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Yes, my dad died.
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No, I don't want
to talk about it.
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I'm Sam Loudermilk, your...
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You and my father
last year had...
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Oh, come on!
Not here!
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Sorry, but there's someone
sleeping on the couch.
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ANNETTE:
If Clyde's father
is your father,
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that makes you
Clyde's uncle?
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Brother.Oh.
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Felix asked me to join them
for some upcoming gigs.
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Why would Felix do that?
You have no musical talent.
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♪ Six pounds of state jewelry on my ankles and ribs ♪
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I'm in a band,
I'm going to school.
It's time to move on.
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Don't be a stranger.
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I won't.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Oh, hey.I can't.
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You can't what?
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I can't...
I can't do it anymore.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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LOUDERMILK: Annette?
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Come on, let's go.Bye, guy.
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Annette?
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What are you
thinking?
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Hey, who was at the...
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Is that Clyde?
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Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Look at that little guy!
Where's Mama?
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She took off.Oh, he's a cutie.
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Where?
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I don't know.What do you mean?
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I mean my dead father's
baby mama
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just dropped off
my kid brother
and left.
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Yeah, I got that part.
But to go where?
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I don't know, Ben!
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Dave and Buster's?
Tijuana?
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Bellevue?
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Oh, my God, so she...
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Yeah.
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She just?Uh-huh.
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Wow.
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Is that real?
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Yeah, does it look real?
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[LAUGHS] Jesus,
I just moved out.
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You already got
a new roommate?
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Hardy-fucking-har-har.
Here, give us a hand.
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With what?With this.
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That's Clyde.
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Uh-uh!
I'm not touching that.
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Why the fuck would you think
I know anything about babies?
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I don't know.
Maternal instinct
and all that?
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Uh, yeah.
No, I didn't get
any of that.
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[SCOFFS] You guys
are on your own.
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Didn't they make you take
an egg home in high school?
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I don't know,
I was high on heroin.
Bye!
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[FRANZ FERDINAND'S STAND ON THE HORIZONPLAYING]
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♪ ♪
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How the fuck do I know
what I'm gonna do?
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Calm down, please.
And stop with the swearing.
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My apologies, Clydie.
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Clydie?
No, no, no nicknames,
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'cause then you're gonna
want to keep him.
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Whatever. For real,
what's the plan?
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Well, obviously we're gonna
get him back to his mother,
where he belongs.
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No. No way, Jose. She'll just do
something else weird with him.
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Oh, like leave him
on the doorstep
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of someone
she hardly fucking knows?Or worse.
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And again, I would ask you
to please stop swearing.
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Their little brains
are like sponges.
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You don't want
his first words
to be
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"fucktits" or
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"nobody makes albums anymore,
it's all singles."
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Hey, hey, hey, you there.
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Did your mommy abandon you?
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Yes, she did.
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He's pretty big
for a crack baby, huh?
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He's not a crack baby.
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His mom's not an addict?No.
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Well, then why f...
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F-U-C-K did she
drop him off here?
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I don't know.
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Holy fucking shit,
we have a baby.
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Okay, give him here.
That's enough
with the swearing.
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I got him, I got him.
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Don't drop him.Don't worry about it.
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It's gonna
be fine, okay?
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We'll just...
We'll pick up
some supplies
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and then we'll
figure out a plan.
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What do you mean,
supplies?
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You know,
stuff that babies need.
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A stroller, bottles
with the nipples on 'em,
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some Ho Hos
would be nice.
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Oh, I have wipes.
Oh, no, what am I saying?
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Those are big boy wipes.
Cucumber peppermint.
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That might be a little spicy
for a rookie, huh?
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Or we just
call the cops.
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Let them bring some
professionals in.
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No, we're not
calling the cops.
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What are they gonna do?
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Bring him right back
to his unfit mother.
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Ideally.
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Yeah, and then
pick him up from there
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and throw him into the system,
is that what you want?
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You want your baby brother
in the belly
of the beast, bro?
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Well, I don't
want him here.
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Now, how do you know
all this stuff about babies?
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Well, um...
[CHUCKLES]
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When I was in high school
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I was vice president
of the babysitter's club.
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What?Mm-hmm, two terms.
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[COOS]Yeah.
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[LAID-BACK INDIE MUSIC]
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Loudermilk had a baby.
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So?
That's no excuse.
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Wait, what?
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Somebody gave Loudermilk
a baby.
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A baby what?A baby baby.
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Who did?
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I don't know, his father's
waitress or something?
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I didn't engage.
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Hey, that was
a pretty good gig
last Friday, huh?
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Uh, yeah.
Sure.
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Um, look. Um...
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I have a confession
to make.
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Even though
the show was
really good,
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it kinda got me
thinking.
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That it could be better?
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Exactly.Me, too.
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Okay, great.
So we're on
the same page?
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Definitely. It's obvious
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I'm the least experienced
member of the band.
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Right.
Yeah, good.
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So I have to try
extra hard.
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Completely commit myself.
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I'm even gonna look into
taking tambourine lessons.
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Um, I don't think anyone
teaches tambourine.
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It's kinda like
you either know it
or you don't.
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Oh, thanks.
Oh, and I have
another idea.
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If we wanna start
making some real cash,
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we need some merch,
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and I have some
really good ideas
for a t-shirt.
