we can work out with you guys? 1208 01:10:18,301 --> 01:10:19,432 Gentlemen? 1209 01:10:22,479 --> 01:10:24,021 Fellas? 1210 01:10:24,045 --> 01:10:26,961 Hey, can you hear me? 1211 01:10:29,007 --> 01:10:30,617 Hey, I'm serious! 1212 01:10:31,749 --> 01:10:33,229 I'm not fucking around! 1213 01:10:52,857 --> 01:10:54,051 Man, you're trippin'. 1214 01:10:54,075 --> 01:10:55,618 Eminem's not even top five. 1215 01:10:55,642 --> 01:10:58,055 All right, then who's in your top five? 1216 01:10:58,079 --> 01:10:59,056 Fuckin' Shakespeare? 1217 01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,754 Fuckin' Jesus? 1218 01:11:00,778 --> 01:11:04,540 God, dude, Dre, Snoop Dogg, Jay-Z. 1219 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:06,760 All right, all right. That's three. 1220 01:11:06,784 --> 01:11:08,109 Who else? 1221 01:11:08,133 --> 01:11:10,329 I mean, for me, Common's gotta be up there. 1222 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:11,895 You know, I'm really into that socially conscious shit. 1223 01:11:11,919 --> 01:11:14,158 All right, now I know you ain't serious. 1224 01:11:14,182 --> 01:11:17,751 How much of a raise do the two of you need to shut the fuck up? 1225 01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:21,209 Extra $10 an hour. 1226 01:11:21,233 --> 01:11:22,365 Shut the fuck up. 1227 01:11:23,975 --> 01:11:25,866 Hey, y'all smell gas? 1228 01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:27,631 Oh, shit! 1229 01:11:36,379 --> 01:11:37,901 Oh, goddammit. 1230 01:11:54,701 --> 01:11:57,376 Had to have like 19 pins put into his right knee. 1231 01:11:57,400 --> 01:11:59,116 That's why he limps. 1232 01:11:59,140 --> 01:12:02,119 They've been ripping off everything we've done for years, 1233 01:12:02,143 --> 01:12:04,383 and Mark thinks it makes us look bad too. 1234 01:12:04,407 --> 01:12:06,583 It's those fuckers at Phantom Wood. 1235 01:12:06,974 --> 01:12:08,106 It's gotta be. 1236 01:12:08,846 --> 01:12:10,519 You're a friend of Zach's, right? 1237 01:12:10,543 --> 01:12:12,042 That makes you a VIP. 1238 01:12:12,066 --> 01:12:13,154 Come on. 1239 01:12:16,941 --> 01:12:18,290 Oh, shit. 1240 01:12:20,423 --> 01:12:22,163 Oh, shit. Carly! 1241 01:13:12,257 --> 01:13:13,650 Let her go, Mark. 1242 01:13:15,173 --> 01:13:16,609 I know what you did. 1243 01:13:18,916 --> 01:13:20,483 I called the cops back. 1244 01:13:21,701 --> 01:13:23,224 They're already on their way. 1245 01:13:24,835 --> 01:13:27,335 You're not getting away with any of this. 1246 01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:30,536 You don't want another murder to answer for. 1247 01:13:35,106 --> 01:13:38,326 I guess Captain Ahab was just an accident, right? 1248 01:13:39,850 --> 01:13:40,850 Maybe an impulse? 1249 01:13:41,678 --> 01:13:43,830 I saw you arguing with him. 1250 01:13:43,854 --> 01:13:45,484 You followed him back to his car. 1251 01:13:45,508 --> 01:13:46,857 Is that where it happened? 1252 01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:50,034 It's just a crime of passion. 1253 01:13:51,470 --> 01:13:55,082 But then Jacko saw you, or he saw too much, 1254 01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:59,062 so you had to take care of him. 1255 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,437 And that was a little easier than you expected. 