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[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
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You know, for a 76
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you'd figure they'd
have a better baby station.
146
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We don't need
that much.
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Soon as we can, the kid's
going back to his mother.
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You still don't get it,
do you?
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Okay, let me paint a picture
that you'll understand.
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Imagine that
you're the governor.
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That's implausible,
but no, go ahead.
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And Clyde here
is on death row
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and you're the only one
who can save his life.
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And in order to
save his life,
all you have to do
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is keep him from going back
to his mother, you get it?
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Yeah, I don't understand
that at all.
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How does this kid
get so filthy?
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Nah, that's my bad.
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He won't take
the nipple unless I rub
some chocolate on it.
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What nipple?
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Nip... Nipple.
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That word doesn't
make any... Nipple.
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What, were you born
without 'em?
We got two of 'em.
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What the fuck
am I looking at?
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It's my Mr. Milky
man milk vest.
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Where did you get that?I told you,
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I was the vice president of my
high school babysitter's club.
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And you've had that
ever since?
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Yes, I'm a bit of a pack rat.
We know this.
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Please don't make it weird.
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Uh-oh.
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What's the matter,
did he shit his
pants again?
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No, we just got clocked
by Johnny Law over here.
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Oh. Well, we're not
doing anything wrong.
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Really? Couple of
sketchy former addicts
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pushing a pawn shop stroller
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with a filthy-faced baby
who doesn't belong to us?
Come on.
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All right,
let's get out of here.
Do we have everything?
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I wouldn't be mad at
a bag of jerky, actually.
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Come on.Okay, just relax.
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Oh, uh, gentlemen.
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Could I have a minute?
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Hey, officer.
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How are you,
what can we do for ya?
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How old?Huh?
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The baby.
How... How old?
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Zero. I mean, you know.
I mean, he's not quite...
He's not one.
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Five months,
give or take.
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Give or take?
You don't know the age
of your own child?
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He's adopted.
From, uh, Vietnam.
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And, uh, they don't
keep great records there, so.
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Oh.
He doesn't look Asian.
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He's not, he's not.
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He's white and that's
why they got rid of him.
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It's very sad.
Isn't that right, Clydie?
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It's Clyde.Yep.
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Well, my partner and I
have a two-year-old, so.
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BEN: Your partner?
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Best decision
my husband and I
ever made.
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Oh. Oh, okay,
I understand.
201
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I'm sorry,
I thought you meant
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your bang-bang-shoot-up-
the-bad-guys partner,
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Yes, of course.
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[CHUCKLES]
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It's the toughest job
you'll ever love.
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Being a gay cop?
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Kids, kids.
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Tough.
But you know,
rewarding.
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Right.Sure, yeah.
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Hey, Annette,
it's Sam Loudermilk again.
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Uh, I'm sure you're busy,
uh, but I have your baby.
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Still.
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So if you get a second,
fucking call me back!
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Language!
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00:08:05,093 --> 00:08:07,356
Whoa.
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Ta-da. I figured we'd sleep him
right here in the living room.
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00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:12,840
And you know what else
would be good?
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We could change him right here
on the dining room table.
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Oh, sure. And then we would
never eat there again.
220
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But we can eat
in the bathroom,
right?
221
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Come on,
we gotta get
this kid home.
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Okay, look.
Sam, I know this
is some crazy stuff
223
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that's happened
here today,
224
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but just don't
do anything rash,
all right?
225
00:08:27,419 --> 00:08:29,334
Look, there's a lot
of factors to consider
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before you just
put a kid somewhere.
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It's not something
to take lightly.
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Yeah, I don't.
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But I can't raise him.
I didn't sign up for this.
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Yeah, well,
neither did he.
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I'm just saying,
would you sleep
on it, please?
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Okay.
I'll sleep on it.
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[CLYDE CRYING]
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Clyde, what's
going on, man?
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Come on.
Stop crying,
you're fine.
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Aren't you?
237
00:09:00,148 --> 00:09:01,366
[SCREAMS AND CRIES]
238
00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,064
Well, he's not wet.
239
00:09:03,064 --> 00:09:06,197
I gave him a bottle before
bedtime, so he's not hungry.
240
00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:08,069
What does that mean?
He's not dying, is he?
241
00:09:08,069 --> 00:09:10,201
He's probably
just scared,
I bet.
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[SCREAMS AND CRIES]Well, that makes
two of us.
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[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Fuck is this?
245
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:22,692
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
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Oh.
247
00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:26,348
Hey, Levon.
What's up?
248
00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:28,219
Your baby's too loud!
249
00:09:28,219 --> 00:09:30,091
Come on,
he's not that loud.
250
00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:32,920
I was in
Tiananmen Square,
I know loud!
251
00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,574
Okay.
[STUTTERS]
252
00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,532
We'll do what we can to try
to quiet him down, all right?
253
00:09:36,532 --> 00:09:37,751
[GROANS]
254
00:09:37,751 --> 00:09:39,491
[SCREAMING AND CRYING]
255
00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,972
So what do I do?
256
00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:44,061
I don't know.
I would put him
in a stroller.
257
00:09:44,061 --> 00:09:45,889
Take him
for a nice little walk.
258
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:48,326
I'm not going outside,
it's 3:00 in the morning.
259
00:09:48,326 --> 00:09:50,198
Who said anything
about going outside?
260
00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:51,895
[SCREAMS AND CRIES]
261
00:09:51,895 --> 00:09:54,463
[RELAXING MUSIC]
262
00:09:54,463 --> 00:09:57,422
♪ ♪
263
00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:11,088
So I'm dying to go to
the Tame Impala concert
at the Showbox,
264
00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,742
but I'm worried
I'm gonna get
a contact high
265
00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:14,222
from all that
marijuana smoke.
266
00:10:14,222 --> 00:10:17,704
People don't smoke pot
at concerts any more, dude.
267
00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:20,141
But... But it's
legal now.
268
00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:23,666
Mm, smoking indoors
would be seen as
very uncool today.
269
00:10:23,666 --> 00:10:25,102
TONY: The fuck's the matter
with the world?
270
00:10:25,102 --> 00:10:26,843
When pot was outlawed
everyone smoked it.
271
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,323
But now that it's legal,
they don't?
272
00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:30,151
People today suck.
273
00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:33,241
Or maybe it's because
you guys didn't have
edibles back then.
274
00:10:33,241 --> 00:10:34,938
Technically,
every drug is edible.
275
00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,636
And you can
shove 'em up your butt.
276
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,421
Oh, it is
a much quicker high.
277
00:10:39,421 --> 00:10:41,641
So you guys are saying
it's okay, then?
278
00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,425
What do you think,
Loudermilk?
279
00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:44,556
Loudermilk!
280
00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:47,081
Don't drink.
What?
281
00:10:47,081 --> 00:10:48,386
You okay, Loudermilk?
282
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:49,779
Sorry.
283
00:10:49,779 --> 00:10:51,694
Jesus man, you fall off
the wagon again?
284
00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,522
Uh, no.
Nothing like that.
285
00:10:53,522 --> 00:10:54,915
He has a baby.
286
00:10:54,915 --> 00:10:56,568
Whoa.
287
00:10:56,568 --> 00:10:58,353
I didn't even know
you were dating anyone.
288
00:10:58,353 --> 00:10:59,746
Well, it's not mine.
289
00:10:59,746 --> 00:11:01,748
It's my responsibility
for the moment,
290
00:11:01,748 --> 00:11:03,793
but it's my dad's actually.
291
00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,403
Or was my dad's.
292
00:11:05,403 --> 00:11:08,319
Wow. All my dad left me
was a Lincoln Town Car
293
00:11:08,319 --> 00:11:10,321
and a DVD set
of Dean Martin Roasts.
294
00:11:10,321 --> 00:11:13,455
Shit holds up, though.
That Foster Brooks kills me.
295
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,544
So this is Loudermilk's
little brother?
296
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:17,328
Half-brother.Oh.
297
00:11:17,328 --> 00:11:19,983
Hey, Loudermilk,
you should try yerba mate.
298
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:23,508
It's like Red Bull
but natural.
299
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:27,338
And it's a mood enhancer,
not that you need it.
300
00:11:27,338 --> 00:11:30,341
Hey, uh, I'm not
a child care expertise,
301
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:34,955
but uh, I don't
see any baby.
302
00:11:34,955 --> 00:11:35,999
Where is he?
303
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:37,218
With Ben.
304
00:11:37,218 --> 00:11:39,307
Ben? Really?
305
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:42,658
Yeah, Ben's actually
a big papa bear with Clyde.
306
00:11:42,658 --> 00:11:44,616
Don't papa bears
eat they young?
307
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:46,314
Yeah, if they're hungry.
308
00:11:46,314 --> 00:11:48,664
But Ben's flush with Ho Hos
right now, he's good.
309
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,057
Are you gonna adopt him?
310
00:11:50,057 --> 00:11:51,754
I can get
the paperwork started.
311
00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:53,408
Friends and family
discount, bruh!
312
00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:56,411
Fuck no.
This is temporary.
313
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,760
What are you
talking about?
314
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,066
Raising a kid
is anything but temporary.
315
00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,459
I'm not raising him,
316
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,940
I'm holding onto him until his
mother comes to her senses
and takes him back.
317
00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:06,029
Yeah, I don't know
about that.
318
00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,902
My grandmother,
she took in my uncle's kids
till he got back on his feet.
319
00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,252
That was 52 years ago, man.
320
00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:15,169
Stevie's right.
This might be more than just
a quick fix kind of situation.
321
00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,084
No, it's a quick fix
type of situation.
322
00:12:17,084 --> 00:12:18,520
I'm gonna bring him back
to his mom
323
00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,348
once she levels off
with her meds.
324
00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,437
[ALL MUMBLE]
325
00:12:22,437 --> 00:12:27,398
What? Come on,
the best place for a kid
is with his mother, right?
326
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,618
Loudermilk,
did you ever consider
327
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:31,620
that maybe this could be
a sign from the universe?
328
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:33,187
I mean, think about it.
329
00:12:33,187 --> 00:12:35,319
You lose your father
but you gain a brother?
330
00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:38,061
It might be more than
just a simple coincidence.
331
00:12:38,061 --> 00:12:41,499
Are you saying his brother
may be his father?
332
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,415
That's not at all
what I'm saying.
333
00:12:44,415 --> 00:12:46,896
What I'm saying
is that someone
or something
334
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:50,508
is trying to tell Loudermilk
that he still needs a family.
335
00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,249
I say he needs
some yerba mate.