1256 01:14:02,699 --> 01:14:04,459 After that who knows? 1257 01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,287 Maybe you got a taste for it. 1258 01:14:06,311 --> 01:14:07,878 Maybe you wanted the publicity. 1259 01:14:08,705 --> 01:14:10,552 Tonight, you murdered the most famous people 1260 01:14:10,576 --> 01:14:12,641 you could get to come here. 1261 01:14:12,665 --> 01:14:14,058 Is that what this is about? 1262 01:14:15,538 --> 01:14:17,061 Just some free promotion. 1263 01:14:17,931 --> 01:14:19,542 You've lost the plot, Mark. 1264 01:14:20,717 --> 01:14:22,912 There's no way this ends well for you. 1265 01:14:22,936 --> 01:14:27,395 Just let her go and I'll testify for you. 1266 01:14:27,419 --> 01:14:30,529 I'll say that you, you showed mercy, 1267 01:14:30,553 --> 01:14:32,119 that you were truly repentant. 1268 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,997 But if you hurt her, in any way, 1269 01:14:42,042 --> 01:14:43,237 I will make sure that you never see 1270 01:14:43,261 --> 01:14:45,393 the outside of a prison again. 1271 01:15:19,123 --> 01:15:21,212 You're giving Mark way too much credit. 1272 01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,954 He could never pull all of this off. 1273 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,087 He doesn't have the vision. 1274 01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:29,675 I'm dreaming. 1275 01:15:29,699 --> 01:15:30,937 I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming. 1276 01:15:30,961 --> 01:15:32,745 No, no, no, you're not dreaming. 1277 01:15:34,007 --> 01:15:35,400 You're learning something. 1278 01:15:36,227 --> 01:15:37,596 We're all guilty, Zach. 1279 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:41,121 You, me, Mark, even his adorable little children. 1280 01:15:41,145 --> 01:15:43,626 We were born guilty, Zach. 1281 01:15:44,975 --> 01:15:46,193 We have to pay. 1282 01:15:47,978 --> 01:15:52,262 You think it's enough to sit cross-legged and chant? 1283 01:15:52,286 --> 01:15:54,985 You think that washes away the sins of our people? 1284 01:15:56,595 --> 01:15:57,944 I see them, Zach. 1285 01:16:00,512 --> 01:16:02,534 They're all around us. 1286 01:16:02,558 --> 01:16:06,213 Behind you, behind me, everywhere. 1287 01:16:07,432 --> 01:16:09,173 They are crying out for vengeance 1288 01:16:10,522 --> 01:16:12,263 and only blood can wash out blood. 1289 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:18,530 You're insane. 1290 01:16:20,097 --> 01:16:22,510 This world is insane. 1291 01:16:22,534 --> 01:16:24,991 We live and laugh and love 1292 01:16:25,015 --> 01:16:27,583 on the graves of the people we slaughtered. 1293 01:16:29,454 --> 01:16:31,151 I won't be part of it anymore. 1294 01:16:32,849 --> 01:16:36,592 My ceremony will finally bring peace, 1295 01:16:37,593 --> 01:16:39,855 and justice to the dead. 1296 01:16:53,434 --> 01:16:55,108 You guys can't be serious. 1297 01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:57,501 What are you gonna do, sacrifice Mark? 1298 01:16:57,525 --> 01:16:58,677 What is that gonna do for anyone? 1299 01:16:58,701 --> 01:17:00,069 What is that gonna do for the dead? 1300 01:17:00,093 --> 01:17:02,879 It's going to give them rest, Zach. 1301 01:17:05,142 --> 01:17:06,404 Just watch. 