336
00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,338
It's a serious
mood enhancer.
337
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,037
Fuck this. I don't need
a mood enhancer, okay?
338
00:12:57,037 --> 00:12:58,560
Who has something
to talk about?
339
00:13:00,954 --> 00:13:02,520
That's not
about me or the baby.
340
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,437
I got a question
for Stevie.
341
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:10,137
How fucking old
is your grandmother?
342
00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,227
Big Mama, she old.
343
00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:15,316
Old.
344
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,667
MIKE: Sam.
345
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,974
I heard about
your bundle of joy.
346
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:24,455
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
Wouldn't go that far.
347
00:13:26,544 --> 00:13:29,373
A child is a big
responsibility, Sam.
348
00:13:29,373 --> 00:13:31,158
Yeah, Ben's helping
out a lot.
349
00:13:31,158 --> 00:13:33,116
He's got him at the aquarium
right now I think
or something.
350
00:13:33,116 --> 00:13:34,422
Ben.
351
00:13:34,422 --> 00:13:37,294
Yes, that doesn't
comfort me.
352
00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,471
He's actually
remarkably good
with kids.
353
00:13:40,471 --> 00:13:44,301
I'm sure he is,
but have you
considered possibly...
354
00:13:44,301 --> 00:13:45,694
[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]
355
00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,043
Well, have you thought
about maybe
356
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:48,915
finding a better home
for the child?
357
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,481
You mean moving?
358
00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:52,832
Not you, him.
359
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,703
There are many
fine families,
360
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:56,705
some of them
even in our own parish
361
00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:59,577
who would treasure the chance
to raise a child like Clyde.
362
00:13:59,577 --> 00:14:02,319
Wait a minute,
are you talking
about adoption?
363
00:14:02,319 --> 00:14:04,713
No, I can't do that.
It's not my kid.
364
00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:06,323
I'm his...
I'm his brother.
365
00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:08,064
Exactly. You'd like
your brother
366
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:10,327
to be raised in
a good family, wouldn't you?
367
00:14:10,327 --> 00:14:11,633
That's ridiculous.
368
00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:13,069
I'm not gonna
hand my baby brother
369
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:14,810
over to somebody
I don't even know.
370
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,855
Come on.
371
00:14:17,204 --> 00:14:18,814
Think about it, Sam.
372
00:14:20,076 --> 00:14:22,339
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
373
00:14:22,339 --> 00:14:23,863
[KNOCK AT DOOR]
374
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,996
Annette,
it's Sam Loudermilk.
375
00:14:32,045 --> 00:14:33,698
Open up.
376
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:35,135
[HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Annette isn't here.
377
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:36,832
All right.
Come on.
378
00:14:36,832 --> 00:14:40,053
Open the door.
We have to talk.
379
00:14:40,053 --> 00:14:42,925
I told you,
Annette isn't here.
380
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,884
All right, whatever
you say, Annette.
381
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,930
Listen, if you're
serious about me
keeping the kid,
382
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,367
you gotta at least
give me his papers.
383
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:53,109
This isn't Annette.
384
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,937
All right, I'll...
I'll play along.
385
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:57,592
Which Muppet
character are you?
386
00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:59,855
My name's Jeannette.
387
00:14:59,855 --> 00:15:01,639
Jeannette.
Your name is J...
388
00:15:01,639 --> 00:15:03,206
Stop playing games.
389
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,773
This is serious.
390
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:06,644
If you don't want your son
put up for adoption
391
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,777
open the door right now,
because I'll do it.
392
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,257
I will give him away.
393
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:11,519
[LOCK CLICKS]
394
00:15:13,738 --> 00:15:14,826
Who are you?
395
00:15:14,826 --> 00:15:17,133
I told you!
Jeannette.
396
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,657
I'm Annette's sister.
397
00:15:19,657 --> 00:15:21,529
Did Annette
really do that?
398
00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,445
Yeah, she did.Oh, Jesus.
399
00:15:25,576 --> 00:15:27,796
I'm just so surprised.
400
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:31,191
I mean, she was always
the level-headed one.
401
00:15:31,191 --> 00:15:33,715
Do you come
from circus folk?Hmm?
402
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,891
Where is she?
Where is your sister?
403
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,632
Well, all I know
is she said
404
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,374
she was going out of town
with the kids for a few days.
405
00:15:40,374 --> 00:15:42,724
I'm just
apartment sitting.
406
00:15:42,724 --> 00:15:44,639
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
All right.
407
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:46,815
You're telling me the truth,
she's not back there
hiding somewhere?
408
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,773
No, I swear.
409
00:15:48,773 --> 00:15:50,775
[STUTTERS]
All right.
410
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:53,343
[STUTTERS]
When you see her,
411
00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,389
can you tell her
to call Sam Loudermilk?
412
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:57,217
I will.
413
00:15:57,217 --> 00:16:00,263
All right.
Thanks, Jeannette.
I'm sorry about the...
414
00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:02,526
You know, you have
a very distinctive voice.
415
00:16:02,526 --> 00:16:03,788
Oh.
416
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:07,096
Thanks for noticing, asshole.
417
00:16:07,096 --> 00:16:09,969
We have a delightful flight
of purees for you
this evening.
418
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,841
Assuming
you have no allergies,
you're in for quite a treat.
419
00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,408
I call this baby tapas.
420
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:16,758
Here we go, here.