1302 01:17:08,798 --> 01:17:10,147 You'll understand. 1303 01:17:12,628 --> 01:17:13,628 Get her ready. 1304 01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:28,426 Restless spirits of this place, hear us. 1305 01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:33,842 We offer you this flesh for the expiation 1306 01:17:33,866 --> 01:17:35,586 of all the [Mark yelling drowns out speech]. 1307 01:17:43,571 --> 01:17:44,660 Run! 1308 01:17:45,661 --> 01:17:46,661 Go! 1309 01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:48,750 Run! 1310 01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:04,896 Hold still. 1311 01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:07,116 What? 1312 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,272 I said be careful. 1313 01:18:12,296 --> 01:18:13,534 Oh, all right, right. 1314 01:18:13,558 --> 01:18:14,690 No worries. 1315 01:18:28,878 --> 01:18:31,707 Are the cops really coming? 1316 01:18:34,187 --> 01:18:36,537 No, I was bluffing. 1317 01:18:38,801 --> 01:18:40,822 You are such an idiot. 1318 01:18:40,846 --> 01:18:42,476 I know. I'm sorry. 1319 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:45,459 I just, I just like, I was just trying to... 1320 01:18:57,733 --> 01:18:58,734 So... 1321 01:19:01,084 --> 01:19:02,085 So. 1322 01:19:05,175 --> 01:19:07,133 There's a cult trying to murder us. 1323 01:19:08,526 --> 01:19:09,527 Yeah. 1324 01:19:10,528 --> 01:19:11,659 So... 1325 01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:16,292 we can talk about the rest of this later. 1326 01:19:16,316 --> 01:19:17,622 Sounds good. 1327 01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:25,978 I don't hear them. 1328 01:19:26,936 --> 01:19:28,589 They're gonna be coming soon. 1329 01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,637 Do you have a plan? 1330 01:19:34,073 --> 01:19:35,553 Gimme a second. 1331 01:19:41,472 --> 01:19:42,710 Okay. 1332 01:19:42,734 --> 01:19:44,388 Yes, I have a plan. 1333 01:20:10,153 --> 01:20:11,260 Whoa! 1334 01:20:11,284 --> 01:20:12,763 Shit! 1335 01:20:27,257 --> 01:20:31,304 Is that the best you could do? 1336 01:20:33,132 --> 01:20:35,656 Hey, Sarah. 1337 01:20:44,491 --> 01:20:46,711 He liked me better, anyway. 1338 01:21:35,542 --> 01:21:36,761 All right. 1339 01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:38,502 Here we go. 1340 01:21:47,337 --> 01:21:49,947 She's here somewhere, I can feel it. 1341 01:22:02,004 --> 01:22:03,677 Great work. 1342 01:22:03,701 --> 01:22:05,310 She's definitely dead now. 1343 01:22:16,061 --> 01:22:18,692 You're helping me, you know? 1344 01:22:18,716 --> 01:22:20,892 We were never supposed to survive this. 1345 01:22:21,893 --> 01:22:24,026 This is all part of the sacrifice. 1346 01:22:24,983 --> 01:22:27,855 Yeah, well, happy to help. 1347 01:22:28,726 --> 01:22:29,901 Wait, what? 1348 01:22:30,554 --> 01:22:32,163 Sarah, that's not what we talked about. 1349 01:22:50,008 --> 01:22:54,926 Zach, this is a totally different side of you. 1350 01:22:57,711 --> 01:22:58,775 I like it. 1351 01:22:58,799 --> 01:23:00,192 You killed my cousin. 1352 01:23:01,672 --> 01:23:03,413 I don't give a shit what you like. 1353 01:23:04,327 --> 01:23:05,502 Zach, wait. 1354 01:23:06,851 --> 01:23:07,983 She's done. 1355 01:23:08,548 --> 01:23:10,309 She's not even armed. 