421
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:18,978
Avocado, guava,
and apple.
422
00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:24,113
Oh.
423
00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,292
Ugh, that is god-awful.
[INHALES AND EXHALES DEEPLY]
424
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,641
So much guava.
425
00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:32,730
What's this...
This is banana.
426
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:34,036
Hey, there he is.
427
00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,431
Any luck with Annette?
428
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,520
I couldn't find her.
429
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:42,740
I did meet a woman
with a bright future
in cartoon voice-overs.
430
00:16:42,740 --> 00:16:43,959
Well, did you
try her restaurant?
431
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,048
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
Yes.
432
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,050
They said
she called in sick
all last week.
433
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:51,358
Now what?I don't know.
434
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:54,056
All I know is that
I've never been more tired
in my entire life,
435
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:57,320
and I did 84
straight hours of meth
with the guy from Korn.
436
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,235
Well, that is
a super duper bummer,
437
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,629
'cause your shift
starts in right now,
438
00:17:01,629 --> 00:17:02,891
I'm gonna go take a nap.
439
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,893
Oh, come on.
You gotta be
kidding me.
440
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,112
Nope.
441
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,374
Huh? [STUTTERS]
442
00:17:07,374 --> 00:17:09,202
I don't know
what to do with him.
443
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:11,073
Just feed him,
clean him up,
and put him to bed.
444
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:12,814
What if he
starts crying again?
445
00:17:12,814 --> 00:17:14,772
I don't know.
Roll him around
in the stroller,
446
00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:16,296
tell him a story,
he'll be okay.
447
00:17:17,906 --> 00:17:19,995
[CLYDE SCREAMING AND CRYING]
448
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:27,568
It's not that bad,
I promise you,
I'm telling you.
449
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,831
Yes, when you get older,
then it's bad.
450
00:17:29,831 --> 00:17:31,137
Then it's terrible.
451
00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,139
But you know,
you're young, man.
452
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:34,444
You got a while.
453
00:17:34,444 --> 00:17:36,316
[SHRIEKS]
454
00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:39,493
Listen... You wanna
hear a story?
455
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:42,148
Yeah?
You wanna hear a story?
456
00:17:42,148 --> 00:17:44,802
It's... Okay, okay, okay.
No, no, no, listen.
457
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:48,458
Did I ever tell you the time
that I got thrown off
the Better Than Ezra bus?
458
00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,547
[CRYING]
459
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:53,507
No, no, no, no, you're
gonna want to listen to this.
This is good, okay?
460
00:17:53,507 --> 00:17:56,814
So I'm in a place
called Hyannis, all right?
461
00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:59,034
Out on Cape Cod
somewhere.
462
00:17:59,034 --> 00:18:02,603
And this is right after
Ezra released
their second album, okay?
463
00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:05,606
So they're kind
of peaking. Uh...
464
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,695
They play an amazing show,
right?
465
00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:09,262
Lights out.
466
00:18:09,262 --> 00:18:11,481
At some venue that had
really good acoustics.
467
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,527
And afterwards
I went on the tour bus to,
468
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:15,311
you know, "interview" them.
469
00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:18,619
Really, I was just there
to party with 'em.
470
00:18:18,619 --> 00:18:21,187
You like this, yeah?
Okay, good.
471
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:24,625
So I just assume that,
you know,
472
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,844
these guys are gonna want to
get fucked up like I do
473
00:18:26,844 --> 00:18:28,455
'cause even though
it's a Tuesday
474
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,631
rock bands, they tend to
wanna get fucked up
475
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:31,936
when they're on the road.
476
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,242
You'll learn this.
477
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,201
[COOS]
478
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,855
You know what?
Do you mind if
I record this?
479
00:18:37,855 --> 00:18:39,292
Some of this?
Hold on.
480
00:18:39,292 --> 00:18:40,510
[COOS]
481
00:18:40,510 --> 00:18:42,425
Yeah, this might be
good for my book.
482
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,514
Write this down, okay.[FUSSES]
483
00:18:44,514 --> 00:18:46,864
I'm coming, I'm coming,
I'm coming, I'm coming.
484
00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,302
All right.
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
485
00:18:49,302 --> 00:18:52,566
Yeah, here you go.
Now hit record.
486
00:18:52,566 --> 00:18:55,960
Check one-two, one-two.
Check one-two.
487
00:18:55,960 --> 00:19:00,269
Okay, so we're on the bus
and these Ezra guys
were acting kind of weird.
488
00:19:00,269 --> 00:19:02,445
Or at least at the time
I thought it was weird.
489
00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,404
Now I realize
490
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:06,232
they were just
being professionals
and pacing themselves
491
00:19:06,232 --> 00:19:08,016
so they weren't
wiped out in Providence
492
00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:10,105
or wherever the hell they were
playing the following night.
493
00:19:10,105 --> 00:19:11,237
[COOS]
494
00:19:11,237 --> 00:19:13,935
But at the time,
495
00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:16,459
you know, this was new to me.
496
00:19:16,459 --> 00:19:19,941
This moderation,
it kind of pissed me off.
497
00:19:19,941 --> 00:19:21,290
So...
498
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,989
The more that
they didn't want to drink,
499
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:28,341
the more that I drank.
500
00:19:28,341 --> 00:19:31,431
Figuring that I could
just break 'em, you know?
501
00:19:31,431 --> 00:19:33,520
That they'd see
how much fun
I was having
502
00:19:33,520 --> 00:19:35,348
and then they'd
have to join in.
503
00:19:36,653 --> 00:19:39,656
But they didn't because,
like I said,
504
00:19:39,656 --> 00:19:42,529
it was Tuesday,
and they were pros.
505
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,836
I really like
that you like this.
506
00:19:45,836 --> 00:19:47,708
[COOS]
507
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:50,014
Finally, the band
had enough of me, right?
508
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,843
And they tossed my ass
off the bus, but literally.
509
00:19:52,843 --> 00:19:55,324
I mean, you know,
flat in a parking lot.
510
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,674
Not that that stopped me.
511
00:19:57,674 --> 00:19:59,763
I got right up
and walked down the street
512
00:19:59,763 --> 00:20:01,765
and found a 24-hour
breakfast place somewhere
513
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:03,941
and ended up
doing lines
with the waitress
514
00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,944
till the blow ran out
and the waitress
lost interest.
515
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,820
And uh,
516
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:16,998
back at the motel,
I lay in bed
as the gray dawn came.
517
00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,915
And I felt
the familiar feeling
518
00:20:20,915 --> 00:20:24,135
of my exhausted heart
skipping beats
519
00:20:24,135 --> 00:20:26,268
as my high
from the previous night
520
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:28,966
slingshotted
into a nearly identical low.
521
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:33,536
[EXHALES DEEPLY]
522
00:20:33,536 --> 00:20:36,496
And I thought that this
was how life was
supposed to be.
523
00:20:40,935 --> 00:20:43,677
And I was that way
for a long, long time.
524
00:20:47,507 --> 00:20:50,466
[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
525
00:20:50,466 --> 00:20:52,076
Really, you don't
stick anything up
your ass?
526
00:20:52,076 --> 00:20:53,426
Nothing up my butt.[LAUGHTER]
527
00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:54,775
Guys, guys, guys.
[SHUSHES]
528
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,211
Keep it...
Keep it down, okay?
529
00:20:59,997 --> 00:21:02,739
This is the first time
he's been asleep
in too damn long,
530
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,088
so everyone
has to be quiet.
531
00:21:12,836 --> 00:21:14,621
All right, who has
something to share?
532
00:21:14,621 --> 00:21:16,231
Yo, forget that.
533
00:21:16,231 --> 00:21:18,059
What are y'all gonna do
about Clyde?
534
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,713
CISCO: Who's Clyde?The baby.
535
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:22,498
I think you should keep him.
536
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:24,935
I can't keep him.
I've got too much going on.
537
00:21:24,935 --> 00:21:27,503
You mean
your crippling depression
and lack of self-worth?
538
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:31,333
Yes.
Both of those things.
And my book.
539
00:21:31,333 --> 00:21:32,987
You ever gonna
finish that fucking thing?
540
00:21:32,987 --> 00:21:35,424
Hey, for your information,
I'm on a roll, okay?
541
00:21:35,424 --> 00:21:37,861
I wrote 200 pages
in the last two months.
542
00:21:37,861 --> 00:21:39,994
Most of it's shit,
but you know,
543
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,996
it's getting
less shitty every day, so.
544
00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:45,173
Well, less S-H-I-T-T-Y
should be the aim.
545
00:21:45,173 --> 00:21:48,959
And would everyone
mind not using such
strong language?
546
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:52,093
The baby has
a sponge brain.
Remember.
547
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:54,269
Congratulations
on your book,
Loudermilk.
548
00:21:54,269 --> 00:21:56,402
Thanks, Cloud.[LOUDLY] The fuck
is sponge brain?
549
00:21:56,402 --> 00:21:57,620
[SHUSHES][CLYDE FUSSES]
550
00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,709
Would you?[MOUTHS WORDS]
551
00:21:59,709 --> 00:22:01,450
[FUSSING]
552
00:22:01,450 --> 00:22:03,452
I still think you should
raise your brother.
553
00:22:03,452 --> 00:22:05,149
Are you nuts?
554
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,327
Loudermilk doesn't
know S-H-I-T
about raising a child.
555
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,546
No, I took you in
for two years.
556
00:22:10,546 --> 00:22:12,026
CLOUD: Look around,
Loudermilk.
557
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,724
What is this group but
a bunch of children, huh?
558
00:22:14,724 --> 00:22:17,074
We come to you
for guidance, advice,
559
00:22:17,074 --> 00:22:20,077
and when we need
to be set straight,
you do it.
560
00:22:20,077 --> 00:22:22,950
Sounds an awful lot
like being a parent to me.
561
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:27,389
If you do decide to keep him,
we could all help raise him.
562
00:22:27,389 --> 00:22:29,217
You know, that old saying.
563
00:22:29,217 --> 00:22:32,307
Uh, it takes
a village of idiots,
564
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,135
you know how
that thing goes.
565
00:22:34,135 --> 00:22:36,790
Well, thanks, Ed.
That's a terrible
fucking idea.
566
00:22:36,790 --> 00:22:39,358
Watch your language.
Sponge brain.
567
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:42,535
Sorry I'm late,
Valerie Bertinelli was having
a Facebook Live chat.
568
00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:43,927
[ALL SHUSHING]
569
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:47,191
[CLYDE CRIES][OVERLAPPING GROANING]
570
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:49,542
What the hell?Dip shit.