1356 01:23:10,333 --> 01:23:12,050 We don't need to kill her. 1357 01:23:12,074 --> 01:23:14,206 Besides, she'll suffer more in prison. 1358 01:23:15,512 --> 01:23:16,730 She's right. 1359 01:23:18,384 --> 01:23:19,603 I deserve to suffer. 1360 01:23:21,735 --> 01:23:22,867 We all do. 1361 01:23:23,694 --> 01:23:24,782 I'm not exempt. 1362 01:23:26,566 --> 01:23:32,137 I know you think I'm a monster, and you're right. 1363 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,334 But the way that I felt for you, 1364 01:23:35,358 --> 01:23:37,273 the way that I still feel for you, 1365 01:23:38,100 --> 01:23:41,276 that has always been 100%. 1366 01:23:43,844 --> 01:23:45,822 Zach, Zach, are you okay? 1367 01:23:45,846 --> 01:23:46,954 Where is she going? 1368 01:23:46,978 --> 01:23:48,608 She's heading towards the exit. 1369 01:23:48,632 --> 01:23:50,262 She said something about Mark's kids. 1370 01:23:50,286 --> 01:23:51,809 Just go, go, go. 1371 01:24:21,839 --> 01:24:22,839 Sarah? 1372 01:24:36,767 --> 01:24:38,073 Mark? 1373 01:24:38,421 --> 01:24:39,813 Hey, listen, I... 1374 01:24:42,164 --> 01:24:43,948 I don't blame you. 1375 01:24:45,689 --> 01:24:47,517 You did what you thought was right. 1376 01:24:48,909 --> 01:24:49,997 But you can rest now. 1377 01:24:51,260 --> 01:24:52,261 You hear me? 1378 01:24:53,697 --> 01:24:54,828 Your work is done. 1379 01:24:56,178 --> 01:24:57,744 You can go to sleep. 1380 01:25:00,573 --> 01:25:01,879 Are you sure? 1381 01:25:04,969 --> 01:25:06,101 I'm sure. 1382 01:25:13,064 --> 01:25:14,500 Shh. 1383 01:27:41,995 --> 01:27:44,322 ♪ There's so much deck the halling ♪ 1384 01:27:44,346 --> 01:27:45,845 ♪ And friends are calling 1385 01:27:45,869 --> 01:27:48,326 ♪ And snow is falling and how 1386 01:27:48,350 --> 01:27:51,503 ♪ It's gotta be Christmas 1387 01:27:51,527 --> 01:27:53,790 ♪ It's gotta be now 1388 01:27:54,486 --> 01:27:56,575 ♪ It's got to be Christmas 1389 01:27:57,446 --> 01:27:59,337 ♪ I'll say it again 1390 01:27:59,361 --> 01:28:01,450 ♪ It's got to be Christmas 1391 01:28:02,233 --> 01:28:03,689 ♪ What else could explain... 1392 01:28:03,713 --> 01:28:06,169 Merry fucking Christmas. 1393 01:28:06,193 --> 01:28:07,193 ♪ Anticipating 1394 01:28:08,152 --> 01:28:10,435 ♪ Celebrating and cheer 1395 01:28:10,459 --> 01:28:12,896 ♪ It's gotta be Christmas 1396 01:28:13,375 --> 01:28:14,395 ♪ It's got to be near 1397 01:28:14,419 --> 01:28:15,440 Hello? 1398 01:28:15,464 --> 01:28:16,987 ♪ Bring it on 1399 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,430 Hello? 1400 01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:34,744 ♪ Oh, it's gotta be Christmas 1401 01:28:35,397 --> 01:28:37,224 ♪ It's gonna be great 1402 01:28:38,748 --> 01:28:40,706 ♪ It's got to be Christmas 1403 01:28:42,926 --> 01:28:45,102 ♪ It's gotta be Christmas 1404 01:28:46,233 --> 01:28:47,733 ♪ You know what I mean 1405 01:28:47,757 --> 01:28:50,107 ♪ Now, all those bells are ringing ♪ 1406 01:28:54,807 --> 01:28:57,133 ♪ It's got to be Christmas 1407 01:28:57,157 --> 01:28:59,092 ♪ Around and around 1408 01:28:59,116 --> 01:29:03,009 Rupert, what the hell are you doing here? 1409 01:29:03,033 --> 01:29:05,490 Diana, I am so sorry. 1410 01:29:05,514 --> 01:29:06,819 I was an idiot. 1411 01:29:07,907 --> 01:29:09,126 Can you forgive me? 1412 01:29:11,998 --> 01:29:14,107 Well, that's a start. 