571
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,370
Look what you did.Come on!
572
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,850
FELIX: Hey, uh,
before I forget...
573
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:57,245
Do you mind coming in late
tomorrow and closing up?
574
00:22:57,245 --> 00:23:00,291
Tomorrow?
What about
band practice?
575
00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:02,772
Yeah, we're calling it off.
576
00:23:02,772 --> 00:23:06,776
Brad's, um,
got shingles or some shit.
577
00:23:06,776 --> 00:23:08,735
Oh. That's terrible.
578
00:23:08,735 --> 00:23:09,953
Yeah.
579
00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:11,346
He'll be up and running
in no time,
580
00:23:11,346 --> 00:23:13,392
it's a pretty mild case.
581
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,263
[GROANS]
582
00:23:15,263 --> 00:23:17,570
Sure, yeah, I mean
I can probably make
tomorrow work.
583
00:23:17,570 --> 00:23:19,398
Great.
Thanks, Claire.
584
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:21,138
Yeah, no problem.
585
00:23:21,138 --> 00:23:23,750
[LAID-BACK MUSIC]
586
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,578
[LAUGHTER]
587
00:23:25,578 --> 00:23:27,971
[COOS]
588
00:23:27,971 --> 00:23:31,322
Wow. You really are
good with him.
589
00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,586
Well...Hell, you're
great with him.
590
00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,239
[CHUCKLES]
Well, I love kids.
591
00:23:35,239 --> 00:23:36,850
You know,
I used to be one.
592
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,025
Plus, I had a bunch
of experience
593
00:23:38,025 --> 00:23:40,201
back when I was,
you know.
594
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:41,594
Babysitters' club?
595
00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:43,030
Well, yeah.
596
00:23:43,030 --> 00:23:46,468
But uh...
When I was
a foster kid.
597
00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:49,428
Oh, yeah.
Right.
598
00:23:51,168 --> 00:23:53,997
I forget about that, 'cause
you don't talk much about it.
599
00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:55,912
Well, I mean,
what is there to say?
600
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,827
You know,
I got bounced around
from home to home
601
00:23:57,827 --> 00:23:59,699
like the rest of 'em,
till I found my real family...
602
00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:03,703
Well, not my real fam...
My foster family,
the Palmers.
603
00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:05,705
And they were great.
So, you know.
604
00:24:07,315 --> 00:24:08,882
Well... Well, that's good.
605
00:24:08,882 --> 00:24:10,231
Yeah.
606
00:24:10,231 --> 00:24:11,580
Yeah, they took in
a bunch of kids
607
00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:14,322
and most of 'em moved on.
608
00:24:14,322 --> 00:24:18,239
They got adopted
and I stuck around.
609
00:24:18,239 --> 00:24:20,023
Pretty soon
I was always the oldest
610
00:24:20,023 --> 00:24:23,287
so I ended up taking care
of the little guys, like you.
611
00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,507
[COOS]
612
00:24:25,507 --> 00:24:26,943
Hey, I'm sorry
about that.
613
00:24:27,683 --> 00:24:29,511
For what?
614
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,295
You know,
that you never
got adopted.
615
00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:33,559
Oh, yeah. No, to tell you
the truth, Sam,
616
00:24:33,559 --> 00:24:34,777
I thought about that.
617
00:24:34,777 --> 00:24:36,736
It's, uh...
618
00:24:36,736 --> 00:24:38,781
It's better,
it's better this way.
619
00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:42,785
You know, like I said,
the Palmers were great
and, uh, I mean,
620
00:24:42,785 --> 00:24:44,570
things turned out
just fine with me.
621
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,614
Didn't they?
622
00:24:46,615 --> 00:24:48,878
[PENSIVE PIANO MUSIC]
623
00:24:51,141 --> 00:24:52,795
So, you're having
second thoughts.
624
00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:55,798
Yeah, third, fourth.
625
00:24:55,798 --> 00:24:58,235
I don't see how
this ends well, Mike.
626
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:00,411
Look, it's obvious
you care a great deal
627
00:25:00,411 --> 00:25:02,326
about Clyde
and his well-being.
628
00:25:02,326 --> 00:25:04,241
That's gotta count
for something.
629
00:25:04,241 --> 00:25:06,983
Start there,
and you may find
630
00:25:06,983 --> 00:25:09,595
that adoption
doesn't sound
so horrible.
631
00:25:11,814 --> 00:25:14,687
I just don't know how
I could give him
to a total stranger,
632
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,515
especially after
what it says in your book
633
00:25:16,515 --> 00:25:19,779
about being
my brother's keeper
and all that.
634
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,955
I appreciate the sentiment,
but those words
635
00:25:21,955 --> 00:25:24,479
were spoken by Cain
after he murdered Abel.
636
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:27,787
His brother.
637
00:25:29,005 --> 00:25:30,224
Really?
638
00:25:32,574 --> 00:25:34,576
Oh, that got dark.
639
00:25:34,576 --> 00:25:36,578
[INDISTINCT JOVIAL CHATTER]
640
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:41,975
Playing guitar,
jumps off the stage
still playing guitar.
641
00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,759
[LAUGHTER]
642
00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,892
Holy... What the fuck?Holy sh...
643
00:25:45,892 --> 00:25:47,763
Hello, boys.
644
00:25:47,763 --> 00:25:50,766
What a nice surprise.
How are your shingles,
Brad?
645
00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,072
Better.
646
00:25:52,072 --> 00:25:53,682
[STUTTERS]
Claire.
647
00:25:53,682 --> 00:25:57,425
What are you, uh,
doing sitting in the dark?
648
00:25:57,425 --> 00:25:59,470
Did you really think
I wouldn't find out?
649
00:25:59,470 --> 00:26:00,689
About what?
650
00:26:00,689 --> 00:26:03,170
You guys played a gig
without me.
651
00:26:03,170 --> 00:26:05,259
What are you talking about?
You're in the Ben Rogers Band.
652
00:26:05,259 --> 00:26:07,957
This is the
Felix Furbush Experience.
653
00:26:07,957 --> 00:26:11,221
It's the exact same band,
except without me!
654
00:26:11,221 --> 00:26:13,180
Yeah, okay.
I can see how
you could...
655
00:26:13,180 --> 00:26:14,573
[GROANS] Look.
656
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:16,836
I know I suck, okay?
I just...
657
00:26:16,836 --> 00:26:18,620
I love playing.
658
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:20,448
You don't understand
how good it is
659
00:26:20,448 --> 00:26:23,190
to be around people who aren't
total fuckups for a change.
660
00:26:23,190 --> 00:26:24,452
Claire, I...
661
00:26:24,452 --> 00:26:26,497
I need this, okay?
662
00:26:27,629 --> 00:26:29,065
I really need it.
663
00:26:32,199 --> 00:26:33,374
Boys?
664
00:26:37,247 --> 00:26:41,991
Fine. Let's, um,
keep the train rolling.
665
00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:44,167
[LAUGHS] Great!
666
00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:45,865
Okay, I'll see you
at practice.
667
00:26:45,865 --> 00:26:48,476
Oh, and I have a shit ton
more ideas for shirts.
668
00:26:55,439 --> 00:26:57,267
So what are you
gonna do?
669
00:26:58,225 --> 00:27:00,401
I don't know.
670
00:27:00,401 --> 00:27:02,272
Get somebody else
to fire her, I guess.
671
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,755
[SCREAMING AND CRYING]
672
00:27:07,582 --> 00:27:09,758
Come on, kid.
673
00:27:09,758 --> 00:27:12,282
I know you gotta be tired.
I'm tired
674
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:15,242
and I don't have people
carrying me around all day.
675
00:27:15,242 --> 00:27:17,723
[SCREAMS AND CRIES]
676
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,638
Let's take another
look at the diaper.
677
00:27:22,510 --> 00:27:24,468
[SCREAMS AND CRIES]
678
00:27:28,124 --> 00:27:29,648
Smells fine.
679
00:27:44,532 --> 00:27:48,928
Nothing to see here.
Perfectly dry.
680
00:27:51,060 --> 00:27:52,540
There you go.
681
00:27:54,150 --> 00:27:56,239
Come here.
[GRUNTS]
682
00:27:57,371 --> 00:27:59,895
Yeah, I get you.
683
00:28:01,810 --> 00:28:04,334
Sometimes it's just better
to go au naturel, huh?
684
00:28:06,859 --> 00:28:08,643
It's like, I remember
a summer at Bonnaroo.
685
00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:11,472
God, it was hot.
686
00:28:11,472 --> 00:28:14,170
By day three I thought
I wasn't gonna make it
687
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:18,479
until somebody told me
about a swimming hole.
688
00:28:18,479 --> 00:28:21,395
And then when I got there
there was, like,
150 people there
689
00:28:21,395 --> 00:28:23,876
and I was the only one that
had a stitch of clothes on.
690
00:28:23,876 --> 00:28:25,399
Yeah.
691
00:28:25,399 --> 00:28:26,705
Couldn't have been
any happier.
692
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,184
[DOOR OPENS]
693
00:28:28,184 --> 00:28:29,708
[COOS]
694
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,841
[CHUCKLES]
695
00:28:32,841 --> 00:28:35,496
And you wanted to put him
into the belly of the beast.
696
00:28:35,496 --> 00:28:38,020
Yeah, I think I figured out
what's bothering him.
697
00:28:38,020 --> 00:28:39,674
He doesn't like
wearing diapers.
698
00:28:39,674 --> 00:28:41,807
Oh.[WET FLATULENCE]
699
00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:51,468
You motherf...
700
00:28:51,468 --> 00:28:53,819
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
701
00:28:53,819 --> 00:28:56,299
♪ ♪
702
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:21,368
♪ Alone in
someone's bedroom
703
00:29:21,368 --> 00:29:23,413
♪ She firmly took my hand
704
00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,067
♪ The isolation ended
705
00:29:25,067 --> 00:29:27,243
♪ I began to understand
706
00:29:27,243 --> 00:29:29,376
♪ In the ping-pong match
of constant desire
707
00:29:29,376 --> 00:29:30,812
♪ I was never
gonna get ahead
708
00:29:30,812 --> 00:29:33,467
♪ 'Cause I was looking
in the mirror
709
00:29:33,467 --> 00:29:35,643
♪ ♪
710
00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:37,384
♪ Now we've got
that sympathy
711
00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,168
♪ What I'm to you,
you are to me
712
00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:40,300
♪ Let's go ♪