1413 01:29:14,131 --> 01:29:19,919 ♪ And everyone knowing that Santa may be on his way ♪ 1414 01:29:20,616 --> 01:29:22,834 ♪ It's gotta be Christmas 1415 01:29:29,146 --> 01:29:30,776 We should find a vase for these. 1416 01:29:30,800 --> 01:29:32,844 Just throw them on the ground. 1417 01:29:36,980 --> 01:29:40,505 ♪ It really is Christmas 1418 01:29:44,944 --> 01:29:47,009 I really like this. 1419 01:29:47,033 --> 01:29:48,663 It's a little cheesy maybe. 1420 01:29:48,687 --> 01:29:49,969 No, I like it. 1421 01:29:49,993 --> 01:29:52,145 It's something new for you. 1422 01:29:52,169 --> 01:29:54,060 Well, I think I've had enough zombies for awhile. 1423 01:29:54,084 --> 01:29:56,303 I completely agree. 1424 01:29:57,740 --> 01:30:00,719 So you're coming over to watch "Love Actually" tonight? 1425 01:30:00,743 --> 01:30:02,460 It's not even Thanksgiving. 1426 01:30:02,484 --> 01:30:04,137 I watch it year round. 1427 01:30:07,358 --> 01:30:08,509 I'll make you a deal. 1428 01:30:08,533 --> 01:30:10,143 If you wear something spooky, 1429 01:30:11,057 --> 01:30:12,600 we can watch "Love Actually?" 1430 01:30:12,624 --> 01:30:15,168 Is spooky a euphemism? 1431 01:30:15,192 --> 01:30:16,411 Obviously. 1432 01:30:17,586 --> 01:30:18,978 Is it a deal? 1433 01:30:19,762 --> 01:30:20,893 It's a deal. 1434 01:30:23,853 --> 01:30:26,745 So, Chapter 22. 1435 01:30:26,769 --> 01:30:28,181 Oh God, God, God, do we have to? 1436 01:30:28,205 --> 01:30:29,791 It's due on Thursday. 1437 01:30:29,815 --> 01:30:30,792 It's Monday. 1438 01:30:30,816 --> 01:30:33,012 So we gotta get started. 1439 01:30:33,036 --> 01:30:34,361 If you say so. 1440 01:30:34,385 --> 01:30:35,386 I do. 1441 01:30:37,214 --> 01:30:38,496 Anyway... 1442 01:30:38,520 --> 01:30:41,803 Anyway, I think I missed a question about... 1443 01:30:41,827 --> 01:30:44,937 Oh, water containing heat. 1444 01:30:44,961 --> 01:30:46,982 Heat retention in water. 1445 01:30:47,006 --> 01:30:48,941 There was that question about, about like... 1446 01:30:48,965 --> 01:30:51,204 ♪ Smoke's risin' high 1447 01:30:51,228 --> 01:30:55,058 ♪ From all the buildings in the town ♪ 1448 01:30:55,580 --> 01:31:00,498 ♪ People are running, screaming, crying on the ground ♪ 1449 01:31:01,630 --> 01:31:06,548 ♪ If we got up now we'd need to get down ♪ 1450 01:31:07,897 --> 01:31:13,139 ♪ People surviving in a new kinda way ♪ 1451 01:31:13,163 --> 01:31:14,488 ♪ If you see the sunrise 1452 01:31:14,512 --> 01:31:19,474 ♪ You might live to see another day ♪ 1453 01:31:20,257 --> 01:31:22,061 ♪ Up in the sky 1454 01:31:22,085 --> 01:31:25,044 ♪ I see a plane coming down 1455 01:31:26,437 --> 01:31:28,067 ♪ Smoke risin' high 1456 01:31:28,091 --> 01:31:31,616 ♪ From all the buildings in the town ♪ 1457 01:31:32,661 --> 01:31:38,057 ♪ People are running, screaming, crying on the ground ♪ 1458 01:31:38,667 --> 01:31:43,846 ♪ If we got up now we'd need to go down ♪ 1459 01:31:57,250 --> 01:31:59,272 ♪ Up in the sky 1460 01:31:59,296 --> 01:32:02,604 ♪ I see a plane coming down 1461 01:32:03,561 --> 01:32:05,278 ♪ Smoke risin' high 1462 01:32:05,302 --> 01:32:08,914 ♪ From all the buildings in the town ♪ 1463 01:32:09,654 --> 01:32:15,181 ♪ People are running, screaming, crying on the ground ♪ 1464 01:32:15,834 --> 01:32:21,100 ♪ If we got up now we'd need to go down ♪